Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Dr. Drew!

Episode Date: July 21, 2022

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Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Uh-huh. A little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find it out to grow it to be classy. See? They're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.

We're down here at Antutti's basement. She's upstairs. She has turned the living room into a waiting room. She's walking around in a hospital gown trying to get a free checkup out of our special guest here. My co-os is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. He is not to be trifled with in the boardroom or the bedroom.

He is the Prince of Park Avenue. But always, the king of the boards, baby. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan. Hey, gang, thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you're ready to review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube. As you know, those numbers are. Trudeau!

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He crosses the T's and he dots the eyes. Give it up for T-Bone McMuffin. Toby MacBowling, everybody. Hey, what's up, dudes? Hey, T-Bone. My phones are blowing up. My mom's slipping out of her seat in. We got the building.

Dude, I'm slipping. He walked into that blazer. I was like, oh, my, yeah. Gang, we could not be more excited. And I mean not be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests. It's an honor. Here with us today.

This man is a legendary media personality. He is America's doctor. He needs no introduction. But we're going to give him one anyway because we love them. You may have seen them, but not limited to the Simpsons, Big Brother, the late show, the Craig Kilbourne, Demand Show, cranky anchors, the Sharon Osborne show. strictly sex with Dr. Drew

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I didn't remember half of this Tom Green Live. Gutfeld. Ask Dr. Drew, the Megan Kelly Show Entertainment Tonight. Wendy Williams, Dr. Oz, Jersey Shore Family Vacation, Inside Edition, Fox and Friends. Gang, we ain't done yet. Listen to it is. You've seen them on your mom's house. Chelsea lately. Lopez tonight, Celebrity Rehab, 50 episodes of that. Throw that in syndication. You come up with a couple of bucks, ladies and gentlemen. The Bachelor, Jimmy Kimmer Live. If I owned it. Which I do not. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, the soup. Real Time with Bill Marr, Carson Daly,

and pregnant, Anderson Cooper, and he is also the host of several podcasts, the Dr. Drew podcast, the Adam and Drew Show, Ask Dr. Drew, and of course, Dr. Drew after dark over there. You left off home team with Terry Bradshaw in 1998. You left that out. I almost forgot he's one of the stars of Shark Nato 4, the Fourth Awakens. And of course, he was the host of Loveline from 1984 to 2016. Ladies and gentlemen, this man has helped countless people. He has changed countless lives, but the big question of his mind today, is he garbage?

Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only. Dr. Drew. Thank you. Thank you. That was extraordinary. Extraordinary. Look at that. I've known him garbage for a long time.

The world has let me know that. So that's an easy one. I was just wondering about the woman walking around with a gown on and what that was all about. The hospital gown was she was sort of motion towards an exam tables or something I'm supposed to do? It wasn't tied in the back. It's trying to get her. No, that's what I'm saying. It's like a little bit weird.

Doc, thank you so much for coming and sit down with this. So is it okay for me to say that Lewis Gomez brought me here? 100% shout out to Mr. Lewis J. Gomez. So it makes me nervous. So I'm nervous being here, but any friend of his, friend of mine. Sounds like a setup. What's the backstory, Dr. Joe? Give us the origin story.

You're a Cali boy. Yeah, how deep you want to go. My mom's from Philadelphia. I'm growing up in Philadelphia. I thought you guys would like that. Yeah. Left at 18. Oh my God.

There's so much to my story. Yeah. What do you mean? You're Dr. I'm bored by my story. Get out of here. Folks want to hear it. She left at 18 to be the fifth wife of a silent film star.

I didn't find this out until I was 55. Oh, shit. Was married to him for 10 years, had a stepson, and then one day left in a very Don Draper-esque fashion, and it just never happened. None of us knew it until the advent of the Internet. And a friend of mine found all this history. I was like, huh, interesting.

So then she got married again to your dad? Until I did. And my dad was a family practitioner, good guy. Okay. I was always expected I would do the same. And then when I went to Denver's college, I was like, this is too hard. I'm not up for this. And I drifted around for a year and a half or so.

Came back to it. I was doing all kinds of theater and music. And man, I've been my own person, man. You know, kids do. And very unhappy. Like, started having depression and panic attacks. And when I went back to the sciences, I felt a lot better. And suddenly I could do it.

Like my brain needed a mature or something. It was like the young male brain dude, watch out for that. It's a dangerous instrument. Have some experience. I'm taking eighth grade classes right now. Yeah, yeah. It's about right. You're right on schedule.

And I swear we should put men into cage love at 27 and put them to work. And then was deeply into it and found purpose and meaning and medical school. I loved it. And, you know, went all through fast and he became an, you know, went to internal medicine residency. And then became a chief resident and taught medicine. Early in my residency, I started moonlighting at a psychiatric hospital. Okay. And became very interested.

in the medical care of psychiatric patients and ended up taking over their medical services and then about 91 taking over their addiction services and then taking all the board certification on that becoming addiction medicine guy. So I had like three careers in medicine going simultaneously I was doing hospital medicine, ICU medicine, which we could do in those days.

There was no hospitalist. I did it all. And then at psych setting, did medical care to psych patients, but then addiction medicine and then outpatient medicine. So I was a severe... Does it all. Insane, insane.

Insane. Insane. All the while, though, In 1983, when I was a fourth year medical student, 84, started, sort of fumbled into this radio show that was a block away from my apartment. Right. On this radio station that had become a force in K-Rock,

which was not nothing. Like literally over six months became this, poof, became this mega hit. And because I lived a block away, people I knew were starting to go over there and socialize the people. And it's one guy called me and he goes, hey, they have this show in the middle of the night.

They have to make it at a community service show. They want you to do a segment called Ask a Surgeon. They'll be really funny. You use big words. It'll be hysterical. I'm like, no fucking what are you talking about? But I was convinced to go meet with the guys and went in and was blown away by the kinds of questions that being asked to these guys in the middle of the night.

And at that same time, one Anthony Fauci, who I admired very much at that time, was telling us young physicians we had to go educate about HIV and AIDS. He was banging back then? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he was a big deal. Yeah, what do you think? That was his big success. We had just started calling the disease AIDS. We didn't have a causative aging yet. We had H-TLV-3, but there was a lot of pressure to go, go educate, go educate, go educate.

I thought, okay, yeah, why not? And one of the first thing that struck me about when I went up there is nobody was talking to young people about HIV. Well, about what you're just starting to call AIDS. Sure. And I was like, Jesus Christ, I'm 24 years old. I know what 19-year-olds are up to. And in the eyes of the world at that time, adolescents, we just had the sexual revolution in the 70s,

but adolescents weren't having sex. Why would they have sex? Like, give me a fucking break. Sure. So I knew what was going on. I knew somebody to just tell them straight. I know your kids you're doing up there. And everything was shrouded in mystery.

To get a condom, you had to go up to the pharmacist and ask them to bring it from behind the counter. Sexally transmitted illnesses. I remember not old enough for that. I don't think so. Yeah, I remember getting it from behind the counter. I never used him. I want to be on record. To be fair, he was nine when he got his first crowd.

And the guy was very nice. Gentle. Not nice, gentle, different. Shout out to the mudslides in Applebee's. Wow. I'm so glad I'm here. And where was it? So we started talking about safe sex before the term had been invented yet.

That's wild. And, you know, sexually transmitted illnesses were shrouded in mysterious Latin venereal diseases, manilia. You know, it's all this weird language that this is bullshit. This is really easy stuff. Bacteria causes vulgarineine. No big deal. Take some penicillin.

You're going to be fine. And just teaching people about it. It was considered outrageous to talk to young people about sexually transmitted illnesses and reproductive health. And then at the same time as we went along, we were hearing about trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma, trauma. Drugs and alcohol, figured prominently and all that. And as that was starting, my expertise in that was. developing so I focused a lot on that.

And then, you know, and then, you know, somebody said, let's do a TV show or someone said, let's do it five nights a week. And I was like, oh, shit, how are we going to do that? It was only one night a week forever for 10 years. And I'm like, oh, my God, I worked on 9 o'clock at night. How are we going to do that? And did that. And then I was like, hey, let's syndicate this.

Like, okay, what's that mean? And then some producers came up. Let's make a television show. Like, all right, how do you do that? Sounds interesting. So just doors would open and I would just go, all right, let's try that. See how it works. It sounds like interesting.

I'll see if I can make something good out of it. And that was MTV that we were on there for five seasons. Right. And then I think I just did radio for a long time. And then somebody showed up and wanted to do Celebrity Rehab. And I was like, well, you can't do that. There's no way. No way.

