Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Bunny Ranch Vacation w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: March 4, 2024

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Through the Roof Tour Tickets: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Rocket Money: https://www.rocketmoney.com/garbage Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com Promo Code: garbage Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com/AYG Promo Code: AYG Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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Let's party RUGarbage.com. Let's go. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.

This is R U Garbage. Oh yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it out that you're to be classy. Yeah. It's just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash.

I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. I haven't seen her in a couple of days. Oh no. Getting a little concerned. Okay. There's a car parked out at the Philadelphia airport with luggage in it. She's nowhere to be found. Nowhere to be found. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. It's what we call a family episode over here at R U Garbage. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies. He is the CEO of R U Garbage. He is an international businessman and the new spokesman for Haribo, gummy bears.

Giving up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Shout out to you gang. Thanks for tuning in. As always please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. As you know those numbers are Truderoke

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All the old videos we've done, and we got Ireland coming up. Got Ireland coming up. You got the trip to Disney World over there. Can't wait to get back to the old country, boys. You know what I saw that one of the early videos we did that was so fucking funny? Your first limo ride. Yeah. Remember that week for the listener? Fully never been in a limo. So we just rented a limo, drove around New York City and got fucked up.

Drag fake champagne. It was Corselite. So I could get my hands on at the time. I felt like the prom queen in there. Kibbe got a little handsy later on. I could get my hands on at the time. I feel like the prom queen in there. Kid me got a little handsy later on. My dress is over my head. My dad dragging me out of the limo. Get your hands over there. He's a good kid.

How about a nice quick shout out to our producer, extraordinaire, the old magic man. Makes us all look good. Works to ones to twos, to threes and to fours. He crosses the T's and he dots the I's and just added to his resume, Director T-Bone McScroffins, Toby McMullen everybody. I know.

Got a hit on your hand. What up? Oh, Hollywood's calling. Christopher Nolan can kick rocks. The kids in town. There's a script doctor who needs some coffee. I can't thank you enough. For the big spesh. I can't thank you enough for the big space.

I can't thank all the bozos, all the homies, everybody that shared it, everybody with the comments, everybody with the messages. Thank you. Thank you so much. Toby, you did a brilliant job, man. You too, buddy. I love you. If you don't know, my first debut half hour stand up special is available on the RU Garbage

YouTube page right now live in Madison and that's not it. What's that big guy? Woooo cause we got another one coming down the pipeline. Hachi. Kippy in the big room baby. Look out. From the Fillmore in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Yes.

Kippy's first half hour special is going to be dropping real soon. Yes. We're like Marvel, film them back to back. Boom. Yeah. Yeah. At the end of the last tour, so we toured all last year. At the end of the tour, the last handful of shows, we each recorded a half hour

of stand-up comedy. Yes, we did. To put out there on a used-to page. So check it out. You get a little bit of that at the live shows, because we each headlong, we each do about 25, 30 minutes, and then we do... Are you garbage with the crowd? Are you garbage with the crowd at the end? It's a good fucking time. We're playing a lot of big venues this time, so come on out, baby. We're gonna need you. Get your, your aunt, your uncle, get your grandma from the nursing home, your Peepaw. I bought a tour bus for a weekend run. We're in deep gang.

It's all right all. We're in deep. Come out and see us. But again, Toby, thank you. Unbelievable job. Toby killed it. I can't wait to see Kippiesies congratulations to you and just again. Thanks everybody You know Boys are cooking baby, you know about the cup sizes You know about the cup sizes? You got A, B, C, and D. I know about the cup sizes. Yeah, but fantastic.

The Army of Garbage came through in fucking numbies, baby. Right away, we did the YouTube live premiere type thing, or whatever it's called. And I mean, fucking thousands of people in there chatting it up. But I think it was fucking fire. It was fun. We were all in different spots. I was in a grocery store freaking out

Yeah, it was It was it was pretty it was I was hammer drunk. I was on a beach in Hawaii It was all hands on deck. I was cranking German heaters on a porch, dude Just steam rolling them fucking things on borrowed Wi-Fi from the neighbor Hey, you know how Churchill and FDR felt when the boys at the beach at Normandy. Yeah, it was fucking... Give me the play-by-play. It was a tightrope, man.

Luke was the only guy in New York going, we all need to be back in the sink, dude. Everybody was in different time zones. Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome. But shout out to the fucking Army of Garbage, baby. The best. We're happy to do these.

We're fucking very proud of these. Put forward so you guys can see them. And we're very excited for the new tour. Yeah, come see us. I got a question for you. Lay it on me fatty to me last week. It's more of a It's a what would you do? What do you what's the etiquette situation? Is it trashy? What would you do? What would you do? AYG style so let's say you're out to you and the you and the lady you're out to dinner You're out to lunch in there whatever Mm-hmm somebody pops by the table sure could be you know not a you know close friend could be

You know an acquaintance somebody you see in the building okay, whatever the food just hit the table They walk by sure hey, what's going on the fuck out of my face? I got mozzarella sticks to get on too, big guy. Good to see. It's not a situation where it's like, hey, do you want to join us? That's not happening. I would never do that ever. If the food just got dropped, it's all.

Oh, I would say sit down. That only happens in TV shows, and you want to join us. I mean, you're going to screw up the hostess. Got a system going here. Jamming up the ticketess got a system going here There's there change I already dropped my fries that in the back Okay, somebody pops by and is chatting a little bit. It's more towards the bird not really towards you It's her friend. Let's say start coughing real loud Anybody's hot in here start acting like I got cuban

Anybody, is it hot in here? Start acting like I got cubed. How long do you keep, what's the etiquette on how long do you keep conversation going before you start to bite nibble a little bit? Okay, wow. What do you do? Very good. I can't believe this hasn't been broached. I'll tell you what I did.

