Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Cracked My Head Open w/ Sara Weinshenk

Episode Date: November 28, 2022

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It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy They're just a big old piece of trash I'm your hostage totally coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here at Antutti's basement She's upstairs putting up the Christmas decorations. Okay, that she stole from the neighbor's house. All right good for her My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. God damn it one of these days He is the CEO of are you garbage? She is an international business man He is not to be trifled with in the boardroom or the bedroom gang give it up for KJ. It's Kevin James Ryan. Let's go gang What's up? Thanks for tuning in as always?

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Crosses the T's and dots the eyes give it up for T bone McMuffin Toby McMullin everybody. What's up dudes? What's up, buddy? Now that we got a minor P's and Q's on this one. This broad's got all LA back in her High society lady What are you talking about this gonna be a cake Yeah, we couldn't be more excited and I mean could not be more excited to have our incredibly special guest here with us today for The first time she is a very funny stand-up comedian actor and podcaster You may have seen her in but not limited to you got apartment nine You got getting dug with high you got pop pie life fails tails from the trip

You got shank you have lights out with David spade you have had to do shit with Guido gagoots, which I love that And you also have the Joe Rogan experience and she is the host of the shank podcast and the co-host of this a bitch podcast But the big question was mine today is she garbage? Let's go real quick known associates Kim Cognac trash of the South Florida And then she is also a very close associate with a young man by the name of Josh Potter who also refers to himself as The Roach yeah, so this is what you call a slam dunk gang, but give it up to Sarah wine shank everybody Thanks for coming that's what I'm talking about. Oh my god. I'm so excited to be here you guys There's not a chance in hell. You can roll with those with Kim and Potter

Have some blood of any class and you gotta be Guilty by association Get one you get them all they all go down Those are two literally of my best best friend. Yeah, it's crazy Plus Potter kept going to you for the shrooms at skankfest. So I was like This kid's in deep Ship the back story, what's the back story? Where are you from LA? I'm from LA, but I'm from the Valley

The Valley's, you know We don't dish it I want to know so that is the trashier the people in a go like in LA It's like ooh, you're from the Valley, right? Yeah. Yeah, is it an actual valley? Yeah, it's on the other side of the mountain or something Yeah, it's just if you are in West Hollywood You just would drive through Laurel Canyon and then you come to the trash or a trashier side That's where it is. They get it out for us. Remember they went to the van and drama's like get me out of here We're in the valley

Yeah, what'd your parents do give us the whole scoop? Okay, my dad's a lawyer. All right Ambulance tracer. What is it? What kind of lawyer? construction Okay Okay, take it all back. You're not trash. That seems like a great guy Your dad's a lawyer, okay, my mom does his bookkeeping Okay, all right, sounds like my family so your track The office is in the garage

Okay, your dad's a lawyer in your so they always work together growing when you're growing up. Yeah. All right. Did he do good? He did good. Yeah, he did good. Well. Yeah, okay brothers and sisters. I have a younger sister Okay. All right. How far apart are you guys? She's three years younger than me. She's three years younger Was it public school private school private Catholic school? Why that radars off here? Public schools real bad and that's it was that or was it a religious thing? No, my dad's a Jew my mom's They're like Catholic schools cheaper Sender to the all-girls Catholic school keep it moving. I like it. I respect it

Yeah, cuz the private the regular private school. That's not religious is very expensive. Sure. We'll send her to the right, right, right? I could see what's the name of that school. I want to this all girls high school called Louisville Louisville Who names the school after Kentucky? They're like 48 It's not st. Louisville or anything like that Louisville and you know who else went there Christina P went there, too Oh, that's a Christina P. Yeah, okay. Wait, so it's just called. She's also trashed. Is it? Is it Louisville's school for girls or something like that Louisville and that's wild The mascot

It was a royals, but it's a royal the royal is that a bird maybe the Royals. Yeah That's a bird. It's a bird. I don't know what it was like the Kansas City Royals. Yes, that's what I would think But your dad did good so your mom basically didn't work and did he did he do Was the office in the home or did he have an office? He had an office. He got up and went to work every day Yes, what's your mom do my mom when we were little she stayed home when was a stay-at-home mom Okay, when we got older she started doing his start doing his books. Yeah, but how many people work under him at the law office Um, it's just he just has a small part of a small firm. It's he's the main guy, right? Just him and then he has his secretary. Okay

It's got real better call Okay, what kind of house did you grow up in? Was it like a single-family home standalone house or an apartment condo down? It's a nice house. It's like a four-bedroom home. That's pretty good. My grandpa built it really like he was the construction guy Yeah, that's how my dad got into doing construction because my grandpa was in construction. Okay, your dad's side. Yeah, right Okay, so your grandfather your grandfather did well in construction Was the rest of your family around there cousins and stuff like that my cousins Yikes for sure How many brothers just sell it everybody out

Well once they start trolling you on YouTube you can drag them on any podcast This is your dad's side of the family. Yeah, so you guys aren't close. No, okay. All right Fair enough. How about the mom's side of the family big family small family both of them have very small family Are they both from LA County as well my mom's from Queens your mom's from Queens my mom's from Astoria really yeah I live in Astoria shout out to it. Oh, yeah, of course. Maybe you can meet a lawyer one day Settle down in California Where did they meet they met okay, so my this is this is gonna be maybe trashy Sounding sure, okay, which is typically trashy. Okay. Yeah, it's real classy. Just so

My okay, I'm trying to figure out how to explain this in a way that makes sense. So it doesn't sound like we're in breath. That's a red Guys, I swear to God. She's Okay, so My mom lived in New York and my mom's aunt moved to LA and got married Okay, when she came to LA to visit her aunt, okay She met her aunt's new husband's son. That's my dad That's yeah, that's in bread But you're saying by the wall it's still

So your aunt married somebody who already had kids from a previous marriage. Yes, and then who's my grandpa Who's your grandpa? My aunt's husband, okay, so my aunt's husband. Yeah, is my grandpa because wait I would be trolling you too if I was one of your wait a minute hold on different sides of the family your mom's aunt I need a tree. Okay, so my mom grew up in New York and her aunt grew up in New York Her aunt moves to LA meets a dude. All right, hold on. Let's just give them fake names just so I can so Antrish antrish moves to crazy if I guessed it. I'm sorry. Who is your mom? Who is your mom's sister?

