Anything Better? - Serial Killer A.A. | Week 9 NFL Preview & Picks

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

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What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show, NFL edition going into week number nine with your host, me, Paul Verzi over here. We got Bill Burr over there. You know, we have the snake on the injury report and, of course, the Greek freak, Andrew Themless out there in Beverly Hills. You know something? I thought, Bill. I thought I was going into the 4 o'clock's 2 and O feeling good about myself and the two teams

that won were the favorites I picked. So now I'm going, oh, my two late games are dogs. I'm getting, Paulie's getting some points. You're going to get one victory. I'm going that's exactly my thought process. I'm like, I'm going 3 and 1 at a minimum. Then the Cowboys pick off the Broncos and I'm like, Paulie may go 4 and 0. And no, I went, I ended up going 2 and 2.

ready to go. Oh, I'm back in this thing. I went two and two. The whole show went two and two. Okay, because the, the cowboys stink. It's the first time I picked them, and they stink. The cowboys stink. All right. They just do. And, you know, what can you do? So I went two and two. You went two and two. But dude, you're, you've been, you've been 500 or better for the last, I think, five weeks, Bill. I know, Paul. And I got to tell you, as you've been like struggling to find your footing. Anybody and everybody can get it in the NFL. You have not sent me, you have never sent me so many. This guy stinks. This team stinks. This coach is fucking terrible. What are they doing? I mean, it has been. You're right. You're right about that. I usually I'm like,

oh, I saw it. If I look at my text to you, it is this guy stinks. He just doesn't have it. This team stinks. This is the most negative I've been on you. I feel like you going through. a breakup. I mean, these texts are just there. They're coming in. They're coming in hot. She never loved me. It was all bullshit. It was all bullshit. In the second, I lose my job. I'm off the door.

She goes. Fucking whore. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man. How are you doing? How's your day? I don't mean to do this. You're still a good guy even when you're bitch. Sure, when things are good, you're right there, huh? You're right by my side. when things go. Hey, how about this? Anybody can be around for the sunshot. You find out who people

are when they start to get a little cloudy out. I need you here in a storm. Yeah. Anybody can skip along with a parasol. Oh, dude. Well, at least the show went 500 all week. At least we went 500 dude and also bill the NFL in a nutshell we were three quarters into that Monday night special going we're going to hit the third one and then nope this year marketing the marketing team it used to be the backdoor cover now it's it's the marketing team whatever whatever new rule changes they made that somehow you can have like nine possessions in the final four minutes of a fucking game all scoring drives you know when you hit real quick Paul have you been watching this this world series you know what i watched that 18 innings i i you know here's what

happened i was watching that stupid ed gine thing that that ed gine thing i you know why did he look like the lead singer from maroon five have you seen the fucking billboard he's sitting there with a giant chainsaw cock and then he's got this fucking marilyn manson brisier on it's like is this guy a serial killer creep or is he a rock star am i supposed to be rooting for this guy he's collecting and fucking ears. Yeah, and Charlie Hunan, who by the way, played him great, is way better looking than the real guy. So during it,

I'm like, this guy's dress is nice. Ed Gene reimagined. He's got an eight pack abs and a chainsaw cock, honey. Yeah. But I'm, um, I'm, um, hide your junk. Here comes Ed

Dean. Dude, the way that they fucking glorify these fucking, like, Robert Barron nerds that own these fucking, you know, own every industry now. Serial killers. It's just like the whole fucking world right now.

It's like, wait a minute. Who's the good guy and who's the bad guy here? Dude, at the end of Ed Gein's series, they showed him- They showed him like talking and helping the FBI and older and you felt like sympathy when he was dying. And I'm going like, this guy was like turning people into lampshades. And like now I feel for him. It was nuts.

not feel for me you know what i mean um yeah that's the direction that they yeah led you in uh that looks like the cover like the the the billboard for the ed game thing looks like the cover of like one of those one hit wonder hair metal bands you know what i mean except that would have been a guitar bill you never found the picture of me with no shirt on outside the alamo making that face have you because that was the greatest horror movie fucking poster ever God. Dude, have you never found I needed that? Why did you even do that?

We were fucking hammered and we were walking by the Alamo and Paul goes, dude, take a quick picture of me and I had like a flip phone. It was that long ago and you fucking like jumped up in the air and you had no shirt on you like, you made like this fucking face, dude. It was the side of your

personality I had never seen. You were like, dude, that would be the darkest, craziest horror movie poster. Poster, yeah. Well, dude, we drank like, We drank a third of whiskey and then walked there. Yeah, dude, we used to like, I told you, do it. I went to the doctor. My liver is totally like, it's all like dark now, no fatty.

