Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Baller Moves w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: May 22, 2025

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They're a little menagerie. Nice little run out there on the coast. We haven't had one of them in about two years, right? Or a year and a half? Something like that. Out on the coast for like an extended period of time. Gonna need a nice Airbnb weekend out there, moneybags. All right?

I wanna pool, jacuzzi. No, that's what we do. I get a little hard feelings. That's now that's what we do. I get I got a little hard feelings That's go check out the patreon, but I I get us very nice accommodations So we're out there we work hard we deserve to to reap the fruits of our labor and by the way I'm bad with money So I'll get a real nice place get that same joint we had last time and then you pulled a hot tub You'll find out how much it is and you bitch all fucking weekend

You throw it in his face you throw it in my face diesel's here How marvelous these kids are staring at this house or this much money you turn into my father real quick couple of broads out There too a couple of dime pieces Alarm candy, you know, I got them out in Hollywood. We do need a can I love a little bit a convertible to me and you front seat. I'll be driving You'll be in the pen and I'll get two broads in the back or at least put a wig on Luke Little flat chested low, but I like them. Yeah, he got a tight little body picked her up in the valley. Yeah Fucking worth the valley trash. I'm talking Beverly Hills. All right, let's cut the bullshit here what do you got for me

drag me down here for you make it seem like your ideas I can say no the hell do I got I was driving down the east side East Side Highway over there if they are New York City New York City New New York City, New York. Manhattan, ever heard of it? Not out there in Queens with the heathens. See it from my subway platform. By Squintnard. That's where the rich guys live, kids.

I was driving down to FDR, which is on the East Side. And I had seen some, listen, I've seen a lot of jammed up mofos. I've seen a lot of people moving in vehicles they shouldn't be moving in, this and that. I've had to strap down a lot of stuff on a pickup truck to get to a job site that I shouldn't have been doing above my pay grade, not complying with, you know,

Department of Transportation laws and legalities. You know what always frightened the Foley family? What? Bungie cords. One of those things snapped back. I was a surgeon with bungee cords. They might as well be in an aircraft carrier cable. That thing is fucking a rippy in half.

I know. And my dad had like 10 of the worst ones ever. Those hooks, they'd start to bend like that I think catching the groin. I Did I got it one time circumcised twice I got a one time in the lip. I remember oh Man, it was a freezing it this morning. I was I was wrapping copper pipe around I'm always scared of that ever since I saw a documentary about ships where the line snapped a rip you in half. Oh, yeah I'm getting me like that. Fuck that shit. Take your leg out. Oh

Thank you, just roll over into the water let these sharks have at you You see that the other day the fuck of that shark that guy great white shark 50 foot great white shark got bitten half by something Yeah Got bit got bit in half by something. Yeah. Got bit right clean in half. Okay. What, you read that in Deep Blue Quarterly? I'm an ocean man. But I was driving down as me and my wife,

and listen, this guy was moving. Okay. First of all, Luke to Luke, Luke just, Luke just, because you lie so much, Luke of all, look, look, just good. Luke, just because you lie so much. We just went. Can sharks be 50 feet? Yes. First of all, you do sharks can be 50 feet.

It was a 50 foot shark extinct Megalodon can be 50 feet. Maybe it's 25. I might have been a dark guy might have been a middle. I'm not sure he was coming out of a 7-eleven. I'm just going by what the what the height measurement said um Did you find this did you find it? But I thought you were looking to fact check me you'd first of all the one fact you gave was a 50-foot shark And he said that didn't exist fucking snoops over there

You've been on that a lot of nukes I have I Got me with something last night like that can't be true. I'm gonna snoops true I So this guy was moving and this was a pretty bad uh Just roll the clip we're showing the picture This guy's got neck ties he's got his mattress on top of a sedan right so the white part's the mattress

where's the sedan it's under you can't see it that's at the very bottom like the box spring underneath that what do you mean what's what's the green thing underneath the I think that's just the bottom of the mattress that's like so there's a mattress Then he's got a combination of bungee cords and neckties like he's in jail like he's escaping from you know He's out contract. He got caught cheating on somebody. He got holy shit, and then he's got furniture

I think I don't know what that is Luke might be able to Determine what that he's got some sort of far, too This was do what we were doing 50 flying down the FDR. That's crazy. Just... And his... I've never seen that. That's a long... That one tie is long as shit. There's gotta be... I can see one, two, three, four, five... I can see five or six different... Seven... Maybe seven different neckties.

He's just rooting those ties, too. Can't throw those things on. It's also like, why don't you just get some rope or something? Man, that's crazy. That's wild, right? Holy shit. That is a wooden structure and it's broken. He's got that one red one though. That's nice. I think I had that tie.

That's a peri-elis. Yeah, peri-elis. Peri-elis and aanne Husson. Close it. I remember my dad had a Pierre Cardin and I was telling my boys about this thing. I'm like, you know, my dad, I think my dad's been to Paris before. A Pierre Cardin! Yeah, it's all right. Damn, that is a tough look. That's bad, dude. That's like, you know, but, you know, respect it. He's getting to this car packed with shit.

I mean, like, dude, the wind, everything was jammed up. Hope the divorce is going well. Got a new life ahead of you, my friend. You got five ties, you got a bed. You're not doing that bad. Shit, you can make it work. You got some broken wood. Everything's coming up this guy.

That's a weird like air conditioner on top. Yeah, I assume that's probably just maybe weighing the mattress down. I think that's more functional than property. You know what I mean? It's a driftwood up there. It looks like a cornhole thing. It's got a bad paint job on it.

