Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Adam Rowe: British Kid

Episode Date: January 13, 2022

Watch the AYG Special: https://youtu.be/jStGYCXXHXA Adam Rowe joins the pod for a hot one. Thanks for listening. Love youse guys.  2022 Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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podcaster he is the host of the amazing podcast have a word but the big question everybody's mind today is he garbage i believe he hails from livapool i mean this could be the shoalcest episode that's where smokestacks are invented give it up for adam row everybody thanks for having us here boys uh yeah any of your british listeners or anyone from america who spends any time in the place like they've had my accent immediately and they've gone this we can just shut this down now i wanted to wrap it up that's like the boston accent i presume yeah i wanted to ask you that no i you know i'm an actor oh god theoretically so i he's not a director relaxed now i should i should know this but what is the difference but there's multiple accents in england

yeah there's the there's the there's the nice sounding one yeah q grant and then there's this yeah yeah what's you grant and then you yeah so what happened was so every time i come here every time i speak to any comic they're always like oh you are you are ish you scottish i that's all we get because what happened was ireland sent a lot of people over to england and the first port you hit is liverpool so a load of irish guys fucked our great-grandmothers yeah we did and a couple of hundred years later you end up with me that's the difference yeah i thought it was like the like it does have a more of like a brogy sound like cockney is did you speak is that what it is is a cockney no that's like barney will be in rubble or you know cockney cockney's london cockney is

london trash cockney is london garbage cockney is like idris elba before he came over here okay really and spruced himself so why does Hugh grant talk the way he does is it because he's more refined i think his agents told him it'll be beneficial he's really scared of himself yeah i think he's doing you're going to america they think we all sound like this you need to really lean into that yeah yeah yeah damn all right that's funny yeah i was curious about that we should know it there's so many like we so the city right next to liverpool is manchester and everyone thinks their accent's very different it's not manchester's just slower so liverpool's like you know right it's quite sharp manchester sounds like a stone scouter it's like you're right

it's just it's the same it's just slower but people in like the hierarchy in england they all have the heroes uh they all they have like that like the high british yeah yeah but like you've got to understand are they all lying they're so far removed from what i am yeah exactly you're like talking about the queen he's a dock worker it comes from dock workers that'd be like i mean you're talking about i want to ask anyone to say thank you we're not the same species like it's not even it's it's not even apples and oranges it's it's apples and t-bone steaks it's it's it's such a different thing all right give us the scoop what's what's what's the full adam row backstory how'd you grow up

where'd you grow up i grow up on a council estate in in liverpool so a council estate is i would say a ghetto okay okay like okay it's just people who look and sound like me okay and i had one little brother is it government it's like government housing yeah okay yeah so it's all terrorist houses hit the jackpot here boys i don't know you were coming in like when's your flight back we're going to need a couple episodes i think she was throwing rocks at cops at age nine i like it this is how shit my street was right every house on my street had an extension built on the back and that extension was the bathroom because what clearly happened was they built the entire estate and was like we forgot to put the fucking toilets in really damn yeah so

we're talking like billy elliott hardcore billy elliott is perfect so billy elliott is new castle which is essentially like it's a twin town in liverpool they're the same place there's just a slightly different accent that's it that's fucking hard but then the same thing like billy elliott's dad could be my dad and if i wasn't a comic i'd be ballet dancing this close i want to get who i want to get who um what did your mom and dad do so my mom drank so did mine professionally and my dad was a painter okay like a house painter yeah so he was and occasionally he'd get a job with a firm and that would be a corporate job and he'd paint like a shop and center but then a couple of months later he was back painting houses

and my mom my mom in years before i was born so before i was born she was a care worker for like people who had special needs okay and then she cleaned it up she got injured in a hospital operation and she got nerve damage in her leg and then she did nothing but then she worked in a fruit and veg shop but didn't tell anyone officially that was happening oh so like off the yeah yeah still collecting i like it yeah for her i like that and then i would work in there at christmas time when people bought more vegetables because that's where i'm from people bought more vegetables around christmas because it was like it's the holidays sprouts that's we we strict for the cucumbers around christmas we were just talking about this if you

ever work with your family where they don't know the company where they don't own the company that's a tough look i was in the back i wasn't allowed to be seen if you and your mom are unloading boxes together that's a bad look oh it's wasting that i was like taking lunch together so i was like 11 12 years old oh Jesus Christ what the fuck would you grow up in the 20s what the fuck i think i was washing i was washing dishes at 12 i was probably 12 was my first job one day a week though like a saturday two shifts in the back room my mom would be peeling and chopping up carrots and sweet and turn up and i would bag it like we were basically doing really low-level drug dealing like she was cutting i was bagging and i was like your shirts off yeah yeah they don't trust you

but i had to be in the back because obviously if anyone walks last we've seen a child working there sure then the the fruit shop would get shut down really can't have that damn that's fucking hardcore any of your younger brother yeah all right gee what was school like it was okay i went to an all boys catholic high school did you now you guys have to pay for those over there are they free no no they're all free they're free yeah so you did the uniform and everything yeah so we that yeah and so it is like billy ellie we had an all boys catholic high school and then there was a a path which is about 12 yards long and then on the other side of that path was an all girls catholic high school right and what they they were like well we can't

have boys and girls mixing together a teenage because they'll all be fucking each other so what they did was they they starved us of that attention that made it worse and then at 3 pm every day released us all on two streets at once yeah yeah and that path seen some finger and like down the years plenty of it i'm listening where was this path that exactly he dropped a pin in that on google maps and on the path is a nunnery like there's a nuns convent on the path wow man we are in it all right yeah um what did a vacation look like growing up was the one so uh my vacation is a so i went on one a broad vacation when i was four but it wasn't with me mum and dad it was with an auntie and uncle

