Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Glenny Balls!

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

Are You Garbage presents internet sensation Glenny Balls! We're talking best beaches, eating ice cream, and when to move out. You know Glenny Balls from Sundae Conversation w/ Caleb Pressley, Barstool Sports, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, Burger Reviews, Bussin with the Boys, Snacked, Only Stans, The Rundown w/ Dave Portnoy and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/garbage today. Lucy Goods: http://lucy.co/garbage Thrive Market: Go to https://ThriveMarket.com/GARBAGE to start saving. The sale ends 8/31—don’t miss it. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Gang, we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I'm an incredibly special guest. He was the day for the first time. You know him from his time over there at Barstool to the big stars over there. And you know him from the Sunday conversation. Give it up for Glitty Balls. Happy to be here, guys. Look at him.

Just found he was 28. I thought you were 65. Did you really you? Man. He's an old soul this one. He's got the gold bracelet on. You look, you should have a checkbook in your back on. Sometimes I'll be talking to people, and some people will say I look young.

Most people say I look a lot older, but I think that's a compliment. I don't think you look older. Which one's your son? I think you carry yourself old. Yes, yes. You're a, you're a. I'm an old soul. I always say I attribute that to watching friends growing up instead of watching Sweet Life of Zach and Cody.

So I watched Friends when I was about eight years old to about 12. But, yeah, I think that's a compliment. I'm about to be 29, so I'm closing it on 30. I'm responsible with my back again. Closing it on 30. And, yeah, I'm 29. Hey, can I ask you guys a question before we start this? Please.

I know you guys just mentioned, you said, Kevin's your best bud. Are you guys actually best friends? Yes. Or is this, or is this just podcast best friends? At this moment specifically? Or, no, I mean, we've been best friends for about 15 years. Who would say him your best friend? We've been, I've known him for 15 years.

So he would be, my, sorry for asking. You guys married or single? To each other? No, not. It's open, you know what I mean? I'm married. It's a marriage of convenience. I'm married.

He's married as well. So were you guys, groomsmen? Oh, man. What's going on here? What are you on? Were you on the Reddit page before that? No, I was just, is that a thing? Did they talk about that?

Kevin, Kevin. It's Glenn from TMZ. Why wasn't Henry at the wedding? Trying to get into an escalate? That's how I equate my friends. I think there's like, there's best friends, then there's groomsmen, then there's maybe bachelor party, then there's, okay. Hold on.

That's because you're 29. Yes. That also goes with you saying that you just started a jersey short rewatch. And then you also said that in high school, you guys would dress up as the jersey's your character doesn't watch it. We would not dress up as the characters and watch it. You got real high school musical vibes. Going into, we were eighth grade, going into ninth grade was when season two premiered. So season one obviously popped off.

And then we did a big season two premier party. There was zero alcohol. We were 13 years old. All the girls are wearing their tight skirts, which sounds weird because they were 13 years old. We were all wearing our guido stuff. We spiked our hair or everything. It was a fun little. It was a fun thing to do.

Posted the photos on Facebook. A couple of snacks at the house. Our cool mom was the head of it. It was a fun time. It's a church of a shore, man. It was a cultural phenomenon. Nothing like it. That and Lynn Sandon, you were the two biggest cultural phenomena.

Lincenton. I remember the night that that kid popped being like, what the fuck's going on here? It was the day before the Super Bowl. The day before the Giants of the Super Bowl. Never forget. Day before the Giants for the Super Bowl. And then the next day, actually, the Giants won the Super Bowl. That Monday night, I went to the Knicks game hoping.

the Giants would be there. They all were. And it was also the second game of Linsanity. It was against the Utah Jazz, I think. I mean, that's all right. Yeah, and Linsanity was true. Yeah, this is funny. Unbelievable. It's like a sports omen act, it's kid, for New Yorkers.

A time capsule of the early 2000s. I like it. I had my jersey. Let's go back. Origin story. Hit us with it. Origin story. Long Island kid.

So my whole family is from Corona Queens. Okay. My parents met and grew up my whole family, like all my aunts, uncles, everyone. So actually my mom and her two best friends married my dad and his two first cousin. no way yeah a package deal they call that this explains the groomsman thing yes which that's going to shatter when you get when you get in your 30s by the way i thought it would be a nice thing to dictate your friends by show you think you're going to be talking to a groomsman in five years but um yeah so whole family from corona queens like my grandparents are all from corona my one grandpa is

from greece actually and then um yeah so they all met not my dad was 19 my mom was 16 when they met kind of whatever now. It's a different time. Corona queen. Different time for that. Might a little bit in the 1800s. All they were doing back then was neck in and getting nicely. So they were 1916,

many corona. And then, yeah, pretty much my mom, her two best friends, married my dad and his two first cousins. Get the fuck out of. Are they all Greek? Are they Italians? They're all Italian.

All Italian. Is that what your nationality is? Yeah, I'm 75 Italian, 25, 25 Greek. So my, New York Italians always have a twist of Greek and they don't like, they don't love it. Well, I had four grandparents,

and so one of my grandparents that was Greek, from Greece off the boat from Greece married my grandma they all passed away but my Greek grandpa passed away in like 1983 and then he was actually I believe he was a gambling addict so he owed his Greek family a decent amount of money no shit and then cut my family off so I don't know any of my Greek family

so I kind of consider myself full town that's old country shit I like that the Italian's really got to you in there so I don't know any of my Greek family I know none of my Greek family one of my I'm the only Greek family I've met they live in Denmark now and apparently apparently he um so my grandpa his name was Odysseus Haricope

he apparently worked to put his brother through NYU to become a doctor and then he put him through became a doctor and then he said oh do I either want to be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond so stay in New York or go somewhere else he randomly decided to go to Denmark he moved to Denmark out of the blue and he became like Denmark's leading autism doctor wow so if you look it up I think you can look up Demetrius Haricopus Denmark he's like Mr. Autism

like they have a book they call him Mr. Autism So is holy It says DeVitius Arcoa's Mr. Autism. He's like their lead autism doctor. I think he's passed away now. I never met him. But his daughter and her son. His daughter and her son came to America a few years ago.

He's like I'm talking to one of your aunts the way you're explaining this. But either way, so I don't know any of my good family. Sure, sure, okay. Let me tell you something. New York Italian family, if you're on the wrong side of that, somebody's crushing you for generation. Sure. The way he just described that. Tell you what, I don't hate that move.

I tried to play football at a prep school after high school for that exact reason. for that exact reason. Big fish, small pond. Yeah, that was the Greeks. But, yeah, so they're all from Corona. I moved to Long Island. The family did. Me and my parents moved when I was from about three years old.

Then the other two sets moved when they were about my cousin. So they migrated out of the city. It's an hour in Long Island. Yeah, South Shore, Long Island. So I live in Malvern. My other family moves in Franklin Square and East Meadow. So South Shore, Long Island. Ready-made vacation.

I like that. It's a great place, man. 15 minutes from the beach, 45. from the city. It's unbelievable. I've been doing my little hot guy walks on the boardwalk at the beach every day. I drive down there 20 minutes, 40 minutes each way. It's a great walk. What's the go-to smoothie

these days? Smoothies, I don't do much, man. The chocolate milkshakes. Yeah, smoothies I haven't been doing much, but I just do my walk and then there's a great pokey place. It's fantastic. I love Long Island. I love it. It's a great place. Yeah, if that's all set and done careers over, you retire in Long Island, is that ideal? See, here's the thing. Everybody's out there. Here's the thing. I love it. Bid, sorry to cut you off, but

we've always said this. We're from Philly so it's like it makes it that much harder to get back to Philly I would move to Long Island if I had my family if my family was in a heartbeat it is a that's that's problem too is everyone always tells me they go when you're going to move out when you're going to move out when you're going to go to Florida when you go to Nashville or something I'm like all my friends and family are here and it's and it's not like it's a disease to be from New York but like you don't you don't everyone says you're going to leave I'm leaving in a coffin you don't leave no one leaves sure the only way people leave out of Staten Island

maybe who's saying that to you some guy working on his card at the house next No, it's just a bunch of my buddies always been like, oh, not my Long Island people, but, like, people are your dreams to go to Nashville, Glennie, what happened? No, it's showbiz friends. Why don't you move here, move there? I love Nashville. I love Florida. Like, I would love to move to Delray Beach, Florida, but people don't leave. He even does the New York, the New York, the New York, Delray Beach.

I love Delray Beach is amazing. It's fantastic. I love to leave. I love you. I can't. The old ball and chains keep him here. Do you, have you been to Delray? It's the best.

It's a little mini, Fort Lauderdale, an hour from Fort Lauderdale, it's. That's fantastic. People actually call... That was the most Long Island shit I've ever heard. People call it fucking Sixth Borough. Glennie Ball's calls it. I go out, I go to Del Rey. I go over the one of the bars in Del Rey,

and it's all these people that have left, that have gotten the courage to leave, and just all these old Italian guys. That's very, that's Tampa for Philly. There's a lot of, a lot of Philly Jersey guys. What a great place, by the way. Tampa. If I could pick it all, if my wife would go, I'd go,

I'd go in, I love Florida. I actually recently, so my three places I would move to New York, I would leave New York for that I've said, is Nashville, Delray Beach, I've recently added St. Pete's to the list. Oh, it's really St. Pete's it. St. Pete's a shrimp cocktail, I bet. St. Pete's beautiful.

Right on the water. Maybe you can get a friend with a boat, you know, on your own boat. Of course. And then just great restaurants, great ball. Yeah, St. Pete's fucking awesome. I love some. I've never heard a 29-year-old. You've got to find a guy with a boat.

