Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Annie Lederman Returns!

Episode Date: July 7, 2022

Kippy and Foley are back with Annie Lederman! It's a fun one. Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ https://www.BoxOfAwesome.com Promo Code: GARBAGE https://www.HelixSleep.com/Garbage https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jean

Gang that middle class famous tour is coming your way and it's coming fast, baby. We just added a bunch of new cities It's a fantastic time stand-up comedy show plus we play a little a yg with the crowd It's a fantastic way to an introduce the new bozos and a new homies to the show So get the squad and come out and see us. Yeah guys in August We're gonna be in Red Bank, New Jersey that show is about the south and we're going to Seattle Portland September We're gonna be in Kansas City Springfield and St. Louis then in October or in Nashville, Indy November we're in Philadelphia. Yikes coming home. Then December we're in Providence, Rhode Island and Boston get those tickets those shows will sell out see you there

Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is are you garbage? Oh, yeah, well shall we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out the good to be classy Yeah, after just a big old piece of trash. I'm your hostates probably coming at you on a beautiful day down here at Antoni's Basement She's all excited. She says our problems are over. Tell me more. She landed a mummer, baby Nice, and if you don't know what a mummer is do yourself a favor give it a goog

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So show you garbage check it the fuck out a lot of good stuff going on over there It's a good good time and having a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire the magic man He makes us all look good. Give it up for mr. Toby McMullin. What's up, dude? He bone. Hey, it's a fucking LA vibe in New York I'm about to go get my surfboard. This girl brings the vibes you guys cannot serve I would love to see your fucking ass on a fucking surfboard. I can shred. There's no at the Wildwood Anyway, I love you and that brown water Shout out to the seaweed. I do love I do love surfing in jeans. I love it. I love it Ladies and gentlemen, you know where you love her. She's one of the co-host of the amazing podcast Trast Tuesdays

Give it up for any letter Look at you Rolled in with luggage like she was a fucking bellboy I know I should what if I rolled in with like crew like people bring No one really's ever ran rolled with the crew. Maybe a friend or I want an entourage. Yeah, no hair and make no hair and make up people and fucking somebody holding an umbrella for you I want it. That's what I want. That's what you want to do I watched the JLo documentary and I was like I got to get a cup with a bunch of crystals

I just watched that too. That was that was like that looks like a fifty thousand dollar mug Oh, I thought I was like I gotta get that mug. That was the whole that was my takeaway. It seems like a tortured life though It's a lot. You're just constantly. Yeah, you don't want that. You're freewheeling. You're rolling around with your luggage You're free-spirited here and there the luggage is nice by the way. She does have a nice setup with guys The luggage is trash. It's got your nose. No, it says aunt because whose initials are they? They're not yours It's supposed to say aunt but the the you looks like a J But that's because it's a joke with my dad. Okay years ago Years ago around Christmas, I was sending my I was living at home and hanging out with my dad a lot

I was like 23 we went to the post office. I was gonna send my friend a I don't know. I was sending I think I was sending butt wipes to everyone for Christmas. That was like my funny joke Okay, how old are you? Okay, so we're at the post office. I'm sending this package. My dad's done sending his stuff. He's waiting at the door I'm taking away. I'm writing my friend a little letter and my dad goes like he's like come on, honey Like hurry up. We're like joke in a fight, you know, and I was like shut the fuck up dad I'm I'll take my time or we're having like a joke little thing between my dad Sure, this is actually a screaming. No, no, no, no. It wasn't it was all fun and this old lady. I promise. I had no lies here

Um, I this old lady writer. She's about to go like pivots and she goes, you know what young lady? You're a real itch And my dad start see the bitch you want to say the B. I don't know what itch I mean, it sounds like an old lady insult. Yeah, I assume. Maybe she wanted to say bitch Yeah, but that's where my dad went my dad one actually she's more of an aunt Oh my dad's got good ones one time I gained weight we were on a vacation. It's a cold open right there Yeah, I gained like 15 pounds. We were on vacation. I was diving into a dog I know I know the feeling as I was diving, you know, 50 I said one five not five zero

But um, I was diving off the dock and midair my dad goes look, it's Annie wake anus instead of Greg Luganus That's pretty good. He's good. My dad's quick. I Like this guy. Where's he at right? He's great. He's just 80 just chilling. Jesus. That's 80 80 We're all with an old dad my dad's old Wow When he had you when this is where it gets dark. Okay. Oh god This is a record roller. We made it three minutes. He was 41 Actually, not that's how old I'm gonna be I'm gonna be an elderly mother. Yeah, I'm gonna be an old dad, too. I'm 46

I remember my my dad had my younger brother and we went to the I know right that's you're gonna be like a really old Dad if I yeah, I might even have Dead dad to be honest. Yeah little though. You look young. Thank you. Thank you. You got baby face Thank you. He's got the skin. I don't know if I like little Little yeah, I don't know you've been talking to you haven't been called little in a while Just take the fucking Parts of him are called little nobody looking me in the eye has said it let's just say that So lies

Okay, what were you gonna say nothing So you had an old dad did that was there any time did it ever get made fun of for having an old dad? I'm like look at Annie's old fucking Nobody made fun of me, but I was just under stress and and worry all the time I was just always if my dad didn't answer like if I was like dad He's his office was upstairs if he didn't answer. I was like dad's dad There's like emergency style, you know, I'm like, oh my god I look at it in the way that I'll be older. I'll leave the kid earlier

You know, I'll die earlier, but I'll be able to set him up better for the rest of his life And also to that's a very age-poly way to spend Also, too. I was thinking about it. It'll benefit the kid if it happens to him when he's like 20 or 21 Luckily, then when he has a family he doesn't got to worry about coming to see coming to see me or Whether I'm in a nursing home or getting older whatever Listen just eat better, you know Yeah, you're trying to That's crazy dude, so he doesn't want me there eating all the turkey. He wants a bite, too

We are in the depths of Foley You guys I have to compliment you your podcast is the best I mean, I don't watch it, but I did It looks great not the whole one But I love the clips it looks beautiful you guys just the way you you open the show is so good It's like a class acts with trash, you know I know it's so hard to stay trashy when you're I

Talk about new money Like the way to say trash is brag about it, I guess Anything stupid with the money and since we've seen you last Shit that's fake I Want what's something like that cost? What's a Louis Vuitton purse like that cost? I don't even know dude How what do you mean? I don't even know I just give them the card Really you're there there