My it's my mom's your mom's great. Yeah, okay, so your great aunt so antrish your mom's antrish moves out to California meets Steve Mm-hmm, right. Mm-hmm Steve has kids two kids two kids Bill and Nancy, uh-huh Bill and your mom me me get married So they're technically step cousins Are you in breath Louisville's really start to make sense now. Wait, hold on. So that guy is your grandfather in the sense of He's your step-grandfather, really

He's my grandfather because he's my dad's dad Right your mom's your mom's uncle by marriage is your dad's dad. Yes. Okay. What does that make the ant trashy? She's she's my great aunt, but then also in some ways my grandma You're way too cool Have an anti-grandma I'm there and it's not a good place Your mom can wrap this up your mom married your aunts Husband's son kid from a previous marriage. Yes. So how does that make him your grandfather though? Oh?

Yeah, that is his yeah Your aunt married your grandfather Yes, and you're not even from the south Yeah Okay You're down on the count already Unless one of them's a queen It's gonna be tough to bounce back

How did they explain when did they explain that to you as a kid? They explained it to me and they said it's gonna seem confusing Hey, we're right What are you? What are you? What are your years old Sarah sit down and put on a pot of coffee? What are your parents say? What are your mom and dad think about it? Whatever it is They think it's normal because Yeah, okay, it's it's from a previous marriage. There is no blood. Yeah, there's no blood. It's from a previous marriage I don't know because my grandpa was married three times. This was his last wife. Okay, the most Okay, yeah, okay. That's kind of like what happened in Clueless, right? I guess that was step-brother

Then she she got together with Paul Rudd was a neighbor. What are you talking about now? It was the son of her pre is the previous step mom, but he the dad Wasn't I know Rudd's dad. Yeah, so it'd be steps on right. Yeah, they were step siblings That's where those videos are coming from on my computer I don't know. He had a lot of cash in Clueless though. Hmm. All right. Yeah, this is just yeah, this whole inbred things That is a bombshell that might be a I love the way you guys are processing this information. It's funny to be Because I don't identify as being inbred

Maybe this is why I'm a comedian. I don't identify with being inbred her tooth just falls out Do does your I was gonna ask the last time you went to a flea market or fucking in it now Does your mom and your dad still live in the same house you grew up in? Yes, okay? So without giving too much away is it a street is it a road is it an avenue? It's an avenue It's an avenue. Okay, all right. That's not bad cul-de-sac involved anywhere. No cul-de-sac no cul-de-sac For bedroom house Do you have a garage? Yep. Did you have a refrigerator in the garage? Yep?

What was in there? Lots of sodas, okay? Lots of like Diet Coke's Dr. Brown's soda That's a little bit of cat Was the pool situation guys of a pool we added a pool later and above ground or in ground in ground Any hot tub action on that we have a hot tub Connected stone work all right water fall involved. Yeah, there's a waterfall That's how you protect the fortune, okay, I watch the crown I know

Okay, that's nice Okay, all right. I like how you just said you were in bread and then you're like I got a hot tub What about what was the grocery store situation growing up, where would your mom shop gelsons? That's pretty clean. It's all right. That's okay. All right, but sometimes we go sometimes Ralph's Okay, gelsons and then if for paper towels and stuff smart and final because it's cheaper cheaper smart and final Smart and get out. Yeah. Wow is that a grocery store as well or is that more like that's pretty trashy smart and final well, if anybody doesn't know the LA area gelsons and Ralph's they're both they're they're

Gelsons is a nicer than Ralph. I know but see even even Ralph's is not bad Yeah, Ralph's smart and final is a chain of warehouse warehouse style food and supply stores based in Commerce, California supply store Okay, all right What was the name of the pizza place you guys want to grow it up? I mean, no Mulberry Street Mulberry Street pizza. Yeah, that sounds pretty good And sounds all right walking in both worlds

Any pets growing up? Yes, we had a cat. Okay, and then a dog Standard not at the same time. No And a few goldfish rest in peace from carnivals. Yeah That lived too long Long it was like two weeks. No this carnival goldfish live for about eight years. No way. Yes I swear your parents were replacing it when it dies. I swear to fucking God No, it was a carnival goldfish and it lived for about eight years. That's impossible

I swear to God. It was one of the strong ones My god, no way. Yes, that's impot that would that would be the Guinness Book of World Records. Well, then maybe we made it What's your sister do now? My sister works for a comp a tech company. Okay, very nice Did you go to college? Yes. Where'd you go to school at Chapman University in Orange County Chapman University? Okay, not familiar, but it sounds like a nice establishment. I was very fucking bored. What else did you apply to? Applied a lot of places. I applied to Emerson didn't get in. Okay. I applied to I Don't even know where else LMU didn't get in USC UCLA. I didn't get I didn't even apply to USC or UCLA Yeah, exactly right now those essays I barely got into Chapman. Okay, they have a 58% acceptance

That's more than fucking CHI Institute I heard the rise 48 Did you play any sports growing up a soccer I was never good, okay, but I had heart What were the family vacations like Ramayana about that Vacations, okay one time we rented an RV and are we doing this at what you said? So you're not too close to your extended family So in these situations the holidays vacations, it's just it's just a word or just the four of us Yeah, okay, the four of us we rented an RV one time we drove up the California coast

