Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Garage Fridge Contest

Episode Date: September 10, 2020

Kippy and Foley are back with a HOT episode where they reveal the winner of the Garage Fridge contest and answer more listener questions! The boys weddings, garage fridges, comedy, and drinking. Originally Aired on www.GasdigitalNetwork.com on September 8th, 2020 Sign up for Gas Digital: www.GasdigitalNetwork.com - Promo code: AYG Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Hey gang, it's your old pals, Uncle Hank and Kippy. Just want to thank you for tuning in to R U Garbage. Yeah guys, make sure you subscribe. That way you get the episode as they come out and you can also go to gasdigitalnetwork.com, use promo code AYG to get bonus content and get the episodes before they come out and HD streaming. Do it.

Yeah. Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Oh my word, hey everybody out there. And welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is R U Garbage, the show where we sit down

with your favorite comedians and find out if they grew up classy or if they're a big old piece of shit. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. I'm your host H Foley Cominaccia on a beautiful day here, the fall has begun here in New York City, the summer is over, the perfect time to do the garage fridge contest.

We're here in the big studio, feeling good, feeling fresh. My co-host coming at you right next to me, he's got a MacBook Pro Air in front of him, which might still need a couple payments. Nine, this thing was paid in cash by my wife, okay? Shout out to the weakling at NYU who couldn't carry his book bag. Because I'm a fuckin' gentleman, how about that, you know?

Gang, the next time you reach it for a best pal, do yourself a favor, make it a kippy. This kid tastes great, he's less filling, and he's gonna be on the cover of Rogaine Magazine this week. Ah! Articles and titles hanging in there. God, you can catch him this weekend, this month in hair follicle quarterly.

He's on Forbes 30 under three inches. Give it up for Kevin Ryan, everybody. Hey, what's up gang, just thanks for tuning in, we appreciate it so much. We do. We have another host episode for you where we're gonna go over to garage fridges. The big contest, baby, the big giveaway.

Of you dirtballs, and by the way, some of you need to fuckin' call a cleaning service cause you stink, okay? I'm comin' out and sayin' it. I'm gonna start sendin' out fuckin' DeVry pamphlets, fuckin' pickin' up a little bit, get a second job, do somethin', let's go. We need high income demographic here, folks.

We ain't gonna make it sell on a low level shit, we gotta start movin' fuckin' BMWs, fuckin' Johnny Walker Red, I don't know. Yeah, guys, thanks so much for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe. On iTunes, get us back in that top two hundo. Tell a fuckin' friend, grab your wife's phone, your boyfriend's phone, your partner's phone,

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Over 5,000 subscribers on YouTube, we appreciate that, you guys are the fuckin' best. Oh yeah. And also, two quick shout-outs to you guys. You're doing shout-outs now? Nah, it's for the shot. This guy's takin' cash. Nah, it's for the show.

So there's a very rabid fan base, these guys started a Reddit, are you familiar with Reddit? I'm familiar with it. You can check out the RU Garden. I've read it before. Alright, Dylan, cut that. Why is it only on him, by the way? How come I gotta look at Kippy's face

when I'm doin' the intro? Yeah, is this jumpin' back and forth? Yeah, what's goin' on here? There he is. Was that the shot the whole time? No, I was switchin' it around. I don't know, suspect back there. I'm gonna have to get Bobby Hutch in here.

We've been holdin' a really good relationship with Dylan, despite the criticism that comes from outside sources. You gotta put the money maker up there, kid. The face is sellin' the bod. I got a Q-balled over here, I'll tell you that. Alright, shut up, I'm doin' fuckin' business, okay? You're worried about the only thing you got is your hairline, alright, Tubsy?

Why don't we get, let's get a shot under the table for him. I look like I'm layin' down, look it, look it, look it. See, that's the problem, you can stab back love handles or really gettin' out of control. Yeah, that's your problem, the back love handles. I'm not fat, I'm always leanin'. Nah, yeah, it's called gravity, Tubsy. Um, guys, if you're a redditor or whatever they're called,

you can check out and subscribe to the subreddit, it's Are You Garbage, and then also shout out to Stephen McQuillin on the Facebook group. There's a whole Facebook group that I know about. Guys, we love you, man, thank you. Everybody's postin' pics, sharin' stuff, laughin', it's a fuckin' family, I love it, thank you so much, everybody.

We fuckin' appreciate it. I also get in there on one of my burner accounts. Man, it's just a fat lady named Trish. Somebody made female versions of me and took our headshot. I thought you did that. No, the Facebook group did that. And they made female versions of me and Foley, and dude, you look like a Trish.

The last one of me with my old headshot, that's really good, pretty cute. Take a fuckin' run at her. Dude, if it was 2007 and Kippy had about 13 Bud Lights in her, a couple of Fireball shooters, good night, I'd be fuckin', I'd be sending you some pina coladas at the end of the bar.

On a gift card that I'm runnin' the tab on. Hey bartender, do me a favor, just send down a tray of mozzarella sticks for that cutie down at the end of the row. Just sendin' food. Yeah, put that margarine in his trough for him. Nobody does that, everybody says drinks. You wanna get a girl on the rocks?

Send a thing of pot stickers? You wanna get me in the sack? You send down the fuckin' sampler, you know what I'm talkin' about? Dude, you send me, listen, the gentleman's move, if you're out with a couple of buddies, by far is gettin' the fuckin' sampler. Cause you always have the weirdo that once you know,

like, let me get the devil to answer something. It's like, dude, you get to an M and stay off my fuckin' mott sticks, I'll tell you that. I'll tell you what, the Denny sampler is second to none. I don't know what they coat them fingers with, but you crack a tooth on them, they're crispy. Yeah, I don't fuck with Denny's. Speaking of great appetizers, real quick,

cause you were talkin' about a version of this, but my cousin Jordan got married this weekend. Congratulations to him and his beautiful wife. Fantastic, beautiful wedding. Is that what you're givin' him a shout out instead of a present? You fuckin' piece of garbage. Listen, I'm a little tight on funds.

Hey, this puts us even, by the way. I'm still waitin' on that gas digital check to drop. How about a shout out on this Tuesday's show? No, but they had- Pop that, they'll- Cheese steak dumplings. Let me tell you something. But that's how trashy Philly is,

they just cheese steak everything. Oh, so good. Anything from the Far East, they empty out and put some fuckin' steakums in. Cheese steak egg rolls, cheese steak pot stickers. Cheese steak COVID, that's not that bad, little ketchup. Yeah, man, I'm big, dude, put meat and cheese in anything

and sign me the fuck up, Daddy-O. Yeah, it's forgettable. Hey, speaking of meat and cheese, real quick, wanna give another special shout out. I don't like this, there's too many shout outs. Let's start over, take it from the top. Well, we got our friend, Steve Torielli. We're selling out.

Who you know? Shout out to the good folks at GM Motors, everybody. All our friends at Halliburton, everybody. Paul and Spring. Steve Torielli, who does amazing gifts and all that stuff for a lot of podcasts on Twitter and Instagram, at TorielliPix, you guys should follow him,

made up these mug for us, for the McFauley. Look at that right there, fuckin' beautiful. We're gonna always have them on the desk here, drink our beverage out of. I'm not, I'll stay out of my Paul and Spring bottle, thank you very much. That I paid for, by the way. All right, well yeah.

