Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Beating the Buffet w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: December 2, 2024

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are you garbage? Hey, it's that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that to be classy

Just a big old piece of trash. Yes, sir. I'm your host takes fully coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She's already into the night quill Okay, 10 o'clock in the morning could be from the night before broad shutting it down early I guess my co-host is coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos, and the homies. And he is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. He's the flatbread freak, the chicken parm hero, Captain Neptune. Kevin James Ryan everybody. What's up gang? Shout out to you.

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Slash are you garbage you go over there you get all your bonus content. I'm talking over 400 hours of Podcast episodes sitting over there waiting for you to join the 13,000 people already there What the army of garbage over there shout out to all the home of the homies appreciation of the share Hold yourself a favor get over there the boots on the ground the sleeper cells That's right. Let me tell you this real quick. I was at Patty's last night. Funny. You mentioned that me too really Thought I saw some extra small condoms laying around the bedroom when I finger Dental joints this broad, are you hungry? I say I could eat.

She's like, I got some frozen pizza in the freezer. You're talking to the flatbread freak, baby. So I'm thinking, all right, French bread, Elio's, DiGiorno, something's coming at me. Okay, she pulls it out. You too. What you doing? What you doing next? I'm on the edge of my seat. She pulls it out and it's two regular slices. Whoa. She froze pizza. That's crazy. She knew you were slices. Whoa, that's not Rose pizza. That's crazy

She knew you were coming. I was trying to know is that that's gotta be that's like freezing milk Isn't that illegal? I do that all the time. Actually you freeze Pete's I got five ruby roasted slices in the freezer right now I mean listen, I next step is your freeze drying shit like a psycho That that goes in the fridge and is eating the next day for breakfast. Yeah a couple of scrambees. I was like when the fuck is this from she's like this summer this summer Fucking December. No, that's crazy. Yeah, that's yeah, that's got a short shelf life plot twist Not too bad. I'm coming out of the freezer. It's really good. No, that's insane. I'm not even you're freezing regular slices Yeah better to reheat What you encourage you see the maid do this when you were younger something you fired her immediately but kept the idea

That's you know these broads are getting older they're gonna put a home pretty soon I mean I'm putting a cat in a freezer and shit. They don't know they save everything They think they like go back to they think it's like wartime when they're not gonna be able to get another fucking Pizza pie delivered in 30 minutes or less. I've said it many times here on this podcast and on the patreon Since my dad is past the cooking the refrigerator. It's fucking real subpar Yeah, it's a lot of small poor morning woman and you're over there breaking her fucking stone. It's a lot of and you're fat ass in ZA. It's a hate it. Didn't you? I had it. I had to put a lot of hot sauce on it though. Really, really.

Which I had to really dig to find that church this thing up a little bit. It's a lot of fucking quarter pounds of weed. Ashesh. A lot of sour diesel Ashy. A lot of sour diesel for breakfast. Now, it's a lot of it's a lot of quarter pound of lunch meat. Chick, no chicken sat the lunch meat. You know, they stop. They will let me you don't go near

because this fucking broad knows that we break her balls about throwing at the lunch meat. She'll take the old stuff and put it in a new thing. Yeah, and then put the new stuff in a Ziploc bag put the new stuff in a Ziploc bag. I don't know what the fuck I'm eating. Yeah. Cheddar's Munster, the Munster's Swiss.

Don't go near the Pepper Jack. That's my Pepper Jack. That was turkey a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, no, it's I've also as you know my my mother is a widow herself. It's things are things That's what brings us up. I was actually down at Denise Denise the pieces, too Does the piece drink pomegranate juice? That's the only good addition to the house now. She's more pomegranate She's more of a mom. That's all right more of a pinot gris kind of gal Pomegranate juice a little bit of club soda and is very refreshing but You know is very refreshing. Um, but, uh, you know, that was the house I grew up in. She's been in the house 30-something years at this point.

Never made any real big improvements on it. I would love to snoop around that pantry. I bet you got some fucking... Well, she's got the kids over there now, so it's a little, you know, from time to time, so it's a little more... I bet you got some old Cheez-Its in there. Probably boxes, handwritten.

Nah, she was never Cheez-Its. She's a goldfish gal, and them things are hard to keep on a shelf. Those things go quick. Sure. Um, especially if I get down there, open up a fucking screaming can of Coke. You're fat ass. Yeah, and I'll just, while we're talking, I'm munching those while I'm putting an order in over a fucking Dominix or something. I'm crushing. I'm going, I'm like 55 pieces baby. Little I'm-oos-boos. But she's doing a, you know, two, three, she's sprucing a place up a little bit.

Oh, I didn't know this. Is she? A little bit. Like, you got a new coat of paint. Sex swing? What are we talking about? Jesus Christ. She listens to the program. You said you had sex with my mother. I said I was fingering her. And I'm not sure if you're joking or not. That's different. Broad gets around. He's talking about bringing some lackey to the wedding. How you doing? I'll be there. Son.

You want to find some dick over there, go ahead, but you're not bringing anybody over. Jesus Christ. He's walking me down the aisle. What's your name again? Fuck off, me pussy. Playing him in basketball. over He's walking me down the aisle. What's your name again? Playing them in basketball Getting your ass kicked fucking pussy some old nom vet Kicking shit out of me, but she's doing you know couple render vision spruce in a place up got a paint job Hasn't been painted a long time inside on the inside. On the inside. The whole house?

Uh, yeah. Really? No, I don't think so. On the outside? Yeah, she wants candy paint. Ah, Joyce. That's candy paint. Can't make-o do it.

Oh, gunpowder, gunmetal black. She put the couch on instead of 20s too. Ah, Joyce. Windows are all tinted. put the couch on a set of 20s too. Oh, jeez. Windows are all tinted. Smells like black ice in there. She painted the outside of the house. No, inside and outside. Okay. Right the hallway.

And I think that's it. I'm gonna do something with that basement down here. She flooded it. Jesus. Yeah, she left a hose on it. What, you go in there and take a dump? She left a hose on out front. What the hose on? Yeah. what's she doing out there?

