Anything Better? - The Alamo | Week 13 NFL Preview & Picks

Episode Date: November 26, 2025

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What's up, everybody, and welcome back to the Anything Better podcast show with your host, me, Paul Bersey, and over here, Bill Burr over there. We got Andrew Themliss out there in Beverly Hills, the Greek freak. And unfortunately, guys, what can we say? We're doing a Thanksgiving show without Jake to Snake, because Jake is on a plane right now. Jake's on a plane. He's going to one of his bitches. No, Sam Jackson, we got to do it.

I'm sick of these motherfucking. Jake's on this motherfucking plane. Oh, God. I was saying before, I hope he's got the Jake to Snake t-shirt sitting in first class with a martini. He should have his shades on, on that flight. Oh, God.

Let him know what you're doing, Jake. Oh. Sweetheart, I don't mean to bust balls. I said two olives. Paul, you want to go half on a fur coat for him? I'm going to do it. I'm sick of Jake's alter ego. We have to show the.

people who he is. I love Jake. Jake is one of the greatest human beings. Ladies out, you're out there, you're tired of dating assholes. You want to date a fucking great guy, Jake, the snake. Paul, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I support, I support that message. Hey, I'm with you, dude. I'll go haves he's on a jacket.

You let me know where to send the money, how much? Hey, Paul, we both know you got a fur guy. I mean, come on, let's, let's be honest here. I don't have a silly and half grief, come on, you got a fur guy. I know a guy. I know a guy. I know a guy. I get you. I get you. Hey, what do you want? Endangered species? Domestic? What do you want? How funny would it be if Jake? I see Jake in first class right now talking to the chick next to him going, I normally give the injury report. I can't today. Sweetheart, two olives, two olives and a martini? Listen, anyway, I give the injury report.

Do you make this a little dirtier? we are we are here week 13 i kind of went 500 i guess i lost it i went one two and one i knew that that half a point or i tied i tied with the jags what did you go bill they were one and three it happened pa wow that's the first time in seven or eight weeks no two weeks in a row i thought you were 500 last all right I thought I was one of three? Paul, listen, it's a game of runs. Dude, you had a nice one. I had a nice one to bail. My nostrils were above the water for a second, and then the bookie pushed me back under. Well, dude, I'm still in the teens. I mean, I need to go on a run. Not out of it yet, but all right.

So we are going into week 13. Dude, this felt like we started it two weeks ago. It's over. over again. It's so fast. You know what it is, Paul? Think of, like, your Yankees, Paul, my Red Sox have 162 games. Your Rangers, your Knicks have 82 games. Yeah. Your Giants, my Patriots. They got 17 games. That's it. That's it, dude.

It's it. Once a week. I mean, they fucking, your baseball team will play 17 games in three weeks. Dude, I heard a guy 11 games in. and go, the Yankee infield, dude, he literally said sell, we're not going to win. Dude, it was two weeks into the season, man. I was just like, guys, I can't give a fuck about baseball like that. Can I tell you, Paul, people who do that, then they're projecting. They're projecting whatever's going on in their personal life.

You know, people were writing off the Bruins. They got excited three and oh. Then we lost like five or six in a row. And then we fucking, we went eight in a row. and we lose a couple and we come back i went to a game uh i went to the the bruin's king's game wednesday night uh no what what the what was it last week friday night i went with jacky flyn one of the funniest dudes you're ever going to meet a boston guy i started out i know that is oh i love him dude we were dying the entire game dying and he knows so much about hockey

And we were talking about his first game, Paul, was in 1970, Bruins versus the Maple Leeds. He saw Bobby Orr, I think before his first major, Nienj, saw fucking Bobby Orr, saw all of those. Johnny Bucick, all of those guys. The expansion six was three years old. That's how early into hockey he was. And he said he was going to send me the footage. They played the Toronto Maple Leafs, and somebody took a run at Bobby. or there was a big fight and somebody on according to him on the maypolice on purpose punched

the ref in the face and even back then got a major major major major suspension over it and he said there was footage so i have to get that footage and if i get it next week i want to play on the podcast well that's dude i got to hear that there was something else i wanted to play i sent it to you oh dude john gruden dude the john gruden highlights the John Grude and highlights are so great dude he would get in a guy's face and see the most horrible discipline

shit and then the funniest thing right after like he it was so he was such a dude oh football guys dude he's what are you doing what are you fucking going he's like going he's like looking mad