You don't want to own a boat. You're 55. You've already lived the whole life. Hey, one of my best friends has a boat on Long Island, then it's awesome. All I got to do is, hey, pal, you want to hop on today? I don't got to upkeep it. I don't got to do anything. Find out Glennie some young-looking, older retired guy with the whole life

moved down to Florida and then popped up. He's in the witness protection program. I think at some point, though, Florida should be on my list. Buddy, you're dressed for it. I mean, come on. Isn't this is a Florida? This appeals to me like almost like a New Mexico. I'll give you that.

Glennie didn't like that. You do not like that. You bring me on here and embarrass me? I'll be laughed out of Delray Beach wearing a shirt like this. I'm only 25% Greek. This is a Nashville shirt. This is a Nashville, like. Scottsdale shirt.

It ain't a Long Island shirt. Scottsdale, I get, I don't get your Nashville, Florida connection. Where does that come from? It's like mint chocolate chip and strawberry. What are we doing here? Well, Florida is easy. I mean, we go to, so for our work, Caleb lives in, he lives in Delray Beach. So we go to Florida all the time.

So a lot of our work there, and also a lot of people we interview, like a lot of rappers, a lot of celebrities live in Miami. So we're in Florida a lot. So, actually, I mean, the first time I went to Delray Beach, we had a video shoot with Riffraff, I remember. and it was a Saturday in New York it was a blizzard coming in the north so I was like I guess I got to

go down early so I went down early I had a buddy that was staying in Del Rey he said oh come hang out in Del Rey for a day I said why not and it was I was like what is this oasis on the beach it's there's a place called sandbar it's packed everyone was watching football and then there's a drink specials are great there's this little Eli Manning went for 19

for 23 this is in 2020 this is a 2021 it was probably Daniel Jones but there's a little area called the ad shops bars restaurants and it's right on the water that way of beaches it's it's an unbelievable place sure not funny I'm right there with you I think the reason why you appreciate all that stuff is going

back to Long Island you know people that don't know it whatever we have Timmy D in here breaks down how good the food is the way everything's organized and we used to go out to North Fork a lot on the other side the farms of this to that it really is a

you know a mecca yeah I really cannot speak too much on that because I'd never go out there Mullets and all that stuff yeah most of the county is sure might as well be the south suffolk county's crazy yeah they really draw a line of what county they're from out there well it's nassal county or suffolk county or suffolk's kind of like the rednecky area sure say so those are the hamptons it's i don't even consider the hamptons i mean i've been in the hamptons maybe less than five times in my life i'm going what's a what's a vacation like growing up when you're growing up where you guys go we did a lot

of road trips actually with everybody with my family my mom well so my dad's side is where we hang out with them like every sunday i was with them yesterday all day so we'll do something we did like a disney trip um Vegas trip, which was fun. I did Vegas when I was like 10 and 12. I had a great time. I did it at that age, too. It's honestly an oasis. I wrote a report. For your dad's second marriage. No 28-year-old says Oasis.

No, no 28-year-old. You know what? Vegas, off-strip, and Oasis. By the time he hits 45, you're going to be unstubed. For a 12-year-old, Vegas, it was one of the most fun the time. I wrote a report on it. I had so much fun because we went for March men, so my dad and my uncles, they did not breathe

fresh air. They stayed in the sports group. Literally the whole week. But then my mom and aunts, We took us around. We went to the Aquarium at Mandalay Bay. We went to the Wax Museum at Venetian. We went to see the Pirates at Treasure Island. What's going on here? We went to Fremont Street. Went to the stratosphere. At the Venetian. It's a really fun time for a 12-year-old. It's down there shooting dice at the Belagio. No, I didn't get it. I wish I did.

Trown the pants off the devil. I don't know what he's saying, but I want to get a straight. You're a good shit, dude. But in high school, we did a lot. Me and my parents and then my mom's side, my aunt and my uncle, and they would let me bring a friend because I'm an only child. We would do, we did a lot of road trips. Okay, like, where's cool? So we did, just a sea shit. I like to see stuff, I'm not really a fan of- I'm not a fan of going to the Bahamas and just sitting on the beach.

Now I think I would, I've just never really done it. You'll do the beach, though. Of course. Hour, hour, too, up to the boardwalk, find a nice restaurant, have an appetite, or relax. I don't want to sit at the beach all day. That's not how I roll. But I love being in the water, too. The problem with the beaches, though, you go to the beach.

No one wants to sit in the water all day. I want to sit in the water all day. So that's my problem with the beach. You want to be in the ocean All day Really? I thought you're going to slap you Freezing out

I would sit in the If you get a nice water Like a Delray Beach The water's nice and calm Maybe get a few waves I could sit in there for five hours No shit What about waist high

Before I even start pruning Don't matter It's what do you do Waste tie I'm not the best swimmer So I'll maybe do belly bun Maybe maybe tits I'll probably stop at tits

And you're hanging in there Hanging I never met anybody Well it kind of depends on What water is though Delray Beach, the water is usually not too crazy. It's almost like a lake consistency. What's going on? No, I'm saying it's almost like a lake consistency.

But Long Island, like Long Beach is where I go to... This November at the polls, we can change it. This is where I go to Long Beach around here. And it's sometimes it'll be really wavy. So you can't stay in too long if it's wavy, but it's fun to be refreshed island just like water. But the road trips we would do... Road trips we would do, we did one to Montreal,

to Toronto to see the Hockey Hall of Fame, then to Cooperstown to do Baseball Fame. Love that. That one year, we did... I loved the... I'm still a huge Black East. fan great band we did we drove to dc went to a baseball game there went to see the black keys in north carolina then back one year we did you guys are doing these are like 10 12 out

with your family you went to black keys yeah i was obsessed with the black keys how was your dad uh 62 but um so i took then one year we did like a big baseball one so we did pnc park rigley field then on the way back stop and cleveland did progressive field and then wow yeah so there's like fun high school trips i enjoyed nice i like baseball like i just like baseball stadium school sick. What was the car you guys were doing this in? I think we were rent one. You went like a van or something?

Yeah, like I'm an only child, so we have two cars. So I'm, we don't have like a van, so I think we would rent a car if I had to guess. That's smart. Got the family in there. Vacation with a friend? It was, it was nice. One time, one of my best friends, Taylor, he's, his family, they got some cash and they, uh, I met season tickets.

So I brought him to, in 2013, I brought him to the Black Keys thing with us in hopes he would bring me to the MLB All-Star game and the Home Run Derby. Kid was moving and shaking back then. Got to go to the home run derby. I did a little under the table deal. Uh-huh. Yeah. What'd your dad do?

What'd you remember my dad? So my dad is actually a janitor, and my mom is a, uh, she, not a doctor. She's not a doctor's office at a place in Forest Hills. They've, so Monday, Wednesday, they're in Forest Hills, Tuesday, Wednesday, they're in Upper East Side. She just, like, runs the office kind of. Gotcha. She would say she's the office manager. What was the house growing up?

What are we looking at? Normal. Single family home? Single family home. Got you. Yeah. Three bedrooms? Um, two.

Two? Two? My parents had a bedroom and then I had a bedroom. Then I'm in my basement now. I hang out of my base, but that's my little chill zone. Wait, you're at your parents now? Oh, yeah. Are you based out of there?

Or are you not at that's, is that where are you getting mail there? Yeah. Are you getting mail? Well, because I talk to him, he's like, I'm in town for, you know, whatever, a couple of weeks or whatever. Well, we travel so much. So you're just, you're, you're nomadding it and then. Pretty much. And then if I'm not nomading, I'll be at home base.

Yeah. Like, a lot of my friends and everything's saying, like, oh, when are you going to move? Like, dude, right now, we've been, for the last three or four years, you've been doing Sunday conversation. We travel constantly. Right, yeah, of course. I like to be home. When I'm not traveling, I like to be home. It's nice.

Hang out with my friends. See my family. Relax. So I personally love it. I know, and people are like, oh, you're fucking 29. You're about to be 29 and live in home. Fuck you. What are they doing?

I don't pay rent. I, hey, see my friends. I have great food. It's fucking awesome. They ain't got shirts like that. All right. I'll listen to. People, they look down on you for living home.

You save a lot of money. It's good. Dude, you're living the rat race in Murray Hill. What are you nuts? You're hanging out with Riffraff. What do you? I have no reason. Currently, at this moment, no reason to leave.

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You're doing pretty good. In 29, still, I mean, they're doing it's nice, man. They'll stay at home to 40. I'm supposed to say my mom's the best cook, but I like to go. He said, she's not. No. Your dad? He's got a few good dishes.

Hold on. Our barometer might be, he might be his expectations of an Italian mother. Now, he's got a few. He could have some grandmother in Sicily. He wants some things as mom's trash. No, so even on Sunday dinner is my aunt cooks. So my mom, she's got two. dishes up her sleeve. She's got a pastichio,

which is awesome. Pastitia, of course. Fantastic. Two dishes up her sleeve. And then she does do it. I don't want to sound too basic. She does make great chicken colors. I do love her chicken colors. Those are her two. And then my dad, but I have... He passed off the Long Island if you... Buddy, that's all you on. No shit. And then my dad for some reason makes a fucking fantastic meatloaf. And he does a great lawn of pork. Those are his two.

And, uh, but yeah, my mom, Christmas Eve, she cooks for us Christmas Eve because we all do my mom's side of the family. And I don't I don't look forward to it. What do you mean? What's respect for her? I don't. I don't know this. I tell her. She, I don't look forward to it like my christmas i like to drink a lot on christmas eve because i'll be with my dad so me and him will hang out watch usually it's football game on now then my mom's family will hang out of the dining room but i just i'll have like the mozzarella and like and the meat and the sandwiches i don't like to do that she makes horrible pasta what do you mean what do you

drink what's your good do drink you what do you like a cocktail christmas eve um christmas eve i'll do i really mostly drink um like shelters and then i'll do some vodka i'll get into it later But, I mean, the last three years, I've been introduced to martinis, and they absolutely changed my life. Yeah. What are you and your pop having on Christmas Eve together? He likes to say, he drinks what I drink. He mostly was a beer guy.

