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Episode Date: January 23, 2026

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What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show. NFL edition for championship weekend. Guys, we have two more shows, which is so crazy because it went by so fast. I'm Paul Verzi over here. We got Bill Burr over there. Over there. We got Andrew Demless in Beverly Hills and Jake the Snake with the injury report, as always. Guys, we only have two games to talk about today.

first of all first of all I got to do two things here number one our show is killing it in the playoffs Bill Burr who who just missed beating the book

is now eight and two in the playoffs so it is mathematically impossible for him to not have a winning season your boy Paul me I am seven and three I know that Andrew and Jake are We are crushing the playoffs right now.

And a big congratulations to two of the guys on the show who are New England Patriots fans, Bill Burr, Andrew Themless. Congratulations on your team going to the AFC championship game. We have two games this week. And the New England Patriots are playing the Denver Broncos in Denver minus Bo Nix, but still have a great team, a great defense, a great backup quarterback, number one seed. at home, hard place to play. And then we have the Rams going to Seattle to play that great defense in the Seahawks, guys. It's going to be a good one. Who's going to the Super Bowl?

I don't know. We got our picks. Jake DeSnake, is anybody hurt? This is a very important one, Jake. This is a very important one. We know Bo Nix, of course, but what else do we got? For sure, yeah. You mentioned Bo Nix.

He's out. Broncos are trying to get one of the running backs back. He's been out for a while. J.K. Dobbins, he's practicing, so we'll see if he ends up actually playing, but he's been out for a few months. The Seahawks have a few injuries as well. Darnold has been playing through an oblique injury. Looks like he's going to be good to go, though. And then they lost one of their running backs. Zach Charbonnet, he tore his ACL in that Niners game. And then they're also struggling with one of their tackles. This guy, Charles Cross, he's their starting left tackle. He has not been practicing all week,

so he's probably going to be out. So that's where the injuries are. They're at, we're at a good time of year where a lot of people are playing. So that's always good for the playoffs. Obviously, losing Bo Nix is really unfortunate, though, because that was shaping up to be a great game. And still could be, you know. But, yeah, the Patriots, obviously, the odds are very much in their favor, as I'm sure I'll talk about.

But, yeah, I mean, you got to be excited. It's here, you know, it's championship weekend. We're about to figure out who's going to the Super Bowl. So that's going to be really awesome weekend of games. All right, Bill. The floor is yours, sir. Where are the pick? I can't, where are my goddamn picks?

I can't see what the spread is. It's only four and a half. Yeah, this game is like, first of all, the Patriots have had two ugly wins. Interceptions, tip balls, fumbling all over the place. I would be willing to bet that it's been a long time since a team had that many turnovers back-to-back weeks and was able to win two playoff games. So I hate this game, the Patriots Broncos. The Broncos are still a number one seed. They lost one guy. Okay, I know it's their quarterback, but like, you know, Bone Dix is not the only reason why

they were a number one seed. They have a great defense. They have home field advantage, and they have no pressure, no pressure. Like, it's a foregone conclusion that the Patriots are going to them and we're only four and a half point favorites. So I think the Patriots win. I don't think they cover. Let's take the Broncos. Wow. Okay.

Okay. No, I just, I think this game, I think this game is going to be fucking weird. I think the, the Broncos are going to do weird shit because they don't have, there's going to be a couple of trick plays, double reverse option, one of those fucking things, fake punt. They're going to be like, I feel like the first half is going to be a little wild before of Rabel and them sort of settle the game down, and then we'll see. But the big thing for the Patriots is they got to, they don't want to, you don't want

to be chasing the Broncos. That crowd will be going fucking crazy. They're three to nothing. It's going to sound like there's five seconds left in the Super Bowl. That's just my opinion. And, you know, there's still, like a healthy hatred of the Patriots because, you know, they were better looking than most people, just the Tom Brayette. 80 factor and they won. And most people are not good looking and they don't win in life. And that's

