Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Eating Paste w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: November 30, 2023

Are You Garbage is back with Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW TOUR DATES: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/ PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Aura Frames: https://auraframes.com/garbage Mint Mobile: https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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What a shirt where's trasher? I'm wearing a thrasher shirt and you're dressed like a couple of stage hands Oh, all right. The fight continued. Ready to change some sets a fellas. I think it's crazy that you guys look like a puppet true Doing children's theater What do you think's crazy Henry? Waiters at a new restaurant Just wear something black. We don't have a corporate we don't have a corporate Uniform I was always jammed up with that that first couple nights waiting tables before they got my uniform or whatever it is Man look like an idiot. Yeah, just wearing a vest

No, you know, you teach your aren't bitters. I'm looking at waiting tables a chip and nails Yeah, I always I was I was always pretty of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it. I'm not gonna get a little bit of it.

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It was so bad to where you could see the belly button. You know what I mean? Like it was like so tight. Oh, there was like, it was like a trampoline on my, on my, on my thumbtum. Man, that's a tough look. I would always, every new restaurant that I started working at, it was guaranteed that once I got the kitchen straightened out, once I had them on the team, couple of jokes,

couple of this, maybe a little bit, never. Sure. I was putting on about 50 pounds. So whatever they gave me, I was gonna bust through it like the Hulk. I remember the one restaurant I worked at after a couple of months my boss came in. He said the bartender is like man, he's been getting after it. Sky likes an appetizer. Check the family meal tapes. This guy is grubbing. Do you remember any teasers? Any teasers?

Let me get eyes on that. Are you talking about the Tyson any teasers, Frozen joints? Yes, I am. What's that? Checking Nuggies? Checking Nuggies, checking tenders. But they're not just for appetizers, Hank. Any teasers. Any Tisers. Wow. Oh, man, those hit the scene. Good night. Buffalo's trial, boneless chicken bites for a balanced breakfast. Send your fat little one off to the school bus. I freaking like blue cheese. I remember hearing any Tisers and being like, give that whoever came up with that, give them a raise. That guy's got to be hook line and sinkies.

Woo, woo, yeah. Shout out to the fucking any tizer. I think it's crazy. Now that I think about it more and more, you can't, you can't monopolize the black t-shirt. You just can't. It's well documented. And then like you do this like obtuse thing where you're like we're sitting there, we're sitting there getting recorded like, is that what you're going to wear? It's like, you mean the t-shirt I've worn in fucking 400 episodes? Yeah. Well you got

a little competition now pal, I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, there's a new magician on the block. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah, there's a new magician on the block. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha A mind that sings how you supposed to get a live if you can't say a punchline Do you know any minds growing up Did you ever go in like C-Wonner have like one come to school or new like mine? Yeah, we did what I roughed them up Some kids dad was a mine put me in a box fuck out of here Some Nobody can hear you scream some kids dad was a mine and he showed up He didn't they wasn't paying the bills with it sure. Some kids dad was a mime and he showed up. He didn't, they wasn't paying the bills with it. Sure, there's more of a passion project.

He had a day gig. Sure. But he came in in like fifth grade and just, I can't remember what it was for. It wasn't like parent day. I had two weird experience with that. I had that. Sky just came in through the white face.

Fucking skid. Fuck your butt. Yeah. Bro, you better say something right now. That sky just came in the white face fucking fucking fuck fuck your Bro you better say something right now. I'm gonna fuck you up Everybody out of these games fucking say something Somebody get him out of this box Um, it has to have been done, but a sketch of guys torturing a mom trying to get him to talk room it is fingernails up Yeah, he's doing this. And he came in and did it and he was into it, man. He had the black and white stripes.

He had the beret, the little red necker chiff or whatever it was. Man, we made fun of this kid for about seven years. Sure. Talk about it. Oh, look. that reminds me. I was at a buddy's birthday party. Might have been eight or nine-ish, maybe a 10 piece.

I had it at his house and in the backyard, you know, was it a hang? I was able to have like a, maybe like a basketball net in the driveway. It was just like, you know, kids hanging in the backyard. No real like huge Theme or festivities. I got you like a summer day. What I was hanging and banging and We're there having good time and then giggles the clown rolls up and Giggles was the mother of a of a classmate

Paul and Paul's mom was giggles and she would come to like you know of a classmate, Paul. And Paul's mom was giggles, and she would come to like, you know, she did like all the stuff at the school. She was all right. She could, you know, she was, I think that was her main source of it. They hit, they hit. They hit. Work in, man.

Yeah. The school was like, especially back then, man, you could really go foreign local entertainment. Yeah, they did like, we had like the Holland hoopty do that was like our, I'm saying this out loud as a wild is a 30. That was like our elementary school fair. You know what I mean? Like there was each room was like,

there's like a blackjack table. They have like Russian roulette in the gym, you know, somebody's mom stripping, doing a shower, doing a shower, Doing a shower. Showing the back. Forget about the 50 50. The Holland hoopty do sounds like a football play that shocked the world.

So I know it looks like the lining up for the Holland hoopty do. You kick it backwards, pitches in a coach, dropped from an airplane, man. The annexation of Puerto Rico. I like to call this one the annexation of Puerto. Well, dude, I remember here and then I brain exploded. Sleeper of a hit. Oh, man. Sleep, I don't think it was a sleeper.