and then he'll be then he'll like say something like to like break it up oh dude I sent it to you we got to play it but I'll tell you he's a great coach dude the guy the guy dude super bowl won a super bowl yeah

and played his former team so everybody was going he took over Tony Dungey's team it's like yeah but he played his team yeah

actually nobody talks about that that's actually a really good point Paul there is nothing that you can accomplish in this world that the internet cannot rip down

just know that there are fucking astronauts right now going like dude we fucking landed on the moon okay I was there you want to talk about scared and the I don't buy it I don't you know

just peep somebody with a fucking iPhone oh yeah dude trolling Neil Armstrong Jr and he's my dad did go dude I got to be honest with you I don't know if I could be dragged in the mud as a football coach every week and just get those questions every time you got to do it like Parcells, but you have to be delivering if you do it. Parcells was delivering. Dude, his press conferences, like if you asked a stupid question, he let you know you asked a stupid question.

So he had them on their heels, and he had the resume to back it up. So I loved, because I've always rooted for the coach. Because you can hear the sports guys off camera asking the questions, you can hear how out of shape they are. Yeah. It's like, why are you coming at this guy with this insanity? I don't know. I don't know.

Well, I like Joe Torrey's method. Joe Tori was, Joe Tori, like, humanized him. He did, because I'm not a, I'm not a mean guy. You know, I'm not a guy that could be like, what? Yeah, great. Like, I can't do that. So I would do the Joe Tori Tony Dungiway where they would, like, call the guy by the first name.

Oh, hey, Brian. Listen. No, it's a good question. Listen, like, do that shit. And then, because Joe Torrey would do that. He would always call them by their first name and kind of like humanize them. And like, they didn't want to shit on him, you know? That's also kind of a mafia thing.

Like, I know your name. I know where you live. Either way it works. Who's that? Who's that, Brian? Yeah. Oh, Michael. Got it.

You just got that new house in Westchester, man. Congratulations. The book's doing well. that's great your kids go to uh fairfield two or three kids two or three three kids congrats anyway what was the question thought it was two now now now i know it's three yeah you know three is always better than two huh mike hey mike three strikes and you're out you know what i mean um all right well we have to do that Andrew let's do that one time let's get like the best coach miced up. Dude, I'm telling

you, this Gruden thing was so fucking great. We'll get it. I'll send it to you. We'll get it before the season's out. Bill, it is week 13. It is an odd number, which means you, my friend, have the, by the way, dude, the Colts.

How about the Chiefs? The Colts had the Chiefs on the ropes, dude, and they fucking, the Chiefs got out of that. The Colts are good. But anyway, we'll talk about it, Bill. You got the first pick. You got the first. Well, how about your boy getting great reviews this year and then he loses a couple of games and now everybody's fucking jumping on him again saying is he overrated just in time for the

fucking holidays yeah well look dude look at what's his name sam darnold sam donald was 14 wins last year with the vikings now he's doing it with seattle and he fucking it's you got to win in the playoffs for the nfels you know who's actually getting shit talked about him right now your boy Lamar Jackson because Lamar Jackson's a monster hasn't won in the playoffs. I think that that's what you have to do to get the fucking press off. You got to win one of them.

I don't know, dude. Eli won two Super Bowls and the New York press never laid off him. Oh, God, please. I'd never forget that. Monday night football, I'm sitting there against the Rams and a guy goes, I tell you what, dude, I'm in the stadium. We have two rings. And he goes, just not sold on this Eli guy. And I remember just

looking at him, and I just, it's like, guy won, guy gave two parades to the city, dude. Guy's more clutch than his brother. Hate to say it, Peyton, hate to say it. Elon Manning, I want him in a playoff game over Peyton. It's what it is. No? I don't know. It's weird.

They both won two Super Bowls. There's a weird stat on Eli Manning. The two years he won the Super Bowl is the only years he won playoff games. Wow, that is weird. It's weird. You know, Peyton threw a... I don't know. And like, you know,

Peyton, when he left the Colts, he could have piled on with, like, the 49ers with, what's his face there? Captain Comeback. Jesus, Paul, I can't think of me. John, what the fucking... Yeah, Jim Harbaugh, yeah. He could have piled on with him

and instead he went to Denver. took a brutal loss against the Seahawks and then came back and won. You know, that second one that he won, that was the one that I was just like, they got to give it up to him now, you know? Yeah. That first one, you know, where his, he was with the Colts and the owner. They made the way we covered the Colts illegal, and then they stole our offense. Yeah.

won the Super Bowl was, you know, they still did it. I mean, shit, people still people's offenses. But that one was a little dirty to me. But, and also, like, he could never beat the Patriots until their owner changed the fucking rules to tip it in their favor. It was really fucking weird, man. That was a toxic relationship, the Colts and the Patriots. Yeah.