Listen, I'm not gonna go like look at the biggest purse, you know, I'm not gonna go like I'm not gonna go look at the luggage I'm gonna go don't just charge it. That's over a thousand dollars though, right? Oh, yeah, this is really Yeah, we could look it up probably to now. It's okay. Don't look it up. I take your word for it. I like that Not looking at a jihad. That's pretty good. Yeah, what kind of equipment are you rolling with? I have a Tesla Really, I meant credit card. What do you got a max capital one? We're yet pull it. You don't got to pull it out She has a blow pop in her purse I got I got one, but it's gold. Yeah, ours is gold I think yours might be better. Yeah, yours is better. Is that a platinum? Sure. Sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty good

I just got denied for a platinum a personal platinum by the way Sky lounge we don't get in oh, I was gonna ask Sky lounge we don't get in because we don't have the platinum We're Delta. I'm gonna this is the first year we're traveling so been kicked out of about four deltas. Yeah We try at every airport the key is to try to grab a handful of pretzels I'm an American girl now That's a little trash. I may switch. I may switch. Well, I'm dragging people off flights and shit That's that though the ones always in nuts. I don't know. I'm United's band. I'm in first class

I don't know what's happening back there, but I Couldn't I couldn't bother myself with the back of the plane, but um, they're Their lounge is like hard boiled eggs like you go in and you're like, okay. I'll have a couple hard boiled eggs I'll have a free coffee. Yeah, they're not the lounges aren't that Right, some of them are really good. Most of them are just like I hate to put the hard boiled egg too It's like the power breakfast for for smart wealthy on the road. I'm in on the run. You're like, I gotta just pop an egg I'm making business deals. So weird. I'm trading. I'm trading smell like an old fucking toy Hardball who the fuck stressing somebody else?

Our real garbage snack real. Yeah, it's like it's like, you know, it is it's when garbage people are trying to be healthy Yeah, that's so it. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Well here. This is this came in. It's not a quite It's more of a philosophical question a little bit. Uh, this is from Chris Why is it so much more fun to be garbage not broke just you know us Essentially have a little bit of you know, you're not or then it is to be classy Like why is it are you with a kind of person that likes going to a really nice place? So you still like going to like a dive bar in a food truck or do you like do you are you really leaning into just hard? I lead a nicer restaurant last night. I leaned into the show and had halal

I was like, what's more garbage street me street meat at like foreign. I was so waste. I'm a was a black car Eat that out of a Louis Vuitton bag At it delivered though, okay, that's car meat is car meat car meat I thought that was like a new Carvana website Uber car meat because I do love I go to fancy restaurants I go to fancy restaurants. I'll go but I just do love walking into a dive bar or you know a hole in the wall Or a food truck. That's more me. I can't acclimate to a nicer place, but no, no, no, there's no

There's no acclimation you go straight trash into the fancy restaurant you make them come to you and change the way I don't have the confidence for that. No, it's yes for a straw with like their coffee. Do you have any? I'm sorry. Do you have any plastic straws? Any solo cups back there? Give me two sweet and lose. I always bring in I always bring in an outside drink You do. I dare them. I dare them. Oh, that's crazy. I dare them. I dare them to tell me to throw my drink out Yeah, they're gonna they should what kind of like a water walk in like you're somebody. Yeah I don't have that can't walk into mr. Chow's with a fucking Gatorade I gotta tell you guys. I did something for the first time. They felt really good

I want to a restaurant in LA. All right, and we weren't dressed, you know We're in our sweats, which is kind of a power move in LA. Well, that's the thing Rich the shittier you dress the richer you look unless you like smell about you can't smell that sure Well, I'm out you have to be like between the homeless and between the richest person The penthouse and the person yeah in the box. Yeah, that's what I've noticed that you can get away with looking trash You're like the more you dress up. It's like you don't belong there. Yeah, yeah But I mean this it is trashy to buy like purse. I mean it is like you know the essence of what I'm doing I wouldn't say I mean that's trash. I would say that's pretty that's pretty classy. No, it's classy to own

It's trashy to pull out on camera 100% 100% that's the Philly dirtbag in her Look at this look at this but that's but I will old money don't do that I would I would assume you're not spending above your means. I think you could really afford that, right? Make as much money as I want We all can just make you know that way we could just make as much money sure Gary V take it easy They call me Gary vagina Oh

Let me ask you this about the about the dinners that's pretty good Guys I will be now doing characters Okay, I was a prop comic first No, the truth is I actually kind of I've always been a prop comic I always will bring something stupid on stage or whatever So now my props have just gotten a little more expensive. There you go So like what's what's a bit you would do with the sunglasses. What do you mean? Oh, I punctuate my jokes with different sunglasses I have different glasses You know like if I want to seem smart and I put on the readers, you know, they don't make you seem smart

I'm so they make you seem super creepy Well, these are transition lenses, which is kind of garbage. I got yeah, no, they are that is Yeah, it looks like you're shaving points on the Cleveland game. Yeah, but he's roasting in that I can still When you go to dinner Where's the line of where Amy picks up to check and where's the line of where hey, we're splitting it? I pick it up. You pick it up Yeah, you go in want to pick it up. I pick it up. How many people we talking like when you say hey

Let's go out to dinner. You like not more than probably I've never picked up like a table of like more than two like a double date Okay. Oh really? I've never but I don't go hang out that much like I don't like I hang out I my boyfriend I got to eat a lot, but but you got but but you got on a double date and you and Annie will pick up to check That's pretty fucking classy. That's a power. Let's people want to do a hundred percent. No, I love that I've been so broke. I know a whole lot like not my whole life I had a shot. They gave me a shot as a child and it just didn't work out. I was hitchhiking into the city I was like that's supposed to be with you. I gotta get to a rave down on fucking Delaware

I gotta go to a foam party at shampoo. Yeah, I gotta get to Gotham nightclub Shout out to the foam party is a shampoo. I think we're a Wednesday night That was fucking fun. I never went but I heard about him on the radio Disgusting though. I remember I remember hearing it I remember hearing that and thinking as like a sixth grader like whoever is at those things is a pure dirt ball Well, I was in seventh grade Seventh and eighth grade is around when when we went I only went a few times with my friends. It was anxiety written Well, it's just disgusting. I couldn't really see you fit into that. Oh, not at all little fat kid with a fucking Raiders hat on

in a gold chain. Where's the buffet at? Hanging out by the kitchen to pick off the servers. The anxiety was brutal leading up to it. Oh my god Were you the cutest kid? I was a chubby. I was a little chubster and I didn't have no dance moves Oh, yeah, not having dance moves as a chubby kid is a real ball. Oh, I was petrified Of everything and like I would build up and ask one girl to dance It would take me that we were there for two hours the preparation would take until like the last song And then I would dance here. It was always stairway to heaven. Oh, yeah Never anything fast, but also okay wait, so I think that's that was good

