Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Emergency Room Visits w/ Tommy Pope

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Tommy Pope! You know Tommy Pope from stand up comedy, Stuff Island, Kill Tony, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, This Is Not Happening, Look at Dish, Story Warz, Bein' Ian with Jordan, Tires, First Date and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide. Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Gang, we could be more excited to have our incredibly. And I mean, incredibly special guests back with us again today. Our brother from another mother. Yeah. Let me ask you a question. Do you do gym class and help class in the best class? Mr. Pope. Hey, get him a whistle, will you?

You know what's fucked up? You know what's fucked up, Luke? Our old pal Tommy Pope, everybody. We had a stuff island. Tires. great conversation for 35 fucking minutes. Lovely. He was sitting on that fucking, that joke.

I learned to control myself. That long, the busts the tits of me. More? Obviously. And that's what you came up with? Probably keep it up. You're going to hate you with a chest passed. First of all, I'll be doing suicides.

You want to see a pick? You don't really know why I'm wearing the asses? Oh, man. This is how to get out of work 101. This guy goes to the edge. No, dude, it looks like AI. It looks like a guy Oh yeah

Tommy's in a hospital Yeah Tommy gave us a stop So he's like hey You guys want a podcast And sends a picture of him in the hospital Hair's perfect too

I went to New York Yeah Coffed Yeah You had this done in New York No it's just in Austin Do a doctor down there? I went to a farm

It was a farm hand Little Mexican guy Fixed my eye I got bleach I got bleach in my eye You got bleach in your eye Yeah It was like a final destination

type shit I got three Three bottles of Tilex That's not how they take you out in the final destination I'm telling you it's short He's never seen the movies I don't like that he's sleeping this much This kid is way too fucking relaxed

Who him? Me? Let me tell the fucking story Okay Three bottles of Tilex I take one out and I start squirting my You got three out of bottle You got a big beach

You save a couple times You're doing Tilex? Yeah on the fucking with bleach That was once a year with that That's my mom Of course, look, we're doing well, okay? We got twi-lis. He's not doing fabuloso.

Which, by the way, we into studio clean. My toothbrush tastes like fabulous. I bet it does, dude. Your mouth is probably from that fucking cleaning lady. Look, I went to squirt the wall. The fucking bottom releases from the squirt. It wasn't screwed in? Apparently not.

Okay. All I did was went from off to on. It hit the tallyack, did a spin, and spit directly in my eye like I'm talking full splash and I start washing I'm doing the dog bath I got in the shower

opening my lids direct shot and my girl's like we're going to the ER and I'm just yelling and I'm not going to the fucking ER yeah I'm not going to the fucking ER and then she texted my sister-in-law was a doctor and then a couple other friends who were doctors they said get him to the ER

yeah why were you adverse to it just because it's in you yeah I mean the way we were raised he's got to fucking find a social security number He's got to get somebody's card. And also how many hours? I was there for six fucking hours. Yeah.

I'd cancel shows. I had to fucking, you know. Bleach in your eye. Yeah, but I got to. If they had your hardwired with like a tube. Yeah, it looked like a nice setup, to be honest with you. It's called the Morgan's Lens. Morgan's Lens.

Yeah. I guess this fucking doctor invented this lens. And it's essentially a piece of plastic that drips like an IV drip. And it just runs water through your eye. Constantly. I figured they put more bleach. Close, eye. More bleach to.

Killed that. Use that bleach and kill the other bleach. Yeah. And that's what I told them. I was like, look, I've been snorting coke for years. What's that? I mean, my eyesight's fine. Hey, doctor, party.

Look, baby, I'm all good. This doesn't pertain to anything here. This way, you know, I'm cool. I'm not no bitch who comes to the doctor. I party. This is my dumb wife, guy. Give me the lens, but I ain't no bitch. You always tell him you're going to.

to pass out. Yeah. That's how you get moved through in the line. You always say you're going to pass out. Well, they're going to believe you, not me. Let me get me a can of corn. Uh-oh. Whoa.

Touchy much. Old man, Logan. Look at him. You know what I was thinking about? You got hot tub swinger body. How you don't? I'm glad my wife's not here. Do you trim any of that up at all?

Real thick like a pit bull. You are. You want Winter Tommy right now. I know. I got to grow this out for tires. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Huh.

You're playing Santa Claus? Period. Piece. I'm an oil man. You know what I? Where did you get those glasses? I don't know. But his cologne is turning me on.

I got to be honest. Nice scent, huh? Woo-hoo, buddy. Whatever you're doing. I'm all tickless. I got it. I smelled your jacket. You have a soft smell.

That's a lot. It's called Locatelli by Gordon Ramsey. No, no, no, no. It's not a lot. It's powerful. It's not yet. I have something nice on, too. You don't say I wear something to come on. Give me a nice smell.

Whatever you're doing. Give me a smell. It's a taquito. I've had cooler. It's caught in his fucking collar. It's just an old tukito. Look it all over that. Rolled up. Like a 1980s linebacker.

It's just a tachito so his head doesn't slap back. I know it's a rachia when I smell it. I don't like hot stuff. It's up for Tommy. Well, let's just fuck. Why do we have to do this? You know what I was thinking? Before you were here.

This episode is not going to get it anyway. No, it's great. You took your headphones on? What are we listening to this guy's a renegade? It's over by his lipstick. What are we listening to him? It's over by his lipstick. You're right next to me.

What is that? That ain't chapstick. Yeah, if you start watching some film, I'll toss some more. Listen, I've been doing my face. Creams everything. Trying to be a hot guy, too. Yeah, I'm trying to get rid of these bags under my. Why don't you start with the bags under your tits?

So the tequitos go. Trying to get rid of the bag. Would you like a bag, sir? No, I'm good. Just puts a tequito in this. By the way, I got to tell you something, these fucking delivery guys, the way they tighten up the fucking plastic bags, he's like, you don't want me to eat it. No, trying to help you.

How'd you get that scratcher? Is it a delivery guy or a hooker? Look at the knife when he's got on his fucking nose. It's a cat. Get it to me. Oh, a cat, yeah. Yeah, I did a cat. I bet.

Mountain lion. Yeah. They're called Vietnamese. Luke, making out of that. What are you talking about? That's, keep that. That's crazy. That's not offensive.