I said, I don't know. She's watering the flower flowers or something Flooded you and it like left it on and I guess there's like a crack somewhere down in there She's my brother was like well glad the flowers look nice because the basements fucking it's like region waters down there God damn it, but all taking care guys saw everybody in the family's construction. So everybody goes over there fucking She's sprucing up to get it on the market or something like that. I don't know. You're asking a lot of personal financial I don't know what she's doing. She's retired. Take it off her hands. She's retired You move into my childhood home. I'll start breaking all the furniture. She's still living there But it got me thinking what she did one noticeable thing.

She changed the doorknobs on the inside of the house, like the all like the interior doorknobs. Like in like for like the closet, the bedroom, the closets, the yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I never really thought about. She go with eight balls Big dice She wants call across boats tasteful. No, they're nice, but they're black Lever ones that's like orgy shit. I thought doesn't feel

All the doors now open for the metal. It doesn't feel like the house I grew up in anymore. I don't like that shit. She's making the changes. That's a real dirtball thing to do too. Just change the fixtures. Patty's gotten away with that. Sure. Sure. Everything's the same but the knobs are different. So that's what she's doing.

A fresh coat of paint, white washing it, and then a fresh coat of paint, and some new hardware. Sure. Right? And it just doesn't feel like the home I grew up in. She don't want you there. I know, she don't.

Changing the locks. She did change the coat on the fucking garage back. Of course she did. That's fucked up. Said it's been the same thing for 27 years. I'll say you shut me out. Keep you from stealing the power washer. I guessed it.

That's my dude, Gabby. 6969. 420. So. 6969. That got me thinking of what they originally were. And what were the interior? Because I think it made me start thinking about it.

And different homes have different levels of doorknobs, which say a lot about that. Oh, yeah. What works is mine were pull up. Whatever the first one I sent you are. This one's a nicer one than we had. So that's like a current day one. But now that's what we had. It was the bronze with the whole like the cars was a good brand.

Well, that looks that looks nice. That's newer That's like of today's that's the today version of it All's I know is ours were duller than that I could yeah duller than that and I could get into it With like a bobby pin or a pin or something not a bobby pin It had to be one of those combs that had this that had the the shiv on the end of it You know talking about one of those it's it's like a handle comb but it goes down to a fine point or yeah I think it was for teasing up the hair sure doing the pubes straightening them out frosted in the tips as they say but you could get in there yeah cuz my brother God love him he couldn't take a

shower or fucking go into his bedroom and lock the door I would always fucking pop that thing open so that's what we have, but then I started doing a little fishing around, and there was a version of that, that's a rough. That's what we're talking about. That's a rough, that's, that was, those stainless steel ones, they never, they were always like replacements,

so they never hooked in nice. I think ours were the gold colored ones, but that looks like the Lock that was on my door and it was like that exactly like that for a long time from like 13 to 15 That door has been kicked in. Yeah, my dad would regularly kick in the door Wave in the faux foe sure sure. Yeah, I'd be in that place. It'd be a mess Miss you buddy. How fucking you going? Miss you, buddy Love you pal

You're looking back and we've missing this one day. I know it sounds crazy. I miss me screaming at you. Yeah But those were also middle of the road. I think a little less do you want I was trying to find a picture I couldn't fucking find it. Do you remember the ones? Because also too to me, these are heavy. The lock really did, especially when you're going to the bathroom, you go to the bathroom at someone else's house. The lock sometimes didn't, there's not a lot of security in some of them locks. Right? So that, so the next one, my aunt had these and these two, these things, but you could, a strong breeze would open that up that that didn't really like the ghosts like to open

You're sitting there taking a boom boom. It wouldn't catch never caught or would stick sometimes and it wouldn't You know, like the lock wouldn't pop out. Those are good doors. They're nice. Those are really they're obviously always an older Yeah, more like that like victor. I guess, Victorians never had the keys for those. Oh, you get locked in there. You lose a kid. Yeah. Fucked up. You're riding it out until dinner's over. My last apartment, one of the apartments I had in the Heights had that doorknob on the front door in the bathroom.

And me and me and Nadine got locked in there one time. You're more liable to get locked in the room with those. Those things. That's what I'm saying That's like that's different like the fucking 60s that technology didn't hold up now all the fucking steam and shit from the shit That's fucking sure warp in that wood your fuck and you see what that door was white and you're saying what Denise did Patty one step trashier. We have the cheap Luan doors as our bedroom doors. What's a look? What is Luan door? How do you spell that? Luan. Come on. Okay. Jesus give me flashbacks. Um. Leon doors? Luan. L-U-A-N.

Luan. It's what it's it's hollow wood. Yeah yeah yeah yeah the dark hollow wood. Yeah. Yeah. So that's what we had growing up and then at some point she just painted them to make that never take Never say bad never take especially if you're mad especially if you're doing it yourself it never oh of course She did it herself But you know what's funny is I was taking a shower in there and she had that bathroom done I mean, there's a nice bathroom. She had that bathroom done probably I Don't know, 2003 or something like that. That's fucking 20 years ago. It still looks great.

Well, that was the thing. There was a big- I hated the guy that fucking did it. Sure. There was a big difference between home improvements past 2020 versus before 2020. Why? Like things just got more affordable and nicer. Like you could get nicer stuff.

Sure. And it now still looks more modern than if you did it in 98 or whatever. You said 2020. After, I'm sorry, sorry, after 2000. I apologize. Yeah, after 2000, things started getting more. Sopranos hit.

