Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Best Gatorade Flavors! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: October 19, 2026

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show. where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R. You sure about that? It's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that at the group to be classy. Yeah. Or if they're just a big old piece of trash.

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those as in the homies. Sure. I have sourced the role, have created their own world around the podcast. Yes. Of stuff, of, you know, things that they've taken and whatever. This got sent to me, I'm not sure by who, but thank you to the nice gentleman or kind lady.

It's about Gatorade. And what Gatorade does what best. And this was, I know we have our opinions on this. This was just, this was somebody's opinion. Okay. And we can, you know. Debate? Debate, whatever.

Mine's a little different, but there's some that you just go, I don't know why, but it just makes sense. Go ahead. Yellow is the flavors of Gatorade. Yellow, and they also said yellow, too. Yellow is the best Gatorade when you're thirsty. Okay. We can go go through one. Orange is the best for hangovers.

Okay. Dark blue is for actual hydration. Light blue is when you want to. a cold drink and red is for lunch. Red is for lunch for some reason. I don't know why. Yeah. But red goes with hot dogs.

It goes with a hugie. It's a fruit punch. Red is for lunch. That's pretty goddamn good. The rest might be up for debate, but red is for lunch. Yeah. I mean, I could see the lemon line being for thirst because that's the original. Sure.

You know? That's just like if I'm not, that's... That's for practice. Yeah, that's just like it's there and it's coal. Yeah. Orange is not for hangovers for me. Dark blue is for hangovers. That's, and I don't know if that's up for debate.

Dark blue. What are you talking about, the ice? No, what is the dark blue? Cool blue. Fierce maybe or something like this. Yes. That's got some punch to it. It does.

That carries a little more twang. Yeah, the dark blue is just the classic cool blue. Yeah, let me see. See if you can get the actual flavor. Dark blue Gatorade. It's cool. Blue. Cool blue. Cool blue. Because Glacier Freeze is the light blue. Yeah.

Okay. Well, back in the day, Glacier Freeze, that was like a line that came out. At some point. Yes. There was Riptide Rush, which was my favorite. The purple riptide rut. Yeah. But yeah, the Yellow Gatorade just kind of par for the course thirsty. I'll give you that.

100%. That's Gatorade. That's Gatorade. That's a great way to put that. Red is for lunch. Dark blue for me is for hangovers. And light blue is. when you want a cold drink. I will give you, it's got to be cold, too. Oh, screaming.

A warm Gatorade? Sucks. Brutal. We used to get this stuff in high school called Exceed. It was like a version of Gatorade. Dude, they would throw that at us at like 75 degrees. Yeah. Not an ice cube in it.

Uh-huh. Brutal. What's the worst flavor warm? What's the worst flavor warm? I think orange, because it doesn't turn the corner for some reason. It just does it. It's just like half the taste, but you don't feel it.

Like there's no, it's all right. I don't know why, but it's orange. It's orange. You can muscle through anything else. Since the fierce, because I'm such a fatty, I need that extra, you know, fierce is juiced up. You need a drink to it. Yeah, you get a warm orange.

I wouldn't even. Fierce is for like when you're smoking weed almost. That's the combat The Cotton Mouth, my guy I'm smoking that purple Day long It used to be Arizona Green Tate

That was big Yeah, yeah yeah that was big Yeah That's a home run That red is for lunch It's crazy Great Why is I guess because

Like I'm trying to think of why A hoagie A hoagie Nice Wawa hoagie Because it was readily available And back in the day When there wasn't the 50 flavors It was like

the, I guess, yeah, the fruit punch that's like, it's a veil, I don't know. I still like a regular fruit punch with lunch. Yeah, of course. Great. Fruit punch and cookies, they'd do bad either. Oh, I hated that. What?

It's too much sugar? You're nuts. I'd rather do soda and cookies. What? That's crazy. No, that's awesome. Oh, Coke and cookies. What are you?

Coak and cookies. Divorced dad? Fourth grade, you're sending an Oreos and a diet kid. That's who raised me most of the times. That's crazy. soda? I did soda. So we were, whatever, last weekend when we were in Appleton, Wisconsin, I did, the hotel we were

staying at didn't have Gatorade. They had power. They carried, was it Pepsi product? They had a line of monster energy drink, too. That was crazy. We were in. We were in America. But I did a red powerade, which, I got to say the power aids pack a better punch

than this. than the yellow and orange and the light blue Gatorades. They're a little more viscous. They got a little fucking, a little body to them things. Yeah. You remember 10K or no? No.

It came out around the same time as power rate, didn't make it. It had a little fizz to it. It was odd. Oh. You know what talking about? No. I'm thinking, I think it was called All Sport.

All Sport had. Who made that, Franklin? I don't know. An American electrolyte hydration. brand that dude that it felt bootleg when you were doing it it was like the label was like handwritten um that was like you could only buy like boxes at 24 like bad big boxes i feel like a Costco thing i don't remember i feel like you would get it at like a snack ball like you would go to like you know we'd go to the baseball fields or whatever sport let me see a picture of it um yeah i'm trying to think

yeah it literally was just that it was it was it was no it was real no for a buy Pepsi That was the sunny day. Yes. Not refrigerated. Not refrigerated. I'm out. Originally launched in 1994 by PepsiCo as a competitor to Gatorade and Power 8, owned a manufacturer today by the gel cert company.

What the freak is that? That sounds shady. The brand has shifted away from ready to drink bottled beverages to focus on powder sticks, drink mixes, freezer pops, design for active lifestyles, industrial workforce, heat stress prevention. What the fuck is. I'll give you that. Change it up a little bit.

Yeah, that's fine. Oh, I've, yeah, they've switched. Yeah, I gotcha. I wish they would bring back the glass bottles for Gatorade. That's crazy. Are you too young to remember that? Yeah, I mean, yes, I don't think so.

I don't remember that at all. They were great. Should be like a limited edition thing they do. That'd be nice. You'd get people paying like $9 a bottle for it. But they don't need any more fucking money. They get you coming and got you for hydration. They got you for just drinking.

