Anything Better? - NFL Preview & Picks | Super Bowl

Episode Date: February 6, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 What's up everybody and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show NFL edition for Super Bowl week guys. What can I say? This is the last one of the season. It went fast. Here we are. Before we get started. Oh, by the way, I'm Paul Burzy.
Starting point is 00:00:23 That's Bill Burr. We have the Greek freak out there in Beverly Hills, bright and early today, and nobody has heard from Jake the Snake. We think he had a... He's accepting the Guys Choice Award on the Playboy channel. Yeah, Jake the Snake had a little escapade last night. We're trying to get him back. He probably had a bender. Before we get started on the Super Bowl episode, guys,
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Starting point is 00:01:37 There you go, it's that simple. All right, Bill, well, here you are. Bill was right. Bill's AFC and NFC championship games were right. He had the Eagles and the Chiefs. I, uh, took the commanders thinking the Eagles would win, but the commanders would cover. That did not happen. And, uh, the Buffalo Bills came up short and the Chiefs are back in the Superbowl
Starting point is 00:01:58 against the Eagles. What can I say? Fading away on me here. You're out of focus. There we go. There he is. Alright, well Paul, and the NFL did their part. It's just too much money, dude. It's too much money. You can't not have
Starting point is 00:02:20 Taylor Swift to cut to. It's too much money. Alright? It's like that that Lakers trade that kid was not making the owners any money in Dallas. You got to get them to the show Paul. You got to get them in LA. Diane Cannon and all of these you know whatever their name are. You know you got to get them out there. It's a show Paul. You have to ask yourself, you got to ask yourself what's the better thing? That they three-peat it and then he gets four and wait a minute, is he gonna catch Tom Brady? He got four faster than Tom? The fact is Paul that this shit...
Starting point is 00:03:07 Tom Brady, he's not even warm yet from fucking retiring. It's a guy already threatening his seven. It's such a fucking show. I'm not even gonna watch the fucking game, Paul. That's how fucking disgusted I am with this shit. It's disgusting. Well, I'm gonna have a hard time watching it because for two reasons, that. Just let them play.
Starting point is 00:03:29 If they let them fucking play, I think the Eagles got a chance. I wanna see a fucking game here. All right, I don't wanna see this fucking, and I can't watch it anymore, Paul, and this isn't like fucking sour grapes or anything. It's fucking ridiculous. It took fucking, only two guys ever had four fucking Super Bowl rigs for the first like, you know
Starting point is 00:03:48 40 Super Bowls or whatever, right? Takes Tom Brady 25 years to catch up to four and then he puts it out of reach at seven five fucking years This guy's gonna win like fucking 11. I still buy it Let me ask you this happen. What do you think if the Eagles win this? Do you think the Eagles got a chance to win this game? 100% if they let them fucking play. If the fucking guy says it's a first down and they let it be a first down, yeah, they do.
Starting point is 00:04:17 If he puts his hand on the small of the guy's back and his past interference, or you tell the guy to put his helmet back on and he let a fucking defensive coordinator call time out or they can hold up and down the fucking field, his helmet back on and you let a fucking defensive coordinator call timeout or they can hold Up and down the fucking field If my head's flopping all over the goddamn field and they say rough in the past, they don't get a shot, dude They let them play Yeah, they let them play This is a rough one for me cuz say quans either gonna go crazy and the Eagles are gonna win which is gonna
Starting point is 00:04:43 Shatter my heart or I gotta watch the same thing again So this is uh, well if you're a football fan, you have to root for the fucking Eagles the future of this Can't be fucking manufactured cross promoting pop music cross promoting the WNBA Cross promoting you your watching greatness. I mean, when you put it that way, yeah. You know, the game Paul, it's like I watch an Eagles game. Okay, if I watch a game that chiefs aren't in, it's a completely
Starting point is 00:05:16 different, you know, I'm watching sort of football, it's the you know, the game evolves, it changes or whatever, right? There's still crazy things where I'm just like, you know, you've run outside the pocket, you can get fucking tackled. No, you can't do that, whatever. And a lot of this shit has changed, but like the shit dude is like. No, I agree.
