Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - College Parties w/ Kippy & Foley!

Episode Date: December 9, 2024

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Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is are you garbage? Hey, it's a little show We sit there with your favorite comedians and we find that to go to be classy Just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host a truly coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here with tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs cleaning her gun That's from Colton

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Soon you're just gonna, we're just gonna get like a big big mannequin and who just had put a TV on its head and you're gonna be in bed Yeah, I was reading them last night. I was fucking dying laughing. Yeah, so that's something that's something new We're doing you can every now and then or however good I mean they're hitting dingers off to bat so you can submit your own to D and the big man will go through I don't Get to know them and he's gonna you know, yeah, you get submit your own tootie and the big man will go through I don't get to know them and he's gonna You know, yeah, you get to shoot your tootie shot. I love it. Shout out to Colton. Great job buddy. Fantastic I wanted to ask you this hit me big guy I was taking some heat for this last night at the apartment. Just seems to be the huge these days

When you were a kid, I remember Patty bitching kids over here I remember Patty bitching me about this when I were a kid I remember Patty bitching kids over here I remember Patty bitching to me about this when I was a kid And the bird don't like it eating over the sink Eating standing up over the sink uh-huh What am I probably what he asked you me? Yeah? I mean it's it's trashy, but it's like I that's not it That's not a sanitary way to do things I that's not a that's not a sanitary way to do things

That's sanitary. No, it's not Efficient now when you got old meatballs in there, whatever listen eating in the sink You make a big bowl of cereal in there clog it up Hey guys, we got goulash The big stew going in there. I was thought it was when they wash babies in the sink I remember that might they did that to my younger brothers. It's weird. I remember you look buddy getting the tub like a goddamn gentleman He got your wiener next to the plates, man. I Got to eat out of that thing kids pissing in there. It's a fucking sea world

I said it there. It's a fucking SeaWorld, huh? Jesus Christ. Yeah, I remember that was a thing. You watch the baby and I don't think they're doing that anymore, probably, right? I seen it. Recently? Somebody did it. Okay. More at 11.

I seen it. When? Someone did it. I've seen it. You're a as your regret who you fold under pressure His guy cracks under questioning. I seen him do it with my little nephew, but they have him in a little thing Yeah, they put like a you're in like a bin or whatever. Uh-huh. Hey take your shower What are you doing? Yeah, I was getting shit for that's it's no listen I think to me that's, I don't ever really do it.

It's usually the folded sandwich is over the sink. Sure, yeah. The little banger you make when you're making a sandwich. I don't do, I just eat over the, I get the, I mean I guess it would be the sink, I'm the counter, I'll just like eat at the counter. Yeah, the counter too. Yeah. I'll eat at the counter and I'll put my, I I'll open the cabinet. No, I open the open the I

mean, I know how long it takes you. It takes you to take down half a sandwich. It ain't it's not an episode of Sopranos. You're not watching. You're watching Instagram. I need to be watching something. I'll I'll open the cabinet and I'll put the phone in there. Okay. So, she comes around the corner and I'm standing there. It looks like I'm just staring into the cabinet. Sure. So she comes around the corner and I'm standing there. It looks like I'm just staring into the cabinet. Sure.

She gets upset. Classy. I mean, yeah, I don't think it's something to get upset about. It's a little uncouth, I would say, but you know, yeah, I think everybody's doing that. You know what my you know what I did? I did in here the other day and it made me think of my dad, my dad, you know, heavy smoker for a long time.

Yeah, a big loogie guy. He was he hot. Sure. Talkoker for a long time. Yeah. A big loogie guy he was. Sure. He talked to mean loogies. Funny, I was thinking about that the other day. And he would spit out the window driving and I was like, man, I said, God, he could fucking He'd get it out there? He'd split the sticks, dude. Oh, okay.

Like, and it was good. Sometimes I got God if I was in the backseat from time to time. You mean like it would just be cracked a little bit? He could get you out there. Wow. But he used's I did it in here He and I learned it from him. He's just spitting here in the trash can oh from where No, but that's like Hock and Olufie, and it's I remember him step or opening up the lid spitting in the trash can in the kitchen Yeah, my mom be like, not that awful.

She's think that's why they got divorced. That and you don't you say that? It's clearly my brother. It wasn't me. I was too young to be causing a ruckus. I feel like that is a dying art form a sign of a real man. I don't have. Yes. I got pretty good at it.

Can you? Yeah. Yeah. I'm pretty not to like every runs in the family. Every dad back in the day. We would be like, it would be like you put a hole in you. Yeah. Be like a BB. I remember my wife when I first we first started courting each other.

That's how you got her. Hey, check it out. You want to see something? Almost touches the ground. It's a lot of ketchup. She was like, you spit it in. I think I when I'm smoking, I do it and it's like nervous. I do it out there. She's like, that's like that's you spit like a disgusting amount. Spitting is disgusting. Yeah. Uh huh. But hey, you know, I am what I am.

I'm an onion. You know what I did the other day? Huh? Think about that. That what? I don't know. Just spitting. Yeah. Well, we're dirt bags who, you know, like a awful lot. We're catching heaters like Luke's not spitting. Let's say, okay, let's say, yeah, when he's smoking from the we left, smoking his doobies. Let's say we know what spit I am. Sorry to cut you off. God, please. I hate when like someone's smoking a blunt or a joint and they get the they get like a little piece of piece of

Nogon and that's up As they're like fixing the pain So it's driving you crazy though Get out in there little Scooby Snacks. I ain't having a smoke a bong, dude. What are you doing? Hey, baby, smoke a bowl a little piece of tobacco Bong dude, what are you doing? I have a be smoke a bowl a little piece of tobacco You got a P a be than s a B But if we were standing a bowl smoke a bowl if we were all standing in a circle, right? Let's say it's me you know, you're about to fight each other Luke. It was a fight club me you Luke

And people we're in business with okay. Who's that? Who re in business with? People we don't know. Okay, I know look like we're in in business with people we don't know okay? I know like why we business with them if we don't know I don't mean it like that people are not familiar with acquaintances or whatever okay, I don't know say like some an agent or something like that or a Manager or a book the suits not our suits Okay, then who was so now we have new agents that we don't know? No. We're just, we're talking. Alright, we're at a comedy festival. Okay?