Yeah, I think it should be, listen. Settle, settle over spaghetti in your mouth. Look at my trough bag up. You start eating hers. should be listen. Settle over spaghetti in your mouth. Look at my trough bag up. You start eating hers. Are you going to finish that? I'll let you do talk. I got a little served. I thought I wanted this to get close. They're making tables like guacamole for you. What are you doing? Listen, here's my analysis of the situation. Because I got yelled at.

That person, no, that person's in the wrong. If you're, they should go, hey, just wanted to say hi. You know, well, I'll text you later. I'll call you next week. Hi, how you been? Okay. They should go, oh shit, your food just got dropped. I'm getting out of the way.

That's what it should be. So I would, you give them 10 seconds and then start. 10 seconds, I gave them five minutes. My eggs were cold. That's nuts. No, that's crazy. No, that's nuts. Dude, my eggs start getting cold.

No. So I start going in a little bit. What kind of eggs are we talking? Scramby's. All right, if they were sunny side up or something, you gotta move quick. Oh man. Scramby's I'll give you.

I don't do sunny side up, man. I feel like they you gotta move quick. Oh man. Scramby's I'll give you. I don't do sunny side up man. I feel like they're looking at me. Fucking beef. Is that a half a beak in there? Chicken with a lazy eye. I don't like that at all. I don't like sunny sides. I gotta flip them.

Listen. Yeah, I mean five minutes, a minute is too long. It should be, they're in the wrong for holding you up for sure. I got yelled at because I started eating I Mean yeah, I you know it was breakfast. I was stored. That's great. I mean crazy came around cold eggs You're watching the steam disappear Trying to get life back

Yeah, man, I gave them five minutes. Yeah, plus dirt bag dirt bag like you You know, they're sitting you by the door that things open and close. Oh, yeah, that's tough. You can't I I mean I would say 30 seconds like they they should I mean that's not and then who you densel Then as you start eating they should take it as a sign of, oh, I'll let you guys go. That's kind of what I thought. That's what it should be. Because I'm pretty good at moving people along. Sure. Aren't I?

Yeah. Some would say mean, but okay. That's rude. Thank you. Good to see you. Hey, lady, my eggs are gone. Hey, thanks for to stop. All right You start you have any Tabasco on you

I wanted to get your opinion Shut up, she's dead. All right, let me eat the bank burn Yeah, no that's I took some heat for that. I kinda, listen, I understand all points of view in that. Sure. It is a little, you should just let them have the conversation, but also, to me, she's in the wrong. So if you give her any time, you're winning.

And also, I think it is nice to go, oh, I'm gonna start eating my fucking, what'd you do? What was the complete breakfast, by the way? It was a buffet, to be honest with you. Okay, well, no, okay. Well, that changes that changes things why these are refillable eggs you got here I wasn't sitting at the buffet. I didn't have a sterno underneath me that changes it a little bit Oh, it does they're not made to order No

So you could you could just get up and get throw the plate out they could eat them and then go get warm on That's what I would have done Wait, wait, which plate was it? the plate out, I could eat them and then go get warm on that's what I would have done. Nick, put them back. He's staring at me. He's staring at me. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Which plate was it? Was this the first trip to the buffet? Oh, good point.

This is the second. If this is the second. I resent that question. Had you had some bread or something already to start off? Excuse me one second. That's a great question. Thanks for bringing that up. I would like to repeat that one more time. It was my first question. Thanks for bringing that up. I would like to

Repeat that one more time. It was my first plate. Yeah, they're in the wrong. Oh, that person's in the wrong I understand it's it's a little one cooth like you should wait until conversation is over I was I was being involved in the conversation. I wasn't eating the way I would normally eat, you know I was you know I don't cry I was you know I was giving a little bit of that you're faking it you did not care about whatever they were talking about what scramby's Portuguese sausage no yeah you're not wrong I agree you're you're you're a better man than me I would have went quicker but I do get it yeah fuck them he fucked them keep it fucking moving lady. Yeah What are you gonna do? That's I got something to as

Like we said, we were we took a little bit of a little bit of a week long vacate air and I was in I was in Germany and the rhinestime and I this is you know a Big topic on this one of the early questions has been like, what do you do when you go to someone's house and they should take your shoes off? Sure. You know what I mean? Of like, do you do it, do you not do it?

What's the, do you do it if people come over your house? And my rule of thumb has always been like, surprise the Germans are into that. The vet shoes off everywhere. Really? Restaurants. Okay. It's all boots.

Shoes off, you go into someone's house, Really? Restaurants. OK. It's all boots. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Um, shoes off. You go into someone's house, it shoes off. Really? And we're, I'm over there seeing a lot of friends, a lot of relatives, so it's like. Now you, this isn't your first rodeo over there. Did you anticipate that with some fresh socks? Yeah.

Or you walk, are you walking in with the, with the Holies? No, I, I, I copped some fresh socks when I got over there. Good man. Because I didn't have, because all mine had been chewed by the dog. Uh, I copped some fresh socks when I got over there. Good man. Because I didn't have it. Because all mine have been chewed by the dog. Man, that goddamn thing's costing me about $10 grand a year in socks. And she lets them fuck.

It's like my biggest pet peeve. Fresh pair of socks, warm one time. I take them off the layer next to the couch or whatever. Next thing I know, they're playing Tug of War with my sockies. Well, freak, a little foot fetish over there. So this is um takes after his daddy. Tung's got a little weird in him. He is German. Um, hello. So we had gone to. Okay, I get a butt plug.

