Anything Better? - NFL Picks & Preview | Week 7

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

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What's up everybody welcome back to the Anything Better podcast NFL edition for week number seven. How the hell is everybody doing with your hosts here Paul Bursey over here, Bill Burr over there. We got Jake the snake from undisclosed location and of course we got the Beverly Hills kid aka the Greek Freak Andrew themless Guys before we get into the show we have to shout out our sponsors to bet MGM app you guys know it It's the best sports line app out there. Okay. How does it work? You download the app?

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We're not gonna gloss over We're right there. We're right there at 11 and 13. No, no, no, no, no. We're not going to gloss over what Paul Verzi has been doing the last three weeks, what he's been doing the last three years. Paul, your September, your September looks like presidential debates over the last couple of elections. But dude, your October. You picked nine of the last 12 games. Yeah, if I was a pitcher... People, every year Paul, people write you off in September. When are they gonna learn? I know. You're like a great fighter, Paul. You come out, you're throwing some jabs,

you're just feeling them out or whatever, a little this, little that. And then September, okay, round three. Round three comes to paint. No, you know what it is? If I'm a baseball pitcher, the skipper calls me in the office and he says, we're gonna keep you off the division series roster. And then he goes, and we'll see you in the ALCS.

That's what he said. No, but you gotta have your blow up games first. That's true. We gotta get these things done the the the the the the

the the the the the I'm on the Serengeti. You know what I've noticed about those animal videos? They're slowly starting to realize that you're not part of the car. That's what, the truck, that's what gets them to stop. You look like a giant fucking rhinoceros with wheels. Like they don't know what to do with you. But now they're starting to like, they're starting to realize that you're not part of the car.

That they can kind of snatch you out of the car. Once that goes around the Serengeti, Paul. Andrew, right after Bill says that, you have to edit in the picture of that lion, the female lion walking next to the van and the guy is sitting up there looking and the lion's looking at him and he just turns his head in slow motion and sees her and she's just looking at him. It's incredible, dude. I'll say you got to know that. It say you guys know that it's terrifying. Yeah. That's unbelievable. Yeah.

No, they're starting to figure it out. Bears can open car doors. Oh my God, dude. These big cats, you know, dude, and they talk, you know, they don't like us. The L you know, I think that that, you know, something that could bring the entire animal kingdom Together to kill a bunch of fucking people that look like me on a safari Yeah, they could get a win. You think they like living on that little strip of fucking grass as everybody gets a pool Yeah, dude, those people are out of their minds those people that go on those African safaris and they're like no we're in Jeeps They know where the animals are the animals know fuck that dude

Fuck yeah, that's that's like getting in a cage with a shark swimming with dude And you're sitting there in the fucking if you're it's a convertible You're in a fucking convertible this like how come I don't get a gun to like what happens if somebody takes you out now what? Yep Yeah, I agree fucking you got everyone everyone's gotta have a loaded 12 gauge and know how to use it. Paul, if I was on that thing with you, I would elbow you and I would pick out somebody

that was just fat enough that we could throw over the side. Just to get enough time. Just get enough time to overpower the driver and get the fuck out of there. What did you like in, what did you like this week? You had a good week. What did you see? Paul, you like this week? You had a good week. What did you see? Paul, you saw my text last week. I told I looked at the lines and said I might as well be reading

Chinese. I don't see anything, Paul. I don't I don't get anything. I don't get like the the fucking Saints are plus three at home against the Broncos. I mean, I know they got their ass kicked last week. I kind of like that one. I don't, I don't get, I don't get the Buccaneers. The Buccaneers scored like fucking a hundred points the last two weeks. Yeah. And now they're at home against the Ravens and their underdogs. That's basically saying the Panthers and the saints are barely in the NFL, which is essentially what we've been saying about the NFC South, that it is the DMZ. Unless Tom Brady's down there with Gronkowski and half the fucking Patriot roster, nobody knows what's going on down there.

