Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Class Action Law Suit w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: April 12, 2021

AYG Comedy Podcast is back with Kippy and Foley to answer garbage questions from the listeners! They talk school lunches, lawsuits, & jet skis! Thanks for listening to Are You Garbage Comedy Podcast! Share w/ a friend! Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows Card Game: https://areyougarbage.bigcartel.com PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage www.betterhelp.com/GARBAGE www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE www.Stamps.com Promo Code: GARBAGE  Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Hold on there partners before we get this show started. We got a real special announcement from down here in amp to these basemen Uncle Hank and Kippy a couple of city slickers are gonna be heading out down south We're gonna be at Raleigh. Good nights in North Carolina April 20th. It's coming up the next night We're gonna be in Zany's Nashville. So get some Tex. Yeah guys, it's gonna be a good time We're gonna be doing some live stand-up T bones coming with us And then we're gonna be doing some live a yg with you guys you guys are gonna give us questions We're gonna be asking you questions. So grab some friends. Come on out. It's gonna be fun We're gonna be shitting on your stupid uncle Ted or whoever comes your buddies your buddy Steve who's an asshole

It's gonna be a good time. I'm correct. Don't be showing up with sneaks and no socks on we're gonna rip on you We're gonna we're gonna be having some beers. We're gonna be taking some pics. We're gonna be hanging out. We'll see you there Now let's get the show started Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is are you garbage? Oh, yeah, a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew up to be classy

Mm-hmm, or did there's the big old piece of trash? It's ain't your mama's podcast. That's right I'm your hostage foley coming at you on a glorious day. We're down here at aunt to these basement little quiet upstairs Why what's going on to he went to the Phillies game last night when she told me she was going to the stadium last night sure, okay? Turns out no game They were away Stealing concessions caught caught broad street or they got her in the Jettro lot to busted cold. Yeah, yikes, so she's gonna be Staying with some friends for the next couple of days. Yeah, we got to get her out. That's paid That's patreon.com slash. Are you garbage everybody? Yeah get a suit for the arraignment? Yeah, my co-host is coming at you for me or tody

Toady would wear a suit to the arraignment Paula Poundstone Yeah Toady would dress like a dude for sure while she puts a mustache on I don't know what you're talking about Said he was looking for a broad Oh Gang my co-host is coming at you from across the table. So you know what that means This is a family episode every once in a while. It's good to circle the wagons It's good to let the company stay home and us as a family just reconnect and have a nice time because we need it because we

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We're gonna have some pops Kippy's having a pop. We're working at the kinks a little bit, too. So it'll be sure you guys are getting some tune-up games, too Real behind the scenes. It'll be a good time T bones coming to T bone He's coming on the road and it's so funny that you said that cuz I was about to get to him How about a nice quick shout out to our producer? Extraordinaire the magic man T bone McMuffin Toby McMullen. What up? What up, Doug? Yeah, I really hitched my horse to a three-wheeled wagon here Over this fucking country, whatever it's gonna be a hot one, baby. It's gonna be fantastic manifest destiny

We're not all making it to California. I'll tell you that nope The Louisiana Purchase is gonna go south We need a handicapped parking at a rascal quick. What happened to Foley? He died of dysentery in Alabama Do you guys do dates there? Nah? I just went down for a sandwich We told about it drink the bond water. You want less heard the Friday Oceans were good. What do you want from me? Okay, this is a family episode. We're gonna be reading your questions. We're gonna be shooting a shit a little bit Uh-huh the one thing I wanted to get to and it's first of all I want to say the patreon questions

Everybody on the Facebook group even the stereo app. Mm-hmm. Sometimes the questions fucking blow you away Sometimes I mean we also on this one. I've we got some fucking. Yeah, heavy. We're talking every bite They're funny. It's also because I think that they should be doing the pod We should be watching. I know the listeners are they've heard so many questions and then they they understand that they'll ask it How will ask it like they'll be it'll be the phrase of like have you or any of your parents ever done this the How many how many windows did you have in your room on Twitter on Twitter? That's a fuck. I wish I had that guy's name Yeah, how many we'll you shout how many windows in your bedroom? Did you have growing up? I? Had one and then I had at one point. I lived in a room with no windows

Wait as a like under your parents roof. It was I had moved out to go to school But I would come back in high school. They put you in a pantry Kind of room has no windows. Don't be getting the mud room. Dude. It was like sleeping in a fucking casino. You didn't wake up Pumping oxygen in there changing 500 no clocks Wait a minute man, so you would went to college your parents had moved my parents moved into a condo when we're to high school Yeah, and then I would come back to visit and empty nesters. Yeah Yeah, and that's right They shipped you off to fucking boarding school that is correct and you got a condo. Yes, damn not really planning for t-bones return

Oh, if that's saying something what I'm saying something Yeah, just locking me in a dark room with a combo VHS DVD players. They reached a cop to himself Dude, that's fucking weird. I'd be so pissed at my parents. First of all one window. I'm fucking losing it. No windows I'm freaking the fuck out. I think I had to I had to yeah, you had to yeah The gentleman I had to like a gentleman's ceiling. Yours were really close together though. What do you mean? Yours could have been one big one, but I will say they moved again one window and your boy was puffing GB's out to out that mode fire What gravity bong? Oh, yeah

Toby I wonder why they didn't want you living with them. Yeah, right? Put me in a window is room. Yeah, I would have shipped off to boarding school for sure, too Who's doing gravity bongs in their room by themselves? Fucking that's a party social event. Yeah, that's like hey, we're we've small smoked weed 10,000 times Let's make a little interesting. He's got that in a full nitrous tank Two for five. It's just you Toby I don't mind if I do He's passing it like this

Jesus dude, but anyway, that's the fucking level of shit that we get which is fucking fantastic Which makes these so much fun. I love them and we get jealous Sometimes of how good they are. Yeah, cuz we're supposed to be you know We're supposed to be the connoisseur sure and they come in with some well truth be told every once in a while I'll get a suggestion or something like that that I hadn't thought of. Oh, yeah, we're already working on that Oh, yeah, man, this guy's fucking He's he'll be shaking your hand and taking your watch at the same time this guy I

Oh, I get upset because obviously we have like a huge running lit like I have like a list of like Anyone that's anyone I've ever asked is in my phone, right? And I'll add to that so like I'll go back and pull them or whatever and Sometimes I haven't I'm keeping them for a guest I have in mind sure and then Someone will ask it or tweet it'll come up and I want to be like dude I already had that but it sounds like it sounds like what you do. Yeah. Oh, well, I already got that one in the hopper I've been working on Dylan's list for like six months. Yeah, I'm working on working on bears, too I started working on bears about nine months ago. Hey when you were in Star Wars