Not now. Now sings a good in pinky. So we had gone to one or two homes and it's like to me, I get it if you're there, but it's like if you're coming in for a minute, keep them on. That's just my cup of tea. If you're coming over, you're popping by for a beer. Popping by for a beer? No, a beer. If it's no shoes in the house, you can't go in and have a beer. No, a beer you got to take if it's if it's no shoes in the house You can't go in and have a beer. Yeah, I mean if I'm like walking to the couch and sitting if I'm like, you know

If I'm doing laps in the house the shoes come off But if I take ten steps and sit down at a kitchen table, I feel my shoes should stay on no Okay, I'll give you the kitchen maybe because it's it's not carpeted once you step on the carpet if it's a no shoes maybe because it's not carpeted. Once you step on the carpet, if it's a no shoes household, that seal has been broken. That's the whole point. I think you defer to your guest. You go, hey, I don't want to make you take your shoes off.

I'll vacuum when you leave. That's part of having people. It's not about vacuum. It's about germs. That's why they do it. Listen, we all walk around with our shit. Like, what are we doing here? That's where we're drawing the line.

That's crazy. So what happened? So here, we go over around with our shit. Like, what are we doing here? That's where we're drawing the line. That's crazy. So what happened? So here, we go over our one friend's house. We went out to dinner, right? Had a nice schnitzel, couple of fucking half of vices. We go back to their house for one. And they're like, oh, it's like, because we went in the neighborhood, they're like, let's walk back.

You can see the apartment and we'll have a beer. We know, we'll have a beer got beers at the house said perfect We walk in shoes start coming off fucking yeah, I forgot about this now. I got a couple heavy beers I'm gonna bend down fucking take on time my shoes. I got high tops on it ain't it easy you have to unlace I can get I should yeah, at least really are you those are slip right on and off right? Oh, yeah Oh tops. I have who's tying their laces anymore. I Have got a you gotta I thought the kids now did the high tops where you're there listen I'm no kid. I tie my shoes always tied. Who you Larry Bird? Lacing up for the no one you need to pump fake Man, it'd be weird real tight. No, I don't do that, but yeah, I mean,

I can get them off, but to get them back on, I need a shoehorn. Listen, I can't put my head below my waist for now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, it would take me three years to get a pair of laced high tops. That's what I'm saying, so why are you breaking my balls? How do you, you're not a big guy. What are you talking about?

How do you guys tie your shoes? Do you make the loops and then put them together? Or do you do the, like, wrap them together? I do the loop, swoop, and pull. You do double loops, dude? No. No, I loop it, and then I swoop it, and then I pull. Single knot.

I'm not a child. The bird does two loops and then ties those two loops. That's what I'm talking about. That's the trashiest way to do it. That's what she put her jacket on in front of her and do that too. She does double loop. Oh, god.

I just know that. Does she sing the song about the bunny ears too? I just know that because she has to tie my shoes sometimes. If I have dress shoes on. If I had to tie someone else's shoes, I'd probably do double loop. Because you're looking at it inverted. I don't know if I'd be able to know the rhythm.

You're like, Tom Cruise, is this impossible? Come down from the ceiling. So we get to the house and listen, this is what they, T-Bone, pull up the picture. This is what they all for their guests. Show the other one first. They have slippers for their guests. I thought you didn't take your shoes off

and you were gonna show me an email of them. We didn't appreciate your husband with his dirt, Kevin in quotation. With his muddy shoes on. You're acting like a plumber. Just got it from the marsh. No, so they have an assortment of sizes. Whoa.

They probably had about 10 pair. And they were like, yeah, we don't have guests over that much, but we have this, you know, if you want. And dude, I gotta tell you, it made the nightcap real cozy. I was curled up on the couch. I was speaking German by the end of the night. Read the night before Christmas. It was was alright. That is classy right there. I mean like I was a little... Some nice slippers will change your mood.

Short, short. I was like I'm not fucking wearing this and then I put them on and all by fucking all my troubles slipped away. It's like slipping into a warm bath dude. It was alright. That's real classy right there. Yeah, it was great and then they had, they have a bunch hanging for pairs they had there and everybody had already had a pair on so they probably have seven eight pair man that's really good they are probably really like clean them or whatever I don't know what they sure it's like great ever yeah was fan I'm telling you I might do it those are real nice to whatever they

are how they're like felt or something they're not like you know but they I do I gotta tell you change the night change my perspective now if I go I mean Oh, he felt home. You felt like you were at your home. What's the rule with it with the new spot? By the way with the house. Are you no shoes? Are you gonna go no shoes for me for like let's say when you have the house warming or whatever shoes on shoes on school Yeah, I'll clean all vacuum What if I come over on a Sunday afternoon and watch the game or something like that? It's just like two or three of us she gonna start busting balls saying take your shoes off. No, I don't think it's a

Better make with the slippers Everybody's wearing Birkenstocks in my house Your family's not gonna go for that though. Oh, they would disown me. If I made my brother put on a pair of felt slippers that someone may or may not have worn, are you kidding me? We'd be fighting in the backyard. No, I wouldn't ask anybody to take their shoes off.

Unless it was like raining, I'd be like, yeah, take them off if we're like hanging out, but... Sure. You know, yeah, keep your shoes on. That's on the homeowner to then clean up. That's the way I see it. The real trash way to go about this is you just get those shitty, like, boardwalk flip flops.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Everybody run around in shower shoes. You mean the thong ones that go in the toe? I can't wear those. They kill me. Why? I don't know. My feet just don't work with those things.

OK. Yeah, I'm not a big flip flops guy. I do the crocs, my prescription crocs. But I can't wear regular crocs because they cut into my legs. Cut into my feet. But I tell you what, I would've walked out of the house with them.