It got you for lunch. Man. I remember we were scrapping this fucking And one of my, we were pulling all the fucking scrap metal out of this factory. And across the street was this little bodega, little Chinese bodega, South Philly. And he, this guy, mate, we'd go over there for lunch every day. We were on a tight, tight budget. Okay.

My dad gave you like 20 bucks and we had to feed like five of us. Oh, it's brutal. So it was hot dogs as far as the eye. So 15 for you. It was hot dogs as far as the I can see. Dude, a hot dog in the middle of the day working construction. We do, I do three. I do three diesels.

What? And a red Gatorade. And dude, I remember biting the dog and the red from my lip from the Gatorade was getting on the bun. That's good. Biting and sipping. Couldn't tell me shit. Man, you must have been useless after lunch. Burping up hot dogs and Gatorade.

Throw a heater in the mix. Probably a hangover. Too much coffee. I wasn't getting hungover. But I was like early, I was like 20 years old. I was getting hang. I mean, a hangover that, you know, it was like maybe pop an Advil and keep it fucking moving. I got them off rip.

I remember having them in high school. Getting just like anxiety. The next day. Brutal. Hit me different. Woo. If you were the runner for the lunch order, were you buying a little extra,

even on the shoestring budget? No. You would eat something on the way back. It depends. It depends. Not there because it was just you were walking across the street. But I would get, I would take the car to,

I would take the truck, the Wawa. Can be do. An hour later? Can be do a little something. You know what I mean? Maybe like, Snickies?

Nah, maybe like a hash brown with the sizzly or whatever. Because we were taking lunches, I mean, you're starting at six. You're taking a lunch at fucking 10 a.m. or whatever. Coffee break. That's what we would do a coffee. So I'd sneak a little snack on the coffee. I'd run and get coffees for everybody. Yeah, we weren't allowed to do.

We weren't a lot of do lunches. But I would get a sizzly or something, scarf that down in the parking lot, dump the trash. No receipts. You have the ring of receipt? No. Hmm. I like that.

Well, yeah, no, no, no. A little snack. for it can't be I love a snack lunch comes you're like no I'm good still love a snack um listen

but all that's neither here nor there we got a gosh darn family episode on our hands as you know when you join the old patrione we get you will you get to ask your garbage question and we will read it on the air um

and I gotta be honest with you we're a little bit of a backlog but we're doing pretty good we're doing pretty good at knocking people out um and there's an honesty on the Patreon of like, listen, I've had one read, but, you know, keep it fucking, you know, whatever. It's a humdinger. It's a humdinger. It's also, too, the show's been around for such a long time now that

people are joining and don't know. They're like asking like, you know, have you ever did it? And you're like, guy, this is fucking season one. This is the pilot episode, guy. But it does, it does go to show that like people are, you know, obviously the questions we ask people have evolved for so long. Sure. That like staples in the beginning that we never that we would ask every single guest that they obviously have moved on. People are now going, you should ask this. I'm like, God, that was the first fucking garbage question. That was like top five.

I bring them back when we have guests and stuff like that. I'm not saying you don't, but there's a lot that we're, sure. There's a lot that we're missing. Like an early one was shake and bake. We used to always, there was certain stuff where, really. Patty wasn't getting that. I don't think she trusted it.

Yeah. It was a plastic bag. She would just coat it in breadcrum. It was too expensive. It was like getting like Play-Doh or something. Maybe I don't know. I mean, by the time it was to me, it was a cheap. We viewed it as, yeah, like, instead,

it's the significantly cheaper thing than like, I'm going to dredge this chicken, bread this chicken. I got to buy the thing or whatever. It's like, I think a box of shaking bake was probably like $2.99 or whatever. That makes me think of a drumstick. Getting a drumstick as a kid for dinner. Oh, never, never. I remember my mind.

The fuck. Yeah. Do you ever have chicken on the bone when you were a kid? Probably not. I mean, like, rotisserie chicken, but, like, not like that. Really? It's a different time. Actually, no, my mom would do, like, what is it?

Like, Cocovaun and stuff like that. I don't even know what that is, but it sounds. The fuck you call me? It's like French and it's like a stew. Get it's the fuck out of it. I think that's the chicken one. And there's, like, one where it's like hold kind of chicken thighs in the stew. And it goes all day.

It's delicious. That's not what we're talking about. That's from Donnie Brascoe. Oh, Donnie, Danny. We ate taste this cocoa vaugh. And then I had shaken bake in college because my buddy was a dirt bag and made it for me. You were cooking in the dorms? Yeah.

No, in senior year. A fraternity house. No, in the apartment. You guys were making shaking bacon your fucking college apartment? That's crazy. I feel like I didn't come in and rob you. Fucking dorks. That's wild.

That's crazy. No, my stepmom with my stepmom did it and we didn't do. She just did chicken breast. They were always so thick. I hated it. I hated it. Bones chicken breast? Yeah, but like, these things were like two and a half inches.

These were like heavy bike. The one end was good because it got smaller. Sure. But that fat end, I'd be like, let me just get too, too. I like a thin cutting. Everyone knows that about Kipparino. Found that out, will you? I don't like a thick piece of meat.

Then it had the veins in it. They didn't know back then, you know? I don't think they know now. We got them on the bone. We got breasts on the bone. You ever see the underside of a chicken breast? Oh, yeah. It's the fucking body cavity.

It's like the rib cage. Yeah. Fuck that. I like a thigh. No, we never, we never. I'll do a thigh. Yeah, don't mind a thigh. I've gotten over.

Most meat. I've appreciated it. Yeah. Nice little crispy thigh. Of course. Yeah, it's an acquired taste. That's something, that's real tough to throw at a fucking seven-year-old who's picky. Oh, and can eye up the Amoroso rolls with the peanut butter already?

You know what I mean? It's like, my mom. also just cave too much. To you. I was the third kid. There's a four or five year separation between me and Danny. Single mom, she's back at work. You're bitching?

