Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Covered in Spiders w/ Sarah Tollemache

Episode Date: January 5, 2023

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is Are You Garbage. Hey, yeah.

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What's up, dudes? Hey, T-Bone. Oh, having a great holiday. I'm going to have some traditional holiday tub cheese this year. Yeah. What's that? The stuff that Sarah makes in her tub. Oh.

I thought it was some hillbilly shit you have. No, it's classy. I was thinking like pimento cheese or something like that. I was like, I think my mom has that. That's how, that's how fat I am. When you said tub cheese, I was like, that sounds pretty good. I just picture like a big tub just slapping it on a rinse crack. But gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our Incredibly.

And I mean Incredibly special guest back with us again today. One of our absolute favorites. We love her. You love her. She's the best. An amazing new podcast out right now called Lainey Journey. Give it up for our good pal, Sarah Tolemash. Hey.

Tolemash. Yeah. Hi, guys. Hey, you have, I forgot about that. You do have, every like podcast or every other interview we do, they go, what's one answer where you were fucking blown away? And it's all we, we always give that answer. Tub cheese.

You making the ricotta cheese. Yeah. At home. Out of old milk. And an old t-shirt in the tub. Y'all, it's pretty good. Smooth as silk, I'll tell you that. I'm making cannoli.

Are you making cannoli? No, no. Not yet. An old pair of shoes you said you could have. I've got some taco shells. I'm gonna dust some powdered sugar on. That probably wouldn't be that bad. I know.

I pictured it in my head when she said I was like, I wouldn't mind that. Yeah, that's not bad. A cannoli taco. Since Toby brought that up, I did want to ask you, we're in the holiday season here a little bit. Is there a tolamash family recipe, appetizer, or derved dip? Anything like that. What's the spread looking like on a nice day?

Slote around out there. Well, we've been doing a cheeseboard prior to the meal. Okay. But it's been annihilating the main meal. Really? Yes. And then in the past few years, we do, in Texas, we'll just do an outside barbecue.

Love that. Okay. But this year, I'm hosting the dinner. Everyone's coming up and I'm making, it's our old traditional meal and it's roast beef with Yorkshire pudding. Ah. Like a traditional English. You're doing this in your apartment?

Yes. It's a one bedroom, isn't it? Yes, with a kitchen. How many people are you expecting? 10 people. You have to feed 10 people. And I've never. Where's everybody to sit?

On the couch. Well, I'm piecing some desks together. Mismatched chairs. We have an outside picnic table that I have to bring in and dust off the cobwebs. Welcome to the show, ladies and gentlemen. Holy shit. Eating Christmas dinner inside on lawn furniture. That's what I'm talking about.

Please bring the umbrella in as well. Open that thing up. I think I'm just going to bring- There's going to be like a bee's nest on that or something. You're going to have to power wash that before that thing comes. Yeah, I'm just going to bring it in as is and let it fly. Rustic. Well, one time we went to do a barbecue at Bobby Kelly's house in Westchester.

Infamous barbecue. He was so proud that he cut up these wood stumps, but he didn't seal them. And so during the hang, all of a sudden we were covered in spiders. Spiders and sap. I have another hot dog and some raid, please. But it's nothing like when someone's so proud of- They're like, don't you love these rustic chairs that I made? And you're like, we're covered in spiders.

A woodpecker is just drilling into the side of your head. Oh, man. Okay. Have you cooked a meal this big before for anybody? No. No. I haven't. I do cook.

I think the biggest piece of meat I've cooked is a pork shoulder. Okay. That's a pretty, that's a big- How big is this pot roast going to be? It's got to feed 10 people. So I'm thinking it's going to be this big. I'm assuming it's going to be an over $100 piece of meat. Is that the meat you asked?

Where can you get a nice piece of meat? Yes. Okay. All right. You've done no research on this meal. She just asked us before we started. Is there anywhere to get meat around here is what she has. You guys know where Yorkshire is by any chance?

Like you find out my roast beef is just one big hamburger potty. That's what you should do. Make a meatloaf or something. You're rolling the dice with a roast beef. Yeah. I am worried because the time that I made the pork shoulder, I thought starting at eight o'clock at night was the right time. And I think I finished it at like two in the morning.

Wait, for dinner? Yeah. But you started cooking dinner that night at eight o'clock? Were you supposed to eat that night or the next day? I was going to eat that night. Here's the thing. That's who that's a late dinner to begin with. I'm all my hours are late.

What are you, Spanish? What the fuck? Your grandmother's keeling over in the corner. She got to get her insulin shot in. She got to wait till 3 AM. No, I don't know if you guys get this. I don't know. All of a sudden you want to do a big project late at night.

Like for some reason I only want to hammer stuff to my wall at midnight. I got you. Yeah, you're just like, I'm going to do this right now. Sure. And I didn't know that these are meats that have to be slow cooked. Slow cooking meats. Yeah. I was always like that in school, like in like elementary school and high school.

I would have like my most like creative energetic periods when I was supposed to go to bed at like nine or 10 o'clock. You're like a dog who gets the zoomies at night. Running around the living room, jumping off to couch and stuff. And then I'd wake up the next morning and be miserable and wouldn't have any of that creativity or drive or anything. So I get what you're saying with that. But who are you with the pork shoulder?

Who are you making that for? Joe and I. Oh, you were just making dinner for yourselves. Yeah. Well, it was during COVID and I just got in. I like cooking. I don't think I'm great at it, but I like kids. Roll the dice and say you're not.

Well, here's I do the recipes and then I realize I don't know what this ingredient is. And then I look up the substitution online. And then sometimes I don't even have that. And I'm like, I think this is similar to this. Just go ahead and start freestyling a little bit. Yeah. My wife does the same thing. Everything has cinnamon in it.

Uh-huh. Dude, a little paprika can save a lot. Oh, man. A little paprika, a little. You know what really, really cures all? Is that everything blend for everything bagel? Did you put that? Yeah, sesame and onion.

Covers all the bases, bro. Doesn't matter. Everything but the bagel, yeah. So you cook to the shoulder. It's not done until two o'clock, but it's just you and him. That's bad. Yeah. You can't do that with Christmas.

No. So I'm going to start or like at 10 in the morning. Look up how long you have to slow cook. I think it's three hours. But here's the thing too. Sometimes I don't read the directions until day of. How you're doomed. You are doomed.

I was supposed to start three hours ago. And then they'll be like, have the meat resting for two days. And you're like, oh, fuck. Usually you want to have the meat rest for at least a half an hour covered. That's so I got to take it out. I'm going to put it in the fridge. I got to buy it first.