Buddy, I'm telling you, it was, it had really changed my perspective on hospitality. That was like walking into like, I felt like I was at the Four Seasons or something. Great. That's all right. Shout out to him. Um. He running with some classy people. Great. That's all right. That was really good. Shout out to him.

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Is it garbage for your mom to tell you your dad is in your real dad over a plate of nachos and $3 margaritas? I don't think there's a better time to tell you. How old were you? That's the difference. Seven. Got a margarita in a sippy cup Good news and bad news. I mean if there's a good news is the nachos are hot

Listen I Would want to receive bad news over a plate of nachos and fucking booze. Yeah, I mean obviously that's complete garbage and fucking booze. Yeah, I mean, obviously that's complete garbage. I don't know. She cares about him. Also, this poor bastard who's been taking care of you. True. Yeah, I wonder what the sitch was,

whether he was good, bad, whatever. Yeah, I think at a certain point you just keep that all under wraps. Yeah, but then it comes out, it always comes out on a death bed or later, and then you're like, you lied to me for 50 years type thing. Yeah. I got a I don't know. I don't know.

No deathbed confessions ever. I'm calling it. Take it to the grave. Yeah. Is that just throwing a hand grenade and dipping out? You know what I mean? They got to deal with that. You ain't my kid. Deal with this. Yeah. No. I never understood that even like cold cases. People start talking after like 27 years. They're like, I just, my conscience,

I'm like, you made it this far. Keep drinking. Lady, put on Judge Judy and zip it. What are you doing? Those are your chains to carry, my friend. Yeah, don't be fucking, don't be a hot potato and you're fucking guilt to me, all right? We all killed that guy together.

Hey honey, you made your bed. Don't ruin my happy hour. You know what I mean? Listen, unless it's about cash and the wall. We got sizzling fajitas coming. Unless it's about cash in the walls, zip it. Yeah, love cash in the walls. Man, the idea of cash in the walls. I don't have any relatives like that, though.

Boy, that might be a possibility. I know Patty ain't got it. Maybe she does. Be a credit card, Bill Patty ain't got it. Maybe she does be a credit card bills Some drywall. It's kind of it's kind of like that Seinfeld thing like you think my parents have money What is that money on nothing? Well vacation never going nowhere? You're staying you're telling me I stand on error Start spending it yeah, yeah, come down. Oh, man, I just want to. Drop a grand to Disney world like that. All right, let's see here.

This one's from the Dizzy Sizzly. Are you garbage if you donate blood because you don't have health insurance and figure? They'll call me if there's anything terribly wrong. That's the most brilliant thing I've ever heard in my life. Treating your health care like a soft credit check? Yeah. If they need me, they know where to find me.

That's pretty good. Fucking patient zero over here. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I mean that is very sound logic. Don't you think? Or are they testing it for like diabetes and stuff? I don't think they're checking your cholesterol.

Can they give diabetes, can you get diabetes in a blood transfusion? No, I don't think so. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's all right. I have things like that too. I treat the mail like if I receive letters. We were talking about that before.

Sometimes I don't open my mail for a long time. And I'm like, if they would have found me. If it was that important. If that was that important, something would have been shut off. They would have taken my car. They'd be fucking, they'd repo my house. That's why there was nothing more frightening than getting a, we missed you, you have a certified letter at the post office.

Dude. Which, that's never getting picked up. Dude, I get stuff. at the post office. Which, that's never getting picked up. All right. I get stuff. So I used to live with my boy and I'll still receive official documents from time to time at that adjoin. I haven't lived there in fucking six years.

And he'll send me a picture like, hey, I go buddy, delete this. Why are you, you know. Who are you working for? Yeah, what the fuck? They got to you, huh? Yeah, I'm like, now I know, like plausible, I ain't never seen that, I ain't never lived there.

I don't even know you, dude. Kick rocks with that. I don't like anything like that. We're both really scared with that stuff. What? Anything like that, any number calling you, a number you don't know. Sometimes I'm like, just get me,

you wanna, I've been running long enough. You want the war bring it to my front door baby. I'll go to the goddamn mattresses. I'll tell you the guy whoever had my apartment before me is jammed. Really? I get this red letters or this listen Raymond's got some financial troubles and I don't think he knows about them all. Also I guarantee you. Good for him. Yeah he don't want to know about them. He don't want to know! Yeah. You're the guy's best friend.

Right in the trash. The guy who starts snooping around. I'm going to talk to the landlord and make sure he gets this. This might be important. Mm-mm-mm-mm. I'm like Sinbad and first kid. I'm taking that bullet, dude. Ha ha ha!

Great movie, by the way. Fantastic movie. Um... Shut up, this is bad. Come on, let's go. What are we throwing there? I met him. I know.

My first television debut, Channel 897. Thank you very much. Gotham Comedy Live. Gotham Comedy Live. All right, let's see here. In the same vein a little bit, this is from Bacon Grease Coffee Can, which is the actual receptacle,

the official receptacle for bacon grease. We never did it, but I know a lot of people that did it. We did it. Denise still does it. It's it's. Or it'll go in some sort of can. It kicks up the kitchen sometimes though. Like you come in, it smells like old breakfast.

No, you put it in the freezer. That's what Denise does. My buddy, Sammy, used to leave it on the stove and they would cook with it. Ooh the stove and they would cook with it. Oh. Yeah, they would cook with it. I don't need to know. That's crazy.

Yeah, mom squirrel and such. Mom would cook with it. I mean, I get it. That's what you're supposed to do. The food came out great in the kitchen. Did they strain it? I don't think so. Oh.