It used to look like a fucking rib eye. And after seven years, they're not drinking. Like, your liver can, as long as you don't go too hard, too long, the great thing is it can repair itself, thank God. But, dude, I think of some of those fucking things that we, did but like yeah you went to like college era paul verzi when you told me all those crazy stories the shit you used to do you like dude take a picture of me and i'm just sitting there with the camera he takes the shirt i'm like what the fuck is this guy doing and then you just i think because the

technology too wasn't good with the phone it was a little blurry as you brought your head around dude you looked you look like that guy that like other prisoners are afraid of Like, he has his own cell. So, so at the end of the Ed Gein thing, I look at my phone and I see Dodgers, Blue Jays, and I go, I go, bottom of the 12th, I go, should I go to bed? It's like one in the morning. I go, no, I got to watch. And I watched it all the way to the 18th.

And then for the Blue Jays to lose that game and then win the next two, dude, I don't know, man. I think the Blue Jays just have that thing where even when they played the Yankees, same record, every time the Yankees will put up a run or hit a big home run, Blue Jays would just get two right back. They just keep coming, man. Yeah, I think they're going to lose game six because I keep forgetting the guy's fucking name. This Japanese kid, dude, they say if you have three pitches,

you can dominate an MLB game. This kid has six pitches. Yamamoto. Yeah, dude. And they all come from the same place. Fastball, change up, splitter, sinker. it's just like what the fuck yeah what the like how do you how do you even adjust for that it's just like what am i guessing here and the dodgers are won it last year i wouldn't count them out yet i think

this is going to go seven too it's going to be great i think it's going to go seven the dodgers are going to use their entire fucking pitching staff including otani who's probably going to hit a home run. Dude, it's going to, it's, it's going to be an epic ending. And Donnie baseball, don't look now, Paul. I know. He's one game away. It's my only silver lining for Toronto winning is Donnie baseball getting out of the beat. I know you don't like the home run jacket, but it's fucking it's sick. Out of all the shit that I've seen, all the dumb shit that they do, that fucking home run jacket is the shit. Listen, if it was my team, I would be cool with it. It's one of those deals, you know?

No, but I like that the Yankees don't do shit like that. They understand their fucking history. You know, we're the idiots. We grow beards and fucking put on mascot heads and get zoomed down in a fucking male carrier thing, whatever. I mean, that's just whatever. But here's the thing is if they, if the Dodgers win, they'll have nine championships tied with the Boston Red Sox.

And I think that that would make them tied for third. Who's in second, Paul? You know who it is. Because you guys always say something cunty whenever they win one, the New York Post. Second in World Series? Yeah, National League team. Is it the Cardinals?

Yes. Yeah. And whenever they win one, they're like, we still got 15 more. Big whoop. Yeah. You know all I'm waiting. I know you don't write for the Post, but like.

No, dude. Bill, you know me. I just want to, all I want. is a Knicks championship. I want a Knicks championship. I want to be there with my family when the Knicks hoisted up. That's all I need. When that happens, dude, that's it. I put my hands up and I say whatever else happens in this life sportswise. That's it. You know, Paul, when you used to say this in your 30s, I was like, this is going to happen. Now you're in your 40s. Dude, I'm going to call you like a drunk call somebody. This is what I'm going to tell you.

Paul. I need you to start eating salads if you're going to be around to increase the odds of seeing a next champ but you guys, you guys got a good squad though, no. No, we got a shot in the next two, three years. That's our window. But dude, I'm going to call you up.

I've always loved it, Kim. But I might not be like that. Because I saw Josh Adam Myers. I saw Josh Adam Myers when the capitals one and dude he it was bordering what we saw that guy from argentina like Josh Adam Myers was like and I called Josh and I go dude was that serious or were you joking like I didn't know he goes no dude emotions got over me and part of me was just like that's a lot dude just be like did you see that guy when the Texas Rangers won he was like

in his mid to late 50s and he just goes he goes he goes And his wife was recording. Well, what is it? Is it the realization that it finally happened and it's over and whatever you don't like about your life still exists? I think in this championship didn't fix it? I think you were in that recliner or couch for so long, saying negative shit. And I think when it finally happened, there was a part of you. But I think you're right.

I think it's psychological about your life and your past. Seriously. Yeah. I feel like people, the happy you are with your life, the easier you can take a loss from the team that represents your city. And I just kind of feel, oh, that's not true. That isn't true. I can't say that, dude.

I literally can't. I started watching this series, dude, and it just like, it just gets in me. Like, dude, game three, game three, the fucking home plate umpire. I don't know what the Blue Jays did to him, but dude, he was calling. He was calling these high strikes. Like, here's the top of the strike. It was like here. Yeah.

They had one that was so fucking, like, out. You see the higher outside. I can't remember. And the guy, like, delayed. It's like, boom. 2001, 1002, 2003. And he goes, straight. Like fucking Frank Debra.

