Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Garbage Island Returns!

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

Are You Garbage presents Garbage Island! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW TOUR DATES: https://areyougarbage.com/ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Mint Mobile: https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE Get 50% off your 1st box by going to https://factormeals.com/Garbage50 and use code GARBAGE50 Butcher Box: https://www.ButcherBox.com Promo Code: AYG Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is our you garbage Oh, yeah, so I will show we sit down your favorite comedians and we find it out to grow to be classy Yeah, but it is a big old piece of trash I'm your host H Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tuddy's in the new edition. She is down at Ohio Hannah hands for eight cent wing night. All right. $20 nosebears. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU garbage. He is an international business man, but always the king of the boardwalk. Give it up for KJ Kevin James. Right. What's up gang? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe, on iTunes, full

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Oh, we got two absolute all-time dudes in here. Woo! You can take these guys out and have the best time of your life. They'll tell you they love you, then they'll scream right in your face. Just the way we like it, baby. Just like home. Gang along here, ain't lying, because we got two of our absolute best here in the studio today. They are the hosts of this stuff filing podcast too

of our best pals in the whole wide world. Give it up for Tommy Pope and Chris on. Let's go. Thanks, guys. Little garbage island. Little oiz are back. Yeah. We want to do this every week.

When did Toby get intro privilege? Yeah. I think he's always got intro privilege. I did not. It's been getting stretched out. I've noticed a little bit too, but I like it. We riff off. I like it too.'m a criticizing. I just want to know Like a shot

It wasn't a shot You got a lot of nerve with that first day of school haircut It's a little boy cut you got go. It's like you got the picture Tommy took him It was the bar was like take off forages of happiness I swear to God a year ago tell me what have to raise a finger Well, we didn't have five mics at the time we didn't have the capabilities what that patreon.com came along and now we can afford more much Congrats. Thank you. Congrats. Oh I don't like this. I don't like this. You're really painting refined with these wine glasses. I know.

I'm over here drinking, bud. Oh, you are double fisting. It completely changed my mood. I came in here furious. It came in. I got to watch the Charleston. I get a little white wine all of a sudden. I'm back.

Yeah, maybe back in the wildwood, baby. Back in the wildwood, baby. The water's in your mouth. The water's in your mouth. I go, Connie, how you doing? He goes, I'm on water. Why? What's wrong, dude? You never know. I go Connie how you doing he goes I'm on one Why what's wrong dude you never know I just this morning

First of all they lived together they came separately, so I don't know what's going on I had no idea with the other one one. What's going shopping is going lunch dates and stuff I don't know. Yeah, I went to Keynes at a couple of fashion so nice steak sandwich. You did yeah, you go by yourself I got a stuffed moose head. It's nice. I got one too. We got to go to the same. I could show it one. Did you go to lunch by yourself?

No, I would like to go by yourself. I do. I love eating by myself. I used to feel bad for old men that did that shit. Yeah, enjoy it. You're an old man who does it. Yeah. I fucking love it, too.

Did you throw in the pinky ring because you were going to keens? No, I bought this because we shot something called tires Uh-huh shot up to tires shot out the key regret of course for and a bunch of others and a mean Mean Andrew Schultz are called the Watt brothers. There you go. So I was like I need a pinky ring for this role So maybe I want to one of myself Yeah, he hasn't taken them off since we shot. Yeah, So I got that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, this nice little Arab kid, Sam.

Shout out Sam from Alex's jewelry. Mm-hmm. And I always said I wanted to. He's already looking forward to it. Bleep that. Yeah. Why? Don't tell him what jewelry you go to, fans will show up there.

That's always like, why can't we promote the bar we go to every time we love it? Because people will hawk me. I just see her him. Yeah, you did. And he always goes, cause the fucking fans are gonna show it. It's about nobody peering. That's actually assaulted. Which I did last week.

I walked into a bar. Tommy's girl's back there slinging boots. You did. Now what bar was that? Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. I can't.

Anyway, I guess this boy I was like, look, I'm also in the in the in the in the shop it for a circular circular pendant that's not religious. And he said, we have a custom piece. Just came out. Would you like to see it? I said, I'll take it. And then I go, my chain's not heavy enough. I'll take a chain. And he goes, I'll throw on a bracelet. For a half a while. Man, he's all you come. Oh, man. So now I'm a, I complete the package right now. And I feel good about it. Look at a bar of gold over there the Eagles Losing and winning throughout Sunday. Oh, you smash it. I'll fuck out of it

That's real gold though. Yeah, 14 carrots Ween are you garbage what is he what's dependent? Huh, but non-religious pendant. It's a lion. Okay. Oh my god. Yeah Yeah, this is lion was religious right. It's got to have some religious kind of Somewhere back in the day. It's corny as shit. I know that's a Lion I had a dragon as a kid and that's I got ridiculed for that I didn't put in the drag he said was just finished a dragon verse. I like it. It looks nice It looks nice, honey. So oh, what happened? What's the problem? Well, I ate lunch by myself. I

Was asked to leave the rest for the city of others. I don't make sense in this area. I didn't know where to go I wanted you came here to have lunch. Yeah, I was gonna. I thought I was gonna rush you to a weird man Tell me tell me what the penair dude. Dude, I spent $400 on scallops. There's nowhere to eat here. I didn't know. I just went into a place. With scallops for lunch. Dude, I don't know.

Some Greek place. I got scallops. You're the only guy who would be like, there's nowhere to eat New York City. Yeah, exactly. Around here. I'll take the scallops. Around here.

What was I going to do? Go to Crazy Golf for whatever that fucking place is somehow There's a line out the door for that four-cloth which makes them mad for no reason That made me mad who the fuck's going to crazy golf don't you people work? I don't think there's even golf in there. I think this is a name of a restaurant Yeah, I don't know I don't know anything about the place, but wait So how did you decide the place you went to lunch that bothered you so bad panicked? I went to a place I

Thought I saw found a place on Google Maps that I thought would be a regular bar turns out it was a rooftop Artie hotel that man that was closed Pay for one serial killer Where am getting sucked off by a Bolivia? Where are you traveling in from? I live here. What? Yeah, where you traveling in from? I live here. What? I live around the corner, dude.

Kid in a hotel for lunch. The more generous from the same thing, he goes, what's the occasion? Why are you guys here? How's the other McQueen's, dude? Dude, I fucking hate that shit. This is a steakhouse. Fuckin' yeah, wait, you have my fucking here for dinner. Mine, you're fucking busy.