But then for all the good ones again every now and again, we'll get like have you ever stolen diabetes needles for heroin Yeah, it's a lot some of you guys are fucking Yeah, what was the one like you ever fuck your buddy sister or something like yeah, it was like Yeah, but it was like super specific was it you ever fuck your buddy sister Trina and then Bobby comes home You're like buddy. I you got to go see somebody. Yeah, dude shit But we came across one on the old stereo app a couple weeks ago And it just it just it's a very simple question, but there's so much to it. There's a lot to unpack Yeah, we wanted to break it down a little bit because it because it is it is kind of an interesting thing sure

Do you remember the name questions from Jeremy Jeremy? Yeah, boy Jeremy on stereo and the question is is it garbage to own? one Yeah, I mean Dude, there's a lot in that because it's like you don't have money for two Right, I would assume so which probably if you don't have money for two jet skis You probably don't have money for one jet ski no You should I'm saying you shouldn't be putting your money in the jet ski basket if there's one jet ski in the family It does not have insurance

Yeah, it doesn't have probably not registered either if it's a little have a license if it's a one jet ski family I would be led to believe that the family are not jet ski people and somebody came across a little bit of cash Uh-huh. All right, probably from a blue collar job. I would scratch or maybe something big big Big season with cleaning up leaves or something like that. It was a real windy year. I don't know. All right, and It doesn't work like that. You got it's got to be just got to be multiple It's a group activity, right like you'd ride with somebody nobody ever will you or like yeah, like you and your buddies go out jet ski I guess I don't we had them growing up. We haven't had you have At least to say yeah, I mean some were like real we had to like really old like you didn't have actual like the skis the one

Trash Dude, those things are for the you you wrote in death. You're right. Those don't orgies dude Nobody regular people ain't right that those are jet skis wave runners the first time. Oh, yeah The first time I went I went on a wave runner. I was like we were like 15 down It was just a regular fucking boat. You were right. You were just so big you're right It was a center console it was down the Jersey shore we read it from this place down the street you were in the Bahamas We were in Santro pay But we ended up getting arrested we got pulled over by the fucking Coast Guard out there

They get you because they didn't have any insurance on any of the bikes. There was no fucking Numbers like it wasn't like NJ the register now There was no fire extinguishers and the things whether it was supposed to be all this shit We got hauled down to fucking Cape May County Courthouse. Oh fucking lot had to go down for you. I was like 15 She brought us all in like months later. We had to come down like in the fall down the shore in the fall What am I an animal? Wait, so I'm a little confused on the question. Is it is it you only own one jet ski? Yes

Okay, but so that's the only watercraft you own because a lot of people have a boat and jet ski sure this guy doesn't yeah I think I think the idea is Just a jet ski. Yeah, like just a waverunner. Well, cuz it's also like I guess I Don't know. They're they're always in pairs like it's a think about it Okay, say you're on the lake the family's over you got to take turns on the fucking jet ski and part of it So you're riding with some but like you're like, oh, you're like zipping around zipping around also to you know Whenever this is how you know It's a group activity because no one's ever gone by themselves and rented one, right?

Like you can rent them in New York, which I want to fucking do and I would not do you can drive around the whole island of Manhattan I'm not going to go down the Hudson up to fucking East East up through the front back down because I took I I tried to convince Schultz to rent a jet ski and race Alex Media and his Tesla They both start in Brooklyn and they have to get to the tip of Manhattan. Yeah, they weren't having it I would do it. I went Johnny Mountain Dew over here. All right. Hey Red Bull. Take it easy. Listen. Can anybody get a hang glider? I need a hang glider and a cheetah by tomorrow Extreme McMullen Toby extreme

But I got me racing an elephant. I went kayaking and It was it was when me and my lady first started dating She came here for my birthday and she talked to you remember didn't she organize something with you or maybe it might have been Macaroni I forget but it shattered her up a little bit Taking a shot. Hey, why you're in town? Why you come over? I'm doing a set down there at the village Lantern. I think the bald guys going after me But she got me she like she got me a fucking she surprised me with Kayaking in the in the Hudson. That's not a surprise for my birthday and like she told me and I'm like But this is we're still so new like this is the first or second that second time she came back

I think she did that last week. You'd really get the fuck out of here return You're out there and the fucking first of all that's what I'm saying in order to not you have to you're you have to paddle to stay in Place just to even stay in place because the Karen's so strong and then the fucking fairies are zipping around and dude They're like it's it's a fucking scene, dude We took a ferry a couple weeks ago those things are hauling fucking yo shout out if you They don't do it anymore because it's over dude take a ferry. It's like it's the same as a subway ride It's 250 or 275 or something like that You can hop on all day and they serve beers on the boat. So you can just hang out your fuck couple of

A couple of Brooklyn IPA's and stuff. It's a good time. Yeah, it gives you perspective of the city Yeah, you just zip or you zip around the whole city for two bucks But jet ski could give you perspective to if you're with somebody. Yeah, that's what I'm saying Fucking dirt back to the point no one's just renting a jet No one person is going to rent a jet ski by themselves and just history But just like from from what anybody I've known that like I said, there wasn't like a community of jet ski people in the family It was just oh Ronnie Ronnie went out and bought a jet ski So now when we go to the shore Ronnie's gonna have this jet ski Ronnie's not gonna have a slip

He's gonna have to back the fucking car in you know what I mean Yeah, usually if you have one jet ski and it's on a trailer it is not hooked up to a Pickup truck it's hooked up to a regular car. Yeah, like a hatchback. That's fucking garbage You're backing that thing down the down the thing to drop it in the water. No, yeah, it's fucking horrible That's my that's that that's how we feel that one jet ski even though it's an expensive purchase It's a purely leisure Vehicle I mean it doesn't serve any purpose and that's another thing too about the jet ski itself I was trying to think of anything because like a boat you can go fishing

Okay, kayaks exercise Usually it's something on the water even though it is leisure. It does serve somewhat of a person's purpose or the vehicle could if need be You're not doing anything on a wave runner except maybe saving a surfer out of the it's just fun Yeah, when you're surfing the big kahoon is in Hawaii or something You know when they drive them in and drop them off. Those guys are nuts by the way What the surfers are all of them no way Never would I go out there big man doesn't like the ocean Would you put singular jet ski in the same category as Camaro, which is the shittiest thing you can spend $30,000 on