why you have racism, Paul. I got to tell you something. During your whole spiel right there, you were actually very persuasive. You said some things that made me go, oh man, you know what? Maybe this is going to be not what people think. But I'll be honest with you. For me, it's, I'm going to do what I always do when I say, look, I got to see it. It's like a poker hand. I got to see it. I just think a team like the Patriots is finding ways to win as good as the Texans defense was. And by the way, the Texans defense was so good, the fact that they kept them in the game with five turnovers or whatever. The fact that C.J. Stroud was throwing the ball up for grabs and the defense kept them in. No, no, no, no, no, no. C.J. Straout threw one that hit this guy in the

fucking hands. He had another ball that was tipped. So let's have interceptions in half. They need to, dude, if you throw it to a receiver and it hits him in the fucking hands and he hits it up in the air like he's starting to set somebody up to spike in volleyball, the fact that that goes on the quarterback and all these suits at halftime, they're not taking care of the ball. Not taking care of the ball. First of all, it's my time. You had your time. Number one. Number two, number two, he did do some things that I thought were careless. I'm not saying it's all on him, but here's the deal. My point is, everybody said their defense was so good, which their defense was.

But that catch by booty, the Patriots offense made plays, and Drake May made throws against that defense when he had to. And even though they were like a bend, not break defense, the Patriots found a way. I can't see the Patriots losing to a backup quarterback. I know some backup quarterbacks have done it. I think that Drake May and the Patriots go in there, and I think they win a tight one

because this kid has not had a lot of snaps since, what, 2002? I got to see a guy like that win this game against this defense. The Patriots are really, really good. I think the, you know, the four and a half is whatever. I could see the Patriots winning by a touchdown. I just have to see it. So I am taking your New England Patriots to go to the Super Bowl,

and what a job by Mike Vrable. What a job. I feel like you said what I said, except you said they're going to cover. He said it's going to be a tight game. That is a good point. If it's going to be a tight game, would they cover the four?

It's going to be a tight game, Paul. Four and a half points. Not, but it's a tight game. I just think the Patriots are going to win by six or more, seven. I think the Patriots win, but they don't cover. Just so we clarify.

And I apologize for stepping on your time. No, no, no. If I hear one fuck more person go, C.J. Straught was throwing it up for grabs it's like what about that fucking 87 it hit him right in his fucking hands pull yeah and he he got a drop he still has way too many turnovers though he had like seven turnovers in two games i mean some of them aren't his fault sure but like that's a lot how many how many do we have actually there's been a lot dude yeah yeah ours are more on sacks than interceptions yeah

yeah it was more our we lost more in the pocket than he than he did over those two games but there's been listen these teams with turnovers you know the Buffalo Bills had five. It's just you can't win, you can't win a playoff game to go to the Super Bowl or to go to the AFCNNC championship with four or five turnovers. I don't care how good you are even, you know, so. That's what makes me nervous, Paul, because you go like, you know, they keep finding a way. Like, finding your way, you can do that in November.

You do that in January. It catches up with you. I'm nervous about this. Bill's, yeah, because Bill's still scarred from all those, the early Brady Super Bowls where we were finding a way. It was like, oh, special teams didn't do it with the defense. is going to do it. Then, you know, offense was always, you know, the last guy I actually said about the Broncos. But I wasn't scarred from those, dude, I'm not scarred from those. We won those games.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And we also had, like, way more, like, discipline. I'm just, this is from watching 50 years of football. Vinnie Tester Verdi and the University of Miami showing up in Army fatigues, the Pittsburgh Steelers booking their hotel rooms before the AFC channel. I'm talking about counting your chickens before they had. that the second everybody heard Bo Nix went down, they're just like, this is a foregone. Dude, if the Broncos traded Bo Nix for somebody else,

