Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Dive Bar Etiquette w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: July 17, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is AreU Garbage. Oh yeah. It's that little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah.

After just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host H-Holy coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's out doing a little dumpster diet. Okay. So lunch should be interesting. Okay. To say the least.

Chinese again? My cousin's coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman and he's my best pal in the whole wide world. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. What up gang? Shout out to you.

As always, thanks for tuning in. Please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also full video available over there on Spotify. And I gotta be honest, the boys are climbing the charts. We really are. Really doing numbers over there on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify. And I gotta be honest, the boys are climbing the charts. We really are. Really doing numbers over there on Spotify. We're doing top of the pop soon.

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Before we get started, we're here for what we call a family episode. Uh huh. Just the boys the bozos and the homies. Just what we like. Circle in the wagons. Sure. On this on this midsummer day. Sure. Where the kids get back to school. to school, take a little walk by the corner office. Oh, God.

Right? Take a little stroll by the corner office, see what's going on over there with Lukey Patuki. Strolling by here a lot lately. He's in there getting blown. You're gonna ask for... Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. You go ahead and ask for an advance. Ha ha. Hey, Mr. Dempsey. I'm a little late and a holiday weekend's coming up. I'm trying to go down to shore with my my best gal. He does handle the books a little bit over there. Sure. What's cooking Lucas? Not much. I got nothing. How's Ethereum doing? Ethereum. Oh, is that right? Yeah, it's not

good. Not good. Bitcoin, baby. Bitcoin. He likes to keep his eyes on the surprise crypto. Bitcoin. He likes to keep his eyes on the uh the prize. Crypto. Sure. You know what I'm saying? Rich get richer. Uh huh. Um how you feeling? Uh you know, we're in uh you know, the dog days of summer we're in.

Whoo. Pretty good. If this was back in 93, I'd be getting ready for uh for camp for football camp. Well, that is holy **** or 94. That is a record. What happened in 95? I went 96. I got real into the dead. 96. I was on my way to

the Hedgerow Theater. Got real into the 70s and just kind of disappeared. Like what's his name from the sandlot? Uh yeah, yeah, I got real into the 70s and just kind of disappeared. I love this time of year. Sure. The dog days, the corn's in, tomatoes are in, the produce is fantastic.

A little more of a dry heat starts to settle in. Sure. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, totally. The mugginess and humidity of June and July starts to fade away. You start looking towards the fall to the harvest. Oh, is that what you do? Sure.

Okay. August and everything after. I love it. It's the second time you said. Oh, is that what you do? Sure. Okay. August and everything after. You love the second time you said that today. Knock that off. Why? I don't know. I don't like it. I have one.

I don't understand it. It's a Counting Crows lyric. August and everything after. You should be calories. What? Who? Counting calories. Counting calories?

Counting crows. No, I know. I ate two for breakfast. Ladies and gentlemen. By the way, the crow flies. All right, listen, talk to me. Um, I got uh as you know my um No, I'm a father My my really have changed too. Why are you just different start slapping you around a little bit? Get over see what you made me do to you. I don't want to do this or give me the lines my dad gave me

Listen I'm sorry, um that was always like the insane spike of fucking Furiosity to then like the he realized he went a little overboard and like the Had a bad day at work. I never really I never really got an apology. It was always just smoothed over. Yeah mine wasn't an apology. No it wasn't an apology. It was like.

You never got an explanation. You would at least get one or two reasons as to well he also had a total line because you know there's custody issues. My dad would just start making a joke or something like that or put out a real nice Sunday dinner. You know what I mean? Everything was cool. Sure. What are you mad at me? My dad would just start making a joke or something like that or put out a real nice Sunday dinner. You know what I mean? Everything was cool. What are you mad at me?

Just slept the shit out of me. I told you the corn's in. You're going everything after August. Shut the fuck up. He loves the corn. The band? band. So my nights, you know, I'm a retired drinker and I'm a you know, I was a bit of a party man myself. I saw a post with a yin-yang bottle in front of you just this

weekend, didn't I? What? You're really keeping tabs on me. Sure. No. I like to follow your suburban escapades. Sure. So I went out We were recording in we were recording and a couple of spots in the city I whatever to last week two weeks ago get your booze in nowhere near My my my consumption rate is prior which makes me scared am I just like not an alcoholic anymore

These are this is an existential crisis. I gotta go. I think that'll all change once we get back on the block and out on the road. I don't know. I just don't have it in me anymore. Either way, me and my associate, Ryan D, went out for drinks after a night at Spots. The DIOPs. Director of Operations here at Tootie LLC. And I'm a very much, I'm a dive bar man. You know that about me. I'm a very much I'm a dive bar man you know that about me I like a shot in a beer guy not a cocktail guy I have a go-to cocktail get a Manhattan if I go to a nice joint a steakhouse I go that's the only thing I don't or give me give me a Manhattan I know you're not a New York

Times on Sunday kind of guy so I I wish we pick we pick a dive bar the international over there on like sixth and first or something like that. I thought you both stuck to the shade bar over there. Nah, he's an East Village guy. I was ending in the, my last spot was in the East Village, so why not, uh. Okay. You know, also too, there's, you know.

The International. The International. Real, real hole in the wall. Kind of talent in that joint. So, this is one of my favorite things about dive bars, specifically in New York, but kind of dive bars in any city It's kind of like a revolving door dive bars are good for like if people are going out to dinner Like you get all walks of life in a dive bar

It's like people pre gamers post gamers jumping in for one you got the bar fly You got me and Ryan just posted up in the back that ran out of the bag guys that are looking You get some classy people in there after dinner before dinner like you know now Let's just pop in here. We'll get one. It's like a wayward Everybody likes a dive bar for sure, but here's my thing. That's really the intersection of you know humanity humanity So here's this walks of life can mix in there. I get a library Yes, but you have this is my thing you have to know how to kind of operate to know that you're not in your fucking Martini bar you're at the goddamn international on fucking 6th Street

so we get in there and the lady bartender with the Sink top and the septum piercing and the whole like she's not gonna put up with any shit this that's exact so we we get there and uh This did this next to this group of people the of like four or five rich people in there. Rich people? Like, fancy, fancy people. Young people? Older and younger.