It really was, dude. Like, the level of fucking Tom fuckery that they were doing while calling us. Cheaters was just like, you know, that was, that was a wild time, dude, wild time. Those playoff games were really intense, man. Those playoff games at Marvin Harrison and, dude, those, those were fucking, those were great games. They were. They were chess matches and we had a better coach and, uh, they didn't, they couldn't

handle it. All right, Paul, let's stop talking about this shit. Let's, let's move on here. I'm going to take the Bengals going into Baltimore, them getting seven points. Joe Burrow back this week? He is. He is back. I don't know.

That might be trying to remember getting used to him. But I like seven points going in there. It's a division rivalry. You know, me, anytime I see points north of five and a half on a division rival, Paul, you know, I can't lay off. These teams know each other. Yeah, with Burrow coming back. and seven points. I like the pick. All right. I saw this line drop and I had to jump on it.

I'm going to take Kansas City tomorrow on Thanksgiving. It's a look, they have to win. They have to keep winning in order to even be in the playoff picture. As of before last game, they were not in the playoffs. They have to win this. I know the Cowboys are good, but the Cowboys don't seem to beat teams like this yet. So I'm taking the three points. I'm going to take my homes on primetime Thanksgiving to beat.

the Cowboys on the road. I like that. I feel, for my money, the Cowboys, you don't know who's showing up, but you know who's been showing up lately. And they've been losing games like fucking right and left. I don't know why, Paul, for some reason, I like the Packers on Thanksgiving. I want to have a little action, Paul, on Thanksgiving, you know? So if you're going to go with the Chiefs Cowboys, I'll take the Packers and the Lions.

Oh, I just wish it was like three and a half. I just feel like with Dan Campbell, I mean, I don't even think he dresses a punter anymore and he's just going to keep going for it on fourth down. It always keeps the games close. It's course. Yeah, whatever, Paul. I'm going to take two division underdogs and division games. I got the Packers two and a half.

I'm going to sit there with my lovely kids and my lovely ones. and my lovely wife and enjoy the game. Well, you know what, buddy, since it's Thanksgiving, I'm going to take the lions and go head to head with you. I'm going to take the lions to win a field goal at home on Thanksgiving while I'm eating a fucking turkey leg. How about that? You know what?

I think you're probably right. At this point, I'm throwing darts at. I don't know what I'm doing. Oh, exactly, Paul. I'm playing fucking foosball here. I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm just spinning the fucking things, hoping it goes in the goddamn net. Let's see.

Who else we got out there? You got the Dolphins minus six and a half versus the Saints. Dude, who are the fucking Texans? All of a sudden, out of nowhere, they're saying that they're going to win the division. I will say those, you know, I usually don't like a Thursday night uniform. I kind of like this. Dude, they had seven sacks on Josh Allen. They were all over them, dude.

I guess number one defense in football. Paul, what the fuck is going on in Buffalo? I don't know. He just got married to a singer. Paul, it can't always be Yoko. I don't know. Well, fucking Kelsey's kid is been with a pop singer, and they've been winning Super Bowls. Dude, I just read something or saw something that Napoleon's, a woman took Napoleon down, dude.

Empires go down from this. Oh, time. do. Where did you read this? On what in-cell website did you read? Like, I can be honest this is me talking, Paul. I'm really getting tired of men blaming all their failures on women. No, we were in, we were in Paris. I would have ran the world if I didn't start dating her. No, you know what? We were like people, like there's people in show business right now. They're leaving California because of politics or whatever. And I'm just like, this is, you know, it's like, I don't know. Like, I don't know.

The excuse is, Paul. The excuse is out there, man. You got it, Paul. Brushing your teeth is a time to look in the mirror and take a little accountability. I get it, but the woman excuse, I can, oh, I got to take this real quick. I got to take this real quick. I'm sorry. Paul is back.