going on someone else's vacation the fresh like the fresh prince of liverpool yeah my auntie got with a guy and he already had a son got with a guy that's that's that's not falling in love got with a guy did they live in the same same community that you guys lived in and not far from maybe like four or five miles away same kind of housing though yeah and why were you guys in the government housing your dad just wasn't making enough yeah it's just that's very common in in working class parts of england okay is just even people people buy them so you get government housing and if you live in them for like 10 years plus you have like the right to buy it okay so there's a lot of like former council estates

in in the northwest of england for example that used to be entirely government-owned and now they've gone right you're poor but now you're okay and you buy it you're a little little bit more do you have to be doing really really well to have like a a single standing house over there the size of houses that people who are doing well over here get compared to what we get is insane really for the price like that the housing market as far as i'm aware in the u.s is so much better than in the uk really like a three bedroom house in liver pill in a nice area you're looking at 400 000 pounds pounds ain't nothing to play with either that's heavy yeah i just got caught up in those euros and liver pills cheap yeah like london prices London's

like worse than it's like worse than new york yeah yeah i know comics who live in so i i i still rent my house at the minute and it's it's as cheap as you can so i i've got a three bedroom house with a garage and it's that's where you live now you yeah all right so me and sam live in a three bedroom house nice damn you got a three bedroom house yeah shout out the patreon on that shout out so but it's i love this local working class boy makes good that's this show patreon is the life-changing medicine website dude we literally i mean we devote episodes to sam yam and jack auntie the two developers of patreon the two founders of it stanford grads yeah good kids tell you that right now good i that that house costs costs me 600 pounds a month

like there's comics i know living in like a six bedroom house share in london paying treble after a room for the room yeah and there's no benefit to it well that's yeah that's good there's there's no benefit to living in london like london is two hours away on the train so when my age when i signed with my age is a few years ago he's like do you want to move to london and i was like no and he's like oh well what if i need you here and i was like are you ever gonna get me a tv job with more than with less than two hours notice that's just not listen the cameras rolling you gotta get here i'll be there don't worry we'll figure it out they want you to play spider-man but you gotta be here in 15 minutes i told you you should have moved are your parents still in

the same place so as i say my mom drank and she doesn't drink anymore and that's not because she stopped she passed away she passed away okay the ale took her and my dad lived what the fuck is that a dog no i've never built a butcher jesus christ i've never heard it said that way that just shook me to the core oh my this kid's fucking hard as nails jesus christ it's cold as ice over here oh man that's like something a sailor would say i know again dock worker shit the ale took me mother and the fever took me brother jesus the ale took her but you know what's that's what they say about wolves in alaska they was taken by wolves you know what's so fucked up on what you're their big i am when you

said ale i was like i could go for an IPA right yeah i bet yeah i was like oh that's yeah he it sounded refreshing which is a ale took her and i know the answer to that bit is garbage so i live one and a half blocks away essentially from my dad but you got your own spot yeah you're killing me but i live so close got you which i think like in my opinion that if this was a british podcast and i was sat hosting the are you garbage british version are you rubbish yeah are you are you a piece of shit it'd be cool that living that close to your parents after you've moved out is oh no that's for sure garbage here as well yeah yeah yeah that's totally i like it though especially if you have kids and stuff like that it's very cozy now yeah well the the idea for me

is like you want i think you want to be close enough to your parents that you can go around whenever you want but far enough away that they can't come around without asking you first yeah and that's getting like that because uh pop show up it's it no it's not that it's you know we do live too close but he's got bad legs so it's actually hard for him even though he'll tell even those two streets that's hard for him to do now so i i i have to go and pick him up in my car because i never heard that medical term bad legs what exactly is that she's got to set a bad out there bad legs i saw the doctor told him we don't know what's going on but this is wrong i've never pulled this is supposed to he got bad legs i don't know fucked up

damn so what's his situation now he's still he's still painting and working hang on you know he's long past that so uh when me mum died when the ale took her he sort of took the baton and now he likes a drink as well man he's he's like you know she will not have died in vain yes i will i will carry the family name on man like a novel or something like an angel as ashes i'm just gonna ask you if you had a garage fridge but i guess not no do we have a fridge in the garage now do you have a garage now yeah but it doesn't work it doesn't function out you couldn't put a car in it it just filled with shit yeah that's most that's most garages i have a cupboard that leaks that's what the garage is it's a cupboard that leaks it like you can't put a car in it

it's it's stuff that i put i put stuff in there that i'm like i will take that to the tip and then i don't yeah what's the tip like the the dump yeah it's a good one tip i like is the refrigerator in your house do you have a full-size one or do you have one of those little child's refrigerators like you guys know i i have a full-size so it's a fridge on top college boy what's up it's a fridge on top freezer down the box that's classy so it's open up and then there's trays nice yeah yeah that's real classy dishwasher no my ex-girlfriend took that and i've never replaced it i'm sorry what she took the dishwasher so when i broke up with my ex i was like look it's pretty spiteful yeah for the listener his current girlfriend is sitting on the gas she's holding the washing machine

yeah i'm taking the stove Jesus Christ well these guys don't play over there when i when i broke up with me ex it was me doing the breaking up and i wanted to be like a nice guy so i was like look this isn't working anymore we need i was like it's not a fucking game show you don't give her a household appliance i didn't tell i didn't want it to take that what i said was take a couple records and some pain take as long as you need i was like i'm gonna go and stay in my cousin's house for like a week you figure out what you need to figure out and then we'll source it out and when i got back she'd already left all the copper's gone no windows what all the wiring out of the house here's here's a follow

question what kind of dishwasher can you take out like that okay so this is probably trash you do you i i know i know what you're talking about desktop one so like it goes up desktop it's not a computer yeah it's a desktop dishwasher it's about it's about the size of this stereo you've got here it's like a microwave yeah it's a microwave you can wash one dish holy fuck dude oh man that's fucking awesome now i get why you're asking about the the fridge you thought it was going to be like a three-quarters i've seen those the europeans go smaller on a lot of the household appliance super common is a small fridge yeah wow yeah what kind of car are you driving over there i've got a kia sportage nice yeah my man i'm a kia man myself look at that yeah i'm trying not to be anymore