Sure. Everybody wanted it. Sure. But you know what I'm saying? You could get stuff was cheaper, like those fucking mosaic that you plate the whole thing and open the ports up What open the ports up? China money coming in yeah, but there was one that I couldn't find so imagine like it was like a regular

It was like a circle a silver circle Doorknob with and the lock was most of the center of it and it had the long Slit and you would like turn it you remember you would have to turn it in Like a 180 you have to like oh shit Wait, so it was like this. It was like a sir and then like the whole oh, I know the whole Like it looked like like an oven dial. Yes. Oh, you couldn't trust those no fuck Oh, I was like being a jigsaw during they're pulling your little putt or whatever that those things gave you no Those little painters are fucking dangerous to that one right there

You missed it the the schlanz the schlanz Plymouth slag slag Plymouth That's a slag's a proper brand. Sure, but you want to lock it you lock it with a slag. That's their motto You want to lock it lock it with a slag. It's pretty good Uh-huh and that one you're fucking pulling it. I get you with a fucking clothespin Start laughing at your penis Rude yeah, but it was uh it was funny. It was like one of those memories I had where I'm like whoa this house is now different based on that Probably very cheap upgrade like I don't know what it's like a blooded fucking door knob goes now probably 18 bucks or something damn Upgrade like I don't know what it's like a blooded fucking door knob goes now probably 18 bucks or so. Mm-hmm damn

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ten dollar wedding donator what's trashier in the cabinet cups facing up or cups facing down? Cups facing up. Is trashier? facing up is trashier trashier I don't know about that is that is restaurant 101 Yeah, but the restaurants sit on the mat to let it breathe you don't have a you don't have a thing in there I don't think so. Oh, yeah, we have a we have that stuff that netting Yeah, but that stuff's great like that rubber. You need like an industrial restaurant that fuck. It's not a fucking chilies We're not moving that we're not turning tables like that that Matt's grody. That's not a fucking Chili's. We're not moving that. We're not turning tables like that.

That Matt's grody. That's not letting enough. You need, this is my take, personal take. I think you go up unless you have a proper thing in there. No, the bugs and all that stuff get in there. Bugs get in where? Get into the cups and dust fall into the thing. It's upside down for sure.

Yeah, but yours is sitting on- Proper way to store glassware. They only did that in the dust bowl into the thing it's upside down. Yeah, but here's a proper way to store glass They only did that in the dust bowl. I think that's why I Mean, there's no bugs in my fucking kitchen cabinet Sure, there's not they're in there with the spices and stuff in the flower haven't a having a field day not Nobody knows there ain't nothing to eat in there. I'll fucked up on garlic salt Sue's crapper way. I'm not saying you're wrong, but I'm saying I don't think. The correct way is rim side up.

Rim side down is for like glasses, like, you know, like whiskey glasses and stuff like that, that you don't use as often. Rim side down, you can store glasses rim side down to prevent dust from collecting. This is especially true for glasses that are used less frequently or stored in the back of a cabinet.

That's rim side down. Rim side up. Yeah, rimside up is technically the correct way to store glasses because the rim is the most fragile part. It's especially important to store fine glassware like crystal and vintage barware, which I use a lot. I have a lot of crystal. I got a couple of wine glass.

I have them hanging. You work at a Bennington. What are you living in a Bennington? I have above the bar. We have a little thing that slides underneath the cap. I know what Matt you're talking about. Yeah, it's thin. Yeah, I don't

think that thing gets you turn them over. Listen, I know what you're supposed to be doing. I don't think you're that gets guru that gets Charles grody on you. I flip them every Saturday. I cut my lemons.

When I do my side work? Do my pre shift. Yeah, that's a great. I never thought about that. Are you stacked up in there? The glasses? Yeah, because we have multiple pint glasses that are stacked up. That's trashy.

Is it? Yeah, I don't do that. We don't have any pint glasses. Car bombs. Are you dropping or pouring. That's trashy. Is it? Yeah, I don't do that. We don't have any point-class car bombs Hey dropping or pouring that's a big Big thing when you do car bomb. I never I drop it or pouring always drop Yeah, but sometimes they well sometimes if you if you're ordering that, you know, I know I didn't always frequent fine Establishments a lot of times the bartender don't like Washington you order eight car bombs That's their fucking nightmare

They're in the weeds that a flyers flyers or Phillies are honored some because we used to do it every every time a home run Ever watch something to Phillies playoff home run meant car bombs Same thing if the flyer scored or like a playoff game was Jaeger and Guinness, right? Guinness no Guinness and whiskey and Bailey's Jameson and Bailey's Jesus and you drop it but you can only drop it if you have an actual pint glass and An actual shot glass, but they don't like doing all that fucking long You get the plastic ones so hey sometimes they would and if you're ordering them They're like oh these fucking idiots. This would be like the fifth one tonight

They give you a plastic cup so you got a fucking poor cuz then you get a look they get a floater that Jim Yeah, I wouldn't do car bombs with the glass. I was scared the glass was going to shatter and I was going to swallow glass. That's part of it. You're running the risk when you're fucking party. Meanwhile, I'm sniffing whatever in the bathroom. Sniffing glass gives you shit.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I don't want to. I always thought it'd be a bad way to lie. So what, did you not do them or did you pour them in? I wasn't a car bomb guy. I wasn't a guest guy. That didn't hit. Car bombs hit.

The bombing, the bombs really when when I was banging in my teens to 20s Jaeger bombs car we were doing Golden Schlager You and the other girls Appleteenies, you know Appleteenies I would that was before me but Appleteenies was big sure I always think every move everything Apple teenie Apple sex in the city is how what it

was Cosmos sex in the city. Apple teenies. Yeah, casual sex though one broad got after it. Shout out to Samantha. They all did. Love that Kim control. Uh alright. This one's from okay buddy. Great name. That's pretty good. Okay buddy. Okay

buddy. Long time $10 bo Bozo, never had one read. Is it garbage if your gym is inside an old grocery store and they didn't remove the cart corrals from the parking lot? That's a tough look. But those things are probably hard to get rid of and dispose of. Sure.

Those things are fucking anchored down in there. You do pushups and shit on those. You hang pullups and shit. To. You hang pull-ups and shit. To work out like you're working out in jail. There you go. It's more common than you think. There's a lot of those gyms that take over just like big, like, Rosses or whatever.