Paul, can we get back? What happened with the woman and Napoleon? Look, I'll be honestly, I was drinking champagne at the Eiffel Tower when the tour guide was telling me, but he said something along the lines of. When his wife did this. Wait a minute. The Eiffel Tower is outside. What were you just opening and drinking? No, we were outside and we were outside and we had this tour guide and he was pointing to buildings, you know,

and talking about Napoleon. And then he goes, when his wife did this, all I remember is this. He goes, when his wife did this, he freaked out and then did this to get back. And that was when he goes, and that's when he started to really get nuts. And I just go, I just not. Did you do a spit take with your little champagne flute? And my little hat. Well, Andrew was just telling me what it really was was a writer.

Let's not be... There were two women. There were two women. I just looked it up. So I was thinking of this other woman. I don't know how to pronounce her name, like Barney or something. But, I don't know, Madame de Staal is the one I was thinking of. She was the writer.

But the Josephine was a little search here as Paul's maybe close to write. The tour guide, maybe exaggerated a little bit. Sounds like she was, she took his head off the ball a little bit. Yeah, she, he started to, it was, look, dude. Paul, I mean, the man's dick is his own dick, you know? You don't, fuck, if you're running a war, you got to, you got to put the, you know, the fans only page down, right? Look, Scarface.

I know it's a movie, but Frank Lopez, he knew the Michelle Piper thing. You want to take him out. It happens. It's a powerful thing. Yeah, but that's, dude, that's, but not every guy in power does that. I mean, what was that absolute smoke show doing with that old-looking used-card dealership owner-looking guy? She's clearly, clearly there because for the lifestyle.

Look, I'm not going to see. Then she starts cheating with him, and then he marries, you can't marry the person. was cheating on somebody else. No, I get it. But what about if the woman's a distraction in a good way? Dude, Josh Allen comes home. He's got a wife holding his hand. You see, they retired his number at Wyoming. She was sitting next to him. You could hear

her mouth like, I love you, and they went like this, and he's like, he's happy. Dude, if I came home and my wife just rubbed me and said, I love you, I'd, fuck, I wouldn't even know what to do. So what? Your next special would be bad? No, but maybe, you know, I don't know. Maybe it takes a little mustard off the fast. Good or bad.

Okay, no, listen, Paul, if I know anything, I don't know anything. All right? So you're telling me that you don't buy into behind every good man is a good woman. I definitely do, but I think that when the rails go off of that scenario, it takes the guy down, not the woman. How many times have you heard a woman fucking go down? Jeff Bezos' wife, she fucking made out pretty good. The guy fucking started a whole thing and she got fucking a billion dollars for what?

I don't want to act like I'm mad at women, by the way, here. Listen, you're up on your water skis. I don't want you to go down now. You're riding the lake. I got to hear this until you get back to the dock. I'm just saying how many women. So you're saying if she's too bad a woman or too good of a woman,

So a man trying to get success, you feel, needs somewhere in between what Bezos has and what Josh Allen has. Your wife's got to come home and give you love, but she's also got to look at you and go, hey, man, get your shit together too. You need that. You need that. Dude, I'll tell you who's got it all figured out. Fucking Stedman. That fucking guy is, that guy, you don't even hear from that fucking kid. I mean, that kid is just chilling, dude.

Go ahead. You know, he's steadening? Is that the life you want, walking those grounds? That giant property all by yourself with all those Cocker Spaniels? Yeah, you don't think he's got his boys, though, high-fiving? Yeah, go out with Gail. Have a good time. When you're coming back, Tuesday?

Perfect, fellas. Bash at my crib. Edmund just smoking sticks. I mean, I don't know. I always imagine their property, like he could say, hey, I'm going to Mexico, and then just never leaves. He just goes to the other side of the house. She doesn't even know.

He just says he's out of town so he can have a few breakfasts by himself. No, but you know what? I think I'm on to something here. Let me just get through this thought. I actually think you helped me. the woman can't just want the money and be shitty like that and just want the money and blah, blah, blah. But then the woman can't be overly the other way where it's just like love and support. Where it's fake, you need a balance.

You can't be making your s'mores every night, making you a bad bastard. Yeah, like, oh, and everything is okay. You don't want a yes woman. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need the, hey, get your shit. You know, I love you. We're going to be here for you, but go get your shit.

That's what you need. You know what, Paul? That's why I let you ski all the way back to the dock. I know what you're saying. I think you made a really good point there. Thank you. Thank you for letting me get there. I'm working on that, Paul.

You know. Yeah, I was drifting. I started drifting off when I got back to shore. Oh, you wobble a little bit on the skis. I'm like, he's got an athletic background. He's going down. He's going down. He's going down.

He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's up. He's bringing it in. Oh, God. All right.