Yeah, they're both gonna break down pretty quickly. It's similar and you can't like it's not a group back to Camaro You get what another guy in that's it I'm just saying you get one This guy's cruising around with his buddies Trying to score some tail over here I'm just saying you get it for but it's not like a functional vehicle, right? You can't you can't get people in the back of those. I don't think I

I mean you can't be dropping your kids off to school in a fucking Camaro. I was gonna say ask your sister I thought it was probably didn't you have a Camaro growing up. No, I don't have a Camaro your dad did didn't he my dad had a Mustang when he was young Yeah, no, you got to be a stepdad for them to give you the papers the Camaro Yeah, my stepdad never had one. He had like big jacked up trucks though. Yeah, like jacked up. He went the other way Yeah, he's a real hillbilly And your toys over when I was thinking about it Yeah, yeah, it was like in bad and then dude

He had this one white suburban when my mom first met him This thing was the size of size of thuddy's basement dude. This thing was huge and he had about This is a rough estimate 37 antennas on it like dude It's like a fucking newsman Dude, he looked like he was fucking in twister Storm chaser dork over What was hooked up cb cb. He had satellite right here like a he had a fucking dish network thing on there It was a fucking not mpr. I can tell you that. No, not mpr. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Just like antennas dude for everything. I didn't like those older suburbants It was the one that like it's almost they're almost like like bent seats like before they like made them nice Remember like the ones. Oh, you know, I'm saying it's all like this is like probably like an 87 Those things were a fright big metal body like not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah big chrome fenders on this I remember pulling the doors on one of those things like what was a fucking bank vault It's like a brinkstruck dude Try to get to the back get my goldfish on What the fuck dude?

Yeah, I hated that because a couple of my older cousins They also had like uh one had a monty carlo and I remember trying to fucking get into that thing Take like three kids to fucking pull the door out climbing the back seat and get those were heavy Um, all right, let's get away. They used to make cars is so trash looking back on it Fucking insane how the I don't know how you fix a car That's all like steel like those old. What are they just bang out to fucking dance and ring? So yeah. Yeah. Yeah Jesus christ. I mean, I don't even know how they do it. What are they doing this exact way? I mean

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If you haven't had a question ask let me know like you know indicated so we can get to everybody because you know I got you All right, let's see here This one's from mark first time long time. Have you ever had any trash? Have you ever had any family members that were bookies? I've dabbled in the book making profession a little bit a little then like high school We would you know, we were big gambling a lot, but nobody ever in my proper family couple A couple of people close to the family for sure. Yeah taking bets money in paper bags type thing, but yeah No, never had that next question

I plead the fifth uh to mr. Mark's name again. What was his name mark? Yeah mark keep your fucking mouth shut Wearing a wire you fucking snitch Uh, when you when you're young like I remember in College I I I didn't have the two things I didn't have the balls to do in college was sell weed You know what I mean to fucking make make scratch or or or to be a bookie Because there was a couple of my boys that uh that like ran the book for the school And they weren't particularly tough. You know what I mean? They were just smart savvy guys

It takes a specific kind of guy, of course, especially in college It's usually a pretty cool kid Yeah, I didn't have that. No, but they did that. It was cool then But as you get older, it's like Then you're doing serious things. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I may or may not have some acquaintances that are uh involved I may or may not as well Gage business right next one dude. This is a fucking home run this came in

Uh, this is from Oliver. Just join y'all are killing it with the content. Thank you. Ali. Thank you. Ali. We appreciate How this is even the way he asks is great. How do you How do you how do you secure a cold cut sandwich in your lunch? Is it in tin foil or a plastic bag? because Growing up we were secure. Yes in the way. He's secure like it's a fucking jewel or something Because we were a plastic bag fan. I remember if you got tin foil, it was like Well, let me ask you this. Were you the plastic bag family that you had to fold over or were you a ziploc kid?

I I still look at ziplocs like it. They're expensive Like if I have them in my ones enough the zipper on top Because foley was loose sandwich in part I put one piece of bread in one pocket Salami in my back pocket. I put it together. Let us up your ass. I put it together like a hitman on the roof Foley's working out with a big loaf of bread In a guitar case Foley, what are you doing? I'm going to the roof to have my lunch. There was a second eater

Yeah, we got an active fat kid over there. What's taking my school? There's an active eater in the cafeteria We were the full though. I I dude. I'm not even joking. My wife bought the ziploc buys the ziploc bags and like I won't use them because they're expensive in my like they're nice. I don't want I don't want to waste them in my head I'm like, well, uh, these are an asset. I don't want to get and then in my head. I'm like, well, they're fucking $2.99 And we're making a little bit of cake the foley's garbage level uh We we when we started so let's say we had those and we had the the wrap ones sure shitty ones We were the wrap all day the shitty ones would be used for sandwiches

Those ziplocs were used for like other things than food Like what there would be like keys or change viking or for a while Or for a while. I remember my mom was putting like her id and all she was like using one as a wallet I don't know why What do you mean you don't know why they're clean and nicely because you're dirty dirty on the beach They're nice or like a water park. Yeah, you know what was like I did I remember my buddy busted out one time One of the half jump the hat the little guys These were past your time. I don't know where you get them

Dude the little the half of a ziploc bag a couple of pretzel rods fit nice Dude, what a with goldfish and I remember being like, dude, what is your dad do for a living? Does he work for ziploc? I used to get sent I used to get sent with the fucking flip over the rollover with Fucking hers pretzels that would all be crumpled falling out in the bag and shit I do I remember at one point sitting there going these don't work until the piece to get some bubble wrap in here You're crunching my shit security mom. These are for dime bags only. I know it didn't make I just remember Now she now she does well back then that was new technology too. It was a little more expensive I could never figure out how to flip it overnight. So my mom would always do it perfect on the sand, which I could never

Well things now You know, I think things changed a lot in the 90s to spend like Four bucks on a bag of ziploc a box of ziplocs or like 199 on like the flippers Or you got like 8,000 of them. That was way did now it's like four bucks whatever But back then I feel it was just like you were like that's like That's just a waste of money. I don't know I've known from my niece and nephew that a lot of things have changed as far as packing lunch I don't think anybody's rolling in with a brown paper bag anymore

They all have these little soft like koozie coolers. They were they're dorks They were they when they those came out when we are and my mom like got me one with like a soccer ball And I was like yo tuts hit the fucking bricks. It's beat today. You can't even play Hey, thank you, Joe. Fucking out of here with that Now uh, we we we we we were we were definitely tinfoil for a while Really? We would only break out the tinfoil uh on the beach or when we went skiing We would pack our lunches to go skiing and have it in the lodge because like 20 of us would go Like all like kids and that I would get a fucking app