You gotta go to a steakhouse, Ryan. There's a lot of high-end steak houses. I don't know. I feel like if you're not in any one of these places for a business lunch, people are like, what the fuck happened? Yeah. It's like, I don't know. I don't know. I feel like if you're not in any one of these places for a business lunch, people are like, what the fuck happened? Yeah. It's like, I don't know. I don't know where to eat. Yeah. I mean, the only place was a deli that I'm not going to stand on the corner and eat his

sandwich. I wanted to sit down. Okay. How are the scallops? Scalops were great. So what's the fucking problem? And this is how angry he is with himself. Because I just don't like you had a nice one. Did you get an appetizer? No, you just got it on track

I had this puppy Greek bread. I don't know what I don't know even know how to see it's like a puffed pita Okay, I called rolls Gotta get out more I was like a bagels Balloon was like a bad was like a bull and these bagels I want to take a picture of it to show you it's how to make fucking yeah, what happened? I cook it in here. I have to turn the air off. These were curls your hair. You don't put the air on Holy shit Fris that's all so I got I went to go get my haircut I get that hair my haircut from the same guy every time and I was the last time he cut it was two months ago

And I was just like just make it two months short. Wait, hold on, haircut after lunch? No, it was before. Okay, so haircut then lunch. Yeah, then I thought that- That haircut came with a lollipop. You're sure? I see you were sitting a little airplane. He's so shy and they just spin him around and he's like,

Woo! Woo! Oh, Jesus. What's a haircut cost you what's that cost you a little say 20 bucks Cut that name what barber school was that at Dude empire beauty school is for felons There's one on Steinway and they are the most hood bitches in the world, dude. They're weird sideways and they're fucking fighting out there.

I usually give me a great cut, but I was sitting there and I was making great conversation with them. I can't take it imagine. Chris, known conversation. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You can imagine what a rare event this is. So I'm like, I'm riding the car. What are you asking? Are you asking questions or you're just answering questions well dude?

I was just I got I was lucky to draw So what do you do for work? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, me what I did this summer and I said I have no fucking idea And he went me neither do fucking blue by oh now we're off now you're off you're off on time What is time? It's a con's draw now. Oh Connie's in Then like as he was cutting my hair shorter and shorter, I got quieter and quieter.

Shoot. Not enough to speak up, but I just, but I didn't want to break this great conversation we were having. Yeah, I was just, I've been getting bad haircuts where I come up with the excuse that I'm going to tell my friends of how, like, I'm like, I just is already bad. I'm going to say, he was a new guy. The English wasn't great. Yeah. Something, something, I moved my head

He did he's gonna go lower than I want it The latino was taken I went to a serve on the other chair. You get fucked up. Oh these are your opinions they It's that's a loveless thing they grab your head. They're fucking yeah, I'm sending it to front lines Anger their wife looks exactly lines. Yeah, just anger their wife looks exactly like them. Well, he's a gay guy. Every time they all want to like Eskimos, dude, they're wives look exactly like them. I got I don't know why you had to drag the Eskimos into my dad talk. I think that was the pen that they go from 18 to 68 in a fucking year. They age. It's so cold. It's crazy. The winds. They're all presidents. They age. It's like it's exciting. They're like dogs. It's like it's like seven years every one year. Who are we talking about?

Russians. Yeah, it's like it's like it's like you know when you go to like news time. We're gonna Yeah, their faces are it's like when you go to like New England and the in the summer and you see like like like nantucket or something that weatherbeaten wood siding. Yeah. Yeah. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face.

That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. That's their face. You know what I'm talking about.

Yeah. Getting it to roof read done, huh? That's great. You guys try to exfoliate a little bit. How have you guys been? Yeah. Yeah. What the fuck? I know. We did have a, if you're on the Patreon, you know we had a magical magical week down the shore Where we never really talked publicly too much about it. Oh, sorry about that

You two are crazy people we've I've come to the conclusion. I'm not we're nuts You two throw it into a fifth sixth seventh gear oh right at you're like Around midnight it gets hairy with you two. What are you talking about? It was a cucumber You don't know what that I went to bed it was three and you guys are blast and feel Collins I thought there was 30 people in the deck. I look at it. She's you two days. Oh, if you're not gonna feel the air tonight We won't I mean I love feel just as much as the next man. You talk about psycho who walks away from that. Yeah, 100%.

You're down the shore. You got the bay right there. You got Phil Collins blasting through the back. You go to bed with his tracks over. Dude, fighting the bay car in every night at midnight was the fun. I mean, that was some of the most dangerous. I've done a lot of dumb shit as a young kid,

but I mean, hurricane force storm. You guys are jumping in the bay like it's fucking... Walking around the marsh. So fun. Well, if you swim all the way, if you can fight it all the way across, you just, you go in that, it's like cum solts. It's mud. Yeah, you're just, you're pulling mud.

If you risk your life, you get to sit mud for a half hour. I can't know. Still that Justin is burying and bringing. Who's the stick? I just stand in a cum sauce is beautiful? Should have had the scallops nice and light. I am so sorry. I was referring When you said crazy, I thought you meant when O'Connor and Barrett says at the ebbet room in Kate, native Jersey a Costing the waiter fucking hammer, dude. I thought we were having a good time black down angry

I've never seen you guys show so sheepish. I thought we were. Everyone was sitting there quietly. It looked like it was your first time in church. Let's show you for everybody be like, Jesus Christ, come down. What's the problem? Yeah.

What the fuck's all you guys? Yeah. Exactly. It was an old lady. Do you remember that old lady table? I think that you know. You know somebody's crossed the line when you're a dinner and they're not talking

to the other table, but they're directing the conversation to their table. What do you mean? What am I doing? Not doing anything. You believe these assholes? I got the fuck. I'm gonna sit with these guys.

Well, because you guys wouldn't shut up about what a problem I was being. We couldn't move. You were being a problem. I had to appeal to other tables. You know what I'm saying? I'm not bothered, you guys, am I? what a problem I was being. We couldn't move. You were being a pro. I had to appeal to other tables. You got to. I'm not bothered, you guys are right. We're having fun.

Kind of scallops here, by the way. I think we did get scallops here. Yeah, somebody went fantastic. We go to a very nice restaurant. When we were down to Jersey Shore there, we look it up. First of all we didn't have the right clothes to get in we were barring each other's collard shirts so we can get it

yeah I was wearing a fly fishing shirt like three oysters in my ass crack flight in the tights and we the was Chris got wildly upset I would would say, is the word. At us listening to the waitress tell the specials. Yeah, it bothered you for some reason. That we all got quiet. That's what really triggered you. Yeah, the fact that we were quiet and you didn't want to be quiet, while we were,

you're like, oh, what are you gonna order the specials? Who orders the specials? Fucking loser. We're just being polite. You didn't need to hear this. Did you order one order the specials who orders the special fucking loser? We're just being polite You didn't need to hear this did you order one of the specials? I did it exactly We didn't need to hear the specials. You're not wrong. No one got it right. I'm not an asshole Let the girl run out of battery and then we order what we want now now talk right Right over but from spending you doesn't want to list the specials either

Now she's been working all night. This is a fucking showcase. Yeah. Yeah. I got the materials. They got us they got us out of specials. Hey, some seven o'clock. It's like you doing the Charles in the first time by like 10 when we walk in.