That was fun. That seems nice. It's not bad. Yeah, who drove your mom and dad. Yeah, my dad Um, and then we would go to Palm Springs a lot Sounds nice a lot of very close vacations nothing very far in Disneyland. Yeah, go to Disneyland ever go to Disney World No, never went to Disney World Disneyland a lot. Okay, Disneyland a lot. What's a lot? I mean like once a year Yeah, once a year. Okay, would you say you're Disney people like are your parents big in the Disney? No, but I hate to say this out loud. I like Disney. That's okay. This is all right I live close to Disneyland in college and I had a season pass. I would ride a ride and then go to class Really? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah

Disneyland on your lunch break. Yeah Yeah Okay, Space Mountain. What's a what's a season pass that you back over there at Disney? I mean now it's probably way more, but then No, it was closer to 200. Oh 200 bucks. Yeah. Oh, all right. Okay. That's more bang for your body You're just that's smart money right there. Yeah. Yeah, let's talk about them true classics, baby Classes let's talk about the best t-shirt in the biz. I got one all right now I'm not even lying. Yeah holiday season's coming up. You want to have a little milk and cookies

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Right now you get 20% plus 20% off plus free shipping with code garbage at manscape comm that's 20% off Plus free shipping with code garbage at man's man scape comm manscape to get your jingle balls ready for the holidays What about the injuries as a kid break anything crack my head open? You don't say Says it like that Vietnam How'd you crack your head open on a step? Okay? It was a Like a marble step. I'm like this my mom put a gate up and she went upstairs and I went to go get her and I just Try to get over the gate. This was in the home. This was a home. Yeah marble. Yeah, huh pretty good

Not bad. Well in construction about the house. You get good deals Stitches stitches. Yeah, any did you did you actually crack your skull at all? No, just some stitches just some Did you drink milk with dinner when you were growing up? No, okay, we were My mom doesn't like milk so I didn't drink milk. No milk. Hmm. What would you drink when you sat down at dinner? water orange juice Maybe a black cherry. Dr. Brown. Sure. Okay. It's an orange juice That's crazier than milk Okay ever arrested as a kid. No never arrested as an adult. No, okay, okay pulled over

On through do I things had to walk in a line before but never nice there you go knock on wood He's on your tongue may say is that true. No The holidays your dad's Jewish your mom was Catholic. Uh-huh. What did you guys celebrate Christmas? You did Christmas? Did you do anything? Jude with the with the Jews? No, not really Sometimes there'd be a dreidler to sure. Maybe Hanukkah Harry or something. Yeah, what about about mitzvah? No, no but mitzvah Sweet 16. Yes, really. What was that looking like? It was just at a nice It was at this French restaurant in the valley. Okay, it was small who how many people like friends or just friends

It was probably under 20 people Okay, do you remember what the hall was on that what you what you made cash? Money you got. Oh, did you get any big gifts? You're my I got no, I didn't get anything like that. I didn't get bought mitzvah level Ever Better than it. I know maybe I should get one So much money. Yeah, I know um, no, I didn't get a lot of money. You got a bunch of jewelry. I got some jewelry Yeah, okay reasonably priced jewelry like a $200 bracelet nothing nothing nothing crazy Yeah, no drip. No diamonds. No, no real ice. Yeah, no ice. When did you get your first job?

When I was 15. Nice. And what was that Abercrombie? Oh, okay. You worked retail. Yeah, not bad Yeah, and then I worked at Saddle Ranch. What's that? Is that right? Is that right next to the store? Yes When I was 19, I worked there. It's this western dive bar steakhouse. Yeah chop house and they You can ride the bull there. Okay, I would sell bull rides. That's what you did. Yeah, you weren't a waiter No, it was the hostess slash bull ride saleswoman. What does a bull ride saleswoman do day-to-day give me a run? Hey, what's the insurance package like on something like that? Okay? Well, first of all, I had to say they also it was all about upselling at Saddle Ranch all sales is They would give me a certain phrases that I'd have to say

So I would see people and then I'd say you should try the cobbler It's like the reason I work here and then I walk away even though I never had the cobbler Yeah And then yeah, I would sell bull rides people I'd be like what's up? You guys having fun? You want to get on the ball? Come come over here. I'll send you a commission or anything. No, but there is a tip thing and The girls who sold the bull rides. We'd make a lot. I'd make a good amount of money Oh, I did this job for the summer. Was it like a flirty thing would you find guys?

They try to impress the the cute girl Yeah, squeeze a bicep you're up there You were You living at your parents while you were doing this yes, cuz it was the summer in between College and you graduated. Yeah, I got what was the major communications. Okay. All right What was the poster situation in the room as a kid? Poster situation poster any posters on the wall. I don't think we had any posters now really we're poster-free My tanks were poster-free. Okay. What was on the walls in your bedroom as a kid?

There was a border around you know how is it in the middle of the room or the top the top Was it wood like crown molding? There was crown molding but underneath that my mom put up this fucking weird Border and I was all these kids and they were had on like bicycles and wagons and I wonder how old were you when she put it up When you were when I was a baby. Yeah, and then I would have nightmares that those people came alive and were trying to kill me That's pretty classy though, so you have no posters on the wall As a kid what was your bed a single bed or a double bed or a queen or would you have queen? Yeah, you had a queen bed. Yes as a kid. Yes rich kid in a valley. Yeah, she's a rich kid Grown up there

Did you at any point as a kid try to impersonate a celebrity? Like tell someone you were someone's kid to get into a restaurant or anything like that. No Never rob anything from Paris Hilton's house. No, but I'm friends with someone who did Yeah, yes, I'm friends with her Man this is it went on a shopping spree. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, they were Valley kids Yeah, as a kid nice going to go to any crazy Hollywood parties I would go to clubs all the time before I started doing stand-up when I was probably around 1819 20 like that whole period I would be out. I'd be out at see Lindsay Lohan. I'd be like, oh, I'm a part of this

