Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Fireworks in the House w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: June 24, 2021

Kippy and Foley are back with a HOT one! They talk trashy pronunciations, renting movies, and snacks. It's a family ep baby. Thanks for all the support. Love youse guys.  Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AYGLiveShows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage https://www.Stamps.com PROMO Code: GARBAGE https://www.breathefum.com/garbage Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Welcome to another exciting edition of are you garbage the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H Foley everybody out there and welcome back everybody's favorite new podcast this is our you garbage it's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out they grew up to be classy or if there's the big old piece of trash oh yeah I'm your host age fully coming at you on a beautiful day we're down here at Anthony's basement the Sixers you fucking stink you're putting this woman through fucking

hell two packs of newbies she did yesterday two packs of newbies and two mortgage payments out the fucking door because Ben Simmons can't do a fucking free throw yeah but that's neither here nor there my co-host is coming at you from the cross the table he's kind of the head big head around here he's an international businessman so show him a little fucking respect give it up for Kevin James Brian everybody good to see you Kelvin the three of us all stood in the run like he's got the biggest head he's in charge biggest head biggest brain you do the math there you go what's up gang happy to be here thanks for

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amazing experience on the train T bone got recognized in the wild for the first time it's a good feeling right now it was not yeah hey are you the guy that fucks up the audio my favorite new podcast hey you the guy that won't shut up yeah I don't know how to do jokes on there he pulled a knife and was like hey if you keep talking yeah shout out to Nick and Connecticut real nice shot Nick he was on the same train I was on those flooding I saw that T bone was taking a water on a train you know you're hemmed up I've never seen what your trains got even though no dude's a couple tick-tock kids got in the bathroom ripped some

pipes out of the wall really yeah the conductor came through who opened up like the back hatch to the all the world the pumps are looked at it just exhaled his head and walked away I'm in a union this thing though this don't fall under my responsibilities you gotta love them tick-tock kids and if from what I understand no cap we got a hot new intern that has us on tick-tock we do shout out yeah just check out are you garbage on tick-tock shout out to the Bud Light intern that's what we've been calling them be a lie good guy to be a lie Bud Light intern good profession professional wakeboarder hi dog he's a

beach guy really got a good body on a tight body body nice yeah very nice I on the other hand do not know shout out the fact we're bored shout out the fat court we have one more episode today that we're recording this is one more two more check-ins so this is the this is the final check-in to fat court and then next week is the final way and if you're not on that page here on it is a roller coaster we're having a good time on that'll be out that'll be out this weekend that you're in this yeah but there's still one more check-in oh that's out I guess yeah okay yeah yeah done done done done done this guy's fat six flags is

gonna buy us because this thing's a fucking roller coaster baby a couple of Swedes putting it together I do what I do I do need to make an apology because I've been getting fucking beat up in the YouTube comments I know exactly what it's gonna be yeah I made a joke on his lip I made a joke off that our young cool audience yeah I was trying to think maybe his teenagers I don't know I was trying to make a joke I said only nobody under 32 listens or watches the show which I know is factually false yep our bread and butter is 20s and 30s that trending with the 18 to 25 demo maybe a couple after my no cap t-shirt well

that's what I mean that's what the joke came from I think but I literally you might you would have said like I you know told you like yeah that was the most divisive thing I've ever said on here people like a fucking 20 you jerk off yeah yeah you ball you look 100 I'm like okay thanks I apologize for that but shout out to all the young listeners yeah tell those young kids steal their parents credit card by goddamn he looks mattress I don't know maybe maybe next week maybe shout out to Helix next week I guys are having fun here I would like to formally apologize I'm a man of principle and I found it when I'm wrong

I address it and say I'm wrong thank you very much we appreciate I still think you're fat I don't think I'm wrong about that I'm going yeah evidence points in all directions that you're correct on that some guy goes also kippy do you forget that you're fat I'm like there's a difference between 225 and we're on though okay especially at the craps table knows wide open yeah gang we're back here with a family episode it's just me the Kipper Reno and T bone McMuffin we love you guys as you know when you sign up for patreon you'll get a question read on the year on a year on a year and that's what we're here to do today we

love you guys we appreciate all your love and support we're excited it's gonna be a great summer man doing our thing yeah guys you're fucking love you if you're coming out on the road we can't wait to fucking we can't wait to meet listen we want to meet this is so new like that to be corny or whatever this is also new for us so like if you do see us in the street say what's up I want to take it like I want to fucking talk to everybody we need the human contact yeah that's us three in this fucking studio totally who knows where the fuck she is but can't wait to meet everybody pictures the whole nine yards hanging

out shaking hands kissing babies we love it can't wait to meet everybody love it we love it we love it we will not stay at your place yeah couple people offered for me to you know for us to stop by their place I might listen can I trade in my room voucher I got a local guy I'm staying for the young kids send pictures of the mall let's see what she looks like asking me for a travel buyout give me how much was my room return it I'm staying with I'm staying with Gary in Cincinnati Gary's mom's a hot piece what are you gonna do what would it take for you to stay with a listener not much yeah you're not yeah I don't know you say

that though mm-hmm but you're a specific kind of guy I mean I would enjoy you know something a little upscale I mean if I no way you'd stay in a place for a stackem's in a Kool-Aid if I want run in the middle of that a fucking patties and fucking do it up down there yeah gotta have some kind of McMansions gotta be a three four room house multiple bathrooms I like my privacy stay at our place you're gonna need to remodel that ever fully stuff with it yeah a pool wouldn't be bad a mom that knows how to cook you know and keep her yaps shut full cable package of course what are you moving in another that directly what

are you shining Elise the fuck are you totally staying your name right what is included on this garage garage fridge kids would be okay I love kids you know what I mean plus the snacks yeah had a bad look that's good we'll see we'll see me on the other hand I'd like I like my I like my own domicile those guys are real germaphobe I don't like I don't even like staying in a buddy's place I'm like yo you hit the bricks all right I'll get in there being big or something I'm not a couch guy so unless you got a fucking spare room hit the bricks and I don't mean to spare room like where there's like a fucking exercise bike in