Moon Tower? What are we doing here? Montreal? Let me get there. I don't have my passport. I don't know, but I'm killing. Alright? You're bombing. So we're outside after a show. We're hanging out. We're hanging. Right? Catching a heater, having a beer. If you were in like a professional setting would you would you spit? Yeah, I don't it's it's subcon I'm not thinking about is that bad. It's also like that garbage. Yeah, it is, huh?

It's not clay. Yes. I mean, there's no reason there's no play. I may be maybe in like mainland China I know they get their little freaky do a lot of spit. They do a lot of spit a lot of hockin. Yeah Tough I don't know why did the karate that was supposed to be a supposed to be a loogie But I did the other day I which I it hit me the second The second I closed the car door. I'm like, this is bad. I got in the car with a lit heater Hey closed the door and it started filling up and I'm like, this ain't right. It was it didn't feel I took me I would do it as a kid not as

a kid whatever 1617 sure, but like I got in and I'm like it's saying this don't this gotta get the winded down. Yes feels like I get the wind goes down and that out there. Yeah, it didn't feel right. No good. I panicked spills. I read you take you back to when you were a little kid. Sit in a backseat hotbox and cigs

My cold day in the Jeep Wagoneer in the backseat and we're being in I was in a fucking Babysit facing forward to by the way is 14 Big as baby strapped in like I was southwest flight I think his baby strapped in like I was Southwest flight and Patty just ripping I remember I can see the back of her head because she had this one winter hat that I fucking hate it thought it looked terrible on her I just always give her shit about it what is wrong with you why an old queen giving your mom shit for how she's dressed you gross that gross. That's crazy, dude. I did that a lot.

Get back upstairs. We're not going out like that. Yeah, she had this weird, it looked like a 1920s hat, like that a broad would wear. Like her hair was like coming out of it a little bit. I still don't get it. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. Like an Afghan. Like a knitted hat? Yeah. Like a snowboarder hat? I still don't get it. Um, yeah, I mean I don't know like an afghan

Like a knitted hat. Yeah, it's like a snowboarder hat snowboard like I don't I'm hey relax shy Lance Armstrong He's in the snowboarder. He isn't could be Get that guy, you know fucking PDS cuz you don't know what he does on a weekend take over the mountain that guy in a fucking PD. Plus, you don't know what he does on a weekend. Take over the mountain. Um, I caught a bad rap, by the way. I'm here to say it. I'm, yeah.

Hey, live strong. You guys are like winners. Hey, that was, that was a great time in America. We were united. It was like a, like, like, like a, like a throw blanket, but it was knit. It was like a knit it, winner. Yeah. But she was more like French.

It was like a, like a more like Betty Boopop like her hair stuck out. I used to hate it dumb bra I ended up throwing it out on and she found it in the trash fucking freaked out on me Bitch, hey normal guy you are in grass Women who dressed you? Upstairs now sweetheart. Emergency. Ah, man.

Like in a bird cage. That's neither here nor there. It's not. Worry about my mother's fashion choices. You are, not me. Disgraceful as they are. Here for a God damn family episode, gang. As you know, when you sign up for the old patreon

You have your question read on the air by Kevin Ryan himself. Mm-hmm. Look at him cup of coffee This one's from Mr. Bevel awkward Ten buck Chuck never have one read is it garbage for your dad to sleep on the floor of your dorm room while he's there for parents weekend? Dude That's That's like that's like that's like buddies from home type shit That's kid who didn't go to college and came to your school for the weekend. It's got student loans written all over it

That's a tough one, dude. I mean, I guess if you're part that was always a weird time My parents never participated in in family weekend Uh mainly because I was going to school in North Philly and they had fled the city a few years before that and then my mom's like, I am not going back. Um got for a C student. No, and it's also I'm like, what are we going to walk around North Philly and like, you know, go to the Owl's Nest to get fucked up. If you were participating in some type of school activity, I could see that they had a reason to to go my parents came to homecoming. I knew we had a football game

Yeah, I knew we were gonna get there. I'm just saying They make some extra curricular activities didn't graduate them a reason you did not graduate I made a life drop you dropped out to follow fucking Pearl Jam or something or whatever you did It'll loser out there thinking you're doing it But yeah, I'm out early that was always tough I remember I was at my sister. It wasn't family weekend. We were at my sister's something in Delaware Where'd she go University of Delaware? Okay fighting blue hen sure and we were at her house I guess and I remember like college dudes being there It was like a it must have been like a graduation party or something you know graduating I'm presuming okay

I don't think we just went down to party on Thursday Thursday 25-cent wings down to party on Thursday Thursday 25 set wings we're not gonna come down nickel beer night at fucking shenanigans couldn't keep the Sullivan's away what our bands playing and my stepdad god rest his soul ate something out of the trash what it was like a piece of chalk I think I I feel one of the trash. What? It was like a piece of chocolate. I think I I think one of the sick pie guys dare him to. Well, there was two like college bros that were like this guy party. I remember he pulled I want to say it was like a chocolate

lollipop or you know how they use that those used to be pretty big. No. I think I would know. Chocolate lollipop, not like a lollipop, chocolate tootsie pop. No, it would be like it would say like they were like custom made, not custom made, but you could get them at like a bakery. It would say like congratulations and it'd be like a white stick or whatever. All lollipops are white sticks. Idiot, not chumpalumpas or chump chumps or whatever they're called. They're like little weird straw whistles

Love those whistle pops uh-huh um Chocolate what's the popsicle lollipop? Maybe is it made out of chocolate or is it made out of lollipop materials chocolate? Okay, it'd be something like this. I got you something kitschy like a heart or whatever, but it would said like I got you It was like a gown or you know class of 2000 Okay, uh Why was it in the trash? I think I threw it in there. I After you and he was like, what are you doing? That's good chocolate or something and pulled it out and the two these two frat bros were like, holy shit Look at this guy and show up to your sister's college and you're scrapping lollipops

Holy shit, look at this guy. And show up to your sister's college and you're scrapping lollipops. That's good chocolate. They're like, you're not gonna eat that, are you, sir? And he dumped beer on it. He's like, nah, that's good, dude. And just fucking ate it. This fat little bastard doesn't get any action.

