Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Bad Breakfast w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

Are You Garbage is back with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. We're taking bad taco meat, respecting your homies and singing to shazam! It's a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Best of AYG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL8bt-D-ZN4&list=PLCJp1IfokN9Cy1Hi79LSGAykCKfRDM_y9 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored by: Pestie: For 10% off your order, go to pestie.com/ayg Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Promo Code: garbage Harry's: Get Harry’s right now for just $6 at https://harrys.com/AYG Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? #comedypodcasts #comedians #podcastshow #comedypodcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gang tickets for the Back on the Block Tour are going quick, baby, so get them ready, getting is good. Yeah, we're coming to San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Burlington, Boston, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philly, Rochester, and Toronto. All tickets available at RUgarbage.com. We'll see yous on the road. Welcome to another exciting edition of RU Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Hey ye. It's that little. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that after group to be classy. Yeah.

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Raleigh, North Carolina Richmond, Virginia Baltimore Maryland Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the motherfucking met let's go figure show we've ever done And then Rochester, New York and Toronto, Canada get those takey boys are coming out hard in the fourth quarter I'm here. I got a holy shit right before bonus time. I got a paper to this baby somehow. Yeah, man Man, he thinks ain't freaking cheap, I'll tell you that. This kid better have a good right hand on him, I'll tell you that right now. I don't know how-

Public school down the line. I don't know how everybody's, I don't know how people did this. It's fucking, everything's a grand. You turn around, it's a grand. You need a chair, it's a grand. A chair! Oh, we need a chair for the baby.

Baby can't even hold his head up, he needs a fucking recliner. Like a broadened Vegas, huh? Jesus. Every time the kid goes to the bathroom, he wants to play the tables a little bit like a fucking ATM machine gang This is what we call a family episode just the boys the bozos and the homies just the way we like it We can't thank you enough for tuning in kippy. How the hell are you kidding? I'm doing pretty good. Are you you don't seem it? Okay, you seemed a little tense today when I came in. No, not at all.

With your old pal Uncle Hank. Oh. Bright eyed and bushy tailed. No. Cause I love ya. Okay. I don't know if you're setting me up for something. You're setting me up.

I've seen the program before. You're setting me up for something. I need a small payday loan. To be quite honest with ya. To start off, you start calling me an asshole. Psychological warfare. It beat you down. I feel like you need me.

Then you're vulnerable. That's right. Listen, I had a little bit of a... So... Tell me. Maybe about three days ago, I made some ground beef. Hamburger meat. This isn't trashy.

It just felt not... I don't know, something and currently. Put the paper towel in there to soak up the grease? Obviously. You did? Yeah. That is such a dirtball move. Well, we can sit there and let it boil off. I'm hungry. I'm a growing boy. You take a fucking spoon and you pull it out. Or you leave it in there like a gentleman.

Whoever said that that was bad, by the way? It just gets too oily. It does. Everybody, listen, it does. Everybody knows this. You heat it off. You burn it off. Well, that takes 40 minutes sometimes. You flambé it. And I don't know if you've seen any of this hamburger meat.

It's just producing his grease. It don't stop, dude. Say there's like 8 million cows in one thing, one hamburger. It's a big burger. Like I'm juicy. Talking quarter pound. So listen, I make some hamburger meat. I'm eating lean. Now, what are you doing with this? What do you mean? What are you making?

I'm making a bowl that my wife found. Okay. A little bit of a, ah man, what was it? There's some peas in there. Okay. There was some sweet potato. Okay. Uh, peas, sweet potato, something else I'm missing here. Onions. No. Ketchup. Cheddar cheese. I did buy cheese but I didn't put it in there.

Leeks. Nah, I forget. Something else. You know what a leek is? Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh. I got one at the house.

Fucking drywalls. Fucked. Um, yeah, I used to work produce. I used to work cashier. I didn't know all the produce. Fucking drywalls. Yeah, I used to work produce. I used to work cashier. I didn't know all the produce. They didn't fucking sell leeks in Acme until three years ago. What are you talking about? I had to take a test. I've said this before, that was the most nerve-wracking week of my life. Some fat ass fucking guy testing me on vegetables. It's like, hey buddy, why don't you put the cheeses down and try a leek? You're over at Sylvan Learning Center for two weeks trying to get ready for this?

So whatever. So now I got, it was this morning. We had to be in here bright and early. Yeah, hamburger for breakfast? Well, hold on. I put some, so I, oh, when I did it, I did some taco seasoning in there. I like that.

Right? So then for breakfast, I made three seasoning in there. I like that. Right? So then for breakfast, I made three scrambies and I'm looking. Really? And I threw the taco meat in there. Listen. Which, listen, hold on. Obviously, whatever.

It didn't feel right. Dude, the second I opened up the container, and I didn't do a think, I just opened it up and dumped, and half of me forgot it was taco seasoned. And I got a whiff of that, and I didn't do a thing. I just opened it up and dumped and half of me forgot it was taco season and I got a whiff of that and I was like, I feel this feels like I'm at dinner right now. That's saying right. It's too early and this is like dude, this is like 715. This is 715 in the morning. I'm eating taco meat. It was bad. A little breakfast chili. It

didn't feel right. Have you ever done that? Obviously, it's left or whatever. No, but I like it. I'll be honest with you. I like it. I'm burping up like I just had a gordita. It ain't good, dude. It's bad news. Starting your day. Kippy Crunch Supreme. There's too much sodium in there. Something. Something. The tacos. I don't get it because it's like, you know, it's meat. It's protein. Why isn't there a ground beef omelet? You know, why isn't there a burger omelet?

I've had that. Sure. Really? I might have made it. I'm big with if I got left over ground beef. That's pretty good. I throw that right. You put the eggs, you let the eggs cook a little bit, or maybe I'll even put the meat on, then crack the eggs in there. So it's not really like egg. It's like egg pieces in the meat.

