Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Car Full of Bees w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Bespoke Post: https://www.bespokepost.com Promo Code: GARBAGE Manscaped: https://www.manscaped.com Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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See you there. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is Are You Garbage?

Hey. It's that little show. We sit there on your favorite comedians, and we find that they're going to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. Go birds. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

We're down here at Antutti's basement. She is on a bus somewhere. OK. Coming back from Disney World. Whoa. No fly list is jammed her up. Can't say bomb in an airplane. Can't use your vibrator in there either, apparently.

She's all hemmed up. My co-host is coming at you. He was a lightsaber. Talking about the dark side, huh? All right, that's enough of that. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of Are You Garbage, an international businessman, if you will.

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Give it up for T-Bone McScruffins. Kobe McMullen, everybody. What up, dudes? What up, T-Bone? Hey, pal. I think I'm in my final form in Florida. When I go full Florida, I really let it go. Buddy, Florida is a good time.

My kind of peeps. I'm talking short slip flops and a hoodie type stuff. Oh, yeah. You were full blown. You were full blown surfer who just got done. Just going to find a bag real quick. You were trying to jump the gate at a rental community. We were staying in.

Yes. Just to be a dirt ball. I know. I literally had to be like, Toby, do not jump the. Dude, it's pitch black. That gate shouldn't have been locked. There's no street lights. That's all you wanted to do was hop the gate.

No, I had no. Yeah, you did. No. Then explain the M80s I found in your pocket. Those were cherry bombs, first of all. Yeah, I got it straight, Nark. Those were fucking flab crappers. You were there selling fake Disney passes.

Hey, man, that gate should have been unlocked. And I would have been right over that fence. I would have been no. Sure. But that's how I realized that is like the dirtbag skateboarder in you. Because I was just like, he's going to jump it. I vied up a fence in my day.

I knew that's what you were doing. You were looked up, looked left, looked right, and then like the hoisting up of the pants. I was like, I told him, don't fucking do that. You're like, well, I'll be up. Don't do it. Don't do. Can't get kicked out for this.

The hoisting up of the pants and then throwing your plastic bag from 7-Eleven over the fence. Throwing the goods over first. I'll see you on the other side, pal. He's scumbag. We had a good time down there in Florida. I'll tell you that right now. It was a good time, man.

Shout out to Disney. A lot of drinks, a lot of burnies. That's my kind of AK. That is, a couple of coasters and a big man on a couple of coasters. Yeah, fit everyone, too. Barely. Yeah, I mean, it was cool.

You got in. I'm happy you got in. Space Mountain, my concern was my knees were sticking out so much. You were catching looks as we were driving by the line before we departed into space. There was a couple engineers there with the clipboard being like, I don't know.

Maybe, let's see. Increase the propulsion 25%. You come back headless. Yeah, it was a great fucking time. Shout out to Florida. I love Florida. Florida catches a bad rap. Florida's a good time.

I mean, we tried, but we couldn't get reservations to drive a tank and blow up a car. That's the kind of vibes Florida comes with all day. That's open all day. That's a business that operates seven days a week. We couldn't get in because they had corporate events. Corporate events. I assume it was.

Said we had to wait in a 25-minute line in Millers to get a table. What was it called? Miller's Hellhouse, yeah. Shout out to the Smokin' Bones down there. That place was all right. It's just like shitty casual restaurants that I'm all right with.

Sign me up. Give me some. You could order to your table a bucket of beers, which is good time by me. The kid at Smoky Bones asks, do you want that in a pint or do you want the big one? I was like, let's do the big one. Yeah, always go big.

Who knows what that was? It was 48 ounces. Came with duct tape to take them to my hands. You want the three liter of IPA? Yeah. Bring them over, straighten it out. No, I like that. I like a place where you can order.

You ask for a beer and they ask you, what size do you want? That's all right. That don't happen everywhere. That's a real nice thing. You want the big boy? Yeah, I want the big boy. You ever get the mug? There's a mug, not a pint, but a mug.

Sure. Mugs, they're smaller. They can kind of kick rocks. Because you only get a cold one the first round. Then they're backtracking. They're coming out of the dishwasher. Yeah, it's kind of hot. You got a hot one.

I concur with that. They do the mugs at McSorley's Ale House, down there on the east village. It's like the oldest Irish pub or whatever. Sure, sure. They only have two kinds of beers, a light and a dark, and you order one and they give you two. That's my kind of math.

That's my kind of beer math. Y'all, I'll take one dark and they hand you two little mugs because they're mostly foam and they're little. So it's like, Idy, Idy, Idy, Idy, Idy, Idy, Idy, Idy, you know? I think it gives you a real sailor vibe, I like it. Yeah, I'm pints and up. Pints and up, yeah, give me 16 or not. Yeah, except for those little beers we got in Japan

and Epcot were pretty banging. Yeah, that was, I think that was a language barrier with me. I tried to order in the native tongue and I got a little, I don't know, I was fucked up by that point, if I'm being honest with you. Speaking Spanish. Hola, cómo estás? Me, I'm Mozer Vesa.

It's good to know what he's doing. Yeah, it was great, man. I love Florida. Florida's a great escape in the wintertime from the Northeast. You go down there, you got some fun in the sun. It's trailer park, California, man. It's great, dude, smoking cigs in the pool. We didn't get kicked out of the Airbnb.

We didn't get kicked out, but have you heard anything? Any rumblings? I did. Ladies and gentlemen, we smoked about 4 million heaters. Let me pull out, I did get a message that I didn't have, I didn't have the courage to open from the, from the, I don't, it could be good or bad. We're going to find out right now, actually.

I don't have, because I have- They're missing a fitted sheet, I don't have. Because I have such PTSD from the previous Airbnb, I don't like opening the messages the day after. Sure. Of like, hey, we found your condoms and you're, you know, you're whatever. Yeah.

I was peeing in that shower, boy. How many times you peeing in a pool? How many, what? How many, because we didn't really talk about it, but obviously- How many times did I pee in the hot tub that the four of us were in at one point? Two.

None. Yeah, me either. I totally didn't pee while having a conversation with Toby. What the fuck, dude? Talked to Bud Lightyear kicking in. Yeah, dude, I had 19 beers. I didn't get up to go to the bathroom. What were you thinking?