She hasn't rehearsed yet. She's not going to do that. Is that what you're telling me? She also made fun of you a little bit when you mispronounced a wine and he did not like that. How dare you. Yeah, something about San Sarah. She also made fun of you a little bit when you mispronounced the line and he did not like that How dare you? Yeah, something about Sansair. Sansair, Sansair, yeah. It's not sincere.

All right, will do you have it? Because I'm, it's like the goddamn desert owing. Yeah, yeah. You're on the edge of creation right now. So, otherwise you didn't get flagged at dinner. Oh, man. Well then I, it was one of those, I've been that guy. I've been that guy. Everybody here has been that guy obviously not you know you just it was You were just that guy that night and you wake up in the morning

I'm making coffee you come down. You're like man You're ever have the worst part of your personality show out on all your friends personality show out on all your friends. I was like, I'm funny, I've been where you're at right now. It is a dark place. I was talking about this the other day where it's just like, my hangover anxiety when I'm an asshole is bad. My hangover anxiety when I think I'm fun is so much worse.

Yeah, that's it. I wake up the next day and I'm like, I was like, I'm like, he's popping and staring with people. You know what I said to that waitress? No, yeah. I just, I lay inopping and scaring with people. You know what I said to that waitress? No, I'm just unmade and I'm fucking nailed it. These people are friends with you.

What are you out of your mind? When it could be worse, you could have walked down to my place like this. Great, right? I'm just totally blinded. I lit up again. Yeah, I think that server was into me. You have to like, yeah.

That's when I knew I was in trouble. You guys were trying to convince me at the end of the dinner that she was like, she's into you. You have a line. Yeah. That's when I knew I was in trouble. You guys were trying to convince me at the end of the dinner that she's like, she's into you. Yeah. So like, what about our friend over here? You got a napkin wrapped around your head. Crumbly in your hair. Will you tell me, get up. You guys do have a thing where it's like instinctual. One will be crazy. The other one will be perfect. And then at some point, in the flip flop or the next day,

because Tommy was the next night at the, at the, at the, at the place of wildwood. Yeah, dude. That's why there's a year in yank. You two fucking monkeys. No, too sure. No, of course. But they also think the other ones crazy. They think they're saying that

they think the other one's not apologize every day. Both times on the show each one has come up to me like, guys, not. Is it me? I'm like, yeah, totally. Yeah, but here's the thing. When we're saying that, we're right. I'll give you that. And that moment, you are more saying that's crazy. You know what I mean? One's acting insane than you calm down. You go, guys, what are you guys for? You know, you want two nice waitresses to hang out for a week down short No, you want to like sighting You want to get a knife fight with your friends you want you want two buddies risking death in the bay of it That's what you want I remember you did come down to me the next morning

You're like looking back you did get through to me in the car I you're you told me I got 30 in the car right home when I went Chris were six professional comedians But you thought we were just gonna sit there in all the time like that hit me like a ton of We're all just gonna go Because I was I was brave you guys your bunch of what blankets Dial the energy screaming at me in a car and a guy is not happy and then he turns over to the uber jargoes You get breakfast or I was gonna put a breakfast around that guy was a get the fuck out of my car those two were screaming at He

I would like that fight. Yeah the fight on the way home was not Yeah, it wasn't nice. We were going to him on that car in that car. I don't I don't think Chris remembers much of it What all right home what now? Good let's move on I don't think Chris remembers much of it. That's our right home. What? No. Oh, good. Let's move on. Let me ask you this. Let's just quit. Let's jog my memory.

Jog my memory. No, you two were, we were just all, you two were yelling. I was trying to, we had a blowout fight. You had a blowout fight. I'd love how the one doesn't even remember this. You just scream and like you do with your, I'm sure we'd already covered it some other fight It was a recap a fuck you fuck you. You always do this you always do

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They were making personal attacks at each other and then Chris asked him where to get pancakes like immediately after like a stone cold Killer I never seen anything like it's like an Excel right so it was like a huge right? It was like a no We were bourbon no we were in a corolla you were to say yeah, you're like a Celica my knees were in his back I guess I was in the front seat. I didn't take in the Consider this problem wasn't that bad it was pretty bad. It was it was not great. Kippy's Uber I can't use lift anymore Yeah, but it's like one of those blowouts. We have blowouts here and there obviously which showed away I'm a big proponent and it comes it's like one of those blowouts we have blowouts here and they're obviously which so do we I'm a big proponent and it's because

Families I'm a big proponent of a blowout. Yeah, gotta get that So you're running a business and a company with with someone who's your essentially your partner and your wife And you gotta get some shit out if you're not getting out on a consistent basis If you don't have a normal emotional conversation about things on a consistent basis I can play it's built and it fucking explodes when explodes We're very good about hugging say and sorry about that. I love you. Yeah, we move on It's like by our standards. It wasn't that bad. Otherwise. I'd remember it Yeah, but you were just you were just 19 glasses. You were another universe

We also had the longest day ever that was like 12 hours of booze. Yeah, you were drinking man half I think. I started well I had that espresso martini Oh, the capi got me. I should have laid off that capi. I have to have to have to. I have shut a espresso. That's why I had to. You said of eight ball of coke. I'd be like, yeah, it's a lot about that. To last time I have Splenda again, I'll tell you that. My ribeye was dusted in a espresso. It was the last drink you had at dinner.

And you're like, after ruining it, you're like, yeah, I was that one. That's the one that does it. That's the recap. Because I was sober enough, I think I ordered the Uber. Maybe. I don't remember. I remember standing on the street having a nice time.

This beautiful street. nice time this beautiful street What is a beautiful street? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah go where we were at seaport pier and then my whole family walked in I was like, bye. This is a place my family hangs out like really this place is trash and then every single member of my family I think follow who is the most dress up here like a button down with pine apples The mayor he walked out of the ocean Dude yeah, that's how I felt going to get fucking Greek food around here. I don't make You said a table or the bar back to the bar. Yeah, that's a good move. That's a good move by yourself on a rooftop though. No, no, no, this was ground level I'd I'd nixed the rooftop. I couldn't do it. Okay. Yeah, did you look online? Is that how you found the place?

I just want a camera following you 24 There should be just to see the decisions. There'd be a lot of editing. I was furious. Yeah, the whole time. I just I just found a place and I walked in that. But you were man because I understand why you were man because it makes me uncomfortable being there. And I don't like places that make you feel unnecessarily uncomfortable. I'm squirted. God. This is true. And hold back it up two hours ago. I had to stop him and walk in through the kitchen going, Hey, are you mad at me? And he's like, what? No. Well, I was like, well, you haven't looked at me. You haven't asked a question or like, we

haven't talked. We're just passing chips and it's like, no, I feel like he's mad. So I got to ask him how get worked up. And he's like, no, I'm just mad at my mostly from within. It's myself. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, the talk to me, what's wrong? So this is like a normal process. At least you got that dude. One time with him, we were sitting here.