I don't hate that. Sprinkle a little cheese in there. Did you top that off? Quarter cup of Sargento. It's 110 calories't hate that. Sprinkle a little cheese in there. Did you top that off? A quarter cup of Sargento. It's 110 calories, 7 grams of protein. I'm losing weight. Did you start that off? Did you finish that off with a little bit of lettuce,

tomato, and some sour cream or something like that? Lettuce and tomato at breakfast? Well, you got a taco omelet. A taco omelet? No, but it just didn't feel right. And my wife was in the She was like on a call when I was doing this and she smells that cooking. She hung up the call She's like are you making tacos? And I was like shut up. Did you open up a gyro stand? I deport ya. Zip it

Holy shit. Yeah, I didn't feel it didn't feel right Way in let me know but it's like it's it's just something about that taco season. Just didn't have the the the the orange grease on it too. No, it didn't because I had dried out the grease. Wow. There you go. I've had that grease in there before. I think I did 8515 to Yeah, when I was a kid, I remember seeing that for the first time by my Aunt Mary's beef stew, I believe it was. And the next day or maybe it was her spaghetti.

But when she would take that out of the fridge, it would have that layer of grease on it and she would skim it off and toss it. Where are you going with that grease? Make it make good with that Lord. All right, let's quit screwing around. Yeah as you know when you sign up for the old patreon Get your question right on the air by the taco King himself Kevin Ryan Breakfast tacos why do you do breakfast burritos they do but that's bacon and sausage. You typically a breakfast meat listen

I'm not pushing back on this by any stretch. the imagination. It's trash, but that's delicious. I think we should be putting ground beef in more stuff. I agree, but the taco, it's just like, I got to tell you, I'm off today. I got to go home, shower, lay back down, get up, and start the day again. It don't feel right to have taco. I kissed my wife with taco bread this morning. I went off to work, grabbed my lunch pail, and came off to the content factory. More ground beef in it.

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like where this is going while on a date so you don't have to pay for the Uber back home. I'm waiting on that direct deposit to hit then the broad jam me up with the appetizers. Jesus. I gotta say I've done some dirt bag maneuvers in my day financially with apps and switching from PayPal to whatever the instant transfer overdraft that's genius. Does that mean he's closing the deal automatically? They're going to the same place?

Hey, you want to get the Uber back to my place? What if she's like, hey, I got to get up early. Then you're sitting at a bus stop as she drives. Yeah, but then he can take the bus home. I mean, if you're by yourself and you're poor, you're broke, you're like, hey, I'm taking the subway. It is what it is. Your Fridays to go bag with you. I guess. But in this thing, you go, you would're broke. You're like, hey, I'm taking the subway It is what it is your Fridays to go bag with you

I guess but in this thing you go you would I guess well the uber I guess so he paid for dinner maybe yeah Hey, my phone died. He probably had a hundred bucks hundred and fifty bucks. Sure as I can't I'm not I can't swing the $20 That's brilliant. Yeah, that's pretty smart man because what I would have to do back when I was jammed up. I have a phone charger on me. Fuck. Is that an iPhone 4? I need the old iPhone 4. I think we should see other people. I remember many a times entering my wife's credit card

into my Uber account. I remember standing on third ave. Or no, second ave. It was like second and second and I was so broken She's like, alright, let's get an uber home and I was still in the wooing phase at this point I think I started see the city. I think I started crying Really? I was just so yeah, I was just down bad started crying. Maybe not crying frustrated Still the nerves of the home and trying to make love to her. I

Think it was her birthday too. I stink! I'm bad with mud! You're trying to pitch a threesome just so you get the cab fare home? Seems like a good guy. Hey buddy, what do you say you knock in for this? Come up to my plate. And what do you think of this broad here? Uh, yeah, that I respect. That's a good one.

I guess I didn't really... The times when I was really broke, the Apple Pay and all the apps weren't necessarily. Now you can go, my phone's dead. Somebody get me. Mm-hmm. Which were, I'll Venmo you this week. I'll do that later. Have you ever forgotten your wallet?

No. The only person I would really ever had to do that with was her. I'll tell you later. Have you 15 bucks in it and I picked up that check was probably like 12. So now I'm down to six bucks I'm down to like I'm in double digit. I'm under I'm under 50 bucks an expensive chopped cheese waiting on that direct deposit and Then we went out to dinner someone my god. Let me get this and she's like I saw your account earlier Man kind of man, are you Still went home and try to make love to her too, I bet, didn't you? Probably. I mean, I am a I am a

red blooded man at the end of the day. Kippy here. He's a man. Uh that's a good one. I respect that. I love that. I love hearing the new the new age tech dirt bag scam. What the kids are doing. Yeah, because I didn't have that.

These broads got cash on them. They do. They got money. They do these broads. It's always hard work you guys pay for everything by a thousand dollar chairs. It was the same in high school too when a girl would tell you oh my god, I definitely failed that test. They never failed it. They got like an A. You know what I mean? I picture your dumb ass. I failed too, Cindy. You got a helmet on? At football practice. Ah, man. That's good. Alright, let's see here. This is from Folies Osempi Plug.

First time, long time, never have on red. Got a banger here, boys. Have you guys ever been to a dry wedding reception on a Friday night? We were recently talking about about dry receptions. Yes. This breakfast for dinner, catering from Cracker Barrel over a hundred bozos in attendance. I cheers the Red Solo Cup of OJ after the best man's speech with a mouthful of scrambies. What? That's wait, hold on. a solo cup of OJ after the best man's speech with a mouthful of scrambies. What? That's...

Wait, hold on. Friday night, wedding. Dry. Breakfast for dinner. Yeah. Is, is, that's what we're having. Taco, omelettes. And no booze.

No booze. Well, I guess breakfast for dinner, I wouldn't want booze, I would say. You could do mimosas, at least. I mean, not as... Bloody Marys. Sure. I mean, I don't want to be drinking beer and eating dinner for bread at that point I don't even really eat at a wedding. I'm drinking first of all I didn't know cracker barrel did catering What do you got that cracker barrel breakfast?