Just get some roast beef slices or something like that. I think a half a pound slice then. Make yourself some sandwiches. Half a pound slice. I pretend people are real thin. So thin you can barely see it. OK, let's start here. Maybe we can help you out a little bit.

Do you have a knife that can cut a roast beef? A sharp, big knife. I'm just realizing I don't. OK, yeah, you got to have that. Is it one of those ones that you get batteries for? Which, hold on, my family uses that to carve our turkey. Oh, yeah, it's not batteries. You plug it in.

Yeah, the electric knife. Is that trashy? I don't know. Somebody said that's real. I thought it was the epitome of class. It feels trashy to me. Now, once somebody said it this year and it blew my mind. Yeah.

I think that's pretty fucking. It makes a weird smell. Dude, when that, yeah, it does. The motor gets cooking. That electric motor. It burns. That burns something different. Smells like a train going by.

It does. I'll tell you what, though. When that thing got fired up when I was a kid, we would stand around like it was goddamn fireworks. Yeah. Well, I stepped out, breaks that out, the car of the turkey. Oh, yeah. It's like he's breaking out of a fucking samurai.

Everybody watch out. I got the sword going. I love that thing. I love that thing. It's from Page News in my house. You should get one of those. Yeah. All right.

We have a set of knives for you. Actually, if you want, you can take it from the sponsor. I'll take a set of knives. Yeah. A set of knives. Yeah. All right. So you want to have the knife to cut it.

Yes. You have the pan to cook it in. You think? I got it at TJ Maxx last night. Man. I love TJ Maxx. The finish is going to come off that pan. That's happened to me before.

I did worry about that. I looked at the pan and I'm like, there's paint on this. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, why is this pan red? Let me ask you this. But it has that thing that you prop the meat on to the drippings. So it doesn't sit in its drippings.

Sure. Sure. Like a dirty. Like a dirty whore. The little... See that roast beef slipping off its seat. Look at you. You disgust me.

Spitting on it. Taking a bath in your own filth. You're getting there and cleaning yourself up. We got company coming over to eat at patio furniture. Do you have a meat thermometer? I think I do. It came with my slow cooker. So I got to get batteries for it.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. These are things you don't know until you start cooking. Sure. Okay. Well, it's going to take you about six and a half hours to cook this. Is it really?

Did you look it up? I did. I think it's per pound. Oh my God. I'm glad you told me that because I was going to start at 10. Okay. I got to start earlier. Yeah.

Oh my God. It's a good thing you came and did the podcast. We just fucking saved Christmas. Thank you. You're welcome, Tolemashes. Hold on a second. It's 10 people. How big of a pot roast does she need, T-Bone?

For 10? Yeah. Nine pounds. I don't know, man. That's what I was thinking. A pound of meat per person. That's a lot, I think. That's a lot of meat.

That's going to be a virus. I have no idea. You're going to have to cook this thing in the tub. I have no idea. This is how I was talking about this. I buy shit online, like Amazon being like, oh yeah, that's 23 centimeters. And then I realize, I don't know what 23 centimeters looks like. He might be my favorite person in the world.

I love you. Oh my God. I'll keep you posted. The sheer confidence. Yeah, I'm doing a traditional British Christmas. No idea. Do you have enough plates and all that stuff? Yes.

You guys are going to like this. No, we're not. I don't want to do dishes, so I got paper plates. That's okay. No, it's not. Come on. But I got real silverware. Okay, I would hope so.

That's probably going to rip through the plates. That's the only problem. You're cutting the roast beef. I'm going to use the five plates. It's all right. It's on outdoor furniture. You'll be fine. I would recommend for sure having a go.

And do you have one of those fork things? They look like big forks. The prongs to like pull the meat away. No, to stick it in. It looks like. It's like a big fork. Guys, no. You got to get one of those.

All right. Well, I got to do all this. Because you got to go like that and then you got to cut the meat. Yeah. You're looking for eight to 10 pounds of roast beef. Yeah. What are we talking about? A thousand bucks.

I'm probably going to come to the market with $20 in my hand. Oh, God. Just give me some neck. You got any neck in there? I'll cook up some neck. You don't know the difference. I do picture me calling for Chinese food at the last minute. Sure.

Pulling out seamless or something. Yeah. It's not a bad idea. Everybody get what you want. Something. But nobody offered a traditional English. What's Yorkshire pudding? Yorkshire pudding is kind of like a flour pancake-y mixture cooked

in the roast beef fat. So you do it in muffin tins. You ladle a little bit of the fat. I think you can also do chicken fat. So it's like this crispy, flavorless, mushy muffin. But it's so good with the gravy and then the other. Got you. You have a handle on that.

You know how to do that. Apparently, I got to do it at the last 15 minutes. This is a timing issue that I know it's a level of difficulty that I'm not prepared for. They burn real easy. Yeah. I might have to get a whole that of pancake mix. Just keep going.

And keep going. So you got one good one out of each batch. You're going to have sliced roast beef and pancakes for Christmas. I am panicking. Now you'll be all right. Just get your stuff together. I'm doing it today. I got four days.

Ready to go. Do you know a professional chef of any kind? Yeah. No, not really. Give you like a quick rundown maybe. YouTube. Get on the YouTube. We'll do the YouTube.

I usually kind of follow Alison Roman, but lately I've been, I feel like she cuts corners. I don't know who that is. You cut corners. What are you talking about? I do cut corners. She's the queen of cutting corners. She's always like, I don't take the stems off

because I can't be bothered. And I'm like, OK, well, you got to take the stems off. Raw meat and pancake mix. Cook it yourself. That's why. I don't take the wrapper off. I just throw it in there and let my guests unwrap it. Oh man, that's wild.

And you guys are doing, are you guys doing presents? You and your husband? No, because Joe and I are doing presents. Sure. But in the family, we do a drawing, so we're not buying thousands of gifts. The Pollyanna. What do you guys call it?

Secret Santa? Pollyanna? Secret Santa. Secret Santa. Can you guys change gifts if you want and do that kind of thing? No, we haven't done that. Joe has recommended that, but I don't feel like we come from a family that does that.

Start fights. It does. We did it once between my aunts and uncles, and it was like the goddamn Thunderdome. I think people were fighting, taking hide and presents and shit. It was bad. Well, somebody always comes in with, is this,

you bought this at the gas station on the way here. Someone also always buys like an iPod or something. Yeah. Yeah, you get fucked. You get fucked. The guy who buys the most expensive gift always gets the worst gift. Yeah, yeah.

Stop at the gas station. Everybody needs gum. What are you getting, Joe, for Christmas? Okay, well, he's really hard to buy because he makes money and he always just buys what he wants for himself. Sure. And I feel like every gift I've gotten him, he never uses. What has been on that list?