So is it. You go now. You got the, you go. Wait, did you take the dolphin? Well, you said dolphin something and then, oh, you said what happened to the bills? Yeah, no, I had, so far I have the, I have the Bengals. And then I have the fucking something. I took another underdog.

Oh, I went with the Packers. Okay. Yeah. No, no, we did that already. And then you betrayed me. Oh, wait. Yeah, that was your last pick. So, Bill, you're still going to make a pick. Oh, so I've got to make a pick. Okay. All right. I love, Andrew, thank you for believing in me that we, the two of us were going to figure that out without you having to come back on.

All right, Paul. So, you know, I fucking, I mentioned the dolphins. The dolphins are minus six. They're at home. This is the tale of two fucking teams down South, Paul. you know what both these teams they're just trying to get through the holidays you know what I mean I think they both accepted their fates and I think the players on both teams know the coaches aren't going to be there next year

so they're playing for their jobs I think the Saints have been believe it or not in more disarray than the dolphins this year the dolphins have kind of shown you know they beat the bills a few weeks ago you know I guess Josh's wife made too many homes

cooked meals that we've pulled. So I'll take the Dolphins minus six at home in beautiful Miami. Okay, I like that. To beat the New Orleans Saints. I hope you like it, Paul. I like that. You know, home, Thanksgiving, they probably are happy. Yeah, I'll take that.

I'll take a compliment where I can get one. Oh, I'll tell you the guy. I was just going to say, how many guys have taken down a woman's empire? And the only guy, and not that he took down a woman's empire, but the only guy, and not that he took down a woman's empire, But the only guy who I felt like, and this is no disrespect, but Tom Arnold, Tom Arnold was one who kind of, you know, he kind of, it was kind of the reverse situation. Yeah, no, but the whole thing forever has been set up that the guy's going to, we, like, you can't put him in the position and then get mad when they play the game. So if men are going to run the business world, if they're going to hold every political office practically, they're going to run every fucking thing. then you're putting them in a position.

Yeah. You know, because things have slowly changed. There's a singer, I won't mention, a couple of them, where their exes were nowhere near as successful as them. And those guys, you know, did everything that, you know, supposedly a gold-digger woman would do. and they took them to the cleaners. Okay.

And they had to pay all kinds of spousal support or whatever. And I remember doing a bit supporting one of the female pop stars where she married this dude. And like it was one of those deals. Nobody knew who this dude was until he married her. Okay, yeah. Yeah. And she had all the hits.

She was going on the road. she was doing the dancing every night in the heels and having you know get fucking massages like she played football on Sunday and he was just sort of tagging along and then when they got divorced he got some insane amount of alimony and child support insane yeah they need I you know that listen bullshit is bullshit Paul it is it is uh I couldn't I couldn't stomach that Like, I couldn't take $500 million if my wife was worth $8 billion. I could, you know, I just, what did you do for it? Don't you feel gross?

I mean, that's how I look at it. That's not so. What did you do, especially an athlete who, you know, dedicated his life and did all those things? Anyway, listen, it's Thanksgiving. All right. I'm going to take the Los Angeles. no, I'm sorry. I'm going to take the Panthers getting 10 at home. They're coming off a bad loss. They're at home. They're getting 10. It's a lot of points. I'm not saying they win the game.

I just going with the 10 points. I need a, Pauli needs a win here. I got to take 10 points at home against a team that's 500. I like that. Polly needs a win. Yeah, you know what it is about this year, Paul, is you don't know who anybody is. Like, I look at all of these teams here and there's nobody, I can definitively, I can't pick two teams that I can say they're going to the Super Bowl. I can't pick the one, like, who is the favorite this year? The Eagles haven't really, they're the defending Super Bowl champions. I, you know, I fucking bet on them and I lose.

They show up. They don't show up. Well, dude, your Patriots are nine wins in a row, man. Like, they're probably- I know, but they immediately made me question it because the second they started winning, they got the easiest schedule in the NFL. So, you know, I'm obviously happy with the record and everything. But, I mean, they can easily lose Monday night to the Giants.

I don't think it's any sort of like foregone conclusion. I just think we have like a better coach. Vrable. I was going to say Vrable is great. But, dude, your quarterback is good, man. Drake May is a good quarterback. No, he is. He is.

Did you imagine if you guys went back to the Super Bowl and won under Vrable, dude? You guys got another one, started it all over again? that'd be nuts, man. All right, what would they say that time? I know, I was just thinking that. I was just thinking that. Like, what would they? You know, what would they?