That I wasn't sitting in a dump full of piss. Yeah, you were. Hey, it's all- Welcome to Florida. It's all good. I mean, they told you that at the airport, dude. Any pool has pee in it. I was peeing most of the time that I was down there.

Yeah, I did pee a lot. A lot. It says, hey, we are happy to have hosted you during this time. I hope you have enjoyed the home we prepared for you and that the Orlando, everything the Orlando area has to offer. We would love to have you and your family and friends

back with us real soon. Really? We gave you a five-star review on Airbnb and hope you could place the review for us as well. Look at that. Come on, baby. You can't hold a good crew down. There you go.

Shout out to Airbnb's that don't have cameras. Yeah, no kidding. My kind of spot. So look the other way. They were also like, hey, no smoking. And this is my dirt. I go, it says no, it just says no smoking. And I go, my legal, my very little legal understanding

is I go, well, that's in the house, right? Sure. It doesn't say no smoking on the property. There was no smoking sign in the backyard. Yeah, and that's what I'm going by. Yeah, mostly swamp, but. I had ripped it off when we got that. Gators got to it.

That was an all right trip. Shout out to the fucking homies everybody signed up. That was our Patreon goal fulfillment. The next one we got cooking, which is creeping up very, very soon, is that their Indy 5 Hondo. Oh yeah. Kippy's going to be in a car.

Now, I heard about that. You said that Shaq was brought up. He's DJing something at Indy. I think Shaq's DJing something at Indy. He's got something going on down here at the Super Bowl too. Yeah, I guess. Big party. Not bad.

Yeah. Shout out to fucking Shaq, daddy, these. What do you think he plays? I think he plays the violin. What do you mean? What do you think he plays? We should get a pair of Shaq shoes and try to get him to autograph them.

Yeah, that's all right. I'm just going to, if I see him, I'm just going to post up and go, give me the rock. Just fucking, just trying to back him down wherever he is. Shaq, I'm open. Hit me. Hit me. You know what I wanted to ask you?

Oh, God, what's that? I had a slight, not, I had a communication issue with a Uber driver earlier today. It was all jammed up on my place. Okay. And I was like, listen, we're going to walk over to another street, come around and bust a Ui. He's like, what?

Bust a Ui. Bust a Ui. Yeah. Is that Ui? Is that not a universal thing? I don't know. For you to know that bust a Ui. Yeah, flip a bitch, bust a Ui.

Flip a bitch. Flip a bitch. Jesus Christ. Speak to someone like that. This is a goddamn family program. Jesus Christ, I apologize. Flip a bitch. Now get back to me peeing in a hot tub.

Who are you? Who are you? Wayne Brady. While making eye contact with them. Bust a Ui. I'd let it out slow if that means anything. I was being polite, right? Funny.

I wasn't, I wasn't full blessed. I didn't have my phasers on. In the underwater war, my DNA reigns supreme. Yeah, no, I was letting it out. So I go, oh yeah, a little bit, then clenched, and go, yeah, a little bit more clenched. I wanted to be a gentleman about it. You can't look a man in the eye and go full bored.

But I'll say this, if you ever saw me while you guys were in the hot tub. I'm pretty sure you peed sitting down at the table one day too. Just let it go. Bailey's suit was still wet. Counts? Just running down your way.

If you ever saw me down at the deep end, just chilling there, man. Yeah, I was letting it all. You weren't doing laps. You were in the board of body. Taking a dump there. You didn't pee in the pool, Toby. I did not pee in the hot tub.

You're a lot. It's the same water, they're cycling it through. I got into the pool like a gentleman. Okay. You missed out. Peeing in a pool is all right. Everybody knows that. That's all hot water anyway.

Boil's right off. I don't think it was that hot. It wasn't 212, all right? Boiling. Anyway, bust the Yui. Yeah, I don't think that's, maybe not. I mean, was he, you know. It's a Philly thing?

Was he from, it could be an American thing. Yeah, he was. You know what I mean? He could have been from a different country and maybe not know the Lingo. I don't think it was Connecticut. Let's put it that way. He might have not, he might've just not known Busty.

You turn, buddy, you. You turn, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cause I got in the car and he was talking about. He was like, Yui, where's Yui Street? I'm like, no, no, no. Where the hell's Yui Street? I was like, Busty, you turn, dude.

Yeah, no, that's probably just a language of error I have to assume. But all that being said, we got a goddamn family episode on our hands here. Guys, when you sign up for the Patreon, we will answer your garbage question on the air. It's just the best way to do it. You got a lot of submissions,

but the homies get the first crack at it. We got a little bit of a backlog that we're working through, but we're getting everybody. Shout out to them. Shout out to them. All right, this one's from Lil Stank. Shout out to Toby's cat, I believe, right? There you go.

Damn, I know Lil Homie had internet access. Yeah, and apparently credit card information. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ah, this is a homerun. Ever used bungee cords for something indoors? Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's called keeping the refrigerator door closed. That's tough. Bungee, I never thought about that until this question. They are an outdoor slash automotive utility tool or whatever. That ain't indoors. When the bungee cord rolled on the scene, sometime in the, when it came on the Foley family radar,

it was sometime in the mid 80s. And my dad thought he was a mechanical engineer. Oh yeah, wrapping it around, double looping. Putting them together. Oh yeah. Dude, those things, I saw him get whiplash with those things so many times. I had one snap.

God damn it. I had one snap off and hit me in the head. So fucking hard when I was working construction. Oh my God, dude. Cause we never had enough to strap down the stuff on the truck. That was our way. It was our famous last words.

Ah, that ain't going nowhere. You shake it. What's your choice? I ain't going nowhere. So you're doing 60 on the dirt bike. One of them fucking snap. We had the shittiest, for a construction company, we had the worst bungees on record.

We had the same four most of my life. I remember thinking money, we had the black ones. The black rubber ones. Now ours had the little speckles in it. That was rich guy stuff. With the thread that were covered with the thread. Yeah. Yeah, that was rich guy shit to me.

Really? We had like the black utility ones that had no give in them. That was pretty much like a rope with two hooks. I know what you're talking about though. Whoa. That's what we banged with. Dude, if you pulled those things really hard, they'd rip a leg off.