Cornhole, travel cornhole, and it's just been unopened in the living room. Sure. Where would he use that? I was like, let's play it outside behind our apartment because we got enough space and he's like, I don't want to disturb the neighbors because New Yorkers are difficult people.

It's very true. If you hear something on a repetitive level, people get livid. And it's also like that could be affecting a thousand people. You know what I mean? They're like, however many people are around, that echoes. But you guys hang in your backyard a lot, right? Yeah, when it's warm outside.

Yeah, I don't think that's, come on. I'm that way. Well, you move to New York. Sure. Yeah, that's what you get. But I understand what he's saying. It's just like this for, I mean, it's not quiet. Do you play music out there when you're back there?

Not really. Whisper. But Joe will like cigar smoke back there. There you go. Yeah. All right, so that's one. So that's one gift he, if I get him books, but even that, they just look decorative.

Yeah. So I'm annoyed. So this year, he sent me a link to what he wanted. Nice. And it's a, this graphic designer created images of each Seinfeld girlfriend from the whole series on a whole poster. That's really cool. Okay.

And so I bought that and then I bought a frame on Amazon and framed it. And that's what I'm getting in. And I'll probably find some little treats that he likes, although now he's on a diet kick. Okay. So I can't get him any of his treats. Huh.

Okay. That's good. That's a, that's a good gift. It's so difficult. I find your significant other is the hardest to buy presents for. I've struck out every single year for the past eight years. Yeah. Not one good gift.

No. And like. I struck out with him two years in a row. Did you? Sometimes you're like, you got me a burden. It's funny you say that. I have to go run errands now. Thank you.

He bought me a, he got me a, this is already out. He got me a gift certificate, a thousand dollar gift certificate, the carnival cruise line. I got him a cruise. A cruise, Sarah. I got a girl on a cruise. How is that a burden? That's not, it's not bad.

And I bought him that bass guitar back then. But you have to fly to Florida now? That's the burden. I got to fly to Florida. Take that to New York. I got the money. I got to fly to Florida to get on a boat, to go four hours, to get off at Tijuana or whatever for, for 35 minutes.

Get yelled at that. I don't miss the boat. Get back on and do that three times. You can take it here and take the cruise up to Boston. Yeah. Oh, that's my other option is to get on a New York and go to Boston. Go to Boston. Get a cup of shouting.

Come on. Providence is beautiful this time of year. We're just there. No, my, I like it. I, when people get you artwork and it's not framed. Oh, that's, yeah. It's like, okay. Most gifts, most, if you added up all the gifts that are exchanged over the holiday season

at any given year, I would say most of them are unused. Sure. Yeah. I always think, is this person going to like this or is this going to end in Trash Island in the middle of the ocean? In the middle of the Pacific. Sure. Oh yeah.

I also, I'm, I'm like, Joe, I'm like, I don't want, if I want something I'll just bought, like I just bought like gifts are always lost on me. Yes. Because, and he's like that too. He's like, I get you gifts all year round. Yeah. We just buy stuff. Yeah.

Of course. And then, so why do I need to, and I'm like, I, no, I agree. Oh man, take that Joe. I buy you whatever you want. You dumb bitch. I didn't say I got to buy you something on the 25th. I got to eat cold pot roast. Got to eat me.

Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me.

Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Got to eat me. Yes. Got to eat you. Got to eat me. I do not. Got to see.

I'm like, I even didn't have that question and I still can't even. I don't know. Ever in my life. Joe got me a computer that saved my life. There you go. Laptop. Yes. Apple.

And Apple. It was a gateway. It was a Dell, there was a year ago. It was a year ago. You wrote your letters on there didn't you. I was so poor, not that long. A couple of years ago, that I needed a computer, and I only had like I got a $200 gift card or something.

I bought a desktop. I remember that. Dude, it worked at the speed of fucking molasses. It was so slow. I think I turned it on twice. Oh, we could. Well, if it's a PC, it takes forever to boot up because it's got all the antivirus software. I don't even think I ever bought the software.

I was just raw dog in the internet for a while. So, hold on. That's something that you would use. Yeah. Because it improves your life. Yes. You would use that every day. Yes.

Yes. The best gift I ever got was one year out of nowhere. One of my uncles just broke us off a G-Hot. That's crazy. And I was about 22. Oh, that's the great time. I was hemmed up. Yeah.

I was in a real bad spot. That literally. A grand. A grand. Just after, you know, you do the presents and then maybe your parents have a little hidden one. Yeah. My mom came up and I thought I was done because it was real like that year on Christmas Eve

for my aunts and uncles and she just came over and just fucking hit. She's like, and this is from your uncle Joe and boom. Fucking. Woo. Yeah. That was a lifesaver. Game changer. Game changer.

Yeah. Yeah. I was in, I was in, I would have been physically, I had some wrong people, some money. You got a bonus. Yeah. Yeah. And then I got to, one year I got to GI Joe headquarters and that was probably my greatest present of my time.

I played with that fucking thing for like three years straight. Shout out to it. I got a mini bike, like the one in dumb, like the exact one in dumb and dumber, like the little red one that they ride. Yeah. That's pretty good. I was eight. My mom did not want me to have it.

My parents were divorced. My dad bought it for me. They're like really ram it, you know, to give it to her. I crashed it the first day and like fucked my arm up, fucked my leg up. My mom was so mad. Oh my God. Couldn't tell me shit though. I was cruising, dude.

I might as well have been in the fucking Hell's Angels. One arm and everything. Just zipping down the street. Here comes Keppy. Look out. I was taking my helmet to school to show off. I am walking with it under my eye. The motorcycle parking is around here.

Man. Did you know anybody that rode a motorcycle to high school? No. That's crazy. I think there was a couple of mice. That guy beats his dad up. Yeah. He's driving a motorcycle to school.

You hate your dad. Fuck you say pussy. Yeah. We had a couple of those dudes parked it right at the door. I feel like those guys are like 22 year old seniors. Sure. Yeah. They get puberty early too.

Yeah. Held back early like kindergarten. They've always been old. Yeah. Did first grade three times. Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

I love those guys. Yeah. Those guys were all right. Did you drive to school? Did you walk to school? Was it a boss? What were you doing? You would drive me to school.

That's big. Yeah. And that was nice. How much older is he than you? Four years. So when I was a freshman, he drove and then by the time I got my license, my dad, I got a car. Nice.

Yeah. So you drove yourself? Tercel. So you never had to do the high school bus as a freshman? No. No. And I didn't live that far that if I couldn't drive to school, I would ride my bike. Really?

