Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Fan Question: Cooking Hot Dogs w/Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: December 10, 2020

Kippy and Foley are back with a hot episode full of listener questions! The boys talk the best way to cook a hot dog, Tubby Time, and stealing from the grocery store. Its a hot one! Bonus Episodes: www.Patreon.com/AreYouGarbage Get a Shirt: www.PodcastMerch.com Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? You are garbage!

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is Are You Garbage Gang. It's the show we sit down with your favorite comedians. We found out they grew up classy or if they're a big old piece of trash. I'm your host H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day down here in Tootsies basement in the big studio down here in the heart of Midtown Manhattan. My co-host is coming at you from across the table at me so you know what that means gang. It's a little fucking family time. You can play with your friends later. Right now we're having family time.

We're going to do a couple of Patreon questions, a couple of questions from the face group, a couple of questions from the squad out there. Ladies and gentlemen, give me a big round of applause for our old pal, the chairman of the board, the CEO of Are You Garbage. He's on the manifest. Mainstaff, manstaff. What's it called? I don't know. You keep asking me. I don't know. Somebody answered the other day. God damn it. God damn ADD. Kevin James Ryan everybody. Hey, what's up everybody? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. The full video is available on YouTube. Yes.

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Guys, the support on Patreon has been fantastic. That helps us keep the fucking lights on. That helps us fucking put a little bit of walking around cash in our pocket. You know what I mean? So you can go there, you can get bonus content, you can get bonus episodes, you can get videos, you can get live streams. Or at the end of every month, we play Are You Garbage with the listener. You know what I mean? We ask you questions, you ask us questions.

It's a whole fucking thing. It's going to be a good time. Go sign up, support the fucking bullies. That's it. Yeah, that's fucking it. I like it. Yeah. Thanks for tuning in.

You guys take care now. We're contractually obligated to do two minutes. Peace. Real quick, just want to give a nice special shout out. Kevin mentioned this gentleman before. He's the fucking pride of the Chicago Cam. Chicago. He's a good pal of ours.

He's the fucking magic, man. You all know him as T-Bone. But his mama called him Toby McMullen, everybody. Hey, what up? T-Bone. T-Bone, you better close that window or you're not getting paid this month. Man, a few words over there. Every fucking time.

Every time, I forget. I know. It's unbelievable. Feel a draft over here at Aunt Tutty's. Bro, it didn't pay the oil bill. By the way, you ever know anybody that got oil? I didn't. Oh, that average dude.

That thing's stunk. Dude, that's weird, too. And also, we didn't have it. I remember my buddy. My buddy, we were over his house and they didn't have water. They were like, yeah, shut down. They're like, I'm like, why? They're like, they're fixing the well.

I'm like, the what? I just, I was like seven, so I didn't know. I'm like, what the fuck you got a hole? Like I thought that I didn't, I still don't understand it, to be honest with you. I don't get it either. All I know is I turned to sink and I got some fucking water coming out. I know. I know.

I'm hooked up to a main. We ain't pulling out of a well. I got a bucket, a rope. No. I know well water can go bad real quick. Wait about a whole village. I don't fuck with that. I don't know what it is.

That happened to my aunt and uncle. We went over to their place and they were like, the well's gone bad, so it'll just be Diet Cokes for the kids. Sign me up. Let me go. That sounds like a good time. Jesus Christ. Taking a shower with Diet Coke.

Gives me good volume in my hair. Yeah, I did it. I never under, I still don't understand that. How's it filtered then? I don't know, man. I'm sure. I'm sure somebody out there doesn't seem smart to like every, every house has a well that you then have to fill.

Is that what happens? I don't know. We want to know. So if you're one of our listeners and you're a hillbilly, throw us a fucking comment or wherever you consume the podcast. Yeah. If you don't have lead poisoning, you still have your site. There's no way you got a cell phone and well water.

I don't know. What's my, what's my sister-in-law's brother called to me? A dumbass. Fucking pussy. I don't know. If you do have a well and a cell phone, it's 100% a clip to your belt or you share it with the neighbor, the phone. He has a, but he lives up in the mountains and he gets water from like from running

on the mountain and like they have like a little thing. It almost looks like something where you get holy water and like Vatican city, it just comes out and has a little spicket and it's just constantly running. I've done that. I don't trust it. When I was, what if somebody takes a dump at the top of the mountain? That happens. But it's, you know, I mean, there's just a dead deer in there or something.

Dead deer in here or something. Did you sound like such a fucking hillbilly? What is your dead deer in here, Shum? Get gangrene. Dead deer in here. Fucking dead deer in my living room. I actually, I was in Switzerland a few years ago and we climbed up the, you know, we went on a hike all the way up the thing and that it was like a fucking strenuous hike and that

was the water. You just filled up an empty bottle. Sliss. Dude, I'm telling you, you're fucking thousands of feet off. It's fucking screaming cold and it's coming right from an ice cap. So it's like, dude, you just fill it up in the little waterfall and I'm telling you, I was like, yeah, you don't realize it. And then that's what I drank for two days.

And then we got back to the car and I'm, dude, and I opened up a bottle of like a plastic bottle of fucking pollen spring or something. You could taste the chemicals. I've said. Bad news. I've said this before. Now, obviously I'm a fat piece of shit. I eat terrible.

You look pretty good. I'm working on it, but I'm a big water guy. All right. I'm a big Pellegrino guy, big mineral water guy. And I saw this thing on Netflix that Zach Efron. Yeah. Oh, that. Yeah.

Not a bad looking kid. That dude's got a fucking body. Yeah. A tiny little body. Yeah. He makes me feel funny. I gotta be honest. Makes me feel good.

I was like, let's watch that Zach Efron thing. I'm like, no, I think I've seen it already. I'm not watching it with you. Yeah. I like to watch it a loon. Man, to be at your while you're sleeping. I hope. Doing a little pulley, pulley.

Oh, yeah. But now they talked all about different water and different mineral content, solid content and all that stuff. I love all that stuff. Most of the shit that we drink sucks minerals out of our body, apparently, because if you drink water that doesn't have a certain amount of mineral content, it fucking takes the minerals out of your body. Sounds like a fucking Superman villain.

