Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - AYG Goes Hollywood! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Hollywood! We also got Collin Chamberlin and Sam Rubinoff joining us. It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Follow Collin: https://www.instagram.com/collin_comedy/ Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/samrubinoff/?hl=en Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGETrue Classic: Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://trueclassic.com/GARBAGELucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbageBetter Help: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wait one second, gang. We can't leave L.A. until we tell you that we're going to be in Burlington and we're going to be in Boston. Do yourself a favor. Get your tickets at RUGarBage.com. Yeah, live show's been great. Back on the Block Tour, get the homies, get the bozos. Let's see you there. Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan, and Ed. Stage Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. It's that little show. We sit down to your favorite comedians, and we find it after the group to be classy. Yeah. But to just a big old piece of trash.

Trash, trash. I'm your host, Sage Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day from Hollywood, California. We're tucked up here in the Hollywood Hills, Aunt Tootty last night, bit by a rattlesnake. My co-os is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU. He is an international businessman of my best pal and all wide walled, and I love him. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody.

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We were in Portland. We were in Seattle. And then we finished up the five-day run with the sold-out show in Braya, California. So we're staying out here for a little week. Out in Tinsletown, we're hanging out. And we got two of our absolute best with us sitting to my immediate right. The host with the most New York comedian. One of the funniest guys out there, Colin Chamberlain, everybody.

Thank you, boys. Good to see you, pal. And, of course, we have our Ashkenazi kid over here. one of the stars of the Route 66 tour. Give it up for Sam Rubinoff, everybody. Sam A. Happy to be back. Writer and producer extraordinaire.

Writer and producer extraordinaire. You got some heat on those cartoons, baby. Yeah, cyber schmuck. Check them out. They're great. Little talking cars. Thanks for turning in. Can I get my meal now?

All right, I'm done. How long do these typically go? I got Yom Kippur in an hour That is one thing I wanted to bring up What's that? Sammy's going Sammy's been moving a little rogue this week You got a little schmutz on you by the way

Now I'm juke. You got a schmeckle It's the foam They put foam in the coffee out here It's like whipped cream You believe that? The stuff they're nice He's freaks out here and Olliewee

By the way I had a bagel From Dialog Cafe this morning just as good as the one of New York. That's all I'm saying. Okay, all right. Meet me at Cantors. He's, you're going to, Sammy's going to your family's house out here. Yeah.

For a party. No, just not. Oh, that's what it's for? It's for the holiday? No, no. We're definitely going. That's what would it take for us to roll in squadee. Hey, there they are.

Break a couple chairs. Well, here's the thing. I actually, I got a little trouble. Hey, give me a BLT, hold the bacon, huh? Am I right? Guys, good to see you. Hey, you doing? I got in a little trouble because I was like,

Like, is my mom, people my mom's age, right? My mom's cousin, she's great. And I was like, yeah, I'm in, I think I have Tuesday and Wednesday night free. You know, you want to catch up? And she was like, well, Wednesday's Yom Kippur, so we're not doing that. So I got a little bit of. You got a little bit of, you didn't even know the high, hire inviting her to hang out on a high holiday? You got pushed or you got an escape plane?

No, it was more like, you should know better. Yeah, you should have asked me to hang out. But to be, can you not go over to their house on Yom Kippur and sit in solid? them with them? Well, here's the thing. Wednesday's actually... I've never seen him be quiet. Cole Neidre, it's the night before Yom Kippur. So it's like... Yeah.

Was that a DJ? Yeah. It's a new rapper. Saw that guy in Abitha. Cool. DJ and little Oozever are going to be there. That's a fun party. Sammy.

How did you get... How'd you score tickets in that? Oh, everyone knows a guy there. Yeah. Um, okay. Wait, so you can't go over there and hang out. No, I can. But she probably has...

plans with like members of her congregation, whatever, whatever. It's like asking someone, hey, you want to catch a movie on fucking Christmas Eve? Or on Good Friday, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I was like, all right, I guess it's default by. So what, you got to go over there tonight? Yeah, it's a casual dinner. Yeah.

Are you bringing anything? Here's the thing. So I was thinking about it. Stop and get a chala. Hala. That's what we call it out here. I was saying, well, because it's like there's no, she knows I'm in town. If you're coming from your own home, you bring.

You offer to bring dessert This explanation is Jewish Jesus Christ This is a long way to go around Not getting a $14 bottle of one I was thinking of getting a $30. You get it You're not bringing anything

Message, receive Here's the thing I didn't check a bag How am they supposed Here's a lawn chair From the Airbnb They can get what they want Whenever they want

Why should I get They live out here Oh that's good Thanks Sam Back on the block t-shirt Signed by the fat one in the bowl I got you some coosies if you guys want them And we're laying around the studio

Okay, and how far away is it at her house? Yeah, it's not too far. Can we go? Nice house? Apartment? One of us go. It's a nice, it's a nice California, L.A. Oh, is it?

They do well? Yeah. Of course they do. If you had to bring one person from the squad with you as a guest, who would you bring? Not Foley. What? I thought you do. Dude, they love me.

I didn't mean it like that. Well, it depends. They would love me. It depends on which Foley I'm getting. Which Foley do you want? I can pull them up. What do you want? I'm a man of many masks.

Yeah, you tell me what Foley you want. I want Foley the gregarious outgoing guy and not the one who is second-guessing everything and making everybody nervous. Because we got enough of that. Well, I think you just invited him. Sugar water. Are you sure they're going to like me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did they say something?

Hey, Rubin, if I don't think your aunt likes me, you slip me 20, I'll give it to her. I need cocaine in a bag. Yeah, I think I would have to defer to Luke on that one. Fuck that, I'm going. It would have to be. Luke can operate. Sammy, you bring me, I'll wow him. I'll do the bits.

I'll do the whole nine yards. Listen, again, if I was a guarantee that I'm getting. What's wrong with you? No, it seems very chill. Jesus. Rubenov, what's on the menu? I have no idea. What's typically on the menu going into Yom Kippur?

Well, Yom Kippur is this a good one or is this fucking, you know, the, the, the, the, the Motson and stuff like that. That's passover. Love it. Yeah, Yom Kippur, well, the day of Yom Kippur is bad because you're fasting, so there's nothing. I'm out. Foley's out. I think your whole religion don't make no sense. Not even one Mata for you.

You guys are a little kooky. This whole not eating thing. I'll be over at the Knights of Columbus if you need me. Eating meatballs and coleslaw. Sure. Yeah, take Luke for that. Yeah, that's a Luke he can operate in those situations. I think Diesel, Ryan, could do it.