i got two years left on this lease i'm no longer the kia man gibby's hemmed up i got an email from the car dealer that i bought it off the other day going do you want to upgrade that like you could probably upgrade it like now and i'm like yeah i think i think four so it's me birthday next week and as a present to myself i think i'm gonna upgrade the car that's great yeah love that do you have to get another key or can you get something else no i can get sort of it's a it's a multi so it's a brand deal at least it no it's not quite a lease it's a sort of finance deal where they're like we'll sort of pay off the rest of it with the part of the finance for your next car gotcha they're probably looking for the used car yeah these cars are yeah because

everybody's looking for used cars now yeah i want to range over but apparently they're not good but sees the sees the fucking liver pull me did it so does kip mind i i want to have the next the gold that's very british the gold car yeah but i wish they break down a lot especially here you're fucked because all it's all it's you know it's imported yeah so apparently also i can't afford one that's what that's what that on record patreon.com and help we can yeah they're not they're not good over long distances apparently which is fucking annoying because they're called range rovers like that's what it should be good at but apparently they're really great in a city driving but like if you try and take it on the motorway for too long it'll just it wants a break i'm out

is the key automatic or is it a stick ship it's a stick everything's there yeah they're rocking over there i like it how i want i want automata that's gonna be the the next car will be awesome awesome i want an awesome awesome yeah it's a run on diesel does it yeah it does yeah you guys are still on diesel europeans are crazy dude it's so much cheaper it is it's really it's cheaper i don't care about the environment he's burning two engines let's go i just want to get from here to there in the least amounts of money possible diesel kip let's talk about hello fresh hello fresh hello we love them man loving them hello fresh boys and gals pre-portioned saves you time delicious meals right to your door so my girl still talks about the shrimp

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adorable okay like he fucks up he's like I fucked up again you're like yeah yeah yeah yeah you're looking at two of them yeah come and stay come and stay in my house for two weeks until dad lets you go back he still lives with me dad that's awesome okay that's good and that's really good for both of them sure they've both got someone there exactly to drink with i'm telling you man i have to battle you guys can say what you want but if i had my way i'd love to have my parents fucking the two blocks down really yeah he has there's only two friends in the world my best friends i love you guys i'm watching right now hey buddy um sports growing up yeah what'd you play football just soccer right uh yeah football and we'd play rounders as well

which is essentially british baseball we don't really have baseball in the u k so we'd play a game we call rounders which is essentially you throw me the ball i hit it and i try and do a lap of the field before you get the ball back it's baseball okay all right rounders um i wouldn't play rugby i've never been interested in it i love the nfl now really yeah i love watching it we're going to the next game today really yes that's right we're going to watch the basketball in a bit um do you have a favorite in nfl team do you follow have you picked one a few years ago when i was trying to get into the nfl someone said to me just pick a team i thought it like trying out for a team i was trying to get you know what are they trying to be a wide receiver i called the

raiders and never called me back i've only had moved to london god i would have got it um yeah the nfl's making a big push in london or in england playing a couple games over there i think the if the pandemic hadn't hit when it did i think in the by 2025 there might be the the jaguars might be a london based team really i think that's gonna be rethought now because getting teams over here for the games would be too problematic but i i don't follow i tried to follow a team and i've tried so much to do it so a few years ago i made a man who's into it he was like just pick a team doesn't matter who because if they're shitting out they'll be good in four years and whatever so i picked the eagles because i was because i was watching it's always sunny at the time like

while i was having the conversation that was on the tv and i was like well i'll pick them and then you're not gonna like this but someone said oh eagles fans are all cunts do not be an eagles fan totally agree couldn't agree more your friend steered you're right yeah and then i went to one of the london games a couple years ago i went to the rams vs the bengals so i was like well i'll just pick one of these teams to follow so i picked the rams okay but then i just i'm such a big Liverpool fan like it affects my mood if we lose i'm in a mood for a couple of days if we win i feel great for a few days and i just couldn't find a way to have that emotion yeah that's that's about an american team yeah well it's like boring you like so i just try and enjoy the game now

i'll watch every game i don't care who wins i just want the games to be good if someone's losing i want them to win yeah they're in the same way with sports like that yeah that i'm not fully into big Liverpool fan yeah been a lot of games as many as i can any soccer riots in your history no i don't really get the idea to fight and over a team of a sport like no brawls no green street hooligan type thing going on never never killed a guy after a match i nearly got it i nearly got beaten up when we played a team called leads so it was a cup game maybe 10 years ago maybe a little bit longer and we just won and we were the the stadium is in leads there's quite a bit of a walk back to the away fans carpark where the coaches are to take you home and we got about

100 yards from the carpark and i'm with two of my friends we were like 18 19 and one of them goes i'm never coming back to leads it's such a shit old a dump sounds like a rough part of town there was about 40 guys that we just hadn't seen or heard 30 yards behind us and they were like i just picture them tipped on behind you oh right you're not coming back here again and they wanted to kill us and we were so lucky because they were the lead that wait wait football in the uk they're crazy you're crazy about it they are but there's there's sort of like a rule where you only fight with people who want to fight about it be a gentleman about it so they'll they'll arrange meet ups like green street they will arrange we meet here often your club and we fight this is still going

on yeah and we'd sort of happened to be in that firing line so we were very very lucky that there happened to be another 50 live appeal fans who heard what was going on and we managed to get away and then they all had the fight they all wanted really but we were seconds away from being beaten to it and then Jesus sounds like a nice little Saturday what's the carpark situation why do you gotta take a bus there it's a couple of hours away does every you don't say no so you can drive if you want you could drive you want to too but it's sort of like it's part of the experience of going to an away game is getting on the coach with 50 other live appeal fans and you all get drunk and yeah the party starts like yeah at fucking seven in the morning yeah yeah and fully