Is that Edo Neal? Is the other car. Yes. EdoNeill, the guy that just got punched. God Rick Moranis. Rick Moranis. A lot of good kid actors in that too. Great. Shout out to the ice box. Yeah. That girl would really take you for it. Man, you know, I can use a lot more of Edo Neill. Put him in every modern family. Oh, he's great. Killed it. He's great. Um, not to mention his wife in the in Hachi Machi. I believe the word you're looking to technical trick.

It's the medical term on the Sophia. I got a man. She's all right. Beautiful. Palanted. Yeah. Uh, all three of them, you know, so I think I know you're insinuating crude and rude humor Man, we got the giggies today, but I'm over there at This this Holland hoopty. No, no, she would work though hoopty Do she was getting school district cash

Chetley, you know what I mean? Like they were paying her, she was the entertainment. Yeah. At all the different schools. So she was colliding. She was probably new to DA here. What's it called? Not DA.

Who's the guy that runs the school? Don't tell me. Super intended. Sure, they run the school. That guy was always a dick, wasn't he? Yeah. Every snow day got blamed on him. Every teacher.

Super intended keeps canceling school Dude, I remember the principal you're not gonna get out into log is 11 principal chewing my ear off about him one time I kind of remit this guy You'll get your smokers off this this my bus dude You know the middle of a dodgeball game buddy. We're thanking it tough break foley shit rolls down ill Bust of my chops But Giggles so giggles was there she did all right

It was she was she was the mother of Paul who used to eat styrofoam cups a lot from day to day shout out to P unit and That's what he's to call them. So you get when your mom's a clown dude. You're eating fucking... You're eating t- You're eating toilet paper eater. You're eating party supplies. How's that whistle? Ball.

That's not Steve. I never really ate anything weird. How cute are your moms do you? Oh yeah, that's right. And dog food. And dog food. A little dirt too. And three microphones last year.

I like a little dirt, the potting soil with the little white things in them. I didn't trust those. These tyrophome, John's? No, like a little ball. Those things you squeeze. That's fertilizer, dude. You're talking about soil, like top soil.

Yeah. Yeah, they have like little white balls in it. Yeah, yeah, that was like, that's a fertilizer pellets. Your farts must have been explosive. Con Santo got their hooks in here early. Yeah, I'd never eat and that and get yelled that. Yeah, it's for real. Rightfully so.

But not in public. I was never really a big paste guy. I just sit there on the bus. You guys got this. Did you just defend your eating habits? I was saying you didn't eat paste. I didn't. I like this.

It's kind of spear minty. Probably couldn't afford it. How do you know what it tastes like? I tried it. Pastor derves. Pastor derves at the end. Hallelujah. He did.

Hallelujah. He did. He did. He did. I'm okay. I just had a booger. Thank you. What's this in the spring outside of picture? A lot of haystacks around. No haystacks. I had like a thing where you could. Who was running it? Knights of Columbus? I let their fingers in the pot. I think it was the baguettes. Hell's Angels, the security. No, they don't make like a bad stone show.

Man, he's sick. I was sick. Who came up with that? Some tripped out teacher in the 70s, probably. Some draft draft Dodgers smoking doobies I might have been I think it was like a fundraiser thing you would buy tickets to it and stuff It was it was like the fundraiser and you could like you know go play a game Where you win a goldfish or you know, there was like a school store type thing? I don't know that's not whatever she was working them. She was doing pretty good It might have been like it was at least a part-time She might have had like another part-time job, but I mean I don't know. That's not whatever. She was working them. She was doing pretty good. It might have been like, it was at least a part time. She might have had like another part time job.

Right. I mean, I don't know if she was working full time. She was doing all right. It wasn't a surgeon. What I was trying to say. Um, but, so at this birthday, I can't believe I've, I never remember this. This is a birthday party.

We go out, we're all in the backyard and they go, okay. We have a special show for you. Come out front on the like, front patio. We go, okay, we have a special show for you. Come out front on the front patio. We go, all right, and it's my buddy's dad in a karate geek. I'm trying to crack into the business. Karate geek and a pair of doggers. He's on roller skates. And the thinnest planks you've ever seen and he got to snap. That's pretty cool.

No, they were they were a cinder block. I hope he broke his hand. Chuck Doris made it look easy. He blows at his bursts of sac. You think he can break through? If I'm drunk enough, I think I can. He blows at his purse or sack. You think he can break through it? If I'm drunk enough, I think I can.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's like, hey, me, hey, me the yager. Wait, it was the kid's dad. It was the kid's house. The kid, the house you were at, it was his dad. Yeah, okay. And the giggles, it was already there. So he's the close, he's close electric giggles.

He's closing. It comes out and we walk and do he's, at this point, he's. Hammer drunk. Hahaha. Intoxicated. About to score his children. No, it was, so he had, I wanna say,

multiple Cinder blocks stacked up on pennies to like give them, you know, so it was like a Cinder block Maybe like five pennies In each corner, you know what I mean? And then like a Cinder like so there was like a layer of okay? I don't know why I guess that's probably makes them break easier There might have been like four or five. It was big. It was you know, I mean it was like that big okay, and he's He's full zone. Did he do karate?, you know, I mean, it was like that big. Okay. And he's, he's full zone. Did he do karate?