And I'm starting to think that's how they like it, Paul. There were the lines right there, Paul. What are you looking at? We got to talk to Jake the Snake about some of the... Listen, I think people are starting to be who they are. I believe in the Ravens, Kansas city chiefs. I mean, you're going up against the commissioner there. Um, I would say, uh, who else, who else did I like Ravens, the chiefs 49ers, they're starting

to get healthy. Believe in Brock Purdy, uh, the lions. I mean, those are sort of the top four right there I feel. I think the Ravens like you said, that was the one, I think the Ravens are really starting to become the team that everybody thought they were going to be at the beginning of the year. That's America's team for the AFC I feel.

They're good. Like everybody wants, we gave up on the Bills, I don't know what's, I feel like the Bills are in like you know a post-Stephan Diggs kind of thing where this might be a little bit of a hangover year. I'm not saying they're done, Paul. All right? I would never say that to a group of people that have to deal with lake effects, no.

You know? I don't think they're done, done. I like Josh Allen, he's still young, still lowering that shoulder, running over people. Enjoy that while that last ball. Right around 28, he's gonna start stepping out of bounds. Dude, that Josh Allen throw, that Josh Allen throw where Bill Belichick was watching it with the Manning brothers on the Manning cast. And Belichick's going, don't let him get out of the pocket.

Don't let him get out. Don't let him get out. And he gets out and he just throws like on the run and it's a perfect pass. And Belichick just had the look like they almost didn't let him do it, but he did it. And I was like, yeah. And dude, Aaron Rodgers and the Jets, who would have thunk it with their defense? They are in a must win this week. Must win. I mean, they're in a must win every week. Yeah.

Well, no one's really running away with the division. So I don't know that's a must win. I think it's a, just to try, dude, that, that, that. I mean, I would feel bad for Aaron Rodgers, but it's like, dude, you joined the Jets. I mean, you knew what you were signing up for. Like, what are you doing? Jake the Snake, how I mean, you knew what you were signing up for. What are you doing? Jake the Snake, how you doing, buddy?

Good, good. What do you guys think of the trades with Devonte Adams going to the Jets and now Amari Cooper on the Bills? Those are two pretty big moves. Big move, really big move. Takes the Bills to another level, you know, I think. And he's good. Amari Cooper is good. What's the injury report looking like, Jake? Well, for the Saints, I think I see why they're plus three because Carr is gonna be out again, their top two receivers are gonna be out as well.

And Olaven, Shaheed, so I think- And Andrew was saying they've played like three games in like the last 17 days. Yeah, I saw somebody was saying something about that two, three games in 10 days. So they're probably going to be pretty tired. Broncos had a bad loss to the Chargers. So I think that's a trap game. Yeah, exactly. I don't like I don't like that game at all. Yeah, it was absolutely sucking. The Saints are fucking exhausted. Backup quarterbacks and all of that shit. I don't know. And Sean Payton's going back to New Orleans. Oh, he is. When? With the

Broncos I'm saying he's going. Oh, I thought that he had run the sports. I'm the housewife for this show everybody. We messed up last week. We messed up last week because it was going on if we were doing this for the third season. This is the fourth. So Bill should have went first last week. So Bill, you're gonna go first two weeks in a row. You got the floor, buddy. All right, I had to buy last week.

Let's see here. What am I gonna do? All right, I'm gonna go with the 49ers minus one and a half at home. I think Roger Goodell has heard too much chatter out there that the referees are just always for the Chiefs. And I think this is a good look for the NFL if they decide to let the 49ers actually win this game, as opposed to letting the Chiefs hold ridiculously on both sides of the line

on the final fucking try. I like the 49ers. The 49ers, to get a little bit of the credibility back that the NFL is starting to lose. Paul, are you meditating or did you just freeze up there? All right. Paul Jay No, no, I'm looking. Paul Jay All right. I think they're going to get some of... I like the 49ers at home. Paul Jay All right. I like the 49ers at home. All right, I like that. My pick, my first pick this week, I am gonna go with,

