Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Catching a Cab w/ Yannis Pappas!

Episode Date: August 22, 2024

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and podcast host Yannis Pappas! You know Yannis from appearances on the Tim Dillon Show, The Yannis Pappas Hour, the Joe Rogan Podcast, Stavvy's World, We Might Be Drunk, Take Your Shoes Off, Flagrant 2, stand up comedy and so much more. Thanks for watching the Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! AYG Live Show Tickets: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Rocket Money: https://www.rocketmoney.com/garbage Bespoke Post: https://www.BoxOfAwesome.com  Promo Code: GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Welcome to another exciting edition of RUgarbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Oh yeah.

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In the world www.patreon.com slash are you garbage you go over there you get all that bonus content gang and gang We couldn't be more excited that were incredibly and I mean incredibly special guests back with us again today one of tooties Favorites in the studio bit of a heartthrob. Yeah, he's the Greek god of aftershave You can hear him every week on the honest papa sideas side. We're giving up for Yanis Papas everybody! There he is! Always good to be back in Tooties in the heart of Philly. Cherry Hill. The edition never changes, but Foley's watches do.

Oh yeah. That was a gift I believe, right? Seiko, yeah, a gift. Oh, it's Seiko? Yeah, it's a Seiko. I like that. Before the show you take your Rolex off you put your psycho on To these are new medication that's the problem tuck my chain in when somebody comes in I pull it out You're a silver guy. I know how to dress up a t-shirt What's it supposed to be like now? It always falls backwards, but then I ended up liking it the way it hangs

Yeah, and I figured should I get across but I feel like that's too much of a strong statement. This kid screwball I like it. Is there an agnostic symbol you can put on your chain? I for I way or a change drop Just a guy going like this. Yeah, just a guy going. What do you think? I had a dragon at one point Did you ever drag seventh grade charm? We called them charms. You and a charms hit big, shout out DMX. Yeah, your level of fucking scum, gum on the bottom of my shoe, filly trash that shows up in your photos. I can smell your photos.

You walked right into it, Yanni. We got a couple for you. I have a couple, a couple. So I've been posting these throwback Thursday pictures of me as a younger dirtbag. Yeah. Yanni's first one in all the time. Yeah. So I have a couple in the hopper that I haven't posted yet. Right. Because you're a bit of a fashionable guy. Well, I mean, a stylish kid.

If you could sit a T-shirt with chain out fashionably. Yeah. With a broken chain hanging. When did you get your first pair of Jordans? Were you rocking Jordans back in the day? Yeah since I was a little kid yeah but I am the type of guy that when an event comes up family or otherwise I have to take a trip to Banana Republic. You gotta go get the knock around yeah. I gotta go get the one thing that I need to wear. Fresh. I don't own it and anytime I get one it only lasts about a year before my body changes out of it. Sure. You're familiar.

It's really, it gets a week, dude. No, yeah, the body doesn't have time to catch up. It's always stains to get me. Oh, it's the stains to get you. Ah, that goddamn olive oil. Yeah. Woo! That Marcelo sauce sticks.

I'm telling you that. You can't get the olive oil out and it's frustrating because it technically is translucent, kind of transparent, but it's just thicker. Sure, it shows. Jams me up, man. Yeah, yeah. Not good. Every shirt, every time I go out to dinner, I wear a new shirt. I account that into the cost of the dinner,

because I know the journey. My waistline jams me up. I'm surprised you're pretty thin today, though. You're walking low. It fluctuates. You don't hang on to them when you get back down? I do, but by that time, they got a couple mothball holes. Bell bottoms aren't in anymore.

Yeah, the bell bottoms aren't in anymore. Bell bottoms aren't in anymore. Mothball holes, where you living? I got the wrong season. You know, I got like a beige, but I'm in January. I got a christening. What do you know about, I'm sorry, do you know about all that? Do you know when to wear what as far as colors? Yeah, I think you go darker in the winter.

Uh-huh. And I think you go pink when you get. Don't wear red in LA either. And some of it is locational. Sure. Yeah, Philly don't matter. Don't matter. Don't matter in Philly, as long as of it is locational. Sure. Yeah. Philly, don't matter. Don't matter. Don't matter in Philly.

As long as you got. Sweats in a blazer. Put a McNabb jersey on and you're good to go. I went to a one-year-old birthday party of my wife's friend this weekend in the encompassed area of Philly, which is Jersey. Sure. Very Philly cultured.

It was a Philly- one year old birthday party. Oh shit. For a kid that I could clearly tell was going to grow up to be a bitch. It was the father's wish, pushing it on him. Really? Baseball cookies. Oh he's really throwing, he's pulling out all the stops. Yeah, Big League Chew, grab bags, and everyone was wearing Philly jerseys.

What did you wear to that? I wore, I might be wearing the same outfit. Yeah, I might be in the same outfit. I was kind of shorts in it. I was kind of on the new comfortable on. Oh, yeah. On clouds or something. There's Swedish or Norwegian or something.

OK. Yeah. And an unhappy look on my face. Shorts. No, you didn't go jersey. You stepped out of it. Well, it wasn't. Oh, no.

You don't wear jerseys. I wasn't close enough to the crew. Gotcha. Yeah. And plus, I would have shown up in a Yankee jersey, would have started wasn't close enough to the crew. Gotcha. And plus, I would have shown up in a Yankee jersey, would have started a brawl. Fist fight. Fist fight at a one-year-old birthday party.

Cops show up. You're beating up a five-year-old. I'm talking about baseball cake. He hit the baseball cake with the bat. It was full, Philly. I don't think anyone there had a passport, to be honest with you. How was the grub? How was the spread?

Grub was good. Yeah, Italian family, was the grub? How was the spread? Grub was good. It was good? Yeah, Italian family, so the grub was excellent. Nice house? It was in a banquet hall. It was in a banquet hall. I can smell that place. A banquet hall that needed a reno. A lot of them do out there.

They got chaffing dishes that are about 45 years old. I mean this place, I mean it looked like Tooties. It was a little like a lot of plank wood. Oh, yeah Yeah, I don't think they changed it since the 80s the sternos or just zippos. Yeah Running we went into the game room and they had the basketball shoot, but it was a carpenter made it So it was like built out of wood and painted black and one of the rims was down. Yeah, somebody done somebody dumped on it black and one of the rims was down. Yeah. Somebody dumped on it.

Somebody, yeah, kids were crawling all over it. Chain net. Yeah, they had a Star Wars, Star Wars, Video game? Video game. Really? It was a really, I don't think it's changed since the 80s. I'm always amazed with those places.

