Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Chain Snatchers w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: August 10, 2023

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Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is R U Gurbich. So we'll show you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it at the girl to be classy. Yeah. They're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a, on a thundering day. Out back here at toe, he's in a new edition. It feels nice and cozy fire going. Rugg, what a log on.

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Yeah, the thunder storm. They haven't vaded, and they're fucking lights are down. I don't know where you are, but try to find your loved ones. I will be here. Ladies and gentlemen, we have not seen Tara. I don't know. Oh man, wow. Wow.

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You know what I wanted to ask you, it just popped into my head. What's that? Have you ever had your chain snatched? What? My chain snatched? My chain snatched Well, oh my job rule who gets their chain snatch like that You got real chain snatch face I Can see I did I I can see you high school not high school with your jerseys on out on the wildwood boardwalk at night

You have you have I just got my change snatch. Officer. I'm crying. It was mean. I popped into my head, but it did. I gotta get that back. It was mostly zinc. Jokes on him. That'll turn his neck green.

I don't know why. I know it's never been snatched. There was a period- You look like a kid that would get robbed on the boardwalk. No. And that's not an insult. Well, it's not a compliment. I don't know what to tell you.

What the fuck? What's with this guy? Comes in at my throat. You have a bad hoodie. This guy's all over the map. That was a good hoodie. That was a misdirection. There's a thunder again.

We went on a 1940s radio, River you started talking about a missing girl. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't good on that one. Okay, I'm trying to fuck that up. I was trying to think of something real good. That's what I take it from the time. Ladies and gentlemen, stay in your homes.

We have not seen terror like this. There is a chain snatcher out there. No, I did. I never got beat up on the boardwalk. I remember I had a fight on the boardwalk. It never got on the boardwalk. All the board was off the boardwalk. Have you ever been in a fight?

Yes. You ever mix it up? Yeah, we've talked about this a bunch. Oh man, just checking you. Yeah, what's that calling you fucking want to be another one Ronnie the Reacher over here hey Jack Reacher No, but I did wear a chain with a charm we called them charms back in the day. Was it half a heart? No, it was a dragon. I got it the mall. Yeah, it was like a serpent dragon,

like an S-dragon kind of. It was very like Romeo must die type stuff. And he had like four legs. I think a tongue or a fire type thing. Yeah, that's all fun and games will hit red dragons territory. Oh yeah, the fuck they come rolling up on me. Four legs, that's tongue or a fire type thing. Yeah, that's all fun and games will hit red dragon's territory Yeah, fucking come rolling up on me four legs. That's a dog. Dude. What are you doing? Why?

Because I was a dork. What do you mean why? Hence why I actually that you got your chain snatched I mean you weren't saying weren't snatching chains in junior high You know right that a principal was for that. We were out in the streets. I was saying, you know, I mean, snatching chains. No, a chain, a necklace in charms, what we call, I was 13 or whatever. Everybody had to have a cross, a something, you got them at the mall and they were like,

the chain was probably 35 bucks and the charm was probably 15 or so did you collect them like the way moms did and like it wasn't a charm like that I think that's just what we called them it was like a imagine like you know 50 cent has the big cro the big gold cross a very small subtle like tiny I'm picturing like a monopoly piece now it's probably like this big yeah you dad wasn't thrilled about dragon dad wasn't thrilled. Yeah Well, you know, it was like you know when I get the same one is like someone had like a cross And you want to get the you don't want to be just like, you know, fucking pat had this and this so I had to go a little You know a little martial art style on them fucking keep you the dragon coming at you. Yeah, I wasn't my proudest moment. I only wore it, I only wore it for a little bit, you know. Special occasion.

Oh God, so got snatched. So a dick install. No, I'm kidding. I think I polished it too much and in the silver finish came off. It's placed underneath. Yeah, I would clean it. It was, yeah, I was clean.

Yeah, I had like, I stole my mom had like a jewelry cloth. I would clean it. I gotta be, I was clean. Yeah, I had like I stole my mom had to get jewelry cloth I would clean I got to be sharp dude. I had to be fresh. You seen me. I was cool back then. What year are we talking? 2000 2000 2000 We're in charm necklaces Dre just came out with the chronic for the 99 2000 that was huge man when that album dropped to a fight wasn't wearing charm bracelets They had not braided not a charm bracelet you have the wrong picture in your head I think I got the right picture. No was it cool necklace that cool guys wore a lot I would have anything on this year year his age

I don't know he was homeschooled he probably lost it driving his Kawasaki on the highway with this katana Was I in the good light was I prospect for the Yakuza maybe all right He probably lost it driving his Kawasaki on the highway with this katana. Was I in the good light? Was I a prospect for the Yakuza maybe? All right, I'm not supposed to talk about it, but I was doing some deals, okay? I was an affiliate couldn't fit in the suit. I don't have the jacket on just the tie. Looks terrible and skinny black. I look like the waiter.

I look like the waiter at a communion bar caterer. I'm carrying in sternos. That's Kevin. He's the waiter. Yeah, I'm dragon. Wasn't my wasn't my wasn't my was my proudest moment. Okay. Like I said, popped into my head. She thought maybe, you know, in the rough and tumble streets of wildwood as a kid,

you probably had a lip on you. I know you were slow. I was, I was a pussy. I kept my, I was afraid of my own shadow. I kept my head down and fucking, as a kid, like eight or nine, I got to do just 16 year old with a goatine of mustache and I fucking wasn't making eye contact with him.

No way. Fucking wearing a tank top. He's moving. He's like, did Bidatsika get the fuck out of here, dude? Maybe a game of ski ball, Gateway 26, but I ain't mixing it up with the fucking detrash. That's down there. The hooligans. Yeah.

On the boards. You know, it scared me as a kid. The guy you would see, right, if you were like 10, 11 11 I was just always afraid of anybody older than me and a toll whatever You know some of them were real scary, but the kid that would have looking for trouble the kid that had a tattoo that wasn't 18 Where like his mom signed off on it or whatever? You know they played it real fast and loosen that household to fucking single mom signing off for a kid to get a tribal tattoo We got the hanger every once in a while Yeah, they heated up on the snow first,

doing gave him a good whack. 15 year old with a switch plate on their arm. Yeah, something like that where you're like, like, chip on his shoulder. Look at a fucking tune up pudgy over here. Yeah. That's my slice of sand switch. What?