at those games like the the home team and the way team have different entrances at the opposite dude i've seen the videos it's fucking crazy yeah you'll occasionally like so like in Liverpool there's another team called everton and occasionally at a live appeal everton game you'll see like two or three live appeal shits in the everton end because they've gone like there's there's brothers who would support different teams sure yeah so occasionally you'll get it at a very local derby but it's very rare it's fucking hardcore yeah it is hardcore i don't understand how it goes on out here when there's like an nfl game and there's literally oh you will just sit whenever your ticket is well i don't know how people don't die every week i mean they're they get they get

pretty stupid sometimes but it's like it's three on three or one on one it's not fucking 80 on 80 in the middle of the fucking game hi for the halftime show no one sets the stadium on fire that's crazy pretty cool though starts out on those smoke grenades um growing up yeah your mom cook yeah she did yeah specialties jack and coke vodka daiko oh there is a drinker but she was thin was that it was at her drink vodka daiko holy yeah she'd do a bottle a day i can only 70 cl of vodka today holy damn yeah what uh what's your dad drink now uh whiskey like scotch whiskey and full fat coke what's that coke coke what'd you call it oh fuck fat coke full

you're fat fully that's fucking fantastic give me a fat coke that's awesome i'm so what you cook because me and t-bone were talking about this on the way in yeah about the cuisine especially around breakfast the beans thing came up in the car okay what's the beans thing they have beans at breakfast yeah but we you've got to keep it separate from the egg he got very defensive he's gonna fucking hate you it's gonna be like a liverpool match in here beans are great as long as they don't touch the egg you need to keep the beans in their own lower is that a you rule it it's it's a commonly accepted rule that is too often broken i won't stand for it yeah like if i go to a breakfast place and they don't separate the

beans from everything else the beans are coming a little posh right right if they don't do that the tip gets cut in half immediately it's like you don't know what you're doing this is wrong this is against the rules uh-huh yeah so i breakfast yeah me mum would do a good what would it be classic what's so two fried eggs uh-huh four pieces of bacon uh-huh two sausages a couple of hash browns as much toast as you can fit in the toast there that's all right that's fucking sweet beans in a pot and beans coffee or tea um i drink tea in the house and coffee when i'm out and that's always been the case so if i might have drank tea my whole life that's pretty classic there's something so refined even from this dirt bag of going home and being like cup of tea please

like i just go there's something in your roots where you are classic a little it's really nice too because i'm trying to switch over because the coffee's been giving me bad anxiety like later on in the day it's not your parents it's the coffee but we had tea a lot what you know growing up you know a little tea a little sugar yeah you know a little milk real nice yeah so what do you do english breakfast what do you do english breakfast tea up until about three years ago i would have two heat spoons of sugar and milk yeah yeah but now i don't have sugar yeah i've stopped the sugar i don't have sugar in me coffee either that and a couple slices of toast ain't too shabby so when you're sicky wiki bacon on toast i i don't think there's a i've said this before i don't think there's

a food in the world for any part of a meal that isn't improved by bacon though totally like a cheese cake is best with bacon what's crazy is you're 100 right i was gonna say they've really pushed the envelope in the last 10 years putting bacon on sweets they do it on donuts over here's a big yeah yeah because it's like the sweet and salty salty and sweet yeah i got so pissed about that because i never remember i don't remember discovering like even like uh if you get like chocolate with a little sea salt on it kippy likes that it's fucking phenomenal yeah why the fuck weren't we doing that the whole time i just found out about this like two weeks ago it's crazy i think it's because putting salt on chocolate is just so insane like it's great but it's so it oh it

absolutely works but chocolate is so bad for you already and obviously i eat as much as i possibly have time for but it is so bad for you already that i think maybe years ago someone went and i'm gonna put salt on that in some moment whoa whoa whoa let's wait a couple of hundred years this kid's bonkers what are you doing uh talking food are you a brown sauce guy oh it depends brown sauce with bacon what's brown sauce yeah what are you sneaking at it what are you gonna listen you've but you've been there you've been there before i get it this guy is a fucking fishing chips once all the sudden he's fucking you don't know what brown sauce is no hp sauce yeah oh yeah it's hp sauce i've got to be honest with you i said there's a couple different kinds of them

right yeah different like flavors they're all just brown sauce flavor mm-hmm they're slightly green bottle or red bottle so the the there's a fruity one that's the green bottle yes that's what you're thinking of just don't touch that okay don't give that to like don't don't give that to give it a lead that's what you give it to it's more of a leads thing um but yeah hp sauce is the original brown sauce and then there's loads of different brands that now do their own brown sauce and i got really incredulous then with you guys like you don't know what brown sauce is but to be honest with you neither do i we have something similar it's called hind's 57 sauce right which is very similar to it that's is that not tomato sauce no they make no it had it they do have a

vert like i think it's called hind's 57 sauce it is it is and it's like a brand it is like a it is like that brown sauce because we use the one restaurant i used to work at we had hp ish toe t-bones pulling your card right now mine yeah not really oh god i mean is it brown is it a sauce it's fucking qualified fucking winston church all the pictures look at it's red what hind's i'm saying that it tastes the same i've tasted both of them they're both similar i think that was like our attempt at hp sauce brown sauce with bacon red sauce with sausage in the morning that's my real yeah that's pretty good so if i have a sausage on toast you do those blood sausages blood sausages yeah they're cooked what no they're like right like blood sausage