Eating charcoal and shit in your eggs. No, thank you. You're fucking. You got ash in your grilled cheese. Yeah, she used to make biscuits with them. They were unbelievable, but the kitchen just always smelled like old bacon. Yeah, that can be time.

And eaters, because the both the parents smoked and it was always freezing in there. Benson and Hedges, they smoked. It's not like old bacon, Benson and Hedges. I would love to go back and smell what My dad's house smelled like I just grew up with smokers So I didn't know any and it didn't smell like smoke to me So I have a I was just normal, but I'm sure if I if you drop me back in there right now

Yeah, oh, I can still smell my grandma's house. Yeah, so can I was gonna say, I have a really strong nasal nostalgic connection. Almost a superpower, some would say. Yeah, but your grandma's makes sense because you didn't live there. Yeah. That's what I'm saying, I lived in it. So it's like, I didn't,

I smelled it every all day. That's just what my dad's house smelled like. My grandma's house smelled like sigs, coffee, and heated games of Scrabble in the kitchen. I was just thinking, man, we used to get drunk and play scrabble. That was a good time. Before we go to the bars down the shore, a couple of lady killers. We'd go to the beach and then go back on the porch and play get drunk and play scrabble

before we went out. Man, a couple of derelicts. A lot of titties and ass on that board. Yeah, it was. That's an upside down M. Spell in shark cuterie with an S and shit. Shark cuterie. Yeah.

Just throw an S on the end of something. Oh, that was my boo. That's how I made my living. You kidding me? Go on. All right, this one's from Adam Fry. Never have on red. Is it garbage that went a trip on a radio station,

when I was 15, I entered a local radio contest for Father's Day to win my dad a trip to Reno to the Bunny Ranch. It wasn't till he took the trip that someone told me that it was a brothel. That's crazy that they did that. It must have been Playboy Radio or something. What the hell?

That's nuts This had to be I mean how was the radio station allowed to do that? I had to be in Nevada you got to think there's 20 years ago. This guy's 15 He's probably at least 30. So you got to figure it's 15 20 years ago. That was that's not that long ago It was 78 I would understand maybe it was maybe he an older gentleman whoa, that's nuts I wonder if the old man went he said it wasn't till he went that I found out it was a broth He comes out with a douchebag. Yeah, you're a good kid Best birthday present I ever had son. That's fucking not. Hey don't tell your mom about this You're a real bitch

Real real party pooper this one. Anybody asked, we were in a Cubs game. Ha ha ha ha. If your mother asked, tell her Gravedigger won, all right? Shut up. Man, I always, I had two 101 the G. No kidding, dude. Jesus Christ. Tune into the adulterer.

Yeah. That's crazy, man. Couple of tickets and a massage boiler. Now, do you think that there's a thing where it's like, hey, man, we'll get you there, but you got to pay for your own party? Pro. Yeah, I wonder what that is.

Or do you get some type of per diem? It was probably, dude, if you think about it, as you know how like, that was a promotion that the bunny ranch probably paid for. So it was like, hey, tune in next Thursday. We're entering to that the bunny ranch probably paid for so it was like hey tuning next Thursday We're you enter to win the to the bunny ranch. You'll probably got a $400 gift certificate or something sure I had to pay you a tip cash problem. I mean Advertising it the same as it used to be

It was wide open. Hey, you had to get him in the doors back then how nuts that beat this like five years ago That's like when the trip to Pablo Escobar's house. He did, dude. I'm a good guy, bro. Well, we just played Scrabble. Man, that is all right. But when I was a kid, did you ever try to win anything? We were never allowed to call the radio station. Not in the sense of like, they just thought, that's how's how to get you like you know, that's for sucker. You're not calling. They'll have your name

But you know, don't do any I did as a kid Want I always fantasize about winning, you know hitting hitting hitting pay dirt with catered or whatever it was sure Now we never I never Ford failing Very underrated movie. The only thing we did that, uh, we, the Wing Bowl was huge in our family. Huge in our family. Yeah, it was.

And it, uh, I mean, every morning we listened when they were getting ready for it, they would do, the Wing Bowl is a wing eating contest in Philadelphia that took place the Friday morning before Super Bowl Sunday. And to get into it, you had to do some sort of stunt eating. I remember the one guy ate like 12 cans of cream corn in under like eight minutes, and he puked all over the studio. They like ruined the board and stuff.

He got like nine down. Uh, it was L Wingador was the big guy. Joey Chestnut, I think was the other big guy. Who we, Joey Chestnut was in that? I believe so. Back in the day? In the later years. No kidding. Shout out to L Wingador was the big guy Joey Chestnut. I think was the other big guy. Joey Chestnut was in that? I believe so. Back in the day? In the later years. No kidding.

Shout out to El Wingador. He was running it when I was there. That black widow chick was in it. Wait, hold on. Who was that? Was that WMMR that did that? That was 610WIP. Sports rate Andrew Cattaldi.

Yeah. I mean, that was the biggest thing in Philadelphia. I mean, it was huge. Everybody knew about that that day. Being in school talking about it. We went. My dad took me. I must have been nine, eight or nine. That's nuts, man.

Took me down to the electric factor, the E factor. Was there the electric factor? The electric factor. Great. But that is garbage, dude. Man. Taking your nine-year-old to that. Well, we watched every, we listened every morning.

We were religious, so he would take my brother. Because there was boobies at that thing. Oh, there was. Yeah, there was. He ain't talking about yours either. Yeah, I mean, my dad was getting the looks of like, you have children? Like, we were the youngest by like 15 years.