Sorry. Yeah, I was afraid to everybody everybody especially at that young fat kid. I don't want nobody looking at me Uh-uh keep it moving head down ten and two take hippie speets. Um That never happened right and we ever take a lunch or anything like that I think I think I'm gonna school in syncing What do you talk take my lunch? Is everything just an 80s movie with bullies? Nobody ever really stole anyone's lunch like that. You ever get the ski race for the mountain?

It's like, fuck. You ever ring the homecoming elections? What are you talking about? No. Do you ever like the most popular girl in school but then found out the girl that was your friend next to you was really beautiful when you took her back? What you took her glasses off and put her hair down. I took her to prom. Yeah, no, I didn't know I didn't grow up and say by the bell. So it happened, but um,

one thing I did, I saw which was this funny reminded me of these years of those are a very early teen years of me rocking my, my, my necklace. What do they call it? I think they called it a piece now. No, like a Jesus piece, but I think that it would be bigger than this. Oh, yeah. Oh, real. And the chain was fatter too. Oh. Yeah, no, it wasn't the rinky ding thing.

This is, I want to shake up the jeweler and got ice down. That's what happened. Kippy came, Kippy came frosty. Came back from rock from rocket robins. Is that guy national one of them's national. I don't think so. Oh man. If you're out there, local fill it up your jewelry. Delaware. So you. So I think that's where the hub is. So you don't pay to sales tax on the engagement rings. You used to have a diamond in his beard. Yeah, diamond is beard. It seemed like a real prick to me.

Back in, what are you doing? What are you show off? What are you doing here? How you doing with that? Scratch of your gums. Go down on your wife. Came up with a catchy jingle though. Thank you, Robbins.

Yeah. But this reminds me, I saw kids in the park the other day, smoking weed like they do. These young h hooligans some of the doobies out of a fuck on a fucking Cocaine soda cane really which to me I we stopped doing like you were able to get I can't imagine now not being able to do your hands on papers or a onee or a blunt or something because that It wasn't ready available readily available in the in Bucks County as a 13 year old. A one hitter in the 90s? Yeah, to like send away for crack.

When I first time I saw one, I'm like, yeah, what are you? My brother had one of those dugouts with the little fucking thing. I'm like, that thing, that thing looks like you be smoking ice out of that. I always kind of low key hated those wooden dugouts. You didn't know when you were hitting wood or not? Uh, I don't know what you were smoking. If it was always bad weed in there. Somebody pulls one of those things out?

I remember like 14. I just learned what it was. I think through my brother, or maybe even younger. And then my buddy's that, remember they were the wooden thing? And they had the, yeah. They all looked the same. Yeah.

For the listener, it was the sig, the you filled the little two, there was a wooden container that had like a metal sig looking one hitter, and then you put like a little weed compartment. What do you think they're a bunch of nerds? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.

We could have fucking 13 year olds listening. These things are old school, baby. No one's still rolling around with a bat in a dugout. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh man. So my buddy's dad came in. He's got a headband on if he does. Rollin' around with a bat in a dugout. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh My buddy's dad I we were 13 14. I just learned what it was my buddy's dad came home with one in his pocket Like didn't think anybody was gonna know and I'm sitting there He's fucking fried to the girl he I'll smoke dude fucking eyes all swollen and shit

I looking his lips and fucking like like out of a movie high Probably cuz he didn't smoke that much, but he just had like him and his boy went to the six years game or something He came back lit like like a teenager high crunch I remember shooting basketball and he's like let me see it and he was like try it was all fucking You know probably smoking wet now that I look back Stopped a felt the street before the game. Yeah. My son, I was like, oh, that's what I had all him. I'm like, you're dad is your dad smokes wheat.

Like, pro, that was the first dad that I knew that I was like, oh, your dad proper smokes weed. We just had one. Yeah, one or two I think we had. Yeah. Just one. But it was never outright. You would like, we would like date like I said, we would like you go root and you'd find, you know, you'd find something. Didn't have to root too far. Sokcho or boom, single dad. I don't work every day. Go in there. Easy case.

I remember to my there was a part of trying to be vague with this. A friend had a party. I don't know if I ever told the story. A friend had a party and a lot of people went. I was like, nope, there was no kids were allowed. Like nobody was allowed at the house, like just parents only. And we were, yeah.

And my family had gone with like some other friends of, friend, you know, parents of our friends group. Okay. But it was an outside, it was a, it was a ragged and group from another Another way of life I think I have my mom well my mom for like a half hour had a fucking you know How to white at a white white line it was like I'd this aim like up I don't know if you tell me on the show you you think they were driving motorcycles and the pool and stuff It was like it was a real

It was like it was a real fucking Tudes are just squirtin lighter fluid in the fire bed It was a real fucking Passing dubies around I don't I think a little so that's all we had just assumed I we found a spoon in the bathroom the next day like a The fucking with like bent. No, not bent But it had a bunch of yellow where as it doing it was in an upstairs bit through no reason to have a sp and that was the first time. Yeah, I would be tell me about that. Maybe we stop hanging out here.

Yeah, this is a lot. So, Kakyo, I can te powder my nose, just falling out of the bathroom. She's all yours if you want. Two days later. I think there's an alcohol swab all over the around here somewhere I was like left the needle on the toilet seat for you yeah not great hey thanks Rusty

Rusty that guy's for sure Rusty woo we yeah but what do you want to tell me no I saw the kids smoking weed out of the fucking soda can and that very mind me I only ever did it two or three times it didn't feel it was like my First or maybe my second or third time smoking weed. I did it a lot and every time I thought I was gonna get all Simers because that's what they told me that's terrible Looking back even then I'm like, this ain't, you know, the first time you speak, we just like, excited.

Like, this is cool, whatever we're doing it. I was even like, this ain't good. There, we got to, you know. It's pretty trashy. Oh, I feel like I'm throwing up. It's pretty trashy. You got, but now everything's more readily available. Fucking, yeah, fucking glass bowls everywhere.