I have a fucking amoroso roll with fucking skippy peanut butter on it Roll that up throw it in a fucking cooler with some ice Good night screaming can of coke some goldfish. Whoo. We're in a jelly kid now. I'm not a jelly guy now We use the tinfoil for the sandwich or for the soda wrap up the soda in tinfoil That's my body. I remember that's fucking trash wrapping up my buddy did that. I remember in the fucking element I'm like wrapping up a soda keeps it a little bit colder I kind of like it a little warm Give me a nice bite to it

The trick she used to do that was the fucking best and I've mentioned it before is little debbie oatmeal pies that were in the freezer And for some reason by seventh period when those things fucking warmed up a little bit. Oh Was they eating raw oatmeal cookie? That's what you need good time. No jelly is insane. Yeah, no jelly's weird. I'm still that way dude Still that way. What about a nice jam on a on a on a muffin? No, dude They even really they give you jelly in jail, dude You're eating like a janitor's kid How about like a fig jam if you order like a charcuterie board and yeah for sure

Okay, throw that on a cracker with some brie or something. I'm not a fucking asshole. I'm cultured. I just don't I'm a I like the texture of it. I'm a pain. I don't need that fucking jelly getting in my way straight peanut butter kids Ha, ha, ha fucking stayed clear of them on the playground weirdos. That's why we only became friends later on in life He's got a dry mouth and nothing to lose No, dude, I would go to like I would go to a half a gallon of milk eating one sammy and I loved it There'd be peanut butter all over the cup fucking going at it on your grip hand. Yeah, it'd be all over the rim Oh, that's nasty taste it now. I was trying to this is this is garbage

Do you have the ever it only happens with water? Do you ever if you're eating something with water if you're eating dinner and you're drinking water And like and like the lips get on there You know, you're like on like a glass of water. Yeah, and then like as you go to take the sip It smells like fish or something like that. It freaks me out. I don't know what you're talking about But with a cup are you eating fish? No, but for some reason it gets like a fishy smell around the cup. I don't know what you're talking about No

That's your year. Yeah, you're on your own with that But use that for a patreon or something. I'll save that for are you weird? Sometimes my glass smells this one's a homerun this is And I don't like to drink the water That's why I do like a little lemon in it now because I feel like it kills anything any scent in there That's good. Yeah. Yeah, you think a lot of things that don't make any sense fair enough Uh, all right, this one's from Steve Isaac. This is a fun. I mean, uh, do you Did you ever have a barbecue grill in the front yard?

Which I mean, come on. Yeah, that's that's embarrassing. Yeah T-bone. Do you ever cook in your in your non? Well, I don't I don't know what I was gonna say. I lost flat tire that one. He's grilling his room Yeah, yeah, you ever grill in the pantry? No, never. Well, your parents probably weren't grill people, right? No, no, not really. I mean, I'm getting a vibe. Not a fun squad. No I want to see mugshots of your parents. Did you ever have family parties and like your dad grilling and stuff like that? No, no, my mom does the cooking my dad doesn't cook shit

But but my parents are fun. They would have like the entire neighborhood over and just get bombed fucking booze bags Yeah, that's pretty cool. I like that but but like but like martinis and like Gimlets and shit like that, you know, like classy alkies. Yeah, but not really fun for the kids now I don't know a lot of my t-bone such a hoot. Yeah I don't know too many eight-year-olds that are in the dirty martinis That's why t-bone can't drink anymore Yeah, exactly

Yeah, but instead of grilling we just have like a bottle of vodka Um, all right, let's see This one's from Sean Mack. This is a two-parter. Shawnee Mack. Yeah, uh Have you ever been part of a class action lawsuit and have you ever called a lawyer from a commercial on tv? Holy Like seleno and barns or i'm ath rosenberg the injury lawyer I might have called i might have called jg wentworth on a whim or something Really? Yeah, there's also that thing too. That reminds me of like you can put your social security number

And find them cash laying around this guy who's giving you cash if you there's cash on the street, you know it Yeah You don't run the type operation where you forget someone owes you money some uncle you never met. Yeah clash action lawsuit. No I I remember when I found out what they were I still don't kind of understand. I've seen Aaron Brockovich. Yeah, so a lot of time. I remember Uh, it was like one came for like mastercard or something where they were charging international fees wrong Right and like everybody got together and was suing them for like all of this

Money that they were overcharged or something. You were involved in this It came to my house because like my Mom and stepdad had a mastercard or whatever like they just sent it out to anybody like hey if you've traveled and used your mastercard You could be eligible to win this like so this wasn't even you as your parents. Yeah, I was a kid I didn't know and I was like I was like you still want your be quit. Well, that's I started look I mean, I know a scam when I see one. You know what I mean? So I start I'm like, I was I don't know maybe 12 or I don't know. I was young and I'm like What's I like read it and I'm like, so you just got to say

That you did this and you can fucking you can get a couple of points over here You know what I mean? You go wet your beak and my mom's like, yeah, but we don't do that And I was like that's like one of they have these weird things. You don't do correction, lady You don't do that because kippy's about to enroll in mastercard.com now. I'll need your license and a copy of your signature And what was the last time you were in Canada, by the way No, shit. Yeah But I've seen those bridge. I'm I always thought you were thinking more like uh, like bad zantech or something like that Like some like you know, like mesothelioma or something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No

I've never done that If I did I wouldn't be and plus you only get like fucking 10 bot if like the judgments 100 million The lawyers get like whatever 50% of that because they're doing it all on the cuff knowingly They're going to get a payday so the lawyers get 50 and then the other 10 000 people split, you know, whatever and then after It's like you can get 125 bucks on like a visa gift card or something. Yeah, and those corporations can fucking Stall that in court for fucking years and years and years before you see a dime of your money It seems like you've been down this road before So I heard

Um, all right. Yeah, next one. Uh, this is from Richard. Have you ever had to wear your dad's dress clothes as a kid? Because you got too fat. Oh, yeah, that's an adult dude junior high. I would just like get ready in my dad I would shower that go in I'd get like his russle fucking crew next shirt. I had my jeans I get like a tee or something and fucking, you know, I wore all my dad's hoodies and sweatshirts Oh, yeah, and some of them didn't fit me Some of them were too small for me as a fat, you know, fucking eighth grader or whatever Absolutely. I wore I wore a sport coat of my dad's recently. I can't remember what it was for it was and