right what you don't know what that is no i do i just wanted to leave you maybe oh that's what you mean yeah black pudding fried pigs blood pigs blood and rice or whatever they put in there it's just fried it's it's he said fried pigs blood and i didn't know what i meant when i said blood sausage oh you mean fried pigs blood because it looks more like a it's a hockey puck yeah rather than a what's the what's the sausage on toast that would just be normal sausage yeah like links yeah you put it on make a sandwich yeah sausage sandwich there you go man you don't fucking tell me twice i like what is have you never had a sausage sandwich no not just sausage and hp sauce wow i didn't grow up on the docks i don't know what

i had a fucking bacon egg and cheese like a gentleman yeah yeah the us it's a bit yeah to not have to have your breakfast sandwich would have egg and cheese on that's early day that wasn't breakfast every day for you growing up like it's going to go on cereal cereal yeah cornflakes milk cornflakes yeah that's normal and then on a weekend sunday saturday saturday you get that yeah all right sunday before the roast dinner okay before the light the roast yeah the roast it would be a roast always every sunday a roast yeah so like she'd make like a a joint of beef and roast potatoes vegetables was that good was she she could cook yeah a specialty i think you asked me before okay um sage and onion stuffed pork ribs okay so she would get a rack of pork ribs

fill it with sage onion stuff and roll it and roast it for like 10 hours huh and just sounds pretty classy to me i'm not gonna lie to you and the breakfast on paper you would think but it sounds nice mm-hmm plus the tea i don't know it's kids all right no he's not sure trash don't let a pot roast fool you all right this is what happens he gets food on the mind he goes ah these are all right no no no no we would also on the food thing i can i suppose the trashiest thing i would eat on maybe once every two week basis share you know she knows what i'm about to say she would chop up a red onion spread it around a plate it's a bad start cover it in cheese okay melt it in the microwave and

then i would just eat the cheese and onion off the plate that's not that bad it's not man it's what are you talking about and mix the i'm not saying you're not gonna like it sure you're the but it's trashy i mean i could microwave raw fucking onions and cheese if you had like some chips or like a piece of bread or something yeah but i didn't he didn't you're you're you're describing nachos yeah nachos aren't good he's eating raw vegetables and cheese well mix orleys does that the bar here in new york they put cheese and onions out yeah sure that's all yeah i'm trying there's also some guy puking in the corner so it's a little i mean kip what do you know about babel babel babel i would say the bebel bebel yeah because i speak a

little french you do and i'll tell you what what i could have used babel i you were hand up over there it's very nice you want to learn a new language easy the simplest way to do it absolutely fantastic yes babel is uh at the top of the list when it comes to uh learning a new language with an app that sold over 10 million subscriptions a lot of people doing this they know what they're doing over there they know what they're doing it's 15 minute lessons that make a perfect way to learn a new language on the go other language learning apps use ai for their lessons and plans but babel lessons were created by over a hundred language experts i've used it when i was trying to learn german and talk to my wife yeah i don't like that ai you don't want it i used other ones they had me

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today it was like taking it for a walk let the budgie out for its walk i would have never pegged you as a bird is the budgie the name of the bird or the kind of bird that it is that's the kind of bed it was called the name of the bed was sparks that was his name um and it was yet the breed of bed is a budgie and here's the awful thing about sounds trashy dude it does sounds like you just grabbed a pigeon outside yeah so i came back from school one day i think i was like five years old right and me mum goes to me um got some really bad news sparks has flew away right and she goes but he must have wanted to say goodbye to her because he he's he's come back and left this feather on the doorstep and she gave me this feather and i treasured this feather the years i was like sparks

flew away but brought me back this and i remember i was about 16 years old so you look at 11 12 years later and you believe it that whole time yeah until 16 until this moment right so i'm in the house with like me two best friends and we're just talking i mean mum by this point is full blown drinker she's on it like the second half of the vodka and diaco and we're talking about um me beard with me and me two best mates and they're like what happened and i was like yeah he flew away flew away and he flew he flew back and he left me a feather and they were like you're a fucking idiot that did not happen and i went mum didn't sparks fly away and come back in this feather and she went no she took a sip of her drink i went what happened was sparks pulled all of

his own feathers out and killed himself and that's just the story we told you so you didn't cry oh my god did the bird really kill itself the bird killed itself the i had a suicidal but yeah that's crazy dude what dude i've never heard of a pet committing suicide yeah the long way to pulling out its feathers not even flying into a wall he took his time pick a hot bath with a cold razor or something we Jesus Christ holy shit dude the the wit i mean to believe that to be like come back from school the birds hanging in the game swinging back and sparks was here i also had a rabbit that shits itself to death i had a rabbit that was it couldn't ship properly and the shit was clogging up its asshole and then indoor outdoor

rabbit was an indoor rabbit yeah well people have like a pen out you keep like a pen outside wait it was indoor yeah it was indoor fucking just a rabbit because i've only ever seen them went down doors not with these we're talking about the rosie i couldn't sleep in the house i wouldn't like that at all it smells like a pet store yeah she went on your face while you're sleeping oh my god we thought dogs cats we had we had a dog for a little bit so he got into drugs i was gonna say how'd he get it got in with the bookies bet the house on liverpool they didn't cover got shanked down at the wharf we had to give the dog away because it was destroying the house because it was this was at

the time me mum worked in the fruit shop so we'd be at school all day me dad the moment that it splits open yeah the dog was in the house on its own it was just destroying everything because we were leaving too long in its own so we had to give it away oh Jesus Christ dude no pet one of those things i know man it's like a house of harness for pets can't hear the rabbit talking to the dog you hear about sparks i'm just gonna shit myself i'm gonna squeeze my asshole together really tight i'm gonna act crazy till they get rid of me dog's walking around talking to himself holy fuck man damn that is something else let's talk about now a little bit okay trying to class it up a little bit you pee in the shower