Yeah, you get them like gas stations. Yeah. Also, I don't think, I think we, can get them like gas stations. Yeah. Also, I don't think, I think we, those kids are about that life. What? Oh, they probably wasn't weed. No. No, that I'm looking, no, that I'm putting dude to two,

I got my two-tective hat on. He dorked. That's a strange way to drink a soda. Hey, you guys smoking reefer? You know, we used to use a dugout back in my day. Fucking run my pockets, snatch my chain. You kids want the one hitter? Um, but yeah.

What is the weirdest thing? I know there's never a big weed guy. That was a big booze bag documented, well documented. What was the weirdest thing you ever smoked weed out of? That's probably up there. The can. Apple was big when you were in a jam. Love an apple.

Apple was big. I feel like tea bones probably like smoked out of a snorkel or something. My brother's tuba mouthpiece. Tuba mouthpiece. Is that a weed? No, no, no, no, not a tuba. Trumpet, trumpet mouthpiece.

Okay, it's metal. Oh yeah, yeah. Did you tell him? What? Read oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Did you put it in that part and smoked out of the bottom? I did you pack a huge bowl of the trumpet and fucking hit it You get your bam except I would not never Never it doesn't work never out of the trumpet which I regret so heavily now I don't think that would have been like a serial balls worth a weed Not have that kind of weight not out of the front part but out of the you go That's what I'm talking about the front part go heavy by what you should do is a trombone Pull that back in. It's like pulling this shotty.

No, I would, you're an epic. I would use it for the bull for gravity balls. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Oh, that's great. All right. Because that was always the biggest pain in the ass about them. Finding the cap.

That was the where we used to cap. Yeah. You're going to make a cap. We got to make a cap. Ratchet was big for us. Ratchet. A ratchet head for the cap. make a cap. Ratchet was big for us. Ratchet. A ratchet head for the cap. That's good.

For the sink screen in there, ratchet, or sometimes you would get like the big socket, like the long extender, and you would just put that in just fucking crank that. You can also, I've also ripped the end of like a cable like hook up like for television. That little end with a screw, you rip that that off that works. Wow. Oh, yeah Man, I'm crafty when I need a buzz

Crafty's right word fucking Samson over here. I can rat Scary you know you're chewing through wires to get high He's my mom's contact lenses nothing He's one mom's contact lenses. Nothing? I had one buddy who would hold a, uh, he like, undid a paperclip or something and then would just hold the nug and burn the nug and like, Jesus Christ. I mean, like, that's fucking, you're out there, man. We were, we were 12 years old. Free basin kind, bud.

Swiggets, dude, that was no were 12 years old free basin kind bud. Ha ha ha Swiggets do there. That was no con that was no kind brother. He was doing that was seeds instead. I never got into that the hot knife on the other structure. I mean just fucking shoot heroin if you're doing that. That's where I'm at. Yeah the co-can and I fucking hated it every time It sucks. I never really fucking enjoyed it when I was a kid. I would just get massive fucking paranoia Massive. Oh, that's why I stopped. I didn't I mean like I said later on I'd you know I'd like it, but you're still freak out. That was no no, I'm saying every time I smoke there is an hour of Sheer terror sure and then you know, let's talk about that liquid IV. Shout out to the liquid IV.

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How long did you train hop when you were a kid? Yeah, it's real hobo shit. Yeah. Yeah, it was all fun and games until the dog died It's all fucking cross-punk shit. You're doing what happened to the dog got crushed by the train All those cross-punk kids always have dogs fucked up. Yeah, and that is fucked up. I don't like it Um, okay scare me. Oh, yeah, does car heart overalls. I'll take your life to sweet those guys. Like if I get your chain smash. That's fucking the death dealers. Those two are those guys are.

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All right, this one's from Travis. Very in the world, perfect. Didn't even plan this. This is the first question pulled. 10 dollars start up investor here, shut up to you. Is it garbage to be on probation in junior high? Yes. Yeah, for sure.

Did you, you never got, you never got, you never got snatched by the fuzz, did you? No. Either the guy got very lucky a bunch of times. Oh, we got to wait. We get, we get, we get. Where like my boys would get caught and just for whatever reason,

they just forgot about me or something. Now, nobody ever got jammed up like that. Really? Two deweys at the prom. That's high school, baby. Yeah, that jammed them up though. Oh, yeah, they had to go away to like rehab and shit like that. Really?

Yeah. Rehab. Yeah. Sounded a rehab. Yikes for like three weeks. Right there. Yeah, that's nuts't know rehab. Yikes for like three weeks. Right there. Yeah, that's not. So we didn't have that. We had everybody would get under a every all of my friends.

A good chunk of them were all on probation in. I'm talking like 13, 14, 15. Really? Yeah. All of them. They all got arrested one night. Boozen? Smoking weed, throwing like stuff at cars or something. You know, they snuck out of there all sleeping over. Someone's house, they all snuck out.

Yeah, we did. We're just getting like, you know, they were like, I think they were like throwing a hacky sack and a thing or whatever and got probation for that. Well, it had weed, there was like destruction of property. There's 12, 13 years old. And there was something back then. See, that's the 2000, that's the difference.

They were throwing a book at these kids. Do they have to do these act weekends, they were called, where they ship you up, you would take time off. If you did act weekends, you would take time off your probation. And an act weekend was like, you ever see like more ebobits where like they bring the drill sergeant in And they fucking like ship them up to the woods. Oh scared straight. Yeah, they would send my they'd say all my boys would go up to the

Poconos for the weekend with like criminals Like actual criminals like an outward bound kind of yes, and they'd have to do like hard labor and like run up mountains carrying logs and stuff To get their time is like if you if you do a couple weekends in the labor camps They let you free. Yeah, they're gonna have a nice brunch and check it out. To a little bird watch. That's wild. Yeah, they would do fucking I remember my wallet. It was like eight months probation or two months probation and four acquiesces. Yeah, that is the fucking book. And I remember my brother Mike my boy 1314 on probation can ship the way to go hang out with like At like 17 year old drug dealers and stuff yikes, and there's a big difference from a 13 year old and a 17 year old at that age

Yikes, that's where life. It's like us against NFL guys. Yeah, that's the same thing Yeah, they were all like you're a catch and heaters and the woods and stuff And I don't mean like you are a man. That's great. I couldn Yeah, they were all like you're catching heaters and the woods and stuff and I remember being like you are a man That's great. I couldn't do that in my best shape. I if I did it now would be balling my eyes out. Oh, dude best emotional Shad. 13 year olds making fun of me. I know you guys I want to go my stomach hurts and the oz Yeah, I remember everybody was. They would get taken out of school, had a pee, you know.