Waitin' on that Venmo. Yeah, wait, let's get into it. Foley went out to dinner for his girlfriend's... Yeah, we need to do another presale, quick, because I'm broke. Foley went out to a fancy dinner with his first girlfriend and while he's at dinner, he's fuckin' texted me, asking for the hundo that I owe him.

He's going, yo, can you Venmo? He goes, this dude's got the balls to go to Nobu, which it's like fuckin' two honoured, two bills a plate at Nobu. He's got the balls to go to Nobu. In shorts. And he's out and he texts me, are we all squared up, what's up with that hundo?

And I'm like, yeah, I'll send it to you. He's like, yeah, can you send it now? I'm like, what's going on? He's like, I'm at Nobu. I'm like, somebody got a little too big for his fuckin' waistband. Somebody ordered two appetizers. I told her to keep it to one and we'd split it.

She's out there fuckin' throwin' money around, like I'm fuckin' Roosevelt. Dumpin' glass in there. And by the way, can we make it a little hotter in here? I'm fuckin' schvitzin'. We're talkin' about cash, I'm fuckin' sweatin'. Yeah, wait till the IRS starts pokin' around. Oh, God.

I'll be long goin' by then, I'll tell you that. Which that brings it up the segue. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna get to the garage fridge. Guys, the submissions from the garage fridges have been fuckin' awesome. Some of you are, yo, hands down, clean fuckin' livin'. Some of you got a little bit of cash.

You put the rinds, the shame over here. Do it well. Some of you're doin' very well. Some of you need to fuckin' move back home. Some of you need to throw away some food. Yeah, dude, some of you, the one guy's just, he just sent a picture and it's just trash. He has actual garbage.

And he goes, yeah, use it as my trash can. It's his proper fridge. But I do that as well. Because that's the better way to go. No, it's okay. It's the better way to go, because you're gonna take it out the next day. Why keep it in the trash when it's all,

where it's all stinky? Then take it out that night. That's garbage. I'm not takin' a trash out that night and goin' to the alley where the rats are at night. What are you, nuts? I only do that during the day and I throw it from right, from, never.

You shot puttin' it back. Shot puttin' a hefty bag. You fat piece of shit. Well, how's that supposed to make me feel? I'm tryin' over here. I got new shirts, by the way. I'm done with the George's collection. I'm sure the wait's gonna start fallin' off now.

Guys, he's got new t-shirts, everything's all right. I'm a DXL man now, all the way. Guys, we appreciate everybody fuckin' sendin' in the video. Some of you went as far to upload it to YouTube. They put a little music behind it. They did good narration. Some of you fuckin' home runs. We really appreciate it.

Production quality. And also, the first half of the question, we're just gonna, the first half of the app, we're gonna dick around, do a little kippy foley. I think we're doin' it now. We got some listener questions, and this is one of the first listeners' questions Really?

That we were talkin' about weddings. And this is, I know, well, we have, this'll be a sticking point. We've had this conversation before, but it is real trash. He said, this is from Aaron. Is it garbaggio to get a hotel room at a hotel close by the designated wedding? No.

Hold on, is it garb, is it garbaggio? Yeah, I'm at the Red Roof Inn down in the street. Yeah, good luck gettin' the fuckin' bridesmaid back there, you fuckin' dirtball. The last stop on the shuttle, then you gotta take the fuckin' taxi. Wait, hold on, let me get through to the question. This is a quick Uber ride.

45 minutes down the road. This is a home run of a question. Is it a garbaggio to get a hotel room at a hotel close by the designated wedding hotel to save a couple of bucks? That is trash, dude. Yeah, that's trash. Garbage is fun, garbage is cute. That's just fuckin', I don't get it, buddy.

Well, so, some of you might not go to fancy weddings, I don't know, but a lot of, so just so everybody's familiar, you get a wedding invitation. It'll say, hey, accommodations, you know, just say the Foley Ryan, I'm here for the Foley Ryan wedding. All right, I'm just goin'. Get my hands on some of that money.

You get like a discounted rate, and the discounted rate stinks. It's typically, you save like 20 bucks or somethin', like what are we doin'? But they typically offer two hotels. If you're a classy guy, you'll do two hotels. Hey, we're at the W, and we're at the fuckin' Nah, you don't do that.

Nah, you do that, cause like, I just did it right before COVID hit, in the beginning of March, when we went, it was like, the Marriott was the one, and the other was the Lowe's. You don't even have a real wedding, that doesn't count. That's just come staying. Not my wedding. Who's too's wedding? You got married.

He just contradicted, he just had whatever I say he takes the opposite side. Was it an eye service? It was very nice, down in Philly, at the Lowe's Hotel. Ooh. But the Marriott's right across, the Marriott's right across the street, if you know what I mean.

Sit at a Marriott in Providence, not too long ago. Good. Oh, great story, you should talk. Can I get a host in here? Good hot dogs up in Providence. I've been makin' them in the room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fully brings a roller.

Nah, nah, nah, I'll carry this up. Don't touch my bangs. You put the privacy side. Can you send an extension cord up to room 102? You're on the first floor. You guys have any gloves that you could do. You set a pair of tongs up. Some rally station, maybe.

Do you do the, I do, do you do the no, you put the privacy thing on when you check in. I don't want them comin' in and cleanin'. It depends how long I'm there for. If I'm on the road, yeah. If I'm like, what's the longest you've been in a hotel? Like four nights or whatever? Like recently?

Like if I go on the road, if I go away just fuckin' do road work, you're there for like three or four nights. So yeah, I don't want people in my room, especially because they're not doin' much. I don't want them rootin' around my fuckin' 555 Domino's deal either. I don't want them throwin' that shit out.

Leave that siffer a couple days. You know what I mean, daddy? Oh, that bacon only gets better with age. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Um, no. But what I do like to do if it's a wedding and everybody's goin' in for the weekend, the weekends are fun.

You go in the night before, if you're in the party or whatever. If you're goin' for the night, you get the hotel room. Listen, of course. But if you're goin' for a weekend, which I do. Unless you're close. Because I didn't get the room for my cousin's wedding.

Yeah, you're spendin' at Nobu. I didn't know you any more money. We were 45 minutes down the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Plus I take the old man home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. He can't stay overnight anymore. No, but I'm sayin' which is fun is you do the,

you want a couple buddies get the Airbnb. So you have the party house, because otherwise if you're there for two or three nights, the Airbnb's nice. Okay, if that's what you want to do. Now, do you want to know what class does, what gentlemen's do? Not give a gift at the wedding and drive home that night.

Who said I didn't give a gift at the wedding? By the way, let's get into it. What did you give? Can you say, isn't it crass to say that publicly? If you're embarrassed by it, sure. Depends what you get. Yeah. I did two bills, cash, in an envelope.

It's not bad, it's good, it's average. 20s. Uh-uh. Oh, I had died in that one. You gave fuckin' eight 20s and 20s? I figured if you gotta break somebody off. What? Yeah, you gotta grease somebody.

No, you go, hundos. 20s. Might as well put a roll of quarters in there. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Give him the coin star receipt. What's the most you ever gave? Close family. You're not, I bet you're not even over 175.

No, I'll do. Walkin' around in your H&M suit. I think, I don't know, I'd have to ask, he's listen to this. If you wrote it down, Nick, text me and tell me. I'd probably two to three bills. Three bills, huh? Two to three bills.