I'm gonna go with Aaron Rodgers getting Devontae Adams back. The reunion they had in Green Bay is back. And I think the two, the line two is, I think the Jets should beat them by more than that. I think the, you know, the only thing the Steelers have is the coach, but I don't know about this defense too. Yeah, I like the Jets defense and I like the Jets weapons and I think the Jets are pissed after that Bills loss and now they have a ridiculously double- headed monster at wide receiver in Garrett Wilson and Devante Adams. So I will be taking the New York Jets. No

excuses A-Rod. No excuses to Rogers this week. That's it. That's it. No crying. I believe in Paul Verzi in October. I'm doing what I've been doing every week, betting against my Patriots. They can't take, haven't covered a spread in a fucking month. They're playing the Jaguars at home. This is a nice win for the Jags. They need a frigging win. I know we got a, what's his face?

Drake May was looking all right, throwing it around the yard a little bit last week, but I still think it's new. It's in London, Bill. It's in London, if that makes any difference. It's in London. It doesn't make any difference. Yeah. Well, I think more people in New England have the money to go to London than they do in Jacksonville.

If I'm to believe the stereotypes. Yeah, I'm just I'm gonna take the Jaguars. Oh shit, at least the game will be on TV. I can fucking see it. I'll take the Jaguars minus five Okay, um Jake what's the situation with the Colts Colts quarterback? um, sounds like it'll be flacco until further notice, but um But yeah, it's still unclear but I think we're looking at flacco again Also, I think I messaged the chap, but Russell Wilson's

What happened to Anthony Richardson again? He got hurt. Uh, I think it was the shoulder or oblique. I don't really know where that is in the body. Um, but yeah, The oblique, that would be right here. Yeah. Jake, you're not fooling everybody.

We know you got the personal trainer. We know what's going on. You just messed the hair up when you do the podcast. I know what you look like on the weekend. Gators, bitches, where's Jimmy? You know, I watched Back to School last night. What a movie. Oh, good. Oh, it's fantastic. Back to school is one of my all-time favorites. He goes, A, B, C, you're in the top three. What about how Rodney, if he's standing up, he can't even stay still. Like, his leg is always, like, shaking. He has, like, restless legs.

Like, the big one was when he did Caddyshack, because I think that was his first sort of big role. Like, he was just,. Like he was just like, he was just moving around the entire time. I like when he goes, I like when he goes, Jason, when I, when I dreamed about going to college, this is exactly what I pictured.

He goes, when did you dream about going to college? He goes, when I fell asleep in high school. He was just doing his act. All right, You know what? I'm going to take, I'm going to change it up right now. I'm going to take my Giants getting three points against the Eagles at home. We're getting Malik, we're getting Malik neighbors back. Okay. We were, we had a heartbreaker with no kicker last week again. And the Eagles aren't that great. I like us getting the points. I'll take the Giants getting three at home.

What? What's going on down in Philadelphia, man? Dude, I you know, I've seen so much shit on Instagram of Eagles fans just losing their minds. No, they're saying that the coaches- It was like it all fell apart last year in November and they haven't been able to get it going again. No, they were saying the coaches on the hot seat to the point where he's bringing his kids in the press conference? Oh, dude, that, that, I mean- How you doing, little buddy?

Any form of storm, I guess, but Jesus. Don't touch the mic, don't touch the mic, little buddy. Don't touch the mic, okay? He, you know, he's having a good time. You know that shit? He's happy to be here, is it? You wanna answer any questions? You know, those, you wanna answer any questions? You know those guys, you want to answer any questions?

You got any questions for him? Probably knows more than me. Yeah. This is my neighbor. She's got stage four breast cancer. Why don't you come over and sit down next to me? Okay, let's talk about the game. They're all wearing pink.