I ain't worried about what he's got. This kid's clean as a whistle. Brand new. He's got no miles on him. I was like eight It's kidding never seen a boo before Yeah, that's true. I remember being like we shouldn't be Parent family shouldn't be mingling with fucking frat with college kids. It's too

Too we as do people's dads would come down and they're like, they're like doing blow and stuff and you're like, buddy, you're a goddamn lawyer or something. Never. And I know a lot of people where that was like their life, especially if the parents went to that school. I think at bigger

school, bigger schools, i.e. Penn State University, there's like a lot. You're like, what is it? Not a a llama linear parents weekend. No, but what do they call? I'm an alumni or alumni weekend boosters. No, I'm a loyal lineage or I'm a legacy I'm legacy my pop pop went here. Shut up My papa was a beat cop fucking 60s Give you that lollipop

Yeah, they I mean like Penn State tailgates. It's one of the dads got banned from the Hyatt. Yeah, see that shit like that. You're showing your ass, like knock it the fuck off. You got a goddamn family. Go to work, dude. Had a fight breaks out. Yeah, it's always somebody, every time we ever mixed. A pair of salmon pants going ass-overed Underage drinking and fucking adults it ended in fistfights Cuz they're trying to show you and you're drunk and you're going whatever then some got some you know Ann's boyfriend gets a little lippy

Somebody tells him to shut the fuck up next thing. You know it's a goddamn squabble shooting the fade She talked to me like that. I'm a legacy giving you a fair one. You know what I mean? Yeah, man. That's bad That's tough. Don't be drinking with Under-aged I don't think I should have to say don't be true with underage kids out there, but man going down there eating out of the trash embarrassing them we had a similar situation, but I remember the kids were impressed I do have to sound think they were the brightest situation but I don't remember the kids were impressed I do have to settle the deal with the brightest dude rules it was like this guy parties you start eating weird shit you like that are you coming up when you come upstairs with me give you a thrill it's before time but zone just eating the powder. Doing a ripper, eh, Jax? Oh, fuck me.

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Sure. The only time I ever stayed in a hotel with my mom was we went to Disney World. I was like 14. I mean, the trip, something happened and it was like a last minute trip. We all, we only got one room. So it was me, my mom, my brother, my sister, and my stepdad. All in one room. So it was me my mom my brother

My sister and my stepdad all the same room. I share a bed with my sister. I was like way too old, too Where's your brother sleep on the floor? Maybe? Okay And then my mom and my stepdad next to me like it was a lot. It was a lot of people in one room I slept a lot of adults. I was 10. I slept in a studio apartment in Queens with my father He was in the bed and I was on an air mattress on the floor. He came up to visit you and get you cleaned up It was Get your hair cut in the shower fucking tied to the bed clean you out dog I'll be go up and see him Patty. Let me talk to him. I had that with my up and see him, Patty. Let me talk to him. I had that with my Is him in a priest?

Or one time my brother wasn't doing so hot and they had my mom and my dad united the forces to straighten them out. Wow. This is post divorce. Oh, this is he's in college. Okay, party a little bit. Shout out to it. Gentlemen such as himself and me and my sister Oh, this is he's in college. Okay, party a little too much. Gentlemen such as itself and me and my sister left they were like give us some time whatever, you know, you guys go Whatever. I remember went to Rita's water ice. How you doing?

We went back man in that kitchen at my mom's Look like a goddamn Ellen the cell match happened The kitchen table was flipped the couch was flipped. It was they went in two grown men fighting the kitchen Sweetest fish flavor over there Pull I remember pulling up Sweetest fish flavor over there Pull him ever pulled enough. Hey dad's walking to his car. He can't fucking help that guy See you later, dude That's all right. Now is my brother's

Bachelor party your dad went it wasn't a bachelor party. We just went to dinner. Yeah Saddest of the best. I'd rather you kill a hooker or something. Have some fucking fun, dude. Now we had a nice night. We went to two times out in Brooklyn and then we went to a bar. Double Dildo show. Get a couple of snail trails on you. I remember the first time I learned about that as a bachelor party.

That's my father father I did end up Have sex with my dad Rest is so close the deal. What a pussy. I know I did end up Bumping into somebody a bad guy. Yeah, let's call him a bellhop with the bags. Meet you out front. That's a great name for a drug dealer. A bellhop for a coke guy? Guy with the bag. Guy with the bags out front. Sure your bag will be out front in ten minutes. And like my dad went back early and like I came in and I was, it was a long night.

Put it to you that way. The fuck's this sleeping on my bed? Who's this old guy who looks like me? Holy shit. Fuck me, dude, that's funny. Alright, this one's from Fat Shishno. Five dollar broke ass never had one red. Is it garbage or try and make your own foie gras Just cuz you hit a duck with your quad

Interest After my own heart I don't I I don't know. I know a lot of people do that We've gotten a lot of questions at the live shows and stuff roadkill eating roadkill. Yes. That's a little different than roadkill. I think if you hit it, you know, run it over. I feel like that would like poison it though. Luke, how do you make foie gras? Well, you need to stuff the bird first

with a bunch of stuff. That's what I do. Stuff my bird all day. You need to stuff it with a bunch of all the stuff that's in it. Damn, were you already looking that up? Yeah, you know that off-rip No, I was looking it up. That's pretty good. It's good. I knew he was on it though guys earning his keep What do you mean stuff the bird?

