Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Clown College w/ Nathan Macintosh

Episode Date: January 19, 2023

Kippy and Foley are joined by old pal Nathan Macintosh! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NYC! Get Tickets to the Gramercy Show, Access Code: GARBAGE https://www.livenation.com/event/k7vGF99hSu4jM/are-you-garbage-podcast Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Indochino: https://www.Indochino.com Promo Code: GARBAGE This Show is sponsored by BetterHelp, Better Help: https://www.BetterHelp.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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You're welcome back anytime What if it's getting one of us again late after this I felt bad to laugh because I was like I haven't even introduced yet So I sound like a crazy person and he's looking at me like what the fuck is he doing, but it's funny We're having a good time. We want man His eyes were literally like I'm gonna cut his fucking mind right now Dump it dump it don't be silly gang We couldn't be more excited to have one of our best pals in a whole wide world back with us today You know him you love him

He has a brand new special out on his YouTube page right now called money never wakes do us a favor give it up for The one the only mr. Nathan Mackintosh What's going on Canadian camo on I'd like to see it You look like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber Hundred Boots man There's somebody told me I like it. I like it. Somebody told me I look like I robbed a gas station in Colorado Put the money in a bag You know what this isn't as funny as it was earlier, I do know I do but I like it man

A little better Let's see what you're working with it's a movement watch. It's just it's just it's just a gold watch. It's Adidas Yeah, it's Adidas. Well, I like Adidas. It's it's a plain old You got a soccer gold watch, dude Is that a stretchy band I left my fucking tricycle outside. No, it doesn't it's a real band goes with a sketchers chain Is this done by for I got a math class to get to know I gotta pick up my jinko's from the dry cleaner And Adidas watch. What are you doing? What do you mean? What do you want to do? You're an Adidas man?

I'm an Adidas man. Are you? Yeah, I didn't know that about you. You never asked fully Yeah, you know, it's only you really walk up to people every once in a long be like Nike It is we don't Reebok walk away Puma the brother of dr. Adidas Reebok I used to work at yeah, real Adidas owns Reebok, I believe I used to work at Adidas I got into the stuff, you know, I mean work at an Adidas store. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No Yeah, you may sell you a VP of operation. I said I worked at Adidas I mean if somebody wants to take that on is like I was the fucking you got to say I worked at Adidas not I worked at Adidas. He worked at Adidas

Adidas sure work at Adidas means you're at the corporate headquarters. God damn it. All right, so I worked I worked for Adidas. Okay in the very front office Selling on the you know, I was down on the pavement. You were a corner guy for Adidas I like I worked in the in the shoe. What are they called the shoe deck at the the Adidas store young and Dundas in Toronto and Yeah, I worked there retail. That's the front front lines is tough. Yeah. What years are we talking here? What years? Yeah I mean, I got a shift Plugged a special and hit the rough. Yeah, my manager put this on me He's like look at them as soon as it clicks 10 get the fuck back in the store

Did you get that for your retirement? Is that what it gave you the gold? I did two years at the mall What do you got do now Nate? I don't know a little fishing. Yeah a little fish and I might head up to Montauk I what years did I work there? I don't know to I moved here in like 2011 So it was right before that 2000 2010 the Kobe years. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay But it's more so they got a huge soccer department upstairs a lot of fucking soccer stuff I don't know anything about soccer, but some soccer players came in and people like losing their fucking Yeah, yeah, and I'm just like who is that guy women are crying guys are throwing their babies at this dude

Soccer players are you know, I've seen it on Halston Street. There was an idea or something there was some sort of whatever like the Nike store down here Yeah, it wasn't the Nike though. I might have might have been Adidas or something and it was full-blown crazy that somebody might show up Like thank you was in the city and they're like he's sponsored by them He might show up and it was like the block was flooded They're dreamy those socks though. It was a hockey hockey stars. I like could have been dog the bounty hunter Shout out to him I gotta get off the ice breath

Beth at the time was a big rest in peace. I believe right? Rest in peace. Yeah, can I say we're talking well, whatever just as a side note I might as maybe I said this before have I said that we When I was my first time here, so I don't think so. Did we uh, I'm here to say adidas Let me check the back There was so many good with the finger. Did you test the front? No, you're not no, that's not no my mom used to get in there That's your mom. I'm an adult man. It was being paid by the building. I'm not like putting a guy's foot in it You don't have a lot of room in the crotch there, buddy

They don't really go with the shoes No, but people did come in and people don't know their own shoe size like a people come in Giant man, you know feet the size of this table and they'd be like I need a seven you go There's no way they're like In other shoes are a man you go downstairs get a fucking 16 come Carried over your head like portage it up the stairs But what whatever Beth what I'm moving on. I forget we've even talked about it before but uh, I want to ask you this I was thinking about this one. He was trying to get the best. Oh, you were you got a bet go?

Oh, I'd thrown it away, but all I was gonna say is at the time. Oh, I think I'm a have I said this on like When dog the bounty hunter was out. I Had a huge crush on Beth. Whoa and his wife. I get that. She's a she's a she's a What's the word voluptuous voluptuous, but like Takes takes no shit. It was so fucking She let the girls hang out too. She was She wasn't walking around like Diane Keaton weren't No offense to it, but I mean she couldn't hide there wasn't you couldn't hide those if you had a fucking tarp

She'd have to be in a straight jacket to absolute even the straight check it They'd have to have a hole in the front and they go, you know, you're we can't lock these up I know I know just the nail like the gaudy fucking nails the big hair the the fingerless leather gloves with a gun American flag tank top. Yeah, I was all right now. I'm chubbing up over here by the way Who doesn't like a girl with a little bear spray on her? You know what I mean? I'm talking. Yeah, she would like get in the mix too. She'd like be you know, she'd snatch you up real quick Yeah, yeah, yeah, she was all right. I think it was the whole thing. I just have a I have a whole I have a whole She had a lot of gold she had gold she wore gold too. I believe I think she had like a gold necklace gold

Yeah, I've all adidas the whole thing. That was all pawn shop gold. I'm sure totally. Yeah, I was all that was all repo gold You're like the gaudiness in a broad. I There's a part of me that really does. Yeah, it's called the trashy side of me Of course, it's you don't want it because you know, it's gonna be a problem But like I think you do know it's good if a girl's got her name in her earrings. It's gonna be Shout out to most of my cousins by the way, I can't wait to America. We love you I can't wait till I'm digging one of her nails out of my forehead There's a part of that that's so hot

