Anything Better? - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 15

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

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Now who's going to tell you you're betting too much on the friggin' Panthers? All right, that's it. Have a nice day Andrew, where are you? There you are. I was getting a scared. I Was so scared. Here we are. All right, who did he take he took the the Bengals I Hate that so yeah, I'm gonna drop With a video of his picks I'm going to take the Cincinnati Bengals minus five.

All right, I think they're gonna make a last minute run here. We'll see what happens. But I'm gonna take Cincinnati minus five. I'm going to take the New Orleans Saints plus seven and a half. I am also gonna take the Dolphins plus three. Oh man, this week, this week is Paulie Underdogs. Yeah, so the Dolphins I'm gonna take plus three. And then I am going to take the Buffalo Bills

getting two and a half against the best team in the NFL, the Detroit Lions. I think Buffalo can make this a game or even win it. So I'm going to see what Josh Allen and them can do. So those are my picks. He took the Bengals, the Bills, the Dolphins and who else? The Saints. Oh, when those saints go marching in, two, three, four, five. Oh, when them saints go marching in, I wanna be long in that number.

All right, here we go, you ready? Oh, yeah, let's do it on the screen. All right, here we go. You ready? Oh, yeah, let's do it. All right, how you doing? It's all Billy Redface all by himself Um Paul Bursey is I don't know what happened him he got arrested for being Italian in Dallas He's on his way back from Dallas to get to the motherland, New York City. You know it's funny, somebody said to me, I was having this argument with somebody and they were going like, because I always make fun of New York just to get them going, you know, and he was going, New York is the cultural epicenter of the world.

And I just burst it out laughing. And then he pulled up like shit on the internet that actually said that and my favorite thing goes There's over 800 different languages spoken here English is spoken there. That's it. And then maybe you hear 800 accents So that's like you get into a cabin the guys like good and Todd. Yeah Yeah And I also love most of the people I know in New York, just like Boston, we're fucking meatheads. And I'm just picturing these meatheads in New York

just going, New York is the fucking Paris of Americas. Don't you wish you played for the Knicks? Just go get yourself a bacon, egg, and cheese and try to do basic math in your head you dumb fuck All right. No, New York's a great city, but not because of New Yorkers. I'm talking about white New Yorkers Most of the great white New Yorkers came from somewhere else and dominated your city because you were too busy buying a Yankee fitted in Some Jordan ones. All right. There you go, little roast, little roast action. All right. But I do love New York, you know?

I love New York, just the way, you know, I love those glass towers that no one can afford. It's fantastic. What a cultural epicenter of the Illuminati. All right, so I'm doing this by myself. Last week, everybody, I got frustrated with trying to figure out what was gonna happen, and I decided that I was gonna bet

the exact opposite of what I thought was gonna happen. And guess what, Jake? Guess what, Andrew? I went three and one. I was a half a point from going four and oh. Four and oh. Panthers don't play on the Eagles.0. 4-0. The Panthers are playing the Eagles. The Eagles are going to blow out the Panthers. I'll take the Panthers.

The Bills are playing the Rams. Their coach is combing his hair forward at this point. He's so stressed out trying to run that team. There's no way to beat the Bills. They take the Rams. I win that one. Then I took the Buccaneers because I fucking love Baker Mayfield. You know, they win. And then I had the the Cowboys were playing whoever Monday night. Was it the Bengals? Yeah. Yeah. It was six and a half. They they lost by seven.

So now here's what you do. As a gambler, you have one good week. And then what do you do? You're like, Oh, dude, I cracked the fucking code Here we go. I'm gonna bet a bunch of shit that doesn't make sense. I'm not falling for that trap I'm gonna go back to my dumb picks of not watching the NFL on any level Um, all right Jake the snake Can you explain to me why a 12 and one team that has the referees in their back pocket their French? Their front pocket and their fucking lapel is playing a three and one team that has the referees in their back pocket, their front pocket and

their fucking lapel is playing a three and 10 team and they're only four point favorites. You know, it has nothing to do with injuries. I think it just has to do. I think Vegas is just tired of them not covering. I don't think they haven't covered in like two months or something. I think why would Vegas be tired of that? They would only be tired if they were losing money on them Well, actually that's true. Good point. Yeah, but um, yeah cheese haven't covered a number in a long time So I could be the only explanation, but they're hard. I thought you're gonna argue with me and you're like, oh, you know, it's good points Do you know how bad I wish I could do that I fucking love you Jake, all right Good points. Good points. Good points. Good points. Good points. Good points.