yeah okay do you brush your teeth in the shower no okay are you like stonestly against it no i'm not against it i just don't i sometimes will brush me teeth while i'm shitting yikes that's not good but why will you be shitting and then decide to brush your teeth or be brushing your teeth like i gotta shit that one okay that's a little more of an emergency i'll give you that and i have definitely got ibs yeah i got doctors never told me but it would be a short conversation yeah irritable bowel syndrome yeah i gotta tell yeah it's bad sometimes i have it's like the fuse is lit and it's like i gotta get to wherever i gotta get too quick i eat kfc i can literally set a 47 minute timer specifically 47 minutes and i'm gonna yeah it's all right is

that your go-to fast food over there no what you go to chinese takeaway chinese take like is is more i will eat that like twice a week sometimes really yeah huh mcdonald's burger king yeah burger king not so much okay burger king i think is so far it's yeah that's the that's the bottom i would go mcdonald's and kfc sort of on a level and then kfc is right down the bottom okay yeah kfc is like expensive service station so if i've done if i've been performing a few hours away from home on the way home i'll stop to get like petrol for the car mm-hmm and petrol that's good that's gotta give him a point for that yeah said petrol so he's a negative 99 i think he can do it in the next 15 minutes gang for your brush your teeth in the shower never

i do when i'm taking a dump i just feel like i'm saving time brushing my teeth while i'm dumb i'm like no it's not good man that's not good otherwise it's just time you knock it in back you might still combine it i mean i get that i mean you just god damn it yeah your schedule can't be that tight old school um do you know how to tie a tie yeah okay yeah that's the everyday for school okay okay that makes sense do you uh right now if you had to you got a suit at the house you can throw on yeah multiple ones yeah i've got one with me oh one with me what could go out to a nice dinner yeah we're going fine dining on sunday we're doing suit i i don't know where we're going okay but they specifically say on the website the gentleman has to wear uh a dinner jacket and uh they would

prefer a suit and tie okay nice pretty good all right pretty good travel with the suit yeah i see on instagram negative 98 you're you're pretty put together all right yeah fashion wise was that always the case or now that you started making a couple of bucks you're like i can afford my dress significantly better towards the end of my 20s sure hundred percent and that's a combination of having a bit more money and also just realizing what a uh idiots i used to dress of course of course i used to wear t-shirts that would say like sex drugs and rock and roll oh my god in fact one of them said 99 again one of them said sex drugs and sausage rolls one of them said drink triple C double act single i used to gig in that t-shirt oh my god that's a bad

not any novelty t-shirt is not good no do you wear pajamas no like proper pajamas no i will wear the t-shirts i've had on all day oh my underwear and sliders that's my pajamas oh you don't sleep with the sliders on do you no i sleep just in the underwear okay just in the underwear do you put the sliders you mean they're um slippers do you have those right next to the bed yeah so you do you put those on when you get up most of the time that's pretty good that's all right i gotta get on like yeah yeah but it's a Liverpool house is broken glass you're stepping on a dead bunny if you didn't all the rabbit shit all the rabbit shit and bird feathers everywhere are you with shoes off in the house no and i think anyone who is that that proud about their

house i don't want to be in your house i don't disagree with it new york's a little different because new york is a very dirty city so like your apartment you kind of got to because there's like bum shit everywhere but yeah but if i turn up at any of my friends house like especially if they still live at home and they're like they're like mom wants the shoes off i'm like that's just our way outside yeah and then we'll go because this is just fucking with all adults really you won't even go over going over someone's house i don't like taking my shoes off yeah yeah like i'm not walking around my feeling you lose your power a little bit oh i'll take it turns it you turn into a child again yeah take the shoes off i'll take me shoes off in the house like your house yeah once

i'm settled yeah yeah i'll often take me socks off and put me sliders on that was a great sense take me socks off and put me sliders yeah uh okay all right uh do you hang your t-shirts or do you fold them i fold my t-shirt okay all right i hang my shirt yeah got that okay what's the cable situation at the house uh tv channel wise what do you got got everything including the sports but not the movies because there's enough movies on netflix and okay is it satellite or is it cable it's cable will you sky or something isn't the virgin media brandon company wow that guy shabby it's good i need good internet for like i got i upgraded to the maximum internet in the first covid lockdown because i needed it to do my podcast okay and i can't not have the sports

channels because live bill but i don't pay for the hd channels i've just got the standard oh my god no hd no i've got hd like on some of them but the sport channels they charge you like an extra 80 pounds a month for it to be hd so i'm like i'll just watch it and stand the definition i'm used to watching it on some foreign stream on my laptop with some arabic guys shouting about the game so i'm quite happy for it to just be like 720p on the tv every game looks like the 86 world cup at the hotel you're in now will you use that well or any hotel will use the safe yes really i just use the safe first time i mean you were i mean yeah you were free put our passports in there passports in the safe laptop in the safe cash in the safe really

dang you're rolling around that thick there's like $500 like i'm not leaving it in the hotel room when there's a safe there why would i not put it in i'm already using it like i'm already like why would i if i'm putting the laptop and the passport why would i leave the cash on the table yeah that makes sense i just realized everything's cheaper over here for him for him yeah that's awesome it's like when we go to like taiwan or whatever you know what i mean i don't know why that's gotta be a good feeling everything's cheaper it's not really like what you mean by everything's cheaper like it's also in york yeah like nine dollars i've been paying for beers he's pissed it's not liver that's not if he was coming from london it'd be that's not

fucking normal by the way nine dollars for for a three for a 12 ounce beer like that in liver pill that's four pounds which is like three dollars but i noticed if i spent 160 bucks over there it would it would be they would take two on different account who is were you guys on the euro they're on the pound they've always been on they never switched over that was the thing we're not switching over and the pound always stayed stronger than the euro what until brexit and then it went through the floor yeah that's pretty bold though i like that yeah tough kids you used to get two dollars for a pound like when i was a kid i always knew that you would get two dollars for every pound you spend you don't get it's about one to one now roughly you're slightly slightly more so i think