Starting point is 00:05:36 Dude, I agree with you. I texted you during the year and I go, dude, the officiating this year has been some of the fairest and best I've ever seen except Chief Games. Thanks. Pushing them along. Except fucking great team, dude. I mean, I'm not saying they're not a great team. I'm not saying they would have not one fucking two, whatever, but like how many fucking weeks in a row can there be a fucking bullshit call
Starting point is 00:05:58 that goes their way every fucking, every fucking time, dude, every fucking time. And this crap where they talk about the Patriots getting preference treatment too we went to like fucking like 12 AFC championship games or 15 like a zillion of them we lost a lot of them yeah lost a lot of them dude i'm gonna tell you how disappointed i am in this year's Super Bowl i got offered VIP treatment to go to the Super Bowl, to fly down to be in a suite, to do the whole fucking thing, maybe even go on the field. And I just go, no, I'm just, I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't take part in either celebration.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I can't be happy for really, I'm going to, Paulie is going to sit home. He's going to be with his kids. He's going to put his feet up you know a couple people over maybe play some darts that's it. Well I'm down to two sports now I can watch hockey and baseball because I sort of feel but the Astros fucked up baseball well now I'm like you know there's no way other teams are gonna be like hey you know stick a camera up there you're fucking wise you guys. Imagine the Eagles just run them. Imagine if the Eagles just beat them by 30, dude, that could happen. I wouldn't be surprised.
Starting point is 00:07:09 I wouldn't be surprised though, because I feel like there's so much chatter about this shit that it's so fucking ridiculous. This preferential treatment. I think that if the Eagles win, the owners win both ways where it's like they got their moneymaker. Kansas City Chiefs, dude, are a fucking moneymaker. Like it's just raining. You got that revenue share.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Well, the worst thing about revenue sharing is it makes your owner fucking successful whether his team is or not. And once you fucking do that, it becomes a fucking show. All right, well. I know, I know. and 69, 70% right on this fucking one, dude, where it's just like, it's just a, it's, I don't know, I don't know, fucking over-speak here, but dude, it's been a fucking abomination. I literally, I don't even watch Chiefs games. And then I watched them and I just go on the internet and everybody's just going, what the fuck? How the fuck can you call that? How could you not call that? And I don't even have to fucking guess which way it went.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Right. Yeah. And so in the algorithm too. We have Jake the snake here. Jake's coming in. Somebody's got to shut me up this week. All right. Jake. Oh, Jake's coming in in two minutes. He's putting his pants on. Yeah. He's, uh, Jake's a little late. Yeah, he's taking his scarf off, he just got in. He's like when Henry Hill came home, where have you been, Henry? And he's, heheheheh. Heheheheh. Who are these people? He's gonna walk back to his fucking car.
Starting point is 00:08:54 The fuck kind of people are they? Oh dude, if Jake comes back, Jake comes on camera, his wife and his nose, his hair's all over the place, she's in the background grabbing her clothes. Hey Paul, somebody's gotta do it, you know, you treat me like a dog. Jake. Shut up. I'm 10 minutes late for my own podcast and I gotta come home. How do you like it? All right. Well, I guess we could just go into the, we'll go, here we go, man.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Let's go into our picks here. Here's the deal. The Chiefs are a point and a half favorite. A point and a half favorite the Chiefs are. Basically it's a pick them, dude. And Bill, I'll give you the, you want to go first or you want me to go first? You go first. All right.