Yeah, I guess. I mean, part time, I think. I don't think, yeah, I don't think it was his whole time gig. Okay. He's standing over top of it and dude, I've never seen, and me, I'm like, uh, this guy ain't gonna do this. You know, I've never seen there being like, no way he pulls this up. I ain't never seen him fucking the slightest of bait

in buying your mouth. Oh, dude, if I had a napkin with goldfish on him. No, but I would do pro-move for goldfish, put them in a red solo cup. That's how you eat goldfish on the move, my friend. Uh-huh, just shaking them like a sh-sh-sh-sh. Ain't gonna make that. I gotta pack a bubble tape, says he don't get to the first one.

Well, sir, your bet would have been all right. Yeah, he made it through the first one. A chop. No, like a, yeah, one of those. Like I'm coming down like a, like a palm of, okay? You know, like, yeah. Mm-hmm. And man, it was one of those where he was going, like, standing over going For my next trick I'm gonna go to the emergency room

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Yeah. You know what I learned on the, on that Delta flight? I was playing heavy. 500, 500 bucks a hand. Plenty money. Yeah. Uh, but you win more when you don't care. Of course, there's time to go to see that that's gonna be my strategy. What I'm gonna bet heavy. Okay, I think I might have blackjack figured out. Well, please, but why does that? Why does that? You don't.

Why do you get too cool if there's no skill involved? Why does the dealer win so much? Because you're trying to beat the dealer Right yeah What was that you don't know their card the odds are in their favor. Why I don't have all the statistics in front of me I think that's gonna be my game blackjack. Yeah, I would you getting on that? I think that's gonna be my game Blackjack. Yeah, I wanted to get on that. Yeah, it's, I mean, we played a lot on the cruise with me. You burnt big J norm into it.

Right. Petely and that other guy. Mm-hmm. What are you talking about? What, there was another guy next to me. Oh, yeah. He was a non-comic. Right, right.

He was like a production guy or something. I don't know who he was. Sorry, I'm about Luke. It's because the player goes first. So you're more likely to bust. Yes, exactly. You're acting on their, they're, they're acting under a set of rules

that never changes and you don't know their bottom card. Well, from now on, I'm going to let him go. I'm going to, please, sir. Go ahead. You got to wait. You got to add fucking pull that shit on me. Yeah. So you're trying to beat them,

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The element of surprise. Ha ha ha, boom, I busted. Ha ha ha ha, I got a 38. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, read it in a weep, sister. I got a 38 Read it a weeps sister You know what I taught myself on that flight was you were playing like word or something weird Oh, I do play that not word all Seducu. Hey wait the game I grew up banging with on man word find no Remember you would remember those that stuff used to melt my brain

remember those website you would go and have a but they'd have a bunch of games on them oh yeah yeah ebbs world ask it was like the easy games are dicting games like there was a got shit ton of those things and what we grew up playing with text twist not grew up playing but would dick around with was text twist it was gives you like scrambled word and see how many words You can make out of it. It was also on we got hooked on it because it was on the bar machine on the corner of the bar We can play like strip or a erotic Photo on they had that in me and pat and you know, we'd sit there and you just fucking you know just all night It got me drunk. You know try it. I was playing that but I taught myself to doku

That was hot for a while, right? Was it everybody playing to doku? Big time. I dude, it intimidated me. It's like chess to me. It's like, I'm not, I don't know. I'm not figuring that out. You know what?

You just call it chest? No, chest. No, I don't know how to play chest. Yeah, what's your fucking mind? Uh-uh. Do I have to do it in my family? Would ever teach me chess. Yeah, checkers, dog, kingme, pussy.

Yeah, never wants. Checkers. I, when we were like 13, Flip had a board at the house and we spent a lot of time at his house during the like in the summer. His parents were at work, so we just like chill there.

And a couple people like kind of had some of the rules. I know like only- You gotta have like moves and like that's all map That's that's real smart shit. No, I'm a highest end the highest level I know that like I think one of them goes up to and over three or over three and up to I do know the way that some of the move Ponds can go one at a time. Let's go one the castles can go straight up and back The broad can go anywhere. Just short as they do. And the king, that was he though.

He sets back at the house with the accident. He's got a little get to the castle. Ben, all these years you guys still find new and exciting ways to shock me without your dirt bag or anything. What are you taught with you now to play chess? Yes, parents were dorks. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Did your parents do crossword puzzles? Yeah. Really. Oh yeah. Man. On Sundays too. That's the hard one.

All the times on Sundays. Oh yeah. Whoa. Dr. D sitting down with a nice cup of Joe. I've never seen my mother pick up a book. Honestly. So maybe to hit the flies in your living room. I don't know. Man, I think you're gonna say hit him but flies in the living room.

The dog was peeing on a rug or something. Get some newspaper. No, I don't think I've ever seen my mom read anything. My dad tried a little bit. But I don't think Southern living and stuff like that. Southern living? Yeah. Well, I do declare it.