It was maybe like a dad, a couple in their 30s, it was just like a mix, it seemed like. Attractive? Yeah. They were, the reservation was in an hour or they had just finished and they were popping in for one. They weren't staying long. Just a pregame situation for them. I'm not sure it wasn't there that it was mine and Ryan's night out It was not their night out. Okay, and which I'm fine come in come one come all New York City Dive Bar. Mm-hmm My thing is Nowhere you're at

Right, right. You gotta go. I mean, it's an away game for them. That's fine. If I go to a nice joint, I'm not going. You've got PBR back there. Are you doing it city wide? How much is a shot of you? I'm you just go give me a Manhattan. You know, what do you

have on draft? Are you having a Manhattan there? No, I'm saying if I'm at a nice place. Oh, if I'm going to one of their places, I acclimate and of course, and toe the line of class. Yes. As much as I can. Yeah. These fucking people, they ordered five espresso martinis. Oh my god. And she looked at it. First of all, they should have deferred to me and been like, you can go. It's me. I'm ordering two Bud Heavies and two Miller Highlifes Ryan's a high life man. I'm a Bud Heavy man I don't even making these trips back and forth of course I double up first round get a gentleman as you would say

Pay the toll yeah across the river across the river so They order five espresso martinis. She didn't even do she fucking The Ken Bay Mutombo rejected that. Was like, no. Just really. She was just like, we don't have them. Nice. This is a real shot and shot and beer kind of joint. I like that. She just is like, no, we don't have them. And like, you know, now she's kind of interested in an apparel. She's you when I get the fuck out. Meanwhile, it's like so scared. The bouncers out front eat McDonald's It's like couldn't be more stereotypical of that. I show him I these like you good, bro. You good. Yeah, I'm like, all right

So it's just very you old as fuck Your ball that's in there. You ain't funny in your head big So He hit boom swats that away. Which, alright, whatever, shoot your shot. He then goes, I'll do a... Is this the dad ordering? No, this is the jerk off son.

Or boyfriend. Boyfriend, exactly. Yes. In his 30s. Spending daddy's money. That's what it felt like. He ain't putting the credit card down. That's what it felt like.

Yeah. I know the type. So he does the, uh, and I'm like, just order, dude, I know the type so he does the uh And I'm like just order They got the clear refrigerators in the back. Just go. I'm clearly jamming up the fucking works here Mm-hmm. Give me something. I'll do a casa Migos a soda with a twist of lime And she goes we don't have casa me and I'm like read the fucking room guy do a fucking Fuck that Gary Do something man come on shot in the beer and she goes I'll come back to you

She said what do you want to do high-lives to but have you leave it open? I'm out and a stepped on baggy And a guy if you got a number Yeah, it was just very much like be aware of your surroundings a little like hey there's Ronald McDonald out front You got a Pepsi guy? Yeah, it's just very like trying to get weird later get out of my world you're jamming it up You know what I mean? I had to be like me going to a cocktail ball like a nice cocktail ball with all these fucking fancy people and be like

Kiva Miller Highlife light and they'd be like we don't have that I go do you have PBR? It's just like dude get the fuck out of good gay read With his place of stole II not to trash him. He's not here to defend himself But Ryan Diesel has done that exact thing in a nice place. He's asked for Miller Highlife at Places where he shouldn't be asking for Miller Highlife. Yeah, listen, I'm not here to fucking sully a man's good name when he can't defend himself. We've all had faux pas, but it's like, come on. Of course. You know, triple, double down.

The only thing is when you Google this spot, the first review is the best espresso martinis in New York City. No shit. Shut the fuck up. I'm not kidding. No shit. Listen, fuck me then. You know what? Cut that. Start again. Hey everybody out there!

You got a new tootie? Take it from the top! No shit! Yeah, I mean, I agree with you. Know the setting. Wow! Casamigos go fuck yourself totally, but they do advertise the best espresso arti.

I love that. I love the pushback on Casamigos. Listen, Clooney, I fucking- Listen, I love Clooney. I love that I love the pushback on Casa Migos. Listen Clooney. I fucking listen. I love Clooney I love Clooney out of sight. Give me a break. Oh brother. We're out there. Come on, but the pushback on Casa Migos I think you know that I love that. I know I don't think it's as big as you necessarily think it is Casa Migos is no the pushback Well, I mean this dive bar didn't have it in very listen. I haven't been in a is. As Casamigos is? No, the pushback. Well. I mean, let's dive bar it and have it and very, and listen. I haven't been in a room with him in a long time. I'm just saying. But when I see him, he's gonna get an earful. That swill he's pushing. A weird aftertaste.

Sure. How is it everywhere too? It's everywhere. They got it in hospitals. Big, big business. Yeah, he moved quick on that was somebody bought that That's when like public when that's like when investor money. I got made fun of last night It's like Diego or something or yasio. Yeah, they only get a only get yeah, they get their hands on it They flood the block I get one of those fucking things they use to hack the Plants what are they sure? What is this machete? No, it's a what's the what's the thing they make to kill out of oh, I don't agave

Yeah, the agave plant those things she doing that to my ears glad we went down that road No, not the other thing the plant the guy with the thing But all that's neither here or there we got a gosh darn family episode gang as you know when you join the old Patreon a will answer your garbage question on the air Please the homies get the first crack at it This is the newest $10 homie and the longest time bozo shout out to it never have one read is It garbage to put Febreze rainforest car vents sense in your home air conditioner to help your house smell good that's crazy I don't

hate that no come on why why I don't know what are we standing on airs espresso market what's the problem that's no different than the purest stuff that I'm paying fucking $50 a month for the what pure pure I got it you're on it you're on it you're first of all you're on a scent you're on a you're on a home scent subscription who the fuck are you not by choice fucking Johnny's Casa Migos over here. Look at you. Case Clooney comes by. Ha ha ha ha ha. When I'm smelling nice. That's white lotus. Ha ha ha ha ha. When I'm smelling like the Four Seasons.

