Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Funny Marco!

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Are You Garbage presents internet sensation Funny Marco! You know Funny Marco from Open Thoughts, Sundae Conversation, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, The Really Good Podcast w/ Bobbi Althoff, Bad Friends podcast, Lil Duval Smokes W**D with Funny Marco, viral videos, stand up comedy and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Draft Kings: Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app NOW and use code AYG. Pretty Litter: Right now save 20% on your FIRST order and get a free cat toy at https://prettylitter.com/garbage. Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Nutrafol: For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to https://Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GARBAGE. Gambling problem? Call one eight hundred Gambler. In New York, call eight seven seven eight HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call eight eight eight seven eight nine seven seven seven seven or visit ccpg dot org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at D K N G dot co slash audio. Limited time offer. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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original network. Give it up for the one, the only funny Marco everybody. Hey, class for himself. Nice guy. He's an agonizing pain right now and you can't see it. Yeah, my eye, yeah, it's going to do it. My contact. First got to walk in with some contact.

Yeah, I know, right? I love it. Yeah. Buddy, give us the backstory. Give us the origin story. Where you grew up, tell us the whole story. Okay. That was quick.

Get everything out. No, I'm from Ken City, Missouri. So I'm from, uh... Okay, y'all. I'm sorry. No, all good. I love it, man. Damn up.

Okay, yeah, so I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. God damn pro, dude. I know, right? It's like, right when you just, like, the weather change has been a lot. Yeah. It's from Atlanta, from L.A., from... Oh, yeah, it catches up to the flights and stuff like that. It kills you.

Yeah, that's a sorry part about everything. I just wish you can teleport. Yeah, yeah, the airplane ain't good for you either. That air ain't no good. It's not. No, that's terrible. I didn't know that shit. A bus ain't either, because then your back on the air.

But you shouldn't be on a bus anymore. I don't know, I don't know who's booking your travel, but you should not be on a fucking bus. Yeah, I would. Fucking Greyhound to Michigan. Right. Okay, so, yeah, I'm from Kansas City, Missouri. And then it was different because Kansas City is,

once I realized that's all I seen. Are you in the city or you in the burbs? In the city. Yeah, yeah, in the cities. And it's in the city. And the funny part is I never traveled before. So when I moved to Atlanta, and I've seen so many, like, black people have different jobs. I'm like, this is different.

Because Kansas City, it's like. What did they all do in Kansas City? It was hard. It's hard to get jobs because it's more of a white state where, like, I see more white people, like, with, like, jobs at the airport at, you know, like, big restaurants. All we had was warehouse jobs. Gotcha. I'm just thinking, like, oh, damn, like, that's normal. And then I go to Atlanta, I see.

Like, you know. My folks are everywhere. Yeah. And then I'm like, I was happy because I'm like, oh, you can do this. And I just feel like sometimes if you are in a certain state, you can just move. If it's something that you just like want to see more in life, you can move. But I feel like some people just don't take that jump. Yeah, it's scary.

Just go. But it's the best thing in life just to find out of new shit. How old were you moved to Atlanta? I think I was, whoof. I think I was like 20, 21. All right. So this is when you got out of the house. Yeah.

And what was the house like? Did you go up in an apartment? Did you go up in an apartment? Yeah, we had an apartment. four brothers and sisters and then how many rooms in the apartment? Oh, three.

Three. So my mama had one room and then we, my sister had one room and then the brothers we like shared, we all like share. Three of you.

Yeah, bunk beds? That's up. What's the age difference? My brother is I'm the middle one. So I'm not really, you know what's crazy,

I'm not really good with numbers. So I don't know if y'all make people like that. I don't know nobody age. You don't know how old your brothers are? No, that don't. Were you in school at the same time with them, or were they, like, older? Yeah, yeah, so, like, they're not too much older. Like, you weren't sharing a room with, like, a 45-year-old man.

No, no, no, no, no, no. I don't know, but I know somebody out there in the world that, like, me, I really, number stress me out. So I really don't like to think about my dates, like, time and all that. I just like to just go with what's in front of me now. How old are you? 32. I'll be forgetting my shit, too. I do that, too.

I forget, because it's just, like, not in, you reach a certain age where your age is an important. You're like, how old are you like, I don't know. At the 18 and 21, those are the most important age. Hey, I'm right there. I'm right there. It was like, who gives a fuck? Like, at 25, what's so special turning 25? And what did your mom do?

My mom, she worked at the airport. So my mom, so, like, one thing about some of us in our culture, it, I feel like it gets passed down. So my grandma, so my mama, mama never had a job. So she. Your grandmother. Yeah, she was. count on the government assistant.

So with that, when you get government assistance, you get like, you know, your rent is cheap. You get food stamps and you get this special treatment. So you feel like that's okay, you know, for you, which is okay for certain people. But, and then that gets pat. My mama's seeing that. So my mama started doing that.

So my mama never had a job because of her mama. And so that's just kind of how some of the generation sometimes start off when you see your mom come up. Yeah, so, and then I just want it different because I know. I know, it's okay to use that, you know, but I feel like sometimes let it be a stepping stone, like to get you out of it. Because there's people that really need it. If you stay in the system so long, what about people that need to come in? It should be a reverend.

They're running for office. I liked it. Yeah, so I feel like, you know, it's good. Was your grandmother close to you? Was she in the same neighborhood? Yeah, so we all was in this one neighborhood because it was the Section 8. They gave everybody. Everybody's like, come here, you get your place.

You get a place. Gotcha, got you. So my whole family lived in this whole, where we grew up. And then when I had my first child, my, child mother. I was probably in my 20s. I can't remember. Yeah, not go with ages. So when I had my first child.

How old are your kids, 35? Yeah, I know. Look. Okay. So my oldest daughter is 12. And I just had, I say my celebrity babies because I had them when I was celebrity. Okay. Two and one.

So I just had two of them back to back. Two of them. Congratulations. Yeah. How old were you when it all popped, like when you started? Oh, wow. 25? Would that make sense?

25. Keep asking your numbers questions. I know. Jesus Christ. Like 24. Like 24, I think. All right, okay. And then were you a good student in school?

I was good. I was good to other people, but not myself, if that makes sense. I just wouldn't know. I wouldn't know anybody else away, but I did. bad shit that only I wanted to do but I didn't know. You weren't like a bad kid. You were just kind of screwed around. I wasn't like I went to sleep like at school because I wanted to go to school like

and go to sleep. Like I did shit that would make me hurt instead of being bad to other people like them. I mean bad like attacking people trying to fight people. You weren't disruptive in class. Yeah, yeah. But I did my shit to where it hurt me like. Just not a good student. Yeah. Great is not good. But I said to me like I was a good student because I wasn't like I wasn't

effective like I wouldn't attacking other people. You got people that's really bad and they're taking it out on everybody. Like you know So, like, the bullies usually start off the way how they get treated at home. And they come and do it to everybody else in. And that's a bad student to me. Like, me, I'm just a person that I had to deal with my own bad. I don't know what they call that. I got you.

Yeah. Not a good student is what they call that. Yeah. I wasn't beating anybody up, but I wasn't passing any tests. Right, right. Did you take the SATs? I did. I fell asleep.

I got so I got 80s. You fell asleep with the SATs? To this day, I just, I really wish my mama had got me. Help, because I got ADHD real bad. Gotcha. I deal with dyslexia, and it's hard for me to focus in school. So once, like, my brain has to focus on something, it just shuts down. It's like the computer.