Yeah. Like wow. I like the bike riding. I still do it. It's like something out of a movie. You're riding your bike to school. Yeah. It's skidding.

It's all pussy. Skidding. 8.59. No, I wish I could skidding. Perfect timing. Never skidded in. Really? Couldn't skid either.

No. I was a big skitter. Never skidded. I'd whip, work. It's hot. That's hot. Could you ride it with no hands? I could do no hands.

Really? That's pretty good. Did you? No. That's why I ask everybody that question. Oh, you couldn't ride a bike with no hands? What are you talking about? My center of gravity all fucked up.

Jiggle. I had to lean my head on the steering wheel. Now, I never had a 10 speed like that either. You didn't need a 10. You could do it on a BMX bike. Wow. I thought you had to be a 10 speed. I said it had to be a 10 speed.

You had to be Italian and in really good shape to do that. Wearing a life beater. Yeah. 100%. Wearing a life beater or no shirt and you'd ride down the street like that. Tell you to do it. Yeah. Pedal it.

It took a while so you could pedal with no hands. Yeah. But like you could cruise down a hill or whatever. That's how you start. Yes. Training wheels. We'll get a bike. We'll teach you.

All right. I'll be on patreon.com, folks. There you go. Speaking of Patreon, let's do a couple of cues. Sure. We got a couple of cues from the old Patreon. Guys, as you know, when you join the Patreon, we will answer your garbage question on the air.

It's just the best way to do it. There was a couple of questions. Seeking advice from a lady about our relationship. So it would be nice to get your perspective here. Okay. This one's from Sagi Bottom. Me and my girl broke up last week on good terms. Is it garbage to return the expensive gift I got her and give her something much cheaper

for Christmas? Why are you giving her a present anyway? That's weird. That's suspect to me. I guess if it's good terms, it's still like a... My thing. It's a good thing. Why do you have to tell people?

Do you know what I mean? Like, he could just return it and get a cheaper gift and she would not. Yeah. They'll be none the wiser. Yeah. If they were together for a couple of years... Yeah. I think he's just asking us.

I don't think he's going to go tell... Well, it's going to get you this. I got you a tennis bracelet. It's up with Steve. Here's a portable cornhole game. I still want to be friends though. Yeah. I would've...

Don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. I don't give her anything. Yeah.

I would've... Don't give her anything expensive. I would give that same advice to a girl too. Yeah, yeah. Sure. That's fucking stupid. But also too. I mean, as a guy, you break up to go ahead and give her a gift.

She's fucking somebody. That's all I'm saying. That's real simp. Isn't that... Am I using that correctly? You are indeed. Yeah. That's real simp shit.

But I also can't relate because I've never had a relationship that ended on good terms. I try not to end relationships near the holidays because it gets complicated. And I remember always being annoyed about that, like, fuck, Christmas is coming. Sure. I can't break up with him. You can't get out of him. I know his birthday is around the corner. Gotta make a move quick.

Yeah, while you're still with Joe. Between his birthday, flag day, Christmas, Thanksgiving, I'm screwed here. Fourth of July, what are we doing? Yeah. There's no way out. This cold-hearted bitch dumped me on Mother's Day. You believe that? Two weeks before Mother's Day.

You know I love my mother. Have you had relationships that ended on good terms? I feel like they always initially end on good terms and then as time goes by, you find details. Sure. And then you're like, ah, fuck that person. That guy fucking sucks. Yeah. I mean, why would a relationship end on good terms?

In my dysfunctional brain, I can't wrap my head around that. Yeah, I agree with you. Because if it was on good terms, why are you breaking up? Yes. Yeah. I think if you're too mature, self-reflective people or whatever, and you're just like, yeah, it's just not what it was or what it is or whatever, it's best if we go both ways. It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt or whatever, but I can understand it.

I don't know what you're talking about, mature and all that stuff. Yeah. I've had the door slammed in my face. All my stuff in trash bags. That's how I like to break up. Walking out the door crying. Don't be sorry. They were not, sorry.

They were not. No, they were not. Don't be sorry. Your credit's going to go up. I won't be breaking furniture in your apartment. Have fun with a real man. Who has a job and a car and a 401k. You need me.

I'll be at my mother's. I got to pick up a shift at Bear Burger. Bear Burger. Fuck. Shout out to Bear Burger. Keep it us alive, baby. Who's gone downhill? Who has?

I think Bear Burger has. Bear Burger's gone downhill. She came in with, that's gone downhill. Podcast aside, that's gone downhill. Let's just talk about that. I haven't had it in a while, but when I worked there, the place was fucking delish. Okay. I haven't been in a long, I don't know, I haven't been in a long time.

I feel like Shake Shack just visually has gone down because it's everywhere now. It can't be good anymore. I like it as my special thing. Go get Shake Shack. Yeah. That was my celebratory meal. The one in Madison Square Park. Love that.

Man. That was a good one. Although you have to keep your legs up because there's rats. They're bad. I almost kicked one the other night. Keep your legs up. That's the only restaurant where you're like, they just can have rats there. And not get clothes down.

It's in the middle of a park. People doing tai chi. Oh yeah. There's always some sort of silent protest going on. Yeah, there's something going on in there. That's something I don't understand. The squirrels are real shifty in that park too. I don't know what it is over there.

Yeah, they're aggressive. Yeah. That park. Because that's in the middle of the shit. That's like one square block. So if you're in there, you got to be, you know. I used to walk dogs around there and so I would observe the economy. It's just us and nannies.

Oh yeah. We're making nannies and white dog walkers. Yeah. Grabbing a crinkle cut fries. Living the life. Shout out to them. This is inside baseball, but what is your, because we live in the same neighborhood, what is your Chinese spot over there, the story that you would go to?

I just do the first one on Grubhub. So it's East Garden. I don't ever go to a Chinese restaurant unless it's Han Dynasty because I like Shenzhouan. Man, that place is fucking banging. It's the bomb. Yes. I think it was 2nd Avenue or 3rd Avenue. I think it's 2nd.

Who's that at? Just down like 3rd. By 10th Street. Yeah. Yeah. They do salt and pepper shrimp that will blow your brains out. Best fried chicken. Yeah.

One in the past. Phenomenal. Yeah. Phenomenal. I love that though. Like I, um, growing up there was a couple like actual, like not fine dining, but like really nice Chinese restaurants where you'd go and, and, and you know, like a restaurant. Yeah.

And I feel like in New York, you don't go to where you order online. No. Do you know what I mean? Like you get there and it's just like a murder scene. Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. Like a bullet hole in the window.