I don't play in doco. I don't get you an award. That's a good bit. That's a good bit. It's my first good bit bit. That's a good bit in Wayne and that's a good bit here. Picked it up to Broom mold. I'll be carrying out of the lead hedge house.

Media. Flowing. I thought media was nice. Media is very nice. Okay. Yeah. It is nice. It's right by Rose Valley where I went to start making money.

You're like, holy shit. Media stinks. Yeah. I don't know. I've always ever, I knew the regional rail, the R3 ended in media. Yeah. I was a West Trenton sign guy. Yeah.

I took it up the buck. It's like Oz. I never been over there. It's never good if you're the last stop on the train. That much I know. I don't know. Cut that. I mean absolutely cut that

What I was going to say Is that I've been thinking Do you when you're down to Texas And this isn't a shot or anything like that Do you ever like throw on the boots Like cowboy boots in a hat And they go out to like dance or anything Does that have to be rolling over in his grave

And he's still alive I started laughing the minute he said it Well you'd look good in a cowboy hat And you'd look good in the whole set up It's insane. That's a whole If you go like line dancing with the misses or something That's a costume I feel terrible wearing glasses Can't imagine putting fucking cowboy

boots on yeah it's a big swing it's insane yeah it's where did you get those glasses huh that's got lens why you keep asking why you keep asking there's a ladies praying warby parker those are warby parker yeah you don't like them oh warby parker special ads huh what's his problem dude what are you talking i'm supposed to make fun of you well you were having we were having a good time that was earlier all right i'll fucking remember this you also said that that's so true as you will be Parker I'll bring some shit up

No hey easy does it I will ruin this whole fucking This is a nice friendly episode You're not gonna popcorn walk me into fucking Disaster No one without me fighting back You want to start this? What's popcorn walking?

Keep that I'm a Reese's pieces man Everybody knows that Trying to get me in a van You're gonna be fucking popcorn I'll tell you that Fuck that I don't like how much he's sleeping dude

He's fresh He's too I don't like it. New Year, New Foley. I don't like it. He's coming off the worst summer ever. He spilled into December and January. I'll start next week.

Yeah, yeah. This is our front story. What's talking about it? Yeah, the Foley game plan. Yeah, next week is fine. Kick a guy while he's down. Son of a bitch. Tomorrow.

That's a good back tattoo for you. I'll be happy with this. I did go to confession. I was down. I went to confession. I went twice. Yeah, I bet. You just got back in line.

I think I've seen you. You put a fake mustache on. Hit the time limit. I feel like I've seen you. Well, you know what happened is I like to do the privacy one where you do, if you don't know the Catholics, we do confession, a clean slate thing. You believe in that? A little bit. Anything to help them out of a jam, would you?

All right. All right. Yeah, whatever works. But I sit in a box with a . All right. You tell them the goods. Don't leave that. Maybe.

You tell them the goods. But how do you bend down? You get on your knees? They get on my knees? I'm not going to suck his dick. You drop your sins? No. By accident.

Okay. Cut that. I've only ever done it. I think I've only ever confessed once or twice. Remember my first one? They made me do face to face on the altar. That's what I'm saying. In front of everybody.

Oh, my God. Yeah. What do you say? I didn't help mom with the dishes? Yeah, I made stuff up, you know, used it in order. Lord's name in vain, jerked off a couple of times. I was going to say, do you leave out wailing on yourself up in your room? That's not a sin.

Yeah, it is. Where's that in the Ten Commandments? That brings you closer to God, dude. You drop that tab. You want to see lights? The Holy Juice. Yeah, you lied to, you know, fall with my brother, coveted my neighbor's wife, this, that the other thing. He's a hot piece of age.

Noah and what's her name? Yeah, I just made stuff up. Yeah, of course. I'm there to get through the motions to get the chat. Well, that's what he's doing, too. I know. I don't make stuff up. You think this guy's sitting there like a fucking clinical therapist?

This guy's eyebrows were curling. He's like, Jesus. You're telling me. Take it easy. Sometimes that's how we an nuncy it. So I walked in too far, and he was fucking sitting there, and I couldn't go back. Now you already see my face. You're a half a celebrity down there, too.

Yeah, what are you talking about? What are you worried about him seeing your face for? Because I've never done the confession where you're sitting there looking at him. yeah tell him dirty stuff how in all honesty how like how deep did we get here we get pretty deep you know what I mean are you saying real shit dude yeah what do you mean how did you get the scratch on you know it's like three slices a tomato pie yeah or do you go in there our father sorry like death jam poetry I'm not fucking laying it do you do it do you remember what do you do like forgive me father five sin it has been 15 years since my last confession yes yeah yeah but

it's been forever since my last confession Three Hail Marys Four Our fathers That's all I got I got three Hail Marys And three Our fathers It couldn't have been that bad No shit

Whatever you said Couldn't have been that bad That's what they give Denise They're trying to keep the lights On down there Of course They are jammed up Yeah

Dude priests are the biggest Fucking hacks in the world Get out of here Pastors worst Pastors There's no pastor That isn't a fucking fraud Our pastor's not

Priest Do you mean pastor from just like You know Yeah they can fuck They can live a regular life And they steal They take their tithings from a bunch of fucking mongoloids like folly

Is that what happened to you? That's how I got my glasses A hundred and ten pens Keep that Tommy's got it out for the Religious institution Yeah dude I went to school for 12 years Doing this dumb shit

The fuck out of you It made me feel better I've been going to therapy and I wanted to get my chest clear That's how I feel about religion Spirituality whatever it is makes you feel better It's great Yeah Yeah, but you're acting different

I'm not how am I acting Since you had a confession You came in here hot Wear a wire This guy's a gnarc dude He is a fucking nutting shit What's that It's being different

I might be indifferent I don't know See what happens When a guy tries to change I like this No I like change for you Thank you I do

Thank you Yeah Have you heard the good news Say something on my glasses He's risen That's from the Sopranos Do you have a relationship with God, Tommy? No.

You wear a crucifix? No. Kenoli. It's a lion. It's a lion? It's a buddy from cake boss. Dude, a lion? Have you had his stuff, though?