that wouldn't it be like, holy shit, the golden boy. I got a question. Bo Nix is becoming Bo Nix with the Broncos. Let's not act like this fucking guy's up there with the Howitzer. Yeah, I got a question. Jake, maybe you're going to answer this. So a friend of the show, Sean Green made the point that

now it's going to force Sean Payton to keep the ball on the ground and run it more than he probably would have thrown it with Bo Knicks, obviously it's a lot easier for, you know, back up to run an offense if you're handing it off. I mean, is that, is that enough? You know what I mean? I mean, the guy's going to get like one or two good, they're going to go, my God,

can you believe, if he completes a pass, people are going to be, like, going nuts. That's just what happens anytime somebody's cold. But, like, are they really going to win on a run game? I don't know. I think, yeah, I'm biased, but I think they win by 10. But, you know, I think their difference is this, and this is just my opinion. there's a difference between a team eke and one out that's like not good and then a team finding a way to win because they are good.

And I think that Mike Vrable and the Patriots are finding ways to win because they're good and well-coached as opposed to a team with average talent finding a way to win. This is my opinion. I think that they have the pieces. You know, when you have a coach like that, you have a quarterback like that. And dude, you guys have receivers that aren't huge name receivers that played huge. and they're really good. I know. Denver has an insane defense, dude.

They have an insane defense. My thing, Paul, is four and a half. I'm not saying the Patriots are not going to win. I'm just saying I'm going to die a thousand deaths in the final seven minutes of that game. Of course you are. That's all I'm saying. You know, I'll be honest with you, though.

Gun to my head, I'll play the Broncos front defensive line over the Texans. The Texans' defensive line is the best in football, far. So, and you guys did that. And Drake May did that. So it'll be a great game. Hopefully, you know, hopefully you guys, listen. Do you watch the NCAA championship game, the U of M in Indiana? Oh, yeah, of course. Dude, wasn't me? Did Miami look like they were twice the size? Like, they grabbed, there was a running back in like the first quarter went to block this guy on the end. and this guy just grabbed him and threw him on the ground like he was the second grader. And I was going like, they are going to fucking manhandle this team.

But like in the end it had some guys like they're running back. That guy's got like that crazy heart, man. Yeah. That guy was like a fucking like a Brahma bull that guy. They would be on him and he would carry him for like another four yards. But he was great. Yeah, he really was a good game. I kind of feel like that game came down to.

came down to coaching. Because I feel like Miami was just watching them on the field. They were a better team as far as like size, speed, athleticism. And they had all the heart in the world. Like I loved how their kids played and everything.

I just feel like that's when it comes down to some nerd with the headset. Also, that special teams play. Yeah, I changed the game. Yeah, special teams, dude. Indiana special teams just played really good, man. I know it's crazy to say, but that was big.

And I agree with you, dude. Miami looked like they could have and should have won the game, like on the field, but the running back of the Hoosiers, like you said, and, dude, that quarterback, that quarterback sneak on fourth and five and went into the end zone and took a hit. I was like, dude, that kid, like, they wanted it. That was a great game, great national championship game. It was just fun to see, you know, I know Miami's been there and they have the history since the 80s, but like it was fun to see, you know, Mississippi and fucking Indiana and all these other.

Just so it's not fucking Ohio State, Alabama, Georgia. I was getting tired of that. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, it was cool. Respect to those schools. They're obviously legendary schools, but like it was fun to see somebody different in there. I will say Indiana's coach kind of has a serial killer vibe.

Dude. Yeah. He looks like that weird quiet guy on your street. that doesn't cause any trouble. A quiet white guy with glasses of a certain age, black frame glasses at a certain age on your street. Yeah. That's my thing, right?

Just stay in good standing with that guy. I tweeted during that game when Indiana was winning. Like, look, at the end, I go, this guy's face looks like he's down 30. He just never, he finally smiled. At the end, at the end, it gave him, like, gatorade, and he kind of just did like whatever, but that was a great game. Oh, you saw it, you saw it a little bit.