They do it all For catering yeah, really face. I'll individually plate it all a cart style What's a hundred people caution you got the prices on there give us some items there? Let me do some inquiries could do probably some Sausage gravy yeah biscuits some scrammy some sausage some cared scrammy though. That's tough man Do you think it was a buffet would it say buffet or was it served no what? Wait, yeah, that cracker bar. I'd be crazy. I guess I didn't think of that They're gonna say you're using red solo cup that's a good one. What? Cracker Barrel. That'd be crazy, I guess. I didn't think of that. They also you're using

you're using Red Solo Cup. They got that game on the table. We're you trying to figure it out with the with the golf tees. It's brutal. Uh damn. That's a rough one. Do it a dry wet. Listen, alcoholism aside. Alright. It's pretty cool.

You're doing a dry wedding. That's not cool to do to people, man. You can't do that. Can't have a dry wedding. Make it less people. I I understand that. I mean, 100 people, unless you're like all very less 70% are very religious for cash bar. You don't want to spend the money religious. What's religion got to do with anything? A lot of times that's dry bars. No, come on. Jesus, drank?

They were all fucked up. Pancake tacos. What? Buffet style, 70 bucks. What the fuck's a pancake taco? I don't know. Let me get out. Was there ground?

Is there taco meat in it? I thought I was bad. No, I'm down with that. No taco meat. It's just a buttermilk pancake filled with bacon, fried egg, and cheese. Whoa. I got you. That's all right. It's just a buttermilk pancake filled with bacon fried egg and cheese Whoa gotcha that's like a McGriddle. It's their version of a McGriddle. That's all right. I Cheers one of those things huh damn all right. I mean listen raise a taquito whatever you got in front of you

That's a new level of trash. I've never heard breakfast for dinner at a wedding Cracker Barrel man, and then the red solo cup, but hey listen, you know what these people fucking got it together They had a party for them dry wedding. No dry wedding tough, but they're making it fucking work I don't hate the breakfast or dinner You know would be nice is at the end of the wedding if you did something like that I get to go plate. Yeah, like pre pre-wrap bacon egg and cheeses or something. Yeah, right home fucking munching one I wanted to do that, but I got nixed got shot down on that. What'd you want to do? I wanted to do like McDonald's or something like that for everybody on the way out the door

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This is from Taylor not so swift great name How bad is it if one year on vacay my dad made deviled eggs in our hotel room with the hard-boiled eggs? That were put out at the continental breakfast fuck Jesus Stinky that was not a nice hotel just deviled eggs in general You know they were getting made the whole refrigerator. I just got the chill I just got the fucking I love it devil day. I'd eat the whole tray man in the hotel

There's a guy that makes a Full meals in a hotel room. Yeah He's like sous vide in the fucking steaks and shit man. That's a tough look We said it was Easter. No, it just said vacation. So you get the mayonnaise, you get the paprika. What are you throwing with paprika? I don't know. What are you mixing that in? The ice bucket? You gotta put it back in the thing?

But I've never made them. I don't know. I can't... I remember my mom would make them way back cuz she had that double-deck tray With all the little things I remember taste she'd like be careful with I'm in the backseat fighting Danny. We're like fucking I'm six He's 11. We're in a full-blown death match, dude. That's like holding that thing from the rock with all the I get vaporized Spraying you down I get vaporized. Let me out. Let me out. Spraying you down. My skin's boiling. Hey, you

make double eggs. You slice them. You take the you take the yolks out. You put them in a mixing bowl. You add mayonnaise, a little Dijon mustard, maybe a little bit of Worcestershire sauce. Whip that up. Put it back in. Whip that up and you

put it back in. Yeah. What you that just gave me an idea. Oh god, because My cousin does deconstructed cannolis at Christmas You know I'm talking about it'll be it'll be a cannoli dip with the chips and you go and you go to town. I Bet you do big guy What if you had some type of deconstructed double leg where you had the deviled egg mixture in a in a bowl and Then you dipped it does the egg doesn't like it's not like a dip a bowl thing really it is the the whip is I don't know how you know whip is the eggs not I don't know how you know the light that yeah

Maybe if you fry them if you fried the eggs. I know we're just talking crazy. Are we? I think so. Are we? That wouldn't that still would that be. It would have water. They do have fried deviled eggs. I've seen them before. I'm not saying they don't. They're like a Scottish egg. You ever Scottish egg? You've had that with Scottish eggs. Oh, they're great. They're great.

It's a hard boiled egg wrapped in sausage, breaded and then deep fried. Yes. Oh, and then deep fried. Yes. Whoa. Man, we're talking eggs. Oh, I'm sorry. Sure.

Taco meat? Hey, I came here and confessed my sins. Not proud of it. And I don't know if I'd do it again. The sea, it's just like, that taco sticks in you. It's everywhere. It's like garlic in the morning. You're fucked. Yeah, it's just like. For the rest of the day.

It's on my fingers. I used to work with a Romanian guy that we would take turns. We're on the docks? What are you talking about? We're going to Romania. Martel's Grill on 50th and second, shout out to it. It was me and him.

We used to beef all the time because I was usually hung over and fucked up and I was the day bartender and he was the waiter and I was always get pissed when you go back behind the bar and make his own drinks We got in that we almost went to blows one I could see you not liking that you taking that as a power move Yeah, this guy would have beat my ass sure Most broads can too, but we used to take turns making breakfast in the back doing eggs and like I would just do regular eggs He'd come hit me with the fucking with the Ukraine plate

Fucking it would be loaded with garlic and beets and shit like that chicken head looking at you. No, thank you I Didn't know here are eggs with garlic and ketchup on it, too Man, I'll be in the game I don't know, eggs with garlic and ketchup on it? Dudes. Oh, man. I'll be in the can for a couple of minutes. I feel like all those Eastern European countries all have like a translucent, a lot of translucent vegetables.