That's when I fell in love with that. That show was fucking game changer. Well, that was a hard thing to do. I could imagine. And so I was running a program then. We had a big program. And these excellent producer showed up. I wanted to do this.

I said, you can't do it at a hospital. You cannot do that. You can't bring cameras to a hospital. No way. And they said, oh, let me talk to them. Are you smoking weed? Let me just talk to them. So they talked to my hospital, and they literally laughed him out of the building.

Yeah, no kidding. And so I still went around to pitch. I'm like, all right, I'll pitch it with you guys. And then VH1 showed interest. And I kind of went into hiding. And because I thought, no way. We can't do this. You know, what are we going to do?

And Bob Forrest, who was my clinical director at the time, came into my office. And he goes, you know, he didn't know, he didn't know, he had no idea people were talking to me about this. And he goes, you know, I'm so sick and tired. We treated a number of celebrities, not exclusively celebrities. In fact, not even predominantly celebrities, but a number of them. And you never knew it, but you never find out about it. We were extremely circumspect about our treatment.

And he goes, you know, I'm so tired of these television reporters reporting what our patients are doing as being on some sort of a spa vacation or an excuse for their behavior. These people are sick. They work hard. We've got to do a TV show. where we show that. I was like, I was stunned. I said, I'm all right.

Well, it's funny. And I told him what was happening. He goes, he just did this. He goes, he goes, yes, we got to do it. He jumped up and he walked out of my room. There you go. And that was it. And I thought, all right, I guess we'll move forward.

Still a million hurdles to climb. And I couldn't see how they were going to do it. And then I thought of the PASI Recovery Center, which is a place where I'd done some coverage for the psychiatrist up there. And I thought, God, I bet I could take my team and just put them into one of their units and just take it over and use their policies and procedures and run a program. And that's what he did. Man, it was it.

Look at this guy. And so the cameras ran and we just ran the program the way we always do. That's awesome. Oh, we had other problems too. It was one hurdle left for another. Then we found out they weren't licensed for me to do group in the facility. So we had to build a double wide trailer out in the parking lot. That's not on the property.

That's not on the property. A separate address. I like it. You're blinded. Real gray area. Well, you're blinded. You see the patients leave. the unit and then walk into the group room, but they actually had to walk across a parking lot.

International orders. Yeah. Right. Right. You go down to Tijuana. Take it back for me a little bit. So your mom married your dad. Yeah. So you didn't know anything about the silent film started like that. How many brothers and sisters do you have? I have a sister. She's not six years younger than me. And she's a mom now out and, you know, doing real well. Okay. And you got you said you said your dad was a doctor. Was your mama stayed home on? Did she work? No, she had a crazy life. So when she was absconded by. the film star.

It'd be the fifth wife. She was barely 18. Did she meet them in Philadelphia? I don't know. I don't know. Did your dad know about this? We don't know. He was already gone by the time I thought.

And your mom was gone by the time? No, she was still around it. And my sister freaked out. And I was like, she's kept it this far. That's how they did it back then. I know. I know. It's Don Draper, man.

And she wants to take it to the grave. I want to let her do that. You know what I mean? It's like, okay. Then I'm going to talk all about it soon. I'm going on RU Garbage and airing out her dirty laundry. Save it for the book, because I have no ill feeling about it. I feel bad for her that she had to feel so guilty.

It's also like, that's a lifetime. Yeah, what are you going to do? Well, so I ended up talking to her stepson who was a retired dentist in Stockton. It was kind of interesting, yeah. But, you know, no heart feelings and whatever. But people live the life they live. Of course. And how was your upbringing?

He makes me feel good about my bad decision. The way he's, I swear, I'm not. Kids will forgive you one day. They'll talk shit about you, but they'll forgive you. There be times like you go through, you have like an STD scare or something, and he would be like, oh, it's herpes. Who cares? I'm like, yeah, who cares?

I'll get back up there. I'm talking to a wizard. I love it. It's a rash. Traditional upbringing. Trust me, Dr. Drew, I've said it a thousand times to myself. Tell my wife that. Well, even more, no big deal, because that means you're not going to cheat.

No, of course. Also, I don't have herpes. I just thought I have a buzz. A friend. It's a friend. It's a friend. It's a friend. Traditional upbringing?

Yeah. Single family home? Yep. Nice. That was a doctor probably money, successful. Yeah. Good.

But he's very, very traumatized by the depression. And he rained all that down on me. Okay. Yeah. Say he was a saver. Not a spender. More than that.

Like when I was two, three years old, he started in on me. He did try it to my kids too, and they laughed at him. But I was traumatized by it. You are because your dad. Grandpa does it. It's one thing.

Your dad does it. It's a whole different matter. and he would see like I need a new pair of shoes or something. He goes, oh, you need to do shoes. Okay, well, two or three. Jesus. Like young, maybe four. All right.

And he first regaled me with, you know, my day, we had to have holes in the shoe, walking through the snow in Chicago, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay, okay. And then it's like, go ahead, get your shoes. But after you do that, tomorrow, I won't be here. I'll be in the poor house. And you come visit me in the poor house. It has a window in the front so you can wave to me through the window.

Holy shit. I had this whole fucking place in my head. I was going to send my dad to the poor house if I bought clothing. So to this day, I cannot buy clothing. I can't do it. My wife has to do it. Yeah, I can't do it. I don't fuck you up.

Playing mind games with a toddler. Yeah, so he was more than saving. He was like obsessed with not spending anything on anything. What he spent it on? Did he have nice cars or any vacations? Yeah, it was actually okay later, later. So my sister got none of it. Even just six years later, she seemed to have gotten none of it.

And so it must have been an early thing for him that he was freaking out. Once he got some room to breathe, that wasn't so bad. But he always worked maybe on that stuff, always. It's all right. I mean, it made me a good, you know, savior. Sure. Any pets growing up? Dogs, cats, parakeets, birdfish, the whole deal.

Birds? I had parakeets for a while. Were they loose in the house or were they in a cage? No, no, no, in cages. I did that. I had a weird feeling about birds. No one's ever talked to me about this. Uh-huh.

Like a weird... Welcome to the show. Weird garbage-like feeling. I can't let the media know I had parakeets. No, I just don't know what it was. I remember one died when I was real little, like maybe a year and a half old. We moved out of the house we were in, Alhambra, Alhambra at the time. And so I know all the memories I have of that house was under the age of two, because we moved when I turned two.

And there was something the bird died and it really affected me for some reason. And so I always had this funny feeling about the birds. And to this day, I look at birds. I've just fascinated by them. Of course. The way, I mean, these are dinosaurs. They just scare the shit out of me. They should.

They're 8,000 feet in the air and they see you. It's nuts, man. They're too unpredictable. They fly. I'm not a fan. Coming down looking at my hot dog. Keep it moving. Do you have any pets now?

Yeah, we have two dogs. And my daughter's cat has now just moved in. But we have our dog is Australian Shepherd. Okay. We really love the Shepherds. So fucking smart. Play sports, anything like that when you were a kid?

Yeah, it was a, first we figured out. Good frame on it. Of course. Figured large into my life. So I was, you know, started freshman football.

I was shitty. And was in the process of quitting. And I remember the coach came up to me and went right in my mask and went, stick with this. You're going to get this. And it affected me profoundly.

And I stuck with it. End up being the captain of the football team, my senior year. all city, all whatever. What? Yeah. I could hit.

All city or all whatever. I don't remember all CIF. No, of course. I got you. But it was, you know, as Adam would say, it was a small school. Sure. He's still. He calls it from you.

Captain of the squad. Come on. Little Lord Fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs. It's how he called. It was a good school back then and it still is today, folks. But anyway, it meant a lot to me. Shout out to the walkers. It meant a lot to me.

And I'm glad it was small. I could actually have that experience, you know, of overcoming all that. And then, you know, being a performer at that level. Of course. What was the school mascot? Panther. The Panther. Not bad.

Pretty classy. Do you know the name of the street that you grew up on? Madeline Drive. Sounds classy. You guys are a pool? No. It was a, it was, you really want to hear all this shit? Yeah.

What do you mean? This is the show, Doc. It was a, it was a weird. I've never had such a big figure media to be like, this show is stupid. And you're not wrong. I feel stupid. No, what do you mean? I feel like who wants to hear this?

Everybody. We found out everybody wants to hear this. If you think it's stupid now, so give it a half an hour. So I grew up and I'm ready for that. That's more of what I'm used to, guys. Not talking about myself. Now the word from our sponsor, BetterHelp. Yes.