Yeah. Mineral man. I don't know. But just like, we're going to make the water steal stuff from him. That's what Zach was telling me. He seemed like he knew what he was doing. Could have been those pectoral muscles. I don't know.

Either way, that's neither here nor there. Gang, this is a Patreon episode. This is a Patreon question episode. All right. Hold on. Before, because you clearly don't know what you're talking about. It's in everything. Welcome to the hard feelings, everybody.

I love how you break my balls off camera about content and that you don't even know what we're doing. Welcome back to YKWD. Yeah. We're in the middle of an episode. He literally doesn't even know what he's recorded. You're like, you're like, we're singing though. Who gives a shit?

You're like Ron Burgundy. You'll just say anything on the teleprompter. The show started. The lights are on. Go. I don't. I don't memorize lines. I memorize colors.

Green, blue, red. You don't have to be funny. You have an airplane story. Get out there and tell an airplane story. All right. Tom Cruise ain't coming. I thought you were a newsman. This is a fan question episode.

We are taking some questions from the Patreon. As you know, if you sign up for Patreon, you're guaranteed to get a question asked on the air at some point. We're working through them. Also, we're taking some from the Facebook group today and the general pop. Yeah. It's a family app. It's a family app.

We want everybody to feel included. We want to include everybody. And there's just so guys. It's so fun. I fucking love it. I love the fact that we're doing two episodes a week because we're just, you know, we get guests. We get to do, you know, answer your questions with guests.

We get to do it with me and him. There's so many fucking good questions. We get thousands of fucking submissions for questions that are all, most of them are fantastic. Some of them are real fucking snoozers. Got to work on your right packets. Some of you guys are real fucking trash, too, by the way. Some of the questions you ask, I think only happens in jail. I'm like, you ever get mad at the warden for changing the, for changing the tater tots?

I'm like, what are you fucking, relax. This is a fucking fun show. Um, no, but so we got a fucking list of some fucking bangers. We're going to do a couple from the Facebook group. If you're not in the Facebook group, join that. That's fucking, I mean, that's a, those kids are wild. Man, that's a community. They're fucking out of control.

It's great. People are posting pictures, shit on each other. It's all fun, lighthearted stuff dying, dying, laughing. Yeah. Okay. Let's get into some of these here. Let's go. It's the fall.

It's that time of the year. This is from Scott. Dopey. Dope. Riala. Dope something. I don't know. He's possessed of a gun guy.

You proofread these? Uh, no, I'm just winging it. All right. All right. Um, did any, did anyone's folks used to burn leaves? Did you do that burn leaves a certain day of the week because it was permitted. They do it. All right.

So if you're a front, like in the suburban areas, especially in the northeast, when it fall hits, there's leaves everywhere, some townships would like come collect. Everywhere is an understatement. It's out of fucking control. I worked in the landscape. Be company for a long time. I was a brutal part of the year, but it's so satisfying. Fall cleanups.

Oh, come on. I used to have to rake in. I used to fuck. My dad was a fucking whack dude. If there was one piece of fucking leaf out there, I was hearing it. Now you know why I'm a little high strung. My parents literally cut down every tree in their yard so they wouldn't have to worry about leaves.

That's garbage stuff. My brother did that. My brother came in and cleared fucking house, but my neighbors, they don't give a shit. So it blows all over their lawn. So every fall, I got to hear my old man bitching about the neighbor. Hey, gotta get me. Yeah, that's a big. We didn't burn them per se, but people in the neighborhood did.

Yeah, it was like Tuesday night at nine. You were at odd. The Burnham's made the neighborhood smell real good out there smoking a J. Hey, light up. If you got to smoke them, if you got them, my man, this is like a northeastern maple right here. Smoking it. Do be a little bit of Hawaiian fucking jambalaya.

Let's go. We did the biggest thing was fucking making a pile and jumping out of a tree. I can still smell it being in there. I can feel it on you. I can smell it. I can fucking do I miss dude, there was something about the quietness when you were down under all the leaves. I was just kind of like the rest of the world was blacked out a little bit.

It's like, go come out of there with a couple ticks on you a couple of rollie pollies in your ear. A couple of daddy long, man, he would get you. That was big. Jumping in a leaf pile. He's never ripped the legs off a daddy long leg or your garbage. I'm not afraid of daddy long leg. I'm scared of any spider.

It's so funny. My wife, we went into the woods and we went into like a cabin and there was, you know, it's like a fucking cabin in the middle of the woods. There's daddy long layer spiders everywhere. And she goes, well, what is it? She's like, look at that one. She's like, what's that called? I'm like, a daddy.

What do you try to explain a daddy long leg or to somebody that's never heard the name daddy long leg? It's so trashy. She's like, is that the name of it? I'm like, I think so. I don't know. But I'm a 34 year old man who calls him daddy long leg. Daddy long leg.

Holy shit. Daddy long legs, not legger. Where the fuck are you? Mountop, Pennsylvania. Daddy long legger, baby. Yeah. Daddy long legger. Couple of daddy long leggers.

DLLs, baby. Daddy long leggers. It's also my name for my fucking, uh, uh, four loco pounders called a little couple daddy long leggers. So why? Put, put a go ahead. Sleep. Poison me.

Call him spider bites. Put me out. leep. I thought it was a prank dart when you were in the South end of an eight ball. Yeah. I need that. Yeah, that was big, man. I fucking love that dude.

If I could just jump into a leaf pile and not break an elbow or something right now. Yeah. Sometimes when I go home, I'll just I'll kneel down on the grass and I'll just smell the grass. Just to smell, you know, my childhood smell the earth. You lay down in the grass. So purposefully, you fall over trying to tie your shoe, play it cool. Now I'm smelling down in the game.

They're smelling the lawn. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah. Bend over and smell the grass. I like walking in the grass and my bare feet too. It's very important. Very good for you.

Yeah. I feel grounded. Yes. That's what it is. Connected to Mother Gaia. That was from Scott on Patreon. We appreciate it. Scott, you're trash, man.