Diesel can acclimate. He sits like a weirdo, but. No sweatpants, but we could do it. I know. You can't be sitting Indian style. In a dirty T-shirt. He'd be touching all the furniture. Is this oak?

It feels like, oh. Ryan's been walking around the Airbnb, guessing what all the furniture is. Can I say this? Kipi, you've outdone yourself. Thank you. As the bozos and the homies know, when we go on the road, Kippy likes to splurge on the boys a little bit. You know, we like to live in it.

We like to, you know, enjoy it. And if there's something wrong, I hear it right away. Yeah. It's a long way from the fucking trap house you had us in in Baltimore, where I had to go and get a hotel. That one we pulled up, but we didn't even get out of the car. There's a guy on fentanyl sleeping on the thugs. Is that for that?

No, I don't think he was. We pulled in and didn't even get out of the car. It was a dicey. I did my goobies with you once. No, it wasn't that. Oh, it might have been. I forget. It might have been that.

Yeah, yeah, that was way back in the, that was when we were building the studio. We were building Tootty's. Right. Yeah. I don't remember staying anywhere. They were shooting the wire down there. Yikes. I'll be over in Capitol Hill.

Talk to me. One thing I noticed, we've all, everybody's been living together very well, right? We always do, man. It's, you know, I mean, yeah, we're all good friends. You know, it's very, it's been good. One thing I did notice this morning, upstairs is me fully. This isn't about you. It's me fully.

Relax. Although you pooped up there yesterday. And I, dude, I literally, the bathroom isn't in the hallway. And I go, three houses over. Dude, you get on the first step. Like, you're down here in the hallway. And I'm like, what the heck is even there? Died up there.

Jesus. Oh, man, the Jews would love you in a house. I'm sorry, I'll pay for that. It was how much? Ryan could make this. You step on that first step. You turn into a fucking ghost hunter. There was something impure in this house.

But it was like, I was like, dude, it was. And I get it. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. We're living, you know, boys are doing some day drinking. We've got the burritos going. I'm not, I'm not judging. But it was, and I was also doing them,

but I got my own, I got a, my bathroom is a little more removed. I don't want to gross anybody out, but I'm on a Zepbound. I took my fourth shot. I have to supplement that with metamusal, so I don't have the same issues I had when I was on your Zemping. I got to push all the way through on this one. So I'm doing my support stuff. I got my probiotics.

I got my prebiotics. I got my metamusal. I'm drinking a lot of water. I'm getting good night's sleep. No, yeah, you're doing great. I was just masturbating again. All right. Things are looking out.

There goes a security deposit. That's actually what you smell. But Sam, I don't know if you. you do this every day. Your bed's made. Whoa, I was going to say that. I peaked in there. I thought you were laying in bed wrapped up with a sheet over your head. You make your bed in the morning. Yeah, I started doing that. When? Uh, about a year and a half ago, I got in a fight with my girlfriend, and she was like, the bed's always a mess when you get out. And it was like, it was like one

of those iceberg, uh, the tip of the iceberg where you don't do enough around here, uh, things. So I started making the bed every morning. I wake up, I, I, I make you feel good. They say that makes you feel good. I do that. And then I empty the, dishwasher that's the two things I do in the morning did you do that down here no I'm on vacation also are you doing Ryan's doing the dishes every night before we go up Ryan's doing a great job I'm not saying that's great I did the two mornings I went to get mugs cleaned I went that I said that die ops is locked the fuck in he's doing amazing I think for when you actually do slice my throat in the middle of the

night it will have been worth it because you are on point with everything it's been fantastic you're killing it out here buddy and very funny doing a very Very good job with that. Luke? You can pick up some little bit of slack. Okay. Luke ordered his Chinese breakfast yesterday. That was me.

I found that place. You found that place? Holy shit. Oh, you're not a fan? I'll tell you mom. You're about to, I mean, Denise, because you're eating Asian eggs out there? No, thank you. Ew, no.

Western almond egg rolls. That was good. I don't know what they were. There were some egg cream. So there was something in there. Yeah, it was all right. It was pretty banging. We're a little fourth curtain.

We're, you know, we're out here doing, taking some Hollywood meetings. Oh, we're going to get into this. A little bit. Why not? I mean, we're an open book, open book family. It's just turned into a TED talk. How not to handle. The city's dead.

Business meetings. I was a little brash. What? You know, you're, you're standing. up for yourself you said you were going in with a game plan and you did stick to that i was it was not fucking around that it was the guy's like hi um hi i'm stephen i'm going to tell you what we want i'll stop you right there this is what we want guys we're still standing up relax you're sitting in the lobby sure then you go back to an office

we walked in the one guy i think it was it was another guy i don't think he was i don't know But that guy didn't know that we were coming for a meeting, and he asked who we were, and Foley was not happy. Fully goes, who are you? Fully just, like, looked up. Oh, man. I said, man, might as well call diesel to come pick us back up. Yeah. Over the couch.

Who are you guys here to see? What? Who are you here to see? Huh? You're about to see a doctor, all right? Zip it. You're about to see Dr. Rubino. Give me the code for the bathroom.

I got to take a wicked one. I'm all back on a metamusal. sorry sir no public restrooms we have a meeting that's another thing too i was invited here we're taking the meeting we're sitting in front of we're sitting in front of a we work bathroom this guy's coming in and out that boss there was like there's dudes like dropping diggers in there just like i know dude the toilet behind you okay it was it was it was yeah it's you guys all live together too we're very okay We're very, you know, we're not cut out for Holly.

Listen, we've been to the puppet show. We've seen the strings. Did you say that? Do you say that? I've heard you say that to a waiter. Don't jerk me around. Sir, this is an Applebee's. We have two for 20.

It has never changed. No, it's two for 10. Okay? Sir, I am 18 years old. Please talk. Please let go of me. Listen, by the way, I know those fajitas ain't sizzling. I know they're not sizzling.

They're putting water on a hot plate. We've covered that. I've seen the puppet show. Don't jerk me around. How many boneless wings are in here? It said a dozen. I count 11 and a half. That one don't count.