we when we went we went to a restaurant called frank for dinner the night we arrived and it was 140 dollars for the meal and the drinks and that was about 105 pounds okay all right yeah yeah that's too far off yeah i like all right um are you currently in a fight or a beef argument with a neighbor is there someone where you're like fuck you terry everything you know we're like it's not spoken uh-huh it's more of a cold war but there's it yeah there's this oh actually there's there's two silent ones yeah there's two silent ones so the next door neighbor guy passively from war no never going to rush in the in the winter this kid's like chamberlain the next door guy will passive aggressively like move my bins to where he wants them to be oh i don't like that i'm on

your side i fucking freak out don't touch my shit yeah no i mean i i will have left the bins out four days longer than that i'm with the neighbor on this one that's very good there's a house over the way from us and the the people who've just moved in the house been empty since i've moved in they've started using mine and sam's parking spots but they're not like officially ours but they're fucking ours like they are ours it's a very filly thing yeah this is a yeah that's my spot and like i'm coming back and you're in it or like they block me in like so the way it is there's blocking in that's that's nuts there's there's space for eight cars right it's just like a big patch that is has been come to use a car park for the people on our street sure and the everybody

parks in the same place has been parking in the same places yeah and the so the four in front can't get out if anyone's behind them so what happens is my girlfriend will park here and i will park right behind her because then i can go and let her go or if i'm asleep she can go and take the key and let herself out and whatever but i've started parking like there and they will park behind me and block me in oh fuck that yeah you gotta say something yeah we've sort of been like you do know that they're ours and they're like oh well wait they're so they're they've just bought the house so they're decorating it they're doing it up uh so they're like leaving it there they're like oh we're only gonna be five minutes we'll eventually park on our park it's just easier

for now and it's like yeah but it's not easier because every time you do it we have to get you to move it yeah exactly yeah fuck that what's the other beef he's moving me pins yeah moving your pins that's right he's moving me pins i forgot i got really petty a while back as well so they they were doing housework at like eight o'clock in the morning like banging and nailing and all that sort of and drilling and like i'm a comma i'm sometimes not until three o'clock in the morning of course and i was like so annoyed so i wait because they've got young kids as well i waited till i knew the kids were being bad and i blasted the hammock and soundtrack as loud as i could for the entire thing i don't mind that you gotta get back at keeping it classy though i like

it yeah bro like you make noise while i was asleep now i'm gonna make noise while you want to be the kids in the middle can you play chess yes are you any good like would you consider yourself okay like decent yeah i can play yeah okay it's pretty good all right i was in the chess club at school oh really yeah big reader you read no i've made a new year's resolution to try and read one book every two weeks and if i read two books two weeks yeah you're not gonna do it no buddy no how many all right so it's currently the first week of january how much have you read i've brought a book with me dude i have a book that i've been taking on vacation with me for like two years i've never

fucking opened it once yeah i bought this book two years ago and i've never got around to opening it crazy what's the book Malcolm Gladwell outliers oh i just uh i just uh did that yeah i did an audio version is it we're freeing not really uh you're looking for it out well kippy said it's not that good to begin with so yeah it's all right do the audiobooks i won't i won't do an audio book i've been doing them either i've been doing them in the car it's all right see i might be able to do that if i was it i could maybe do it in the car that's the only time i put a podcast on i haven't got the attention span to sit and listen to something if i've got anything else going on yeah it needs to be visual for me as well but obviously if i'm driving you can't have like a fucking film on my

all right um have you ever bought the floor model of like an appliance or a tv what's the floor the floor model would be like your electronic store and you're like it's got a couple of things i'll take this one like don't give me one in a box give me this one oh no okay no no no no people do that because it'll be like 50 you know 50 bucks less for the tv i know people that have done that with sneakers and ones fade it the other ones not barbecue sauce on it and shit so in a i will ask for discounts if they try and give me that one of course that's i will like this is yours you'd be like well yeah you gotta knock yeah yeah so if they're like oh the there's only one side one in your size left it's the display is that okay i'm like no unless

you knock did knock 20 bucks off yeah yeah you see that you fish no i did once when i was a kid ever fish off a bridge no all right pretty good any instruments hanging on the wall at your house no um no my dad once put a guitar on the wall and no one in the house plays it i don't know where he got it from i don't know why he has it but i came home this is when i live with him i was like was there guitar on the wall and his answer was sometimes people have guitars on the wall that is the trashiest thing i've ever heard because it's usually somebody showing off that they play guitar so your dad to put a guitar on the wall and nobody in the family plays it that is fucking legendary no one's even ever took a guitar lesson was it acoustic or electric it was acoustic and

this is the worst bit there was no strings on it oh i knew you were gonna say that i knew you were gonna say that so stringless acoustic guitar hung on the wall man and his explanation was sometimes people have guitars on the wall where was uh your any extended family living around you cousins or anything like that the ants were not too the and the guy she was okay so that was those guys oh yeah what about the ant we don't really talk about that i don't think we ever got to the vacation to be honest with you we can go to that i just went out they she met a guy he had a son she didn't so i was taken sort of as her son so that his son had someone to play with on the holiday when they wanted to fucking do yeah are they still together yeah and now they've got two kids of their

own ah okay there you go love stories so to answer what you just asked where not that ant but where i grew up so on my street was me me mom and me dad the next street was me dad's sister her husband and her four kids the next street up was his other sister and her four kids three from a previous relationship and the one from the guy she lived in the house with and my grandad lived around the corner as well man you're not coming back from that you guys are like ticks yeah i don't care how much tea you're drinking you're not coming back from that do you guys all get together holidays and all that kind of stuff everybody's together no we get together when one of us gets married or does okay is there any like parent beef swear like and whoever doesn't talk to uncle Steve or