You saw when they dumped the gate raid on him. You saw that little, yeah, that hunger dude, that maybe he needed to go hunt that nice. That guy's either a great husband. He's either a great husband. He's one or two. There's no one in the middle. That guy's either a great husband or fucking a nightmare. I'm getting, uh, I'm getting like he has, he has like, we won entrance to the house and we lost entrance to the house.

like his wife locks the front door and he goes around to that storm door you know the old school ones he open him up and you go down he's like

he's a guy that I think his daughter loves him but understands why the mom hates him all right we're projecting here all right there's something

there's some of I would look at the end of the day I would not want to piss that guy off no I actually in a lot of ways you know

because Bobby Knight was just wore it on his sleeve there's something more like fucking unsubbed settling about this guy. He might be his sweetheart. I don't know, but it just seems like there's a lot going on there.

I love what he said, though, when he was so happy in the post-game interview and he just goes, he goes, Indiana just won a football championship. He goes, how amazing is this for our fans? Like, you could tell, like, he just, he almost couldn't fucking believe it. All right, guys, before we get into our last game, I got to shout out our sponsor. Of course, we're only doing this two more weeks this year, which is sad. but it's bed MGM. We love being with bed MGM.

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oh, Seattle's going to fucking bend them over with that defense. The Rams are done. Bill, I'll take this one first. I'm going to take Matthew Stafford and the Rams. I'm going to take Matthew Stafford and the Rams. I think that I know they beat them already this year. I just think that experience matters. I think that the Rams having a close call to the Bears.

and going to the overtime with the bears made them kind of be like, all right, dude, enough of this shit, let's go in. They didn't play really great ball against the bears. I know Seattle's good. I think the Rams win this game by, well, definitely, I think they win the game outright. So I'm going to take the Rams getting two and a half,

Matthew Stafford, having an unbelievable year, and that's who I'm taking. I think that he's got, what's his name? He's got Pooka Nakua on the other side. He's got Devante Adams on the other side. It's a good running back, and they got a really good coach. I'm going to take the Rams to get to the Super Bowl. All right.

I hate this number. Yeah. Two and a half. I mean, what is that, Paul? What is that? It's a tough one. Who covers two and a half? That doesn't even make sense.

I know. That's the point. Seattle would cover a two half. I like one better than I like two and a half. Totally. So fuck is two and a part. This should be illegal. It's tough.

I don't know anything about Seattle. I don't know anything about them. I don't know about their coach. I don't know about their quarterback of Sam Darnold. Yeah. Goss Darnold. Every time I think I bet the Seahawks, they fucking lose. Every time I bet against them, they just trounce the other team.

you know, I'm looking at the Rams like they won a Super Bowl a few years ago. Who's left from that team? I don't know who's hot. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Just to make it interesting, I think I'll take the Seahawks. But I kind of, I feel like the Rams are going to just win the game. Me too. Why would I do that if I just think the Rams are going to win the game?

So go with your gut. Take the Rams. Because I've been doing that with Seattle, the whole fucking year. They think that I can't get a haul of him. The Seahawks this year were my Sharon Stone and Casino. I just can't. Am I going to let her back in again, Paul? I just want my money and my jewels.

I get out of here, you fucking whore. Yeah, that's what you want. Take it. Take it all you. You never loved me. He didn't. Of course she. With the financial arrangement from the beginning.

100%. But that's on him. All the signs were there. That's on him. That's on him. And this is that thing. You treat a whore like a whore, but you're nice to her. You always be nice, Paul.

You always got to be nice to the fucking lady in your life. Can I say something and I don't want this to sound bad? But I don't think... No, never mind. No, come on. Oh, Jesus. Goddamic, wait a second. Wait a second.

It just feels weird to pick the Seahawks. Are I on the clock? How much time do I get left? You got time. We got like 10 more minutes of the show. You want to put yours in? You know, what Bill's thinking? Let them stall here.

