Anything Better? - NFL Week 2 Breakdown

Episode Date: September 16, 2021

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doing it anymore. Every time I say Aaron Rodgers is going to do, they got fucking blown out. All right. Thank God. I lost the Ravens. I won the Steelers and my New York football. The Ravens. I saw the first half of that, which by the way, how great is it to see the fucking Raiders finally have a stadium worthy of what they've achieved? Although they've kind of stunk for 40 years, but like, you know,

not for 40 years, they went to a Superbowl, but like, you know, yeah, no, I mean, they played an old ass Oakland Coliseum and then they played an old ass

fucking Memorial Coliseum back to their old digs. I feel like they finally found love. You know, they got the perfect woman. They're out there in Vegas. It looked amazing. I still wish they were still in Oakland, personally. I still wish the Colts were in Baltimore. Those fans came out, man.

Those were Raiders fans. They got a triangle now. They got fans coming from L.A., Oakland, and then all the lunatics in Las Vegas. Dude, I got to tell you something. Vegas. Those Vegas night fans are fucking insane. I'm guaranteed.

I don't think that they're going to get a baseball team because. I heard they were. I heard it's in the works. Oh, geez. How much harder does it have to get, Paul, before we start building stadiums? Yeah, I heard they were, I heard it's in the works. Oh, geez. How, how much hotter does it have to get Paul before we start building stadiums? Yeah. I heard it. What are we doing? More, more natural rum fucking materials. What for what? Well, I don't know, but I don't know. 140 degrees out. Thank God they can close the roof.

We can crank the AC and fill up another ballpark with an artificial atmosphere stupid i'm against all of that dude i think that if you're not willing to sit outside of the elements that includes basketball and hockey i think they should play in the winter paul i think at some point the generation some generation has to step up and pay the fucking check for what we've done to the environment and you're just gonna have to sit there and take it and we're gonna have to go back dude like caveman days only living for about 30 years like in ben franklin's day right he was a caveman wasn't he he was a fucking animal i know that flying kites in the rain, drinking beer, banging broads.

There's a guy you want to talk about a guy that stayed at the party too long. Ben Franklin kept his hair long, still had that dumb ass hat. It's like, they all know you're bald, Ben. I'll give you all that. Except you can't play basketball outside. I'm fucking with you. No, but I know, I know. I mean, you can't even look at a star in the league. It's a foul. You're going to make play basketball outside. I'm fucking with you. No, but listen. I know. I know. I mean, you can't even look at a star in the league. It's a foul. You're going to make them play outside.

They'll flop because of wind. Nobody hit him. I just wish the Lakers could sign a couple more people, you know? Yeah. I'm just worried, dude. I'm worried for them. Yeah. Yeah. Cause for, you know, we talk about it all the time.

It's like four Hall of Famers, but, you know. Four Hall of Famers does not make a Lakers basketball team. No. It has to be five Hall of Famers from other people's teams. All right, let's get into the. Well, you went two and two, Bill, and I went one and three. Let's talk about the games here. Tell you what, I had a good pick, though.

You want to know my good pick was taking the Pittsburgh Steelers on the road, getting six and a half. I went your route on that one because, you know, I. You sound like a fucking political talk show host. You fucking read the tea leave wrong. Take it. No, I won it, I'm saying. But I'm just saying, but you lost three. Yeah, I know. That want it i'm saying but i'm just saying but you lost three yeah i know that's what i'm saying told everybody to bet the farm on green bay and now we gotta sit here

watching you stroking your dick about the pittsburgh thing paul pittsburgh thing was my was my you went one for four i went one for three one hundred oh one one four one four four yeah yeah yeah one and three one one and three am Am I talking shit about two and two? You win some, you lose some? You're 500. I did what a housewife could do. I flipped the coin. And here you are stroking your dick about the Pittsburgh fucking Steelers, who are widely considered a favorite.

No, no. They weren't. They weren't considered a favorite. In the AFC, they are a favorite to go to the Super Bowl. Yes, they are. I don't know about that. No. The favorite to go to the Super Bowl in the AFC is the Chiefs and the Bills.

And Pittsburgh. Andrew, you got that? But you're right. I went one and three. One and three. I'll take my medicine. It's my only win. You're not taking your medicine.