And you didn't know this in school. I didn't. I started to realize it as I get older like, damn. Gotcha. You are. Nice. And you went and got diagnosed with all that stuff later in life. I just went to see a psychiatrist, and then they told, I went to take a test, and I fell

asleep, and they said I need to sit me somewhere else. They felt sick through the test for the psychiatrist. Yeah. And they said, you need to see. you gonna see somebody else and i just ain't went back yeah i gotta get that done now gotcha gotcha yeah yeah there's no i mean i had that i had ADHD all my life and i didn't find out because we were talking about contacts before i didn't find out that i was nearsighted until like seventh grade oh wow and i was like i couldn't see anything uh-huh me either yeah so it's like i don't

my can't pass it doesn't see the chalkboard uh-huh no i couldn't yeah so it didn't matter what you seen yeah it didn't matter the glasses didn't change the grades any sports growing up Uh, no, I wish I could play sports. Usually people that are funny can't play sports. I agree with it. Yeah, if you guys say to him or you just can't play sports. And that's why you're talking shit about people and trying to play. You got to develop a skill somewhere. Yeah, I didn't, yeah. I wish I could, but I love watching it. Like, so I became a Kansas City Chiefs fan around the time.

Priest Holmes was around. Okay, or? And Dante Hall. So I was a Chief fan and I watched that. And then we didn't have a basketball team. So I was a son fan. I used to love Steve Nash and watch basketball. And video games. Video games was my thing. I play a lot of games. Gotcha.

Were there any vacations growing up? Would you guys go away? No. We didn't have no money to. I think you'd listen to me when I said. Hell no, you know, you had no vacation. No, uh-uh. Only vacations.

Oh, you know what? I went to, I went to St. Louis one time, and my uncle. That's not a great vacation. My uncle, it's my grandma, my grandma's son. It was my uncle. And his name was Uncle Winky. So at the time, I didn't know. My uncle Winkie.

My uncle was something about. my uncle was different and then I had a teacher named Mr. Dean and Mr. Dean at the end of us this was in elementary school and Mr. Ding elementary was it yeah I think so or middle school Mr. Dean was like I see you over the summer and I'm like how and when we went on this trip Mr. Ding was with my uncle Uncle Winky and I'm like what is he doing here and he was in front he told you I see you and that's when I found my uncle was gay and my teacher was a teacher in Kansas City yeah yeah but he somehow was in a relationship you with your uncle who lived to St. Louis?

No, no, we went to St. Louis together. They went to St. Louis. He went with Uncle Winky and Mr. Dean. Oh, I got you. Yeah. That's a nice trip. Yeah, it was. It was different.

What did you guys go together? We went to St. Louis, and we went to Six Flags, and we went to a lot of places. All right. I thought that's a pretty good vacation. Yeah, so Uncle Winky was our, what did Uncle Winky do? He was a man man. Okay. He was a man man.

There you go. Yeah. That's a big question. Did you grow up with any answer uncles where you didn't use their real name? Like Uncle Winky, did you have any others? Yeah, we all, yeah. I got it started and stopped and Uncle Winky. If you have a list, hit us.

Yeah, the family, we never really, we all had nicknames. Everybody had nicknames. Like me, like, they call me Vine, because my name is Javon. That's my middle name. So that's a pretty good one. Yeah. So, and then Mama is Mama and, you know, everybody had nicknames. Is that in like, what's your culture?

We're dirtbags from outside of Philly, but we're Irish. We're both Asian. No, where, yeah, Irish Catholic Any, yeah, any, you know, middle class to lower class? Do you use middle names in that? Was it important? Not middle name, a lot of nicknames. Nicknames, that's what I'm supposed toonies,

Uncle Jojo, stuff like that. Also, okay, so that's normal. Okay, I didn't know. I think it's normal. I don't think the Kennedys are doing. It's more like lower class type that people are doing. I can see the Kennedy's doing it, though, you know, Uncle Boo Boo Boo or something like that?

Yeah. The Kim Kardashian family, do you think they do? I don't think Kim Kardashian has an Uncle Winky. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Ah, that's all right. What was your first job?

My first, I had a lot of jobs. I probably had over 80 jobs in life. Oh, shit. Yeah. What was the first one and how old were you? Uh, my first job was Pappas. I don't remember the age, but how I used to get a lot of jobs and I quit them. If I wasn't happy, I would quit them, but I used to get on, it was on Craigless, and I used to get jobs on Craiglis and then.

And from there, I used to do a lot of temp service jobs. So I quit a lot. I'd been everything in life, you know. What was your, what was your least favor? You're like, that was apt. I would never do that again. I worked for the water department, and that was pipeline. We used to go down and dig up once the streets are cracked, you know, when they got it off.

Yeah. Cut the pipeline and lift it up and do a new pipe. Would you go in the manholes? Yeah, manholes. Yeah, I was down there. That was my last job before I became where I was. I was down there. You were doing in Atlanta?

No, Kansas City. Kansas City. How scary was it going down to manholes? It was a lot. We had a ladder, especially when they started the, rain and mud come down. Then we was in snow. I'm from Kansas, so it snow sometimes. And one time

it was snowing so bad, and I had to do a line, and I had to hurry up and cut and put a... I forgot what it's called copper, like copper right in there, and it and it's shot up, and it's freezing and the whole field up with water. And I, like, peed on myself, like, instantly. It's like

snowing, it's cold, and I'm down there. It's your body trying to keep you alive, dude. My team on top got mad, because they was like, now they got to pull. they got to go drop the thing in there to flush the water out so they had to get out the truck but you could have drowned and got swept away yeah yeah no I wouldn't got swept away I would have been in that hole just fucked up I was down there like were there rats and stuff like that down there I ain't never seen rats I ain't never seen it yeah it's just a lot down there is it like a pretty

big hole if you can pull it up it's like pipelines if y'all can look on YouTube it's like if you look at main brakes uh on YouTube uh it's like it's something going wrong and then oh you see with that with the water main brakes yeah yeah the water main brakes yeah the water main brakes That's what was in a lot. It was some where you, if they had that fort lift. Yeah, like that probably. Yeah, if you see, yeah, that was the up in the hole. There is, funny Marco.

Yeah, that's where it's resting. That's what you would be in, something like that? Yeah, and we had to cut that and cut that and put a new one in there. That's brutal. I'll be a Popeyes. I ain't doing that shit. I know. That's a wild temp job.

Damn. How was Popeyes? How was that experience? Poppies was dope. It was dope. It was my first job I got, that's when I really start, you know, getting money. And then I was blowing it on Madden. When Madden had come out, college, I used to get the games in Jordans.

I just blew it all on that end. What was the picking situation in there? What were you allowed to have? Nothing, but I stole a lot. So, yeah. Yeah, I used to just eat, like, you know, like. Did you make your own shit? No.

No, no. No, I didn't really sneak it. No, we didn't do that. I didn't do it. I always fantasize about that, like working at McDonald's and making my own stuff. Put my own stuff together. No, when you worked there, because, like, it was one time it threw me off.

It was, I was getting chicken out, and it was a rat in there. It was fry in the grease, just cooking. And when I got chilling, like, damn. Like, because sometimes at overnight, the rats are falling to grease. Yeah. And they just cook.

It was fry. Oh, good. That's brutal. So that's eating fast food with those big fryers. Never know what's in there. I just ruined my weed, dude. That's brutal. Ruined my life.

I thought, like, yeah, fast food. It was like two nights ago. And just imagine they don't change that grease because there's so much grease. Especially if it's new grease. They ain't changing that. For that wrap, that cooked right with the chicken. Yeah, but let's talk about Draft King. Shout out to the Kings of the Draft.

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pretty litter what was your first concert my first stand-up show it was it was it was funny because I was scared to do stand-up No, no, what was the first concert you went to?