He's been wearing it for 30 years. You know, he's a big guy, but I'm bigger federal coins in the pockets He's a big guy, but I'm bigger But it's it's like a big guy's coat But when you specifically wear a coat for so long like 20 years, he's had this sport coat It like molds to your body a little bit Sure So like my my lumps and and shoulders and everything is different. So I felt like I was in the talking heads It was big up here, but didn't button down here. It was fucking a nightmare

Real trashy. Yeah, it's yeah, but in high school. I thought dude his jeans his fucking socks I couldn't wear my dad's jeans socks. I would I used to wear my mom socks, too Socks in my house were a currency, dude. They didn't It was like bitcoin in the 90s Between my brother my sister, but they were just come and go. You know what? I mean, you can never in the morning You're getting ready for school and you don't have fucking a pair of freshies I'd go right into my mom's fucking dresser and take a pair ankle socks a hundred percent I was I was I was have like doilies on them and shit. I have to like tuck them down in the shoe

They're hot now. We were fucking trend centers I remember wearing my mom's fucking ankle socks with a little tassel on the back Rip that thing off and fucking keep it a move. This ankle's looking like prince Again blouses, uh, this is another thing, uh, this is but I was gonna ask you because I did it yesterday If you're out of socks and you just take your girls, right? Yeah, she's yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but she's got all goofy ones. She's like We share some like ankle socks or whatever. You know what I mean? Like she can wear mine. I can't wear hers. So if that makes any sense, of course it does

Yeah, so it's like some of them are like, oh wacky. I'm like, what the fuck is it? You know, you get a pair of black socks. I'm a fucking gentleman. I got a successful podcast I got a ripped up keep can't be caught wearing fucking socks that say tuesday on them or whatever Tuesday it's a fucking friday. You know what I mean? Um But this was the ultimate sign of trash these kids these days don't know how good they got it Ankle socks were pretty hard to come by back in the day. Very hard, right? That was like that wasn't an added expense. It was like you had your fucking sock regular and we were in the middle too, which was weird because

I missed and I know you missed the hot one. It was cool to wear a fucking like high Stripes. I missed that. Yeah, I missed that too. So we were stuck in this dad Like these 90s no man's land was socks. Yeah, they were they went halfway up and they sucked and you couldn't like push them down If you had shorts on sure, you know, so hold on. This is what I want to get to what if did you ever turn a pair of socks into Ankle socks You could do no because I think I tried once no not what I mean what I would do cut them No, I would either. Yeah, so I would either fold it. I'd only pull it up to my ankle

Right, like pull it up to here and then fold it under and put my shoe on like that. What the fuck t-bone Oh, yeah, yeah, or weird How did that that had to feel weird at the front of your foot? Yeah, not really just you got used to it or whatever But now you got out you got a fresh pair ankle socks on when all these other bozos are rolling around with the fucking squishy sock No, I couldn't do that or you would pull it all the way up depending on the sock and roll it back down over like Do you see what I'm saying? No, so I could see folding it back down Yeah, you fold it either way. This is fucking trash

Sure, you fold it back down under the heel and it's so tight around and you just pull your sock You put it on and you've got a fucking hot pair ankle socks No, I'm telling you 98 when ankle socks were it's the summer you got you got your mom's doily socks on you gotta do something Can't be walking out wearing camo cargo shorts with fucking doily. You could walk over to dicks and buy a pack They were like eight bucks I got that kind of cash up until like a week ago. I didn't have that kind of cash Well, what I was gonna say because there was nothing more especially a fat kid who didn't have well-defined legs or calves or ankles Or upper body or torso or neck or chin. Sure. Sure. Sure. But the hair was popping. That's about it. Um, see how far that's got

Uh A fat kid wearing high socks scrunched High socks and shorts is a bad look on a fat kid Most stuff is a real bad But also fat kids can get away with stuff because you're gonna he's fat. He's goofy, right? You know what I mean? It's like He's whatever, you know, I wasn't louis Anderson. I know I'm just saying take like a you know, take a stov Stovros for example, he he he just accepts. This is what I am and he The bigger guys can get by with stuff a little bit better. You know what I mean? He looks pretty sexy

I'm not saying he doesn't but you gotta own that like hey because I used to have a buddy This fat kid and he had these like he always wore like these flashy shirts like neon green and shit I'm like, I would never be caught dead on them But I'm like, oh, you own it and you're you run with it and that's your fucking that's when you have the equipment to Pull it off when you had the fucking those socks and in the late 90s fucking sucked and it was a tough look Yeah, it was bad. It's a tough look. I will say this that's gonna lead us to another line of questioning here I have google searched wholesale socks Because sock prices are outrageous. Have you ever purchased that?

Sock prices are outrageous. It's like it's like 16 bucks for three. It's out. It's crazy out here That's not true. Where are you buying socks? Well amazon.com now wholesale Oh, god But have you guys ever bought anything finger holes anything wholesale? Like bj's or sam's club I pay retail for bj's Go ahead and charge me full price I'm a friend of sam's Um, I don't think I've ever bought anything wholesale

We would do the cartons of sigs was the thing we would get the discount. No, don't even look at me. No I had windows in my room Parents that loved me Wholesale. Yeah, no wholesale. I'm trying to think we would get me like pipe We would get meat. We had a meat guy who got it was a whole he was a meat wholesaleman And we would get it like off the fucking back of the truck. I mean, that's awesome. Maybe I'm not such an asshole after all It's not fucking a crate of socks. Yeah on amazon And I mean, you know, exactly and we're getting it from a friend

You're buying wholesale socks and you you're making some cash too. How many come in a how many come in a bundle? A forklift's out front. Hey, we're off is toby mcmuffin here. We're out front. What does a pelt of cheap socks go for? Yeah, a cord of socks A cord that's what wood comes that's what firewood comes in Oh On storage space it's at toby mcmullin My brother the one this is to show us just like how new money trash our family is my brother running a place in center city the one time

And it was like him and like two of his buddies like nice like queen's village like one of those like brownstones But it was just for the weekend or they know like he lived there. Oh, okay, and it had a fireplace in it Right. It was like a three bedroom like one of those like split level type condo type thing I had a fire place. He ordered a cord of wood or something And they they had two parking spots out like in their courtyard And the guy just dumped the wood in so They would be like august and they had to burn all this They had fires going constantly and they lost two parking spots. That's fucking awesome