That's a little nub. I was at the dinner. I was at the dinner with somebody one time. I think my cousin. And I said something about the wings. I was like, do you do that by wing or do you do that by weight? like weight of the portion and they left and my cousin's like

damn dude how fat are you yeah don't be screwing me they bring the plate over you have a food scale you're like I'll be the judge of this let me tear this real quick you're charging me for but's mostly basket the bull is eight ounces this is crazy this hamburger is supposed to be

half a pound pre-cooked that got big when like I don't know if it was just like a bit like a viral bit or whatever but people were weighing the steak because it'd be like a 14 ounce filet and then they had to come out and start saying pre-cooked weight. Yeah, what a scumbag. It's like, he's like, this is seven ounces, which does it, I guess the, I think it

would be, I guess you cook out all the water, the moisture, like, cook out the fence. But I think most things are measured by, like, raw weight. Yeah, what are we doing? You can't start doing that shit. I just asked, I was just curious. That's how we measure fully by raw weight before we pull all the moisture out of them. Before we dry them out. We're aging them in the pool room like a steak.

He's got a little funk on him. But let him go another week. I'll go another week. That's all you. You see them skin tags? That's all flavor. Somebody goes in one of the little cheese whole things. You just put one in now?

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I was chubby as a kid, too. yeah me too you're doing great though i do have to say you're doing great um i thought there was a should have killed me when you had the chance i don't know who you're talking to when you say these things i don't know either someone's gonna get that you say it in the meeting someone's gonna get you say to today's meeting you should have killed me hi i'm henry and you should have killed me when you had the chance okay okay uh right this way mr full i'm definitely saying that what the fuck the week here i know you don't know we don't care and this is a little bit of pandering but the truth we're out here we're talking to some people uh no one really you know i say we tell them we're moving

wait and see if they want let's see if we can really trust them i got a i got a plug in columbia yeah it's just we'll be like you know most of our revenue stream comes from digital and then uh you know we do the road that that that's a good portion of revenue but then we also have this passive revenue stream eight balls moving weight at ecuador um see if they play ball that's how you know if he's like oh yeah let's take this back to the office then we know we got a partner Sure. I do think we should have fun with one of them where we, Sam is our lawyer. We dress, we get Sam a suit. Sam's our lawyer. Diesel and Colin are our security guard. Colgo gets his nickel, right?

He's going to fly back to New York? I'm sure you can get something on the ground out here. It's hard to believe. I think we could find it in L.A. I don't know if you've looked outside this way or that way, but I think we can find it. you got an oozy you join the yakuza dude we drove around last night and I'm like where are we the walking dead

like it's crazy we also yeah but I do think that would be fun but hold on Pip I would not to pander but because of the fucking homies and bozos in the fucking army of garbage

it's like we don't you know we were able to create everything we want to create and give it right to you guys so it's like there's not much people can do unless Netflix is listening can give us a special

how you don't um but other than that, I wouldn't say me, Colin and Foley went out for a couple of beverages last night. I had to beg these guys to go drink with me. That's not the case. Yes, it is. We got out of

this meeting. I wanted to blow off a little steam. Get fucked up. I said, let's fucking head downtown. Let's find a dark, cold LA bar that serves screaming cold beers. This is where I have to push back. I said,

yeah, I said, Luke wasn't going. Sam wasn't going and Ryan wasn't going so I go and Colin was here at the house I said all right well let's just go back to the house we'll see what we'll grab Colin and we'll go out well that's what we did you know I know literally exactly what happened yeah a good time but you're in the back scream just drop me off now I go where do you want to go I don't know that's what you do I want to get fucked guys came out of that meeting yeah I was at the meeting too yeah on the other side of that meeting we were all waiting here like

waiting on eggshells of, like, whatever walks through this door, like Luke's working on the computer, I'm working on a computer, Roops trying to get a lunch order together. Like, you were desperate. You were talking. Panic to, like, get, like, has anyone heard from Diesel? Like, what's going on? Does he have service?

Like, all waiting to see what the vibe. We're going to walk in through the door? Yeah, we were trying to figure out, like, what's going to happen with the rest of the, because whatever happened was going to determine how the rest of the day and evening went. Because of me. Not because of you, but because of like, you know, Roobes was ready. Roobes was like, I don't care if they get the special or not. Someone order me a Chinese chicken salad.

Dude, what were you in a Chinese chicken salad? You were so hungry. I love them, too. Don't get me wrong. You had one for breakfast. No, I had a protein bowl for breakfast. But I. What are you saying that, Sam.

Thanks. No, it's a good flavor. I don't eat dairy, so it's like a sure thing because they don't put dairy in those, so it's easy. The Asian, the Chinese don't do, do the... I guess the Chinese don't really do cheese, do they? No, they do? Koreans do.

Okay, that's not the Chinese sense. You're moving the goalposts in the argument. When I go to Korean barbecue, we do cheese and corn around the side. It's delicious. Sure, but I'm just saying that there's not a cheese on most of the items you're getting. Sure. It's not a big cheese culture. Sure.

I think it's a fair assumption to say. I'll give you that. Chinese cheese. Somebody give that a goo. Luke? I'm sure they have it, but it's not part of, like, the American-Eyes, Chinese. Yeah, it's not like you're not eating, they're not putting it on sandwiches and stuff. They put those little, what's it called, La Choy, the little noodles, little crispy noodles in there?

Yeah, sometimes here are the little wonton things. Yeah, oh, those little wanton things, forget about it. The little La Choy noodles, I used to crush that when I was a kid. They make a salad on healthy fast. Luke was defusing, walking a tight rope, trying to diffuse the situation. It is weird because if me and Foley are gone, Luke is by, proxy is in charge. Oh, absolutely.

Not that he's, there's anything to be in charge of, but... He's the babysitter. He does have the authority to make, purchase, like, it has to go through. And if you've noticed, when he's the babysitter, he can be a little cunty. Can't you? It's also just when Kevin's gone. I'm really in charge. He could be a little bitch.

He sent me to my room. I can't even do anything. Actually, go to your room and think about what you did. He's fighting with his boyfriend or something like that, and he hasn't called, or the boyfriend's out of to party and he stuck babysitting, he could be a little snooty, right? You wouldn't let Sam order. He handled it very well.

He handled it very, very well of like buying time. It was like a veteran quarterback just trying to like run out the clock. Like Rooms was like, did you put that order in and Luke's like, no, I'm working on the thing, the app's like not load. I got to read the live five. Just buy in time.

It was very well done. Every time this guy said it's a five minute walk and it's been a 15 minute walk. Oh, you're one of those. Oh, those guys are Oh, wait, so we go out drinking. Which makes me even matter. I know. But, hold on, we did this.