Like music concert. Oh, music concert. Oh, ah, da-da-da-da. Oh, the first one I really enjoyed was Juice World. Ah, there you go. It was last album. Yeah, it was good. And Juice World, he was so dope.

His audience was dope. It was great. Like, he cared about the show. He brought his girlfriend now, and he just did his thing. He had fun. Like, that was an artist that had music. When you could see that, you had fun. Yeah, it was just like he lived up to his music.

I didn't know Juice World was a guy. I thought that was a festival. No, that sound dope. They should start that. Right. They should for him. And then have all his artists that he used to, like, you don't work with. Yeah.

Huh. Yeah. I didn't know. Yeah. Yeah, Juxtra was that guy. Yeah, I mean, yeah. Short-lived, but everybody that's ever worked with them was like it was, everybody comes out as like, I've never seen anybody do.

Man, I wish he's still alive. He was dope. Him and X, uh, what's name? Uh, it's, ex. X. X. Yeah, I was said. Them two, they were both great.

Yeah, that's fucked up. Yeah. I was a little too old for that. Speaking of stand-up, when was your first, when did you get into stand? Your first show? You know what? That was my first thing I seen on TV. I was like, I remember calling the improv, and I was like, yeah, I want to come do stand-up.

I'm like, who are you? And I'm like, Marco. It's me, Marco, bitch. And it was like, yeah, it was like, well, I mean. It fixed the water main last, right? It was like, well, I don't know, it doesn't work like that. You got to get booked or something. And I'm like, how do I do it?

And it was like, you got to, you know, the club, you got to get. recommend it and I'm like okay and that was like my first time just randomly calling so I always wanted to do stand up it was just like when I got the chance to do it when I could have I didn't know it was nerve because I'm into social sure so when I'm scared for anybody talking around all those people like damn it's different so yeah I didn't like it isn't a weird remember in that like we did the same thing it's like I don't want I want to do stand up how do you exactly do it and you call and you ask like how does this work yeah like you know what I mean like oh you come to sign up for an open mic somebody you need no idea I had no idea what the first step was

right that was 32 late bloomer right you get to learn though yeah huh all right what and then oh sorry I was gonna say I was gonna get to Atlanta so you moved to Atlanta I moved to Atlanta because I wanted more it was a it was funny because a stranger DM me and he said oh you know Rihanna follow you and I'm like damn I didn't know that so you were already you were already your Instagram or whatever yeah I was doing one more videos in Kansas City yeah yeah I'm gonna follow you. And then at the time I was doing rap lyrics on people. So I write down, I do a song and I write down the lyrics and I run up on strangers and say lyrics to people. So any word lyrics that they say I said to people and then I just, you know, putting a caption, such a song. So

they didn't know that's a song. So when Rihanna's like a video idea, I think I was doing Little Wayne lyrics and I was going. And then when I seen Rihanna like it, I'm like, he told me, I'm like, oh wow, I'm going to go do a Rihanna song because she sees it. So I went there to Rihanna song. Smart guy. And then he was just like, man, he was like, you got a manager? I'm like, no, he was like, you want to move to Atlanta? I'm like, yeah, I didn't know. He was just a random guy?

That's crazy, dude. And let me ask you, what made you start to want to do? Did you think that, like, was this planned out of like this, you know, the internet is going to keep moving forward, these kind of videos, this kind of stuff is going to get more popular? No, I wasn't thinking. You were just doing it because you would like to do it. Yeah. Just as a creative outlet.

Yeah, it was fun. So I know I used to do it. I used to get sad a lot sometimes. But when I laugh, it was like, I forgot I was sad. I was like I want to cater to those people that you know I was like guys got a good heart deep thoughtful so I was just doing videos for them I'm like oh this is funny so I really was doing it for people right to make them laugh and what kind of views are we looking at about this time when the manager hit you up uh don't need some tissue yeah yeah yeah whatever you are not it was I was

hitting like a million views I was hitting like a million views got you're all over you're cooking yeah are you making money from it yet there there's no like I was doing YouTube I was doing YouTube so YouTube I was making like what like 1500,000 a month okay that's good yeah even with Twitch I was like on Twitch I think I made my Twitch like in 2000 I think 2001 okay and I supposed to start Twitch too 2001 no way yeah it shows you when you make the account when you which was around that's what he's way with numbers wait that's 24 years ago 2011 I think or yeah probably Yeah. 2001.

There's no way. One of them. Well, no way. Well, Justin TV came out 2006, and that was like what Twitch then became, yeah. Yeah, so I started my Twitter early. I've been on YouTube since the 80s. So that was my thing. I should have, like, being listening to them, like, with the help, but I was just so caught

up in this Instagram road. I got you. I'm going up on followers. I was just seeing that. But as a content creator, touch everything. When you write at your P. when people are loving you touch everywhere because it sucks when you go back and step our game I know yeah it sucks when you got to go back and work backwards yeah we got to we had to do that

yeah yeah certain things very like oh no one cares about this anymore and then it's like yeah like yeah like shit talk like if you didn't do TikTok it's like we started that late yeah we just started doing face someone's like your face but you got to do Facebook I look at we had like a thousand views on face or a thousand followers on Facebook and what it is is you got to build that up when you don't catch on to it somebody a fake profile it's making it for you so somebody that's doing it because I had a fake Facebook I had a fake TikTok and I'm like damn they're getting all this and I'm getting mad

but how can you get mad at somebody for seeing your potential? Yeah and it's like shit you ain't making what I do for you and I make the money then so So you moved to it so did this guy turned out to be legit? Yeah he was Yeah he was he was He was legit in a way

He's still not your manager no me and him are good we working so he's not my manager So I kept him around so we are still There you go He's not my manager but When I got there, he was staying with his girlfriend, and I got put in the hotel. I'm like, okay, this is different. And then he's like, you can come to my house.

Like, you know, I just wanted to let my girlfriend know, like, what I'm doing and what I'm working in. He's paying for the hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is your mom and everybody say, like, hey, this random guy hit him. Nobody can't. Nobody can. Did you quit your job with the water department? I assume you were like, hey, these videos are doing good.

Yeah. This guy. No, I had got fired from the water department. I had to quit. They told me quit doing videos. or work for the water department because it was bad for the company. Because it was for the city.

Because I was doing video. It kind of makes sense. I was doing videos in my uniform too. Yeah. Like UPS don't let you, you know what I mean? Yes. They shut that shit down. And then they were like, yeah.

There's a water main break right behind. They're like, this is going too viral. It's not looking good. And they was like either quit videos or quit this. And I was like, I'm going to quit. Yeah. Was whoever told you that? Were they supportive, like, listen.

I get it? Yeah. Were they like, you should do the videos, not the water department. Nah, he didn't say that. Somebody got to get in a hole. No, you know, they just lost their main hole guy, dude.

But the thing is, I wasn't good at jobs my personality. Y'all know that one coworker, it seemed like you'll probably be one. Yeah. Well, man, pretty good. It's like, you, you suck at your job, but they love your personality so much.

My personality kept my jobs. Yeah. Because I was shitty. That's probably most comics. Yeah. Or like, hey, I can do what I have to do to maintain this and not get fired, but I'm a vibes guy.