You were sitting there going, I got to tell you. I lost this. I lost that. And I lost that. Well, I got to tell you lost that But I gotta tell you That Pittsburgh That was on point The only thing I got

You're at the foul line You hit one out of four shots You gonna sit there And talk shit about it? It was a swish It was a nice It was a nice swish Oh

God dude It's a fucking disease I uh I made mistakes. Yeah. I bet with my heart on the New England Patriots, not knowing what they were. My hats off to the Miami Dolphins is they forced three fumbles. Giving them the credit, Paul.

I'm not going to say we fumbled three times. They were good hits. They knocked the ball loose. We were in the red zone in the end. would have kicked a field goal i still would have lost but if you scored a touchdown maybe i could have won but like they came up paul they needed to make a play they made a play and we lost the jets lost and the dolphins lost i mean sorry the the bills lost giving the dolphins after the first. I mean, sorry, the Bills lost giving the Dolphins after the first week sole possession of first place. It's theirs to lose, Paul. No. Yeah. I mean, look, everybody's

writing the Giants off because the Giants performance was fucking abysmal. It was hard to watch. Saquon Barkley didn't do much. You could tell. I think I could tell he usually likes to run on the outside and get the edge. He seemed like he wasn't doing that. Daniel Jones fumbled the ball again, scrambling, because he didn't slide feet first. So I don't know. I don't know. All I know is this.

You can't write a team off after week one. I always say it's week five is when you know who a team is. But the New York Giants look bad. They look bad. It was tough to watch. They should win that game at home with the moves they made. Teddy Bridgewater looked like fucking Joe Montana in the Super Bowl. I mean, it was our defensive backs look horrible.

It was really, dude, it was tough to watch, man. I'm not going to lie. Like, the game wasn't even over yet, and people are like, oh, the browns chiefs game it's a better game and like when you do that with your own team week one fucking brutal i'm hoping something changes dude they're talking about firing the oak fucking uh offensive coordinator jason garrett already i mean you And, you know, it's brutal. So I'm done. I watched that KC Browns game. Yeah. The Browns were up big on them. KC came back, chopped them down in the second half, came back and won.

Now, I actually think that that's good for the Browns. Because if they play the KC again, it's going to be in the playoffs. They've just lost to them twice. And you learn things in losses. And both times, they lost close games. I mean, the last time they played, they actually knocked Patrick Mahomes out of the fucking game. And they still couldn't make it happen.

So this thing, Patrick Mahomes rested up, first game of the year. I feel like they played on the full on chiefs and they just, I don't know. They just, they couldn't put them to bed, but I got, I got to know, man, I don't know. They play him a third time. Paul, here's my question. All right. Is if they beat Kansas city in the playoffs, does Colin cowherd finally give it up that he was wrong about Baker Mayfield because he Baker Mayfield has got that team. Like that's one of my favorite little, little, little dramas in like sports writer versus athlete or whatever, whatever sports broadcaster.

Cause he has been doubling down Paul, like you reminds me of you. Hey, but I got that Pittsburgh thing. The answer is no. And here's why the answer. No, Colin Cowherd will only give Baker Mayfield credit if he wins a Superbowl because, because Colin Cowherd, if Baker Mayfield goes to AFC championship game and loses,

he's going to say, but he couldn't get to the, a guy like Cowherd, if Baker Mayfield goes to AFC championship game and loses, he's going to say, but he couldn't get to the – a guy like Cowherd – You don't think that he – because my thing is, like, this guy is already proven. Who fucking – who leads the Browns to the playoffs in 30-something? Nobody. You got to go back to fucking Bernie Kosar. Yeah. Well – Don Crickey on the mic.

I don't think Cowherd's got the makeup to give credit. I think he does. That's the episode I want to see. All right. He sits there, lowers his desk and says, Baker, you know what? I was wrong. I was wrong. Because I got to be honest with you, when he was trashing him,

I thought it was fucked up that he was trashing him, but I'm also thinking, like, he's going to Cleveland. I mean, first-round draft picks go to Cleveland to die. You go to Detroit to die. Matthew Stafford broke that curse, and he looked great with the Rams last week. He looked. But like Baker's got like that Nick Chubb kid is good. And they got who else?

No, they got a great team. Nate Chubb. Nick Chubb. No, it's Nate. No, it's Nick. It's Nate. It's Nick. It's Nate.