Sorry, dude. What it is, pretty cool. I've driven out to like, I was, you know, Connecticut and just like upstate and stuff. When you get out there and it's just like a farm and they just got a fire going and they're just like, they just burn it, whatever the fuck they got. Love it. It's cool. Yeah.

You know, when we were in school, behind the farmhouse, we used to burn shit like burn the old sets and stuff like that of like a bonfire. It's fucking great. Burr of griffin set. This is from John Rowe in the Facebook group. Have you ever? Johnny. This one hit, hit so close to home for me.

Can I pause for a second? You can, pal. You do. You cover up your camera with your little piece of tape. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is that, that's a real thing.

I thought that was a conspiracy thing. No, it's for sure real. Who's looking at you? I don't know who's looking at me, but if someone hacks you, they can turn your camera on. Man. Toby's chiming in, I think. Yeah. Fucking Zuckerberg does it.

That's how you know what's real. Yeah. He covers his. One, that's why I do it. He covers his camera and his mic, dude. Yeah. Jesus Christ. I don't care if you hear me.

I don't care if you hear me jerking off, but don't look at me. Got a little pee-pee. No. Well, let's, okay. So for the listener, I'm a big bath man. I like taking baths to relax, have a glass of wine, maybe a little bit of scotch. You know, I'm a big bath. I draw a mean Toby's dying.

Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Relax, kid. Will you? Chicago. Laughing like a prospector. All right. You're going to try to squeeze that impression in.

Use it a couple days ago. YKWD. And I got, I take my computer in, I watch some Seinfeld, and I don't, I, you got the fucking, I'm looking, the things looking at me floating around in the tub with my little man meat fucking floating around. So I cover it up. Where do you put that in the tub? You don't have a little, a little bathtub TV tray, do you?

No, sometimes I'll put it on the toilet seat or sometimes there's like, I'll take in a little table. Can you, can you please do. Tubby time with Kipi on Patreon. Oh my God. That's perfect. Correct. 100%.

That's my new fucking thing. Tubby time with Kipi. Sign up now. Guys, just for the listener, I wear a shirt. I feel like bad man nipples. I wear a shirt and underwear in the tub. And earmuffs for some reason. No, I'll definitely do it from the neck up, everybody, from the neck.

Yeah, dude, I do, for sure, I do candles. I fucking, you know, my wife will do some salts or some oils and stuff. I get it. Can you guys both fit in the tub together? Yeah, we're not you. You can. Yeah. You can both fit in the tub.

Mm-hmm. What kind of tub do you have? And can I use it? A white one? I don't know. Yeah, it's a tub. Who knows the brand of their tub in their New York City? It's not like I designed the bathroom.

Does it have the things on the bottom of the legs? It's like a big basin tub. No, that's, those are old school. Yeah, I want one of those. I need one of those. With the lion's feet. Yeah, I don't fit in the tub. Yeah, I'll rent you out.

My mom's jacuzzi. She's got a jacuzzi. Really? Yeah. Did she come with it? No. No, she does not. Throw the burden.

Like, deep breath. Probably time with Kippy coming to a Patreon here, you. Very nice. This is from John Rowe. This hit me so fucking close to home. Have you ever used box fans in your windows as an intake or exhaust? Dude, do you remember that one summer where I didn't have air condition? I was like really hemmed up on money.

Like really bad. I had quit my day job at the law firm. You lived in Astoria. No, no, no, no, no. I lived in, there was a time there in Astoria, too. You were on like the fourth floor. I was in my old apartment by my side. I just moved in.

I had quit my job at the law firm. My wife was still in Germany and I was fucked. I had like $9 to my name. No AC. Dude, I was putting, I was running the, it was like 500 degrees. I was like having hallucinations and shit in the middle of the night. And all I could afford was a $19 exhaust fan that I put in the window to try to blow fucking 104 degree air on you.

It was tough. Box fans suck. They put them on the ground. They fall over. Yeah. That's tough. You got to prop it up against something, but they can get. Like a laundry basket.

Dude, when they hit number three, that's like a fucking turbo jet hit. Yeah. I've 100% had that in the window. Yeah. Real garbage. Dude, if you're walking by and you look up, you see a fucking box fan in a window. You are struggling. Somebody's struggling.

The only thing worse than that is the thing that looks like an air conditioner, but it's just a fan. It like goes in like a, Toby knows what I'm talking about. Oh, with the two, with the two, with the two, and take it out the fuck out of here with that bull. Yeah. Put some ice in it. Yeah.

That shit's garbage. The ultimate is for a little while, we had a fan in our living room when I was a kid that didn't have a front grate on it. So you had to be real careful. They were big in the 80s and 90s. You'd lose a finger. Oh, no. You're supposed to have a grate.

No, I know. But yeah. It just fell off or broke. I don't know. I feel like things were more expensive back, like things, we didn't replace things as easily as you replace things. Because they were made here. Now everything's made in China and it's real cheap.

I guarantee your fan was made in fucking China in the 80s and 90s or so. I don't know. USA. But I feel like we just had broken shit around the house that we just always used. Dude, now, if like my remote wasn't working, I would have a new one in fucking the world. You're not a divorced mom with a family of three. She had cash. There was some cash.

She was getting broken. I remember this fucking. I'd have to give the check to my fucking mom sometimes for my dad. It was late usually. But that thing was all right. Yeah. Yeah. Three G's?

No, a little less. No, a little less. Per kid, though. What? She had to pay a price. So you got three checks? Well, one check, but for three kids. Wow.

Now when the kid had 18, they fucking phased out. Now is that court determined? Yeah. So he didn't just do it out of the goodness of his heart. No. But he paid for everything. Like, you know, do you think that if he wasn't court ordered, he wouldn't have paid for anything for you?

No. He would have paid for everything. Did he pay for you to go to college? Some things were a little things funds were tight when I went to college, my sister got paid in full. I think my brother did. Books and everything. I think my brother did as well.