They had something in their water bottles. It was like, all right. That's what it is. That's what it is. I like the Texans getting four and a half going into Indianapolis. I don't know what's going on there, but I don't think it's the quarterback's fault. they let up fucking 21 points in the fourth fucking quarter that's and and all they're doing

what's the fucking name of the guy Daniel Jones they all they show is him overthrowing people and throwing picks and shit it's just like dude you guys let up 21 fucking points like how is that his fault yeah I mean if anybody said anything bad about Daniel Jones I mean that's just like I don't know what the guy can do you know what I only saw one thing that was doing it and they were probably doing they were probably doing it just to get me to do this like i don't you know i'm really starting to think half where it used to just be all fucking tits and ass to get you to look now it's just they try to hey go fuck yourself what'd you say to me and then you're watching that thing you know so i don't know i just like the texans i like their coach i think uh you know i was

i was impressed with um their last game i actually watched it Paul, you know, what am I? I'm just, I'm a guy in a green fucking basic sweater a day before Thanksgiving. Just, you know, throwing punches in the wind. Dude, I'm with you. You know what I'm going to do? I wasn't going to do this, but I think I'm going to do it.

I'm just going to, wow. Why is the, see, I need Jake here. I don't know why the commander's line is, why are the commanders only a six and a half point dogs? Dude, if this was a movie, we would cut him on the plane talking to a dime just going like, I'll tell you why the commanders are getting six and a gosh. Oh, God.

Like some Ocean's 11 edit. Bill, we got to take him out. You know what we got to do? When I come out there, me, we just got to take him out on the town and just fucking go out with him and do great shit with him. And, you know, I know you're not drinking, but, you know, we just go into a bar. You get a soda, me, and him do a shot. We walk out.

We go somewhere with him. I just want to hang with Jake one night. It'd be hilarious. I mean, guys got a great football mind, Paul. Hey, you know what's funny? I haven't drank in so long. I just realized it's been another year. My anniversary went by.

Seven years, Paul. Wow. Not a fucking drop. Wow, dude. Some of my best drunk nights were with you. We had some good ones. We had some good ones, dude. We had some good ones.

You know, I really am upset that I don't. I don't know where that fucking, that fucking shirtless photo, blurry photo of you in front of the Alamo. I, dude, we got to find that. That thing was fucking, dude, you look like you just escaped Alcatraz. He was like, yo, yo, he goes, the Alamo. And he runs over and he goes, take a picture. And you just took your shirt off.

You just went, you know, he did this weird thing. And I caught you in the middle. You know, it was like a flip phone. It was that long ago. So it couldn't handle how fast your head was moving. No, you said it looked like it would be. the greatest horror movie poster ever. 100%.

You look like George the animal steel. I got to admit, when I was looking at the photo, it kind of made me like unsettled. Like, you know, someday if you just fucking just took out a whole fucking train station of people, I'd be like, I'm not going to lie to you. There was a photo I took that, you know, that was doing to make my blood run cold.

That was a great. one. We had some really good ones. Another good one was when we went to Alabama, LSU, when you parked in front of people's houses because they let you park there for like a fee of 20 bucks. Me and you had some cans of

we were drinking cans of beer in their front yard, in the car, just before, and then we started walking and we saw people throwing a football. And it was just those moments. But, uh, but hey. That LSU thing, I mean, but it's also embarrassing you. I was so fucking hammered.

I couldn't light my cigar. I couldn't get my fucking. You know, it's better you got seven years. Yeah, no, don't do. There was a lot of, like, waking up going, oh, my God, did I say this? Did I do this? Yeah, that's long gone, Pauley. Yeah, you don't need that.

I don't know. I'm either going to take for my last game. I'm either going to take the Bears getting seven because they've been doing good for me, or I'm going to take the Broncos minus six and a half. I'm going to take the bears getting seven against the Eagles in Philadelphia. I think that the, I know that's going against my homecoming theory. It really goes against it. But you know what?

The bears are fighters. And if the Cowboys just did that to the Eagles, maybe there's a little, maybe there's a little thing going on with the Eagles. I like the seven points. I'm going to take the bears. I'm not going to lie to you. I kind of like that game, too, the same way you did. Yep. Those are, that's my fourth and final.