whatever again it's all very silent so it's never so my dad that my dad with his sisters is sort of like i don't like her for this reason but if they see each other they're like sure sure sure okay all right that's very british i would think right yeah passive aggressive yeah behind your back we see we see it as polite like don't tell someone you hate them hate them yeah and never let them know because that that would be rude get a lot of that stuff it down deep inside um any runaways in the family runaways is in they ran away and left um so two of my dad's brothers uncles sort of seen how shit the family was and was like we're gonna pretend they they don't really belong to us yeah we're over here now really nice areas and then as they've got an

older they've sort of had regret and tried to reconnect okay yeah so not quite runaways but some people are trying to create a little space yeah someone's trying to you know they're locking their bedroom door that's a good one that's my brother did that for a long time that's weird what the fuck um do you have a go-to karaoke song no do you do karaoke yeah i will just i'll just go with whatever i feel like on the ninth how often are you doing it a year once all right a year once once is enough i don't think i've done it in the past year okay but i think maybe the year before was twice so i don't get carry i just don't get that's brutal it's just fun not for me it's yeah i just don't understand it i mean it's not fun for anyone else in the room

exactly that's only fun for the person on stage like oh because you always everyone thinks they can sing better than they can i that's not me i don't think i know i can't but the karaoke machines think is they're always at a key you're not singing in the the original key that the song's in so you sound like an idiot steven tyler fucking relax i'm just saying jesus christ at a key it's a karaoke bar i don't know the sound guy is over there who's producing this trash you stink um i think i'm i mean i think i got all the uh i think i got all the evidence i need to render a verdict here i got two from patreon uh guys so as you know when you sign up for patreon we'll answer your garbage question on the air it's just the best way to do it uh this is from

double penetration haven't had one read yet have you ever left a comment on an internet porn video no but but i do sometimes one too yeah yeah for sure like hey jump to four minutes and 15 seconds or something good stuff start with somebody lose the intro will you i'm more like christis isn't like shoddy camera where yeah suck that guy i caught myself i i can see the boom guy i caught myself reading a month like i like in my head i was like i was like reading like tweets or something i was like i'm like what the fuck am i doing you gotta be some kind of creep uh-huh man oh man best one i've ever seen was this guy's dog shit and fucking also written by tomsman it was a home video too um all right this one's from vaughn is anyone in

your family named tammy no okay no that's an american name oh is it really yeah there's no tommys do you have any answer uncles that you call that have nicknames that's not their real name any cookies or jojo's so my uncle richard is called pedro okay why let's go no one knows him in the guitar uh that's bad my uncle bennett's called barney but i think that's quite a common short enough bennett okay yeah barney's good i like that barney's nice yeah barney's all right barney's a good guy but yeah pedro is just pedro to everyone that's so weird he did something fucked up before you kids were born i'll tell you that right now sex tourism or something killed a spanish guy stole his identity uh i have a quick one sure so you're our first

english guest yeah is there anything for like future guests second we had bisping on oh true that was before my time michael bisping shout out uh is there anything that that sets you off where you're like that's trash that that we should keep our eye out for for future guests is there like any sort of english habit that that is instantaneous like tip for you like this guy's piece of shit i think 90 of his life story yeah anything that his brother's ever done you heard about the bird right dude i still imagine you at 16 be like ma tell him what happened i know that i know that feeling of your two boys being like what i thought she was gonna say that he died and just didn't want to tell you but man to go into detail

pick this feathers out one by one um wearing a football top soccer shirt a soccer shirt okay when you're not playing it yeah so wearing a football top to the pub sure same trash really yeah you weren't in the games we were a little pool journey i won't wear it to the game it's a weird thing with live appeal fans though it's sort of like what do you do the scarf or the other other i'll maybe wear a scarf but i won't wear a live appeal top it's sort of like i can't really explain it it's sort of like it's not i think it's insane anytime we're in a jersey yeah but i mean people over here will do them to like a wedding yeah like the people in like the midwest and stuff because they that's like the most expensive item

of clothing they own and it has buttons on like if it's a baseball jersey it'll have like buttons on it so they're like well i tried a nyx jersey on before just because i was like let's see what this looks like sure and it looked and this is the right word ridiculous anybody wearing jerseys if you were designing the opposite of a basketball player in a lab it looks like this it's just a jersey and two shoes sticking out yeah it looked ridiculous i'm surprised at that that was a good question tibon i'm surprised at that wearing a soccer shirt to a bar's trash yeah huh because it's uh it's big here like if you're going to you're saying to go to even to watch the game or go like if you're watching at the pub the american

kids are walking around and at any time to wear for me yeah anyone wearing a shirt is try it when they're not playing the game for me is like what the fuck are you doing yeah like if i play so i play five aside football i've been on then i'll just you know ten of us go for the game i'll wear it then yeah you're playing yeah there was just uh the eagles just played uh the the washington and when the quarterback was leaving there was a bunch of eagles fans on a railing and they leaned over to say hi to him and they fell one of the guys was wearing an eagles jersey and a helmet i got a helmet paid off dude i shit you not he was wearing a fucking jersey and the helmet was too big you can't be sitting in the stands and shoulder pads it had that's a tough look it had

to be a little kid i hope it was a little kid oh buddy adam row hundred percent trash but what a good fucking time man love you fantastic such a good one uh you gotta think out you want the folks out there to know uh lay it on him podcast is called have a word it's uh it's fun to me and another co-host who's a comic and we have guests on every week uh and i've got a special on youtube called club comma which is in that 40 minute of stand up that i put out last year fantastic buddy thank you so much for coming in happy birthday happy birthday joy new york both of you guys kippy what do you got for him uh same check out our special on youtube uh our live show dates uh are on sale now go get them uh links link will be in the description parents what was

your co-host's name again don nightingale yeah shout out to dan uh t-bone we love you buddy um peace peace