But then when the time meathead rolled around, man, that's what I said to my sister. I'm like, we had completely different fucking upbringing. She had like, she turned 16. She got like a brand new car, a cell phone. I'm like, baby, it was fucking bone drive by the time I by the time I became a teenager, the fun times were over. It was like cars getting re-coded. Go cart in a walkie talkie.

I remember the floor was undone for like two years. It was like, I don't know what was happening. I stopped staying there. Wait till you get to the Foley's tomorrow. Oh, yeah. We are under construction. For the page. That's a good plug for the patron.

We hit our first goal of 300 patrons. I think that was it, right? 250? 250. We had our first goal. 250. We hit our first goal of 250 patrons. So we're doing an MTV crib style fucking invasion of the Foley household.

What you've been trying to do, but the COVID's been jamming us up. People got to fucking isolate quarantine, that whole thing. But we're going tomorrow. We got the fucking go ahead. We're going to throw it back at the, throw it back at Doritos in the backyard and let them do savages for an hour. Put some sleeping pills and some lunch meat. We're going to have to get some cell phone video of them or something.

Oh, I'll get them. There's going to be some sneaky stuff. I'll put, I'll get a body cam. They won't know what's happening. I'll tell them I'm a cop. They're very staunch. They don't want to be on camera. Oh.

My mother said, quote, I don't want to be on your television show on the TV network. Talk about it. I had a touch. Now I know where you get it. How do you stay so sharp? I love you, mommy. You're the best mommy ever. Yeah.

They're going to be like, well, are you wearing a wire? It's a lot of my mom. I ain't a rat. I ain't no rat. Gang, this episode is brought to you by Bluetooth. Let's take a quick minute talk about Uncle Hank's sex life real quick. I know we all want to hear about it. Here's the truth.

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Might be an alias. Mike A! Very generic name. Mike A! Do you ever, I feel like fully, you ever start eating food from your cart in the grocery store before you pay for it? No, it was never big on that. I don't like eating in public and I thought that was really trashy.

And I'm such a pussy that I was always scared that I was going to get in trouble for doing that. And my mom really didn't even do it. You know what I mean? She's got a rotisserie chicken open. She's making mac and cheese in the back. Making chicken salad. You guys got a hot plate I can use?

Nah, she wasn't big on that. I mean, I'll taste the grape. Yeah, what are you, a fucking, yeah, of course. Yeah, I'll taste the grape, but that's about it. It's something about that. No good. You never slug a naked juice to pop it on a shelf? No.

I don't like stealing little shit like that. I had the Catholic guilt. Yeah. I don't steal little shit. It's no good. It's not the garbage way. Yeah. I steal big shit.

I think I might have told you when my mom, I think when my brother was working at the giant food store. Stole lunch meat? No. She got a cheese. Yeah, I think I might have got into it. Yeah. So it's a whole thing.

But she was all, I guess because they grew up so poor and shit, like it was always a point of pride that she never stole anything, that that was, it was like you do not fucking, I don't care if you don't have the money and you can't pay the credit card bill. You don't steal. Yeah. You don't steal. Never steal little shit. Only go big.

Maserati's fucking beamers. Yeah. You know, you find 20 bucks in the ground, you try to give it back. You find 12K on the ground. You were with your kids all night. Right? We were big on, I, you know, I was a big, big role guy growing up. We would go to the super fresh fucking weird kid in fucking Rich Barrow, Pennsylvania and

I would, we'd fucking right, shut you up, right to the deli. Get a fucking soft Amoroso roll, dude and just fucking sit in the car and crush that thing. Crush it. Maybe only finish half of it. Put the other half in the front pouch of my starter jacket. Who knows? Wait, wait, you were wearing a starter jacket and you still fit into the fucking front

of the cart? Maybe the back of the cart. You mean like just in the cart? That's real. We weren't allowed to do that. That's like right in the back of a pickup truck. Oh, which we did. You sit, you sit.

Oh yeah. But you sit in the, in the little cart thing when you're a little kid. Yeah. But when you get to about six or seven. We were never in the cart stepping on the groceries and shit like that. I mean, I wasn't like fucking jumping around making fucking wine or anything. I was fucking sitting down, chilling, cruising. Oh man.

Yeah. Nothing like, you'll never have that safety and security again. Sitting in the fucking grocery cart where your mom pushes you around, cooked the snacks up for the week. Yeah. Feeling like a badass because you're not strapped in. That's for the pussies. Kimmy doesn't need to be strapped in.

I never cry in being put in that thing though. I wanted to walk or something. Yeah, your legs didn't fit. I got enough to circulation. Hey, Mike. Can't feel my toes. Need to diastolic over here. All right.

All right. Let's see what else we got here. Good, good shit. So no, never, never, never eat anything in the grocery store. Yeah. A little bit. Oh my dad always, my dad always get a sample of the lunch meat sliced in and they hold it up.

My dad would find for sure. But he doesn't, he didn't ask for it because they do it behind the deli. They can just slice that then. They pull it. Here you go. Oh yeah. Like is this good? And he goes, yeah, to go.

Here you go. Yeah. Yeah. Man. Shout out to fucking acne. They run a tight ship. I tell you, of all the things, there was nothing better than my mom getting back from the grocery store on a Saturday.

It had to be a Saturday and it was early, maybe before five o'clock mass before dinner. Who knows what dinner was going to be, but there'd be a nice lunch immediately of the fresh cold cuts that you got. Dude, with the fresh fucking rolls, fresh rolls, fresh cold cuts. The fucking brand new bag of chips and an ice cold fucking. She'd crack open the fucking two liter of Coke or Pepsi, fill up some fucking football glass with ice. Had faded paint on it from the dishwasher.

Oh man. Fucking nothing better than on it. Yeah. The family. We were eating lunch meat. Goldfish. I would put the goldfish on a fucking on a turkey and cheese. Oh my.

Yeah. Did I still do that when I go home? Goldy. Goldfish at the house because they literally the last 10 seconds, 10 seconds. I'll mulch. I'll mulch a fucking thing. More so than a cheese. It.

Yeah. Cheesets are a little denser. I'll do a whole box of cheese. We're not even thinking about it. I started. I'll fucking do it right now. I'll do cheesets, but I bet a little box, not the pounder. They have like the big one pound box, but they have now they have like a tinier one.