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I'm a rebel Fucking draw line around you. You watched me cross it whose act am I doing? Jason I'm doing a Fred Stoller's that I'm gonna take the Browns getting four points Cuz why not Jake? Why not? Because does does it make sense Does any of this make sense? Verzi took the stage. What's the funniest way that game opens? Just like a fumble, touchdown recovery fumble. Yeah, none of it makes sense.

Probably Jamie. I feel like the Chiefs will be covering into the fourth quarter and then Mahomes, hey they kicked the ball, whatever the fuck it. What about last week? I mean, Jesus Christ. The guy took his helmet off in the end zone. I'm sportsman like conduct. I told him to put his fucking helmet back on.

What is going on? Do the refs know the game's on TV? That's my question. It's getting to be like wrestling. Patrick Mahomes must make it at least to the AFC championship game. You know what it is. You know what it is. They don't have, they don't have, there's nobody else playing at his level. There just isn't. He doesn't have the Montana Elway, I'm telling you. And

until they do, until they do, they're just going to be getting all the calls. Josh Allen,, sorta. God bless them. Have you ever been to Kansas City? Looks very cold. All right, the Ravens are favored by 16 against the Giants. The Giants going for a number one draft pick. They should just

roll over and show them their belly, right? Right? Fucking Eddie fucking Linguini playing under the fucking center, whatever they're doing, right? That doesn't make any sense to take the 2-11 team versus a team that's fighting for their playoff lives. Should I do it, Jake? Should I do it?

And Paul would be very proud. If I take the Giants on 11, I'm not gonna get crazy here. I like the Panthers. No, I don't. I don't like any of this shit. Panthers are favorite in that game. I know. That's kind of weird thing. God damn it. All right, I gotta go Baker Mayfield.

I gotta go with my guy here. Go in there. Yeah, he's gonna age Captain Comeback a couple of years with all of his shenanigans. I think this is the time of year the Raiders fall apart. They're my, they're Plessport home. I'm gonna take the Falcons. I just feel like the Raiders fall apart.

This is the time, their Christmas gift every year to the ridiculous loyalty of that Raider fan base is to just shit the bed. Shit the bed. I'll take the Bears getting seven.

I'll fucking take any game. You pick a game. I'll fucking, I'll give you a pick. How many more do I have? One. Well, if you take the Bears, it's your fourth.

Dude, how good is that Bill's line- Oh, wait. Oh, the big one. I'll give you a pick. How many more do I have? One. Well, if you take the Bears, it's your fourth. Dude, how good is that Bill's Lions game? Oh, wait, oh, the Bears fourth, yes, sorry. That was my fourth? Bill's Lions. And what, have I picked three or four? I'm in a spin here, people.

How many? You picked four. I picked four, all right, well, there you go. Four. Isn't that easy? Bill's Lions is a great game, though. That right, well, there you go. Four. Isn't that easy? Bill's Lines is a great game though. That's definitely the game of the week. That's gonna be awesome. All right, now what do you think, Jake?

Okay. Fuck this game. Okay. This game is just like all the possessions. This game is just like all the possessions in your apartment. It's meaningless, Jake. Okay. We don't care about that, Jake. We care about you and what's going on behind those glasses. Come playoff time. Okay? With the refs just fucking back massaging the fucking chiefs

every week. Now, I don't think that they they're gonna take them to the promised land. Although what does the NFL have for a storyline? Let's look at the storylines, okay? On the way back, okay, on the front burner, the main dish, you got the Chiefs, can they three-peat and fucking, you know, what's her face is gonna be up there, and Travis Kelce, and take your helmet off in the end zone. It's okay, right?

They're the hot chick in the NFL. You got the Lions, they haven't won since 55. Not a sexy city, not making America a lot of money, not moving the needle in music. They haven't since Eminem was there, right? Before that it was Motown. I don't need to tell you this, Jake, okay? You have a wall of fucking wax that would scare Questlove. Ted Nugent, Ted Nugent, right between Motown and Eminem. Ted Nugent, there you go. Ted Nugent before he got all political. What happens

to every old person? They just start talking politics and you have to get out of the room. All right. Then I would say then you got the bills with their lake effects snow. I'm being honest with you, my generation, you know, we just can't care about them anymore. OK, we watched them go to the Super Bowl four years in a row. We listened to their sad stories. We listened to them building them up that they were somehow heroes because they didn't study in high school and then got blue collar jobs. All right. And then they come back years later with ravishing Rick Rude fucking pants and jump on tables.