Doin' pretty good, huh? I think if it's you, if it's you and the, I'm goin' with me and the lady. Of course. You do one, I think I did 150, 150 probably. 150? Yeah, 150. That's a weird number.

150 ahead? You go evens. Oh, do you fuckin' 19, you probably shorted that a 22. Ha, ha, ha, ha, he put one, he put one less 20 in there to try to get away with it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. He opened up the card on the way there. You probably take two envelopes with you, don't ya?

See how the crab cakes are? Take one out. Yeah. Yes, that is fuckin' garbage to answer your question. Well, you see, it's nice to stay at the hotel where everybody is. That way, when you come back from the wedding, you just all get boozed up in the lobby of the hotel

and then you just go right upstairs, you go to bed, then you're up fresh in the morning, you get up early in the morning, you take a nice shower, and you get down there for the fuckin' brunch. I agree, but the hotel bar tends to close a little early. They're not fuckin' two, three, four a.m. That's why if you got a fuckin' spot around the corner, a little smoky smoky, little party,

you got the tunes goin', that's what you do, okay? Well, you had a solution for that, and we did the same thing at my brother's wedding. When the bars closed and down, you just say- Right now before paying the bill? No, you just say, give me 12 Heineken's before they close it out. You're drinking Heineken's at a wedding?

Why not? Oh. It was the early 2000s. It was plastic. It's on the cuff. Puffy was drinking them back then. What do you mean? We didn't know any better.

Yeah. Now I always go liquor at a wedding. I'm a big cocktail guy these days, believe it or not. I'm kind of done with the beers. Like a nice margarita. Nobu made a real nice one, $45. Yeah, somebody said all class can't be. That's what I like.

Somebody said nose beers, too. Don't know what you're talkin' about. I got one. This is a me personal one that was, I didn't think it was trashy until it was phrased this way. So I was goin' home this weekend. I was talkin' to a buddy.

He's like, oh, you know, what are you doin'? I said, goin' down to my family's, my mom's house, right? She's away for the weekend. So I got the house and the burbs to myself. Where's she sluttin' around this weekend? It's Christ, she listened. Shout out, Denise. Where was she?

They were down the shore. So I got the house to myself in the burbs. Nice green grass, deer comin' up while you're out there smokin' seagies, drinkin' beers, doin' it nice. My only problem with you postin' the videos of your back, you don't have a pool. You have a pool that's above ground. Yeah, it's not a pool.

And I think it's in your driveway. I've never seen it during the winter, I'll tell you that much. Do you take it down? I've been to Foley's house, I've never seen the pool. So you tell me. It's like a carnival. What's cool, what's, not a neighbor's got it.

Move two towns over. It'll be back. What? So my stepdad's dad, right? My stepdad's dad passed away. Okay. But he had a house with a pool. Uh-huh.

And. Now we're talkin'. We still, you know, that. You stole the pool stuff and sold it. No, that house is still in the family. But no one lives there. Oh, here we go. So I go over, we use the pool.

It's like fuckin', you know. Who's taking care of the pool? It's Club Ryan over there. Oh, the kids are guys, it's just like we use it like it's our pool. And then my buddy goes, wait, let me get this straight. You're driving two hours down to use a dead guy's pool. And I said, oh, I'll have you phrase it.

That way it is pretty fuckin' trashy. Who's taking care of it? They pay somebody. Yeah, somebody, like some of that family friend comes and skims and does whatever. He's not still in the house, is he? You guys reported the death, I hope. It just turned the air conditioner down a little bit.

Keep him, keep him. Keep the social security check coming. Keep him on ice. No, yeah. And then I guess, yeah, I'm like, oh yeah, we're just using a dead guy's pool. It's pretty trashy when you look at it that way. Why don't you make an offer on that house?

That way you can have a summer place. Offer on the house. Make it a family discount. Plus a bereavement fee. No, he can stay, he can stay. Yeah, I don't know, I felt real trashy once it was, I go, yeah, I guess we're just, now everybody in the family is using it.

Cousins, like dude, sometimes you go. Do you just go inside? Yeah, if you have to go to the bathroom or whatever. That's fucking garbage. I know, I know, I know. Is there a pool house? No, but sometimes you go and there's people there that you don't know and I'm like, all right.

It's a clubhouse. It is, dude, everybody that's ever known this guy is just using the pool. I don't know if that's legal if you can have a pool if no one's occupying the house. Is there a fence around the pool? What, what do you say? You fucking Johnny's own wall?

What are you talking about? What does that even mean? What are you talking about? It's illegal to. Well, you can't have, in Pennsylvania, you can't have a pool unless you have a fence around. Yeah, what's that say about anybody living in a house? Because there's no one there to watch it.

Do you have a fence or not? Who's watching your pool right now? There's people there. Do you have a fence around the pool? Yes, you have to. Is there a lock on it? Yes. Do you know the code?

Yeah, I just jump it though. Do you? Yeah. My jumping fence days are over. You had a better job, whatever. There was jumping fence days for you? Yeah, what do you mean? I'd top a fence, climb it up, jump it over.

Not now, though. Now I'm a nobo. Yeah, okay. What? This is another one we got. Have you ever packed clothes in a trash bag instead of a suitcase? And that's from Chad.

You asking me? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, it's tough. This is the first apartment that I've had where I've been like a human being, like with me and my girl, like furniture and shit like that. Especially up here, when we moved up here,

I was fucking, I had no, nothing. Eating tuna every night. That's all I had was a trash bag. I was in a trash bag. You know? Sure. When I moved from Astoria to Bushwick, our buddy Chavone moved us.

That was all trash bags. Yeah, always. If you had to move right now, what are you moving it? Cause I'm moving this week. If I had them, we're talking about it. All right. Cause we want to maybe get a two bedroom

or take advantage of the downturn in real estate in New York state. That's what we did. If you need a co-signer to let the kid know. Uncle Hank might be on the upper, upper East side by Tuesday. If I move again with the amount of things, I'm definitely getting a mover.

I'm not doing that anymore. No way. Movers all the way. But still, what do you put in there? What do you put in the closing boxes? Yeah. Put in the closing boxes or fucking bags. You got box money?

This guy's got fucking box money. We got box money. Because we're getting ready to move this week. And we're talking. I'm out of town. I don't need you fucking having a heart attack on the second floor. That's another thing.

I'm not helping anybody move anymore either. Forget about it. Dylan. I think, cause my wife was like, oh yeah, for the clothes, we'll just use trash bags. I'm like, and we're moving into a nice building in a nice neighborhood. I'm going, I mean, my first impression

in being carrying fucking tall kitchen bags with cold with fucking my jeans in them. Sent it once. Everything smells like vanilla when I get upstairs. Listen, she's a good kid. She's new in town. Don't fucking embarrass us up there. That's what I said.

I said, no fucking way are we doing that. They're saying, hisle off her doosal door wherever she rolls. I'll put all my clothes on and walk into the house like a giant. Steal a hotel cart. Is the pool open by any chance? Yeah, that's a tough one.

I had a girl. I know a girl who goes to shows. Flaming Lips. And when she comes home, he blows her nose. Yeah, she don't use jelly. His name is song anyway. That's neither here nor there. But I had a girl break up with me one time

and I knew it was I knew it was serious because she put all my clothes in trash bags and they were waiting for me when I got there. Sweet free bags? It done broad, thanks honey. Got this broad coming and going, huh? Everything comes up fully. Got some, I got four free hefty bags.