Yeah, it's like just, I don't want that. She's like, well, I'm not just give them the fucking, you know, just do the fucking peanut butter or whatever. So that's why. Everyone else is eating chicken? I blame her. No, I would do chicken. But if you threw out a piece of red meat, there better be.

I wanted noodles without the sauce. just butter that's like I'm not even fucking wrong we took the we took a little fucking Kipparino the other day the one

we went to a fucking southeast Asian restaurant in Fort Lee and I'm like this is crazy I'm like this is this is advantageous

for your boy right now he'll do the hot pot yeah so he does like a fucking something I'm like Jesus Christ this kid and then the next day we go to India

and I got yeah did he have something? Yeah, he loves a fucking butter chicky. Shut up. He loves his, dude, he loves fucking, he loves non with like the green sauce. Yeah. Can't give a baby that shit.

He's fucking, he's cooking, dude. Ooh. Thing of samosas? Chicken tiki masala. He does, yeah, we do the chicken teak. Yeah, he does it all. Really? He does everything.

He does the, what's the, what's the, what's the stuff, the green stuff? I don't know. He does like all. All the accoutremen and they drop on you. Really? He does it all. And I'm just like, this is for sure the youngest Ryan slash Sullivan to ever have Indian food. Ever.

Ever. What was the first time you had Indian food? Late, I was picky too. Probably in fucking Calcutta this kid. I studied abroad in third grade. 2008. Really? No, I did.

I was like, I didn't have sushi until I was in college. Indian food scared me. I didn't have sushi. sushi told New York. Me and Reggie had it for the first. Me and Reggie Conquess had it the same night. Both got sick together. Nah, he looked at me and goes, man, these fucking Japanese nuggets suck.

I was like, let's get the fuck out of it. I saw a fucking, I saw a luneta two clicks away. The first time I had Indian food was in 11th grade. They took us to this place called Palace of Asia that was in Ambler. It was like very popular. It was me, my buddy Kramer, and a bunch of... George and Elaine. A bunch of derelicks

Nobody ate anything Yeah It looked like alien food Yeah To an 11th grade kid You know what I'm proud of We went to the South It was fucking fantastic

It's right on the water over there And like Fort Lee or something Right over there Like right across the GW Going over to Jersey It sits on the water No we didn't go for dinner I think we went for like

Food shopping or something There Trader Joe's over there We were doing something over there Went to Michaels or something I fucking forget Yeah. Did you? What?

What are you doing at a Michaels? Getting stuff for him. I don't know. Stuff to do. Huh. That makes sense. He don't just fucking sit and play video games. You got to distract these fucking kids.

You got to get him on PlayStation 5 or something. I know, right? Get him smoking. I've been leaning heavy on the TV when Nadine's not around. Like, what, he needs it. It's good for his brain matter. Um, I felt real proud. As a reforms picky eater still have my, I'll try everything.

There's just certain stuff I don't like. I'll give you that. You will. I'll try. There's most 90s whatever percent of stuff. I just like what I like at the same time. But I ordered something and they were like, how hot do you want it? And they go, it comes hot.

And I said, you know what? I'll just have coffee. No, I said, throw it out. I go, whatever the chef recommend. Whatever the chef recommend is for old Kippie. Did I sweat my fucking eyeballs out of my asshole? You better believe you. But Kippy put that goddamn.

Studeau. That's crazy. Yeah. What kind of place was it? I think it was, I think, Southeast Asia? I think it was like a, yeah. Like at Ho Chi Mins?

It wasn't a current country if you catch my dress. More of a regional area. Over at the 48th parallel. Yeah, fucking P&G. That's wild. Yeah. I would never. Yeah, fuck that.

I know, but that I don't do hot well. I know, but it's like, it's so, it's so, funny it scared me too and then I went what the fuck I have a kid I'm a fucking you know what I mean like all this stuff I've accomplished I'm going I'm afraid of a little heat fuck out of here milkshake please I jump in the river

oh fuck that shit yeah really good really good reviews I forget what to love Asian heat that hits different until you get hot hole dude I've caught a pepper and fucking General South's chicken and almost lost my mind who do fuck put that in there it's crazy

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm living on the edge, baby. I'm a man with nothing to lose. I remember we took it at Nobu. You had a fucking scuba mask on. Had to order you some fries.

Also, if there's ever been a full explanation of who you are, we went on a double date years ago. And you left midway through to do like an 1130 check spot or something. I'll be back. I'm like, what the fuck? I got a spot. I can't say no. I'm like, I got to fucking carry the fuck. You gotta fucking sit here with these two broods

and probably pick up the fucking check you know that much. That had to be A-Y-G, right? Oh, yeah. In one world were me and you going to fucking Nobu.

We barely, we probably couldn't afford it when we went. Oh my God. I'm sitting there. But you tried everything. Nah, I don't like that. I don't do the sush. I'll try everything.

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$20 homie in honor of the Halloween season upon us love it It was fucking creeping up. I wanted a class or trash judgment. When I was a kid, our neighbor would sit on his second floor deck and rip Sigs. Kids would ring a bell on the street and he would slide candy down a PVC tube into the kids' buckets. Nothing was more classy to me when I was a kid. That's all right.

As a kid, that's fucking awesome. You remember that house. Yeah. But what's wrong with it as an adult? Instead of he's got to go downstairs or whatever. I'm assuming maybe this is a second floor apart. And anyway, you're making that, that's classy. Sigs or no sigs?

Yeah. That the kids want to go there. That's different than fucking ringing the door and everybody. We're moving the second-hand smoke for many of the kids. I would say it's even classy. Very true. Very good, Luke. That's real good.