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the bush family, the beer family that they built as an attraction. People would come and visit it. And we actually had a pond in our backyard that my mother filled in. She was very paranoid with dirt because she was convinced I was going to drown in it. Or hit my head. I don't know what the hell. And it was just this very unusual property that I always thought was kind of magical on the outside. But in the inside, I never felt safe.

It was always too much glass and college. It's just so good to me. And then I don't know. I couldn't wait to get away. 17, I went to college and I was out and never came back. Never went. Good student, I assumed. Yeah, I became a much, much.

I was a very good student. I became a really good student later. You remember what you got on the SATs. Did you guys have seen? I remember the math was like a 720. So that means that the... That's good. It was good.

It means like the English must not have been so good. I don't remember that. I got a 740 total. I got an average college. That's all I wanted. There you go. That's great. And they kicked my ass.

Oh, my God. They kicked my head. Really? Oh, woo. But that was the most important thing I ever did. Huh. Yeah. It's pretty good.

Slip inside growing up? Yep. Slip inside. Really? For sure. On the grass of that filled in pond. There you go. Next to the bush gardens.

In the bush gardens. In the bush gardens. What was the family vacations like growing up as a kid? What would you guys do? So they had a condominium down to Laguna Beach that I actually. Nice. We and me and my sister acquired now. And, uh, now this is Laguna Beach.

California. I know. But it's not quite. At that time. It's not what it is. now. It's like Tribeca in the 80s to now. Then it was mostly Harry Krishna and hippies.

Okay. And then it became mostly gay and then it became wealthy. All of a sudden it was weird to see that happen. But it was I love the beach. Everything in the water. It's getting the water 10 o'clock in the morning and I'd get out five in the afternoon. It was very important to me. I just loved it down. I ended up guarding, lifeguarding that beach. Very interesting. You were a lifeguard?

What age are we talking? 1920, 21. Damn, man. It's like Baywatch. That's prime fucking life garden. Yeah, looking tight out there. It was an intense beach.

I could not do it now. You ever have to save anybody? Every day. You ever see any sharks? Yeah, but they were California blues. They didn't hurry, buddy. California blues.

Sounds cool. Sounds like some mid-grade. But yeah, pulling out somebody out every day. I mean, it was a rough beach. Yeah. And I could,

I had such good water instincts. I could see when the person stepped foot on the sand. You know, like this guy's fox. I knew. I knew I was going after that. His fat piece of shit's going on there.

Hey, Tubby, go get an ice cream. There was no stopping people. There was no stopping people. They were going to. I'll get them afterwards. What was the first concert you went to? I believe it was Elton John Yellowbeck Road. Damn.

That's fucking classic. I believe it was my first date, too. Really? Yeah, yeah. All right. Just started driving. That's a big ticket out of. What kind of car were you driving back in the day?

I'd have a car. Oh, my dad had a 57 Thunderbird. I used to drive that car. Holy shit. Yeah, but that was a, you understand. piece of shit. It was good. It was in 1973 or whatever. I looked like an asshole driver of that thing.

You got to understand something. That's true. Why did you keep that car? It's such a piece of shit. You don't want to end up in the poor house. You know what I mean? Exactly. I picture you like sunny in a Bronx table cruising around.

I pictured it was 1955, but it was 78 or whatever. It was 73. What was the name of the grocery store that your mom went to when you were a kid? Do you remember? One of the guuna was alpha beta. I remember that. Okay. There was a market basket.

in South Pasadena. I remember that. Market Bay, that's also in Boston. Yeah. And I think there was a Ralph. So is where we went to. Shout out to Ralph.

Where do you shop now? Ralph's. Rouse. Maybe that's why I think that. Yeah. Do you do the shopping now or do you do like the online? I do the, yeah,

I do the Instacart. Yeah. My wife does the shopping shopping. Okay. Would you say you have a favorite flavor at Gatorade? I hate Gatorade. I don't like Gatorade. I don't like that's not drinking Gatorade.

No, I drink. I drink. Hey, we got to ask the question. So listen, man. I drink shit. I drink these hydration products

like liquid IV and stuff like that. So do we. Shout out there. Had it this morning. Hydro-lite. Liquid IV now. I like the taste of them better. Yeah.

I'm a watermelon. You're going to hear about me doing something where my hydration, I can't talk about it yet. I'm really forbidden for talking about it. Okay. I will happily talk to you guys about when the time comes.

I'm not sure if it's going to be the fall or the winter, but hydration figures big in what I was doing. That's all I'll tell you. Power rate's got a cease and desist. I'm back. Okay. Yeah.

Vacations. You fold your pizza? I have. I don't like to. What's your favorite kind of pizza? Oh, I like Tony's down here. Okay. New York pizza.

Come on. It's just, come on. It's the best of the best of this. Isn't it Anthony's or Tony's in Times Square over there at 7th. Seventh Avenue, you go up towards 59th as one. I just used to stay at hotels on Central Park South. Right. So I'd always just go around the corner and I'd love that pizza.

That's class. Central Park South, 59th Street, right at the park. Yeah. Whatever the billionaires row. Because I worked at CNN for 10 years, and so they put me up down the streets. Very nice. Do you ever state that JW Marriott right there? The Essex House?

Essex. Yeah, it was nice. It's got a little bit of cash on them. No, no, I didn't pay for it. Don't lie, Dr. Drew. I did not pay for it. I have paid for it, but routinely I did not. Have you ever been on a cruise?

Oh, we love cruises. Really? Yeah, we're going to Portugal next fall. Yeah. No, my wife and I, we went to the Baltic cruise. It was fantastic. Wow. You can still go to St. Petersburg and stuff.

You're a cruise guy. Because I don't like packing and unpacking and trains and places. And I like seeing lots of different places. And so we just do it. We'll just get on something. You do like one of the tour that's like, you know. We were in Greece last summer and we spent a week on San Trini, and then we got on a boat for a while and saw more stuff.

He just convinced me that it's a good idea. You obviously get shit to people who ride cruise. Of course. So you try me. I'll convince you otherwise. Yeah. I mean, I'm about the book of cruise. We have fun at these things.

We really, we met great people. We still keep in touch with lots of them. This has got to be a higher class of, it's small crews, like Windstar, that kind of thing. Ah, right. Yeah, but it's not, that's not. No, not current. All right. Yeah, I can't see you on.

I can't see you on the fucking. You're not on the water slide. But I've done it in the water slide. No, no, no, no, no. But I've done, is it Norwegian? I think a big boat at the Baltic. It was still very good. Okay.

All right. You ever, you ever name a star after anybody? Have I? Yeah. A star has been named after me and Adam. Ooh. Or an asteroid or something, yeah. Asteroid, yeah.

Is there any... Go ahead, Gibby. Do you own a tux? Yeah. A couple. I have to. How many suits do you think you? And you wear suits every day?

No, I don't. I have, I wear a sport coat. It's like this stuff, this thing. Okay. I've got, well, I do a lot of TV and sometimes they give you... Sure, of course. I do a dozen sports codes. Do you have, like, eight suits?

Do you have a walk-in closet with all your stuff and the shoes laid out? Well, I'm not the most organized shoe guy. So it's my shoes on the floor, yes. But my clothing is pretty well laid out. Okay. Hung up. Any magicians in the family? My brother-in-law.

Whoa. This is why we played a game, Dr. Joe. Who wants to? Here it is. Is he a career? He's actually an anthropologist. He was a college professor. Okay.

But he always was a magician. Even his trash is classy. What the fuck? No, no. I got an anthropologist magician. He's a member of the magic castle in Los Angeles, so he would go to the magic castle with him. Okay.

What kind of magic does he? Is like close up magic? Yeah, general stuff. General. Sort of like cards and ropes and things like that. I remember knots on ropes. Is there a sandwich named after you anywhere? The doctor drew.

Not that I know of. Is your head shot in any restaurant or pizza place? Yes, lots of place like that. Have you ever got? Car wash. A car wash. You're built for the show, Dr. Drew. You got your head shot in a fucking car wash.

Car wash. Shout out to the pasty of the car wash on Del Mar. Shout out to him. He just got another month of free cleaning. I wish. Tony, keep the super washes coming. Oh, man. This is good.

Yeah. What kind of soap? I told you I was garbage. You put it's a very... My wife is even... You go on cruises, but they're boutique. My wife is more white trash. than I am.

Really? She celebrates her white trash. Where's your wife from? Newport Beach. But Newport Beach sort of inland and before it was Newport Beach. Back when Laguna was hippies, that was her Newport Beach. Her dad owned hardware stores. Okay.

Oh, all right. Do you guys ever eat dinner on the couch watching TV? All the time. Really? Is there TV trays? No. You just hold it. Yeah, we kind of have a pad there.