I literally. Because I stink. We did this yesterday. So we, as we said, me, Colin and Foley. Real quick. The frolic. That's what we're getting to. No, I'm saying.

Downtown. That's what you're what's a great bar, ice cold beers. Literally what I was just setting up of us going to the frolic room. Go ahead. So it's a Chinese chicken salad. And there's no dairy. There's no cheese in it. I've had cheese before

They do it a little Mandarin orange slices in there Sometimes this one wasn't that good though Because it had a ton of kale Too much kale is rough Cale for breakfast You can kick fucking rocks I don't care what country you're from Cale and a salad stinks

Get out of here There's one I like it in from like chop You're eating decoration Sure It'll be eating holly Right But whatever so we go Friend of years

So we go to the frolic room we find searching dive bars we find the frolic room which we get in there pitch black it's like every you just feel at home

you go I know these people I know you but also LA has its own kind of crunchiness so L.A. has its own kind of dirt bag West Coast dirt bag

that we're not you know we're more East Coast dirt you know we can gauge those some of those characters were a little they come in you squirrel

yeah keeping an eye on them that's for sure so we got a little table in a corner back on a wall fucking pivot you know the Jesse James moved back to the wall yeah check the perimeter yeah when there's when there's um older ladies at the bar just hanging out yeah it's usually a dead

giveaway man and there was one she was older she looked younger but she was older when you got closer you're talking about the one that was the bigger lady that was in the white with the she was kind of hot yeah yeah she was and dude every dude I saw a dude kiss her on the neck like going in for you know he was a bar fly she was a bar fly she was a bar flight he's a car come here and he was like doing this to like get and she came in and he went that was all right right on her neck and I saw her life like it everybody was a character in there too we saw this dude he was it was like something right out of once upon a time in Hollywood tall thin dude looked like he could handle himself like

um like a surfer but rugged gray hair the shorts the grip shorts and then the fucking Terminator two rap jacket that is fucking cool this thing we all clocked it without even saying anything he's got a hat on you know what i mean like some like captain malibu hat something like that goes outside goes all the way down sits and rips a heater like he's fucking standing on set waiting for crews to show up phenomenal um yeah it was it was cool great bar but then why we were there we were like is this uh is this a gay bar not there's anything wrong with that not there's anything wrong with that but we started looking around as mostly dudes a lot of dudes a lot of dudes there was like a rainbow thing which was yeah and fine but and then

Solic is a bit of a fancier term a little bit. You know what I mean? If you were like, we started putting two and two together, and I was like, and I put it in Google, is Frolic Room? And first of all, I got to tell you, whether it was or wasn't, I wasn't going anywhere, those beers were. They were unbelievable. The Budweiser was actually covered in ice. It was like, it was nuts. It was sick.

When I went to the bathroom, my Bluetooth guys, and I was asking them. They didn't see gay. They confirmed it is not a gay bar. Yeah. Very trustworthy. But pay well. Very generous men. It wasn't.

And we hung out there for a good while. But then we were going to go relocate. Big Man wanted a little dind or a little snack or something. And you were trying to push for a restaurant, which we do love. But me and you drink a little differently. Me and Colin have our cycles have synced. You guys shut it off. When you guys start drinking, you turn the hot water off.

I always keep a little bit of hot water. running. I don't know what that means. It means you don't eat. You guys want to get all fucked up. We're drinking. Don't mess with the buzz. Yeah, dude. How does that mess with the buzz? You go, you sit down. You get an appetizer. You pick at it. I'll fall asleep. Dude, he'll fall asleep. I'm like, I can't go to a waiter and have a waiter start regulating my consumption. He ordered two, three beers at a time. But then they're sitting there getting warm. And you say to them, listen, I've been to the puppet show. I've seen the strings. I know how this works. Give me a bucket of ice. I don't know why they don't like me.

And you know what? You're talking to the bouncer. You should have killed me. You should have killed me when you had the chance. You dumb motherfuckers. Yeah, that's all I was thinking. I like that little pecky. I know.

But, dude, we are posted up in a perfect corner of the perfect dive bar with literally the coldest beers. And we were drinking them fast. We were crushing beers. And you're like, I'm hungry. We go, okay, let's go to a bar that has food so we can continue to operate how me and and Collinor operate a happy middle. You can operate how you operate with a little bit of grub.

And I probably would have dabbled too A handful of beers and french You know what I'm afraid of a couple of mottsticks I don't kick in you know It's vacation Fucking cold red blood of American Who don't like a mazarella steak? Sammy

What's up? You can't do a mottstick? I mean I came back and I have some pizza Power through pizza yeah I've been playing the trumpet all morning Jesus Man if I was allergic to cheese I don't know what I'd do

Probably be 300 pounds later Talking to mozzarella you should killed me when you had the chance I love that I'm a moussatel huh I like the shredded stuff I'll do that instead of something else if it's in the fridge

what the shredded yeah the stuff they put on that to keep it from coagulating it's bad though it's bad for you okay oh do you know it's bad for you yakaruni

yeah that's why I also don't do that um yakarino some is blowing guys at the probably for a what no that'll extend your life i had to find out hey my buddy's aren't going to believe me this is a gay bar let me blow you your buddy in here and we'll really test it okay um i couldn't do that with kevin couldn't do anything sexual of them yeah no one's asking you to you keep bringing this up i've never been like hey listen i just think

we're better off his friends sure that's fair um but so then he so we find another elbow room or something we're going to walk to yeah and collie's learning the big man's behaviors you know what I mean. The big mat, I got a trail camp set up by his room. I know. Yeah, I know when he's coming out,

coming and going. You're the trainer at the zoo that actually locks himself in the gorilla cage for the first time. What the heck? Turn around. You just sit in the corner.

I come walking out. Just looking at you. Someone got to be a banana quick. Stick it up his ass. As the big man, you know, massages. bruise from time to time. You need to do the same, you know, his reality is in reality.

You need to then also, you can't just hit him with hard facts all the time, you know. Like a 10-minute walk. Yeah, he said. When I got 5, 6, 7 beers in me. He said it's a 10-minute. That makes me sleepy. It's also so funny for Colin to go. Like, Colin's like, dude, it's a 10-minute walk.

Like, thinking that's okay in his world. I'm sorry, I hit you. And you go, uh. Sorry, Carl, sorry about those things I said about your mother. Yeah. Collins, like, it's a 10-minute walk. He goes, 10-minute walk. I go, no, it's not.