Yeah. And they also have big cheesets now. They're like, they're like big ones like a fucking couch cushion. Yeah. I go for the OGs. What am I a fuck? I told you a bit of toasty. Extra toasty ones are fucking A. Okay.

That's like, I guess they burn a batch and they were like, yo, these are pretty good. Throw them in a box, change the label. I'd say, you know, your trash, you like them burnt like a burnt hot dog. Do you? Oh yeah. For sure. Little correct. I remember my step mom.

She was like, I like mine a little burnt and that blew my mind. I'm like, you like your hot dogs burnt and then little kippy had to try. Good night. There's crispy on the outside garbage in the middle. Yeah. You're at home alone. You're looking for a hot dog. How are you cooking?

Microwave. What am I a fucking jerk off? You're home alone. You're looking. I don't care if the fucking queen of England's at my house. I'm microwaving an Oscar Meyer cheese. Yeah. Throw it in your fucking buns with some fucking pretzels, some chips or some goldfish on

the side as a kicker. That's crazy to me. What are you full? Are you microwaving? Unless I'm eating it raw. Yeah. Microwave with it. For sure.

How are you cooking a hot dog? I'm a working mom. There's only one way to cook a hot dog. How? Toaster oven. This guy. Fuck out. What happens when you get outside of Ohio?

Who the fuck knows? Wait, wait, wait. This is the kicker though. Midwest wackos. Fly over state Toby over here. And for all the listeners, I'm going to change your life right now. It's got to take what? 40 minutes in a toaster oven.

No, no, no, no, no. It takes like one toast cycle. Quick. No way. But the key is this is going to change your life forever. You got to spiralize it. I get that. Hey, Ron Popeal.

Zip it. No, no. I'm trying to watch my threes company over here. No shot. You take a couple of new drugs. You roll around the edge. You get it. It gets a crispy on the inside and the outside toaster oven.

Three, four minutes. Unbelievable. Dude, four minutes. Kippy. Unbelievable. Is that Bobby Flay over there? Yeah. Is that Bobby?

Hey, Wolfgang. Hey, Wolfgang, fuck yourself. Fuck that. Now, in the house by myself, bad things happen. As far as food wise, things I wouldn't want people to know. I couldn't imagine. Oh, it ain't good. Especially at my mom's house.

How are you doing on the diet now, do you think? We're doing pretty good. Yeah, we're doing actually. Oh, that's... I'm pretty good. Oh, dude, dude. You couldn't even get through that. I'm doing good.

I quit smoking. I'm not smoking. Well, you weren't eating the cigarettes. I'm not smoking. I'm on the nicotine gum. Okay. I'm on not anything else. I'm not drinking.

I'm not doing anything. And we're eating. You know, we're eating three meals a day, a little bit of snack, but we're walking a lot. We're doing a lot of walking. We're doing a lot of walking. We go to the park. We walk over there.

Okay, okay. I make sure I get up every morning now and I go for a walk. Save the weight challenge for the Patreon. You know what I mean? That's Patreon.com. I'm doing okay. Sorry, you garbage. Good.

I'm glad to hear. Not a holidays are coming up. Oh, man. You know? You got to live a little bit around the holidays. Trust me with the COVID. Don't be so mad. You don't.

You've lived enough around every day. Yeah. You've eaten enough pizza for fucking an army. You've eaten enough pizza for fucking an army. You've eaten enough pizza for fucking an army. You've eaten enough pizza for fucking an army. I couldn't get that. Hey, Wolfgang go fuck yourself.

You know, you know what sucks. Remember that? Remember that from a minute ago. Remember when Kippie got that punchline? Put it in the promo. You know what sucks is I've recently... It's sad because, you know, there's certain things that I just can't do anymore that I realize.

Hide your shoes. Come on. That was good. Yeah. Well, that's why I was having a hard time tying my shoes and putting my socks on. But I found a trick for fat guys to put your socks on. Slingshot?

Really? Boomerang? What are we talking here? Police system? What do you got? To put my socks on by using the bed. I'll do a video and I'll show you. Yeah, there you go.

Put it on Patreon. Put it on Patreon. This is really Patreon plug heavy. I've really rekindled my love affair with the Sicilian slice. When? Just over the last year, like in the summer. Yeah. I'm being serious in the summer.

I'm joking. I did look at the camera. We're having a good time here. We're having fun. I'm just saying I really, I really like Sicilian pizza and that's really big. I beg you for a cauliflower pizza kind of guy. I would eat that.

I like cauliflower. I had cauliflower fried rice the other day. Crystal made it. It was great. It was good stuff. Little peas, little stuff like that. Great. But the more I think about it, the Sicilian is my slice and makes

me because it's bigger. Yeah. I don't know. It's just crispier. It's crunchier on the bottom. It's what I think about what pizza should be. You hear that folks? When you're pre-diabetics.

Take that to the bank. You don't see any Sicilians with diabetes. I'll tell you that. All right. Let's get back to the fucking show. I apologize. I hope you guys are having fun. Hope you guys are having fun.

This is from the one and only Mr. Zach Amiko. Big guy, big podcast. On the Midnight Spook Show? On the Midnight Spook Show. Real-est podcast? Shout out to Zach fucking Amiko. Shout out to Zach Amiko. We love you buddy.

He raised the question. Is a tattoo on a girl's titty meat like animal paws on either boob or anything that's solely on the titty meat that shows with cleavage a sign of, is that a sign of pure garbage? Yeah. Right? I almost spit up a little bit. That was like Eve had the two fucking dog prints, which was pretty

hot back in the day. When they're tight. Yeah. But like when you see like somebody's aunt that has like, you know, Stephanie tattooed on there. Or like an anchor or something. Is your aunt Popeye? What the fuck?

It was in cursive and now it's stretched out in its regular print. Yeah. Anything in cursive looks real bad. Yeah. It doesn't age well. No. I'm thinking about getting a tattoo right here. Putting in.