It's got some green paint. Yeah, well either way, I mean, but he didn't put a protector on a protector on the mattress which I will give him now if I was if I was the CIA all right if I was working for the company and I was transporting alien technology that's how I would do it no one's gonna look for that yeah you know I mean forget about one of those huge fucking NASA trucks just throw it on a fucking Hyundai Stick it in the mattress Right. I like it. I mean sure yeah

I think I'd go with a cargo container or something. I could spitball other ideas But we got a gosh darn family episode on our hand gang as you know when you join the old patreon over there We will answer your garbage question on the air. Shout out to all the homies over there. About 14,000 strong on the gosh darn Patreon. Love to see it. Low-key bubbling over there. We're one of the top ten comedy pods over there on Patreon. And listen, if you join now, you get the last four years years So it's like two episodes a week at the $10 level that comes out to a hundred and four at what's that? 104 episodes a year. So there's like four

400 episodes on there. Where'd you get that? Oh remote? Hey, what are you doing? I thought he had a fob or something Open your eyes door turn my butt plug on Open your eyes door turn my butt plug on All right, let's see here. This is this is from the fully erect $10 homie Okay, is it garbage to swipe your credit card before the cashier is done ringing your shit up It feels classy and trashy at the same time which I get that so succinctly I don't understand so when when they're going to go through. No, it's some of them do when they're ringing it up,

you can swipe your card and then like they have to do the process. Oh, so you can jump the gun. It does seem like a little. And it'll still keep adding up. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, that is a baller move. To me, I'll do it sometimes and I feel cool. Like, I don't care how much this is. You know what I mean? Meanwhile, I'm at like I don't care how much this is you know what I mean meanwhile

I'm at like dumb. I'm buying like diet coke or something It's like it's like seven bucks, but I feel you feel like oh, yeah, I don't even know I use my debit card at the grocery store the other day, and I had to put my pin in I just like it Oh, I don't like that either looking over my shoulder uh-huh Plus I got the eye in the sky in there Fucking gee I there's what there's one. There's a grocery store. I go to got the eye and the sky in there. Oh, yeah. Fucking G. There's one. There's a grocery store I go to when I'm in the burbs.

This guy is, they're all a little like, I hate when they over explain it to you. Like, you don't know how the machine works, you know? It's kind of like going through TSA security. They're like, and some are different or whatever. And you got to hold it till you hear the long beat. You're like, I know, man. It's fucking, I thought it'd'd be whatever it was, you know,

I like give you the do the one guy that grabbed my card. I was like, I'll fucking slap the shit out of you in this super fresh right now. I was so against that stuff. What stuff? The tapping. I thought something didn't trust it, didn't like it. It's the best. Oh, you're out the door. Yeah.

Very, very futuristic. Boop, you're gone. I kind of looked down for a long time on Apple Pay too, as like using it at a point of sale, like at a grocery store. Because I thought that was for more like online, that was like, to me, in my naive brain, it was more like a Venmo,

like oh, I can buy something with Apple Pay I remember seeing people this is not that long a two years ago. I mean like this Steve Jobs motherfucker get your credit card out like the rest of us a neural link hurry it up Yeah, it's like dude. What the fuck I got a write a check here Anybody know what the date is? Just got my mechanical pencil do you have got a pen? I don't know. I just got my mechanical pencil. Do you have a pen on you right now? Uh, no. Huh.

Okay. Do you? What? I'm afraid it's gonna puncture my scrotum. Do you? Nah, it's gonna get to my pocket. It'll get to my pockets. What? It'll get my pockets. What gets your pockets? It'll leak in my pockets. No, no, no. Yeah. Okay. It happened to me in high school. One time? So I've never written another word in my life.

I had a nice crisp white shirt on and I had a pen in my pocket. It leaked all over. You in the lab? My laboratory? What a high schooler carries pens in his pocket. I had kind of a pen there. It's like you're managing a fucking supermarket. You got your sleeves rolled up, you're doing an end cap. You're restocking the tasty cakes. Wait, then the Edamans guy? You got it in your ear. Now, look at this squid got me.

Which I assume that you don't touch that. Squid? Squidding pasta. I've had it. I mean black pasta. What am I? What are we in hell? That's crazy It's just a licorice. Yeah, this is Sambuca flavored Devil fettuccine no, thank you This is the devil fed a genie? No thank you. We had it one time. I had it once years ago.

I remember my mom trying to push that tricolor pasta on us. Holy shit. We almost moved and didn't tell her. We were in South Philly, this was probably right after college, before comedy, I remember being so broke. It was my friends who had jobs. Dude, you see squid and pasta. You need five forms of payment. I didn't know what it was. And I was like, yeah, squid, dude, it came out.

I'll never forget it. I'll never forget it. I went, what the hell is even that? And they're like, yeah, it died black black. I said we are not splitting this bill anymore Hi, I had to Ravi always and that's all I'm paying for cuz they ordered a bunch You eat that forget you ate it yikes Staying in the Italian cuisine this is from all the toast my mother-in-law calls Parmesan cheese Parm and John cheese

Parmesan Parmesan cheese big good good rest that's a real hillbilly over there a parm and John Parm and John cheese Which I got so I had a fucking issue. You know I saw last night. I saw that he pray love You know I'm talking about Julia Roberts vehicle that fucking movie. I Thought she like that time machine to 2012 what what you never saw come out I? Never saw it, and I thought she broke up with him. This is H. Foley's old movie corner She broke up with her. I never seen it. You never saw it Luke. You've seen it now really 2010 It actually ten you're dropping movies from 20. I just saw it. Yeah, I got it. Listen. I get that I get how I just saw it. I fucking did not I saw it to like it But in the beginning she just divorces her husband and goes off and starts fucking banging James Franco

Down in the village and then she goes over to Italy. She's over there for like two weeks She learns fucking Italian in two weeks. She's running around over there, and then she goes to fucking India or something that was the say that that that movie and The Brigade of Rochon the Brig brigade of traveling pants was the same I was the same movie. There's a bunch of broads in fucking Ida Waterloo a bunch of Sisterhood of the trip whatever a bunch of whores A bunch of a bunch of scallywags running through running through you're all getting the train ran on him or something I have no idea what they were now the they shared a pair of pants or something that and I gotta be honest Mama Mia over that they were all they were all the

Fuck all the same thing my dad the mama Mia something listen ABBA got a lot of hits, okay? Then what's that song? Didn't didn't what's that song? Sos great fucking song my dad got hooked on mama Mia. I think he went and saw it on Broadway or saw a production down in Philly Something they loved it. Yeah, I didn't like that that in my big fat Greek. Well, I remember Denise Denise and Joe big fat Greek mother watching my big fat Greek wedding and like, and I, dude, if there was that took over the world. Oh, man. She killed it. I remember my boy Pat was like, dude, there he was.

