Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Adult Magazines w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: December 7, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW TOUR DATES: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Promo Code: Garbage Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Displate: https://www.displate.com Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

gang the last chance to see the RU garbage live show is upon us to mix a stand-up comedy plus you play the little a YG with the crowd yeah the last shows of the year are December 14th in Washington DC at the Howard theater get the homies get the buzzers let's see you there then we're doing two ones already sold out in Philadelphia to film or limited tickets left for the second show at the film where that will So let's get those tickets on party maybe scoop. Scoop them up, lovies. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Gobbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast.

This is R U Garbage. Oh yeah! So at Little Show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah! Or to just a big old piece of trash. Ah, Sura. I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're in the back here in Antotys and the new edition.

Uh-huh. She's upstairs making a list and checking it twice. Okay. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call in the business. A family episode. Yeah. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies

give it up for Mr. Soup and Salad himself. Kevin James, never ordered a soup. Endor a salad, kick rocks with that. I'm a Sammy man. You're crazy. We're gonna get into it What's up everybody? Thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you're right with you subscribe on iTunes full video Available and YouTube as you know those numbers are true to our can I say this about iTunes what go over there and hit the Drop a review. Let's let's let's bump those numbers. It's just the block of it is jumping

It's jump jump and it's jumping. I tunes was you know I'm dead get hit it everywhere full army garbage Plank them download multiple accounts Spotify other stuff The guy using charge doesn't know anything. I really died tunes and stop I apologize. I'd digress It's okay, because I'm gonna get into the fucking turkey of it here. You know anything about the greatest website ever invented? Would that be patreon.com, so I show you garbage.

Yeah, it's a party over there. You go over there and you can get I-eons, eons, that's the new word, eons of bonus, but that thing. I mean, it's been banging for what, two and a half years now, we're doing two episodes a week, you get all of them, they're all the back content, you know what, you get all the bonus videos. I mean, it's been banging for what two and a half years now. We're doing two episodes a week. You get all of them. They're all the back content. You get all the bonus videos that we did. And then also head over there to www.rugarbages.com. Get your tickets for the DC show coming up at the Howard theater.

I'm actually watching a bunch of doing theaters. And then we got two shows. One's already sold out at the Fillmore in Philadelphia. That's a big room, so get those tickies, because there's only about maybe a hundred left, and that's gonna sell out. Scoop a tee or a zippo style lighter. That's also very low, and we're getting ready for a new merch draw. Woo!

Shh! Tell your friends, are you garbage bikini wear? Ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, get patty ready for a summer. It can be AYG. Come on! What are we doing? Gang, having a nice quick shout out to our producer extra to near the old magic man Works the ones the twos the threes into fours he crosses the tees and he dots the eyes He's off the sauce, but he's always on point give it up for t-bone Mcscruff and that's helping me pretty good

What's up, dude? I just means he shoots heroin Kid likes a needle dude Dude, us selling. Cut that. Us selling offseason merch is so perfect. It's always in this camp when you buy it offseason. Yeah, we had mentioned, I think, I don't know where we had mentioned it. We talked about the koozies that we had made.

And how that fly, how we were to like 25,000. There was only about a hundred people. It's new to the ship. Thought everybody was going to buy 250. We got to bring those back. So many people were clamoring for, for the coosies. Yeah, we're doing, we're doing bikinis in the winter. We're doing parkas in the summer.

Yeah, we're flippant. That's how a dirt bag gets a deal. I think the best season, the best thing to do with the coosies, whatever city we're going to be in. Uh, drop them from a helicopter. Yeah. Stop them. Hey, why g fucking just drop it. And I've been jammed up with that a lot. You're reminded me of that, um, how department stores change the clothing every season. I've gotten jammed up with that,. Just a little late in the summer, they got the fall shit out, there's no more shorts left,

or vice versa, just real bad, especially a DXL. Man, I don't know what timetable they're working on, but they are cut throat. Don't rip a pair of shorts out of your hand when you're trying them on at the fault collection. There's day got a thermometer, it drops below 60. Give them to me. I don't understand how places don't have that.

We were getting ready to go somewhere on the cruiser. So I need a couple new sets of trunks. You're a new, yeah, if you're in a city, you would think that, you know, you can, you can get a pair of trunks. Yeah. I mean, there's indoor poles being, you know, people do saw in this the whole nine yards.

You can always get a pair of, pair of, I'd baiting suit a target. Tell you that. I went to Marshall's to try to get the figure and they got something. There ain't no seasons there. Quit bragging. Okay. For the front of the fashion.

Well, I tried to go to like certain places and they didn't have them. You know what I mean? Like, it was only the winter stuff. And then I figured there's got to be a pair of basketball shorts or something laying around. Old pair of champions or adidas. Nothing. Yeah. Got me swimming in PJs. I'm all set with by bathing suit for a while Yeah, I love it. Yeah. Oh the red one. Yeah

It's almost it's almost there which I didn't mention this. I here we go I forgot about thank you for bringing that up talk about You know the big man's got some trash tendencies obviously We were this was weeks ago, we were in a hotel, I wanna say it was the truiter something. I was there having breakfast in the hotel lobby. Lobby's a loose term by myself, right? And about, I don't know, let's call it on the other side of the lobby, about 35 yards, right? I see a lot of, I feel a presence

enter from, from, from my flank. A cold chill of a cold chill. By a squad of stormtroopers. A cold chill of anxiety ran down my spine. I heard the loud splashings of an untoweled suit. Yeah. So he's just out of the pool, just fresh soaked out of the pool. No shoes, no shirt, no problem for the big man.

He's just ruining the vibe of this breakfast look at this semester in Pontiac Michigan. Gentlemen. I think I walked by. You looked at me. I was like, Kevin. I was like, hey, like, hey, it was like a deer. I was like, whoa, I, you know, just, no, and I, well, it was kind of funny

because I could only see the top of them because like there was like a breakfast bar. I did the stair thing for you. I did the fake walk-out. I did it. And then I was like, I might have, I'm like, I got about two G's and he ain't wearing no shoes.

And then I see his feet, his fucking teradactyl claws and feet. I'm not bringing my, uh, crocs with me. That's extra space in the luggage. Bear wet feet, making sure that you pick up all the gun along the way. Bear wet feet. No, sure.