Ain't nobody quicker than Kippy. That's not a bad idea. Fucking slices of salient. But I have to get them by getting the tape on my forearm right there. I love how you make a muscle like that's really here. Uh, that's personal. I can't have a personal. I had a friend who passed away and I'm so I was thinking about putting

this name on there. Yeah. Yeah. Do I know this friend? Of course you do. You know all my friends. I'm your only friend. They're all dying.

Buddy, I'm all you got. I didn't do it all. Take a look around. Your inventory is pretty. I'm gonna do a little stock check on friends. I don't really have anybody that I can call in chit chat with. And I'm a big chit chat guy. Every once in a while.

Do you see a common denominator in all these? You're painful to talk to off the podcast. I think you need to do a little soul searching. I'm doing soul searching. Get yourself a Sicilian pie and walk on the beach for a little bit. It really takes some time to reflect. Love Sicilian pizza. Um, this is from daddy dub fresh on Patreon.

And with this, you know, this is a little bit tired. Uh, you know, tired ground. We've gone over it, but a lot of, we have a lot of new listeners and stuff like that. So. Oh yeah. And we're coming up on the holiday season. Oh yeah. Um, this is artificial trees or, or real Christmas tree hands down.

Come on. What is this? Are you garbage? One on one over here. We're fucking juniors. It's trash. Yeah. You got to go real Christmas tree.

Get it. Unless there's like some sort of allergy type. Unless there's like some extenuating circumstance, I can turn a blind eye to it. Sure. But you got to go fucking real tree. Yeah. And in New York too, you even, I get that you got a small apartment or whatever, but you can get the tiny little bullshit.

We got one this year. I did one two years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Normally we get a big full one, but we're not going to be there for, we're not going to be there for Christmas. So we got a little one for the next couple of weeks. It's a little cute, little cutie guy.

I know. I did that. Yeah. I've done that too. It's nice. They're so cute, man. Um, but the way we, the way we look at it, we looked at it as most people don't get the little Christmas trees.

So we look at it like it's a little doggie. Like a, like a little, um, like a rescue. It's a rescue tree. That's what we call it. Okay. Um, it didn't rescue me. I rescued him or whatever. That's right.

Yeah. That's right. She rescued us. He also said, this is also from Daddy Dub Fresh. Sounds like a fucking nineties rapper or eighties rapper. Him and cool, cool moji or whatever. Third base, open it up for him. You ever go to your friend's house and the food just ain't no good?

I'm Daddy Dub Fresh. I'm here to say, uh, bubba chicka boo. Uh, also family reunions. I mean, we've kind of talked about it before. Wait, is this Daddy Dub Fresh second part of the question? Yeah. Yeah. It's got two in there.

Yeah. Fake Christmas trees. And what is he, what do we think about family reunions? They're fucking trash. Apparently garbage. Trash. Apparently trash. We went to one as a kid as a, I don't even know who started the family was.

I've never even seen any of them motherfuckers again. We might have crashed someone else's just for the fucking hot dogs. I don't know who, but I remember they tried giving me a shirt and I was like, I ain't fuck. I don't know you fucking guys. I ain't wearing this. That is the only thing that makes a family reunion trash here is the matching shirt. Yeah.

We did blank. Like I've said, I think I've said it before on, I think it was the Brian six episode. The bees are fucking, we do it on the beach and why would we're like no permits or anything. We just get down there early. A bunch of my fucking moot cousins set up tents at like seven a.m. and stake out the ground with a bunch of empty chairs and stuff. And then it's like, everybody brings food and beers and we hang out just a regular beach day.

You're doing this. Yeah. But they all vacation there. So it's like, and you're allowed to do that. He allowed to set up tents and stuff like that. I mean, they're not like carnival tents, but they're like fucking, you know, rides for the kids. No, they're like fucking, you know, like canopies.

You would set up if you had like a family, you went down to the beach, like the Coleman fucking gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. You know what else is trashy to on the flip side of that? Cause we're not just fucking taking shots at people, low income, rich people try to do this, but I think it's real trashy. It might be an East coast thing.

Might not be, but people go down the shore and they take a family photo where they're all wearing white shirts, all of my fucking family. Fuck you. Yeah. White button down. Listen, we all have been, we've all been done broad sister in law. But no one can stand shit's trash. It's so fucking on every one of my cousins.

I think all my family and there's always like the one of them posing and like the casual with the dog, like jumping in or something. It's like, oh, the impromptu wacky, gotta see it. No. Thanks. I even like pictures to begin with photos. Yeah. You don't fit them.

Hi. Oh. Bada bing. Bada boom. Yeah. You support me on my weight loss here. I do, man. What are you talking about?

Through negative reinforcement. Hey, it worked for me. Worked for me. What? You don't know negative reinforcement. Punk. You were smoking doobies under the fucking bleachers. I was in there getting hot.

Here we are. All-star, all-star athlete. Well, whatever happened back then, you're 400 pounds, so you got to make some. Zoom in on the jersey. Toby. We should have a jersey cam over there. Let's check in with the jersey cam and still hang in. Okay.

Have the jersey be the man on the street? Shout out to the jersey cam. 15 tackles this senior year. Is that the number? No. It's way more than that. Oh, I'm sorry. Leon Lett.

Who's Lee? That's a deep gut. I don't know why that name came in. Some old Eagles player. No, Leon. I think he was the cokehead, one of the cokeheads on the Cowboys, I think. Leon Lett got arrested with coke like 15 times. That could be wrong.

That's awesome. Yeah. This is from Jessie By. She says she loves doing it, but is it garbage when you ask for the hanger when you buy a shirt? Oh, my God. Here's the thing. That's trash.

It depends where you're getting the shirt from. As far as I remember, that's an even trashier answer. Brooks Brothers doesn't give you the hangar when you're going to buy a fucking button down. But when I go to Walmart and get my fucking George collection, because it's not worth it for them. They're all in plastic hangars. But here's the thing.

Dude, when they just fold, they just fold it. Walmart does not care about folding the t-shirt. They put it all in a pile, wrap it up around their arm, and shove it in a fucking bag. They don't fucking care. Yeah. But you've got a good set of hangers out of it. You know what I mean? Have you ever stolen hangers from anywhere?