There's a make a wish kid sick bald. Just fuck it. All right. Just to let you guys know, I wanted wanted to show you this is the newest member of our family pulls out a puppy out of his shirt oh we might have to move into homes yeah oh why did i go for it on fourth down in that situation. Why did I go for it on a fourth jump, buddy? All right, I'm just delaying here. You got a wounded warrior? I'm sorry. All right, it's here to get you. Oh yeah, they would have everything. Oh yeah, some fucking feminist saying something. It's Halloween everybody. We're going to bring out transitioning Nick Sirianni to answer your questions. I can't give him the hard-hitting ones. I'll look

transphobic. All right I got nothing Paul. Do you want to take the next pic? I don't have anything. I'm kidding. I should have done my homework here but last week it didn't matter. I love the Ravens, dude. But I don't know, this just seems like that seems obvious. I know, but you know what, Paul, it's been weird lately. I'm just what I'm going into DMZ, you know, like that guy after a divorce who goes out and buys a fucking motorcycle or something. Just fuck it. I'm going to get out. I'm gonna take the Buccaneers plus three and a half at home. Oh, ho ho, oh. Yeah, that makes no sense, Paul.

It makes no sense. It does, it does because the Buccaneers are good and I love that half a point in your favor. They girl is good out there. You've always been a great friend. But sometimes, you know, you gotta give me tough love. I am a good friend. You're a fantastic friend.

I mean, I'm there, dude. I'm there. You need me. I'm there. Phone call in person. I'll hop on a fucking flight, dude. You never had a friend like me. It's like Lion King.

You ain't never had a friend like me. That's Aladdin, dude. Aladdin, whatever. You said it was such confidence, I believe. It's like Mary Poppins said. Aladdin dude. Aladdin, whatever. He said it was such confidence I believe. It's like Mary Poppins said. For people watching at home, he's not exaggerating even remotely. No, no, no.

Not even remotely. That's one of the first things he said to me. He said, Bill, I love you. I'll help you move a body. I think I can just walk out. It's like, wow, that escalated. I said, I said, I'll help you move the body. And then I'll ask you later at the diner. Hey, what was that about?

I'm eating my eggs. What was that? What'd that guy do? All right. I like the Buccaneers pick the half a point in your favor just gives you a good feeling, doesn't it? I love getting that. The bills are minus nine and a half, dude.

That line is really high, dude. It's too high. It jumped up too high It jumped up to it jumped up and I just yeah, I I mean the Titans are bad, but are they that bad? I don't know. Well, dude, everybody's jumping on it cuz he got the new fucking wide receiver. So everybody's thinking oh my god They're gonna light it up Only one of those teams maybe that you jet yourets will light it up. How about this? How about this? I'm gonna take the Lions over the undefeated Vikings, getting one and a half.

I love that. Sam Darnold has still not had a clunker, but you know what? The Lions are really good. I'm gonna take the Lions to beat their division rival. Yeah. Well, I just want to commend you on a one and a half spread that at no point did you say, I mean, it's a pick them.

I know. I mean, that's your catchphrase. This is basically a pick. I've seen you go all the way up to three points. It's basically a pick. No, two and a half. I think two and a pick. I've seen you go all the way up to three points. It's basically a pick. No, two and a half. I think two and a half. It's four and a half.

One of them punches you up. Jake, what were you saying? I'm going to take the Packers at home. I was going to say that Lyons defensive end broke his leg at the end of the cowboy game. I don't know if you saw that. But the Lions are still an awesome team. I like that pick a lot, actually.

Jake, you know what you are on this? You're like the fucking money manager. You know what I mean? Paul, you want to get that? I'm gonna get that fucking boat. Actually, a boat is a really bad investment. I mean, everything you were saying about the Lions beating the Vikings totally made sense. And it comes out just like, you know their their best defensive that broke his leg. They're a real really tight-knit group all four of them and the other three defensive linemen are devastating. All right I don't know why I just said I just like it. Jake I'm gonna get a hooker I'm gonna get a hooker and some coke in Vegas. I mean I have a good time but you are married with children It could be really bad if your wife finds out.