Comes on you make it. I gotta go to bed. Where's the bathroom at? Well, you know There was like pull the hammy on I'm a bad dancer I'm like, you know, I get like insecure like people are watching me and stuff and everyone's like nobody's watching you as a fat kid Everyone's watching everyone's like relying on you. They're like pull it together. Thank you Entertain us all I'm doing the mashed potato. Yeah Yeah, you either have to go in like you have to own it and be like I'm doing the truffle shuffle Yeah, or just not dance. Yeah, it's a vet. You gotta go. Yeah, you gotta go. You can't just sit there in two step You know, yeah, people are gonna be looking at me taking a cannonball

It's sad you knew all the dances but couldn't do them Just watching them all the time I'm doing the Macarena from my seat That's a real light guy thing just dance them all sitting down You don't have to line up the feet in the arms the upper bodies. All right I'll do this all shout out to the uncles and the dads that no matter what the fuck was happening at the wedding on the dance floor They fucking sat right there drinking a cup of decaf watching the action. Oh Uncle dead

Nothing changing just sitting there the exact same five the whole time just enjoying it doesn't matter if the limbo's going on I'm good. I'm good. I want to sit. I want to sit. How about the dad that goes to Disney and just sits or goes to Six Flags And just you just go meet him. Yeah, I'll be here. I'll be here No help no never give you a big stack of fucking tickets until you are you guys Six Flags people We were down the shore. We grew up going down the shore to Wildwood Six Flags We didn't we didn't would Six Flags every I think it was about every summer about 20 of us. What about Dornie Park? Did you go to Dornie Park? Dornie Park

Sesame I lived I grew up like 10 minutes from a place. Did you go on the ropes and I hurt your feet? Do you remember I remember like crying and screaming like trapped in these fucking ropes because it just they would like Pelt your feet like you're walking like it was the most painful shit. I literally remember they had to be And guys my feet have never looked the same. That's why I pixelated them We used to do in the same thing as the shampoo nightclub. They used to have Disney not Disney Sesame after dark Which is when like, you know Birdfingers Would go after dark and it would be like you know you would and everybody's like oh we're going and I'm like dude

I am not going to land any broads if I'm if I'm if I'm going down shotgun folds it on his shirt Oh, I'm screwed. He got Grover as a wingman. I'm the size of a linebacker in fucking sixth grade It ain't happening. These I'm only gonna jam all of us up. Yeah, but let's talk about Helix I love that Helix our good friends over there to Helix gang You don't want to spend your time in a mattress door walking around talking to some guy with coffee breath When you can go on Helix and you could fucking take the quiz and they can match you with the perfect mattress I had a sex in a Helix recently by myself Everybody's unique and Helix knows that so they have several different mattress models to choose from kibby with the same

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Of course we all did um hard to escape Ended up marrying one through hell of a birthday party. I'll tell you that they know how to Honestly when they put that chair up, I'm like I want to be more Jewish. No, but you know what? I smacked at my wedding. We smashed the glass. Are you married? Yeah, you just look to my hand, too I hate when people don't wear rings. I don't wear a ring disgusting. I gotta still land chicks What how long did you get married? To like two little over two years ago, and then you hit it. Yeah, then he hit it back It was her she gave us the money to open the studio. Oh, it's all her. Oh, she is Jewish

The juice is still running. She wants that money back. I'm sure I'm sure there's Interest on the loan. I'm like with the US taxing, you know the whole thing 80% interest and that's family and friends pricing. So guys I Okay, so I was always I always knew that my dad's father was Jewish Okay, and our last name is Jewish. Mm-hmm, but we were brought up Quaker and all and you know We were surrounded by Jews. We tried to kind of play in and that we had a party when I think I told you guys this last time she had a part when we were 13 and Like our big we had my parents gave us like a bigger party

Okay, usual and everyone was like all the Jewish kids were like you're trying to copy copy our bar about mitzvah I'm like, I'm not reading a fucking tour of it. You're the one up there fucking embarrassing Those are fucking money makers though man. I know people did make I would love to have bought mitzvah bar mitzvah Those kids cleaned up 20 30 grand. I have to mention. They dropped like I got some balloons. I got to huff I never got shit anytime. I mean any I don't think they gave them to eat a huh Christmas was way. Well, I certainly found a way Christmas was what do you want the nitrous tank? Oh my god. I would have been so happy man

Nitrous came on the scene that I don't like got big with my crew when we were in like our early 20s To the point where it was like a pregame. I'm putting it on my rider A three-foot tank Okay, I gotta find ways to get fucked up. I'm like a nitrous tank doesn't count. I got it for the bullet That's real L.A. shit. If you get a root canal. No And he just loves dentistry, huh? I actually do like going to the dentist Really? Yeah, they're like waiting on you. It's like so awesome. I feel like a queen

They're like flossing my teeth for me. That's the that's the real dirtbag in you. You want to feel fancy I had to find my fancy places where I could sure no, I get it. I get it We all would be dangerous as like a dictator. You would be dangerous Give me a try, maybe that looks down the barrel I don't know maybe A room full of shoes and beheading Fridays. It's all like dirty Jordans This is actually I feel like less dirt bag, I think it's more dirt bag to keep your Jordans clean To try really hard. There's something cuz it's like you're so precious. You're that is I could never get another pair

I you let you let them you let you'll wear Again, yeah, it used to be when I was a kid back when I was banging back when I was banging It was cooler to have the sneakers dirty than have them clean. You know what I mean? Yeah, it was like it was like way cool I'm telling you I crease mine up right away. Yeah, I don't mean nothing to me. I crunch them right in front of I fold them right in front of the kid at the store Will you wear anything out if you buy a pair of shoes like I'm gonna wear these out I want to wear things out always. I would like to keep tags on I think it's funny Have you gone shopping since you've been in the city? No since you've been here. So yeah, I don't have time, okay?