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I mean, I don't fucking have it. Not to mention, I'm paying for patties, too. And she's hoarding them. She's got one? She's got thought she's or she's got one She's got one. Why she selling weed who has one of them. What are you covering up? She just likes to smell nice She don't even use it. Yeah, I got I got that I got this I got I got two of them in the house and she's got two of them Is that like the diffuser drawn it you plug it in is that the stuff Damon John pumps? Who's Damon John?

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Listen it's the same shit, man. I don't want my fucking house smelling like a Mitsubishi Galant or something. Get out of here. No way. It's too... Too manif... It's too chemically. Tempt chemically.

Light a candle. What are we doing? You know what? Yankee... Yankee hasn't missed in fucking 50 years. You know what I found out this weekend? Speaking of rich people. You know what I found out this weekend speaking of rich people You know what rich people do to make their home smell good that they don't let anybody know about They take sea salt and they put it on cotton and they fold it up. That's all they use who told you that

What are you going to like? Fucking fragrance conventions and shit who were you I didn't mean Instagram you should smell better if you have a month. I'm not saying you smell bad You don't my how my house smells good that should wear off on you a little bit What do you mean? You know what I mean? I smell good I'm not saying you smell bad, but I would never peg you as a guy who's on a fragrant subscription, which is Crazy, do you think that I'm the one pulling that string You really is that what you think? I don't know, but

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No, I remember somebody said we're doing Christmas in July. I was like, just fucking just get drunk. You don't need to hide behind this. Would they get presents? I don't know. Luke, I remember being on a dock. Hmm. I might have been up the mountains or something.

I was like, this is some real trash. That and people who celebrated their half birthdays. Get out of here. I remember not even be able to do the math to get there. I'm there like, well, I'm like, it's your half birthday. 46 and a half. Am I an alien? Get out of here. Google just saying it's a fun way to break up the summer heat with a bit of Christmas cheer. And then it's really popular in

the southern hemisphere where July is in the middle of winter. July is in the middle of winter. The southern hemisphere upside toilets go the other way down there like South America No fucking, Georgia. Yeah South America the hammers we're talking Emmys Australia's in the southern hemisphere to right and that weird that South America and Australia in the same hemisphere Not did not that crazy I don't get you do a Christmas tree and shit like that upside down. Yeah You got put it on a roof. Yeah real weird trees lights sometimes with the summer twist

Listen I will I Realized I bought a I went to a fucking I bought a dresser at a Yard sale outlet really wife loves an outlet and I fucking hate them. This is recently? A couple of months ago. Jesus. Just got around to using it. What? You mean putting it together? No, it's together. I didn't put my clothes in it. Cause it's- Oh, it's yours. Yeah. Huh. Smells. Like? Have you had a new dresser? Smells like old wood? Or that wood, that balsam wood smell. Cedar, something.

I hate that. And I only have a- You know what you need is mothballs. Put some mothballs in there. Were you a mothball family? No. Oh, we were huge on mothballs. Having for dinner.

I always wanted to eat one. It looked so good. Here's my thing. I've only ever owned a new dresser one other time. It was when my parents got separated separated my dad had to buy new furniture and that smelled and I just Thought that I remember putting my clothes in there and they all smelled like that dresser. It's a wood or so Yeah, it's not like I was working a goddamn smoker

Silly I was down there Terry Black It's got some fucking beat Bobby Flay oh yeah goddamn campfire telling good stories he's the best ribs inside of the Mississippi the fucking big-ass head on that kid, but I tell you what He goes his way around a goddamn trigger Fucking six-year-old kid give me six alarm chili. I got ever I got my mom's make your mouth water make your butt all screen Oh, you know it. I remember my mom picked me up shut in the Sebring convert and Smell like would yeah, she was like she thought that my she thought they they weren't washing my clothes. She was like ready to call

child services because she was like what is that smell and it to me it was just like that's what the dresser smells that's hickory bitch. Flavor comes from honey. It's all surface area baby know where Nowhere for that flavor to hide. You're squirting yourself with a square bottle of apple cider vinegar, trying to stay moist. Hey, you got the blue gloves on.

Worked. Take a bite of these nuts, you'll find out. What? What? It's my mother. I went too far. And I remember her being like. Cooking kippy

low and sorry. About 225 for eight hours. Woo wee. No wonder I couldn't get any chicks in class. And they're smelling like **** barbecue barbecue chips. Yeah but like a can of bushes, baked beans. I assume on the you weren't a baked beans guy. We know that. What would it take for you to eat that little piece of bacon that came in the now in the can of baked beans?

What do you mean? You know a little piece of bacon? It's always in a can of baked. There's only one piece in there Yeah, I've never opened the can of baked beans really. No, I'm doing pretty well. Hmm. No, uh Not living under a bridge. No, I'm sorry. I love baked beans. I didn't know I've never baked beans. Yeah, love beans. Big bean guy. Huh? Yeah, look at that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That happened for a long time. But to go back to the smoke, the mists. Put some salt and cotton in there. It'll clean it up. I think you made that up. I'm not. Luke, look it up. Rich people put salt in cotton, and they wrap it up. And that's why rich people. I don not Luke. Look it up. Rich people put salt. In cotton and they wrap it up and that's

why is that why rich people? I don't know. That sounds like a poor person thing. That's their secret. That's how it keeps them rich. Yeah. That's better than they're not spending a month. Monthly fragrance charge. Anything on that? It does work. I don't see the rich person levels of wealth. Oh yeah. Google doesn't break it down like that.