She folded everything and put them in the trash bag. So that's what I knew was serious because she took a lot of thought, folded them up. Yeah, never had that. That's like a fucking R-E-M video or something. Have you ever R-E-M? I don't know. Just think it's some fucking shitbag band

that you used to listen to in the 90s. I'm surprised you knew the Flaming Lips. You're a Kanye guy, you're a hip hop guy. Who do you like? Takashi213, what's his name? Yeah, that's who I like. Have you ever been broken up? Have you ever been dumped?

No, no, never been in a real relationship before this. I used to make my living getting dumped. That's how I did it. Now he doesn't take it and dumps. I hope. I've never been the breaker up E. I've always been the person. Yeah, you can't do it.

No. All right, let's do one or two more and then we'll hop into the big contest. This is big. What's at stake here? Free T-shirt? Two free T's. Two?

Wait a minute, wait a minute. We'll do, you get one garbaggio and one free clean livin. If you already have bought one, we'll give you the opposite color or whatever you want. Yeah, whatever you want. If you bought a white garbaggio, we'll give you a black garbaggio and a clean livin of your choice.

Okay. If you, if it's more than an XL, you have to pay extra. You have to be, you have to be juicier. By the way, we got to work on some big boy sizes for the next pre-sale, Del. Yeah, no, that dude wanted a six X, bro. We don't, that's nuts. Why is that nuts?

That's fucking custom. What do you, that's a petite, small, a DXL. What do you mean? Two shirts if he wants and a fucking pair of scissors. Yeah. We got to get the iron-ons going. That was my brain.

That was my genius idea. What? Start doing iron-ons, that way you could, they could put them on whatever clothing that fits them. Yeah, but it's buying, it's like buying a six X shirt. That's not how business works. Business, it is. What do you mean?

I listen fat, so I don't have the, I don't have the fucking time to explore some of my demand with you. There's that much difference, that much difference in overhead costs between a three X and a six X. Well, if you're buying 500 fucking large shirts. Who's buying, buying, how many fat listeners do we have?

No, when they buy the shirts for the show, they buy 500 at a time. Instead of going to buy one six XL and people really don't probably stock six XL. When was the last time you were in pennies and caught a six XL? Catching the clearance rack every once in a while. Yeah, right.

Somebody that bought it online and then returned it. Let's do one more here. Let's make it a goodie. Hit me. I love the wedding one, that's great. That was, dude, I got that like two weeks ago and I was like, I gotta fucking save this one. You stay at the hotel down the street then.

Because otherwise, how are you getting back? Cause a lot of times they do like the shuttle from the one place to the other, everybody's hopping in and you, you gotta get to the bus station. You gotta take a greyhound or something. You run me to the Howard Johnson's real quick. Anybody going down towards the river or whatever?

Cause let me tell you something, those shuttle drivers at weddings are usually fucking pricks. They don't want to do anything. Yeah, well, they're working on a Saturday night with a bunch of drunk assholes. I take an Uber. I don't need to be dependent upon anybody.

An Uber? Well, a lot of times they're like, oh yeah, the shuttle's coming back and it's like, well, there's only one shuttle and it's got a, it's like, it takes fucking 10 hours to get back. Meanwhile, you smoke 500 cigs, the bar's closed. Fucking mum's the word.

I'm like, hey, I'm getting the fucking, get the, get the last chopper, get out. Some drunk ant on there, busting bulls. All right, this is, let's do, this one is from Suki, the Suki. Have you ever brought a bag of loose beers to a party or gathering? Loose beers?

Just like, you know, whatever you grab a couple out of the fridge and like, you know, you're not walking in with a package, six pack, 12 pack. You're coming in with like two white claws, a fucking IPA, two Mountain Dews. Let me, now you're talking my language. Couple of code reds, fucking sparked the party up.

Now, here's the thing. Are they artisanal beers? Like, you know, an IPA. That's different. But also you're buying a six pack of it. Unless you're like a beer snob where I wouldn't understand what kind of beer it is. And it's got those in the cans with the crazy labels.

Unless you're bringing those loose, that's artisanal. But if you're rolling up with like a fucking butt heavy, two course lights, a fucking Schlitz, you got a fucking problem. Half a sandwich. Yeah. Yeah, that's trash. I had a, this summer,

somebody had came over to my parents to go swimming, a relative by marriage. Okay, now you know how we do it. Would you charge him? You know how we do it. And we, you know, we pride ourselves on, you know, don't bring anything. You don't need nothing fucking doing anything.

That's real terrible shit. I'm good for something. I swear to God, I might suck in life, but I'll give you meatballs. But he showed up with his own little, little cooler of beers, Miller lights, cans. Wait, he showed up with a cooler? A little, like a little mini, like a like personal.

Well, this is the problem. If you're bringing you bring for everybody, you don't bring for yourself. If you show up to somewhere, bring in for yourself. When they said, Hey, we got plenty of stuff and you only bring beer for yourself. That's trashy.

You should bring at least a 12 pack to be like, Hey, I'll leave, I'll drink six. And if nobody else wants them, I'm leaving them for you guys for whatever. He kept them in those little, his little cooler. And like, when he got there and sat down or whatever, you know, obviously you go around, Hey, what can I get you guys to drink?

Can I get you something? Can I get you something to drink? I got some beers in the cooler. And I'm like, what? I'm like, he's like, yeah, I brought a few beers. I'm like, we had fucking a whole fridge, a fucking ice cold fucking bottles of beer. And he just drank, he just drank his.

That's weird. That's a garbage move. Yeah. Yeah, you can't bring a fucking head stash unless it's like, unless it's like a fucking buy, you know, it's a late night thing. And you're like, I'll bring up,

just kind of everybody bring what you got, like bring for yourself type thing. That stuff gives me major social anxiety. What? Just like those situations like that. Like I could never be that guy that brings something just for himself. I'd have to, you know, everything, you know,

share everything. Well, like if I call and I'm like, Hey, do you guys need beer? And they're like, no, just, you know what I mean? Like we're good here. Just bring for whatever you have. Then I would grab a six or 12, like for me. But I'm like, if I was going over someone's house

for a hang and I said, Hey, do you need beer? They're like, no, we're good. And I'm like, well, I still want to bring my fucking six beers for myself. You bring more than the six beers for yourself. As a gesture, it's like a bottle of wine. Given they don't want the six beers, it's the, you know. That's like, I don't like a potluck.

You know what a potluck is? Yeah, I don't fuck with, dude. I would never do a fucking potluck in my life. Give me a waiter. I don't want to go to your house and eat some bad fucking marshmallow yams or some shit. Give me a waiter with a special. Little ambrosia.

And a fucking appetizer. And I hit the, you know, ambrosia. Hit the bricks with that shit. I love it. This is, this will be, I don't know if I ever told you this story. We went away meeting like 10 friends. We ran at a mountain house years ago.

And it was like, you know, everybody brings the food. Everybody throw up a hundred bucks or whatever. 50 covers the house for everybody. And the other 50, you know, half of it goes to beer, half of it goes to food. We just hang at the house. You go to the grocery store when you get there? No, I think people brought it up.

We were like, you know, someone went shopping and was like, hey, it was 200. And I'm like, oh, we'll go get $300 worth of beer, whatever it is, you know. Everybody puts up a hundred bucks. Chop it up, go home, you know, whatever. So we were staying for three nights and someone could only stay for two nights.