there when I had a treadmill with clothes on it yeah maybe a helix the twins offered me the keys to their place they're gonna be out of town when I'm in Chicago they're like stay at our place so I might bring fleas back to the studio no you're not staying with you're not staying in a yurt or whatever the fuck those kids do there's that ain't happening there's circus fleas step right up step right in look guys I know it's weird but they're hard workers Jesus Christ ever see a flea on a trampoline Toby's like hey the bearded lady needs to do five minutes on the first show in Chicago can't wait to get

down yeah it's gonna be a good one I'm having a couple of pops out there couple of pops couple of pops good stuff yeah all right let's get into we got a couple of fucking heaters and I I don't know if this one's directed at me but this is say dear jerk off not really during sweep sweep all right yeah what do you fucking go on it you should be coming at the king you best not miss that you know this is from pure avine it just pure avine pure avine sure I don't know why you're hemming me up on the pronunciation of this name I'm clearly guessing that I believe it's Peter it's pittner pure yeah pure avine p i r a v e

e n sounds classy yeah p-dog p money on P money it just says dirtball detector how many syllables in the word necklace is it necklace or necklace which I necklace necklace I might throw a small a necklace I might throw a small a in there too it's to necklace necklace yeah yeah which doesn't sound right when I say it multiple times so I bought my mom a necklace you say it I'm a mom an emerald necklace you're trying I could you're trying to hear you trying to stick the landing on necklace though all right let me put myself in the situation start screaming at me you stupid whore you fat piece of shit I

bought you to fucking necklace didn't I yeah yeah I get but a big one in my family is pocketbook pocketbook instead of pocketbook pocketbook first of all calling a person whether you're saying pocketbook or pocketbook that's trash pocketbook a pocketbook there's like a story where my cousin was like yeah can you get she was at college went away to college for the first time she's like can you grab my pocketbook and the girl is like looking through her room like what the fuck is up like googling pocket like I had no idea what the fuck you was talking about yeah my pocketbook pocketbook's a big one in my family big huge that sounds

like a book that has like different skin ailments in it what kind of pocket let me check my pocketbook here that looks a little discolored that's trash calling it a pocketbook is bad that's all Denise calls it the same thing with my I think it's in my body what do you call the vacuum cleaner the vacuum the vacuum the vacuum cleaner to me is trashy it's the vacuum we call we would call it the cleaner or the sweeper get the sweeper oh no that's not right no that's like no that's like saying I'm watching the TV now you don't know good now yeah that's that's along the time with clicker you're just we're just calling it what

the function of it it clicks and it sweeps by the way a sweeper would be a broom one of my dad's chores every day is to run this run the sweeper on his feet and not too bad I might come over what time what time or chores guys are looking at the TV looking at the TV is bad I'm watching TV watching TV yeah clickers no good we've touched on that but it's vacuum it's not a sweeper a broom would be a sweeper yeah if you wanted to call something a sweeper it's a broom it's definitely not a vacuum or a sucker or something get my ex-girlfriend up get them you guys know what they call it in the UK wait wait wait call what

the vacuum cleaner yep my ex-girlfriend I think of a couple of words for both what do they call a vacuum cleaner in England probably like a fucking trolley horse or something yeah something a little magical sitting there put my pecking a trolley horse vacuum cleaner in England you're not gonna get this just tell us what is it a hoover oh yeah we were talking about getting a dice in the other day what yeah we're doing that well well let's now I know why the ad money hasn't gotten here this guy's dabbling online no so dice in yeah jet engines I know I mean maybe you're so what

airlines you fly it I make a thrill on Dyson air please like sob sob makes fucking jets so does Rose Royce they all make engines and stuff yeah yeah pretty good yeah she was like well I think about just gonna die her friends got her friend in the building has one and we got this like she you're in that high falutin building that's gonna cost cuz you got to keep up with the Jones I know yeah but she we bought one she don't the broad don't like you're an electrolyx guy the bro not do with the world don't she don't like spending money they get her to spend money it's like the bird she don't like spending

she bought this that's why she's got it she don't like spending I gotta be like yeah come on what do we do she'd like what's a Dyson these days couple Hyundai yeah tell me pull up a Dyson a smaller one cuz we live in an apartment the only time I spent a couple on these ones in a cellophane bag couple of nosebears catch my dress give me a 30 rack of nosebears called a niz I talk about the sweet all the night and a morning and an afternoon talk about the Hoover huh look right up to my nose Dyson is tripping bro they're expensive dude for one without even the fat receptacle just hold all the gunk like

the one in the handle probably yeah the one that's like it's all up top yeah it's like 700 bucks seven on the no way no way I buy a used one oh that's trash whatever dude Dyson's a Dyson okay pull up to the fucking pull up to the show with a Dyson wait a second but the one with the beach ball at the bottom gives y'all the maneuverability that's only that's only five that doesn't make any sense to me this the thinner one is more expensive yeah this is rich people stuff yeah you're not gonna be able to figure it out I'm looking at your knees yeah and shoulders for some reason basketball shorts on I got fresh

car goes on did you ever wear those basketball shorts on stage by the way no show got canceled that's right oh man I was on that show with you yeah I would let you have it I just work it into a bit whatever I got Rob what he's gonna flush it out he's bozos eat it up but thinking I don't because right now we just got like a 25 30 dollar John that we got because we were like hemmed up cash what 25 it stinks we literally did a test where like it threw like a piece of hair on the ground like a piece of paper and you just fucking right over it who did that you mean you did that at the house I'm like

this thing you meant like the showroom or something no we ordered on fucking Amazon bestseller or something so you're at the vacuum cleaner convention and it's like did you ever did you guys have a dust buster growing up yeah and a dirt devil the dirt devil was nice that's just a vacuum cleaner no the handheld plug it like the powerful thing yeah this thing would fucking it could eat it we had the dirt the dust buster then we had the big power John we weren't a dust buster family I always wanted one no not gonna happen wall mounted at the Ryan's wall mounted on the wall oh no no no single mom's not