But also you're gonna fight with that fucking lady in a goddamn Applebee Oh pick up a bun and whip it in your eyes, you know, yeah, it's going down in public for sure But a tanned a tanned that's the best bitchy woman. That's all like just the Hey, get you going. Yeah I don't want it. You know what I mean after dark Become like a 80 year old man who's who's like, you know those guy like the billionaires or whatever that end up just run around with women Exactly like yeah, and all their money goes to them. Uh-huh I've paid it my third wife. I think that's what I'm gonna do. Yeah. Yeah go real trashy. There you go

Woman that hits you it takes your cane You limp dick pussy Not limp dick anymore you got to take a second that you got to take her and her boyfriend out to dinner She calls them her trainer. Yeah, yeah, I was gonna ask soccer players are way more famous worldwide than NBA or football stars. They are right. Yeah, like who's more famous around the world LeBron James or Messi? Messi right times of I Don't know though. I was I was thinking runs really in there That's tough LeBron is the exception soccer players

I mean God are famous in fucking places where people don't have shoes and don't even have a bit like don't even know what basketball is Yeah, you know, we were talking with this one night actually somebody was like, who do you think it's hotter women soccer players or basketball players? Yeah, there's just no because you're talking about the universe You're talking about and you also have a lot of those countries that are like known for really hot women Oh You see that miss Croatia that's running around She got famous at the World Cup miss Croatia for letting the girls hang out in the stands I didn't see this and then she's like hanging out with Drey was a baby sitting either. Yeah

Ain't talking about some nine-year-old. Yeah, no, you have a lot of those, you know untapped markets for the NBA Players to they do all right. Yeah hockey players. There's a rugged handsomeness about a hockey player. Oh, yeah Yeah, growing up in growing up in Canada, Nova Scotia all those dudes all the guys that were like plaid and they had like a Fucking jaw lines in the hair every woman wanted to fuck those guys Whether they look like a hockey better hard-working guy at the adidas store No, they never wanted me sunburn fucking shoe pusher sunburnt at night Let me guess you're seven and a half People like yeah, people like a goddamn athlete, but those guys even when I go home now man

You see you see yeah women just with like they love those fucking hockey players But like that Prescott or like Joe Burrow could they could go around Europe and probably not get nobody might not know who they are Prescott Quarterback Cowboys, okay. Yeah, I know nothing about football. Yeah. Yeah, see he can't he can't even go to Nova Scotia No, a lot of people go to Nate's apartment. Yeah, come down these stairs. I don't know the fucking who is that get that guy out of here They get your own sneakers Take long breaks at job when you guys you guys work retail. I worked retail most of my you know, I was grocery store Macy's

Yeah, that was probably about 10 years grocery store and Macy's between those two. I worked at a grocery store but I also worked at I worked at a Future shop in what's that Canada Future Shites. He told us about this. It's like a Best Buy Yes, but I used to go I used to take like long long long fucking lunches like huge huge breaks like two and a half Three hours grocery store. I used to steal fucking rotisserie chicken the super story out to a roto man It's a super story bears like I love just talking about places. I've actually been the Plus you paint a picture for some other games the super story in Bear Lake On the road to Main Street, you guys know what I'm talking about. We don't got it folks

I Know if I if I well whatever so I used to go I used to go ice push carts there and I was a cart man myself there Nate Yeah, 78 to 81 Yeah, but I was I was 15 and I was I had to look over the carts like like at this I was just a tiny little baby man But I used to take on my lunch break so I would just take a full rotisserie chicken the cold chicken up to the break room Crack the top the way you would steal and sit there that is kind of in plain sight type stuff Yeah, but they don't know the people that come up don't know that I didn't pay for of course. Oh 15 firing. I don't care

I'll walk I'll walk in here right now give a fuck. I don't yeah, I need $50 a year at 15 To have a great I used to make I sell this roto. I'm sitting pretty for a week I made $50 a week there and every time me and my friend would get paid We would play for the love of money OJ's and just be like we have all of them Like we're getting a cold 45 go into a movie buying a bag of party mix still got 30 bucks It's $30. That's a good time. Not bad. It's great. I fucking love Canada, dude Canada's all right. Also, who's buying cold 45s at 15? You guys are loony tunes up there. How's the divorce going buddy?

Cold 45 and a rotisserie chicken Yikes Chicken in a bag Baby, that's all I need That's a song a futon a futon to sleep on and a Gunner to drink from will you want a futon? No, no, no, you guys had your own rooms, right? You and your you and your bro when we were kids You know when we when we were kids we didn't we had bunk beds my brother would kick the fucking

To piss me off the bottom. I was on the top. He's on the elder brother He'd kick the fucking bottom on my bed until I come down and like fight him That was a one of those cool bunk beds where it was a big bed at the bottom and a small one at the top Those dropped in the 90s. Did they go did it go on an angle? Was it perpendicular to each other? Those were sweet No, no, no, no, remember those. Yeah, they only Magazine they came with the one that went this way than the one that went that way. Yeah, no way was my Ladder and like a slide and all that stuff. Yeah, that was in like the movie blank checks Preston waters bought that with his million dollars

No, this is a regular-ass two-bed stacked on top of each other bullshit little ladder that you barely even used stepped on the top Threw yourself up. Yeah, but my brother used to kick the bottom of it And so we know we shared we had we shared room the whole time. Hmm all through the high school, too. We Look man, I come from real garbage. I moved out of my house when I was 16. So no Yeah, man, I lived in a guys. What are we doing here? So I'm sure we've talked about You moved out at 16. Yeah, I That's middle-aged in Canada run away technically ran away. There's a whole other story that we don't even need to get into This is a fun podcast. We don't bring this down. It's don't want to talk about my circus years

Which would have been at the Halifax No, so I ended up going to live with my friend to finish out high school and I was like his family or yeah His mom really because my mom my mom was moving to Mayor machine of Brunswick. Look, I'm gonna keep saying all of the names or yeah, because whatever but so she was going up there And I wanted to finish high school in Halifax So my friend was like hey mom can fucking Nathan live with us and she's like yeah So I ended up living with my friend for the last year and I he dude He made me a bed out of a futon. This is ridiculous. This is what the show is