Like, we were way too young to be there. He's got that Benjamin Button disease. He's actually 34. I'm catching a heater. I'm going to be there. He's got that Benjamin Button disease. He's actually 34. I'm catching a heater. I'm going to get beers. You need one. Yeah, it was it was a sight to be seen. But that was the only thing that was the only radio thing we partook in was was that we never went to those like free concerts or anything like

it would always have like the Free concert and the whatever we never never partook in any of that. I just wanted to win I want to get on the air. You know what I remember as a kid I got like my hands on some I don't know if they were like escape It was some sort of magazine and they had stickers and the member like there would be like classified ads in the back of magazines Yeah, though No, but they were for like companies It would be like you can get these stickers or a man and I would remember like, I'm gonna save up money and I remember like, that was like my wish list going through those things.

Like dirt bike, maybe like a quad magazine. I don't know what the fuck it was. But I wanted cool stickers and my mom never let me get them. The things that about Patty was big on my brother did this because he was very not astute. He was like a good like student and like, you know He was organized Good kid, but he would something in school was like, you know, if you send out if you if you write a letter to Hubba Bubba gum company, they'll send you five packs and all that stuff Yeah, he had I never had the patience to do it. I would Yeah, he had I never had the patience to do it. I would have a stamp. I was just steal money out of my lost person to go get myself a pack of bubble litches. Get my head on straight.

I called a lot of corporations without waiting. I'm not going to wait six weeks. We called a lot of corporations with fake complaints to get coupons for free shit. That's crazy to me in high school 1516. We called everybody. Oh yeah, dude. Craft Mac and cheese them that what are the grandmothers were you hanging around with? I know the time you were doing you and the girls come up with this at bingo one night. Are you kidding me? Oh yeah, dude. I respect it. I don't know. I mean, I just couldn't do it. I was too dumb. You can call any, any product has a number on the back. You call him. You say, yeah, tasted like shit. I think now, but and now they'll, they'll send you like a cheap coupon but back in the day I'm telling

you they would like send you like you'd get like a case of Miller light. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's great. The cashiers that at the stop and shop were not so sure. I just watched that movie. Something um, Sarah Marshall. She was in it. Uh, Vince Vaughn was in it. Like there were coupon Queens. Queenpin, I think it was called. Pretty good.

Yeah, it's a cute movie. But she had a coupon scam going. I was, uh, I was, I was a cashier at a supermarket. Shout out to Acme. Uh, when that, when the coupon craze What was it extreme couponners or whatever was like the TV man and people would come in I Got this you double match that and it was like fucking mayhem and I like a casino dealer I never really understood them. Yeah, I don't get it. You had to do something because the store if you come in with a man There's manufacturer ones and then store ones and the store will match the

Manufacturer one so if the manufacturer comes in with 50 cents off the store has to match it or something And I don't know why they do that I had to do something man. Just make it cheaper that I never understood and I never I would just go I'd scan it that was the only thing I knew how to do I'll scan it whatever comes off comes off If you need if you want something special you go to the next guy This ain't my and I remember people would fight with me This should be 80 cents all and I go buddy. All I know how to do is scan a thing I ain't got no override button here pal. I'm drunk Fat kid with a bad haircut. What do you want from me? My break was seven minutes ago. What am I CPA?

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The things you think matter when you're a child or a young adult at any point as All this shit we've worried about not even a year ago two weeks ago. That was a matter the SATs. I remember stressing over that Yeah, did nothing for me Sure. Well, if you aced them you could have been a doctor I remember when I flunked out of college. I was like man this I'm done. This is it Well you kind of were We're calling balls and strikes here. Yeah, you had a rough 30 years. That's what I really started spinning things It's not like you dropped out of college because you made Facebook

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occurrence. It happens more than you think. On paper that makes sense. The main problem is the raccoons took over the home. Hold on. It's now their domicile. They moved into, they parked it on his property. Not on theirs. No, I think on theirs. Okay, next to their home.

Okay. Yeah, he didn't say mine, next to their home. Yeah, that make, people do that. The house, they were building. That, I mean like, it makes sense, but I'm also the kind of guy, and like I'm starting to realize this now with my wife of like, the kind of guy I am,

and I don't do stuff. You know what I mean? Like, I would be like, hey, at this point, I'm not moving into the RV because I know I'll never move out. I've learned that about myself. You get in there, you get real cozy. I know when you go, I gotta build a house?

I'm not fucking, my bed's right here. I gotta finish building that. Like, I would just live I take the the path of lease resistance and I would just be living in that fuck yeah There's a clock ticket on that if it doesn't go up and you gotta be close You gotta you gotta be furnishing it You gotta put it in the backyard to you can't have that shit on the side of the driveway That kills everybody else's property value around you. And then that construction

starts lagging. You know what I mean? You got the plastic up and that's waving in the breeze. That gets torn. That gets tattered. That starts looking real creepy. Man, my neighbors had that Toby Hind pop-up camper as a kid. And that was the coolest thing to me. Man, I can still smell it. We would crawl around it. Till the hornets got you we crawl around in that thing smells like good times like we wouldn't pop it up smells like sex from the seven we just get the key and open the door and then like fucking rude around in there man oh man like a couple of possums I'm fighting other raccoons in there all All right, let's see here. This one's just funny.

This one's from Kipsohoi. First time, long time. Is it garbage? It's the first time you meet the AYG boys. They're at a comedy club hammered off some gold ones and he puts the pic. We are fucked up. Where was this?

The stand. I don't even remember fucking being there. But me and you got this guy around our arms. Under our arms, like we're college buddies. Great to meet you, buddy. I love it. All right. This one's from Isaac.