You think I'm worried about lobby dirt. No, but I think that there is is, I had a, hey, you're big, you're bold, you're bold. I tried off very well. And I sure wouldn't have killed you. Then I would then it would have been another wet piece of clothing in my bag. And I, hey, listen. I had to use the ice bag to put my shorts in till we got to the next year being be with a dryer.

Listen, I'm not. Which didn't work. I, I understand. They, yeah, sometimes when you, I was in my room. I get out of his way. Man, I think it was rattling all night. But dude, I mean, that take, that's a bold,

I think anybody topless, guy or girl walking through breakfast, like walking through a continental breakfast, is a tough one. They had to pull open. No one else was walking, I do, I sat there for two hours. That's because they weren't getting after it. I got up early and did my laps Did my best you have 20 minutes. I understand this is a thing you're gonna put your foot down

You have to come out of your bed. You're just singing mining songs I tell you my butterflies. All right. I don't know if it was the pool or what but I was really coming out of that thing You have to concede something that's a lot a gentlemen of your stats are walking wet through family-seeding breakfast. That's a lot. Towel over the shoulder? Towel over the shoulder, I'll give him that.

That's all right. What? It's like, I think it was no... It was the middle of November in Michigan, dude. What are we talking about? That's not all right. He's set the scene for a good time, man. I'm doing this thing.

Twist and shout. Pulse warm. Listen, I'm back there grilling. Obviously, we weren't at a- Just getting buns. We were back. We weren't at a four seasons. I'll give you that. I stepped outside for five minutes to get the cold. It felt good. It was almost like a cold plunge. Were you smoking? No now not after my laps I Don't believe that I didn't bring myself. I didn't my heater with me. Oh, you didn't have any heaters I remember that my this guy knocking on my door. I get a heater. I'll be over in text to me I get a heater I'll be over in 30 seconds. You want to have one? I don't like being right next to you

Yeah, oh no here you scratching around over there I can hear you coughing and Sounds like the fucking Jeepers creepers to come through my curtains. I don't like it. I want to be on separate separate wings, dude You got a lot of balls. What do you mean? I didn't I didn't trash you for that. I just here on the, you gotta let them know all those stiffs are in there doing their business, your business breakfasts and shit like that. You're ruining deals, you're not even a part of.

People are getting turned off. Don't do it, lady. You're drinking hot apple cider and donuts, bringing in the cold air. Here comes Uncle Hank. Fucking treatin' like it's the goddamn poop deck out of here Listen I I I except you in love you for who you are. It's a very you thing and I'm not not judge I just wanted to bring it to a bridge bring it to the other few more months bring it to the what it'll be Slide enough your seat eating your bacon egg and cheese and that what they threw down that bacon egg

It wasn't eggs. It wasn't bacon. I'm pretty sure it wasn't cheese But man, they threw a garlic aoleon that thing, that blew your dick. This chemical burger is great. Yeah. Anyway, that's neither here nor there. This is what we call a family episode, as I mentioned in the beginning in this program.

Uh-huh. Not disparage my physique. I wasn't disparaging your physique. It was more the behavior. I don't, I- You lucky I gave you a peak. I'm potty. I've seen too much of it.

All right. I've just, I got a real peak. I got a real, I got a real, you see a full frontal? No. No, I turn around.

Oh, man. Yeah, I had to grab some of that. He was in the shower. I had to grab something out of the bathroom. Classic bit. So it was, it was a, a lion's toe tub. What are they called? Something like that. Lions call. So when the curtain went all the way around. So he comes

in. He comes in. He's like, Hey, you know, I got to get my toothbrush or brush my teeth. I'm like, Oh, come on in. The curtains drawn. But I left the back open and the sink was right behind her. So when he walked in, looked at her right. He saw a cheek meat. It's shocking. The small amount. You think so. Yeah. Well, I there's a there's a theory Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Little baby slit. Yeah. Frankie flat butt over here. That would be your mob name. Yeah, good. So it's like, oh, Frankie flat butt. Looks like it was in a vice or something. Yeah, it's all smushed in.

Yeah. I had nice cheeks though. I got to start wearing tighter jeans. Show it off a little bit. Are you sure? I'm going to have a milkshake. Anyway, family episode as you know gang when you sign up for the old patreon, you can have a question read on the air with Me and

What Kevin oh Really not a good other my skin All right, this one's from team Stevens long time 10 dollar home He never had one read when organizing the apps on your phone is it garbage to include the lottery apps with your personal banking and title it personal finance. Hey, you're staying on top of it. I respect that. Mine are all over the place. And I swore to God some of them disappear. I don't know what happened to one of them. It's not anywhere. It's not I scroll over

it's not anywhere, but then when I search it, it comes up. You probably throw it in a folder somewhere. I don't think so. I look through all those. Weird. Freaks me out. Yeah.

I'm ruined. I'm the kind of guy, I have a shh, I have a shit ton of apps that like, what happens when they offload it or something? It's like I have to download the app to use it. And they offload it. What's that all about? What does that mean?

You have a little... I'm looking at you, the guy is in charge of all the equipment. You have an older iPhone, so I would assume that your memory is, they're like saving memory by pulling some of the apps off and then bringing them back. Yeah. There's like three apps I use. I gotta just come on, I want to fucking clean slate and all that shit off Yeah, I got a lot of them when you need to start downloading them again. Yeah, I got bozo. Yeah, I have one

Worship app that's pretty good. It's a game. You're like it. You're like a like a Navy ship and you go around Pretty cool Sounds it sounds riveting Jesus some of those free games are actually pretty sweet So they're trying to get you to spend money, but I don't Budgets cut my defense budget cut I Remember when I send in my boys out there when I salute them all Gentlemen do your best It's pretty cool. You get to be a helicopter and fly around when we first moved up here

You he moved up six months before me and then I was getting here and you're like, I'm wrong, you know the city. You know, I was there waiting for you, scumbag. What? Yeah, win. The day that you got here, I met you on 23rd Street, four hours late. No, you didn't.

Yes, you, I did. I met you on, because I was in a movie. I think I was watching Superman Returns, if that makes sense. You did not meet me. I didn't meet you on 23rd Street today, I moved here. Yes, she did. I don't know what to tell you, that's not the case.

I don't think you moved here in 1986. What does Superman Returns come out? The 80s. No, no, no. No, one with Brandon Roth. Give it a goog. 2013 that dropped, I wanna say. In the summer of 2013.