In the vicinity of Yeah, it was being Nicole Richie Lindsay Lohan those types of things and different on different days. There is different clubs Right. Gotcha. And then I'm like, I need something else to live for besides How would you get in dude like a promoter somebody you text? Hey, we're here that type thing. Yeah, okay. All right. Wow, okay What was your first concert? Kenny Loggins in Vegas Did you go yeah, I hang out with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Kenny Loggins. You are your parents. I was with my parents

Yeah, you guys were in Vegas. We're in Vegas on a vacation on a vacation left that out. Yeah drive there fly there We flew. Okay. That's the class year. How old were you when you went? probably around 10 10 they took you to Las Vegas For like let's go for the weekend. No, we went on a vacation like to Vegas now They say it all out. It's pretty weird. Did you stay in a hotel? Yeah, we stayed in Maine to lay Bay Also, let's put a pin in that real quick. Yeah, you just recently went on a Time-share pitch. Oh, yeah. No, that's coming up. I I got you haven't gone yet. No, it's coming up in January

Explain this I need to be okay. So after Skankfest My good friend Josh Potter gives me a little bit of Xanax before my flight I'm at I'm at the Golden Nugget mind of my own business waiting for my waiting for my Business waiting for a latte to come out it comes out and in the in-between time this guy who's just posted up over here comes Can I interest you in a luxury VIP vacation and at this your soul I am so fucking tired from Skankfest and New York and all of it that I'm like a vacation and he goes Yeah, what are you here for go comedy festival? He's like, oh, I got a VIP thing cuz you're here with the comedy festival

But his pitch was so fucking good and I was like whatever. He's just some guy Just some guy at the bar. He's some guy who has a little desk set up inside the Golden Nugget next to the Starbucks For me drink is that where we stayed to? Probably Yes, it was okay. I know exactly what you're talking about the Starbucks Yes That Starbucks took so god damn long so they can pray on And I don't think that Chick-fil-A was serving Chick-fil-A chicken because it smelled way different

That was Popeyes Cornmeal Okay, all right, so you say you have to go so how did he close you? He said for 199. I said I'm listening for a hundred and ninety-nine Dollars you got a three-night four-day vacation. I said I could use a vacation Grab my latte. I'll be right over in your all. Where would he have to go for the pitch? I'm going to Sedona, baby. So you had to go back to Vegas. No, so don't isn't Arizona Wait, you have to go to Arizona to hear the pitch

Oh, I'm going on vacation and they give you the vacation for $200 But then on the third day of the vacation you're actually galley you folks. I want the vacation Are you sure you're not gonna get kidnapped or anything like that? Yeah, so I'm going on this vacation they're gonna give me a hundred and twenty minute Presentation did you did you already like pay for it? You put your credit card. I paid for the hundred ninety-nine vacation But I haven't committed to the timeshare when I get there from what I hear is gonna be bad Yeah, they should I not go should I just take the loss you guys should definitely film it a hundred long Wait, did they pay for your flight too? No, I see you have to pay for your own flight. Yeah, what is what is Sedona?

I'm not familiar. It's in Arizona It's like a lot of hippies go there. Okay, there's a whole There's energy vortexes in Sedona and because I'm kind of a hippie too part of LA I live in is a hippie okay, okay? Yeah, okay? So I'm there to get my chakras get get everything get it all lined up And then they're gonna pitch you a timeshare in is it in that area of the timeshare. I don't know how what's gonna happen? They're gonna lock me in a room for a hundred and twenty minutes, but I know it's bad because they are giving me a hundred and fifty dollar visa gift card and That can't be good if they're giving me a hundred fifty dollar gift card

Listen, I'm going for the one fifty dollar gift card. I mean after that point. You're only in for forty bucks or whatever Yeah, so watch you're definitely walking out of there with a fucking timeshare. Yeah, you guys laugh now But when you're when you're hanging out of my Pretty nice hands that boy I get this two weeks every nine years Wild oh It's funny watching you guys. I've never had somebody so confidently say the wild ass shit things you say I've never heard anybody that got suckered into something like that in the lobby of a hotel a week ago like this wasn't

Literally You know what timeshares are don't you? No, okay, I didn't grow up around timeshare energy What they are either I know it's a rip-off Yeah, and then you sign you do a long-term deal. They sign you up. It's like hey if you give me Just to be don't do it But I'm scared to go there after they lock me in the room. I don't know what's gonna happen I think they might starve me brainwashing You guys should I not go I want the vacation. What's the name of the company Hilton?

Hilton is the ship. It all comes back Diamond Resort's Hilton timeshare. Okay, huh sounds about bored. Oh, don't do it. Don't do it I'm not doing it. All right, but I want the three-day vacation. Sure But at what cost at this point, I probably could have just booked a normal vacation Yeah, I'm a for sure I would say if you get there as long as you're allowed to like pick your own route might not like It's not like if you get there and they already have a room key for you at the hotel I would probably get the fuck out of there

Then I'm already there, right? What do you mean? I mean, yeah, but you don't want to bring in Kim with me I think it's all gonna be up on Kim's going Kim. She'll choke out. Yeah, that's what I'm saying That's why yeah, cuz I'm the idiot. I bring camera bring a body guard my muscle Don't bring Potter. He's gonna be talking Josh Potter was so fucked up. I just bought a car wash Was so fucked up it's getting busy came up to me and he get Joe Potter got this close to my face He goes Kevin is that you I go you better fucking open It'd be real weird if it wasn't