I would use the show to pick up my one body, always flew too close to the sun. Always with smoke weed, do pills, on probation, and then be like, I gotta call their coming Monday and you'd go pick them up and you'd like walk out with like a 24 pack of water, like to go out for the night or like two gallon jugs of water. I'm gonna flush out to Monday.

I'm like, just stop smoking weed for a weed, dude. A long time, man. Get my fix. Yeah, the pills come and go to there. Out of the system. The pills were always the weed that was jamming people. Jammy up. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we had something back in the day. I don't know what I never Don't can don't drug you said of course So these are all fictional stories Staying school staying school. Yes, drink a school. Do you milk stay in drugs? Of course? I just once from Jeff never have one red is a garbage do yard work on Christmas It was a 75 degrees one year on Christmas and my dad made us rake leaves after we open presents.

Oh, nothing worse than that. All your new cool toys are inside and you're doing yard work on the fucking on on on JC's birthday. That's fucked up. That sucks. That's the best. That's the height of being a kid. You can do it the next day. And the worst thing of being a kid. You can do it the next day and the worst thing of being a kid.

That's a dad who hates his job. He's just like, this is what this is what the future holds. If I suffer you suffer. I tell him this man. They could have done it the next day. He always had the day after Christmas off. Yeah, but it's nice. They had, I guess they sprung a nice spring day on them and they were more.

They hate tomorrow's supposed to rain or something. Yeah That's so terrible what doesn't sound terrible dude imagine opening up all your new fucking gear Your fight you got a Sega you got a new bike whatever the new hot thing was that you got last presence a new rake Can we close out in the garage gang? This presents a new rake fuck Can we close ones out in the garage gang you think it's Ah that was always the bad There's like or something whoo We you got to do that as a parent

No matter what it is you don't got a you don't you don't got a fucking break the bank But you got to do the fucking alright that's it. I think one more. Yeah It's got to be one more sure. I get it loved it. I respect it till it sucked and you're like fuck Yeah, well, I also I feel like looking back. I became like hi. I know there's one more So that's what I was looking forward to so you got and I didn't enjoy the moment You know what I mean? I'm like well, where's the where's the dessert? You know what I mean? You're us to the young on trade to get to the fucking goods get through the socks and batteries. Oh really? Okay On trade to get to the fucking goods get through the socks and batteries. Oh really okay. Yeah

Dragon chain I think I got it at the piercing pagoda it was called sure Was the square and the mall in the middle kiosk now oh like a built yes That that look shady Bill yes, it was that an ins I don't that that look shady. Yeah, the like the hospital lights in there sure Yeah, I get pierced it was like free pier scene if you buy the hearing man And I knew I would get my fucking ass some guy who got fired from Cidabot some guy who just got back from an act weekend Yeah, those dudes willing to play a fast and loose with the legal signature, you know, with the permission slip.

Man, I remember just. The grown man given little girls fucking earrings. Just blasted needles through teens. It was always cranking. It was always cranking. Yikes. Going to Mr. Rags. It always seemed weird.

What? When they, my cousins go to the mall to get their ears pierced. It would be like a thing. Yeah, they're mine. We're gonna take a get our ears pierced. Mm-hmm. Oh scared me. Ah, I look at one of those guys. You're like, that wouldn't let this guy fucking work the roller coaster. Mm-hmm. One of them parked the car. They were always shady. They were always like the guys who like couldn't work at a tattoo shop or something. They had to go to the mall. They're the shakes. Hold still I said like well, I'm not moving.

Is it me or is this room spinning? Yeah, I remember dude. I wanted a fucking I think it was from Spencer's or I knew I could never get my ears pierced I just knew they wouldn't fucking they were old school like that No tattoos and no piercings if you're living in my house. They were real fucking real. They were real fucking, you know Who do you the Air Force? They were no dancing in my you know, I mean like George Steinbredder than I Get you they ran it tight so much that she's in the sideburns I think He roll you did you roll up to dinner when it said a bunch of jobs in your You better be wearing a thick set of pants cuz you're getting your butts bang. I

Didn't college what appears my hair, but buddy did it My brother came home with his I bear his I bear I am or told you the story I don't became I think he came home with his eye bear his eyebrow I am told you the story I don't think he came home He came home for was he down in sandals? Came home with his eyebrow and my I'm not even fucking around him and my dad got into it And my dad yanked it out of his fucking head. Oh right off right off his face. What's it? Like a hoop? Yeah Yeah, mr. Ryan they were they were toe-to-toe my brothers. I guess thought he had you know was feeling himself And my dad knew he's still had two tree good ones left in them. That was wild. Uh-huh

That's when I that was those there was a year was he like It doesn't strike me that he would be that kind of kid like into like that kind of stuff what I don't know I'm maybe I'm picture wrong like I'm picturing like corn now this was more like it wasn't corn it was more like dork yeah guy trying to be cool shut up the court he's Oh shit out the cord. He throw a can of beans at my head. Fuck you say pussy This guy's rocked Yeah, it was more my boys all went through a thing of college really were getting their tongue spears Dude, I remember Kid to fuck out of here with that. I remember a kid in high school that my brother was friends with had his dick pierced and everybody knew about my mom knew of I remember being like this is weird dude.

Yeah, it is dick pierced in high school. We just said to the point where he couldn't drive. I had to lose too much real estate. I feel like a goddamn door knocker down there. Uh-uh, I couldn't do it. In the world's, world's smallest piercing. Have you looked real close? No way.

Yeah. I remember going to pick him up, because he's getting like those things through the... Uh-uh. No. No. Stop. Just stop.

I can't. I can't even put my fucking... I can't start going down that road. I can't get shampoo in there even put my fucking, I can't start going down that road. I can't get shit poo in there. Start freaking out. Ah! Yes! Yeah, that's...

Man, what a fucking, that was a wacky time back then. Yeah. You didn't do any of that shit, did you? Get a Prince Albert? That's what it's called, the Prince Albert. What on your dog? What? Dude, he was gonna get a kettlebell down there. You what I never not London. It sounds like I will not liked but

Always immediately I would If a dude had his nipples pierced That was a no a no go for me I'd be like get out of the pool Put that thing away where fuck it, this is a respectable gentleman over here. Put baby in a corner, no dirty dancing. You know, he likes to get weird. Yeah, it's like, what are 17, relax, dude?