All of a sudden the kitchen is just there and the kitchen looks like no one has ever cooked in it since the 50s. Well, because they, the business is so sporadic in a banquet hall, right? It's so seasonal, you're doing what? You're doing proms. You got, yeah.

Proms, Christenings, Easter. We do our Christmas parties out. My family's so big, we have to have one. We rent one out in Philly, and our Christmas party's there. It's a real middle class, like, jamboree. Get to get a banquet hall. Oh, yeah. Because you can't really bring people over to the home,

because then you've got to take the seats off the covers. Sure. You can't be taking a plastic off the counter, the whole nine yards. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because you can't really bring people over to the home, because then you've got to take the seats off the covers. Sure. You can't be taking a plastic off the couch the whole nine yards. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People wearing their dirty shoes in your rec room. It's like having a party on a basketball court. That old one in Florida.

You know what I mean? Sometimes even the basketball net's raised up to the ceiling like it's a big gym. Yeah, yeah. Tough luck. But before we get into it, what were some, because you grew up, you know, you were of age in the, in the eighties, right? You were a teenager in the eighties?

Nineties. Nineties. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry. From my, my fifties? I'm close though. Yeah, I wasn't, I didn't say the sixties. You weren't off, yeah, you weren't off that far.

Walking around in a zoot suit listening to Cab Calloway. You're flashing, You make the scene. My first appearance was that night at the improv. I'm fucking. Who books that, by the way? What was not alive, whoever it is looking back, what was one choice where you were like that? Like, because specifically at that time, fashion choices were very

they were big swings, huge, huge, like the fucking Zcav or something. Like what was the, where you look back, like damn, that was a tough one. I think I was part of the generation that made the switch from shoe to sneaker. Where sneaker became socially acceptable. On a suit, like? Suit, just any, no, not on a suit yet.

That came later. That came 2000s. That was hip hop, did that. That was 2000s. That was hip hop did that. That was 2000s. Once Jay-Z started wearing suits and like button ups. But sneakers like all the time, you know, like going to school in sneakers. A lot of schools you were supposed to wear shoes.

Really? Yeah, but like then the sneaker. I was supposed to wear shoes. Yeah, like my family would always give me a hard time about sneakers. To put on a sneaker, you're going out. It was like a civil rights movement for sneakers, and I was part of it.

Yeah. They're at the sit-ins. Well, you only wore your sneakers when you got to gym class. You'd throw your Chuck Taylors on or whatever they were. Well, geez, you guys are making me in the 50s again. He's shooting underhanded and shit. Ooh-wah, ooh-wah, ooh-wah.

I got my draft card. God damn it. They pulled my number. He's sending me to Vietnam Great era of music Yeah, I was talking to one of my cousins we were asking the kids Last weekend when I was home was I what do you guys listen to people would ask people that The the one kid was like I don want to listen to uh 60s and 70s all classic rock. Are you

going to be? Yeah, I think I do that too. I always put on like 70s rock. It's a great era. It's good. It's easy. Easy listening. Yeah. Timeless too. It's nice. Real timeless. Yeah. I I realized we're getting older because I saw Seinfeld last

night. It was on TV land. Whoa. That's it. Yeah. I'm a big me TV guy. You know what that is? No. What? Meat TV? Meat TV. It's real old school stuff. Gilligan's Island, All in the Family, MASH. It's running all day. It's okay. Yeah, once you start watching those, I think you're officially older. Yeah. Yeah. Once you start doing nostalgia watching, I watched an episode of the Jetsons the other day. Whoa. Yeah. It was on. It was available. I think they have them like on hula or whatever I went down They predicted a lot of stuff, right? They really think about it sure yeah, she's got like automatic buttons everywhere Dishwasher stuff like that. I mean, it's pretty accurate. I mean, it's not like they wrote that in the joining

Yeah, like they got 60s though. I think that shows from the like they wrote that in the joining. Yeah. Like they had. 60s, though. I think that show's from the 60s. Yeah, it's from the 60s. Yeah. Hanna Barbera, I believe. Yeah. I think I said that. Mrs. Jetson was a piece, too.

Hanna Barbera of Hanna Barbera, his cousin, was my pediatrician growing up. Was he? Yeah, Dr. Barbera. Not to be confused with Gary Barbera, the car dealer on the North East, on the Boulevard. Based on your pictures, I would not think that would be your pediatrician.

Sure. That you had a, you were like two degrees from class. I was two degrees from a lot of residual cash. You know what I mean? A lot of mailbox money. From those pictures, I wouldn't think your parents would, you wouldn't go to a pediatrician. Take him to the vet.

Yeah, he's all right, he's just upset to feel he's lost. I'll get over it. I'll get over it. It'll be fine. So these are I Was trying to find some to really frustrate you. Yeah, and these are from a very specific time period of College yeah, when I would be trying to like I went to college I went to college Temple University I just janitor. Yeah, he's the only one in our family to have a college degree It only took me seven years. You're the first one. You graduated, right?

I graduated. From an out-of-the-funk school, or there was a scandal at it. There was a scandal. Good memory. The American University, Washington, DC. That's not defunct? No, it's a very good school. Right before I went there the What they call like the Dean or whatever? Yeah, it's been a while. I don't forget what they call

the manager yeah, he was making obscene phone calls to the students and the jerky boys No, like sexual calls, but kind of like the jerky way But um, and he got caught and then but had tenure, and he was such a good professor. He stayed. I had him as a professor. That could happen back then. Now you could be like, hey, just put him in another building, no one will know. That's actually a good point.

That was a good point. You could do that now. Hey, Pappas, what's your number? You'd have to kill him at the quad. And the funny thing is the kids wanted him to stay, because he was such a... Now the kids would be the ones asking for his head Sure, he made up real good sexy stories Back then to Israel Palestine problems happen

But back then we had more of the attitude like yeah kind of flares up like herpes every couple of months You keep it cooking. Yeah, you don't get all excited over one be like don't blow your wad It's gonna happen again a little abbreviate You'll be alright and the jokes. It's always too soon. Yeah Oh, yeah before we get into this real quick since you mentioned school What was the high school that you went to refresh? I went to York prep you went to York prep in York prep at Google. Let's see if Yannis Poppets Whether we're Robert Chambers the Central Park murder when no shit

Well, the one of the things we've been doing is to find out if people are the notable alums of their high school. Yeah, am I notable? Are you on there? I don't know, I doubt it. And if not, who do we have? Because I can't make it for some reason. I wonder if that guy's on there.

What was he, the Central Park shooter? Oh, he was major New York news. He's probably the dean of students now. His name was Robert Chambers, huge news in New York City. He went on a date or something, they went to Central Park and he murdered a girl. Robert E. Chambers? Yeah, he's probably the most famous alum from my school. The preppy killer? Yeah, holy shit!