Starting point is 00:09:49 All right, ladies and gentlemen, here we go. My official pick for the Super Bowl, look. Great word. Great word. What? You said official. Oh. Look, I'm never as good in the playoffs the last couple of years as I am in the regular season.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I don't know if that's wishful thinking or what. Here's the deal. I learned my lesson going against the Chiefs many times. Last year I had San Francisco, the game was all but one. They fumbled the ball on the four. My homes and the Chiefs come down and win the game. Say what you want about it. I'm not making the same mistake twice.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I am going to pick the Kansas city chiefs to get the three Pete. I think that I've just bet against them every time and I've lost every time. Uh, and I gotta be honest with you. I don't know which I could stomach more, but seeing Saquon Barkley hoist up a Lombardi trophy after the years he had with the Giants would absolutely crush my heart. I'm going to take the Kansas City Chiefs minus one and a half to win the Super Bowl. That is my pick. Taking the Eagles to kick the shit out of them. Okay. I think the Eagles, I think if
Starting point is 00:11:04 they fucking let these two goddamn teams play football and these fucking stupid ass fucking officials call a first down a fucking first down and don't call a non-pass interference, pass interference and all of that shit. And only Andy Reid can call fucking timeout if you take your fucking helmet off in the end zone.
Starting point is 00:11:19 It's a fucking unsportsman. If they actually fucking call the game like a football game, I think the Eagles will beat them. I just do. And that's just coming from the fact that, you know, with Saquon Barkley, not only can he run all over them, the amount of fucking time they could take off the clock. Paul, this is all fucking wishful thinking. All right. This is like the cops showed up and Kansas City chiefs are a blue-eyed blonde girl crying. Okay, you're going to jail. I mean, I am I am literally I told you last year when I saw the fucking chiefs were getting a point. don't gamble like this and I I mean
Starting point is 00:12:06 most I ever put on a game was a couple hundred bucks I put a thousand bucks they just they're not gonna they're not gonna it's a show call and you know like I feel like you know the show keeps going if the chiefs lose though because then all that heartbreaking laws, can they fucking rebuild and they can keep going with it, you know, but I will tell you if Travis and fucking Shania Twain, they're fucking break up. I'm telling you, I'm telling you the chiefs are in trouble because those if that I mean, one of them is dating a woman that can sell out a football stadium. Paul, that's a lot to go against. But I just think that, you know.
Starting point is 00:12:49 You know what? I just want the Eagles to win, Paul. I bet with my heart, look into your heart. You know what? You got to move for Philly. You know what sucks about this, dude? What really sucks about this is a great coach like Andy Reid and a good team like this. Now when there is a flag, even when the flag is real, people are gonna question it
Starting point is 00:13:10 because of all of this shit that's happened and it sucks because it's like what's fucking real with the call and what's not. And I hate that. I hate that. I don't feel bad for them because they're fucking walking around with the goddamn jewelry. I don't give a shit. Yeah, they did it to themselves. How many I've lost count how many they've won. Is it three? Back to back and they won another they got three right. They got three in the last five. Paul he's got four rings before he's 30. Is he the greatest ever? I mean, they literally rebooted it. Bam. It's like when Jordan retired, second Jordan retired,
Starting point is 00:13:45 they had the boring ass spurs. And then you went into the whole fucking pile on championship era. Dude, they gave him 400 million before his third one. And he got four. I don't, I'm telling you dude, well, I am rooting against Walmart here. Oh, look who it is Oh look who it is.
Starting point is 00:14:08 What time did you kick her out? Jake the snakes wigs do not come off. Sorry Jake woke up. I know playboy. You usually usually just coming home with this point. You're usually just coming home at this point. You're Buick Skylark. So Jake, we've got to ask you Jake. We've got a few minutes left here. Do we have any injuries for the big game?
Starting point is 00:14:34 No. Everyone's going to be out there. I believe it's not something saying one of the Eagles was sick. It was either Jalen Carter or A. I think I think but you know you play through real messages. I'm gonna shoot some time So I'm all right referees sprayed a common cold mist spray at him Do that Jake do the Eagles are gonna win this game right come on I don't know. How are you going to bet against them at this point? You know, but to your point, they may not rig this game because, you know, it could generate interest for next year because, you know,
Starting point is 00:15:17 you know what? He's the greatest guy that ever put on fucking. I've never seen a quarterback better than him. How strong his arm is, the way he sees the field, his toughness on the field. I've just never seen a guy play the position better. He's the greatest of all time until the second he retires and then they'll prop up the next code.