All right. It's a fucking clown show up there. Yeah. And I feel bad for Josh Allen that he has to try to drive that clown car out of the fucking lake. So those are the three stories I feel. And then for whatever reason, the Ravens even though that record isn't that good, I think that they could they could upset somebody. Gun to your head, Jake. Okay, before you say who you think is going to win the Super Bowl, just so you add credibility, can you please take your glasses off and do one of these? And then tell me.

Ah, that's the Walter Cronkite. I don't think this war is winnable. Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? I think it's going to come down to the Chiefs and the Bills. Whoever wins that game. I think they're on a collision course. I think those one of those two, whoever makes the Super Bowl is going to win. I don't believe in Detroit just because they have Jared Goff.

I just don't think he's like a Super Bowl winning quarterback even though he's made it to the Super Bowl. I believe in Jared Goff. I just get nervous on their fourth down calls. Yeah, they went through it. They went for it five times last week against Green Bay. I think it was. So that's it. It's great when it works. But you know, it's really risky. He went for it on his own 30 on one of them, so. I know, and was there ever a bigger statement that the prevent defense doesn't work? He was so terrified of giving them the ball back

with 41 fucking seconds left, that they were gonna get the ball in the 20 or wherever they start now, and we're somehow, I mean, realistically, you gotta get to the other teams at least 35. That's like a 53, anything beyond that. That's like, you know, it's hitting a moonshot. And in 43 seconds, they're gonna do that

because they're gonna give them 20 yards and that bullshit that they covered the sidelines, it just doesn't work. So, so you're saying no surprises in the AFC playoffs. You're saying it's, everybody thinks it's gonna be Bill's Chiefs, you don't think, nothing in there. Nobody, no surprise? You don't think the Ravens, see I think the Ravens

have been, they have the tools to win, they have the tools to like win that one game like they have like They've got everybody they've got Derek Henry. They got Zay Flowers. They got Lamar Jackson. It's a physical team It's a physical team. They could do it. I think they could but That'd be the team I know what you could do You could put a fucking suit on with what you just said and say that on any one of those sports channels and no one would Know that you that you weren't supposed to be there get a contract the and nine or what a bunch of are forgetting is last year, last year Jared Goff was a victim of a call. Like that, going forward on that fourth down and not getting it, changed the momentum of that game and

all of that stuff and then they all got happy feet. I think Jared Goff with the tools he has and all of that type of stuff, my only thing is that this going forward on fourth down shit, you know, like every drive you're acting like there's two minutes left in the game and you're down by four points. That's to me is their Achilles heel. But I 100% believe in Jared Goff and I think he could be a Super Bowl winning quarterback. I don't believe in the Bills I Get I feel like they they had their team a few years ago And I I don't know they just they just been really fucking erratic this year. So yeah, who knows the play? I think in the NFC said

What do you think on the NFC said Jake? It's tough. I mean Detroit should make it, but Philadelphia looks really good. It all just depends on like how the bracket shapes up because I think there are certain teams that match up better with Detroit and I think how can you say Philadelphia looks really good? They haven't had a good season.

They almost lost to the Panthers this past week. Jake, where is your head right now? Nine in a row and you know they won nine in a row and say 11 and two 2000 yards. I think they're going to be a tough out in the playoffs and I think Green Bay is a sneaky team as well. Yeah, Green Bay could upset somebody.

I go back and forth with that Nick Seriano guy. Sometimes I'm root formed because I see the mental mess he is and I relate to it. But what I don't like is when he wins, I'm like, I'm going to be a tough guy. I'm going to him because I see the mental mess he is and I relate to it. But what I don't like is when he wins.