Like an ottoman. We'll throw a shit on that. But the dogs will eat it. So we have to put it out. Dogs will get it. Dogs will get it. What kind of soap do you use in the shower? Irish Spring.

You do? What's wrong with that? No, I also, I'm a spring man myself. I have dial. We have a condo here in New York, so we're here. So hold on. You can't use Irish Spring to. Wait a minute.

You're an esteemed man of medicine. Wait a minute. It gets worse. So we have a condo here. I stole it. We're here in the city all the time. Okay. And I couldn't find Irish Springs, so I have to get dial.

So I've got some yellow dial in my shower right now. So you keep a condo in the city. I don't like it. Yes. That's very classy. Classy. Very nice. And then you have the house out.

He has squatters rights in it. It's not fully owned out. It's the size of, it's smaller than this studio. Trust me. Trust me. Yeah. Very nice. Oh, man. Do you own a police scanner?

No. Ever been in a feud with a neighbor? Oh, I'm sure. But mostly my wife does those. Okay. That's who you want handle. She does the dirty one. Yeah.

We had a, before we were downtown, we had a place near west side. Yes, we had a major feud. I can't even talk about it. Okay. There's a gag order on it. But let me think. If I had like shrub stuff.

Trees are a big one. Yeah, I'm trying to think we, we know. Oh yeah, we had a fence. Fence problem. Oh, yeah. We're like the property line. He came out and mapped it out himself and wouldn't.

They're always wrong. They're always wrong. Yeah, it's like, we're not. You got a pool in the backyard now? Your house in California? Hot tub too? Yes. Are they connected?

Yes. Is there a waterfall? Yes. Nice. Is there an outdoor like cooking area with the grill? Yes. Yes. Our house and passing, we fucking love that place. Yeah.

I love it too, but it sounds in it. No, I'm so happy with that. In fact, it's a little too nice. All my kids have bounced back home and during COVID and have been enjoying it too. Yeah. There you go. I'm glad we have it anyway. Salt water pool?

Yes. It is? Well, I don't, but the salt's not working. So I think we have, we're chlorinated now again, I think. It's weird. I don't know. I don't ask questions. Can you walk in or is it steps?

Do you have like the walk-in beach edge? Oh, no, yeah, it's steps. There's a ledge, yeah. Is there a slide? No. Diving board? No. You can't do that anymore in California, or at least not Southern California.

It's illegal. Yeah. God damn. Too many to any neck injuries. Do you floss every day? Yeah, every day. Twice a day. You do.

Every day twice a day. Got a good set of chompers on. I have a great dentist that got. I was not like that. He just inspired me somehow. Now I do, and it's the fucking wood picks for my gums. Really? I do the, yeah, the slides, the whatever they are.

So you go to the dentist regularly. Regular. Got to go next week. You guys own a Swiffer? Oh, hell yeah. How about a Roomba? We have. Okay.

Never really worked. Have you had Pink Eye in the last 365 days? I've got a dry eye syndrome, so I frequently have non-infectious stuff like that. But no infectious pink eye. Do you ever meet Willie Nelson or Merrill Haggard? For sure, Willie Nelson. Really? With his guitar.

Really? And his fucking, his trailer, if you walk into, you'll get higher with shit. Your P.O. calls. But I think I. Burl Haggard's son was running around for a while, right? Yeah, I think so. Okay. And didn't he have, I think he died maybe or something, right?

I don't know. Anybody, get on that T-Bone. Anyway, I did. I mean, not Burle Haggard himself, though. Hmm. Do you take your shoes off on a plane? No. Rarely, sometimes.

Yeah, it's a long, long, long time. Are your shoes off in the house? Here in New York, but not at home. Yeah, New York's different. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good. Flying first class, I would assume, right? never first class usually i try to get business if i can but i i don't care anymore i just don't care

as much as you're traveling prices are my dad crazy my dad in my head i don't want dr drew to be in a poor house yeah if i walked on a place i saw you're coach i would out he would be like shh no i do i think next week i'm doing coach i think what yeah i don't care i'm busy i do i have to do should be stretching it out you're a bigger you know you do it i if i can get it i'll do it and if i have to sleep then i insist if i need to sleep on the flight like i've got to get up and do something in the morning. Yes, yes, then. But otherwise, I'm giving shit. Plus, I've got to, I've got to do medical education, consuming, CME,

it's called. And so I'd have to do these tests all the time, and I just do them on the plane whenever I'm flying. So, damn. I usually watch a movie. I sometimes do that, too. I'm masturbating a bathroom. Just saying. Will you phone or no phone? I buy the Wi-Fi. I have a

Delta Wi-Fi subscription for the month. It's 49-99. It's not going in there, cold turkey. I just check it. Will you bring food on a an airplane. What do you bring? Prasuto cheese.

I have these nut butter. I'm on a low-carb thing. Yeah, he keeps it. This guy's chisel. I saw you at Sirius XM. Probably three. It was before the pandemic. I think so.

And was there a lot. I saw you and I was like, I think I texted him. I'm like, Dr. Drew is even better looking in person. Kick the shit out of both of them. You have a go-to karaoke song. God damn it. I was just thinking about this this morning. So, you know, when I was drifting around there during those years in college,

there was a minute where I was going to be an opera singer. And I ended up continuing that training all the way through medical school. So I sing. And I get sold as a, I'll sing national anthems at ball games. No. NHL games the best. Holy shit. You're out of the ice.

It's like singing in the shower. Wait, and they say now to sing the national anthem, Dr. Drew? The King so far. But anybody else wants me to do it. I love doing that. Holy shit. Yeah.

And I've lost, Mary, I did the bass singer. Oh, yeah, that's right. And in any event, so that my era was a long time ago of the kinds of stuff I liked singing. It was really because they're classical musicals. And so if ever I would leave you, I'm going to come fly with me and stuff like that is what I do. It's a classic, I mean, karaoke is trashy intrinsically, but then you're doing come fly with me. That's pretty good. Man, he's pretty good.

All right, whatever. Any beekeepers in the family? No. Thankfully. When was the last time you were at an Applebee's, TGI Fridays, or Olive Garden? Or anything similar to that? Yeah, I have not frequented that. I remember being in Birmingham, Alabama and being at Applebee's.

And it was. Michel and Star down there. Yeah, it was. They really enjoyed it. Oh, no, it's a TGIF. It was TGIF Fridays. And that was about my last time. How about Foggedy Chow, Benny Hanna, Outbacker, and IHop?

I hope my sons love. They played football, too, and they would do that before. So, yes, but that was back when they were in high school. All right. I have two-nine. I have triplets. I have 29-year-old triplets. Oh, shit. Really? Yeah. And they were, no, a girl. And they were good football players, too. They were better than me. I had them. I started with sort of junior all-American with them when they were little, and they really learned how to basics. And so they were good football players. The Pogo to whatever. Fogo da Chow. I think I did something like that recently. Yeah. I think I did that. That's where they give you like the card. I say, keep it coming or don't. Or any Brazilian sake of.

It was a Brazilian stagas. It wasn't a chain. Have you ever been in an event where someone asked if there was a doctor in the house? Many times. On a plane or anything? And the term, yes, on a plane. The term doctor has been so fucking bastardized that I no longer say I'm a doctor. I either say I'm a physician or I'm the kind of doctor that when they say, is there a doctor on the plane, I stand up. Because people don't even understand what the term.

It doesn't mean medical doctor anymore. It can mean a musicologist, right? And so that's what I say. and I have just a couple nights ago I was on the middle of the street and somebody fell down I did my time You went over and helped them? Yeah, yeah.

Can you imagine coming too and Dr. Drew's over at the top of you? I'm gonna kiss him like Wendy Peffercore. Wait, wait, it happened on a plane once. So I was on a plane. You got your Bajudo in your hand? Can you hold this please? I think it was a Southwest flight.

I'm knee deep in a Shawshank here. Let's go! I kind of like Southwest. I like the whole vibe of it. I think it was a Southwest flight. You are. Next you're going to tell me your spirit. I bet you really let your hair down

on these cruises too, by the way. The Hawaiian shirts come out. Probably like a Jimmy Buffett cruise or something. D.L. when I'm on a cruise. But I was, I could, I heard the guy talking on the phone behind me and I could tell he was an intensive as or oncologist or something. And they go, Doctor on the plane.

So he and I stood up. We went over this woman was sort of losing consciousness. And she was, you know, we took care of her and whatever. And we stabilized her. And she looks at him and she goes, I'm a huge fan of yours. We take a selfie with me. So I. But you check my volume.