The prep school killer. Were you there when he was there? No, no. He was probably just like, forrest, go ahead and walk her right next to him. I always get into a school right after a massive scandal. Hey, send the application in there. They need a good thing. They're hurting. We need a pretty face to smooth things over. York Prep was like the school that took like all the people who couldn't get into other schools, but their parents had just like a little money for private school. Gotcha. So it was a bunch of just, okay and... Is he on the notable alum? Strong list. All right, we start with Liv Tyler.

Yes, who I went to school with. Who I went to school with. Liv Tyler of... Yes. Aerosmith's daughter. Aerosmith. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah.

She couldn't get in anywhere better? Not that it's saying it's a bad school, but you figure she could go anywhere. Everyone back then was like wearing jabos and smoking weed and listening to hip hop and being bad. Right after that, Yanis Papas. Oh, am I notable? You're the second notable. You're number two, dog. Where on what website?

YanisPapas.com. Wikipedia. Wikipedia? I'm ahead of Robert Chambers? You're right ahead of him. He's number three. He's number three. I fucking beat Robert Chambers. All right, that's it's number three. He's number three! I fucking beat Robert Chambers!

All right, that's it for Yanni, everybody. I did it! That's the end of the episode, Lee. Too good for this show. Dude, you know they tried to kick me out of that school so bad. Why? They tried hard.

He was wearing sneakers. I was a behavior problem, just a class clown. I wasn't a bad kid. I was a class clown. You mix it up in the hallway, you ever get into a scrap? Yeah, a few of those. Yeah? New York bad kid. I was a class clown. You mix it up in the hallway? You ever get into a scrap? Yeah, a few of those. Yeah.

New York kids, you got it. What's that record looking like? Any knockouts? I win 22. Well, one-on-one probably- 16 wedgies. One-on-one's not so bad, but I never fought anyone bigger than me.

That was the rule. That was my rule. Hey, you're lucky if you were six inches smaller, I'd kick your ass, pal. My rule was not bigger than me or male. That was big. And but got stopped out a few times. In my era, you just got you got stomped out a few times. What was the scary thing about city kids and the burbs that never happened. It was always it was like it was like a

gentleman's duel from the 1800s. I'm meeting in the yard. Meet behind the gym, you get a nice circle going and you just held your own until the janitor came and broke it up. In New York it was just like you know 20 on one for no reason. Not conducive for a good nervous system. I feel like in the 90s too, stomped out became a term. That wasn't you, you got stomped out. You got stomped, you got just you got just yeah, you got snuffed

I like kicking you when you were laying you turn the corner you just like oh My favorite my favorite one I ever heard was this guy was telling the stories again, and I'm sitting there and out of nowhere boom I slumped them You're bragging about slumping a guy that's a cold My wrestling coach called it. I heard you cold cocked them. Yeah. What the fuck is that?

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while we're in this time period, at what point, who, it could have been anybody Could be like a local celebrity What was the most before you started doing comedy the most famous person you ever met first person? I could have been like, you know that a local DJ or somebody or you know, yeah Who was like gotta be big I'm trying to think You ever have lunch with Regis Feldman or no. No, I met David Dinkins once, the old mayor of New York. No shit!

David Dinkins! Mr. Dinkins, would you please be my mayor? I think maybe at his 80th or 70th birthday party, I can't remember. You were there? I was there. I got an invite. No, my mother went to law school with him. My mother went to Brooklyn Law School, and she's the same age as Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

So there was like three girls in all the law schools in New York. She was one of them. And she went to she knew Ruthie B too. She didn't know Ruthie B. Okay. But she knew David D. Whoa. If I tell you there was only three girls in the law school, you can imagine how many blacks to her. Shout out to this is after the Korean War. No Koreans either.

No Koreans. Two Italians. There was one guy. They had to pass as Irish. I think back then it was just really Thurgood Marshall and then David Dinkins. I think there was two nationwide. So you met him after he was the mayor?

I met him after he was the mayor. I met him after he was the mayor. So my mom knew him. He was 80. Were you alive when he was the mayor? Oh yeah, I was very alive for that era. Was he a good mayor? He got a bad rap. He got a bad rap.

It went him then Koch, right? No, it went him then Giuliani. He beat Giuliani and then Giuliani beat him. But a lot of people don't know, there was a lot of race riots during him. That was when there was Howard Beach, there was Crown Heights riots. Crown Heights.

This was in the 90s. This was the 90s. So Crown Heights was like real close to my house. I had friends that lived there. That was like the Caribbean versus the Jewish people, right? That's right, yeah. Which is a wild combination. So one of those heads, like.

But a hell of a barbecue, right? Nice. I'll take the jerk off the fish and leaves. Let's do it. Yeah. That was Eastern Park. Eastern Park was kind of a dividing line between the blacks on one side, Jews on the other, and they were Orthodox Jews. They were Hasidics. Old school. Yeah, they're Hasidics.

So one of those Hasidic And they don't fuck around either. Hasidic EMTs. The ambulances. They hit a black kid by accident and it just all the tension from the ambulance. They hit him by accident in the ambulance. Okay. The tension that was boiling up. Yeah. Gotcha. It just the riots. That was all into Dickens but the thing about Dickens in retrospect, he was

the one that started increasing the hires of the police force. The city started getting safer before Giuliani came in. He's the one I think that actually brokered a lot of those deals with corporations that- They get them in there and stuff like that. Get them in there. So Giuliani definitely was the hard-nosed prosecutor he was and most of the credit goes,

but a lot of it started with Dinkins. He doesn't get a lot of credit because he's black. It's sort of like Chuck Brown and Elvis. I thought he was in the 70s. I thought it went him, then Koch then and the city was in shambles No, but you were in Philly back then being in Philly might as well have been in shout out to Ed Rendell Yeah, you might have been in Europe back then. I know it was all local news. I had no idea what was going on No, yeah, remember back. It was just local news was big. Do you have a favorite local newscaster?

Ernie Anastas Of course you did. Fucking. Man, if that guy's not picturing up in a diner in New York, don't eat there. That picture is up a lot of places in diners. He's a Greek legend. Yes, he is.

Ernie Anastas. He's keep fucking that chicken. Remember that? No. You ever see that? No. It's one of the funniest maybe local news clips of all time. Keep fucking that chicken.