I'm sorry, do you ask me? Yes. Oh, yeah. All right, I'll go quick. Fuck it, Seattle. I think they'd do. All right, there you go. All right, well, if you're asking me,

the turnover battle, we talked about a little bit, is the key. Like, you look at last week, pretty much every team, well, literally every team that won the turnover battle. won the game. So that's something to keep an eye on. But I like the Patriots. I know it's kind of a basic pick. I don't love a four and a half. I wish it was lower. But I think Bill and Paul are correct. It's going to be like a weirdly close game. But I just can't imagine the Broncos is going to keep it close the whole game. Maybe the Patriots pull away away by like a touchdown or something. So that's my prediction there. That's a weird game. And then I like the Rams. I just think they're a

better team. I wish it was three. But I think these have been the two best teams all year. And I think if you really look at it, if you like the Rams or like the Seahawks, you should probably take them to win the Super Bowl at this point because you'll get a good number. Yeah, but why do you, Jake, I don't make an interrupt, but why do you wish it was three? The Rams are getting two and a half. Well, because I want to take the Rams plus three in case, you know, in case the Seahawks win by a field or something.

Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, but either way, I still like, I still think the Rams are a little bit better team. Paul brought this up. You got Stafford, you got McVeigh. Rams have a good defense, too. All four of these teams have very good defenses, actually. What did they do during the regular season when they played each other?

They go one and one? Yes, they split. So first game was in L.A. and Darnold threw four picks, so they lost that game. But it was still close. And the Rams won the next one? All right, Seattle's too. That's it.

No, Seattle won the next one. And then the Rams were like a 20-point lead. Oh, no. Yeah, so it was too crazy games. You know, whatever. I hope I lose this bet. It's going to be a close game. I mean, these have been the, in my opinion,

these have been the two best teams all season long. Seehoff fans are insufferable. True. As insuffable as me wearing a TV credit fucking sweatshirt. This is the one that I unapologetically wear, because not only did I do the show, this is the most comfortable fucking merch. That looks hair cozy.

Ever. That's awesome. I put this thing on Paul. I feel like I'm going to have a good day. Oh, I love shirts like. I'm tired of covering it up. No. I'm not going to be ashamed.

that I did the tonight show, okay? I did do it. Zimbi. You guys want to... Yeah. You know, somebody rides out to Sturgis, they get a T-shirt, right? Dude. I fly all the way back to New York.

I do Phelan, and they give me a fucking baby soft sweatshirt. God damn it, I'm going to wear it. Dude, anything soft? Oh. Nothing worse than a hard, rough sweatshirt. Dude, is there anything worse than fucking cheap merch? No, nothing.

And it's the dumbest thing to do is an entertainment. Tanner, like, you just fuck your fans. I don't give a shit how good your show was. If the next day, they put on a $30. Itchy t-shirt, Paul. Yeah, it's like another $350 for a good one, you cheap, fuck. This is the video archives. This thing's comfortable.

I could wear this every day. It's Tarantino's podcast with Roger Avery. So he gets it. And then we got, we got, we got, uh, Monday morning podcast shirts available that have been available. It's got the MMP. The great ones get it, Paul. I thought I joined it. I was trying to one up.

That's how people should judge their podcasts. Paul's best podcast socks on. No, I don't. Yeah, I think these are going to be, I mean, look, you can look at the spreads. What about the over and under guys? What do you think about these scores? Are we big or small for these games? I think, as always, they picked the perfect number.

I don't think, I can't remember the last time I looked at an over and under. and had a feeling like, oh, man, I'm betting that. Yeah, also. It goes right on there, three touchdowns apiece, you know. I feel like Patriots Broncos will go under. Yeah. If I had to guess, and for some dumb reason, yeah, I think Rams Seahawks goes over.