Yeah, that's fun. That's like you look for some sort of fucking separation. Patty gave out cold sodas one year. Talk in a town. Name brand or were they like the generic? Wild cherry Pepsi Wild cherry Pepsi That's fucking nuts

Would you fucking get a slipping fall suit that year or something That's a bet's got to be a couple hundred bucks She'd take out the front screen From the storm door in the front So the dog would be all right And she's opening the door Boop beat it, boop beat it Wow

She had to make up for it I think the year before she gave like dental floss She was working at the dentist office She had a bunch of like grab bags I was picking those things up for a fucking neighborhood H-O-A was breathing down our neck It's trashy

But it's classy Yeah I think that's fucking fantastic I'm well docked We would go trick or treating You know As older not older Whatever There'd be like 30 of us

And a group of the dads Would just sit in my dad's car And fucking crush beers Follow you And just like yeah We're in the area. You know what I mean? Because like some of the older kids were watching us and whatever,

but it was like, I was younger. And they would just sit there with a cooler and you run over and like fucking, they'd just be crap, man. I can't do that anymore. If you had this when you were a kid, but when I was a kid, I remember my cousin got like robbed on Halloween one year for candy? Yeah. They like came and like mugged them.

Yeah, I kind of remember that. My dad always followed behind us. We weren't allowed to go out like that. darkness and shit we were i also think they wanted the dad i think the dads were like we can just get fucked up this is a night you know tuesday night we can get fucked up yeah i mean blame it on the kids i got to watch the kids yeah we were just up to no good in high school still trick or treating yeah with that there's an age i mean we've talked there's an age limit that you just can't if i not you go you got a hoodie in a pillowcase get the fuck out of here yeah

beat it um we shot somebody's front window out with a BB gun Yeah, it's a dickhead move. Dickhead move. Yeah. After 14, you're looking for trouble. Unless you're like a proper nerd. Like, and not even talking shit. Like, unless you're like not the best socially and whatever, it's like you're looking.

Your mom's still with you. Yeah, at 15, you're looking for, you're smoking. You're looking for a way to get out and do something you shouldn't be, though. Which I respect, but. I'm fucking eyeballing you. We also put a car in neutral and it rolled down a hill and smashed him another car. Guy was pissed.

Yeah, I can imagine. Fucking dick. As a kid. Sure. It was a different time, Kippy. Mm-hmm. No, windows were open back then. Yeah.

Imagine that now, leaving your window open. Nuts. Yeah. No, but he started driving around looking for us. That's crazy We pissed We would hang out at this The neighborhood

It was a shopping center With a bunch of townhomes around there Right It was village shires And we were we were Shires rats Every generations there would be a new generation There'd be some older kids that would phase out Younger kids would come in

And we were the young kids at one point Then we were like the age appropriate Shires rats And then you get a call It's like you don't have a car You'd skate there And then you get a car, you hang out, you go running shyers, get sigs, you meet up, whatever. Nothing good. Nothing good.

We're like lighting fires behind the fucking, you know, you're just doing stupid fucking kid shit. But we were hanging out there skating in the one neighborhood. And this guy came out to us. He's like, you want this car? It had to be like a fucking 81 BMW, like fucking maybe it was a BMW, like real old. Yeah. And he just gave it to us. He's like, it don't start, but you like, you guys can have it.

And I don't think I was there. And then, like, Pat called their tag was like, dude, we got a car. And I'm like, wait, what? He's like, some guy just gave us a, we were like 13 years old. That was definitely a murder in that. Yeah, I was just like, like, and then, dude, this is, we, this is a set. Would you guys just sit in it? Yeah, we couldn't start it.

I can't go back to my mom and be like, mom, I need $800 for a toe or whatever. You know what I mean? Some guy gave us an old car. Mom, what's a carburetor? Yeah, that's an epic hot box that night, though. I don't even think we did because it was like in the, middle of like the townhouse parking lot so you can't even like you can't have 12 year olds hot box in a car that's crazy yeah i would have never got in that car i think that guy was just

trying to be cool was just like sub you kids want to like i don't maybe molesting us i'm not sure grab you yeah i don't come to think of it you kids can have the car you chubby come with me i remember one thing we got kicked in a i was in an arbys and we for using the bathroom we weren't supposed to be in there something like that without buying i don't know what happened but the owner or the manager kicked the door in in this bathroom stall. It was like, get out of here. And I was taking a piss. I was like, and I didn't think anything.

I'm like, all right, I get it, you know. Don't look at my wiener, man. That'll traumatize you. And my boy, this kid Casey was like, he was like a few years older. And he was just like, you know, we get outside. He goes, give me that manager's name. And like, this was his stand. He's like, he's a fucking pervert.

He ran in on my boy taking him. I'm like, easy, easy. He didn't see nothing. I was angling. I was angling. Fuck that. Yeah. I never like doing that stuff.

Bad kid shit. Being in a restaurant when you weren't supposed to be there, it was going to be too much anxiety. It's still done. New York's very much that. I get, you have to get over. Now you just go like,

what are you going to fucking, what are you going to call the cops? They all said, Starbucks stuff kind of blew stuff out of the water. Sure. Ever, you know. You mean a fucking code. Yeah.

I know the, yeah, there's a... And also, like, I'll go in, like, I just got to go to the bathroom. You want me to buy something? I'll fuck it. Sure. I'll put a fiver in the,

tip jar. I would have I, what's the old, what's the alternative? I shit my pants. Let me, like, come on, I got bigger problems. I'll pee in bodegas, too. Yeah. Like, go in there, hey man, what's the where's their bathroom? Downstairs. Yeah, it's tough. Yikes. Walking by, like, a bunch of all-purpose flour bags and shit. Yeah.

Speaking of, wow, this is a, Kippie's, the fucking segue guy. Always does. This is from Barry. Classier Trashy, saloon doors on a urinal at a bar. Silloon door. like it, you know what I mean? On a urinal at a bar. Well, for my purposes.

Sure, but the saloon doesn't give you any coverage. It's just like the... Can't poop in there. No. I do like an old shitty like dive bar bathroom. There is something kitchy about. They're like, they're either painted like green or all black. They've been like the doors and they've been painted like 500 times.

There's ice in the urine. Graffiti everywhere. Yes. I like a trothy. urinal. I don't, uh, one. Good for peeking. I would say they usually go hand in hand a lot of times.