Oh, 2006. That's a cartoon. No. The return of Superman. It doesn't matter. This whole thing never happened. I don't know what to tell you. I never saw the film. Never even been to New York City. What? What are you going to say? You, uh, I remember you. It was very, uh, far as gum showing up in Vietnam with, uh, Lieutenant Dan, like, he was saying, everything's about your feet,

how your socks keep your feet clean, can make sure they don't get wet, but you were like, what kind of games you got on your phone? I'm like, why? You're like, those subway rides get long and low. You gotta be able to play games. I downloaded like some match brick,

breaker type bootleg game that, that man got me through a lot of Stoltrain right 3 a.m. Yeah fucking snoozing on the train. That's good. Oh man. All right, let's see here. I didn't know there was a lottery app. I think some sir yeah, obviously I got about rolling the dice on that. What? Getting into the lottery a little bit more. I can't I got that gambling problem they talk about Yeah, I just keep chasing and then the fact you could do it at every gas station I get that some problem when I get scratchers. It's like I like it there like the action there Yeah, but another guy doing it. Yeah, just chew it up a little bit Yeah, but another guy doing it. Yeah, just chew it up a little bit

Yeah, the access to it's too easy for me with all the with all the road trips we take I do a lot of I bet a lot on football on the road and then it categorizes it by state and it looks like I am the Biggest angel. I'm just driving around the get it. Yeah, putting it all the lion's I like to do it at the stadium. Like to have boots on the ground when I lose my money. I'm up. See how the quarterbacks feeling. All right, this one's from Tyler. Are you garbage if every new person you meet,

you point out what celebrity they look like? I know you look like that all the time. Yeah, all the time. Because a lot of times it's most of the times it ain't great. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's everywhere there's like a Brad Pitt looking like walking around. You know, you look like Brendan Frazier now. You're like, oh, man, he still looks good.

Yeah, he's doing good. Yeah, he looks better than he did. He had a rough. That was a fat suit for the world. Not in the whale. There was a, he had the some sort of some sort of stuff. Sorry, you look good in that. Young kid.

No ass though. Fucking flat ass over here. Yeah, I get, I don't think I get anybody anymore. Well now I don't think, now you get online, is there? I used to think you look like somebody. I couldn't remember. I tell you Bruce Willis, sorry. You're best friend? I tell you Bruce Willis best friend I tell you Bruce will now I tell you Bruce will

this month's months and a lot of keep your keep yourself this D my uh no I got a college I would get Michael Bouble when he dropped like high school or college I was thinner obviously temple school for the blind. Michael Boo play. You get what I was younger and thinner. When I was a literal different person, that's what I would get for multiple people this one. You weren't thin in college. You were a poor child.

No, college, I was a sophomore year. Sophomore year I was thin. I was real poor and had a real bad drinking March to May. I was killing it. I wasn't always. Well, once I moved back home to Denise's for the summer. Sure.

Ordered back up. Yeah. Get them pub wings in me. It's not like that, but man, when I was living on five bucks a day and half an hour had to go to a fucking hurricane 40. A Michael Boobley. Yeah, I'm just telling you what, listen,

I'm just telling you what I got. Reaching. This isn't me. It's not like I brought this up. You know what I'm gonna, I'm trying to push this narrative that I'll be a you what I got. Reaching. This isn't me. It's not like I brought this up. You know what I'm gonna, I'm trying to push this narrative that I'll be like a boobly. Toby, who would you get?

Oh, I get, my things all stink. It's all hair base. It's all Blake Anderson. Some up it. I would assume. The fly in tomato. Oh, that's a pretty good one. I don't even like eyes and everything.

That's not bad. Sean White, Mr. Sean White. Hi, bad. And then every now and again, it's always a drunk. Even like eyes and everything, that's not bad. Sean White, Mr. Sean White. Hi, bad. And then every now and again, it's always a drunk lady and they'll be like, yeah, I'm a little dicky and then I push him out of flight of stairs. That's, you kinda do. You kinda got, he's all right.

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Man, no, so, do it ever. Would you show up? I was a story of the hurricane. Hey, what were you, then what 40s were you banging with? Cobra. Oh, be like this.

Kind of devils juices that. Yeah, the thing with the Cobra. The ice kind of devils juices that. Yeah, the thing with the Cobra was, once you opened it, you had three minutes before it went flat. And the bottom of a 40, hence is. Ooh, it was never cold. Swill, swill. Yeah, really had to shake it up. Had a power through that.

Shake it up like a nest quick. Yikes. Hurricanes, old E and Colt 45, which wasn't bad. We did uh, Hurricanes, uh, first freshman year we got introduced to steel reserves, which claimed they had extra gravity. They are. And we called ourselves, they had like poppy seeds in them. And we called ourselves astronauts, dude, we would fucking just sit there and get fucking

wasted. Yeah, those things are tough. Uh, they ourselves astronauts, dude. We would fucking just sit there and get fucking waste it all. Yeah, those things are tough. Uh, they're all not good. None of them are good. And then Eric, we moved to hurricanes because hurricanes were 250 a pop. So five bucks lights out. It's go to a party like a Kagerie, five bucks for a cop. There you're fucking your 10 bucks in on the night and you're blank.

Now, let me tell you, you your game is to leave that part. You are creeping people out. Stand leaning on a wall smoking inside. It's looking for her. It should be hurricane. That's good creep. Hurricane gets creep on. All right, this one's from Skylar.

Is it garbage if three of the meals you cook best are from the Marble Miles country cookbook? Shout out to the Texas Bison chili. I didn't know there was one. Oh, yeah. There's a Marble cookbook. Well, they shot, you can't have any of that stuff anymore, but it was all of the Marble Miles.

It was the cookbook, the raft, the school bag, the sleep bag. I remember the cookbook. What was that recipe? The Tyson bite Texas bison chili Probably alright. Yeah, that sounds delicious. Yeah, it was very like I mean obviously the more it was a Bison meat I assume Buffalo yeah, but I'm sure they're putting you can any kind of ground ground chuck in there Please, I used to work at made venison chili. It was really good. I don't know if I've ever had Venison.

It's good. I, yeah, I can't do it. It's too weird to me. Too old years. This Marbrow Miles cookbook is sick. It's gotta be. It's called Morning Fires and Evening Lights, the Marbrow Country Cookbook.

Man, I'm telling you. It's only 10 bucks on eBay. Uh, Toby, get my credit card. I'll a little bash at the back up. Bang. And three cigarette butts. This casserole is mostly filters. A punch of ash. I know it's I know it's because that you can't smoke inside anymore.