So they were leaving before the last night, you know. Okay. So we're sitting there grilling and everything. And everybody, the people that are leaving leave and this girl leaves and she leaves. And then we grilled, right? And we like sat down for dinner. This girl had already left.

Took the buns with her. Took the ketchup. What? She took the ketchup home with her because she bought the ketchup. So now you've got like 10 people who are having a barbecue with no ketchup. And we're in the middle of the fucking woods.

And we're like, we're sitting there and we're like, dude, there was a four gallon thing of ketchup here. You know what I mean? I forget about it. Like, I got me, I gotta give you that. Look at her laugh. And we're like, we're gonna fuck, this broad came, took the ketchup home with her.

Oh, that's fucking bad. We were like, who is like, oh, I need this $6 or because it was a big one or whatever, but still taking it home. Leave, dude, you're leaving 10 people to cabin high and dry. That's we sit down for a barbecue with no fucking fun sauce.

That's real shifty. I went to a friend's country club for dinner. All right, this was years ago. Now, I don't know if you know how country clubs work. You're a fucking bozo from fucking Bucks County. Yeah. My family belongs to country clubs. Private?

Yeah. What's the name of it? Manufacturers. Hmm, guest pass. I think you know the gentleman. I believe I know the gentleman from Bucks County. Okay, so you know that when you're a member of a country club, you got to spend a certain amount of cash.

You got to spend, yeah, you got to, so it's like a $2,000 restaurant minimum or something. Yeah, so me and my lady get the invite from their parents to go. Okay. Okay. We got to get through this, but yeah. All right, so we get the invite.

So it's me and my girl, him and his girl, and his parents, his fucking parents, years ago. Years ago, I didn't know you then. I was a different guy. Okay. Wasn't always a guy. He wasn't always a stand-up. Hey, hey, hey, production team.

He wasn't always this fucking stand-up stud we got going on over here. He was a different guy, okay? Don't blame him on these actions alone. He stole the silverware. Anywho, the check comes. Now I've worked at fucking country clubs all my life. Shout out to Meadowlands Country Club no longer there.

I know how it works. So I'm thinking, I'm fucking crab cakes, not over-order them, but I'm having a nice meal. You're not under-ordering either though. I'm not having a fucking appetizer for my entry. I'll tell you that. Yeah. The fucking bill comes and the old man fucking says,

I just give me 200, we'll call it even. I'm like, you fucking piece of shit. Yeah. What the, you're making money off of me. Yeah, cause he's gotta spend it regardless. Yeah. That's a fucking trash. That's a trash move.

If you got the money, you jump on the grenade. Even if you don't have it, I'd pay, I'd let my card get declined before I had somebody for that. Oh, absolutely. Yeah. You know, I don't like that split and check shit. Yeah, because you're a waiter, I got it.

That's right. As a server. Okay. Was. Things are going very well. Had a fucking takeout burger joint, I got you. All right guys, let's fucking get into it. Yes, the reason we're all here.

This is the time. So, Dill, I think we're gonna go into it and then we're gonna go, we're gonna announce, we're gonna do the build up, right? Yeah, so whenever you guys want me, I can do the intro. Yeah, do the intro and then cut it to us and then we'll get into the participants.

Yes. Very nice. This is it, baby. That's my mom's garage. Okay. Hurt till they'll fall down. The RU garbage garage fridge 2020 contest starts right now. Woo!

You gotta get a haircut. It's a looker. Put some product in that thing. No, no. Look at that, spending all the graphic money here. Look at this guy, huh? Fucking it, baby. Pro Tools Dylan back there, I like it.

All right, so this is how it's gonna go. We're gonna run through some honorable mentions, some participants. This could be either like really trashy or really good, but just not good enough. You know what I mean? These are kind of a little over the board and then we got, you know,

then we're gonna announce the winner as well. So, Dylan, and then me and Foley have ours. When do you wanna run ours? Let's do ours first. Let's do ours first. I was about to say, let's open with your guys as well. Cool, cool, cool. Awesome. Do Kevin's first.

Who wants to go first? All right, bet. This was unstocked, my mom's current fridge. I did put the Laganitas in there. That's mine. That's Foley's. All right, we'll roll with this. This is Foley's.

Pause it real quick. So that's my mom's garage. Okay. The Heconger's tool box. That rack's about to fall over, by the way. All right, so now, as Kevin was saying, this was, they weren't, this is the end, this is the end of the summer.

All right, the end of the season. Dylan, go back to the, go back to, yeah, so we can say it. So this is what's left there. All right, what's that music? Foley told you he was having a heart attack. You guys hear angels? Guys, I think I'm dead. You guys, you guys, somebody put me in a freezer.

You guys smell bird toes? Nobody's swimming in my pool. Nobody's swimming in a dead man's pool. Swimming in a dead man's pool. So this is the end of the season. Go ahead though, you can play it through. It looks admirable. So we got some of the duels on the left there

for a couple of the family members that have an issue. I was trying to do like some cool stuff. Look, we got Bud lights. We got MG or a Miller genuine draft. We got waters for the kids. Okay. We got those ice things. Wait, pause it, pause it, pause it, pause it.

Back it up, Daddy-O. Those ice things, what are they? They're great. They're like 38 cents. You get four million of them. I know. Dude, the first, I found them in my mom's garage fridge too. The first time I ever have one.

Suck that down with a cold, dirty cheese. They're sugar-free long boys. Mango, black raspberry, all kinds of weird flavors. That orange mango is fucking clean living, Daddy-O. That thing is something else. And I don't know if they couldn't afford like full carbonation in them, but they go down real smooth.

Oh yeah, they got a little bit of bite to them though too. In a good way. All right, that's an admirable fridge. You got your different beers. Pull it, good deal. Can you pull up like a still shot of it at some point? Give me like a, give me a two shot. We didn't look at the freezer yet.

Okay, oh, I didn't know. Go ahead and play that. And hey gang, you can always make sure if you listen to this, go over to YouTube, watch it on YouTube or sign up, Gaston.network.com. You can watch it in HD, use promo code AYG. Or you can watch it in SD. Somebody just said, oh no, it's Aaron just said,

why do moms always have Spriter 7 up? Those are airplane cans too. They're not full cans. That's cheese. You got those on discounts. I don't know where she got them fucking things. She's hanging out at the airport again. Down there in cargo city, baby.

So on the plane's land, you're in charge. I gotta get through these, okay. Milk it up. All right, they'll show us his, yeah, okay. Let's just let this play through them. Yeah. You got the ICs, you got the fruit drinks. You got the ICs.

Oh, look at us in the corner right there. That's fucking nice. It's fucking nice. We got the sodas, I don't see many diet options in that fridge though, I'll tell you that. What are you having a stroke? What the camera? Look, crimpits, fresh bag of ice, the big bag,

little bit of turkey. Turkey. Okay, somebody sprays an ankle. I got a fucking ice pack, ice pops, fucking two things of butter in there. Three things of butter. Yup, and then we got paper towels. That's so trashy, dude.

All the paper towels on them. What's that carpet? What do you fucking, Rob Willy Wonka? You got the fucking, the red and white arrow carpet. We got old rugs in there. Keep the oil stains away. That's not too sharp, that's an average fridge. That's an average fridge.