mounting that on the wall this was in the front closet she's too busy getting mounted herself am I hear that mom you hear that he walked into that Denise on your dirty floor I don't know what to tell you he talked about we got to get a dirt devil ain't no dirty floors around we had a cleaning lady too nice shout out the Esther and then Denise dirt devil's what fully calls his dick I almost made that joke 30 seconds ago I didn't do it I couldn't give it to you thank God I chose not to do it what was the question I forget oh necklace pocket book yeah pocket book dice and somehow we got there yeah um yes why am I I mean not for

seven hundo I ain't becoming a dice that's a family those fans are nice that they have that blade list on how that works do I don't know what happens I'm so I don't know trashy I don't know if it's trashy or what it is but that to even like have I would never even price that out what do you mean that blade list fan I just go well I'm not a I'm not blade list fan people I'm a fucking box box fan one of the one of those round what they're selling it at a drug store yes that's where I do my I don't know where to get a fucking that's what I'm saying like I don't know if it's just I'm so fucking we never spend money on

that you gotta go to like Harry's and Sonoma's or something like that Harry's and Sonoma's that place called William and Sonoma's him too yeah it's good so good guys guys are all right you gotta go somewhere classy yeah I don't know well fucking seven hundo for a dice not fuck that it's getting electrolyte happening this one's of this one's a fucking homer oh this is another thing growing up I wanted to ask talking on vacuums did you have the proper one with the bag or did you have the little container that follows you around obviously the classiest one that was in the walls that was the classiest version yeah my

neighbor but that was for a limited time in the 90s on home I call with my peepee and I think a couple had a couple of sleepovers guys fucking the wall again yeah um no we had a we were an Electrolux family I believe door to door I think someone got their hooks in my mom early all right and then we were saw that bro coming a mile away we're Electrolux but no we had the we had the base this is the 80s like the thick the packet like the box with the thick with the tube to the handle oh it was a it looked like a like a wiener dog like a huge wiener dog had a wheels on it and then had a tube and then it went up into

the thing that that vacuum wasn't a one piece it is now if at any point a door to door salesman is step foot in your house you are from garbage stock yeah we've got a couple never couple of guys that's all that was before that was 80s still that wasn't really around in the 90s I remember we had one guy that got there like right before my dad came home and we he was fucking working my mom over in the living room and in my dad came love you Patty but this is a lob up I'm sure he was it's my job I gotta make he was working her over in a living doggy or what are we talking about he was actually very gentle from that dirt

double-edger there came back there you go my dad walked in and was like you out me table now I got all I used to do that I told you I used to do the door-to-door cell windows siding and roofing did you ever close a deal I wasn't a closer I would get them interested in sending the closer out I'd be like yeah listen you know it's real cheap you were the kid that went around smashed all the windows now that now now you need one not use can't leave I would I was like the marketing guy would go around and then I guy would be like you know marketing well that no that's what it was no so we would send the canvassers out right

these like derelict delinquent kids you know send them out they knock on the doors and they go I and I would be in the neighborhood and make hey I got I think I got a live one here I would go qualify the lead to find out if it was like good or not you know I'm like hey how long you've been looking this or that have you any other quotes because then the you're just in the neighborhood yeah in a minute called the cops on all is it a heart-pap in a couple to make three times yeah so I would go qualify the lead to be like okay this is worth sending a salesman out to otherwise like you know because then the salesman gets out there

and they're in for blood they get out there but they got a real slide do they be like 48 grand to get your windows done I'm like it's a fucking trailer park you bozo that's not spending 48 grand to get his windows done hit the fucking bricks that's trash on the same one this is from a home or do you have a no trespassing sign in your front yard home that in a beware a dog sign beware a dog we've done is bad but a no trespassing why did you have a beware a dog no I'm saying we've done on the show oh yeah we're not too long ago yeah I know trespassing sign or a no solicitor sign is always tough too yeah that's I don't

even know what solicitor meant I thought it was some kind of Italian I'd ate a darker ones from the south no Sicilians the beware of dog sign and not having a dog is trashed and no trespassing was just so uninviting who's going near your house yeah it's like you're not that important to begin with yeah we never had any of those things I hated that stuff yeah now I'm not saying my mom didn't steal a fucking ADT sticker from the fucking guy doing a job next door sure put it in the window to fucking keep people on their toes yeah there was no cameras yeah I picked up no system yeah just a dog that's funny yeah now we were

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look I know what you're talking about what do you buy like Pringles tube it looks like a Pringles tube but it's plastic it's for Pringles oh the stack yeah oh you meant like one of these I'm like what are you putting a hoagie in there who would take that fucking pull it out like your Nicholas Cage in the now cut by the way that those the stackers and it was like a two-peat like a yeah yeah now none of that shit it was none of that stuff you'll listen the only way you take Pringles to lunches in the small can if you're putting Pringles in a bad day ain't lasted who's getting those though that growing up in the 90s

they were big I know you would get a fucking small thing of Pringles no I wouldn't kids would you go to school this is a palace I did that would roll up with that really that was a big Dunkaroos family mom would never my mom would never buy done dude he was also the first person that had like a proper pantry where you walk into it right like it's not just like you've been to my mom's where it's like the door opens and it's like recessed in let me taste was had a life you say what you want about the piece and her personal life and how she conducts herself but that pantry is top fucking shelf we could go

there right now be satisfied she got a lot of good stuff in my mom yeah that pantry was all right once you got the kids she got the kids there for all the fucking snacks splurge on him she didn't splurge on us my fucking niece and nephew went to my parents picked them up from school they have fucking snacks waiting for them fucking this and that they she's buying movies for them she just dropped fucking 20 or 30 on Cruella the other night wait is that that's another thing I want to talk about is that a thing I remember when on demand came out and to watch like the 24 hour rental on demand I was like it was