Let me give me a second Cuz it's the liver. Well, you have to force feed it to abnormally grow the large liver So this guy wasn't making foie gras. He just ate that duck. That's what he did. He thinks that's for He ate that duck liver sure Probably made a stew out of it. Damn. That's the day the force I kind of knew that yeah I'm acting like I didn't I knew that's what we're doing to you. Yeah, I knew that So good foie gras pate. I don't think I've ever had it's not that's not my fucking god I would eat it with every meal that like a bunch of IPAs

You feel it in your kidneys when you're done Feel like King Louie. You love my parents charcuterie board. Is that right? Always it has patty foie gras No shit. That's fucking nuts. It's gross. I don't even my mom scoops. No one in my family. I think knows what that is I don't even my mom scoops no one in my family. I think knows what that is While grah no, I'm glad I was never really sure I just know I don't fucks with it. I Just know it's ducking goose Livered mushed up my wife will do goose when she goes back to meet yeah, I don't know if I could do that It's a German thing. It's a German Christmas thing. I always thought it was goose. I always thought it was weird That's a guess what they had fucking in a

Christmas Carol was a goose chicken There are some mashed potatoes Goose this thing fucked up. They just feed them an incomplete diet So they would just die off the birds themselves because they're getting they're so nutritionally lacking yeah they're not getting they're only getting the one thing but they're slaughtered so young it doesn't matter really fucked up damn well you know that almost better them than us I got my own fucking problems you got a bad hand dude that sucks

I eat it when you try eating some chocolate out of the trash. So he was just basically... He just ate that duck. Yeah. But he tried to make the foie gras out of the liver. I would bet he doesn't know what foie gras is. He just thinks it's duck. I don't think quad people are big French cuisines.

What if he's down in Louisiana? Down by you. Yeah, they know all about. Yeah. OK, sure. Got some foie gras. Talk this over. Get it at the store. It's not bad. I got it at the store. Sat there and ate it like an animal over the sink.

Yeah. Watching my shoes. shoes they believe me be is my special time like really good crackers and Dijon mustard set that with like you know what's underrated the rich cracker rich cracker proper underrated well that or that what is it toll house toll brothers toll house toll house crack a little oval John's sure as I call him the above-ground pools yeah they're great very nice alright let's see this one's from Alex Toll brothers, toll house. Toll house cracker, little oval Johns. As I call them, the above ground pools. They're great. Very nice.

All right, let's see, this one's from Alex. $10 Bozo, is it garbage to use your GPS as your speedometer? In high school, my speedometer didn't work in my Geo Metro, so I had to use my Garmin. No kidding. That's an old sentence right there. Yeah. My Geo Metro, so I had to use my Garmin.

That was when it was attached. You like attached it to the windshield. Yeah, we never did that my stepdad had it and man He would put it in to drive me like to my friend's house just to like show it off like I got it Is Garmin still banging? I think they're like technology. Yeah, they're like what they've pivoted from the GPS That's what Rogan has on his watch all the time Like wearable tech exactly like smartwatch watches to like buses and shit like that. To run like a lot of runners use them because they do all the Apple watch tracking tracks all that tracks all all your stats for you.

How much fucking how many crackers you eat? How many boogers you eat? What time to stuff your goose? Get it ready for the feast. All right. This one's from Con Dog. Ten dollar homie is garbage a screen record your music before the subscription expires? Which that means he's listening to video.

And listen to a song. He's got to go into his photos. That's crazy. Click videos. And then that's insane to me. I'm surprised that works. Because if you try to screen, if you try to screenshot like something on like Amazon it does just comes up black

On Amazon yeah Really yeah, they have some type of technology in there Why don't they want that because they don't want people screenshot and stuff from the kids and it's easier to cop steal if you can screenshot it and if you open up your Disney app right now put on Moana and Start watching it that I kind of That's the same thing also for airplay. I'm just saying Amazon TV. Yeah I thought you meant like videos of like a can of soda. I'm like don't tell nobody Yeah, I'm like what the fuck these guys are playing keeping it tight to the best Got you making all that money gotcha. Yeah, okay that makes more sense

That's a dirtball move, but I like it because, as you know, my moves with that kind of stuff are not really socially acceptable. Like, for a while, my main source of music was on YouTube. I would put the video on. That's a lot of... Can you just do YouTube music then? I don't know. I didn't even know that existed until right now. I would just put the video on and put the phone in my pocket and just

Listen to it. There's a handful of songs older songs that I like from previous Mixtape error that are only on YouTube shot at the power of the dollar by fitting really Yeah, so it's like you only get there cuz they're not on they weren't never on a major record label or something Or I don't I don't know how it works, but they're not on fucking Spotify and shit like that So I got to go to my used to to get my deep cuts me and Pat's and links back and forth to each other Speaking of 50 cent that guy Scott Storch. Yeah keeps popping up in my one of the greatest producers of all time Scott Storch Yeah, he blew about 80 million on

Kaina cars and private jets and hookers. He got a good bellboy if you catch my jerk ding ding ding Yeah, he was I mean he was at the height of that error for us that though all that little Wayne shit The fact he was the producer in the song he was writing those songs He was writing a lot and he was writing a lot of shit for a lot of other people Which I always love seeing I get that on my algorithm is like And you know a hip-hop song came together is pretty goddamn interesting. Yeah. Yeah it's also too like there's these crazy things where it's like So and so had this song and didn't want it and then so and so gets it and it's their biggest hit of their career

I love that so you like a con wrote like just a bunch of like crazy hits for fucking all these people I was listening to something noriega has that or nori has that drink champs show big podcast drink champs, and he said Somebody asked him to have Rihanna to get on a song with Rihanna or something and he was like nah Or whatever because like they weren't gonna pay him enough He what they were gonna give him like 15 grand or something he wanted 50 I'm fluff fluff fudging the deets, but he's like, now whatever. And he's like, that song would have made me fucking $500 million. Biggest bag fumble of all time. Would have been like Rihanna's first song ever or something like that. Same thing with actors too. Like, oh, he said no

and this one got it. Yeah, that's a little different cuz like that's such an interpret. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know I feel like a song is so like Whatever it's like the beat in the hooker like there it's like who get you know that stuff That's the backbone of a goddamn sure I'll give you that alright Let's see here this one's from Esteban $20 board member of the Dempsey group and never had one read Shadda and all of its subsidiaries Jesus

Uh, is it garbage if your parents brought you along to a job interview? Oof For context both parents were unemployed and an embassy suites was having an open interviews for jobs there Me and my four siblings waited in the lobby. Damn. That's a lot of freaking kids, but shout out to the parents for showing up and trying to, you know.