Hardcore. The colors boiled out of them. It's hardcore, man. It's like a jellyfish looking at you. Their breakfast is wild. It's an assortment. I listen, this is a bit of a confession. I didn't know what a poached egg was

until how old am I now 38 probably probably the year I know what year it was. It was the year 2000. It was the year 2020. I wasn't really sure what a poached egg was. And my wife made them. Get no class. Hi, dude. They're great. Yeah. You should be doing them now. I teach at a dome. It's easy. Get a pot going, a little boiling water. This guy's just good at stuff all of a sudden. Got a pot going, his wife does them. Yeah,

why do I need, I'm not learning how to make, I thought someone splooged in our pot for a minute. I said, what the, I'm not eating this. What the hell is even that no, thank you. That was like That just nutted my mouth I Cleaned yourself up and get out of here I'm buttoning my face Terpil, uh, yeah, I was like that's not for him. I didn't know that I didn't know that's what was on an eggs Benny Uh, yeah, I was like, that's not for me. I didn't know that. I didn't know that's what was on an eggs Benny, which I didn't really touch.

First eggs, Benny. I was at silk city had a crab meat eggs, a crab eggs. Benny, you're crazy. That was I've known about them since the mid eighties. If you thought anyone in my family, Denise was ordering, I mean, shout out to Tiffany's. We used to go there for brunch. I don't think I've ever went to the, I don't think I've ever went out to breakfast with Denise ever. Really?'t think I've ever went it. I don't think I've ever went out to breakfast with Denise ever

Really it was my dad. No kidding. I mean like that's sad. I love going to breakfast with Patty. That's what we got I'm not saying as a kid. Yeah Yeah, no, we were in school Most of the time obviously never went out together as a family Ruined No, but breakfast that's where you would have done it what you my dad my dad we went out with my dad all the time Yeah, if you would have stayed the family would have stayed together you guys would all went out together But breakfast is kind of a dad thing. Yeah, I think my mom's not taking me to the suburban diner

Yeah, but your dad would oh my god god, like every week after after. Sit at the counter. After church. Have a cup of hot chocolate while he's having a coffee. Also she worked every other weekend so it was like there's not a lot of time. If we're in school Monday, she always made breakfast at the crib. Yeah. But never, never out. It was always a big culture shock eating with your father alone and you would see how he really ate. Like, you ever see a grown man eat sunny side eggs for the first time I thought he was eating alien eyeballs. I don't know. I don't know if my French dough sticks Zip it my dad would do an omelet with peppers in it and that might as well Might as well been alien food dude. No way. He's like yeah like a Western

I would he would do like have green peppers and onions He would do that on a pizza too when it ruined the other slices it and everybody knows I Remember one point like to how he's like yeah Let's get a pizza half green peppers and sauce or whatever the fuck ground beef or something like dude You're stinking up my plain sleazies here. So fuck man, you're only gonna have to do slices Then you're gonna put that in the same bag in the fucking in the fridge, and that's gonna you know cross contamination

Being roommates with an Italian man and add here with that cologne fucking hated that hated that shit Alright, it's that. There's no need for all this fighting. It didn't work out. Not at the happiest place on earth. Let's be friends and walk away. Sure. You know what I'm saying? That's uh that's very funny. That's the impetus of uh my parents getting divorced was was Disney. Yeah. It was the morning of I remember having Mickey ears on my little guy and he was like tying my shoes. He's like, hey, hey slugger. I'm not coming

today and I said, you what the fuck? I'll watch that checkbook still come. I was told breakfast with the character. If you want to start buying my affection, you better start now. No kidding. He didn't go. You had Mickey ears on going to the plane. I was like maybe four. Still a loser. Sorry. I remember having a make. Did they tell you, leading up to that, hey, you're going to be going to Disney World in a couple of weeks or whatever?

I'm sure. I mean, I was like a child. Usually what the parents do is they don't say shit and then you wake up that day. I've seen videos of that. My parents never did. I never went to Disney World. I took you to Disney World. You did take me. I've seen videos of that my parents ever died never went to Disney World I took you to Disney World you did take me I knew about it though. You know, sorry I mean, it's just never you should have said you should have that would have been great if you surprised me I've met if I would have came into the studio one day. Hey big guy We packed your bags are going down at Disney. You still would have found some way that you this is stupid I don't want to do it. I loved it

It's my best trip ever shot. Love Disney. Oh, do it. I loved it. It was my best trip ever. I love Disney. You said thank you. That's crazy. Blew you in the car tonight. My thank you. Thought they were poached eggs. Yeah. I would have the assumption

that Disney World is probably like a crucial breaking point in a lot of families. Vacations are in general. I know what I'm saying Disney World because that is like there's the kids are hyped. You're not just going to fucking Nana's house in the fucking Catskills. This is like we're saving up. It's so expensive.

All this fucking pressure. Most of the time. Finally, it's like I never fucking loved you Yeah, most of the times you you really can't like theoretically you can't afford it But you're making it work get the average cost. I'm sure we did this is on the average cost of Disney For a family of four. It's gotta be with flights gotta be Seven grain and that's stressful. That's not staying on property. You think you're staying on property.

That's fucking 10, 15 green. And that's stressful. That's what I'm saying. And they get down there and one thing goes wrong. Oh yeah, for sure. One of the kids not having fun. Kids getting into a fight. What do you got?

I mean, they're saying six to eight grand. Six to eight grand? That's probably on average. Wait, what's the family of four? Well, they said the budget, the super budget friendly is 2200. That's probably if you live local. Let's sleep in your car. Exactly. That's kids bitching. And then up to 15 grand.

Yeah, that makes sense. I would probably say you get that. You're going down for four days a week. The room, the food, the fucking restaurants, the souvenirs, you're in for ten. Build a lightsaber or something. Yeah, you're in for 10. Build a lightsaber or something? Yeah, you're in for 10. You never had anything like that, right?

It was all smooth sailing. We went to Legoland, I remember. You get 20 bucks. 20? Yeah. The fuck you gonna get at Legoland for 20 bucks? I'd work my way up to 100. Ha ha ha ha.