How did we get we went from Beth's man gorgeous hair. He is a guarded boy Sleeping in a straw manger my my friend made a fucking There's a real reason that I did a whole special talking about money Do my my friend made a broke a bed for me out of a broken futon on some milk crates Whoa, and he took and he took the closet doors off of his closet So my head was it in the closet and my head was in the closet under shirts So if I woke up there was shirts on my head and I was I was in a bed I was on a futon bed broken on some fucking milk crates. That was my last year of high school

That's a good friend though, man. I really want to stay there. Yes, and I'll say this man We had um so I'm I had an older brother. He was two years older all of his friends were all really cool I love you know, I analyze him and all that stuff and for a while one of his boys Yeah, he had trouble at the house and he stayed with us for like two months. Mm-hmm man. That was a fucking Dude, yeah, man. It really it really was a good time. It was me my friend Andrew Ham who's a fucking great carton shot out to Andrew. Yeah a ham a day on Instagram, but he he um it was me him and his brother and It was fucking great man like legitimately that time was awesome his mom's crazy

But in the best possible way she would yell at us all the time about random Bullshit, you know, I mean cuz we come in high as fuck sometimes and his horse sleeping in a closet You gotta take the edge off Wake up with a head fully shirts and trousers. He got a fucking yeah, you gotta you gotta get lifted a little bit Like I gotta go to work and I'm like come on man You just hit me in the head with a denim fucking shirt cut my face But uh, no, it really was it really was a great time. I imagine every shirt in the closet is denim It's Canada. It's denim hockey jersey CCM stick

Got up the CCM make a hell of a product and it that was more of a bower man myself Hockey skates, you know what I mean, but just swinging over my head the whole time. Just hoping the knot was done, right? But it is funny when I got you can you think about the like times like that We're like just but then and then you grow up and you got to pay tax and you're like, you know what man? Sleep in a closet wasn't so yeah, I have it so bad man. Wait, it's Had on a microwave ain't too bad sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those things where like you don't know You had about six problems then right one of them was that you were sleeping in a closet Can I it if I'm being real serious? Sure wasn't even a problem. I know

I was having a fucking ball. I just started comedy. I was finishing high school and you did $50 dollars I thought a comedy in high school. Yeah, well right after high school. I started comedy. I was 19 I'm a crazy person. You didn't go to college. Did you know I went to I went to Humber College in In Toronto so I'm here. Humber. Yeah, okay, go ahead. Wait, wait. Hey, where I'm the lumber I was riding these logs right down a river Humber Humber Humber had this fucking. I mean, this is real hobo Humber has a comedy program. Oh, wow Okay, I have a two-year comedy program, right? I went solely so I could get to Toronto I was like, how the fuck am I gonna get to Toronto? I'm living in a closet. How do you go from Nova Scotia to Toronto?

How many moose 15 as a whatever 18 or 17 year old that is Understand of like how I can get X amount of miles. Yeah to this place with this in every crazy once a month in Nova Scotia, there's two moose that leave and They had one to come back. I missed I missed the last move So I went to I went to Humber College for one year and then I I dropped out and just kept doing comedy You stayed in Toronto. I say Trump got Humber College has a 70% acceptance rate. Nice. Well comedy buddy Who's not taking I want to give you money to do comedy like get in your sucker. I mean, what are you talking about? Of course, they do here's your blazer and roll the sleep

You don't mind sleeping in a closet to you Yeah, I can assume they have a fucking high but anyways, so I did I didn't did you know what short answer no I didn't go to college. I Went to a clown school. There was literally a clown class. There was a clown class a sketch class a stand-up class You took a clown class. Yeah, did you never do your makeup? They didn't do we didn't do makeup. This is dropped out the first year There was a second year. I was a third semester. We got into the red nose Professor comes over and just slaps the lipstick out of your hand honks while he doesn't know

Give me your oversight shoes What's the movie about the drumming Drumline I'm a drumline. Oh, you're talking about whiplash. Yeah, drumline is the drum move. Yeah, I guess that came in Fuckin cannon and drumline. Yeah. Yeah, that movie's great. Okay. Let's talk about that in Dochino Chino best and abyss Let's talk about not looking like a bozo for 2023. Yeah, come correct, baby I'm getting on that. They got custom-made gear over there. You get blazers. You get suits

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Now back to that show back to the show the uh, so we did do clown. We did have it. We did a whole nose thing I've done wait. What's a whole nose thing? You put on a clown nose and you do clown the guy that taught it was like a clown like a real clown Not like a birthday clown not like a circus clown like a clown clown. It wasn't just a jerk He was a he was a yeah, he's a dick French He was a French I don't know he was uh, he was a no clown. So we did clown one time nose clown Wow, yes, we it's it was look man. I wanted to get to Toronto. This is a Boy could get there when I judging you. I'm just so yeah, wow

I'll tell you this the stand-up class rode the whole way in the giraffe car on the train first of all Your head sticking out this man, uh, so first of all, I absolutely love this man So but I'm going to tell this story because whatever the guy that taught the stand-up classes man Canadian comedian named Larry Horowitz. Okay. Uh-huh. He taught a thing one time and look I love Larry. All right, this man This doesn't this doesn't this isn't a but this is one of the stand-up classes This is how insane a comedy can get I can't make this up This man goes look man being on the road in comedy is tough Well, what's talking years ago before pot? You know what I mean? He goes be on the road stuff, right?

So next class I'm gonna teach you guys how to cook an egg on a lamp. Oh my god And I lamp I laugh because I go well, that's hilarious. That's not real. Yeah, it was real dude I left that class. I was like, I'm not cook. I'll spend the six bucks Macintosh your eggs are fluffy enough. You're out I said I wanted cheese on my on a lamp and then how to make a sloppy Joe's in a coffee maker like horrific horrific That's not a pretty good idea Close with some road trim part two how to make a $10 bill look like a 20 Fold it just right. Oh my god, how to sleep in the gym of a holiday Folks I'm gonna teach you to eat maraschino cherries for dinner

That's all right. I like the sloppy Joe one. How does who has coke in the audience? Yeah, man, it was a real thing and it was a real fucking sad and I was like, oh god I'm I'm skipping that whatever not doing it. Um, anyways, but it got me Toronto. I stayed in Toronto did stand up for years That's great. I didn't know you guys had sloppy Joe's up there. I didn't know it was that that was it. That's like a soccer We call them meatball coffee makers Yeah Wacky will you want some coffee pop slop? He wants a beef hat trick