He did like the Frank Dreven thing. And fucking Bobichette was on first base. They thought it was the walk. I saw that. So he starts going to second. Totally fucked him. It's been, it's been like, what do you like better? What do you like better?

The nonchalant strike guy, the guy who goes like, or do you like the guy that goes like, hey, which one is that? It depends on whether my team threw a strike or not. I love the nonchalant guy. He just makes me laugh when he just goes, ball. And then the other guy, and then when it's the strike, he goes, hey. What about the explainer? Ball comes in. That's outside.

Yeah. All right, guys, we're on a tight. Three more of those, and he's on first base. Jake the Snake, what do you got to injury reports before we do these picks, my man? All right, how you doing? There he is. He's wearing his Dodger blue. I represent even when we're losing.

And I agree with you guys. I think we win game six tomorrow and we're going to lose game seven. That's where I'm at currently. Jake, why do you sound like you're on? I don't mean to. Is my microphone not working? Hold on. Yeah, it's like it sounds like something's blocking it. Hold on, but I see the problem.

Jake says snake is troubleshooting right now. And Bill, you actually go first this week. All right. Can you hear me now? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So representing team, even when they're are losing or if they're winning. And I think you guys

nailed it. We're going to lose. We're going to win game six with Yomoto and then we're going to lose game seven. You don't think it's anybody's game, game seven? I mean, well, of course. You know, it can be. But the Dodgers offense has been very bad. And so is our bullpen.

The starting pitching has kind of hid these problems because they've been so great. But, yeah, we just haven't really been hitting them. Who would start game seven? That's a good question. It could be Otani. What's that? I said, thank you, Jake. Could be Otani.

It could be glass now. Those are probably the two that they'll go with. I feel like it's game seven. It's the kitchen sink. Totally. Everyone's on a short leash. You over-knick. Yeah.

And yeah, Mookie's going to be the key. He only has like, I believe it's two or three hits this series. So we're going to need him to turn it around. But he's awesome. All right. I got to bring something up that they said. Sure. You're saying how Mookiee Betts is the right fielder.

And this year you needed to play him. to play it shortstop so he moves over to his shortstop he hasn't played there since like Little League and he's up for a gold glove so the analysis is trying to compare that he goes that's like some Tiger Woods or some Kobe stuff

and I'm like it's not Kobe it is not Kobe Bryant would not change positions for anybody if Otani was getting more fucking attention than him he would make the Dodgers choose between him and Otani

like enough already dude mooky bets mooky bets is a monster how about how about otani bets and then freddie freeman back to back to back to that Freddie freeman's one of the most clutch playoff

oh yeah got that me myself and irene fucking haircut comes up like a state trooper from the 80s and just smashes it over the fucking wall i love freddie freeman great dude too he also dude that guy will shake off like a strikeout like he just

he has that he just you see it He just walks back to the dug up, you know, what do they say? Water off a duck's back. Doesn't bother him and then just fucking goes up there. Dude, I fell asleep top of the 18th inning. I watched the whole game and I was fighting it and I fucking fell asleep. And it was funny, I woke up to my wife came downstairs and she'd cling because I had like some food. I mean, 18 innings, Paul.

I mean, I looked like I was a fucking bachelor by the 50th inning. I had all these plates and shit. She came in and cleared everything out. out and just left me under the blanket. I kind of woke up. I said, oh, you weren't going to get me to come up six. She goes, no, you just look so peaceful. Oh, that's good.

That's nice. That's one of the nicest things she ever said to me. Oh, dude. That just made me happy. All right, Jake, we got to do these picks here. Who is walking around in the background, Paul? Like, now that we talked about. That's my buddy, Roger.

I'm in a studio. They're setting up for my pod. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. be a captive here i'll go through it quickly um the good news it's mostly good news um Lamar jackson's finally back tonight against the dolphins um so that's going to be really exciting we got jane daniels back for the sunday night game against seattle uh for the commanders okay um unfortunately i'm sure you saw paul but uh camp scada who was going to be out for the rest of the year with that

ankle injury that was pretty pretty gross and you know hopefully he recovers out yeah and shout out to Big Dom Security of the Philadelphia Eagles for going to the hospital and giving Cam Scataboo and his family and his friends pizzas and cheese steaks just a class act just such an Italian great thing to do you know

for sure it was very nice to them and just gave pizzas and cheese steaks and he's on the opposing team I mean he's fatten him up because he can't do cardio right now he knows what he's doing or he's going to say hey when you're a free agent come to Philly Hey, Paul, if I've learned anything from Italians,

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Have a good time. Bill, you are on the clock with the first pick going. into week number nine guys we're done this in seven weeks which is nuts wow seven we no no no because there's also a buy week we're halfway through this is the halfway point yeah it's 18 that's right paul don't take that week away from me man i need it um all right i'm gonna go conspiracy theory in the beginning um i feel like the bills no you not me hopefully son's what happens what hey paul i'm going to go where i always go that's what i should say There you go.