But the art of putting a cigarette out in a plate of food is really lost. I don't know. Obviously, I remember we were a smoking section family, a cousin or an uncle or might have been my dad putting out a cigarette in like a straight, dipi egg in like an over easy egg. And just the smell and the look of that was horrifying. Yeah, no. We used to do a ketchup splattered everywhere.

Dude, I used to read that Marble Miles book. I mean, like it was the Kitty City Christmas catalog edition. I would flip through that and I would count my men fall muffins. I would look good I would put my miles in stacks of hundreds and I had my dad go to my dad was smoked my dad smoked reds My stepmom smoked light one hundreds So I'd collect them and then he would go to work and every I mean construction company in the 90s Everybody's cranking heat or sure so they would collect them all for me So I had like

50 people fucking on the street They're earning earned for the bosses boy. That is a weird thing for the bosses kid Usually five bucks some candy and lolly pop marble miles and I would put them I would put them in paper clips. I had them in like stacks like 25 you get those in those weird coms You get at the barber shop ever Ever those, the hand grip ones. Oh, no, those things. I thought they were for pets. I didn't know what those were.

I want to, I want to them. So bad. I just went somewhere. I got my haircut in my local hometown when I was down there visiting the niece, popped in for a, for a, for a duo. Be doing all right job. Because usually they jam.

Yeah. No, they did all right. They did all right. I grew up going there and give you a Skippy cut. No, is usually they jam. Yeah. Now they did. All right. They did. All right. I grew up going there and, uh, give you a skippy cut. No, it's, uh, don't know how to use the scissors. Yeah, it was good. It was all right. Um, those guys always kick of cologne, but they had them there. They had those things there. I'm like, this has to be left over from the 80s.

Who's the who's banging with those? I've never seen anybody use one. Ever. No. We were never seen anybody use one. Mm-hmm. Ever. No. We were never allowed to buy anything at the, like, you know, I would have product and stuff. I think one time. That's always a rip off. That's always the markups.

Great. I think one time we got it for it was like this pop, I think it was only a pomade first dropped. And like, you couldn't get it at like the super fresh of the act. Change my life. Yeah. Like, pomade literally changed. And like you couldn't get it at like the super fresh of the act. Change my life. Yeah. Like pomade literally changed my life. Mm-hmm.

For the better. Sure. Okay. Gotta dig that. Yeah. Lost my first wife because of pomade. Yeah, it's the dude. I was, you don't know what it was like in the 90s.

I do. I do. I do. I would do it. I rock gel. It wasn't until. Jelly school gel and hairspray like rock hard hair. And if you if that dried and you messed with it, you might as well be wearing sheet rock on your head. Yeah. You were dusty. Yeah, dude. We would shave in fourth grade. You up. It was like the straight up, the down and straight like elementary school in a junior high. That was cool. Like the straight

up spiked vert ramp. No, but like this was down and then this elementary school to junior high. That was cool. Like the straight up spiked, vert ramp. No, but like this was down and then this was. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With maybe, I don't know, 14 ounces of depth air gel in there. Yeah, or do there was, I remember this one stuff, Schwartzkopf. I remember it was yellow. That you, you know, yeah, that was the name of it.

I can't hang out. I got Schwartzkopf. Schwartz call Schwartz call storm and Norman after you were rocking Kids have goddamn patreon. I'll pay you know this stuff got to be got to be glued. Oh, that's that's by the brand buddy But it's called yeah, that's stuff that is Styling spiking and it smells like candy Dude, that's concrete. You you gotta wash your hands immediately. Yeah Yeah, I didn't go in anywhere. No, that stuff was already I switch back to that. It's like Bondo

Yeah, yeah, it's like super clear. There's like a time the second it comes out of the bottle There's a timer and you got to act quick You guys ever use that glue that comes in two separate tubes and then mixes in the front That was stuff was for spacious dangerous dangerous See the fumes kick it off that stuff like I shouldn't be touching this now Model glue was bad too. I don't know if you guys remember a model glue. I Love the smell of model glue I don't have no models ever been built anywhere near.

That'll get you ripped. I'll do you off target. That gets you where you need to be. You gotta do that. You gotta use that in an open air environment. Kids, let me tell you that. You never did models? A couple as I got older.

No model of rockets, because I thought that was cool for a second, but they never lived up to what, you know, launching those rockets, but I remember some real, it was like, say after school and you can launch rockets and this guy who didn't work at the school showed up in a lab coat to launch rockets. I was like, buddy, we're next to the swing set. And this thing's, you know, a lab coat. Get at it. My kid, I grew up with his dad was into the little mini airplanes. Like the ones that were like gas powered.

They were like early drones. Sure, but they look like, yeah, those things. Yeah, dude, black smoke coming from. Trying to take me out to the football field and do that with him was like, nah. We did that. I got a helicopter. This was like prime divorce. My dad was really, really fucking pulling out all the stops to win that. Yeah, chopper was it big?

No, it's probably like this big or whatever. That's pretty cool. No, it's like the. Those ones a few Christmases ago were pretty sweet. They were like, they were like, they were like, maybe the little indoor drones that you'd get them. Yeah, yeah. Those little choppers, they were pretty cool. They have this thing now where it's like a ball.

And it, it floats around the house. Oh good. Let's get more robots in the, what are we doing? We got to not be given these robots access to our homes, man. No, I'm with it. Who's this door? I don't know.

Skit. It's Skynet, man. This is how it starts. Yeah, whatever. Well, we're already in it. You know what I mean? Fucking at least have the cool toys if you're gonna, if they're gonna take over, at least enjoy them till they take over. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Uh.

Five of them dragging you out of your house. Ah! I wouldn't be talking shit. Probably listen to it. We are surrounded by a lot of technology. A bunch of drones outside. Fuck. All right, this one is Colombian sandblasted nostrils.