Wait till you grow up a little bit. Yeah, I'm into it. No. I respect it, but I just, am I, you know, as a younger, a process in Natalie. My mother, what a fuck. Imagine if, imagine if it was a ball, she would have shot out the block

to a game home with that. Fourth of July, you take your shirt off to jump in the pool and you go, I didn't have the, I didn't have the titties or the nips for that. No one does. Nah, dudes have that. If they got like a good chest, I don't got it.

Mine would look like that. That's the kind of guy who takes his shirt off and puts it in his back pocket of his jean shorts And you know who I'm talking about I love that guy That's all right. I could never pull that off what put in my shirt in my pocket I can't pull off taking my shirt off. I know that I couldn't pull off that I could do it But I'd hang it over my boobs around my neck just as is what I'm doing long sleeve I got a hoodie.

That was where Scarf and a pool. I always wanted, when I was a kid, I wanted to rock that. I wanted to rock the sweater over the shoulder tied up. Where? Anywhere, country club. That you snuck into, what do you mean? Important meetings. There was nowhere, I wanted that looked,

I in a world that if I could afford the sweaters and had like, to could pull that off. Sure, but I had nowhere to wear that. You know what I mean? Like, there was no event or anything I was going. Yeah. Why'd you bring the sweater? You know what I mean?

I feel like I'm going to wear it. Yeah, that's more country cool, you know what I mean? Yeah. And the golfers aren't doing that. That was more like the rich guy's kid was hanging out, you know, at the driving ranger. Something. Oh, good. Yeah. Pickin' on the poor kid that was cady in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. Um, you had it.

And I wanted to tie, I was wanted to tie my jacket around my waist. That was cool for when I had a period. I could do it. I just didn't look right. Well, we did that with hoodies was big. I wanna say I was probably 10 or 11 or something like that or like when we were skating hoodies hit big, junior high-ish, you would do it, you know, you would have that. That was like still okay. Why is it called the Prince Albert?

You know, I just Googled it. Man, you two are fucking mind-melding today. It's such a strange name. I know, it's weird, right? Did he do it or was there a Prince Albert to did it? Oh, you mean the David Caruso? Okay. It's so odd.

Prince Albert was married to Queen Victoria and it was rumored that he had his cock pierced in his 20s. What year is this? Tell me it's the 70s at least. No, it was probably like the 1800s 1840 that wasn't done with the piercing but go to tell you that much I give any Take that's a mall dude Was the piercing free if you bought the man. I'll tell you what I don't know much that hurt

That hurt and definitely got infected oh back then They probably did it with a Rams Warner something to all right hold still I saw the guy do this one time rub some butter on it No kid freaky dinky prince Albert I mean imagine you you you're married to the Queen of England and your legacy is cockp your I would love it if he didn't have it He's like guys I swear Seriously, that was my butt. I was a joke his buddies going no it won't stick don't worry about it

I won't stick it was a thumb ring. I was in college. Do you ever do any of that? Do you ever do any rings? Collottering collottering in. In a relationship. What? You don't know what a collotter we've talked about it on here. I can see you with like- How the fuck do you not know what a collottering is? How do you spell that? I don't know.

CO or CA? Collotter. CL not L. A. Collotter. Yeah. The Irish ring. The hands in the heart.

Oh, I didn't know the name of it. Oh, yeah. You wore that? Coll, you're so nice. You're making a front of me for a dragon necklace? Everyone on my cousin. I wasn't know the name of it. Oh yeah. You wore that? Call yourself a nurse. You're making a fun of me for a dragon necklace? Every one of my cousins. I was like, I was like,

I was like, yeah, they have the for guys, they have the for girls. They don't have them for guys. Yes, they do. You wear it. You could use it as a wedding band. You wear it when you're in a relationship. That's for chicks, dude.

The hearts made you do it. And you turn it around if you're engaged. That's for chicks. No, you turn it out. Yeah, you're a virgin, dude chicks. No, you turn it out of your virgin dude Yeah, dude, that's like Now me and my girlfriend each had one But if you're in a relationship I understand that you had one, but that's for chicks

They make men that wasn't wearing a girls. It was nice. I Was an adult. I was in my 20s. I mean, you're 20s? Yeah. Oh no. Fuck outta here. I- I've- No! No, dude, that is the biggest chick thing in the world. That was for like medieval broads so they could see if she was on the market or not.

Trade you for two goats or something. Try to make a deal with the pub. Throw her to back. Let's go. Yeah, no. I think you're wrong. A lot of proud Irish Americans, where those?

A lot of firefighters, a lot of cops. Don't try to fucking guilt me in with the firefighters in the cops. Yeah, forget about that. Firefighters are not aware of jewelry probably. And they're off time. When they're bot-tended. Tended and bad. Tendon. World needs plenty of bot're bartending. Tending by. Tending. World needs plenty of bartenders.

That's a lot of tough guys have Enclips and pretty there. The fuck are you talking about? Yeah, it's a man's ring. It's a nice thing. I'm not saying they don't- It's a pretty Irish heritage. I'm not saying they don't wear them. Yeah, they also pierced dude's nipples, but that should suck too.

Yeah. We're gonna have a, but that should suck, too. We're gonna have a Prince Albert that are collotto rings. Hahaha. Fucking get beat up on the subway. Hahaha. I can't hear you. Prince Albert, we're not gonna

princess Henry. Hahaha. Really? Oh, what's your name? No, nothing. I was reading about it. I forget it. I was reading about your lady rings.

Hahaha. I'm not saying they don't make them for men for sure. They also make charm necklaces with dragons, but I shouldn't have been wearing that. I had a- You know, 20s? I had one of those. I wore that.

Um... The chain that I have now, which I've had the cross for 25 years, maybe 30 years. I think I think I had a ring at some point. A ring. It was when like that you would get it on the boardwalk and like I was probably 12 or 10 or something and like, you know, they were supposed, there was like surfer-esque skaters, surfer.