First of all, no, I got all this fucking... I'd be a great guy to have... I got all this jewelry. I got all this jewelry for tires. So I had to get a... pinky ring. I got a little sauced up, you know, didn't see a priest, no confessions. I walked in there

fucking hot. And I got fleeced by this little fucking Arab kid. I knew you were going to name his nationality. You're like my brother, dude. Any guy ever you got to eat. Nice guy, Italian guy, Jewish guy, Arab guy. It's a very filly thing. No, I'm agreeing with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not, hey, relax. Hey, for Italian guy. Somebody goes, why is it matter if he's Asian? I'm telling you a story. I'm telling you a story. For your mind you go okay there it is he's an Asian guy there's a little fucking sweet Arab boy

selling me a fucking You went in a pinky ring That's not something you buy online You got drunk and went in someone That went in the fucking jewelry You went a lot You're on face to face That's how I got that

Yeah You know I got a free mason's ring From the 70s Unbelievable It feels better when you get the real stuff on Makes the character more authentic I only went in there for a pinky ring

Play a fat guy who wears his own clothes What are you talking about It's authentic, though Everything says, Henry And then I said I want a pendant Okay And he goes I said anything but religious

I don't want that bullshit And he goes Well, we have a custom made Lionhead send it And then he bought I bought another chain I bought another bracelet And I walked out

Seven grand What? Seven geez Yeah Wait did you get this in Brooklyn Did you tell me about this guy? Queens It's great

It's a great place. Huh. Yeah. But, dude, we're talking a ring, pendant, custom made. Not for you, custom made. A necklace, a bracelet. See you. Whose anniversary does it say on the back of that thing?

To Jim with love. Yeah. For, for. My dearest Antoine. You say something you're going to cut anyway. 25 years sober. Love out. It's nice.

I, I, I, I, that's, I, I, that's, I, I didn't expect I didn't peg you for a drag or I had a drag queen no a lion guy I had a dragon when I was a kid it could have been anything a unicorn you wouldn't do a cross you wouldn't do St. Michael St. Gabriel no no that shit no no no no no no it's nice it's beautiful yeah yeah I kind of want to go to gold it's 18 care it's nice I believe you I'm not buying it from you I don't know nothing on the back I'm not buying it from you I don't know nothing on the website picture dot com slash stop violent look at this In case I get in a street fight. Yeah, but let's talk about helix mattresses. Helix, Helix, Helix. Big fancy helix mattress over here. It's the winter time. You're going to spend a lot of time indoors?

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It's nice to have you back. It's great to see you, boys. I love you. It's always a pleasure when you come to town and we get to see each other. Isn't that great? Coincidentally, playoff season. Coincidentally. We should go.

I can't go. This week? What? I can't go. What do you mean? I can't go down there. What do you mean? I can't go down to the game.

I got shit to do Sunday night. Okay. Plus, big games like that, I got to watch it on TV. Listen. The last big game went to we won. Hold on, so. Are we all, the three of us went together, if you remember. Yeah.

And tell Feather Atkinson, you can go Monday. Who's Feather Atkinson? Whoever you're confessing to, fuckface. It's the fucking playoffs. Feather Atkinson. Hey, listen, if he's a priest in Philadelphia, hold him to stay here. Okay. So you say, father.

What are you doing here, you fucking pussy? He should be at the game. He's going to see, Feather. Atkinson? Fatter? That's Fatter Ackinson. Look!

Talking to me like this. Hey, buddy. And we're back again, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sorry. Fada. Goeberg. In the name of Jalen.

Three Hill Marys and Goeberts. Forgive me father. The time he drinks. Oh, my God. Look at you. You're fucking kids pristine for 30 days Suck my dick I'm still drinking beers

I'll come at you dude You better calm down I will do an hour if that can't be released I look at the glass is We're already halfway there Put him up My face is creased I didn't know you look like

What's his name from Jaws I didn't know Roy Schneider They're quins Roy Schneider I didn't know Do you wear contacts? Rob Schneider

Yeah, we're contacts. You can't see far away, you can't see clothes. I can't see far away. I'm nearsighted. You're out of your mind if you're cutting that. What are we doing here? Podcast. Fucking underwear ads.

We're selling better help. Exactly. Anyway. Which I don't need because I go to confesh. You go to confesh. I went twice. Yeah. You feel better?

Yeah, I felt good that day. Yeah. And then what? You have to make an appointment or you just going to like office hours? I don't know how it works. Ding. They take walk-ins. I see if I get a sheep up real quick.

The bell rings in the front door. No one's there anyway. No, you go 3 o'clock to have it over at St. Allen's. And I haven't been there in a while, and I get in there, and everyone's standing in the line waiting. I'll tell you this real quick. Pass some hors d'oeuvres or something. I'm starving. No shrimp?

There's no shrimp? He's no fucking cocktail. Everyone was facing the altar, which I don't remember that. That's where the dead Jesus is. Yeah, I know, but I got in line, and there was a guy in front of me. I go, why are you facing this way? he's like you know to face the altar I'm like this is the back of the line though he's like yeah

so I'm waiting there all standing there like the backwards man yeah like a fucking like an awkward elevator right I was in the front man that's a set up and there's a guy in there for like 20 minutes I'm like what this guy that's that's how you know none of this is real stop it Tommy what this guy did you're bombing in line you stay

I said no it's a little rain huh nothing on out You hear about the one with the priest and Sydney Sweeney in a canoe Noah four sheep The second flood You stepped on that That was brilliant

No, he liked it I said Noah four sheep, really Because it's two I hit him again He's gonna fuck the others We get it Thank you Anyway

I'm waiting there I gotta be honest with you I didn't get it I just thought it was a bad math joke Tommy give him detention thing after with him I'm waiting in line this old lady comes over she goes is that's she goes is that so-and-so in there and I think so and then I go in and come out and I'm like yeah it's him and she goes oh okay and goes the other line priest wise yeah and I'm

like what the fuck yeah creepy so I creep over to her and I go hey what do you got that I don't got I was like what was that all about yeah she's no I just what do you know that I don't she's like no I just wanted to see this guy I'm like, all right, cool. You got a bad guy? Huh? Do you get a bad guy? No, I got a great guy.