Thank you. Thank you for correcting me. I needed that. I think the bills are a better team. I really do. But I just think the chiefs make the fucking NFL more goddamn money. And I got to give it to the NFL. They gave the Ravens and the bills six weeks to become the storyline of the AFC.

They did not. And next thing you know, the refs put their hankies away and here come the fucking chiefs. but then if the bills win and then they meet in the playoffs because the chiefs avenge their loss um fuck i was all in on the chiefs minus two going into buffalo on the fucking row what is it is there some sort of injury out there

no everybody's healthy although uh pacheco won't play for the chiefs but otherwise um both teams are relatively healthy all right you know what i don't know why i'm going to do this to myself but I'm going to take the bills. Okay. I fucking had it. God damn it. You just took my pick.

Enough already. Plus two at home. Just enough already. Oh my God. I just know they're going to fucking... If he holds the fucking ball. All right. I like the pick.

I was going to pick the fucking bills. I just... I went with my heart. I know that kids are going to win. I know they're going to win. It's going to be some sort of, somebody's going to go like this to receive him. Who did the, who did the dolphins beat last week, Jake? They beat Atlanta.

Do I take the dolphins getting over a touchdown tonight at home? Or was that the fluke last week? That I just, thank you a question, Paul. When do the fucking ravens show up? Please. How many fucking times? Great point. But when the fuck did they actually cover a goddamn...

I'm not even talking about winning games. I'm not even talking about the spread. When the fuck did they do, you're a solid. When they play a bad team. God damn it, Jake. That just kicked me right in the chest right there. Oh, God. Dolphins are at home, seven and a half.

Lamar Jackson coming back, though, Paul. Dude, these lines, these lines, eight and a half, seven and a half, for fucking nine and a half. Paul, it's like they have more knowledge than us and a computer. No, they've seen what I did the last few years. Paul, they got you on a wall like a mob family. I'm going to take the Houston Texans.

I love it. One and a minus one and a half at home against the Broncos. The Texans looked good. I think this is where they turned things. I'm going to take the Texans minus one and a half, almost to pick them. almost to pick them. I'm going to take them at home. All right. I'm going to ride with my Patriots.

They've just been winning. I would say, you know, the halftime adjustments, the New England Patriots, Mike Brable and all their coaching staff have been making this year. It's a tale of two halves, Paul. How do you like that? Getting a little poetic here. Like there's a lot of games we just have. It's close in the first half. And then in the second half, we just pull away. And you know what we do, Paul? We cover. the Patriots fucking cover I'm taking him at home minus five and a half

I just love how we're spreading the ball around I just feel like Drake made like three touchdowns three different receivers all right what I do need

is Stefan Diggs whatever the fuck he tapped into when he played Buffalo I need to see that again I need to see that again I want, like, if he fucking did that every goddamn week, dude, he did that every week. Yeah. Oh, my God.

I like the pick. I'm going to take the Jacksonville Jaguars coming. Listen, this is it for me with them. So, Roger, I know you're a Jags, man. This is it. This is like when your kid gets one more chance to they don't get in trouble. This is it. I'm taking the Jags minus three against the Raiders.

I think they're a better team. I think that they have a better quarterback. they're coming off of a loss. I'm going to take Jacksonville minus three on the road in Las Vegas. All right. I'm going to take the Vikings. Getting eight and a half going into Detroit.

The division rivalry game. I think the Lions will be covering for most of the game and then they're going to get some sort of backdoor cover. It's just these fucking games these division games. They never make sense. No, it's a good take.

Jay-J. McCarthy is returning to for the Vikings. I like that. I like that. I like when Jake likes what I like. Because I know Jake has way more knowledge. Like I'm cheating off his math paper and I look over and he goes, that's the answer I got two.

Hey, Jake, why are the Giants only, why are the Giants plus two in a half at home against the 49ers when we don't have Scataboo? We don't have neighbors. What's going on with the Niners? Any injuries? I mean, they don't have Nick Bosa and Fred Warner. the rest of the year um they they've been dealing with a lot of injuries too so it's kind of weird that they are favored um to be honest but um yeah you can really go either way there but that that

line kind of didn't make sense to me look dude i got to play for keeps this is it this is it i'm going to be at the game i think you guys want to know what i'm doing oh i'll tell i just found you what i'm doing i just found out that my my guest on my new podcast is running late so I have a quick story. Not story, but for the first time ever, Bill, I'm sure you've done this. Jake, I don't know if you've done this. Themis, I don't know if you've done this. I got a hooker.