I go, you want to go out and smoke a sink? He goes, no, I go, I walked out and smoke a sink. I put my sink out and he went out. I was like, I fuck your wife or something. What's happening here? Jesus Christ. I'm like, nothing on that. I even, I didn't know how to project. I told Toby, he's like, I'm like, your wife or something. What's happening? Jesus Christ. I'm like, nothing on that? I even, I didn't know how to project.

I told Toby, he's like, I'm like, I think he's, I think the big man is upset with me right now. What's up, man? Probably. I who know you, you know, you're a whole different level. Yeah, that's crazy. I was thinking about how, and a little embarrassed about how, like, how man I was about the Diaz episode,

getting flagged, and how crazy I acted about it. We were in a pool, and you were actively turning your back to me while I was swimming around with you. I haven't been mad like this in a while. Did you get Nate Diaz on the show? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He did it was not our fault. It was the powers to be was nothing we did. Yeah, we we can algorithm We confirmed that with everything all of this was just pure crazy. I was thinking about it yesterday Do we run a poll the three of us were in a pool in Tampa a small pool a small Pull in Tampa and he is he has his back to us in the pool the whole time and we just want to be like hey Fally one of whatever and he would just turn like you

Well, the thing was I was I was he would just I'm like your icy me in person in a What's going through your head at that moment? I was it was so crazy nasty things and you don't want to Sam so you're just gonna look the other way or you know We had already said a lot do we got to fight in the airport. Yeah, yeah, I'm screaming at him added to if I'm like I'm like I'm like I'm not getting on this fucking plane. I'll find like blood blow Well, I'm like I'm like I'm not getting on the fucking plane For you would ignore me for the rest of the fucking week. Yeah, like I'm not doing this. This is crazy What I was thinking about getting on the plane. I'm not I'm yelling as any goes you better lower your voice or some it was like

It was something in implying that if I didn't do something you get hurt. There's gonna be consequence Yeah, keep it. It doesn't like to be threatened. No something. There's gonna be consequences. Yeah, yeah, keep it. It doesn't like to be threatened. No, no, no, I didn't realize we were standing next to the TSA. And people are looking at the two TSAs looking at me. I'm screaming threatened. Like, let's just lower our voice. Don't get breakfast. But what I was thinking about is how crazy. I blow this bomb in my back. I'm right now. I'll take this. I'll take this. I'll throw this whole thing out. Hey, we're talking about the podcast folks.

Alright, do you think I'll have to put a pin in that there's something so it's not healthy, but it's healthy in our lives of like you got to get that out. And then it's what we know it to. It's all like it's not when you're putting your shoes down. It's a German Shepherd brand. Yeah, you got to sit down. You got to have a difficulty tying your shoes. Let me borrow your shoe.

That is fights back on. Yeah. Why is it wearing sandals in the winter? One second, please. No, I was thinking about because the way I was thinking about my behavior from that yesterday and like Tommy said, because Tommy Cassie and I took a took an Uber to the Airport Tommy see yeah, I'm Tommy. He's Tommy too. No, he's Tom He's Tom Cassidy. He's can not eat

Does the whole pie is looking at his nails I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here.

I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I'm going to get out of here. I was totally normal with him This is when we're getting to that airport and then and then when I got there it just turned on Anyway, I was thinking about it. It survived the flight. That's what's so impressive. I was survived You got on the plane flew landed do we're at the airport? I'm as light went to the hotel. We're talking sound check me The home It started wait wait when was the pool was the pool before the show Before the show. Yeah, yeah, so it started the airport. Yeah, no it's through the air starts at the airport

You do your show. Yeah, or you do the pool do the pool We all get dressed we all get in a car. We all go to the show side splitter shut out great club Shout out to him. Uh go to the club. We're at the club. We're doing sound check We're in the green and the green room there's tiny It's like you're this tight. Yeah, and he's still icing It was like a nail bomb I'm okay. He's still icing T-bone in a cubicle. Yeah, he's icing T-bone in a cubicle But I wasn't mad at T-bone. Why we talked about this, but I wasn't mad at you. I was just mad

Sure, and then I offered that it didn't break until I offered him an olive branch of a sugar-free red bull. You got one? Which I spit in. But he was wise too. I know your tricks that man. I'm outside smoke with that stuff. That sucks for Toby too because he probably didn't even want it but he he's got to take Oh, no, I want it. I'll take the red I wanted it so bad I didn't want to take it from yeah, I know one of my sweet baby wants a fucking sugar free red boy. I know when he starts Being great. It is a my self included. It's a constantfield. And we were just talking to someone about this, of like, you think someone's mad, because you're conditioned of sometimes

how you talk to each other. Like Chris isn't talking to you, like, fuck, he's upset at me, and you're like, you ups, and then you kinda in your head, you're like, could I do this? Is this what he's mad at? And then you're like, no, not at all, you know. And when you spend that much time with someone,

there's an infinite list of things. It could be seven, it could be, I didn't respond to a text quick enough. I made a joke. Yeah. Or he made a joke that got through the left my toothbrush on the sink. Yeah.

It's always weird when you're like Jesus. Rough else. That's what I'm gonna say. It's weird like with me and you when I'll do something where I think you're mad and then I'm waiting for it. And then so I already start to fight in my head. I have that with you. And then it doesn't happen. And then it doesn't happen to fight in my head. I have that with you. And then it

doesn't happen. And then it doesn't happen. And then I go man. And then it'll it'll happen. It's like I've already built the bombs. I got to use them. I got to sell these off to some country. He's got to get. Yeah. So get me Egypt on the phone. You get three red shells in first place in Mario Kart. I'm not just going. You Yeah. I'm not. I'm not. You're fat and smell. I got to use these. You got an under bite. Uh, yeah, it's, it's real tough with us because we've, you know, we've been working together so long and the dialogue.

There are sometimes I have, I mean, we both have, we're both, I would say it's a 60 40 with communication based on, uh, when he's in a, when he's got us or when he's got a thorn in his side, yeah, it really resonates. Yeah. Via text. Where'd on my sleeve, Tommy? I like text. We get it out.

He'll hit you with like a, no, no, no, but you know, they know it's there though. He starts laying them, the groundwork and I'm going this is gonna suck tonight. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's noon and I'm in for a fucking day with a blow up at APM. Let's just talk about it. I'm like normal people. I like to stretch it out This is exactly why I stopped him in the kitchen because I was like we got to do a YG today We have to go you're made at me. Let's do it now. Let's figure out what the fuck is because we have to go What is it yeah, but there's something so healthy? I, let's do it now. Let's figure out what the fuck is because we have to go. What is it? Yeah, but there's something so healthy. I don't like doing it now. He doesn't like doing it now.

It's like this breathe now. So we have so big this balloon can get. Yeah, that's why my five year relationship should have been two and a half. Let's go. I'll figure it out later. Because then you can feel the other person's stress building up.

Yeah. And you hope that they snap. And then you can go. I was going to building up. Yeah, and you hope that they snap and then you can go I was gonna say that But now that you snap down It's nuts Where's the remote where's the remote? Oh, where's the remote? Where's the remote?