I mean, it makes sense, but I feel the corrals are a tough look. But at the same time, you're working on your fitness. You don't really give a fuck. A lot of gas stations don't get rid of the tank. You know that? When they're only the gas station closed down, they don't get rid of the tank. Yeah. My dad told me gas station closed I don't get rid of the tank. Yeah, that's bad told me that

Spent real expensive to get off. Yeah, and then uh I'll drink the water in there Yeah, so it's like a Starbucks pops up or something or a subway, and it's like fucking I borrowed time for a sinkhole drinking fucking 93 dog Let it let's go All right in this is also in the same vein This is international man of garbage is a garbage of drink soda out of the can with the straw It always rubbed me the wrong way fuck out of here with that shit. Yeah, no right? Yeah, I don't Unless you're in fucking double cast or in a coma or something like that sure

If you're in a hospital bed, I'll let it slide because you got to bring it to you. My aunts always did that. Girls, women did it. Yeah, chicks, I guess. My one classy aunt, Aunt Kate, shout out to you. She said one time I handed her. Only drank tall boys.

I had car bombs. She's dropping in car bombs. But she hit me with it. She goes, oh, I don't do tenis I handed her she's like can you get me a diet coke? I handed her to die. I told me this She says I don't do tenis tenis. I don't like the lead but that's it. That's the we've I think I mentioned this before That's a New York thing when I first moved you buy a beer You buy like a fucking can't you buy a pound or a Bud Light cuz in a rat shit cuz of the rat shit and piss

They give you straws and I like fucking miss me What let's just pop your fucking rub it on your shirt. I've only started to think about When those like when these were made or like when the sodas were made and how long they've been sitting in some warehouse or on Some shipping container or something like that. I don't worry about that. That's why if I get sorry if I get candy I Always do the holiday stuff Because you know, it's fresh. I love that. They push that years. Don't think I know they do. Yeah Yeah, I used to work in a chocolate industry So you made your first million don't buy dollar store candy I'll tell you that much get a little bit of kippy sweat in there

You know that Stover's money stovers love a good stover's like a stover's Russell stover's little assortments. I eat them all Really I like the variety coconut can kick fucking a rock Whitman's nice Whitman sampler Oh, get me something nice and I'll give me a nice Whitman sampler and shut the fuck up. Let me enjoy myself I got something nice. It's in Hawaii the fucking day before Christmas. God damn it. Jamming me up. All right, let's see how this one's from Jessica.

$10 homie never had one red. First of all, shout out to the $10 homie. If you're a homie, you know $10 is the way to go. We appreciate value. Best value on the internet? I would say for the $10 level is it garbage for the school bus to drop you off at a job oh God dude in high school. I was dropped off at the subway I worked at inside of a gas station. What the fuck off look how does the school?

That's a fucking wellness check right there. Yeah, I mean Who else was getting dropped off there? What the fuck does this start making into it's on an uber I would assume that's a handshake deal You got with the bus driver. Hey, listen, do me a favor or like, you know a lot of times Back when I was banging if I wanted to go somewhere after school Back when I was banging if I wanted to go somewhere after school Like say I was like the fifth bus stop getting like off. Mm-hmm And I wanted to go to like my buddy's house that was further on the route Okay, I would get off closer to his house. You know what I mean? I would get on my bus

Oh, it's my bus stop like this. Well this oh, they wouldn't say something to you. What? Oh, we couldn't do that I would just like I'm going to fucking mats something to you what oh we couldn't do that I would just pick out I'm going to fucking mats or something now. We couldn't do that I guess it was still the 90s and they were still worried about kids getting yanked I mean they were more worried about kids getting yanked in the fucking 2000. I don't know they were tight We if he saw what do you do he'd stop you got to go back? You got to get out you got you had to get off it your stop. I think yeah, but I think we could Massage that a little bit. I mean I did it a lot. You couldn't get on another bus. You weren't allowed to do that.

They'd shoot you kidding me. I remember it. God damn it. No fly list. There was a kid always on the bus when we got on the bus. He was coming from like the tech school or so. He was a high school. We were in junior high and I went to school with his brother

and his older brother would be on the bus who was like my older brother. When you got out in the morning or in the afternoon, he got picked up. They got out. They got out at like 1230. He got picked up from halfway out. I don't know where or some sort of progress institutional program. Yikes. He would be on there bragging about. I mean, first of all, he was about your size at 17. He a big boy And listen you are you're a good-looking bigger guy this guy was think so what this guy looks more like a toe get off

My dick will you? Trying to bone they tried to get me with that too They wanted me to go on the special needs bus because it was shorter And because there was a tight turnaround for my bus stop So they wanted me to go on the special needs bus to get dropped off in kindergarten Wait a minute. Hold on to pick you up at the house to drop me off to drop you off after school Yeah, that's what your parents just told you. Yeah, that's I mean you just putting that together that your parents were like This kid has special needs

We're gonna lie to him and tell them that like hey your normal bus is long This one's good helicopters not coming today. Yeah, man you are You ever see the kids in the station wagon the school station wagon now. We had a we had like an Astro van Who was and that's like Hannibal Lecter shit getting dropped off in like an ambulance or something dude I remember a proper old school station wagon that said school on the back of it school that held with two oh So when you so when you were leaving school What a tight turnaround? What is this guy? He's a fucking Delta. What do you mean? It's a tight loop. Are there other kids that got off at your stop? No, it was like proper like yeah

They were in the wheelchair. Yeah, they were all I put my foot down quick It was like second grade and I was my house is close to school So I just that's why I started walking. I'm saying regular bus didn't other kids get off at your neighborhood. No, no one on my street was the same age as me Plus you probably had that four mile driveway Dempsey Manor The school bus couldn't turn around in the circular driveway, that's true. That's why I started taking uber blacks home Someone didn't carry you to school. Good night sleep, sir.

I got a giant hodork. Shut up, Fennington! Carrying me on his back. Take me to homeroom. Oh, God. Man. Jam up, city. But getting dropped off at work in high school is...