Yeah. Christina Hutchinson used to, has a, has a joke about that. Like you ever be ordering from, from place from seamless for like a year, then you walk by and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah. But there's, there's obviously there's good sit in Chinese spots down in, down in Chinatown. But in the burbs, I used to love that. Yeah.

Strip mall or something. Yeah. Yeah. Good stuff. They put the, the good crispy noodles on the table with the duck sauce and the mustard. I also like the wall murals. Don't you? I feel like.

Oh, sure. A lot of Asian restaurants have. The tranquil country side scenes. Like a river. Yeah. Big round tables. And they're all right. Some cherry blossoms.

And there was a place in my hometown called Lay Lay, but closed down after the pandemic. It was fucking nice. That place was bumping in the nineties. Yes. Friday and Saturday night. Let's go. Good shit. Put on your good outfit.

We're going to. We're going to Lay Lay. Going away. Next to Johnny's number one auto sale. That's probably where my mom called it. We're going to that Lay Lay's. All right. This one is from Jason.

Have you ever been a fan, a fan of the band Buck Cherry? That's tough. That's the crazy bitch. Yo, crazy bitch. You've heard Joe's story about that, right? No. I don't think I've ever talked about telling another story. But if you ever see him, he had a one night stand with a lady that fucked him to Buck Cherry

and she kept singing. And she kept calling him a nerd. Like drunk drive to the shitty apartment to go fuck. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Buck Cherry. That's your crazy.

Who's Buck Cherry? You're crazy bitch. It's like the trashiest song of all time. Don't know it. Yeah. Really? Never heard it. It's a song that you fall off a mechanical bull to.

Yes. If you ever waited tables, the trashiest girl would pull into the parking lot blaring that. Yeah. She was late for her shift because she was waiting on daycare. Pulls into the car. She was such a bitch, too. Especially when you were new, trying to figure out the side work. She had no time for you.

No. But some reason you were in love with her. I know exactly. She's a crazy bitch. She fucked so good. Maybe like Tara or something like that. Oh my God. What is it with Tara's?

Tara. They're terrors. Yeah. Tara works the broad shift. You don't fuck with Tara. And only the broad shift. Yeah. And only the broad shift.

I just want some David. You ever fuck with Mexican jumping beans? Which I don't remember those. As a kid, yes. Are they real beans? I don't know. No. They've got like a little worm in them that pops.

There's a worm in there. Is it a toy? Or is it an actual thing? Kind of thing. Yeah. You don't eat them. I feel like it was along the line of like the pet rock era or the sea monkey thing. The sea monkey was the water thing?

Yeah. Although I never. I don't think. That was a little bit before my time. They kind of came back a little bit when I was a kid or maybe like when I was in like maybe high school, the younger, my friend's younger brothers were getting them when they like kind of like revamped them in the 90s. Yeah.

Why aren't they like fleas or something? Dude, they got out of hand real quick. They fucking. They are. It was wild. Yeah. I don't even know what sea monkeys are. Dude.

They would grow and they'd have the little magnifying shrimp. Yeah. They're like. Marketing term for brine shrimp. Yeah. So those novelty aquarium pets. I got my dad one of those. It lasted like years.

Did you get your dad sea monkeys? I bought him a little self-contained ecosystem and then he it lasted way longer than it should have lasted. And then it died and then. Yeah. And then I got him another one and then the office blinds fell on top of it and killed it. Wait.

Hold on a second. They were sea monkeys? Just. No. Like brine, brine shrimp. They're like those little tiny shrimp like that. Okay. But in their self-contained ecosystem, so it's in a glass with water and like a little bit

of green algae. And it all like. All like the algae eats this. That eats that. Creates the oxygen for the brine shrimp. Yeah. You know, it's kind of cool. I've never seen them with with anything living in it, like any animals in it.

But I remember for a while, some parents would have like the sustaining ecosystem where it was like, there was dirt, there was like some plants in there and it was sealed. So it's the same thing you were talking about. And it would. Yeah. Like a tranium kind of situation. Yeah, but there was nothing in there. Oh shit.

Oh yeah. I'm a big fan. No one I knew had that. Put a G.I. Joe in there. See if he survives. I feel like when you go in used to buy pot at an apartment. Sure. They would.

Yes, exactly. Some sort of aquarium. Exactly. They would have. Yeah. Everything was shit, but sweet entertainment system. Yeah. Good TV.

Good TV. And then yeah, like a pet snake or something. Pet snake. You'd have to go see it. And you're like, I just want to buy a wheat. Not to feed them. Yeah. And then you're like, is your grandmother in the.

Oh yeah. That's my. She's sleeping. She's just watching a wheel of fortune in her room. Oh man. Oh. Is that your oxygen tank? It's too funny.

Buy pot was always the best experience because you're like, oh, what is this? Yeah. Sure. I just want to look at your action figures. Do you buy a pot? Every guy's trying to show you a weird collection. He'd buy it off a nine year olds. Yeah.

No, it was always like, you're like, why can't I just buy pot like a regular transaction? Sure. Yeah. You got to go. So if you're going back in the day, like you kids out there, you wouldn't understand this, but used to be illegal, believe it or not. Yeah. And back in the day, you couldn't just roll up to the person's house running and grab it

because the local smokies would be all over you. And then they see the traffic coming in on. So you had to have a little hang in my friend. Yeah. You don't just come in and leave. Yeah. It looks like an 18 and then they would, they would, they would roll one up or fucking you want a bong hit or whatever.

Then you talk to them like your best friends for a half an hour and then you fucking leave and see them in a month. Yeah. The grandmother thing is really funny though. She was always just coughing and then my friend stickies pretty good. That weed is loud, son. I had a friend that on his first day at work here in New York when we first moved here, he befriended the company loser and the guy was like, Oh, ask him if he want to go on

a lunch break and then they drove all the way to the Bronx. And then he also smoked pot near his, the guy's grandmother. Now I've just been like, I think that's every, that's every pot dealing. Sure. Moment. Sure. Yeah. Like an adult, an older adult in the house that you didn't have to say hi to.

Yes. Because then when you walk in, hi, how are you? Good to see you. Yeah. Yeah. You didn't sigh. And if you were polite or whatever. Yeah.

They looked at you weird. Like if they ever came out like in their, in their house coat or whatever it was, you know what I mean? Like, Hey, Mrs. Gramacino, how are you? Good to see you. There's Rusty. Yeah. I don't know.

Fucking wild. He went in the back somewhere. We were smoking. Everybody was smoking weed at this house. I don't know who this, it was a girl that we worked with. It went to another school. We worked at the supermarket together. We're a couple of fucking, couple of fucking winners we were.