Yeah. Yeah, yes. With the trough. Sure. There's just like, uh, there's a stench that lives in the trough that like as a society, we're past. Brutal. We're past it.

And it just stinks. And it's like, some troughs are taking very good care of, but you as a whole. Like when they have the fresh ice in there and maybe some of them have that water running through or whatever, I'll give you that. That's a nice one and fun. but like most of them are. But you also see the pee like eroding the metal and stuff.

I'm like, can't we just get a fucking, get a urinal? Get an American standard. What a re- American standard? A regal. The regal and the royal are the two different kinds. What's the difference? The one's more expensive.

I know that. The regal or the royal? Sloan-regal. That was the flush valve. Oh, Sloan. Sloan. It was very nice. I like that.

I remember. You peeing the little one? The short one? Were you peeing the short one? Yeah. I never knew what that's, is that for kids? Handicap. It is.

Yeah, that's why the protectors there. And we would install them and sell them. And I took, I didn't know that for the longest time. Yeah. I like that one. The ADA, American Disabilities Act. And that's why it's got the divider. Divider there because like if you're in a wheelchair or whatever or something,

it gives you a little bit of diss. That's why I go there. Yeah. Anybody peeking. That ain't no Pepsi challenge. Let's go. Let's see here. This one's from Foley's Airbnb Mugshot.

Okay. $10 HVAC contractor, never have one read. You ever bring a tape measure to your new home inspection, not to measure for furniture, but to make sure the fridge can fit pizza boxes. Which? Yeah, I mean, we're not a pizza box. That's trashy.

That's very trashy, obviously. Dependent on whether you buy the house or not. No, but I think that's, might be going, you know, you gotta, you gotta know that. True. You gotta know that. Because you gotta go, all right, then I got me in for another. See what a, see what a fridge is going for.

I think of 800? Do you have a full-sized fridge in your apartment or is it like a little bit smaller, like a New York fridge? It's like slightly smaller, but it's a, it's a full-sized bridge. Okay. Yeah, like, you wouldn't have any complaints. Hmm. Yeah.

I don't know about that. Right now I'm working off a college boy. I mean, a nice one's going to run you like 1,500. That's high. Really? I think for half of that. I think is kind of your standard. Does yours open out?

You have a nice fridge? Or is it the one door? What do you mean? It's open like this? No, those are out now. Oh, wait. No, it does open like that. And then I got the big guy at the bottom.

The freezer. Big dreaser. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The side-by-side, I think, is out. I think that was like 80s, 90s. I think so. That was hot.

I mean, I don't see them anywhere, really. That was big. You see, like. the fridge up top and then the freezer down the bottom. My aunt had like a vintage one. It was new, but it had like that curve. Like something you would see on like the set of friends. I like that.

The frigid air, the big fucking clunker handle. I like that. Baby blue or something. I felt like it was fake. It wasn't making anything cold. I'm sure I get that. You know what I mean? Too worried about the aesthetic and not about the BTUs.

Yeah, what are we doing? I think cranking. That fridge, to go back a few weeks at Skyline Comedy Club, the drink fridge. Mm-hmm. Yeah. That was like 34 degrees. I was all right. Those things were screaming.

Those root beers? I must have about 14 at them. Sawin' down. Oh, I've seen you. Like gump out there. There's some downstairs, too, that brewery down there. Local. When it comes to root beer, I only drink local.

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It's always like, it's always, I don't know why, but the street matters. If you're in a residential street, you go, that guy's cruising. Sure. He's out. He's running to Wawa. There's something, but like when you're on a main. street for a little too long and there's a certain age

and a certain bike style. An adult on a BMX bike is a tough look. Unless you're fucking Matt Hoffman, it's a bad look. Yeah. Never trust that. Or two guys on a scooter together. That's a hit. You know what I mean?

Sure. I gotcha. No? I mean, what are you living in? Bougatat? What are you talking about? That's, uh, yeah. You know 202 and where Patty, near where Patty lives? Yeah, I know 202. Somebody riding down that at night. No side, just, you're on a highway.

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I, uh, what do you think about this? Has it a wah-waw? I don't know, maybe two months ago. Wild Weasel? Wow Weasel about two months ago Super Wawa regular Regs And it

You know It was like one of those August days I'm in the burbs It opens up Skies open up It's dumping fucking rain Guys there Older guy

At the Wawa And he's in his bike gear Not like fucking tour de France But he's on a bike ride He's on like an exercising bike ride Was he kind of tour de France I mean he wasn't Fuck those guys

He wasn't full blown But it was in You know. Did the shoes on? He couldn't go to a wedding. I don't know about this shoes. Okay. Enough to be like, this guy's on a bike.

All right. This guy's on an exercise, you know, a long, relatively long distance. So I'm there getting my ice cream or something. You know what I mean? Don't a little fucking snicky snackers. Sure. Starts raining. Starts, well, I made it, whatever.

It's pouring. It wasn't pouring and then skies opened up and it is dumping. Gotcha. And I don't think it's showing any signs. of slowing down. Okay. And I get out of my car, the guy's at the front, like, you know, waiting under the overhang. And then I come out and then there's another guy's going, hey man, I can't help but notice

like, like, you know, you're kind of stuck here. You're stranded. It's like porn. He goes, how about I give you a ride home? How about you get the fuck out of here? What do you think about that? Trying to fuck? That's crazy.

Right guy goes, I got, I can, I think he said, I can, he had like a regular, he had like a fucking Carolla. But he's like, I can run back and get my SUV. Like I can get my Denali or whatever. What the bike guy say? I think, and he's old.

I mean, this is like, he's like, he's like 68 years old, the bike guy. And he's like, I think I'm going to wait it out. Yeah.

I'm like, beat it. What the fuck? I'll go back and get my Denali. Yeah, or whatever it was. Like, he was going to go.