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He pray love not my favorite Julia Roberts. Obviously, it's fucking you know, you're more of an eat, eat, eat kind of guy. I'd like to and fucking pretty woman. She's turning tricks on sunset. And that's fucking my wheelhouse. Sure. But I always thought that she something happened to her. And she went to like, find yourself. She just fucking left her husband fucking went over to Italy and started fucking putting on weight and fucking getting nailed And that there's anything wrong with that

Okay whatever It's a movie, right? Where's a fictional program? From 15 years ago. What's his name is in it though the the dad from Step Brothers. Richard Jenkins. Great. She's great too. Come on. You're the one saying she wasn't. I just said it, I wasn't expecting that. Review's not great. Really? Yeah. That's a big hit. I didn't realize she was such a big whore. Signed H. Foley. What the hell's this bro? It's probably over there, you know. Billy Crudup, she was married to Billy Crudup. You don't walk away from that.

You tight piece of ass that guy. Oh no, you don't like Billy Crudup? I don't have a problem with Billy Crudup. You fucking better not. You ever see him do a British accent? I don't. Flawless. I don't get the hubbub, but sure.

Hot guys in the movie. Huh? Hot guys in the movie. Yeah. Javier? Yeah, Javier Javier and Vicky Cristina Barcelona fucking pulls a twofer right there at the table. Was that a lady or a movie? Dude I like blacked out on all that kind of shit. Hey, you were in college and all that stuff was going on Yeah, maybe what year was Vicky was Was that a movie? Vicky Christina, Barcelona?

Yes. Yes. All right. Hey, Eagle, Eagle, Siskel. What? 2008 film 2008. Oh, yeah, I was in the throes of alcoholism. I was playing Edward Scissorhands with fucking Hurricane 40s. Watching Temple get beat by Rutgers, 400 and nothing. They think they covered up like this red was 450 blacked out on Filbert Street. I Was a 17th and diamond kind of guy All right, whatever

Maybe I'll start doing movie reviews. We're all right. I'll help you know stop I'll help you. No, stop. There's that clip of Siskel and Ebert going at each other in the middle of a promo. Oh, man, those two did not like each other. It's like me and you in the green room. I want to stop being a fat loser. Play with your belly button. All right. This is from Nude Dad Nick. Never had one read.

$10 Florida fake classy. Which I gotta say, there's something about Florida. I know somebody who moved to Florida, and they weren't the person, they're not the person they were here. Does that make sense? Stop wearing shoes. But like they're like Tanner. They're like they're they're they're they're more of like this like.

And they're not right there. It's fake class. It's dirt bag, fake class. And I went, I kind of respect you. You can just go down there and kind of start over. I'm doing all shorts this summer, too, by the way. All shorts. I don't know what the fuck I was doing. Why the fuck am I wearing pants? Maybe we live in a society. There's walls against that kind of thing. No, I'm going to show that much skin.

I'm going to get nice shorts. I'm going to go to DXL. I bet you don't. All right. I'm going to get nice shorts and I I'm gonna find some type of slip on something no Skechers or no no no slip ons we got to keep you in shoes. Yeah, I'm not wearing shoes Yeah, it's in the bylaws of the of the company have now or build it only in the I'll get those sketchers slip on So they have working stocks. No not fucking wearing those things that you wear those things James game delfini worn up I You wear those things. James Gandolfini wore them. Alright, maybe I'll get a pair. Cut that.

Alright, this is- No, he wore Teevas. No, he didn't. It's different. No, he didn't. There's famous stories about it, I tell ya. Yeah, right. But Dom don't wear Birkenstocks.

Alright. What were you saying? New Dad Nick, you've ever waited for a hailstorm to buy a discounted new car? My notoriously cheap dad bought a new Subaru after a bad Texas hailstorm and got 50% off ticket price for the golf ball edition outback when asked about it He said it looks new on the inside. What do I care about the outside? That's true wonder how bad that's true cheapskate shit this thing is bad looks like it was parked on a driving range for a week hail scares the shit out of me yeah I we never really we've caught it down there

yeah a little bit but nothing where you're like you know taking cover as a kid it's funny you're like ah that know, taking cover as a kid. It's funny. You're like, ah, that Texas, they get like softballs. I know. Kill you. Take out. Things hit you in the head. How the fuck does that form? Little balls up in the sky. Snow, I get. Oh, do you? You can wrap your head around snow but not balls? A little bit. Okay. Rain, I understand. Snow, I get. Sleet, sure. But how does it form?

The water droplets kind of go back up I guess they get pushed up and freeze higher up in the clouds and then come down. How does that get them in the little they're like perfect balls? They're already it's already water droplets so it's already round. Hmm water droplets aren't round they're they're teardrop okay? I don't know I was trying to give you an ad we I was trying to give you an answer So we can move over breaking down fucking snowflake shapes and shit first of all every snowflakes unique in that you can wrap your head Around that but you can't wrap your head around it. I can't wrap around my head around that So I used to make them in third grade what snowflakes make them hell What do you mean you fold a piece of paper and you cut them up okay do that at Christmas I did I didn't know

what you meant made the hand turkey then a sandwich hand turkey soon open face a little gravy on top I always thought it was weird when people did the meatloaf at the Halloween where they made it look like a foot I never got that I mean that That much of a squitting pasta. I ain't eating your foot did no way put the onion toenails. I don't know. Yeah, I mean that's not I I'm sorry. That's not my cup of tea. I apologize ladies. I apologize Ladies and gentlemen tea. I apologize. Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize to you. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I apologize.

All right, let's see. This one's from Tootie Sidepiece. $10 degenerate, is it garbage to rinse your ice so you can switch drinks? For example, I will drink sweet tea, but rinse the ice a couple times and then fill it up with water. I think you just get new ice.