I was smoking. Everybody was smoking weed at her place. I didn't smoke weed. Man, separate school and you weren't going to grocery store. No way. She's still alive. Holy shit. And it was like, it was her parents were like hippies and like there was another like

two or three adults that were like kind of there. I think there was a guy living on the property. It was real fucking weird. And I remember they were already sitting there smoking fucking like three foot bongs. And I had beer in the car and I didn't smoke weed. So I'm like, I'll just go grab and we're hanging out. Yeah. And they were like, you're not 21.

You can't, you can't have that beer. I'm like, dude, this guy's got a fucking zong going right now. Fucking lay off the bubbler, will you? They're like in a heroin gen basically out of their mind. And you're like, no blood lights in here. Hey, where's blood lights? There's gravity bongs out of a toilet. I know what the fuck.

Can't have a glass of Chardonnay. He's got like a fucking gentleman. My one boy in high school, man, one of my really good friends, for some reason, his parents had a tenant that lived in the attic. It was like a little apartment, but you had to go through the house to get there. So like every once in a while, we'd just be like there chilling on the couch or like eating dinner at his house and fucking Randy would just come rolling through and fucking just done not say anything.

Yeah. We weren't really. You don't always say hi to your neighbors, man. Yeah, we weren't really. Sometimes you're late for work or something. I think one of my buddies said hello to him one time and my buddy, my other buddy's dad was like, just let him do his thing. You don't have to say hi.

Yeah, yeah. He fucking walked these two feet away from me. Don't talk to him unless you need knives sharpened. Yeah. I had a buddy live in his attic when we were in school in high, junior high and high school. That'd be sweet. It was cool. But then like, even when I was up there, I'm like, this isn't cool.

Yeah. I was like 15. I'm like, could you see the insulation? No, it was real small. They act like they, it was like their own apartment. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like they're adults.

Down at my mom's. Shit evens. Dad wasn't around. I'll tell you that much. I got to run to my mom's and get a snack. Got to run to the store real quick. Just goes to the kitchen. There's a bodega downstairs.

Shit. I got to go to the laundry mat. Yeah. I remember being like, and he would cover it with this. They're like pretty cool, huh? Yeah. He would smoke it. Yeah, we could split a sig.

That was another thing. We could split sig. Yeah. You couldn't have two going at a time. Sure. Yeah. We could eat truck and you know. And you have to like hold your head out the window.

Yeah. It's never comfortable and they try to make it seem like it's the best thing. It's so chill. I'm like, let's just go outside and smoke. We're allowed to. You know what I mean? To mention probably 300 degrees up there this summer. Yeah.

Fucking he's playing some like, he's playing some bone thugs and army or something. Like the B side. I'm like, dude, this sucks man. I know you're like, we might as well just be smoking crap. I know. This is so depressing. Sure. There's like a Bob Marley towel as a curtain.

Sure. On the window. There was a bead type thing. Yeah. The setup back in the day, it was, it made you feel, that's why every time I smoke weed or, or, or anything out in public, I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Yeah. It feels dirty.

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like I had a boyfriend that would smoke weed all the time and he would be perpetually cleaning out his bowls with paper clips and I was like, I just feel like I'm living with a heroin user. I know. Yeah. It's so sad.

That resident though, man. When you, when you were out of weed, that shit would fuck you up and they're so proud of it. Yeah. Because they worked hard. Like in the coal mines. Your fingers are all black. They're like, yo, Pat, they're trying to shake your hand.

Get the fuck out of here, man. What a fucking crackhead. Go buy a dime bag, you loser. Stick in the magazines. Nah, man. Sometimes you were hemmed up. Get some dignity. Sometimes you were hemmed up and you got to get fucking toasted.

That shit would fucking level you too. I would hate sometimes. It would make you sleepy. And when I, so when I was living here, I'd have to go back and I would go to Philly for like a show or whatever. I'd stay at a buddy on a buddy's couch. And I mean the table, I would sleep on the couch and you'd wake up, you'd be like eating breakfast or something.

Like go to the bodega and get a big egg and cheese. Like open it up. I'd be eating on this coffee table that had like an ounce and a half of shake and dog hair and I'd fucking res balls. I hated it. It was the fucking worst. The tools, the homemade tools that you found to do your res balls. It would be like a, one of those screwdrivers for eyeglasses.

Yes. Oh, that thing's key. A frisbee to keep your seeds in line. Your seeds. They're not all over the place. I'm going to germinate those. Shut up, you loser. I had a roommate who did a gravity bong hit of resin and it was just laid out on the kitchen

coughing, going, it's not worth it. Hitting with the Narcan. Let's go. I don't know, man. That's what you're looking for. Saturday afternoon, the Notre Dame game's over. What are we doing? That's a fucking knockout punch.

Oh, dude. When you're hanging out with pot smokers, they never sell it. When you watch them, you're like, you're not selling this shit to me really well. Yeah, of course. Yeah, you're depressing me. Now I think it's a little bit different, but back then for sure. Well, you've got a vape. Vapes look cool.

Yeah. Pop a dummy. Relax. You're going out. You're doing your day. That's nice. It becomes a nice packaging. Sure.

Yeah. Strawberry flavor. Yeah. Yeah. We're promoting drug use. Show is already garbage. It's legal. It's legal.

It's medicinal. It's medicinal. You're afraid to fly. Get out. Hey, your high school kid, you got cataracts? Do what you got to do. What are you doing? Straighten yourself out.

That gravity bong of resin seems all right though. I'll tell you that. Man, that's how you're going to go out, dude. That's what's going to finally get you. A fucking grav bong of resin. A titleist ball of resin. No one's going to call the EMT either because the house is loaded with drugs. Old three liter of Mountain Dew.

Fucking sliced that in half. Man. Yeah. I remember we kept a bucket for gravity bongs back in the woods and like getting fresh water to like, you know, it was tough. We went like training to be a ninja. It's so worth it. What are you doing?

Nothing. Just filling up our gravity bong. It's got a broomstick full of buckets headed into the woods with my stoner buddies. I swear to God, it's cool, man. All right, bye. Dad who's oblivious. All right, have fun kids. Good kids going out there.

Water in the trees in the middle of the woods, huh? You got to grow operation. Yeah. It's like you're going to work at the factory. But we went in the bucket had tadpoles in it. It had self-sustaining economy in there. And they had tadpoles in it and this one kid. You still took it?

I mean, I didn't. Yeah. It was one kid did. It's a rite of passage. You got to do tadpole water, dude. If you slurp of a tadpole at seven years, good luck. Damn, dude. What the fuck?