I remember the first time I heard somebody say the word cord cord of wood like this guy's garbage Yeah, the fuck that is. Yeah that like when you're driving around it says like free clean dirt. You're like, what are you doing? You see signs for free dirt. Hey clean dirt wanted. You're like, what? We have we have a community mulch pile in my hometown Over by the dirt bike Of course, it's over by the dirt bike I mean, where else are you going to put the community mulch pile? And the other time I ever see people in there taking stuff

It's at night and they're fucking they're in like a little truck not a full-size truck. They're in a ranger Yeah, but it's like one guy shoveling. What the fuck are you doing? It's one guy shoveling one guy picking ticks out of his leg This guy had to get out of the house. It's like headlights on it. That's a tough look at community mulch pile yikes A lot of problems are buried over by that mulch pile. Yeah Oh god, that's so funny. Yeah, it's trashy We have in a we have that and you know, we have an abundance of in our area, which I'd mainly do to believe we're garbage We have multiple quarries in my name in my area. Yeah, it's not a good It's never a good look. That's not a good look. We at least have two and two. It's too many

Yeah, there's one in Montgomeryville and there's and there's one over by East Norton I don't like it. I don't know what they're digging for. Yeah, that's too much Some guys ill of versus Kong started That's funny Um Well, I told you we went I mean we've talked about I think on Carly's at Carly's first episode I went to it. My mom took us to a sock factory Right. We were like going back to school shopping and we put up to a sock factor as like lady. I am not going in here

Yeah, it was a tough look. I always hated the way like burlington coat factory smelled. We never did that that was like Regardless of how poor we were like you had a sock factory I know like regardless of how tight money was at times that was like my the shame because they grew up so poor That like they got to a certain level and it's like we're not doing that like she would like I'll go into debt at old navy Before we go to burlington coat factory triple fat, which was which we have been We we've had a credit card declined at old navy one time. Oh really? Yeah, it's tough. Fantastic. Um All right, this is from pond. Is it trashed to run the heater in your car to keep it from overheating?

That's Yeah, you need mechanic work. Yeah, both. I had two Chevy luminous. My brother had one. I never even heard of that to be honest Oh, really? No. Yeah, so I know if that if it's in the summer and you're in traffic We've got to turn the air conditioner off because it'll run hot overheat. Yeah, so What happens is I don't know if it's older cars or newer cars or whatever I had two 95 Chevy luminous my brother had one and I had one silver and silver and white and both of them Isn't hers. So I don't I They would overheat. I guess there was like a leak in a vanny freeze or whatever both of them at the same time

I don't know. I forget. Yeah. I don't know. I think they might have been separate. Who gets two lemons? I remember I remember I we were this is when we were like gambling a lot is like high schoolers and we drove down to atlantic city and no one had a car but me and I had I had my car and I'm like it's overheats like I only use it to zip around you got to turn the heat on sometimes It's all right on the highway because the wind the intake's coming in so quick to cool the engine down But dude, I remember I frisbee up there I didn't tell my buddies and they were like friends that I wasn't really that close with you know what I mean It wasn't like, you know, two of like my guys like that. I'm still friend. They were like more cointenses

Okay, and I'm driving down and we're driving back gambling associates Sure, and I got to keep people that would want to go to atlantic city when you're 17 at 2 o'clock in the morning Yeah on a tuesday. Yeah, so we're driving back up to philly and I got I have to it's like, you know It's probably like may right so it's like a may night. It's like nice like windows down and I got the heat Fucking cranking and I didn't tell the one kids like dude. Can we turn the heat off? I'm like, no man We can't because they're not gonna make it home It was like a system you had to keep the heat up the windows down a little bit And then like you could turn it off if you're moving fast enough the

Would pull it down itself naturally. I'm 17. I'm down 500 bucks and I'm sweating my balls off Yeah, it was that it was tough. So go to a party or something like that Get a fucking keg Go to a movie or something. Were you? Jesus I mean, we were doing that as well fucking driving down the ec trying to make things right. I just had I just had bad fucking Trying to get one big score We were man. Keep the heat off my back. I keep the heat off in my car

All right, this is uh This is from Johnny shitballs I believe it's doctor Johnny shitballs professor shitballs. I'm not mistaken. Um In a single in a single occupant T-bones got the giggies T-bones got the chuckles It's just I can't believe that this is our career We're having a good time

I got a new key off doctor shitballs All right in a single occupancy bathroom situation where the bathroom is occupied Is it garbaggio for a man to use the woman's restroom or vice versa? I understand exactly what he's talking about. Yeah, it's not that complicated It's not an s.a.d question this one I get Uh, I'm fine with that single occupancy. I'm totally fine. You know who's not. Yeah, of course you are All right, well, I mean I'm not going in there If I go into the women's room, which I have for sure I'm

very courteous Of my stream. You know what I mean? I don't leave a mess. I'm in and out. You know that type thing I'm I it's fine. I think you think but you know who doesn't think who the females that are using that bathroom I always catch looks and I'll tell you what little fucking well like when they're waiting there and you open the door You're not the person they want to see just optically. You're not the guy you want to see. I'm a good looking in shape That's not You fucking David has they want to come in with me. You know what I mean? I was just finishing wiping you want to come in? I never shit in public like that either. I mean if I'm doing that I'm peeing for the most part

Oh, see unless I'm real hemmed up. I will specifically go Into the into single occupancy go to the women's to make a do-do Well, that's why you're getting a look. That's usually the cleanest and the nicest. Yeah, that's why you're getting looks Sounds like you're fucking strangling chickens in there Have you ever been walked in on mid dump by a member of the opposite sex? where Like in one of these bathrooms or part like in like at home Uh, no, I've never have no never never

Please tell us where would this occur? It happened to me. I was in high school. There was a oh, that's a tough look Dude pooping in high school. You might as well fucking change schools Dude, here's the thing poop pooped in high school. I shit my pants before I fucking pooped in high school It was during a rehearsal for a play I was I was just getting sadder and sadder. I was mid costume change So I was completely naked and this chick But like I don't know she had to most had to piss so I could she bust in like the fucking swat team on old 16-year-old Full new dropping a dude big uncut hog on him

I've I don't think I've ever laughed harder. She looks so horrified and is instantly percent left Was it a single occupancy bathroom? Sure was. So it was non-gender. Correct. It was just a bathroom Correct, and you didn't lock the door. I thought I did. Yeah, that happened To maybe that's how you get your kicks previous. Yes. No, no, no, no That happened a previous guest Reggie conquest at stand up new york He was just we had he had just we just moved up He had just started doing check spots at stand up new york and he went to Before his body went down to take a shit and he