I... Ha ha ha. You sweep it up? I shorted the market a little bit Was able to convert that I bought some some click calls or whatever the fuck they're called This guy by the way me and Luke got into a sneaky crypto. Yes Don't I dumped into it this I did yeah, I have six million shares

It went up a little bit. I did yeah, I have six million shares Maybe that just got to hit ten bucks and I break an SMID. Wait a minute. Did you get out of it? Are you in it? I'm in it, baby. I'm in it to win it What do you mean? Yeah, right? I'm in gold Let's get grills now our bosses got grill now. He's running around Mexico T cool guys. I got. I'm taking you to Disney World. I'm not even getting thanked for it. Barbosa's young kids got good looking kids got cool cars. What am I? I got the loom. You're old and ugly. Touche. You don't know

what a poached egg is. Uh I do now. Still don't touch him. Johnny Dang got it for twelve hunge. Johnny Dang. Grills. Twelve hundred for a grill? Yeah. No but I but listen we bring this up a lot This is going back a couple of weeks, but I seen the clip that we had with sagora. I think I should get some veneers man My mouth is fucked up. I look gross

What the fuck have you not been watching the show for five years, dude? We do four episodes a week. Get me some, I get some grills. Listen, you're a dentist out there. You want to throw some grills on, or throw some veneers on. I don't think that's, I go and pay the expensive price. No. Come in looking like a woodchuck. Hit me.

Chewing through the table. Hit me up. You're gonna have diesel bringing you in. If you're in the plastic surgeon Dentist field what anywhere from 900 to 2500 per tooth per tooth yeah You'd let me do a little a couple freak shout outs if somebody hooked me up right? I mean I gotta I gotta wet my beak You borrow my teeth some Going up. I got a date with the bro

I'm saying I got your teeth in I'd kill myself. I'd much I jump off a bridge before I did that Why don't you get the dentures you're getting of age? You're probably covered under Medicaid. Let me take them all all my teeth out What take all my teeth out that many? Yeah, there is I'm not doing that the messes up your facial features What do you mean getting all your teeth taken out drooping down? Yeah, but then you put the teeth in like my pop-off and pull them out and scare the shit. I ever tell you that He hit me with that I almost called a fucking one two real quick. I don't play that pussy shit. This guy's an alien Hi, he scared me to begin with. I was a young kid, he's an old man.

Don't get, if you're gonna do it, do it. Spend the money. Don't fucking do it. I'm not saying get it cheap. If there's a quality plastic surgeon dentist out there that's willing to hook me up with some veneers, give you some free advertising. I'll be your spokesman, something like that.

We'll work out a deal. Who does veneers? Is it just like a dentist? Is it an orthodontist? Oral surgeon, I would assume. Yeah. Yeah. What about adult braces? Huh? Adult braces.

You need teeth for braces. Yeah, I need teeth. You can pull it all down I need bigger teeth to come down below my fat lip I'll just do the tops. I won't get the bottoms done. It's about 10 grand look like Freddie Mercury Come in here whistling in and when a wife Peter Okay, I mean, but I'm just saying this is how you do

stuff. You'll find it on the cheap and then you're going to like try to get a deal or something which I respect. No, I want it free. I'm a full deal. I'm trading advertising. Then you have no, no, we're not. Then you have no recourse when

it stinks. That'd be alright. No, because dude, you've never like you're going to want it to stinks. I'd be all right now cuz dude you've never you like you're gonna I want it to stink because I'll be promoting them You have a little lisp all of a sudden welcome to all you gobbits If you go to dental school you can get a free no if I go to a dental school, that's right That's right. That used to be the big dirtbag thing. Go to NYU dental. Still is. I mean, used to be. It's like getting your hair cut at the fucking barber school. Yeah, what the fuck? Come out there looking like a gooper.

I get a haircut over there, veneers over here. Um, all right, let's see. This one's from music video. When I was five, my mom would rinse out beer cans fill them with juice for me And my sister so we could pretend drink with the adults That's man That's a home run As I mean, I don't know if they ever did that per se but it was like

We're just such a drinking and they still are they just do everything is just You get a boat. Yeah, go out and they still are. They we just do everything is just you get a boat. Yeah, go out and drink all day. You get whatever you do that. It's just drinking. If we're going out to dinner, let's meet at Sarah's have a couple of drinks then go

to dinner and then stop at Danny's have a couple of they led you into that with the uh with the champagne toast with the apple with that cider. Sure. They started getting into that. We were allowed to do a nip of champagne pre. I was allowed to do a nip of beer. The softball team was getting together. I was allowed to do it from if I was from 10 to 12 allowed to do a six pack a week. Long day. Quarter keg on a weekend. That's it.

Goddamn long divisions killing me huh? One beer ball for the three of us. Keep it up on the room. Now we were always allowed to have, you know, a little sip of something. If they were drunk enough, nice keg of Jenny Creme Ale, screaming cold. Fucking fill that up. Guy take a little sip.

They love it. Yeah, I remember there a cop in my family. One of my uncles was a Philadelphia cop and I was sixteen. Maybe I don't know. I was yeah I think about sixteen or almost sixteen. It's July fourth weekend, Asian City, Maryland. We went over. They were doing a they do the nights in Venice. They call it. You know nights in Venice. It's like a way down the shore. Yeah. No. Yes. It's like a boat parade on July fourth, you know, Knights in Venice. It's like a way down the shore. Yeah. And oh, yeah, it's like a boat parade on July 4th and each year is like a theme.

It's like this one's fucking aliens or so. I don't know. We only went, I mean, a boat parade in Ocean City. That is anti Denise. So we were we were on a friend or some. We were on someone's dock at like a condo association. So like everyone's out there grilling, you know, we're out there. And I said that somebody had to fucking five gallon jug of water. Doc at like a condo association. So like everyone's out there grilling, you know, we're out there and I said that somebody had to fucking five gallon jug of water ice that they like boosted from somewhere Like we got like they came from like a Rita's or something like we didn't it wasn't sanctioned

You know, it was somebody who'd never had water. I showed up with two five gallon buckets of water rice 12 year olds hand in there. I want to say they were like 10, you know, like the big like kind of like small trash like, you know, like a now readers sells them. Now these weren't. But you sure it wasn't readers. OK, for sure wasn't read. It was read. I remember read. Shout out to readers. They and they were pouring vodka in there.

I was fucking eyeing that the adults were. My uncle was a cop, fucking blue mouth from fucking 15 of them tanks. He's going, how old are you? I'm like 15 or 14. You're like 30. He's like, he can have one. And everyone's like, stop it, Jim.