And Colin goes, yeah, it's a 5-minute walk. Oh, thank God. Like, you believed him. Like, dude, he lied to you, like, in the same sentence. I don't even notice. I know. He goes, all right. I thought you were talking about another place.

How we really slipped it in was I messed up the first time. I said it's a 10-minute walk. And Kevin's like, no, it's not. And, like, we had lost it for a second. And then you brought it back. You're like, dude, I'm not walking 10 minutes. I was like, no, we're going to go to the elbow room. It's two minutes.

It's the same place. And we said the same name, and you're like, oh, okay, I could do two. You're like, I'm not walking. I'm not walking 10 minutes the elbow room. No, we're going to the elbow room. It's two minutes away. Then I got outside like a dog getting sent to the vet,

and there was something about you two that I didn't trust. So I pulled the trigger and said, let's just go back to the house. I had a feeling. He started going, you know what? Let's just go back and see what the bulls are to me while. I don't know about you fellas. You were motherfucking them. I don't know.

Fuck the asshole don't want to come hang out. What else you get out there? You start seeing that this might be 10 minutes. Yeah, I didn't know. I don't know if I should go with you, fellas. And two minutes that way. And I don't see him at a little room. We're not in Kansas anymore. I see a Valley's total fitness and I ain't falling for that.

It was like 12 years of slave. You guys get me out there, get me drunk. All of a sudden I wake up walking somewhere. Just right this way. I just wanted to go back to the house. Yeah. Well, I was a great. But then we got back here.

You're like, you want to go out? And I'm like, dude, we were just fucking. Yeah. I was pushing to go with Root. I wanted to go hang Rub's a Hollywood kid He's got his own things Going on out of here

You know, he was You know a couple moving shake Do a couple spots You know what I mean? Chones I wanted to go to Rubes And Sam's like what's his name And Donnie Brasco

That starts to go doing Coke deals at the motel On his own He's out of here operating We both you guys bump in Rubinoff took a spot at the improv That's why he's dead Jesus Christ Skippy

I couldn't be We couldn't be trust He's making his bed He's fucking doing spots I don't know what's going on. I'm making you say, say his name, say his name. But, yeah, I said you could have come, but then you didn't want me to go. No, I, you, you, that was you being, uh, in your head, Foley.

Second guest Foley? Yeah. So what are you going to do? Are you going to be hanging out in the green room? I'm like, yeah, I'm booked on a show. I might be in the green room and you are a comic and you can come there. And I'm sure you're welcome. You would have wanted me to go.

I was fine either way. But I didn't want you to come in the state that you were in. Oh. Drunk? We were just. trying to suggest, Rubes was going in with a mission. To operate. He's moving and shaking.

Sometimes you've got to go in tight. He was scheduled to talk to some people. Who's better to go on a mission than Uncle Hank? Ryan, Luke, Kevin, Colin, Rubes, the guy that dropped us off last night, the guy that checked the bags at L.A. The guy blew in the frolic room. You never even see me, dude. I'm like a ninja.

I would have slipped right into the corner of the bar. I would have had him on comms. If he needed me, I would have been there. Otherwise, I'm just chilling in the corner. You're talking to Rubinoff. Hey, ask him here in his ear. Ask him if he's mad at me. Ask him if he's mad at me and he thinks I'm cute.

Have they seen the show? I repeat, have they seen the show? Can we go home? I want to go home. Chopper's coming in. There's been a lot of chopper circle. Everybody's scatter. That's like the fourth or fifth one.

Yeah, they're looking for somebody. Probably you. Woo-wee. Bugman's back. I would love to run from a chopper. That would be so fun. Two minutes. to the elbow room.

Now you want to run from a chopper. It'd be fun. The light on you, you can't get away from that thing. You got to go to LAX. That's what you do. You drive to LAX. Because they can't fly in the airspace. Can't fly in the airspace.

You park the car in there, kill the attendant, obviously. You take his car, go to his house. Have sex with his wife. Have sex with his wife. You got to play the part. Sure. You dye your hair. You lose 30 pounds.

You get in a neighbor's car. Drive straight down to Mexico. Go right to the cartel. say, listen, I'm all yours, whatever you need. I got insider information about Sam Rubinov. It's crazy you didn't want him to go with you. We would have had a good time. Would have fun.

It would have made for a great story, I believe, yeah. Fully got thrown out of the left back. You've fallen down a plate of stairs. There were a lot of stairs there. Really? Yes. Huh. Yeah.

Okay. Just see now. Looking up to stairs, you should have killed me when you had the chance. I don't know about this, Roob's stand-up comedy's overrated. This little town stinks. What a trip. Yeah, it's been fantastic. It's a little sad collie's flying out early.

It sucks. It sucks. Yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow morning early. You have no idea. I hate that. I know. I hate when somebody meets us somewhere or when somebody flies out early. I like when everybody goes together.

That way, if we're all on the same plane. All right. Easy does it. want us all to go together because I don't mind dying I just don't want to be the dickhead that goes by himself if I die next to you

don't want to kill myself you'd probably would you'd be upset wouldn't you what do you think if I didn't go with my wife and kids or I guess I don't want to go with them was what do you think the last thing you'd say to me was

I've already thought about it in my head I know what you would say to me yeah I'm sure it's probably not sweet no it's very sweet I love you buddy I'm glad I'm going out with you we're going to be alright

psych But anyway, he said there was one parachute I got to get out of here Good luck with everything Don't forget to call I'd go down with the plane I'd give you the parachute You got a child, family

People that love you Yeah Plus I could throw that in your face For all eternity I can pull the Clooney I'm going down with the ship like that Can't be you shit Pussy

Tell everybody how cool I was Don't anybody know I was crying yeah 100% I fucking love you dog going out together I tell you gotta do it it's over it's a wrap it's gonna be two seconds

and it's gonna be nothing or we're gonna burn for a long time it's gonna suck fucking doing that shit freaking out on each other I'm punching it up with the flames do you ever hear the audio of that all right easy I mean

hey hey hey who banker bangalooie and stuff dude I gotta keep you on a short leave about like How about all the boys back in coach? Oh, you guys are on the flight? Yeah. I thought you said you want us all to be flying together.

Yeah, well, I can't run back and it's not a wedding. I know you can't run back and start trying to make out with Colin. Yeah, I mean, you know, I hope you guys are tight together in your foxhole. We're in our foxhole. You know what I mean? Separate but equal. Sam China. I can't get up out of my seat belt.