399 or something 499 was the first you could rent a new release or whatever not like proper new but like when it got to on demand let me explain it was 499 if that if I did that when I was home from college if I put a 499 charge I would be beaten I do I would get a phone call because you wouldn't get it for like two weeks later I would get phone call did you watch you know what I mean like fucking whatever and I'm like yeah like what do you I'm like I'll give you the four bucks no and you give me 50 I'll give you never did no never I'm still conditioned when I go home they my wife was like oh let's watch a movie I'm like

because we were home and nobody was there I'm like okay and I'm like I'm gonna get a phone call about this my mom would look over that cable bill like it was a fucking legal document yeah like literally she was fucking Ali McBeal looking over this fucking thing I don't know any of these girls but did they go wild or not yeah never net if you if you stepped anywhere outside the basic cable plan now you were fucking you were getting screened put your life in your hands oh never never but now they're fucking whatever they want yeah now that they understand I think they didn't they understand it a little bit more

you know I wanted to talk to you about what was that big man Belvita cookies you know I'm talking about yes wait but I know the I know the name and I know I can see the name written I can't stress this enough the Belvita blueberry crisp is one of the crackers no there I don't know what to do they're like I think they're like fucking fiber crackers or breakfast breakfast bars or something this is their cookie this is mom and kid shit this ain't for me dude I'm telling you right now they blow your fucking hair back they are unbelievable no I'm telling you give it a shot you'll be in here

apologizing again I got a question for you sure I was just down the shore last week okay went to the house uh-huh if you're doing like sliced cheese at the house for like an app or whatever you'd like you'd like pepper on cheese and pep like a meat plate like a meat cheese and meat sure what kind of cheese are they doing it's not slices it's not big squares for sandwiches no you fucking cracker barrel chop chop already chopped no that's what I did there was a stack of them at the crib now fucking it's trashy but there's no middleman daddy oh there's no there's no legwork to get that cooking you get a piece of fucking

pepperoni and a fucking Stacy's pita chip I could go to one of those cracker ballers like a fucking yeah like around the AR 15 you better be Johnny on a spot with the cracker barrel yeah now I know what you're talking about that's more Costco big bulk kind of no no no no it's like this big it's like the square cracker barrel thing already sliced I don't like that cuz I like I don't hate it I like to do my own thickness these are thicker than what you would typically do yeah they got a little bit of density though try give it all I'm saying give it a whirl try the Balveda I can't they're too

fibery looking I'm telling you man they got like fucking blades of wheat on the front I'm not the cracker brand no thanks I'm yeah what's it called what are they what are they officially called your blueberry Jones yet no Belveda it's not like cookie or cracker it's Belle Belveda crackers crackers maybe they're biscuits biscuits yeah so yeah no I'm telling you that's like that's like this shit though not Vitamix man active or whatever that you're like that's like fucking they look like women's it looks like it's just for older ladies these boxes I'm not doing it can't do it keep your estrogen up yeah it's shit like

that it's two boxes those you got a set of double D's and your post-menopausal what we're talking food I had this thought yesterday I wanted to get your guys opinion on this is there a more garbage fast food establishment than the combination KFC Taco Bell the slash is known in my in some circles is the slash KFC slash Taco Bell damn that's fine the slash the Baskin Robbins Dunkin Donuts ain't no fucking Michelin star restaurant either we used to have a couple of those in a family coming in yeah oh my god of the franchises you owned a Dunkin Donuts not me personally but a guy I'm aware made a killing dude

holy shit it fucked my one on down the one on temple's campus my problem was and for those up there that don't is Baskin Robbins and the worldwide organization I think it's nationwide okay it's a nice it's an ice cream if not tonight it's an ice cream joint 31 flavors was the thing not only fully now when they started working with Dunkin Donuts it's like eight flavors and they that's it's the same bozo that has to work both and they never want to fuck with the Baskin Robbins forget about getting a sample it's like you're asking for it it's fucking trash and you would think that they would mix it up

like they would do like a like a iced coffee ice cream float or something Toby I couldn't agree more you would think you were making that donuts and ice cream okay give me a glaze in a scuba rocky road fucking a I don't know fucking donut sandwich something I got a fucking ticket is you know they're doing that for themselves oh my god I might I'm sure I've said this on the podcast but I don't know that stinks by the way their coffee sucks everything else is pretty good they know their way around a hash brown that's the only thing they got good Dunkin Donuts in New York fucking stink also those people work in

the counter at the slash they gotta be whipping up all type of fried chicken taco I would be doing that I always said the only reason I would ever want to work at a fast food place is to make my own stuff I would have like a big Mac McMuffin we talked about this so we got the I believe that's how we got to make folding shout out to Toriel he picks got you if you've ever worked at a combination KFC talking about please tell us the shit you were slapping together it's gotta be pretty bonkers I would assume but also a lot of times when you're around that food you don't like eating at that national hot chicken hot

chicken chalupa dude I'm sure it gets old you see it once you see how the sausages made no thank you that's true great question all right this was from James Algoober kids are clever with the names what do you want with American Algoober's ever had cereal for all three meals now when I am I don't I feel like you're the same I get in the never-ending bowl of cereal predicament if I open up I'm a big special K guy love special K love to bare bones cereal good classic fucking dump some whole milk in there fuck up the roof of your mouth though it'll get you it'll fucking tear you it's like even firecrackers that kept that captain

crunch broken glass but I'm crushing that box right like in a sitting for the most part I'm doing like fucking 19,000 calories right away I if I open a box it never really it's not gonna last till dinner I'm gonna like I'm not gonna be able to have the same serving I have in the beginning that I'm gonna have in the end I'd have to have like three boxes of cereal on hand for that you know what I mean yeah I make sense I'm not a cereal as a meal kind of guy even breakfast now when I was a little kid sure but I don't look at cereal now as a meal that's an in between more of an appetite that's an in-between snack I think we're getting

to the root of the problem here that's it like you know that's it like okay the way I would do cereal would be if I'm ordering breakfast from from the deli I'm gonna get an omelet I'm gonna get a couple English muffins I'm gonna get the home price and then I'm gonna get give me a box of fucking Reese's puffs and then after like an hour of having the omelet I'm gonna start that's that's in between that's that's a treat that's not I don't use that as a meal a bowl of cereal is an a meal for me and it would be multiple bowls of cereal yeah we've touched on this on the show before but you got to go for the dirt bag acai bowl

toss a little scoop of peanut butter on the side of that you sit mentality it's a little bit of peanut butter every bite it's a game changer I mean I haven't had the last time I had cereal was the very beginning of the pandemic I actually I haven't had in a long time either it's just such a waste of like I'm trying obviously trying to eat better and stuff so it's like I'm not gonna sit down and have like fucking three four bowls of cereal you know what I mean I'm like I rather I'd rather get my I'd rather have that I'd rather drink beers at night than do that you know what I mean yeah I was looking for a bowl of cereal at my