I'm not, I'm- You mix, I've never seen, I mean, you'll use a cereal bowl then to drink Coke out of, it's crazy. No, it's okay, let's say I have an iced tea, all right, and I finish the iced tea. Oh, I have no problem pouring water in there and knocking that back.

I'm aware, yeah. I think the most insane, that's not it, that's whatever. The insane thing is he's rinsing ice I would just throw it. I mean like true dirtbag you eat the ice Chew it loudly on a plane get some looks there is a unless unless your cup is to the brim with ice the different situation from fresh ice

to One glass of whatever removed is insane. Oh, it's like it's you shouldn't it's a game The first coke in the second coke are completely different things always fresh ice always always fresh ice You get a refill to joint. They don't fucking they hook it up with a little more ice Fucking bullshit. I used to hate that when like you were at it up with a little more ice. Fucking bullshit. I used to hate that when like you were at a party global we're drinking global warming. When you were at like a big caps or mountain pizza party or

something they had the pitchers a Coke. And then like there would start off with ice in it and you'd get the skilled guy who could like pour from the side and you get the good ice in there. But then you go by I'm you go by, I'm a heavy boy, I was a fat kid. I'd go for my refill and the ice would be melted and or distributed through all the youngsters so you're just like warm Pepsi with like one small ice cube floating in it. The guy that could pour from the side. I always poured from the side when I was waiting tables. Always. Yeah.

I got when I was busting tables, I was in charge of the bread and the water and I got my one when I first started I was too young to be working and my my too young to be handling bread. I knew my way around the around the basket of bread. I'll tell you that much. What's this semolina? Around the basket of bread. I'll tell you that much semolina I remember got your own yeast starters in your room. I remember it was it was Santo Palato This guy was collecting sourdough starters Hey, you guys want to see something cool? Don't touch it. It's proofing

I would tell you about the kid. I grew up with that had snails He had like two or three snails and like a like a like a It was like an aquarium, but it was like hot as shit terrarium. Yeah. Oh my god Fuck that a buddy turning AC Holy shit that never slept well Vinnie with to Vinnie with the skinny had poisoned dart frogs I Well Vinnie with the skinny had poison dart frogs What? I swear to god Vinnie with the skinny was screw balls from Jump Street What cannibal tribe was he from? If he had the frogs they would be like neon whatever and they would stick to the side of the glade

They were like the sobe frog You know what I mean? The fruit cat? Yeah wasn't that a frog? Yeah. Yeah, he had it. No, that was a lizard. Oh.

One of them had a frog. That was a tough spokesman, man. Nobody was drinking it. No. Fucking creepy. Jesus Christ. He had poison. Google that.

That's a thing. Dude, they're only like $60. Yeah. And they're poisonous? Let's get one in here and let the cat. Kill the missionaries. That's crazy. I remember he'd be like, you want to sleep over?

I'm like, sleep over, do you rather go to the god damn Amazon? Sleep over. At least there I got a shot that I and duty had like a rock on top of these things were had to tell. Yeah. Trying to get out. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like anything that's trying to get out I want something that's happy at home You don't see a betta fish fucking climbing out of the top of that thing sure fuck that I Don't like those frogs that those suction cups on their fingers. That's what he was I had I got a tree frog Won't dried out on me. I didn't keep

the I didn't keep it moist enough. He had a little skin so soft. Should have hit him with some SPF 30. I love frogs toads. I was a big frog guy. Yeah. You don't see him that much anymore. No, it's a young kid's spot. It's a young man's sport. But wouldn't you see them still? There's not as many frogs now as there was. What do you mean? There was frogs everywhere when I was a kid. You gotta reel that line in a little.

Where were they at? When was the last time you saw a frog in public? I don't know what you're asking me. What's the last time you saw a frog in public? I don't know what you're asking me. When's the last time you saw? I live in Manhattan. I don't fucking, what are you, they're not making it up to the sixth floor. You have a house in the suburbs when's the last time you?

I saw a toad jumping. You did? Squashed him, too sweet. No kidding. Hans, Hans did not like him. No, there was more frogs I think when we were a kid. Google that. Has the frog population gone down? We had them in the, there was more frogs. I think when we were a kid Google that has the frog population gone down

We had him in the pool for a little how do they fill out the census? Yeah, could I get accurate numbers? Yeah, you'd have a sense of Nielsen ratings I'm a frogs are in your own right out your favorite television. Did they ever call you? No, I never got that My brother did once nobody we both answered the phone at the same time We felt like we were fucking taste makers Cheers is what he said he was probably 11 at the time. Uh-huh. Cheers. I'm a norm man. I Love that John Ratter burger Turtle burger

I turtle burger You hit the nail on the head the frog population Generally declining worldwide at a rate of 3.8 percent 3.8 percent. That's not enough to make it different sure no traffic They're saying since the 80s. Yeah, there was frogs everywhere when I was a kid They were running around you'd see him in the grass after a rain. Yeah, there was frogs everywhere when I was a kid. They were running around. You'd see them in the grass after a rain. Get out of my yard. Yeah, you don't just don't have grass anymore. First of all, my mom does. Not a lot. I have the whole backyards a deck the front yard. That's less. That's and I remember 1520 years ago, they would get into

this was scary. They would get into the pool and they would go underneath the lip of the above-ground pool and they would stick to the inside so let's say you're going around and all of a sudden you would hit one of them there ain't enough ice cream sandwiches in the world to make any stop crying when I touch one of those things. Yeah, you see out of in the pool filter Now they'd be chilling like the toads really yeah chlorine water Yeah, tough. It's not a fucking these are 90s frogs. Isn't these pansies running around it? These are fucking these are street tough frogs unvaccinated frogs Yeah Yeah These guys are losing you know yeah, holy shit. I we had a couple of frogs But because I love Vinny had them and I remember my mom

I remember telling Denise I want a poison dark frog and she was like are you freaking kidding me not in my heels? Tell your dad You're Catholic Throwing holy water at. Oh God. All right. Let's see here. This one's from Lou. $10 day trader. That's a good one. Shout out to the 10th. Shout out to the day traders. I like pretty good. Never have one read. Is it garbs use chlorox disinfectant wipes on your feet after taking off your work boots to combat athletes foot. I don't think so I I've that kind of makes sense to me. Yeah, I've used those wipes the Lysol wipes I've used those to wipe my hands and I've seen you blow your nose with them. Yeah, get rid. Yeah, let's do it