Themless. What's his name? It's Nick. It's Nick. Fuck. You put money on name? It's Nick. It's Nick. Fuck. You put money on that. You doubled down like cowherd. I still think it's Nate.

No, no. If I was cowherd, I would say, I'm still right. Yeah, well, he plays like a Nate. Baker Mayfield. Not trashing cowherd, by the way. I used to think Baker Mayfield might be too small, and he definitely proved that wrong because he's not too small. He's got a nice makeup.

But can't you look at it the flip side, though? Can you look at it like the Chiefs were down big and then figured something out? So if they play him again, they won't get down like that again? No, no, absolutely. I mean, it's definitely still like the Browns have something to prove here, Speaker 2 Speaker 1 Speaker 2 Speaker 3 Speaker 4 Speaker 1 Speaker 2 Speaker 3 Speaker 4 Speaker 3 Speaker 4 Speaker 5

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you know, my homes was out for part of that game. This was the game. Like he was in the whole game fresh from the off season. And they, they still, you know, gave him a hell of a run. So I don't,

I don't, I got family out there from back in the day. So I am a Browns fan. So take that all with a grain of salt. Arizona one. I didn't see a second of that game. I watched some of the Seattle game. That was a, was that was an easy win for me there. But fucking Casey, man,

they got down on one drive. I thought they were they were going to come down. You know, you just you just sit there looking like, you know, I have a chance to go for an hour and then just two drives. It's fuck i'm two and two it sucks because at 1 30 my time i'm going oh dude i'm going three and one four and oh and then all of a sudden halftime and you're like and then i'm going the giants do the giants are home we're gonna turn us around um i was actually like well you are like you are an optimist's optimist. I am. We were at Penn State, and we were given 22 points to Ball State. And Penn State gets the ball.

Ball State goes three and out. Penn State gets the ball, goes right down the field, scores 7-0. You're like, oh, it's over. It's over. Cash it in. Cash it in. The bloodbath. It's a bloodbath.

I'm like, Paul, there's a long fucking way to go. Let's do the, let's do the fucking. You know what? I got to pick first last week. So you got the first pick, Bill. All right. Let me see if I like anything here. Do I like. Oh, there's a couple of gimmies. There's a couple of gimmies. Jesus. Paul, how many times you got to get your kicked by fucking vegas before you realize there's no such guys seriously on this one bet the farm on this one on this one i sound like berzy who's never lived on a farm

has no idea how many acres he's giving away i'll tell you what game I love. Yeah. Just that they're playing each other. Yeah. It's the Steelers versus the Raiders. What a rivalry that was, Paul, in the 1970s. I came into it when both teams were old in the late 70s. But that from 74 to 77, it was one of the best rivalries. That, the Steelers and the Cowboys, was incredible. All right, I like a couple of these games here. What do you got?

I'm going to take... How do I know who's the home team here, Andrew? Who's ever second? Oh. Oh. Ah, Jesus Christ. You know what? I like the Bills. Given three and a half in Miami.

I think Miami was when I saw them. I watched Miami a little bit. I watched the Jets a little bit. And obviously I saw the Patriots cause they played Miami. And then I watched some of that bills Pittsburgh game. And I just thought the bills, even in losing look like they were a lot deeper team. I like that bet. I like that.

Don't say that about my bet, Paul. Fucking jinx. All right, here we go. I, I'm going to take, man. You getting these right, Andrew? Oh, man. The Bengals and Bears is interesting to me. Hold on. I don't know if I'm going to go there yet.

I like that game too, Paul. Who are you thinking? You're telling me Joe Burrow's not going to come in there and light them up? I'm thinking the Bengals. You think the Bears will shut them down? I'm actually going to do a Patriots-Jets bet. Paul, one year, can you just say the Bengals, but I think the Bears will shut them down. I'm actually going to do a Patriots Jets bet. Paul, one year. Can you just say the Bengals?

The Bengals were, it was an all girl group. The Bengals is the football team. I'm taking the New York Jets getting six at home against the Patriots. Bill froze. I'm taking the New York. No, I didn't. I was trying to think why the fuck anybody would ever bet the New York fucking Jets. Crazy.