This is when we found out he takes his shirt off every time when he takes a shit in public or not So he's downstairs shit and dude Shirtless dump is so funny to me in public at work at a comedy club at like 9 p.m. And he's shitting and a woman Walks in And she's like, oh, I'm sorry closes the door then he goes right up on stage and she's sitting in the front row And he's like, yo, I gotta tell everybody this lady just walked in on me shit With my shirt off with my shirt off. Yeah That's trashy

That's good. I don't think there's anything wrong with it No, I mean, you know, unless your women's room is always so much nicer. It's yeah, so much nicer Except the comedy clubs. I think it doesn't matter people are lawless. Yeah, well, it's like night club-ish people are there when there's boos involved It's your fucking no man's land. But a nice restaurant. Everything's janky stadium. Yeah My nose is running. Oh, great. I've got allergies. Um, all right this next one. Uh, this is from robert mccray Uh Have you ever used at a store or a restaurant or anything? The punch card and got enough to get something for free or half off never made it

I mean, I I fucking the yogurt place downstairs. We go fucking all the time And we have 1900 punch cards from them because we never never take it. I gotta say last week Yeah, my haircut Your haircut which raises the next question So I go to this place on 57th street and I've been going there for probably two two years now and uh They've I it's I've never even I've never been the guy to It just lived in my wall and they ask every time and I go, oh, shit Yeah, I do like I always forget and they go, oh, do you have a punch card? I go. Oh, fuck

I think I do and I always have it which is crazy that it's lasted with me. It was all tattered and ripped Um, because I need so many call I have like the little wallet So I need so many cards now. It's stretched out. So I need so many cards in there So they don't fall out if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Yeah, so it's like I have like I have like an empty TD bank gift card in here just to keep it full So that's why oh, that's why the keep the piece That's why the that's why it always lasted because I needed it in there, you know So this I didn't even realize how many I had or anything

And he goes, oh, I got my haircut last week He goes, oh, do you have a punch card and I go, yeah And he goes, oh, this is your free one and I felt like such a fucking dork like such a goober And he's like, this is your free one and now I go does he not get Paid on like I don't know how that works. He didn't seem excited. Let's put it that way you give him I hope you gave him whatever you were gonna give him for the haircut and walked away I gave him 20 cash that went right to his pocket. That's great. That's good, right? I mean the haircut's 30 plus a tip. Wait a minute. Well, he don't haircut's 30. Yeah

Oh So I so my hair cuts 40 bucks With tip I do 30 procedure. I do 30 and 10. Yeah, I think we've got to get the Hubble telescope involved to get these Fucking plant some seedlings on me um But I didn't I didn't know what to do Because he wasn't like, oh cool like you should have gave you should have gave him the 40

But see this is where it gets hairy because they don't accept cat They don't accept I was going to pay on card and then you can't tip on the card They only take cash and tips Okay, and I only had 20 and 10 on me because I wasn't I was expecting to put the haircut on the card And then give him 10. Okay, so I don't have The resources to give him the 40. Well, let's hit him with the 20 Let's take a step back Sure

If you're going to a place to get your haircut And they and punch cards are involved. Sure your garbage. Yeah, that's that's strictly for yogurt Certain coffee places. It's a nice place. And maybe a sandwich. I gotta tell you I'm not I'm not saying it's not trashy. It's for sure. Sure. Trashy. I am garbage for even Keeping the card and using it to completion Uh But it's not I can't Gotham barbers on 57. It's a fucking nice shot I'm gonna ask you if you got that haircut for free

It stinks folks. Yeah, it's um But yeah, that would just as the first time I felt I dude I like went home. I had a shower not even for the hair just to like you get the fucking get the garbage off of me It was a tough look. Yeah, I've mentioned this before the only thing similar to that that the folies have used over the years Uh is our Palermo's pizza slices Which Palermo's gives you a little pizza slice magnets and then when you get enough to make a whole pie You bring it. All right, hold on. You bring them in I forgot about this. Holy shit last so Easter Sunday or whatever for Easter. We go down the shore

We go down the shore every I think I might have been saving us for hard feelings or whatever. I don't know But I completely forgot we go down. We're down the shore, right? Mm-hmm and Uh, we're getting pizzas. Did I tell you that did we talk about this? No pop-up. Is this something to do with Palermo's? No, but it has to do with the pizzas. So we go to Sam's. We're a Sam's down the shore. They're Sam's and Max We're a Sam's household throw in there. We have been for fucking 30 years. We're a Sam's house so my brother-in-law collects the

cuts them off the Front of the box like the coupon like a lot of pizza places do that And we had hundreds of like we could go get like 50 pies that we've just been collecting over the years So i'm like i'll run up and get the pizzas like i'll go like i'll drive to get the pizzas or when i'll run up or whatever And he goes okay, so he goes he comes back With like fucking 70 of these cardboard cutouts 70 like he's got like a fucking ziploc like a big ziploc He's like here. We can use these I go dude I I i'm making a little bit of cash now, but even if I was dead broke

I would not i'm not paying with cardboard that ain't fucking happening. That ain't happening I don't care. Yeah. I'm like I can't be on fucking Wildwood's boardwalk fucking shelling Hey, what's that two how many you got there three four cheese and fucking sauce all over my hands No fucking dude. I was like that's embarrassing, but then how many is it one for one pizza? No, it's 10 So every how many pizzas were you getting six or something? So you were rolling there with like six Well, so this raises so that my brother-in-law goes let's do two Let's just do two pies with the coupons. I'm sure they have some type of regulation where you well that my cousin goes Well, let's just get the embarrassment over with and just spend all these now

So we're not like we don't like let's just get up get rid of them and do it Oh, that's great if he wants to go. Well, that's what I said I'm like, dude. I'll drive you. I'm like i'm staying in a car. I'm like that's when I tapped out I'm like i'm fucking i'm the car guy. I'm the wheel man. I ain't going up there. Yeah, I can't do it What's fucking cardboard it ain't happening. No embarrassing kibby's got shades on an advisor I got a fake mustache. There's just a pile of sigs next to the window You can tell I've been waiting for an hour. I'm all nervous It also says I get a free hoagie if I uh turn these upside down and a bucket of fries

Yeah, that's a tough look. That's a tough Yeah, the whole time listen the the punch card Is trash. Mm-hmm. It doesn't matter. I think you should think about a new place to get a haircut No, the place is nice and they do it. They do a decent job together and buy his own pizzas. It's my brother-in-law to shout out to matt um Damn they make a nice pie down there on the boards Man sam's pizza. You never had it. Never had sam's was a mac and manco's kid or whatever it's called. This'll put mac and manco's