Some guy's doing a story. He just goes hey You're not nobody likes a tender forecast Nick keep fucking that chicken And he just said it on air shut up the bigger And keep fucking that chicken means when there's nothing in the story, and you just keep trying Keep fucking that chicken and then everyone's expressions on the desk. It's one of the fun. I watch it sometimes Local news back Those guys were stars back we were Jim Gardner Jim Gardner was on her actually just retired Yeah, yeah exactly the best

Okay, let's let's pull up a pick here for Yanni Whoa is a pick here for Yanni. Whoa. That is 21 years old. The kid on the left is dead. No, shout out to that. That's my boy, Ride Dog. Shout out to Ride Dog. He's dead.

That's that. Lucy's looks like a kid who would be dead now. Yeah, yeah. Man. Woo. I don't know if you can see the undershirt. I didn't know. So business casual was popular for some reason.

And I was trying to get laid back there. Were you working? Were you coming from work? No, that was, I would dress like I was a undertaker to go out to the bar. Hold on. You're not coming from the office there? No, I didn't have an office.

The ladies don't know that. That's the most important part. I got a pencil in my ear. Goddamn reports are killing me. I got a stack of Manila folders. The ladies don't know. That's what it's about. Are you kidding me?

That was the best I ever looked. That was my prime. So you went home to your mom's house and undid your tie and got in your bed. That's exactly what happened. God damn traffic. What? You tapped your John Crook photo and went down.

You can never make fun of me again I know I'm not proud of it for some reason that was cool Did you want people to think that you were working here? You were a college student? No, I was probably I probably graduated at this point. This was probably 20 21 22 I was labor. I was I was I was digging ditches at the top I had nothing you probably see the dirt under my fingernails you look like you just started selling real estate you just looks like you're selling I'm about to take the test it looks no it looks like you're celebrating failing the test but almost

yeah next time I just rented a studio apartment out I made 250 and you got the mohawk going with the Bruce Willis little bit of a brawl and the hair started going right about that yeah the Bruce Willis The hair started going right about that Bruce Willis was strong right there Oh widows peak that looks like your kid right there Yeah, his graduation party that's the look cuz the girls were dating old like the 21 year old started dating like, you know 27 year old I think that's the look on the left. That's not good either. That's a man. That's all right He's going to a Christmas party. Yeah, I mean, no, that's a mix of a few looks.

Yeah. He's got the button down with the sweater over. Uh-huh, that was big, dude. The button down is way too big, so he got it off the rack. Uh-huh. I mean, look at his, he had to cuff back these things because he was too long. Cuff back, he got the chain hanging.

And then he pulled the chain out. He got a chain out, he's a yanny. He got to, he got to. He's the pop of school address. But you can't pull a chain out over two articles of clothing. Multiple shirts, that pop of school address. But you can't pull chain out over two articles of clothing. Yeah, you can't. That's multiple shirts. No, you can't do that. I've pulled the chain out a lot. That's like a lure when you're fishing. You put that little sparkle in the water. Nothing to see here, ladies. Flash the chain on them. Shake the keys. Let's go. Yikes. Yeah. All

right. This is all that same. That's you. I got iced. Somebody got fired. So, this is you. This is same time period. That's my buddy's shirt. My buddy Phil's famous Stars and Straps shirt. You put on a couple LBs at this point. I was

getting a lot of a lot of heavy drinking. Yeah, a lot with you is just. That was jeans and sandals. That was that. Oh Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. New Jersey Shore. Jeans with flip-flops. Yeah, a little late night wah-wah hoogie. Man, you had a slice of pizza five or 10 minutes before after that picture was taken. You were not supposed to make it in New York City, my friend.

No. Do you want to know, you know, the first time I ever came to New York was in college. No one in my family ever, it's like this might as well be in Europe. Yeah, yeah. It's the moves in the audience on Ricky Lake. Is that where you came to be? I think a lot of people did make that travel to be like Ricky Lake or they went to White Plains to be on Jerry Springer. You get the 73 bucks in a ham sandwich. Our boy got bed bugs from doing that on the bus. So this is a real summer night. That summer night summer night in Philly?

That summer night, curbs of Philly, the boys are out. Warm case of beer. Warm case of beer in the back. Yeah, affordable beer everywhere. Affordable beer, Coors Lights, that's what it was. Coors Lights, Miller Lights, I like it. It was tough. That's a real Philly night right there.

That's it. Yeah. Probably got laid that night though, huh? I did not. I remember that night swinging a miss. Three, four, five runs right off camera. And I hate the jeans and sandals. I hate them.

That was the most, you know, there was no- Were the jeans hanging over the sandal, like hitting the ground, getting dirty at the bottom? Man, I had a pair of those. Sometimes I'd roll them up. That's if I felt like I was European, you know? When they started to fray and they would just get wet gunked on the bottom. Yeah, just ride it out.

I put my legs up on the couch, my mom be like, what are you doing with that? Freaking out on. Yeah, man. Those genes are coming back a little bit. They're coming. They're bagging. The kids are the kids are going back. Are those true religions? Oh, never, never, dude. Those were, those were like, like a prayer. Yikes. I think this is the phase where I wasn't wearing

underwear either. Oh, you're free balling. You didn't go to that phase? Free balling in jeans in the summertime. I would do it if I ran out, if I didn't do laundry, but I wouldn't do it intentionally. I went through a whole period. Where you would do it if I ran out if I didn't do laundry, but I wouldn't do it intentionally I went through a whole period where you would do it intentionally. Yeah, I wouldn't wear jean. I thought I was sexy I wasn't wearing jeans or I wasn't they were elastic waist That I didn't wear socks that looked during lacrosse in college all through college. I never wore socks. Yeah. Yeah big vibes Yeah, I think those are all fucked up now. I think we got two more. Whoa kippy Whoa? This is an earlier. This is college. Yeah I think we got two more whoa kippy This is an earlier this is college yeah

Can I talk to you about Jesus Christ? We can tell the year by the hair lock yeah, yes this was pretty it's that didn't start going yet This is us probably 20 years old here. What are you doing? Drinking dude. I didn't I was bad lost dude. He's got a full head of hair He's having a great time same tie too by the way. Oh for sure and I couldn't untie it because I didn't know how to tie it. So this whole fake business casual style was like in your crew hard. This I think was a fancy night this is like the Christmas like we're gonna dress up as you know. So still again not working where you need to wear a tie. No and a fancy night. I had an express credit card that they made me open and

jammed on my credit for eight years, dude. So I was buying all this stuff on credit and never paying it. So this was a fancy night in a basement. It was a row home in North Philly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's the gimp in the back? I don't know. Was it Christmas time?