What's the weather like everywhere? Is Seattle going to be snowing? I was wrong about the weather the last few weeks. So they kept saying, no, it rains up. No, in Chicago. They're always under the bridge. even though that was the chili peppers

they're sad let's say they got flannels on and it won't be defensive on steroids but that's okay they'll be 25 degrees in Denver

I'm sorry that was the Legion of boom that was the Legion of Boe right to their right butt cheek 44 in Seattle huh mild 44 degrees in Seattle would be very mild

Here's the thing, as much as I make fun of fucking Seattle, I love that city. And I actually, you know, I love the Supersonics. The Cracken, dude, that new stadium is fucking amazing. And I've always loved the Mariners. Those Ken Griffey teams do are some of the most fun teams ever. Seattle's a great city, man. Yeah, it was great. It's just the, it's just the acoustic nature of their football team.

like you know what's that shit people sing along when they can't sing what do they call it uh autotune yeah it's that's that's what that it should be the uh see yox play in the auto tune arena dude it was when we were there it was absurdly loud people like talking was loud it was like it was totally designed that way i'm like i got to fuck it the game hasn't even started and it's loud no it wasn't natural no it wasn't natural i remember going like this isn't right dude like there's not enough people in here right now for it to sound like this. It's the most overt, ongoing

cheating in professionals every fucking game since they've built that thing. They've been able to sound way louder and get credit. Have you been to Arrowhead yet? Arrowhead is legit. Those people

are actually making that noise. The fact that they lost their title for that high robot fucking stadium they built in Seattle is, yeah, it's bullshit. Denver's real, too. Denver's loud and real. Denver has great fans.

Dude, listen, I'm fucking, all these people have great fans. I'm fucking around. I just like stirring shit up, you know? Just because I have on a soft fucking merch sweater, doesn't mean I'm not going to stir it up a little. Listen, you put it on and you felt guilty, feeling so comfortable. You had to do something.

Oh, no, that's the only old me. I don't feel guilty. Me saying I wasn't going to apologize with me reclaiming my power. My wife was watching one of these fucking, one of those Kardashian ones. And they just kept talking about one of them reclaiming their power. And they said it like 20 times. Like I just felt when I did that,

I just felt I reclaimed my power. And then they would cut to another one and be like, I'm just so happy for her because she was sad. And I really think her doing that, she reclaimed her powers. And then that just became a thing with me and Nia for like a week. Anything that we did, we were just going like, what are you having a bowl of cereal?

Yeah, you know, I just, I don't know. I just felt like I needed to reclaim my power. Reclaim my power. I will say this, though, dude, because I've actually, you know, I've lightened up over the years and I don't give a fuck if she watches. Chloe's actually really funny. She's my favorite. She's actually really fucking funny. It was some fucking creepy guy there acting like he figured out how to live forever.

And she was actually roasting the guy. Oh, that's great. Yeah, because at one point, the guy was saying that, like, a sign of a healthy male body is to have like a bunch of a erections at night, and he was saying that this guy is talking to them. And the mother's there, too, said he has more than he had when he was 18. He just said that. Three random women. And then they cut to her, and she was going like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.

I'm happy for you and your erections. Dude, you should have seen this guy, man. This guy looked weird. Yeah, Brian Johnson. Weird. Oh, speaking to which, Paul, can we talk about that road trip that you said you were thinking of doing? Which? The one over to Europe. Yeah. We talk about anything, but I don't know what you mean.

Oh, yeah. We were talking to it. I said to, I go, who was I talking to? I was talking to my younger brother. And my younger brother goes, dude, he goes, he goes, I got a receding, you know, he goes, I got a receding hairline like right here. And he goes, I just want to maybe, you know, because now they do like a really good job with transplants. They fill them in, this and that. And I go, dude, I'll go to fucking Turkey with you. I go, I'll go to Turkey. We will be a couple of guys with bloody towels, bloody towels on our heads in an airplane or a fucking VIP hotel. Because, dude, when you go to Istanbul, you're just in the fucking lobby and everybody's just eating at restaurants with bloody towels around their head doing it.