I know you haven't been hearing the stories lately, but the fentanyl issue in cocaine is still a real thing. Just because we're close to the presidential election that they're bringing it up. Jake, we love you, dude. You're one of the reasons why we've been picking well. Jake always with that information, Paul. Every great sports show needs a Jake the snake, but you know what? Not our Jake the snake.

He's, he's with us. He's with us. Right. That's right. And you don't get fired like fucking TBS. Um, all right. Minus two and a half over the Texans. I don't give a fuck.

I don't know why I'm just taking the game. Paul. That's three now. That was three on the updated lines. I sent it give a fuck. I don't know why I'm just taking the game Paul. That's three now That was not only updated lines. I sent it's a three Packers are given three Not on the updated one the updated one say two and a half. All right Okay, I think that was the one that I said, let me see that the one that switched back that I texted you guys. What, that switched back to three? Yeah, it went back, yeah, it's a- Dude, my brain hurts. I don't give a fuck. I'm taking the Packers.

I mean, what are we doing here? Taking it three. Alright. Yeah. What's the worst case scenario, Andrew? I watched the Packers-Texans game. It's gonna be fantastic. It's, you know, you got birds singing either way. You're good. It's gonna be fantastic. It's, you know, you got birds singing either way. All right, Jake the snake,

do we have any injuries for the Washington commanders? I believe we don't. I believe we don't. I'm gonna take the Washington- Oh, why do I look like I'm in an in sync video right now with like that halo on my head? It looks good. You look good, dude.

All you need to do is to shine is on another level. I might have to go as Kojak for Halloween. I'm going to take I'm going to take the commander's minus eight and I'm going to use my good friend Bill Burr's word over the hapless, hapless, Bill, you taught me hapless. I'm going to take the commander's minus eight over the hapless Carolina Panthers. I just- I was thinking about that game, dude. I like that. I like that pick, dude.

Yeah. I like Paul Burzy in October. You know, I mean, we'll see. I did take the giant- I don't answer the call calls me in September. I don't pick up the phone. It's all like, dude, I don't know what's going on. It's just, it's gloom and doom.

Bill's just privately, secretly writing the opposite thing of what I'm saying in September to make his money. That's what I'm gonna do next year. Next year, you get to pick first and I'm just going the opposite of whatever you're doing. It's listen, Bill. It'll all fall apart for me in October. You know what it is? It's the foliage on the trees. When those colors come, Paulie sees it better. Hey, Bill, you know what? I like weather. I love weather guy. I am. That's another classic Fersi quote. I like weather. I mean, who doesn't like a storm, dude?

What are we doing here? There's something wrong with you if you don't like a storm. Yes. Like, listen, not that shit that happened in Tampa, North Carolina. No, no, no, no. I don't want biblical stuff, Paul.

No, no. I don't need Jesus going by in a jet ski, flipping me the bird as I'm bailing out my fucking living room. I don't need that, Paul. No. What I'm just saying. No, you're saying- A nice nor'easter.. I don't need that, Paul. No. What I'm just saying. No, you're saying-

A nice nor'easter. A nice nor'easter, Paul. How about dark and gloomy two o'clock in the afternoon rainstorm? You hear it hitting the fucking roof and the windows. It's nice, dark. It's beautiful. Oh, Paul, you're fucking asleep

with your mouth open on the Davenport. Oh, dude. One dark sock on. Oh, dude, I got a pillow between my knees, fetal position, watching a movie. Kidding me? Um, the amount of monsters that got waxed during an afternoon nap. They always seem to be smoking a cigar out on a patio. I can't never tell if it's just Italians know how to live or they wait for you when you're nice and relaxed before they whack you. But the amount of guys, they're out to dinner, you guys are smoking cigars, you're taking a nap, you're with your mistress. I mean, there's always something great happening

right before they whack you. No, Italians let you eat. They let you eat the meal. They say after the alfagado, then we come in guns blazing. All right. Because listen, the kids got the antipasta. Let them finish the antipasta before. Oh, by the way, not only, not only. They asked you first, how was the veal? Is the veal all right? All right, we're gonna get that.