What do you got chlorox wipes are generally not safe for skin. Why? It's bleach. Yeah, but that kills everything yeah, including your skin. No, I mean, I don't know what you want It's meant for non porous surfaces. Hmm. Yeah, you're worried about microplastics. You're so you're fucking bathing in can I give my heads up though? Wash your feet in that dawn when you get home. Gets the grease and all that shit off of them. Like the the oils that would be associated with athlete's foot. Okay. Or that can act and that shit. What's one dose? That shit works. You spray that shit in the in between your toes. We had to clear it up. We had a can of that sitting in my I

think it was there when we moved in And it was my dad's medicine cabinets in art in the hall bath And obviously they had their bathroom and then in the hall bathroom for the kids that medicine cabinet because we weren't we didn't live There enough to like sure the stuff in my mom's was there for our whole like an act in iodine dude It was like a couple of condoms There was some calamine lotion the crossed it over on the on that lip talk about dried out That was like a tree frog and eat that stuff does not work. There's no way calamine I've used bottles of that stuff on yeah, I think some people are just maybe you know you get it bad you said Yeah, that's a I didn't get a shot senior week cuz I had all over my face

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you have to do before you head out to work in the morning. I respect it. But putting it up. Listen, I'm a guy. I get home. I'll come home today. I'll take my pants off.

Belt stays in. Of course. I'm not taking my belt stays in. I throw them either I have a hook that I hang them on and the on the inside door of my closet. Cause you know, it's on there, and I close that. Because you leave your wallet in there, right? Yeah.

Yeah. Unless I'll, yeah. Unless maybe I'll take my wallet and keys out and, like, put them on, like, the desk or whatever. I always feel like a cop when I do that. Yeah. You're gonna my bitch. Yeah.

I always feel like a cop. So, but then, yeah, I mean to, like, and then I'm wearing them pants every day for the next couple of weeks. They're getting, they're getting worn in. I've had these on for a while. Yeah, I could feel them. They could use a little Now I know a little Clorox little calamine lotion All right, let's see yeah, nothing wrong with that that's a that's a that's a pro move and you slide right into them and you're Out the door, you know what? I'm having it happen a

lot more lately than than ever in my life. My belt's twisted on me and sometimes I forget like I don't catch it. So, I'll have a twist. I'll I'll like I'll be like digging around and like the above my pocket like what the hell? My belt will be

twisted. It never happened to me before but it happened a lot more now. I don't know if something's going to run away. Belt technology is going down or something. You are right about the frog. I was right about the frogs. Bear I'll give it to you barely. I mean 3%. That's a lot. 3% I take 3.8% of your nose off. You'll notice not if but you okay my nose sure but if you took 3% off my body you wouldn't notice

Don't not the wiener, please I need I need every ounce I can get What I'm only getting industrial belts twisting See oh industrial belts yeah like in the car yeah I only had that once. I can, you know. Yeah, only once I had it. I remember as a pal, you got to get the bet. That was like the talk for like the or maybe it was on my mom's car. I was I was a kid. It was on my mom, the belt.

And it was like when your mom or dad's car had something like that where everybody could tell, like when it was squeaking, you can pull in a school park with a screamer. Dude, my mom had bad breaks for a while. And she would pull in you just hear she was crushing walnuts. It was brutal. Yeah, it's like Uncle Buck pulling in and get everybody God damn. Yeah. Smoking.

Yeah, it's bad news. And my dad, my dad bought my dad bought an old Mustang. He was supposed to fix it up, which I don't know how he's gonna do that because he couldn't change the light bulb. Not a lot of cash playing around either. Oh, none. He ended up having to sell it so I could, for college, I always felt bad. How'd that, how'd that investment work out? Not good. And I remember the guy. No, I know. It was like my sophomore year and like, loved this car He drove it for a while But I had a hole in it had a hole in the in the in the right back seat

And he would take like six of us to basketball practice And I remember fucking ed Fordeskis like foot went through at one time It's bad, but this dude that he sold it to came and fix it up in our driveway He was there like every night after work for like three weeks to when he pulled this thing out of look brand new. That was just like, I was there all time. Good at that at three weeks. Some other guy coming in fucking my mom's bringing them out beers. She got a fresh lemonade on a fucking tray. We're something nice.

Right there's something nice Skank Their pants on hey bring those up Cousin Joey's wedding the brunch the brunch the next day Fucking walking at the house walking out of my Aunt Mary's with a pair of fucking tight leather pants on I refuse to go Fucking tart doing Yeah are you doing? Yeah, yeah, Hussie. Disgrace.

You're supposed to be a child of God. Out here in leather pants and squid ink pasta. I put the woodland shake in your ass in front of the scrambled eggs? I don't think so. Anyway. Poison frogs, huh All right, this is Willie Wonka's little homie ten dollar homie never had one red is it garbage for your mom to send you And your stepdad to a Taco Bell run and you end up running to your biological father as you're walking out of the Taco Bell

Stepdad and father end up getting in a fight step Stepdad wins, but his shirt is torn up. Holy shit! This was back in 2008. Haven't seen biological dads since. Damn! Wow, that's some fuckin' beef. That's, you know, that's on site type shit. Holy shit!

Because listen, I've navigated this. My parents did it quite well. To an extent, right? Mom did a real good job of never trashing my dad when I was younger as we got older It became pretty sure he can only be he can only defend the guy I don't know if I ever issued it did did big Joe Kelly and your dad have a any type of relationship I mean they weren't boys I understand moved into the man's house. Well, listen, all that is no, they weren't they were cordial. They were cordial. I think

that's a you know, your your your stepfather, you know, he had his own business and all that stuff. My mom had a type. Sure, smoking,, construction workers. But I think if the stepdad moves into the house, but theoretically, if he needed to, he could afford his own house, I feel like that's okay. Yeah, it was. It was more of an up, it was more of we're not moving. My mom, my mom's like, this is my friggin house. Yeah. This is my, my, my, my kid's house. They don't want to take you out of your school dish. And it was. Do that to take you out of your school dish.