I literally selfie with her after we hit the ground and before the paramedics came on and took her. She got the oxygen mask going. Yeah, yeah. Is there much you can do in the moment on the plane? Because I'm like, it's not like he got like your little bag with him. Well, they're kind of limited. They do have stuff. But you're also doing assessment and how bad is.

Trying to see what's wrong. If you had a tracheotomy somebody on the plane, could you? Like they'd do in the movies? I always fear that I would be called upon to do that. I could, but I have very little experience during that. And I would be bad at it. Don't you have to have a certain kind of pen on you to do that? Yeah, you have to have a whole certain kind of a lot of stuff.

Yeah. To do it properly, you have to really, you're not as easy as you think. I didn't think it was easy. You got to hit the exact right spot, man. McGiver makes it look pretty easy. I don't know. And I don't know, you know, I really actually worry about it because I'm not sure that, you know, these pens are going to be enough for somebody to get air through. You know what I'm saying?

I don't think that's going to do it. Not my mom, Blanc. What do you do it? Airway management. Yeah, I had it at a football game. My kids are playing. and I noticed across the field one of their friends was doing

one of these back and forth kind of things like he didn't know what to do and I thought oh shit there's a problem so I just started running and I went over there and there's one of their peers a kid I liked a lot seizing and I thought

oh shit it's either neck or bleed into his head and I had to breathe for him and I had to do all the stuff and his dad standing over me going he's going to be okay right and I'm thinking oh my God the best this is going to be

is like wheelchair no language and the next guy to show up about 15 minutes later was the head of the ER down the street. He called for a neurosurgeon. We got him right into the operating room. And that kid went to, you know, was in chemistry class. And you're going with them from the field to the hospital?

The ER doctor did. I was just, by the time that guy came. Hit the snack bar. I was just breathing. He wasn't really breathing. I knew. Once I had a real nail by your guy. Once I knew it wasn't a neck.

It was brain. I knew the brain. He was kind of, it wasn't really seizing. It was just sort of like. this when your brain is fucked up like that you can't breathe yeah it's haywire yeah you're sort of shaking as though you're having a seizure have you ever going on the chopper with anybody and landed on the on the roof uh i've been in a chopper has something to do with the upcoming tv that i'm doing okay all right all right we can cut that out yeah do you have cash app uh like pay PayPal yeah

no no no no no no okay how much cash do you have on you now let's see and what kind of wallet he has? Is that a to me? No, my son gave me this. I think it's a... Is that a Metro card? Yeah? You take the fucking subway?

I think I got here. That's it. Get them out of here. I do this thing now with the Metro. I do the phone. Oh, that's real nice. Yeah, I know. You feel like a fucking Rockefeller rolling in there.

What am I doing? So I have 50. 50, a 20... $95. $95. Not bad. That's responsible. I think it's been the same for about seven months.

Doc don't throw the cash around I love running the trains here I love it It's so convenient It's so great I just I love this city I love this city Man he's a good guy

There's nothing like that in L.A. You can't stroke I know A car everywhere Jesus Christ And I guess by the way The roads don't work there The freeways don't work

It's all jammed up They're all jammed up here And Docs homeless Like a zombies walking between you and stuff We were just in L.A and you know There's a lot of crossover Between us being in New York

And the comics It comes from L.A. And everything Everybody in Lod L.A. thinks New York is like a hellscape and everybody in New York thinks L.A. is a hellscape. You are right. Yeah. New York was a hellscape during COVID. I didn't like it. It's not great anymore.

No, no. I just talked to a couple of New York police officers just on the subway stand. Someone was a fan and wanted a picture. Of course they were. You're fucking Dr. Drew. And I said, you know, I said, look, you know, I, because I haven't been here four months. That's unusual for me. I'm usually here all the time because I found it depressing to come here. It was four months ago. Shitty. and now it feels more like New York City. A little bit, yeah.

I think it's the tourist and stuff. A bit of a heartbeat coming back, for sure. And I talked to him, I said, you know, I feel good. I think it's going okay. She goes, no, they're horrible. And I go, and I go, well, it's because you guys are dealing with it. That's why it feels better for us. So thank you.

It's very true. So we have so much white trash stuff. I can't even, we have, but it all, it's the magic castle in through my wife's side. And so we got to, it's the magic castle in that boy. What's one thing that she does where you're like, You might draw a line of like we're not doing that or you know You guys do food bars or anything like that?

I wish you would Spend it all the loot over there I know My dad fucking turn her over in his grave I had a two for one for that I insist she buy clothing on sale though I can't do it either way Real Reel is a

Have you guys had a whole turkey on any of their day but Thanksgiving You ever do a whole turkey for dinner? She does duck I know I'm sorry goose Goose. That's even class here. Goose is very clear. She's check.

And she really values that. My wife's check. Same thing. Big on the goose. Good looking people. Healthy people. Yeah. You ain't lying.

It's true. And yeah, she'll do goose just. It's usually in preparation for a holiday, but she'll just do it sometimes. Do you guys do surprise parties in your family? No. No. No. Surprise parties?

Very nice. Yeah. Have you had a lunchable or a bagel bite in the last 365 days? No. way he's eating prosciutto on a plane well but i but i'll go to lunchebles if i'm stuck really yeah but i don't think i've found i found so many other ways to get meat and cheese that i don't think i've done lunchebles in long way oh but i'm not beneath it okay you caught a cheese man you like caught cheese yeah do you have any bumper stickers on your car no what kind of kind what are you whipping in around then car yeah

it's a it's a it's a late model Porsche cayenne okay the schovi yeah the uh my can't mccan oh yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is nice. But after I had COVID, I backed into a, this is two years ago, I backed into a pole. So it's got a huge dent in the back. I refuse to fix it. Wait, what? Because it was such an assholeish move.

I want to remind myself every day what garbage I am. You're driving around and a banged up horse, dude. He's taking cruises. I don't know what the fuck. He's on the subway. He's got 95 bucks on them. What's the miss is riding around then? An Audi.

Nice. Okay. There we go. The Audi is the classy, is the classy understated look. Very classy. Yeah. But I think we're really thinking about getting rid of all that and doing some kind of electric car or something. Okay.

It's just getting so ridiculous to California. It's fucking $5, $6 a gallon. Yeah, it's getting crazy. They said we just crossed the threshold of that 5% of the cars being bought are electric. And they say that's kind of 30. But I don't see where it's going to, the expense and the impact on the environment. It's going to be about the same. It's going to be the same.

It just drives you crazy. easy to fill up for $150 every time you go to the gas station. Sure. You guys own a drone? Do not. No drone. No drones. That's interesting.

I would think my sons would get into that, but they do not. Have you ever left a bad Yelp review? My wife has. Okay. I have not. Nice. Do you know the situation? I can't, but I know she has.

I'm sure she has. I've seen her talking about stuff once in a while. Let's say you get invited to a wedding, all right? One of the kids, one of their friends are getting married. You go to the wedding. What are you putting in the envelope? What are you dropping on the wedding? Cash-wise?

We don't tend to bring cash. We tend to buy stuff. Okay. And because I have a problem, I have my wife to it. I just close my eyes. Okay. You don't even look at it. I don't even look at it.

Okay. It's too painful. It's the classy answer. I don't know that that's classy. Let her take care of it. It's just pathology. It's psychopathology. This guy calls it Lexi season.

Let's say you and Corolla go out to dinner. Yeah. With, you know, whoever. We do it all the time. Okay. We go by ourselves a lot. Who's picking up the check? How do you guys?

We usually split. Split it. Yeah, but we've gone back and forth a few times, too, but he's all about equity. Oh, really? Yeah. We get a steak and a martini and a salad very often. Really? Yeah.

That's what you like martinis? That's what he likes. I don't really like it that much, but I'll stay with him. What are you drinking? I like a glass of wine. Glass of wine, red wine. I'm on this no carb thing, right? So I flipped over to Chablis, strangely.

We were in France a year ago, and I found Chablis. I don't know what that is. They didn't barely have it anywhere. It's hard to find. I make it even classier, Dr. Drew. I can't understand why it's not around. You're not ordering a court's life. Too much carbs.

I know. I'm trying to get off the booze myself. I really am obsessed about the carb thing, and I've been drifting for a while. I was really, I was very religious for about three years. I don't know if he hasn't done carbs in two years, so, you know, I'm not sure if it's work. I don't know. I put on 12 pounds.

Let's get into the big hitters here. All right, good. Are you peeing in the shower? Oh, sure. Really? Sure. That's a doctor saying that. Remember I have prostate.

cancer, right? And so I had my prostate removed. Okay. So it's a little harder to control things like that when the heat comes on, right? You know what I'm saying? You know, I mean the water, the hot water. The heat comes on. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? No, but I shave in the shower. You shave in the shower.