Is it garbage if your entire family takes one last collective gulp of their drink before leaving a restaurant? Eyes real big. Yeah, give me one sec. I like you know me. I like getting out of there. When I'm done, I'm done. in a restaurant. Ha ha ha ha ha ha you gotta go. Let's go to the bar Let's go next door. I can't sit there for fucking when I'm with three hours And I'm with the bird the clock in my head is just running When can we get out of here like 60 minutes? Yeah, dude. I want to get out I don't know why I just do and she takes forever to finish her drink. I usually I'm crushing hers when we walk out

Mm-hmm I've done that a lot That's like to go to if you're out of the bar drinking specifically with your boys My brother a lot when we're on a heater sketch together I'm gonna you know someone's like I'm gonna go out You're like, oh, I'll go with you And you have like half a beer out of a pint clap Your eyes are you're just give me a sec fucking teeth are you coming back in fresh? Oh, yeah

Get some oxygen in me a new one Yeah, I'm coming back after a heater do a fucking half warm beer get out. I've never won. I'm nuts I would never leave I fresh beer. Yeah, I'm killing my be I'm not leaving a beer somewhere I'm chugging it going out. It's crazy heater like a gentleman coming back fresh beer for the kid We're taking a beer outside No, if you there's a bar where you can go outside catch a heater Brooklyn comedy club Go outside have a heater. It's all right. You're still standing on the street. Yeah, I'm leaning over the ramp I feel like a real outlaw. That's all right

Good times you ain't lying All right, mr. Uranus 2005 $10 Hume here is it garbs have a forklift license, but I'm not not an actual driver's license That's all right. I mean it's a blue collar guy right there. You'll be walking away. It sounds like it do you Because I don't think you can get a forklift license without having a driver license. Can you see if that's the case? I'm sure you can.

That can't be. I mean, it's not like you don't need to do the fucking street laws. I thought you had to have one before you get the other. I think like a CDL or something. It's like a bachelor's and a master's degree. OSHA does not have a mandate that a forklift operator must also have a driver's license.

Cool. All right. It's certainly helpful, man. I didn't say that. Yeah, get in your hand, do driving a forklift. You ever driven a forklift? Nah. They're all right.

They have like a turning access where it's like, it's in the back, I think. Or man, they can fucking. I've been on one of those little pallet things. The pallets that you stand on it. The pallet jack. You stand on it. Yeah, you stand on it and the pallet. Oh, yeah, like a motor little pallet things. The pallets that you stand on it. You stand on it. Yeah, you stand on it and the pallet.

Oh, yeah, like a motorized pallet jack. You zipped around on one of them. Yeah, just for a minute. I was never that guy. Sounds like a sweet carnival. What were they doing, restocking you? Put me up on high, Joe. They were moving you.

Moving you to a more high traffic place. A Hannibal Lecter taking me out of a buffet. And I was in a bobcat for about two minutes. Yeah, that's a shit yell. But never really got to drive it. That's a shit yell. It's like Captain Ahab. Bit off a little more than you could chew.

A big guy. And Anaconda's spitting me back back out and next time you think about that I'll never forget when fucking John Voigt gets spit out without an anaconda man that slimy has on him I think I was in college when I came out and that scared the hell out of me Yeah, frightening man talk about a movie that you that does not hold up, but at the time I was like all-time classic Yeah, yeah, what I that does not hold up, but at the time, I was like all time classic. Greatest thing I've ever seen. Oh, it was amazing. Yeah.

The water that I would go in, I would never, like even lakes I'm scared of, but if you were anywhere in South America, what body of water are you going in other than the ocean? Yeah, I only, I did like a little goon. Would you jump into a river? In the fucking Amazon? No, I'm not even going there find me at the fucking piranhas got my psyche real real young

They were big in the early 80s that hit that Those hit big when you wouldn't get a learn about them if you see like a video like there's a fish that each you know Thank you that each you like they're on meth Not even casual like the foley's rolling up to a golden corral. You know what I just saw a video, I don't know where she is. It's somewhere, it's not in America. She's feeding the fish and like turtles with like, it looks like she has like string cheese or something and she's like, you know, she's at like a, not like a lake, but man, I don't

know, like a public water. It's not a hot tub. It ain't a hot tub, but it's not the Amazon. It's like a looks like a city s landscape of some kind. Okay She's feeding it and there's like turtles and the fish and they're jumping around and then this fucking monitor lizard come Whips around the corn like the big guy with the long real Komodo dragon types. I don't like him. You ever see them swimming It's like little guy. That's actor. Dude. This thing came out of the water. I was doing a wheelie. No, thank you. I'm out. I don't think so buddy Nope nothing happened at the hotel pool Never would I jump in a river I river I fell into the schoolkill one time when I was uh, they were dragging me on a boat

That was it deep I owed some money around down here the Gambino's What do you mean dragging me from a boat? You know, whatever the tube in the knee board. Yeah, tubing. Yeah, that's right. To be Do you as tubing? Cement on my feet sure now. I was tubing and my buddy whipped me around really hard and I fell into it. That's the thing I learned quick. I ain't getting on, I ain't tubing.

I thought I was dead. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I told you. The whole goal is to get fucked up. I was too fat to do that. Yeah. I couldn't get up on the... That's my motto.

I couldn't get up on the water skis, so they put me in that. I was too young to even try. I knew I didn't have the body to do that. And I thought the eels and whatever it was in there was going to get me, and I didn't like it. First time we ever went on a water ski, and shout out to the Poconos, Lake Wall and Paul Pack. Oh, well.