Oh, is that it? Andrew, we got ours? yeah that's it yeah so now now we got to do oh we got to do the monday night special and it's your patriots and giants dude yeah i would have taken the path pass if i didn't the half a point all right here we go you ready yep all right let the monday night special win some money for you let that monday night special win some money on thanksgiving all right uh thanksgiving weekend sort of Dude, when I used to have a hot doctor, the guy used to always take my fucking cholesterol

like the Monday after Thanksgiving weekend. It's like, what are you doing? Yeah. I might as well be driving trucks for Amazon right now. I'll come back in a month. We'll see what happens. Let's say you put you on Lipitor. Do you know, that what I should do?

You know, Megan, add another fucking wing to my house. Fuck up your kidneys. Dude, I can't believe you just said that because I was telling Andrew, something happened. I'll tell you off the air. but yeah that's wild that you just said that because yeah dude i went one time after like a booze night a couple booze nights and he's like oh your liver man

your liver enzymes and i'm like yeah i just got back from fucking greece dude it's like what i just got back from vacation you know what fucking you know i got to reschedule this you know there used to guys when i was growing up don't you know don't bring your car to a mechanic they're going to find something it's it's a money-making business It's so fucked up, Paul, that all you are, all you are, Paul is something to make money off of in that toxic, like, dude, these corporate cunts, dude, these fucking, dude, they are heartless. They are fucking heartless. And they got all of us yelling at each other, looking at immigrants, looking at Mexicans, looking at this, dude, it's fucking them. It's them. It's them, dude. about the Campbell Soup guy?

What happened? They found his remains in a soup can because he wouldn't sell to fucking chef boyardee? No, it was like a leaked call or something where he I don't know, they've said it's absurd, this is not true, but supposedly

he was on a leak call, say the recording said that that the soup is for fucking poor people and that its chicken comes from a 3D printer and who buys this? I don't buy this. And then did he get killed or no? Did he die? No, that's the chat GPT guy.

Okay. Well, what happened to the chat GPT guy? Google it, Bill, Google. So do you know what's fucking insane? is, other than this fucking camera zooming in, is I forever was talking conspiracy theory, it was called a nut. I leave this shit alone. The second I get

off the internet, now everybody's going like, hey, dude, you see what happened down to Venezuela? Those mercenaries, kidnapped those Venezuelan soldiers, and we're going to attack a U.S. ship to start a war down there. Yeah, dude. You don't know what the fuck.

And, like, I got to tell you, the other day I watched news, I watched this thing, France 24. And dude, the news that people are watching, I'm not saying it's not all fucking, you know, massaged here. It looked like the old news. It was just some woman just saying, and today in Germany. And like, blah, blah, blah, blah, da da da da da da.

And like, I'm so used to this performative horseshit that goes on here. I mean, dude, these fucking guys on like CNN and Fox, they're standing on these sets, like the way they do on ESPN, like breaking down a fucking game. And it's just like talking about. got the marker. Yeah, talking about you. We need movement.

We need movement. And they keep cutting, you know, instead of a football passing, they just toss a clipboard. Yeah, no, it's really a, it's an insane time. But I think it's too much information and it's given by unqualified people. Dude, like, I saw like a legitimate, I don't want to mention names, but I saw like a legitimate podcast. We're like, and there was literally a dude on there just going like, yeah, dude, there's like six types of aliens. There's these types that have the longer necks. There's these types that have this. There's this and they're among us. And if you look at the eyes,

and I'm just going like, what, dude? Like what? Fucking what? Like what? What happened to just unsightly people? You don't know what to believe anymore, man. Like I, you know? And then you say somebody did you see what they're like yeah that's fake dude that's a i and then you feel like an asshole and i'm like i don't even i'm not even to talk about it anymore i was going to watch football that's real that happened sports happened yeah there's another ai right now paul the best a i that i have found because it's totally it's for the most part harmless is this guy is doing on youtube he just does ai price is right and he just has bob barker saying all this wild shit. He did this one, this woman. She's in contestant row and she wins. And with

AI, he had her dive over. Oh, I saw that. And she does like a cartwheel and then does the worm and then fucking runs into them. And then they go to play like a game. I mean, in the fucking game, what I love about the game, some of them, they actually sound like a game that they would call. Like he said, when I get, all right, today we're playing gobble the novel, right? that. I saw that. I was alone in a hotel room screaming, laughing watching it. And then he has one, though, dude.

He has one that is the darkest fucking joke. I'll, you know, this is oh my God. Do you see the one where he started hitting her? He started punching her and threw her through one of the games? What about when he has Mr. Rogers come on? And they start fist fighting?