Carch is spinning around. You know what's going on? Your mom died. She's dumb. Not called these coins, Eddie. Anyway, the chore was fun. That was one of the best weeks of my life. The chore was fight free. Which is why I want to go back on right now it really was it really you know Connerland it was fun yeah we were there seven days Chris is over there six

and it was gone for 24 hours man that's so true. You have the time of your life. Yeah. Damn. You had the best dinner you ever had. It was white wine and clean laundry. You're doing all right. Oh, fuck. I've never seen, I'm bad with with Airbnb's and laundry, but I have never seen someone show up with Towson sheets before 30 dude you brought it back and dirty. I didn't have time to separate

Everything in there and took it Who's pillowcases You should have tied it on a stick like a bug's point of view. But I am very surprised between you two, there was no fight between us two, there was no fight, and between the four of us, there was no fight. Because we're all very comfortable with each other. And which like a point in that,

if I was like crazy upset with somebody at that point, I could be like, you know, it's, you're so familiar at by day two. Yeah, even at that point. We also know each other for over a decade. So as you get to this age and you know how much pressure it takes to, I don't know, do dumb shit like this. You go, okay, when you have your own personal time,

I know what you like to do. I know what you like to do. You know what we like to do. If it's not like to do. You know what we like to do. If it's not aligning, just everybody. Yeah, I think. You gotta separate the fucking time frames and just figure out what you wanna do to calm the fuck down. But hold on, is it comment to that,

even though we have known each other all a long time, even friends have known each other 15, 20 years, sometimes you put them in a house together. Oh yeah. They just don't gel. We fucking were like, the guys in Goodfell is in prison. Yeah. Everybody was.

Everybody was. Everybody, everybody, everybody. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, Keep it us on their toes. But I literally got a comment where he in breakfast he's throwing flashbacks. Dude, dude, I already hit the deck. No, every morning Kevin, I would stand at or whoever was up would we would stand on the deck. Yeah, I had a lot of a lot of time with O'Connor. And be like, and be like, I don't remember even what we were talking about, but every night ended with my head hurting from laughing. Yeah, right back here. Yeah, oh, dude, he's crazy.

It was, it was, when I was giving him fashion advice, and I was sitting there with my shirt off, it was, Tommy said I was naked. There was shit on me about my clothes. Tommy goes, you're gonna listen to him, he's naked. And it was just like, he was wearing a haze with six holes in it

No, he had a nice outfit on and Foley was complimenting it and you actually went You were like feeling good about yourself and you go Tommy goes you're gonna listen to him He's fucking So in the middle of you having a nice moment feeling good in your clothes So in the middle of you having a nice moment feeling good in your clothes Oh, I know I'm sure what the fuck I said cut Tommy out of this No, I was support. I was trying to pump you up for taking a risk also Take a risk No, you're nuts. I can dry. I can dress all right. I've never seen you with a collar.

Me? Yeah. I guess you have. A collar. When do you have a collar on? I mean not, so I was a Limpers. I was a Limpers. Yeah.

I would have stepped that funeral January. Oh, so great. Me and Limpers. It was a mothurtle, then. It's still a collar. Oh, you said that? He would have wanted it that way. We buried him with his lion.

Is he a you angel of? No, but I remember we were going out to a nice dinner. I did have some sort of collar on and I had a khaki pant. Coughed, I do a cuff and I had white ticuff. Like high school ticuff? No. You looked fantastic. It bothered I walked down he goes what the fuck is this? Like into was he goes where he goes he's got white shoes on He was disgusted by my well when you see someone growing in front of you. It's a nightmare

Bobby Hill Dressing nice Shit hits to the nose. What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this?

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What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? What's this? was a very wholesome, I mean, it was debauchery for seven days straight. Not so I know what you're saying. It's a perfect balance of both. It was a very wholesome, we talked, we all talked so much about life.

We haven't seen each other since. We haven't seen each other since. Yeah, no, just Texan. And it was one of those weird things of like, you're leaving. We're all leaving. You're like, ah, fuck, this is gonna suck. It was like summer camp was over, which you don't get. I was genuinely sad because O'Connor had to leave a night before because he was filming.

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People from our age groups, your only option of having that summer camp vibe is like a, like a bachelor party. And most of it's too much a hutch rod. People that you don't fucking care for. And you don't have that deep connection with throughout the week or weekend. So leaving that's like, God, I can't wait to fucking... Yeah, you're like, this was cool.

Nights are fun, but I wanna get away from it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. This was a very, yeah, if you have that opportunity to have special friends and take a five to seven days. I would have stayed another week. Bamey too.

Yeah, it was one of those things. I'm like, it, it, it, it, the drinking and heaters and food took two years off of my life. I'm like, but I gained sound Courtney, but I'm like I gained two years of like Joy and happiness and laughing wisdom. We were just talking about that. Shut up. Shut up cut that fully ripped a ladder out of the Did you guys talk about all this shit? We talked about someone on the we talked about a good amount on the patreon

When we were down there. Obviously we did two episodes with the boys. Oh yeah, I was on it. You were there, time. Just re-waves the lives of people living. I think you were aware that you were sure to be honest with him. You got Irish and Misha, you only remember the bad stuff. That's pretty good.

You just come up with that? No, I saw in a movie So you're a drunk and a dude Yeah, my barber told me that today Who was blind by the way Guy works all fall of My god Oh my God. Oh, man. Chris, you are IMDB.

The amount of movies you watch is outrageous. Dude, he came in pick hold. Where were you, Shane? No, I wasn't that bad, but I was tired. I was at the jet. You want a wine? Yeah, I'll take a beer, actually. What do you want?

You want your wine? I got a whole bottle of Kim Crawford back there. Kim Crawford. there. White claw. Yeah, him and him and Shane and little sass went to the Jets bills game. I couldn't go. But uh, yeah, well, it wasn't, it was Shane. And he came in. He came in. I bought my ticket.

Starts a cat. Start to movie it like fucking what time is like three to thirty We started at one thirty and I left it to okay. Yeah, so I watched I can't I got to finish it So I always yell I know you said that's weird. It's also a fiction. What do you mean it's fiction because you went I had to stay up and finish this thing you got caught jerking off and then my who Who caught you first of all can we probably talk about last Hold on hold on hold on hold on fuck did that come from oh Connor this guy you want to do this? What you got caught your girl. I was gonna say that He stole my punchline

That's the whole set of your No, I didn't I did a bitch. It's at me about having to finish the movie and I quit on him And then I come in last night and he's watching the end of the movie because he didn't finish it. I had to rewatch the last one. What movie? Public enemies with John. Oh, very good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's all right. That's a great ending too. I have to finish. You know, who's great in that is the guy that goes and sees the girl at the end when it's all over. Yes. Love that guy. Oh, he was an avatar that guy. Yeah, yeah

One of the Texas law man. Oh, fucking General so good. So good. So good. Anyway, I did get cut. I paused it at one point tell I said blackbird or something like that right bye-bye birdie or something. Yeah, time he said hi hi birdie Who he is slapping it to Johnny Depp. I don't know. I paused it. I'm pretty. Who are you slapping it to, Johnny Depp? I don't know. This is it. This is it. I went on Twitter, I saw a little fucking heater, and then I got out of the side. You're going off the Twitter?