Big big bets of peace. Or not Cos Yeah. Well, I do declare it. Big bets and peace. Or not Cosmo. What's the other one? Hospitality. How to make a fact is. No. Home in living. Pen house.

No, never a big nudie guy. Maybe, what did you say it was? Home in garden. Something like that. Yeah. What's like to have this and then that and this is a 10 ways to upgrade your closet Maybe sports illustrated article they read the paper. I they read the paper. Mm-hmm, but never like

They windmob a crossword puzzle my step mom. She still plays candy crush, which is embarrassing Just here like I should mess you dad Rip it the paper down go Jesus Christ that clippers up to his old as your dad ripping the paper down, going, Jesus Christ. That clippers up to his old tricks. He liked the police report is really what they like. Good Lord, they're selling a four bars for $300. It's a steal.

They like to police report. And when the kid was in the paper, which senior year was quite a bit. What are you doing? Jesus, we got this. No, local fatso breaks another chair. Just a store under shake in his head Local idiot jokes on nickel Again

More on smish martin on page three I like the local paper Yeah, I don't I don't know I don't know if I knew anybody that did a crossword My stepmom was doing crossword puzzles in the TV guide every week. She'd sit there that they were a little easier That was like, you know, oh Yeah, they were very asking about mash and stuff like that. Oh, but then she got all in the family Weeners Man, I didn't understand it at all and then she got into Sedoku and she would see at a book of all That's all in the weeners. Yeah. Man. I didn't understand that at all.

And then she got into Sudoku and she would see at a book of all Sudoku, like a magazine. I remember like a word search book. Madlibs. I remember Madlibs. Imagine like a Madlibs, but it was just every page with Sudoku and she would just sit there. Yeah, I know those books.

You get them at the airport and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Madlibs are all right. Coloring book style. Oh my, can I get back into that? Is that is that just for kids Madlibs now they're fun Good clean fun dude hardest I ever left first time I ever was doing an adlib with my buddy madlib mad mad Madlib yeah, yeah, and it was We had just learned what like nouns and adjectives were and he's like give give me a job and I, dude, we read it.

I always shitting myself laughing at the end of his driveway. That always like, why aren't they doing this on TV? This is the funny, this is the funniest than anything I've ever seen, dude. We just did this. Crazy. That's funny. Oh, God.

I like the highlights when I was a kid that did a highlight. Sure. We never subscribed to anything. I could do those. I could do like, find a picture, you know, all that stuff. But that thing you did on the plane that one time. I know you couldn't find the picture. Holy shit.

Yeah. Well, listen, we fly Delta so much I have all the games memorized at this point or a lot of them. The photo hunt there, that's like, they don't change it enough. Photo hunt. Well, it's like, oh, is that how you knew where all those things were? Yeah. The roller skates and all that shit. No, I know what to look for in them. I know what they look like. That was a guy to be CIA level investigator to find that crap. Match dickin with the spoons and stuff like that. He's solid there. Let's go Yeah, that's a but

There was a question the Cornst corn star the coin star at the casino brutal which but think about it on their end I thought it was like oh, I'm scrounging change together to make a bet, but They probably go it's probably one of the only local ones in town, like, oh, bring your change bucket in here, and we'll get them to just be like, oh, we'll go gamble. Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. Take your voucher right over to the booth.

Right over to the table. Boom. Let it ride. Let it ride. If I had the option to put my coin star slip on red. That's, oh my god. That would be so much fun. I would go my friend. I would do it every time. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Wait till that two liter gets filled with quick knickles.

Let's get out of here. Let's go gamble. I know. Yeah. Hey, no casinos. Make a trip. There is. There's empire.

Empire. All right. Let's see. Excuse me. This one's from Dan. Are you garbage if you and your wife are in the driveway, ripping heaters and drinking that. He lights so often that your neighbors call you the outside people. Whoa.

That ain't great. Although fun. Yeah. I, outside people are fun till it's not fun. Does that make sense? I mean, the neighbors that are outside all the time. Yeah, it's like, it's fun if you do it once a week, but if it's like every day, it's just, then you're out there.

Things get way too, you get too comfortable. Are you out there? Are you out there? Causing a ruckus? In the burbs? Yeah. No, I'm out of the back. I'm, you know, I'm having a heater in the back. Throw the dog, throw the dog the ball and that's it.

Yeah. I'm not doing this. I remember those people you could never tell if they were home or not. They were just never there. That hell. Yeah. Oh, it's weird. Like, no cars and shit. No decorations, no Christmas, no Hanukkah. Those people you could never tell if they were home or not they were just never there. Mm-hmm. The hell? Yeah. Oh, it's weird.

Like, no cars and shit. No decorations, no Christmas, no Hanukkah, no nothing. No, no, no. Yeah, hate it. Like, you don't even have the light over the front door, like, you know, you fucking, what are you doing? You goddamn haunted house over here. Trim that grass, we?