No, he can't stop it, stop it. He's like, he's old enough to drive. He can have a beer. One of those would fuck you up. Yeah, it'd put me on my arse. I mean, I was probably kind of drinking at that point. Swedish fish? Water ice? I was drinking and smoking at that point. I was probably nipping away.

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He wouldn't even... Trying to wet my whistle here. Those old blue collar guys smoked differently. We're like us. They smoked while they did stuff. We would do stuff. I'm going to go catch you. I'm going to take a sig break. He's in an engine, not looking up like, you know, with like a ratchet.

Burning in your face. One dude. He'll reload in there. He won't even pop out of the hood. He reaches in his front pocket, pops it up because it's a soft pack, he's going to do one dude. He'll reload in there. He won't even pop out of the hood. He reaches in his front pocket, pops it up because it's a soft pack. Pops it up. He's got to look. Gross. Oh man. Man.

Get some heaters. What are we doing? We did it. We had a good run. You think? What? No. I I'm not going to do it. Mm-hmm, and you find them in your pocket I always think it's a little little bag of blow left in there fuck All right speaking haters this is from Cody Cotty ten dollar investor never had one read is a garbage to light your bowl of weed with a cigarette cuz you You didn't have a lighter and the guy wouldn't let you use his

lighter light in a bowl of weed with a sig. Come on. What are we doing here? I've never I mean, I don't even know that would work. You would assume you like a joint with one. I could say gotta be careful. Yeah. Yeah. Because like the transfer of the cherry, right? Yeah. But stick to the weed. I presume because that happens sometimes when you're lighting a cig off a cig. Oh, ruin it.

Also, the cigarette lighter. It's in the opening video. Love the cigarette lighter. No, no. The cigarette lighter in the car. Yeah. That would rip the half the cigarette off if you didn't do that right.

Yeah. You really got to work the airflow in that to keep it. That's like a steel pan. You got to get it real hot, otherwise the eggs will stick. I always felt like a Native American using those you got to really gonna work to We really got to like billow it, you know what I mean? You really got it There's like a flume and the fucking you know a flu. What is it? You really got to work the the oxygen Working so that's what you doing them teepees and stuff like that

Wait for Custer to show up Come get me that's wild as many fucking dirtbag friends I've had who are like full vegged out potheads I've never seen that who wouldn't let you remember when the guy that was a dick about the lighter give me that back people I get it you cuz you stole yeah I know but still sometimes people are too like I get the fuck and I'll give you shit about your lighter yeah but you I see what fuck and I'll give you shit about your lighter Yeah, but you I see what I say you'll it you be but you are stealing it so

You are the guy they're worried about Because you never have a lighter and you steal other people's lighter so guys go come on man my lighter And you all do I don't care what the guy that's too over protective about it Or the guy that like would always bitch about how much smokes cost it's like shut the fuck up you dork Come over the guy who never had cigs and constantly stole just saying I'm just saying too Bye you later Used to fucking hit me. I always have packs. No you don't because you're constantly years. Give me free. It's all a thing of the past now.

Huh. Or is it? Next 2026, the SIG tour back on the heaters, back on the heaters tour, back on the heaters tour. OK, that's pretty good. Get Philip Morris to sponsor. They'll be throwing out the cash. There ain't a lot of advertise like that no more. We're on the back of Sports Illustrated

on some catamaran. Now that you're off smoking, you know smoking's bad, obviously. What would the amount have to be for them to endorse you to start smoking? You got to start smoking again. I mean, that could happen in half a drink. you know, you don't have to be to endorse you to start smoking. You gotta start smoking again. I mean, I mean, I could happen and you know, I

have a drink. Yeah. Stumble across a bag or something. I'm back on. I know but a year, you gotta smoke for a year. Publicly, talk about it. You gotta wear it. You gotta wear a t-shirt. You gotta be here. You're a, you're a Marlboro

medium. Is that what you're you are a a Marlboro medium. You're you're a medium guy. You're a Marlboro medium spokesperson. Now, you you're spinning this this dangerous this these dangerous things. Billboard in Times Square. That's it. Yeah. You don't even want the cash. Nah.

Are you Kramer? Oh, that'd be pretty sick. You're the Marlboro man. How sweet would that be can't get on the horse? Just back walking next to it. It's crippled Nothing a Hunter grand I do it. Wow shit. I do a lot for honor Sure if I could sell it to my wife that it's helping the baby She would know if I was a public spokesperson for a cigarette companies keep her off the internet

Hey, there Verizon's out again. You believe that You're dressed up like a cowboy walking around with the spurs All right right let's see this one's from Chezzy E, Cheezy E, $10, never had one read. Is it garbage to see a picture of your dad's erect Johnson? He was a carpenter and was showing me pictures of a bathroom he did on his phone. He said this is the custom vanity. This is the walk-in shower Whoops, that's my cock. Sorry about that That's the pocket door we put in

Whoops, that's my guy. Hey, why is that in the middle of the picture? Did you take it on the job? Whoa, that's crazy. I wonder how old he was Yeah iPhones. I mean he's showing this had to be reasoned It's just this is post-pandemic. He's an older guy and this guy's a this guy's a grown man Yeah, it'd be like our dad like he's in his 20s obviously Got an iPhone. Old silver cock Well, that's my day

The old man still doing it on Holy shit. I wonder if he's married if that's to the wife probably emailed that to everybody in his contacts my accident Whoopsie Talking about the president. Don't tread on me. I don't know if it's a bit or it's an old meme of the guy on the scale and he's naked. And there's the reflection all from. He takes a picture and it says like 218. And the reflection all over his little acorn And then the comment below his holy shit how do you delete pictures?