For the first time. Oh, hey, and it's the first time. No, I never got a hooker, by the way. Well, no. Had to think about it. I'm going to do. Someone's, some woman's reputation almost went over the side. You pulled her back.

the boat the last second um i think i'm going to take my family to giants 49ers at one o'clock we're going to get in the car and go through the lincoln tunnel and we're going to go see the nicks bulls at seven o'clock same day two games going giants during the day new york nickabockers at night will be home like one in the morning after a long day even if we're tired monday why the hell wouldn't I do that. Dude, that's like, if my dad did that, I would be, this is the greatest dad ever. Stacey's like, that's a long, big day. And I'm like, yes, it is.

We're going to do change of clothes. We'll get the Giants gear warm. Then we go to inside the Knicks. Why not? All right. Now, what are you going to do for her? You got to give her a spa day after that. She's a trooper.

Dude, you want to know what's funny about Stacey? She gets there at MetLife Stadium. Come on, Big Blue, play some D. Awesome. Like, she starts when she married her, the first time she said, let's go blue, let's go blue. I was like, all right, dude, I knew, I knew, hey, I knew I saw things, all right. Um, or is it my pick here? Yeah, Paul, yeah, I don't know what is with your camera.

You're just, you're fading away, like back to the future. Yeah, I did this thing. Oh, there we go. Should I do, what happened with the Steelers, dude? they were winning everything was going good now they're playing the cults coming off a loss they're at home daniel jones daniel jones looks so good it's not what are they seven and one they're seven and one dude paul he's standing back there like he's flying a kite they're brushing his teeth they got they got an amazing offensive line he's brushing his teeth but

not even this way he's getting them in the back he's got scratching his ass just I got to throw it to He's pointing Go over there Go over there Like he's in the backyard He's out there Playing catch Paul

No no this way This way Oh man It's you know what The Steelers just lost at home Are they gonna lose two at home They're both times Plus three

Paul Aaron Rogers Is he gonna get schooled by this Is he gonna let I mean No You know what I'm gonna take the Steelers I don't think they lose

Two in a row at home they're getting points and let's be honest the Colts need a little bit of a reality check they need to come down they need to get a loss I'm going to take the Steelers getting three at home I can see that being a tie and me getting half a game but I don't see Rogers

and them losing two in a row especially how they lost the last one I'm going to take the Steelers at home game all right this is my problem with Aaron Rogers okay when the guy has a beard he looks like an 1800s gun slinger he looks like he's a fucking Dwayne Alman or some shit right He shaves the beard off.

He looks like a surprised witness in like a fucking mob trial or something. Like all of a sudden, I just start seeing like his eyes get all big. But he's got the fucking, you know, the beard. He looks like he's in the Eagles in the 70s. And I believe in him. Clean-shaven Aaron Ruff just scares me. All right. I like it.

I'm just saying it. That's just my thing. He goes Eli. Yeah. If he goes the other way, he says. He goes, Kenny Stavey. All right. I'm just, what I'm really doing here is I'm stalling

because I don't have another fucking pick that's really jumping out at me. So I don't know why, maybe because I want to watch a little Sunday night football. Dude, what the fuck happened to the Saints? Did 14-point underdogs? I'm going to, uh, Saints will probably cover. I'm actually going to take the Seahawks. minus three wait they're laying three going into dc and they're getting their quarterback back yeah yeah jake and that's the kind of thing that doesn't make any sense does it

yeah when you go yeah jake that's what you know we are grasping at straws this week no no no no come on man don't fucking don't i've been treading water here i'm gonna take the seahawks i don't give the fuck jake no yeah all right you know jake until you get something on those shelves behind you. I'm taking the fucking Seahawks. All right. He doesn't have any knick-necks, Paul. We got to get this kid some knick-necks.

They're on my desk. Oh, you know what it is, dude? You're out there and you're fucking slaying it. And you're not letting her fucking bring any of his shit over because you've been there. And somewhere along the line, you realize, man, that you got the same genetics as

Mack Davis. You look like like a modern-day Mac Davis, right? Yeah, it's great. Baby, baby, don't you give. What is it? Baby, baby, baby, baby, don't you suck on me, baby, baby. All right, so I got the Jags. Because I'm just going to love you and sit you. Don't get hooked on me. You know, it's nice.

I see my future with you, with you actually, Bill, because one day I won't have all his hair. I can grow the beard and go with the ball clip. Dude, we're going to send you to turkey. Just for the show. We're going to send you to turkey. Because it's early. enough. It's early enough. We can see it coming.

We'll get ahead of it. I know I'm doing all right, but I know it's on the right. There he is. Matt Davis. I'm telling you, that's Jake the snake right there. Not the old guy, the young guy. All right. My, uh, very, well, look. I don't know if I see it. You know what's funny? He's probably like 28 in that photo. Dude, that's Brady.

Oh, my chair. Uh, Dude, he literally had a song, and women would, like, they would swoon to it. Baby, baby, don't you give up on me? Because I'm just going to love you and set you free. I'm just banging you, sweetheart. Oh, my God. That was the working title for it.