Starting point is 00:15:39 He gets 15. You know what's weird too? His thighs touch when he walks and runs. I've never seen a guy's, ever see his legs? He just doesn't look like he'd be that athletic. He walks, his thighs touch when he walks. Anyway, I don't know. Look, I'm not betting against him. Well, you know when you go to the supermarket
Starting point is 00:16:06 they tell you something's organic but it really isn't. Not saying it's gonna kill you I'm just saying it's not as good as the saying it is. Well listen we should let our other two we should let our other two guys on the show here do it
Starting point is 00:16:23 Andrew and Jake who you guys got? It's a one and a half point spread. Who do you got? I'm just gonna root for the Eagles, you know? That's not the question, Andrew. Have you ever heard more of a lack of excitement about a Super Bowl in your fucking life? Look, I'm gonna root for the Eagles. Well, I mean, like last championship games,
Starting point is 00:16:40 everybody rooted for lost. So, I mean, it's, you know. You sound like a guy. I'm not gonna put it's a championship games. Everybody rooted for lost. So I mean, I, I, it's, you know. You sound like a guy. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gonna put money on the chiefs. I don't know. So if I say, I think the chiefs are gonna win. Then how do I enjoy the game rooting for the Eagles? Sabotage.
Starting point is 00:16:58 All right. How about you, Jake? That's a quagmire. Yeah, that was, that was a whodunit. You know, you got the light, you got the lighting too, Andrew. I like that. It's very mysterious. Jake's got the chiefs. I could see it all over his face.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Jake, Jake right now is in stacks apartment. He just killed him and he told him to take the coffee. I bet you have one of your bitches in here. I did. Where'd she go? What are you doing? It's a fucking joke. Because when you get to take the fucking pot.
Starting point is 00:17:26 Um, all right. Well, there you go. I feel more than anything. That's why Frankie Carbone got whacked. He was just too fucking stupid. It's just like this guy's going to accidentally say some shit, you know, to the wrong person. Yeah, you dizzy mother. Yeah, he was just like he was he was doomed. He was fucking doomed. Johnny Rose beef. Johnny Rose beef was the one of the best characters in that movie, dude. When he goes grandmother's name is my mother's it was a gift. It was a I love that car. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:17:59 And I love when his wife tried talking and then De Niro goes hold on a second, sweetheart. when his wife tried talking and then De Niro goes, hold on a second, sweetheart. All right, stupid or what? MVP? All right, let's go. Who's going to be MVP of the game? I say the Eagles win and Patrick Mahomes is. But he just played so well.
Starting point is 00:18:20 We have to. I don't think I've ever seen a guy take a Super Bowl loss better than Patrick Mahomes. I mean, as much as Saquon Barkley ran for 240 yards, I have to say the class that Patrick Mahomes just showed, all these Kansas City Chiefs and the city of Kansas City, let's not forget Taylor Swift. I think they all share in this MVP trophy. The way he threw that interception, I know it went to the other team, but nobody throws
Starting point is 00:18:46 interceptions in the end zone. I mean, it was right on the numbers. It was a perfect interception. It actually looked like he was trying to hit his man. Saquon for MVP is a good number. If you do want to take the Eagles, I think it's 250. That's a pretty good number. Oh my God, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:54 That's like a haunting nightmare for me. If Saquon is the MVP of the Super Bowl for the Eagles. I think it's 250. That's a pretty good number. Oh my God, dude. That's like a haunting nightmare for me. If Saquon is the MVP of the Super Bowl for the Eagles. Oh, you doubled down on that Paul. A haunting nightmare. Haunting nightmare. Haunting nightmare.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Oh, that was like a name of a metal album. That's just, you can, the band's starting to die. And then their fourth album. I thought it sounded like an opening band All right guys Before Metallica comes out here. We got a young band haunting nightmare. It's just a guy He's got like though. He just like fucking Okay, okay, are you ready to rock tonight?