What? Where am I stealing hangers? I don't know. Hotel room. All the hotels, I go have them all locked on there. Well, we know what your mom steals from fucking hotel rooms. That's the first episode on Patreon.com. All these mom steals, everything and anything that's not bolted down.

She's the reason they fucking drilled the TV to the dresser. She walked with a couple of zeniths. Those flat screens are real light. Let me tell you that. She walked with a couple of zeniths back in the day. Shout out to Patty Mayo. Patty! Hey, what's up, everybody?

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This is from Matt Marlar. Matt Marlar. How many sleeveless shirts do you own and how many of them weren't originally sleeveless? That's all I do. You can do sleeveless? Oh, sleeve? I thought you meant like this, like short sleeve. I don't fuck with the long sleeve button down.

I've got my forearms out in case shit goes down on the street, plus they're not comfortable. They get tight here. No sleeveless shirts because I, in my younger days, yes, but I have developed skin tags. Skin tags is one. But do you ever notice the middle-aged fat guy that wears a short sleeve shirt and you can see the side and the stretch marks and you just know it doesn't look fresh? Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't look fresh and it doesn't look clean.

So it's not a good look. I was always jealous of, right, because I was always, I was a bigger, I was a, I was a big guy, right? And now I'm a bigger, you know, I've lost some weight. I'm just, you know. You're a fat kid. I was a fat kid. All grown up.

With a big head. With a big head. Right. A tiny peepee. Bad haircut. Bad haircut. You said it was looking good today, though. Who did?

You. What's going on for it? You get something's going on. Not absolutely not. And it looks like you got a little bit of that spray in there. Would you get that fucking fake Christmas tree stuff that looks like the snow? Coat that up a little bit. I thought about that.

Now that we got these new HD cams, though, don't want a little fucking crop duster up top. Woo. Got the hair of a cartoon character. Just one line, right? That's patreon.com. No, I, uh, I was always jealous of the fat guy who had like a tight body a little bit. I'm flabby.

I've always been. Do you ever see like there's like the fat guy who gives you a shirt off and it looks like he's just like blown up a little bit. He's not like jiggly. The hard stuff. The hard stuff. Like a Burt Kreischer. Like a Burt Kreischer.

You go like, oh, that, like he looks okay because it's not jiggle it and he looks better than most. I'll tell you who the epitome of that is. Uh, it's going to be somewhat of a deep cut, but if you saw the Irishman, uh, there's a, there's an actor in their name, Bo Deedle used to be used to be a cop. He became an actor. He also just ran for mayor a couple, couple years ago. He tries every year.

Yeah. He, he is, he's fat. Also the way you said that ran for me or he ran for me or a couple of years ago. He's heavy, but he's sexy. You know what I mean? Like Paul Hollywood is a bigger guy, but I bet he was going out of shirt off British baking show. You know what I'm talking about?

He's a bigger guy. You don't think he's smaller than, like he's like stockier, but that's leaning into what you're talking about. I know exactly what you're talking about. I don't have that. I'm not a good fat. No. Bad fat.

Some guys are like, they got it tight and they can do the cutoff. I couldn't do the cutoff cause you get the jiggle. Yeah. I always wanted to, or a lot of times a fat guy cause on the beach, you know what I mean? Especially when you're a younger, it's like a lot of fat guys would do like the, just the basketball jersey. And I'm like, that looks pretty good. Like I could never pull it off though.

That shot was terrible. This guy had no left. I kept double dribbling. Getting snuffed left and right. Yeah. That's a trash. The sleeveless shirts. I don't do, but this is a tip I want to give you and you know, this is a, when you go to

like a wedding or something, or you know, you're like, you got to wear a suit, say to do and you wear like a white shirt under the suit, your nipple show, your chest hair. So it's tough cause that those dress shirts are very thin. But then when you do, if you do the wife beater, they see the wife beater. I know exactly what you're going to say. Okay. Let me finish. But if you do a t-shirt, you see the fucking sleeve mark, you look like a fucking jamoke

when you're trying to do the electric slide on a dance floor and so you get a, what? Good. No, you get a regular t-shirt and cut the sleeves off. That way it's solid here. You don't see. And then the sleeves go on the crease where the crease is. They don't know that you don't, so you don't see the sleeve at all. It's fucking phenomenal.

See, my brother turned me on to that one time. I was like, what are you doing? He goes, check this out. I'm like, we're in a hotel room. My mind was blown. I was like, get me the scissors stat, patio. We're taking, we're taking these sleeves off. Kippy's rocking the guns.

I also heard if you get a light, get a light gray, you don't see it as much through the, through the white shirt. But the sleeves are dead. You see the sleeves down halfway down this. Yeah. I'm with you. That's tough. I was always like the idiot who like, I was a fat kid.

So like I never had, like I never had like real good dress clothes. You know what I mean? It was always kind of like what I pieced together or what fit at that time of the year or whatever. Lot of runs the TJ Maxx last minute to get a fucking shirt or khakis that fit and whatever. I was always missing one crucial article of clothing. Sure. And I bought a fucking show. I went to Polo down at like Broad and Walnut because it was like his dress rehearsal wedding.

It was his wedding weekends. We were staying at the hotel for the weekend down there and I was like, Oh, I'll just stop at Polo, grab a fucking shirt for 60 bucks. Must be nice. All pinned up. I only had like a hundred bucks in my account at the time. Still do. Man, the envelope light.

He didn't get one. Your brother? No. You didn't give him an envelope? No. I just, what do you mean? Do you say that like I'm an asshole? Yeah.

We don't do. We, me and him don't do that. You and him don't do what? Especially at that time. I was probably, we were working together. Yeah. I just, yeah. You didn't get him a what?

You didn't give him an envelope or what? Even I gave my brother an envelope and I was fucking all yacked up. Do you give your siblings Christmas presents? No. No. No shot. No. You don't?

No. Fuck no. Fuck are you commies? What are you talking about? We gotta, we gotta understand. Yeah. I have a good relationship with my brother that we don't need to fucking fake pleasantries and hand him a sweater or something.