And it was that's all the ladies in the school and it was a while. He waited a while to move in a while. Was there ever any talk of like, hey, you might you might be moving to like Abington or something like that town. So you would have used I refuse to go. I did you would have went to like CB West or something. Like I wasn't figuring it out.

I said no way it was going to be when I was they were talking. I was a kind of excited fresh start. You know what I mean? Yeah, I kind of look forward to it at the same time. I'm like, I know who I am and I know who I'm not and I'm not the guy to go to a new school and win everyone over. I got a bit of an attitude problem. So what's the shamminy like?

It's pretty cool. Fucking loser. Back when my own my old house, he had an elevator start lying about how cool my old house was. I told you I wanted to go to a post grad year after college. I was looking to graduate. I mean, I'm sorry. High school.

I could have went to like a gap year. No prep school. Yeah, I could have done a fifth year at this place. Mercer's Berg Academy. I could have played football there. I would have been 19 playing high school football. Hey, don't look real real nice too. But I didn't get in. It was like so it couldn't have happened and it didn't happen. You're a bunch of what it could have should have. Yeah, man. I could have done is I could have done listen You don't do shit. All right 20 G's or something like that

Give me a number on Mercer's Berg Academy. Uh They were cordial for sure. I mean, you know, they didn't they did a good job of not die, you know Would they see each other? Yeah in the morning. Hey would stop to see it that's it that i want to take a date that i have a title uh... maybe i mean like is there a time where they were both in the kitchen at the same time now my stepdad did a good job of uh... stepping out of the parental figure was like you know any given ship and he didn't give a shit he didn't not give a shit

yeah that was my dad would be the disciplinarian uh I mean I'm pretty sure I could have beat up Joe he's like 115 pounds I was a fucking I was 215 and six I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. That's a big boy. Boy, sure does love rolls. Did he ever criticize you about your weight? Hey, he hit me one time pretty hard. He was pretty sauced up. We were eating

crabs. Hey, you're not supposed to eat the shells. I'm either newspaper. We got crabs down there on really see if you can find I think it's like number one seafood it's on like route one or two Ben Salem seafood it's right by park. You fat little bastard. I wanted crabs and we got like a we went got a half a bushel of crabs offseason to They want crabs Dom seafood nah it might be close. I know that place. It was only group one Maybe you're getting crabs on her trivos try trivos and then as 90 minutes from from what I would. Hey, throw them crabs in the car and get them up here. I got a hungry boy coming in.

It's not like I'm in Nebraska or some ordering sushi. What'd he say to you? Hit me with a, I forget the, I read it. Slow down. No, it was, I think I was like stretching in my my young my young breasts were We're protruding out of Shirley temple for Mae West over here. We were at home. We went and got crabs I'm in the car.

Yeah. I'm in the back seat. They're all over you like spiders. There's just a claw sticking out of your mouth. It turns around. Go play it cool. All of a sudden you just smell a little old bay. What the fuck? I think we bought cooked crabs already.

And took them home. We're eating them in the kitchen. American Crab Company? American Crab Company. That's what it is. Give me a couple reviews on American Crab. That's a good one. That's a god damn institution. What year did that open? That's been there my whole life Those dudes are moving crap

4.5 stars That's good crap. That's good. My haircut drives me crazy. No crab out there Open for 45 years. There you go shit 45 years that fuck like you Denise's boys coming down. So what did he say to you? Is it what was the occasion? No one just gets crabs unless you live in like Maryland. That's like Christmas something Yeah, one's cracking crabs on Chris. We always did seafood around Christmas and New Year's different seafoods not crabs We got crabs. Oh like cooked crabs. Yeah

crabs Rather cool. How's my big gift? Crab just what I wanted Got the dog by the throat so wait you just this this one night. I can hear you in your stuffed-up duck I got some crabs. I got some crabs. I can hear your little stuffy nose and dirty butt. How can you hear my dirty butt? It was more of a him thing. He liked crabs. I just started like, I think like he had introduced them to me before.

This is when my brother and sister are out of the house. I'm like... I don't know, ten maybe? That makes it even weirder. This was him. I think this was him like bonding with me. Less than five people eating crabs is weird. There was two of us. Wait, your mom wasn't there? She don't touch crabs. Like maybe he'd clean a claw for her or whatever. She was there.

I assumed Denise stayed away from the squid ink pasta as well. Yeah, she's a So what'd he say to you? I think I was I Genuinely forget the line, but he so it's like a Wednesday night. No, it's probably a Friday Friday night crab night Probably did you know I don't know we ordered maybe 15 to dozen crabs or something he had a couple I had a couple And I think I was standing up I was like stretching or something in my you know my my bosom was Was protruding And he compared my tits to somebody's like my my mom's my sister like somebody Jason Momoa I know that it

wasn't it wasn't it wasn't about the definition of my pecs and my mom went Joe how fucking hit this guy that's crazy Fuck around make all me fat. He's not crying Grab a couple of wine rolls in my eyes. I got old bay in them Where my brother's long-sleeve shirt at the time and I thought I'd... Get your sister's bra. Hey, titty fucker. Hey, Dolly Parton, pass me your bae, will ya? Oh, man. Do you remember the Dolly Parton song? I didn't know who Dolly Parton was, but I know this.

Nine to five? What do you mean? Dolly Parton song? I didn't know who Dolly Parton was but I know this. Nine to five? What do you mean? Dolly Parton? No, Dolly Parton, she's the best, she's got mountains on her chest. I remember singing at it like eight. I was like, what the hell did you do? I didn't know who Dolly Parton was. How dare you.

What? Fucking great country artist. Great set of camps on her. She was beautiful. Still is. Still is absolutely beautiful. Rest in peace. Legend. She's not dead. Oh. Jesus Christ.

Sorry. What's wrong with you? Goddamn country western sensation. She's 25 and I just put the fucking kibosh on her. She's like 80 years old. She's alive right, Luke? Yeah. Alright. Alright, take it easy.