And I was like, dude, I was like, he goes, dude, can we? Paul, can you please just between the Super Bowl and game one? I'm back of the full. I want you to come back with a full, like, growing up, gaudy blowout with highlights on the end, and then you don't address it. And then the whole podcast, you just sit there like this, like, I start doing this. Doing that 90-2-0.

Oh, that's great. But here's the thing. If I ever did get hair back, it would be, like, shorter than, like, I would go short. Like, I would be, like, not even an inch. I would just be, like, you know, because I couldn't have wavy locks. Dude, you know what's funny? I got, like, the wrinkles here. So people online, there's somebody was trying to say I got a facelift, which is the funniest shit.

I would, like, look at me. Why would I go at the facelift first? Wouldn't I get a fucking hair system? Like, why would I? And then where are they going to pull it up to? They're going to see it. whatever it is dude how funny would that be

my wife would be like that'd be like if a tornado blew down our house and I was like you know it's the first thing we got to get a toaster dude how funny would it be priorities if the next time we did like if we do anything better next year I just have a blowout hair

and Bill's faces all the way back no you know that shit they put their eyebrows up but there's like there's no it goes like this and then you just see it there's like three up top here oh dude i was performing at the dc improv and there was a woman whose face like you know like when the sides come out more it was like dude it was like came out like this and like the lips filler dude it was like i wanted to just be like dude stop lady enough it was i saw a lady one time her face was yank so tight i thought you know the old school like window

shades like it was just going to go like just rip right up her fucking head um A staple flies out and just gets short and just gets short. All of a sudden, she looks 80. Like, hey, look at that, nofo over then. And then the staple flies out. Jesus Christ. It's Rosie the Riveter. Oh.

That's just passed away. All right. I got some shit I got to go do here. Dude, this is going to, I think these are me two really good games. It's kind of funny how the NFL is like mirroring college football, where it's not the usual. suspects this year, you know? No Casey, no Buffalo, no fucking 49ers. You saw the stat. The Lerlions, you know, just go to the perennials. So that was first time in 15 years. No, no Brady, no Mahomes in the AFC championship. That's, dude, that stat was the craziest thing

I've ever saw. Since 2011 till now, this is the first time, uh, since 2011 until now, chiefs or patriots have been in the AFC championship. Yeah, that's so going. Yeah, that's so That's the craziest fucking stat, man, from 11 until now. Yeah, I don't know. I just hope you appreciate how great Patrick Mahomes is. Well, Collinsworth does. We know that. I mean, you got to be a kid.

No, but he kind of went with Williams last week on that throw. I mean, I never seen anything like that. Yeah. Dude, Collinsworth could be at Starbucks and watch somebody order a coffee. Be like, ah, Mahomes. The last time I saw somebody order a coffee like that, It was Patrick Walms. He got a double latte with cream?

I mean, you've got to be kidding me. He must have had an internal clock. He went over the second he gets to stir, his coffee arrives. I mean, it's just like, how do you even do that? I mean, peppermint sprinkles, my God. All right, guys. I got to see this again. I can't believe this.

That might be the best order I've ever seen. All right, guys. He hasn't got his scone yet, but there's plenty of time. That's great. All right, guys, that's the show. Bill is, Bill thinks the Patriots will win, but the Broncos are good, with the points to Broncos, he's taken,

I'm taking the Patriots, Bill is taking Seattle. I am taking the Rams, and there you have it. I'm stealing bread. Enjoy the shows. Gamble responsibly, have fun, and we will see you for one more week with our Super Bowl picks.

lose you back or do. No show next week. It'll be the following week. Yeah, it'll be a week after for the Super Bowl. No show next week. We'll be back a week after for the final show for the Super Bowl. We will see you guys next week, everybody. Enjoy championship weekend. Bye-bye.

All right, that was a great one. I got to run. Thanks, guys. Take a good show. Bye.