No. No, you just got excited and it was late. I've done that. Yeah. Which is also my Twitter. It's wide open. Which is also my theory about down the shore when he paused Goodfellas when fucking the-

They were just being all too good. Yeah, yeah, when Rayleigh was like beating the shit out of his wife It was just pause like mid-hit Tommy was like upstairs for some reason He's like no, no, it's just time for bed No, because I knew that was there's another hour and 45 minutes there So what? To finish the movie who caught you jerking off Oh, your girl she just was like what are you doing?

I was like nothing like you got no answer to that. She knew it. That's not that bad. I thought I'm going to the boys. No, no, no. Did you get where you were there any pumps? We just talked about it yesterday on the podcast. Does that start things up or is that? Oh, no, she was like trying to get me to bed. Yeah. You think a girl's not for me, dude. Turn on. That's never started. Turned on by that. Like you'd rather jerk off in the cast of Crime Movie.

Yeah, then Lane Ben Langer just fucked me. Yeah. That's not what it was, though. I didn't want to bother you. She's trying to get some anxiety out. You'd say no. Yeah, yeah. This is unbelievably hot in here.

No. Follow the guy you caught, you guy caught your it off by your significant other. No, not caught. I never once. Can we talk about this? Can we talk about this? Yeah, can we talk about this? Yeah, about you guys. Yeah, you guys.

Whale on yourself. You guys whale on yourself. Like you were in prison. Yeah, I was crazy. Yeah, yeah. You two would just disappear separately That's saying it's a stuff. I like to go venture you would You guys would just go ready for one more I don't know what you guys don't pay tree on we'd be sitting there

You guys would just disappear and then you come back and like oh, it's just jerking off. Is that what you were doing? You guys jerk off you've told me the number. won't say publicly, but to me it's crazy I mean that's like 16-agers well, we don't have any other tools to deal with our feelings So that's kind of where we go Okay, man, so anytime anytime the pots boiling over Which as you imagine is Yeah, which as you imagine is A little salt in the water you know what I mean?

You ever went in your backyard and scream fuck as loud as you can yeah, that doesn't work as well as jerk I know we're near beat off, but it still releases like a lot of anxiety and sure and Some people do yoga some people meditate to be able to scream into a pillow. Yeah, well, that's my mind I well on myself My friends are home I'm on Group vacations just going at it. That was the scary part because I was I jerked off while you're there, too Yeah, so did I have seven days. Yeah, night before I went to bed. Yeah, yeah every night. Not every night No, they were they were no, I didn't think that's weird.

The thing that's weird is they were boring the day. We'd all be out together. We need lunch. They go back to their quarters. That is weird. Tommy do Tommy doing new news. I don't know. You guys are doing two days like you're an ice.

Yeah, well, sometimes it's hard to face the day and you coming down the stairs at 2 p.m. Whistland. No, no, no, we spent a day on the beach looking at honey. That's not that's not the moment on that's also not how we jerk off we jerk off and then oh everybody does you just walk out of course. Yeah, full of shame. Yeah, it's the worst. You just shaking off cobwebs. That's all it is. Yeah, I get you got to clear the pipes. I got to get a you get a level head. Uh, yeah, that's the worst you just shaking off cobwebs. That's all it is. Yeah, I get you got to clear the pipes I got to get a you get a level head Yeah, that's just it just seemed

Exuberant or it was all it was it was a lot. Yeah, the point where Midway through They You guys are also in shape you got the blood pumping touch're out of shape we're old Oh, speak for yourself Talk to my wife you called me jerk it off No, that's not a hidden thing necessarily in your household really well, it's my wife No, I don't hide it. I mean, I'm not like making scrambled eggs and doing it So you have to do it. I do it. You hide it.

What do you shame your girlfriend or wife so if you caught them beaten off? No, that'd be fucking, that'd be hot. Yeah, it's different when you're a fat, disgusting, 47 year old man. No, it's not. You look great. You're in there pulling your bum and there pulling my peater.

Everybody's gotta do it. Say no. Everybody puts. I agree. Yeah, but he has to use carjacks to get his gun out of it. And a series of mirrors to see what's happening. I think if I caught my girlfriend being off, I'd be kind of pissed.

Why? Of course she would. I'd be a little bit. What the fuck? Yeah. Oh, because it's a missed opportunity for you. You know, I'd be jerking off for four times today. It couldn't attack me in.

Yeah. But you probably already come out of my eyes. You're probably coming out of my eyes. She probably be asking if you forgot, you turned her down. No, I never turned it down. Someone asked me if I turned down sex. I don't think I ever have. Only one time I was connected. And it was my uncle.

You know, it depends on how I acted. I've done it when they used it to try to get out of a fight. Ah, man, that's real crazy. That is crazy. It's real crazy. No, no, no, no, no, no. We're finishing this. Yeah, he will do anything to win a fight.

There was one time I was cooking. I was cooking with my girl and we got in a fight and she went into the room and put like sexy laundry on and walked fight and she went into the room and put like sexy laundry on and walked out and I went, no. You think I'm gonna forget about what you said it did? And I regret every time I'm jerking off, I regret it. I was one of my jerking. I was one of my jerking.

Oh man. And I let my ego get in the way. Yeah, man you are twisted. With this crazy, crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. But I like the fact that you still jerk off to it. That's my speed. I like that.

That's a sad state of when you're jerking off to missed opportunities. I feel like a lot of, a lot of sad. A lot of my, that is, that is. Missed opportunities. Every day, every day, every two. Yeah, yeah, to the fact that Miss Buss connection. Yeah, Miss Buss connection. It wasn't there, like a fucking Miss connection.

Miss connections. Which they removed, I think. Yeah. Where you'd be like, yo, I saw you had red hair and I saw you on fucking 82 bus. If you ever see this I want to eat your I was in a drive through a McDonald's my credit crack I got jacked at you walk by I think we could have been something Just praying their creep on Craigslist

Yeah, it's not ever worked. Do you think I definitely I can't remember who it was but they were a sec I would read them from time it It was somebody we know, a friend of ours did that. And he ended up, and the girl did meet up with them. She was on it too. I think for a minute, that was a message. It was a hot spot. It was like before Tinder and all that stuff. If you were in Philly, or it was because it was so centric.

I do understand the concept, but like, I have have two or three misconnections in terms of energy, like feeling something from somebody, or a train, and they're looking at you and they want you to say something you just don't and you think about it for months, type shit. But a mature adult would never be like, I gotta go on fucking my space or some shit. But that was fun, you like dad?