Man, those things did not. The black rubber ones. Yeah. And you got your foot up on the one side of the pickup truck. Trying to get it over the bar. Those things were in. Scrapped down some PVC pipe. Deadly.

Oh yeah, they fucked me up. We used to use those landscape and to hold the gate up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I don't scratch the shit out. Yeah, they didn't have a lot of play in them. And then when they did, they would hit a nice sweet spot when they would get stretched out enough.

But then they just turned into like rope again. Like they get loose. All the stretch was gone out of them. You really had to bring it over a couple of links. Yeah. Everybody in their set of bungee cords has one that's only stretching on one side. Yeah, you gotta get like a real fucking, real good pull on her.

Yikes. We also too, we had one for a while when my mom was whipping that Sebring convertible. I would have to put my bike in the back. Like I was going to like my buddy's house or whatever, we're going down the shore or something. If we had to move the bike, when I was too young for it to like really ride somewhere.

They would do that. I'm surprised they would take, I don't know what it would have took for my dad to take our bikes down the shore. Maybe rent one down there one day, but we weren't allowed to bring our bikes. No, we were going down for a while. Like we were going down for like, you know,

it wasn't, we weren't going down for the weekend or the week. Like I'd go stay with my aunt who was, you know, bartending down there. My mom would go to work. So I'd be down for like maybe two weeks or whatever. Those kids bringing their own bike down the shore. Yeah. You felt real cool.

See some dork on a beach cruiser that said like Gary's bikes on it. Meanwhile, I'm fucking, I'm bunny hopping on my, on my twin dude. Fuck you out of here. Can't tell me nothing on the wild wood boardwalk. Dude, those beach cruisers to a fat little kid, might as well, might as well try to drive this space shuttle.

And now I have appreciation for them. I have a grand appreciation for the beach cruiser. We got, we, I got, I got one now down at the, you know, like family just girls bike. They all have the dip. The dip. They don't have a bar that goes across. They all have the low dip.

No, they have the dip. They have the bar that goes across. No, not the ones that I see. I'm telling you that I own one with it. Let me see a picture of it. I don't have it. It's not my child. Oh, here you go.

I don't think they do. I'm telling you. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. They for sure do. Yeah. What, have one, a bar that goes straight across? Yeah.

Yeah. Here's one right here. This is something similar to what I have. Let me see. Yeah, right there. That thing's mean. I got a free gift sign there. I'll sign up real quick. There.

All right. I'll give it to you. All right. I'll give it to you. That's the thing you just said. But that's not your traditional beach cruiser. Sure. They're girls bikes.

But even growing up, my cousins had them like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a proper beach cruiser. I do know what you mean. The ladies bike. The ladies beach. Yeah, those same. Yeah, with the pom poms and the fucking basket.

You gotta get it. You know what I didn't mind? I got a man's beach. You know what I didn't mind? The little streamers that came out of the girls handlebars. And you're worried about the frame and you got streamers going?

Those things are pretty sweet. Let's just let you know you're a cruiser. Make a match. You're underwear too, you little freak. Little fucking, little creepo. But I remember one time, dude, my mom was rocking a pair of white Keds and I knew we were just built different at this point

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I was like, you belong in a space shuttle. That was like that scene from Apollo 13 where we're like, we got to make this fit into that and this is what we got. She fucking, yeah, rigged it up real good. Shoelace. Took a shoelace out of her white kid and tied it around. I remember my mom, I broke my shoelace

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This is funny though. This is from Foley's director scarf. That's pretty good. Never have one read. Is it garbage? You have to Google what time exactly does direct positive hit. Buddy, I've been there.

I respect it. You gotta play the game. And it's tough to peg it down. Sometimes you don't know. It depends on their bank. It depends on your bank. It depends on if it's an aid, whatever payment. Man.

But I've been there, Dadio. But I don't understand why that catches a bad fucking wrap. High finance people do that shit. That's all time. Trading, getting in, getting out at the right time. That's high finance for dirt bags. You know what I mean? That chance gonna bounce in 505.

What time does the funding land? I need money. It doesn't matter if it's all the money I have. Sure. I need my money. I never did direct deposit until now. Yeah. Never once did I sign up for that at a job.

I didn't trust that shit as far as I could throw it. I'll be here Friday at noon to pick up my check. Well, the thing that always sucked was, for a while, the direct deposit would be a little delayed. And typically, when I was ever starting a new job, I was geamed up. I needed that paycheck before I started. Do you know what I mean?

So the three weeks of training or whatever it is, you know how you start a job, you miss the cycle? Sure. You don't get your first pay. You know how I get paid until the 88th of the month? You're like, what the fuck, dude? Let's go. Get the goddamn cheddar.

I might be sleeping here. Fucking hemmed up. I know. Man, that shit was bullshit. There is a difference between a guy at Chase Bank looking at millions of dollars moving around and a guy outside of a 7-Eleven at 2 AM. And he's refreshing his Bank of America app.

Dude, I've done that outside of a set. As a proper adult, this podcast might have been happening. Like, when we first started, I was posting up outside that 7-Eleven out for a fucking fat black. Waiting for something to clear. Waiting for something to click. Get a hot meal in you.

Get some taquitos, maybe a slice of that good pizza they throw out. Bag a yick yet. Not my cup of tea. Call the guy and tell him you got green lights. I got a five-minute window from when they stop selling booze and when I get my fucking money. Yeah, exactly.

Go in there and try to get a couple of rounds in you. Couple of shots from me and my friends. Hey, we're closing up. God damn it. Yeah, never trusted that. Never trusted direct deposit. Always got my check. Took it immediately to a check cashing place or the check

or the bank it was drawn on. I remember when somebody told me that, I went from a bachelor's degree in dirtbag to a doctorate in scumbag. When I found that out, I can't remember where I was hemmed up somewhere. You know, like, you can just take it to the bank that the check's written on.

They have to cash it. But sometimes you get hit up with like Sun Valley crest banked out in Idaho and you're fucking jammed up. I used to try to do that at that when I worked at the supermarket. They were because it was a national corporation. They were out of some tiny rinky-dink bank in Seattle or something. I'm over here trying to get my 180 out on a Friday.