I remember we split down in Wildwood. It was on like fucking 12th street in North Wildwood. My mom and aunt had rented a place for a month. It was two bedrooms. It was so as my mom, Joe, my aunt, my uncle, and then five kids in a two bedroom. And we were coming and got like my uncle was at

cops, so he was driving up and back like he'd come for three days leave whatever Same thing with my step that was homework and but we'll come down in the the wives were down there with the kids And we were just I guess my mom and my aunt stayed in the same bed and then all the kids just in one room I guess Animals Jesus Christ. I mean they're almost was there was almost a drop-down Fucking chaotic fight over someone opened The I think it might have been me the hot dog or the bread was nodded and someone just ripped it and then you know I mean that like so you couldn't close it again They just ripped it open because they couldn't get the nod out. That was a declaration of war. And it dude, everybody's like, it was Liam, it was Hank,

I think dude, every, because if ruined the loaf of bread, because you're down there, that's, that fucking salt air gets into that. That's just sitting there eating silent sandwich. Oh, the fuck, I think, I had to put money on it. It was probably me, I don't really remember though. But we had the back of the house. So there was probably me. I don't really remember though, but We had the back of the house so there was like one of the you know like a sure house is broken up into a bunch of different apartments We had the back of the house and the neighbors and the head had the front of the house that were real outside people

And man, we called them we called them the Springer's because they were out there like fucking having people in head locks and you stupid Motherfucker you stupid bitch screaming at each other. That was our entertainment because he had no fucking cable We're just fucking sitting there sitting there eating stale bread He instale bread with a fucking screaming cold coke watching the neighbors fight shout out to it here No one's he go over there. Maybe hit Ed's fun. Okay All right, let's see here. This is from Kip the skipip, shout out to you. Irish Hogi here, that's pretty good. Irish Hogi. And Irish Hogi's all right. Are you garbagey for mom dresses up as Santa

instead of your dad? That's not the good. I'd rather that than like a sexy elf or something like that. I give me the elf. You went in your mom dress only like a sexy elf? What? What? No, I don't know. And that'd be sexy. Do mission fools. You went your mom does only a sexy elf

Nah, I don't know and I don't have to be sexy do missin pop in around do missus. He said instead of your dad That's yeah, I'm saying if your dad so meaning that the dads around I mean, I'm it's a dad in around Mom's doing what she got to do I why she could easily do missus clause though missus. Claw. Let me tell you something about Mrs. Claw I got a dumper on it My dice cool winner Well heartbreak, huh? She don't get enough love You're not wrong. She doesn't Mrs. Claws now does she travel the earth spreading joy in a single night

She supports the man that she backs him up, dude Uh-huh, dude. We're wrapping on a present shit and making sandwiches and what the elves the elves well document is a army of slave labor there you go now she should I know what they should really lean into that a little bit more missus clause should be the one like reading stories or something like that mm-hmm I think they do do Mrs. Clark. I think all the malls will do some sort of good way for me to get out of doing Santa Claus every year. You get someone to do Mrs. Claus?

Yeah, they ain't bad. Pits out to my cousin, see what she thinks. Nah, but her house. But if you got, if you got someone, she sits down with like the nice, you know, the hair. That's in addition to Santa. If you got you with your frame, he's busy and you're acting chops. There you go, now he's in addition to Santa if you got you with your frame. He's busy and you're acting chops

There you go now he's in I know how to know how to abuse the big man. I kill it. Let's be honest sure do the whole thing Yeah, just tough. Remember all his reindeer names. Mm-hmm Vinnie Steve Gary I'm Gary I'm Tony I'm Rocco Stupid if my mom if I was six years old and my mom had walked in a Santa Claus I would have just looked at my brother been like so it's not real, huh? Yeah, no. Yeah. Yeah That's a tough look Yeah, that's tough, but hey if mom's doing what she's doing I respect it. They're on the frame to build and they're doing the beard and everything. I don't know I'm not there. I'm not this hillbilly

Yeah, just do miss this clause. Yeah, she got more love. She really should I'm with a dog keeps the goddamn family together Keeps the cocoa hot That's can I might get I might be all the needs to keep the family. Get that cocoa gets cold. Who represented her well? I can't remember who, somebody did a good job. Johnny Cockret. Somebody did a good job. Yeah, James up for all the case. Somebody portrayed her well.

Mrs. Claus. I don't know. The one with Kurt Russell was a Goldie Han. You see that? Goldie Han is Mrs. Claus. Christmas Chronicles. Oh, the first one. Yeah, we're smoked at Christmas.

Chronic. Like, see an angel. Like, see an angel. You want to see, you want to see elves? Oh, you want to get lifted? Christmas Chronicles 2. Yeah, Goldie on. Yeah, which is great.

Love Goldie on. Love Kurt Russell. Yeah, do you sell the favor? Do they sell together? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Goldie Holt alive. Yeah, I'm sorry. You're knocking wood on that. In national treasure.