What are you gonna do? You gotta get it done. Gotta get it done. Can't leave these fucking four hooligans home alone. I just thought I started watching that King Richard. I love that. Man. Oh, that is.

They went through it. It was Venus and Serena Williams. Their dad, what he had to go through to get them get them cooking working overnight security beef with gangbangers tennis Guys walking in both worlds killing it. Um, man, that is that's tough, but hell fucking was shout out to your parents That's course that's that's doing what you gotta do to get it done. Embassy Sweets comes calling. You gotta do it. You gotta go.

Probably a pretty salgate bellhop. I would've left those. I would've I would've left those little rats home at the house. That's why I'm jammed up. I can coast on unemployment. What are you little bastards? Man, imagine sitting waiting in a

hotel lobby with what was it? You have four other siblings. Man, the fights that start after about two minutes of boredom in there Nothing for kids just all adult stuff in there art and shit. No TV pushing over plants I'll play it on like the the cart with the luggage cart sure stop it stop it What if they got the job they did not say hit us with a follow-up? Yeah, they own six embassy suites. That'd be awesome. I don't think it's the case. Good for them. This one's from This One's Just Funny. Home run. Stay with me. This is more of a pronunciation one. Okay.

Stay with me here, he says. All right. Only garbage people in my life pronounce the word insurance emphasizing the first syllable instead of the middle one. I can do it. Insurance. Insurance is the trashy one. He says insurance is classy. Insurance is the proper way to say it. What's your insurance? Yeah, that's hillbilly. That's got a hillbilly twang. You gotta get your insurance. Yeah, your insurance. Yeah. My father said insurance is whole. Yeah, I think I say insurance. Your insurance.

Yeah, that feels better than insurance. My insurance policy. Your insurance, your insurance will be your insurance will be through the roof. It'll be jammed up. Uh huh. Yeah, that's a man. Insurance premium. Your insurance is going to go up. I'll tell you that. Insurance

premiums haunted my family to a level of anxiety. Crazy. I'm still getting it like don't report the egg and then your insurance. We had to be insured on a car with the thing and uh it was like my stepdad had this old suburban

that was the newest car we owned that nobody could touch until he told us until we were 35. Now I was allowed to drive that until you're 35, insurance, that thing's, you're not qualified. You're not registered on the insurance. I go, this thing's worth, first of all, it's got two flat tires in the driveway. No one's driving it anywhere. Health insurance too this thing's worth it. First of all, it's got two flat tires in a driveway. No one's driving it anywhere.

Health insurance too. What's what's a deductible? Never tell them we were smokers either. We had everybody had the lot you smoke. Nope. And that's how to get in your file. It gets in your file. Man, then I'm in trouble. I remember the one time I told him every now and then when I'm drinking, I was like 19. I had to go to the ER and he's like, you smoke? Like every now and then when I'm drinking I was like 19 I had to go to the ER and he's like you smoke like every now and end when I'm drinking Yeah, and I told my mom that or maybe my mom was there and she was like

You fucking idiot. You just cost her 10 million dollars I'm ruin. It's in your permanent medical file. They're gonna know forever Shut up lady. Get me a heater. I Made that but I mean I had to come clean with the cardiologist at some point about the pastics. No, I run two miles a day. Doc, this is crazy. Anytime I go to the doctor now, so I can says here you are a cool guy so you partied for the last 35 Says here you can't stop won't stop You know a dog

Hey blood brick says your part Colombian. Is that true? Pushed it. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, going back to the well, talk about a flat line. Um, health insurance, deductibles, copays, all that shit. They, yeah, they like, I remember like, when I first had to start like doing that stuff and figuring that out, I was like, I couldn't make a move move I was petrified because of the way that they were your deductibles gonna go through the roof It's gonna be whatever it was crippling fear. They instilled him I bet you the insurance is crazy through that we'd walk into somewhere nice car insurance is 200 bucks

We've walking to somewhere nice and my family go. Oh, we think the insurance on this place alone We walking to somewhere nice and my family go. Oh, you think the insurance on this place alone? Whoa, look at this place How do you think the insurances on a joint like this get a pretty penny for a fire in here? I bet playing with matches Yeah, we can make something like that. Hey wink. Yeah, man, and I'd be honest with you my adult life I've yet to have any type of experience with it at all. No.

Where it was like remotely an issue. I've been in accidents, my car's been stolen, like I've been, my insurance is fine, it's not, I mean I live in New York City so it ain't fucking, I can't go to the general, but I mean it's fine. I'm not like, I've never never been like oh you got a speeding ticket and then they turn around like your insurance is now tripled which I was told to me you're doing six months in jail which was gonna happen yeah what the fuck was wrong with them fear fear-based society keep everybody in line that's where I get on mix with paying a guy a pretty penny a week to try to unravel all this

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You're up there doing her every day. My cousin stayed over because he had a soccer tournament early Sunday morning or something like that You're up there doing it every day. My cousin stayed over because he had a soccer tournament early Sunday morning or something like that when I was home for Thanksgiving. And he said, I talked to him the next day, I was like, hi, how'd the tournament go? He's like, tournament was great. He's like, when your mom woke me up, which I had my alarm set, he's like,

I had to be up at like 715 Sunday morning. Okay. He's like, your mom woke me up at like 714. And I thought. You thought it was noon. No, he thought the house was on fire. Sure. He's like, the way she woke me up. Oh my god. Dude. He's like, she's crawling on the ground. She's touching doorknobs. Screaming for ammo. Throwing one of those chain ladders out of the window. He was like, dude, it was crazy. Yeah. Just panic.