I'll go get some booze and some burnies with the boys. And I got to get your red eye to Seattle. What's a bank in Seattle got to do with me being jammed up in Bucks County? No, let's go. Make good with the fucking scratch. I take it over to commerce. They whack me for eight bucks.

I'm fucked, dear. You're taking 4% of my goddamn check. That's half a pack of heaters. That was a pack. At eight bucks back then, that was probably close to two packs of heaters. A pack of heaters and a couple. Six were five bucks back when I was banging.

Couple of tall boys. Woo-wee. Let's go. Let's go get a 30 rack. Call it a goddamn weekend. Man, what a great question. Can't tell me shit. This one's from Dr. Fontana.

$10 homie, which is the most popular homie, by the way. $10 homie, have you ever hitched a trailer or U-Haul to a minivan? That's a bad look. We never had to do that because my family worked in construction, so we always had access to a shop truck or a pickup truck or a box truck or something. Me and my brother rented a U-Haul one time

to help him move and it sucked. That was the only time we ever did a proper U-Haul. Like a U-Haul truck, not a trailer. Not a trailer, like a big box truck. Sure, yeah. We crashed it when he was pulling into the driveway in his new apartment building. Whatever I saw anybody throughout my life,

no matter what was pulling it, it could be a fucking naval battleship. If somebody was pulling one of those little U-Haul trailers, I assumed that they were in the worst possible position that anybody could be in ever. Yeah. I used this when we tried by something like that on the highway, I'd be like, God damn.

Throwin' change out of my hands for you. Yeah. I kept a, add that down there. They just look brutal. It don't look great. It's always connected to a car. Oh, yeah. Always.

Which I don't think I have the torque to pull off. Pull it up to U-Haul. Like I need this skipping town package. Yeah. I'm gonna return this at another location. I'm not bringing this back here. You got something you can get. You're trying to get your hands off of.

What do you got in the way of a handshake deal? Yeah, that's tough. But I get it if you have a car. We're currently doing a hot on your trail package right now. Need to get away. There's need to get away and gotta get out. Yikes. Yeah, they're tough.

Tough look, man. We did, I think I had mentioned at one point. Hold on, that's the same thing, even though it's different with the, there's little Winnebago's, like little camping, little Winnebago's. And those camping- The pop-up, Jones.

Yes, the ones you pull on. Man, I used to see those and be like, fuck, let's get a hotel lady. It was cool to me because my neighbor had one, the pop-up, and that was my first introduction. A lot of bees in there. Man, I'm frying for a wasp nest. Catch me running out of there too,

taking my shirt off, jumping in the pool, trying to find water. Yeah, those get real hot. Might as well be fun, the devil's dead, those things. Man, I can remember how it smelled too. There ain't nothing like a wasp nest, I'll tell you that. This summertime, going to battle with a couple of those.

Two tree cans are raid. Oh, man. I think I told you. Before I brought the Montego back up here, I left, it was the Monty, the shout out resting piece of the Mercury Montego. It was parked in my mom's driveway for about two tree years.

Not moved, not registered, not nothing. And I came home to get it one time to bring it up here. I was going to take a new shot at life. I was going to be a guy with a car, really fucking, really try to do it, man. And my mom goes, there's a wasp nest in that tail light. You better watch out. In the tail light.

How did they get in there? There's a little crack, obviously. I had a couple fender benders. It created a little access road for them. A wasp nest in your tail light. Man, I go, I'll be fine. Man, these things new must have, they must have heard I was in the neighborhood

looking for beef. These things came out. They didn't even wait for me to approach. After sitting there for a year, they probably had developed and like having universal health care. Oh yeah, they were all. They're launching missions to space.

They were unified. They played as a team. I'll tell you that. Your fan is coming. I brought a knife to a wasp bite and that wasn't work, dude. I fucking hightailed it down to the fucking street. Away from them.

I told you, I told you. I go in, I get two canes of raid. I come out strapped to the gills. Who won't want everyone to get in it? Yeah. Oh man. So what happened if I remember correctly, I really doused them, right?

I really got them going. You got, listen, it sucks. You got to. But at the same time, I didn't. Always two cans. Yeah, but I didn't trust they get in the car because if they're in the car and I go for a stroll and they're lying in it,

you know what I mean? They're hiding in a back seat, waiting to get me. Hey, wait till you get in the highway. It looks like good fellas. They're fucking, they'll get the piano wire and fucking knife me in the neck. So I waited. I think I came back the following week

to make sure they were dead. And I remember popping the trunk. Man, this wasp was like this big. Posted it up right there. Dude, that's funny. Yeah, it's tough when your car gets bees. That is a bad look. The car has bees.

Yeah. We also had, and the same thing as the U-Haul, we had, we did have the bubble on top of the wood. We had the wood panel, red. I thought that was rich guys shit. Anybody putting anything up on the roof? Well, we never used it. Like a roof rack or something?

Skis make sense. A snowboard maybe. Who's skiing? Yeah, no, I'm saying if you have a ski rack, I could see how that would be a fancy thing. Sure. I remember, I don't think I ever saw it on the car. It was behind the garage and got filled with water

and then grew frogs in it. That's the extent of our, didn't it have like a kangaroo on it? Wasn't that the brand? Yeah, something like that. Something like that. I always thought that was weirdo shit. Yeah, we never used, I never remember using it.

I just remember it getting frogs and then we had to get rid of it and that became a thing. It was never on like a normal dad's car. It was always the dad that was a little, it was on my mom's car. I guess we had it on the minivan. We had it on the wood. We had like that red wood.

Not all the time. No, I mean, I don't think I ever saw it on the car. Probably ran out of bungee cords. There's no way my dad was rocking with that on the Jeep. No way, pulling up to a job site with one of those. You fucking lose the deal. You get the boot. No guy with a bubble's building my house.

Take that draft dodging shit. You take that commie shit elsewhere. This is America, God damn it. Fucking hippie. Get the fuck out of here while you're camping. I always say, every time I saw one of those, there's definitely an acoustic guitar somewhere in that car.