That is so bizarre a fucking pick, Paul. As I'm still freezing? Who's freezing? Hello? You're all right am I back well I I was also not speaking because I was so shocked that anybody would ever put money on the Jets especially in week two Paul I gotta tell you something Paul I like you to win it this year. The Jimmy, the Greek. I'm going to tell you why. Because you've,

you're switching up your game here. This is like when all of a sudden Jordan started passing and Chuck Daly had a Lewis loosen his tie. Like what's going on here. When does Paul Verzi ever take an underdog? I know. When does Paul Verzi bet take an underdog? I know. When does Paul Verzi bet on the Jets? I mean, that is such a, that is so like, I don't do a fucking character.

I've never, I've never done it before. Yeah. Considering the Pats almost won last week. You got Belichick. That is so out of your fucking wheelhouse that you do. I almost feel like, you know, something. No, I just, you know, they're coming home that you do. I almost feel like you know something. No, I just, you know, they're coming home, new quarterback. Oh, I swear to God, if you know the fix is in and you got something,

you got to fucking let me know. I would never do that, man. I'm Sicilian. I wouldn't do that to a friend. Yeah, but whoever told you would tell you to keep your mouth shut, and you would. I wouldn't do that. All right.

All right. I wouldn't do that. All right. I am going to take, I hate this because I'm going two favorites. Two favorites. I am going to bet against the Colts again. I'm dancing with who brung me. Betting against the Colts in both weeks. I'm taking the Rams, giving four.

I hate that fucking number. Giving four. All right. I hate that fucking number. Given four. I thought the Colts, I know you can't judge somebody after one week, but I just felt they got fucking trampled because, you know, Seattle has those weapons and they

have a great coach, obviously, in Pete Carroll. Woo! Pete Carroll, right? Peaky Pete. The fucking Rams have a great coach, obviously, and Pete Carroll. Woo! Pete Carroll, right? The fucking Rams have a great coach. They got a great quarterback. He's excited to be there. I feel like the Colts are in fucking limbo.

They still haven't recovered from Andrew Luck leaving. I'm taking the fucking Rams given four. By the way, Paul, how soon before you start shitting on the head coach of the, of the Rams, whoever he is. Oh, Sean McVay. Yeah. Before you start going, dude, he's like Brad Stevens.

Enough with the big baba boob. You started shitting on Brad Stevens. It's the whole fucking league is, you know, it's turned into like two pile on teams. Nobody's winning. I don't know if I ever, I don't think it's fair to say I shit on Brad Stevens. I didn't shit on him. You absolutely shit on him. You disrespect him.

You said he was overrated and you ignored the fact that during his time, the Golden State Warriors fucking bought Kevin Durant after they were already winning a championship. Never called him. You could look, I never called him overrated. I said, he's got to do. I said, it's something needs to happen soon. I never called him overrated. I said, he's got to do. I said, it's something needs to happen soon.

I never called him underrated. I never shit on that. It's such a fucking New York sports fan. East coast sports fan. Something needs to happen soon. Oh, what Paul, you're going to step in and show him how it's done.

Well, he's not even there anymore. Yeah, he is. He's still with the Celtics. He went upstairs, Paul. He's moving up like George Jefferson.

My second pick is going to be my farm pick. You ready for this one? Something soon with your dumb fucking T-shirt and your chain hanging out. There I know. He better do something to it. What, Paul? You're not going to fucking eat wings? No, I don't eat wings.

Stop talking about Brad Steen like he fucking works for you. You said I said he was overrated. I never did. I never did. I'm going to throw a fucking drink in your face on my own laptop if you don't fucking. Love that. Listen, I'm just trying to buy time here because I don't know who's shot.

I don't know who's not. I am going to do something that is my theory. You know my theory, Bill. It's my homecoming theory. I am taking the Cleveland Browns laying 12 and a half against the Texans because the Cleveland Browns are going to come home after that heartbreaker and they are going to shit on them, dude. This is going to be – listen to me right now.

This is going to be like 34 to 15 game. I love that you looked down. Why did you look down? Where did you just pull – you're like, this is going to be a 34 to 15 game. You had to check the spread to make sure you'd still win. You're giving so many points. 12 and a half points. I like the Cleveland Browns to come home and absolutely shit on them.

Shit on them. That's my pick. I'll tell you why I kind of like that bet. And why I don't. Well, it's less than two touchdowns. It's not like it's 20 points. All right. Deshaun Watson isn't playing. Right. He's got the massage parlor

shit going on. So he's not in the fucking game. They're reeling. Who do they have for quarterback? They won last week, didn't they? They we didn't take those games. I don't know if they I don't even remember. They won. Jesus.