Starting point is 00:19:42 Because we are We got the haunting nightmare shirts in the lobby all right um all right nightmare.org who threw that who threw that we're from right outside of detroit michigan which one thing called the haunted nightmare fans. Okay, dude, haunting nightmare. Um, Savage animal. Um, all right. So animal, I think for MVP, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go I got one for you. Hold on if I could get my stupid camera. I'm gonna go Elon Musk on us there. Paul, dude, I don't know what's going on with this camera. I gotta I'm gonna go. Hey, go Elon Musk on us there, Paul. Dude, I don't know what's going on with this camera.
Starting point is 00:20:25 I gotta... I'm gonna take Travis Kelce for MVP. That's a fun one. Oh, that's... Now, there's where the money's at. And then he wins it, you know? Plus 1500, Paul. Plus 1500, just Travis Kelce ends up having the last game. And then how about this?
Starting point is 00:20:42 And what's the over-under that he goes and he points at Taylor D dane up there in the fucking suite so they get the cross pollination there there's actually props on it he'll propose i think he's gonna retire if they win my prediction is he if he's gonna have a game of his life get mvp and then retire yeah he's already that old yeah he's already wanted to retire for two years now dude he's doing this because of the three pete run or whatever but but if he wins or loses, I think he's done. Dude, he has. He's already got a buddy cop movie lined up.
Starting point is 00:21:10 It's like, it's so, yeah, I'm not even joking. I swear to God. No, no, he's acting now. Yeah, it's going to be terrible. It's going to be absolutely awful. By the way, I've been saying this since- You know what's going to be good? It might be better than that Brian Bosworth movie.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Come on, Andrew, give him a chance. I think it's good for him though. Why can't you fucking brain knock around any more than you need to? If you can go and do the gig that we do. That's right. We're not working. Yeah, just don't do movies though, yeah. I'm not even wearing pants right now. I'm fucking, I'm at work. It's crazy. You know, when I first saw Travis Kelsey, I thought he looked like Wayne grow from
Starting point is 00:21:46 Pete. And then like, and I just thought I was goofy guy. And the next thing you know, he did tell you, I'm like, am I the only one who thought he looked like the guy who was gonna, you know, was he the guy who they end up
Starting point is 00:21:57 they got to kill him because he's got a big mouth. Uh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wayne grow heat. Oh, Wayne, dude, did you ever see Malaney show where they had Wayne? Is that Kelsey? And it's just
Starting point is 00:22:07 Travis Kelsey? Is it just me? Let's say it's for you. I can tell you right now if Travis Kelsey does the work that that Kevin gauge did, I guess that's his name. I would I would I would fucking I'd be excited about that.
Starting point is 00:22:20 Dude, go to Malaney's john Malaney's talk show. They brought Wayne Grow out to do stand up as Wayne Grow and Bill Hader was on the couch and they were cackle laughing. He came out in the Wayne Grow robe that he got killed in by De Niro and he did stand up. It was so ridiculous. Did they write it stand up? It was dude, it was Wayne Grow as if he would do stand up and I was crying laughing. He just came out in the robe in that attitude.
Starting point is 00:22:51 It was really funny. I'll send it to you. That's amazing. All right, so here we go. Bill's got the Eagles, I got the Chiefs, Jake's got the Chiefs. And I didn't do MVP. What about me?