The one thing I would do is I would yell at the flight attendants to shut the floor. fuck up because I've seen in the videos where they're just repeating braise your impact hey me and they do it in a very non-performative way it stinks I don't want to listen to your fucking voice as we're as I'm five minutes away from hell shut the fuck up we all have our fucking heads down you know the thing they say it's like praise for impact head between your knees and they keep repeating it because you got morons on the fucking plane probably got some asshole getting up trying to get his overhead read the room everybody just put the down what the fuck yeah dude that would that would be awful just to hear something over and over

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They're not trying to help. We're already, listen. Okay. All right. Helping anybody. All right. Colin is leaving early because he is attending a wedding. Attending a wedding.

I'm in a wedding. A Pittsburgh wedding. Yeah, dude. It's, I think at this age. That's how I do. I picture it is that scene in deer hunter. I really do. Mary Colvowalski's getting married to Johnny Wickickikowsky.

It's a bunch of fat polwar. You're not wrong You're not completely wrong There's going to be a cookie table A cookie table You don't know about the cookie table No Dude the Pittsburgh cookie

Were you in Foley's room again I'd appreciate it If you'd stay out of my room Keep your nose out of my The cookie table Well you don't know Rudy from the cookie table It's two minutes from the elbow room It's not far

I'll be over at the birthday cake If you need me I ain't done Definitely a straight bar by the way Yeah the cookie A Pittsburgh thing, I guess, it's the cookie tape, like, where you have just a table, like, you have a wedding cake, but then you have a table where, like, everybody brings cookies. From the house. Do you bake them or do you buy them?

Usually, like, I think. The old broad day bake them. I think when you were, like, you know, getting married in fire halls, people were just bringing, like, I'm bringing lady locks, I'm bringing chocolate chips, you know, and then you have this whole table of cookies. I love a homemade cookie tray. Yeah. I really do. My mom's hairdresser's mom throws. one out every Christmas. Your mom's hair, dressers, mom. My mom's hair dressers, mother puts them out.

At your house? How do you get invited to this party? Yeah, that's a stretch. No, no, no. She sells them at Christmas. Oh, she sells them. It comes in the house. Gotcha. Okay. Oh. So cookie table, will there be, will there be like any pierogies or anything like that? No, I don't think it'll be like a traditional. This isn't that old school. No, like, if you were going like getting married in a fire hall, something like that, be rigatoni or bake ziti parogis I love that baked chicken you know

stuff like that but this is this is a buffet or a seeded affair I think this is a pleaded affair did you pick an entry? I haven't picked so it might be a buffet huh yeah I haven't picked any I'll be honest what you pick I have not I got the hot pocket done a great job of like keeping track of what's going on at the wedding

what's going on as a as a groomsman I've sort of been given instructions of when I have to show up Have you, okay, you said, so Groo's in, you mentioned running the Tux. I got to rent it, yeah. That's sent in your Tuesday. You didn't already do that? No, it's rented, but. Have you tried it on yet?

I have not tried. Because you can get real, I've been jammed up. Dude, I, I'm here. Where was I going to try it on? You got you one in L.A. I fly in, or I drive to Pittsburgh on Thursday, but by the time we get in, it's going to be closed. I can only try on the tux Friday morning and the wedding is Saturday. What's that, that drive from New York to Pittsburgh?

We are really just crossing the fingers that, like, eating a breakfast burrito every day for 10 days straight and drinking 10 bud lights at night before bed didn't do what I think it's going to do. I'm going to be eating charcoal briquettes on the plane trying to detox. Yeah. Everybody has to wear the same.

Everybody's getting the tucks in the same place, right? Yeah, we're all getting the match. How many guys are in it? I think it's four. best man and three groomsman that's not bad yeah so four to you're a groomsman not the best man not the best man but you were involved in organizing the bachelor i was involved with that which seemed pretty cool you guys got rid of the house you did paintball pin canoos hung out also shout out yeah yeah yeah um who's getting married great comic what'd you say he'll be dead soon

yeah yeah um what's going in the envelope how much money yeah yeah you know you know you done the fact you had to ask how much we did i texted him i said you're not buying something i said like what do you like what do you prefer i was like is there something you need or do you just want cash and he was like i just want cash so i was he's bootstrapping this shut up to ray he's yeah he's he's in albany right now he's in a college cafeteria playing whose line is it anyway trying to get this thing paid for so where any penny helps but i was thinking 300 wow that's very good yeah that's Good. Buck 50 each.

That's very good or that's just standard? I think that's good. I mean, dude, I'm not... I would do the same. Yeah. But these guys throw around money. Yeah. No, that's, that's, you know, 300's great.

300. I'm a C-level headliner. I'm doing papered room. Yeah, no, 300 is for, you know... For calling. For a guy like you. For a guy like you. Hank is not said...

That's terrible. A guy like you. What are you doing? This is the quietest Hank is being. Nothing to do with how much money you have. Yes, that's specifically what I don't have any. And that you, listen, no one should be taking financial advice from you. This is a gift.

How much would you think? And I just like it. How much would you think I should give him? Give him $500. No. Pretty crazy. $500? Where am I going to find $500?

I barely have, I got to borrow $2.50 from my dad to get them to get him the three. You're a groomsman. Dude, at first of all, this idea. Listen, if they're boys, he should understand that like, hey, don't give me money you don't have. Right. I'm probably going to One of us is going to borrow it off of each other in the next year Any of it's really just a short-term loan

My kind of guy You're taking it from after the wedding? It's right here But dude like this I think it's also crazy Like when he asked me to be a groomsman He's like hey I want you be a groomsman He's got to drive six hours to pickers I'm an idiot The bachelor party

Yeah I had to pay for that It's like in Ray's like dude you should be on I go he asked me to be groomsman I go Okay cool and he's like you're not going to say thank I'm like, for what? Yeah. Like, you're not one of the nights of the roundtaker, you know what I mean?

You're not honored, dude. Yeah, like, it's like, it's like, holy shit, were you raised best man? I'm not seconded you in a battle, you know? It's like, it's crazy. Well, you're supposed to say thank you, thank you man, I'm honored. Dude, that's crazy. You didn't say that? It's not honorable.

Nothing we have done leading up. Dude, part of me was like, you're doing this on a weekend. Like, you know when we work, right? Like, I was like, you know, that's a missed income. You couldn't get a Tuesday? I got late shift on Saturday. I did a one-nighter. At least it was Sunday night, I can get back.