This is a long time, never how long, Red. Is it garbage to reuse garbage bags? I know the answer about my anthausen. That's crazy. I mean, I about my anthems. That's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, I don't get it. You'd have to be, the only reason I would ever do is I was really in a pinch if there was a lot of trash

and I needed, I would go down, where are you dumping it then? You just dumping it in a trash can? I think, if I had a guess, it would go trash can into the trash can that you that you there's raw dog in it out to the side. They don't like that though. Because then they, but if it's raw dog in the trash can, they go to dump it, it gets everywhere. Unless they got the, the, they got that is AI robots come in. They don't look

in that thing. They don't look in the trash can. They just dump it. They don't give a shit. No, but I'm saying a lot of times that blows away. Or like, if it's not contained in a bag That trash can get all over the place in the truck No, even outside of the truck you got to live dummy I know but when they go to get it they fucking they don't they also don't care So they bang up once or twice and then throwing then there's a bunch of loose fucking trash on the Such a slim fast cans rolling around but for a minute patty was She was reusing ziplocks. And

they were greasy. Yeah, that's not, I mean, that's insane to me. That's like, that's, sent me to school with the one a couple. No, she should call a child protective services stained red ziplock with a ham and cheese and a salami and cheese in it. No, you still love a salami and cheese. Yeah, a little mustard No, next baddie not for a kid thin slice All right, let's see here This one's from Christian Parker ever been really into Sunza Ann Arkey. No, yes. Yes. This year Back I went back. Holds up first watch.

Second time around and I got to tell you I at the exact moment I stopped watching the last part of the exact moment I saw this time. Really falls apart in that third season. Don't always whack. I do love. I played Peggy Bundy. Can't take the name off top of my head. Yeah, I can't use a brilliant actor. Yes, very good, very, my head. Yeah, I can't even. Brilliant actor. Yes, very good, very, very good. Katie Siegel. Yes.

Nice pull. Yeah, married to Ron Perlman? No. Sure? In real life? Yeah. No, I don't think so. Thought they were.

Love Ron Perlman. Ah, really? All right. You better watch your mouth, come down here, do me up. Yeah, that's what I don't like about him. I was fucking tough guy in it on the internet. I saw him walking his dog one time. You fucking flexed on him?

Nice big dude. Yeah, I mean, he was fucking toonie up. You know what, he was brilliant in drive. Ever see drive? Yeah, I can't pull him though. He was, what's his name? Mel Brooks is, not Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks.

Not Mel Brooks. Maybe Albert Brooks. not Mel Brooks. Mel Brooks. Not Mel Brooks. Maybe I haven't seen dry. It was Albert Brooks's side like his partner. Yeah, I don't know. Albert Brooks is brilliant in that too. So is everybody. Yeah, what do you have on KDC, Gull's husband?

He's somebody. He's a badass, I think. Uh, Kurtz. Vonnegut. No, uh, Kurtz Vonagan. No, what? Kurt Stutter. What, what, what was that? Pretty sweet name.

Nothing on that. Oh, you got it. All right. I was a little late to the game. Well, that one, my bad. It's crazy. Come on, T-bone. Kurt Stutter.

She's also married to Jack White at one point. What? What? What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm not. I'm white stripes, get at it. That's crazy. Yeah. Man, we got the worst Googler in the biz.

I'm telling you. I dated the Olsen twins for a while. Wait, is this a, she's Asian? What the fuck? Yeah. Who was it, man? The Jack White. No, they might have dated, though.

That's not that crazy. Wait, no. She's his mom. She's his mom? Yeah, but this does look like Jack White, the white stripes. Here it is. Here it is. Here it Jack way to the way. Here's half your off Google and deep in. I think he's doing bad so he stopped asking them to Google stuff. That's a brilliant way.

Like he sabotaged it. I wish. I just stink. Sometimes you're fantastic, but when you're off, you're off. I'm really missing here. Yeah. Well, you know, Katie's single husband comes up. It's like nine guys and one of them's her son.

I don't know what's going on. Her son might be an actor as well. Anyway, didn't get into Suns anarchy. I was real wary of those FX shows. They were good, man. They were putting out good fucking content. Listen, I shit on breaking bad for years And then watch it during the pandemic and absolutely loved it. So I'll go back and check it out. I did dress up like jacks one Halloween from sons of anarchy the main character. You do not look like him. No, I think you had kids a scorcher. Yeah, he's like a Brit or a straight. Yeah, he's British man. They kill it. They think they can really do the flip flop. Hey murder. Yeah, I gotta give it to them. I think he's a Midwestern farm boy or something. Like that. But then what is I'm I'm an idiot like I don't want to I'd something like to go out. He's British ago. And then I can see it so easily. You hear when the accent slips out. Yeah,

or just like even a little twang on a word. Here that the original X-Men with Hugh Jackman. They do one take where they shoot it from behind. They shoot from behind with him and Anna Pacquan in the car. And he's like, listen, listen Kade like it pops out a little bit It's really bad in the courtroom scene in Boondock Saints one of the dudes is like give us your tired your poor Shut up the Boondock Saints by the way Fantastic film. Yeah fan had the Harkin tax I have to have DVD always also the Boondocks Saints for Halloween. It was a rough college for me I was that you were both of them. I was a size of them Yeah, I had the whole whole nine yards. That's a good college costume because then you can put pennies on blacked out dudes eyes

Yeah, it's also it's like it was really just sunglasses Sittestor yeah, kill a guy It was really just a p-coat which were big-dann anyway a white t-shirt just sunglasses. Sittestor. Yeah. You can kill a guy. It was really just a p-coat, which were big then anyway. A white t-shirt, a, like a rosary glasses. And I think we put the... Have you made a move on a winter coat this year? I bought one last year in Germany. What is it?

Is it that quilted one? No. Why are you gonna make, are going to get one of them? I'm done. You can't. You made fun of me for the man. You are a flip flop. I already have one.

I wore it last year. It's lighter. It's a nautical one. But I'm calling dibs on the peak coat. Cool. Everybody cool? Cool. It's the next question.

I don't think we're going to have to run that up to fly. I also already have a peak coat. It doesn't fit you. And it's like five years old. Damn, he's right. I was in your closet this morning. It's new and doesn't fit. And you don't wear anything.

Do you even own a winter coat? Yeah, I do. I bought that coat and realized it's too hot. He's melded together. I don't think that coat that I didn't know was quilted. All right, well, you're using it for another year. I got dibs on the p-coat.