I don't like all that shit talking. He does. Like, I just, that's why I almost don't want him to win because if he does that, like I was so nervous when he, whatever play he called and then he went to the camera and went and fucking nodded like that. I'm like, oh my God. Are all coaches, all the Bill Belichick's of tomorrow, all the next Nick Sarianos and all that, did they see that and they're going to be like, that's what I'm going to do? And the funny thing is, is he's nodding like that. And so much of their shit is just analytics. It's some nerd with a fucking computer told him what to do in that point of the game, and then you're gonna knob. So it's our, we got to the point when I was growing

up, there was a half dozen guys that were like sort of flashy guys, Billy White Shoes Johnson, Hollywood Henderson, Butch Johnson, there was a handful of guys that had end zone celebrations and fucking whatever and then it became everybody when you went to the end zone, you know within 10 years of that you had the Icky Shuffle, everybody had like the Deon doing his little fucking thing, and everybody had their thing. And then the Jerome Bettis generation, you celebrated a first down. Right. And then somewhere in there, a field goal kicker celebrated something, jumped up the air, and blew out his ACL.

But there has always been a hard line between the players and the coaches. And the coaches never did it although Rex Ryan came close until he threw his head set down on the ground and got a death job, right? Dan Campbell's doing it now. Well, dude, by the way, did he have a cold last week? He looked like fucking Rudolph with that red nose. He looked like a whole bottle of bourbon. No, no, I don't think the Lions coach is going to do it. My prediction is if the Eagles ever win it, the amount of sideline nodding and celebrating that that Nick Soriano, Siriano,

however you say his name is going to do. Within two generations of coaches, they're all gonna be doing it. And then your generations are gonna be like, I missed the old NFL, will you just quietly call plays? And people only did the moonwalk when they got a three yard rush. He's gonna dance in the end zone with the team.

That's the new coach. Oh yeah, he'll get, instead of a sneaker deal, you get like a headset deal. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, that's where I, that's kind of where I, I'm not a lot of you guys, like I, I missed the NFL last week.

I didn't watch any of it. I just, I'm slipping away. The same way I stopped watching the news, I feel like I'm just sort of falling away. I don't relate to it anymore. The NBA, an NBA game to me, it looks like a fucking shoot around with people at the garden. It's like they're just running from the three point arc. And listen, I'm not being a dick here.

It's the greatest errors of shooting I've ever seen. Some eight foot roof can hit like a three pointer like 10 feet behind the line. It's incredible. But it's just like, they go down the court, three pointer, down the court, three pointer, down the court, same shot, same shot, same shot, same shot, Euro step, drop step.

I still can't watch the amount of traveling in the NBA. And I remember I have said that to people and actually Barton had a funny line. He was just like, he goes, yeah, he goes, but that's like my dad's complaint. I'm like, I don't know, man. Like that's that if you grew up in the 80s, 90s, like that's a travel. Like that's a travel. Like I just it is. And you know what I missed

hearing his creativity around the basket go in there there was another set there was a seven-footer from the other team maybe a power forward and your seven-footer and you had to fucking go in I meant you know when's the last time you saw a double pump this side of the rim underneath reverse layup in fucking traffic, somebody trying to take your head off. I missed the physicality of the game. Yeah, it's because they all take charges now. So they'll take a charge hoping to get an offensive foul. And then the guy going in is on his like third step.

So he doesn't have, I don't know, maybe he's got more inertia, but like, yeah, it's the whole, the paint's a whole different game They used to work it in and out of the paint like semi pro there when he like keeps passing back for it I don't have it. I don't have it, but they used to do that. Yeah pick and roll or something Well, I think what really changed the game though was the fact that the defensive player can get called for three seconds in his own hand Yeah, that's like telling the goalie can get called for three seconds in his own hand. That's like telling the goalie, he can only be between the pipes for fucking,

the post for three seconds, it's insane. I can't guard my own goal? All five guys would be able to stand in there with their hands up. No, no, no, no, no, that's the, no, because there was a point in the 80s where that's why they initially came up with the three second rule for the offensive player because the guys got so big.

I remember that Sports Illustrated did an article saying are they outgrowing the game and it showed the Celtics front three where it was Bird who was 6'9", McHale was 6'11", and Parrish was 7' tall which was like a big deal back then. And so it was getting rid of some of that. So like I'm not saying there weren't problems in the game when I was growing up, but you know, I think they'll fix it if I hope they do because it's it's I love basketball. It's an incredible I love all the sports, they're incredible games, but I feel like the owners are, they've reached maximum density with their fan base

and offense sells the game. So they're just, I don't know what they're doing with it. Or you know what, I'm probably just old is what it is. Anyway. Yeah, the talent's there though. It'll be a long time. The talent is 100% there. Steph Curry Curry is I think Steph Curry is the Jordan of this era Because he changed the game