It wasn't a Denali. Yeah. Just say that. So he was going to go get a different vehicle, which I'm like, I don't even know how that no one I know in my life would ever do that would go with them or ask sure if it was like some super old guy in like a regular bike and you're okay all right but then I mean like why is the old guy on a bike if you're old

enough to be on a bike you're old enough to like sure wait it out or ride home and get wet damn that's wild I mean if you're like some old geezer yeah but then I go get fucking don't a bike you got a family loves you call up your fucking one of your fucking snotting those grandkids come pick you up you ever pull over and help somebody what now that's how you get got my dad would do it every once in a while local roads it's like a family was like the car was broken down or something pull over and try to help I don't know if no that's I'm that that's not now that's like I'm sorry you get you know that's it's a it's a you problem guy I seen too many date lines I ain't fucking you ain't getting me I remember one time uh

There was a bad storm and a power line was in the middle of the street and like a car was there. And the car was like stopped. My dad was like, don't anybody get out of the fucking car. I was like, I'm going to go help. He's like, shut the fuck up. That issue. Oh, I would have been. Shut the fuck.

You're like fucking Sully Sullerberger yelling at you. I would have been zapped instantly. Yeah. He'd be landing the Hudson. You'd be complaining your Wi-Fi's out. Shut up. They fucking landed. fucking bird.

You can make it back to LaGuardia. Quit being a bitch. That water's freezing. I'm going to miss my connection. Oh, are you? I'm going to help them. Yeah. Yeah, that's a, yeah, we're not a helping.

Like, help each other and, like, people, but, like, strangers. We were already at the point where it was, like... Two thousands. I mean, even the 90s, you weren't fucking... Sure. You weren't, like... There was already the stories of... Must be hitchhiking.

Yeah, fuck. You know what hitchhiking is? There's too many ways to help yourself nowadays. You do not need to stop for people. Sure. It's a great point. It's a great point. People ask you on the street, like, hey, where's this?

You got a fucking phone in your hand, man. Yeah. What are they doing? It's a fucking setup. Yeah. Fuck that. I get you. I thought I was getting set up here.

I was in the elevator yesterday. This guy, like squirrelies. coming in, I got the cams, so I have the, I have a small Pelly. Right. He's coming in with, like, he's, like, working on, like, audio video install or something. Like, it was, like, you know, action A-V or something on his shirt. So he's got, like, the bucket full of tools. He's got the car, he's got something in his hands.

He's in the elevator when you get in or he's behind you? I'm letting him in the front door. I hold the door for him to get in the front door so he can wheel his stuff. We got to the front door at the same time. I give him a hand. So then he's having trouble getting on the other side. I get in. He's a little squirrely.

And I'm like, you know, also I'm like, you're a construction worker. Construction workers are like the, because they're so used to carrying stuff in and out, upstairs, elevators, in and out of, like, they know the easiest and best way to do, to move. Right. You know what I mean? Like, if you ever need a fucking couch moved, some guy who fucking hang sheetrock is going to come in and go, this is the angle, you do it, you grab that. Like, they, they're moving shit. So he didn't seem like he. He seemed.

and he's sweating and he wasn't saying that it was just like weird Is it me? And that's what I thought And then we get in Take off the mustache And he's like

We get in the elevator And he's like You know You gotta live life And I'm like Was he going to do Did you push the button And he was going to the same floor?

No he was going to the floor Beneath us And he's like You gotta live life I go yeah He goes You never know when it's over What the fuck?

And I'm like I'm like I'm gonna fucking Ground and pound you big guy I'm going to fucking, I'm like, dude, not today. I'm having a babe frigg of week. That's crazy. Yeah, and he goes, you never know when it could all just go or something like that.

Say some shit like that. And in my head, I'm like, fully sent you for sure, dude. I made a fool of myself in an elevator just yesterday. Was I there? No. Okay. I don't know. You've done that.

I mean, pick the time and place. Did I absolutely have the nice purse or something like that? We're in an elevator and like a casino? You know, we have an elevator in like Indianapolis or something. Nice hotel. Yeah. And you're like, that's a nice bag. Yeah, it was like fucking, you know, 10.30 and 11 o'clock in night.

And she gets on. This is before Luke. Yeah, this is pre-Luc on the road with us. It was just the three of us. And we get in the elevator and he's like, she's like a better looking older woman. You know what I mean? Dress nice, but not like whatever. And so three of us and she's, like, we're behind her.

You know what I mean? like she's at closest to the door. So that's like a, not a threat, like a little bit of a vulnerable position. Sure. She got her back to three fucking Neanderthals. I might have been tripping or something. No, that was another time.

We're on the elevator and with like a mother and her daughter. And you're like, I'm tripping balls right now. I'm like, oh, cool, guy. How about you read a fucking room? Well, yesterday I get on the elevator. And there's just a regular woman on there eating a plum. and I don't know why I go

How's that plum? Yeah, what are you doing? What are you doing? Knock it off with that. You're fucking cooked. I got plum. Out of all your indiscretions, that's kind of normal.

Yeah. Because a plum is an odd fruit to be eating. Well, here's a thing. I like plums. But nine times out of ten, they stink. So I was just... You know what? You're not wrong.

Listen, you got to live life every day, lady. You're better off just... saying that going, how's that plum? Because I find I eat a lot of plums and nine of them stink. That's okay. That's a little more engaging I didn't say it like that. I didn't say it. I wasn't there, but I'm going to ask.

I said, how's that plum? She said it's actually pretty good. This is my stop. I had no follow-up. Yeah. I get nervous or I don't know. Nervous. Purvis. I feel like I don't want people to think I'm a creep. I talk. Then you never have the follow-up. Yeah, just be quiet.

follow-up. Anything. I shouldn't have said it. You're a smart guy. It would have been worse if I was like, I like plums. Listen. I'm not. If it was an apple, I wouldn't have said anything.

Everybody's eating apples. What's the last time you saw somebody eating a goddamn plum? I think my wife eats a good amount of plums. I don't touch the stuff. In public? Yes, she eats fruit in public. You know, like a plum? No.

That's crazy. I think there's crazier things. Sure. I name a few. Asking somebody if they like a plum? on an elevator? You a plum guy? I don't think I've ever had one.