Mrs. Claus, you're talking about. You never saw overboard. Yeah, four of them. I was up well. Yeah, it's a little. Yeah, I mean, that's a little heat. That's a little plot-flal. You pretty much kidnaps a woman It makes her be the mother of his fucking rat. It's not no kids Daily phone love

All right, this one's her native natter 10 dollar shareholder never have one red as a garbage move two and a half hours away from your hometown But then still go to a community college Oh, I mean why would you do that? I'm gonna have hours away from your hometown but then still go to a community college. Oh. Oh. I mean, why would you do that? Maybe it's a better program or something. The only thing in my head to pops is like more rural. Or you just wanna get the fuck out of,

you wanna get out of Dodge, you know what I'm like? I get out of here, I'm gonna get an apartment. What's, yeah, like what's the difference? You still saving money on that, you think? Rather than going over four year school sure Sure if you get just get an apartment on your own. Yeah, if you have money to get it I'm making up a number of you know I don't know where this person is but a thousand bucks a month to get an apartment

How many maybe he's maybe he's living with a buddy who already has a place is like hey, it's four hundred bucks a month And you go okay great. What does community college cost? Not much probably give me eyes on a semester at Montgomery County Community College. Okay, let me guess. I remember what Bucks was. If Bucks was... That's, that's,

all hillbillies learning people at Montgomery County Community College. I'll hold on, don't say anything though. Let me guess. You got eyes on it? Yeah. It's gotta be about What's their master's program like I

Don't know I ought to be perfectly honest. I couldn't remember the name of the school You just said so I said average cost of community college in America. I would say my gumbery County I would say community can I might not say it. I might not be public. I don't know Why wouldn't that be public doesn't every school public? I want to get in the door first. You don't know why wouldn't that be public doesn't every school public that when getting the door first you don't give away that information Good deal when I gotta be able to close these idiots I would say what this is gonna be some Ivy League community college it's expensive. I bet yeah to the nice part of town Yeah, 10k a semester no a year a year. That's cheap, isn't it?

What's college call a lot of money you said widen your costs 60,000 to fill out some coloring books and whatever else's as they teach over there It's good schools Community college ain't what they were like when you were a kid When I was a kid kid. When I was a kid, they're nice now. Yeah, they're teaching how to double for either for us. Wait, Jesus Christ, they have in state, so that joke to carry. You stink out of state. Who's doing that? I don't know. It's the guy you're talking about. Bucks is the same amount in state to wish in 9100 bucks out of state 133. What the fuck? What does that even mean? I don't know. What are you driving for maybe you driving from Jersey?

Yeah, that's that's still a lot of money a lot I'm gonna park and shit Yeah, that's still a lot of money. To a lot. Got a parking shit. Probably no cafeteria. There's a cat. I remember I went one time with my buddy. I think to like drop his books all, he was gone, he had crapped out. And I remember being like this, this ain't for me.

It was just like, it was, he was in college, right? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was like the summer and he was something and I remember being like, dude, this ain't this ain't it. Whatever whatever you think you're getting out of this ain't it. But I also have friends to the point use it so perfectly, especially with temple. cause like go there two years and then go to graduate from temple and you save fucking yeah. Uh, plus I knew a couple of my friends parents that when that had kids young and then went back to, uh, went back, got a net murdered it.

Just straight A's they were like 30 just killed it killed it killed it killed it killed it. Yeah. And then got like a really good job. And yeah, no, it, it makes if you use it right it makes sense and like looking back I'm like, oh, I could have just done two years at community college and saved fucking you know $50,000 worth of fucking debt

See if any community colleges have a have a football program. I got two years eligibility Let's do some do yeah, bucks does really how much temple is a year in state? $8 20 grand Yikes That seems low Why is it 60? I feel like mine was you did not graduate it does not matter. Yes, it does my dad still wrote to check

No, we didn't no, we did Dad still wrote to check. No, we didn't. No, we didn't. He didn't hit me up. You guys both still wound up in the same room, we're in the same shirt. Yeah, sucker. Still loan payments. Yikes. Maybe they don't have a football team. Baseball. Men's base, they have a basketball. Nah. I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal.

I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal. I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal. I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal. I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal.

I'm not sure if you're gonna get a big deal. What the fuck are you back in high school? They got golf, men's and women's tennis, men's and women's volleyball, a question maybe unseat, women's soccer, men's soccer, how spring sports, softball, baseball, golf, volleyball. Get me on the baseball team. A community college horse team is so oxymoronic it's that's insane why because it's like I mean it's like the richest yeah there's a version there's a version of people up like in an upper box yeah lower box a lot of people have horses lower boxes like very

rural northeast Philly upper box is like it goes up to like it's like actual country well I was thinking of like what's the horse dancing? No I'm not of all The electric slides Snoop Dogg and Kevin Hart watching that Never see that with the crib walk. Oh shit the horse crib walk because I don't get him in a video when it's Flexing on a set it's the funniest yeah so buddy look at the horse he crib walking because I gotta get him in a video

hey it's the shot of the snoop dog man that guy's been working fucking 300 years man speaking as well as his room keppie's left wink uh is it garbage a fly a flag of your favorite sports team or teams in front of your house? Yeah, man. That's a tough one even in the playoffs. Yeah, I Get it. I like seeing layoffs in the off season is the toughest look off season is a tough look down the shore down the You're down the beach Beach house. You're allowed. Yeah, you know, it does that real nice The big guy. Myers. Uh-huh. Uh, my cousin went to Loyola. Mm-hmm. He went to Miami. Mm-hmm. And then Loyola is a good school. And they got a house on the big out of house on the bay there. So they fly the

Loyola. I expected Miami American. And then I think the Texans because he played for the Houston Texas. So he's got the I I go that's pretty good. That's all right. It's good. You got the whole game I go in yeah, I think like the you in Nationality beeps American flag nationality flag, you know Irish Italian wherever you're from P.O.W. is always a good one If you have a kid like the naval academy or like the Army or if you got a Marine in the house, a couple people have the rock that that red marine flag. I get that. Talk about no one not to fuck around. We didn't have any. Stay in it. That guy's your. We never had any flag ever of any sort. We had the American and the POW. Do we have back in the day? I don't think we have one down the shore either.