Shout out to mr. Potter All right, let's truck in she's bamboozle on us here Um Were you a crystal light family growing up? No crystal light. I wish Doc Browns is pretty nice Although your dad being Jewish Kind of cancels it out a little bit. It's like part of the culture a little bit. Yeah, it's true Do they have the celery one by any chance? No, huh? Okay Anything in your apartment your house right now that says live laugh love. No anything in your parents house

Okay, what was the Lunch situation in school as a kid was your mom making lunch. He made it. It was wheat bread a lot of wheat bread happening We bread in the 90s. It was I just wanted to I would beg I'd said, please just get me white bread and bologna so I could fit in and then she gave it to me one time I was like, this is fucking disgusting. That's strong and wheat bread was all right. What? What was on the sandwich turkey mayo? Tomato lettuce that's pretty all right. That's all right. What was the chip situation? Goldfish should give you goldfish Yeah, pepper and the drink the drink. I don't I feel like she dropped the ball a little bit on the drink

I don't remember ever having good drinks. I think just water peppered forms. I mean and you could give you a fucking anchovies and peppered form Crackers, that's all right But then she gave me this one thing that I think about makes me sick because she gave it to me so fucking much those Nature Valley Granola bars for those those I hated I fucking we only got the apples and cinnamon ones though the green one The peanut butter ones were banging. This one was honey. It was the honey kind and it was too. Oh, yeah as a kid You don't want that every time they're eating fucking Oreos make with the kudos. Let's go. Yeah eating like a badger What about breakfast? What would they give you for breakfast at the house?

Waffles, you know waffles eggos wheat waffles Nutri-green waffles. I want to say Shoebox. Yeah those things shredded wheat Shredded wheat raisin bran not a lot of sweets in the house No, but then I go over to my friends that just binge out. Of course Fuck yeah, you gotta get in somewhere, you know pop tarts in the house Only if only on special occasions. What would be a special occasion to roll out the pop tarts if we begged Can we please have pop tarts and not frosted really just the regular strawberry

Poor kid that sucks. I know those unfrosted pop tarts suck. I know we got we got the off-brand one called toastums They were brutal. We were a big pop tart family my dad's house Uh, how old were you when you got your passport first time you left the country? Not till college. Okay. Where'd you go? Italy Family vacation or just with the friends. I went to go do an art history class. Oh, that's nice You stayed over there for a little while for three weeks. That's all right. We're part of Italy I did Florence Venice in Rome. There you go. That's gone. No very nice. Okay. That's pretty classy Any beekeepers in the family? No any musicians in the family? Well

No, Sarah. Well one time my my cousin tried to record a country song Um And I don't know where it is or even how to find it But I do know that at one point she was like i'm recording a country song That's what I was looking for a jewy valley cousin It's like bitch you're from calabasas. What's happening? Okay, uh, anyone in your family have a breathalyzer in their car No Ever crash a golf cart? No, ever crash someone else's car. My dad's you crash your dad's car. What age?

Uh, 16. I was driving it to school. I reversed it into a Basketball our basketball hoop. You had a basketball hoop in the driveway. Yeah huh Who was playing basketball? Yeah, who's playing me for for like a couple months Was it a movable one or was it was it concrete on the ground? It was concrete in the ground. Nice Sounds pretty good. What kind of car was it that your dad was driving at the time? It was an old Uh three series bmw, but he had it for a really long time It was the same car that he drove me home from the hospital in is the car that I crashed

Okay, dude. I fucking like this guy All right, dad sounds all right What's he whipping now? um I think an infinity Okay, suv or there's the dam suv All right. What's your mom drive a bmw? Yeah, she does. Okay What are you whipping now a toyota prius? Nice. Okay. What year?

20 oh no 2019 very nice. Okay. All right. You got the timeshare Um, what's the last book you're at a self-help book. Okay Um, how long ago was it? I just keep reading the self the same self-help ones I'm not improving at all Um, it was a while ago. Okay Established titles lords and ladies. Hello. Yep. I'm your host h foley. I'm a landowner in scotland Oh, you don't say yeah, and you could be too gang with established titles You can buy as little as one square foot of dedicated land and you yourself can be called a lord or a lady

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Yeah Okay, do you know either the following dance moves? Do you know the macarena or the electric slide? Maybe the macarena and I don't know if I know it exactly. I know the macarena. You do I was always so jealous of those kids Macarena, let's go, baby Um, have you ever owned a george foreman grill? No, uh, do you like vanilla coke? As a kid, I liked vanilla. I love it. I haven't had it in years. I love it The diner I worked at as a kid they had vanilla syrup and you could make your own

That's a little different. I went real heavy with that stuff. You were drinking a candle. It sucked Have you ever gone to a wax museum on family vacation? No, any old-timey photos? No, no, have you ever made your own jello shots? Yes College college. I'll give you that you to pass. We're gonna sorority in college. No Oh, when's the uh, do you go to the dentist regularly? I just went to the dentist for the first time in four years four years and they were not happy with me. Sure Sure, they really shamed me. Do you floss every day? Yes. Yeah every day. Yeah, I floss every day. That's not bad What's the deodorant situation? What are you using? Dove. Use dove. What did I use? Not bad

toothpaste Crest Really whitening? Yeah. Huh? Interesting. Have you ever did you ever work making money trimming weed? No Got an LA super LA vibe. Yeah, but also I've made money like standing in front of weed selling weed been like hey by this flower at like a Just a lot of cannabis Random like cannabis jobs of hey, we need you to come do this marketing job for cannabis company stuff like that

Okay through instagram. Have you ever been a burning man? No, Coachella. Yes, you've been the coachella I've been a coachella several times. Okay. Yeah That's not a cheap ticket So you're one of those kids you want with all your friends in college. Yeah That's a couple g-hods right there. Who's floating the bill for that the old man No, I babysat and I use the money from babysitting. Okay coachella. All right Hmm, if I went to your house right now and asked for water, what would you give me? Hmm interesting. Uh, probably

A jar like a mason jar filled out of the sink. Yeah, and I'm not out of the sink Not out of the sink I would pour you it from a jug for my fridge because you can't eat drink the tap water in LA But the jug would be like a plastic jug. Yeah plastic. Oh, okay And then I'd pour that into the mason jar for you. No brita filter. No brita filter. Huh? Have you ever had a ring back tone like when you call like if I were to call you to play if you play a song back It was aro smith. Oh my god I want to say crying is that the name of this?