Wow. New Patreon Challenge. We were big plum people. Patty loved the plum. Uh-huh. Yeah. That sounded weird. That's right.

You know a prune is just a plum, dried plum? And grapes are raisins. Oh my God. That's what I said to the lady. Did you know? Fuck. I stink. No, you're great, man.

I'm just trying to be nice. Listen, I understand. I'm all for it. You'll find your footing. Go for it. Take, you know, you miss 100% of the plums you don't eat or whatever. Listen, I think it's great. I think you're out there socializing.

Think you're a nice guy. Thank you. I've been nervous on a elevator once or twice, too. Somebody gets in. Well, it's tight. Yeah. Somebody gets in and they push a button that, the thing's not, I know there's nobody on that floor.

Yeah, what the fuck you doing here? Yeah, there's nobody on that floor. Like, I actually own the building. Okay. You like plums? Brutal. All right, let's see here. This one's great.

This is from Soul Rack, $10 garbage man here. Have you or anyone in your family ever gotten their head stuck between two railings and needed to use butter or oil to get their head out? I just saw a video of a kid that did it in like, uptown. It was on a fence. I think I saw that too NYPD had it come Yeah

That's a crazy move that they do They put a turniquet On it And like the one next to the kid They put a tourniquet on it And they bend the thing that way Yeah they pull it out now Yeah what if that rod snaps

Fucking rip the kid's head off I mean what else are you gonna do Pull out the fucking jaws of life You fucking cut it Get the Solzai out Now he's solzai had rattled his fucking brain Into soup dude That's too long

Now you need to bend it You could snap If it's wood you saw it I think I I did it once somewhere I want to say that someone's house Cousins I got nervous I got out but that like

That's instant panic That panic sets in When you let go left and you go right Oh my god Big ass head You got stuck in the window That's a brand new dining room chair You're walking around like a deer

With other antlers on them You ever see that What the fuck happened to you guys? Must have been drunk. Lay off the peyote guy. Yeah, that's a tough look, but it happens. You know, you can't. It's very trashy, especially if it's like.

Yeah, that's a trashy kid. Yeah, because it shows that like he's a bit of a dumb dumb. He's a little unsupervised for sure. You know, something. Anything where the fire department's got to come and it's something like that, I would be too embarrassed. I told you we had to I thought

I feel like if I was choking I would just choke I had that scared the shit out of me one time too dude we were down we were the

my stepdad before he passed this was we were down the shore this is early days of AYG this is like yeah yeah you were choking no

oh your head stuck in a railing I had a bunch of bad I bought a bunch of bad meat this is during the pandemic I bought a bunch of bad meat and it was like I put it in the deep We had like a bait freezer, like a deep freezer down the shore.

And I put a bunch of stuff. It was bad. And I put it in there because like I didn't want to leave it in the trash can. So I'm like, oh, I'll just put it in here. You weren't going to eat it. Okay. I wasn't going to eat it, but it had gone bad in the fridge. It was already bad to begin with.

And I was like, I'll make these $2 steaks tonight. And then I did him for like two weeks. So then I put them in the freezer because it wasn't trash night. And I didn't want that shit fucking bringing bugs and shit. Getting rank. So I put in the deep freezer. my stepdad found it. And I'm like, he's also the kind of guy, like, it's his freezer.

He knows he didn't buy the meat. And he just, like, came in and I came home and he was cooking the steaks. I'm like, motherfucker, this ain't your steak? That's chicken. Yeah, I go, where do you get them, he goes, there are a whole bunch of steaks in a beef? And I go, guy, they're bad. He goes, you cook a bit, you cook them hot enough. That'll be.

That's crazy. He was a wild guy. Did he eat him? Well, they were so frozen. or like, these were like, these were like, you know, like caveman, like you have to thaw them out, you know what I mean? Woo! And he tried to turn the broiler on or something happened,

and the fucking smoke alarm went off. And then he was under the impression, ah, that'll just, he like opened the window and just, let it burn off. That'll fly, you know, create a backdraft, something. Cross breeze. That didn't work. And it went off so long that it was connected to, because it was like a condo.

Sure. It was connected to the main thing. The main thing went off and that's no longer a local alarm. That goes right. That goes right to the fucking fire rescue. They show up. There's North Wildwood. They come in heavy.

These dudes are waiting for it. Firemen? Seven fire trucks. Dude, they got the intersections blocked off. My stepdad blamed it on my wife. He goes, my. my daughter-in-law's not she's from Europe it was the Celsius

and I went you fucking I don't give that that's fucking quick thinking my idiot stepson he goes I'll take care of it fucking walked out through her under the bus kept it moving

got the stakes hot and ready did some burnt steak dips oh man oh god all right let's see here this one's from gorilla triscuits That's a pretty good name. Love it.

What is Gorilla Biscuits? Is that pills or something? Isn't that the gorilla biscuits or disco biscuits? I'm thinking disco biscuits. That's a band. Yeah, which disco biscuits, I think, were pills, though. Something in Studio 54. Yeah.

It's a jam band. Who is? Disco biscuits. Okay. But then. I thought the name, I could be wrong. I don't know. Drugs.

I think, yeah, you pop a street sign for recreational drugs. Yeah, pop a couple of disco baskets. Anyway, never have one. right before you ever have your car stolen it was you recovered with more gas than when you parked it that's a tough look 20 bucks in the dash everything's coming up kippy

get the oil change get it inspected that's brutal yeah that's uh but then you gotta think if someone steals a car and there's not that much gas they're gonna put gas in it sure otherwise you're like what am i i just fucking did grant theft auto i'm gonna get something out of this

yeah i respect it so it makes sense to me the balls to go to a gas station though not your car. Yeah, then you're just fucking cammed up. You're just on tape. Yeah. And every, I mean, like...

They don't really care about stolen cars, though. They don't. They don't. They don't give a fuck. They don't ever look for the guy. It's crazy. I mean, I told you, they called my guys, and they got to fucking let go. Yeah.