They beat the Packers. No, the Saints murdered the Packers. Yeah. It was last week. The Saints murdered the Packers for real. Where's that Monday night game here. They're playing Monday night. Where's that Monday night game? Texans're playing monday night where's that monday night game was texans beat the jaguars 37 21 yeah they beat a rookie quarterback and the rookie quarterback got three touchdowns first game in the nfl ever and they were beating them bad and then the jaguars started to play decent texans are not going to go into cleveland and win that game

but i think but you're not betting the money line here. You bet in the spread 12 and a half. Love it. Paul Verzi loves to predict a bloodbath. That I do that. I do. Paul, the day you take Vegas for a ton of money, you either got to get the gold bracelet or you got to get something to hang off your chain. That says blood bath. It's got to be in diamonds. What, uh, what do you mean?

I'm telling you with your personality, if you moved out to Vegas and your, your blood bath pick of the week, you got to have the blood bath pick of the week. And is this it? It's got to be the Cleveland Browns. Yeah. I called it the farm pick. Cause I always say big, but the blood, the bloodbath, the bloodbath of the week is a Cleveland Browns. All right. You know, here's a game that just sort of jumped out at me for no fucking reason. You got the, the, the new Orleansleans saints coming off kicking the shit out of the green bay packers by

the way what is the packers spread the monday night game i don't have it in front of me you tell me aaron rogers isn't going to come back with something to prove he is he is and when i heard his press conference afterwards and oh Oh, he is. Minus 10 and a half lions are getting 10 and a half. Lions are getting 10 and a half. How did Jared Goff do with the lions last week? Not good. No boy. No. Yeah. I don't know. I don't like double digit spreads. I'm staying away from that game, but here's my thing. The New Orleans saints. All right. Kick the shit out of the Packers last week. They're going in

with the Panthers. They got Sam Denard. What's his name? They got the Jets castaway quarterback. Oh, Sam Darnold, yes. Sam Darnold, there it is. I love the Saints. I think they're fucking – I love their coach.

I love their positional players. Who's that running back they got? Who's that guy? Oh, Kamara. He's nasty. Yes. Jamison's coming back. Jamison looked good.. Jamison looked good.

The Saints defense looked good. Yeah. And he had a decent run there with Tampa before Tom Brady came to town and then they shipped him out. I just think he's a way better quarterback than Sam Donald. I think they have a better coach. I think they got better. I'm giving three and a half in the fucking Panthers.

Have I picked a dog yet? I'm not getting any points. All right. I got. Have I picked a dog yet? I'm not getting any points. All right, dude. I got the bills. Who do I got? I got the bills. I got the saints. And who else did I run my yap about?

Rams. The Rams. I'm taking all favorites, Paul. Paul, this is your year. All right, guys, you ready? I'm taking the New York football giants, getting three and a half. Listen, listen, listen, listen to me. Just hear me out. Just hear me out. I heard you. I heard you out.

The Washington football team starting quarterback is out. Fitzpatrick is out. They got this guy Hinsky coming in. Okay. I like that. I didn't know that. I liked that. Giants got humiliated in the New York press. Okay. Saquon had to look on his face. The coach looked mad. The defense got embarrassed by Teddy Bridgewater. The Giants are going into Washington. It's not across the country. It's not a far trip. It's a little hop, skip and a jump about an hour, 15 minute flight wheel wheels up the wheels down. Okay. You're

going to go in there pissed off. And I think they're going to go in there. Although they do have chase young and good defender, New York football giants going to get in three and a half. So I'm taking points. If it was, it was minus three and a half. I wouldn't given them three and a half. They could lose. They're getting three and a half. I thought that they were safe. They're getting three and a half after an embarrassing thing. And they're going against a second string quarterback.

I'm taking my New York football giants, not based on my heart, based on those facts. All right. I'm shaking my head and I put my hands on my head because you're betting with your heart. Like I did on my Patriots last week. I wanted the Mac Jones era to kick off with the big fucking win. And I do, you know, some, what I do like about it, Paul,

I feel like division rivalry games are always close. They see each other twice a year, every fucking year. They know what they do. Washington just has a history of just letting their fan base down. Giants have a history of starting slow, but that year is old. The Eli era of starting slow is over. I almost feel like I have to take a dog here. Tell you what, what the fuck are the Eagles only getting three and a half at home?