Yeah, I was a good people person As far as side work and shit at the restaurant I don't make people laugh and shit Yeah Yeah They couldn't fire you Right Yeah, you're like that person

Yeah, you laugh, see you tomorrow That's how it probably is in NFL too They're probably like man he's a good leader But he sucks on the field Yeah, they call him glue guys In the locker he's a locker room guy Yeah, yeah Yeah that's funny

So you move to it So you go to Atlanta Yeah and I stay with him And then I um I'm in a hotel for a little bit And he was like yeah well I'm gonna let you come to my house with my girl and he was like I just got an extra room I'm gonna clean it up so I get there

he showed me to room his dog shit everywhere it's like the dog room and it's like yeah I'm gonna get that clean time I'm gonna air mattress crazy he didn't clean it up before you got no kidding right so I'm just sleeping on the couch and shit I'm gonna book talent right but also you got to give him he got you that like he took a shot you know what I mean and the bad part is what happened was uh he ended up putting me in another hotel in this hotel I'm going in the lobby and it was another guy he was like oh shit you that guy that's blown up like the Walmart guy he's like man he's like I got somebody I love for you to meet like and I'm all right cool and then I tell the guy that got me then and he's like man he wanted me to meet somebody he's like I bet I'll come

with you so we go to this meeting and the guy that introduced me to the guy he wants me to meet he's now told the guy I was he was managing me so I didn't know that you're sitting there with two managers yes and the guy that's me he's the big guy of Elena like he's the guy like everybody love him everybody wanted to get next to him and he's just talking to me like he saw my shit he's like oh yeah I see you got potential he was in the music industry so he was just like

oh I love and he was just like I want to talk to you and then you know both of them they went out like the manager I had and then the fake one I didn't know what I was saying I was mad he was just like what is your goal? I mean the guy in the hotel? Yeah yeah yeah he left out and he was like what's your goal and I was like I just want to grow and like you know

get bigger and I want to learn and when I said those words. He said those stood out to him because usually when people meet him they talk about money. Yeah, I'm trying to get paid. Sure. And I wasn't thinking about money.

Yeah. Talking about cash up front. I started working with him more. Of course. I got to go to his house. He had a bigger house. No dog shit. Yeah.

He had all these cars. And I'm like, damn. And I'm learning from him. So then that started making me because of distance. So that guy became your manager. Yeah, of course. Yeah.

Who was it if you don't want me as well? His name was Ray Daniels. Yeah. So, yeah, he was. I mean, those other guys had to kind of understand. Yeah. Dog's shit in there, mattress.

Yeah. Bunch of cars. Yeah, so. Yeah. But it was great, you know, at the time. But having, I got caught up in a facade because I'm living in this house and I'm taking pictures, like, in his wrist sprinter and everything.

And then I had to, like, and I'm, like, shit in my city right now. Yeah. And I'm like, it's hard not to fall into that, though. But at one time, I was like, you know, I need to get my own. Like, I can't get caught up in this. And I end up leaving and I distance my house. and you know everything was great it was just in my head you're still making that you're still progressing in yeah but he taught me how to make money on Instagram and like my

first like video in Walmart it was like promo videos 20,000 he brought it to me he was just like one thing about promotion videos he was like he hate when people used to do like you know when you do pay ads and they just post on their Instagram and take like post them like follow them he was like never do that he said if you're going to take on a job always make sure you include it show you your face you be with the product if not if you can't do it don't do it at all and I was like that's good like don't do promo he said don't do promo unless you're in it right and then once he was like I got a gig for you and he was just like it's a waste trainer video for $20,000 go be funny

do something with it and I'm thinking what the fuck can I do with a voice trainer voice trainer voice trainer like for girls a waste trainer and he's like go to Walmart and go do something with it like and I'm like what the fuck like I can't put this on I can't go out like this So I'm trying to figure out. And he's like, it's $20,000. I ain't never seen $20,000. And I'm trying to figure out. And I'm in Louisiana for, it was a festival, the Walmart festival, essence festival that they have.

Okay. And I'm down in Louisiana and I'm running up on people at Walmart. And I'm like, okay, all right, let me ask them, do they got any more of these waste trainers? So I'm running up on random customers. And I'm like, do you got any more of these? And I say the waste trainer brand. And this person was like, I don't work here. And I'm like, okay.

I asked her again. I'm like, can you go on and back and get it? She's like, I don't work here, motherfucker. And then I was like, okay, this is it. I'm like, because I can irritate people and say the brand and I say it. And that video, like, I do that. And then I send it, complete it, send it to him. And she love it.

And then the video goes on. And he was like, this is how you make money. And then he was just like, he worked with the record labels. He was like, I got a new artist. I want you to break. Go on and do these. Like, they want to pay you. Like, you know, they were paying you.

This is how this happened. Yeah, $10,000 to do an IG post to say the rapper. lyrics and tag the artist in the caption. Then I was at Walmart doing... You should be bringing gay deals like this. Yeah. The hell are you doing it over there. So I'm just racking up money with him and he's just like, right now I'm with record labels

because the abuse are going crazy and they love these Walmart videos. And I'm going in there and like, you know, the city girls songs come out like city girls and I'm walking on people like, oh, my pussy's so wet and I'm just talking and staring out of my that and say that and they're like... And it was funny because I used to get people. I used to get people from Walmart because I used to be in Walmart for hours, but I'll find a customer that talks to me. I'm like, oh, like, I'd be an owl.

Like, is he good a guy? Or these lays, and they're like, yeah, they're good. I like him. So I know now they mind talking. And then I hit them with something crazy. Like, yeah, my pussy way. And then they're like, what? And it's like, okay.

Oh, it's good for you. You're right. And they walk off. Oh, you don't say. Right. So, yeah, that's how the Walmart videos was going in. And who was filming this for you? My brother, he's here.

No, so when I got to Atlanta, I had... Wait, one of those guys is your brother that you brought with you? Yeah, yeah, both of them. Those are your two brothers? Yeah, yeah. Why don't you say that? He doesn't know how old you guys are. Man, they probably heard that.

It was like, God damn. No, they know, though. I'm not good with names. Wait, so you're doing this with your two brothers? So it ended up when I first started Atlanta, I had... They're currently playing in 64 right now. And then my other brother, Black, I told him to quit his job to come help me film. He's like, bro, I just got promoted.

He said, I was like, I don't know because he was working out of Tim Service. And then he got the real job. And I'm like, just come down here. I need you, like to film my videos because I'm businesses booming. Yeah. He came down, he quit his job, and then he started filming for me. So we was doing a Walmart video. That's awesome.

That's even better. You get some family business. Yeah. That's good. Holy shit. That's crazy. All right. So then things start cooking.

All right. Hold on. So you get that $20,000. that's the first big check yeah yeah what do you do with that money are you staying at the guy's house yeah i'm still staying with him all right i'm still staying with him that house is when i got that i went and got me a uh challenger i wanted me that's exactly what we were looking for that is a pure dirt bag move and we love it went and got a challenger did what color was it it was uh it was black it was a black challenger uh-huh yeah i got it i always wanted one i wanted this shit on people

But I got a regular one So when I got it It was just nothing So people's like yeah It's not a fucking Yeah I'm like What the fuck is that I just got like it's a challenger

Like why y'all tripping off A SS or a two five seven Did you buy it outright or were you No I was doing payments Okay Was the 20 grand gonna be enough To finish off paying the car? No I was making so much money

I was just paying on it monthly So now I'm just making money So you were making more than just that big Yeah because I was like I was doing rap videos Yeah YouTube still And then I was doing videos to the rap lyrics so with rap like so different companies like rock nation sent over a

hundred thousand dollar check and i had to do a video really yeah like for five artists or like you know QC so he was with the music industry members so yeah right Lizzo I did some stuff for Lizzo and a lot of people so and then the artist 100 grand the artist used to we post my shit so that like that'll give me more following because they're like ah and then it was people like DM and like how much that's all was doing that it was 100 g's yeah he's to get yeah like the dude it was a huge to bring a lot of then Nike I did some stuff with

Full Locker when I started doing pranks and Full Locker now and he took a piece of that yeah yeah yeah and then at this time I don't know where percentages mean none of that like and he right so as this starts coming in are we putting you know are we making sure are you being okay with money is anybody handling this for you no you I'm just spinning

but I'm starting to get what I want I got to apartment we are cut from the same cloth my friend No, I'm just spending it. Man. All right. So you get it up, you move it, you get an apartment?