Fucking toot on both of you all right let's see how does it even get to that question I guess so I forget where we were um Mercer's Berg Academy you would not be able to go to by the way why take a guess on the day tuition not even boarding no like commuter yeah, it's kind of fucking like West Virginia. I'm driving down there every day Then you're boarding 20 Really 78 Hunter You know I need that up for it. It's $78,000 a year to go back. I've asked you this before I think yeah

Damn, all right. Well, maybe next year I think we have done damn all right well, maybe next year Guys are gonna need a good patreon.com send a big man back to Mercer's bird That's some fucking D back good school. Huh looks like it. Yeah, I remember I'd imagine like a whole life down there Be like rich kids. I was me switching schools. Yeah, I'd be a different person down there That was my shit together go to a good school. You know Be a different guy. You don't have it in you. I coulda you don't know stop saying coulda you don't I Coulda no you couldn't have my dad did my dad sold the Mustang 400 times You'd still be paying that fucking year off. Oh my god. Oh, yeah, it's only one year. That's not that bad

70 I was like what oh you wasn't that 94 He'll be paying that fucking year off. Oh my God. Oh yeah, it's only one year. That's not that bad. Seven. I was like what? Well, it wasn't that in 94. That was 78. So I would say probably in 94, it was 30 grand. That's the same. Eight million dollars. That's even harder to get.

Yeah, I would have... So I refuse that. That was I refuse to go. He, he, my stepdad was a builder, like a, you know, a construction guy, so he built a house. I don't think you would've last at Central Bucks, East or West at that time. Why? Cause you're kind of a bitch

What nicely played Here's a Mercer's Bergman right there your huge tits in your tree frogs crab breath That goddamn country boys out there not actually back then now you have to we're talking 2000 You're talking about the 90s dude. I'm talking about 2000. This is probably so the plan was to go in ninth grade ninth or tenth grade And I said I'll listen that's great for you I'm happy for you cuz my mom worked at dual town hospital. Mm-hmm. She was driving up there She was doing third shifts. She's driving home at like fucking you know in the middle of the night here on the road They're deer on the road You know bravada uh

All the way up on his steering wheel Dude her in that bravada I heard in that bravada. That's saying color GMC that that, you know, the interior, the interior and exterior thing was also it was all like the goddamn Sahara, dude. It was all I. Yeah, that same guy, that same color interior in the fucking 90s and early 2000s. Man cloth. Man, cloth.

Now, this was leather. Really? I would crank heaters in there. That's all right. Off. Yeah. Little Clorox, little armor. I'll take that. Take that sheen right out of there. Um. What's a bravada go? So we can get a Chevy bravada for right now. I might buy my by Denise of Bravada.

Yeah, that's what you heard her birthday What do you mean? We live the glory years? She don't want that hunk of shit get her out of retirement back at the hospital She having like a nice gun audio or something like that now. Yeah, yeah, that's get her a card There's some crabs 2002 bravada that sounds about right 32 grand what? 32 About right 32 grand what? 32 There's a 3200 How many miles are about as much as mercer's berg in 1994 yeah, so it's about 30 grand is 36th grand damn Holy shit, uh

But I said I'm gonna move in with dad because I would have been able to stay at the same height and Denise did not Did not like that out That would have been a bad move. Living with dad. You wouldn't have gotten to college. You would have been moving away. He would have convinced me to like, why don't you come work? I would have like.

Dropped out. I would have dropped out. But he's like, you know what the steam fit is making right out of, you know. Good money. Good money. Get in the Union I went gone die we me and my brother went to college and we were all working together and he was like you guys should Join the Union. I'm like

I'm 26. I got a fucking college degree. No good cash though. Good Benny's. Yeah, I know I'm a footage you be working for the rest of your life. I'm aware Yeah, and it's also that the life takes a toll on you Those dudes like you couldn't throw get no they're all getting knee replacements hip replacements. I'd have to get my tits done You're working in the office in the booblet you're in the trailer Everybody's coming in to get their checks from you checks from you. Hey, good. Your dad around. You see the blouse Kevin's wearing today.

You're going to want to get in there and ask for some time off. I like the Puerto Rican girl from Sopranos that AJ falls in love with. I'm giving guys my six digits of my cell phone number. You got to work on the rest. AJ Robert Isler home running fucking bad Thought yeah, I haven't seen Tom Sager's bad thoughts over there on Netflix it do yourself a face. You get out man very good fantastic Speaking of schools this is from og lady garbage 13 $10 him he never had one read is it garbage if you have to walk across a river

on a railroad tracks to get to and from school? What the fuck? That's a bad neighborhood, dude. You're scoping out to see if it's coming or not? Jesus Christ. Where do you live, India? That's crazy. Is this Slumdog Millionaire? Darjeeling High School?

Oh man. That's bad. Oh, that's, listen. I didn't like walking across the parking lot. Sure. We were, there was like, I'm talking about this now with my wife, because they all walk to school. And not on like high, but more than like, our school districts here, from my understanding, is like, unless you're in the neighborhood,

like you can't be like crossing bigger roads. It's gotta be like, you walk out, you make a right. And I think, at least in maybe Pennsylvania, it was like, there has, it's gotta be like you walk out, you make a right and I think at least in maybe Pennsylvania was like there has to be a sidewalk. Yeah. Like, you know, you can't be walking through people's front yards or whatever. But there they were like, you know, they kind of disperse, you know, it's like they're all like, I'm like a village, right? Kind of. I mean, she grew up in a shoe. We're at Hogwarts Crossing a train track over a river. That's why That's dangerous man. Those those scared the shit out of me. I remember my speaking of my dad my dad's from Roxborough

So he took us there was like a trussle bridge. Is that what they're called? We called them trussles trestle trestle. Yeah like the railroad bridges that where you got to like it's railroad ties every like 12 inches or whatever. This fucking asshole took us out on one because they used to that another pool like they were you know, you're jumping in the river, but all they'd hold on to the train. Hold on to the train. They would get on the train Hold on to the train and then like jump off the line into the that's what he told me That's crazy. I talked to cuz Cassidy's from Roxborough, too. I talked to him. He's like, yeah, yeah, that's what so he's like

He would tell us and I'm like NASA D is like my dad was very you'd be like He would tell you a story go no fucking way he go. Get in the car. Yeah. I mean, we pulled over. He parked on the side of like a street that you're not allowed to park on the side. Like a relative highway. We get out, we climb down an embankment. I'm too, we're like, I'm in like my church shoes.