And you know, I was doing some sort of. He does have great skin. Do you have a mirror in there? No. I do it all without mirror. But it's a problem in Southern California because we have to save water. We have a big drought. And so it's like, shit, I turn the water off, all over its whole thing.

But I, for you. I was bleeding every day. Yeah, man, you're shaving blind. No, no, no, not shower. And finally this guy goes, well, that's not right. A guy, a journalist that specialized in shaving. I just, I don't know why I ran into this guy and I was talking to me. I got bleed every day.

What do I do? Because that shouldn't happen. And he goes, if you tried this, I tried everything. And finally he goes, do it in the shower. And that took care of it. Wow. Just using a regular like Bick razor. I do, I have a whole procedure.

I do a pre-s shave. I do a brush. I have a couple razors I use. You know, Russia's classing. I go at it kind of easy and then really get at it. Wow. Damn. Yeah, it's a whole ridiculous thing.

Shaving. OCD. I have OCD in case you didn't know. Join the club now. You're in good. I have anxiety disorder, a journal has anxiety disorder that sort of drifts towards OCD. What's the sleeping situation?

King size bed, I assume, right? Yes. California King. My wife is very territorial. If I come towards her, I'm on the edge. You're pushing me off the bed. Yeah, I get that all the time too. Do the dog sleep in the bed with you?

So I didn't tell you the story The other dog is a dog we acquired From my mom when she passed away She got it as a rescue It's this little piece of shit It's this shit's name of a dog that we now love It's like half Jack Russell Half Chihuahua

And that dog sleeps on the bed with us The other one has a Great Great And how many pillows do you personally use I assume you have Significant others that are pillow people Because I wouldn't know women

We're so into pillows If we're not for my wife There's like 19 pillows on the bed. I used two. You used to. So do you have two below your head? Yes. You don't hug one or put one between your legs?

No, no. As I've gotten older, I've got shoulder or neck and stuff, so I have to like... So it's just two pillows you sleep on your side? If I sometimes, it depends on my shoulders are doing. Okay. They literally trigger the pain and wake me up. And you guys have a, do you have a fan on you when you sleep? No.

Do you fall asleep with the TV on? No. I have, but not routinely. Do you read before you go to bed? Sometimes. Oh, that's pretty good. that's pretty good kippy what do you got for them uh how do you feel about the rotissory chicken well you get a rotissory chicken yeah from the supermarket for like 899 or whatever yeah yeah

you do and then do you just eat that or do you was that like for the meal for dinner well you and your wife's sort of available like my for my non-carb intake sure for picking for a little bit of grazing yeah grazing picking now do you guys will you guys do frozen pizza at the house we have we're spoiled by new york you know okay Yeah. All right. Pizza, pizza will get like California Pizza Kitchen once in a while.

Okay. That's the classiest of the frozen pizza. What about in Cali? It's not. It's the most like chain pizza. Yeah, but it's better than a DiGrono. It's better than, you know.

I don't, I disagree with that. I'm saying it's classier. I'm a DiGrono man through and through, but I'm a dirtbag. I'm talking to an esteemed doctor over here. If you get pizza at the house out in California, you guys will just order from regular pizza place.

Uh, there's no domino's showing up to your house. Uh. Really? Not regulate at all, but I'm sure we've done it. I'm sure we done it. There's a group of people. But, you know, we have this place called Big Mamas that has a pretty decent person.

Probably pretty good. Shout out to Big Mama, huh? Have you ever microwaved bacon? Oh, yeah. Really? Yes. Not from raw, but to reheat. Routinely, routinely.

What happens if you get an egg that has two yolks in it? Will you eat it? Hell yeah. And celebrate it. We eat quail eggs. Yes. Huh. What kind of?

coffee pot do you have at the house? We have, we drink a lot of coffee. Okay. And so here it's a, I think it's a, I think it's like a quezon art. And at home it's like a Mr.

Coffee. Okay. bits of, but the big pot. No espresso machine or anything like that? Should we have the net espresso thing? Okay. My wife likes that once in all.

I hate that shit. Garbage disposal at the house? Hell yeah. Oh, it's, Southern California. Everybody has those there. Okay. Do you have a, I'm assuming you have,

how many, let's just put it this way. How many refrigerators are, on the property. At her home home? Yeah. Yeah. Probably got an outdoor one. You probably got a garage.

You got the kitchen. We have outdoor. We have kitchen. The kitchen also has a drawer thing for two drawers for drinks. Okay. And then there's a mini bar. There's a bar with this refrigerator. That's what I'm talking.

That's probably the classiest answer. If you were going to have a beer, yeah. What would you have? I like coronas. Okay. Yeah. Because it reminds me of being down a Baja.

Sure. Okay. A lot of lime in there. Uh, if you make a purchase, will you get cash back? If I'm owed it, what do you mean? No, like, what's your dad talking right there? I know, that's what I'm saying. He's always,

give my fucking change, lady. He's always the back of my mind. No, you go to like a CVS. You got 10 bucks you want to give me? If you go to a CVS and you're about to pull a knife on you. You're buying batteries with a debit card. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. No, no. No. Okay. Yeah. All right. Fair enough.

Do you open your eyes underwater in the pool? Fuck, yeah. I think of a pussy or something? I hope I was in the ocean if I need to. I was a lifeguard. I had to find people underwater sometimes. His eyes are closed just reaching around. I don't like it, but do you have to do it.

Swim with his glasses on. You just got sunned by Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew just called me a pussy. My mom's going to be thrilled. Can you juggle, Doc? I had been able to, but I don't know if I could now. Do you know karate? I took karate classes when I was a kid.

I really don't. but from a guy who was Elvis Presley's bodyguard. Forget his name. That's also something somebody would lie about too. No, no, he was, because this guy had a car that Elvis gave him. And he used to tell us about it. And he was, shit, I remember his name. He's in the, he's named in some of the books and stuff.

Really? Yeah, yeah. Raleigh from Elvis. Isn't that funny? But I was like six years old. Oh, yeah. That's the age that karate is acceptable. If you're doing karate in your mid-20s, it's a tough look.

Did you buy any chance, part-time? participate in hands across America. I don't think I did. Did you go to Live Aid or Band-Aid or anything like that? I saw it, but I didn't go anywhere. Okay, you didn't go to me. Do you know how to use chopsticks? Hell yeah.

Is there magnets on your fridge? No. No magnets. Which is interesting, right? I thought about it the other day I was going to get somebody that. We don't do magna. Let's don't do that. Have you ever taken a bath at a hotel?

I'm sure. Oh, yes, yes for sure. Really? Can you play chess? Not well. Okay. Do you know anybody that's ever worked at Hooters? I'm sure I do

but not off not somebody I'm close to okay celebrity rehab yeah yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah pretty good have you ever have you ever used the thigh master no but I know

Suzanne summer's very well really that's awesome I can't believe I just have Dr. Joe if you ever used the thigh master let's say you were

you'd ask me anything this is getting better better why don't you get some really wild stuff going come on

I'm ready for you guys I know the shit of that list You're afraid to ask me. I'm kind of keeping it in the middle of the road. I want you to ask me, shit. All right, how big's your dick, doctor? Eight and a half.

Eight and a half? Holy shit. Seriously? Something like that. I don't know. I've measured years. Let's go. Is there a doctor in now?

No, seven and a half. My fuck, I don't know. Eight and a half. That sounds too big. That sounds too big. Have any celebrities that you've never met DM'd you a picture of something on their body and said, do you know what this is?

That I've never met, no, but that I met yes. I'm sure you're fielding a lot of, like, friends and colleagues. Yes, all the time. And so, and I really feel strongly about doing it, too, because I had an extraordinary clinical experience, right, that almost no one has now across critical care, general medicine and psychiatry and addiction. And there's no one person that sees that spectrum anymore. That scope, yeah.

They're all very, very specialized. And I just want to give that back. If people have questions, I'm happy to get a half. Well, you are now my primary care physician. I got something on my leg. I want you to take a look at it before we let you get out of here. Done and done. Will you, when you're eating a burger, if you eat a burger, will you cut it in half?

Rarely. Rarely. Now, when you're eating the, you remember, I get the lettuce wrap stuff. Sure. I may eat it with a knife and fork, too. Classy, classy. Classy. Nothing better in and out, guys.