I would like, I don't really have the hands for it. I got real bad hands, like sausage fingers, but I wouldn't I don't really have the hands for it. I got real Bad hands like sausage fingers, but I wouldn't mind a pinky. I could do a pinky I feel like you can't want you to have my dad's old ring That doesn't fit my regular fingers. I could wear that as a pinky sure the sapphire I could see you in one of those fist rings that says Hank, you know what I'm saying? What, where's all the knuckles? Oh, yeah. Whole thing of rings. Yeah, and I don't like that. You know, I don't know, I'm not in with the Wu Tang. I don't know, I'm moving in my fingers. If I got to pick a boogie or something.

Haha. Got me with a black eye. J.M. You up. Uh, damn. They're like brass knuckles. Those things frighten me. Brass knuckles? That'll hurt. I think I told the story I saw a kid get hit with brass knuckles one time. He was giving me your best shot. We had a party in a basement. Big kegger.

He was giving me your best shot. The kid was from fucking, I don't know where he was. He was probably somebody causing or something. And this fucking scumbag kid. Real fucking. Heag kid real fucking He's all in fucking Clox him and he literally just goes like this and look like out of a movie Looked back and then proceeded to beat the brakes off the kid

But I go how do you go? Is they weren't brass knuckles? I go how do you know you know? They were aluminum or something because if there was if they were brass knuckles I wouldn't be here like I wouldn't be talking to you And I got my hands on the brass knuckles and they said like, you know, 100% aluminum or whatever. I was like, you were running a roll of dice like that? What are you fucking nuts? Fucking it. The nitrous tanker relax for a minute. Yeah.

I don't mean like, what the fuck? He's like, you're dragging away. You sure have a good night. Yeah, that was it. What about you? You toe ring or anything like that? No, I wasn't in fucking Cirque du Soleil. No, I said I had a ring.

I had a really bad watch and I bought a came art one year. Young. 12 or something like that. Gold watch. I had a really bad watch and I bought a Kmart one year. Young. 12 or something like that. Gold watch. Doesn't count. Oh, you'll hate, I had a Mickey watch for a while in high school.

A Mickey watch. Mickey Mouse. Why? Because I liked it. The match, your vagina. What do you mean? Because I liked it. It was real simple.

It was a Mickey Mouse watch with a leather bag. Was it like ironic? Yeah, had to be a little bit. I don't really know what ironic means. I honestly don't I don't know Like as a joke not as a joke But with like I know this isn't the coolest, but that's what kind of makes it cool a little bit like when you're wearing something Ironically, no, I was okay. It They weren't cool at the time, but I was wearing it to be cool I think somebody you're wearing it ironically somebody wore it in but no I wanted I was wearing it to look cool Yes, but you didn't they wearing of the time you were trying to be like oh you saw you were trying to

You're trying to be different a little bit. It was like five years after the time because they were they were popular I think, with like some of the 80s high school movies that I liked. Yes, and you were wearing it. I can't put my finger on it. I feel like Anthony Michael Hall might have wore one. Yeah, then you're kind of wearing it ironically. I'm like, I know they're not in style. And the fact that it's a little different is kind of cool.

Yeah, well, I was trying to be cool though. Yeah, that's the idea. No, like all the hipsters are also trying to be cool wearing you know Big baggy jeans. Yeah, and then that eventually becomes cool You know what I mean? Yeah to Mickey watch the little hands one around pretty sweet sure It's alright. Yeah, other than that. No, no, no, I had the necklace a watch I think I tried one of everything a necklace a watch a ring Hampton necklaces for a while. I would make them too

Yeah, my buddy from California told me how to make them. I'm sure I've asked you this but Just so we can all move forward Neither one of you ever wore patrulli right? No, Toby never Toby is like anti hippie, but still very close to hippie. I fucking hate hippies. That's what hippie say. Yeah, when you say real hippie thing to say.

Take it easy, Nixon, will you? This is great. You smell patrulley, that's how you know a robbery is gonna happen. Why? Because they're dirty thieves. I always identified that smell with like the grateful dead people. No, it's a smell of sticky-handed whores for your good.

That fucking makes me nauseous. It's crazy. Yeah, it's not my cup of tea. I maybe smell patchouliropeum. You're in a bad place. I gotta keep this vague, but someone will cool spot. Someone in my life rocks it at the moment at the moment an older person I only see them once in a while at extended extended gatherings and when that rolls through yeah fucking drop my

shrimp cocktail of the three wise men kick rocks. Will you? Fucking around kicking my take your fucking frankincense out of it, but speaking of which I'm out of my cologne I got to find a new scent. I was thinking sandalwood. How about Can't believe it's not butter I was thinking sandalwood You actually can just pull sandalwood. Johnny D's got that savage. Looks pretty nice.

I don't know what any of those words mean. Johnny Depp, he sells savage. The clone. Man, Tim Plain is guitar. Johnny, if you show up with leather straps around your wrist, I'm going to be real upset. You can't be doing five scarves. Bankrupt. Shout out the depth.

I wanted one of those. What? So bad. One of those leather things when I was a kid. I'm my buddy rocked one. I want to say high school-ish. One or two of my dad's boys the guys that weren't married they would roll in with like two three turquoise rings in one of those with their watcher boys you can kick rock every rock that's ever out go to the quarry find every rock ever and fucking kick them

It's never been cool. It always rubbed me the wrong way, dude. You look like a witch or something Go back to your stew, your cold drink. I don't, you're, you're not hanging with your turquoise. A necklace, sure, if you keep a neck, a turquoise a little stone or something, but like the big stainless steel some Americans, of course. That's your heritage. I'll give you that. What if your name Steve and you're from Idaho? Yeah. Lose the fucking Ozzy Osborne hands. I'll give you a little turquoise in a Bolo tie

if you're from the, you know, from the Southwest. Yeah, that's up, yeah, that's up the ilk. I'll give you that. What if it, yeah. Yeah. Arizona gets a pass. Yes, Southwest, the region gets a pass. It's very of the, of the, of the region.

Sure. It's very dependent on the quality of K-so in your area. It's like, jean shorts and jer and Jersey. I'll give you a pass I see a chef, please Quality a case up man, I still can't get over that Kalata ring or whatever. It's called I'm telling you man a lot of fucking I don't know what I'm not saying you're wrong. I don't know I know a lot of dirt somebody in your family has had every broad Catherine Bridget Jenny all wore them No dude ever wore one of those in my life that I know

Alright there we go close you're on the stuff I have no news to have closure on the subject. Ah, I have no- The St. News. Ha ha ha. Hey, news flat. Man, ozimpick really does change a man. Yeah.