But I I do feel like I like to keep the tags on but that's like an old dirt bag You think cuz I used to return the clothes. Mm-hmm, but I don't want to give up my root my true roots But I keep the tag on to keep them on I keep feel like I'm test-driving, but I never I don't return never return Just keep them. You're not I would pit them out and then return them. I don't know what happened Somebody must have worn this someone put like lemonade like poisonous like smelling somebody must have wore this the shampoo on a Tuesday night Did someone take this to shampoo and wear it on the bottom? Something this shirt and wear it on there Speaking of birthdays this is from silky cell as a kid have you ever tended to McDonald's or Burger King play plays birthday party?

Do you ever go to a birthday party at a fast food or have your yes? I mean, I wasn't invited, but I certainly have been to one. I Pop right in I invite myself into parties really yeah, I've jumped in yeah, you're very confident yeah I could see you do with that. It's I think it was honestly ass burgers Sunglasses any by the way I don't like diva any Creepo Annie's back That has real unabomber unabomber vibes, but there's so there's like

Seaman on them. Sorry. Are they all fancy. Are they both fancy glasses? Yes, these were of course They were expensive. What are Louie Vuitton? Well now that I have money Louis Vuitton glasses. What are those? I don't know what the brand's called, but it was I let's just say I walked in Perish 80 This is what I do. I go when they're busy and they're like helping other people. I go Hey, just heads up. I'm looking to buy the most expensive glasses you have here and then you're a dirt bag Do that you are a dirt bag. How are you doing? Are you tipping good? Oh, I'm tipping the fattest you can be tipped really? Okay, a holy level because you got to be no no no I I Look at it like this like I do look at like I may end up bankrupt

But I'm pretty sure we're going that route, but I feel like I don't know if you give it out It comes back I just So you're telling me you walk into a Louis Vuitton. You're gonna get sunglasses there I would never have the confidence to walk the person's taking care of someone. I just go. Hey, just so you know Louis Vuitton knows You're gonna spend money. They all they come to you. I've never waited at all. They don't make you wait huh Like they might be like you can't come in this story

But they don't let you in that store until someone's with you will you wait out front. No you they like get your number And then you go well they get your number I walk right into target. Well, they pretend like they have like a personal relationship like they'll text you and be like How you liking your purse? Oh? It's like Jeanette from Louis like Keep it coming. Hey, I'm going back. I'm going back to New York. I'll see Jeanette. Yeah, really But so yeah, but I'm new to all this and I I'm so used to like looking at things I like and then not getting them, you know, so what I make a rule

I don't go into the store unless I'm gonna leave with something really because I don't want to play that game anymore It is it is Alice. It's like it's like yeah, I look at it like yeah, no, no, no, it's not status. It's like For my like the way I think about money. I want to I want to treat myself like I Can afford things sure I don't want to go into places. I can't afford things which arguably I think you can Yeah, you can't afford them. I mean, I think you guys could afford it. We cheer ourselves nice We just flew first class from here to Buffalo. So, you know, we're doing all right It was a 14 minute flight not the brand here's the tell are you putting anything away? Do you got like some investments going you have a retirement?

Sure, I have a business man. She can sell that purse anytime she wants. I got a purse collection There you go. Are you paying the taxes too? Taxes are paid. There you go. Set aside. There you go but I do want to I do want to invest in stuff and Do all that I want to buy a house and do that kind of stuff We're thinking about investing in some sort of sports team buying some Come in with it. You want to get in on that? Somebody recommended the pickleball league is pickleball league's big It's at its infancy. We could do like the AYG pickleball team. They have turtle racing in Venice

We're gonna sponsor a turtle, okay It was packed on a Thursday. I know I've seen that they lift up And they just gotta try they put them all in the center and they lift it up and I've never been I've never been Yeah, me either. How long does that take four hours? Beers are cold. Who cares? We'll get that turtle juiced up. Yo little fucking D-ball in Start making some fucking money. Oh, it all yoked up Shotgun and meth in his face. It is true. It's like as garbage people moving forward as investors We do have to invest in garbage thing. Oh, yeah, but you can't invest you can't invest out of your like

Race car race car team softball teams laundry mats highlight some vending machines I have a confession you want to come in under some vending machines with us. I would do some vending machines Oh my god, I think they're only a couple how you can get correct cooking for a couple hundred bucks only Funyuns There's nothing else in there Nobody needs anything funyuns in a winter fresh gum. That's it. Oh, yeah, they never the twine shall not meet They must be together. I have never been to a Nascar event never been to a I've been to a race car rally and like an actual rally

But even what's a race car rally like when they're dirt, but they're like dirt cars. What do you call that? Oh, like the dirt tracks. Yeah, I've seen like the races in the mud. Yeah. That's actually so fun I've only been to amateur level races, and it's a fucking good time You're been to any illegal street races. Well, I think this one might have been illegal Sanctioned all right, I don't think Jeff Gordon was there Okay from NASCAR for this it was up in um it was in like Williamsport. I Could okay. I could see you venture it was illegal I could see you high school like going down to the races that was big you go down by the airport

Everybody was drag racing And you're like a guy who had like a 96 Mustang or something Yeah The flowmaster sickers on it my boyfriend had a he had a Plymouth neon But it had And he would Road like that, huh, and his pants were falling off, and then he was in prison There you go. Hey for what?

heroin, okay, I didn't think that I think it was a white collar crime We got caught cooking the books at Enron insurance fraud All right, this one's from Josh G. Have you ever hosted a garage sale your family ever do garage sales? worse My mom it always is with you My mom Like her big investment when she's like, you know what? I think I want to run a business

She bought an eBay drop-off store So our house never ending garage sale our house was and she stopped doing it a long time ago And there's just still things in the house. There's a lot of like dusty dolls It's I was just thinking about those the other day They never took off and they should have it makes these dolls That's a great thing. I like That's what I'm saying they make sense of a hey go drop this off give me the nine bar the cosine you know cosine for They did good. I think they just got bored, you know, it was like

My mom and my brother drop off eBay store is next level dirt She was taking the photos and shit. Yeah, she was taking the photo. She was shipping it out She liked doing it. She liked the history of the item like poem stars. Yeah, exactly She like I can do is a dollar fifty so they were other people's things that would come and they would say like she's the middle man So you would take it to her if you had like a doll or whatever you would take it to her and you wanted to sell an eBay But you're like, I don't know have an eBay account. I don't make sure they don't know how to do it Yeah, you would take it to her and she goes, okay, she'd list it if she sells it for a hundred bucks She takes 30% yeah, she takes 30 bucks. She gives you 70. Hmm. It's a horror movie start