Nothing better. So what I was going to ask you, let's say you are at a grocery store. Say you're buying a gallon of milk Will you take the first milk that's there Or will you reach back and get the milk from behind it I will look at the dates You'll look at the dates And you'll dig back to find the newest one

I won't try too hard but I will You'll do a little date examination Anybody in your family Or you ever claim to have seen a UFO No Okay Will you use the safe at a hotel Yes

Really? My wife uses it all the time I will not She uses it every time I have to struggle with it. Are there magazines in your bathroom? I used to read a lot in my bathroom, but they were like medical journals and philosophy books. Okay.

Not like a sports illustrated. No. Leafing through a southern hospitality. Magazines sort of don't exist anymore. Yeah, they're kind of phased out. You bring your phone when you're on the toilet? Yes. You do.

100%. Can you name any of the guys from pawn stars? By, I could, I would I be able to identify them by sight? Yeah. At least the two guys, the main guy in the sun. Okay. Who's got a big beard now. I almost have recognized him.

Rick Harrison is a gentleman. Yeah. And Chumley. Shout out. Chuckly. Chumley, yes, Chumley, yes. And big horse, huh? And the old man.

I love those guys. Do you wipe front to back? Front to back. Front to back. I'm not a terrorist. Do you peece sitting down or standing up? Standing up, but, but, yeah, standing up. I mean, it's, again, everything's a little because of my prostate.

disease. Sure. But it's standing up. What's the undies situation? What do you do? Boxer briefs. Boxer briefs. The gentleman.

Tommy John. Don't you guys advertise Tommy John? We're not a Tommy John guy. But we're open to it. Tommy. I don't know who we are this week, but we're probably somebody. What do you sleep? I mean, nothing or my boxer brief.

Really? Depends what we're into that night, the wife and I. Sleep and naked. Right. Sometimes we're busy that when we go to bed. Is what I'm saying? Or in the morning? That's what I'm talking.

And by the way, it's sort of, we're not. It's kind of a message that it's time. Sure, sure. Have you ever owned your own pool queue or bowling ball? We have a pool table. No bowling ball. You guys shy away from the sexual stuff.

I notice you pull right back from... Yeah, we're repressed Irish Catholic, all right? We're talking to an expert. My wife and I have a lot of sex, yes. You want to talk about it? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Shout out to the doc. You own a pocket knife?

Probably somewhere, but not in recent time. Is there a painting of you and the family anywhere in the house? No. There's a kind of a picture. painting of our kids when they were little. Okay. I see, though. Have you ever gone to watch

the implosion of a building? I've watched it plenty online, but never gone to see one. Okay. I've sought it out online. The Dune's Hotel going down was my favorite. Really? That's fucking weird. That has real building seven vibes.

My mom used to perform this. I never finished the whole story about her. So she was an opera singer herself. Right. When she was absconded with by the old man, the 60-year-old man. And she was 18 or 20? Do you know who that star was?

Yeah, I could never remember his name. I just can't. So it was like Errol Flynn or anything like that. No, but he was one of the most prolific Western stars of history. Damn. And she lived apparently by the Librea Tar Pits, you know, sort of in that area. And she would always regale us with stories about her because she ended up in films and film noir. And she ended up singing for big bands.

And so she's opened the Dunes Hotel. That's what she. So that Dunes sort of fascinates me, I guess. That makes sense. Before the tower when there was a big. genie on the roof. Do you know those pictures? Sure. Jeannie on the roof. No, you don't. Jeannie on the roof of the Dune's Hotel last baby. I've seen. I've seen the picture.

I see the pictures. Okay. I wasn't hanging out with same. No, I just figured it was so obscure than no one had seen that. And she was regales with stories about her friends like Carolyn Jones and Barbara Eden and she would hang hang with Hank Bancroft a lot. These were her friends. Sure. And her stepson's, when I talked to him, he goes, yeah, my damn drawing a lot. And that's probably why she left. And he was a little, he was not a great guy.

and but they would have these couple over every Sunday night. They had a party every Sunday night. The man, he told me his name, he didn't stay with me. It was some sort of well-known character, movie actor. Okay. And he goes, the mom, the woman of this couple, I don't know, you may have heard of her. You ever see Granny in the Beverly Hillbillies? I'm like, what?

Jesus. I was saying Irene. She's somebody. There's something, she has another wild story that actress. She died on stage in Pippin right here on Broadway. Oh, really? Yeah. And in event, I was like, you should never mention that.

My whole childhood I watched the Beverly Hillbillies. And she never said, oh, yeah, I knew her. Party. Irene Ryan. You guys ever go to Sandals? You ever go down to sandals? You ever go down to sandals? No, but I was in one of our cruises, we end up at a sandals-adjacent beach. Okay. What about hedonism? You ever go down there? No. Get freaky-diki. But there was a guy. Do you want him? Back on Love Line, we used to make fun of some of the people with some of the videos that were online with that. The ripping and the tear. The ripping and the tear.

The ripping a tear guy. Oh, ripping it. Dr. No. Rick. He don't Rick. Yeah. We used to make so much fun of that guy.

Oh, man. I've been dropping ripping the taron on here for like two months. The ripin and the tar and the wild women, the wild women. The ripping of the terror. The ripping and the terror. Ever spent any time at the Playboy mansion? Yes. I'll tell you that.

Whoa. And we actually tracked that dude down. Oh, shit. He was like a social study. teacher in Arizona. It was like he was really like really weird. You got to see the video. It's a wild. It's just a guy getting interviewed at hedonism.

And he has others too. We found other. We found other. Deep, deep cuts. So anyway, what do you ask me? Do I have a Playboy? Playboy. So the release, the release party or the whatever it was for Love Line back in the day was there.

I did politically incorrect. I used to do that show all the time. And he would occasionally do that at the Broadway Mansion. I did that. And then I went with a friend of my friend of over there to have lunch with a guy that ran the Playboy TV. Lunch. Yeah, they served lunch in there.

What did you have? I don't remember. I don't remember. But I was, I found it so discus. Had the bunny burger. Lettuce wrap. But it really weirded me out at that point. I was like, oh my God, you guys are all 75 years old. Yeah. It's weird. It was like a restaurant or like they're just serving lunch like a house.

Just serve lunch in the bedroom, dining room, yeah. Yeah, it was very, very weird. Find a condom in your cob sound. I mean, it was like, yeah, the first time I was there was the Love Lion launch party. I was like, hey, it's cool, the Grotto's here, you know, the zoo and everything. And I remember I became friends with, oh, crap, I'm blanking on his son's name. Tommy Haffner. Yeah, I can't remember his name right now.

But he was a little kid sitting in the window, I remember when we had that launch party. Jesus. He's a good guy, his son, good, good guy. Cooper, have to. Cooper, thank you very much. And, sorry. Growing up in the playboy, man. Cooper's a very good guy.

Smart dude. Have you ever gone ghost hunting? My wife has. She's big into it. She's way into psychics and ghosts and all such. Do you believe in ghosts? No. I don't know what she's doing over there.

Listen, I love my wife and whatever she's into. Who am I to say? You know what I mean? I have humility. I have humility in all things. I try. Have you ever seen the Harlem Globetrotters play? Not in person.

I think of recall. Back to my mom and the psychic. thing. So my wife used to have a psychic podcast, all her friends are psychics. Okay. And she had my mom on for one, and it was actually like While she was alive? Yeah, yeah. And she came in and it was

God, it was a famous psychic. I'm not remember who it was right now, but Chris Angel. He's a mind freak. He's not a psychic. Everybody knows that. Chris is also a friend. Chris is a friend. Caratop's friend. Really? You know Chris? Your boys with Angel? Yeah, yeah. Oh, shit. He's a really good guy. Really good guy.

That's awesome. I was a big fan of the show. Hey, Chris. I don't think he's watching. Could be in the room. He could pull that off. He could. But so, yeah. My watch is gone.

That was the funniest thing you've ever said. Not a high bar, my friend. Now you're shitting on both of us. You set me up. He said they call me a pussy. So my mom calls in. He doesn't know it's my mom. He doesn't know who's calling in.

And he goes, okay, well, let me see. And he goes, first thing, she goes, oh, your husband's here. And she goes, oh, more my dad. And he goes, no, that's not who it is. He says he's your first husband. And she goes, I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, nice. Take it to the grade.

Yeah, shout up to your mom. Yeah, she can insist. And the guy got pissed. He's like, no, no, the guy insists. He's your first husband. And she goes, I don't know, you're mistaken. Your mom turns into Paulie Wall. and that's who you've been talking to.

Holy shit. I think I'm pretty good here. Do most people like answering these questions? These are great. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me some hard balls. Come on. That's the thing.

They're not. It's all, you know. It's all just general stuff. Yeah. I guess it makes it clever. What would be a hardball question in your mind? I don't know. Yeah, we sneak it back.