That's end of the summer. Okay, all right, I'll give it to you. That's end of the summer. Forgot to take that can of paint. All right, deal, run mine please. This is my, this is my mother's fridge. And I have to say, the only thing I did put in there was the beer for me.

That's all, I just put in one sixer for me. And which I want to say is, I've realized is trash is we leave everything in- That's fucking trash. We leave everything in the boxes. You know what I mean? First things first, handle with the boom. Logging eat his IPA, because I'm a fucking gentleman.

You know what I mean? Solola croix tomatoes juice. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? Cut the tape. Peroni back there from my European friend. Shout out. One peroni.

There's a couple of coronas back there, you know? Pickled hot sausage. Pickle hot sausage. Shout out to them. What the fuck is that in the back? Coke. Yo, he's got eyeballs in his fridge. Sprite's full.

Yo, go back. Kevin's got a thing of eyeballs. What was that? They're like pickled tomatoes. Oh, what are you, what is this? Moe's tavern? Pickled tomatoes? Fucking guy.

They came with the house. Pickled to. Look at that. Herbs, pickled hot sausage. Holy shit. They were there when we moved. Herbs, when you know you're trash. They were there when we moved in.

With a name like Herbs, it's got to suck. Couple of Rocky Mountain oysters back there. Holy shit. This guy's got whale nuts in the fridge. That's disgusting. And what's with this? You got three loose coronas. That's just whatever's left over from the end of the season.

You got your diet cokes. Like a gentleman, diet sprites for the ladies. Who keeps milk in the garage fridge? You got OG Coca-Cola, screaming cold. Case of white claws. Some Capri sums for the kitties. That's fucking 1% too. This guy ain't one of them.

You got milk, 1%, which is some fucking bullshit. Have to talk to moms about that. Rosenberg. There you go. There's some points right there. Screamin' cold. Pepsi's. What is that?

Easter candy? You got some weird pickle sausages. Some weird shit in the back. Not really sure. You got those single fucking dips. They were Easter candy. Who lives there? Who lives there?

Some random assorted things. Wait, just wait. But then this. Talk about new fucking money. We got a bottle of Dom Perignon in the garage fridge. 2002 in the fucking garage fridge. That is as bricky Bobby as you can fucking get. Are you even supposed to keep it cold or is it supposed to be warm?

I think you're supposed to keep it. Serve it chilled. Probably. You don't keep it chilled. Yeah, obviously they're getting ready to celebrate something. Dude, that's been in there since 2002. Someone's about to get the dust knocked off of them up there. The old lady's about to have a new brother, huh?

Cutting in on the inheritance. Breaking up the Dom Perignon. That's too funny, dude. Those two weird meats and the ones like tomatoes or I don't know what it is, dude. It's just it's been in there since I can remember. Yeah, that's and pickled hot sausage. Well, I don't even know you. Dude, nobody's ever touched them.

I don't know where they came from. I honestly don't do what we do know a guy who owns like a meat store. So I think like it came from there, I guess. I don't fucking know when was he over? What? I don't know. All right. Let's get into some of the listeners to do.

That was too funny. What's that? Holy shit. That was really good. So these are the runner-ups. These are the runner-ups. These are the notable mentions, let's say. Great job on the graphics.

Guys, if you step your game up next year, you know, you might be in contention. All right. Let's take a peek. What's up, Uncle Hank? Big Brian. Hey, Big Brian. Doing my video for this great American pastime called the beer fridge. This is my beer fridge.

Let's sort out with the freezer side. Got some Omaha steaks like a gentleman. A little bit of mold, too, it looks like. Yo, babe. Get the bleach. Well, you big goddamn, give that thing a wipe down. I might have weird food, but you got mold, daddy. That's nasty.

Plus, has he got a little wacker roux in him? He sounds a little, he's got a little jacked up. So high on mold. All right. Now we're getting this crazy lemon. That's a fridge. Damn. That's pretty good.

Let's just keep that still frame for a second. You got the coffee made on the bottom, which isn't too bad. You can put that out there. Butter and coffee mate are the only dairy products that should be in the garage fridge. All right, milk boy. Unless it's an overflow. Overflow. Yeah.

You're using that much milk where you got to put a half a gallon in the fridge. Yeah, she watches the kids. All right. I guess so. I mean, but you got multiple beers in there. You got the Coors lights. You got some nitrous. You got some good beers.

You got some doseki's. You got something else in the blue that I can't tell, but I would have some. Looks like you got some strawberry yogurts, not to do the Gatorade, the 32 ounce Gatorade or whatever that is, is a fucking home run pick. I don't know what. They're two for three, a wah-wah. I don't know what it is. Gatorade must freeze at a lower temperature because I put a Gatorade in the freezer and

I swear it's like 31, 32 degrees. They are so fucking. Yeah. So I could use it in my car. So. Huh? All right. Run it.

We're running out of time here. No, we're not. Here we are. We're having a good time. All right. We got your seltzers, your light beer section, your IPAs, your light beer section, some poor truckers, some Gatorade for the kids, a coffee mate for the men, some Baileys. That's pretty good.

That's pretty good, man. That's a runner up. That's a runner up. That's a nice garage. Shit. All right. Shut up. That looks good, dude.

Living life down there at the beach, Big Bride. All right. All right. That's fucking nice, dude. Let's get into the next one, Dill. Holy shit. What the fuck? Yeah.

You thought I was weird. Wait a minute. You're going to have a hard time finding a class your individual. Also, I did not add this music. This is all his production. You got chilled red wine. So enjoy this. Just enjoy.

A couple bottles of Nostra rum as our buddies across the Atlantic. Cut to the girl you have tied up in the bar. You guys got creepo mode on them. What do you got? A bunch of wieners and jars over there. Georgia peach Coca-Cola. Where do you even find that? Ladies, if you're looking for a Southern gentleman.

Canada dry, Aquafina's OK. Aquafina, not quite PG, but not quite Jeffers. Not even close to Fiji. Fiji, dude. You couldn't even pick out Fiji on a map. You got a mixer in there. And what? This is a fucking runner up.

Come on. Got Natty Light. For the 110% South Carolina white. South Carolina, though. I'll give him that. I feel like he snuck into the neighbor's garage. He's whispered it. He doesn't wake him up.

Ladies and the more heat feminine. Diet ginger ale. That's bad points as far as I'm concerned. No good. You tried. I'll give you that. You tried. You got one or two nice things.

You got one or two honorable mentions. Why did you open up with the fucking pickles or whatever? The alien bodies in there. What the fuck is that? Yikes. Stop, everybody. Stop making your own shit, OK? It ain't going to get that bad.

Stop my brother all summer fucking making pickles. Oh my god. Stop with it. Wait, they're making pickles. They're making pickles over there. Not bad. I'll tell you that. Times must be dumb.

But stop that. Stop making them pickles. That's trash. Good job. I mean, hey, thanks for sending in. It was OK at best. I'll give you an OK. It was a passing grade.

We definitely saw worse. That was a passing grade, though. The production quality was great. You got a couple of freeze frames. Creepy voice. But that would definitely be in the HBO horror. Tell your neighbors to get rid of the pickles. Who directed that?

Josh Whedon? What's going on? Somebody said, what the fuck is this guy? All right. Let's see what we got. What is this now? You still running up there? Five days old.

This is like two, three weeks old. Ordered this last night. Shitting on beer. That's about two weeks old. This is about two weeks old. That's good meat though. Oh, I love those potatoes. I love those.