You jammed up, man. What do you want from me? Hit the hose or something. My head hurts. This is a fucking. This is an all-timer. All right, let's see here. This is another gift.

This is from Sam. I got a gift question for you. Is it garbage to forget to take off the price tag on my wife's new necklace? The tag says 700, but I paid 139 online. I like it. I like it. Yeah, flex a little bit. I would have to tell her at some point.

I guess it is worth 700. Sure. Yeah. Somebody did price. His fault they're having a sale. Yeah, I don't. I used to, for some reason, I never really understood that because my mom was big tech. If my mom ever gave a gift and it had to tag on.

I'd be embarrassed. They're so embarrassed. Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I was a little kid. I'd be like, yeah, flex on these pussies a little bit. Yeah, so it's also like, we know you didn't spend 14 grand. Like you bought a gift for your uncle or something.

Yeah. It's a polo shirt. Yeah. It's $51. It's not like. The Marshall's tag. The Marshall's tags, man. What do you, I, it does feel not good to buy a gift from Marshall.

You should have because now it doesn't belong. Nothing there belongs there. It all ended up there. And then if it doesn't, if they don't sell it there, they burn it somewhere. Use the heat homes. It's a control fire. They do. I, their homeware is good, but it feels like giving a gift from Marshall's feels like

an insult. Sure. Of course. They need to do a rebranding. I think that's. That's when you take the tags off. Yeah. That's when you take.

You take the whole thing, not just the price. Yeah. I've gotten them where fucking where it just said Marshall's, but they ripped the price on. I don't want to at least know what I'm dealing with here. What was it originally? It's a department store. Mark down.

Mark down. It's a regular is what it is. Um, but the thing is because nobody goes to Marshall's going, I'm going to get Sarah X. Yeah. You see something there for cheap. You go, I'll give this piece of shit to Sarah. You know what I mean?

There's no actual like. She's all smoked up. She's been smoking tadpoles all weekend. Yeah. That's why I think it's just like, it seems like secondary to me. Yeah. I just grabbed this because I saw it and was like, oh, this will check them out. Sure.

Yeah. I've done a lot. Of course. Yeah. Most of my gifts, especially for the kids, it's like, just give them something that they can open up and play with for 10 minutes. And then I go, all right, I'm done. Yeah.

Yeah. But I feel like they sell lockers up there. At Marshall's. At Marshall's. At Marshall's. In the kitchenware sometimes. It'll be a ramekin that you can't use for anything. Yeah.

Oh, like a little tiny one. Yeah. But you're like. Can't put a box in there. It's a lock reset though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I hear, aren't there stories about people like finding like really good sneakers at like Marshall's and TJ Maxx every once in a while? Sure. But they're all, they all end up there for some irregular, they, they couldn't be, they weren't sold or they couldn't be sold in regular stores. Like they were, it's like molested goods. Yeah. Goods with a criminal record.

Couldn't get a real job. Macy's would touch me. Got banned. Yeah. If you ever buy food, sometimes they sell food products. If you're buying food from Marshall's or TJ Maxx. I like a good jam there. You can get some jam.

That's old for sure. That's old. I'll say this too. I've said this before in this broadcast. TJ Maxx, they've, they've upgraded a little bit. They're a little classier than Marshall's. TJ Maxx at home goods. Yeah.

They have candy. Like it's like festive candy. Like something you would like give to somebody. Sure. Sure. That shit's fucking banging. Uh-huh. You get some salted caramel truffle something.

That's not in like a box or something. Yeah. They have really good chocolate covered pretzel types. Yeah. I'll give you that for sure. But Marshall's just seems, it's got bomb on it. It's like knife fights and. Shut up.

I went to the one in Astoria, TJ Maxx yesterday. Wild. It's crazy. The one on Dipmars? Nothing. Yes. Okay. Nothing's where it should be.

Underwear and the food. Sure. Sebastian has that great, one of my favorite jokes of all time. He goes, how are people shopping in there? So good. It's wild. It's, it's, it's actual. Yeah.

My wife tries to go cause there's one in my neighborhood. Uh, right next to a gap. So like we'll go and think if we need like whatever, you know, a pair of jeans or someone will end up at the gap. She's like, let's go to Marshall's and you walk in. It's like, it's always nighttime in there and stuff. It's bad. Yes.

I thought the one on Dipmars was, was actually a nicer one. They're putting a target across the street. Um, I'm excited for that. Uh, I, it's, I get. Is it a full target or one of the mini ones? Yeah. I think it's one of the mini ones. I hate that.

I can't do target in the city though. Anything in the city stinks. It does. Give me a nice parking lot. A wide eye. Yeah. A full selection or whatever. Yeah.

Tell you where you gotta go. Go down to Vernon Boulevard. Go to that Costco over there. I like the Costco. Woo. Yeah. That place is all right. Maybe I should get my meats there.

There you go. That's where you should get your meat. Yeah. At Costco. Yeah. You should get a roast over there. No. Yes.

Go to the butcher shop down the street. You're gonna pay through the nose. They don't make any money on their rotisserie chickens. It's just like a, a thing you can get while you're there. Like they don't make any profit from it. Sure. Yeah. Isn't that wild?

I didn't know that. Tick-tock. Taking a bath on the roof. Yeah. Tick-tock and I spread it everywhere. But they're famous for their roto. Yeah. I don't know if I ever had a.

I don't know if I've ever had a Costco rotisserie chicken. Yeah, me either. I do love a good roto. Do you like a nice rotisserie chicken? I love a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. The best. Make a broth out of it.

Out of the, out of the. Afterwards. Afterwards. It's already seasoned up for you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I keep my vegetable scraps in the freezer.

Toss it in with the carcass. Wow. Get some water, salt and pepper. You're good to go. She's heavy on that kind of stuff. Yeah. Reusing. Recycling my food.

Yeah. Nothing's wasted at the. At the. At the List Household. No. And he doesn't eat what you make a lot of the times. No. Yeah.

He's got. He's just. So you're just making it for yourself? Yeah. I just cook for myself basically. Man, make it soup for yourself. It's all week. And after.

Old man shit. After the three days. I made myself a goulash. That's real soon. You're making soup for one. It is. You're making soup for one. It lasts forever.

I know. And I'm so bored. And I'm like wanting to kill myself at the end of the week. Where I'm like, I gotta finish this fucking soup. Oh God. That bird can't die for nothing. What are you, native American? Have you ever composted?

No. I have thought about it, but I. I've tried to do it in my kitchen and then it ends up being like. Dirt with like egg shells on it. And then I'm like, it's just an ugly heap in the. So I know you mean yes. Yes. I guess so.