All right, this one's from J.P. Henry. Know anybody that has their keys hooked to their belt loop? Toby. Is that a, that's a T-bone move. He's a carabiner guy. Occasional, yes. Yeah. That's a bad look, usually.

You've moved out of it a little bit. Can I say this? There's real roadie vibes. Which he's, you were way more that than you are now. Sure. You're definitely a little more New York-ified in your own way. You still keep your own style, all that kind of stuff.

Still a big dork. Yeah, but you've lost some of that shit. The city has taken some of that away from you. Yeah. In a good way. And now I got a little cash to upgrade my situation. To what? How do you put your keys in here?

In my backpack. Oh, this guy got backpack. This guy's got gym sport money. Yikes. You don't have to throw it in anybody's face. But I do have a 49.99 school bag. I do feel like the key situation is a good indication of garbage or not.

Or I feel like the worse you're doing, the more keys you have. Yeah, it's probably true. It's probably true. Yeah. I mean, key-wise now. We got one to here. We got one to tooties, or two to tooties.

Actually, five. We got a lot of locks up this door. And guns. And wasps. Keep a big wasps down by the basement door. I know how to communicate with them, OK? I got two for my apartment, two for here. I got four keys, mailbox key, five, six, well, I got.

You gotta go little keys now, right? Do you have any keys on your ring that you don't know what it is? No, but for most of my life, my mother had keys that. I think she can't. Wait, that's a lie. I don't know what this is. Let me say it.

I don't know what that is. I genuinely have no idea what the fuck this is. I can tell you what it is. It's a Medco. I used to make them. I used to work at a locksmith. It's a deadbolt key. This too, a deadbolt.

This isn't too a regular door. That's a deadbolt right there. Yeah, maybe it's a deadbolt on my door. But I think the other one does that. Maybe I have two deadbolts. Oh, that might be like the big locker deadbolt. Locker? Like the, yeah, the deadbolt.

But I have another, well, not a deadbolt. I have another like big bolt action lock on there. You do? You have three locks on your door? I guess. I only use, actually, I use all three of them. Nice neighborhood, huh? Jesus Christ.

And locks. I also have bees in the bag. Once you get through the blast door, you'll be all right. For a while, my mom, I felt like she kept all the keys from everywhere we've ever lived. Sure. Probably went back and rooted around, cooked some stuff after she left to go back and get the cable boxes and stuff.

Right before Christmas. Hey, look, got a half a bag of chips. I have three keys. I had some pot. You have two to here. You just don't carry them. No. I have one to my door.

And I have a fob for the front door. Front door. Yeah. A lot of that stuff. First time ever. Yeah. I'm not a fob, man. I'm going to school.

Steel. You need it? Catch me in the streets. Regulate any keys off this property. Damn good, too. All right, let's see. This is from Grap, a long time. I mean, never had one read.

Are you garbage if growing up, your mom went to the local Chinese takeout place to pick up white rice for taco Tuesday at the house. That's fucking crazy. I don't hate it. What? What was the taco? So what are you doing rice taco Tuesdays?

Guess rice and beans. Maybe rice for the taco. You know. Yeah, that's not good. I mean, it's also white rice. It's not like a specialty item. Going to pick up, it's like, it's fucking white rice. Get some Uncle Benz if you're doing that.

Even rice aroni. I'll say this. That's crazy. I'll say this though. You know a Chinese restaurant for taco Tuesday? That's just, come on. This ain't Epcot. But the white rice is the best you're going to get, top shelf.

And you don't got to make it. Yeah, but also, like you even said, white rice and tacos doesn't even go together. So you're going to get a thing that doesn't make sense that you could also make at your house to not make sense. The tacos have rice in them? Burritos do. Burritos.

I guess I'm sure you could dabble maybe. Oh, yeah. Or maybe on the side. That's a tough look. But not even white rice. You go to a Mexican restaurant, you don't get white rice. Uh-uh. No.

Rice and beans. Maybe that's white rice, but it's mixed, right? Or it doesn't even depends. I think it's got a little color to it. A little juice to it. But that might come from the beans. Chipotle does a white rice with a line. Chipotle does do a white rice.

That's right. Not in the taco though. That goes in the burrito. And we said burrito, sure. White rice in a burrito. Oh, man. But if you're doing burritos at your house, that's crazy. Taco Tuesday.

That's all right. Burrito? Burrito at the house? I wouldn't shake a stick at. Didn't ever had a burrito until I was an adult. Yeah, no, me either. I was dating my wife, I think, the first time I had a burrito. Yeah.

That was a real picky eater. Patty didn't go for it. No. We would do tacos at the crib. I wouldn't. I'd do nuggies or something, I'd have her make me. Some nuggies and applesauce. Couple of screaming cans of fucking Coke.

Let's go. Keep talking. Don't shit away from me. This ain't south of the border, baby. This is PA. Let's go. Do like a nice taco. Yeah, anything being prepared like that from outside sources

is going to fall under the trash category. That's like semi-homemade shit, you know? Yeah. I don't know, but it's like that's. And if I was the Chinese spot, I would be suspect about that. Wait, you just want four white rices? Five?

What the fuck are you up to? Who cares? You're not getting a fortune cookie with that. As long as your money's green. You come to my place. You're not getting a fortune cookie in the duck sauce in the hot mustard. Just buy it and fuck it.

That's like going to an Irish bar and just asking for a thing of mashed potatoes. Get the fuck out. Crazy? All right, this one's from Tony Two Hands. Is it garbage if you bring your own furniture to a hotel? Lamp pillows, et cetera. Why?

I mean, dude, if you're bringing in a recliner to a, that's a tough look. A lamp, if it's a specialty, one of those sun lamps or whatever. If you have some sort of deficiency, I'll let it slide. You know what I mean? It's a vitamin D, dude. Yeah, if that's the case, sure. This guy's shooting some adult videos.

Yeah, if you're bringing in a lighting rig or something. Or even a pillow, a specialty. Ring light and a rubber sheets. A specialty I'll give you if it's something like. How long you staying? A lamp. I don't know, man. That's tough.

Yeah, that's wild. I don't even like taking my pillow anywhere because it gets the travel on it. When you were a kid, it was the greatest thing of all time. In the car, maybe if we were going to like the Poconos or something, you bring a pillow for the ride. As a kid, a long ride with your pillow. Of course, that's what I'm saying.