I called you to break up with you It's also too that was for one person you're like you're gonna hear this You'll hear this trevor That's an insane choice When I I haven't thought about that in years Yeah Get in there you guys. I know we really lift up the lift up turn the stones. Yeah growing up Did you keep the butter on the counter and the refrigerator fridge kept it in the fridge?

What about the ketchup was that in the refrigerator? Yes and the syrup Pantry, okay Do you steal now? No, nothing like grab a candy bar from 7-11. I did steal a salad actually not that long ago So yeah, you steal airport and you're also a liar From the airport. No, it wasn't from the airport I was from this salad place. Okay, so listen money was a little tight this day So there I am mine in my own business The golden nugget

Mine in my own business. It's all back at the nugget at the salad place No, so sometimes I order on the phone and then they have it ready to go. So if you just walk in and take it I've done that once Okay, and I do feel bad about it. I'm not how do you do that just for the rush No, because I really didn't have that much money. So I was like fuck it. I don't want to make anything So I stole a salad And you but you guys I feel bad about it. Say it out loud. I know that's fine Wait, you're but you're at the whim of whatever that person ordered. No, I call in

And they put it is like to go or yeah, and so and it's with the post-made orders So a lot of times people just come get their shit and leave and it's already paid for Right, but the salad was not paid for but I just went in and took it like it was paid for she called They processed it like a seamless order. Yeah, I got you put it over there That's a little less trashy and is going in and grab somebody else's order that you don't know what they like on their salad Yeah, no could be like pickles and mayonnaise or something. That's actually a good one What was the mayonnaise in the house growing up? Was it helmets or was it miracle whip or dukes or whatever you guys have out there It wasn't any of those it was

Best food. That's yeah, okay. That's that's how one. Yeah. Yeah, okay as long as it wasn't miracle whip. No Um, we had craft singles in the fridge Did you what color white or orange orange? Not bad. I didn't even know they made white ones. Yeah, I didn't know they made orange ones for a long time. Um The bed you're in now queen size queen. How many pillows are on the bed? Five and how many do you sleep with just one under your head? Are you holding one is one between your legs? I sleep with one pillow, but if I tell you where I got my bed from it'll probably make you think I'm garbage I already think you're garbage. Um, damn

I don't know what program you've been watching Fucking timeshare time over here You might have forgotten I'm in bread, but what uh, where'd you get the bed from? Um, my friend who Was an ed hardy designer Okay Yeah, all right And ed hardy he was he would draw like tigers and stuff on the shirt. Have you ever worn ed hardy? You have to have your club in days Yes, sure ed hardy on dutch hat or something. Yes ahead of on dutch hat. So just one pillow behind your head. That's it

Yeah, one pillow. Do you sleep on your back or on your side? Hmm my side. All right. Do you have a duvet cover? Yeah, okay. Do you have a comforter? Yeah, does it have a cover around the comforter? Yeah, duvet cover. That's a duvet cover. Okay, what program are you watching? I was thinking of the things that go in the bottom of the bed. That's a bed skirt I thought that was a duvet. I think our parents used to call that a duvet. Yeah, they did I just found that out like a few months ago bed to cover the yeah, we have I have a bed skirt Cover the box spring. Uh, do you sleep with a fan on you? Yeah, you do Do you use your phone as a alarm clock? Yes. Okay

All right. What's the noise you wake up to? Whatever the standard noises. Yeah, okay. What do you have? What do you have a ringtone now or you vibrate? Vibrate. Okay um You brushing your teeth in the shower I have but regularly I do it at the sink. And what's the toothbrush? Is it electric or is it regular? Regular And do you pee in the shower? I have you have but not on a regular basis No, not I'm I would say I pee in the shower more than I'm comfortable admitting it loud

Okay. All right. It's a weird whip place to draw the line on what you've already I made bread and I pee in the shower I am what I am. Have you or anybody in your family or friends anybody in your circle ever gone dumpster diving? Okay There's this sail It's it's kind of close to dumpster diving But it's not really but there's this sail on sundays at this place called jet rag and they have like they take out Huge boxes of vintage clothes and everything's a dollar and they throw it on the sidewalk and then I dig through it

That's okay. I'll give you that that's a that's a that's a that's not dumpster diving necessarily. It's just the way though It's designed. Um Ever smoke weed out of a soda can yes, of course in the last 15 years. Yeah last year No last five years um Not that I can remember but I want to be out of the realm of what was the last time you smoked out of an apple An apple like three years ago. Okay

Do you sneak snacks into the movie theater? Yes Oh, okay If you had to pick one Fritos Cheetos or Pringles Pringles What's your favorite? What kind? Just the sour cream and onion. It's pretty classy That is the classiest answer out of all of those 100 percent. I think it's the classiest thing she said in the last Ever been an audience member at anything. What do you mean like um Oprah or anything like that a live tv tape live tv tape. Thank you. No, no any family members ever on the local news

No, anybody family members ever represent themselves in court I guess your dad's a lawyer. Okay ever cut your own hair My mom cut my own hair your mom cut your hair back in the day. Okay on the regular Uh, like if I needed a bang trim debbie would do it Shout out to dad. All right, that would be trimming these. What's the luggage situation these days. What do you got? It's my parents. I just take it. You just I borrow. I'm borrowing their samsons like I'm renting my parents samsonsite. Whatever Are you tsa pre-checked? No, but I'm clear. Okay. I'll give you that. Um, do you

Take your shoes off on the plane. Yes Really Depends on how long the flight is like the new york flight. I did because I was like, fuck this I need to get comfy. What airline did you fly over jeb blue? Was there a movie involved? Uh, yeah, what'd you watch? I watched some elanus morcette documentary Do you remember how old you were the first time you had lobster?