Yeah. Uh, yeah, I'm not saying people don't wear them. Sure, I just, I don't think they're maybe as popular as your painting. That's all. All right. I was gonna get you one for Christmas. A collatering?

Uh huh. Would you wear it? Uh, no. No, I would give it to a lady. It's a cool story. It means something to hand in a heart, something like that. I can't remember what it was. Yeah, so cool you forgot it.

Yeah. Over there, finger popping yourself. That's where it is. Keep it warm. Uh, all right, let's see. This one's from Scott B. Is it garbage? Have a computer chair at the kitchen table.

Oh, yeah. Half-look. That's... Depends on how I'll give you an age. on some scot B is it garbage have a computer chair at the kitchen table. Oh yeah, half luck. That's depends on how I'll give you an age an age for sure. However, later 25 late, but late 90s early 2000s those fucking things were everywhere. A lot to big computer Oh yeah. Yeah, I mean they were they were in every room. They were in odd places. I feel like this is a computer. The employees does on the front lines. Those things. They were fucking everywhere. Yeah. I feel like the computer growing up was in very odd places in the homes. Living room. It was in the living room a lot of time. We put ours in the basement. There you go. There you go. Beeky, beeky.

Uh. Some type of early warning system. A couple of glass bottles at the top of the stairs of that door open. What are you doing down there? I'm talking to dudes. We're headed to be ladies. I might have done it. We're also pretending to be ladies.

That was huge, man. We're also pretending to be ladies. That was huge man. ASL baby. Age sex location. Get in there and get weird. I we had kitchen chair, kitchen chair a computer chair in college was furniture. Yeah. We had two computer chairs in the living room that like, could move around.

Yeah, you would sit. You'd have to get up. You know what, Bernie's that called on a computer chair, just watching a TV. A lot of them. Get a nice one from Staples. I was doing all right, total wheel goes. Then there was always the real cheap version of them.

That like, they were like real small, plastic, the wheel always went Then there was always the real cheap version of them. That like they were of like real small plastic. I'll wheel always when it didn't turn. Didn't go up or down anymore. We had one in our apartment when me and my brother were living together. And over like three years, the arms fell off. So we got rid of them. Then the back fell off.

We got rid of that. It was just like a stool that didn't go up. Sure. Yeah. Some real bad seat. That's what it turns into you get you through a game though all right all right let's see if this one's from Ricky doc is a garbage to use your mom's bank card to pay a YG patreon subscriptions at 33 years old shut up I was done buddy you gotta you got to keep the plate spinning and that's part of it Let someone else pass you know, hey, I

Yeah, man, that's a tough look, but Thank you for your service. I appreciate it. You're really doing thank your mom too. Yeah Yeah, it's not ideal. It's not ideal. But you gotta do what you gotta do. Don't act like you haven't moved some funds around, got the cash in your mom's hand and that a user card. But he not hating at all.

And then not too distant past. Not hating at all. That's why I'm wrapping my head around it. I totally get it. Yeah, I did. I just got my first credit card fucking two years ago. He wasn't a big credit card person. We charged everything. Everything I there was a good chunk of years.

So I'm sure there was a mountain of credit card that the piece going charging to the game. Charging the game and she would probably throw about a 100 to 120 bucks a month at it. Just kicking that cane down a road. She had every she had a cold scar to Macy's scar to this and the debit card minimum payment patty. I'm telling you. shoe box full of bills. I thought my mom made minimum payment so much that I thought that was fucking just what you did. Yeah. Yeah.

That was it. Yeah. Tell it, tell it, it's how they fucking survived. Um, yeah, big minimum payment, big minimum payment household. Which now I can't, I try to pay everything. Cause I'm so bad that I know I'll lose control at some point So I'm like trying to stay ahead of it. I'm trying to pay everything on time Because I'm I'm I've never historically been able to stay above

I've never been able to stay afloat sure. I'm just fucking I'm really trying to get out in front of everything All right, this one's from Tim. This just says can you do we could do it on the patreon could you do it an episode of the wild wonderful lights of the West Virginia? You've seen of course you probably haven't the Documentary about the the in-bred family that was there the one guy barks I don't know maybe I don't remember. Oh, I remember all drug addicts that live off of that all like to live a loophole Where they like West Virginia pays the money or one of the greatest moments ever captured captured on video Is that guy shaking that bottle of pills going this is a boon County, mate and call yeah Holy come fully comes in the shot

Sure yeah, it's uh that's a wife you haven't watched that fucking you go fucking watch that I'm said for the as the listener. What do they want us to do? I just had to talk about it But we could do like we should probably go down there Well, we should though We could do which we've never done we have to figure it out technical wise, but like a watch along. Yeah, we could do that. You know what I mean? Yeah, you just, uh, yeah, we could commentary type thing.

Would you pause it? I don't know. For that is like that's fucking garbage. That's, that's not even fun garbage. That's just insane trash. For copyright purposes, we could do like a sync up thing. Maybe we have a counter on the bottom that says where we're at in the thing. Uh, Pico showing that at a bar.

And that's how they got everybody on the fucking paper view back in the day. Yeah. I still, I'll still go to, I'll still, I've still watch fights in the recent future or the recent past. The recent future. Uh, going to a bar at pay 20 bucks and they just have it on a computer. Have you ever bought a paper view? That's to me, you have to be a millionaire to do that.

Never. We did, yeah. Never. I wouldn't even know how to do it. Oh, well, back in the day, you had to call. I remember those days, but then once on demand came, you could just press order. They would show the first, first like the first two fights Like boxing matches. I would watch it with my dad, but it was when like Lennox Lewis was

Heavyweight never he would fight with a glitch go right or clutch cough the big Russian dude. There was two brush go. Yeah I Remember getting a couple of those and they're in Ukraine I remember getting a couple of those. The mayor in Ukraine. Is he? Yeah. Damn. I would get a couple of like the WrestleMania's we got.

But that was it. That was a big wrestling buff. Sure. Nah, never. But they were never. I was always under the guise of I had nuts. I had to pay for that. I'd be runnin' a tab, you chased out of the house.