mom's house last weekend to be honest with you came up dry really yeah she's she's she's running a tight tight ship down there no bread the only bread they have is this protein bread that's in the freezer that you'd rather eat a pack of fucking baseball cards yeah fucking that's top that might the broad does that too it's like it's actually German bread that they sell here it's like it looks like a brick like fiber X or something that's not that bad it's not bad it's not bad when it's like you got to do something to it you bite one of those it's like it's a brittle you know like falls up with crumbles it ain't easy to

eat you got to fucking hit it with a torch or something let me ask you this you ever been himmed up no milk and had to improvise a cereal liquid substitute no the cereal goes back in the fucking box yeah when I call I call Tom it is yeah that's crazy to me we're even going down that that's not I don't want to hear about you and your fucking A&W mini-weeds all right no a Tropicana special case no never never yogurt oh sure yeah I mean come on that's a fucking meat that's a dish but you can't put fucking cocoa puffs and fucking people we've got a question a lot and some it's like I never use water it's like not

that fucking ad here on goes that's Hooverville shit yeah no way I'm a fucking gentleman I'll spend my last 10 bucks on delivery okay now not since the new deal's been signed um hmm this one's pretty good this is from Matthew new to patreon is it garbage to fall asleep in public like in a waiting room or an airport terminal or something like that a waiting room is a tough look if you're not an off in a waiting room dude the head bob too it's like you're on Oxy God you're fucking going down and coming up going down and coming up that's bad it ain't good yeah I fell asleep on the set a few weeks ago like around people oh

yeah you always you wake up you feel so vulnerable you start I can hear myself snoring and it wakes me up so I know I must have been snoring for at least five minutes before really yeah fucking those naps though you're never more tired then when you come up from it yeah it's like sitting in church it's just the sleep is just so enticing never fall asleep in school I made a living at falling asleep in high school I never fell asleep in high school what put your head down on your desk and fucking crank out no oh my god you sleep like an angel never did that I don't think that a you always wake up a little bit and you feel

like the drawer you're like yeah no oh I used to love too vulnerable I got my fucking head on a swivel I can't be caught fucking literally sleeping this is Christ no yeah I don't know who's after me but they ain't gonna fucking catch me slipping pay that much check your motherfucking six it's a school that's a school I come from step one check your school to go to school check your six again they might be fucking serpent's lurk okay would you go to school top gun yeah no yeah man I don't like I don't even like sleeping I way we used to do those those late-night movies a few years ago with all the comedians would

go for like the big releases and some of those I would fucking not out of because they were like the midnight showings or 1235 showings I was up for fucking work at seven or eight o'clock mm-hmm then work all day comedy all night spots or whatever then go to that and buy like fucking you know midway through the first act I'm fucking I was sleeping in a movie theaters the fucking best I know but then I'm also so mad but I'm like I got a fucking a weak plot line I'm out yeah but that but then that ride home at fucking 2 30 a.m. it's like you're leaving the bar you're like oh I'm like I wish I just would have stayed home and

slept this one off would just finish the night out in the field wake up catch a matinee and bounce you're at the concession saying what do you guys have for breakfast you have any french toast back there guys do pancakes order man this is from Eric did you ever have to go to work with your parents as a kid my sons with me all week because daycare is true to fucking roof we've touched on that was a big go to work with the big go to work with my daddy my mom and I worked in a hospital I went with her sometimes they're just hanging out in the lab you're making rounds holy shit this guy ain't gonna make it hey buddy is your wife

here I gotta talk to her I went I would every once in a while you thought about getting your affairs in order but my pop was in the Navy when I was when I was little and he was stationed at you want an aircraft carrier I'm launching at 14 you got the headset with the fucking thing he's resting saying playing around back kids out on the deck again two parts to that my dad so every once in a while it wasn't because of daycare whatever maybe it was we never went to like proper daycare no no we did nobody ever paid for my supervision no that was never that was never on the table no it was my brother they would put me in a

kennel before I before I was going to something like that it was an aunt my Aunt Mary Catherine watched me when I was growing up it was fucking she did it with a few different generations but for a while it might mean my brother two years apart but for some reason I don't know where the fuck he went if he was maybe already like in kindergarten or something like that but I remember I was with my Aunt Mary Catherine fucking in Wilkesbury every day for like you know a year or two and we had our routine I'd get there she'd have my snack ready I'd have the box of toys at her son's left you know anything because they were like

five years older sure she would do her chores and shit like that would ship it over to fucking 12 o'clock mass at holy saver come back fucking lunch she'd start working on dinner save her holy savior so I was which she'd start sounds like it sounds like a religious fucking supermarket holy saver come on down to the holy saver the price of Christ compels you sale so good you'll burn in hell no she would start dinner I'd watch my cartoons do my thing it was fucking heaven it was paradise yeah was unbelievable so it never was I ever getting any that does suck now I know my buddy who was a kid now he's like yeah

fucking daycares like fucking 10 G's yeah or something like that well yeah I never trust those places well up my my especially the ones in the city you ever drive by one you like that's a fucking nurse that's where fucking daycares going on well my sister my sister's got a pretty good my sister and her kids got a pretty good deal there's like a girl in the neighborhood who's like they've run it out of the hat it's I don't know it's not like commission but it's just girl that they've known for years like people of like she's like older she's probably like 50 or something Nancy or Amy or something and she just has like

the neighborhood kid like she watches the kids in the neighborhood and I don't know how much it is Nancy's daycare and dog fighting let me get a sawbuck on the little blonde I don't like that you can't be sending your kids to an off the books yeah it's more of a baby it's more of a babysitter you know what I mean I can't dude you've had to have hear this before you've never heard of that no that's crazy under the table get it yeah for sure it's a babysitter a babysitter comes to your house okay but that's how it started was like oh I can babysit your kids or whatever and then it was like hey when they're going back to school like