It was a Christmas, maybe. I feel like it was. The lights are up, so I'm sorry. That don't mean anything. I mean, the lights are up songs are up that don't mean I mean The lights are up over a doorway Which party room right? Yeah Doobies down there typically you don't see him over a door. No, it's bad man. It's bad time It's confused can cause a confused kid dude. I was trying to make it work dressed like Avril Lavigne

Long cold night, huh, Kipri? Yeah. Holy shit. I think the last one is a tough look. The best part of these pictures is that you didn't have a job. Oh, look at the jeans. How's the divorce going, buddy? Yeah.

That's all Express credit card right there. I think I bought it that day. Those jeans are bootcut jeans. I got my Express credit card right there. I think I bought it that day. Those jeans, they're boot cut jeans. I got my dad's old shoes on. Too big. Dude, you look like an Albanian at a wedding. That looks like the fanciest night out for a guy in Albania.

That was probably one of the fanciest nights of my life. It was a girl's 21st birthday party. Her parents got her a party bus and we went to the city go clubbing. I remember that age, I know that age where it's just like you have no concept that the t-shirt under the white shirt shows as much as it does. Yeah. And that all you got to do is put on a button down and you're in a fancy situation. I might as well be going to the White House in this. That's how this was like, what are you wearing? Like, I bought that outfit. Are you wearing water shoes? What are those? What is that footwear?

That's a pair of Aqua socks, dog. Come on, dude. Those are 100% Kenneth Kohl's. Shores are Kenneth Kohl's. I don't do that. I don't. Remember for a while, the Kenneth Kohl with the flat in the front? I wore those about five years after they were in style. And I remember you seeing me for the first time and like what are you a cobbler? Because I got them from my brother. I had no idea that they went out. I had a pair of Skechers that had that in the front. They were the sneaker shoe.

Yeah. Remember this the leather Skechers? I remember when those came in early 2000s the shoe sneaker is when that started. Yeah. Half sneaker. It looks like you're about to go rock climbing too. Half sneaker.

These things are tough. Or you're going to ride like a bike in the Tour de France. Half sneaker, half shoe, part golf shoe. Because the tread went up in the back a little bit. Man, look at it. That was me. This was the time when I really was trying to be cool. I didn't know anything.

21, thought I was going to be in business or whatever. That hands on about $3 in that pocket. Yeah. Clutching your last 20. We were going down to a $20 open bar. Yeah. $2. It used to be $10 an hour, $20 at the door. You get a two hour open bar at Tiki Bob. Yeah, you're full of confidence in this photo. Yeah, full of life. You like a pose, too, don't you, Kippy? I can throw a hip. Yeah. I can throw a fucking hip.

Somebody's got their arm around, you know? Yeah. One that got away, huh? So many house parties in Philly. Yeah. Yeah, this is someone's house as well. It's just someone's parents' house. Yeah.

Yeah. This is someone's parents' house in the Burbs. Yeah. Hanging out, man. With a girl. There's a girl there. Yeah. Yeah.

Obviously, I'm not going gonna put her on this fucking, or her on this. Andrea Di Damanti. Her dad's an orthodontist. Doddy Mahoney. Her husband now is definitely a landscaper. Owns his own company. What happened to the name Doddy?

Doddy was a good Irish name. Doddy was a good Irish name. That girl smoked cigarettes. Oh, dude, Dod daddy was my whether it was the secretary at my dad's office dotty and she smoked the long ones yeah at the desk just go in the Andrew was hey daddy I go hey daddy I talked to my dad who we okay don't want second like like you're calling 911 no no emotion no hey how you don't one second dispatcher

That sir calm down That name didn't make it That didn't make it Esther didn't make it Ethel Love a Mary Katherine Mary Katherine was named Mary Katherine Wow yeah Katherine to I love Katherine There are no Mary Katherine's that have less than six siblings That's an Irish. Yeah, that's an Irish family. That's something that every Catherine. Yeah, that's a girl. It's gonna bruise Well, yeah, we got a lot of Kate's Kathy Kathleen's it's all we're all very very you know, I enjoy Kathleen

Oh, yeah, we're real dirt. We have so many cousins. There's I'm Kevin and there's another Kevin cousin Where were you banging when they were doing house parties. Where were you mixing it up? We were doing basement parties. People's houses? Yeah, my parents were always gone. My mother would go to Greece for the summer after they divorced. And my basement became known as the Robo Lounge. The Robo Lounge. Because my nickname in high school was Robo Cheese Man. Alright, you're going to have to back up on that one. Robo Lounge. The Robo Lounge? Because my nickname in high school was Robo Cheese Man.

So I would come. All right, you're gonna have to back up on that one. Yeah, it's just. Robo Cheese Man? That was the Robo Cheese. Sounds like you sold light bags. Yeah. So I was just the funny one. So my name was Robo Cheese Man, then the Robo Lounge, we'd have the girls over.

Uh-huh. And we'd smoke weed. Smoke weed in the basement? Smoke weed in the basement. And this was, you guys had a walk-up. You guys, or you guys had like a townhouse. Brick townhouse. Brick, a brownstone.

Two-story brick, no, it wasn't a brownstone. No? Brick town, it's different, the brownstones have the steps. New this was, you guys had a walk-up. You guys, or you guys had like a townhouse. Brick townhouse. Brick, two-story brick. No, it wasn't a brownstone. Brick towns are different. The brownstones have the steps. The brick townhouse is just bricks. Gotcha. It's like a door. But it was your basement. It wasn't like the, like the public washing machine wasn't next to you. No, no, no. Okay. It was our basement. There's a vending machine in there. Hey lady, why don't you buy me a Coke and a bag of pretzels. Because I assume most of your boys, they lived in apartments, right? So you couldn't machine in there. Hey lady, why am I getting a bag of pretzels? Because I assume most of your boys, they

lived in apartments, right? So you couldn't hang out there. Some of them lived in apartments, not big buildings. I grew up in Brooklyn. So it wasn't like homes. Yeah. So but there was those like pre-war apartment buildings, right? My buddy Jesse pre-war apartment building. Would you party up on the roof? Would you go to roofs? Go to the roof? We go to roofs. For sure. Roofs, basements, benches. Huge. Benches. Yeah. Park benches. Make a move on the broads on the benches. On the benches.

I was your coach though. I was like, I might as well bet I was driving your own car, baby. How you doing? Blow jobs on the basement steps outside. Really? Yeah. With spiders. Romantic. On the basement steps outside. Summer nights, there's spiders, there's mosquitoes, but you get in a blow. Sounds like a classy girl. Yeah. I'm not taking you out back to the spider land, Toots. Kids were creative finding like adult spots, like this is my spot. Like hey, I can take you back to this spot, basement stairs, basement.

Really? I think we all were very creative when you had a girl. You had to find, you had to find real estate. Not me, I don't know if you saw how I was dressed. I wasn't really clothes and tail. He's telling us woes of some guy that works at a pizza shop. I look like I manage a Jiffy Lube and I'm real serious about it. I was this close Marty, I was this close.