But I just didn't like that. Sure. What does she know that I don't? Yeah. Do I got to spell it out for you? Absolutely. Yeah, I don't know if I fully get it. I was worried that he might be.

A little light in the loafers. No, cool with that. I don't know. I was hoping for. Why is this table creaking like a fucking 1940s German attic? Look him back to the black pearl. Like the whole of the ship. So you just cut that whole podcast off to tell the story?

I don't know if I cut anything off. A hot and horny Catholic lady? She wasn't hot and horny? That's what Tommy hears. Tommy hears Brody figures hot and horny. First of all, you're shifting lines to get the one priest? That's what she did. She has a relationship with him. No.

He's getting, no. I don't know what the reason was. I was worried that she was. she didn't go to him because he was he was he was bad and a bad apple and I was like who did I just tell all that fucked up shit to I'm putting spearm material in this guy's spank bank Jesus Christ can we cut all that it's no good horrendous what is that hoodie by the way I thought it was an Eagles hoodie it's not no it's that your high school no it's my uh my merch boy strafford couple of good couple of good I believe they were

St. Joe's boys yeah out of uh St. St. Joe's they were prepped boys out of Philadelphia. My cousin taught some of them. Stratford. It's Declan, Finn, they're good boys. It's a sweet, sweet hoodie. That's the guys that make our merch.

They're very good kids. They're very good kids. You got some, right? You got a couple of pieces. I support all of my friends' podcasts. I got that for Mr. Sal Vacano, who was just wearing one of our shirts on an episode. Wow.

You support the boys. You got to support the boys. Yes, yes. Yes. And they're also nice guys. Every time I've been in a live show, they try to give me merch. They're like, nah, no, no.

Support them, support. Yeah. I like this. Yeah, we're a nice guy. Yeah. I don't know. You see this fucking. I don't have a computer.

Oh, what? If you get a little brick and mortar, I'd stop by on my way to church. A little bit of footstrap. There doesn't, we don't need to be fighting. We can all be together. Hey, by the way, have you had those. That's actually, dude. Brick and mortar is what I call you two.

That's pretty good. That's not bad. The boys are coming. A brick and mortar. Have you had one of those croissants down there? Tommy Bunce's croissants. Who? Tom Sigora.

You like a croissant? I think a croissant. I think of a quasson. What are you two going to start kissing? Get to the questions, will you? I don't know. He asked me if I had a croissant at a place I've never heard of. I don't know.

I don't know. Hey, listen, your trip story, Bob. Rest and folly is bananas. Don't fucking project. I've never seen Rested Foley. It's scary. Don't try to fucking... This is the killer whale of comedy, dude.

Grab a guitar. He's going to come after. He's the predator. He was doing the backclips of the predator. He's going to be me. He's going to bite my ankle and take me down to the bottom of the tank. Give you a roll. You old tootsie roll.

I'm going to get too comfortable. He's going to blackfish. He's going to give you one rib shot. You're going to lose oxygen immediately. Just press you up against. the side of the pool. You're toying with me. You ever see them

to put me? Come up. Right back down. Hey, big man. Right back down. You get you with a quick flop. We're going to Toronto. This is we have. You know, they're doing that now, those fucking

killer whales. Yeah, that's the joke. They're diving on boats, not the trainers. Oh, yeah, like off a grocery. Yeah, they're diving on boats. Yeah, they're bored. I got a white claw. They're bored.

They're bored. I got all this sushi. I'm not going to wash you down with. I'm killing. What are you talking about? Horrendous. These things are so slippery. This is horrendous.

What the fuck? They're fucking headphones. It's 600 degrees. Why are you wearing headphones? We're not listening to anything. I'm a broadcaster. We're doing a show. You don't have to listen to any.

We're right here. You're not getting you. The lines are coming through. Yeah. They're piping through lines. What do you think we're coming up with all this in the moment? Hold on. Wait a minute.

Can you something about Tommy's glasses? Okay. I just pass out. I never understood the fucking headphones. It makes it feel like you're in the show. You're in it. No. That's fucking nice.

I like to hear the radio. You're a lot to do it. No one's making you wear them. We're just saying we're wearing them. All right. I like it. I can do this. Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I can't. Yes, I can. Not like any good in the headphones. Wow. Is it that fucking right? You better fucking kill it right now. You better fucking kill it right now.

No, no, hold on, hold on. Watch. This is it. I'll do it for you. Better fucking crush Watch I'll be honest I'll do machine gun

I'll be honest I'll do machine gun Our father Or it in heaven I'll be in the name Alright I'm keeping them on That was

That was fucking dynamite dude You're right It's so different It is so Can we start over Is there a possibility Start over This is

Yeah From the Hey everybody Yeah Oh, all right. Let's get to some. It's always fun when you got Tommy Pope here. Yes, sir.

Let's get to some. I'm sweating on my. This is a Christmas shirt. I'm sweating on it. And I cannot wash it. This is a dry clean only. There's nothing dry about that shirt being. I know what the fuck, man.

It's like I'm going to have time to kill over here. Just dropping off sick shirts for wet clean. You're sweating. You're like you're waiting on a fucking. A jury to come back Just hang that out the window Put that a fucking dryer It's crazy

You looked really well put together Your dude the hairs go And the shirts all right man I know the texture I know the texture of that shirt It stinks It's like I can squeeze it It would stay together

Hey don't do that There's like a rainforest Fuck man Yeah that thing sucks Straighten your arm out. Yeah, it's going to be all rinky dink. Low pressure system coming out of my Tadis. All right, let's see.

Since we were talking about maybe going to the old birds game, playoff football coming up this week. Got birds. We got a couple of sporting event questions for our friend Tommy folks. You're a pretty classy guy, I got to say. I mean, you're a dirt bag in your, you know, in your heart of heart. you are a Philadelphia

He's put together You're put together You got good fashion This is nice Queens Yeah The sound quality is crazy Nice

Yeah it's really nice You're teaching a broadcasting class See What That's why I wouldn't say that That's why I wouldn't put it on I'm already wearing accessories This is too many accessories

I had a dream there tonight Where he had a earring in Oh A Here you go, Luke No don't What are you talking about

Why does he got to be Jewish You're arguing Dude, you're arguing like, well, you argue with a ref with a big hole. The hell! That's been inside the street zone all day. I held his arm. I held his arm. Everybody holds arms.