My poor kid. She's out there working. She's probably got a great work ethic. The subway at fucking a gas station? I stay clear news I mean, I'm fine with it was tough when Dunkin Donuts started going into gas stations for me But I got over pretty quickly once I'm hash browns dropped and that Baskin Robbins When those two teams up fucking planet went to hell in a handbasket He's on a writing on the wall could never get the Baskin Robbins. It was mainly

Duncan folk that guy did not want to scoop your ice cream No, try to get a taste out of that guy fucking cursing at you under your breath Every Sunday came with a little bit of spit. He's got bagels burning. You're asking let me You know taste 31 flavors bubblegum ice cream tastes like you fat little bastard All right, let's see here. This one's from noodles. Shout out to him. Uh, $10 home. He never had one read.

Is it garbage to insist on getting a flat top haircut as a seven year old fat kid? Because I was in Arnold Schwarzenegger ride or die at the time. Dude, that, I mean, that was nineties, a flat, a hot, sharp, new, fresh flat top in the nineties. Woo. Yeah. That thing was tight. They love the high flat top in the 90s. Woo! Yeah. That thing was tight. They loved the high and tight in the 90s.

Yeah. The fuck. Sharp. Yeah. One of my biggest regrets. 90 degree angles on that, Jon. One of my biggest regrets is I did a production of Biloxi Blues at the Hedgerow Theater in my training.

Okay. And we went and got our haircuts, and I could have got a flat top and didn't mm-hmm And it was just regular buzz that look like an idiot because I don't have my hair is real thin so it looks like I do It looks like I'm balding, but a flat top really would have brought the character. What characters are doing, but let's see blues Kowalski I Was the love interest? Kowalski I think it was Kowalski I Was the love interest? Kowalski I think it was Kowalski. I don't know how's the mean guy Kowalski whatever he is stunk. Where is he private? I mean you're more of a captain Haley kind of guy captain Haley. Where do you see him?

Haley kind of guy Captain Haley. Where do you see him? Or Corporal Haley? I don't remember that guy. That's what you look like. That must be the Broadway production. The European production. That's Broadway's production. Ain't fucking lumping in with him.

Was that walk? Oh, yeah. Walkin was in the movie. And I forgot he was great. And I ever see that now. Neil Simon. Very good. More of a Paul Simon guy. I don't or a Garfunkel man. More of a Paul Simon guy. I don't Garfunkel man

of an Oats guy Overnight like a guy that hits the high notes Falsetto none of that baritone bullshit anybody can write the tracks Talking about a guy coming over the top over the drum kit. Oh Phil Collins I like it. Phil Collins. Treat me right. All right. Let's see here.

This one's Mark W. Is it garbage if your whole family gambles on the length of the speeches at your cousin's wedding? That's a good time. The speeches, listen, I hate a speech at a wedding. Hate it. I'm unemotional. I get it's just too much. I don't love it. I get that a lot of the family loves it. I get that it's very nice for the bride and

groom. Not for me. But that would make it very interesting if you pull a little action on it. You know what I mean? Yeah. That I can get behind somewhere just too long. Hit it sweet at 90 seconds and get the fuck out of there I mean, this is well documented you brought this up, but You know, I got the fucking I got the recipe for fucking success That's the one thing I know how to do and I've told thousands of homies and bozos what to do Get up there. You don't go too funny. You don't go too sincere. You don't start crying You thank her you thank him You thank the families you say something nice about him you say something nice about her

Then you hit him with the H Foley toast and you get the fuck out of there What's that does with a little bit of cream cheese on it? Bacon bits more of a French actually chives. That's my secret Yeah, of course. Alright, let's see here. The Milkman is a great name. Is it garbage or get a tattoo at a flea market? I didn't even know you could do that.

Also, somebody commented, my uncle did that. So, apparently, I guess I would assume lower end flea markets. Do you like a flea market, Kevin? I love, love, love, love a flea markets. Do you like a flea market, Kevin? Love, love, love, love a flea market. Me and my wife were driving in the burbs. Nah, no more than two, three weeks ago. I see a real ragtag flea market. You stopped.

Oh, we pulled in. Wow. I pop. She was not a fan of it. I just love- People on their last legs selling their last belongings. Well, you know, it's a bad flea market when the wooden tables are out there, even when the flea market's not there. You drive by the lot and all the all the tables are there. There's a handful I grew up around where they're just like in an empty lot on the side of the road.

It was the Montgomeryville Mart that we used to go to that was like a flea market, but it was there all the time. Did you ever go to Rice's? I love Rice's. We used to go there. I used to, that's why I wrapped my first loom in around a telephone pole, cutting school, going to Rice's. You were going to Rice's during the week? That's where you got you guys only Chinese stars was only that's where he got our butterfly knives It was only Tuesdays and Saturdays. Let me see if you can get a Rice's flea market right Bucks County Pull up the web the actual website for it. They don't have a fucking yeah, they do Rice's sale in country market Shops Tuesdays. So Saturdays.

That's nice. Now it wasn't like that when we were kids. There was no potted plants. No. There was some fucking Mexican shakeweed. Yeah, that's where you want to go right there. Yeah, yeah. Right there.

I'll give you eggs that'll fucking blow your hair back. Mm hmm. Yeah, it was nice. I mean, I haven't been in 25 years, but that's where you could get solid fireworks Mm-hmm, and I think the butterfly there was one I think we wanted switch blades or something and the switchblade guy was only there on to we had to go on a Tuesday for Some reason I forget why so we would cut yeah, they would cut school and go up on Tuesdays We would go even make it out of the neighborhood. I crashed my car We would go there after so Friday after Thanksgiving

We would go to the King of Prussia Mall for the day with like the the five or four or five families everybody go up there barris ourselves and then Saturday a Smaller squad would go down the races. They didn't take the kids a lot on those things. I don't know why they're tricking down there or something. Turning tricks, a couple of jobs shooting dice, but it would they would only take a couple of kids. I love I genuinely love a flea market. I don't like the flea markets that are pretty much just like bad garage sales. You know what I mean?

Well, it's just like I like them, but there's never anything real. Like in theory, I like the hunt of like, oh, I could go there. I actually stopped to look for stuff for like tooties. Like, oh, we can find a cool fucking something. Like that would be really cool on set. And I stopped. And I mean, it's just like, it's, it's rough. It's real rough.