Yeah, we got sloppy Joe's I mean to but do we call I think we yeah, we do fuck They had meat in the gut sauce. How many how many ways can you call that? I love them. They're my favorite really Oh sloppy Joe where I'm from in Wilkesbury. We called them wimps. You're from Wilkesbury. Wilkesbury, Pennsylvania I was born. Can I ever tell you this fucking story? Lay it on me, you know Wilkesbury. I know the town Mountain top Christ, how the fuck did I not know this until right this second? I don't know Wilkesbury is one of the craziest things I've ever seen happen in my life doing just talking about comedy. I'm bombing my bag all the way off

Okay, that is out the door. I'm on stage eating my dick host died middle died. I'm walking I'm standing in the back. Oh, he's there eating a fucking sloppy Joe There was a guy in the crowd who's massive huge That's mr. Foley to you Jack dude, huh? Yeah, I ripped Some guy who looked like he literally was just fishing with his fucking feet Giant mountain creature He's sitting in the crowd He has a tiny little hat on like a little like a like a like like this like a little hat and he

Audibly farts This had to be a foley dude. This had to be like a third cousin or so It might have been he audibly farts crowd dies because this is Wilkesbury. I look at my goal. Come on, man He goes Kills again kills with the shrug And then I just had to riff with this guy for fucking 20 minutes. You should be hosting the stand-up class He should yes, you're trying to squeeze out a fart My clothes are yeah, if your materials not working class how to violently shit yourself in front of wood creatures

Wilkesbury, that's crazy. Yeah, that was just a casino and trees Yeah, there's a city there. It used to be it was very it was very prosperous back in the day You had railroad yet trucking yet bottling was salted the earth kind of town. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and Jimmy Carter came in Yeah, my mom my mom ran over the Philly fanatic in Wilkesbury The mayor afterwards What are you talking about? So there's a there's a place in Wilkesbury called Public Square, which is just a public Every day around the private building every day a new to man goes in forts to let you know it's noon That's the bell tower. Yeah the smell tower

They have like a Fair every year something like that and you know every once in a while You know you spend a little money you get some fucking big shots in there and the fanatic showed up one And he was doing a bit running across the street and my corrupted the town We had two choices hospital or Come on I got good news and bad news fanatics coming everybody's gonna have to suture their own cuts for the rest of the year And ironically the fanatic could have used the hospital So your mom fucking nailed the fanatic as he's running across the street. He was doing a bit

running it back and forth running around and She she was driving and didn't see him and he was he like ran across the street and he jumped on the hood and she hit him And then he put his little thing out of his mouth and then got off almost like you ever see the movie thinner No, it's a it's a Stephen King movie, but a guy he hits a Gypsy and she puts a curse on him, but same sort of deal and he keeps getting thinner. Yes. He's a he's a big dude I gotta find that bro I Anyways, that's the whole thing. That's what remind me of this fucking your mom nailing the fanatic and then putting that having some curse put on her

You know, she's always getting yelled at by the fattest son in the world Oh keep growing and growing and growing He's gonna fart at a comedy show to see no All right, let's quit dicking around getting us some cues here Mm-hmm gang as you know when you sign up for the old patreon you can have a question read on the air by Kevin James Ryan himself He's no Philly fanatic. I'll tell you that Still take a run at your mom though There goes Al Fatter son is

All right, this one's from Kevin soundbar Very good name. So it's a very deep guy. Yeah Because I'm not trying to make fun of this guy. Oh, it sounds like a fucking sounds like I just Music store Kevin sound Toby got a soundbar for Christmas last year Why I gave mine away stunk. It was more if I just wasn't gonna set mine up. Got you. Don't say nothing Good for you, man, that's a good one. I got one. I got I got I guess I could stack yours on top of my double up, baby They'll be sound

Behind the couch remember that when you started putting the speakers behind the couch We never did either but you go to people's houses and the wires running all over the fucking place dude That wire would come loose fucking yeah The little black one and a little red one you stick it in there man the home stereo setup for a while was fucking So trashy it was so wild none of it worked. It never worked so many cords so many lights I hate when you when you had those ones that like just lit up even when they were off They would still just like constantly light up Hey, look aren't I cool? It looks like a fucking pinball machine in CD players spinning around digitally

Yeah, you say that now until you walked into future shopping. You're like, you gotta get the lights Listen buddy, you know what your living room needs lights that go off at random. I wouldn't mind the stereo system Be honest with you. There was something comforting about it Five this change that you could get that right now. I don't think you'd find that today. Yeah first set pennies on the new patreon goal I want $100 That's a boom box though. I want the real so what a woofer So give me a woofer if you don't got a woofer you're not getting nothing on my high school girlfriend Whatever we have a good buddy and it gets a little wacky get a little silly

All right back to Kevin soundbar first time long time 14 doll 1450 homie because I'm Canadian trash there we go shout out to the exchange rate Is it car? Can I I'm sorry to cut you off? What's going on with that? Well, why is it? Why is it more in the world finance? Yeah, we're gonna break it down Does the dollar not hold up to the Canadian? It's the other way around the Canadian dollar isn't as strong as the u.s. Oh, so they have to pay a little more. Yeah, all right Now that you're fine with that. Yeah, you're okay a second ago. You're gonna go to war Sons of bitches

What about the pound do we still stack up with the British pound? That's probably they're all the print the pound the euro and the dollar always very close like one One to one point one or whatever because for a while Last time I was there was the first time I've been there in eight years where the dollar Was stronger so I had more purchasing. Yeah, they were kicking the shit out of it for a little while The european tourists that come over and spend all our money. You know Yeah, I went years ago That's what they do get their hands on some fucking american debt. No, that was I'm saying

That's when the when the when the euro was so much stronger than the dollar. Yeah, they'd come over here and spend it You're talking about when the iron curtain was up and they'd come over and get Beatles tapes and blue jeans They smuggle them by Levi Really? Yeah. Yeah, Levi's are a big thing because they can't get them everywhere over there Really working at a deetus in the in the front office It was mostly it was a lot of fucking brazilians that were buying shoes because apparently A deetus shoe in in brazil this is what I was told anyways like 500 bucks. Oh, really? Yeah tough to get in Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were just stacking them up. Huh interesting. We should look into that

shipping importing exporting Yeah, the fuck we doing there's money sitting out on the table big bag of shoes drop it over real There you go guys I've had it. I hope you like shack shoes Uh all size five We got a cartel submarine fully easy Coast guard banging on the door They're just kicks. I swear