I have let go. I'm trying to let go of a lot of that shit. Of being like, you're, that's not who you are. Other person mean like you're not a composter. Sure. And you're not composting in New York. Like what are you thinking? You're no longer a person that keeps their egg shells.

I'm no longer making tub cheese. Okay. That was the last time you've done that. Probably like four years ago. Okay. That's not bad. Yeah. That's not bad.

I'm changing. This is what we talk about on lady journey. Okay. Is the things that I don't know. Guys probably do this as well, but you get in these kicks and you think your life is going to be better. Like being crunchy or something like. What's crunchy?

Very like, um, composting. Okay. Making sure buying thrifting instead of going to H&M and buying fast fashion. Sure. And then you realize it's a lot of work and who gives a fuck. Yeah. Just burn it to the ground is what I say. I'm full on garbage.

That's what I'm talking about. Told him I'd be with nothing to lose. Round of soup for everybody. It's just pointless. Gotcha. It's pointless. I'm with you. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm wasting. I'm wasting shit now. I get it. It's tough. Throw a whole rotisserie chicken right off the fucking window. Fuck out of here. I tried the fast fashion that like I did watch a documentary on something like that.

You're like, oh, wow. Yeah. That's really bad. It is. The H&M stuff. What? Uh, cause that now the H&M is called fast fashion. They've designed, it used to be like you would go shopping once a year.

Yeah. For like, I have to buy winter stuff. I got to buy my jeans. Sure. Yeah. That was how it's like, they had, they have you shopping weekly. Yes. Oh no.

These new things just came out. Sure. This just came. I got to get this trend. Yeah. It's like every two weeks. Trend. Yeah.

There was like, They have you buying and then so it's like you buy the shirt, you wear three times, you throw it out. And then people in Africa are just walking over the shit that they probably made six months prior. Yeah. It's bad. It's like a global thing.

They're like the number one contributors to pollution, I think. H&M? Yeah. Specifically. No, just fast fashion. And like you're forever 21, you're Sheehan's. Gotcha. Yeah.

Some new top comes out for the summer. That type thing. Like the Hawaiian shirts when they popped up. Sure. Yeah. That's on the coast of Africa now or probably somewhere in Chile on the coast. Give me my goddamn shirt back. Bunch of high leather boots.

That's Han Solo. Is that women wear? That was, that was a wild one. Oh my God. When those things hit around the fall, look out. Yeah. Every pumpkin patch out there. Yeah.

Like the outer rim. I love that when it was observed that everybody looked like Han Solo. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. I was like, what an amazing observation that was. Yeah. Let's do one more.

Then we got a ripper up here. Let's do this with us from Kevin. Were you a Wheel of Fortune, a Jeopardy or a Price's Right family? Neither. Really? Really? We watched game shows. Would you watch together?

We liked sitcoms. Okay. What was the big one? I think we looked like. Friends? No. What I'm talking about, maybe like Cheers. Okay.

Yeah. Love Cheers. My family loved Frasier. Okay. Yeah. Frasier. And that's probably around it. I feel like, are your parents smart?

Yeah. I think so. Yeah. She's smart. My dad was really smart. Yeah. That makes sense. They also were English.

And also I felt like. In it. Hello. Put on Frasier. Yeah. It's like, they love stuff on the BBC. Sure. Yeah.

Which to me might as well be Al Jazeera now. Yeah. It's fine. You're reading. Yeah. Oh man, that's stunk. There'd be like a new episode of Love Joy on it. And he's like an antique dealer slash criminal investigator.

Yeah. Love Joy was all right. We used to watch some of those old shows. We used to watch Faulty Towers. Yeah. We used to watch Are You Being Served. Loved Are You Being Served. Dude.

Fucking Fancy Benny Hill. Yeah. Great comedies, man. But Frasier, I felt like was for like smarter parents. Sure. We didn't watch it. I found it. I mean, I always would say.

Years later. I found it years, years later in reruns. We'd watch Marriage with Children together. Yeah. We'd watch Cheers together. We'd watch Nightcore together. Mash together. Me and my mom used to watch Moonlighting all the time.

Yeah. With Bruce Willis and Sybil Shepard. Sexual tension between them was thick. Man, he was fucking cool as shit. Yeah. Best. Yeah. But I feel either you watch Jeopardy or you watch Wheel of Fortune and Price is Right.

That's where the line is. What time did that come on? Like five or six? What? Jeopardy? Yeah. Seven, I think. Jeopardy came on at seven.

Wheel of Fortune hit at 7.30. Price is Right was always in the morning. That's 11. It was 11 o'clock. It was 11 o'clock back when I was banging. You'd get like two, three of those in the summer while you're crushing a bowl of cereal. I watch them a lot in the summer, yeah. There's certain programming I remember as a kid when you stayed home and you were sick.

Oh, yeah. Price is Right is One and then like a lot of threes company, all in the family. Double shot of Hogan's Heroes. Yeah. That shit was awesome. I remember having an observation at that time, Perry, where like all the commercials were like, get into key repair or AC repairing. Start driving.

Is everyone at this time losers? Yeah. They're all home. They're all unemployed. You get the feel you're like, this is actually depressing what this is. Maybe I am a piece of shit. Yeah. Do I have mesophilium?

They replaced that with mesophilium of things. They replaced it with reverse mortgages. Okay. Oh, you watch the fucking TV during the day. Sam Waters. Man, they're trying to get you to give that house up too sweet. Yeah. They want that money.

That they want you to buy gold. Yes. Just every drug commercial you can possibly think of. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because when I hung out with my dad during the day when he was sick, we'd watch Old Westerns. I forgot what channel it was, and that was all like how to get into the bath. Sure. Roller coaster that goes up the stairs type thing.

The channel is Meat TV. I think it's called. They have all those shows. Yeah. This is like funny when you start recognizing you're like, oh, this is a demographic. Sure. That's true. 100%.

Yeah. It's like a tub with the door in it. So all the water comes up. You know, gotta step over. You slide right in. We got to wrap it up. Gang, the new podcast is called Lady Journey. Yeah.

Sarah Tolemash, Katie Handigan. Yeah. Congratulations. Do yourselves a favor. Check it out. Yes. Anything else you got coming up? You want the folks to know?

No. Not anything really. Okay. Yeah. I have a winding down. Quietly quitting. Right now. One of the funniest, one of the best.

Sarah Tolemash. We love you to death. Kippy, what do you got for him? And the third show at the Gramercy Theater. Let's fucking sell that baby out. Shout out to the Army of Garbage. We fucking love you. We love you to death.

We'll see you next week. Peace.