Yeah, I got an apartment. Like, was it too nice? It was nice. But I moved in with, it was so funny, I moved in with his artist and which was cool.

So he had an artist that he was breaking. And then he's ripping a, living a lifestyle of a rapper and I'm a comedian. So he's like friends, hose, bottles, drugs. It's like a music video all the time. Yeah, so I'm like, what the fuck?

And it was just different. Yeah, he was living in, and I'm coming there and it's shit all the girls in the apartment. Can I run a bit by you real quick? One time I was a girl in my room And I'm like, what's she doing in his? Like, yeah, she's like, she liked you, shit, fuck her if you y'all want to talk, like she like you.

And I come and she's like, Marco, oh my God, love you. And I'm like, bitch, I don't know you. And I'm like, I just came home from L.A., I'm working and not getting there. And she's in my bed and he's like, oh my God, you really stay here. And I'm like, it was just like living with a rapper and a committee. No, I didn't. No, because I don't, it was just weird. I don't know.

I was like, I don't want to just, you know, here, pussy. See, like, here it takes on. That's what we're different. I would have been in there for a couple of days. He would have drug me out of there. Right. No shit. So that's how this all starts going.

That's fucking awesome. Move in with a rapper. Yeah, that was. Is it your place or his place or both of your time? It was more of his place because it was in his name. Gotcha. It was his name. Yeah.

And when do you move out of that and get your own place? And are you still in Atlanta? Is that where you're based out of? Yeah, I end up moving out of there. And then I got my first place. And I remember, yeah, me getting it. my own place rented it you're renting an apartment in Atlanta yeah nice spot I think from there did I get my house no yeah I got me apartment yeah I got me apartment in my brother it was

funny because he was with me remember I moved in my town so he's sleeping on the floor in a condo at the rapper house so he's with me wait wait he moved in the rapper's house too yeah he was there too how did he feel about the rap I mean he was on the floor he was just like man this is a lot like dude one key just left my je one key to the house one bob key so sometimes That's just on one key? Yeah. Yeah. It was a lot.

Oh, man. That's crazy. Talk about a home run. Man. It's like a movie, right? What crazy, dude? That's like a bad HBO show. Right.

That's a good HBO show. Your brother shows up with his bag, sleeping on the floor. You're all sharing one key. Man. Everyone's in her popping bottle. It was a nice condo. That's a nice change from the temp job, though. Yeah.

That's awesome. Well, I end up getting my own apartment. And, you know, just still working. And he's living with you. Yeah, we got a house. Yeah, we got a department together. Yep. Nice.

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No, yeah, I got a house. Yeah, I bought a house in Atlanta. Yep, I bought a house in Atlanta. You got a pool at that house? Yeah, I built the one. You got a put one in, yeah, yeah. Was it a new house or did you get that house built? It was built.

It was built, and then I bought it in, you know, that was like a first, yeah, a thing in my life. A nice pool? Yeah, nice pool. Yeah, yeah. Is it one of that? Hot tub? Yeah, hot tub, yeah, hot tub, go into the pool?

Yeah, they actually, yeah, it goes in the pool. They actually build in the basketball court. They're supposed to start today. So I just been... Wait, you're getting a baseball court built in today? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go.

Let's go. But it's all... Like I said, it's an investment. Like, you know... You got someone's handled the money now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got a business manager.

I get help. Yeah, I get help. Yeah, I get help. Okay, good. Yeah, they over there. Yeah, it's actually show your picture of it. Oh, no shit. But I built it right now.

That's fucking awesome, man. Is this live? Yeah, it's live? You just pull the cameras of his property. Oh, shit. That's sick. All right. You're not going to the water main anymore.

I'll tell you that. Look at this. No, but you got to be smart and you still got to, you know, be kind of. Like, I love to get back. I try to, you know, help in like single mothers. I was doing that a lot. I got like every month trying to help a single mother and help pay her and get back. But my goal is to like I want to.

Where's your mom's now? So my mom in Kansas City. So I'm going to have to look to see if she would want to come to Atlanta or just get her place in Kansas City. No kidding. Yeah. But I got the series that I want to do And I want to start like a TV show Where I ride the bus and I figure out

Who's going to work and get their story And then buy them a car So I want to help people So I want to do that a lot So imagine like if people would like But everybody's going to know you on the bus though You're like I could disguise myself or anything Okay

Yeah This guy's good But I want to do that That's why he's getting a basketball court put in right now Yeah If you catch me I'm making up a story Yeah But that's something I want to do

I just really want to charge her Right I love it All right Let's give us some R you garbage questions Sure Are you peeing in the shower? I have

Yeah I have Brushing your teeth in there I did today You did Is it something you normally do? I said I want to start doing it Because it takes like I feel like I brush my teeth

And I can get more And I can be more disrespectful With brushing my teeth Sure Yeah yeah You have that leniency Yeah yeah You don't have to try to be clean

That's the nice thing I was against it for a very long time And then I started doing it When it's like when it gets on you Or like Yeah yeah yeah yeah That shit doesn't come out of your clothes either That's bad news

Yeah that's what I said No no I'm talking about if it get on your dick or something I'm talking about the toothpaste When you brush it Oh give me in the show Yeah that's the shitty part Stings? I don't know

I just don't like I don't think two place should be there I agree with it I agree with it But it's nice to get out of the shower Like completely clean Yeah done already completely done Yeah because sometimes when you start in odor

I forget to brush my teeth sometimes. I'm right there with it, dog. So I need to do it when I know I need to do it there, too. In deodorant, sometimes I forget to put on deodorant. I forget a lot of shit sometimes. What kind of deodorant you're wearing? A girl's deodorant. Me too.

Yeah, powder. I don't like jail. The powder's the best. Yeah, powder the best. There you go. With an antiperspirin, I assume. It's deodorant and antipersprosperin. What's that?

I don't know. That's a big word. Probably. Because most of them are antipersprits now. I don't know what's that means? It means it prevents you from sweating. It doesn't just like cover it up. I just used regular jewelry.

I said, why don't you just say that shit? You got to do it down a little bit. I put the glasses on trying to act smart. Yeah, I'm like, what the fuck was that me? Oh, actually, Marco. Let's go into the bedroom. The bed, king size? King size, yeah, yeah.

King size bed. You got a TV in there? Yeah, I got TV. You watch the TV when you fall asleep? No. Something about going to hurt my eyes when I'm asleep. Having the TV on hurts my eyes. You know where you're in contact.

And then sometimes. Sometimes I don't walk over more sleep on my eyes. I don't know what it means when you walk up with more sleep on your eyes. I don't know if your eyes. Well, let me ask you this as a fellow contact wearer, a bad one, me. Me too. I got that vibe when you came in with the scratch cornea. I just, what, do you have dailies in or do you have weeklies?

I have weeklies, but I leave them in for monthlies. You do. Yeah. So you sleep in them. Yeah. His eyes currently water is. They hear we talk about it. Yeah.

That's why you're waking up with extra sleepies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's bad news. I know, I'm going to go blind. You're not going to go blind. I probably will. It's okay, though. I went out with a bank.