I start following Thank you. Did you have creepy dolls when you were a kid? I like my grandmother got me like some dolls some porcelain dolls stuff But I my mom was so so butch and so rejecting of dolls that I never I always had to pretend I didn't like them did you have Barbie and shit when you were a kid Yeah, but my mom would be like I don't get it and I'd be like no I'd make them like fucking what did your mom do? My mom was she worked at WXP at the radio station for a little bit. She wrote the newsletter Okay, my mom

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I don't have time for that. Okay. Oh, yeah, that is well. I don't care about that. What do you hold? I watch top chef. I watch reality TV. There you go. Top chefs. All right. Do you go upside down? Do you do the european style? Oh when I want to feel classy Yeah, like you hold the fork like that. Yeah, and then you use the knife to put you know what I want to bring back actually hold on The spork chopsticks. What do you got? Oh, you're all wrapped up Here to go under here Okay, all right

I'm bringing it back. I'm with you a hundred percent. I'm bringing it back. I'm doing every podcast every podcast I do I'm gonna be like this. Yeah, that's cool. That could be that's your thing As a girl as a girl. I'm more like michelle pfeiffer, but I'm like telling a kid how it is. Yeah, that's uh, I care about you Crazy minds dangerous minds dangerous minds. Wow. Yeah crazy on the mind I'm with you Wow Letterman on the brain this doesn't end well This ends with me hurt or punctured in some way

No, I don't I don't hurt the married boys Um, you got a wife. You can stay like I got abroad. It actually hurts so bad. It was like stretching Yeah, I feel like the eyes are gonna have like a fucking bruise. They don't make chairs conducive for that You gotta do that with like a small you gotta do that with like a high school chair Well, the chair it has to the chairs that go in like I don't mind if it's like billowing out here But it's like my legs were spread a computer chair. All right a computer chair would be good I was like this is like I'm doing a fucking split all of a sudden with Shout out to the farms. Mm-hmm. Now. Okay as a kid

What were some sort of like trash activities you did like did you did your parents sign you up for trashy things? No, I was kind of never do a day camp Oh, yeah, I don't is that trashy though. I think so we did the park. I don't think it's classy What's the park thing? There's just a park behind our house and my mom is like It must have cost $15 a summer And they just send you up, but we would just leave whenever we wanted so it was just like was there instructors there or whatever There was counselors, but they had to have been like 15 yeah, yeah, yeah that yeah

That's not a day camp and then there's like another camp and sometimes we would go to each other's camps I'm like, I don't think we're supposed to be leaving the camp. Why are we all leaving the camp all the time? My mom signed me up for a bible camp one time Religious or she like kind of it like she's irish Catholic religious fed bastard of the house for a couple Yeah, and I remember going and I remember I was like, what the fuck is this dude? I was I had no I was floating around group to group and she picked me up. I'm like never again Are you leaving me at that fucking place now? You're in a fucking penalty box right now? Were you guys like fat kids make me a cheese sandwich?

Were you guys fat kids like like eating gushers and Yeah, I think it's a little room. I was a protein shake. Yeah, like he said Of course. Yeah, no, uh, yeah I had a lot of just peanut butter sandwiches on a roll a lot of cheese sandwiches a lot of pretzels It's famously. I used to just drink slim fast as a drink You know, yeah anything box of cereal go through the whole thing of tasty cakes when they came back from the store Yeah, it was a sleeve of fucking chips ahoy cookies. Sure. Who ate all of these? I just bought them I yeah, I never was not eating the cookies. There never was like a put away, but um the uh, were you a sugar cereal household?

Yeah, good. Did your parents got whatever you want it? Yeah, really? Yeah, huh? Because there's a thing with that. I don't know which one's right. I know kids that had tons of sugar cereal Well, if my mom was fucking kashi like if you're bringing me kashi home, I would have been fucking pissed Oh, man, I remember going to my boy flips houses. Hey, they had kashi. We were like in seventh grade I like some of the adult cereals though when I shredded wheat was like the most disgusting I should be reading the fucking new york time frosted wheat the frosted listen the frosted weeds I would say were the least sugary ones we had really Every once in a while I got into kicks, but that was just I got into kicks. They're all right. Yeah

The pops I liked I liked pops were all right. Come on. That's straight sugar cereal. They all had a good run apple jacks They had a solid run for a little while. They did. That was the frog, right? Or was that honeycomb? Is de rosa gonna sue us for stealing his podcast? Joey roses was just they were on taste buds trash and grape nuts, which I strongly disagree I actually there's not many I love them. I don't know what that is great. I've never even had it It it's almost like dried oatmeal. It's geriatric cereal. Yeah, yeah, but dude. I'll tell you about grapes or nuts I want a fucking cereal if you soak that in milk You let it sit for an extra couple of minutes

The bottom gets mushy and you have a little crunch on the top with a little bit of sugar It ain't bad throw a couple neighbors in there. If you're afraid of the mush, I love the mush. The mush is so good I love life cereal. I'll let that sit for like 20 minutes and Now did you guys Um, I used to hang out at the pool a lot the public pool. Yeah, what you had in your neighborhood for some reason Was that like it? It was well, maybe it was private. Actually. It was like those different townships had it Okay, do you remember the name of it? Yeah glenside pool. Okay. No glenside is a The township pool. Yes. Like I think we did have to play that's a swim club. Yeah, we had to pay

They have swim teams and stuff like that. That's actually really nice. I've been there. It's a classy operation. They got a decent snack bar. Yeah Yeah, my niece and nephews used to belong to it. They were on the swim team. We did the swim club for a little while. Yeah Okay, so Swim club summers were all right. The days are every day. The days seemed to be like a thousand hours each Oh, we were so sunburned. You would be swimming for like what seemed like 14 hours of it. What time is it? They're like not even lunch. You're like, what the fuck? I don't even know if my parents had sunblock Like we were I was burned to a crisp. There was multiple times where I would get huge blisters

I went to Florida in like Fucking August and my mom didn't make me put on sunscreen and I woke up in the middle of night. Look, I got hit with a blowtorch It was fucking terrible. I remember being down the shore. My one aunt. I was like can I have some sunblock and she's like, no I want to peel it off later Yeah, they used to Oh, they love peeling It was I know we're all like peel it off. Hopefully you're not uncircumcised This isn't peeling anything else. Where are your parents now? Are your parents in the Philly area still right?