This is a Pittsburgh wedding. Yeah. I got a fucking work. I ain't got time to come to the wedding. You wouldn't believe how many people have asked, like, all right, the Steelers are at home, so I can't play. Sure. You know, I can't get the hotel because it'll be in traffic on the way back.

Right. You know, that's a big... It's a Saturday night. Saturday night. Steelers are playing Sunday. All right. Yeah. Yeah, you got a coordinator.

Listen, I give you that. You got to coordinate. And yeah, I'm just being a fucking asshole. That $350 is great. You got all that stuff. By the way, 300. By the way, it was $300. Oh, 300.

Depending on whether this is public or not, it might be $200. You know what I mean? When does this come out, huh? Yeah, yeah. It depends if Ray listens to this or not. Luke, chop it up so it makes it look like you give him three grade. Anthony to show, you text him, listen, are you garbage at all? Yeah, right.

Those guys stink. It's not that great of a show to be honest. The final cut is just me. I'm going to give him $3,000 is the voiceover. Put it in there. That'd be great. I feel like if you're in the wedding party you shouldn't have to get a gift

I don't disagree with that I don't disagree with that Dude they are expensive Or I married Phil and Lauren And I had to like pay like 120 bucks to get the thing To get certified

Then the tucks And plus I was very tight on cash at the time Oh man you were fucking dude They're well aware I stiffed them Town on fumes I remember that Yeah Didn't I didn't you ask

Did I offer the Did you loan you something back then? Hey, can you make him a story where I was the hero? Hey, I don't remember, but that's something I feel like you should tell people I did. I've done that. I've saved your life on a plane. We've each lent each other money. Of course.

I don't know if I've really ever lent you money. Yeah, you for sure have. Definitely bought me a meal. Oh, I mean, yeah, that's not lending money. Give me clothes. I've funded your heater habit for fucking 25 years. Fun of my heater habits for years. Give me clothes.

Also, for the listener, Foley. We're out of heaters. Foley's taking them out of the ashtray and rip it. I don't know if you see. Also, this is out dirt bags. We've been using the fire pit as an ash. We're going to have to probably clean those out. That seems pretty crazy.

You know that or start a fire. But there's a full heater in there. Would you smoke? There's an unlit heater in there. Where is it? It's behind that brick. Okay. That seems up your alley.

Yeah. It's clean ash. Nobody's spitting there, did they? I mean, I don't know. I mean, I just, listen, we've been smoking heaters. Okay, if I'm smoking heaters, you've been, you're, yeah, I've been smoking heaters. Your heater, your heater game is heavier than it was before you quit. Don't do that.

Don't do that. Don't say that. Don't say that. That's not true. That's, you're lying. Ladies and gentlemen, this man is an alcoholic. And he should have killed me when he had the chance. Um, I mean, I've never seen you take one out of the, out of the thing.

Because. Because. Yeah, I think of something. Kevin. I need them. Get going. You go, have you heard Collins only giving fucking $300?

Fucking scumbag. It's Yom Kippur. I got to get to Sam Zanz house. I don't have time to answer your questions. I can't be buying cigarettes at 7-Eleven on Yom Kippur. Because when I get up in the morning, when I'm on heaters, what's this guy? Raking the fucking patio?

You probably hear you. Relax. Okay, everybody's a chill. It just got super Super weird Fully Sam, don't say that Sam Rubinoff I apologize

Because when I get up in the morning I want to have a heater And I have my coffee And I needed a heater And you You know You fat girl two of them Last night

You fed you drunk fat girl Two of them last night I I'm a little I'm a little I And I took you upstairs and pooped in your pants. Yeah, but this goes back to the marble lights aren't yours.

You smoke all of, you've smoked all of yours, and then you just go, these are mine, and they're not. Oh, now we're pointing fingers. I know, but you can't. It's not all for one. I saw you smoking a camel light yesterday. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you didn't.

Yes, you had one in your hand. No, I didn't. What are we doing? Why aren't you let me lie successfully to everybody? No, no, no. You had a camel because there was no Marlborough Lights. You had a camel. I did not, man.

He did. Admit that. I didn't. It was at the airport. Yesterday? We weren't at the airport yesterday. No, it wasn't yesterday. Listen to me.

Just let them lie. I'm not lying. You had a camel light. I remember vividly seeing a camel light in your hand. Because you said, are there marble lights? And somebody said, no. And I've been well documented. that I'm not listening.

Okay, maybe you didn't smoke it, but did you have that camel light in your hand? No, I've never touched one. Did we go to dinner at Marvin? Tommy, did we go to dinner at Marvin? We were. You were at the dinner. What did I have?

A lot. Do you want me to say, do you want the list alphabetical or by weight? You couldn't tell me everything I ate. Yeah, I could. What did I have? Bolognaise. Some of, I think you had a little bit of diesel.

Hey, don't you got a wedding to get to? The steak tartar, the anchovy toast. Hold on. These are shared appetizers, ladies and gentlemen. Shared appetizers. Continue. You had some. Okay.

Anchovies. Uh-huh. On toast. Uh, the cheesecake. I had a bite of cheesecake. Just, okay. Just cheesecake. Uh-huh.

Tirmisu. A bite. The toffee. The toffee cake. One bite. The last bite, because you animals all ate it. No, there was still a bite left on the table. You could have taken.

And I didn't. Right. Thank you, Sammy. Octopus. Pursuit melon. Octopus. You want to keep going? Sounds like a pet store.

Jesus great. Holy shit. Who are you fucking knowing? Sounds like a werewolf gotten pet co. You clean everybody out. Two parakeets. A boa constrictor. I don't know.

How'd you died that? That was debon. Lovely meal. It was, yeah. No, it was great. And I'm trashy. for comedic purposes, but we did order a hundred things in everybody, everybody

down. Everyone picked, yeah. The spicy rigatone. I didn't have any of that. Didn't taste it? No. And diesel ate the rest of my pasta, which, by the way, disgusting. You ate food after me. I'm aware of that, which is one more reason why

you shouldn't eat after me. Kevin, do you eat after me? I have. We shared soup. But you were drunk in Ireland. Yeah. You shared a cream soup with you. So bad, dude. You got two pints of foley in you, baby. How drunk, do you know how that, I mean, how drunk I was.

That's like jumping in a bath with somebody. I mean, he's grossed out by me. Don't make it seem like I'm crazy. No, no, no, I'm disgusting. Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I mean, all human beings are kind of, like, all human beings are gross.