I'm having the Smiths and the Stevenson's are sending they're too youngest that aren't going to school over and I'll watch the three of them type thing I don't know it's been good you can't drop your kids off somewhere there's a cash only sign I think she takes Venmo yeah now I was at Aunt Mary Kay's fucking chilling yeah like a villain but on special occasions not out of necessity but my dad the one place he was stationed when I was young was was a Volca air station or a Volca naval base which is in the middle of Wilkesbury I don't know what the fuck was going on but there was there wasn't ship one I can

tell you that yeah I was a recruiting station that's my dad that is a recruiter we'd go there every once in a while and that was like a fucking that was like a treat there was like a torpedo in the lobby and like they would have like National Guard trucks and shit like that running it out of there fucking commissary it was fucking nice but my mom worked at the gap back in the day at the Wyoming Valley Mall and I remember like legit going to work with her and like hanging out like in the storage room and like me and my brother would get to like run around the mall a little bit so I saw return to the Jedi for the

first time but I remember like legit just being in the store and like hanging on my mom while she was like dealing with customers could you imagine could you imagine today hanging out at the gap no could you imagine you're trying to make a purchase at a fucking clothing store saying and you're fucking you're trying you're bringing your mom some little booger reader it's fucking running around yeah I got caught stealing from her at that gap. Parachino's. Patty your kid has three pairs of pants on right now. Fifteen shirts. No I took money out of her purse for a soft press. Oh stealing from her. Yeah. Oh yeah yeah. Not to register. I didn't know what you

meant that you were just the old merchant. That's a tough look. I want to work with you. Yeah I did it a couple of times. I remember being in like because my mom was like she worked in the lab at hospitals and doctors. I remember the lab. You're in the lab. Yeah I was in places I probably would you have like a fucking a scrub suit on. No like that. I had my fucking DC t-shirt on my skateboard. You are like one of the dudes in the Wuhan lab but like a fucking space like Homer who got the who got the gummy bears in the blood samples. Yeah that was that was always that wasn't a lot but my dad owned his own company so that was a little different. Yeah can't say nothing. Yeah I mean yeah you running around the shop is one thing. Yeah

I used to ride my mini bike indoors and they would get so mad. Shout out to the mini bike. Big head a little fucker. Yeah wait for the lunch truck. He's fumes are killing me. I'm so sorry I missed we did everything we could but the surgery was not as. It was the same dirt bike from Dumb and Dumber that he trades the kids straight up cash or straight up in town trades the van. Same one. Going right through the emergency room. Watch me do a figure eight. But that was always fun. Obviously I mean people get hemmed up fucking like I said that shit's expensive. You do what you got to do. Yeah yeah yeah like using off the books lady in the neighborhood. Welcome to the Underground Railroad Daycare. We have to leave it. That's

fucking shifty but she's also got my mom's watching the kids like full time. She's got my brother's kid. She's got my sister's. That's what you need. You need a support system and I know it's fucking I think she's tapping out a bit though. I think she's going yo I'm sure fucking I'm like she's now six kids in. You got six. They each have three. Jesus Christ. She's been watching fucking kids for the past decade. Yeah. No shit. She's in her fucking golden years. Yeah. She's trying to get it in and get it out. I mean. No I don't know I do not Henry. Why don't you want to be chasing the bone time sent this. I'm going to send her this clip. I get that vibe to my mom was she was stepping out a little bit. She's she's

busy. Yeah. Deals with the kids all that kind of stuff. Yeah. Watch I wouldn't I'd be like fucking here's money. Go get daycare something put them in the after school program. There you go. The piece could do that. She's got the flex. She's talking about getting away to talk about Florida really getting away. Not moving. Yeah. I would hate that. I could never I would never want to be that far away from my house. Oh there you go to these two to these two to the south. Whoa. Now we're talking. I'm talking about the one they live in now. Yeah. Yes. To turn a proper basement in the to the game room pool table. I don't know if I can make the turn. That was always the big problem with that basement. It's getting

guests down there. Uber. All right. Let's see. $900 to get Ian fight. All right. This is from blue blue ski. Do you rinse off your fruit before you eat it. I'm a I have to. I mentally I need to rinse kind of anything I I do. I know what I'm supposed to say that you eat fruit. Do you wash off your Pringles. I wash my chicken. I don't do that. I found that you shouldn't do that. I never did that growing up. I wash everything. Chicken salmon but why do you why do you think you're watching chicken so slimy. Yeah but your cook. People say you should wash chicken which I don't fucking get because it's like not with soap and water. I just rinse it with water and then put it in the dishwasher comes out comes

out like a medium throw a tide pod in there. They're saying so you shouldn't you shouldn't. It's also because it creates more of a fucking mess. Now you have wet. Now that yeah it's like you have salmon every way. It's like now that's all over the fuck. That's why the invented Lysol wipes via via the CDC. Do not wash raw chicken during washing chicken juices can spread in the kitchen and contaminate other foods. Yeah. I'm not one. I'm washing my chicken. I don't like that slide. We never did growing up. And then to my wife was like you got to wash it and she makes me wash it. I'm like get out. I'm not washing the chicken because then I'm the one drying it. She don't like touching it and it's on my hands. I'm

like I'm not doing I'm if you want me to do it. I'm doing it the way I do it. I'm not doing it the way you do it. My one friend. You want to do it. You do it. My one friend's mom wouldn't wash it but she would have a dry cleaned and we'd hang your steak extra starch. Not bad. Not bad at all. Kippy is about to choke on his water. Man you got me right at the right at the perfect time. Fruit. Yeah I watch everything. I don't. I don't because I was getting yelled at because I didn't watch a wash donut peach. You know what a donut peach is. It's always donuts with you. Even your fruit. You ever had an angel food apple. Angel food cake. That sucks. That fluffy shit. Get some brownie bananas. Brutal. No donut

peaches. They're delicious. They're in season right now too. No I never wash anything. I should. I hate when you start with your underwear. I hate like grapes. Grapes look really dirty. I'm allergic to grapes. That's weird. As I got older I'm allergic to the skin. How do you drink wine. It's got to be processed. It's got to be processed. Yeah man same thing with carrots. Carrots the skin and like you have to there's a protein in this just started probably like maybe five years ago. There's a protein in the raw produce skin that I get it's fucking my fucking throat starts itching my fucking my asthma kicks in. Head swells up eyebrows get bad swells up peepy gets small. I've been suffering for years. I got that

too. Yeah it's a tough look. The one time my wife was like yeah fucking skin do something with the carrot and like it got in the air and then I was breathe dude I look like my eyes swelled up my fucking my throat was it was a tough look. Look at how beat up. Oh man. Yeah. So I gotta boil my carrots before I eat them. Really. Yeah. Tough guy. I know I know Toby cut that boil your I'm not proud. I got too much time too much work on my hands cut myself out of this episode. All right this room Miller like 30 and I do not condone this first time question ever refer to the length of a car ride by how many beers you can drink on the ride as in that ride out the wild what is it at least a six beer ride.