Maybe like a going out of business or something like that. No, we can't. Everything must go. I feel like the American flag at the fully household have like 49 stars. Like we don't recognize Alaska. Yeah. It's not true. I never station there.

Very, very pro-lasking. Okay. I don't know. Only you could take events to that know only you could take events to that Only you could take events of that. Haday, son bitch My dad ran the I did erotic 15 time. It was station to lose some islands. Okay, and he volunteered for nom. Uh-huh mixing it up Sure getting nasty. Yep

Okay, don't we I don't know why you tell me this. Like you don't tell me this every day. You mean you tell me this so many times that it feels like, oh, yeah, I don't know what to say anymore. Do you know my dad was in a Navy? Oh, man. I can steal and vowler over here. Love you, buddy. I'm a steal of valor. I'm giving props. Just have to wear an adbrose.

What did you say? You said you happy wearing an adbrose. It's good. I said this. What did you say? 70 wearing an adbrose. Let's see. Ah. Ah. Ah. Just you getting dragged out of a Walmart. Oh, big in a month!

Oh, yeah. We were in the Navy. Pull up an old Jeep. That's a big cigar. Pull up an old Jeep. That peaks a car. Not a corn cop bike. I don't think my car is there. Gentlemen.

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And they try to squirm out of it. They try to squirm out of it by using real military jargon. Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, a CO doesn't have a thing. And you know, we did it because it was a declassification. My dad on the low always clock that shit. And even dudes that would like, you know, like fluff up their ribbons or whatever, he wouldn't never say anything would done in the car. But I had

fucking I didn't fucking I had friends that had served and then others, and like they would wear their, you know, their white, their wearing their Marines, you know, whatever's, and they were like, nobody fucking, you don't wear those. Like that's like, that's a guy, you know, I'm not saying I know anything about it, but my other Marine friends would be like, that guy is a goober. Yeah, it's goob sitting.

Yeah, you notice anybody else wearing that head? No, just that guy, you know, that type of thing. But there is, it's so, it is crazy to me that it's so big and there's so many scopes of the military You know what even though it's like it's tough for anybody to know all of the stuff. That's why that's why I'm like Yeah, how could you get past with the lies? But I guess if you can talk enough, you know what I mean? I think they're not the not counting on somebody who knows what they're talking about rolling up on them

Sure, I'm trying to get a free meal at Applebee's or whatever they're doing Thanks for your service. All right. This is from Lauren $10 homie Is it garbage that your husband is a distant cousin of the banjo player from deliverance? Yikes, is that I don't think I've ever seen deliverance. I only know it is the reference. I've seen a bits and pieces Is it garbage? I don't know is he an actor? Is it garbage? I don't know is he an actor? No, it's the kid with the eyes right? Yeah, well, what's he doing now?

He's talented. I don't think he's still alive. There's no way. No, it's a guy. It's a kid. There's no way he's still alive. No way. No he is. Is he? He died March 2020. That's pretty good. I'm in there for a while. 19, 19, 19, 19, 19 he died March 2020. Oh, that's pretty good hung in there for a while 1939 to 20 20 39 Whoa 1939. Yeah, so he's 61

No, 81 that we both we both said that Man that kid will creep you out what the year to deliverance come out 80s. I believe yeah, 70s I love it's young though. No I didn't love it this kid That kid that's not who I'm thinking I think Eric wrote the song That's a kid that played it that dueling banjos. I don't think anybody wrote that. I think that's it was No, I think it's been around for a while But I need me me me me No, this is Billy Redden.

Billy Redden is an American actor, best known for his role as Backwood's Mountain Boy. Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,

The banjo kid, real name Lonnie in the film was played by Billy Redden who was 15 years old at the time. Billy's not 66 years old and left the and left the world of Hollywood behind Damn soon as that movie was over God damn you got jammed up Cast showing up the audition for jaws of the banjo like buddy Well, you know what this scene could use Something to set the mood to try to get

the Star Wars with it. Oh man. Speaking of, this is Rocco, is it garbage that your stepdad is also your uncle? Yes. Anytime that's happening. But it's not that crazy. Your stepdad is your uncle. So that means your mom married your dad's brother. Yeah, that's not great. But it's not crazy. I think back in the day, but we're not talking back in the day. This guy didn't write this from fucking an anterum. You know what I mean? Just said it to them. That's what I call call back. Um, I get it though. It's like I get it too. It's like you've been driving a camera around. You know my little check out the Corolla. No, you're around you're you're formed feelings. You know what I mean? I mean in the Patreon shore Mel Gibson

did what he had to do and then married didn't he marry his aunt or his sister's wife sister and they took care of the kids together. Never seen it all the way through. Whoa. So one of my biggest disappointments, my dad would love that movie. Man, the Hig. Do you see the hatchet scene in the back, right? Uh, I was where he takes the guy out at the end, the red coat, the mean guy. I mean, that guy.