All right, get in the front seat. Dude, not only did Bill go three in one and I go three in one, we hit a Monday night special. We hit it. Oh Paul, we got him on the run here. Is that our second one of the year? Second one in six weeks.

That's right. Once every month and a half. I mean, why would you watch another sports show? I mean, what are we doing here? All right. So what's the Monday night special this week? Two games. Ravens Bucks, Chargers Cardinals. Two good games.

What's the, oh, the Cardinals line is what is that two and a half or three and a half? Three and a half? Two and a half. I like how the Cardinals are playing, Paul. Do you? Wow. Yeah, they've been playing great. Kyla Murray's back and he's not like fucking having to run around like a water bug. He can actually throw the ball. He's got a little bit of protection. I think they did a lot of good things down there, Paul.

I think people may be a little bit too high on the charges. Look, you know what? I'll go with that. You want to take the car. Sorry, Jake. Jake, look at Jake. I can see Jake is twitching in his seat. I literally just saw it.

Kyler Murray actually lost his right arm. What happened? Well, they are down a pretty key receiver, but you know, other than that. Wait, wait. No Marvin Harrison? No Marvin Harrison. Yeah. Oh, that's a biggie. Yeah, that is a biggie. That's that game. Yeah. All right, Paul.

What about the the Ravens Buccaneers? I want to get the Buccaneers, but I don't give a shit. That's just me. Okay. That's me driving it into the wall. I want to win these people some money. Um, well, you know what? We could take the Ravens.

We could take the Ravens money line, which means you could still win your bet. Paul, I want to make a highlight video of your picks in October and have that Mark Wahlberg thing, you know, from boogie nights. You got the touch. You got the power. Yeah. But then, but then in September September you just see all the horrible things

like remember in naked gun when he went to the boom. September after all this said and done something you're a winner. It's like a great movie. All right, let's get back to it. Sorry. What do you think? What do you think? Ah, you know, sometimes when I see you guys on the West Coast, Bill, me and you, why, I mean, me and you need to be sitting at Cuban Seed right now, laughing our balls off, smoking a stick. I mean, what's, that's the only-

It's good for our longevity that we don't live down the street from each other. Oh yeah. Dude, I would still be drinking. I would be like four pounds heavier if I lived in the same zip code as you. Dude, I'd be knocking on your door. If we were like neighbors or like even like a, like a, like a town away, like a little couple like blocks away. And I'd knock on your door when Stacey and I fought

and I would just go, dude, you wanna smoke these? And I would just have two cigars. Yeah. Paul, we would be divorced sharing a fucking two bedroom within 18 months. Yeah, but it'd be a nice two bedroom. It would be a nice two bedroom. That living room would be fucking hooked up.

Dude, our wives would be coming over being like, you don't even miss, I mean, you're just over here having the time of your life, aren't you? Well, yeah, kinda. I would use the pool more than you. Hey, Paul, he's easy to live with. I mean, I don't wanna say.

He's asleep most of the times. It's like, I don't even have a roommate. Oh, I'm an easy roommate. Yeah, I would be- Paul's better not cricket. Paul, what do you know about cricket? Bill would tell his- A little more than I used to.