I don't think I don't agree with this and I'm happy with the changes to drink and drive we've made since the 80s and 90s which seemed looking back all this. I don't know if that was just the circles I was operating in as an eight year old. It just seemed a lot of parents fucking drove a lot of open containers. Lot you know I was talking to my dad I'm like yeah I'm going on the mall is like no drinking and driving. I'm like are you drinking on the way to the wall. I wonder why your outfits stink. I wonder why you're dressed like a fucking jerk off. You're drunk at Macy's sweatpants and button down and pennies all boozed up looking for deals. Don't be drinking on the way to the mall. It's crazy. Yeah. Now

drinking and driving. I don't do it. I don't do it. I don't condone it. One thing when it stop it that in the seatbelt my dad put the fear of God into us when we were seatbelts were dorks. If you really never never what my dad would make me do it in the front seat if we were like young. He was also played if I was also at the age where they were like hey if you're under 12 I was already in the front seat as a kid and then they were like yeah kids under 12 jump in the front seat. I was like seven I'm like do we have to listen to that. He's like nah nah nah. There'd be times hop in the back if we were like pulling up to a checkpoint of a cop or would I hop in the back because I wasn't allowed in the

front. Jesus Christ. Yeah. You ever you ever pull the the hold the wheel as a kid. I don't know the wheel. I've held beers when we've got fucking hemmed up. I've had anything someone's coming up when when somebody was coming out that. Yeah. Yeah. All of this is all of this is seven year olds all fucking drunk over here picking them up from the bar Mahoney's I'm taking them home. Can't get this kid to dry out. Yeah. They'll thank you to foster care but they ain't taking me to jail. Yeah. It was. Yeah. They're holding the wheel. That was holding the wheels out here. Grab the wheel. Yeah. Nothing makes me feel more than my dad when I'm reaching for money while I'm driving and you got to do

this leg up the lean back. I'll say to my wife like you know what I mean. Now I got the easy pass. I ain't reaching for cage no more which by the OK that's more of a hard feelings we'll get in it. I got a fucking bone to pick with the easy pass. Really. And the NYPD making you pay your bill and fucking to tune into the next hard feelings. I got some shit to say. I yelled at a fucking ticket guy yesterday. Really. We'll get into a little teaser a little epithesar. Yeah. Fucking whatever. Moving forward. This is from Dylan. Have you ever let a sit a sick backwards in front of someone you were trying to impress. That shit fucks you up man. Yeah. Yeah. I've done it walking out on a deck after about eight or nine beers.

It's dark out. You're not you're like a little too drunk. And you like so at hands you're talking. It's always the talk before the light. You get disoriented in your mouth. You don't realize what way it's turned you fucking fucking get a stinger real quick. There's a sub question to that. Have you ever had to smoke that cigarette after you've torched it. No I always I've done it where it's my last thing and I'm like this is out of a bad movie. Like I'm like I just smoked my last thing backwards. No. I've also been really drunk at this kid Justin's house in high school and just that house particularly. What. No this is where the story one time OK. One time I was there really drunk there frequently. We did. I mean it was I don't know

where his parents were but it was a it was a it was one of it was a town to those house. It was a town house. Single mom town house where you could get in from the back like the front. It was on a hill like so the front was like street level but then they hadn't exposed basement like a sliding door to the basement. Get out. I don't know why you're looking at me so inquisitively. You're like I'm trying to wrap your head around a basement that you can walk out of most. Yeah that's normal. No most basements are underground. I understand what you're saying though. We had a you could get out of our our first house you can get out to the basement. OK. Yeah. Sure. Yeah I don't know. I want to discuss

architectural. No you were just giving me a look like you didn't understand what I was saying and then went yeah I know I have a house like that. I was listening to you fucking your brow was on what's that going to do with the house because we could sneak we could just go into the basement. That's what I'm saying. Yeah just like I never been upstairs at that house. Wow. I came in out of the basement the mom was she was working third shifter what she was doing but she wasn't around so we were in there but I was all banged up the one night and I the sick was lit and I'm talking you know trying to be funny whatever and I the sick somehow got twisted in my fingers so I'm holding the lit sick backwards fucking

I'm on the front deck holding court dude holding court I think I'm Johnny I feel like Zach Morris in the toga party episode and I got the fucking sick backwards dude I literally I felt I thought I swallowed a bee dude my fucking parents what the fuck cherry's flying everywhere it was a bad bad scene bad scene burnt your love. Oh yeah. Anyway was I saying yeah yeah. I've done that smoking a joint like you fucking sucked a cherry in or something like that. It's a bad have you ever seen this. I haven't seen this in probably 20 years but you ever seen someone get hit with the exploding tip. What. Like a fucking cartoon. No. Who are you hanging out with Johnny Knoxville. Yeah what's the road runner like. He did some shit like

fighting with an anvil. What. You know it's what people fall for on the golf course is that exploding golf ball that'll get people you ever see that. It's like chalk like a gender reveal. No it's like chalk and it looks like a look and I've never I've seen it like on like videos and stuff what they do is like they switch out the ball when the guy is not looking so when you hit it it just turns into a big dust you know what I mean it's like that'll get you seen that before. You have never seen rage like someone who thinks they're about to just fucking cool out with a fat dart and just fucking I don't even get that that seems dangerous. It's not safe. That's like those exploding those candles that don't go out. I