You got to get earn over six figures to do it so I got this dresser and I put my clothes in and then I took I got out of the shower and I did then I was going to sleep was watching fucking baby shit off me and I'm gonna go to bed and I take a shirt out of the dress and it smells like fucking would yeah and I'm like I can't sleep like feels like I'm in a coffin or something like that. I got no way give me the GB Pine bot like in black cool, so uh I Know how do you fix that I can't be the only guy the only two new dresses I've ever owned in my life you got to put something in there

I know but so what I did or re or something I first I did baby wipes That didn't work. No, then I did core aggravated. I did the Clorox wipes. I figure let's know what are you doing? What do you mean? Clorox on wood some Murphy's is what you want for that No, that means that that's all over the fucking I'd be staining my clothes. I mean a good shine on it Definitely not get any any broads You need to put a potpourri in there. Well, you got to get rid of it. You can't just cover it You got to kill it. No, you're not gonna kill you can't kill wood like that

No, so I fucking bleached it then hit with a heavy heavy coat of hairspray really fucking I fucking bleached it then hit with a heavy heavy coat of hairspray Really? I I fucking Chose like I bug man, then aqua fresh now. I fucking Fogged that all up and closed all the drawers let it marry Smoking I was gonna say to work from the inside get it get in a molecular level You know what Patty always used as a cheap alternative to air fresheners in the in the drawers was a bar of soap good very good stick a bar stick a bar I stick a bar of Irish spring in there where were you yesterday I'm out of fucking I'm ruining the

goddamn ozone layer in the burbs at the house I got nothing but time watching the Patri watching the Patriot. It's a double feature. Patriot and Pulp Fiction. So I did that. So I did the hairspray. That worked pretty well. And then it started. So I did dryer sheets.

And I got to really rub the dryer sheets all out of that. Get the chemis in. You have it on you now? So you want to smell me? Yeah. Why am I getting up? Get your fan in. I'm on you now. Let me see. You smell my deodorant. I use women's deodorant. I'm a freak in the sheets.

Talk about Barbara Corcoran. All right, enough messing around here. Anyway, back to the original question. I don't think it's that bad. I think you're old with it. That you want to ask about it now I will say this there's better ways to do public service announcement everybody they say that shit's no good for you They say those air fresheners are no good for you the diffusers all that stuff. They say bad causes cancer

microplastics No good It's no good for you. Uh, listen, if you're, that means you're going to buy them. If you like had, this is my thing, if you're going out of your way, you gotta get these somewhere unless you had them laying around the house. Buy, just buy the right thing. Don't have your car smelling like a fuck, don't have your house smelling like an Uber. What's the right thing though, stickums? Nah, man, remember them? I never understood those.

Those things, I used to crank those things. Them and the gel ones. Oh no, I'm talking about the ones, we had ones that would go on the wall in the stickums? Nah, I remember them. I never understood those. Those things. I used to crank those things. Them in the gel ones. Oh, no. I'm talking about the ones. We had ones that would go on the wall in the 90s. Yeah, they're around. Yeah. Yeah. We'll stick them. I think we

put them in there. They evaporated and we never changed them again. It was in the closet. Sure. Um. That and the gel ones. The the the the Christmas tree. They were big in college. Man, you wanted to eat those. They were 99 cents. Crank thated out you having some broads over crank that open

Couple of heaters ever see one of those and they're all dried out Like something got sucked off heavy When you nut and she keeps sucking Drag me down to your level I'm trying to have educated espresso martini conversations over here sunken eyeballs Like they're rated as a lost art got him Alright, this one's from the last farm hero first time long time ten dollar Hume is it garbage to keep a bottle of fireball in your bathroom cabinet with a note that said call it you snoop and take a shot That's amazing

I'm out of likes, but this will do Take the edge off happy hunting. That's that's amazing. That's fun. That's Trashy good. That's fine. That's amazing. That's fun. That's trashy, good time. That's knowing your friend group as well. That's knowing your clientele. Yeah. That's knowing the foot traffic. Yeah.

That's a lot. That's really good. That's a good time. I would do it. You're having a party? You know, it'd be a fun- People p- people poke. It'd be a fun thing to do if you had an old bottle of Percocet, just a prescription bottle,

and you filled it with Tylenol or something like that. Put like 20 in there, have a party, see how many are there at the end of the night. I get a better, X lax. Really find out who to culpably. Who's taking the ass? Pretty good, it's pretty good. Just shitting in my pants.

Ugh! Must've ate something. All right, let's see here. I Must hate something All right, let's see here this is from Randy $10 steel dragon that's a good one love it Are you garbage if you eat in your car outside a restaurant? But you have to go back inside for extra condiments I like to spend my lunch break in the car ripping heaters and listening to podcasts love it respect I picked up a burger and fries from Five Guys,

sat down in the car outside, started eating. I ran low on ketchup, had to go back inside, load up on ketchup from the pump, and then finished my meal. Huh. I mean- I can go either way. I mean, it's definitely not the, I can go either way. What's the alternative? Sit there and eat fries without ketchup like an asshole?

Yeah, I guess. You rolled all, I just think getting up and getting back in would ruin it for me. Once I'm in that situation, once I'm like locked in. That's what I'm saying. You're locked in. You got stuff on your lap. There's a there's an ecosystem to where everything's placed. Getting up and getting out ruins the rest of the meal. That's like being in the fucking, you know, the shuttle and fucking.

Hang on a second. I got to take my keys or whatever. Yeah. Got to unstrap all that shit. I agree with you on that. I'm take out my keys or whatever. Yeah, yeah, don't strap all that shit I agree with you on that. I'm probably not going back in for the second half of I'm just Figured some put a little bit of a breeze air freshener on over but truth be told I would be so lazy where I wouldn't do a five guys Cuz you gotta go in cuz you gotta go in Once you break that seal of going in I like a drive-through Drive through right around right in the parking lot.

I gotta be honest with you. I did. I'm not a big fast food man. Never really have been was my younger days. But um, that's crazy. Uh, I hit a Chick-fil-A the other day. Did you? And I mean, it's well documented. That's a good organization. That organization is doing right.