They are in house they grew up in. You grew up in? No, no. They're in Wee Bay money They got all that drop off E-Base They're in one more, but they're gonna move to jersey to be closer. My brother moved to cherry hill. Okay. They're moving to jersey Yeah, we're going for becoming jersey people. That's what happens in Philly You do your time then at some point you go to jersey because it's cheaper or whatever whatever with it Um, it doesn't matter for you really You come home. It's like whatever go to Jersey go to Philly. Don't know. I want my ponytail to look cute for a second on the podcast Where you thinking about buying a house you're gonna buy one out there

I don't know what I want to do because I do I am like I don't care how this sounds, but I am deciding how much money I want to make Okay, I had spiritually sure. All right, so I don't know if I want like where do I want to live? Do I want to try to get really rich and go live in Malibu or something? It's gonna be la though It's gonna be the west coast. I'd like to have houses Okay, different places. Is there would you ever move back here and get a place in Jersey or something like that? Be close to the fan Not to live permanently, but yeah, okay as an investment property. Yeah as an investment property. Maybe you'll buy this house for your parents

Put them in there Maybe I bought vacation this summer You paid for the whole family. I only paid I paid the Like the deposit which was like 75 and I was like you guys can pay the rest just because my business manager was like What are you doing? Relax. Yeah, where where is the vacation? um Poconos I thought you're gonna say like hana lula or something. I think I thought you're gonna say santerini. I'm glad you think that though

So you picked up tolls and well while I was gonna be yeah What is it? Is it a lodge? We got like this big giant house. Yeah the whole family Those houses can't get expensive. I was perusing the other day. Is it on a lake? It is Yeah, there's a like I think a lake near there, but it we're just gonna hang out. We just my it's fun We play we hang out with the kids. We all hang out the day And they go to bed everyone smokes weed. My brother has like thc drops now your parents smoke weed

Yeah, well now we take the drops everyone gets high. It's hilarious Man the whole family, huh? Just everyone laughs just faced out. Yeah chilling. It's funny though It's just everyone's laughing you guys play games like fucking Pictionary or you know taboo This one that It's trashy heads up heads ups. All right, but you can record them If you're on a good time if you're on vacation and you put you play heads up with your mom or your aunt Those kooky bros don't know what But here's the like my dad at about to turn 81 is so

Good at heads up like he's so quick. So I like doing games where we remind my dad his brain isn't going away Yeah, that's I think he's like nervous about that. I'm like you're fucking smarter than all of us We're all so dumb compared to my dad He's so much smarter than us. They've really dumbed it down through the generation What do you do with the kids on stuff like that on a vacation like that? You have anything planned? Like everyone's still why I mean we went to the beach we went to long beach island, which was not I've never been there before It's very different. It was pretty nice. It's very nice. It was pretty fucking long beach island is like proper rich people Like it was we went one summer and we were we stuck out like sore fucking thumbs

It was so weird. I ran into everyone kept throwing you towels I ran into my ex-boyfriend's friend best friend and his wife the guy in jail No, no, no like a boyfriend. I had like I don't know six years ago or something. Okay, and I did go say hi But it was so awkward. He was Yeah, no, he's a civilian Okay, and then they but it was I was already doing comedy and stuff when I was dating him Okay, and then but running into them. I like recognized them and then I was I went over. I was like, oh my god And then it was just painful. I mean it was like

Because I don't I'm not Talked to this guy. I didn't want to bring him up because not that we had a bad breakup But it's just like out of boundaries. Of course. So I just there was a and she goes, okay Just four pairs of sunglasses on she goes. Okay. I know I just gave her my like you can have this um, but I go I just I'm like like because I I can't get out of a conversation. She just goes, okay. Well nice to see you and I went Oh, okay I just like have to leave it's always weird because you want to close it

But if someone else closes the door and you you feel like a real jerk Like have you seen my career growing like maybe you're excited What's going on picture you want to pick? No So what are you doing now? What am I doing? You see the purse I'm just like, oh well. I keep like did you talk to ben? Have you seen ben? Mm-hmm. That's where when you bump into people that you don't see that often or from like a time in your life when you're like You only have some sort of weird connection through somebody in college. You're like, hey, you see fucking steve a lot

They're like steve's dead. Yeah. Oh, shit. You know No, mine's worse because I was like a drunk girl So I'll see people from college You're like remember when you were on roller skates and you would like come knock on my door and try to suck my Dick I'm like, first of all, no, I don't remember that at all. I don't know that that even happened I needed an A And it's like people you're like I could not imagine that you I was trying to suck your dick You knocked on my door and tried to suck my dick

That's it. Who would bring that up? These are the rumors. These are the rumors. This is slander libel and I won't stand for it I will tell you one thing. I don't remember it. I can't say it did not happen I did have roller skates. I got a good will But I can't imagine Do you donate the good will now? No, no What do you do with the old stuff? It's actually so bad. I put it in a bag and I go it just never makes it there. It gets shoved somewhere

There's so many bags of clothes going to good will go. I'm gonna take I'm gonna donate I'm always like that. I'm like, maybe I could like maybe girls from that watch my podcast want them. I don't know They're not like bad clothes. I just don't I don't like how I want to get new clothes No, of course the New York does a pretty good thing a lot of The buildings or whatever will have my old building used to have it in the building. Yeah, we just go downstairs Throw it in the bin and they donate. I'm pretty sure the super was sifting through it and taking the good shit Yeah, I saw him wear my blazer one time. But you know, it was my underwear. Jose you do you Um, I want to donate more because I you just don't I just end up throwing it out

It's also I am all cheap like h&m. Shit. So it's like who needs a fucking h&m t-shirt that's been washed 400 times I know I'm just like I've sweat a lot. It's like there's yellow pit stains. Do you use buffalo exchange at all? You go drop off clothes there. I'm uncomfortable with the whole situation I don't want to be around other people's old clothes. I don't I respect that I don't like I've never when my mom had the ebay drop off store. I think I'm traumatized But it's like I don't want other people's things even though I understand like that it's cool and it's like We're overproducing things and making too much waste and stuff. But I'm like Can you guys do that and then I'll just buy the new things