But that wasn't all the time. No. That was like a ride and we're staying somewhere for a while. But the way that fit up against the door. Yeah, you have a mush in real good. Otherwise, you catch a back eotomy and your fucking neck comes out crinked. Like a goddamn French fry, dog.

Snap you. Oh, man, it sucks. All right, this one's for Mary. First time, long time. When I was a kid, we went to the local dock with my dad and he asked somebody if he could have some of their lobster nets. He made a soccer goal out of them for us

with some PVC pipes. Is this garbage? What the fuck? That's tough. Lobster net, a lobster net, soccer net. So he went that. That's why I got a couple of booys hanging in there. That's nuts, dude.

There's seaweed on your goal. Looks like the wall of the seafood joint. That's what I picture. Couple of bobbers, you know what I mean? A bunch of algae stuck in the one side. 40 bucks, you hit that starfish. That's. That was very resourceful if he didn't have the cash

and he's a do-it-himself guy and he gave you something that's dope, so I'll give you that. That's cool as a dad. So he wasn't using it for lobster purposes. He went down to where the people. At least the lobsters play soccer. He went down to the place where people do lobstering. Sure.

And he said, you guys have any nets that you're throwing away. I guess. It's trash, but yeah, man. You made it do. Now, if he had a bunch of money and still did that, that's real trash. Sure.

If he could afford the. But still also resourceful. But you could go buy, if you don't want to spend the money in a soccer net, you can still buy the PVC and then go buy your own netting, spend nine bucks on a net or whatever. Yeah, we. Nets, I mean, it ain't that crazy expensive.

You got a crab pot basketball hoop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. So peel your season. Here, they're playing well this year. Get that Cajun season in your eyes. Ah ha ha ha. Fuck, give you something to cry about, pussy. Yeah, that's nuts.

Hit you with the corn on the cob. Look out, coming in. Hot sheet. We made a lacrosse net when we were in high school. Okay. Yeah. With what? Not spare parts.

I think we got PVC and then bought the net somewhere. Yeah, you could buy like a net or like sports net or something, you know, a replacement net and do it yourself. Yeah, my pop wasn't involved in that though. Yeah, we were big on just building our shit. Because construction workers don't like buying shit that they think they can do.

You know what I mean? It's very like, I can do half of this and then I'll figure out why everything sucked in our house. You know what I mean? The dog house was never finished. The fucking basement was never finished. Uncle Den came over to the basement. He probably picked up other side work, hit the fucking road.

There's no outlet covers on it still at this day. What's the thing, a spackle down there open? Buckets of spackle at the crib from when the basement was attempted to be redone. I mean, there's still trim missing. Sure. Yeah, it's a lot. The drop lighting, the lighting isn't in the drop ceiling.

You could do a lot with those spackle buckets once they're empty. Play the drums on them. Oh, big time. Sit on them. Yeah, those buckets, those five gallon buckets were just a steady at our house. Good time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very good time. Bunch of Legos in there. This guy. Still a little of the spackle in there. There's people that use them for tools in the trades. Sure. And a guy I worked with.

They make those things that go. Which I love, the Home Depot Jones. The little covers. Oh, it's a little organized that you put in there. You can put the big stuff in the bigs and then it's great. I worked for a real, he was a good guy, but he was a real psychopath. Cleanliness, he was like a master everything.

Built his own home, do the wiring, do the plumbing. He redid kitchens. And I used to have to clean out the van and clean that bucket out. I tell you what though, man, you get that thing nice and clean. Woo! That was always the problem.

This guy I worked with, he used the bucket and he never, it was just dumped in there. So he'd be like, hey, hey, me, the, you know, the three eighths ratchet head. And you just have to, you would try to get through it. But you would just end up having to dump it. And then putting everything back. I'm like, there's gotta be a better way than this

every single time. Looking for a screwdriver, you're just dumping out 50 pounds of tools on it. Yeah. You don't need all that crap either. It's a pair of wire snippers. Wire cutters. I feel like that's all that's all the guys use

was that in the drill. Let's go. All right, let's see he, what do we got? What do you say? This one's, this is from Cody. Has your mother-in-law ever stomped a mouse with their foot like a bug? That's a different cut abroad right there.

She's stomping on mice. Barefoot. Yikes. I feel it so much. Never. That's a tough look. But I guess if you see them, your reaction, I have seen people like shit, get them type thing.

Like that's just a, that's the flight or flight at them. How quick is she? What is she, an X-Men? I don't know. The mice aren't also that quick. They don't have a lot of muscle. You know what I mean? They're not that quick as you get older

and you realize that. They're a little dumb. Have you ever tried to talk to one of these things? I said, how are you? Um, they get a little bit of that poison in them too. They get real wonky. I've said that before. Sitting in college.

Come out looking for water. He came to, he was sitting right next to me on the arm chair. I was sitting there typing a paper, smoking a heater in the apartment like you do. And this thing, I look over as if he was sitting on the fucking arm rest of the couch. Just fucking all goofy.

I'm like, you're, ah, then he doesn't move and he freaks you out even more than he ain't scared. And you realize he's fucking, he's on fentanyl right now. Yeah, I don't know what I did. I forgot. Would you get that A street? Watch out.

Forget what I did. I didn't step on him. I know that much. Maybe put him in a bag or something. Put a smoke in his mouth and lit it up for him. Hey buddy, any left, right? What do you want your last meal to be? I could whip you something up.

I got a white rice and barbecue sauce, your choice. I've had that before. Yeah, me too, man. That ain't that bad. Wasn't too shabby. White rice and ketchup. Look at that. This one's from Mr. Uranus, 2005,

ever fought off a raccoon? No, but I just saw a video one attacking a little girl. They're rabid. If they attack, they're rabid. That's what that 100% means? I'm like 90% positive. They're little homies, otherwise.

Yeah, otherwise they'll come up, shake your hand. I don't think so. I think they're, let me get some eyes on that. I don't think they're always rabid if they attack. I think if you catch them off guard, if just, weren't you saying, or weren't we talking about somebody? Yeah, a friend of my family's.