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You care about. This is not a time. I'm not saying you have to knock you down. I'm on defense, I got nothing but love for you. I'm on defense because of this fucker. No, Tommy, stop that. Come on. You wore weird glasses.

I'm not going to make fun of them. The Takedo King is. Tocito King is on my ass. I'm not getting all up and I was about the Takedo thing. Yeah. Yeah, dude. I roll with it. I'm fat pig.

That was very Henry Hill. Why, you wear a fucked-up glasses like that. No, go down there. Go down there. Go down there. I can't, Henry. I can't. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Now, what if we sat here the whole time and we said, I didn't say none about the glasses? Huh? You heard me? You didn't say anything about the glasses. What if I did? What if we just sat here and acted like you're wearing glasses? I don't like the glass. I don't care.

Put on your fucking NASA script. You fucking monkey. Yeah. Look at the size of this glass. First of all, those things are fog. Look at these ant burners, dude. Give me these. What are those?

Dude, look at the glasses. Giacalcova. Now, give me these. These are readers. I bet you they look nice on you. Holy Christmas. Kev? They are smudged Dorina.

It's a little bit of goddess dressing. You want to see Jupiter's rings? No. Look through these fucking things. I'm not touching that. They're readers. Look at the difference. The readers.

What are you reading on the moon? Look at the difference. Look at the glace. Let me see yours then. I try them on. No, no. We're not that close to. To where you're class is?

You're out of your mind. You're out of your mind. Look at those things. I see how it is. All the Tylenicks in the world are going to clean that up, Tommy. There you go. Hey, Luke, I want to apologize for all the cleanup work you have to do tonight. It's a turner.

It's a quick turn of. It's going out tomorrow. That boy's doing, he's doing double time. He's fine. He's going to hit me up in two hours. Oh, the files are lost. Yeah.

And we're back. And we're back. Hey, time, I got a question for you going to listen to do. You don't like my glasses? My mom got these for me for Christmas. Oh. Your mom got you a pair of readers? She got me six pairs of readers because I lose them.

I lose you I can't see them That's how That's how heavy his prescription is They start sucking those tongue They're fucking mongoloid They're readers What are you talking about readers?

You don't know what readers are? Yeah, this is bifocals, right? No The whole thing's bifocal They're like not prescription They're just like in hand They're like he's got magnifying glars Yes

To what? So I can Close? Yes Yeah The scripture Whatever I'm reading Where'd you get him?

Huh? Where'd you? Colonel Sanders 316 What you? It was a happy meal When you order seven Where'd you get him? At the store

Well, fuck you, you asked me Where'd you get him? I don't know where she got him Oh I think she got him in McCaffrey's, the grocery store That's a fine establishment That's a good pub It's a good pub

Great burger Hey, I got nickel wings on Tuesday Tell them Tommy said you I got him in McCaffrey's Is there a McCaffrey's bar I'm sure Jesus Christ I don't know

I've been to a lot I mean definitely I don't know I don't know I can't be that good of a one be that good a one I would have been there I just had a stroke

this whole podcast is a stroke well Tommy that's funny yes because we can cut that too right dabbathie

man what a trash name that is dabbathy that is that's not a real name dabbathy like dabs like doing smoking doobies.

Oh. You never hit it that. You don't like the weed, do you? Nah. Not your thing. Doesn't work with me. It doesn't work with you. More of a upper guy.

Yeah. Get up there. Yeah, here, year, yeah, yeah. I'm more of an upathy. That didn't work? No, it was good. You want to cut that, too, Kevin? Tommy's glasses.

I'm sliding out of his face. I'm loving. I hate wearing glasses. This sucks. Tommy's eyebrows are wearing his glasses down. You know what? What? Cut that.

And we're back. Let me ask you this. Yeah. What's the prognosis with the eye? You just can't wear contacts for a couple of days? Yeah, five days. Five days. I haven't gone to an ophthalmologist.

Oh. Easy does it. We're moving on. What? I don't know. But you were going to take a hard left and it was religion, I'm sure. No. Okay.

No. I got to go an ophthalmologist. You got to see it to my cornea and make sure everything's fine. You know, there's an optometrist and an ophthalmologist? Optomologist? Optomologist. You know the difference in an optometrist and an optomologist? Butt.

Is it but? What? Me? Is it the butt? The butt? What? Put your glasses back on. Take the headphones off.

Ask me a question. Do you know the difference between an optomologist and an optometrist? No, he doesn't. Is it the butt? What butt? What butt? Ask me again. Do you know the difference between an ophthalmologist and an optometrist?

Yes. What? It's the butt. That's exactly right. That's a good bit. Jeff, I'm not sure I can get it. That was a good bet. That was a good bet.

You don't get smart comedy. That was a good butt. All right? My computer just not. You were saying one's a butt doctor. Yeah. Yeah. What is the, what is the, is this a riddle or something?

I got nothing. I don't know. Oh, my God. Forgive me, Father, for I have seen. Follie's going to be, Follie's going to be in confession, forgive me, Father, for I have seen. It has been three episodes since I told a joke.

I don't bring me up on his podcast. Father, you're only God. That's very funny. All right, let's ask questions. My computer just died, so we're going to have to wing it. Oh, let's take a break. We're back. Whoa, that thing charged pretty quick.

That turned right on. That's Steve Jobs knows what he's doing. And we're back. Steve Jobs, not true. They got me, forgive me, father, for I have bombed, right? Whoa, three punch was that? Yeah, that's what they fucked me on that. They fucked me on that.

Tommy, don't even get me started. That's what he's dickheads. That's the code. That was, that was a fucking Jedi shit. It took me a weekend to figure that out. Tell me what happened. Now, I'm dead seriously. Okay.

So they do the great balls of fire That's what these fucking assholes do And then they laugh at me Because I don't know how to do it Oh my God I was sitting here like a dickhead all weekend Nobody was in here Trying to fucking send one goddamn email

Peck and lick a pop Yes Dude show me what you just did That was insane Okay Were you recording? He no yeah yeah So my password

This was Luke Luke came up with this Yeah My password The passwords Just to get it into the computer like not like for like

Apple or anything like that is just the letters across the bottom Z through M so you just go you're telling people your password

just to get into the computer but so you'd have to have the computer right which we do Tommy yeah

um this is the slumash and you that is it that's it that's it so you just go and it pops right up

and it opens up but you gotta have a touch to get it so so So Foley complained. Foley was complaining he didn't have a computer. Meanwhile, the company owns 48 computers, right? Everybody's got six computers.