What do you say? I went out with a bank. I've seen everything I need to see. How are you going to see the people to give him the car? I mean, I can hear them at that point. You don't need to see it. Or I can just help somebody getting in a position to, you know, host the show. Yeah, that's smart.

I think he's actually planning for this. I think it's probably going to happen. Yeah. Oh, planning on being blind. But I think if I get the license, I might be the first person to wake up where it didn't work. That's what you're afraid of?

Yeah, you're crazy. I think I might be the first person and they're like, damn, it didn't go through. And I'm like, fuck. Do you sleep on your back? Do you sleep on the side? You know what's crazy?

I like to sleep at the bottom of my bed. What? Wait a minute. What? Yeah. What do you mean? Like the bottom here, like the bottom here, man.

No, no, no. Like, the headboard is this way. I would like to have my feet pointing that way. Why is this different? What? I don't know. I don't like, I don't know, I sleep crazy, but... Yeah, picking up on that.

Yeah. You should move the pillows down or do you keep it? I don't like pillows. I like to sleep with a blanket as a pillow. Whoa. Do you sleep on your back? Sometimes. You sleep like a vampire?

Yeah. No kid. One blanket behind you, that's it. On your back covers over you. Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, I don't like covers, well. You don't like covers? Yeah, that's how I know.

I sleep weird and I know my partner, like, when I get with my girl, she got to be aware too like i like you know and then when a girl comes like why are we sleeping at that's a tough sell to and i'm like she's like why are we sleeping at the bottom why are we hanging upside down yeah what's going on you're ain't got to you can go on the couch would you be okay if you slept next to somebody where it was head to toe if you what if you're with the girl and she wanted to sleep with her head up there and you would that be cool probably you'll be okay with like on her like legs or something yeah yeah i'm with that's a great answer dude i love it yeah i'm not really yeah now the house that you moved into

Did you build this house? No, it's a comedian, Desi Banks. He had built it. He got a real estate company. Yeah, your house that he built, yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. If we came over to the house right now and you offered us a glass of water, what are we getting?

Are we getting a bottle? Are we getting a bottle? You're going to probably get a bottle, bottle water. Nice. Very much. You're like a Fiji. Are we talking glass bottle? It's this blue bottle kind that public is.

It's all blue. I don't know what it's called. Saratoga? Is that what it is? It's a blue bottle with the blue bottle. top yeah gentlemen yeah yeah yeah I got a little bit of cags got a lot of cash and I like huh what's the what's the what's the whip now what are you driving around in now so right now I got a the cyber truck you got a cyber truck yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I like it but I get rid of it

because people hate it I get out of here and is that the only car I in um what happened of the charger oh I let a friend drive it another comedian and he called and told he he wrecked it and when he wrecked it he told him he said man my eye fucked up I'm like my car fucked up. Yeah, he's like, yeah, man, your car fucked up. This car came out and hit it, and he's like, man, it's done. I take care of it, but my eye fucked up. And the thing about me, I don't get mad for real.

And my brother that has a lot of cars, he like, he just said what? He's like, you cool? I'm like, yeah, I'm all right. It's like, it's a car. Like, he alive and he said he'll fix it. But I don't really get upset about, like, stuff like that. Your brother has a lot of cars. Yeah, yeah.

Are they at the house with you? No, no, it's my other brother. Like, this is a brother I grew up with from Canada. city and he moved to Elena, he always had money. Okay. Yeah, he like. Like brother, brother? Like, it's just growing up with him, like, just growing up.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Those two are out until, like, I don't know cars. Yeah. That's what he's talking about. I got a lot of cars. Damn, you got to, I think you got to be the first guess with a cyber truck. Yeah, I like it.

Yeah, I like it. I'm in a cyber truck. Did you? Yeah. Did you have like one of the, when did you get it? Did you have one of the other ones? So I got, so it was so fun. Because I, I'm partners with prospects and I went up there.

And then it was this guy, he was just like, oh, I love your videos. And he, like, a car owner. And he was like, yeah, I want you come by my shop. And usually when people tell you do shit, you know, you're out here a lot of shit. And I'm like, okay. And then I went there and I'm like, damn, it's hell of cars here. And he was just like, I'm going to have it for a spin. You want to test drive it?

And then I'm like, okay. I'm like, yeah, I want this car. He was like, go drive and see if you like it first. So I made a post on Instagram. I'm like, I just bought a cyber truck. So it goes viral. I didn't even buy yet. I left out of the operating.

So I'm just manifest. I'm like, I really want to get this cars. I'm going to tell her where I got it. And then he comes out. He was like, bro, he's like, it's going viral because like everybody had the car, like Tuchan's little baby. And they were like, oh, they like Marcos was all white. And then he was just like, man, you're like, you got to get it now.

I'm like, fuck yeah, I do. You buy it? Yeah, but I want it. Yeah. What's the cyber truck go for? It was like, I think a hundred. I mean, for, I would have figured. It's probably cheaper now.

No, I figured they were like crazy expensive. Nah, and his RP. 70 grand. Why? They weren't cheaper, right? When they first started, it was like 100 because I think people was doing an extra sale on it when they got it because it's hard to get them. Are you biting your nails or you're clipping your nails?

I'll get them done. You do. Very nice. You go and get a manny. Now do you go or do they come to the house to do it? I like to still like go and get their experience. And you got your spot in Atlanta that you like to go to? Yeah, I like to go.

And it's always a good date for women. Like you can always act like you're taking them, but it's really you. Wait, you'll go with a girl? Yeah, yeah. That's a great. I never even thought about that. Yeah. You get your feet done, too.

You get a penny. You get your feet down, yeah. You do. What's that cost you? Man, it's starting to get high and high and high. You see that fucking cyber truck out for us. Yeah, like 180, 190, 200. And then they keep going up.

Then what do you tip on that? I don't like to cook because I feel like they get off on it. Get off on you anyway. I feel like they already got their own tip. I tip, but it makes me still feel like I got finesse. Sure, yeah. I don't like. I'm finesse because I already want to give you the money.

But, like, in Atlanta, some of these places, like, Routoutity is already in it. So I really think they already put it in there. And then they watch you. It's just, I don't like putting in a tip and they watch you. Like, what you by doing? They watch your eyes. And it's like, fuck.

I hate when I'm about to do that and they look you in your eyes. Like, don't fuck me. What about a nice dinner? Do you like a nice dinner? Yeah, I do. We cook a lot. I cook a lot. Yeah.

Now, you know, since things are going well, you know what I mean? Have you tried new things? Mm-hmm. Like, do you do seafood? I like seafood, but it don't get you full, so I don't care for it. Really? It don't get too full. What would be like an ideal dinner for you if you went out?

If you go out on a date or if you go out with the fellas? Something with salmon. I like salmon. You like salmon? I like salmon, mashed potatoes. Are you a steak guy? Yeah, I like steak. How do you get the steak cooked?

Well, when I went to a business meeting and I went to a business. And I did well done one time and everybody, like, I think they look, yeah, they didn't fuck with me. No, no. Yeah. So I get meeting well now. They're even rolling their eyes at that I didn't get no money after that They didn't fuck with me

Really? I think people don't fuck with you how you eat That's why people take you out on business How you do shit like Yeah they see how they see how you are Yeah and one time I was that business I mean I offered a pay for it I'm thinking like no I don't do it And I was like okay do it

I'm like fuck no I'm like No shit really Yeah It's in the cyber truck I'm right back Right So like it's tips that I've been learning Like you know

Especially when I used to go out to eat with Ray And it was funny because every time I seen him when he used to pay for everything It was dope I'm like, damn, I can't wait to get in that position to be able to just take care of a bill and, like, you know, like, who got this? Not have to check your checking account before.