Pause it. Pause it. Yeah. Those simply, shout out to Simply Potato. All right. Take it. Hold on. Take it.

Freeze frame on Foley's face when he realizes those potatoes. They're great. Dude, take it from the top again, please. Sorry. OK. All right. Just hold it here. Pause it.

First of all, this is a mess. You have way too many takeout containers. And you didn't eat out. You didn't eat takeout that many times this week. Some of those are old. Why do you have that? What the fuck? How many hot peppers he's got?

They open a soggy shop? This guy puts my mom to shame. Jesus Christ, dude. He's listening to the show though, I guess. Five days old. Cambodia back there. That's pretty classic. Two, three weeks old.

What? Everything's a mess. Ordered just last night. Shit in a beer. That's about two weeks old. This is about two weeks old. That's good meat too, right there. Dirty as fuck.

We don't fucking do our own potatoes in some sort of weird way. Oh, dude. That was a science experiment. Straight fucking garbaggio. I mean, look. There's a gallon of... Yeah, tight looking kid. Paying down on that.

Can you see that body's doing it shirtless? That's the next contest. The old R U Garwood and Wee Wee contest. Yeah, dude, come on. Dude, it's like that's the laziness there. That's not even like quality of brains. You just got bad food in there. The cans are all strewn about.

Come on. Yeah, that's not a garage fridge. Yeah, that's a fucking... That's a cry for help. But I like it. He had some classy items in there. One thing of okay meat, the square meat, that's just the packaging that you're getting fooled by.

That's regular meat over price. Nah, that's usually free range organic. Yeah, whatever. That's fine though. They sell it at fucking Whole Foods for six bucks. And they had a bottle of kombucha in there, which is pretty cool. Yeah, and also 15 things of old takeout.

That gets defunct. Anybody can come across three bucks to get kombucha. Also, this is a good video to point out. A lot of mini fridges and just dirty, garbage, regular fridges. Yeah, some of you might... So this is where that falls into that category. This is just nasty. Yeah.

All right. Buddy, throw out some stuff. You know, you take good care of yourself. They could carry your fridge. You're a good looking kid. That's right. Don't want it topless. Had a tight body on you.

You're letting the fucking fridge go to waste. Come on. Maybe that's why the good looking guys can get away with it. I got to keep my fridge spotless. You just said you put trash in there. Fair enough. Overnight. Take it out in the morning.

I'm not an animal. All right, what do we got though? So here we go. Right? Guaranteed top level garbage. 100%. Look at this, dude. And I mean, come on, bro.

Chocolate bars where the butter is supposed to go. What are you fucking with? Catnip? This guy's missing teeth. Come on now. B.A. juice. That shit's been in there for 20 years. Old ass ketchup.

We need to go for shopping today. Don't know what the fuck that is. What is with the disorganization of you people? There's fucking down is up, up is down. We're looking for a fucking nice garage fridge. You listen to the show. Hold on. He's got breath mints in the fucking on the door of the fridge.

If they're Percocets, that's classic. I keep them. I like my bank dealers. I like my PKs on ice, daddy. Keep the sheriff's department guessing. You know what I mean? The dog can't smell through the fucking kitchen. Dude, this is nuts.

Yeah. Some of you people are animal. Nice beverages. Okay. Gatorades. Fucking ice in the fridge. He's got catnip in there, dude. What are you doing?

What are you huffing? You're keeping catnip around. I'll tell you what though. That spicy brown mustard that's laying down there. Ain't too shabby. Yeah, I'll give you that. I believe it. Why is it laying down?

Put it up. Would you just have an earthquake? What's happening in there? Wow, man. That was telling us the rest of that. Yeah. Run that through. Yeah.

Finish from there. Jesus. To catch up, we need to go food shopping today. What the fuck that is? This kid is great. All these breakers even a block of Provolone. Come on now. Stop it.

There you go. Stop it. Ain't nobody fucking with us. Come on now. Where's the kid? Top tier trash. The kid, they can't fuck with the kid. They can't fuck with him.

Man, this guy's awesome. Look, bro. Come on. CBD in the fridge. We got whatever the hell that is over there. That's pretty classy. It's all the food because she comes from the trailer park. We want her to remember her roots and where she came from.

What's that, Warren? What's that? You got that in there. Get out of here. Come on now. Come on now. More batteries. Do what you want to do, bro.

I'm trashed all the way. This guy's got multiple places for batteries in the fridge. I'm against having batteries in the fridge. It's a dirt ball move. But you got them. One in the produce drawer. The other in the crisper. What's happening?

What I want to know, where do they keep the meth? Does they both sell? This couple is fucking rude. They're on uppers, downers, sideways. These guys are all over the fucking place. Which, by the way, dude, you win personality home run. This guy's coming in hot. Dude, he's coming in hot.

I wanted to do an obviously drunk award, but everybody went to this. Dude, drunk. That guy's on fucking. That guy's on Pluto. He's smoking moon rocks. That guy. Jesus Christ. I'll tell you what.

He was selling the sizzle though. That guy moves merchandise. Dude, I would move into that guy's house. All right. Great job. Great job so far. Two more honorable mentions. All right.

Two more honorable mentions. This is fucking fantastic. Thank you so much, everybody. We appreciate it. So much fucking fun. A little frightened, but we appreciate it. Yeah, some of you guys. So I call it garbage fabulous.

As you can see, I put a patio door. Okay. Inside, I got a magnetic screen for my dog. It's in like a. Got a chest freezer. Pause it. Got the energy. For the record.

This is like a shipping container. Jesus Christ. This guy's got a shipping container on his property. Wow. Wow. Which is pretty cool. That's crazy. I put a patio door in the side.

I got a magnetic screen for my dog. The magnetic is nice. Got a chest freezer. Got the energy drink. Wow. Fridge. Wow. With bourbon.

That's nice. Mixers and beer. That ain't bad. That's pretty fucking good, dude. Holy shit. If this, if that fridge was letting you know that that was in a garage and had food in it. Would have won. Oh, that thing.

Easy, easy. Yeah, dude. You got a red bull fridge? You got a red bull fridge and a shipping container on your property? My cousin used to have an R2-D2 one. Okay. Play the tape. Trying to have a great story.

Trying to have a good time. Talk to you guys. Hey, my uncle used to have a pair of shoes. Run the tape. Holy shit. More Star Trek guys. Huh? All right.

Last honorable mention. All right. This is fucking. And we're going to come right in on the fucking bullet too. Right on the number. I love it. All right. In my fancy garbage.

I made my garage. That's fucking. Wow. Wow. All right. Pause it. Pause it. Wait a minute.

This is an honorable mention? Pause it. Whoa. He's got the fucking TV? Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. Pause it.

Pause it. Pause it. Pause it. The TV? Pause it. This dude hit a fucking home. Run daddy. A corn husker too.

Dude. First of all, you know what? The classiest. I'm crash. I get it. Whatever. That floor is nice. That's like a pet boy.

Dude, that's the classiest thing you can do with a floor. Is do the speckled, the gray or the black floor with the specs in it. Oh my God, dude. That's commercial. I like how he has the craftsman theme too. The red, the black and the silver. It's the huskers. The corn husker.

He's got a huge corn husker. On the wall. All right. I thought I saw, go back. I thought I saw a fucking. Started from the beginning. He's got a huge guy on the floor. I saw that, but I also thought I saw like the rack.