And she would do that every morning when I was a kid. She would come in, lie and say what time, it's 8.15, it'd be like 4.30 in the morning. Get up! What the fuck, man? They're a different breed dude a different daddy. I love you Sure here this I Love you, Betty heard you talking shit on that podcast My mom doesn't know where they even locate this which is my you know my saving grace

She's but I got my uncle's and my cousin's listening in a family party They're like I Kevin is fucking saying whatever I go. Yeah, but that was Paul riser's problem I also got what did Paul riser not like Foley as much as it appeared to be I said yeah That is dead on he did not like the big man Which makes you all I'm with you buddy. Makes me love him even more. Shout out to Paul Rizzler dude. Yeah. Alright, let's see here.

This is from LacksCoach72. This is one of Foley's boys. What's up brah? Uh, ever almost die on your dad's boat more than once? We came up from scuba diving in South Florida three different times to find the boat. Uh, ever almost die on your dad's boat more than once. We came up from scuba diving in South Florida three different times to find the boat gone due to a broken anchor line. Twice, there was no boats for a two mile radius.

What the fuck? Yikes. That's after the first time you get in it. It's like you, you fool me once. That's, you know, that's open water That's South Florida. That's fucking Gator country. Not in the ocean. No Gators in the ocean Crocodiles in the ocean. I mean maybe a rare occasion. No Luke crocodiles in the ocean for sure That many of them. I don't think it'd be a big tourist destination. How many do you need? I

That many of them. I don't think it'd be a big tourist destination. How many do you need? I? Don't sure saltwater crocodile. They're near the coast But saw crocodiles can live in the ocean and some can even travel long distances by sea Yeah, but like I've never been at the beach and seen a croc Right. I'm giving I know there's saltwater crocodiles. That is a that is a species I'm getting more in Costa Rica and like Africa. I think I ain't going there anytime soon either one of them joints You know what you know if I was on the fence I am no longer I can tell you where they're not North Wildwood fucking 18th Street Beach. That's that's Gator. That's croc free dog Couple syringes, you know, I know that

because they said if you ever see so if you ever see something looks like a piece of wood floating in the In the waves don't go up to it. I wouldn't know it's a crocodile. What are you gonna do with the wood? Where were you to where they told you that where was I yeah, I was on the internet They told you who told me Saying they told I'm'm saying in the video. They, the Royal They. Yeah, the Instagram. The AI voice. Yeah, the AI voice. Oh man. Two things you shouldn't. Oh man. Foley, every video, Foley thought that was a guy for a long time. Every video. He's getting a lot of work. Every video, Foley, you just hear it. He plays full blast.

Sometimes he connects to the Bluetooth speaker just to soak it all in. It's always the. He plays full full play. Sometimes you can access a Bluetooth speaker just to just to soak it all in. It's always the AI voice. It's crazy. That and the talk to text. It's gotta stop. It's gotta stop to only gonna get worse. What you're thinking. Gotta get you a handler or something. That's all right. Can I pick them? No. And fair enough. Absolutely. Get you get you on the saltwater the It was like vicious. Oh, little guys, though. Oh, still. You see, they found that shark that was born in like 1630.

Yeah, the Icelandic sharks. That guy, he's got some bodies on him. I don't think they do. OK. I don't think they're like killers like that. He ain't eating fucking plankton. I don't know if those. You see the scars on him? Yeah. That's like whaling boats and stuff like that. He was like fighting off Columbus.

And the Vikings. He probably had, I think he got the Santa Maria and took a junket out. Yeah, they said the reason why they live so long is because they're... Cold plunging. Yeah. Methylated vitamins.

Shout out to Gary Breakfast. Gary B? What? I took my methylated vitamins this morning. I got read up on my my stash to call a bellhop My fucking head on Gary B straighten me up. I gotta get my t tested too Yeah, you do get teed up all my boys started taking tea everybody's on tea Jacked up, huh? Yeah, they said they feel like a kid again. Are you kidding me? Wait, did they really say that?

Buddy You got bigger problems than tea. Yeah, right gravy see my noodle What like an old egg noodle? Anyway, it's just unraveling the sharks constant temperature that's why they live so long. They're trying to figure it out. Yeah, but they're eating seals. Are they eating seals? Yeah, they're meat eaters.

What do you think? I don't know. What? You wouldn't think you lived that long you're a vegan. I switched over in the 1800s. It's all protein shakes. I'll put protein shakes All right, let's see here this one's from Tommy muscalera there Tommy Mascara muscarello That's an Italian name virus. He won. Is it garbage if your mom made you a free sandwich in the grocery store using sample deli

your mom made you a free sandwich in the grocery store using sample deli sample deli meats and cheese slices. Then opening a bag of Kings Hawaiian rolls to stuff your fat four-year-old face. Damn. So you go up to the counter. Can I try the let me get a let me get a tester of usually have to do that right there. You can't say thanks and walk away.

Probably 90s wide open back then. I'll be right back. You can't say thanks and walk away. Probably 90s wide open back then. I'll be right back. I have to get some beans. Where the king Hawaiian rolls again and then if you're I mean, I'm okay with that if you're buying the bag, if you're just opening

the bag of Kings Hawaiian, I have a feeling she wasn't and I also have seen evidence of this throughout my life and we've discussed it. I think a lot of people take a lot of liberties at grocery stores. Sure. Then we realize. I was always scared of getting caught. Like I'd get yelled at if I took a grape. I'll take a grape. Yeah, that's I mean that's that's well documented. That's fair. That's fair game. Listen, also, it's big corporation. Yeah, have a bag of Doritos while you're walking.

I don't care. It's like, what? Big corporation. What? So you keep saying that big corporate. Yeah, that's if you're going to steal, you steal from the big corporations. You don't steal from a mom and pop shops. Sounds like comedy talk to me.