Starting point is 00:23:02 Yeah, what's your MVP? Fucking Saquon Barkley. Oh, yeah, I'm going insane. Saquon Barkley is gonna fucking, he's gonna be a nightmare. Anything I hope, I hope by this second quarter, Taylor Swift's going, oh my God. You know, she does that when she looks in the upper deck
Starting point is 00:23:22 and sees some 12 year old waving a fucking Taylor Swift doll at her It's amazing Paul This is where football is right now the level of shock. I remember when I was a kid And I was watching the the fucking Steelers and uh the cowboys and uh, fucking billy joe depree was tagging uh share And they would cut up to Dude, did you see what did you see what the reporter said did did you see what the reporter said to Travis Kelsey the question they asked him at
Starting point is 00:23:51 meeting today he goes what do you love more Taylor Swift or phantom 15 yard pass or uh rough in the past and he just his microphone his microphone said sports on it calls and he just his microphone, his microphone said sports on it. Travis Kelsey goes great question. Anyone else? Um, all right. Did the same thing to my homes. My homes just rolled with it. Yeah. My homes is like, Hey, wait, I fell off the truck. Oh, yeah. What I do like about my homes is he does have that like, he just, the Eli Manning where, yeah, no, you're right. You're right. That's what's happening. Paul, I'm going to watch this game in little Italy. Try to figure out which one of those
Starting point is 00:24:34 wise guys set this up. Get a cannoli and a coffee and joy. Hey, who's that fucking guy over there? He looks like a cop. All right, guys. Well, listen, this is sad that this is the last one of the year. We're gonna be on a little break. We're gonna be on a long hiatus here until kickoff of whatever. So, enjoy. It's not gonna be a long hiatus because you'll have all the off season to just think about how this season, most unbelievable
Starting point is 00:25:06 greatest fucking team you've ever seen. Nobody has ever played the game the way that they do. I mean, like Ray Lewis has got to be like just taking a knee right now taking in the magnitude of the greatness of this fucking. I mean, I know Ray played the game at a certain level, but the way that these guys are playing is just, I mean, come on, Paul. . . . .
Starting point is 00:25:32 . . . . . . . .
Starting point is 00:25:40 . . . . ..... of the I'm just a girl in the world. This is the one of the worst. Remember that when the guy was looking up at Gwen Stefani every five minutes? Brett Farb was he dating her in the 90s? Was there? It's all that they'll let me be.
Starting point is 00:26:00 And what the fuck am I watching? Dude, it's the lack. This is a tough one, dude. Can's the lack. This is a tough one, dude. Can I be honest? This is a tough one. This is one of the least watched, what me for me to see these two teams. I just like, I'm literally gonna be like,
Starting point is 00:26:15 this is one where I'm gonna go get food during a play. Like this is- I know, but Paul, you're still a fan of the NFL. You still believe in the NFL. So you're the only glue holding this fucking show together. No, but look, dude, I think that I agree with what we're saying. But dude, I don't care about these teams right now, man. You know, I wanted the Buffalo Bills, the Washington Commanders, I wanted to Josh Allen to start dating somebody we know. the the I'm sorry. What did you say? Well, I was just gonna say if
Starting point is 00:27:30 looking at some non-sanctioned prop bets from for for Taylor Swift and Jake's not kidding. There's there's some crazy stuff out here. Will she be shown during America the Beautiful will be she be mentioned on stage during the half-time show by any performer.
Starting point is 00:27:47 Hey Paul, you remember in 1986 when the Giants won their first one in that prop bet about Madonna? You remember if you could bet whether or not Madonna, she was banging a fucking, what was your tight ends name? I fucking love that guy. Oh, Mark Bavaro. Yeah, Mark Bavaro. Wasn't that? Yes. She
Starting point is 00:28:11 was banging. I'm just doing this to show you how far away this game has gotten from football. Yeah. Well, Travis Kelsey do hard hands during his during a super bad. These are football bets. I'm going to say it again. These are not
Starting point is 00:28:30 MGM football bets. They're too good for this. These are not bad MGM. We just want to say that MGM would not do this. They do not have it on theirs. No, no, no, no. They don't. They're they they're an official sport. This is non sanctioned
Starting point is 00:28:41 bullshit, but that is above this. The Anything Better show is above. Will Travis Kelce, will Travis Kelce. What are they scared of Paul? Why are they intimidated that a woman is going to a football game? Will Travis Kelce point at the booth and wink? Plus 2000. Does Taylor Swift have the signature dance move that she does? Will he do that after he. No, all Taylor Swift have his signature dance move that she does? Will he do that after he?