Do you think he's past magic? You gotta change the game like whenever they say Kobe rest his soul or LeBron Is better than Jordan? It's like what I was is he didn't change the game The game is still the same but then also when people from my generation say LeBron couldn't pay playback and he fucking guy looks like a defensive lineman. He'd be playing the game physically and he would be of the mindset of the era, right? And he would basically be like, uh, like Anthony Mason scoring, you know, 40 points. Like LeBron would have been great on those early Knicks team,

those early nineties Knicks teams. And he's just playing the game the way it's played today. He definitely would have adjusted because he would have had to. What's he gonna be? Some seven foot goof working at the gap. He would be like, all right, this is how the game's playing. I'm gonna play it this way.

It's also the era where players take a little more liberty over like the coach's orders, which I feel like probably maybe happened like in the 90s, but like LeBron literally plays every position. Like you can watch a different possession and he's playing a different position. With you not always under center, but I'm just saying like he's taking the ball in every way.

Do you guys wanna do a quick Monday night special? It's Raiders Falcons. All right, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna hedge my bet, go against me. What is the spread? Is it four or is it three? Four, four. Falcons are giving four to the Raiders.

We got Kirk cousins and is it Carr? No, Carr is... It's gotta be... I'm gonna have Carr. Carr's with the Saints, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. Mitch Trabisky. I think they have Aiden O'Connell or somebody bad. That's right. All right, Kirk Cousins scores points. Okay, he did it in Minneapolis, he did it in Minnesota. Is that what this guy's career's been? I'll take Kirk Cousins to throw one. Kirk Cousins to throw one. What if we took one to throw an interception? Because he does turn it over quite a lot. It's Desmond Ritter for the Raiders.

I like the first name. I don't like the second name. The first name sounds like a touchdown. The second name sounds like a sitcom star. Watchdown, the second name sounds like a sitcom star. Desmond Ritter. No relation to John. Rest is soul. Do you ever watch the pilot of Three's Company?

Like Chrissy totally wanted to bang him and they fucking got rid of that storyline because she was so coming on to him, he would have fucked her by the third episode. And then where'd he go? Nowhere to go. Yeah. He should have fucked her by the third episode. And then where'd he go? Nowhere to go. Nowhere to go. Yeah. He should have gone after Janet. That's my opinion.

All right. All right. Kirk Custin to throw one. I want to, I can't go wild like with an interception because that's not fair to Verzi. Verzi wants to win here, but he's not here to tell me the names of the players. Right. Who's there?

William Andrews right now running back. Bichon. Yeah, Bichon. The Falcons have Bichon Robinson. Do they ever run it in anymore? What's the over-under? What's the over-under? The housewife bet. 44. Under? Most of the money's on the over. I like the under then. This has boring game written all over it. I think under is great.

Yeah, okay. So cousins, the under. Oh, we need a third. What's the odds the streaker makes it out to the 15 yard line? If it's in Vegas, we can get probably a good money on that. That's a prop bet.

We could fix that, man. Jake, if you're willing to do it. Dude, that's a prop bet. We could fix that, man. Jake, if you're willing to do it. Just wear one of those Mexican wrestling masks and have a cape on and just run out there and we'll just bury the streaker bet. Just a little insider trading.

Yeah, that's all. We're politicians. Hey, it's an entertainment league, Vegas. It's an entertainment league. Was that not, are you not entertained? Yeah, that's all. We're politicians. Hey, it's an entertainment league, Vegas. It's an entertainment league. Was that not? Are you not entertained? Yeah, that would be entertaining. Dude, if you put your glasses on on the outside of the mask,

immediate legend. All right, what else? Give me something to bet. So we got you want to do under Kirk Cousins to throw one. Under Kirk Cousins and then? Well, they have, we could do receivers. the pick one. Pick something. Cause I got, I have no ideas on this. What do you guys like to do? I do something with B. John Robinson. He's a really good player, but I don't know what the yards are.