I used to drink beer, and now I don't need more, because that was a lot of extra calories. Buddy, you ain't lying. So I retired from the beer game. But, I mean, that was a lot of cats. You look, yeah, you're a guy who could put down a couple of beers. When I sit down and look up the calorie, the calorie intake of what I used to drink in a night. It's like $3,800.

I used to drink, like, Bud Heavies. I still drink butt heavies. Yeah, and I would have a lot of them. It's scary to think about. This guy walks in both worlds a little bit. So now I'll drink seltzers, and so if I'm going out, if me and my buddies are going out, I'll probably pregame with some seltzers, and then I will switch to vodka.

Or wheat, vodka soda. Yeah, do vodka soda at the bar. I can do, then I'll, if I'm having a bad night, I'll maybe get some shots. And then sometimes you cross the line, and that's bad. You're doing shots of vodka? Yeah. What? What?

You're a Russian hitman? Big time. I got all my friend. What? What did you? Titos. I'm a Tito's guy. Warm, chill?

I'll do either one, man. Really? Yeah, I mean, if it's too warm and gross. I remember one time I was at the hard rock in Atlantic City. I literally, my nose wide open. I literally think they put it in a microwave. I still think about it to this day. That was disgusting.

But, I mean, chill, regular. I could do room temperature easy. But really my favorite drink now is I love martinis. I've been not big. Dirty? Yeah. Not too dirty, though. I hate when it's extra dirty.

Filthy. Tito's dirty martini. No vermouth is my order. And I got introduced to it about three years ago. And it's truly a change. Do you know who turned you on to that? Yeah, so this lovely, he makes great cooking videos at Barstool. You ever see Chef Donnie's?

Yeah, of course, yeah. Chef Donnie. Amazing. And we were on a, we were doing a thing called Storm Chasers where, like, yeah, we're doing storm chasers. We were in Memphis. And we was like, you know, you got to try a martini. Because I would literally go to a restaurant, a nice restaurant, and order two shots of Titos and a Diet Coke. And I would take the shot.

Yeah. And I would take the shot and chase it with a diet of Coke. Like a, like an animal. Like a disgusting animal. Hold on a second. That's the first 29-year-old guy thing. You said. But that's even still rough for 29.

Nah. Yeah. Compared to everything else? I know, but I'm just saying shots at the table is like a, that's a wild choice. You're sitting down with friends who order a martini's. You're going, let me get two shots of vodka and a D.C. The kicker. Heat it up.

What? I was too many. I was a disgusting item. It was gross. And then he introduced into martinis. And since then, man. A little more refined. I love them.

Yeah. Anything else in that circle of my tie, this, or that special occasion. Not really. I'm trying to think. Like, I'll, you know what? what I've actually had a few years ago for the first time, and I've been making it myself since. I was made up with my buddy one time in Miami for a drink,

and he was having this beautiful, this beautiful fluorescent drink, and it was a nice pink drink. I said, Hey, pal, what are you drinking? He goes, dude, I'm drinking a watermelon. I says do him, I says he says. A fresh watermelon juice and vodka.

I have it. Oh, that'll take your tits in. For last summer, I bought a juicer. And now, just to get fucked off. He has literally to juice my own watermelon. I made a video last year, me making it on my Instagram,

I mean, it's fucking insane. It's like it, all you taste is watermelon. You could load it up with vodka. You only taste watermelon. And it looks nice in the glass when you're sitting up to wood. It looks beautiful. You could take a little, a little triangle piece of watermelon garnish it. Yeah.

When you do that at your parents' house? Yeah. My dad saw me making a mixed drink in his house, putting a watermelon garnish on it. Man, you are glassy, this guy. When I do my martinis, I love martinis. They've changed my life. They've changed. Now that I'm getting older, I love dinner.

I really do, like, dinners a little more. That changes around 30. Yeah. Yeah. And I look forward to martini. Like, I was saying we travel so much. Like, I really look forward to a good hotel bar martini. Yeah, I'm right there with you. Yeah, we travel with good, like, six, seven people.

I look forward to going out to the hotel, getting some martinis, hang out and talking. It's what you look forward to you when you travel. Mm-hmm. Jesus, nice. I feel like I'm talking about a more mature me right now. What the fuck's going on? I want to go, two things. One thing.

The room at your parents' house now in the basement. I would love to get a look at that. It's bad. What? It's bad. See, I don't... You strike me as like a neat person. Organized, laid out.

I'm not saying it's gross. It's just my childhood basement. So, actually, a few months ago, Caleb stayed with me for two days. And he said he was, we were having fun and he like, he woke up the next morning. He's like, where am I? Anybody else got a headache?

I see red and blue. I see red and blue walls. I see Eli Manning on the wall. Where am I? He was like, oh, fuck, I'm in Glenn's basement. Like, I got met stuff everywhere. Like, it's my 16-year-old room. Sure.

So there's, he's in a sleeping bag. Red and blue walls. There's Rangers and Giants. Is that for Rangers, they're red and blue? Giant Rangers and Giants. So everything's red and blue. I actually have, you know, it's a hilarious story that I have in my basement. So there's this, so there's this girl from Long Island, she's this girl, she's on OnlyFans right now.

So she used to have a partner called Mish Witts. I don't even know what I should say this. She's, because she's different. You actually, like, blud her out the name. So there's this girl, Mish Wits. So this girl, Jackie and Michelle, were two girls that were, uh, were, um, Making, like, photos of themselves. They would print out posters of themselves, like in lingerie and stuff.

And we knew them from growing up. So as a joke, sorry, I knew Jackie. I didn't know Michelle. So as a joke one night, my buddy got drunk and bought me a poster of Jackie, a signed poster of Jackie, who I've known since I was in eighth grade. Wind up is, poster comes. They ran out of Jackie posters. They sent me a Michelle poster, signed poster from this girl.

I have it up in my room as a... I have it up in my basement as a joke, but I never met this girl in my life. Two years ago, it's Nick's playoffs. I'm watching the next playoffs in Delaware Beach at Sandbar. Where else? Who walks in? No one. My buddy hits me.

He's like, dude, that's Michelle. That's the girl you have the poster up in your basement. She's sitting right next to what's getting injured. I have to tell this girl I have a poster of her in my basement for the last eight years. So I hit her. Really is the six boroughs down there. And I'm like, and I'm like, dude, this is going to sound so weird. I've had a poster of you in my basement for the last eight years.

That's not weird at all, man. What though? She was like, you bought one of those. You were the guy. I'm sorry, but I. did actually bought the other one but they gave me yours can i interest you a little down there yeah so it's just stuff like that like i got uh man i got some cool stuff down there i got some like henrik lunk was signed stuff like i got when we did drake on our show we got to sign drake

rhapser's jersey was yeah that's awesome so i got some cool stuff down there how long as it been your room since you were 16 you're like since you were 16 i thought it was your basement at 16 it's my basically my basement room now it's my room but they do laundry down there how dare they yeah you kind of like we got a freezer down there i got all my hawaiian shirts on a rack what's in the freezer in the basement steaks yeah I just put like six steaks in the other day actually I'm where where you did Stu Leonard's you guys ever go to Stu Leonard's but I I know it's you guys would love it man so man this guy knows us stew leonards is do you ever have your birthday at Stu leonards if they offered birthdays I

would do it don't they yeah I believe they do they do they do they yeah yeah maybe not on Long Island but I know like up in the what is that one in Long Island too yeah I'm I assume he's one 15 minutes from me I go every Wednesday it's my little The ones in, like, Connecticut, on up. Really? It's because it's a grocery store, but it's not even a grocery store. It's an experience. It's, they make it a maze.

You just walk through a maze. You walk in, they got the sweets immediately. You got to walk through that quickly. Have the bagels walk back up that quickly. Not today, Lord. By the way, do you hear him say he goes every Wednesday? It's his little weekly meditation. Who the fuck says that?

This past Wednesday I did my two-hour boardwalk, walk, then drove the stews, got my steaks, and drove home. Okay, where were you food shopping growing up? King Colin. Yeah, classic stop. I mean, I really do the food shopping. Yeah, yeah, that was Claudia's job. If you said you did, I wouldn't be surprised. No, that was Claudia's job, but it's also not.

I'm going to get an order in. Yeah, so it's, but it's fun. Like, you walk through, it's like a maze. They got the vegetable area you walk through, then the dairy, then the meat. You see food, it's a cool place. What, uh, what was your first car growing up? I never had, I've never owned a car. You never owned a car?

You drive? Can you drive? I can drive. I just drove my parents cars. I have my license. Yeah. But yeah, I've never owned a car. He's not a fucking idiot.

He drives his parents' car. Insurance game. Why would I have a car? Nothing's in my name in case the other foot comes down in the basement. I don't need it. I don't need it. Okay. All right.

Yeah. I mean, I'm sorry, I never owned a car. If I did have a car, I mean, it wouldn't be that exciting. Something sensible. Yeah, I'm not a flashy guy. Sure. What are your parents driving? Hyundai's.