How he had it coming? I don't know. Sure. That was for America. Uh, no, no. No, he goes nuts at one time, and like, it was overkill with some sort of acts. No does.

Yeah. Just after Heath Ledger gets a... And might have been right at that ish, maybe. Yeah. Around that. I gotta give it a look, see. That was one of my favorite movies for a long time. Really?

Yeah. Man. Alright. What? I gotta give it a look. I think you know it. Through it. I was a brave heart. It's not stop action. I was a brave heart. I got brave heart. Plus the aunt that he ends up marrying has his set of cans on her. There I know that you're talking about. Pretty blonde. Yeah. Yeah. What that was his brother's wife? That was his sister's wife's sister. Hey, you get.

She had passed away. She had the fever. Sure. There's something like that here. The red coat's got her. I don't know. I haven't seen it a long time. But you know what it has in it?

Jammed up by the Lenape. You know what that, what it has in it that's really fun and one of my favorite movie characters all time. The fact guy with bad hearing in the 1700s, so he has the horse. I love that guy. That guy's great. What was that?

Yeah, that's okay. Shout out to you, baby. All right, let's see. This is from Taylor. Is it garbage use a Bluetooth speaker for a while in your car because your speaker is shit the bed? I've done that in the Montego, cause I didn't have any Alcs cord,

or I think the CD player was jammed. So what, yeah, we had a Bose Bluetooth in there. That's what we were bumping. Headphones are the toughest look. I would do that too. Yeah, my, we had a Bose Bluetooth in there. That's what we were bumping. Headphones are the toughest look. I would do that too. The bird would, that's dangerous. The bird would be sleeping or whatever. Like, you know, I'm gonna, you know, whatever.

And I would just put in headphones in a podcast and just, you know, how do you hear anything? What do you mean? I don't know. Somebody pulling up alongside of you or something? What are you gonna shoot me? What do you mean, you pulling up alongside of me? I don't know. Screens up alongside of you or something? What are you gonna shoot me? What are you gonna be pulling up alongside him? I don't know, screeching tires or a horn or something?

Yeah, I'm not can still hear, I'm still aware. And we've talked about that. I think we looked it up, there's no illegal, there's no, it's not illegal to drive with headphones in. Okay, you can do it, for sure. You can do it, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, I remember. Yeah, but it's a perfect solution.

What are you gonna get a new car? It's like a fucking Bluetooth speaker. You can get for probably 30 bucks. You can't buy a radio anymore, can you? What do you mean? You can't get a radio for your car. Like a head unit? Yeah, like with the way you see it

it buy like an aftermarket radio. You can't get that anymore. No, because it's all computers and stuff. Yeah. But if you get a new speaker, can you get a system putting your car? Sure. Of course.

I had a Uber with, I don't know, 27s in the back of the other car. Shout out to a subwoofer. So you can change that stuff, but it's still coming from the power or whatever. Well, you used to have, listen, this is how it was. This is a dirt bag. It was my friends, we did it. And it was always my dream to have a system, but I never had the cage.

When it's in a car, I believe it's for now, to sit them. Sit them. So most times you had to change the head unit, i.e. radio, because there was only cassette players. And you needed a CD, I mean, if you're doing that, you need CDs. No, you gotta wait, right? You're showing you a little wee, wee, wee, whit mean, if you're doing that, you need CDs. You know, you're late, right? You're showing you a little wee wee wet. You have to, so that was the first thing. I was like, I'm going to get that so I can play CDs, right?

Right. Otherwise, there was a cassette or nothing. It was just a radio. Right. You know, I fucking spent in three, you know, putting three grand of fun right on the trunk to play the fucking Q 102, you know, you're not King Kong and the trunk bumping in the yard Four 15s, I didn't see no why is um and then So then you would get the subs but the power of the subs you had to have an amp so you had to get an amp and subs That you can't do that now you can put amps and subs in yeah, but you don't I'm saying you don't need to change the head unit because it's a computer already. Gotcha. You can just plug your phone in it. I'm sure you got to do some sort of software update to fucking make it all talk, but

you work. I missed those days where you could get a new radio. Yeah, but you just see you're upgrading it. You had to do it to upgrade it. No, you don't need an upgrade. No, you don't need an upgrade. You got to give every car, I mean, my kid has a fucking computer screen in it. Yeah.

Woo. For the first time I rode in aah has a fucking computer screen in it. Yeah. Woo! For the first time I rode in a car with a system like that, it's a bone rattling in the air horn just hit for every song started with the air horn. It was so goddamn loud and I was like, why the air horn in my butt just looks back and goes, so you know what's the remix? And he turned it up.

That's like dude. He wrong baby. That's pretty good. All right, we gotta wrap it up, gang. Gang,. He won, baby. That's pretty good. All right, we got to wrap it up, gang. Gang, I'm going to tell you this right now. I tell you all the time. We love you to death.

Grab some tickets and add DC show. DC, a couple left there. And that second Philly show, scoop them up. Yeah, gang. We love you. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Love you and we'll see you next week. Peace.