You ever see any racy photos of your parents photos There's one of my like to think this was at like a... It's like an initiation like... thing. This was at like a party. This was at like a function where they had like the big party for him when he became chief. And he had like his thing on and his pants were down

and his ass was sticking out and he had like a blindfold on, his hands up in the air. And like everybody's laughing. Like my mom's like doing this. Was so confused. That's like good clean fun Of course, but it was the whole like month or week or whatever they fuck with them Yeah, why he was like getting ready a hazing type thing yeah

Rod though I Mean I would assume most people seen their their their their father most guys have seen their father's show Not rock hard. Yeah hard is crazy. No, I've never seen that. It's my cock My dad also never referred to as his cock Yeah, that's rough Your dad saying hearing your dad say cock I Think I heard my dad one time say dicker down I think I told you that I was like dude we are too close when we were all old

everybody old high hard one I dick they're down. What? any of my chicken dead these are here Never anything that was in our time because my dad had gotten divorced and then as I was my They my parents got divorced and then he was with my stepmom for a long time like most of if not all of my childhood And then they got divorced when I was an adult man He was probably running through those fucking happy hour local scenes. So yeah, but then we were also working together. In shape, go looking, dude. Nice jeans.

I seen him. You are not your father's son. I can tell you that. Now, you see it now. I'm turning into him as he's gotten older. She get the stash going. He had a soul patch at one point, but, but he was single when I'm, I mean, I'm 23, Danny's 28, we're all working together and drinking together. He's taking tail from you.

So it's just like, we're like all out. It just got like, I'm like, this is weird. We all got to get out of here. This ain't like this is weird we all gotta get out of here this thing it's saying good no more this is getting weird real freaky coming up the works all right let's see here this was from split crustity my family owns a rundown bowling alley and likes to have holiday parties there One time during Thanksgiving they let people come in and play during our family Thanksgiving dinner That's fucking crazy Someone's gotta get up and reset the pins

Smacking some stuffing in their mouth. He's all tired from the turkey you gotta go. You gotta go reset the hole. That's nuts. That's That's a lot. I feel I mean, but hey listen you need it's a small bit operating a small business nowadays Especially like stuff like that like entertainment Destination stuff all these fucking dorks are on their phones all day Now you got it if people are coming in to spend some cash, you got to take you. Plus you're already there. You got a whole family. All the employees are there. Bless us the Lord in these days. Turkey talk about a turkey.

Damn, that's tough. All right, let's see. This one's from Hulk is it garbage to make your parents bring you home a pub sub? Every time they go to Florida I'm in New York chicken fingers sub has a hold on me They're all pre-published pre-wrapped public sub like you can get out. They have like a sub maker Oh, so you can go get one may I only know the ones that they have like pre-made wait What do you mean you'll get that in the store? Yeah, like they have like a wah-wah set up where you can wait. So that's right I keep forgetting about this Craig Burke talks about this L everybody in the south talks about pub subs

That's their thing pub sub is the public publics submarine sandwich, right? Most a lot of times you can either get a made or they have them pre-wrap like they make them every day famous I've yeah, I've never had them See I respect this move and this goes back to Abe's hot dogs And I know it's only two hours and Florida's a little bit different But anytime a lot of dude you're putting a pubs of Through TSA on a plane throw it in your fucking carry-on. You're gonna be home in a couple hours. I think that far Okay, I

Was we were always big on if somebody went up to Wilkes-Barre and they were coming home, you bring home a thing of Dave's Hot Dogs. We get that. We know you love the hot dogs. No one's pushing back on the hot dogs. Emotional connection aside, that is significantly different than flying food back. You have to understand that.

You get hot dogs on the brain and you key, you start judging on a curve here. Chicken salad too, I respect that. No, chicken finger, I think. Chicken finger. It's like, listen, I'm not saying they're not good. I'm a chicken salad to I respect that no chicken finger. I think It's like you can listen. I'm not saying they're not chicken salad man, so that travels worse to me of course it would I understand that I'm so like it grudy. I do like it a little grody

I'm not saying does if I get a if I get if we get bagels or something like that and I get like I'll get a chicken salad bagel, I'll let that sit out for like a couple hours and then have it. Yeah, because you're disgusting. A pub sub is not like a delicacy. You can get a very normal equivalent to that. That's, Abe's Hot Dogs, I get what you're saying, that's a drive, they're going back to town,

that's completely different. I know people that bring up a Sam's Pizza from Wildwood. I think it's a... Abe's Hot Dogs, I get what you're saying, that's a drive, they're going back to town, that's completely different. I know people that bring up a Sam's Pizza from Wildwood. I think it's a little bit... That's what I'm talking about. I'm with that, I'm not pushing back on that. We actually do the same thing with... I'm talking about having someone go to a grocery store, they're on vacation, you're not going to a fucking grocery store, you're making someone go to a grocery store. Buy ya... the whole thing is they're $5. Buying a $5 chicken finger hoogie? Come on, you live in fucking New York City. We also do the same thing with Grotto Pizza.

You know Grotto Pizza? I feel like I know the name, yeah. I think it started up in Wilkes-Barre, but they're down in Delaware now. They're big in Delaware. I could be, I know they're in Delaware. I know they're in Dewey Beach. Bring back a pie at that.

Yeah, I don't know. I love that. They got one in the city. In New York? Yeah. A Grotto Pizza? No way, it's not. I don't know. I got one in the city. In New York? A Grotto pizza? No way. I don't know if it's the same one. Nah, it can't be the same. I would have got the newsletter. Be over there right now. What are we doing?

Alright, let's see. This is from Adam Gowin. My aunt brings a cardboard cutout of her dead son, which is my cousin, to family function so he can be there too. I think this is the second time we've heard this. That's the cutout. The ashes I could get. I get behind the ashes.

I mean, I understand. I'd have to push back on that. I think there's a little bit of like. You got to accept it and move on a little bit. You're bringing an urn? That's a lot. It's like you can, you know, you can still have them in your memory and your heart and everything like rolling.

I've never been to a if I'm at a party and someone rolls up with an urn, that's a vibe changer. Just put it in a mantle on someone else's mantle. Would you keep me in there? No, no. What do you think I'm getting you? I got a little piece of you in the will No. No? What do you think? I'm getting you? I got a little piece of you in the will. I got a piece of you in the will? Yeah.

Wait. You get some of my ashes. What? No, you don't want them? I got you, big dog. Yeah. You keep it around? Yeah.