You said the plate didn't the place that you're at now. You see the closets are stocked with a bunch of shit Is it chaos? I'm sure it looks nice when you walk in but if I peek around It doesn't no, no, no, no. We need a maid or something. This is crazy. It's I'm not I I am a messy person. I have ADD. I've always been this way and I've always been one of those people I'm just getting to the age where I'm like, I don't think I'm gonna change You know how you always I'm also accepted. I'm going. This is who I am Shit's gonna be fucked up who cooks at the house when you guys are home and you have a night off You make dinner. He's cooking. I don't he cooks it. He does all of it

Everything he's yes We have a deal that That he came up with I didn't come up with it sounds abusive if I came up with it. He does 90 and I do 10 Okay Can you cook anything? I mean, I could I could You throw out some scrambled eggs or something. I can cook every so while he gets breakfast On his birthday when I got him pork roll from the grove

And I went and got him like Kaiser bones bones buns I got him Kaiser I got him bone No, it's still his birthday because I haven't sucked his dick. I'm like, oh my god. It's still your birthday Anyway, this has been about I'm making up for the christmas. All right, I'm like, oh, Merry christmas. You're gonna have the asshole Get your choice on flag day. What do you want? Oh my god, my niece's birthday Yeah, what are you throwing favors on flag day? Okay? That's my niece's birthday. Is it? Yeah

What are you doing for the kids? You throwing that on the kids pretty hard christmas. I got my girl like And how many are there? How many nieces and nephews? I just have four I just have two boys on my one brother and two girls and the other Brother or they're two brothers. It's starting. This is my first year really like because I mean there were times where I was like I had to have my parents like get my fucking ticket and shit I had to do that up until yeah, no, I know. It's like just changing. Yeah. Yeah, it's tough Great It's not tough. It's a good feeling fucking fine. Um, so what are you throwing on them?

Birthday presents. I got like, okay, so For instance and hold on. Do you have any competition in the family of being? The high roller I mean timmy my older brother is like the type of guy that's like if you're like If my other brother's like, oh, we got to get a new fridge. I'll buy you the fridge and people like it's too much It's weird for you to buy so But when it comes to the kids, there's nobody else They're like weird brother what when it comes to the kids. There's nobody else

Nobody like timmy has kids as his own. Yeah, he's not going overboard with they do good I think I think, you know, maybe they just they just try to get them something. They're gonna like it's not nobody's really like No, but you are you doing the power wheels? Are you doing the I haven't done it yet? I haven't done it yet. You know, it's a good I do I do for the birthdays and for Christmas Christmas specifically because the So many kids that get so many presents for all these kids like cash Um cash is all right at a certain age, but I give them something that they'll Even if it's like 20 bucks that they'll play with that night. Yeah. Oh, yeah

I don't and I'm like, I don't care if it makes. I don't care if it makes it home You ripped it open. You had 20 good minutes with it. Take this. Uncle kev wins. I'll see you later I got um, I got my niece for her 10th birthday. I got her matching lockets that have like our pictures in it Okay, okay. I've been waiting to get her that for a long time because she wasn't old enough I'd recommend the nintendo switches or iPads. Yes Honestly, you want to roll in my older brother does all that stuff. You know what I mean? That's also tough same with my brother. It's like the kids have everything and I'm like, you know, you know, whatever So it's like give him something

Like I wanted to get her a sick drone or something, but I'm like, I think she already has a drone Like I just have to I am gonna have to start really She worked for the CIA. What the fuck They already got a predator She's got her own aircraft carrier. She's got a couple of tanks. What are you gonna do double digits now? She's killing it All right, let's do two more and then we got to rip this up. This has been a She's a good time man. She comes in like a tornado. She's a good time. She's like a breath of fresh air Love her

I can't believe you guys called me crazy. I didn't maybe 47 times Uh, this one's from andro. Do you smell your own pee after eating asparagus? No, you don't I do. I mean, I can't help it I'm not sniffing at my own pee. Yeah Two seconds after I eat it. It's all over the place. I don't smell pee. I'll leave it I'll let yellow mellow. So I I'm not Really Why that? Why not just why not just flush it down? It's a certain dominance over the boyfriend's okay with that

Can he get away with the same thing part of the 90% can he pee in that flush? Sure? I don't care. What if he peas on the seat? Are you getting upset at that if you go in? I wouldn't get upset. I wouldn't get upset. I'd just be like what's going on How are you not? Are we pooping and showering in the same thing would that happen if you were showering? He was taking a poop that's cool and vice versa. Mm-hmm open door policy. Oh, that's love right there. I like that I love him. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I love it. What's the farting situation? Oh back and forth all over him Really? He pays me only on his birthday. All right, do the face throw you do that sometimes

No, no need. It's already vibrating on his body. It's He gets it he gets it Do you or anyone in your family use the side door? This is sorry if this is from reginald Use the side door And not the main door to enter the house. You've got to be side. Are you like, you know, you come into the garage You gotta do the back not the proper front door. They probably come through the growing up guys coming into the chimney growing up Yeah, we would do back door. Yeah. Yeah, we have real back door vibe You also I remember if I remember correctly you were that wasn't a sexual innuendo by any means

But you were also lose dog people. Yeah, you had like you had like neighborhood dogs packs of dogs Yeah, I don't know why ever. No, no, no, our dog was the only one. There was no other dog It was only the letter. It was everyone was so pissed at us. It was crazy. They were very upset with us Like we were the neighbors everyone hated sure Were the doors unlocked always always unlocked no keys never locked once If they were locked we would just punch like my brothers and I like I remember cutting a screen and like breaking into the house Because it felt so always get into the base. There was always some way to get in I was so entitled to getting in and out of my house no matter what like if something was locked. I was like

We would all just punch smash a window. Oh, yeah, my friend. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, that's crazy. Um, all right, this one's from josh. How often are you eating over the sink? Oh trash sink. Yeah, I'm I'm let's just say how often am I sitting if I'm eating at a restaurant I'm sitting if I'm anywhere else you're kind of mobile standing at the house So you guys eat if say he does make dinner you got the night off on the tv. Okay. I'm watching jeopardy I'm watching you do have a kitchen table. I would assume or something like that or like a dining room table We have a we have a like an island like a bar. Yeah, but we I decided so we live in a loft So it's like the there's a loft that he has his um

Office his editing office up there. Okay, then there's a second bedroom that's got That's for my solo podcast that I haven't started back yet, but it's coming back so it's kind of like all my things are in there and And then we have our bedroom, which is just a fucking mess the way it should be though It really ain't a day most people unless you're you know, I have never made most people's places are pretty fucked up I've maybe made a bed like like five times in my life. I like having the bed made. I like having all my stuff never never It feels like your space. It's our little cozy space I just am done trying to like because I feel like I was putting so much pressure on myself to like be this like better person

And then I was like, I just want to accept myself the way I am This is how I am and then hopefully I make enough money in the future to get someone to do that what they're sure Well, there's also the acceptance of like by your way out of a being a better human being don't beat yourself You're like, this is who I am why Get around it. Like don't you feel like that with like, okay, so when I think of like doing a special I've always been like, oh god I have to like put all my jokes into the specific order and I got to do and I'm like, I'm that's not how I perform That's not your that's not why would I make myself a different thing?