Like we were visiting like my grandmom for Mother's Day or Easter or something. At times of cancer, buddy. I got my panty loafers on He's got nickels in them dad there was a fence I must have been we had a like climb and he's like come on Come on. Stop being a pussy. These are afraid of your shadows. That's what he's day. That's good Freight of your own goddamn shadows, and I remember dude my knees were knocking walking across this thing and the second hey hey Bob we're gonna miss breakfast I can't ever be I

can't ever be a beer omelet bar closes it and the omelet station and the powder eggs do a number on my intestines but the scrabbies and I remember the moment when we got over water because those start you're still over land and I was like oh this isn't bad fuck so scared oh shit scared. Oh shit. Jesus. To the different time. Want to see a dead body? Yeah, it was very much that. It's gonna be yours. You want to see a dead fat kid with tits? Sorry. Really running with that. Yeah, it's nice to deflect. Yeah, it's nice to deflect

You don't like crabs and Two things I do well grabs in tits this is a goddamn ayg we do crabs and tits God so funny it's just from... this is from too many. Y'all know... y'all know you can buy a Visa gift card, okay? Have your friend upload it to their PayPal account. Then have them send a friends and family payment to get... to you to get cash. Mm-hmm. I don't get that. So it's a way to get cash.

Oh, but if you're buying the Visa gift card, you essentially have being enough cash. Drug dealers don't take cash or drug dealers don't take Visa gift cards. Usually. So what are you buying the Visa gift card with credit? Usually. Alright, so what are you buying the Visa gift card with? Credit? Yeah. Or if it was given to you as a gift. Yeah, but he's saying you can buy a Visa gift card.

Buy a Visa gift card with your credit card. I would also assume if you're operating under the sense that you have an open balance credit card, you can get your hands on it. Take a fucking cash advance on the credit card. They bang out, don't they? I mean, if you need your fucking fix. I got caught up in that world in college when I found that you could do That I've never listened. I never learned out of I tried a one time in Atlantic City 90% on Tootie's car I remember that yeah, cuz they kept shutting our call of our cards down

They're like 4 a.m.. And we're gonna take out It was like 4 a.m. and we're going to take out a sizable amount of money. I needed to get people. And they can't they shut down all the cards, remember? Yeah. And I was like, I can get an advance. And then I was like, I don't want to. They denied that, too. And I was like, I'm not dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight with that one. No, thank you.

Yeah, I guess. I mean, that makes sense if you have a visa. I guess if you have a visa gift card in my head Upload it they can pay it forward and use that balance and then you get cash. Yeah But maybe that's a way to get around any feet But if they send you a family payment that goes to a bank account, oh wait, but hold on see yeah How are you getting the cash out of PayPal? So let's just say it's a hundred bucks. Uh-huh Oh hold on they can go to your your chase. I can't like your debit card. Yes, and then you're going to take it out Yeah, that's okay

Yeah, I can rob the bank or something that's got meth written all over it Yeah, I don't think they're going to a GNC and getting supplements Blue magic. This is an update. This is this is why I forgot we talked about this. This is from Tiffany Kippy. I need to know, is your wife still using that ceramic egg holder in the fridge?

We must. I told you about that. I assume. Ceramic egg holder. Yeah. Like a little soldier, John. No, it's like a, it's like a ceramic thing with like Yeah. Like a little soldier John? No, it's like a it you

put it's like a ceramic thing with like hole and you put the dozen eggs in there so they're not in the carton. We have a plastic one. Okay. Yeah. No, we're not using it. No, it's been empty. Feels nice doing that. I am not doing that. By

the way, I I go through a dozen eggs eggs if I'm being bad in three days. Yeah. If I'm being good four days. But then that means if she's not she's having an egg or two. I mean, we're going we're going we're buying eggs every day, it seems. One egg is tough. One egg is I won't I won't do two eggs. Nothing. That's half of it's in the pan. Yeah, I mean, there you go.

There's a way to get some cash out of not cash. That's a way to get cash out of gift cards, which is instead of we used to do the thing I remember I don't know if it was GameStop or somewhere I had they gave me store credit and I was there peddling the hey I you know, it's with my buddy I think and he was asking, hey, I got I'll let me buy you give me the cash and I'll buy it. But he's doing it to like random people at the GameStop.

OK, like they were there buying a controller. He's like, give me the 45 bucks. I'll pay for it. As I get the fuck away. Like boys, like you can't unless you're buying something. You can't be in here. It's third party business out front. It's got a booth set up. Serge, is there any of your time?

Let's see, let's do a couple of more. This one's a good idea which we've talked about before but I never thought of this as never thought of this for ten bucks Chuck first time long time. Is it garbage to clean the bathroom sink with a vacuum after you shave or trim? That's so crazy. I started doing that maybe a year ago. That's great It's fucking as long as nothing's wet As long as nothing's what you make sure it's dry and all you have to do is Get above the water over the water line because then you could just splash it all down the splash and takes a while

And sometimes you're splashing up too high and you got to come down you know what I do is a new one we talked about this probably a handful of months ago and This is the new thing. I talked about this probably a handful of months ago. And this is the new thing I've learned. And I think about it. I take my shirt off. Like typically I'm shaving before I get in the shower. I take my shirt off, lay that over completely. To trim your beard.

Yeah, over the whole sink. Shave in that. So then it all, you can't see the sink. Yeah, but then you're, all those trimmings are going in the laundry No, they go right into the shower. That's already running Wash that all down your paper towels or a newspaper would be better than you can just fold it up and throw it out Gotta wrap it out get out on that baby. That's how you do it gang you're going to be a little just in time for summer and

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