Just steal. I feel like if I did it, I get fucking 20 years. Yeah. You'd be the guy who gets, like, the book thrown at him. Yeah. I cross out of the list. Your Honor, I love plumb. He can't get no good plums in a pen.

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Now? What? People still banging on doors? That's huge. Really? It's big. Huh. Yeah, it's cheap.

It's like lead generation. I mean, we did it. It's like you go, hey, we're in town, you know, you pay some. I mean, we would. We'd spot those bozos walking on the neighborhood. I know, but not everybody. You go, hey, I'll give you an estimate on your gutters right now. I'm working on your, I'm working on the Jenkins is right down the street.

And they go, yeah, we were thinking about it. It's like a thing you need to get. I'm not, listen, we were never the same, but. You're not making up the driveway. with Patty Foley. I just, I mean, I get from like maybe a danger situation. Sure. I guess that that's like...

Would you get, you get into the house and be sitting there? People are you in the house here? They come out. Cup of coffee? No. Snack? No, no, no, no, no. I have his eyes outside guy.

I smoke in here? Rippin the heater in the living room. Nice joint you got here, huh? You got an upstairs bathroom. I got to take a wicked deuce. Yeah, but this, yeah. A beware of dog sign is pretty trashy. I also said it shouldn't be beware of dog.

It should be dog on property. See if this is true because beware of dog indicates that this dog will bite you. Yeah, that's what they want. Yes, but you can be sued. Dog on property is going, I didn't know. They can go, you knew you had me over, you had me in the backyard or whatever if it does bite somebody. Ah, for you like an invited guest. I don't know the rules, but somebody was just like, do not get,

A dirtbag listener of ours when I got the house, wrote in, do not. Is that true? You're right, yeah. Really? Google's saying. Proof of prior knowledge in one-byte jurisdictions or one-bite everyone has a rules of jurisdictions. Under common law negligence theories, a plaintiff must prove you knew or you should have known that your dog was dangerous. But wouldn't that also go for a slippery one wet?

You know it's slippery. Right? Hmm. I got to get to a CBS. We'll be back in an hour. Yeah, but I don't think. It's the same thing. No.

No? Because the dog getting bit by the dogs out of your control. If you go, if you run on a slippery, if you see a slippery one wet sign and then run. That's not moving. Yeah. We know it's slippery. That area is not moving. Right.

We, beware of dog. I don't know. Listen, I saw beware of dog sign when I was a kid. Mm-mm. I go near that place. Yeah. Mean dog. Yep.

Look at that. Patty's got a no soliciting sign. I get it. Older broad by yourself. You just don't want people, you know, I get it. I, you know, I don't know. I don't think we ever got hit as kids growing up with it. Like, I don't remember anybody ever soliciting anything really.

Then I became a solicitor. It would be instant panic if somebody knocked on our front door. Yeah, I get that. Fuck that. All right, let's see here. We got time for one more We gotta rip it up This one's from Frunkus Walnuts 13

$10 homie. Never had one single Itsy Bitsy, one red Is it garbage if you watch An entire movie in 12 parts on YouTube? That's a fucking That is so specific Dude, that's why I watch Yellowstone

I know Shorts. I get it. Shorts is crazy. I like it. No, I get, listen The show seem awesome. Sure.

I'm not sitting to that. that filler stuff. A filler episode. That was big, too. The soprano, whatever, entourage, like, went to all that. I was a filler rep. Mm-hmm. Fucking filler rep.

Nothing really happened. I don't know how we consumed TV like that. Like, especially the Sopranos. Like, I was locked in the Sopranos 99 when it dropped. You'd have to wait. Buddy. It's 2026. You're pretty locked into Sopranos still.

But I can watch it all in full or on my shorts. Yeah. You had no other, you didn't know anything else. But waiting that week. And if the episode was. I was like, ugh, you're like,

fuck. Yeah. Jove you mad? Yeah, I guess. I mean, I remember being disappointed, but like,

you didn't know anything else. There was no other world where you got your stuff right away. There was no one demand or it. I wanted it. Sure. I thought it up.

I can't have it now. Oh. Get Sarandos on the phone. They do it now and it kind of doesn't make sense to me. Or they should be changing up with the weekly release of episodes. Yeah,

sometimes they do. To lose the first three? Yeah. Look at my fucking dickhead? I always fall out of it. I fall into it. I hear I crush the three and then after the fourth they go, maybe I'll come back for the other. But then like, yeah, I got shit to do that.

Or they hit you two years later with season two or something like that. Yeah, I don't like that. Then they started splitting that season like season seven is six episodes. And then it's season seven, 48-2. That's how I fell out of the boys. Yeah, that makes sense. You know? They took a lot of time in between seasons too.

And Invincible. Yeah. The cartoon. The Vince Papali vehicle? No. We got to wrap it up I saw that in theaters Did you?

Yeah I told you a lot of my boys Were in it Yeah A lot of kids that I grew up with All went down Try out for it Yeah

They needed extras That would have been awesome I went out for a cheerleader Did you? Denied What Fuck I should have read for that Could have Vince Papali

That's how he got it He went down and tried out So he got on the Eagles There you go What movie are they shooting in town Right now Anything Find out

And go Go down there and be like, hey, this is your this is your invincible moment. This is it. Luke, get it,

get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, active productions. I missed the Hershey story.

They were filming that in PA. The what? The Hershey story about Mr. Hershey. You got invented Hershey's. Uh-huh.

They're filming that in Pittsburgh. Why didn't they film it in Hershey, PA? I don't know. You're telling me they shot the Hershey movie in Pittsburgh. Man, showbiz is fucking floundering. He can't afford a,

Checkles of Lachia. Shot in Albania for the weekend What he got? You got anything booming? Tires, season 3. Hey! Mayor of Kingsdown in Pittsburgh. No, what's in New York?

There's a Tats. Oh, we're doing, I thought we were doing Philly. No, New York, something he can go. Pass season two. What? Tass season two. Oh, nice task. Then Philly?

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