We're up there, and it's me, my cousin, who's a bigger guy. I was a fat kid. My cousin, who was a bigger guy. You were a as a as a fat kid my cousin who was a bigger guy you were heavy as a kid we're like 500 episodes in best you're holding on to the rope the both suck I got it Okay now guys, hit it! I'm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr weight boarding on a very low power engine in Columbia and I mean they were they were pulling me like I was in What like like how he used to fish in water world like how he was the bait you remember that? It's a deep cut but they you think you can get up fully. I know I couldn't he couldn't get on the boat Yeah, I wouldn't be able to know I couldn't get no no way. I think you could no buddy. I'm telling you I know I couldn't do

It was no fat lack of you don't know the proportional strength you need to pull a body Yeah, I don't even I couldn't ever figure out how to like what does just as his girlfriend ties his shoes Was it private? Do you guys smell a challenge on video for the summer? I think I think you'd be able to do it. Yeah, yeah sure. Yeah, you'd be able to do it. For sure. Have you ever water skied before? Oh yeah, and wakeboarded and shit. Okay, yeah. No, I got, I remember getting a heart,

I couldn't get up when I was as little. I was maybe like eight years old and we were out with the neighbors on their boat. I couldn't get up and I was tweaking, dude. I was so frustrated and mad. The first time I tried it was down in Brigantine, down the Jersey Shore my cousin's Grandfather you have snow skis

He's just so heavy like right to the bottom. You got big bindings on and shit They were like big water skiers and something that we were out on the grandfather's boat I don't think anybody's I mean I was big in the 80s that's like that was in movies water skiing Yeah, huge you just never remember they'd be on the pyramid, there'd be like 10 people stuck. How the hell those broads do that? Oh god, it was the 80s. How do you get up there? That'd be like 15 broads. I'm in pedamine.

And then one guy holding one up by the day. I mean it was in most Rodney Dangerfield movies, there was water skiing. I know. But in most Rodney Dangerfield movies, there was Water's Game. I know. But they put, you know like in the bay, like in those like alleyways with the marsh. What do they call it? Canals and stuff.

Dude, man, you had to get into the water. In the mash. You had to get in there. I don't mind doing any of that. Oh. There's whatever's in there is more afraid of you. Sure. That's right, it's fine.

Yeah, but I was tweaking and this other kid was- So they tell you in downtown Detroit, get out of here is more afraid of you. Sure. That's not the panel myself. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, but I was tweaking, and this other kid was- So they tell you in downtown Detroit, get out of here. No, thank you. The other, and then another kid was also losing his mind. And my neighbor's dad just got so fed up and drove back to the dock and was like, all right, everyone with a bad attitude,

hit the dock, you're done. I respect that. And that kid got off and I was like, yeah, get a load of that guy. I mean, he was really freaking out back there. And he was like, you too. You too. Have you not heard yourself, dude? You have to was like, yeah, I get a load of that guy I mean he was really freaking out back there and he was like you too Have you not heard yourself? You have a tick rocks kid you stink!

You're a tough hang I can see it I just don't like it when the boat pulled away and I was in there Sure, and then they got to go all the way around and come back and get you but Dude, so we were all in that. I couldn't get up. I didn't even try. I knew I couldn't get up. My cousin couldn't get up.

My sister- Kevin put the cigarette out. My sister who was at the tie a little, she was a younger, a little heavy set. And- We could make the world's greatest Bluetooth ad where it's like, can't get up and just fully use it. Just getting pulled through a lake. You pop a Bluetooth, pop right right up I'm on your shoulders what are skiing on my feet so dude my man we could nobody on the boat could get up but my

brother who was like you know an athlete he popped right up and then obviously the showman that you know jerk off that he is he starts rubbing it in dude. He's doing one hand We're on the back of the boat fucking To every we all the fat guys got their shirts on it's pulling a pair of scissors Danny's back there going in and out of the way. He's got one. He's unscrewing the bar My mom's gone. Oh, they're gonna fucking kill him when he gets back on the jet. She's got a leather jacket on.

Like the fun? Dude, we fought the rest of the weekend. The vibes changed. It was tough. Oh, God, that was fucking funny. Let's see here, we got time for one or two more. Hit me. This one I never even thought of.

Pro move, this is from Kenny. Are you garbage if every time your check engine light comes on you disconnect the battery to reset it? It's like it was never there. Jesus, that's rolling the dice. Why? I respect that. Cause you're gonna break down eventually.

I've never taken my check engine light seriously. Really? It's on right now in my car. Which one, the new one? Uh huh. What the hell? What the hell? Really? Yeah, I gotta get. It's on right now in my car. Which one? The new one? Uh-huh. What the hell? Really?

Yeah. I gotta get that thing in a shop, I think. Yeah, you think? I'm not good with that. Nowadays it's a little different because it's just the terminal or the switchboard or something. Yeah, they plug it into the board.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But back then, I mean, that was a Mayday. We're going down. No, no. My Chevy Lumina the light, when I got the car, the light was on, stayed on, I think it burned out at some point. I got the car the light was on stayed on I think it burned out at some point I swear to God it just stopped going on one time. Yikes. That used to

make fun of me because it would make noises I would just turn the volume up and be like well this you know it'll figure itself out. That car was that car was an expert in denial. Oh yeah. That car was in such bad shape. I don't even know what was wrong with it it was just fucked up that I had a set gear from the transmission or something was bad And I was having problems with it. So I just partied and drive it for like three weeks. I'm gonna turn it back on Good as new yikes and it healed itself The powers of the Chevy loom I don't know what it is. I I parked in a specific spot in the driveway to I'm like this one feels good

It's the weirdest thing your engine was seized Now you got a hemi in there. No, it's a turbo God, all right, we got to wrap it up gang gang. We love you to death again. Thank you everybody for checking out the the special It's it's available on the RU garbage YouTube page. Check it out. We got kippies coming up next Yes, we love you Come out to a show. The first run of the show is we got Charlotte, Atlanta, Nashville, and Tampa. We're doing theaters in some markets.

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