My aunt, I think, works. She, like, does advertising for Hyundai, so we all have Hyundai's. So we have always had, my dad's always had a sonata. My mom's always had in the launcher, just one different make of each. Perfect. Yeah. It's perfect. Okay, be a good student growing up

Had to be Good student Had to be Charming the pants off them teachers I'll tell you that much I'm trying to think Elementary school I think I was a normal student

Nothing crazy And then high school I remember I was about as average As it comes like a few years I was on a row A few years I wasn't But honor roll for us was 85 So basically you needed to be

That's not average That's not average No way above I don't think an 85 is way above What are you talking about Maybe for Compared to everybody else Well actually you know

I went to a Catholic high school on Long Island and there was three tracks to get into so you either be in Honors A1 or A2. I was in A1 That was the average. Dead middle. Honors was the smart and then A2 were the dumb kids. They would, they didn't even let them take a language. They legit, we would have to pick

between Latin, French, or Spanish. The A2 kids, they would only make them do sign language They had to learn sign language. Oh man. Yeah. But so I was in the average I was in the average area and then I was 85 to do it. But there was a few, like, I definitely wasn't smart. Like I cheated a lot in physics. Got to. Sharp guy.

I was a good Scantron reader I was very good at the Scantron side-eye Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah And then I did do one really bad sheet I did one really bad sheet Junior year Spanish I alleged we had

We were Blazers So I they gave us probably like 10 possible essays and Like what it was going to be The essay topics And I went on Google Translate and wrote all 10 in my pocket And I tried to look at them

As I was doing the test And I did do that That was the worst cheating ever did And you got to get away with it I got done with it Yeah you go I'm trying to think of the worst I don't know if I've really gotten caught

During a school Did you take your SAT Yeah. What'd you get? Do you remember? It wasn't good. No. I'm very, I think it was maybe 11.50.

Out of 16? Yeah. Again, that's... Well, it was 20... For me, it was 24, but it was the writing part too. You couldn't have got an 11 out of 24. Does that make... That sounds low.

No, that does sound low. But, like, I got, I got denied from Penn State. Okay. I think bad. I got it to Penn State Altoona. A prejudice against Italian. I got, uh... You didn't go to Altoona?

No, I didn't go there. Where'd you go? I got waitlisted from Towson. I went to you, Albany. Okay. So I'm the next perfect example. I went to you Albany. I think I got denied from SUNY Cortland.

That was the better one. And then I got into SUNYonanta, too, I think. So I wasn't the smartest, but I wasn't the dumbest. But there was a few, a few categories. Well, actually, I was bad at math. So when I went to U Albany, went there for three semesters then I transferred to Baruch right here. Yeah, sure. On 23rd in Lex.

And I had to take remedial math when I transferred because I was so bad at math at Albany. So I had to do a whole semester in the shitty building down the street from Baruch for no credit. Damn. What degree were you going for? I never even had to, I didn't even know. I didn't have to... It takes math in college. You take math in college?

No, it was... Really? What the hell kind of question is that? It was so basic. It was remedial. You had to take it to even get the credits to get a major. So I didn't have a major. I never had a major.

When I dropped out. Would you graduate? You didn't graduate. No. How many of have a... I can't get a fucking read on this guy. What year did you... Why do you say it like that?

What do you want to go back and finish your degree? No. What's the point of doing that? I... I told you about the cutlets. I'm already in the basement. I mean, when I told my mom was, when I was thinking about dropping out, I was like, hey, most people go to college to get their dream job.

I was working at Barstool, I had my dream job. There you go. Why am I staying? What's the point am I staying here? Listen, you might not be the smartest? Very wise. Very wise guy. I always say, I'm not the most book smart.

I'm pretty street smart. Very. Very much. I think a lot of people think I'm pretty dumb. I'm pretty fucking street smart. You see the guy eating the ice cream. I'm actually pretty fucking street smart. I'm pretty savvy.

But, yeah, no, freaking. And yeah, I just think it was very, it was stupid to stay. Why stay? I also needed, I would have had, like, to do extra time to get even a major because I was so behind because of the remedial stuff. I was like, why not just fucking drop out? What would it have been? If you weren't doing this, what do you think you sports?

Not like sports marketing or something. I truly don't know. Like, I would think, I would have said that, but I don't know if I really, because at the time I was such a bigger sports friend than I am now. But, um, I don't know. I don't know if I ever could have seen myself doing, like, an office job. I think I would have had to, like, work in a deli or something. If you wouldn't completely with it.

They're the only two possibilities for a guy from Long Island. A deli. They're either working a deli or any office managing. Well, it's such an interesting. Goley for the ranges. Or slice and proshoot. It's such an interesting thing to think about now. Like me and my,

like I have my group chat of 10 best friends. There's 11 of us on me 11th guy. And we've been in this group chat every day for 15 years. I don't know what it is. Yeah. And everyone's a fucking accountant. Like everyone's an account. And they kind of like look down,

not that's something to look down, but it seems like my friends, they'd look down on normal good jobs. Like they would look down on a fucking bartender or something like that. Like bartender is a great. job you make a lot of money of course like I think I could have done maybe something like that but I don't know if I would be a great bartender I don't know if I would have been cut out to be

a accountant I don't think I could sit in the desk and do it not it's not you Glenn you're both way wrong all right if it went real left you'd be owning businesses whether it's a mattress or this or whatever and you would build an empire crazy Glenn's appliance store something like that I think I could do go on the crazy Glenn you would own a chain of something

in Long Island millionaire you'd have the house down the beach that no way you're sitting in office I mean that sounds nice I just yeah I don't think I could have done the office thing that doesn't that I don't think that's me And um yeah not in that shirt what are you crazy I'm thinking of rolled in other businesses like I've been saying recently I want to do when I'm older and gray or hopefully I have enough money to do it I would love to own like a floating tiki bar in Florida I think that would be fun I got to be the bartender on that Like what you're gonna own it and be the bartender? Yeah like on like is it like a like a bar ever seen a floating tiki bar? I don't think I know they got a bunch of them in the channel in Tampa Bay We saw one going past

To the Jersey Shore It's a boat It's like it's a fit It's a tazateiki bar on you just sit in the middle And you talk to people A hundred percent Gotcha Yeah I think that would be fun to do

I pictured more of like But I pictured more of like an Alcatraz I don't know if that would be the most lucrative business idea So maybe if I have enough money to do it I'm older I would love to do that Sure I don't know I mean there's a lot of them They gotta be turning a profit

Get a bridesmaids party or something down there Sure Trying the pants off of them I wanted to ask about high school A lot of extracurriculars A lot of clubs a lot of this oh no really so you know what's actually fucked up to this day so freshman year I got cut from football I never I had never played football before

and we were all my friends are trying out so we said we ought to try out but my class is about 525 graduating people so people got cut freshman year that's a big Catholic high school yeah yeah yeah people got cut fresh me here so I got fucking first cuts like I couldn't it's like I always had great hands I really did but it's not like I could be a fucking receiver so I had to be a lineman and I got cut first cuts and I said to myself what else could I do? I tried to be, I tried out for the shopput team. Got the job. What am I saying got the job?

I made the team. I made the team. You're an old soul. Let me start Monday. What are the benefits? So I made the team on shopput and the shop, it was like Ben was Bears. It was like five of us, a bunch of random weird kids. And it was pretty fun. We wake up, Saturday we'd have to wake up at 7 a.m. Go to the meets in the van and go to ICAN Stadium. And it was fun. It was a cool little camaraderie. But I wasn't very good. I think my best finish was third out of fourth, one of the meets.

And then we would joke around a lot I remember the first Our only coach we had I think he was this guy Tom The first thing he said to us When he came in He wasn't even didn't work at the school He was just it was part time

He came in and said Just so you know You guys are not gonna have fun On this team if you don't know how to laugh Like if you don't know how to joke around And then next year He cut me and told me I joked around too much What

So I got That same bagging son of a bitch You're probably stealing all this study You're burying them So I fucking So yeah he cut me And then that was Listen I'm kind of a star around here

Glad Back me up That was it for me with extracurriculars, really. I don't think I did any after school. I don't know. When you said the thing about your friends and I figured that like a big friend group. I do get like a high, not high school musical, but in my head looking at that generation is like everybody was doing stuff. There was about 10 of us.

A lot of them are on football. Some of everybody's played baseball, basketball, but I did not partake in any of those. Like I cut in football, like I said. Obviously, I can't like basketball basketball. Can you still link up with those 10 guys? They're my best friends. Yeah, but how often are you linking up? They're all in Long Island or are they in the city?

So one's in Tampa. Okay. Two are in Tampa, actually. So two in Tampa. One's in the city. One, a few of them are married. One's in Chicago. One is far out in Long Island.

So there's about five of us still in my vicinity, like a 20-minute vicinity. One of them is married, who's my best friend. I was the best man at his wedding. I'll see him once every a few weeks. I'm also traveling a lot, too. Then I have my two best buds that they just moved into an apartment five minutes from me. Together. Yeah.

So I go there all the time. So I see them all the lot. The boys. Yeah, the fellows. And then we'll travel, we'll travel a lot together. I'm not traveling with Caleb and I got free time. Like, hey, why not? Let's go on a trip somewhere.

This weekend we're doing, we're going to Nashville this weekend. So. I love it. Okay. So you are the only one of the squad that's still in the basement. I actually was thinking about this the other day. I think I am the last, the last, the last link. You're killing it.

I think I am the last one that's still home, which is kind of scary. What are you talking about? Whatever, dudes. Dude, you put it perfectly. You're killing it. The meatloaf, the cut. I don't view it as a bad thing. I view it as more of like a lifestyle choice or like a consequence to your

current position. How can when I say I want to move home with Patty, you say that's bad? Because you're a loser. This guy's, this guy's killing it. He's 29. You're 49. Sharp. There's a little difference.

But that's what I said. So literally, I just stuck because. He's drinking beers. We're so close to bar stores. So I just stopped that bar store on the way here. I just say hi to everybody. I saw my buddy Danny, who's security there and we were talking, great guy. Great guy.