It's like when people go do like the tonight show, it's like that's not everyone looks crazy. Yeah It's like that's not, you know, that doesn't fit every mold of comedian But it's like just going so hard yourself and then seeing if everything else will just accommodate you like seeing if it will Yeah, and it has urine in the toilet and keep a messy bed and eat in front of the fucking tv I know I feel like No, I don't think so. I don't look like a shit floaters on purpose. Okay. I can't do it because my my my urine's too pungent I don't know what that means. It's like I love how I'm trying to play it off like he's eating a lot of vegetables. He's like, it's just all the

It's all the ectocool or even drink it. It's strong. It's strong. It's like deer rut. I'm telling you But I like to yeah, I start my dominance over the bathroom. I get it. You got it You're the queen of the castle. I'm the queen of this throne piss on the front door Keep the other keep the other birds away get the other podcasters away So you're eating a meal on the couch in front of the tv at the coffee table. Yeah full You're not married. I'm not I'm not Me and my girl been together about six years. Oh, okay. Yeah, what's she up to? What's she done? Uh, she works. Uh, she has a good job. Do they like going on the road with the guys or no?

No, nobody goes on the road. No, they're not like a little bit like Oh, look how these people love you. No, they don't care at all. They're totally cool Yeah, yeah, no, not like jealous. I love when Todd comes. I make him do my merch and stuff It's awesome And people know about him because I talk about it We had a little we when we did a just like an a yg french a yg and french show in the city at this place Uh, such common in the lower east side and we got there. There was a line And yeah, my girl came

My lady and we got out of the cab and there was like, you know, like 80 people like standing in the line They were all like, oh, and like she I didn't know she was not Ready for it. She hadn't seen it. She hadn't seen it. Yeah, and they all know her because she's like a character on the shows They were like, oh, what's up? Oh, and she was like she like grab my what the fuck is this? I'm like, oh, yeah, this is It's so cool. It's so fun. Yeah, she was at the show in philly. So she thought she she saw it. Yeah She saw it. Yeah, it's a good time. It's good to Show them, you know, that this I'm not a bozo no more. This was fucking worth it. All right. Show our families that Yes. Oh my god. It's amazing when I put down that deposit. I didn't pay the full thing

But it's like I said that in the poke at them the poking There's no, I know that I'm on my way. I'm on my way Yeah, you felt good doing that. It's great. It's a good feeling as I assume you were always kind of I don't you know The bozo of the family. Yeah, same with us. We were always the two bozos and now it's nice to you know Just be recognized for being Also, like I've just made a career off being an idiot. So once I started getting tv credits though It started to slowly like even though the money wasn't there. They were like

Once I got on like Chelsea lately. They were like, okay. We won't like kick you out of dinner Like you don't have to sit in the van with the dogs anymore. Yeah There's an extended part of my family that looked at me like I was a rack of yard tools Until I did that thing on manifest I remember when that hit the first time they looked me in the eye and I forget you're an actor You were in my weren't you on my pilot forever ago? Yes. I was You and Metzger and Monroe. Yeah, I watched that you were in that. Yeah, I was in that you watched that Yeah, because you're like I passed on it, but

They're like who looks like him that we could get in the role It's scarier and taller Disturbed I get Metzger a lot. Yeah, your short coat Uh, no, I think I saw through Monroe or whatever. Yeah, like the beginning of the teaser or the screener Yeah caught the screener. What'd you think? It was cool. I remember. Yeah, it was it was cool Also, Annie, it was fucking 10 years ago. I don't have the cliff notes on it. What'd you think? What'd you think of that third scene? You think I was in it? What the fuck?

Where are you going? So what'd you think? I like the two guys that girl was a little over the there was a girl in it. I thought it was three guys I thought it was three dudes. Ladies and gentlemen miss Annie Letterman Buddy, we love you trash Tuesdays anything else you want the folks out there to know Um, I used to call the jerky boys line a lot. Do you guys remember that? Remember the jerky boys No, of course, when does this come out? All right, I'll be in Austin, Texas

July 29th. It's gonna be very fun. I'm gonna be hanging around after that. I'll be at the vulcan for two shows Love the Vulcan. I'm gonna be like I'll just stay and party with the boys Also, Tony all that I'll tell rogue you said hi I am going to Be in a bunch of places go to annie letterman.com slash shows. I have my sunglasses. You got them somewhere I do floating around somewhere sunglasses sunglasses. I got them right here. They're cool They look good on you. I think boys feel like homeless pimp

I just want to let you know all you garbage people out there. You too can get rich Sign up sign up for my newsletter. I'll be telling you how my name is harry v I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna fucking do that. I'm gonna blow up on tiktok as harry v You're gonna have some kind of master class. I would assume you'll give them the first couple of minutes and then fucking Well, I do hypnosis. I do hypnosis and here's the thing. You want to give people free hypnosis Wait, wait, hold on. Here's the thing. Are we just hypnotized right now? You do hypnosis like you give it out or you get hypnosis both. I'm learning. I'm training I got a class tomorrow my last class and I just asked on sunday

I got a fly in getting it at 7 a.m In la go home shower It's a zoom class But shower just to be cute and then I got to take my test my final test a hypnosis test. Yes, motherfucker trained hypnosis Hypnotist, I mean hypnosis. I said it wrong No, but I don't know what I'm gonna do with it, but you know People don't take things seriously if they got them for free. You got to charge people. Sure. I love it. I love it Buddy, we love you. Thank you so much for coming and sit with us. Yeah

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