Yeah, probably a teenager. Okay. That's not bad. Do you have tattoos? Yeah. Have you ever gotten a tattoo? Not in a tattoo parlor. Yeah, I I did. I got one at skankfest houston It was so bad. I had to get it covered up. Oh, really? It's been covered up. Yeah. No, it looked like a holocaust tattoo for sure It was so bad. I'm sure your dad was thrilled. Yeah. No, my parents were fucking hated it So then this year I had to get it covered up before next year's None of these big tattoos is covering up the mistake from skankfest houston What was the tattoo? It was my area code. Oh Oh

It was an eight one eight area code eight one eight. Yep. How could that be that bad? It's three three numbers They fucked it up. Yeah, okay, because they made one of the eight It's like a normal eight and then the other one was a snowman eight like two circles on top of each other Okay, it ended up looking like two snowmen playing table tennis by the time it was done It didn't look like an eight one eight. It was so fucking ugly okay And I also got a tattoo. Oh, I forgot what this is a street fair A street fair tattoo on my neck a bow that

On the back of my neck. Yeah a bow a street fair. That's a street fair. Yeah in LA. How much was it? I don't know. I didn't pay for it. My friends were like, um, if we get if we get if we find 60 dollars for you To get this tattoo, will you get it? And I said yes, and then I got it and it's a bow So 60 dollar bad tattoo or good tattoo. I'll let you be the judge. You want to see it? Scared You want to see it? Yeah, sure It's I think it's somewhere in between. It's not bad or good. It can't be great. I would say Oh, that's all right. It's not terrible. It's not bad or good. It's not bad. It's a little bit of right. There's island vibes

A little sing-singy It's a sickle with blood dripping off of it Yikes, all right. Okay. Do you take anything from the hotel? You take the the moisturizer or the hair conditioner or anything like that tv radio depends on the hotel depends on the brand if yeah at the golden nugget. I said, I think I'm good here I'll just take your finest time here I'll take a five-year contract if you got it. Can you juggle? No, do you own a swiffer right now? Yes, you do. Yeah

Okay, that's pretty good. Uh, are you currently currently stocked in both the wet and the dry Boots? No for the for the swiffer the pads the max. No, I just have the wet one. Just the wet one. Give a pet now Yes, what do you have a dog? You have a doggy. What kind of dog you got? He's uh, he's a super mutt Okay, I got one of those. You do. Yeah. Yeah. He's a bunch of different things He's like husky and an australian shepherd dog and so it's a bigger dog. He's a big dog. Yeah Does he get to sleep on the bed with you? Yeah, he's allowed to be on all the furniture. Yeah, does he shed everywhere? Yeah Is there any dog hair on you right now? No, okay. I don't believe it but still No, not now, but maybe at some of my clothes back at my hotel. Sure. Okay

Do you roll with a lint roller? If I feel like it if I can find the lint roller, sure Does uh, all the pillows on your bed have a pillowcase on them? Yes Any uh, male family members of your family uncle's cousin's dad have a ponytail No, but growing up my cousin did have a rat tail. Yikes. That was the 90s. I'll let it swap A lot of people made a lot of bad hair diseases in the 90s much Um, do you have a complete set of towels in your house or apartment now? No, you know, no, do you have any hand towels?

Yes, okay One I have one hand towel one one proper one proper hand towel How often do you have a washer and dryer in your unit? I have it. Yeah, I have it right next to me. Okay. Okay But that doesn't usually make probably every cycle. I would assume the hand towel. Yeah No, but I'm pretty I'm pretty good at my laundry situation. Okay What kind of laundry detergent you using? Use this weird laundry. I can't think of what it's called. It should be like all natural or so you got to go like seventh generation I have sometimes seventh generation

But then I on a whim was stoned and I bought this other kind by the laundress off amazon. This shit was nice Yeah, I'm running low. I don't know if I could buy it again You know, it's big that we just got my wife bought they're like sheets. They're like dryer sheets. Uh-huh. You put it in It's like just but it's like Paper soap or something. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, they're all right. I'm not. I don't know It's a little hippy-dippy for my taste. Wow favorite fast food and it can't be in and out Taco Bell I wouldn't expect anything less from you. So I don't think I would um, let's see

You have magnets on the fridge. No, no magnets. No The shoes off when you go into the house depends on my mood When people come over you don't say you got to take your shoes off. No, what about growing up? growing up I don't think we enforce that. No, um, really could you eat in your room as a kid? No No, no, I don't want to do that. No, but now I eat in my room that you eat in your bedroom. Take that mom Yeah, and where do you eat most of your meals in when you're at home on the couch in front of the tv or in your room?

I like eating them in my bed. You eat them in your bed. Okay. You have a tv in your room. Yes Okay, are you eating it laying down or sitting at the end of the bed watching tv laying down laying down. Okay What i'm saying is i'm depressed Are you depressed? I eat a lot laying down Do you booze a lot? No. No, what's your go-to drink if you had to drink tequila Just straight up tequila tequila soda. Yeah tequila soda with a lime. Do you have a tequila you prefer? Yeah, the expensive kind so I don't feel that hungover. Okay. All right. I'll give it to you. Jesus straight shooter. Yeah Okay, uh, I think I mean, I'm pretty good here. I feel of course. We're just having fun now

This is all just uh, you know, have you ever uh, I just want to see how deep this is Ever been in a cruise? No, but would you like to be? I kind of want to do one part of me feels like it would be fun because for 185 dollars If you got it on you if you have it on you if you can pay cash Uh If you're going out to a nice meal at night, will you not eat all day? Yeah Absolutely. Yeah, I prepare get my money's worth. Yeah When was the last time you smoked a black and mild?