28-year-olds, don't talk like that. Staten Island, great guys. So we're talking to him. Don't hold that against him. I haven't seen him since three years. St. Greek, no big deal. So we were talking about updates and life. He's like, oh, you think you're going to move out to you?

And I was like, dude, there's no, there's no, I don't see a point. Like, until this travel slows down, what's the fucking point? I know, I understand. Yeah, yeah. Really, what's the point? I know, I agree. I don't, yeah, I don't view it as a bad thing. I view it as like, you're running and gunning so much.

We live a very similar lifestyle where it's, you know, you're all over the place at all times. And sometimes you can be like, you got to go tomorrow type. Yeah, I mean, you guys are traveling all the time. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot. And the travel life, it's, it's fun, though. I love it. I would put on 50 pounds travel. It's a good time.

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I mean like what? To try to stay healthy? Not even healthy. Just try to stay in the right mindset because when you're traveling so much, it could just fucking fuck with your head. Like, what's a tip you have? I think you probably travel more hectic than we do. And you said there's like six of you guys?

Yeah, there's six of us. Nice. Well, we've tried to take a little bit of control back from kind of all of the, so like, we'll fly to a place and then go city to city to city type thing. And what we did was we invested in a very nice conversion van that we have meet us at whatever city we're going to. our boy Ryan D drives out and picks us up

at the airport Then we're in that That then takes us From city to city So we have our own seats It's our home away from home In there We got a TV

We can do pods in there Everybody has their own Assignancy It's very We know what we're getting We're driving with a friend That's our with the boys The vibes are that much better

Than we'd rather drive For six hours together Laughing bullshit in there Than a 90 minute flight because the 90 minute flight everybody's all scattered you're just the it's tense you're up in the air the ankles are swollen up you got a couple of you guys know what you're figuring doing we're we're

we're learning I was gonna say you're asking us we should be asking you but do you like catchers mitt leather is that does that something that grab you what do you mean catchers mitts we got in the back seats really real night everything's embroidered so one of my questions is the you just said who's the fucking host of the show well sorry you just said Ryan D is the he picks you guys up is he had the driver two

full time he's the drive he's the drive you guys have to argue about who's going to drive no he drives full time Nice, man. See, that's awesome. But he did it for a long time. White knuckling it behind the wheel. We would drive. Yeah, we, it's, it was four hours from one show to the other.

Not very pleasant. I like a drive. I love driving. I love driving as well. I can see that. A good road trip is, it gets me going. If you were in the, right, you're driving, there's a guy riding shotgun with you. So now, listen, this is old, I'd be, I'd have the whole team.

You do? I'm driving, right? Yeah. Taking the responsibility. I got five, six souls on board that I'm in charge of. I think he's going to surprise you on this. Are you going to say who gets the music? No, if there's a guy riding shotgun, does he have to be awake?

Come on. What are you nuts? That's tough because, I mean, so he should. You're three hours into a six-hour drive. My answer to you is that he should be awake, but I understand if he's not, because I've been in that position, too. Me and my buddy. Just got out of a nice lunch. Me got a turkey club again.

Me, my buddy did have dropped to Florida a few times, and as he drove the whole way. And I know as the passenger, I should be aware. wake at all time. Is that just two man trip? Two men trip. I know I should be awake at all time so he doesn't fall asleep. That's a tough look. And there are sometimes when the sun's going up and you're 17 hours in, you knock. Wake me able to get to a waffle house. Yeah.

You knock and it happens. So you know what? People say that all the time. You know you should. Let's say you're tired when I want to cancel on plans. You know you should go but you stay home. Sure. So you should be awake, but not everyone does. There's plenty of ball logic, maybe. Unless you need some type of navigation,

I always looked at it like, I drive. You go ahead I want to have that. Yeah, but if, no, if you want to sleep, then you go in the back and let someone else check in with me. It's just the two of them. No, dad, he's allowed to sleep then, I feel, because it's like, hey, man, we're going to switch back over at some point. I might drive. Did you drive at all, or he drove the whole way? My buddy, Johnny, he's been a, I'm not going to say a pro driver because he's not a professional driver, but he's just always been the driver.

As you can get. That'd be him. He's always a driver. We'd go to get lunch in Brooklyn somewhere. We go to the city. Wait, when? When would you go to get lunch in Brooklyn? We'd go all the time.

We'd like to just do shit We'll go find a place in the city When we were in high school We would just go to like Smoney Gardens all time Place in Corona that I love We were just like if we're not doing anything on a front of night We would just go to the sit drive to the city and get food

Just might be hard to peg down But how old were you you made your first reservation Because I feel like it was probably At a young age At 13 Calls up Gallagher's hey it's me Glennie I don't know because when we were really Open table guys

We were in high school doing these like fun like little trips When we were drive an hour to go somewhere We thought it was the most fun thing ever. It would be, we wouldn't really go to restaurants. We would just go to cheap eats places, kind of. Like a barbecue. We used to love this place, John Browns in Long Island City, a barbecue place. We used to go to L&B, Sanordy Gardens all the time.

There was a place that's closed now. It was called chickies or something in the Lower East Side, and it was a fried chicken sandwiches. So we'd go to place like that, and not to reservation places. Gotcha. But that was always a fun thing. Sure.

If we're not partying one night, why not? Like, I remember one night, man. It was so cool. We drove to the city one night just to drive around because there's nothing else to do. So we drove to the city. did the hour to the city and I was actually the driver that night probably two or three of us in the in the car he's sharp guy he's recounted he's recounted like he's a cop

like given testimony it was a very tourism kind of way I remember we were right outside Radio City wait till you hear this you're gonna plot it and I had just gotten my license so I was a new driver and I don't know when to go stop a CEO like when do I stop I pulled it was starting at 19th at 11 p.m.

James City's bumping so I'm in the middle of the crosswalk as everyone's crossing by and this pretty good looking lady probably i don't know when i'm 16 i don't know what she was probably 25 30 now yeah you can never tell walks by i'm in the middle of the crosswalk by myself in the car just pulls up her dress and sits her ass on the put of the car ah and i was like wow that's man only in new york not night made year we'll be right back 60 year that made my night to this day made my night sure new york you want to hear something awesome that happened me yeah within like the last year so it also

It coincides with this. It goes, me and my buddies getting food. Coensides. The word choice for a 28-year-old Long Island. So this was probably about a year ago. I landed in JFK. I was gone for a week or so, whatever it was for work. I landed at JFK.

You ever been to Wohop in Chinatown? Yeah. So me and my friends have heard how good it was. I've never gone. So we've never been to Woh-Haw-Haw. That's crazy. So we never had really gone. We said, let's try Woh-Hop.

They pick me up at JFK. We got a car full of us. Johnny's driving. My three buddies are in the back seat. We're driving at Wohop. we're on the Manhattan Bridge as one is we're on the Manhattan Bridge

traffic's dead dead stop traffic so we're going slow we're going slow as we're at the foot of the Manhattan Bridge into Manhattan look to my right there's a building going right here in my right big windows you know where this is going and it was awesome so this beautiful lady walks out

she's in her robe and she's looking this way to her TV the bridge is over here to the left she legitimately I kid you not second floor island with her turns to the left takes her robe off like she's in a movie, like it's Adam House, like this, and then starts oiling herself up in front of everybody. And I'm hitting Johnny, I'm like, I'm hitting my buddies being like,

are you guys, are you guys seeing this? And then she drops, drops the robe, starts oiling up, and it was boobs everywhere. It was unbelievable to see that in person. And then like, to the car to the right of us, there's a dad, shewling his daughter's eyes, looking at us, giving us a thumbs up, like everybody was seeing. It has to be her thing.

She's like a voyeur, I guess, or something. Yeah. No, you're the voyeur. And I'm just like, dude, this is, I've been looking at windows my whole life. For this. For this, I've been looking at windows every time I walk by a building to see a boob, and I finally did. I could say to this day my 20 years of life, that may have been the happiest I've been in a specific 10 seconds span. I know.

I understand. I saw, I once saw a girl. I was with my father-in-law. It was on the corner of first and first, right? We were at a bar one-in-one right there. Outside, nice spring day, having some beers. And there was this woman just drunk, having a good time, partying. She had her top off.

And the cannons. And she's spinning her shirt around her head going, take your pictures. Take your picture. And we were, oh, fun. Not the classy princess that you saw. Oh, my God. Nice girl was a good.

I have an even worse one now that we've mentioned that. Oh, my God. I forgot this even happened. He's starting to show a little cracks. This one's almost like not even horny. It's not even fun. But so my aunt is from Cuba. She's off the boat from Cuba.

She's married into my family. Her dad passed away. This is probably 10, 15 years ago now. But they were also incorrect. That's how she met my mom. So we're at his funeral in Corona at St. Leo's church. This has to be maybe 2009, I would guess, off the top of my head. And we go to the funeral.

I'm sitting there with my mom or maybe 10 rows back. And they're in the middle of the funeral mess. And I start to hear like plopping. And I'm like, what the fuck is? I turn around. There is a fully naked woman walking down the aisle in church in the middle of this funeral. Fully naked. Honestly, kind of.

Kind of hot, but stacked. Pretty nice boobs. How old did you see she was? She was probably about 50. And she ran up on her, like, went crazy. The altar boy had to take his cloak off and wrap her up. The cops came. It was.

Damn. She know the deceased? She was just crazy. I think she was a crazy lady. And she was yelling nonsense. But that was one of the weird. Damn. It was kind of sad.

It was kind of sad because as a younger guy, I'm like, oh, wow, I would love to enjoy these. But I can. But the scenario. Mental illness is a real good versus bad. Sure. Yeah. When you go to a restaurant, you get to Frank Kalamari, and they give you any old. Dolly dip into the mariner, ruins it.