Uh, all right Kevin sound bar is it garbage to drink shots of soda from the ketchup cups at mcdonald's while waiting for food Because you didn't buy a drink That's That's wild. Does he say what part of canada? Uh, no just canadian trash. He says I really wonder what I'm gonna guess alberta But is that is that like your your south? Alberta's like our texas. Okay, and I I'm just guessing them for fun. I have no idea this man This man I could have went to fucking high school with this guy. Could be the guy that let you live in the closet real quick

actually one of your professors at clown college Is it rude to honk your nose while you're waiting for your nuggets? the um the one time at uh in fucking um, and then well and and yes, yes, that is trash Yes, it is, but it's also I respect you. I do too. It's also like I don't care what anybody thinks of that's a deeper commitment Anybody could walk into poling at the water cup. They act like they're stealing the Mona Lisa Nobody gives a shit That's all foam by the way. You gotta let that settle remember the little wax the little wax ones. He's probably talking about exactly You know, you had to do with those you hold them out. Yes. You mean open a ketchup packet

drain the ketchup out of it Drink a root beer of a mustard bottle That is real trash, but I do I like it. That's great. I I respect the brazenness of it It's just like I don't I'm just fucking wet my whistle over here. Nobody's gonna get to mcdonald's Nobody gives a fuck. There's a goddamn guy living in the bathroom somebody somebody's jumped the counter to beat somebody I don't know those videos are getting wide They would love it if the only problem at mcdonald's is some guy fucking putting root beer in a goddamn ketchup thing Yeah, my friend one time we were hungover as hell

In uh in a mcdonald's and he goes uh, it was breakfast and he goes uh, he goes Hey man, look and he's trying to show me like what he did with a fucking egg mcmuffin I don't even know but he's so hungover both so fucked up. I look down his balls are out His balls are completely out of his shorts. I go, buddy. You're fucking bag is All right, you put a hash brown on the mcmuffin's big deal hanging brain at breakfast There's it's crazy. It's full on breakfast hanging brain was all right, man. You get somebody hanging brain. I'll never forget I was probably Nine my cousin was 12 13 and he goes look he had like, you know basketball shorts

And he hit me with oh, shit. I sat in some bubblegum. So I turned to look and his nuts stanging out At first glance it looks like bubblegum That's a shout out to shawney listen. Yeah, that's all right, man The first time you saw those things you're like god, you saw like a court you saw like a A more like a mature ball bag when you were a kid That was scary What the fuck how's mine gonna look like that a mature ball bag? I one time got uh supposedly one year ban from I don't think the guy had the the authority to really ban me

From the from the mcdonalds in my town because we were doing jello shots And we wanted those ketchup cups Right. Yeah further because they're perfect. Okay. Well when I went To go I was just going to steal them from there We needed like a hundred or whatever and you can't this was like you Now you would just I'm sure you could just order those on amazon and they'd be there the next day But this is high school or whatever Even if you could do it in high school, you're not going to order them. Yeah, it's way better thing to steal them if you can

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a mail away for cups for a party It's real cool. No one's coming to that party I Put on the flyer stolen from local mcdonalds All right, I don't really get some foot traffic guys are cool These guys are bad ass Um, we're you know way a hundred a couple hundred we needed we needed and see that shelly. That's a wendy's napkin What's up with grease stains on it already every wendy's napkin comes pre stain

The fucking dirt bag fingers going in there. It's just that darker shade of yellow I'm supposed to wipe my face like a gentleman. Is it is it the trash if I spit into those napkins and put them back While i'm waiting for my spicy chicken sandwich Yeah, it is man, but good for you. Shout out to the spicy chicken. It's probably the best thing It's probably the best thing they got it might be one of the top sandwiches in the fast food market What's your go-to fast food if you're dabbling? If i'm dabbling you keep it pretty tight, but what is the Wendy's wendy's wendy's is fucking awesome. I don't have that. Is your wendy's up there. Yeah, wendy's up there

You did all right. Yeah, I made the trip. Dave Thomas went everywhere Guy took a virtual bar canoe right into Canada. Talk about an international businessman. Hey, Dave Thomas Was all over the map. Just walked into Canada. What do you eat here? Hello other country. Yeah talking slow my uh my ex-girlfriend of mine worked at wendy's When we were in high school and uh a real power couple, huh? Dita's and wendy's all the nuggets and laces you need ankle socks and big potatoes coming out of your ears Oh man, she was that she worked there right and she got uh, so the spicy chicken sandwich is one thing But you know the the the the the cheese they have for the big potato. Oh, yeah

Okay, so she'd get a little cup of the the cheese you put that on the spicy chicken sandwich. Ooh That's all right. I it's it's it's it's a gourmet meal. It's pretty good. It's a party That was the first time I had cheese fries was at a wendy's and they didn't have on the menu, but somebody He put a little tasting menu together for me and the boys he walked in they're like foley's here I'll take care foley sits down like it is a restaurant puts a bib on sits in the back Oh later. Yeah later coming anybody. I was working for james beard at the time No, they give him his own table like in good film They walk it through a lamp

Little save thomas lamp the eyes light up the guys in the back. I'm gonna go get the nuggets the nuggets There's something close to the band, huh The band is two old men fighting over coffees Every time you two every time the one night dave thomas center for two frosties I felt like a kennedy I didn't think it was strange to kid this young with connections in the fast food industry like that It all seemed normal What do you do again? I'm in eaten

See this see this right here, honey. It's called a whopper junior not even out yet. I'm a union delegate Let's go Any who that's an all-time a yg rift as I was saying I gotta worry about my fries getting cold in the drive-thru for this She finishes the fries that's all we had karen That's all we had The kids were coming I didn't know what we were gonna do you want to see wappas. All right Oh

I was in the middle of my cheese fry story all my life. I wanted to work at wendy's Anyway, they didn't have cheese fries Ever since I was a kid. I wanted to eat flame brood. Oh my gosh never frozen dead beating this child because he's eating at wendy's I showed to my parents house dress like ronald mcdonald. Look at my shoes, mom You look like a clown Listen They didn't have cheese fries there at the time All right

as I was saying And my buddy's mom was like what you do is you get a side you ask for a side of cheese and he dip your fries in it Seems like a real classy bro Was that bath you're sneaking your own cheese with That was it for me, dude I never I never realized you could you can manipulate the market like that. Yeah, that cheese is a party It's cheese whiz. Yeah, and we're filling trash, you know, they're just a lot of the people that work in wendy's They're just kids man. You you push them a little bit. You look them right in the eyes. You go. Hey man