It's a 80 and a half. So you can go over 80 and a half rushing yards. What's the anytime touch? No, under. 80 is a big number. Yeah. 80 is a big number. So that'll be the three. Hey, by the way, I was hanging with this old school guy. I used to work in Vegas when the mob was there. And he told me, you know what

they called the half a point? The hook? Yes, I'd never heard that. The hook. And I can't say what he said. But he said the hook. You can fill in the blanks. The hook has killed more so and so's than so and so. You just go into history and just fill in those blanks. That would be the end of my crits. Not my saying, but I don't even want to repeat it. But that was the saying out there. CNN is how the show made CNN last week. We can, uh. Oh, yeah. How fucking gross was that? That those fucking assholes on CNN

sat around acting like they actually were confused or surprised by the reaction that people don't like CEOs. And then them sitting there like they were going to get down to the bottom of it. It's like these CEOs are behaving the way they are, because guys like you are not doing your job, because you're not journalists on CNN or Fox. You're not. You guys are treasonous people who are sucking the corporate cock and you're fucking looking

the other way. And then when like, you know, when athletes says something or a fucking soap opera star tweets something or some regular guy hoards hand sanitizer in their fucking garage you act like you act like that's the reason the country's going to shit but meanwhile you can still charge 600 bucks for a pill when you're going when you got leukemia go fuck yourselves CNN did all of those pieces of shit it did say promo code burr which is hilarious it was the it was right on CNN. It's like, put on GM promo code Burr.

And just like bounce pass. I gotta tell you one of the funniest things ever to me is that Anderson Cooper has a podcast. It's like, you don't have enough money. It's like you're on CNN, you're a Vanderbilt, you get hammered in Times Square every year with what's his face? You gotta go and take some money out of some feature acts pocket. Jesus Anderson.

And I love the headphones too. So, you know, it's his podcast. The average like CNN show gets like and that just the numbers that they report is like I'll say less than most of the shows less than the average Monday morning podcast. It's insane shots fired Anyways, all right. So it was I'm just saying you know what I mean? Like What are you gonna do next? You're gonna put together 20 minutes and start going on the fucking road?

This week we got Anderson Cooper next week And then I show up to Anderson had to add shows I'm like what the fuck Hey Bill, can you do some morning radio we had Anderson Cooper here last week He's doing stand-up. No, we did a live podcast. He sold out this arena He's selling he's selling out so hard. He's just doing like like bits about like his wife, even though he's not married these guys They would have that little fucking your Oriental rug with the chair and Cooper who's still not gonna call out these fucking pieces of shit. I just, it's depressing and it was fucking great. You watch though, you watch. They're already starting to say this Luigi kid was an anti-capitalist because what they

want to do is they don't want us to identify with him. They don't want red and blue came together. Working class red and blue came together. Fuck CEOs. Okay. And now what they're gonna do is try to divide us again. And this bot's probably already doing it on Instagram.

I'm telling you, these people should be in jail for treason. Somebody said it's the first, somebody said it's the first radical centrist shooting. That was kind of funny. Cause both people, they were trying to pin him. They were like, look at all these right wing people he follows, and then people were like, well, look at all the left-wing people.

Like the guy was, quote, Ted Bundy, like, or not Ted Bundy, Kaczynski, but whatever, it doesn't matter. Like, you know. Yeah, they're trying to make him seem like he's mentally insane to make it look like, oh, this is some crazy murderer, but I don't know. He might've been a little off.

He might've been a little off. Well, I mean, I guess you have to believe. Hey, dude, you gotta be a little off to do it where you know, to succeed in life, you got to be a little crazy. You got to have a little delusionment. You want to leave a legacy? I mean, he had a whole hit list like he was going to get to those other guys. Well, scratch that guy off the list. Doopie, doopie, doopie, do like he was going to. Like he was going shopping. You know what I love? You know what I love about people is people are complicated just,

and you can't put him down. Somebody like they posted like, wow, like he was really like well spoken and well thought. And then they posted a picture of him with a beer can hitting against his head, cracking it and pounding it. Not even around friends, just like in the corner of like a party. I was just like, yeah, everybody's everybody.

Yeah, yeah, it's called layers. Yeah. He's an intellect. No, people who watch my act, they think I just walk around the whole fucking day. It's like, no, I don't. Sometimes I'm just sitting in the corner quietly wondering what the fuck happened to the last 40 years. Alright, I have to go. I got bullshit. I gotta do. Alright, that's the podcast. God bless all of you on both sides. Don't let them divide you. Don't trust those fucking news channels. All right, think for yourselves, you dumb cunts. All right. I include myself

in that. All right, I'll see you guys later. Thanks for watching!