We've got editing computers. We got this computer. New guy's got a computer. This guy's got a computer. We get it. You guys are doing well. We give him a computer. 48's a stretch.

Yeah. How many buttons are missing from your computer? Dude, I've never seen anything he handed it to me. I'm chewing on the delete button. The X button is ruined. He had it for weeks. A porn hook. I open it up, and I go to YouTube to, like, look at something, and YouTube's blank.

Like, he had never been on it. They had the algorithm had no information for me. Maybe I'd clear my search history. He had input zero information to the computer that YouTube couldn't even suggest a video. It was just black. It was a, what are you into? That's how, he had a computer for like a month. Select your language.

Portuguese. Tell us who scratched your nose. Do you guys ever do that sometimes at the age? ATM? Do you select another language to see if you can get it? See how good you are? I end up checking your balance 48 times. What is that all about? Yeah. Who the fuck is checking their balance like that?

That's the first thing. Look, find out why they do that because now they all do. I hit the Mac machine the other day. And they hate, why is it everyone now does that? Yeah. Are you want to check your balance? They have to be benefiting. No, I want to buy drugs.

That's what I want to fucking do. Yeah. Give me the money. Which is more for the drug addicts than anything. What, ATMs? Check your balance. No, check your balance is more drug. addict than regular.

Because you have to find out how much you can take it out. I mean, when I had no money, I had to check. You're constantly checking your balance on your phone before you go to the ATM. Oh my God. Yeah.

They need you to confirm you have enough funds for your requested withdrawal. Fuck them. Preventing overdraft fraud. They got it. Fuck out of here. Yeah. Now, do you have a thing,

will you, I, because for the longest time I would just use any ATM. I didn't care if it was on like a vacant lot under a street. Do you have like, will you only use your You bet your banks? No. You're anything.

Anything. Anything. Anything guy. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Texaco. Mm-hmm. Give me $8 fee.

I don't give me. I'm not. Wherever I'm at. That's where you're getting cash. Yeah. If I need cash, I'm not, it's not walking around money. I'm a big 7-Eleven guy. Yeah.

I bet. It was in the back by the sodas. You know, the cases they got in line those. See, you coming. A couple of impuls, guys. You can finish one before you get your cash? What a hot dog? I don't know, no one said that

But yeah, sure, it sounds like that's what's happening I know this is an RU garbage question But you ever like walk around Chopin, you know And you grab it You have a drink or something to eat Finish it This card

Did you say you don't know if that is An RU Garbage question? No, I know it is Okay Yeah, it has to be Yeah, oh yeah, very much so Oh, you guys already covered this? No, it's good

Do you do that? Sorry, because that doesn't strike me It doesn't strike me as something you would do Huh? Now. A bottle of red, maybe. He steal from an airport? A lot of people steal from airports because they say that's...

Now we're talking. Hold on. Get the headphones. Now we're talking. Tommy's got a 747 in his driveway. That's popped out front. Tommy's got the luggage cart. Yeah, it's just a worker.

He's in my second bedroom. Sir. Using the ones. I'd like to go home. Not today. Um Keep it Keep it

No I still water Every every Every flight I still water From what any store Anything or just the easiest Fucking Hudson You go Hudson

Can get it Yeah Hudson I would love to know What they're Hudson can get it What's the call? Loss whatever Oh

Yeah they don't I mean they're charging They're charging you They're charging a seven bucks of water So you can steal fucking 80 waters A day and it don't matter Bingo What

$13 for gummy bears and suck my dick. I'm stealing water right in front of me. Here's what I do. Here's what I do. Here's what he does. Grab a couple waters. Bat my eyes at the lady.

And there's security guards. They don't even watch the checkout. So I'll pretend to beat. Hit cancel. Beat. Beep. They got to have the headphones on. Walk out.

If I get caught a little bit, if someone's got eyes on me, I just sit around and then I walk outside. And I'll pretend to talk to whoever I, I'm with. What's that? Yeah. Did you want something else?

Just a... What's that? And then I'll just keep walking. And if nobody comes at me, we're good. We're cold. Gucci. Still two fucking 32-ounce Evianz. Baby, that's like fucking $25.

You go Evian? Oh, I go... The highest I can get. I don't like Evian. Every single flight, Kevin. Okay. Every single flight. I steal two of the highest-priced waters I can possibly get.

You know what? Criminal. Because fuck the man. Walks around the corner, takes the glasses off. Don't even know what's that. He starts, he's not limping anymore. He's still in the glasses. They look good.

He's jealous. No, they look great. Yeah, fine. You always look great. You know that. I'm having fun with you. I'm going to start with that. I always start with that.

You're in the, like, someone's always got to be the bad guy. You're in the, like, six Hail Mary zone right now, bro. What with you? Cut that. Kev, go ahead. Ask a question. Dabethy It was like 10 minutes ago

And we're back Is it garbage to be going to a sporting event And supporting your team by wearing just the colors Not any official merch that they sell For example, wearing a regular orange hoodie At a Flyers game No I think that's great

I mean it depends on it I think if you're in there on like a high-vis orange hoodie It looks like you should be doing road work That's a tough look Well, you know, that's why they put the high-vis colors on this people. That's not because, like, traffic. For the flyers? No, it's not because traffic or flyers.

It's the dumbest people on Earth, and you have to avoid them. They're violent. What, the people that do the roadwork? Yeah. You put them in bright colors because they're the most violent people you can ever imagine. When you try to run them over, they tend to get upset. Yeah, they'll get flipped under the wheels and fight you afterwards. Cut that.

I got two cases Anyway, here's the answer Say my cans are broken I'm gonna have to come back Guys, I'm tired Have you been to a Flyers game recently? We went not that long ago Big Man had never been to one

And we figure we go Very nice It very gave us You got to meet Gritty A whole nine yards You guys met Gritty Yeah Wow

He's a bit of a fucking celebrity He's on the move He's sharp too Dude he was on the top floor He makes you feel comfortable And he was fucking What's your problem? I mentioned the goddamn hallway, didn't I?