It was the 70s. That's romance. It all made sense back then. Did you guys pick four each or? No, I got to go. I got to go one more. I can't do it. Come on, Paulie.

You can do it. I don't, I can't take, I was thinking giants. I don't know, dude. Do it. Paul, you're going to be there with your family. Is that, yeah, like, so I shouldn't be. You know what? I'm projecting.

I thought Dad was happy to go to two games in one day. What happened? Should I do it? Should I take the Cowboys over? Should I take the Cowboys at home over the Cardinals? It's kind of their season, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah, for the Cowboys, for both, but definitely the Cowboys.

All right. I'm going to take the Cowboys Monday Night Football. They got a win by three at home, or they're pretty much done against the Cardinals. I could sleep with that. So that's what I'm going to do. Just for my own sanity. The top of this podcast. I know.

Okay. But I didn't see the Cardinals. And I think that, you know, I got to. Tyler Murray playing? We don't know yet. What is this? We don't know yet, shit. Because it's still early in the week.

They don't announce it officially until Friday and sometimes Saturday for a certain games. This is the league colluding with Vegas to fuck this podcast. It didn't happen last year. You know what? I didn't have Paulie win again. I, listen, I picked the Cowboys over the Broncos because they were getting points, but the Broncos were clearly a superior team.

I don't know that's the case with the Cardinals. I know I started the show saying I don't trust them and they stink. It's minus, it's less than a field goal. I'm going to take it. That's my four. There you go. And Bill, it's time to sing. Oh.

All right, everybody. Here we go. Let the Monday night special win some money for you. Let the Monday night special with some motherfucking money for you. All right, Bill. Are we going to go with the Cowboys? Do you like the Cowboys minus two and a half at home on a muscle? I like the Cowboys cheerleaders.

I don't like their ownership. It's a good take, yeah. You know, I think we're going to see all that. Disrespecting them, Paul. Minus two and a half at home. They're disrespecting them. Disrespecting him. C.D. Lamb is back.

Great receiver. Dack is, other than a couple games, DAC is playing pretty decent. I think we go DAC to throw one, CD to catch one, and Cowboys to not money line, Cowboys to cover. That's my thing. You guys tell me what you don't like.

I liked everything until not money line. I like the money line. I like the money line. Okay. I like Dak for sure to throw on. I think this is going to be a lot of points. So, you know, you can even what's the over, under this 50?

two and a half. That's a big number. But, I mean, we could look at something like that. You know, 52 and a half, big number and then a little spread. So they're just saying there's going to be no defense in this game. Yeah, they're saying they're saying shootout. They're saying shoot out and whoever has it last. That's what they're saying. Yeah, it's not a cowboy Bronco game.

I mean, the cowboy's defense is very bad, very bad. Jesus, Jake. I mean, you're making me. Well, I took it too. I have your frustration. What's the Cardinals record, Jake? I think they're two and four. I don't have it on hand. Yeah, they're not very good.

New coach. Rich Gannon's son is the coach. Yeah. You like CD to catch one? I do. He's Dax go-to. That's a good one. They're two and Cardinals are two and five, and it's 53.5.

I knew it's two and a half. 53 and a half is high number. oh wow that is really high maybe we just stay away from the total and just take cowboys yeah i don't like i don't like that number 53 and a half is is yeah they're not counting on defense let's do cowboys to win deck to throw one to cd lamb to catch one yeah i like it and then money like cowboys are we just going to do the two and a half the odds will be better they'll win more money if we do to two and a half yeah because we're opening the door to lose losing.

All right. Let's fuck it. We'll do it against the spread. Cowboys going to win this game. Cowboys are going to win this game. I feel it. I think so. They have to.

They do. And they are the better team than Arizona. I think so. And they got pretty beat up bad. They got a little embarrassed. You know that building has not been fun this week for them. That's what I learned about the NFL. Do you know that?

They say when a team loses especially bad, it's like, The building is brutal. They're like, it's like they just want to wash it out. So there we go. That's what we're going to do. Yeah. All right. Bill, I got to be honest with you.

I think the, I think, and I know what you're going to say, don't jinx me. I think the Vikings get an eight and a half. That's the game. And that's got to be. If that's not a win, my name ain't Paul T. Verzi. Jesus, Paul. Don't, don't, don't do that to my best. I love the pick.

And I wanted the bills. What were you thinking of, yeah, what were you thinking about? The whole show. I didn't bring up the fact that you dressed like Elmer Fun today. I didn't bring that up the whole fucking show. And then what are you doing? One day out of the fall, I go red and black lumberjack. I like it, Paul.