Yeah, that thing right there in the corner. Okay. I mean, I think it's just red. He's got a huge more mural. Literally just a tool kit. Yeah. Literally just a tool kit. But it's craftsman.

It's quality. Oh. He's got a huge mural on the fucking floor. A big fucking corn husker and a brassica guy. He's got one on the wall. He's got trim. The walls are white, red and black. This dude also, he's got the tennis ball on the string.

Just see that. That's nice. So when you pull the car and you know when to stop. Wow. That's for the broods. This is a fucking home run. All right. Let it run.

Let it run. Let's check out the fridge. The garage fridge in a great location too. Right at the bottom of the steps. You dip out, grab what you need. He's got the flat screen on top of the. That's pretty classy. Oh.

All right. Hit that pause. Oh wait. Open that back up and hit pause, please. Dude, he's got, he's got a box of twisted tea. That's nice. Wow. Oh, with a spout on it.

Yeah. Wow. He's got some goose island. He's got some white claws. He's got, I don't know what the yellow thing is, but it's pretty good. He's got a solo sun kiss down there too. That's nice. He's got some manga.

He's got, he's got, damn dude. That's got red bulls on the red bulls in the fridge. I see one, two liter of minute made lemonade. Could be minute made light. Very, very classy. He's got one. And a fucking box of pizza. A box of Zago.

Can you zoom in on that so I can get a brand on that pizza? That looks, that's. Damn. Looks local. Yeah. All right. Foley the food detective. This is a CSI Foley.

He could. Lock the doors. No one leaves. It could be Papa John's. Zoom in on brand. It could be Papa John's. I'm gonna lose a couple of points there. Okay.

Whatever. That's fucking. That solo sun kiss looks good. Dude. That's freezing. Got the, he got like the fucking margarita. Red bull. You got the shitty vodka on the, on the, on the shelf there.

Nice. Great dude. Great fucking job. Wow. That's clean living. Going into the freezer. Oh. Pause it.

Pause it. That's what a fucking freezer should look like. Yes. All meat. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe a couple of pop twin pops. Got some, that's fucking homerun dude.

That's a fucking home. That is a nice. Someone deserves a sticker. This guy does. Definitely something. This guy didn't win. No. This is the last honorable mention.

Wow. Man. That's fucking great. Great job. Wow. It's good. Great fucking job. You guys want to get into the clean living award?

That was the end of the video. We might have to give that guy a t-shirt anyway. Hold on. There's two more. So there's the winner and then there's the clean living award. So we still have two more. So we have the Garbagio award. That's all the marbles.

And then someone sent in one just too clean. Not to put it in. All right. Let's hit the clean living award. Let's see that one. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean. I'm killing. What's up boys?

Oh, we saw this guy. I think he's gonna pick her up. Yes, we got him. A Y Drip on the TV. Look at the little bar. Yeah. Here's the fridge. Cocktails, shake.

Wow. We got some port wine, some Cabernet. My family still owns a vineyard in Italy. So that's the Rizzi wine. Wow. We got some mixers. Look at, ready to go. Look at that.

In the container. We're ready to go. The Peligritos. Not too shabby. Not too shabby at all, my friend. Damn, dude. That's it. That's a fucking tight operation you got going there.

That's nice. Wow. Okay. I get that. Who gets the t-shirt? Who gets the t-shirt? Who gets the t-shirt? Just the winner.

Just the winner. Yeah. Anyone else? Listen, it's your show. We might throw him a shirt. We might throw him a shirt. We'll think about that. Him and the Husker.

Him and the Husker. That's the clean living room. Don't be giving out all the shirts. Someone just said, oh, he doesn't want to go back to Nobu. You're giving out merchandise. God. All right. What else?

All right. This is the winner. We got a winner. Yeah. This next button I press is... Okay, hang on. Don't press the button yet. All the marbles.

So this is the winner coming up. Winner coming up. All right. Now we want to thank everybody for submitting. Okay. Great job. Fucking fantastic response. That one couple, you got to get into a 30-day program.

Okay. Outpatient. It doesn't matter. You're going to be separated for a little while. That's where it's tough when the both of your addicts and you both got to go in. You can't go to the same joint. You'll be a better person on the other end of it though. Yeah.

But great fucking job. Wow. Yeah. Thank you for everyone who submitted. Also, this had so much fun going through these. If you didn't make the cut, we're going to have plenty more of these type of things coming over for sure. Fantastic.

Absolutely. And thank you to you, Dylan, for all the hard work you put into it. It looks great. You guys let me know when you're ready. Okay. Here we go. This is the winner of the RU Garbage 2020 garage fridge contest end of summer. At first inaugural.

Inaugural. First annual. Annual. All right. Here we go. Here's my garage fridge. Industrial victory unit. What?

That used to belong to a restaurant I worked at 15 years ago that has since gone out of business and then I bought at the bank auction when they were cleaning the place out. Pause it. Pause it. Dude, getting an industrial fridge at a bank auction at a place used to work with is some fucking clean living. Holy shit. This guy ain't fucking around.

This guy's playing fucking chess, not checkers. All right. Let's see. We're cleaning the place out. Still got the stuff on the door for where they would keep the meat. That's great. Rib-eye KC strips. Then inside we've got all the things that are good.

Couple IPAs, a little party liquor, some seltzers, bush light, which is pretty much water in Iowa. Hold on. Hold on. Frosted fucking mugs. Nobody thought of that. Nobody thought to fucking put a little water on a mug and throw it in the freezer. You fucking animals.

Wow. Holy shit. Chilled glasses out there in Iowa. Holy shit. Keep it going. Wisconsin in here. And a keg. And then on the bottom.

What? I've got a keg set up with two faucets. I've got homemade beer in the back keg. And then ultra in the front one. Then I just keep the tubes inside because I didn't want to cut a hole in the side of the fridge. It works pretty good this way. Yeah, because you're a fucking gentleman, dog.

Shit. So there you are, boys. Is that trash or what? That's fucking top of the heat, Sadio. Cow. Damn. Winner, chicken dinner. Winner, shout out to Jeff L.

Yes. Send us an email, please. Yeah, I'll email. I might have it in my... Holy shit, dude, that's... Wow. I mean, dude, to keep the fucking... You can't say it was rigged.

No. I didn't even... Listen, I've been garbage my whole fucking life. I never thought industrial fridge. No. I showed you what our family's working with. That's something else, dude. Holy shit.

Dude, he's got the keg. He's got tubes. He's got valves and shit. And homemade beer. And what do you call it? What do you call it? Party liquor? Party liquor.

Something he made in Moonshine. Moonshine. Something. Some fucking bathtub hooch. Yo, holy shit. Wow. Man. That fucking blew me away.

My fucking hat is off to you and your family, sir. You've come from good stock. I don't know what you do for a living, but you got a little cage. You had about two tree grand in that fridge. Damn, dude. That was fucking awesome. Congratulations, man. I'll reach out to you.

That was something fucking else. Wow. I was fucking blown away. I was not, didn't even, not even read it. And I didn't even think of the fucking frosted glasses. No, not once in my life. I've ever thought to do that. Which for a while we had them in our regular refrigerator.

Foley was scared for a second. I didn't save a good one for last. I could see it. No, I didn't know. Good. You did a great job, buddy. That was fantastic. It was amazing first.

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