No fucking around give me the goddamn cheese. We're gonna give it to you. Oh, yeah Cheese and a side of chili or chili a man. He the frosties are great. Wendy's is great. What do you say? It's a good time. Uh, I don't I've never was ever a real I like them all I was never really huge Uh I didn't have an alliance to one or the other. Uh, I like them all as an adult though Picking now because it's a kid. Yeah, you're good. You go to anything. Yeah, I Mickey deez. Yeah, it tends to be a little bit just because it is the most there and it's like it's you you know Yeah, it would be the one I probably frequent the most is Mickey deez or up now. I love chick-fil-a

It's it's chick-fil-a. I've never had chick-fil-a. Whoa. Yeah, I know I I got at some point time I got it. I'm sure that maybe there's probably just gotta be somewhere in Canada that hasn't I'm assuming maybe in Alberta or in New York City Oh, I know. Yeah, go to one here. Yeah I don't have my passport guys. I could go to chick-fil-a But I mean, I'm gonna send my home like I don't think uh, there might there might be one somewhere in Canada I don't know but anyways, you got the Horton's up there And w2 that might be the one that I love. I love those here. There wasn't that many but there was one in my mall Yeah, they tried those but they took long hot dog

Who's eating a hot dog at the mall? What the fuck are we doing here? And it was never in the food court. It was always like next to pay less shoes or whatever Yeah, but they also tried to combine them with something. It was like a and w and like staples or something weird like that It was like a weird crossover. Well, yeah time square. There's a tim Horton's and pizza hut combo and you look at that I hate that shit. I had a pizza and coffee on the same side of the counter They do that with Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. They do that the biggest one is basket robins and fucking Dunkin Donuts I've said it many times knock that shit off. That's fucking blasphemy. Yeah, you can open up two stores because the guy's overhead because

It's double the leases. It's double the construction. Yeah, but there's never a guy over at the fucking ice cream thing No one's really ordering it man. Let's be honest here. It's a Dunkin. You're going to call them over and gives you a fucking attitude Go and do a Dunkin. Good luck trying to taste something. You're also probably ordering at 7 a.m. And they're fucking in the weeds, dude Let me get a black coffee and a banana split What the fuck dude to drop the black coffee doesn't open the noon. I'll take a green tea to scoop a bubblegum, huh? Shout out to bubblegum ice cream. Oh, that's back in the day. You ever have that? Yeah, it's a great time. No, I love bubblegum. I remember that. Yeah. Yeah, cookie. No chocolate chip cookie doesn't one Sure, mint chocolate chips a good time, but bubblegum is a party. Yeah. Yeah, that's all right. I think they stopped doing it

Yeah, kids were It was like seven seven fucking pieces of bubblegum. Yeah, big shit. Oh, yeah. Yeah Carter what are you gonna do? Are you reading a book? Why don't ever accuse me of that Uh, all right here. Let's see this one's from J. Row Never had one read is a garbage if a good portion of the cups you had growing up were the hard plastic large slurpy cups They use for the movie promos. I was sipping crystal light out of a faded wolverine x2 cup for like 11 years

Those are the fucking best cups we never kept the movie cups We always kept any time we went to a sports game. We kept those Oh, yeah, the flyers a flyers cup full of coca-cola and crushed ice Man, we had these huge faded flyer. Yeah, they were never they were never of the standard Increments, it was never like eight ounce 16 ounce 32. No, they were like 43. Yeah. Yeah. It was like 28 or something like that as a kid Yeah, one of those and they smelled different if you pull one of those If they you pull one of those out of they weren't supposed to be around that long I know. Yeah, it was probably the micro micro plastics. Yeah

It was like you use them take one home and have milk in it in the morning and throw it out But I tell you what man pulling that out of the fucking cabinet after it's been washed a thousand times and smelling it It was just oh man. This is trash. I'd make a soday But this is also what everybody's doing. I had uh, my mom got me. Obviously. I'll remember bat batman forever I was just about to ask if you had these cups. Yeah, I did Oh, I didn't talk about this on your very first step, which I think you were the first episode of the show What I think nathan was the first or second episode of the show. Oh, yeah I vaguely remember talking but the cup. No, so they had the uh, they had the fucking the the the

Engraved the glass ones. Yeah, they had a riddler Two-face batman and a robin. We had all of those. Was it mickey d's doing those? Yeah That's what mcdonalds used to give a they used to fucking really put it out I remember one of the olympics they gave these clear coffee cups With the little like people doing like different things. They were so fucking awesome. Yeah, they used to really fucking give you cool Shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No now. It's just kinder kinder is the only one that gives fight videos They do give us that every day, you know, that's true Something I guess she's that one in philly of that the guy and the girl going at it or in the cheese steak place

Man, google that folks. Oh, yeah, gotta be in your life. Look. What do you think's going? Do you think that's like a lifetime of things or like that day two people had the worst day of their lives and they came together It's a combination of yeah Yeah, it's it's two people that don't have a lot going on that are like I'm having a tough day The one at the waffle house recently is wild too with a little blonde had a girl fucking shakes off the fucking metal chair Some girl Like magneto just like and then just starts fucking throwing fucking haymakers on this How crazy is it to that years ago?