So, Ray was all right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you got, yeah. Man, that's awesome. All right. I love it.

Do you have a favorite frozen pizza? No, not no more. I used to as a child. Yeah, what'd you like? Which one was it? It started with a tea. Tombstone? Yeah, yeah, that.

Tombstone, man. Toothone, I used to put tombstone in it. I used to let it cook. And let it get burnt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's better burden. What are you cooking at the house? What do you like? What's your go-to?

Do you have like, if we were coming over, you're really trying to, or I'm trying to impress a girl? Chicken. Chicken. Do we have a chef? No, me. You're doing it? Yeah. Huh.

Yeah. What kind of chicken? Fried chicken. Fried chicken. Do you have chicken at the house? Yeah, I know. Cast iron? Uh, what's that?

Like a cast iron pan? Oh. Like you're doing it, you're doing it in a, you're doing it in a paint. You don't have a deep friar. No, I'm doing it in a pan. Okay. Do you have an ice machine at this house? Yep.

It's on the refrigerator. I want to do some new shit. I want to get that water filter thing. I was at Sam's Club, and I was like, you know, I should buy me one. What's the water filter thing? That's the thing where it comes with where you get the water cup. They have in the offices. Oh, I had one for a long time.

It was beneficial. You miss it? I do miss it. You want to get a water cooler. Yeah. It's the thing that you feel the water where you get the blick jugs. The big, the big five gallon jar. But it's always good at the sex.

So you can go to it and get you. of water. Yeah, get that little triangle coming. Yeah, you're taking top five of them. Yeah, I liked it. I just don't know where to put it. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough to stay on top of that too.

Next to the break room, that's where you put it. You got to get on a monthly subscription. And then if you're, like, on the road or you don't use them, so then next thing you know, you have like, there's like hundreds of fucking. Wow, that's how I stack up. Wow. God, that's funny. And I live in an apartment, so it's, there's a lot of space for it.

Are you a cologne guy? Yeah, I just got into it. Yeah. How many bottles you got? I'll be taking my birthday cologne. I guess I'm no one girl Start hugging me Say damn you smell good

It's like for them Because I don't care for it But I was like But it sucks when you put on Cologne You don't see a girl Like I got on something the night There's no girls in here Like

Sorry I'm sorry I would have had some ladies Like I don't want no dudes It's like damn you smell good What you put on And then I'm like I'm like God look at him in his eyes And tell him what I'm wearing

You know why you don't like that? Yeah I just don't yeah I don't care to tell the guy What I'm wearing It's like imagine the dudes in your draws Like man They look good They're comfortable like dick print cool

Yeah Okay What's a vacation looking like now I ain't never had a vacation Not even now You haven't gone away I just got my passport Very nice

Just like recently Yeah No shit Yeah I'm talking about where to go I got mine at 45 You did how old are you now 49 Oh shit

Oh shit I did I got mine of 45 That's what so So you just got yours Yeah Yeah Yeah Right

We were losers Before the show took off I just be thinking dark though Like get my passport And I go out of town And I die You think, yeah, he's the only guy LASIC's not going to work for. He's going to go blind.

He's going to get his past for it. But I feel like it's dope because you're doing what you want to do. Like, I don't mind going out. It's as long as I'm doing what I want to do. And it's okay. I have that fear, too, though. I have the fear of having to go to a hospital in another country, which I know is dumb. Man, see, I'm not weird.

He's weird. It's not normal, though. So you're like, get me back to New York, Mount Sinai Hospital, something. Get me somewhere. Yeah. It's supposed to they don't care for you, too. Yeah. Just imagine just being like a patient that's not attractive

You know, they probably don't care I get that everywhere Yeah, imagine girls too Like they probably get so much treatment Being a doctor, dude Like damn she looks good I want to save her life Sure

You're not going anywhere I'm like why you're working on her Ah, that's funny So where would you want to go if you want a vacation I want to go to Hong Kong You want to go to Hong Kong? For like a month For a month

Really? Yeah But they say go to Thailand They say people are moving to Thailand Because your money goes way further In Thailand Yeah think is relatively expensive.

Hong Kong or China. I want to go there. Okay. I respect it. Are you into watches at all? No, not yet. No, not yet, but you're thinking about it. Yeah.

But I don't, like I said, I'm not good with numbers and keeping up with 246A. Roli and not like, keep it up with two. I'm not even with cars. I'm still not, I'm never really, I really don't care for all that. Like, you know, I really don't say I was wondering what makes me happy, like, to buy. And I was just like, I really don't have nothing. Was it clothes? You have fashion?

It was that. I mean, you're dressed pretty cool today. Yeah, this is from Kid Super. I don't know if y'all know him. I know who he is, yeah. And I used to have, like, now I just got it, and there's just around starting to get annoying in clothes and shoes. People certainly don't, yeah.

In video games, like, streaming and stuff like that. Like, it's a new 007 is about to come out. I'm excited. And Wolverine got a new game coming out. No kidding. I'm, like, really, like, playing the game. 007 was your game when you were a kid, right? Yeah, it was a good one.

Did I see it? You should pull up the trailer and look at it while it's on there. It's really dope. Like, it's a new, new one coming out. that okay huh and i i just want to uh where's the gaming system set up at the house is it on the main tv in the living room it's it's in my house i get it in the front room in the front room it's its own room yeah yeah yeah yeah gaming room is its own no no no it's in the front room in the living room i got it in my garage and i put it in the garage yeah i had it in the garage yeah i made

it in a set up out there yeah yeah yeah yeah good couch big big section yeah i got it's a caught a Frank Ocean couch that I might to get made you're getting one made yeah Marco I love you man oh whoa those are crazy oh that's awesome that's like what a 12 year old with money would buy he does I love that he uh he oh oh oh it says his name on you can look on he makes couches he's doing a TV series his name is Pauline Matt is that is that You got him, Pierre Pauline? No, no, that guy's a French furniture designer. Huh.

I love where he's at. I know. I mean, dude, he's getting a basketball court built today. That's something else. Yeah, that's all right. How often do you think you're going to use the basketball court? I got it from, like, because I live so far, I'm getting it from my brothers in him. So, like, when people come over, it's something to do.

Something to do. Yeah. So I think for my guess, not for me. Have you had any, have you had any parties? Have you had any cookouts or anything like that at the house? We have, like, swimming parties sometimes. Okay. Yeah, who's working the grill?

My brother, Black, he's in there. Okay. He's working the grill. Yeah, yeah. Nice. And we're hooking it up. What would be on the menu for something like that for a cookout? We just buy random stuff.

Steaks, burgers, hot dogs? Yeah. Pig feet. Really? Yeah. Going old school. Yeah. All right.

Pig feet usually be good. My mom used to make that. Potato salad? Uh, nah. Not a potato salad guy? No, I am, but it is different when you come. from like yo mama really making it I'm aware yeah and ain't

that ain't the same I'm aware like even Thanksgiving it's not the same I don't even know what I'm doing for Thanksgiving no store about potato salad I assume Nah yeah I learned that the hard way Thanksgiving yeah of course what you're doing Uh it's going to my mom's house Simple how's it go what's your routine Standard

Damn he just flipped this script on me I was like what the fuck Who show my own uh standard turkey mesh potatoes Y'all say prayers like yeah we'll say grace How long does it last? Not that long. Your God, thanks for everything we've had this year. See, Black prayers, they last for a long time. I was going to say, probably shortly.