You know, they're the Lord's work. The Mr. Wonderful is overseeing that operation. Well, he's involved. No, I'm just saying they're that good. I walked the line with 70,000 cars and I go I'm not dealing with this. Let me get I'll just gonna pop in Wow on a regular day in the burbs 70,000 cars or I mean I might be exaggerating a little bit Big line, so you take big line in the that's huge huge

Might have been a weekend. Don't really remember but I've been eating very well I've been and I was just like I'm to us and I'm not drinking. It's huge. Might've been a weekend. Don't really remember but I've been eating very well. Uh I've been and I was just like, I'm to listen. I'm not really drinking. I'm off the heaters. I'm eating well. The baby's **** killing me. I need the

I've been thinking about heaters. I'm surprised you're not doing a lot of chocolate. Gummy bears. Gummy bears. I'll put a pack of put a pack of gummy bears down a day real. I'm off it I'm off, but the first two weeks I'd leave I'd leave we were here at the apartment. I was not work with the Monjaro I figured that would jam me up that takes a lot of fucking

What's it called digestion? Yeah, whatever? I don't know plastic either way that was my go So I need fucking some I'm a man of vices, and I have no vices right now Yes, so I get it It's all about we're all vices so uh I love a vice man. I'm in six of them right now I can't nuts each one for the pecker I counted 31 people that I could see working in this place. 31, I was blown, it was like a fucking...

It's a serious operation. It was like a fucking Indonesian sweatshop in there. What's the franchise situation over there? I think they're all individually owned. I think so. I don't know them as franchises. Oh, you mean, what do you mean, individually owned? That is a franchise.

I mean, they're all owned by the company. I'm sorry Yeah, we got to buy into the company. I don't I thought I don't think it's a publicly traded company We got to move some people with it. It's like well, they're like wallahs. I think it's like McDonald's, too They own the real estate. Oh, they are franchise. Yeah, they are franchise. Yeah Shark tank. There you go. Um, I always thought they were like a privately owned company. Um But uh, like they owned everything in house But I mean Listen, I was greeted 15 times. Are you waiting? Have you ordered yet? Like by the running in? Yeah. Yeah, I went in

Really wasn't waiting in that fucking line, huh? You went in by yourself. Yeah. Wow wife stayed in the car. Oh, she was with you. Yeah Yeah, well how wife stayed in the car? Oh she was with you. Yeah Kitten caboodle had the kid with you too now her parents were watching them nice Well you guys are running Aaron run into the store, and they were like he runs in the store the grocery store Target a big target guy target yeah, so you stopped there before target or after time before target before I could I couldn't I wouldn't be able to handle target knowingly I had I had she get something to she did not no kidding Not a lemonade or anything like that. No you go in I went in what'd you get? What I got this you got two you got two sandwiches now really three Four you got one sandwich and nuggets one sandwich nuggets. Yeah one sandwich meal and a nuggy Wow

Yeah, I know you Said I got two sandwich sandwich I was gonna get there I knew there wasn't one item you didn't go in and ask for the fucking the the Oriental chicken salad Asian chicken salad which is my favorite um sesame dressing but it was just one of those things where I'm like man I haven't been here and the last one I was in was they opened up in my like around my hometown is in high school Probably maybe college I went in there's one or two in New York that I'll pop in but it's not as Not as dude. I walked in I went these people you give them another three four years

They'll take over the world you did this fucking dish chick-fil-a. There's one on six stab that fucking it's like a Scientology Center Yeah, hanging in there. Mm-hmm. Yeah, all right, um But yeah, shut up the I mean my mind was blown at that operation. They got going on over there. Hmm But I respect the move on the five guys Yeah, I like the fact you went up and got your shit. Yeah respect if you if it's gonna make your meal better It's not I mean, but then I don't know what five guys has. Are you you're walking out. You're not getting. He said the pumps. You're walking out with loose ketchup. Could be in a napkin. It could be in those. If it's a napkin. That's a napkin.

Oh, back in the day, like Wendy's like on the tray. Yeah, yeah, you're not taking the you're not taking the napkin in the car. People do the lid, the something. You're coming up. I'm me. I'm so excited for something. You're gonna air out my dirty laundry. No, you just you happen to sometimes like a McNugget in the middle of the night on the road, right? Uh that's fair to say you have gotten McNuggets on the road in the middle of the night. I'll get you'll give me that. Sure.

Yes. Thank you. But it's not I it's not because I like McNuggets. It's ordering them because it's the only thing available at that time in a smaller market. I can't get a slice of the **** I can't, you know, gang, let's take a second or a minute to talk about Helix mattresses. Now, you know,

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Or sweet and sour? I'm not even a barbecue. I'm not even a sauce man. I'm a dry nug man. Is that true? It's true. Ah, then it doesn't really apply. But I will throw in barbecue and I'll dabble one or two But it takes away from the integrity of the nugget then it doesn't apply to you my question If you were a sauce guy, it's what do you do when you're out of sauce? Do you stop eating the nuggets or do you or do your raw dog through them? If I have a ten-piece nuggy from McDonald's? Mm-hmm

I'll probably pop open one barabque and I'll dip two to three nuggets. Yeah, but see you know you're a dry nugget guy. I need my sauce Usually when the sauce is done. I'm done Unfortunately, okay That's sad to hear I say anything with the soda Sodas gone. It's over. I Yeah, but it's like I'm so good at throttling my,

I'm seeing moves 10, 10, 10, 16, 10, 12 steps ahead of time. I'm not, sometimes I'll just fucking, You get fucking salsa on the brain. Yeah, that's your problem. I'll bury the soda and fucking ruin everything. One good trick for that? Fill it with a little water. No.

Remove the straw. Oh, I'm always removing, I love sipping out of the cup. I'm not saying you don't. I'm just saying that's a big, novice thing because you take so much more in with those big, powerful fucking jowls you got. You got to sip. Let the ice work as a governor. I can dizzy. Let's be over here.

All right. Let's see. This's um this one's from DP fan Ten-dollar homie never have one read are you garbage if as you were a kid your dad fixed a broken kickstand on your bike with A piece of copper pipe he had laying around he then spray painted it black so then the so nobody would steal the copper pipe. That's your that's a that's a tough neighborhood if you if you got a high to six inch piece of copper. That is jammed up. I respect it though. Sparks flying out of the bottom of that thing is you're dragging it. We were never, kickstands became very corny. Off. Yeah. Off. If you had one, you took it off.