Stay shame Wildwood trash statement. I'm telling you dude. There's been there's like you see you dude. There's been like fucking family You know feuds over people that trying to bring max into the house. Let's like get that the fuck out of here This is a sam's crib group of intelligency over there, huh? All right, let's do one or two more here. Uh, let's let's uh Uh There's some that i'm not, you know, this is from thomas g. Uh, are you worried about any relatives knowing your social security number?

i'm not sure i'm not sure i really get that one My all my mom and dad know it at least they don't know it They have axe your mom knows your social security number. Oh, yeah Really? Oh My mom doesn't even know my phone number. She she could assume my identity tomorrow. Have me kill really Especially with your deep voice. It wouldn't even be able to tell it wasn't me on the phone Damn, um, I thought that was gonna get a laugh. Uh, sorry. I was reading This is uh from snake with arms

Uh, do you use your fingers to help to get the last bits of food onto your fork? Come on, which yeah for sure That's of course. I didn't realize you weren't supposed to do that till I was like 15 Well, thummy and my sister's like, did you just put your rice on your fork was rice around me? She's like, did you just put use your fingers to get the rice on there? I go. Yeah, and my step dad's like Yeah, that's what you do. And I'm like now looking back. I'm like, that's not the first of all That's not the side you want to be on. Yeah, but first of all, honey, why don't you pipe down? You're sitting at the same table eating the same box of rice errone. Yeah, try to flex on me Yeah, yeah, yeah, because you got a butter knife. We are who we are. Okay the fuck I didn't learn until my wife

That the knife you were supposed to do it with the knife. Yeah I was dude. I'm just I'm still a fingers guy ever see people eat it with the fork upside down very My wife, yeah the They're very she's very proper with the silver. I feel like before your wife you just use a fork in your fist Yeah, I'm an animal. I cut with my fork. I don't use it like this I don't use a knife when I cut I cut everything with my fork like the chicken or whatever. That's a good sign Why that's a meat tender? Yeah, but it's a sign that I'm trash as well, dude. I eat a whole fucking turkey dinner with no knife

Do you do you cut on the inside of the fork? Are you like a stab cut I have to pull it out and then re-stab with the fork? Wait say that again. What? I I know what you're trying to say. I just have to get I I have to understand it I know what you're asking through the tongs. No, no, that's just like you're shooting nine ball I go through the tongs sometimes maybe you do also what I do is I Maybe sometimes I got a feeling fat man. I think I I

Think I used to I think I used to do that as a kid when I first started learning how to cut When I was allowed to cut my own pancakes Um, it's like hold on to put up in it. I know what I know what you're trying to sorry explain it more Because I know I just can't get there mentally. I know what you're talking about. You got a steak Yeah, you put your knife you put your fork into the steak get a grip and then you're going to cut your piece Are you cutting closer to you so that you have to then remove the fork and re grab the piece you just cut Or do you cut with a knife away from the fork so that the piece that you're cutting just falls comes away with it Oh comes with the foot so the piece is on the fork. Correct. Yeah

Do you need to do you need to do two forkings for one bite because that is fucking Well, this is I understand what you're saying. I get it now. Yeah, and I don't think I've ever thought of that Where the meat would just that's what you're supposed to do. Oh really? Yeah, like you But you would have to you got to put your knife down so you would have to maneuver No, what do you mean put your knife down the whole point is that you don't have to put any down and then it's all Look, you got a fork. I cut Fork I cut. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's how you do. So you have your knife in your fork in your hand at all times Yeah

No, well, this is what I do I I I put my fork down after several bites to have enjoy conversation with people Also, your mom cuts up all your food for you. Yeah You want to know what's really quiet dinner time at the folies I tell you what something that weed wacker gets brought out When I went when the shoveling starts just a lot of heavy breathing We like it quiet buttons work it over time It sounds like the hull of a ship all the buttons tightening

You hear the whales We've gone too deep, but you can't take it Ha ha ha ha ha rivets start shooting out Um connery concern things are sliding on the table I do what's even trashier. This is bad. This is really really bad I cut everything I cut multiple pieces, right? I'll cut like a half the chicken breast That's not bad. Hold on and then I eat I switch over and the fork is in my right hand Yeah, that's okay. I don't think so. Yeah, cut up half every little plate there

But it's because I can't go ready for dipping that's what you can't go left I can't eat with my left hand. I can't do much with my left hand So because the knife is in your right hand Right. Yeah when you cut because you're right-handed. So then I have to cut multiple pieces Put the knife down switch over and then eat That's why I just that's why I cut with the fork. They let you in restaurants? I bet it's bad dude. If at any point you got a swap silverware. Yeah Switching hands. Yeah, it's like a game of three-card Monty over here fucking kill bills

All right, let's wrap it up. Uh, what a fun one gang. Uh, we love you kippy. What do you got for him guys? Uh, Thanks, uh, I mean the uh, the support from everybody has been fucking fantastic whether you watch on youtube You listen on itunes stitch or anything the fucking patreon support is phenomenal everybody in the facebook group We fucking love you. It's it means the world to us. Uh, if you're anywhere near rally or Nashville on 420 and 421 first leg of the tour grab a group of friends come on out hang out We're gonna be fucking, you know, drinking beers. We're gonna be partying Taking pics whatever you want to do. We're also you guys are gonna be able to ask us questions We're gonna ask your questions. It's gonna be a good fucking time. It's gonna be like this

But we're all gonna be there together. Yeah, which is gonna be fun. That's the idea is we're trying to make it the fucking show We're trying to make it the show So me and foley are gonna be on stage together taking your questions Shitting on you guys shitting on your brother your aunt your uncle whatever you're doing a live pod where the audience can't say anything We're all gonna. Yeah, that's we could yeah, that was another thing We don't want to just do live podcasts where it's just whatever we wanted to make it more special and unique for each person You know what I mean? Like for each audience gets something special and unique and you guys get to ask us because we love hearing from you guys We love riffing the questions are fucking fantastic

Just based on how fun the the lot the live stream that we do is Oh How fun it's gonna be when we're all when we're shitting on each other and we're and we're all fucking it's great Yeah, I love it. I can't wait. It's gonna be fun. So come out. That's that's the pitch. Yeah We want you to come out and experience this is gonna be a good time First leg fucking raleigh and nashville and they were moving on pretty much around the country around the country We got like nine ten dates. Yeah more than that more than that. So fantastic. Yeah guys, uh, we'll see you out there Thank you so much. We appreciate it. I'm at camera and comedy on all social media

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