Oh, of course you don't steal from mom and pop. Yeah. Why do you say it like I said to do it? I don't know. It's for sure. OK to steal from corporations if you're stealing. I mean, what are we talking about here? They steal from the goddamn airport. Give me 20, 25. That's a that's a country.

I listen. They're they're fucking banging out. The premiums alone will get you. And you know what I mean? I remember that. I remember they used to run insurance fraud billboards. They cheat you pay. And even then, I'm like, you stop trying to make me do your bidding here, but you it's your your job to catch me. All right. Fuck out of here. That's shit.

They cheat and you pay. Can you ship the check? You're jumping in front of an old pop impala All right, let's see here This one's from Sam Adams. Have you or anyone in your family ever bought a car during to a toyotathon or happy? Honda happy Honda days. That's great. That is great. I never never understood what our car purchasing was very specific and I feel different than Automotive marketing would let me believe how other people were buying a Labor Day sale wouldn't get you on the lot something like that

That's to us. That was for suck. Also. We didn't learn buying cars They were a road car my mom drove cars into the fucking ground my my parents took advantage of those those deals if they Had them coming up never never No, it was just December to remember that I mean who's getting a fucking Alexis for Christmas some whore Yeah, how we fucking fucking super brain out there super head what do they call her? girl super head. What do they call her? Yeah, now that was never we were like a Toyota Thon What is the Toyota Thon deal?

Can you hit me with that zero down still on the sharks? Yeah, I sharks on super head now Carianne Stephens, what was her name care Corinne? Karine Stephens Superhead yeah, she came out with a book Watch that DJ Vlad interview Little freak in your old age Got that doll give me a little freak in your old age ain't you? Got that doll of you, little pervert. It's her name! I didn't come up with it. What do you got, Toyota-thon?

It's usually like zero down, fucking... Sure, zero down, zero financing. Yeah, no credit. I don't know what any of that means. We were more of a no credit, good credit, bad credit kind of thing. They also got deals for like Uber drivers. You can get a discount on a car college. Yeah, it's interesting. That's good. You see it's interesting interesting Rubbing off on the rich insurance

Get my umbrella um I Always assumed that what I least when I least the car that I have now. I'm not giving any money I Had a put I had to put down money to get the Kia Yeah, fuck that and I thought I'm so stupid and don't I thought I got it back at the end. I did not Like an allowance. I just thought they were like that's a security deposit or something. I didn't because towards the principal Yeah, I don't know we're not uh we were that was not our style of Purchasing cars, but if you put money down apparently you're that means your monthly payments are cheaper I was told never put anything down by a guy who used to sell cars really yeah

interesting When I bought the key I mentioned it on hard feelings or whatever and my buddy's dad shot to Pat's dad text me He goes you fucking idiot never put down money. I don't know nothing about nothing. We're gonna give you the car We yeah for sure I had to do it. I need a car We were my stepdad was friends with a guy who owned a very small used car lot like you would see out of like um TV show like where a TV show would be based. We had one in our area for 50 years. It's been there I never seen anybody buy a car there. I don't know what's going on. Shout out to them Yeah, that was that was where we got all of our

Automobiles mm-hmm vehicles. Yeah, and it was he was always getting my mom Flowers no, it was always it was always cars that we were big on cars that were no longer manufactured when we got them. Jesus. The Chevy Luminas, the Bravadas, like all of these like... they were probably a solid car but they didn't move so there's only like 3,000 of them floating around. Limited a dish. Catch my drift. my drift All right, this one's from some scum are you garbage if the police officer that taught your fifth grade class dare Arrested your mom two weeks prior at your house PS mom did jail on the weekends prior

What the fuck man? Fucking pieces shit that busted my mom. Hey, you gotta sit there. I was like this guy, you got damn home wrecker this fucking guy respected a police piece. They pinched her mom. They got a whole little grudge Yeah, well, I was having had to be like possession or DUI or something. I'm sure she was in the wrong I was just doing his job. Maybe the conspiracy trumped up charges. Maybe political man. Yeah, I don't uh, I wonder if the cop knew I'm sure he felt bad Sure, do you look familiar to me? Your dad please stop with me. Nah, your mouth is your mama watch your mom's on a lot lizard by any chances Your mom's a lot lizard by any chance is she?

Yeah, that's a tough one I remember those those were big the guys would come in and you know, I I never I hated that shit Why what I like seeing all the drugs? I? Don't think we yeah, I don't think we had that I like seeing all the drugs the whole case All fake shit sure spot that from a a mile away Yeah, it's bad dope. I didn't mind that anything to cut you out of class. I did appreciate that. I'm sure but Yeah, that should never resonate I mean we had an we had an adopt a colleague we had our school had a cop our elementary school And I just didn't fucking like the guy cocky Fucking cocky is the day's fat ass to come in fucking tight ass pants

and shit and run in his fucking mouth thinking he runs the school my buddy this is my territory all right. Oh fuck you come fuck you ask permission when you come here. You got a lot of nerve what he was a fat motherfucker as was I. He like this. He was breathing heavy in the mic my buddy in the mic. He had like a microphone. Was he spitting? Scott's door, why do you have a microphone given in a fucking assembly? Oh, okay. I just walk around Hey, right those fans are a little short It looks like you shit yourself Not even third period. Uh

Yeah Congressman we had dick Vermeer come in talk old Eagles coach Looks like you shit yourself. Not even third period. Uh, yeah. We had congressman, we had Dick Vermeel come in, talked to Old Eagles coach. I used to love that shit. Anything to get out of class. Yeah. Because I was flunking. You're gonna flunk out!

Patty would yell at me, you're flunking out, you're gonna flunk out of school! Then what? You're deductible, be through the roof. Sure. Be crazy. All right, this one's from Greg. Are you garbage if you bring the same charcuterie board

to two different Thanksgiving parties? It was barely touched at the first party, so I threw some grapes and packed it up. Get the fuck out of here with that, man. Dude, that's cross-contaminate. That's cross-contaminate. Post-COVID, you're doing that, dude? that's cross contamination. That's cross contamination. Post COVID, you're doing that, dude? Yeah.