It was for children at a certain, after 10, eight years old probably, it was like, this is for kids. I'm a guy, I roll up, I ghost ride it, I whatever. You know what I mean? Criminalizing your bike at a certain age. What do you mean, I mean? Ghost ride it or whatever. You know what I mean? Criminal criminalizing your bike at a certain age. What do you mean criminalize? Like you know, like taking the the the front brakes off or taking off the

kickstand. Getting getting it. Set of chromies on air. Yes. Yeah. Getting it. Outlaw. One percent. Yes. Outlaw. Same crow. Not street legal. Sure. Not. Taking off the kickstand. Reflectors gotta go. Gone. What am I? What am I? A fucking narc? The reflectors, the foam, the pads. But then that kind of came back at a certain age for us when like if you got into biking, like bike racing, they had cool ones. You know what I mean? Like Fox or whatever. Like they became branded. It was cool at

one point point Fox Racing I bought for like I remember I bought for like 12 bucks off my buddy or put it right there But yeah, I agree with wasn't a fox bike or whatever. No Poser I'm over there doing fucking more of a Uh, yeah, yeah, but no I agree with you there and and adjusting the handlebars There was this one dirt bag who was a couple years older that did everybody's bikes in the neighborhood. He was like two houses down from us at Townline.

He was scary as shit, but once you were friends with him, he was like... The kid that knew how to work a socket wrench at two young of an age. Oh man. He hit me at a three-eighths bit. You're like, oh, you got a Seagang in the side of his mouth. Hand him a GI Joe. You're like what you got it kind of see hanging up this now. Hey the McGigio Five sixteen yeah, you had to take your handlebars from this and put them up like that so you fucking

So whether we even got to one so they stripped and went on you Talk about losing your two front teeth Look like a bozo in front of the chicks faceplant Look like a bozo in front of the chicks faceplant That was big and then I at one point to depending on your level of Intrude this happened as you got a little old we had a buddy who was into bike like BMX and we tried it was like One summer we kind of got into it you would take pipe cutters and cut You didn't want wide handlebars that was novice look like you couldn't you couldn't do big tricks You had a fucking tighten them down for a fucking

Kippys on a banana seat yes, is he borrowing that's a girl's bike girls like, get the good man. Were you a beach cruiser family? Down the shore. I hated those things. We had two. One, not me, my aunt and uncle had, and their family. They're like 700 pounds, man. Yeah, but you could, they were good for us.

It's like trying to ride a rancor. Is that a military wagon? It's a Star Wars. a rancor. Is that a military? It's a Star Wars. Even worse, you're stealing fucking intergalactic valor. It's not a military. It was an animal. It was a beast. A rancor monster. Okay, sorry. Tough to ride. Okay.

You had to like mind meld. Yeah, but they weren't riding them recreationally. They were riding them to battle. Not in war. No, not once. No, I mean they did it in battle, but not in a military sense. No, they weren't using them like that. I was not stealing Valor. Jabba the Hutt had one if that makes any sense.

Case in point. Not making a good case. It's not a military operation. Rancors are ridden and fought alongside Jedi in battle No, they're not Sorry, why who do I believe Google or the guy who lies about everything? It's not Google Google maybe not with Jedi Jedi wouldn't ride them That I wouldn't be caught dead or a lot alongside Jedi a Jedi of my stature would never

You try you try well, yeah, you try to fucking pick up Luke from across the room shut up, please Jedi of my stature would never Yeah, you try to fucking pick up Luke from across the room shut up, please Must have been in the old days Before I was banging old-timers Yoda was a teenager so uh what was I saying something stupid? The beach cruisers there we had to two, not we, my aunt and uncle, my cousin got them, they would spend their summers down the shore. In that old fucking sea aisle house. Mm-hmm.

And there was a, there'd be 50 kids, so we would fucking, my one older cousin had one, and they would ride on the handlebars. That was like cool guys shit though. They sucked. There was no modification in those things. No, that was like driving a fucking, that was an Oldsmobile. Yeah, he did heavy hated it I was never allowed to ride it Not too young limit Get heads too big center of gravity's off

Break the boardwalk Yeah, they were like that was that was big. I remember flip had a beach cruiser our first We lived at temple we lived at 17th and Edgley on edgley 1716 edgley street bad neighborhood sure bad real bad and Flip was like I'm gonna be right cuz we were off camp technically off campus flips like, you know I'll be riding my bump. I'm bringing my beach cruiser up from Lylewood I'm gonna be fucking riding to cut the first day dude And if I mean the first week he was riding he was riding to class through a bad neighborhood and

Everybody was going how much do you want for that bike? Let me buy that bike off you know, you better get what you can now because that bike. Let me buy that bike off. You know, you better get what you can now because the end of the week, that bike ain't going to be yours. Big dog. That price starts dropping.

It's a buyer's market. Buddy, you better get that thing back to Lylewood. It don't belong in fucking North Philadelphia. Did it get stolen? He was chained up out front where at the house a house come on What like a rinky dink sweet kid from the sub?

Oh, yeah, I know like a wildwood crest anyone seen my bike anybody see my beach cruiser. It was my father's beach cruiser Dude, they fucking gang this me sir. I believe that's my bicycle. It was a Debo game. I want to ride Flip's bike. Yeah, they got that. He was devastated. I remember everybody going to do, what the fuck did you think was, dude the down there he rode down the street and the whole neighborhood was like That's a nice bike and they fucking Show it off all these tricks think practically drives itself. I'm off the class What are you guys measured in?

Well, I'll see you in the cafe with the pep rally down at the quad Very funny God dude switchblade you have classes today Hey, I speak Switchblade, do you have classes today? Hey Ice Pick! Well I see you in history class. Yeah that was a proper... I'd like to purchase your finest dine bag please.

Is my bike okay outside while we do business? I assume it's safe for me to leave my sweet ride out front. My chariot. Ah the alleyway. Excellent. I'll meet you there. You say it's sundown sure. Odd time to conduct business. What's with the baseball bat are we playing a game? pockets. You know where we're going. I was loving it. Bada bap bap baaa. Flipwood dude, Flip got mugged so many times.