That walked by the trash can. Yeah, and it jumped out. Yeah, I don't think that was rabid. I think that was... It was for sure rabid. Oh, really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. At least, I think there's probably a number

of most attacks are rabid. They're more likely to attack if they are rabid, but healthy raccoons can also attack you. Yeah, sure, of course. Yeah, if you catch them off guard, they're in the middle of eating dinner. Yeah, no. Rabies, scared.

Rabies, I think was my number two fear. That hit the 80s or something. Yeah. It was like foaming out there, the late 90s, or early 90s. Because I saw a movie called Kujo at a two young of an age. That's where they had to clip that dog, right?

No, that was old Yeller. This was a rabbit. Kujo got it too, though. He'd survive? Damn, somebody put an APB on a Kujo. Kujo too. He's teaching at an inner city school, turning his life around.

No, I don't, yeah, of course, yeah, I think he, I think he- I mean, you're not gonna spoil it. All right. Yeah, Kujo dies, I'm assuming. Yeah, he dies at the end. There's no way the rabid evil dog last, at the, survives at the end of the movie.

I haven't seen the film, but I can guarantee it. What's that, a cigarette just walks away? Ah, yeah. No, but that frightened me. Because that was a nice doggy. It was like a Saint Bernard or something like that. It wasn't like a- No, it was a German shepherd, wasn't it?

No, give that a goog. What kind of dog was Kujo? It was like a, it looked like a nice dog. It looked like Beethoven. A Bernard. Yeah. Like Gary Bernard. Saint Bernard.

Saint Bernard. Saint Bernard, so it was a nice puppy doggy. But man, he got that liquor in him. I got all sauce off, turned into a different guy. I got a couple buddies like that. I just remember the one scene, he had like the bite on his nose of where he got bit by the thing.

It looked like a little ant hill, and he was just ripping that town apart. Eh, yes, the rabies scared the shit out of me. And also the rabies' treatment scared me. I don't know what it is. You got a bathe in tomato juice? No, you gotta get- I'm kidding, that's a skunk idiot.

I'll have a couple of bloodies in call today. Yeah, you gotta get a buzz cut. You'll be back at the school tomorrow. No, it was needles in the stomach that were apparently excruciatingly painful. In the 80s. Rabies shots. Yes.

That and tetanus. That was always lingering. You got tetanus. Put shoes on, you'll get tetanus. I was on- Oh, Kujo gets ice with a baseball bat. All right. There we go.

Who gets him? The dad? Is this the same writers as The Walking Dead? Jesus Christ. They ain't got a fucking 22 to layin' around. They can click this fuckin' thing. Take him to the vet? What the fuck?

He fuckin' beat his bashes brains in. It's already goin' through enough to put dog in rabies. Poor dog got bit it. Now he all of a sudden he's catchin' a Louis today. Jesus Christ. A true literary hero named Tad does the deed. Really?

Huh. That's a tad too much if you ask me. Nothing on that. I mean, guys, I'm not gonna make novel jokes. I'm not gonna make literary jokes. You're not gonna appreciate them. Poor Kujo. Poor Kujo's a fictional dog,

and apparently who had a bit of an attitude problem. This guy seems like a real dick. I don't know if anybody's ever been beat with a baseball bat that didn't have it comin' all right. Covered a big or not, you know what I mean? There was that, and then it was also one of- I didn't know it was a mob story. It was Pesciina?

He rat-fucked. They even shot Kujo in the face so his mom couldn't give him an open casket at the funeral. He cut his fingerprints off. It was real giddy shit. He cut his balls off, shucked them in his asshole. He was stealin' kibble, apparently.

It was that, because that came out and there was another movie around the same time about bees that scared me. The bees, it was like killer bees or something like that. That was a comedian down in the south. Killer bees. Really? Yeah.

I think the story is that's why Zaney has that balcony. It's because killer bees was such a big act that he was selling out so they added a balcony just for him. No kidding. I think they call it the house that bees built. Shout out to him. Yeah, shout out to killer bees. Yeah, there you go.

He's great. The one that got me, we watched as a school that had like a movie night in the Café Gym Ethereum. At night? Yeah. You had to come back to school? Yeah, it was like a Friday night. It was like a, you know,

it wasn't like eight and a half to. No, it was like, hey, we're showing, we got a big projector, we're going to show it. We'll have popcorn and like a little fun. How old are you? Ooh, young. Cause this one shook me to the core. Mary Poppins.

Arachnophobia. Watching that in a dirty old gym at night with the lights out. Man, you can feel the dust bunnies on your leg thinking it's a goddamn spider. Get the fuck out of here. See, I look at that as like a, like a beetle juice, like a goof. Arachnophobia?

Yeah, wasn't that a comedy? No, I think it was a straight movie. No, it was a movie about Jeff Daniels and John Goodman phoning it in. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. We call that a paycheck, huh? Yeah, I thought there was like comedic elements to that. It was like a dark comedy.

I was seven. It was more silly. It's a dark comedy about things that you can kill you. In the dark nonetheless. Fuck that. That's what scared you, arachnophobia? As an eight year old? I saw a platoon when I was seven.

Yeah, that's different. I ain't in the fucking shit. All right, I got spiders in the crib. They'll get you. Nah, uh-uh, you're nuts. Maybe I was ten. What year did arachnophobia come out? 1990.

Really? I was four. You guys should have been watching that. That's what I'm saying. I was five years, I was in kindergarten. Man, my mom, what were you doing, niece? Sending me to that god, what was it rated? It wasn't rated PG-4, I know that much.

PG-13 for sure. 100% PG-13. Back in a day too, when those things meant something. Not now. Yeah, no, that was that one. I mean, I didn't follow the plot. I wasn't picking up on the throwaway line. Back when the movies for kids were real spooky.

I was worried about the goddamn spider. It was about Killer Spider. Sure, there was a big one at the end, right? I don't think I made it to the end. I think I peed my pants and had to call my mom. I remember turning my back and fucking, you know, looking for some popcorn. Security came over and yanked you.