I'm with you. Disagree. Whoa, bad take by your big man. Really? Look at you. All right. Oh, dude, I'm an Ioli fiend. You are. Feend. I was doing for a while. I should keep bringing it back. I was on TikTok. I was just doing Chipoli Ioli reviews for a while.

I respect it. I love Chapoley. Just in the Calamari category, you like to keep that traditional, other than the sauce. I also don't like Calamari. I'm out on it. Anybody in Long Island notice? My friends, whenever we go to dinner, they love it. I'm like, hey, you guys enjoy them. I'm going to back on them. I don't disagree with it. I don't like Calamar.

I've recently turned a corner on it. We've had it. It's the same everywhere. It's okay. Let's get a little crazier. Let's take a bigger swing. I figure you have that with every meal. It's not that I don't like it.

It's just there for me. You think it's pedestrian a little bit. Yes. It's very pedestrian and it's just there. But like you said, like everyone's had it. I do think a bad one is horrible. I don't disagree. And a great one is really good.

Sure. Nice crisp on it. I love them. They do Rhode Island style with the cherry peppers in it. I was going to ask you that. That's a good. That will get me in there. With an aoyle.

That would come with an aoli. Yeah. Cherry peppers are one of my most underrated things in the world. I love cherry peppers. Okay. And green chilies. If you guys ever had those? Best topping for a burger.

Sure. I understand that. Very sophisticated. I like it. Huh. I got to stop talking about food. Every podcast I do. It just becomes food.

No, that's what we're talking about? It says a lot. What do you mean? I know. What kind of mayo growing up? And now. Hellman's. But people love Dukes.

That's the sophisticated. Dukes are the QP, the Japanese mayo. People love that. Sometimes that's too much of me. It is. And something in my head, I'm like, this isn't an American sandwich. I also recently ordered QP Mayo off, because during, the dark web. It was a few years.

It was, I ordered sauces on Amazon way too often, but it was a few years ago. I was watching guys grocery games was my COVID show, and they were always using QP Mayo on that. I said, I got to try this. I ordered it off Amazon with the nutritional facts. I said to myself, I can't have this. I think it's like 200 calories. A lot of egg yoking that bad boy. I said this is, we need to put this away before we get two out of hand.

I recently took a chance on mics, the one that. Jason Alexander's pushing everyone's pushing that all right is that the they do the mustard too it's like a cool design yes it looks almost like a caricature of a city almost like a bob's burger kind of yeah yeah yeah yeah it's fantastic i don't know i like to stick to my helmonds but i love man man's too good it's a gentleman you got to uh what's your favorite pizza place in the city not favorite just one of you or whatever what do you like um i mean i don't really get too much pizza in the city i will say because uh dave always says that this was his favorite he always love John Zipleaker so they would always send pies to Barstool and I always thought that

I was one of my huge they would always send it and I would all thought that was one of my favorites because I do think this is a fair thing about pizza I had tried Defar in Brooklyn back when the old when Don was still alive and it was uh I don't like pizza fresh out of the oven it's almost too hot that I loved getting Johns Laker to Barstool delivered he was that perfect temperature I really like Johns and Bleaker I mean people just look down in it now Joe's I like Joe's a lot Joe's is a great knock around but I haven't had any of the really big one I I haven't had scars. I haven't had the industry.

Yeah. I really love, like I mentioned before, L&B Simone Gardens. It's not a regular triangle slice, but it's so good. Simone guy, Pomoni guy? I don't really like the ice. Just the,

have you ever had the pizza? No. Never there. It's basically Sicilian pie, but the cheese on the bottom, the sauce is on the top, life changing. Guys like me and you,

we can put down six. Love it. It's like clouds. You're eating clouds. I never heard that before. Oh, when I was at my biggest, I would put down a good. No, referred to as clouds.

Yeah. You're an old soul If you had one, they're clouds I'm telling you You're an old soul But I think a man gets to a certain point Where the Sicilian Start to become

You need a little change up Yeah Big fan of it I'm honestly not the biggest Pizza person in the world though I don't go crazy for pizza I mean I don't really know What I go crazy for

How do you get your steak cooked Medium rare How do you cook it at home Medium I'll try to do even rare I like rare What are you cooking on? I've been doing a lot So I've recently got a cast iron

Like a year ago I recently got a cast iron a stainless steel pan i've been doing reverse searing a lot which i which i think it works perfectly okay so i put it in the oven for like eight minutes at 390 pop it out have the hot pan go and just throw it on there for like 45 seconds each side and then it comes out pretty thin i got i will say cook a pretty good steak how does that work in the house it's your mom's kitchen kitchen kitchen kitchen you got your own stuff what's going on my mom she i always tell us her she knows this she has a horrible palate a horrendous palate so she doesn't even like she eats like she eats like chicken

salad she makes chicken salad for the week and eat chicken salad she doesn't eat she's not a food person She just, um, is that the way it is in the house? She'll, you guys sit down and have dinner when you're home? Yeah, usually. But she'll have like, she'll make her own shit. Lunch, whatever. Yeah, she's not very, uh, sat like a few days ago, for example, I made some steak and I said, Claudia, have some of this. You call your mom Claudia?

No, okay. Sometimes. With a wing. That's a joke. Yeah, like Patty. Yeah, I call Claudia. Like, she's on my phone is Claude. Okay, that's funny.

But, um. So you'll cook sometimes for everybody for the family. Yeah, all the top, mostly, if I'm doing it. Like, I'll usually handle my dad. He usually eats what I eat. There's some steak tips out there if you need it. But he complains about fucking chicken, too. And I mostly try to do chicken.

Because I've been trying to shed out a couple of LBs. I've been doing all, like, ground chicken, chicken thighs, chicken breasts. You got it to grill? You get the grill? I've only done it once this summer. Hmm. I actually plan a video posting tonight of steak on the grill. I made steak on the grill for the first time last week.

Was it filet? It was two rib-bys in the strip. I ruined. Kind of nailed it. Ruined a bunch of fillets on the grill. Follay on the grill sounds scary. I fucked up. The whole grill is.

It's a very intimidating. Yeah. And you need a lot of time. behind you get okay with it and then people when you see like really skilled people they're like oh this one's on the fire then we're putting it off the fire we know that's it over here I watch like Michael Simon videos and he's doing that it's like a magician I can't handle that

the grill is very scary to me but I mean I love it you said something's fun you said something earlier about the pizza which which got me thinking about something is there anything that you prefer the next day cold I love cold pizza but you know what actually I've been fucking loving

cold like really loving cold I mentioned earlier the place I've been going I did my walk on the beach and then I go to this place Sherry Blossom in Long Beach it's a pokey place and it's so it's one of my favorite meals

I've been having it's unbelievable like the spot that's a little spice in there with chili oil they put on let's make spicy Connie with it then they add in this marinated tuna

it like toads everything down but then I fucking bring half of it home and I have it the next day I'm not even have it the next day cold I'll just open it a few times a day take a bite put it away and just that would be my little

if I'm ever hungry I'll just pick it up have a bite put it away Screaming cold sushi is awesome yeah yeah basically I mean Poke is basically deconstruct a sushi. It's divine.

Well, you're digging into a meatloaf or anything like that. Whatever leftovers you got, you take the leftovers home from the restaurant? Not. There's not many leftovers to bring. Yeah. Respect. I don't really. I don't know.

I mean, it's different restaurants. Like, my favorite restaurant is this place, Luigi's in Newhead Park. So I'll bring home their pasta a lot because they put a big fucking. Is that something you would have cold the next day later that night? Yeah. I've been trying to not have to not have too many full leftover meals that once again with the pasta. I'll just bring it out and have a few bites to put it back. And that'll be my satisfaction throughout the day

And yeah You drink milk with dinner growing up No, is that a thing? Yeah Really? Yeah I was never a crazy kid like you I was really a big milk person

I mean growing up I was probably banging out Like fucking Coke with dinner Sure Me and my mom were fighting about that yesterday She was she was trying to blame I was trying to blame her

The reason I was a big guy growing up She said no was you You're always hungry I was dude You're the one who's supposed to tell me no Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Man it's addicting

You're always hungry Now she'll give it to me sometimes Because I did a Theo's podcast Recently we were talking about it And I said my mom used to fucking supersize me. She would, they would let me get supersized when I was a kid. That's crazy.

So you know what it actually was, though? I think it was my dad, because my mom always worked late on Mondays. So I think I was said that my mom wasn't home when he would be like, oh, let's go to McDonald's and I would order a supersized. Like, dude, you can't let me fucking, you can't let a child supersized this. I remember doing that one time my mom going, who the fuck? Like, what are you nuts? It's like six pounds of fries.

Love it. The fries are the worst part. I know. They're the best part, but. There's much fries. That's what they get. Friends are the worst part. The fact that that was even a thing.

It's wild. Do they still do it? Can you still supersize? The government stepped in. Yeah, it's like this is Morgan Spurlock. He passed away, right? R-I-P. Wendy's was talking about bringing it back?

It's a biggie size. Wow. Which didn't compare to the supersize. Super-sized. Well, a few years ago, McDonald's, they did the, they brought back a Grand Mac. Can I remember that? And I had a few Grand Macs, they were good. I had a chicken one.

Really? I thought it was gross. You like me and you may have different different food things. Which is crazy. Yeah. What hypes you up? Like what's your death row meal? I don't know if I got to say that, but McDonald's will be on there.

Really? Yeah. That would be your top fast food? Uh, fast food. This is a whole other argument. Kevin, go check out the car or something like that way. Fast food. I would say, like, of the big three McDonald's, Burger King Wendy's.