Gave you a big hug? Yeah, I knew I was in for it. Hey, right this way. Yeah, I need nice hand when you first walk in. You want a Cinebond? She's going to be a real cunt in the end. Who's getting Cinebond at their hands? That how you would do it?

We're doing well this year. Whoa. I haven't had a Cineabon forever. You were getting a nice. Do you want to the airport? When's the last time you had a Cinnabon? I'll check back next week. Folks.

Flyers are up. Do nothing. Ugh. The cat I'm staring at it. Keep it, Luke. Snott-nose, Brett. When's the last time I was in a Flyers game? Oh, yeah, that's a great question, Tom.

Ask me that. Tommy just ends himself a question. That's a good question. question, Tommy. Thanks for asking. Thanks for stopping by. Two years ago. Okay.

Yeah. They're a good time. There's a certain level of trash at a weeknight flyers game that you don't get at any of. Dude, there's a level of female trash. How about those dancers? Female-specific. Yeah, female-specific trash in like a bootleg flyer. You know what it is?

The women, you ever been in Montana? No. Montana? Don't eat? All right. Anywhere in the fucking Midwest or fucking Pacific Northwest? Yes. I know. We've been in the Midwest.

I know what you mean. Tommy, stay with me. A lot of girls who look like they have long johns on under their jeans. They're like Russians just getting an M&M CD, right? They're way behind the fucking trends. So the fucking hot ladies, these old bats coming from fucking Doylestown or some dog shit. You just named my mother. Bethlehem.

Yeah. Oh, it's coming from a Wednesday night came from Bethlehem. Yes, they wear, they are. They wear bedazzled jeans that you would see 15 years ago on a boardwalk. It's crazy. And they get their hair all permed out. They smell like I'm trying to blow gritty. Yeah, they're trying to suck Gritty's dick.

And I want to say, guys, congrats on meeting Grady. Thank you. Pretty cool. That's a big. Yeah, it's a big eye. He welcomes Jan. He's doing his thing. He puts his arms around.

He's a good guy. What did you do this to him? Forget me gritty I'm saying I just think three hot dogs You guys did at the same time And I like that How you doing?

I like that Synergy Talk about the dancers Yeah So this is what Okay See you So this is something

That you know I never seen this The energy level Obviously the energy level At a flyers At an NHL games They got more hop rods Working down there

I mean This guy's got Pussy on the brain Yeah What are you talking about? My old man It's a fucking Ice rink.

You're not going to have some hot... Easy. Yeah, see, I held. I held. No cut. No cut. Saved you 20 minutes. They got the girls down there skating, Tommy.

Then they have girls coming up. The ice ladies who come in, they follow the Zamboni and pick up the snow that's created. They're beautiful. They're a hop roll. Then they got cheerleaders that come out every time they switch lines. They got cheerleaders the whole game just right next to you. We were Googling them. Really?

They switch every, you know. Horny boys. You got all horned out? Whoa, hey, I'm a married man. Married man. That's why you're a horny boy. No. You get nuts with a fucking...

It's working over time. You get nuts for a 23-year-old holding a shovel? Yeah, I guess so. Picking up scraps. Hey, that's the blue collar in me. It's more to shovel than a 23-year-old. Picking up scraps from a professional hockey player. Trying to get her to hold the post-hold digger, but she wouldn't.

Did you ever see a broad in a hard hat? Let me tell you. Yeah, the Takedo King's drooling all over your fucking shoulder. you're standing some 23-year-old dingbat from fucking Temple University Hey, that's a good university And not everybody graduates on time, honey When you take your time to find yourself

The fuck out of here Tell those ice whores to get the fuck out of it What are you talking about? Where'd you go, Drexel? Yeah. That's the Philadelphia's your proving ground I know That's your Los Alamos

I'm making fun of ice pigs Where they tested the atomic bomb They tested the atomic bomb You don't say, Luke Maybe I'll just talk to you I love it You can't Nothing on that?

Hey, don't glorify ice pigs. I'm sorry, Tommy did well in Philly. They're ice picks. Unlike you. I don't know why. Keep the ice pigs. Of course. Of course.

These guys are getting nuts about ice pigs. I got you. Don't worry. They're not even talking about. We can just talk to each other. Yeah. You and I. And then.

Ice pigs. Ice pigs and air picks. That's what I call stewardesses. Ice pigs. Air picks. What? Airpigs. Oh, air pigs.

Yeah. Horniest bunch of the lot. Stewart? Just throw feet off. You got that much cologne on you, yeah. Oh, now you don't like my cologne. It's starting to give me a headache. Bartender.

He's out of Gatorade, too. Another round for my men. All right. Sorry. Katie. Let's do another question. I got a night quill for him. Should we get to start it?

Yeah. Fired up, dude. A great question, Dabbathie. Mm-hmm. I was always big on that. On what? We never got the, we never got the, you know, the license. The official merch.

It was harder to come by back in the day. Well, we never got it anyway. It was a green hoodie. It was a fucking maroon pair of sweatpants or something like that. What were you rooting for in the maroon? The redskins? Oh. Yeah.

In the 80s. What were the pinch stripes back then? Maroon. Maroon. So, a shit running down to your life? like what do you mean maroon maroon the red that's maroon we're talking about the fucking eagles and flies he was saying he had maroon for the philly yeah also you and a pair of maroon sweatpants trying to hide a boner at 10 years i wasn't even thinking about

the phillies yeah tidy shit oh my god i had a real fucking maroon right now tight as shit and had the three three stripes going down yeah it was all your veins I was lifting. Yeah, it's bad. And it was the kind of sweatpants that didn't have since bottoms at the bottom. That was good and bad. They were just sweatpants.

They were just like a pair of slags. Yeah, they're a pair of slags. They suck. Well, yeah, pleaded sweatpants. With a button. Four man mills. I wore him one time and this fat kid sat on me. It's cool.

There's a kid fatter than you. Yeah, there was. He's a big boy. Oh, my God. Yeah. I've told you. this. They poured chocolate. No, I've seen Jupiter sit on the moon.