Yeah, no, I was done, dude. I didn't, I never, I'll never watch that movie ever again. Rolled you out of there. Never, that one like got me for some reason. Okay. It was also, I wasn't with my mom. I was with like my older brother, who's probably like, you know, getting into hijinks

or whatever with his boys. Yeah, he's over here. I was just alone watching it by myself. Nobody to fucking, nobody to soothe the fear, you know? That happened to me with the original Halloween. I was real young, had gone out trick-or-treating and came back and it was by the time that had already been like an incendication

or whatever it is. You're watching that on Halloween? I won't even do that now. You're nuts. I didn't do it on purpose. So you know, on Halloween, they play, they play Halloween, it was like TBS or something like that. And I come in, I think my brother was upstairs

putting his candy away, whatever he was doing. I was downstairs in the living room. My mom and dad were, you know, whatever, just milling around. And I was down alone in the thing by myself. And that opening thing came on with the song and I just got hypnotized and just stared at it and saw the kid murder the first couple of people,

like before the credits. Sure. Dude, the level of fear that corrupt me. Even like. I don't think I slept for like two nights. I just laid there hearing that song. I couldn't go near a butter knife for like two weeks. I was petrified.

Yeah, that's nuts. To watch that, I wouldn't do that now. I don't give me the heebie-jeebies. My cousin Michelle, it was Chucky for her. She was at the perfect age when Chucky came out. He didn't, I mean, I was young. I remember being really young. And we tortured her with it

because we were all like five, six years older. All you had to do was say Chucky's coming and she wouldn't. All you had to do was terrorize her and she got scared. She would get nervous. All you had to tell her was the monsters are real and she would get nervous. I remember putting a Jason mask on

and scaring the shit out of my little brother. Like, I shouldn't have been. Me and my dad would get our rocks off. Dude, there ain't nothing funnier than scaring kids. Man, I remember having a Jason mask at this setup was about 35 minutes. I put the Jason mask on and I stood in the closet and then my dad waited and it was like,

hey, Mike, can you grab me whatever out of the closet? And there I am, I started crying. He was like four. Dude, that's all we did when I was a kid. My dad would scare the shit out of me and my brother and we would all be dying as long as you weren't the one getting caught. Yeah.

Nah, for sure. For sure. Let's do a couple more and then we got our rapper up here. There you go. Speaking of, we touched on this a little bit at the beginning. This is from Shirefucker129er. Shut up. Is it garbage to use a neck pillow in the car?

Does it make a difference if you're driving? A neck pillow in the car is bad news. Wild. That's no good. That's up there with headphones in the car and I've seen it. I've done it. Really?

Yeah. Why? I would do it when I had the Montego because it didn't have an MP, like I couldn't play anything. I was just at a CD player and my CD collection ain't what it used to be. Ain't up to code. And my girl would be like maybe sleeping or doing whatever

if we were driving to the shore, from the shore, whatever. And I would just put, I had no way of playing music. I would just, all I could do was listen to the radio. But I'd put one air pod in and listen to a podcast or whatever. Huh. Yeah. One, okay.

Two. Two's bad. You're looking for trouble. I think, can you see the wall on that? I think because it'll like it's like what the law is. Say that one more time. It's one of those words I can't say. Law.

Law. What do you say? It's law. Law. Law. Yeah, I'll throw an L on there. Yeah. I do that a lot.

I do that a lot. Small town sheriff. The law's coming to get you. It's legal in most states. What? God damn. I gotta run for office or something. This is wild.

You gotta suspect it's because of people being able to talk on their phones hands free. I'll give you that. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. That makes sense. On that note, one other thing you see in Florida

is to bring it back full circle. A lot of motorcycle riders, no helmet. Yeah, sand's helmet is something, you don't see that much. And we said it's a PA thing. You have the choice to wear a helmet or not if you want to. But most people do.

Most people do. Just fucking, I mean, you know, just pure noggin out there. That's a lot. Dude, that guy was ripping. Yeah, he was just cooking it in and out. Real hot too. The t-shirt was flapping up in the back.

T-shirt was flapping, pair of jean shorts. Uh-huh, cooking. I will do this one. Then we got our role here. This one's from Thomas. I'd love to know if Foley's Christmas Tree is still up. No. I don't know.

I need to have boots on the ground to confirm more than that. No, we got it done pretty quick. Got it out pretty quick. We didn't go anywhere, did we? You asking me? I'm just saying in general. No, no, no.

We went, yeah, we put it up late and wait, wait, wait. Did it get taken down when you moved? Was that the catalyst? Was the catalyst the move? No, we were in the new spot. We were in the new spot. No, I think it was normal time. Okay.

I think it was appropriate. Okay, fair enough. The week after New Year, did you put it in a bag or did you litter your apartment hallway with needles from the tree? No, the bird's big on that. If it was up to me, that's part of the job. It would still be up.

I mean, they started putting, they did it this year. There's a notice in my building from me last year of if you need a bag, please ask one of them. Somebody did that too. I did it. It looked like a goddamn murder scene. Yeah, no, somebody did it in our building

and it literally, it's all, first of all, you don't have to take it all the way out. They come and get it or whatever. So we ordered a bag, wrapped it up, put it on the front door and they got rid of it. But somebody just fucking, yeah, it's a trail of fucking death. I did that.

Yeah, it ain't great. It ain't great. I didn't do a tree this year. We were on a move. You didn't do a tree? No. Look at you. We were down and we were down and...

I think I knew that. Well, I think we were very busy, the week leading up to the holiday. Of course. And then we were going right down. By the time we were going to buy one or get one, a small one, it was like we're going down to my,

the fam for the, you know, yeah, I couldn't get away with that. I couldn't get away with that. The last Christmas tree I had in my, in the apartment I lived in Connecticut. I smoked. I vacuumed the hallway, but only in front of my door.

So it didn't look like it started at my place. You didn't put one up at your place this year? Fuck no. Really? For me and the cat? Yeah. No. Huh.

That is pretty sad. How's it going, dude? Had a Hanukkah bush. This makes you feel more lonely around the holidays. We got to wrap her up here. But we love you, pal. Sure. Kate.

He'd come by my house anytime, look at the tree. All right. It's still up. Still got a couple of weeks like that. Get down. Gag, we love you. Come get your picture taken.

Gag, we love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.