There was so little of those type of videos that when when those did happen those people became famous It was national news They were on all of the things they're like you see you're the chair woman and they're like, yeah And there was t-shirts and now they happen so much dime a dozen dime a dozen every weekend If you go when it doesn't happen, you're fucking pissed off. Yeah, I was in a dwayne reed I think in uh in fucking queens and I'm waiting there in line and some lady just snaps Starts throwing all the the chocolate bars at the cashier behind the counter. I just walked out. Yeah, what are you gonna? I'm not recording it. I'm not standing here. I'm now. I'm done. I don't even know

I think I would step in in that situation. Somebody's got to clean all that shit up I hate when they do that when they trashed a place to I mean it was this lady was losing it man Just like yeah, I left. Yeah, I guess I should have done something What are you gonna do? Is it garbage if you're then you're fighting a girl on fucking youtube two girls now Like the one behind the counter and the woman that's throwing the shit because she kind of started throwing it back Is he it became a wild thing? But I mean is it garbage to walk out of a dwayne reed cashier fight? Of course, it's not crazy though

You never know what pushed her to that edge You know she wanted to return something and the woman's like you can't return this It was like toothpaste or something but you can't return It's like a half. You know what I mean? Is she basically this uh, hey Defective. I want to return this lady. You can't return that. Fuck you throwing mr. Biggs at her and shit That's a bay day It's stamped on her head for a week. That's disrespectful. You get hit that with a chunky All right, this one's from jane ten dollar homie never had one red

Is I would love your take on this because you're a very particular guy Is it garbage to take a picture or video of your meal at a high-end restaurant? Dude, you're doing it all the fucking time now by the way me. Yes, sure not even a high-end restaurant It's not like we're fucking eating at uh Whatever every night, but where did I love that you couldn't think of a high-end restaurant? It's not like we're eating new Fucking baskin robins everything. I don't know the dunking donuts on fifth You did it. Uh, whatever. I did it at lunch. Huh? I did it at lunch. Where did we go?

Oh, okay. We have a steakhouse. Yeah, all right I did it because my wife was like, what are you doing? I'm like, I'm going to your lunch with foley and the fact that that was unexpected that we went and got Steaks for lunch Okay, and she was like, what are you where are you going? And I sent her a picture of the steak. All right I'm not hosted. No. No, never. That's the question, right? Is it is it? No, it just says to take doing it a lot though I didn't do it. You got mad at them. You got mad at new guy luke at the christmas dinner because he had the flash Oh, yeah, she's right. Don't take your gripes with other other people and throw them on me

Two seconds ago. I was like, I wonder what happens what happens in somebody's day when they come together and actually fight And I almost You guys pulling each other's hair throwing fucking I happen to have a pocket full of candy bars You would happen to have a pocket full of fruit. I'll give you that other pocket. Is that cheese in it? Uh, I don't I don't know if you're not posting it. Then I don't know whatever man You don't go to dinner all the time. Let's say you get a you get out there You get a fucking hundred dollars steak. You want to show somebody? That's what I'm saying. You got x-men cups at home for fuck's sake. Take a picture of one

And you're lying. I got it and I would I say it's become so fucking normal now Yeah, and the food gets dropped people take pictures of it They send it if they're even if they want to post it whatever I don't I don't post but the thing is No one ever looks at it like think of all the photos that were like now that we all have fucking cameras in our pocket All the photos that we take you never fucking look at them. Yeah, you're not going back Never no, but that's what I'm saying the only use that when I ever do it is just my wife's like, let me see what That restaurant has Okay, that's that's the only I'm not like putting in my phone. I'm like, well, I'm gonna save this for later

It's taken in the text app of like boom. This is the I post this is the pizza I post it on my instagram story, but that's a continue my narrative of rags to riches Has anybody ever showed you one? That's the real trashy move. Oh Like look at the steak I ace or not. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we went to so-and-so last night. Look look look at how good it was No, that's crazy Show you pictures Trying to show anybody anything on your phone never works out. Oh fuck. Wait a whole second Well, one second. What was the date? When did we go to turks and cake? I just fucking

Yeah, but you don't like that because you got to tuck your boner into your waistband Let me see that let me see that t-bone steak start swiping, right Does hurt too, huh? Yeah, I'm a fat piece of shit. Hey, no, you're not I do I think the flash is put on VR glasses The flash is a tough look the flash is a tough look. That's whatever But if you're not like if you just do it subtly and Yeah, you know, I don't know but say everybody phone is tough Yeah, there's really no reason to do it. Nobody cares, but I don't think I'm not against it man

You you going out if I ever went to an outback I'd probably take a picture of the blooming onion just because I never I'd never been there. I never had one really Yeah, I know what we're doing. I can't have it now Ha ha don't look at me. It could be your calories for the day if you want it to be Could be your calories for the week probably see what the calorie count on an old blooming onion gotta be 1500 easy Way more easy peasy for sure They got me at three right now Yeah, I don't go near it though. Who's they?

If you're not gonna wear a mask at least eat less than 3000 calories young man, I don't think you want to stand what we're dealing with here 900 900 calories ship, but 1500 milligrams of salt 1500 milligrams What's the daily a lot of what's the daily thing you're supposed to have a salt not that No, definitely not 1500, but I mean that's a lot. Is it bad at any time I hear do a whole blooming onion 2300 And that's fish. So that's more than half of your daily salt intake. Yeah, so you just eat that you have two bananas You go to bed. There you go. It's your whole it's your Friday It's not a bad Friday night. It's a pretty terrible Friday. You're gonna feel fucking miserable

I thought that was that thing was going to be way worse because that's like a shareable Order, right? Yeah, yeah Never had one. I never had one either never been in an outback. Um, all right. Let's see here. Let's do another canadian kid This is no a new $14.50 san homie canadian kid. Thank you fellas never have one red Is it garbage if your only source of income in the last few months comes from fantasy football champions? Just one for 50 the other day. See this guy's from novice coach That kid's a winner. I don't care who you are buddy. Don't walk away from the table on a heater Double down. Let's go. Can you imagine having a whole life of only making money on fucking fantasy sports?

But that check is huge huge it's got to break it off and Chop it up over the year just all year being like look, I ain't got it right now, but I'm telling you in eight months It's april you hit me with this now Pay your rent all at the end of january. We got to do something about this concussion protocol Oh That's hilarious. Yeah, I mean, is it no, I mean, I think it's a good thing I didn't know you made money on fantasy football. That's why everybody does it. Oh really? Yeah, it's gamble You weren't talking to me directly. We're saying in general

I was like me. Yeah, I don't think a lot of I make a lot of money. I wrote this question But I have a Dorado an ad and kid from Nathan macintosh Wait, I just slide it over. I thought that was something that you and your buddies got together and did it's gambling It's gambling. Uh, yeah, it's for sure gambling and a lot of times they have like a punishment If whoever the lowest is you pull your cash together. It's like a hundred dollar buy-in. Okay. I got throughout the whole season Gotcha, okay. It's also like hey whoever comes in last has to do the sites do it now too Like the draft kings and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean they have like They have like crazy suicide pool. They have like you can do anything on those sites