What? $100. No, they were never a hundred bucks. These were like $49.99 in the wrestling world. It could have been a billion, it didn't matter. Sure. My, but I always had to, the thing was I always had to pay for it. Ah, really?

Yeah. Where'd you get the money, dragon? Back in my, I was running the streets. No, it was like, you know, will your birthday money? I mean, I would go to work with my dad and shit. I would get you know, here's 2040. Any time I would make that I had to pay for all that shit any time I would make that move not on a pay-per-view But if like later if I would order something on Demand or whatever get a movie at your pay-and-at when it comes in Nice to leave my step that would hit me would have built with like highlighted. Yeah, you take it out of the fucking allowance, will you?

Go to the pub 15 I'll be into bar if you need me dusted off Good that I was his line. I'm a good. I'm a street and dust off a bit wet my whistle Let your whistle was bad. You can let your whistle That's what my dad always said. I was not have like a sip of water because I don't lying on the street and dust off a bit. Wet my whistle. Ooh, wet your whistle was bare. You can wet your whistle. That's what my dad always said. I was like, I have like a sip of water

because I don't always pee the bed. Can wet your whistle. Yeah, it would pee the bed. What of it? Yeah, I know all about it. Um, okay. Uh, let's do a couple more. This one's just good.

This is from Nick, $20 shareholder. Shout out to you, sir. Shout out to him. Is it garbage and dip? Your little Caesar's crazy bread pizza into Pepsi and then eat it. Here's the thing with this. I'm a bite and sip so I get to that we get to the same conclusion just different styles. You're looking at me like I'm crazy. No, I'm just picked it's like Joey Chestnut shit.

Yeah. A competitive eater move out. Bite and sip like a gentleman. There's there there's, okay. The slightly less offensive version of this is French fries in a milkshake. Of course. Pizza, savory sweetish.

I'll give you that. Pizza crust dipped in the soda is good. It's real, it's real. But then I couldn't for me that changed. 12, 13. I can't change then I couldn't for me that changed. 12, 13. I can't change, I can't drink the soda. There's like an olio slick, it looks like Dexon Valdez.

Yeah, it's not perfect. There's sauce and stuff. It's like just do the mixin' in your mouth where it mixes. Yeah. Mixin' in the mix hole. I'm just tryin' to explain it to you. And I've done it. I've done it.

I've been a fan. I understand, I'm not, it's not for me. I'm saying it's not for me for that reason. I also at one time was was letting the pizza get somewhat cold, taking all the cheese off in one thing, rolling that up, eating it and then eating the the dough by itself. They're just like an artist trying to do stuff differently. I just wanted that straight hit a fucking mozzarella. And it was worth having to eat the pizza because my mom would freak out with what because I was wasting it.

She's like, you're eating that. Wait, you would just eat the cheese at some point? At first, I would peel the cheese off and then roll it off with a burn victim. Man, that's the undercarriage of a fucking piece. That ain't supposed to see the light at day. That's, that's, I mean, man, wasn't meant to see this. No, it's real weird. Yeah, I mean, I like, I don't mind it, but,

it has a little kid. It looks like it's healing. Yeah, scabbing up. It just ripped off the protective layer of epithermis. And it's real, it's a real, it's a real interesting texture underneath that. Yeah, it's slimy. It's like a caterpillar.

Yeah, it's not for me. Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Cram had the whole thing in his face. You're really taking your time with it Feel like reservoir dogs cutting an ear off and dancing around and I keep it in a well It puts the monster rel on All right, this one's from Lil Goosey. Are you garbage if you live in a motel full-time? I don't go live in a place that would rent that had hourly rentals Listen, I don't that's it, it's not, it ain't great. It's not classy, but those, you're doing what you gotta do to survive to not be on the street, I presume.

It's probably pretty nice, nice turn down service. Ice machine. A motel, he said, it with hourly rates. Badness guys jammed up. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, I'm not hating on a guy who's doing what he's gotta to do. It's no good. Maybe he's running work out of there I don't know sure. I mean, you know, hey He's doing I'd rather that or he's sleeping on a street or in a car. Sorry. I get real creeped out in the extended stay hotels

We've been in a couple of those Little kitchenette They're good and bad. They're good and bad. I just when you're in a extended stay motel You're more you which ain't great, right? You're dirty or you're doing stuff that you shouldn't be doing And then I go what was the guy doing in this kitchen before me? Making eggs with no underwear on probably doing a little crying. Yeah, or it's just ain't great. And it's just, it just, I don't like sleeping in a room where someone's cooked ramen. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's like, You're standing in my place. There's too much. Hahaha. Hahaha. I'm not gonna have my door sailor. I'll tell you that. There's too much to do.

I'm gonna have to ramen in every room in that house. Just walking around on a microwave. There's too much business someone can get into that just goes like, what are they doing with the spatula? The only thing about the motel is that usually I pictured on the first floor and it opens out to the street. Yeah, that's a motel. Yeah.

I'm not, I doubt this uncle's like this is the ideal situation. Of course. Everything in an extended safe feels like it's been inside of a human Yes, that's what I'm saying like the probably the guys whipping himself with the spatula who knows what it was for That's what I'm saying those forks have definitely scratched a couple backs. Yeah I love a four I shave it off a bunion or something? Love a fork. You ever use a fork to scratch your back? No, dude. Dude, it's nice. Yeah, sure.

Oh, I can just see you just rip letting that rip and just right back in the middle of the day. No, he never. He gets a wipe on the leg on his dirty underwear. And then back in, he's not an animal. I let the dog lick it a little bit. Give it a little spited. No, never. But I have used the, I have eaten, been done, and then scratched my back with the dirty fork,

and then put it in the dishwasher. I mean, it's not ideal, as you said. You got fucking pastas also on your back. That's, he has not ideal at all. What is it for the depth this or the reach or both? It's for the Sharpness. Yeah like the you get in there man really fucking Chasing the dragon yeah, so to speak. I love a back scratcher

Loooh, I just get one. I know lazy I got a whole drawer Keep sp falling in there. Uh, we got to wrap it up, gang. Ah, gang, this was a fun one. Oh, yeah. I'm going to tell you this. We love you. See you next week.

Peace!