It's fucking, it's like, this is what you do AI for. You don't do it to try to ruin your country or take somebody down. I mean, I guess he's, like, it doesn't make me look at Bob Barker and different. All right, Paul, we've talked too much. The timer just went off. Let's pick a game here. All right. Giants Patriots, Paul. We got, you know, our hearts are in this thing. It's seven and a half. I don't like the half a point. I'm not going to lie to you. I don't like the half a point. I think it's going to be a close game. I don't know, man. This one is just, I could see, it depends if the Giants quit, but I don't know.

It's like you said, we have an interim coach. They could be playing for jobs. Would you fire a coordinator or your head coach? Both. The head coach two weeks ago, coordinator this week. As Judas Priest would say, the heads are going to roll. Giants are making some room in a closet, Bill. It's plenty of cap space.

Spring cleaning came early and the Giants locked the room. I mean, I think you go Giants, Paul. I don't like that half a point. Yeah, the Giants have been having double-digit fucking fourth quarter leagues every fourth quarter leads every fucking game and they blew it. All right, we could take the Giants and then you want to take Drake made to throw one and Jackson Dart to throw on. Both quarterbacks to throw on Giants with the points. and you know what I love last week I missed the game but just rooting for like

either kicker to kick like that's like the most fun bet I've ever had it's so fun you're like how long is it how long is it like it's the best and then it was just like they're going for it fuck that's the one thing that I will say

I said it on a I think I said it on I did an Instagram live I've seen enough now with Dan Campbell to know, and we talked about it. The guy went for fourth and three, five times in a game, and he didn't get it all five times, and he could not help himself, which tells me if the

Lions get into an NFC championship game again, like they did against the 49ers, and it's going to be a 38-yard chip shot, but fourth and two, Bill, you know Dan Campbell, he's just built for it, dude. You know what somebody should do? They should put Dan Campbell

on Joe Pesci's head in casino when he's talking about that fucking guy, about I'm going to beat the shit out of you, and then I'm going to go to jail. And when I got out of jail, you know what I'm going to come back over here and I'm going to beat the shit out of you again. You know why? Because I'm fucked up.

They just have him going. No, he goes because I'm stupid. He goes, I don't give a fuck about you. No, hey, guys, if you're a Detroit fan, three of you guys, three boys in Detroit. Get your boys, sit opposite the bench of the Lions and just hold a big sign that says, don't do it, Dan, I'm fourth down.

That's what you do. Just hold up a big sign. It's okay to put. punts. Please, Dan. Just keep putting different ones up. Not now.

You know, you get, take the points. Kicking is part of the game. They don't see it that way, dude. So look, and I got no. Your punter is on suicide watch. He's on the bench.

I mean, I don't even know who I am anymore. I mean, if I'm not kicking footballs for this team, what am I putting a uniform on? Yeah, I, I, look. And then fans go at me.

That's how I know the tide is turning, because I went on Twitter or X. And I go, take the points. And they're like, no, Paul, but in this situation, I understand that. And I'm just like, all right. All right. First, Paul, they're taking 79 three-pointers tonight in the NBA between the two teams. Whatever the fuck they're doing. Like, the game evolves.

And if you don't evolve with it, you just become the angry guy flapping his wings. screaming and yelling and nobody cares. And then they don't have the decency to get your generation right. They would say, okay, boomer to you. No, dude, I'm becoming that. I never thought I would. I'm in my mid-40s, whatever, almost, wow, shit.

I guess next year you could say, I don't know what you say when you're my age, but I'll tell you, I'm like the making fun of my kids' music. I'm that guy. The music sucks. You guys didn't have the hip-hop and the shit that we had. I'm like, what are you dressing? and like that for i mean i'm i'm becoming you know listen it's happening i consider four five six mid

seven eight nine late and then zero through three early like early early whatever you're in 20s like 20 to 23 is early 20s 24 25 26 is mid 27 28 29 is late i think you're hanging on to mid 40s paul yeah i'm hanging on oh did i hung on to 39 to the last year. I remember you telling me hanging on to that. Oh, 39. I was like this. I was like Tom Cruise holding on to that bomber plane. Look at your favorite Tom Cruise

on that bomber plane? Which, by the way, that- My daughter watches those Ninja Warrior things and when people are like hanging on and their arms start shaking when they're on one of those things and they end up just finally letting go and drop it into the water. Yeah. Okay, buddy.

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