don't fuck with dude if you brought those to a party. It was the last time you were invited to the fucking party. No trying to get my cake on dog. Yeah fucking sitting here doing fucking childish pranks. It's a fire hazard. Oh I can just imagine you lose it as a kid like my wishes won't come true. Well my wish was to eat the cake. So yeah I wasn't hamming me up. That's good. There had to have been a string of house fires in the 80s due to the candles that won't go out. Yeah first I mean yeah. Do you ever see that this was back on like not America's funniest video because it wasn't that funny but like most extreme or can't believe caught on tape. It was a firework factory in like Beijing or something. Man talk about the 4th of July. This

thing went up and they were like spraying hoses like we just got to let this thing burn out. There was fucking snakes. Everything was happening in that place. It was just popping. He did that one time at my buddy my buddy's house. Again his dad single parent dad cool dad big house out in the middle of nowhere like you know like you had a dream. It was like 15 minutes outside of where I live. So it was even more like roar. It was a rural rather than suburban you know single dad. He was always out. We were just always boozing and shit. Somebody had fireworks so we're like oh it's cool and they had they were building a pool house right. They're like okay we're building a pool house. So it was just the found just the basement was poured of the

foundation was poured of the pool house. It's just concrete. Okay. Right. So it was like concrete with like a couple of rooms you know. So we're like oh it's lighted in there like nothing's going to catch fire or whatever you know. So we like lit it in there and Jason was made a gunpowder. Just as we lit it his dad came. I don't know what happened but his dad turned the course as we were all running out of the basement his dad turned the course like what's going on folks when I get the deck fucking dude he started fucking mortars and Roman candles flying by his scene. Had a fucking lay low there for a couple of weeks. The party's there stopped real quick. Catch you next summer. Yeah. Ouch. He was also the guy who had a kegerator with a lock on they put

a lock on it but there was like a little bit of wiggle room in the lock so you could like pull the tap like a fucking smidge. You gotta really put fucking pressure on it and it would open the valve the slightest bit and we would fill up pitchers with it and it would take like 40 minutes to fill up a pitcher because it was just like really dripping out so we would just fucking do that go hang come back at a fresh fucking fresh pitcher of course or whatever and I remember the it was like locked up what he thought for like three months like no one's ever touched this and his dad was having a party fucking everybody's coming over. I got put in a course and yeah brand new keg it's been locked dude he opened that up it was pissed. He had to have someone

go do a beer run for like 40 people like they were all at the house. That's awesome. Tough look. I thought you were going to say something. Oh no I don't know fucking going on a beer with a hand truck is a tough look. We did. Toby's got the goofy. I got two hours of sleep when I haven't eaten all day. I'm literally cutting myself out of this entire. I'm not even just not a joke. That too including right now. And we're back. This one came in on Facebook and it was pretty good. They tagged I think they might attack both of us but they tagged me in it and then we can wrap it up. This is from Treveen Treven Treven. Okay. Blockbuster ever send your account to collections. Man. Do you ever get hemmed up. We never got hemmed up bad with them. We we

we I know we got my mom was big on not paying the fees. We're not we're getting this back on time. We've moved on from several independent video stores. The old burn and turn. Yeah. They got to a point because what happened would be like there was never a problem if my mom and dad went if my mom and dad went and we went together and we got fucking goonies right as a lost Ark or whatever. They go back. They would make sure that those cassettes were returned on time. The problem was whenever they gave us the liberty to be adults if you got older to go ourselves we would go and get something. We take it to fucking Joey's house. I'll bring it. Joey's like I didn't finish it. I want to show my brother. Yeah. Now the case is gone. The fucking the

cassettes just by itself. So we would get hemmed up where they would be notices that they'd be calling. Hey you owe a hundred dollars for fucking weekend to Bernie stew. My mom would just move on to the next video store. They're repo in your car over. Look who's talking now. They come and take your VCR. You wake up. They're stealing your VCR. Put a lock on our VCR. Yeah. Now we would just we would just keep it moving. Yeah. But I remember like that stuff. That was like Pat. Like they put a boot on top. Tom Cruise shows up. Hey what the fuck man. No. Okay. Fair enough. He doesn't have to. I'll cut that for you too. Folding. I got a lot of work to do on this episode man. You're gonna be like Edward Siser hands. This episode is going to be 15 minutes. All right. Let's wrap it up.

Gang. Listen. We love you. We will see you next time. Keep it. What do you got for him guys as always. We fucking appreciate the support and we're thinking of new reward challenges for the Patreon. So if you got some ideas let us up. We're thinking a golf challenge between the three of us. We're thinking of the are you garbage. Invitational. Yeah. Maybe find a course. It'll play ball. A couple of cameras. We do. We can go out to flushing meadows. Pitch and putt. You know what. This is the invitational. Maybe we should bring along a couple special guests. Wow. Play around the golf with us. I was thinking you meant comedians. Yeah. Oh. I thought you meant special guests like fans. Yeah. But then it's only it's then that that

sucks because if somebody's in Milwaukee like sure you're limiting sure the pool of people that you know are able to do it. But we know where fair included. Yeah. You can't be like hey come on out to get yourself to New York for five grand and we'll play golf with you for an hour. That's not fucking fair. And then ice on lunch. You're picking up the beer cart though right. Yeah. So we'll figure something out but I think that might be good. A couple of guys go out play around a golf before beers. A couple of burnies. A couple of burnies. A couple of beers. Nothing wrong with it. I got a quick church announcement. Sure. Church. Yeah. That's kind of what it feels like. Right. The church bulletin board. OK. Not really but proceed. Go right ahead. I

got that too. Go right ahead. My young Christian friend. Yeah. Come on down to holy savers. We had a merch run coming up. So if you're a designer and you want to send me some of your work just DM it to me at Toby MacMullin. We want to get involved with maybe a fan help us design some of these things. Yeah. We're looking for some cool designs. So shoot them and you know you'll obviously be compensated for your pay for your work. Excellent. If we proceed with that. Excellent. Don't be sending me a stick figure and asking and a Venmo request at the same time. Can anybody submit to that. You cannot. No. Fair enough. All right. Yeah. All right. Let's go. We love you.