The big three. McDonald's. It's not a college conference. But, uh, my personal, I mean, my personal favorite, honestly, my death row food would probably be Outback, Outback Steakhouse. Really? I am fucking upset. I've actually been telling my friends

that when I, so I'm close to losing 300, 100 pounds from my top weight of ever been, when I finally hit that 100, I want to bring everybody outback for a celebratory meal. But how was your sophisticated pallet blending into that corporate chain? He's the Long Island dirtbag That's what I was saying. I feel like you got

are they getting up sophisticated? No, you're just an old no, no, no, no, no. I do. You're very well spoken, very articulate but I see what you're saying. Growing up. I mean, growing up. Outback was my, like out. When I make people ask me if I could do an Australian accent, you know what I have to say to them?

I could only do it in the Outback, in the Outback Reservation. Oh, okay. Actually, that's your answer for when I did my first reservation. I was probably 10 years old calling Outback. Holy shit. And I would do it. It's the Outback Steakhouse and Island Park.

So I would go, good day, mate. That's calling the Outback Steakhouse and Island Park. A call ahead seating, press one. The curbside to go, press two. If that's you, Glennie. It's me, Glennie. Yeah. And that's the only way I could do an Australian accent.

I can't say anything else in Australian, but I could do that because I called so much going on. I went out back a lot But I mean, it's so good You go out with the boys now Four or five of you're at dinner or whatever How are you split up a check? Well, you usually just go straight down

I like to go straight down Split it all the way around Yeah, because I mean I think Everyone has good jobs I think we could all swing it And especially like there maybe there'll be some nights Where I'm not drinking Very rarely but there'll be nights

Where other guys aren't drinking And I think it's what am I gonna fucking be like It'll wash itself out Yeah, let me take off to When you're as good as friends as we are They've been friends for 15 years Like I do I do think it all washes out.

Sure, no, I, of course. It's very, very rare that me and my friends Venmo request anything from each other. Of course. Yeah. I think that's a, that's a close new money. And that's also a way to lose friends because people, some people are a little weird about money.

You Venmore Christmas for $8.75? What are we doing? Especially, like, before you leave the restaurant or whatever. It's like, oh, you know, hey, you get it. I'll Venmo you. And then it's like, hey, you owe me $13.50. You're like, buddy, I'm not even in my car yet. We're very much a goes back around and comes around type of career.

Which is the correct way to be. You have to be. It makes you sad when people are Yeah, but I think those people find Each other and it's like then That's just like you're that way with money So naturally your friends are that way with money And the people that are a little more

Good tip right, man Yeah, at least 20% And then let me all go more But like actually like a year, two years ago I was in Charleston South Carolina For the first time in my life Love it. Great place Great. And I was actually with my best

The guy was best man for, I was with his wife And her other friend from high school And her three friends, she lives in Charleston So it was me and five six that I don't know I'm not talking to any of them. Two of them are my just friend, girlfriends are from high school. Oh, no. What's this move?

How the fuck do I handle this? Wait, how long? Wait, there's two years ago. So I'm like, famous. So like, as a, as a dude, do I have to just pay for this? Yes. Whole bill? I don't even know, I don't even know the other three girls.

One of them is married. It was, so what? So I hit, it's the girl's name is Sarah. I was like Sarah. What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? How do we just put this thing up?

And she was, I think we all just put our cards in, thank God. I think that's fine. Because women are slitting. Women are scary when it comes to... Fully, it's not the 1940s anymore. Listen. If it's women, I'm interested in, I pay for everything. A woman I'm interested in. But I'm bringing a family over.

But it's absolutely not. Where it's girls, I don't know. I don't even know. I don't even know. Married bros. I didn't. Three of them I didn't know, and then two of them are my friends in my school. If I don't know somebody, and it's like, I'm not jumping on a grenade. They wouldn't do it for you.

I will say if it was... It's not what it's about. God damn gentlemen. Oh, let me see this. You're married. Yeah. you're at a restaurant on a Sunday after a little event with four ladies that your wife works with what are you doing there oh that and you're you do well whoa you know that's

an order I think you got to pay for yeah you got to pay for it all right that's all I want to I want to fire that I was going to say that before you said before you insisted that I'd do it because I would have said that I mean what are you going to do what are you going to say we have to split this up we're going to split it two ways this way and then you guys take the other third the other Or I think would have to do that. No, so you would have, I guess you would have to do that. But once again, one of them is your wife. So, kind of the same thing.

Like, I was just saying that dinner I was at. Let's say it was me and my best friend's wife, who's also one of my good friends, and our other friend Sarah, if it was just us three, I probably would have paid for that. You jump on that, yeah, yeah, yeah. But three random girls I never met before. Three broads. I ain't never met him. I ain't talking, I ain't interested.

Yeah, I never met. I don't know anything about him. Sensible. Always been somewhat sensible with cash? Yeah, I think I'm pretty good with cash. Yeah. Any stupid purchase once you started making money. Not even like insane.

Not like a yacht or anything, but just something you're like, man, I shouldn't have bought that. Insanity Life Size? Yeah, that jersey or something. That was a mistake. I don't really buy too many things. I'll maybe get like something that's a few hundred bucks. A few weeks ago I was up to beach with my buddies. And my buddy's brother-in-law had this awesome chair.

And I said, dude, where did you get that chair from? I bought that chair. Oh, during COVID. Beach chair? Yeah, it's awesome. Please. Call park it. It's fantastic.

I just got it delivered the other day. I tried it out. Unbelievable. Perfect. Where in the backyard? Yeah. I just tried it because it's elevated. There's a cooler on the bottom of it.

There's a cup holder and it holds our build very well. I like it. And I mean, during COVID, because I was so bored, I bought an inflatable hot tub. Is there a pool or no? I wish, man. Like I said, we had a little blowup pool growing up. I wish I had a pool. I mean, that's probably my end goal.

I would just have a nice pool. Just a nice pool. Because I see all my friends are all these rich kids and they have sick pools. They don't even go in him. It's disgusting. It's disgusting to see. It's a very long-out thing to say. They don't go in it.

They don't go in it. They never go in it. All my friends have had great pools. They never go in it. They have these beautiful pools, and I would die for a pool. Are they all in ground? Yeah. So my theory, he's going to push back on this.

They're not that great. They get real warm in the summer. Nice, above ground, cool water. They'd be in every day. Sir, all pools matter. I don't think any floor. I will take any pool. But eventually, when I'm older, I would like a...

Stand in the ocean for four hours. But I'll happen. Like, my end has them. that I'm all out every Sunday. They have an above ground pool. I go on every Sunday. It's beautiful. I just love being in the water.

It's a great thing. But anyway, yeah. Do you have a bathing suit or you wearing like basketball? What do you do? Big time bathing suit. But yeah, it sucks. Big time. Big time.

I would love to have a pool. What were we talking about before that? Pools? I can't remember. Hot tub. Hot tub. Yeah. So I got the hot tub during COVID.

Set that up at the parents house. Yeah. It was awesome. Is that still there? No. I mean, it was like four years ago. But it was a hole in it. We couldn't find the hole.

We bought stuff on Amazon to, like, try to soak it down to find where the hole. We couldn't find the hole. So we had to throw it. It was worth it, man. Those, those hoppers like 700 bucks. Yeah, the cheap. I got it every night during COVID. Any pets growing up?

We've always had Rottweilers. So actually, actually I take that back. Took a left turn. When I was, until I was about four, we had a blind Akita. Okay. And then. Japanese guy? Oh, that's okay.

Other Japanese? I don't know. But they were blind. She was a blind Nikita. And then when I was in first grade for Christmas, Santa got me a, take those. down, Santa got me a, um, Rottweiler. Her name was Kiara. We had her from when I was in first grade till a senior year in high school.

Okay. And then we had Madison about two years later. She's another great Rottweiler. She was amazing. She was literally like a puppy, like a poodle in a Rarler's body. And she passed away last year. She had bone cancer, RIP. You already here?

And then literally, three weeks ago, I bought my parents a new pot, a new Rottweiler. Oh. What was that? You got a fucking puppy at the house with a meatloaf and the cullet? Yeah. What are you nuts? She's a fucking menace. She's hell.

I was up all night because of her last night Yeah, that's brutal She cries every night But she's, I mean, she's in a great house We treat her well, but she's fucking She's a menace I want to move in there She's a menace

But we just got her and we named her Shea So she's a Shea is our new current Robweiler She's like, I think she was born May 17th Wow Who's what does that come from you? Dad, Rottweil Did he train them or what? No, so actually my uncle owned a candy store in Corona in the 90s

And they wanted to get a rock Our dog just to guard the candy store So he At night? Yeah So his buddy had long-haired Rottweiler, which I think like one out of a thousand when they're big long-haired Rottweiler's.

It's scary. And he got her and he loved her. And then we got Rottweiler's shit. So then we got Rottweiler's shit. I love Rottweiler's. I love Rottweiler. It's like a junkyard. Yeah, she was, no, she would live at the candy store.

She didn't even go home. Well, she would live in the backyard of the candy stores. She was a big friggin, yeah, she died October 13th. No, October 15th, 2005. Diabetes, I assume. She was old candy store. I don't know why I remember old. Yeah, that's crazy.

Yeah. She actually passed away the day I remember I went to my first Ranger game. It was October 15th, 2005. Wow, I mean, this guy. What was the first concert? Hillary Duff. Okay. First few concerts for Hillary Duff.

Really held up. Yeah, that in fifth grade, my dad took me and my best friend, which is hilarious to look at in retrospect to you at the Coliseum. It was Danity Kane, Pussycat Dolls, and Christina Aguilera. I remember that tour. Yeah, it was awesome. Yeah, it was amazing. It was June 14th.

Yeah, I loved that. I mean, did Jay Z. growing up. Yeah, that's great. I'm trying to think of other concerts. Who was the most famous person you met as a kid? It had to be somebody juicy on the island. It had to be like a kid.