Never never okay Um If you and your friends go out you split in the check. Yeah split in the check up. Yeah, we are okay We're dicing that shit up Interesting No juggling No juggling. When was the last time you had a hibachi restaurant? Not that long ago. August Why August because I went on it was a birthday. I went on the date with this dude

And he took me to a gun range where I had a panic attack. So then we had to Figure something else out. So I went to have a shit yell at me And eat at a communal table. Yeah, so then we went to a hibachi restaurant because of my which is the highest of anxiety eating You could possibly have there's open flame and a man throwing stuff at you The onion volcano. I missed the shrimp and I freaked out Uh, why'd you have a panic attack at the gun range just because of the obvious the guns and all that stuff Did you know that did you know that's where he was taking you? No, he surprised me. What the fuck He surprised me by taking me the gun range and on the way there

He goes, okay. So you want to know where we're going? I'm like, sure. He goes the gun range and then I go Oh, I'm not sure I'm gonna like that But oh if you want to do that, he's like, no, you'll be fine. What are you talking about? You used to ride bulls, right? Different energy Wild huh, okay Huh jever uh, jever asked for anybody's autograph Oh, yeah

When I tell you whose autograph it was I remember being a kid. I'm not gonna be shocked I remember being a kid and we went to this local coffee shop and at night there was a singer that was singing there some random dude And I thought he was so good. I said I asked for his autograph And then and then the characters at disneyland Really as a kid as a kid. I'll give you that okay um Have you ever been involved in a pyramid scheme? I'm like, I'm thinking about it and I don't want to say no, but then also

Based on the time share stop. I don't know. It's not that far out of the world. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Ever had your identity stolen? Yes. Really? Really? Yep, take it into the accounts They some they rented a u-haul in my name And then I got sent the bill I was like, I didn't rent a u-haul The fuck is going on. Yeah, and I got robbed at a starbucks once and then they how like I I was just

Being a dumb bitch hanging out at the fountain with my purse like Next to me and they grabbed your purse. This guy ran up grabbed my purse and then he went to mcdonald's and spent 80 dollars Damn 80 bucks. Was it henry back in the day? That's an impressive bill at mickey d's Have you ever skied in jeans? Have you ever gone skiing? No. No, not once. No surfing. Yes. Are you any good or no? No I did it when I was 14. I did an adventure camp because I had a crush on a dude. What's adventure camp? Well, it's where you go to the beach and they do It's like here's an adventurer. How did it work out with the kid? I didn't did it

He drowned during the During the wakeboarding session. Can you speak any of the languages? No I took I've taken spanish so many times. I should know but I I can't how'd you do on your satis? Really bad in math. I think The total score was really low. I think it was like a 10 20. That's good. I mean, that's not good at a 1600 Yeah, that's good. That's good. That is good. Yeah She's shocked. I really? Let me ask you this. That's not bad four digit. You're in the four digits. You're in here just barely

All right, uh, do you cook at the house at all? Yes. You do. Yeah now Do you think it's acceptable to If you're making spaghetti to make the whole thing of pasta and you put the whole jar of sauce Or you just make half of the box I use all the sauce use all the salt. We make the whole box of pasta. Yeah Thank you You're not in good company Is there baking soda in your refrigerator? Yes in your freezer too. No

Have you ever had caviar? Yes Did you like it? No. No, yeah I don't think I've ever had it. Have you ever been kicked out of a restaurant? I've been carried out of a bar And that's why we love you That's just a good time right there Yeah I try to steal my ex-boyfriend's wallet

And then I got carried out of the bar Ah I've also been carried out of a bar too on my day. I've also done one thing trashy I feel I feel like you guys should know about I brought tuna into a movie theater You gotta You gotta give it she's a cracker head open as a baby Maybe she's a little Was it a sandwich or in a bowl? It was in a styrofoam cup

Did you make it at the house? No Where did you get tuna fish I went to We had dinner next door to where the theater was and I had leftover tuna So I was like, I'll just bring it to the movie theater and I ate it and I remember my ex-boyfriend looking at me Like he was gonna hit me. He was like, are you fucking crazy? That's crazy. Not tuna fish a tuna's like tuna like salad tuna salad. Yeah, like like tuna salad like mayo we tuna salad. You went that for dinner. Yeah She's

That's the craziest You go out to dinner and you get tuna Ladies and gentlemen, sarah. Wine shank. Thank you. Thank you so much percent trash. Really? Yeah 112% what are you doing? Absolutely fucking fantastic. That was amazing. Uh, what do you got coming up? What do you want the folks out there to know? Uh, I'm gonna be at the brea improv on december 21st with kim kongden We're co-headlining and then we're gonna be in texas January 6th We're doing this bitch live from vulcan and then we're also co-headlining and then arizona at the end of january. I'll be the timeshare

Yeah Well, I scheduled a show On the way back from the timeshare all businesses. Yeah Um, and yeah, just follow me at princess shank instagram and twitter for more dates. I have a lot of la dates I don't know them off the top of my head, but you'll find them all online and then I have a patreon.com Slash sarah wine shank and I put ad free content on there too. Very nice. Unbelievable. Love it. Absolutely amazing guys Go see that show with her and cam. Absolutely fantastic kippy. What do you got for them? Uh, guys, we have a couple of tickets left in boston couple tickets left in providence

Get those tickets before they are gone. They are our last shows for the year Okay, we love you. We'll see you next week. Peace