I'm talking about Which I think we're a That's why I said it. Yeah, draft kings company. Not the other guy from a good garden. I wish people said where they were from in Canada I'm just very interested. I know I think it's a huge country. I got sick. It is. It's quite enormous Have you been all over town up there been every single no, I'm providence. What are they province province? I've been to providence I've been uh, I've been uh Yeah, I haven't been in one of the two of the territories I've been to one of the territories in the other province is telling like the fucking 18 what's crazy about canada is that most of the population

Lives on this little band Right above the united states. Yeah, the middle is kind of because what's the what's what's the big zone called? Uh, Canada. No north. That's what I was gonna say north of that band is called. It has a name Oh, it's like the canadian wall or something something like that I I honestly don't know But I do know that most of the the border is where the the the highest concentration of the population is Like they said most canadians live in that dip that goes into they live More south than certain people in like north dakota and stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And novice coach is not near that border at all. It's all the way up. It's all it's over. It's off to the it's off to the side That's the water on the island. It's under it's under some of america Like I think main is higher than it may be and uh something else But anyways, we're not we're not near that that border, but yeah the Toronto stuff all that kind of thing the the population is uh, and who knows what that is You know, is that a lot of canadians looking over being like? It's the water it's all the lakes up there. Yeah, are you close to uh skull island or wherever the treasure is Not close to it, but yeah, every once in a while somebody asked me about this

Wait, hold on. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I got obsessed with uh ghost island skull island The the the legend of parts of the caribbean. No Jack's but yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about though because I get asked this all the time people go What is their gold there? I don't know who was it? I have pirates man. They went there. No, there's a lot. Uh Oak island oak island. Yeah treasure of oak island buddy It's these two guys that blow millions of dollars a year looking for treasure on an island. It's a good time Really apparently pirates history or something pirates went there and dropped off some gold They made my mom and my dad they took off

And uh, yeah, I don't know if there's gold there. No, I have no idea But no, I don't think I'm not like near near oak island, but snowfist coast just so I'm near it near ish gotcha Never like I was never on oak island. I didn't have a backhoe digging into the stand Let's head up get a couple of pickaxes some shovels kick those guys off their own territory spend millions of dollars They still haven't found nothing yet. How big's the island? It is kind of it's pretty big and it's kind of crazy because they keep finding different pieces of wood and metal or stone just bulldoze the whole thing Put some TNT You can't because it's a uh protected like

Federal whatever so they have to like but they keep finding wood buried down like, you know 500 feet that they're like This is from like this is like man-made or whatever from The 13 carbon dated to like the 1300 they're they're looking for captain kid's treasure. Ooh Which is like it's just a bunch of tricycles and Yeah A bubblegum machine. It's a bunch of old playboys From the 1300s. Yikes a layer a woman doing this with her dress nothing at all Captain kid is a great name. That's a good one though for a pirate captain. All those pirate names are a little kid in a giant captain's coat

Oh My ship now I'll take my chocolate milk in my quarters for this Uh We're hunting for treasure hunting for treasure That's my treasure I have a tummy ache. That's good. All right. Let's run two or three more and then we got to get out of here Uh, this one's from cody ten dollar

Kind of sore here is a garbage growing up as a little fat kid You believed your mom when she said you had to wear husky clothes because you had beautiful blue eyes and were very strong Because you got that long hair Now patty never minced any any words. I knew exactly why I was wearing the tough skins in the huskies But I want to give it a little shit husky Did make it seem a little As a fat at least I believed as a fat 11 year old or whatever eight nine year old You felt a little more manly. It was a little more like work clothes. I was like, ah, I'm a husk

I'm more mature on my way to the dock right now. Yeah, I knew I was a fat piece of shit I was gonna say you poor bastard. No, no, no, I knew exactly why I was in them because I kept ripping fucking regular oscosh That's a nice turn. Is it garbage to be told that you're wearing them because that's more uh, that's just a nice mom I think that's you know, not trying to hurt her son's feelings. Yeah, you don't want to put your a shirt on your kid But like look you're a patty laid it all in the line Dude, that had to be a rough realization when he found that it wasn't because he had blue eyes His eyes are green. My mom said my grandparents from Alaska That's a tough look man. Um, all right, this one's from miles

They were tough to break into those huskies. Is this a real thing by the way? I thought husky was a term just a term now They had husky husky sizes for little fat kids and they had tough skin. I had tough I had husky Husky sizes, but like you would go to like a jc pennies and it would be like the husky you would go husky was a brand or a section I forget. Well, he was a section. The husky was a tough skin was a so it was like kids. Yeah adults Huskies was for there was a section called husky an area I swear to god, I thought that was a brand. No, I remember saying husky on a wall that could have just been an

No, the brand, uh, I think it was called fat little bastard Fat piece of shit. It's a clothing line. It is a clothing sold at coals in walmart huskies. Yeah. Yeah, still. Oh, yeah No, sorry. I thought it was a term. I didn't know there was a thing. Okay. What about tough skin? Is that a brand too? Uh, no, I think you should talk to your dermatologist I've been moisture I got snakefoot Snakefoot tusking Tough skin also, it's a sears brand. Oh, and at walmart

Thank god for walmart sears is toast. Do you want to get your tough skin? Sears is toast. I used to love a sears I used to love a sears too. Sears was all right. No windows casino operation. Yeah. Yeah. No clocks. No clocks. No nothing Children's walking around grandma's been shouting for pants for four days in here, dude. I was recently in a boss gov's Two weeks ago. I korumba. Yeah, dude. That is a tough look. It's all just vietnam That's walking around the problem. I enclosed they all had their hats on You know, I appreciate your service, but they all uh, all those places they They've moved so much merchandise out that so many sections of it are just empty And there's like four things it all looks like the clearance section. Yeah. Yeah

They put up the facade when you first walk in they hit you with the perfume and the handbags But then you take a little stroll down the escalator. You're like, what the fuck is this? It's like a cia black site down there There's lights off in the back and so you gotta get water boarded alien getting cut in half Curtains just get pulled real quick. What are you doing down here? They say husky when he closes I got a crock head. Anyway, no, let's wrap it up. That's a great day mac. Congratulations Okay, brand new spesh out on the youtube page Hey, man tonight if you're listening when this comes out money never wakes money never wakes 40 on finance talking billionaires talking credit scores Talking growing up without money rich restaurants the like elon musk one of the funniest guys doing it gang

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