It's like they got like oxygen tanks, and they're sitting there catching selling them No, they're on them. I'm just gonna say pick up a tank for the boys Talking about clean living Yeah, it's just never anything and it's like you always see the same like this box of whatever There's got this package if they do have packaged goods of some kind It's been in and out of a trunk and a box 50,000 times and it's just like broken and ripped and whatever.

And it's like, it's just never shit you'll want. I love one that's like, hey, there's one on the Upper West Side that we bounce around to. The one in the school. Yeah, that's a nice one. But they got like, hey, I make furniture. I make coffee tables. I make cutting boards.

I make these. I make that. You get a lot of pickles at those things sure good pickle stains. You got good good specialty food stains love all of that shit I just don't like the and I do love a garage sale I do love we like I said I would grow up we would go trash picking looking for I like to search I like to hunt gotcha, but They're just anymore It's like just old musty shit that lives in their trunk and then they go to the next one on Tuesday, then the next one on Wednesday. It's just not my cup of tea.

You jogged the memory of, could be a good RU garbage question, growing up, did any of your family members, was there an oxygen tank in the house? Sure. I don't think so. My Aunt Mary had one. She was young too, I don't ever saw her use it. Darryl was like, don't smoke around that. Get away. Don't play with that. Uh huh. I didn't realize that that would blow up. Yeah, I mean, I think if you're like. Pure oxygen, I'll go up. Sure. I don't know. I know I never.

I got the challenger, I think. I don't think somebody. I don't think that. I think the astronauts were on oxygen. That thing. I think there was oxygen. That didn't help the situation. on oxygen in that tank. I think there was oxygen in that, didn't help the situation. Sure. Gang, let's talk about bumbas. Bumbas. Let's talk about socks.

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Pro move. Pro move, if you're jammed up you wet it Then you hit the paper towel. Maybe it again. I'm not opposed to an ice cube snack It's not classy, but if you're jammed up cold glass cocktail napkin and a wedge of lemon. It's like taking a shower Fucking get all Also isn't bad if you're at a ball yard Yeah, you know air a bar and they hit you with the fucking You're like a draft beer. They hit you with the bar napkin. Mm-hmm. Put that on there. Maybe a little overflow It'll drip just that moisture on the or that'll get you go. I don't get you where you need to brush your teeth with

Dude a pits and the grundle keep it moving Daddy. Oh, it's a mando before mando. Uh-huh daddy Oh, Amanda before Mando. All right, speaking of parents houses from Hulk, is it garbage to stop at your parents house just to get food from their fridge to eat at your own house? That's a big thing. Now. Kids do that college kids do that college is different. I did it in college, for sure. But I would understand if it's like leftover hey, she's got her some sort of leftover there. You know what I

mean? But like, I mean, if you're popping by and eating like a bag of chips or something, I took home three slices of frozen pizza. What were the slices, by the way? It's a good question. Was Fran Zones? First of all, they were whole pies. It was Fran Zones. It was a shot to friend zones and contrahawk and if you're looking for good pizza sweet pie Delicious get the onions on it balanced everything out. It's unbelievable

It was uh, they were all slices of friend zones with onions. Yeah thin slices Sure, it's almost cauliflower pie Like a salad and vegetables involved yeah, I took them home with me, but I did it for the pizza What it's shit a locked in a yo freeze pizza man. You're trying to free the pizza freeing the pizza get you guys a good home Like dodo Page goes around gets picked up to stray dogs. I mean, you are genuinely something else.

I'll tell you this. If you do freeze the pizza, you got to eat it that night, because by the time I got at home, put it in the fridge next day. Oh, you can't do that. No, that starts getting, that turns into, you got spores on there. It's like Ridley Scott directed it, like an alien. Ugh. Like an onions were moving.

No bueno. The one's looking back at you. Hey, buddy. All right, this is from OTA. Is it garbage to think you can beat anyone up because you quote unquote see red? That's a big dirt bag move. I don't know, man. I just see red. That and like, I gotta have a, like that was like in high school or college like, you know,

I get fucked, I have four shots and I'm, you know, it was like I got to be drunk to fight type thing. Sure. That was always a dirt. I was always a kid about to get his ass kicked. Yeah, never really. I never looked at it like that. I never thought I could win, but no, I was going to fight you. Does that make sense? There's frozen pizza on the line.

I'll get my ass kicked. I would never say I'll beat your fucking ass. I yelled at a couple ass kicked. I would never say I'll beat your fucking ass I yelled at a couple of I would just say I'll fight you Beat me up. He beat me up. What if the wiener verse wiener? What do you want to do? He's still already had sex with your girlfriend. So whatever you do to me pussy Don't break loser Already beat you on the bag of blow Will be here in any minute anyone

Yeah, I think anytime I was in a fight it was I was all again Huge lack of confidence huge and you had to be a crier. No you afterwards You weren't a cryer. Why'd you make me do that? No as like a kid kid Like a strike me as a guy. I'll cry yeah, not not not as that like a bar fight I'm not like old city in Philadelphia at Mad River throwing drunk Hit my in my boot cut light jeans

flat-toed shoes big jeans, flat-toed shoes. Oh, man, big. No, but you saying that kind of shook. I never thought about it because I know I don't like I never liked fighting. I would rather never fight than like making sweet love. But sometimes when you're at your early, you're a drunk early in your 20s with idiots, that happens. You know what I mean? Sure.

Tensions are high People are trying to get laid that don't have hormones testosterone Viagra Viagra just hit the scene. So your best guy kissing another dude Get a little patty. I thought what we had was serious. I'm swinging on Pat You're mine, dude! Ummm...

Like Vito and Johnny Cakes in the parking lot? I was hot. I just never wanted to get beat up. That was my... I didn't want to win the fight. Now that I think I was a very defensive guy. What's beat up? Like, knocked out? Come over, I'll show you.

Because these kids today, they fucking knock each other out. Nobody's getting... nobody back in our day, even yours was getting knocked out the way kids are getting knocked out now. Unless they're just- I just, you see it, it's film. I never saw anybody get knocked out like that. I understand, but it's not like,

it's just being filmed more. You think? Yeah, you would just, if somebody got knocked off, knocked out in the town next to you. This kids go to the nickel real quick. Sure. Hey, things are a daisy. Right. Did you see that guy playing pickleball that got kicked in the face a couple of weeks ago? Who's sardy on there?