Starting point is 00:29:06 No, all Taylor Swift does is go. Will he do the Taylor Whaley, Taylor Haylor? No, this is Taylor Swift after every play with the show. It's like, it was a 12 yard pass. You know what I love about her? She's never aware that she's on the camera, on camera, so you get that real natural reaction. All right, guys, we will. Hey, Paul, just be happy. I think you're going to see your
Starting point is 00:29:35 first AI football championship. Now, the NFL wants they don't have to pay the players anymore. You just buy the robots once. I'll say this. I could see the Eagles winning this game. I have a weird feeling they're going to, but I just can't go against the machine. And I don't like when you hedge your bets. No, I know. I'm talking about you, the undefeated paper face going against the Giants. You're like, you know, the'll pass above there, but you know, they know the Giants could surprise some people
Starting point is 00:30:07 then they won, you're like, what'd I say? What'd I say? Oh, Paulie both sides. He's got a leg on either side of the fence. Fucking picking goddamn team. I'm saying the Eagles, Saquon Barclays the fucking MVP. I'm taking the Chiefs. Over-under is 48 and a half.
Starting point is 00:30:24 In case you wanna comment on that. No. Does Taylor Swift have a bowl of organic lemons already cut in case the chiefs don't win? And she can quickly go like this and act like she cares about you know what I bet you there's instructions to not put the camera on her if the chiefs lose or are losing, which is ridiculous. How do you think she's been treating Travis Kelsey this week and will that affect his performance on the field? I think she's a very supportive girlfriend. I think she's a very strong representation, you know, of how a woman should sit in a crowd even though she could sell out the fucking stadium.
Starting point is 00:31:10 I will say this, I don't like how she's the only one that stands at the Grammys when everybody's sitting watching and then there's a performance at the Grammys and she's the only one standing dancing. It's very self-serving and narcissistic and I don't like it. And I like her. Paul, Paul, Paul. And I defend her. She's just being supportive. She's supporting her friends. Why are you threatened by her standing? I like her, dude. I like seeing her on the thing. I think she's, I don't mind it. She's a nice kid. All right. Listen, Paul, as the world turns, these are the days of our lives. Wasn't that a, I was going to say, that was a soap opera, right? It's a soap opera, Paul.
Starting point is 00:31:53 It's a very successful show. That's a perfect way to end. That's a perfect way to end. Hey, listen, Paul, we had a great run. The NFL had a great run call. We had a great run Great run it's over. They're gambling Casinos now and it's there's a lot of channels out there I mean you could like not watch the Super Bowl and just watch people fucking Wiping out on motorcycles for the whole time and forget the games on that's what they're competing with so they're changing their brand
Starting point is 00:32:23 They're doing a great job. They're incorporating all these other things in there. They're going to support the troops with the flyover as they charge whatever branch of military up a whole bunch of money to fly their jet over there as we pay for the fuel. It is what it is Paul. It's the oligarch bowl. I'm not going to do that. You know what you should do? Go on YouTube and watch the Super Bowl pre 1976 on YouTube. They have some complete games. The game is playing during the day.
Starting point is 00:32:55 And the halftime show is like the college band. Yeah, like when they played it, they played it like two lane stadium. They had like the two lanelane stadium. They're like the two-lane marching band. Yeah, dude, like when you too, when he was wearing the big glasses going, this is the most surreal night of my life. And they decided we have to become the, it just wasn't, it became something else.
Starting point is 00:33:34 That's where we are. That's where we are right now. Well, do you know where Brian Adams put the makeup on? All right, guys, there you go. We got to get out of here. Thank you guys so much for watching the show this year. We hope you enjoy the Super Bowl. We'll be back with updates on stuff with the show.
Starting point is 00:33:55 There you go. Hey, shout out to all of our fans who watched this year, who were smart enough to bet against me and bet with these other three guys who absolutely killed him. Paul I am not I'm not I am right at this point. They trade me off this show for a co host to be named later. And cash. I love the cat and cash.
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