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car and you didn't have a car? I didn't learn how to drive till I was like 26. Yeah, no cars in New York City. We did train. So you never did a smooch out session in a car in college. Yeah, I got blowies. Yeah Blow he's in cars Get a boy where you're driving Sometimes I just am sad that that's all over. My wife is never gonna blow me when I'm driving. Yeah, you can't ask your wife to blow you while you're driving.

There's two kids in the back, with your mother-in-law. It's a totally different situation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't be doing it. You're in the school drop-off line. Right, there's car seats. It's over. It's over. That's over. And sometimes it's sad. just it's over that it's over. That's over sometimes. It's sad Sometimes it's very sad Like driving and getting up below you would want one now You would want one now of course and the teconic Parkway

Sitting in gridlock traffic yeah, I next to you there's an Amazon van looking down Block traffic. Guy next to you and there's an Amazon van looking down on you. He's just mouthing over. Get blowies. I get blowies, dude. Robo Cheese is back. Oop, oop, oop. Can't stop the kid, huh?

You couldn't wait to get back to the stairs. You didn't get blowies in cars? I gave a couple. Hey, the rent's rent, baby. You know what I'm saying? Nah, it was never me. Nah, I don't got the peace for it. I don't have the peace for it either.

I don't think that's a requirement to get a blowie. Dude, if that was a requirement to get a blowie... Where am I going to find all the spiders? 80% of American men would get no blowies. None of us would. It always got in my head. It got in your head, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you a responsible driver?

Is that why? You just didn't have the confidence to make it happen. What? Driving? Driving? Why are you doing? I don't think ever. I did it. I did it in taxis a lot when I first moved to New York. Yeah. Now you're lying.

It's like, how can I get on this party? Yeah, I treated when I I moved when I was broke. Hey sir I don't have any money but uh. I'm going open Mike but all these chicks just line up to blow me taxis I can't afford. Can you get me to Washington Heights? I'll make it worth your while. You've been blown by a guy and wearing a tie? You stink.

You can't laugh Cabs. No you fucking did it. No you didn't dude. I did I ain't lying that was my move. I Did I lie that was my move More of a subway guy where I was wherever I would land a late a nice lady from it was about an hour and a Half back to my apartment. I couldn't take her on the a train for three hours I had to empty my bank account take a cab up the West Side Highway so much small talk account take a cab up the West Side Highway. So much small talk. In yellows or car service? Yellows. Yellows.

There was a time when to have Uber you had to be a multimillionaire. Yeah, yeah. And you had to own property. The yellows play ball too. They play ball because there's the language barrier, which is great. And the actual bad. There was at least an actual bar. Actual like crime barrier.

Nobody gave a shit I think the Rosa has the joke the back of a yellow cab was like international waters. No one gave a fuck No, it's also I've said I've been documented when you get you get pick you up drunk if you're going somewhere You'd be like can I smoke in here? Yeah, I got you know, I know it's down He goes I'll have one with you Yeah, and you share in a fucking heater with some guy from another country and it's you're just all bonding over a Ziggy bumpy ride though you ain't lying. No shock they're blown. I remember being in the backseat of a cab with like I'm a little smoky. So, how long you in town for? A doctor, really?

You're lying to yourself. You look good, by the way. Thanks, buddy. Yeah. Thank you. Still on the Ozempi? I just got back on it. I got a little cocky. Put on a couple of pounds and now I'm on it and I'm trying to really shift it into actually making a move here. Not just relying on the Ozempi. Right, right. You're right. Okay. But I remember being in the back of a can.

That's a no. That was a real Dinkins answer, a nope. I'm tough on crime though. I remember being in the back of a Yellowcat with about ten cans already whipped just driving around just crushing it The guy didn't give a shit That was a sad night But you had it that it's anyone who crawls into the back seat of a yellow with ten cans They're doing with it. Yeah, I was coming down off the slopes pretty bad

So I had I hit a bodega wherever I was had to be something Yeah, yeah, so you're just back there just banging them. Yeah Hey buddy keep the meter running hey man you party You were just getting ripped off whipped cream The nitrous that is one of the fattest stories I've ever heard in my life. He was humping the nitrous. Oh, you were humping the nitrous. Oh, you thought he was just eating 10k.

You thought he was back there eating Cool Whip? Yeah, I thought you were just back there eating 10k. That must have been a bad set. After two and blow? Oh, I get it. You were getting high off of it. Yeah. He was also tasting it a little bit.

Yeah, I mean, yeah. One for them, one for me, Tied Drake. In order to get to the gas, don't you got to get rid of the cream? You got to get through it a little bit. Yeah. I don't think you reported it. I don't think you reported it. I don't think you reported it. I don't think you reported it. I don't think you reported it. I don't think you reported it. He was also, he was tasting it a little bit. Yeah, I mean, you know what? One for them, one for me, that drink. In order to get to the gas, don't you gotta get rid of the cream?

You gotta get through it a little bit. I don't think you were pouring it out the window. That's good cream right there. Oh my stomach hurts, dude. What human beings would do to feel good. Yeah. Amen, amen. They talk about chasing the dragon yeah that sounds like a rock bottom no did that now he had another ten years of that

there's definitely a pebble if I catch myself in a yellow huffing huffing fucking chemicals off of fake sugared if I. The line, I catch myself in a yellow. Hey, what are you doing in there? Ah. Ah. Just imagine a guy driving by while he's in that cab just seeing him like, yeah, just with two of them. Just like, two to the head.

That guy's having a tough night. The music's bumping. Talk about need to be put out of your misery Make a left into the Hudson. Yeah Must've had a tough set that night Tonight shouldn't call back So glad it worked out for you guys cuz it very well could have not worked out sure Yeah, I mean yeah all cards are stacked against us. Yeah, it should know worked out Not too attractive guys

You seen them pictures. I had a pretty good future ahead of me Good yeah, Philly done good those yellows. I missed those yellows. I missed them man. I never go yellow anymore. I did one time because like I you know I Sympathize with them the uber came in and ruined a lot of their lives a lot of people thought I was you know They had to pay like a million dollars for those fucking but it's going back though. It's going back They're getting a little there people are hopping in cabs more and a little starting to integrate him a little bit sometimes You call for an uber and then one of those guys pull up Yeah, I think they could take the bulletproof glass down at this time. Just put a camera up now

No, I like it. Forget that you like this But when you stop short and you bang your knees into that Privacy back there. Yeah the smell too sure smelly yellow smell. Yeah, well It's better you get an uber to goddamn fucking four pounds armor all you're slipping all over the place like your Nancy Carrigan That would felt like you had it locked and loaded you like I'm gonna work a Nancy Carrigan reference into this what That on a bingo card or something What? Is that on a bingo card or something? Alright, uh, Pterodactyl everybody.