You look like you're up there hunting pheasants. Get some quail eggs out back. You're hunting wabbits. Yeah. I think the game of the week this week is Bill's Chiefs. That's the one to watch. Paul, can you put on the matching hat, please? I wish I had it

I literally Dude I wish even with the ear flaps You know the ear flaps with the fur That's what fucking Ed Giedmore I dude I know He wasn't out there looking like he was on the fucking What do they call it? The surprise singer

Dude one of the funniest things in that series One of the mass singer I don't know No spoiler alert here How the fuck did they sell that show, Paul? What? The mad singer. Oh, I know, I know.

I know. We're going to take a famous singer. We're going to put him in a mask. And then he's going to come out going, tiptoe throw the tulets. Who is it? He's singing in falsetto. Oh, is that on the Osborne? Yeah.

Yeah. And then, you know, it's like a butterfly takes its head off. And it was Rudy Giuliani. It's like, get the fuck out of here. Fuck you. And people watch it. Paul. Rudy Giuliani dressed like a

fucking. Anyway, dude, one of the funniest things was Ed Gein had that like, oh, how are you, man? Like that, well, that's what they did in the movie, even though in real life his voice wasn't that high. So that Charlie Hunan, he kind of went high pitch.

So, dude, there's a scene, spoiler alert, where the woman that he killed from the hardware store, he hung and he was like the cop's mother so the detective goes there and goes where's my mom he's looking and he's like he's like she can't be here she's not here there's not there her body parts aren't here and then all of a sudden he's like the shed the barn and he runs in and dude the mother is hanging upside down decapitated gutted like a deer all these things and he just screams and ed gine comes home and all the cops are there and he's looking around he goes what's going on here

right the guy just runs out of the bar grabs them and starts beating the shit out of a what did you do it and i'm bleeding and ed geese going who this is uncalled for it was the craziest shit dude he's like was still being that like wisconsin what'd you do that for and i was just like oh geez oh geez what did you that was uncalled for i wanted a human ear sandwich you know you get cravings Me and Jim Norton were going... Netflix is going hard with sort of serial killer origin stories. And let's take another look at them. Are they bad people?

Dude. Or are they more interesting? I don't watch any of that shit. My wife had on this show Great Neighbor or something like that. It is the most fucked up thing I've ever watched in my life because it's actual body cam footage. And I'm literally just being- Oh, I saw that. I saw that.

Dude, it was so heartbreaking to see the kids crying. And dude, there's a scene in the Ed Gein thing where people are like, it's going to disturb you. And I'm like, I watch all this shit. They should give that bitch the fucking death penalty. They should. They should. She went there. She wanted to fucking shoot somebody.

The fucking kids were just playing. Dude. She was bullying children. And then she shoots somebody through a locked fucking door. Dude, seeing those kids crying. Lying. Lying on the phone. she was she was a dude like i i watched it i was heartbroken and i was fucking furious and it's just

like why am i watching this before i go to bed there's nothing i can do to help those kids nothing to do to bring that mother back the whole it's just fucking horrible i i feel the same way when i saw that and i love when she got the sentence for life and she just kind of knew she just was like okay like she's a piece of shit and she lied and the cops caught her in a lie and she's like i can't do this i can't do this he's like you're gonna fucking stand up i love when the Top's treated her like that. Dude, there's a scene in Ed Gein that I actually turned away to the point where I just went like this. I swear to God, I went like this, and then I just started looking at my phone.

Was he doing the risky business dance in his tidy whitties? No, he was having sex with a dead body. No, dude, he was having sex with a dead body. And he, like, pulled the panties down and just, like, put his pants down. And I'm going, dude, what's the World Series? I just couldn't do it, dude. It was just, like, Netflix. Verzi draws the line. It reenacted

necrophilia. I knew there was a reason I hung out with you, Paul. Listen. Just fuck that dead body on the couch. Oh, you're not like the kitchen table. Take out your dick, stick it in its mouth.

What the fuck am I watching here? And then his girlfriend comes home and he like starts talking her. The chainsaw, cock. Dude, his girlfriend comes home and he starts to be intimate with her. And he goes, I don't know how to tell him. I don't want to hear this, Paul.

Because he put her in an ice bath. It's fucking horrible. Anyways. Guys, that's the show. He put her in an ice bath. You know what the weirdest thing is they're making up most of that shit. I guarantee you. Dude, I just did Sam Roberts show on Sirius.

All of it is not. They tried to act like he. helped catch Ted Bundy. He didn't. He didn't talk like that. He didn't kill the amount of people Netflix said he killed. And every award show, Hollywood is wagging their fingers at other states how they need to do better.

It's like you're making Ed Gein like a fucking They should put him on the math singer. Bill, and you did this for Ed Gein, I was picturing Patrick Mahomes. Get the body, get the body. dude netflix it's becoming the serial killer channel it's nuts

people are watching no ted bundy's next it's called i hate that fucking reasoning people are watching yeah people are dumb help them get smarter i just said help them get smarter that's how dumb i am people smart yeah dude law and order's been on for fucking 40 years people love that shit man. Oh, my favorite law and order is special victims.