That was very of the time. It was cool. It was like this uncharted, territory, Reddit type. What can the internet do? Yes. It was still at that point. How powerful is this guy? Yes, it was still at that point.

It was still like, I'm gonna get wrong. What can the internet do? Yeah, yeah. Something like a mad... Is it what they say it is? Besides, make me hard as a rock something a mad scientist But you're pitching the internet to the government Dude, you realize capability

Dude me actually connecting on a misconnection on reddit would be as close as you get to making I think he both got some stuff It's a lot of people striking out. Yeah, there's no success stories. Oh, dude. Anybody got a guy at a bar eating scallops? Going to just look at a boner. It's just a gay bar. I was gonna approach you, but you were stabbing your forearm with your fork. Yeah, you were there typing on your laptop. I was gonna approach you but you were stabbing your forearm with your fork. Yeah You were there typing on your laptop. I was there. Did you ever laptop? Top of what? Did you ever laptop? She did who did? This my misconnection. Yeah, it's a fake woman. He's talking about I was a real woman. She was there

Connected with a woman at the stake. I didn't connect at all scalpel Connected with a woman at the stake. I didn't connect at all scallop house I just shoveled I shoveled scallop up. Yeah, that's supposed garage Scalop house Yeah, I went to a fancy restaurant eight like I was at a buffet It was just shoveled scallops in my mouth chugged gin and tonic which was very flavorful And then I just bounced also how long did our feces smell like bay water to you? What a week. Oh did mine or you guys were drinking a lot more Baywater than this. Yeah, it's probably that was probably our swimming.

Did it smell like low tide? I've never heard of something like that. Four to five days. Yeah, you get those thoughts about it when we were down there, your shit smelled like Baywater. You said, yeah, but that was from the Olympics. What's from the day? That's not a thing. The bear water gets into your system. I think so. Yeah. What?

Have you heavily were swimming? You got to get someone in your fucking hole. Yeah. In your butt hole. No, your face on your mouth. Your nose. It gets. That's not what makes the bass smell like the bay is the saltwater. It's the decomposing mullus. Which is also big. Yeah, well, yeah, that's the end of it. That's all that you get. That's the fucking carry. And when you're really exerting yourself.

So it's tap water up top and then shade on the bottom. You got some bad meat. No, no, when you're really exerting yourself, your bottle opens like you got sleep ap day. You know what I mean? It just like opens a little bit. Oh, you think you're getting a pop in the bottom? Yeah, I think it just opens a little bit

Some of those You get that you get you swallow enough of that water your whole smell. I mean, that's a big I'm a big proponent of that Swimmers when Might smell like saltwater taffy is hate Might smell like G they gave rolls. That about 400 on. Oh my god. Do we even want to get into questions?

Sure. Yeah, let's do a couple of cues. Do a couple of cues. Got the boys here. Yeah, I always do a couple. This is why I try to pull some very filly based trash. This is from Logan never have one red. Is it garbage? You put six out with your bare feet.

Ooh, which I've done as a kid. Crazy chalice. The chalice is so heavy. I think if you get it quick, it's like a lantern fly. If you get it quick enough, it dies. Like, you don't feel it. If you step on it real quick, I would do it as a kid with my dad's.

Never. See, that's right there. That's a garbage from putting a cigarette out. I think it was funny in college. Yeah, I got one too. I got one of my what he said. He found it. Yeah. I got one on my wrist. Do you? Yeah. Oh yeah. Kev wears yours. You bitch. Right there. You pussy. God damn it. My real group of losers we got. Yeah. Mine just don't brag about it. So much. Mine was from when I was a kid. Mine was when I was a kid

And they said that I walked into it, but there's no way somebody. Oh, yeah, remember you tell me I don't know who I don't know who it would have been. Diane that somebody put a cigarette on me. Yeah, probably deserved it Munchen or Buffalo chicken that she fired up Get started even here yet. It's not garbage if you're by yourself. If you're doing it in front of chicks because you think you're gonna get pussy, that is garbage. Well, putting a cigarette on yourself.

No, with your foot, yeah. Oh, with your foot. I mean, yeah. I was like the guy in college that would put it on his tongue to try to look cool. Wait, why would you put it out with your dad? Remember the guy that would flip it in college? They could, they stay in a lift,

they're in the middle. Oh, yeah. And have the cherry in their mouth. Yeah, I was afraid. They got some police academy. Which you watch the last night. I'm gonna go to bed. 10 minutes of it.

Tommy's gonna finish it tonight. I gotta find out what happens at the back of the tree. What the can be five? Where did you come up with this shit? How man would you be, dude? I could do a full flip of a tooth pick in my mouth from sucking my finger way too long really yeah cuz I like a very concave Top of the roof of my mouth. Okay, it's crazy. It goes all the way up. That is the most guinea sure Yeah, that's crazy. I could do a whole a whole flip of a toothpick. I suck my thumb for too long to what how long do you do it till I

suck my finger Really, yeah, I suck my thumb until six grades Oh Yeah, I got finally tomorrow mom is just what you want I would suck my thumb and I would pick my nose and get like a hard booger right here and I would just rub it I would that was my move yeah real well adjusted you know I like it yeah I go for you I did that until about six great yeah then they really put the kai bosh on it you just this got wrong no I would I would I would take a booger No, I would I would take a booger

This is gross, but I put cheese on it Well, parm cheese That'll lock a tell it you know maybe And no, I would get it had to be like the right kind of booger too And I would I would like stick it to the front of my nose and I would rub as I suck my thumb I don't know what that was all about. Well, I did the thing with the yeah I like to call like this was very cold, and then the back of your killies was cold, so I would hold that while sucking my finger.

I think I was, I did all the way to like, second or third grade. My little cousin would, which is crazy. That's like 34 dudes. My little cousin when she was a kid, when she'd lay in one of the, he's guys, he's two or not, so. Hey, O'Connor, damn, I know I'm in bad shape, but I'm teaming up with him.

I'm about to have crazy arcos, though. He's back in the cigarette. He's holding back to back. It's not a good thing. Like Mel Gibson and fucking Danny go over on the cover. Me and Tony are sucking our thumbs and rubbing your boogies. He's trying to find a booger. No, this isn't the right consistency.

I don't like that one. Give me another. Oh god damn. All right, let's see here. This one's from Suzie. Is it gone? We've never, I don't know, this has ever been broached. Is it garbage to take communion in the mouth

and not in your hand? Communion. Dude, I always got this. Where you, did you do a communion? Where you, where you, where you, where you, where I did, I did, I went the, the hand. For the non-catholics out there, it's when you received the body of Christ and the end of it.

The little wafer. At the end of Catholic Mass. I don't know if the other Christians do it. I never been. I'm really sick of Jesus. I lost my mind. That's pretty good. Yeah, I just made a church snack, you call Jesus.