I mean, obviously, you don't kick a guy in the face when he's bending down. That's a tough look. But that guy was screaming that guy's a dork for taking pickleball that serious Smack the paddle out of the guy's hand. Did he or did he go to high five the guy? I Don't know. I checked in the comments on because he bent down to pick it up. I Think he was way too serious in the moment. Sure. That guy was a little butthurt He just got fucking spiked on I get that He walked over caught him with a clean John Jones

Yeah, the paddle got knocked out of his hand and I don't think that was intentionally I think he was just fucking Charged up. Mm-hmm, but like you got to be a little bit of a gentleman Like he's screaming fucking pretty much screaming right in the guy's face. They're shaking hands and he's still going, whoa, let's fucking go. Caught him with a soft kick too. Yeah, I wasn't even a hard one. Knocked him out. I was a little, yeah,

that guy went down like a sack of potatoes. He's fucking hanging on the net like a fucking, he's hanging in a fucking seafood joint. Which I don't condone, but I popped into the comments and everybody was like, we're all on this, we're all on the side of the guy who kicked him, right? And I don't think. Oh dude, he slumped them. I don't think that's oh Fuck dude

Was this a car this professional thing no, I don't think so it looks some level this pickle bullshit. Yeah, it's like shut up Someone said it didn't count his foot was in the kitchen Which I mean like yeah listen that is never except it's not acceptable But also like you're playing sports things get passionate guys are fucking idiots You start screaming and shit like that and someone's face and it's not gonna be like Yeah, there was disrespectful I'll give you that I could see how what that guy did was viewed as like you're being a fucking jerk off. Sure. And that guy's up.

I mean, that's a that's a cheap shot if I ever. But if you square up go knuckle to knuckle, I know this is old news a couple weeks ago. But if you look at it, look at it. He does it and then he goes to he goes to pick it up. Doesn't he? Yeah, I don't know unless he was gonna drop it again. I throw it further Alright, let's see here This one is Carter. Are you garbage if her mom got you a Detroit Lions Zippo lighter for your birthday And you're from it. Yeah, I mean if you're not a, I would really hope you're a die-hard Detroit Lions fan, but that's, that's a-

That's a mom that gets it. That's a perfectly trashy gift from a parent, I feel. That's like, hey, I know ya, ya like heaters, you're smokin' bowls, you're a Zippo guy, I thought you would like this, I got it at the Exxon gas station. There you go I really fucking were they were all at a Hesh trucks. You grabbed it is you know you for sure No, that's not a name-brand Zippo either. That's a Zippo style. Yeah First of all shut up to the Zippo style. I got plenty of them on a website I believe I think we're all sold out big guy where we're gearing up for a new merch drop

No kidding. Soon, we're getting stuff, we're getting things in line. Pickleball? Pickleball. Okay, we should have that guy's face. We should have that scene. Talk shit, get kicked. All right, let's see here.

This one's from Jagoff Jessie. Great name. Love him. $10 Tendi Basket. There you go. go new never had one red are you garbage if you're this one's insane are you garbage if for your mom's birthday the whole family smokes homemade hash and goes to the Chinese buffet together because it's her favorite restaurants and she loves the

crab right dudes I mean dude there's so many things wrong that. I think the only thing is the homemade hash I enjoy a nice Chinese buffet. I would pull that back one level I think smoking hash with your family is crazy crazy homemade hash with your family is even more bonkers How do you make that? Press your weed. I yeah, that we do you press the weed. Yeah, you can do it with a hairdryer Or a hair straightener my bed. Oh, I've seen that I know you're talking about god. I mean Everybody hey, everybody's bugging out. No one wants to get up and go to the buffet Freaking out my only thing we got a knife to the waiter's neck

My only thing with that to be dead honest with you is there's no real dessert there Maybe they have the soft serve machine, but there's no you can't get us You can't get you know you think these hash heads are worried about pie they got to throw up to their neck in crab rangoons I mean you're not going there if you want a good dessert necessary. That's you drink with your family. What's the difference? You know we're not making it in the fucking bathtub. I go to goddamn Anheuser-Busch or Cavett, someone who knows their way around a Pinot Grigio. You're free-basing with Denise?

Yeah, what the fuck? You got the pen and the tin foil? Also, I'm by no means a saint. My family's as dirtbag as it gets. But they don't like Chinese food. No, they do not At Texas Roadhouse, uh, yeah, I mean That's but hey if it brings your family together

What loose look up the who drove? That's what I want to know Look up the legality of hash now too, because I don't think that's to criminalize. No. I don't think you'd be, you know what I mean? That's still a crime at the end of the day. Adults age 21 and older can share up to three ounces of cannabis flower and up to 24 grams of contra to cannabis with other adult age 21 and older for personal use.

That don't, that's not a mess. They hash-ish. Is that what's considered? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. That's not a message. Is that what that's considered? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Click the next thing down. How much hash can I carry?

Eight gram. Damn, you can have eight grams of hash. Jesus Christ. Woo. That's a big family. Ha ha ha ha ha. Everybody has their own eight grams too. No shit.

Can't lift it, dog. Fucking 32 G's. talk about playing in the mud Everybody's smelling like resin shit. I would assume whatever state that they live in Marijuana is not legal and I believe that probably the Chinese food is so poor. I Don't know though. That's got the Dakotas written all over it Man Don't know though. That's got the Dakotas written all over it Man The Chinese guy working at a Burger King this they're so high they think they're at a Chinese Chinese spot in Wyoming must be tough. I don't know. I don't know you never know you never know

No, Raymond's. I'll tell you that who shout out to Raymond's in Pacifica, California One of the greatest restaurants I've ever had we should say we were all Fucking on we might as well been on eight grams of hash is how fucked up we all were I was sitting on the lazy Susan Like a new Cadillac That place was unbelievable I think about it many at many a. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. That's hot sour soup I ever had I Wasn't crying

You're like me to fight All right, let's see here This is from Drew $10 hoagie. it pronounced pay per view or pay per view I Mean it took me a long time to realize it wasn't paper view and I still say pay per view pay per view But you just say it's pay per view so really the the phonetic sounding is paper Really, the phonetic sounding is paper.