Yeah, I did the p-coat like a decade ago. I'm off the pico cool. The problem with the pico They're not a it's not great for the winner. No, it's they're not that's a glorified hoodie They don't keep you warm. I could bring back to j wistler. I still got it. Do you have it? Yeah Man, I know we have footage of that somewhere. I have to get it He showed up looking like his stands on this $9 jacket He bought dude he bought a jacket on Amazon before anybody was doing that before anybody was buying He got Amazon clothes. It's called J Whistler. This thing looks like it took fucking it was bulletproof dude We were smacking them in it and shit. It was the coldest winter ever and we were we were on the street

Smelled like tires dude. It was bad. It smelled like old rubber. Yeah, I couldn't smoke with it I swear to God it was bad. It was bad. It was like a Christmas tree It was bad news, but it was like 20 bucks and it was so warm. It was so warm We would always do that because we had no money. That'll fit me again. It was so warm. We would always do that. Because we had no money. That'll fit me again. I might fit you. Yeah.

We had no money. Dude, that's crazy. You saved that. That if you were that nine years ago. And you saved it opening it back. You'd do it one day. Oh, I got a plastic. You've been lugging that thing around Queens.

I got some 36 old Navy jeans that I have some unfinished business. I mean, 36. Yeah, long way from 30 minutes. 20 minute. Buddy, I'm a 34. Yeah. Third, 33.

Maybe they're 38s. Lucifit. What brand? They're old Navy. Oh, that's what the 48 is. What are you talking about? They are giving. They ain't your own cut. Oh man. That's no H&M cut talk about charity work. That's pro bono.

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All right, let's see this one's from EuroTrash, Johnny Cash. Is it garbage to keep your pepto in the refrigerator? I get that. I thought we always did. No. Yeah, our pepto was in there. I'm not saying you had to.

I'm not saying you'd to. I'm not. I'm not saying cold on the rocks. Call it reminds me of the done do anything, by the way. Pepto. No. I hate to missturge in a business. You're working American. You're probably you have like chronic issues. That's Pepto. I got good. Yeah, yeah Are you supposed to keep it cold? No, no, yeah, you can but it's fine people say it tastes better, but it's fine to leave Room temp I love the taste because there's a candy that tastes like that. They're called like red buttons or something like that I think you were just eating red but no there Erse silver dollars or something like that. They're

like, they're like, whatever that flavor is. Oh, like, like, neck-o-way for us. Yeah, but they're thicker. Yeah. Remember? Yeah. I could crush a box of those. Yeah, they were to anything. Yeah. Those and, um, they did have the silver dollars. They were, they were like gummy candy, but they were real tough. They'd rip your feelings out They were awesome, but they were cherry Cameraw what they were called. I want to say hot buttons, but that ain't right. You know it was all right cold real cold wait Malax a moxasillin

Never have the liquid a moxasillin the pink stuff. Oh my God. I'll do too Round of a friend of amoxicillin for me in the bullies here. Yeah, it was all right If you were sick that has a peptoe vibe a Sparementy a pink spearman flavor. I've you're sitting there then you're jammed up not feeling well But you know you got one of them coming at you around 4 p.m. Yeah. Doggy. Man.

Love it. Kids cough medicine. That and dymetap. Oh, forget about it. Yeah. Grape dymetap. Get you back in here, old good. I got in so much trouble one time because I drank a half a bottle of cough medicine.

My mom freaked out. Yeah, no shit. Drug me to the drug me to the pharmacist Attack he dropped me home and pinned me down on the kitchen floor and poured it down my throat Traumatizing just me and her that's a waste of good DXM Trying to get lifted here Your above smoking turbo ones Come on pat Patty, doing it with me.

Yeah, damn. I fucking, I also didn't start taking pills to a way later in the game. I fought it while. While stuff and chicken tenders were. Yeah, no, it was like I was piece of cheese. I remember a doctor rolling his eyes. Children's Tylenol wasn't too bad either.

That was all right. If you didn't feel good, that gave you, that was almost like a sweet thought. Uh, yeah. The crush him up for me. They take two spoons and crush him and just put like a little, I drop her a wooden right down.

I remember my dad when I finally took adult Tylenol, was so fed up. He had just got on from work. He was in the kitchen. I was sick as shit, freaking out all day because I wouldn't take it. And it was just like the time where it's like, all right, you're sick. You have to transition over to this. You got 106 fever. Sure. You had to get you straightened out. And he was just like, just do it. and then I just did it boom Why didn't we think we were gonna choke? I don't know I did it I remember the last time I did it

I took to atville and I sucked on them. I'm like what it'll be the same. I'm like Can I suck on a bill? I want to put the candy I'm gonna be talking about it's all going in the same place, so I'm sure you can right medically I don't tongue-looking like, though. That's right. I'm sure you can, right? Medically? I don't- Tongue looking like Swiss cheese. That always bothered me. Wait, can you suck on Advil? You gotta be it, right?

It's gotta do the same thing. You probably taste horrible once the candy coating gets done. Hmm. Yeah, they didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop.

They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. They didn't know blow-pop. It can irritate your mouth or your throat. But sure, what is it? I got a sore throat anyway, I'm sick! That's what the ice pops are for. Sure. Howdy, get me a crann apple! Straighten me out. A little piece of toast with a little butter on it. Yeah.

A whole wheat. So good. Strowman straight up. Ginger ale and toast. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- That hit and when like if you couldn't because there was always like you woke up feeling so bad you were shitty There was a linebacker. There was pain and stuff like that or you're like you know what I mean But then when you could when you could finally get to the point where you can do some ginger and some fucking toast man That felt you could feel your body being replenished. I want a double shot of he man Rapp me up a little tomato soup cheese, with some powdered sugar on it.

Hello, my was real good, a maw. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How did sugar on what? On grilled cheese? Yeah. What? Yeah. No.

Yeah. You're crazy. No, it's not, I mean, not all the time, but sometimes, sure. I've never heard of it. When, why? What was wrong with you? You're thinking French toast?

I'm not, I'm thinking, I'm thinking grilled cheese a little powdered sugar. What? Yeah, dog. That is not right. Have yourself a nice little treat, man. No. Oh yeah. Your mom was doing that?

Sure. I mean, it's, I googled it. I might need a phone call on that. It's not bad, Hank. It's not my favorite, but it is very French toastie. It's nice. You can't dip it. You then cannot dip the grilled cheese in the soup, which is crazy. I know, but it is great. I mean, there is, I mean, a lot of them are coming up the Monte Cristo style with the meat in them. When I found out those things existed, man. Yeah, so you're down for the money, Christo.

This is, you know, that's French toast, dude. It's different. Grill cheese? That's, I think you're making it up. I'm not. That's nuts. Yeah, I don't, I don't cosine that. That's just weird.