Bill would tell his friends, he'd be like, no, no, he's in his room till one. Don't worry about him. Don't, you don't get Paul, you let Paul come to you. You let Paul, that's what I learned doing the road with Paul. I never knock on it, let him sleep, let Paul wake up. You could stay in a motel six. If you let Paul wake up, he'll come walking out like, dude, how great were those beds? I could live here. That was like, no, you guys don't think so? That was one of the most comfortable beds

ever. But you know what? It's better than the other thing. The other thing is that guy you go on the road with that's like, Hey dude, you want eggs at like seven? Yeah, nah dude, I'm not. Have fun, I'll see you at lunch. The drug guy or the pussy hound, all of those guys. Yeah. All of those guys, yeah, yeah. Bill, we worked. All right.

We worked, we were a match made in heaven. We did our work and now look at us. All right. Okay. Do you will do? Um, Baker Mayfield to throw one. Yes. What's the rushing under over for Lamar Jackson?

You want to do Lamar or Derek Henry? No, I just want to see Lamar because we hit we hit it with Josh Allen. Let me see. My guess is going to be 26. Lamar Jackson, Derek Henry, what the fuck was I thinking? You know what? Because it makes no sense. After all is said and done, pause the winner.

Lamar Jackson, 51 and a half. Is it really? That's. Oh, wow. Pause the winner. Lamar Jackson 51 and a half. Is it really? That's a lot, dude. Let's go under. You gotta go under on that. All right, we'll go under Lamar Jackson 51 and a half yards to rush. We'll do Baker Mayfield to throw one.

And what do you wanna do, Bill? Raven's money line, which means you could still win your bet? I know, I don't give a shit, dude. This is about making the listeners money here. All right. So let's do that. We'll do Raven's Moneyline, Lamar Jackson, under 51 and a half rushing yards, and Baker Mayfield to throw a touchdown for the bill.

You didn't sing it. You haven't sung it in a couple of weeks. Oh, well, maybe that was the jinx. Okay. Maybe me not singing. All right. All right. That could be. Well, we'll, we'll put it out to the fans. You want me to fucking sing out of tunic? I already did the fucking boogie nights. Remember you need to switch it up. That's true.

If you leave it up to the fans, we'll just switch up the lyrics. Paul's got the touch. Paul's got the motion. Well, we're both 11 and 13, Bill, which means me and you could come out of this week ahead of the book, going into week eight, baby. All right, yeah. We'll see.

All right, guys. There you have it. Andrew, are we still doing the touchdown special? Yeah. We'll see. Um, all right, guys. There you have it. Uh, Andrew, are we still doing the touchdown special? Yeah. All right. So guys, the bet MGM does a cool thing with the touchdown, touchdown special. You pick and bet on, uh, the person you think that's going to get the first touchdown in the game.

And guess what Ben MGM does for you. If that person does not get the first touchdown of the game, but in fact gets the second touchdown, you still get your stack. I mean, that's your money back. You get your money back. You get your money back. Okay. You don't lose the stack. Take it easy. Take it easy. Yeah. Oh, give you a stack. Okay. No, you get your money back. Um, download the bet MGM app, uh, guys on your device. Use our code, the anything better code, which is Burr, B-U-R-R. It's very simple. All you do is put up to $10 deposit and you get $1,500 in bonus bets. Even if

the bet loses, if the bet does lose, you just put, you know, you put the code in and you get the bonus bets, right, Andrew? 1500? Yes. There you go. Those are our picks for week number seven. Everybody on behalf of myself and Jake the snake and Bill Burr out there and the Beverly Hills kid,

we'll we'll see you next week. And guess what? We want you guys to be responsible. Right, Bill? Isn't that what we're doing? We're doing this for fun. Don't be a moron. No, don't be a moron. Just bet what you can lose. We might have a special guest next week. Look what I found. You lose. Really?

Really? Oh, we might have a special. We might have a fun guest next week. We're going to have a fun guest who knows football next week. Look what I found. You lose three to fuck. Really? Really. Oh, we might have a special. We might have a fun guest next week. We're gonna have a fun guest, who knows football next week, if I, yeah, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay, so there we go. We'll see you guys next week.

Thank you guys for tuning in and good luck. Pause got the touch. All right, See you. See you.