Fat guy Mad Lib. Yeah. You did mention you were getting some work done at the house up there. What's going on up there? Yeah, we got a new patio. And a new addition. You put an addition on that? I called Tootie up, I said, can I get the name of your contract?

Does he go, does he make it 99 miles down to the city? He does cousin Mike did it He loves side work shout out cousin Mike. Yeah cousin Mike came over through a nice addition We kind of doubled the size of the head. Are you kidding? What are we talking about? Take this back a step We're talking about we took down a wall and now we got an open concept kitchen kitchen now currently fits nine. Whoa nine open concept kitchen. Kitchen now currently fits nine. Whoa. Nine. Nine. Seating, no, I'm talking bar seating, counter seating, and middle island seating. I'm talking, I'm a fucking entertainer. Lifestyles that are rich and famous. I got nine seated in my kitchen. That's pretty nice. Too happy our apps in there.

Yeah, I mean, too, you guys could- Want me to get some of the boys come over? Yeah. Call up Ride Dog? I need more parties at this point. And then got and then I got a patio fire pit outdoor kitchen And here's the kicker outdoor television. Whoa, is it an actual outdoor or is it an indoor outdoor television? You have an overhang. What's an indoor on an outdoor? It's an indoor and I know I'm really by the outdoor you buy your cheap indoor go on buy one next year Why do they make outdoor TV? Yeah, they make like weather TV. Aren't they movie screens? No they're just really expensive so what you gotta do is get an indoor, indoor put it outdoor and then you take it down to winter. Sure. But you don't tell anyone it's an indoor TV in the summer. No. You just go I got an outdoor TV. My brother my brother's spinning that lie on everybody comes over yeah yeah yeah and they get the TV. Yeah. That dude. That thing's frostbite. It starts raining and he freaks out.

All right, kid! Wait, back this up a little bit. So who came to this decision? How did this come about? We wanted to do it. Yeah? And we got kids. So the house officially went, we went from a three bedroom to a four bedroom. We bought the house. It was a three bedroom, one and a half bath. Now we're sitting at a nice fourbedroom one and a half bath now We're sitting at a nice four-bedroom three and a half bath because I tossed the full bath in the basement fully renovated as well

No, you said the basement done too at the base, but that was I had done that I'd done that that was the first project So I did that first So now we're talking water in a basement or now I got a fridge in the basement No, I'm saying no, I'm saying do you get will you get flooded in a basement or not happen? What happened what after or after the reno situation before to run after the run. Oh Yeah, it's some pump going gotta get Roto-Rooter over there and called State Farm Jake where to fuck you got the addition And everyone's involved in the insurance fraud What do you mean?

Me, the... Don't be fucking saying that Everyone bumps up, I mean insurance companies, I mean I guess they fuck us but we've kind of fucked them too right? Well a lot of times you call like the guy, you know you need a roo roo, he'll be like alright that's 80 grand, it's like you can even get out of the car pal Nobody cares They are pretty, the insurance companies are pretty good with that stuff. They do pay out. But I'm talking about the Roto-Rooter guys who are like, yeah, just mark it up to this. Say you got that couch is done.

And I'm like, what's kind of an outdoor TV? Yes, it is an outdoor TV. He was helping me. He was like, you know, I do this all the time. Just, you know, he's like, you want a new couch? You want a new couch? I was like, yeah, I want to be sitting here on a moldy ass counter. Yeah, you can't because you got to do it that way because otherwise if you lowball yourself,

yeah, then you got mold in the couch. That's all on the up and up. Yeah, it's all the up and up. I'm sure they know that going in. Yes. It's like when you own a bar, you know. There's going to be some, what is that, shrinkage? Shortage?

Seepage? Yeah, there's going to be. You're going to lose, people are going to give give free drinks. They're gonna skim a little off spillage spillage. Yeah. Yeah, so wait So you mean you knocked that did the whole thing, huh? How long did that project take six months? You're living in a construction. We were living in a construction site for six months. It was not great They're popping stuff. I would only do it once I'll never do it again. You had the boys in there No during the construction time Yeah, no, did you have the construction guys were all yeah, they were in there tarp up working on the other side babies crying We're all jammed in there all the furniture's in the living room can't move around

Awful good guys good guys you throw I mean you know Mexican guys you offered him a drink, huh? You offered him a drink water coffee all the time my wife and mother-in-law are constantly water coffee. I say calm down This doesn't they're not working for free. Yeah Now I'm out ten bucks a day in court. What about a sandwich you throw a lunch at him My mother-in-law is good at that if she's got a little spiny coffee time the refrigerator she made. Yeah Yeah, I'm pretty sure one of them stole a pair of my sneakers They're missing. Really? Yeah. I don't want to turn to my mother and just get paranoid.

But I Jordan's know they were proud of sneakers and I can't find. What were they doing up there? Those on the top shelf wait for a fancy night. OK, you know, it really is a sneaker guy. What are they doing up in the bedroom? They were making the bedroom was added. So we had a second floor added too? No, no. Just first floor.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. My house has got big windows now. Just looks out. Living a suburban dream out there, you are. It's a real beautiful... It's a party house now. It's a real indoor outdoor party house.

Have you had a party? Have you entertained yet? No, we're about to have you guys coming up. I want you guys up. Love it. Yeah. I'm there. Hit me up. I'll come up. I bring good gifts, too. You do. Classy brought a bottle of Lagervulin. Schl it. Yeah. I'm there. Come on. Come up. I bring good gifts. You do class. He brought a bottle of Lagervulin. Yeah.