I'm used to people trying to humiliate me. I'm used to people trying to humiliate you. No. No, no, no, no. Not at all. You're crazy? We asked you about your piece. I don't know what else you want to reveal.

All right, you want to RU Garbage Hard Bowl? It's a classic. Okay. Growing up, did you drink milk with dinner? Uh, I probably, maybe early on, but not later. Did you with your kids drink milk? I had one kid that really liked milk, and my wife likes milk and we'll drink it with stuff. Okay.

But I, probably as a kid, I drank soda. Really? Yeah. Yeah. What's your go-to soda? When's the last time you had a soda? Yesterday? Diet Coke.

Yeah, yeah. But regular soda. Oh, I don't drink. I don't. Never. What about back then? It was Shasta. Shasta root beer.

I remember Shasta root beer. I remember Shasta, Red Cup or the red can. Had the little wave going down. Shasta was the coolest guy, the biggest head of the root bears. We like that. Yeah. Obviously, you don't need any fast food. Shit, my shoe, the soul's coming off my shoe.

That's how much I just realized that. Right now? Yes. Look at this shit. Look, watch. This guy's a bozo. What do you do? He's got a nice pair of Chelsea boots on.

So I don't know what's happening. Now, will you get that fixed or throw them out and get a new pair? You're getting that fixed. It depends on how much of cost. What's going to happen is I don't put some super glue on it. I'm going to put some super glue on it. If that doesn't work, I might get rid of them. Your doctor throwing your super glue and your shoes?

Yes. What do you think? It's, again, it's another one where it's like right down the middle of life. He is right down the middle. He's cruises, but their boutique. It's this, it's that. I'm trying to think what more a good example of my wife's white trash stuff. I mean, you know, fights at weddings, lots of that kind of stuff.

Throwing down at her family's weddings for sure. Oh, yeah, for sure. Really? Where's her family based out of now? It's Orange County. Well, everyone's pretty much gone. Everyone's gone. But it was Orange County, Los Angeles.

Fights at weddings. You got to step in? No, because one of her cousin-in-laws-up. There was a fight at our, there was a fight at our, listen to this. Dr. Drew, you're digging a hole for yourself. We're a classy esteemed gentleman. So the, what do you call it when, a wedding party, you know, the wedding, rehearsal dinner.

Rehearsal dinner. No, no. The reception. Shower, wedding shower. Okay. Put on a big wedding shower for it. Bridal shower. Bridal shower, exactly.

And we all, we're all there, we're outdoors. And all of a sudden we see the walls practically cave in from this bedroom. We're like, what is going on? Turned out, they took all the women's purses and dress and, you know, sweaters and things that put them in this one bedroom. Some dude, pretend. to be a caterer and was in there rifling through everything. Nice.

And the guy whose mother's house it was went in there and found him called the cop in, and they beat the shit out of this guy. And hog tied him with wire hangers. There you can. Whoa, that's a little wild. He had a bunch of shit on him. He was robbing the hell out of everybody there. And we threw him in the ocean.

No, no, the cops came. I remember, I'll never forget. Charlie was the guy, was the cop. And he goes, I had to use. what did he call it like necessary force he was like just enough force to get to control the situation

was just a necessary yeah kind of tied up with a sweeper cord where do you get your haircut uh my wife was a cosmetologist white trash okay she didn't graduate

during during during high school she got her cosmetology thing because she got depressed and left high school and she makes it like a like a hobby out of finding places

and she tells us me where to go. So there's one place called Bravo in Pasoacca. Okay. How much does it cost? She used to give me a really ridiculous deal and I told her to please stop doing that. I think it's about $70, $50 to $70. Okay. Then what do you tip on that? All in.

All in $7.50. You do massages? No, I have. I don't really dig it that much. Okay. All right. I mean, I think we... I'm exhausting you guys. This is like, I feel like sort of a sort of exquisite.

Yeah. Well, it's tough to make it. If I'm being honest here, I mean, you're kind of right down a line. You're, it's the duality of man. I do, I do have one thing that might tip. Okay. By any chance in a non-celebrity capacity,

were you ever a contestant on the wheel of fortune? But you know that to be true. Wait, what? So, so. This case is close. Yeah. So a friend of mine, his first year medical school, and a friend of mine went on there and won a car.

And I was like, shit. I need a car. If he can do it, I can do it. And so I, you went on Wheel of Fortune to win a car? So it was the two weeks between medical school and residency. I had two weeks nothing to do. So I went down to Merv Griffin Studios, waited in line. We're talking what, 81, 82?

84. This is prime time. Wheel of Fortune. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And got on and just got my ass handed to me by the wheel. And it was, and I saw. I like to buy a number. What do you do?

And the woman next to me just cleaned up, just cleaned up. You forget that the wheel can go against you. You're like, I can do that. This goddamn thing's rigged, you jerk off. That's it, Doc. You're trash. I'm telling you right now. He's blaming the wheel.

And I was always afraid. That goddamn Van of White was paying off. Always afraid that that footage would show up one day. Really? And I was on Ellen about three or four years ago. Okay. And she goes, hey, we have a surprise. And I was like, oh, no.

And you being removed from the set of it. There was. It was as pathetic as I thought it was. He's got a big fro, bro. Oh, it's just a full 1980s cloud. It was horrible. And here's screaming about a setup. And Ellen asked a great question.

She goes, did you learn anything from this? And I said, yes, face your fears. This was a thing I feared more than almost anything else. And it wasn't that bad. It was exactly what I thought it was. It was awful. but I made it through. I love everybody Chobos is worried about

like tweets coming out or old DMs. He's like, I hope they don't get me fucking hitting bankruptcy. I got three whammys. I'm screwed. You're just such an asshole. I was an asshole when I was a kid. That's fucking awesome.

Ladies and gentlemen, the legendary Dr. Drew. This was fun. I could do this all right. Thank you so much. You're welcome back whenever you're in New York. Anytime you're in town, we'd love to have you. Is there anything you want the folks start to know?

Are there nasty questions in here or something? We have a card game. That's our card game. It's out of stock at the. a moment. State quarters. You ever collect them? They were big.

They hit in the 90s. I figured my brother-in-law, I'd done something like that, but no. It was like, collect them all. A lot of people thought that. Snake, weird, I was waking. I woke up this morning. I had a dream about somebody

his house I was going to, and they had a snake. And I thought, boy, that doesn't get more white trash than that. Yeah. Snakes, snakes are very trash. And I thought to myself, lizard. Lizards. Guinea pigs, gerbils, hamsters. Since you brought up the family.

Done this. Have you ever traveled across state line to buy fire? Hell yes. As a kid. Fuck. That's for hillbilly. That's hillbilly. And you kids, make sure you set them off in your hand.

And don't forget to call Dr. Drew. No scarface poacher. Lottery tickets, I have. Yeah, of course. But not like, you know. You doing scratchers? Not for real. Trophies on home now.

Not anymore. Put aftermarket products on your car. Like a spoiler. When I was a kid, it used to be a big thing to put, you know, stereos in your car. Yeah, stereos is huge. It's got neon lights on the denton. It's a thing. Too fast and do Dr. Drew.

I love these cards. Gone to a wax museum and a family vacation. Hell yes. You just made the promo reel for the next commercial for it. You're now a celebrity endorser. Do I have to go?

You don't have to. We can go get lunch if you want. What do you mean? Why don't I keep coming up with the same ones? You can give me a physical. Padded a toilet seat. But those those squirting ones are pretty good.

Hot pocket unless you're six five days. Here's one. and then we'll let you get out of here. Any family members hitting you up for cash? Not, well, yes, sure,

but it's not really the family members that are the shocker. It's when friends do it. Okay. Do you have a go to, are you like, ah, because we found out that it's, it's either like you have to,

it's very hard to either have to say yes to everybody or no to everybody a little bit. I hand it off to my wife. She does all the hard work. She makes a determination of whether they get it or not. Those Eastern Europeans don't play. She's better at saying no if it's appropriate. There you go.

Good. Holy shit. Dr. Drew, ladies you. We love you, buddy. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

We love you. We love you. com for all the pods. Love your way. TV for the streaming show. We do it at 3 o'clock, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursdays.

Your mom's house. We need more love over there. We need you guys at Dr. Drew after dark. We need your fans. Because for whatever reason, they've headed over to Two Bears One Cave. Those two guys are idiots. So head on back to After Dark.

We're a couple of have you guys on. We love that, email if you know, Tom. We're going to be in L.A. next week. We do it in Austin. Austin. Your mom's house has a whole

whole operation. Tommy's got a whole compound down there. He does, man. We'll have to come down and do it and line up some other pots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, guys, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you so much.

Gang, we love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.