Especially the old one, the one that girl, he's like, I want everybody comes in. She names everybody she's ever met. Yeah, and everybody, he says a prayer for H and everybody, and just, you know, it would be always the uncle that's about the past. He'd say it. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense. I've seen a video where, like, you know, it was a black grandma, she called out the one uncle for drinking too much.

She's like, I hope he gets sober and he's like, what, don't know. I hope he finds his way. She starts fucking spilling the tea on it. Is that the plan this year? Are you doing the big Thanksgiving? I won't to, but it's like my family, they have to, like, you know, my family is everywhere. So I'll be trying to get them together, but they all be, they always arguing and shit. I'm like, bro, come on, like, let's just get together one time and just not argue.

Exactly. How many people would it be? 40? No, not 40. Some of them dead. Let's see. He takes a hard left sometimes. No, it would probably be like 20, 20.

There you go. Get a big table? How big is a dining room table at the house? I had a big one, but I got rid of it because I was the only one. So I got like a swaminer. Are you sitting there eating by yourself like Bruce Wayne? Yeah. What are the snacks at the house?

What do you like to do? I got a lot of snacks, but I stopped eating snacks. So it's just for the guest again. Walk-in pantry? Yeah, walking pantry. What do we talk? Basketball. I know.

Of course, you've got a walk-in bench. You don't get a basketball course. You don't get a basketball course. before a walk-in pantry. Yeah. What would be in there? I come over. I start poking around the catch.

Gushers. Gushers are push-knacks aren't the same like they used to. Zebra cakes used to be good. They changed. Remember, Star Crunch, they used to be good. Star Crunch used to be awesome. Remember fudge rounds? Of course.

Yeah, that all. No, you want to know it really changed. Hawaiian punch used to be great. It sucks now. No kidding. I haven't had a wine punch in a minute. That's why because it sucks. Huh.

I was big on the oatmeal cream pies. We used to put it in the freezer. I didn't like them. Oh, I love. But I know they was big. Yeah. Those in the chocolate chip cookie ones that have the cream in the center. Yeah. Yeah. How many, oh, sorry. How many suits do you think you own?

I just got to start getting the suits. I probably got like 10 of them right now. 10? 10? Yes. I just started like what, like this last month? Designer suits? No, it's called Rich Man Looks. It's a company that makes them and I teamed up with them. Nice.

Yeah. And you know how to tie? A tie? No. Yeah, that's a lot. It's a lot. Some shit I just don't want to know how to learn because it takes away like me saying I don't know how to do it. Sure. Yeah, it's funny you're to not

know how to tie it out. Yeah, it's just some shit I don't want to know I agree. That's a great. Also, you've reached a point in your career, you don't need to tie tie. There's nowhere you're going. I mean, not even that I don't get fucking if I was homeless. I still don't want to know how to tie tie. Like, it's just something. You get your stakeholder however you want when you're in a business meeting with those people. They're trying to get your business. Yeah.

I'm just, I'm just, some shit is okay with just, like spelling. Like, I'm not good at spelling. I don't want to know how to spell. Because I feel like your brain is like a memory card and I feel like It's the other shit I gotta remember. Yeah, no, hey. And I don't think Goggin' blake, do you know how to spell this

before you get into heaven? I don't think it's that important. No one's grading on grammar. Don't sweat it. Do you have name brand luggage? What kind of luggage you got? I got Louis Vuitton. But look, I got it.

But I know I'm going to keep that forever. That's why I got it. Uh-huh. You have the big one? Do you have the whole set? I got the carry-on, both carry-ons. That's it. But I know that was an investment for me

because I know I'm not, I'm not, when I get something I don't get, like, oh, I need to know. I'm not I get it You got it and it's good I'm okay with keeping it for a while Until somebody steal it This is gonna be a dumb question

That's what I want to ask you Does Louis Vuitton make bags that you would check Mm-hmm are you like check in Yeah I think some of them do But you can lock it up though You can still steal the bag Exactly I would say I would say if you have the full

I don't know I'll listen The full set If you have the full set You're probably not flying coach But you know it's like But the people that Yeah but the people that has that you know sometimes if somebody was still it they got cameras

I don't think some people want to risk getting caught and fucking up their whole You're flying up front I assume Sometimes yeah You're not still in fucking coach No I'm not okay so look We're not in fucking coach anymore What I'm trying to say is

I gotta see him tonight so Sometimes it's okay Not to It just like it depends on how long the flight is LA you gotta fly first class Because it's far sure That's it but like if it's someone like two hours And then you get

What's the other one You got to sit in what comfort Comfort Comfort Plus I can see it in comfort. Okay. Yeah. What about PJs? You're flying around around?

Not yet. Nothing? You've been in one, no. No, I haven't. Never? No. Not even stunned. No, I ain't been in one.

What? That makes me sad. I ain't been in one yet. That's crazy. Well, I mean, if y'all want to take me on a spin. We've also never been in one, so don't make it. I'm just waiting. I got a conversion van I can ride you around, dude.

That's about it. Huh. Man. Will you bring food on the plane? Yeah, I would. If you get that, like a PJs. No, no, I'm saying, like, when you're- No, when I get on a plane, I go to sleep

because I don't want to ever be up in the plane. Oh, you don't like flying. I like be asleep. I want to be sleep and wake up. Would that be scared to wake up on the way down, though? Yeah, I know, yeah. No, but if somebody wake me up, it'll piss me off. I'm slapping the shit out of it.

On the way down. Yeah, no shit. They're like, you're about to get fucked up. That's the least of your problem. Yeah. All right. I mean, listen. Definitely garbage.

Yeah. 100% But in a very classy way at the same time Very classy He's given back Walks in both worlds Everything with the family Is absolutely fantastic

I'll be honest with you brother We love you Yeah We're so happy for you Fantastic This is awesome Yeah I appreciate that 100% garbage

Funny Marco Brand new celebrity interview series On the Wave Original Network October 21st Open thoughts with Funny Marko Yeah So you got lined up for this

We got different You know guests And I want to give people opportunity that's up and coming and that's what I want to do just also give kids a giver like and I send some

you know people over and sometimes it's about giving people creating moments with people even if it I think everybody think everything is a banger but sometimes it's okay to create a moment

so really realize because somebody gonna die out of somebody and they'd be like damn I remember working with him so I just like I want to be able to somebody to say like

it's all old people yeah because it's like like you know life is a prize so you just gotta have fun while you hear understand that it can any day and be happy you know also i want to say this you're aware of what you did right you're aware of how you created what you created and the industry comes to you yeah how how how i'm very impressive you know unbelievably impressive yeah couldn't be more happy for you no thank you

love you keep me all the same of y'all too thank you brother because what you say he who was homeless one of you guys no business out there i slept on a few couches from time to time yeah i was sleeping on some kitchen floors as when you're coming up as a comedian in new york you know before before the, you know, the big podcast boom and we came up with this. There's no money. Yeah, we were, you don't really get to, because that's what I told,

I'll be telling people, I'd be like, the hardest job is trying to be a comedian because you don't know when the money's going to come. Yeah, right, and sometimes it just doesn't. And you got to keep going. And like, prime example, Kevin Hart, just seeing his growth. Look at him now.

Like, it's just like, it works for you. Like, sometimes let your job work for you. People don't understand that, but do the job and the job's going to work for you because you're doing something and you never know, like, who's going to see you, like, and just want to put you in that position of course 100% yeah man sharp guy kip what do you got for him

guys we're on tour right now uh a lot of the stuff selling out uh get your tickets to philly december 13th at the met theater get them tickets we'll see you there okay we love Marco we love you buddy appreciate you man love you gang we love you we'll see you next week please