Also, we were working together at that time. We were taking my dad's, we were taking my dad's business over. So it's like money was tight. And we're going to be like, hey, I took $500 out of the fucking corporate account to give to you that we're going to need to cover payroll next week. Like what? You know what I mean? That doesn't make any sense.

I always get my brother a nice Christmas present. That's so, I understand it. I'm not, but to me and like the relationship I have with my brother, it's like so fake to me. To buy him a present? What? Yeah. I got this for you because I love you and I thought you would enjoy it and it's the

holiday season. What present do you get your brother? A nice bottle of scotch, a good book that he likes, you know, something like that. What book? I don't know. A book about Ronald Reagan or something like that, whatever. It's different every year. Yeah, I don't know.

Usually a World War II book that he's been, you know, he wants to read or something. Okay. But then what do you have conversations like, hey, what do you, how do you find out what book he wants to read? What do you think? What do you, what do you, what would you like for Christmas this year, big guy? That's insane to me. The fact that you're asking him, what do you want me to buy you?

That's insane to me. Why? Hey, what do you want for Christmas this year? Give the 40 bucks and go buy the bottle or the book yourself. Asking for a specific Christmas present is so trash. It's insane. Who the fuck are you to? What's going on here?

Dude, you're asking your 42 year old brother or how, is he older or younger than you? He's older. You're asking your older brother, you're pushing, how old are you? 44. So your brother's pushing 50s, 46? 46. You're asking him, hey, what can I get you that's under 40 bucks that I can buy you? You're the one that added 40 bucks.

Yeah. Cause I'm trying to be funny. Relax. Because you're shitting on giving Christmas presents, which I think is a good nice thing. Okay. I'm just saying I still, I mean, for two grown men to exchange presents, I mean, you're not spending 500 bucks on them. I might one year.

Sure. Someday. But you haven't. I could. If I wanted to. No, you couldn't. That's patreon.com folks. Stop with the patreon.

It's a joke. What are you doing? Relax. Why you're so butthurt that we're making fun of you that you buy your brother a fucking Christmas present. No, it's not that. You are. I'm shocked.

100% change. I am shocked that you don't get Christmas presents. I'm just sharing that the relationship I have with my brother, that is just, that seems very fake to me to be like, Oh, here's a sweater. Oh, here's a bottle of scotch. I don't, it just, it seems very, especially if I asked him, Hey, what can I buy you this month? Do you think it's fake if you give your niece and nephew a Christmas present?

No, because they're children. All right. Would you give your mother a Christmas present? Yeah. Do you think that's fake? No, but also it's like she's not asking for, yeah, it's a little, it's a little heartless a little bit. Yeah.

Why? It's so it's less heartless to give them nothing. I don't, who, to my brother, I mean, my mom's different. Yeah. We're talking about my brother, my grown man brother to be like, Oh, here's a bottle of kettle one or something that you probably had, I just, or I don't know, or to even ask him is crazier to me. Really?

Yeah. Do you, you don't buy your, your sibling's gifts? Do you? No, no, no. Yeah. When did it stop? Uh, when he got drunk. When he drove the car to the house.

Yeah. See, he got fucking dead. You're talking about me. You guys are damaged. So, so he got, he got drunk and wanted to like flex on me that he was making money and I wasn't. So he dropped like three grand into my bank account, like hammer, just to, just to show that he could do it.

And then he was like, it's awesome. It's a great brother. Yeah. And then the next day when he asked if I would send it back, what the fuck? Yeah. My just a little shipping and handling. Oh yeah. There was a little bit of a $500.

Yeah. There's a Venmo fee. Came back a little bit later. No, I don't, I don't know. I just, I don't, I, yeah, it's just, it's, it's empty. It's empty gestures to me. I'd rather hang out with my brother. Not saying you don't.

I'm just saying to me, I'd rather like get together and fucking have a moment with my brother than go, Oh, here, here. It's just, I don't know. It sounds like you're being a cheapo if he asked me. Not at all. We decided when we were like fucking 17 to be like, this is just fake. What are we doing? Yeah.

Fake. I don't know. Maybe it's the, the, I'm getting hung up on the word. Why is it fake to give your brother or sister? I'm saying in my relationship with my brother, that would be viewed as it's, it's, to ask him what he wants is very disingenuous. So you didn't get him anything. Cause I'm not doing it.

You didn't get him anything for his wedding. I didn't get him anything. I haven't got him. I haven't given my brother a gift since we were like 13 and like we had to, no for Christmas. I get something from the kids, like a shirt or something like that. Like, Hey, this is from, you know, the kids, but it's like, well, we don't exchange presents. Okay. I don't want to ruin the fun.

We do have a guest coming in shortly. Oh, right. Yeah. I do have a question from Instagram from a old pal, Brian Morton in Zane, Chicago. Shout out to B-man. Love them. Love them to death. Have you ever used a poster or picture to cover up a hole in your wall?

What? Yeah. For sure. For a hole that I put there, I don't know if I've ever intentionally like going out and bought a picture, but I've been like, well, we can move that over here to cover that up. Yeah. I'm not, I'm not married to it on the north side wall, like they can definitely go on

this side of the wall. Yeah. Yeah. I punched a hole in the door in my old apartment that I didn't think anybody would notice. And then we removed, we moved like a week later. I saw that door out there laying by the chair. Did you get, did you get knocked for it on the security deposit? Nah.

You want to know why? Because I made sure I took care of the super as we're moving out. Thanks for everything. Yeah. But a boom, but a bing. Yeah. All of a sudden that paperwork gets lost. I had, I had a bedroom door that wouldn't lock in the apartment I lived in because

I got, we had a party and I locked my, the door to my bedrooms and all would go in, fuck with my shit, got hammer drunk, couldn't find the key and then like I had a no knock ward. I just fucking busted on the fucking sledgehammer. Start fucking throwing heat. That's awesome. Yeah. For sure.

That's always happened at every place. I moved out. There's been a fucked up door or something on the hinges. Closet door or something. Oh yeah. Guys, that's it. Thank you so much for tuning in. What a fun time.

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