It's probably like. I was such a big sports where I was going up. We used to do like the, like I would go to like Steiner's sports. When I was a kid, I met like Henrik-Longquist, who's like my number one person ever. Yarmory Yager. I met them both at the same thing.

I remember Yager was $90 for an autograph. Henrik was only 20 at the time. Yikes. Needs the money. Some of the Rangers. I'm not sure I met David Wright growing up. Probably play baseball stuff. Okay.

But I'm trying to think of a bigger celebrity. Anybody on the news? Good celebrity story, actually. Here we go. When my parents were in Vegas, when I was in my mom's stomach. The Mariners were at one night. I think my parents were playing. The Mariners are out one night.

Fucking my mom, my dad made Ken Griffey Jr. rub my mom's stomach. No way. Ken Griffey Jr. magic. Whoa. Yeah, how about that? There you go. But, yeah, growing up, I don't know if I ever met like a real legit famous.

That's a famous person. I mean, I was looking for, like, somebody who won't like this. You ever see Pete Snyder walking around on Long Island or anything like that? Well, you know what I saw one day Recently, it was probably 2007, 2017, 2017, 2018 I was walking to Barstow's old office I walked by Bourdain

That was pretty sick, just walked by Shout out Yeah, I was pretty happy about that I walked by Bourdain Wow, didn't say nothing? No, I don't like to say it's stuff You don't do it, no People I really admire

to scare me. I got anyone we've had even at Barstow on Sunday people scare me Like the first person I think I ever saw that freak me out was Jerry Farrar from Entourage. Sure. And I saw him from across. I mean, he's your fucking, he's your Jesus Christ

being from, you know, being from Corona Queens. Turtle, it was his parent. I saw him from across the way at Barstall. And I was like, oh, my God, that is fucking turt. I was in the name of the E, the vits. You have a Jerry Farrar a T-shirt on? Dude, the people like that, like, remember at Barstow, this was probably 2018, 2019.

The cast of the Jersey Shore came in. It was legitimately like, like the Beatles came in. It was the office shut down. Can't work It's a situation There was a hundred people upstairs Just surrounding them And it's funny to think about it

There's truly if I was in a room with I don't know if I was in a room with Kevin Dillon who's Johnny Drama Or Brad Pitt I'll be more scared about being in the room With Kevin Dillon Kevin Dillon had a great part in platoon Back in the day

Yeah wasn't Danny or rabbit or something right Yeah Killed the kid in the hut Yeah But yeah just people that you really like Artie Lang is a big one for me Sure I love Ardy Lang He walked by me one day at Barth.

I put my fucking head down. And, yeah, just people like that. Like, I love people that I love. Derek, we did Sunday with Darius Rucker. I'm a huge Darius Rucker fan. And I'm remember my heart. Who are you to blowfish? Yeah.

From my heart was a million. From the Mariners. Yeah. It's hootying in the blowfish. Hey, you guys want to hear a fucking six story about Dari's Rucker. That was one of the top moments of my life that happened to me last year, actually. So last June, I'm in Nashville. I'm going to, I went to a comedy show, and then I go to this place,

Sinatra. There's a Sinatra restaurant in Nashville. and I bring this lovely lady that I love to to the Sinatra place Obviously I was trying to impress her And how much of a gentleman you think he was on a date Pretty good. Probably smells great, good shirt on

So Sinatra is also a place, very narrow place in Nashville I walk into my left Darius is standing there with two other people And you had already done the show? Oh, come on! He gets up and comes up to me and says, oh, good to see you And I was like, good to see you, Mr. Ball I was like, dude, get the fuck out of here

that fucking hooty, Darius Rucker just did that? I was like, did you see that? Yeah. She's like, she's in the band to fuck. Darius,

I'm on a date. Back off. That's it. It's like the classic Don Rickles' first and hansha story. But I was almost like that. It was,

I was a dude, did you just fucking see that? That was Darius Rucker. That's great. I mean, I'm taking points away. Who didn't even a blowfish? You don't like who do you know?

That was cheeseball. He's 50. You're, you're, wait, so I don't want to make fun of your age. How old are you right now? I'm not,

I'm not making fun of them. Wait, so what year were you born? He got salty, quick. What year were you born? 1976. So you were fucking 18 when cracked review came out. How are you not the biggest hooty to votebush fan ever? Do you weren't born when that came out?

How are you not the biggest hooty de Beaufish fan to ever live? That makes a yes. I didn't even think of that. That's when it hit for you. 18 years old and that's when hold my hand came out? You're, didn't like it. What'd you like? It was all grunge old 70s and stuff like that.

So in my eyes, it was like whatever. So you were all like, nervous. Sure Stone Temple Pilots Sure How do you feel about them He's nailing you We're gonna have to end this

Before they Before they start ramming each other Wait why you're saying I'm not saying I love some type of pilots No you just you nailed him Like he is Nirvana Imagine me and him in an argument

How many Crucified It would be like Fighting a smarter version of myself The intimate details So that's what you like though That's okay for a guy like you So you're a moron

What's your dream concert? My dream concert Him on stage playing the guitar What music do you like? If I go on your playlist right now, what are you listening to? Nothing. I don't listen to music that much. Okay.

Sure has a fucking opinion on it, though. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. I mean, like, listen, I was just sitting on a garbage scale. Not like including the Blowfish is like it's, they got kind of nickel back, I think, and it's fucked up. I don't disagree. All right. So I'm not crazy.

Yeah. No, they definitely, people had that feeling for them for a while. I think they're kind of back now because they've been touring. I went to the tour a few years ago. They're great. And, yeah, I think. Listen. Hooting and the Blochish.

Glenn. You don't know him that well If fucking Hootie and the Blowfish Walked up to him when he was on a date He had a fucking outback steakhouse He'd be slipping out of his seat, all right So you don't have to defend yourself You're right

You're all class And I love the shit out of you baby I know your English ain't good But that's Darry's record Good friend of mine She speaks fluent English But that was pretty cool That was amazing

That in the boom in the window And I didn't mean the top moment for me No that in the booing in the window We're two of my top moments Love it What do you think It's a fucking old class What's what he's talking about?

That was nice. That was a great compliment. He's all class. Buddy, you are on. I mean, sharp. Yeah, sure he's got dirt under the fingernails just like everybody else. He's Long Island kid.

Not your actual fingernails, just in general. But yeah, I mean, all class calculated. Well, you know, kids, good. Good kid. You have one of those little brushes in the shower you did the nails with? No. No. Is there anything garbage wise you think that we never got to or garbage?

What's skeletons in a closet? So my question to you guys, is garbage being, is good, right? It's good. It's welcome to the party. We're all dirt. We think everybody's garbage doing it. And so's being classy. So have you given me the verdict yet? Yeah, I think you're all class. Listen, you're... I'm not garbage? You are. You're from Long Island.

You're from Long Island dirtbag. You're trash. But you're doing... You're in your parents' basement. Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, listen, I can... You're sharp. I can easily spin this narrative that you are a full-fledged dirtbag. I want to be garbage. Sure. But if you go that route, the Holy Eastern Seaboard's getting away. I know, but you're...

We've got to have guys like you that know how to... You're trying. You're, you're, you're, you're, you're, you're very, you know, forward thinking. You're, you're doing well. Not even like career-wise, just like, listen to you love Outback Steakhouse, you do. Are you a dirtbag? For sure. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. Are you also a guy who's, you know, well put together? You're taking broads out to Sinatra. You know, Aeoli. You're doing a whole thing. You're, you're good kid. You're good, exactly. Walks in both worlds, good kid. I'll take that. I just want to be a little garbage. You know, for sure. For sure. Don't worry about that. But you're doing good. Yeah, I feel like you guys were, you guys reacted.

Like, I'm some sort of, like, Southern kid that has a rich, like, that comes to the rich lawyer's dad. Yeah, you had an inflatable hot tub in your parents' backyard. You're sleeping in the giant's locker room in your basement. You're a dirt bag. I like that we couldn't find the hole. In the area of the big toenail. Probably down there. Okay, that's perfect.

I'll take all class. I'll take all class. That's one of my favorite compliments. There you go. Very sharp. And I just want to. You're 29. One thing I would always say is I would love to leave people, and they'd be like, oh, that guy's a good hang.

You're a good shit. Yeah, that would be my ideal compliment. in life. I don't want to get handsome. I'm not handsome. I don't want to get your good guy. I just want to be like, yeah, that guy's a fun time. They're a good ship. Anything else about Delmar Beach? You want to a little to know? Delray Beach. Where's Elmar Beach is in San Diego, California. Stay away. No, great place. I was just there. The worst water mill matis

ever had. The Pacific Ocean, overrated, though. Very too cold. I don't just, I don't know. You can't go in it. I don't know. That's like an alien thing to me. Pacific Ocean. Hawaii. You'd love Hawaii. Never been. I would think I would love. Okay. Home run. Get it at the grocery stores. Oh, that's where you got to go. All the diners, Dives episodes that he can't go to get pokey on there You're really losing your classy bucket

Hold on classy judgment by you Here's the problem you're going to go down you're going to have it Back to that other place You're not touch it That's the only thing I stay true to my Sherry Blossom I'm a loyal guy But the Pacific coast in California

The fucking drop off dark water It's cold in California sharks It's a cold in California See he's a sharp guy I've been fucking saying that We gotta wrap it up here Thanks guys Yeah of course

This is real fun I appreciate it Love you brother this was fantastic Kibby what do you got for him Guys, we're on that we're gearing up for the tour in September. All tickets available at Are You Good Garbage.com. We'll see you out there. What a home run.

I was shocked. I was surprised. I love you. Glennie Balls, we love you. Hey, gang, we love you guys. We'll see you next week. Please.