It's like your cousin's kissing. Tell my mom that it's, it's Carolina, Christo, dude. I don't tell you. That's pretty good. That's not bad I why do you leave with the marketing? Yeah, right? If you would have thrown a cool name at me I would have been on board the fuck fuck you know me. I like a good name advertising junkies over here Give me a twist. Give me a spin. Tell me why I'm buying this thing Cow Carolina crystal

All right Real cheese with sugar powdered I'm not sure if you're going to be going to be going to be going right. Cause dude, as a guy who worked at a grocery store on Sunday, football season, Sundays, if you knew you were getting out for the game and everybody's coming in and buying the tailgate stuff, buying the party stuff, the party trays, the fucking sodas, the snacks. I was like, it was just getting cold out. A good suburban grocery store on a Saturday or Sunday.

When they first open, it's pretty fantastic. That's it. There's a buzz in the air. It would be busy enough, but not too busy. So you were like, you know, you were like moving and stuff. And there was just a vibe of like, go birds. Everybody's coming up to walk in like, you think they got it. The reds go whatever. You know, I mean, it was a very, it was a city fulfilling vibe.

It was great. My, I wouldn't have been, I was a very, it was a city-fifilling vibe, it was great. I wouldn't have been, I wouldn't have been good behind the register. My anxiety would have been too, too bad of trying, you know, like, that's what made me, that's why I was good at it. There's bitching, there complaining, there, you know, what's going on up there? I'm taking bites. I got a soft pretzel going on.

It's just up they're counting grapes. No, that's what made me good at it, the anxiety of like, would you have people yelling at you and stuff like that? No, I was quite good. It's well documented on this program how good I was. I was very, very, very, very good. People get real impatient in grocery store lines. Oh, yeah, real impatient.

And this I'm talking, this is the day of the checks too. People still writing checks. Feeling with that. I wonder if you could get to like lays headquarters or the ruffle factory and see if the football season creates a spike in chip sales. I bet it goes nuts. Of course.

What are you nuts? Yeah, of course. Yeah. That the summer, Fourth of July, Tuesday. Yeah, of course man man chips go up the school year. Yeah, dude. Anything with parties for sure. Football's the best. But balls pretty cool. I don't mind that. Um, but that would be, yeah, where are you watching the game? There was a thing also to, I remember, I need a sad guy that comes in and just gets

like one frozen dinner and a can of cat food. Yeah, you're like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, you're calling a friend or something. Uh, yeah. Uh, I remember two hating and it's, it's this weird thing. I was, uh, I was in the burbs and it was a cold night. And cold night in the burbs kind of depresses me a little bit because it reminded me of like being a kid.

Sundays when you had to go in early, my dad would pick me up. I could be like, you know, at a buddy's house and he would pick me up and it was always, what was the game on? 94 one, the WIP, WIP was a sports talk. So it was on 94 one WISP. You always broadcast the games and Merrill Reese, right?

If Paul is name correctly. The voice of the voice of the birds for a long time. And man, I just believe he still is. If I'm like I haven't listened, you know, yeah, but he getting in that car knowingly, I had school, it's getting dark earlier, it's cold. I thought it was like this Pavlovium response. I'd be fucking depressed by the time I got home. Probably didn't do your homework. Didn't do the, no, I got that coming up.

No, I got some shit bag dinner. I got to eat it. Ain't chicken tenders. I just fucking hated it, man. I hated it. Smells like wood and leaves and stuff. Is that my made swordfish? What the fuck?

Yes. No way. She was a shaken bake out. We never really got into shaken bake. Shaken bake, rice eroni was the go to rice eroni of course the nor noodles all that stuff. And this was back when I feel like this is changed. I don't know if they change regulations, but do you remember the chicken back of the day used to be real Vainy? You would get those like red shoes red veins in them a little bit. I think that's just a I might have been getting

Modifications no veins it was like You're talking about and I remember every time we had chicken making what are you putting this goddamn chicken lady over here eating fucking Fettie chicken on the bone as a kid was always Sometimes it was great and sometimes it was Pickin up your meat at a golds gym juice up Pack a chicken Which patty every once in a while would do the

The leg and the thigh connect it It looked like a hammer. Oh, yeah, that's it. That was that was that was adult meat. I wasn't eating that It looked like an uncircumcised hammer. You had you had a file touches there with that. Yeah No, there's always flabby skin on the end. I like a thigh by itself But the drumstick and the thigh, it dude. No. It was too human. I feel like I was eating somebody's arm.

Get out of here with that, not for the kid. All right, let's see here. This is from Scotty, Drages, New 10 dollar home. I never had one red. Is it garbage when I was 11? My parents went for a 10 day trip and left me on the loan. 11. Yeah. That's illegal.

Oh, for, that's not even close to being illegal. He there's seven years off of legal, right? 10 days. How do you get yourself to school? That's gotta be summer maybe. Do you imagine going to school and then going home and no one's coming back? You're just like, that's crazy. You gotta figure out how to set an alarm clock.

You're going to make yourself daydare do laundry. Breakfast. Feed the animals. That's, we gotta pay the bills. You think it delights on? You gotta balance the checkbook. 11-year-old's sitting there with a cup of coffee. That's the checkbook. That's crazy. Holy shit. They were in a cup of coffee. That's a shit book. That's crazy. That's crazy. Holy shit.

Hope that had a good time. Probably gonna bring it back nothing either. I would have destroyed my parents' house. Everything would have been a fort. I would have had all the homies over. Just tear it, we would have been skating in the hallway. By the end of it, I would have been insane because I wouldn't have slept for nine days.

Yeah. If it was by far by myself, my brother was there. That's one thing. But still, dude. I can't sleep well by myself now. Looking at that, looking at the front door, just like the darkness of the lawn, you could just see like a banshee coming across the street. No thank you.

Yeah. Will you be on this? Can I ask you. Yeah. Will you be gone? Will you be gone? This can I ask you? Please? If your parents did go away for a couple of days or whatever and somebody watched you or if like an aunt or an uncle came to visit, were you expecting something? Were you expecting your parents to bring you something back? Yeah, for sure. was always yeah, well, yes, I judged heavily on it For sure, it was always something of the I mean the only plate we

We go to the shore all the summer so we never had big vacations like we did Disney together once They then my mom started going to Jamaica with my stepdad every year or every like maybe like three years four years Shout out to sandals and need a little brother. So they would give some sort of like thing of the island. You know what I mean? You got some wrist band from a nightclub. Bring me back a one-hitter. This is called Reefer.