Don't go spreading it in fucking Central Park or something. Put you in a blunt. You smoke, you just get really fat. Trying to put on a weight. No, you wouldn't keep me up on the man? That's the plot of How High. Great movie by the way. You wouldn't keep me up on the man? A little cup of me?

That's not what we're saying here. And bring me around. I'm not bringing you around. To shows and stuff. No. I want to hang out in the green room. I don't want to miss any goss. Who we trashing. You're over there complaining. Hey, someone hand me that. Plug this in for me. Someone tie my shoes. The cardboard cutout, is that sad? Yeah. That's pretty sad. I mean, yeah, listen, I don't know. I've never been anywhere. Like if you have the, I guess if you have the ashes on a key chain or something, you keep that with you, but to like come in and go, where can I put Gary?

That's a lot. It was an earn of going, where can I put Pop Pop? Diet soda in front of him? That's strange to me. Yeah, of course. That's trauma, that's trauma. That's what I'm saying. You gotta process that a little bit.

You're leaving the house, Gary can stay there, Gary can be with you in spirit, then you get home, you see Gary again. Put him in the front window. I'd also, Gary can be with you in spirit. Then you get home. You see Gary again. Put him in the front window. I'd also that's probably the burglars away.

Am I getting a PCA? Yeah. Do you have a will? Yeah. I gotta get that. I guess not. Left it all to Luke. Gotta get my affairs in order. Now, I don't have a **** will. What are you talking about? I'm getting one though Okay, leave it all think that's good for a guy your size and age and medical history

Now what happens listen we do have to talk to JB if one of us croaks where We got to have some sort of operating agreement of where the shares go. I don't want to be fighting your dirtbag family in court. No you don't. With them trying to be the co-host and shit like that. They'll be doing my bits. It'll be Patty and her three friends next thing you know. I ain't fucking dealing with that.

We need something where your shares and control reverts back to me, okay, and I'll pay them 1,500 bucks a year For exclusive AI double what I get now My rich It ain't going anywhere famous last words I'm not going anywhere. Um I ain't going anywhere. Famous last words. public chicken pubs. Oh god. Um let's see.

Uh alright. We got time for one more. I think this one's just hit me. This is just funny. Uh this is from Coinstar homie. Great name. Love it. Have you ever tried to sing a song to Shazam? Cut my life into pieces Does that work? I doubt it. I fucking agree. I always hated the Shazam people Turn this up

Doing that. They're like holding it in the car. Everybody would hold it in the car up to the radio. You're like, hey, jerk off, the speakers aren't up here. Oh, what song is this? Dude, shut up. Fucking... It's Hootie and the Blowfish. Just ask me, dickhead, it's my playlist.

I put my goddamn CD player. That technology is pretty impressive Obviously very impressive very you gotta create it that's sitting on a little bit of fucking dough I might have been zuck. I think so I think zuck had a hand in it or knows I had a hand in he had the algorithm for Pandora or something He wrote that Forgot he wrote cut my life into pieces This is my social network.

Lots of friends. He actually did write the code, right? Like he wrote the code for Facebook. So he's not just like the Steve Jobs of it. He actually knew how to do the shit. Yeah, what do you got, Luke? Chris Barton was the creator of Shazam. But I can't find his net worth.

Who's Chris Barton? Was he on Shark Tank? I hated it if that's a guy I'm thinking of. I don't think so. No. Just a- Chris Barton Shazam. It was in 1999. Did you ever own Shazam? Did you ever have it on your phone?

I have it on my phone now. Really? Just comes with your phone. No it doesn't. Yes it does. No it does not. I know, then whoever, Yes, it does. Oh, it does not. I know. Then whoever. I just asked Siri. Oh, you just.

I thought that was the same thing. Shazam was an app. Oh, I don't know. Apple acquired Shazam in 2018. And then just put it in the phones. I don't think so. Press the thing on the side. I said Siri. Yes, Siri. You're just asking Siri.

So she does the same shit. She does yeah, I've never Used it. Yeah, you just hold the side who sings this It comes right up Siri who sings this cut my life into pieces This is my last resort. Why'd you get British? So come up Papa roach last night. There you go There you go, okay That's pretty good that they had to sell that to them that algorithm or whatever the fuck it is that dude

Has a couple of bucks right there can do accents to how you doing? Huh, okay, Zuckerberg did not create Pandora while Zuckerberg did develop a music say Suzanne what she's am You said Pandora I know What's that gotta do with anything I said about Shazam? Hey, can I explain myself? I've already did this now. I'm re this is this is what it's like hanging out with I think you're losing it. Do you know what I'm talking about? I'm picking it up. Thank you I want I'm in the urn you won't have to worry about this God fucking throw you in the Grand Canyon No, yeah, don't I'm gonna put you I going to put you down in my basement where all the spiders are. I'll do that. I'll be

good for no one. I swear to God. I went down the other day. Man, this thing jumped. I had the I had the broom ready to mash him. I had about a four foot fucking jab at him right like I'm not like I'm the white knight at a fucking At a joust and I'm and this fucking guy Lateral jealous sideways jump like a bishop Fucking zing And I lost them oh That's it went on to the dark side of the basement ran right upstairs cuz that means he's mad at you oh yeah Yeah, he's waiting for you now. I don't think you'd be able to make it all the way upstairs

No, he'd wait for you till you came down and fucking put it on your face. That's my wife's problem. I ain't going back down Yeah, don't put me down there in the basement. That's where you're going come on No, you want to run your mouth now. Please down there in the base. Keep me in the kitchen No way by the down there in the basement. Just keep me in the kitchen. No way. By the spices. Eat all the food. What's that, Koeman? Eh, not exactly. All right.

We gotta wrap it up. What a fun one. Oh yeah. Gang, we love you to death. Still some cards available. Grab a pack if you want. That's the third edition of the AYG 2025. Yes, sir.

Are you garbage card game? Grab some ticks for the shows. Gonna sell out. Yep. We'll do the same speech every time grab some ticks Come see the boys check out that Route 66 store. You got anything else for us scrambled eggs? No, that's it baby taco omelet. We love you gang. We'll see you next week. Peace