What do you want to watch rapes every week? My favorite was the episode you were in, Bill. Oh, what one was

that? Oh, that was the original Law and Order. I remember my grandmother was still alive. She called me up

and she made fun of me because I only had a couple of lines. You're sleeping with the fishies? No, she did.

She goes, you're swimming with the fish. Oh, shit, my mistake. It was Ed G. It was Ed G. Spoiler alert Oh, this is the best part

Here's some behind the fucking music shit about that When they dressed me They wanted me to be a creep Because I was out like jogging or something And I'm hitting on what I think is a woman Under the Brooklyn Bridge So the wardrobe lady was all excited They had a jacket or a vest

She goes, this is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life And she goes, would you wear this? I go, I love it. Yeah, dude, it was like fucking pea suit green with a shit brown stripe and a yellow or something. So I wear it a thing. And then like a week later, I still remember where I was. I was like on 9th Avenue in 18th Street.

And I saw a real person walking down wearing the same jacket. That's great. That's great. Anyway. So then you go. Paul. Yeah, there you go, guys. Yeah, watch the World Series instead of all this horrible stuff.

And King reimagined as a rock star chainsaw cocked, fucking Maroons 5 guy, honey. He's out there helping people. There's something about holding a chainsaw in a brazier. That's just nuts.

All right. I would think if you did that, if you caught yourself in the mirror, you would have to be like, I wonder, what am I doing? this is even too much for me all right should I get rid of the chainsaw or the brassiere you know they say that they always say that with women

before we go out of the house take one thing off that's what he he just puts his head down and an axe I'm sorry I don't know what I'm I'm sorry there you go guys Monday night special we got the Cowboys minus two and a half Dak Prescott to throw on CD

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Yeah. A sketch. You ever been to an AA meeting? Yeah. I've been at an AA meeting. It was part of like when I got arrested for drinking, driving. You had to go and like the fucking stories that these guys had. Oh, I know.

And every time they would tell the story, you'd think, okay, that was his bottom. And I kept fucking drinking or I kept using. They should do that sketch with like serial killers. Yeah. I'm fucking a dead body and I'm holding a mitersaw. And I'm thinking like, what the fuck am I doing? and the fucking next day the next day

I'm shoving a cow's head into this cadaver's ass and all everybody in the crowd is like fuck he's like I said it was the last time and then I went to the diner and the waitress just looked at me and I just I had to

you know everyone's going oh I know I know and the whole family is crying screaming saying how could you do this and I didn't even understand the question So how do I get rid of my victims? I guess I got to eat them. You can't hear you, Paul.

I think it came unplugged. Plug it in. How about now? Yeah, yeah, there you are. Dude, the leader of the AA meeting, the head was this older guy, and he would tell stories about how he would get so fucking hammered in New York City. that he would end up in Italy and he would end up in London. This dude would black out, go to the airport, pass out on an airplane, dude,

and he would wake up in Europe. And me and my boy would just go, hey, that's a buzz, all right? I know, that guy's got money. Yeah, exactly. He would get blackout drunk and just end up in Italy and just be able to. I know people that would get on a train and end up in Albany. That's the level of person I was drinking with. I got nervous being in my friend's house.

house, let alone being in a fucking Italy. Was this AA meeting down on Wall Street? Where the fuck was this fucking meet? Dude, that was his thing, though. That was his MO travel, so he would just get black. That would be an Epstein Island with like a fucking 12-year-old. You know, those guys that go, I'll tell you what? Where am I?

I'm going Italy then I. People like, yeah, sure you are. The only thing I will? Watch me. And also back then, you could be that hammered and get on a fucking plane. Yeah. And everyone was all right with it. You could smoke cigarettes and shit.

Oh, real quick to it. I know you got to go. My favorite thing in trains, planes, and automobiles is when John Candy crosses his legs on the plane and he takes his shoes up. He just looks, he goes, oh, oh. Oh, the way he takes his sock off when it's rolled up. Oh, he goes, my dogs are barking. My dog could park. Dude, I heard his doc is unbelievable.

I got to watch it. Colin Hanks fucking crushed it. And I was to tell you, that Ben Stiller one about his parents is unbelievable. That one is like, I don't even know what to say about that one. That one is just like, it's literally, it's life. Yeah. It's incredible. And just how he's able to look back when he was a kid.

and some of the things that he liked and he like owns up to like stuff like his kids are going yeah you know you did those movies you weren't around and he goes you're right you're right he goes I feel like in a lot of ways I made more mistakes than my dad like he's really like present and his kids are like cool dude his daughter's hilarious hilarious all right guys I got a run dude check out those dots uh enjoy football bet responsibly we'll see you next week and uh take care Thank you.