So many times dude. It was crazy. Flipwood's constantly getting hit. Just wake up his fucking face, he'd have a black eye. Like what happened? He's like, I happened standing next to the wrong He was always a flip is always at the wrong place Like a pretty blonde Fancy ass bike you know with that bike pretty boy

First got a nasty side to him though. Yeah tough side to him sure I saw him yell at that homeless guy Yeah, he fucking lost Turn me on a little bit. That was one of my all-time Blunders of reading in a situation no shit We got that guy that was foaming at the mouse stealing chips The guy that was foaming at the mouse stealing chips What you see no we're not a good casino We're at the Tropicana and we're at the trop in the AC on like the first floor like we were like right by the door Yeah, and

We're gambling with flip was after a show or something after a show. What show was that? Did we did something at the Tropicana? this is this is I think pre a YG probably 2019 no this would this had to be a would this been our first a YG show at the trop in that Celebrity Theatre yes that would make sense yeah that makes sense and then we went to that Irish bar we drank there got all fun came back and that we were yeah I guess we were staying there or whatever that makes sense there was a homeless man with Big Kevin court. I believe at the bar Yeah, but I remember big it was me you flipping big gay aunt. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah And I told you guys we should get out of there was a bad scene, but he's all had that look in your eye

That was the first that was the first time you saw me turn into a pussy in a casino It wouldn't be the last no Because I read the situation guys fucking foaming at the mouth. He's got no shirt on. They're letting them play at the fucking tape. It was insane that they were letting him play and he got it and he kept.

Y'all they fucked him up. Dude. It was like something out of casino. They zapped them with the prompt with the cattle prod. Yeah, after they had had enough of them and they were real professional about it. They took him away. So he was winning. So Flip was winning with the homeless guy. No, Flip was winning. The homeless guy kept moving his bets around. We were playing roulette. He kept moving the bat. Real frantic movement,

smooth talking. You know, it was one of like a con man where he's like, he creates enough of a distraction but not too distracting where you're like, you know what I mean? Like that is like an art. You know what I mean? Where you're like, oh, enough of a distraction, but not too distracting, where you're like, you know what I mean? That is like an art, you know what I mean? Where you're like, oh, give me 10, let me break that 20, let me get five back, like that kind of thing. Bamboozles you real quick. And Flip kept winning, and he would take the,

they would put the money behind Flip's bet, and he would take that money. And Flip would be like, that's the third time this guy, this is my money, and like whatever. whatever I remember being like they would catch this flu's complaining about it for like a half hour I'm like there's no way this guy's just stealing your money was a proper homeless man no proper proper homeless foam in his white foam all around no shirt on I don't think right or like the shirt was over his shoulder and then classy finally we were like he's stealing the

month like once I was finally convinced we're like he lived we were like he's stealing the month like once. I was finally convinced. We're like he lived We're like this is nuts. I believe he took flips bike, too Let me get my beach cruiser get on But then as we were leaving we saw them around the corner there was like fucking 12 of them playing closed and then like there was like county Sheriffs like it was every department Trying to get away. They were like stop resisting Everybody I mean it was like rent a cops everybody was in there those guys don't fuck around down here

Yeah, I've seen but this weekend Atlantic City, baby at the Borgata maybe if you take it slap doubtful never baby at the Borgata Maybe a few tickets left doubtful never been to the Borgata. I've been once my boy Ryan got us thrown out He was too worried. We don't have a good chief. My boy was banned. That's the old stomping ground of my aunt Colleen She used to run that joint the Borgata. Yeah, I love the Borgata Spread a little money around down here man call classy broad. I only been once I Drank it they have like a circle bar. I drank there for a bachelor party We went down Ryan got too blacked out and got us kicked out of there right away I had to go back and pick him up diesel. No my other boy Ryan had to go pick him up

He was black. It was one of those were like our first bachelor parties. Mm-hmm. Right. Yeah, it's like 26 maybe He had had a kid early so he was like off the grid and then this was like we're going down for the weekend I was always bad in those he blacked out at like well meet up at this bar. Have a couple of beers He was fucking lights out. I had to go back and pick him up from the cop the Borgata cops I was always so bad in those situations, man The more like pressure the more big of a night. It was I'd always lunch it Wouldn't be ready be Jones in the whole night drinking was never enough never had our shit together It was and if I was if I was all situated I'd be you know shifting around shady

Sure, yeah, never good. I know the vibes all situated, I'd be, you know, shifting around, shady. Sure. Yeah, never good. I know the vibes. Yeah. Um, I, uh, that one was a real mix of the brother-in-law, the in-law side of the, the wife's family had some older gentlemen attend. Mm-hmm. Which didn't- They could fuck it up. They, well, I mean, it was, so it was like two or three of them and then all of us

Yeah, and I'm talking Pat I'm talking like heavy bike bozos Yeah, well in our prime when there's a guy at the bachelor party that's not like tight with everybody Maybe it's like the brother of the bride or something like that. He's usually the dickhead That's like ordering heavy at dinner that you, you know, like not, not, you know, paying is whatever. He didn't love the fact that he was with all of us and how loosey goosey we were with, you know,

social etiquette and narcotics, to say the least. And I remember we took a limo, and listen, I call balls and strikes. Pat, on the other hand, is a little lackadaisical with, he was, he still is, with certain social norms. We took a limo, because that was all that could take up, but there was like 12 of us or whatever, and we took a limo and Pat got in smoking a cig

into the limo, but we were first, so we were all the way down the barrel. So there's no windows, which everybody our ages is like, well, whatever, you know, most of us smoked and it was what it was. But man, I remember this guy screaming at Pat for, I mean, Was it the limo driver or the brother?

No, the brother. His fucking problem. I mean, we're essentially hot box in a fucking, hot box and cigs in a limo on an eight-minute car ride Put this thing out. That's her party. I don't disagree. I do see the gentleman's point though Hmm, and I mean sounds like a real bitch to me from then on that was that they were just Lipping at each other that guy went home early and fell asleep and Pat stuff was in that room So Pat went in the room, and Pat stuff was in that room so

Pat went in the room and I think was like got into bed with them or something it was a fucking I assume on some sort of dare yeah talking shit that limo Pat smoking in the room blowing his face when he's sleeping yeah it was just very we don't mix well we didn't mix well with others at a certain age. Sure. I don't mix well now. Sure. Uh, I, this one's from Jeff. Uh, is it garbage if your dad's idea of a vacation is inviting you to a nudist cruise with your stepmom? What the fuck? Yes. My stepmom left my dad for a guy they had a three way with Jesus. That's why would you ever. That's creepy.