Come on. Everybody's sneezing, coughing, talking over it. That's how COVID-20 starts. Sure. That gets in a little piece of foie gras. That mutates into something. Probably a kid's booger in there. Jesus Christ. Yeah, you can't. That's like there's too many people

breathing over that. Too many people picking it up. Even if it is untouched, it's like it's not. There's reach. It's got the spores on it. Everything. That's also been exposed to air too long. You know what I mean? Like it's been sitting there for the party. It's got to be what? Shortest party is going to be three hours. It's been sitting there for three hours, been in your car. Man.

What'd you do with the other thing that you had? He had to have something for that other party. Maybe not. Maybe it's like, I just saved me from making another charcuterie board. Crazy. That's a tough look, dude. That's real. However, I respect the move.

Sure. As a gentleman. All right, let's see here. That's a real however. I respect the move Sure, gentlemen All right, let's see here. This is once from Foley soundbar. I never have one read $10.00 me Thank you is it garbage to clean your toothbrush in the dishwasher along with a full load I was home for the holidays and saw my dad doing this That's a bad thing. That's a dad. Can you do that? Are you supposed to clean your toothbrush? I don't I do not think in. I think it makes sense where you just get a new toothbrush.

Oh, yeah. See, see, toothbrush hygiene. See, like really? You're going to keep this episode, Lukey. Surprise you weren't already on that fucking kid. Kids hacking away over there I would argue What what do you got? I mean no dishwasher rinsing hot water soaking hydrogen peroxide Air dry store properly Replace regularly that's I think that's the thing you ever

Washington the dishwasher with dirty dishes gets me that is Charles a Garoti. Is that more for the toothbrush or the dishes? Oh to put that back in my mouth. I mean, what do you beer got no no cascade in here. I'm saying that's like that's that's grease remover. Think of that sheen though. No streaks on empty. Would you be grossed out if if you were eating off those plates then?

Yeah, it wouldn't be ideal, but I assume like if I put my toothbrush, yeah, I wouldn't. I would. Yeah, I wouldn't want whatever you got on my on my on my utensils. I would not want that. I think yeah, but that's also like a dad thing where it's like probably he's like so the kids are out of the house It sounds that he comes home. It's like he's he's using the dishes. He probably lives alone

Wife probably left him a long time ago sure But my mom does say that you do see it. She's like guys get weird when they get old Yeah, she's like they just and you see I see it now with my uncles Who are now like older men like, you know, they're not why am I gonna waste money in a new toothbrush? I can just wash in the dishwasher. It's hot water. Uh-huh It's like they just get a little they get 15% into cookieville and it's just a they're a little strange. I'm creeping that way I'm creeping that way Yeah, I mean I see nothing gonna try that. I just want to see what a camera comes out.

I couldn't imagine good. I don't think the plastics should be that hot for that long. That's good. That's releasing chloro fluoro carbons and shit. Oh, that is not good. Speaking of the dishwasher, this is one guy this is one I don't know we ever talked about we clean the frying pans in the dishwasher or what? Great question.

To me, I don't. I think it takes too. It takes up too much space because I got I got a New York apartment. I got a smaller one. I'm sorry. You don't do you don't do like like a rough mode. It's rough mode like. If I have like a bunch of like containers and shit in my I'll do a bunch of like

Containers and shit in my I'll do a load where it's mostly like pots pans and and and Tupperware things no I clean the I'm pretty quick on the pan. I clean the pans Sounds like you know no I would never put an unscrubbed pan in there I know that's not gonna come off like with like cheese. I like hand washing my pans I always have that's how I do it me too But I'm saying for an extra step every once in a while I throw them in the dishwasher to sanitize them Never okay and wash them. I don't let them sit too long. I get them right after typically I'm making my eggies so it's pretty clean. Oh shoot shoot shoot same You know it's like that smell of old eggs and cold water in a pan

Yikes it turns into an odd Odd odor. Yes, sir. Uh, I let's see your fucking toothbrush in there with that This one. Okay. This this is from PD the power washer LLC ever put trash in the blue mailbox that's I mean that's a goddamn federal offense probably yeah uh-huh postal inspector I'll get you sure I have them they've tweaked those a little bit now I'm not the last time you've been to a man so let's say me were to mailbox or you put something in the mail? I don't even remember. I don't mail shit. Mine wasn't that long ago.

I'm a UPS man. Anything I'm sending is going UPS. That's just the closest thing to me. And I never have I never have stamps or anything. So I just go I walk to the Staples. Hey, send these if it's like a lease or documents or I got to send something in. They have like teeth now. Like it's like a lease or documents or I got to send something in. They have like teeth now. Like it's just a little. Sure. Yeah, I think that was more for people sticking their hands in there

and grabbing Social Security checks and shit. They weren't there. Aren't they bombing them out to at some point? Oh, yeah. I would have blown up recently or something like that. What was that all about? Oh, keep my head. Keep my nose clean.

Head to the grindstone. All right. Let's see. We got time for one more. This is from Flemingville. $10, Holla. Is it garbage to sell your car to pay rent? It's been on. It's been off the road since January

and definitely took a loss, but the rent's paid, baby. Damn. I mean, that's funny. I got to get. I understand you got to get the asset off the books. You're not really using it. And it pays the rent. But that seems like a short-term solution.

Hadn't been. Hadn't used it in a month since January. I know. So a year. OK. Whatever. You know, fucking 10, 11, 11 months or whatever. He had to get more than a rent. Let's say the rent's a thousand bucks. I would assume he would have said like three months paid rent, paid my rent for three months. Damn. Just sounds like rents paid.

Also hasn't been running for a year that thing ain't there you go But that ain't worth it. That's what I'm saying. You're not getting fucking sure seven grand for a maybe it didn't work out And along I think ain't inspected either. I'll tell you that much not gonna pay the emissions then chillin for a month. Yeah But we gotta wrap it up gang. What a fun one. That was a hoot gang. We love you to death. Mm-hmm We'll see you next week. Peace