Paper, paper, paper, paper, paper, paper. It was pay per view. That took me a while to realize that's what it was. Sure. I thought it was like I didn't. Yeah, I just thought it was pay per view. Yeah. Which are coming back. How? I mean, all the UFC is all is all pay per view. You get through the cable. Yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah.

What if I got YouTube TV? What? What if I got YouTube TV? I think you have to have ESPN+, and then they got to buy it through ESPN+. Yeah, ESPN+. That's who gets it. Shams you up.

No kidding. Well, it's all owned by Disney. No kidding. And Dana White. He's got his hand there. Boss man. Cutting checks. Hey, them.

He goes heavy at the tables, too. Sure. Hell, you. Heavy everywhere. At every day why I've ever been. Especially at a Chinese buffet. Let's see. This one's from Amber Crombie, Deep Cut.

You ever sit in a garage as a family with the door open and watch a thunderstorm? Never with my family. We did it down the shore with fucking Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor. That was like a majestic showing of Mother Nature at that point. We were on the water. The fucking storm was rolling in from like a mile out or whatever. That was something. Man man that jogs of memories We were big on thunderstorms really oh, yeah

Sit on the porch the yelling That was again shawshank when he was waiting to hit the pipe you dad was doing it waiting for the lightning and go You motherfuckers. I'll kill you. Back porch, the sunroom as they call it, the front porch, the door open. Man, when that pressure would change and the barometer would drop and you would smell that ozone coming through the screen door, the angels are bowling tonight. Pop. Sit there and watch the storm. He's having flashbacks. That would happen in a while. Yeah. Loved it.

Yeah, I don't think we ever did. I remember being in some cars, real nervous, and they're always like the safest from the lightning. And they'd be like, you know, meanwhile, whoever's drive is probably fucking half cocked. I don't know. Is that true about being in the car? I think they say that's the safest place to be because the rubber is grounded. That's what my. That's what the drunk adults in my life would tell me.

I don't know, though. Yeah, because I've seen some videos. If you're caught in a storm while driving, you're safest in an enclosed metal metal vehicle. This means the hardtop cars with all the windows shut. If the car is struck by lightning, the car will flow through the metal body of the vehicle a little bit. You get a little buzz. Yeah, like one of them vibrating panties or some

man those videos. Talking about go to a Chinese buffet. How you're going to get one of those for Luke. We should do an episode like that put a butt plug in Luke And just buzz them. Oh Well a YG after dark how we should do it we should do it for both awesome we each control it We're just coming to me just screaming. Ah I pull out the fob right now.

Just running full blast. I didn't know you guys were down to party. Oh, fuck me, dude. Yeah, we loved watching anything like that. Mm-hmm. Um. Lightning storms, accidentident scenes house fire Yeah, we were out there. Yeah, we never really

Maybe the news van drives by everyone freak out. We were never really around as a family We're never like a really a sure unit like that. I mean dude you think about it as a dad That's a cheap night Sit and watch the fucking thunderstorm. Maybe it hits a telephone pole. It's like the finale in a fireworks show. Ooh. Yeah.

You ever have that? You ever have the telephone pole outside your house get struck by lightning? I had it even worse in a very bad rainstorm. I was a young man driving late at night. OK. Put it that way with a friend of mine. OK. Couldn't see shit.

I was in my first loom. I was driving him, dropping him off, pouring rain. So I'm driving real slow. We drive by like there's like a hut in the woods, like right off the side of the road, like a transformer house or whatever. You know what I mean? Oh, I know what you're talking about. Man, that got hit. And the whole fucking world went neon white and blue and I I hit the

brakes could have been the hash you were sitting in your living room I got a plate as a steering wheel and I mean it went like fucking phenomenon that movie. You know what I mean? Or powder, whatever one. The John Travolta vehicle? Yeah. Didn't he get struck by lightning and he was like a genius? Yeah, for a minute.

That's what happened to me. And brain cancer. That's why my head's so big. Yeah, phenomenon. Something like that. I don't know. That's what you saw? I was pretty fucked up if we're being honest with you.

No, what was- Pictures of a volcano. What was Powder? He was just a weird kid. No, he got struck by lightning too. Did he? Oh man, that was me. I never realized how freaky that kid is.

He looks like he should be in fucking uh, What's that heathen ass movie that Tom Hanks did he's an ass power of the dollar no power or angels and demons Yeah, the second Da Vinci code Oh, I know what you're talking about with those monks running around with the guy that plays vision that was hitting himself with the with the belt Yeah, I wouldn't want that guy looking for me Um powder still you got ass in high school though. Look he's making out with that broad right there

He was dating somebody in that movie brainwashed her to convince her to do it Is that Katie home or uh who's that? No, no But uh Yeah, and we were like I we looked at each other and like, are we dead? Like, is that, was that it? Are we in the big lumen in the sky right now? It was fucking, man, whoo doggy. That one, that was a quiet ride home.

We just turned around and went back to where we were coming from. We're like, I thought we faced the devil tonight, dude Yeah, and then I know had the right hand and was able to walk away we were my parents are driving me to the train station one time with with an old girlfriend in the car and We it was on 73 skip back pike Excuse me and Some car had gotten hit by downed power lines Was over the other person's car and like a piece of a tree the branches were on top of it

Nope, and I went to hop out and my dad Freaked the fuck out. I thought fuck. That's a hot wire a hot wire Uh-huh, she'd be done for I put your hand on the door. I got you ma'am That's a hot wire. Yeah, hot wire. Uh huh. CB done. Fried. As soon as you put your hand on the door. I got you ma'am. Fucking out. Don't cook it bacon. Alright, we gotta wrap it up gang.

What a fun one. Yessir. Gang. Kippy. We love yous. Luke. Love you guys. We'll see you next week.

Peace.