Freaky. I'm interested. I'm listening. I mean, you take the dad out of the situation. It was just him and the stepmom on a nudist cruise. All right. The brother son? Yeah. Any first of all, most of these nudist people aren't the new from what I learned from real sex aren't the ones you want to see now you want to see naked take me walking around? Yeah, which hate to each their own all of that, but it's not like they don't do it as a sexy thing It's like a freeing. It's a liberating dead people say that but it is or come on. It's all about sex Everything's about sex. We're talking about

Drinking that soda is about sex. Okay. Turn to me and look over your naked. Ball bag out. That's wild. Yeah, I mean that- How the fuck would he know his dad had a threesome either? I mean, I think if your dad's inviting you to a nudist cruise, you're a little, you're a little laissez faire with the taboo.

What do, what's the stepmom look like? Probably like a stepmom. Hot. No. No? I can see the hair. What hair? The 90's stepmom. Hot. No. No? I can see the hair. What hair? The 90's stepmom hair.

That's what you know. A nudist cruise. They have those. Those still going on? I know there's swinger cruises. Those are big on Instagram. Really? Yeah.

Wow. Yeah. I mean like, if you're, if you're, you're You know your idea of entertainment is you know? Swapping why not just go on a cruise you get to hang by the pool you see the bikinis the banana Hammocks the hoagie crushers sure dude his cruises are still banging. What's that go for and how long? It's by barons. It's by bare necessities travel. Let me find you That ain't no region SS hard on SS freak a leak

Can I go on something like that swingers cruise You gotta have a chick though, right? Sure, I know what's looking for me cruising around. I think they do yeah, you're gonna do with me You're what they call a cuck no kidding sure No, uh Yeah, I think they look for cuz there was like that tinder for threesomes where they they look for like a bowl or something They call it. I look for that. I'm no bull. Rooms are starting around. Baby tender piece of veal.

Started around 2200. How long? I think it's a let's say five day cruise. For the next patron goal. Do they do they encourage solo fat gentleman with weird sexual. What's the boo face? I can't be naked. It's all about going back for ketchup. Yes

Yeah, I can't be I let that that I'd have to have a stiffy the whole time that's weirder I can't be showing my true colors I think if you're the only guy hard in line with a stolen valor guy really likes prime rib It's an 11 day adventure. Holy shit. That's a lot of cum Does it say what boat Let me Norwegian pearl that's the one we've that's the that's the fucking cruise we were all that was the one we were gonna Go red, and they use that for every oh

Man, I ain't never sitting down on nothing. I wonder what they do That was the one we were gonna bring. No kidding, man. They use that for everything. Oh, man. I ain't never sitting down on nothing. I wonder what they do. How does the staff work with that? What? The staff has to see that and deal with that? Maybe it's not naked everywhere. Well, get the rules on that.

Yeah. I think it's whatever you want. You can book a couple of tickets. A couple available dates. Are they leaving this weekend? Bon, what's the Expedia saying it's whatever you feel comfortable with Yeah, I think you what do they do with the staff though? I think the staff is I'm sure they're close. Yeah, listen I but as this the you they have to get they got to give you a heads up on that Hey, by the way this weekends. I'm sure they do this weekend

to freak off They do that. Right, they gotta let you know. Yeah, I'm sure, yeah, the staff, listen, that staff tends to be from very third world countries. They're not picking them up from like Greensboro, Alabama or whatever, they're like from like Jakarta. I think as sad as it is, what are you saying? They play ball.

Yeah, they go hard. I'll deal with the fucking. They also got that. They got the heavy metal crews. They got the impractical jokers. That's probably not their worst weekend. How do you do that? Fucking how do you do that sanitarily? Like you like you're going to the buffet. You're sitting on the chair with it with your naked ass,

which probably had something in it. Not that long ago. I don't think your clothes. buffet, you're sitting on the chair with it with your naked ass, which probably had something in it. Not that long ago. I don't think your clothes. I don't think your swimsuit ass is much better. The self-serve buffet is a clothes free area. Clothes free. Yeah.

I mean, no clothes. No clothes. Wow. Laundry. The restaurants probably. Yeah. Yeah. The restaurants.

Yes. Laundry. Restaurant what? Clothes free? No. Restaurants close. Okay. What's the law?

You said something a lingerie lingerie fetish wearing excessive genital jewelry are not appropriate at any time. I'm out Genital jewelry what's genital jewelry like bedazzling up the nuts please sit on a towel at all times while nude Oh, there you go on a towel. There's there's a fucking there's a there's a set of rules here these people aren't animals There's probably like two hot couples on that The rest are if you get pics bare necessities the pics on the website are pretty yeah It's me and him to other dudes So what do you guys do for a living but oculus in an awkward sunburn what street did you grow up on we're just doing fucking?

a big crowd work with them oh Huh, okay, all right. Would you do that with me? No, okay? What? You wouldn't do it with me. What do you mean if I was like all right? Let's go you wouldn't do it I would not I can't get you to grab a beer with me sometimes Let alone fucking I'm gonna see some hog Man that Norwegian pearl gets around that's what they do like the cannibal corpse on the headbangers ball the dirty little bird mm-hmm Bird I like very clean ship though. I have to give them that great time But we gotta wrap it up

Just some quick reviews on the people hit me the there were a lot of large people Uh-huh the crowd tend to be older and people more comfortable being new later in life That's me the breakdown by numbers by a reddit user is 20% attractive 20% average and 60% on a track That's about the cross-section of the world though sure you know what I mean That's that's like if you go to them. That's like if you're going to a fucking Philly's game, can I just wear a top? Gang we'll see you down in Atlantic City this weekend. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everybody keep their clothes on or don't or don't whatever you want to do. Mm hmm. We love you. We'll see you down there. We'll see you next week. Peace.