Now you have a Lagervulin. Uh huh. With two verzies for his barbecue. That one time was very nice. I'll bring some ready whips. Yeah. Yeah, it was the wife. The wife in bed. Yeah. This place was great, Yachty. But the patio is key. You need outdoor space. Otherwise, what's the point of living not in the city? Does it open up so you can like in the summer if it's nice you can have the doors open you get the coffee

You walk right out in the back. I got a slide glass. I mean, it's just it's beautiful out there. Yeah nice Like very light stone with a black border. I mean, it's just it looks like you could be in Westchester. Yeah or or it kind of looks a little Greek and kind of look a little Mykonos. Really? Yeah. I think that's probably a bit of a stretch but I'll play with you. I've been on your street. There ain't no fucking Mykonos. So what like olive and lemon trees? No, not exactly. Not exactly You know, there's an indoor outdoor TV. Couple of squirrels with mustaches. That's it. There's Greek people in it. Yeah, yeah. Got the blue roof going. Yeah. Santorini. It's all that white cuck. Someone's cooking

omelets. Do you have a do you have an evil eye in the house? Yes, two of them. We've got a can. Yeah, you got a Greeks a Greeks you got put the evil eye and then your mother-in-law does her homemade spinach pie Huh, she's a she's Greek. She's born in Greece, so I bet she cooked Oh, she throws good stuff down just Greek food all the time. It's always good. She doing musaka. She doesn't musaka What's the other one? Bastetio yeah, it's like Greek lasagna. Oh, yeah, she does it all like a little sweet though. Yeah Zempix working I slip it out of Greek lasagna, it's good. Yeah little cinnamon in there. Mm-hmm touching nutmeg. Yes

You know, you know, it's going on The problem with my mother-in-law is she's got a massive sweet tooth and she leaves sweets around all the time. You can't leave sweets out. You just can't do that to people. What are you doing to keep it tight now? I try to stay away from her. Yeah?

As much as I can. You're getting active? You're walking? I've been boxing for about a year and a half, two years. Throwing hands. With who? Sergert Chacon. Shout out Sergert. You thinking about getting in the ring? I'd love to. Yeah. I've been throwing hands for a year and a half, two years, throwing hands. With who? Serge? Serge, Serge Chacon.

Shout out Serge. Shout out Serge. You thinking about getting in the ring? I'd love to. Yeah. I'd love to fuck someone up. Yeah, I mean, I fell in love with boxing. It's just a great, after basketball,

like I haven't done anything, and now I've found something that- Can you say that you retired from the pros? Yeah. After basketball, I'm finding a new meaning in life. You didn't want to go into broadcasting? Yeah. Yeah.

The Greek phenom. The honest pop is too on too off. Hit you with the tzatziki. After basketball. But don't you think sweets should not be left out? That's a... I'm not a sweets guy. You can't walk by sweets out.

I agree. Chicken finger shouldn't be out. No. I was at a party in Philadelphia and they had the Chick-fil-A platter, the nug. I agree. Chicken Finger shouldn't be out. No. I was at a party in Philadelphia and they had the Chick-fil-A platter. Yeah. Nugget platter. That's a problem. Man. Oh,

that's that's. I was crushing them Jones. Yeah. It's too I have too much of an emotional attachment to it that like something something to me. It's too homey. It's too nice to have that. I can't explain it like when that's out there. It's warm, it's comforting. Yeah. Yeah.

And you just want and and you think about like people like TV and movies and normal people, they just have like a half of brownie or whatever. I'm crushing the whole tray. Yeah, you can't have it out. It's got it's like a gun. Yeah. You

know, you can't have your gun out. It's gotta be stored. Sure. Like separate from the ammunition. It's like sweets have to be stored. They come out for the party. They can't just be left out on a regular Tuesday It has to be party and that's it you can't have it down there needs to be a lot No, it's got to be like a law. It's that we need like sweet regulation laws for fucking mother-in-law's guy sounds like a commie

It wasn't control my goddamn brownie intake, you know hey guys rationing the macaroons over here. S-my-D, this is America. Do you know what I'm talking about though? She's talking about- Pass, I know what you're talking about, I can't control myself. She leaves the Entenmans out, like she just leaves them out. And she can just have, does she even eat them? She does, but she's like a toothpick.

So she has like a half one, she just leaves them out. So if I'm ever hungry at all, see I don't have a sweet tooth either, but if I'm hungry at all, you walk past that, you're doing four donuts Yeah, cuz I'm hungry for a meal, and you can't just walk by a fucking doughnut who can what kind of psychopath? Yeah, can walk past a doughnut. I don't touch him a ten-foot pole. It doesn't have any alcohol in it Fucking game I'd have a I have a heater doughnut the fireball croquettes

You're you're in the burbs now And he set a scene Wife laid down kids are asleep. You just had dinner whatever time to jerk off He sneaks in at a bedroom or the new third bit out of the master But you come into the kitchen it still smells like the kitchen was just cleaned up It's nice and clean and on the island or on the counter Masturbatorium is he coming to the kitchen. It still smells like the kitchen was just cleaned up. It's nice and clean. And on the island or on the counter, it's like you got the soft lighting

with a recess lighting, maybe. But the big lights are off. Yeah. And then there's a box and it's the fucking worst. Yes. And then you hit it and you nailed it. The main lights are off. And then those two little dim hang downs. I smell the dish soap a little bit. Yeah. So it's like it's got like got like a real hue, like a real like moonlight lighting and then

it's just the edamins are right there and you just pop one. Pop them. You just pop one and then you pop another and then the next thing you know you're eating sugar before bed. Right before bed and you don't sleep well and you're all jammed up. Yeah, insulin's going through the roof. Absolutely jammed up. Sugar dreams. Sugar jams you up as an adult.

Fucks you up. As a kid, you didn't jam you up. You got bad sugar? No, my sugar is okay. But if I do sugar, it's like coke for me. I'm up to like three in the morning. I'm slowly starting to notice that and like for the longest time not realizing why.

And it's like, oh, this is your insulin Yeah, your insulin is going going brazy. Yeah, as the kids say it's no good for you going brazy Is that a new one? Yeah, they got the ops going brazy, right? That's a song Yeah, instead of it knows it's for the bloods. Okay. No, we're not doing that Like donuts Everybody likes a donut. I got enough fucking enemies. I don't need them. I don't need to activate them We got to wrap it up gang what? Man goes by so quick with Yanni poppy. Oh, yeah, Yanni. What do you got coming up?

Yanni sure what the folks out there to know hit him. Yeah Yeah, he doing a road. Yeah, get a new kitchen to pay for I'd a refi. Yeah, did you refi that? What'd you do drop cash? Oh, man, what do you learn? You got a refi nice. So listen say Say Lewis help me pay for my kitchen September 5 through 7 day in your Beach, Florida September 13 through 15 Tacoma September 19 to 21 Skankfest 727 29 you guys going We're not okay. I love that skank. Love that skank festival in the business. It's a lot of fun Westniak October 11th through 13th Brea

October 27th to 25th, Milwaukee December 57th and there's more out there But those are the coming up months and listen to my podcast the honest papas. Yes Sour baby listen to it one of the best we love you so much kippy. What do you got for them guys? We are route 66 tour is gearing up starting Chicago and in LA. All tickets are on sale at RUGarbage.com. We'll see you out there at a gosh darn live show. Yeah, we'll see you down at Parks Casino on December 17th down in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. Gang, we love you. Yanni. We love you. Love you guys. See you next week.

Peace.