Yeah. All right. That's a funny thing, man. I think Dane Cook had a bit like that. A Jesus, yeah, yeah. Probably a brother got it for a problem Like don't steal fucking thing As a kid I thought we had to and it was the 80s and I think when we got communion

The priests would make us do it. See but there was always something weird about it now Yeah Yeah, never Going up there Yeah, fucking He was father Tom and it was fucking mitts weren't gonna anywhere near my yeah, but now put it in the hand It's a wrap full his guy was going eye contact eye contact Waped my hair My mother became a eucorsic minister like 10 years ago. I would have never gone to her no sense. No never

I never I never never I never not not not the female thing I never went in the line because sometimes they the people that help like you Gourish me that would do that would do it on the side. What the fuck what are we doing here? No, but I'm not gonna A Broadway showing not seeing Bet medler. I want the fucking priest to do it Right, yeah, yeah, it's not a holy water from the Pope. Yeah, no I'm fine with that person. It's the body of Christ. Yeah, I'm not getting that from some guy who's also doing the parking outside. No, dude. No, I'm totally okay with it. The priest index

smells like the altar boy. I'd rather have the keys of a fucking house, the meyata in my mouth. My mother would refuse. So like some old bat would open her mouth with her wine stained fucking veneers and my mom would go no no hands. Yeah, she would get out of here. Yeah, we know you sick bitch. You doing you filthy whore. I think this is grow up. Yeah, that's a Ziploc bag.

Check your left pocket. She's just a magician. I think this is grow up Yeah, that's it block back Check your left pocket You signed up for the gig Yeah, I put it in the mouth. I know she's wrong. Yeah, I do get a respect it. I mean to go yeah, that's great What enough trouble as it is yeah, you're gonna get me jammed up Do you not read the papers? Yeah. Have you not seen Spotlight? Yeah. Be such a funny way to quit that job. Just flick the thing out of space.

Just wrinkly, don't do good. Don't the body of Christ. Oh, this might let a shit bother. I can't do this anymore. I wouldn't, that would never fl- That was creepostatus to me. Even the dudes, if you requested it You were a freak to me. You were a freak you were I tried it was like you might as well be a swinger

I tried to do I tried it once just to see if they would do it and they did it. Yeah, they got it I would never for like to I'm gonna say one or two years out of my eight year I went to Catholic school for 12 years, but two of the eight years in grade school. What Funny how two of the eight years I would I pretend like like this You step to the side you bless yourself and you throw it in and I would just go no you put it in then bless yourself And you would fake it. Wait. Why why why didn't when you do it? Because it gets stuck to the roof your mouth. It does it takes like shit. Yeah, it's rice paper I kind of like that body of Christ. So what did you do up? What what? So what did you do with it? What I loved it stuck?

Yeah, I like that. Yeah, I just did a stainless island pretending you took the pills Leave it in the pew Tommy if they would have caught you you would have been fucked Yeah But I think I was leaving it for it. It was like a trailer bread crumbs right to your locker Like don't take it past the seal You have chosen Someone left with the Eucharist. Uh, all right, let's do one more.

Then we got a wrapper up here, gang. Uh, this one's from Brandon, Tendell Homo, just subscribed. Is it garbage that furniture in your garage, like a recliner and a sofa? Do you remember down the shore? Yes. To me, that is the height. I understand that it's trashy. I'm not trying to say it's not. It is the height of luxury for a teenager

or other 20s. Come on. We're out there. It's a house you can crank heaters at. You can have beers. You would say it depends on the aesthetics once that garage door opens. It depends on what it looks like out there.

100%. Yes. It's like being on like a porch. That's is it nice or not sure No, I agree if it's good. Yeah, it's good. If it's bad. It's garbage. It's fucking terrible. It is It's like planning the seed of like a punk band Recliner Like a blink when any two songs

Recliner Where you said I love you Yeah, like a blank one any two songs The recliner in the grand Where you said I love you Actually not bad I didn't print it what do you get my guitar? Do you remember the stout you're watching the fillies during that storm with the door open? But that was a very classy version of it down the shore because that was a very nice house. Yeah growing up Wasn't that I mean it was I was the classiest version I ever had of it. I mean, it was unfinished garage, like, you know, whatever.

You're looking out on the bay. That's kind of on the bay. And also it was nicer. Furniture was a big screen TV. We used to do it as like, we would find, my buddy would, my buddy Justin would find a couch on the side of the road. He would throw it in the back of my buddy's pickup truck, take it and he's like, oh, we can put this in my garage.

And we just put like, use couches in the garage. And we'd sit there because we were a lot of smoke sigs in the garage and we sit there because we were allowed to smoke sigs in the garage. Set up somebody's garage. Oh, man, that was a game changer. TV's in the 90s where I had like a 10 inch screen, but like a 50 inch projection 90 pounds. Yeah, 180 pounds.

They were the kids. Really? It went so far back. I remember those before big before flask. There's a two before flat screen. Sony made those real big ones the big silver ones that were like kind of Flatscreams they were Flatscreams but everybody had it was so deep and they were so fucking heavy Hmm crazy could barely fit up their with door yes, brutal. I've done every time hangin' on my buddy's garage. Got a handle of pop off vodka, like the pull, just like pop off.

Like a $9 handle of vodka. We were drinking screwdrivers all night. Listen to Billy, we just discovered Billy Joel. Oh my god. And we did, we were 16. I'm fuckin' 19 screwdrivers deep. Crankin' a marble mile. Oh my god.

And I fell right into a picnic table and smashed it like I was Chris Farley. I was like sing us a song. That's why you walked out on Phil Collins. I can't do it. I've seen this story before. I know how this ends. He got halfway up the screen door. Nope. I'm going to bed. Never again. Never again. Gang boys, we fucking love you to death. I love this shit out of you. Gang, check out stuff Island. You guys got anything else coming up? You want to let the folks know?

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I want a personal attack against me I'll handle this the boys have absolutely You're following me so nice you can buy tickets to all their live shows at rUgarbage.com I'm sure you listen to stuff out but if you don't you got to check it out it's absolutely amazing podcast. I love these guys. Thank you so much. Of course.

Of course. Check out their Patreon. It's like and it's got just linked to stuff. What I say linked is like yeah. Limp describe. We've been on their page on indeed. Got no traffic. We've done a bunch of their Patreon episodes. they do a cooking show that we've we've done a bus

They have a crab boy will coming out from down the shores coming out on their patrons gonna be in order as well But check it the fuck out. There's a shit on account Tommy a master in the fucking kitchen It's going nice and the bedroom. We just started a 10-dollar tier. I Was in my seat. Tommy, did that you'd be apoplectic. You do much more. That's disgusting. You do much worse. You got caught jerking off where you guys record the podcast?

Yes. That's wild. That's a public place. Open it out, pants down, or under a blanket. Yeah, Zazteaks were on the floor. I actually went underneath because I was still wearing my I changed into some running shorts Those are nice. I went down. I went up this way five inches. You must be Anyway, thanks for bringing that up Chris. Thank you so much for your friendship. Yeah, and future

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