This is vitamin reefer. This is vitamin G baby. Hey, show your friend. Yeah, there's an ad that's a Bob Marley. Yeah, you try or something. I get I would get stuff like that. My dad went to Mexico a couple times without me. They for sure brought you a beanie with fake dreads. Am I wearing in school?

That's a fun time. Always better better be something in that suitcase rank. Yeah, but there was only maybe I mean them. They only might have went away. Four or five times between both my mom and my dad and my stepmom, you know, do you remember when the, like the college sweatshirts were big. They they were crew neck sweatshirts.

Remember when they were big? Yeah, oh my dad. The guy at Penn State wanted me. Yeah, my dad had a trip down in like Virginia or West Virginia and he rolled back with a West Virginia sweatshirt for my brother and I got an old dominion sweatshirt. Man. This is a sugar company.

Yeah, what the kid had of you with that, dude? He saw me like a fly around with you. Dude, a sugar company. Yeah, kid had a you with that dude. He's something I can fly around with you. I hated it. Yeah. Oh, my dad would go to South Carolina. His business partner had like a big ranch down there or whatever, like a big whatever, you know, big piece of property that the guy's family all lived on. They go like hunting maybe or just kind of like, I think they were just going down there and getting fucked up You know for like four or five days, but Always hits out of the border and had to bring the kid home so lace the kid with fireworks. That's cool M80s Lunch a bottle rockets when those mortars drop for the first time. I mean I was the first kid to have those That's cool. And we were like what the fuck?

That was so every time he went there. there was never any, they worked too much. Like, they ran small businesses, so it was like, you can't, you can't. Everyone's away, and then they sneak away for a weekend, somebody's wedding or something like that. How do I care where you went? You better bring me something back. And if you went out to dinner without me,

there better be some leftovers coming back to the crib. I never wanted them. We love them. My parents would have never given me fireworks, which is why I don't respect them now. They're looking to my parents either. That was never gonna happen. Well, again, this is my dad played by his own rules and wanted his house to be the cool house.

So that was like, they got us to me. He got me a mini bike. He got the BB gun. It was like, it's literally like a firework. Stereotypical divorce dad who's like, my like my house is sick a couple playboys. Yeah, and BB got the whole nine yards Oh, yeah, it's gonna pull like he was just really trying to make his make his house the chill spot My dad had a playboy collection that could have gone in the Smithsonian That was always so creepy

We're talking boxes I get one or two if to get you know they get the job done But like a monthly subscription there was none of that in our house ever my mom would have freaked out on my dad Yeah, I I could tell you the hairstyles the ladies from 1970 to 1995. So where did man two, like the articles? And they're centerfolds. Yeah, I don't get that.

My dad was so starved for pornography that we did something in high school. We were like somebody's like auto body shop or something like that. And they had just gotten the Playboy calendars in and they had a box at them. And somebody's uncle is like, hey, go take this. And I don't know why I just thought I was old enough and like my dad would be cool. My dad was in the garage and I was like, yo, check this out. And he's like, what the? Who the fuck gave you that? Yanked it out of my hand. He's like, go inside six months.

Hot the door. Six six six months later, I found the truck of his car. Yeah. Poor bastard. I'm throwing this out. This disgusting dude. You don't just filth in this house. I'll leave it in the car.

You're in a bad spot when you got Kazonga's next to the spare tire. Yeah. One of the first, I don't need to just filter this out. I'll leave it in the car. You're in a bad spot when you got Kazunga's next to the spare tire, do you? Yeah. One of the first, I don't know if she was nude. But my stepdad had a tow truck. And he was, we were towing one of our shit bag cars to somewhere else. Like I think someone-

You had a tow truck? Yeah. That's pretty cool. There's a race car driver, right? That's all right. You get the car to him from. It was like a roll-off truck for the race car to get to him from.

That's true. Yeah. So I was in that. We were going, you know, I forget, we were moving a cousin's car or something. So anybody any time needed a shit car to move. He had to do it. I remember sitting to, so I was like seven or eight.

He's like, you want to come with me? I'm like, yeah, let's go. Hop in and the air freshener was like I want I don't know she was taught there was a yellow bikini I remember and it might have been like then the big V like the Borat type thing either way either way dude I remember the engine was running through the whole trip I'm like I feel like all the checks were signed to the pen that you flip upside down the bikini comes up Well, you got to think it was a single guy hillbilly race car driver that shop was like it was just him and a bunch of like Mm-hmm, you know rough rough neck guys there was

Zungus find a set of cans in there. Yeah, all the whole the big like chest all Shout out those red chests what are they? Mac yes, the Mac tool chess. Those things are sweet. Yeah. Yeah, let's see here. We got time for one more and then we got to wrap it up. This is from Kyle.

Is it garbage to have the language you speak on your resume listed as English and Pig Latin? That's a compliment. That's a compliment. Listen, I would respect it if that's a joke, and hopefully the guy, if somebody sent me a resume, I was like, I speak English in big language, I'm like, it's got to get it.

It's funny. He's having a good time. He's not taking himself too serious, you know what I mean? That makes sense to me. I never understood it, and you said, no, this shit out of me when like, like, girl friends, and friends that were girls in high school would do it back and forth.

I couldn't, I was too dumb. Do you get it now? No. I don't either. I was too dumb. Do you get it now? No. I don't either. I know you're going to explain it to me. I'm still not going to get it. You take the end of the word and put it in the front of the word or whatever it is. I'm putting it, no, the front.

I'm trying to remember. I remember learning in six grades. So like, if you say walk, it would be all-quake. Yeah, that's so dumb. Right, you take the W, put it at the end, and put an A. I didn't have that quickness to do that. Well aware. It's walking through the top, what was it?

You're walking through as the top. It chams up in a long division. What? Throwing that on me. I thought Katie Seagulls married to Jack White, man. Yes, guys, I don't know what it is. You can talk to Biggs. Asking Jeaves over here. This guy's wham is slowed down. All right, we got to what it says. You can talk to pigs. I'm asking jeez over here. This guy's ram is slowed down.

All right, we gotta wrap it up. Gang, we love you to desk. Who about those last couple of tickets in DC and grab tickets for the Philly show? If you're in a tri-state area, we'd love to spend the holidays with you. We love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.