I wouldn't share cream soup with almost anybody. But Luke, I'll eat whatever. I would share a bowl of soup. I would take a bite of his soup. why he was eating it. There's certain people. What are you doing? You're on the phone?

I got meetings. I am pretty, it is astonishing that Luke just has no problem sharing a vape with you. He does have a problem with it. The alcohol wipes it. Listen, they didn't like that, man. What are you talking about? I'm not a fucking dirt bag. I will say, though, when we started this run, you said, I have a mysterious bump on the roof of my mouth,

and I think I have a rotten tooth or a tooth infection. And then you go, Luke, let me get a drag off of that vape. Anyway, first of all, I told that in private. No, you told most of Terminal 4. Yeah, we're in baggage claim, I remember. I got to go to the dentist. I think my one tooth, I think I have a cavity of my one tooth. Yeah.

And I think it's like, I think it has like a little abscess above it or like some type of infection. Oh, that's not urgent at all. Is it urgent? It doesn't hurt. The way I do, this is what I do when it comes to my teeth. All of a sudden. Forget all about them. Well, first of all, I brush and floss and use mouthwash every day.

That's the only, it's so crazy that flossing my teeth every single day twice a day is something that I do on a regular basis. See, there's a flossom and there's only six of them. That's three cracks. I'm done. The only thing I do religiously, which I don't understand why I can do that and not do everything else in my life. Like why I'm disciplined to do that, but not anything else. It's crazy. But what I'll do is, first of all, I use that Sincidine heavy bike.

And my teeth are good. But then if I get a cavity, I will wait until it's Friday and I wake up and all of a sudden it's that throbbing toothache pain where if I don't have a piece of ice on it, I'm in agony. And then I'll ride that out until Sunday if I can't get a dentist appointment. And then I'll go in Monday and have them fucking have them take care of it. And once they hit you with that Novacane and that pain goes away, whew! Give me a butt out of the ashtray. Yeah, but I know I got to go get this address because I don't want to have that situation again

where I'm screaming in pain. So why not make an appointment now for Friday? I already did. Did you? I did. Good. That's good. Okay.

Anybody believe that? The peanut gallery? I don't know how the time does it work? Do you believe that room? How far's the elbow room from here? I don't believe me. I don't know. Ryan

Luke Colin doesn't Sam do you believe me now that it's brought up no I can't know You're correct That was a lie Your tell shows go

Someone will go This is your tell You act on it I'll give it to you Oh okay great Oh man What about to create a monster So how did

I might have I might be The beats of that conversation Uh huh Right the beats of that conversation Was Why don't you make one right for Friday also just ahead of that you're like I need to make one you did say I need

to make it doctor's a point I gotta get this addressed I gotta get this addressed which if you had made one you would have already made one just saying so you did show your hand all right be aware of my be aware of my tense past present tense when I'm lying okay you know what's easy stop lying we don't have to do any of this but get back to that he then you go yeah you go why don't you do that now and you go I did and you always You put your hands together, and you purse your lips and you shake your head. I did. It's the only time you ever do that.

I did. Well, I don't need you anymore. Now I have everything I need. One thing I do want to address, which... Address it. Is my friend Flip. our good buddy flip our good buddy friend of the show very early patreon episode public episode i think he was on a he was in the background of a public episode or a page i forget he

one of our boys one of kippy's boys with the three of us lived together the three of us lived together in south philadelphia in south philadelphia on titan street um i lived in the basement next of the washing machine yeah that you did um closed a lot of ass down there i don't I don't think you brought I don't think a girl even made it to the block A girl It's talking about Flip No, never had anybody there

Yeah Nothing Real cool guy Man Huh I used to just turn the dryer on So it would so it would soothe me to sleep Sit on it

So Flip's been squirrely He showed up to the show at Bray Flip lives out here now He showed up to the show of Bray Didn't text me like hey I'm on my way whatever, whatever. He just came into the green room,

which I don't know how he got paid security. He just showed up in the green room. By the way, we do have to address that with the Brea Improv that somehow they're letting people in and out of this place. We had magicians flips there. That's a lot of people. That magician, poor magician must have hated our guts. It was a magician doing a show after ours.

We left the green room like a frat house. Yeah. It was, well, those. No, it was discussed. Come on. No, no, no, I'm not pushing back. I'm just saying. Not on purpose

Well, most roadrooms don't have That's specific As most road rooms Don't have all these beers in there They don't have a second show Another person coming in to do a show After our show It's usually like your green room or whatever

So for them to turn that And he had a lot of gear And we roll with the fucking crew Plus the fucking flip was there The fucking manager was there So it was heavy It was hectic Worse behavior

But you also have to defer to us and not even from like a whatever, Stan, we're a bigger operation than he was, like people-wise. Flip got a whiff at this house, which is a very nice house, came over, I'll stop by after the show for a beer, ended up staying here, sleeping here, till about two in the afternoon. He kept going.

Watch the birds game. He kept going, I'll watch the birds game. Then the birds game was over. He goes, who's playing the afternoon games? He's like, who's tonight? So he went home. He was in the Rams. I'm in.

And then we hadn't heard from him. him I haven't heard from him and he texts he texts diesel which I don't know how the fuck he got I don't know how he got diesel's number um he goes in the operator he would like to arrive at 2.30 this afternoon

for a swim and summertime sips does this work for the AYG gang he goes 2.30 works but Mrs. Foley and Ryan have have to have oh misders okay that you were making a

an old I would have appreciated it They have to record an episode So they'll be abstaining from alcohol He goes, they'll be abstaining from alcohol He goes, uh, oh fuck, did I say his last name? Yeah Flip sees no issue with this, cheers Please ensure there's plenty of bottled water for Flip

And you said we'll keep it on ice I like how to the... I don't think Flip mines if we're here or not I don't think that would be an issue for him No, Flip might show up with luggage until we check out, I think That might be... And I believe he'll be coming with a plus one. Is he?

I'm sure. That he meant to, did he run that by Diops? There's no way Flip's bringing somebody. This is Rudy. He's a good dude. This is Gary. He lives on my block. Just some fucking guy.

Hey, man. But yeah, we got to wrap it up. Me and Foley have to get to another big time, a Hollywood meeting in there. We're out here setting them straight, gang. Making demands. Don't think we're going to Hollywood. We're not. We're giving them the real feel.

Telling them what's up. I don't know. Let's start calling us the 10-day forecast because we're getting a real fucking field ball. Getting it every day. Fucking, um. It's AYG versus Hollywood. Let's go. Lock in.

We'll see you next week. Peace.