I thought that they stunk up the joint. No, they didn't. Yeah, they didn't. Jalen Hurts, all right? They won last week. They look pretty good. Okay. Everybody was saying that they were going to suck. They were going to stick. All right. Teddy Bridgewater. Oh, Bill loves a dog. Make no mistake about that. Bill. I love a dog, but I can't find one this week that I like. can't find one this week that I like. Oh, Paul, it's Slim Pickens now.

It is Slim Pickens. I don't know anything about the Bears' defense. I keep going back to that Bengals game. I hate that. I hate that Browns-Houston game. You motherfucker. Bills, Dolphins.

Andrew, you got to edit some of this out. Jesus is just turning into fucking two degenerates talking to their computer screen. There's only a couple dead air. Steelers in Pittsburgh giving five and a half. Why do I only like favorites this week? I'm rubbing off on you. No. You know, I just have two kids now,

and I don't know what I'm talking about. I don't know why. I like the Steelers at home, giving five and a half. I just, you know what it is? I don't believe in the Raiders. I believe in John Brudena. So I don don't believe in the Raiders. I believe in John Bruden. So I don't think this is the Raiders that they were, but wait, they covered last week. What happened in the second half of that game, Paul? Um, who won by the way, I

only saw the first half. The Raiders Steelers. The Raiders won. The Raiders won. Yeah. The Raiders won. I, the Raiders won. I like the Steelers then. I think the Raiders, they're going to make their fan base feel like they turned it around. They got John Gruden back. They got this shiny new place to play. They're going to be going all skippy, hoppy and all over the fucking Pittsburgh. And Ben Roethlisberger, the Wiley veteran, is going to come in.

And Juju Smith and all of those fucking guys, their defense looked pretty good. Fuck it. I'm taking all favorites this week, Paul. All right. So, Andrew, we have one left. I have one left. So, what did I pick so far? I got the Giants.

I got the Jets. Who else? And the family-favored Cleveland Browns. All right. So, my fourth and final pick. Wow, dude, I took the Jets this year. I mean, my fourth and final pick. Dude, I hate my picks.

I'll tell you right now. You know when some nights you play pool, you just can't see the angles? The fact that I'm just sitting here being like, yeah, yeah. I like that spread. They're going to, they're going to do that. And they're going to do that and they're going to do it. And they're going to do it as fucking so stupid. So stupid. Did bill pick the Packers or no?

No. What's that? What's that game? 10. That's 10, 10 and a half. Division rival, man. I'm taking it. I'm taking it. I'm taking it.

They're covering. The Lions cover? No, no, no. Packers. Packers are favorites. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm taking a lot of points this week.

I'm taking Baker Mayfield's got to get cover 13, and Aaron Rodgers got to cover 11. So there you go. I got jets, giants, Packers, and the Cleveland Brownies. But Bill, you're off to a lead. So I got to get you. I'm up by one game. I went two and two. You win some, you lose some. This week I didn't bet with my heart. I stayed away from the Patriots, but I also, I just don't like that. I only like the favorites this week. It just, to me,

if you just like the favorites, that just says you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You watched ESPN for five seconds, looked at the scores. I'm going to have to be, to turn this shift in the right direction, Paul,

because unlike you, you know, I'm not excited about my record the way you were. I'm not excited that I went two and two. To get this ship going in the right direction, Paul. Because right there, if you go two and two, you still lose money with the VIG. You know? Right. So I don't know what you were skipping around about, Paul.

I have no idea. But I'll tell you right now, that shit ends today. Well, neither of us did the unforgettable. Thank God. Don't drag me into your bullshit. I was close. I was close. The unforgivable is 0 and 4. Yeah. I got to either be not as good a father. We should, Andrew, you know, we should do, bill. If one of us go, we got to keep the record of unforgivables for the year. So if I get to one forgive unforgivables and he gets to unforgivables, then it's a wash. But if one of us, it's almost like getting a birdie or Eagle on a hole,

you got to make a little, you got to make a little mark on it. We got to know how many. I think I went 4-0 twice, and I went 0-4 once. You went 0-4 two, if not three times, though. I kept telling you not to pick favorites, the exact thing that I'm doing this week. So I don't know. I don't know. I'm not, you know, it's early in the season. All right, guys,

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