Talk about retrograde, though. Tommy. You got that, right? Guys, cut that. No, what are you crazy? That's all I got. Luke, get me a drink. Where's that canoli? You guys, you guys are a little older.

Those sweatpants weren't, they got not cool, the ones with the cinched bottle. I got news for you, dick, they weren't cool then. I was fat guys were sitting on me I was closing ass in these things I'm saying I took my licks in too I wasn't speeding away in an I rock

with some hairdresser I was getting bullied by the other fat kid in school you know how bad it's got to be that sucks dude yeah we're to take turns bullying each other flicking each other's burn eventually playing doctor in the woods hey your cholesterol's eye jerk me all me and shut out oh oh what a good man thanks thank you diesel thank you ravioli i like that kid that's the best he's a grown man he's

Got a beard. A hog on him, too. There? Yeah. Italian? Yeah. I'm supposed to be a little Italian in me. It ain't down there.

I'll tell you. Hang out with Tommy and you might. Supposed to be. What did you do a dog deal with? What do you mean supposed to be? I got worms. I thought I thought I was Italian. Turns out I'm a super mud with worms.

Husky Twice So orange sweatshirts Yeah No I agree Wear colors that are close Thank you Yeah I agree

Clip that we're good Everybody you don't have You know Some people don't have beans Of course To buy the fucking A good logo shit expensive too It's also like

They got like very stylish We haven't been in a while That store we were looking in was like very like It was like gear to wear, not to a game. It's like gear to wear. Yeah. To work. Yeah.

Gear to wear. That'd be a pretty good store. Gear to wear. There was a, there was. Cut that. Gear to wear? No. Gear.

Wait. Gear. Kevin, you're so frustrated. I'm sorry. No, not at all. Yeah. He's the one that said it weird. So I thought it rhymed.

But gear to wear doesn't rhyme. I don't get nobody in there. He's still going. He's still going. Hey, I'm trying to come up with ideas here. Hence the pen. in your hand yes you're not writing shit yeah I do I've been writing a lot you you have paper in front of it huh what I write on my thing it's a micro pen the micro penis

hey keep that that Irish keep that bomb I don't know why it like having it in my hand well that would look hit it with laughter what Hulu special Keep this. Tommy's got rabies. Luke. I'm now on to my second page of edits. That's just crazy. It's just so crazy to turn around for tomorrow.

That's a couple of snips. Yeah. Gives of shit. Tommy'll do it with you. Cut that. Cut it. And we're back. Oh, my God, dabbat they.

What a great question. It's Italian for cookie. All right. Let's see. This one's from Mr. Gambini, Alabama. law, $10 allowance funder here. I've never thought of this. This is about

my family specifically. It feels very filly trash. Are you garbage if you have siblings with similar names. My mom is Denise and I have an Uncle Ben, which would be Dennis. So there's a Dennis and Denise. That's similar to like having a Danielle and a Daniel.

Yes. Which I never picked up, but yeah, that's real fucking trashy. A lot of families do all K's or like all something like that. Mm-hmm. You know? I have, like, I've said, Kathy, Chris. The judge, I love how you named boy, Chris.

It's predominantly a C. The Kardashians are like that. They're all gay. Nice ladies. 100%. Yes. It's garbage. It took me, took us doing the show to, I said my cousin, Kevin, and you were like, you, I have,

there's two Kevins at the cousin level of my family. There's six names where we're from. Yeah. There's like six or seven names. It's true. Both the female and male. There's like, pick something different. Give them to me.

Yeah, give me a pop. Bridget. Tommy. Tommy. Johnny. Johnny. Frank. Michael.

Mike. It's all saints. Chris. Peter. Pete. Paul. Gabriel. No.

Jesus. What the fuck out of you. Gabriel. Look at this guy. You're in confession again? He said Gabriel. How many Gabriel's you know? I know a couple.

You know a couple of Gabriel. Iglesias. You know Gabriel and Glazius. I do. And we're talking friends. Philly. We're boys. How many fucking Gabriel's you know? St. Gabriel's, the bad school for boys.

Folly, stay focused. We're talking about trash names. You know you're jammed up when he's telling you to stay focused. Dikes. Get on the concerta. Paul's the name everybody has. We already said Paul. Peter. Mary?

I can't, dude. I'm trying. You know what I mean? Are you? What do you mean? You're not being a good captain right now, Jeff. Yeah, no shit. Fighting a two front war. This one's good. Is it garbage to share one chip clip on multiple bags? Oh, yeah. That's a real derby.

I always thought to save the show. Hold on, hold on. I'm going to take this off. Foley's got this. Go ahead, babe. Tell them the truth. That was always classy to me. What?

Sharing chip clips? Yeah, because they were all very done in order. And it was like all your chips are in the same place. Also, it's trash. I like it. yeah take the whole thing bring it over to the fucking take it up to your bedroom you and the other fat kid can eat it up there you leave paul alone peter his name was paul i believe you

was a good kid okay um a little time right now paul is hey mr pope's falling asleep in class you know four scotches will do that breaking my balls this guy's drinking brown liquor during the day are you going to shave that you have to shave it from the thing I don't remember you having a beard like that last season look it up all right check it out of IMBD international movie database is that what's called that's when the satellite's going to I think we got to wrap it up no we don't what no we don't no we don't Good time, Kevin. Let's get to the real garbage.

Come on. Tommy, it's over. It's not over. I'm not leaving you guys. I haven't seen you in a while. I'm having fun. Tell your face. Oh, that's true, though.

Luke? I feel like it... I feel like I look like I'm having fun. We're having a good time. What do you mean? We're slow and... Dude, keep me in just a freeze frame like this. Everybody quit screwing around.

We're having a good time. We're having a great time. Yes. Kevin. Keb, what's your... fucking problem uh-huh what are you happy yeah that's your problem i'm love me a goddamn drink problem i'm loving baby beautiful wife a dog that's your fucking problem me and foley over here not trying to have a good podcast and get fucking real nuts about shit read a question that we

don't want to answer i've been doing that i don't know if you picked up on it again i think that whiskey might be do it again what you said i think that whiskey must be a shit asshole bitch This guy's all jacked up on Tylenks Gang, we love you to death Tommy we love you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Everybody, no, no, no!