Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Groundhog Day w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: January 1, 2024

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Toby McMillan what up boys. Hey pal happy new year, buddy it up for D-bone McScruffens, Toby McMillan. What up boys? Hey pal, happy new year buddy. What up D-Bank. There's somebody out there listening to this who doesn't know that Town Hall is a historic theater. Sure. And he's like, yeah, I got married at the Town Hall. I'd be falling to see a show here. Where did he put the seats?

Yeah, these guys got court. What's the deal? New year, new us, baby. Let's go. And by new, I mean, exactly the same. That's what I was gonna say. I came in here, I'm like, I'm gonna have my ducks in a row in 2024.

I'm gonna be eating right, get off the eaters, cut back on the sauce, and I've been telling you the same bullshit for three years that ain't happening. We will be eating right over the next few months, I think. Yeah, we're gonna be off the road, you know, for a couple of months, which it makes it easier to, you know, couple of good night sleeps, some good night sleeps, maybe some cold plunges, some cold plunges.

Gary Breka. Yeah, it's the booze for me on the road. I can't have a cocktail on the road. That's cookie talk. What? That the booze is bad news. Who's telling you that? Who you've been talking to my sponsor the

Glister red wine's good for the heart sure yeah with the nineteen IPA's eight they're bud heavies I'm off the IPA I will say this I've seen you drinking warm beer a lot more than I used to this guy no cooler needed with the Kipster these days. Listen, that's drinking. I know what night you were talking about. We were at it. We were doing a show, nice little show. A couple of weeks ago, we were doing two little shows

in New York City at the Triad Theater, AYG and friends. And we brought, I brought my own buds because I didn't know what the deal was, so I brought a 12-pack, I didn't bring it, so I was drinking a radiator beers. They were good for the, when they're in there cold, don't hang for about an hour.

That's no. I'm telling you. No, I gotta have him freezing. I like a cold beer. Yeah, sure, I mean, listen, I don't, I'm not, it's not like I don't like, I don't, I love a cold beer. I'm gonna put it to you this way, here's the difference. I like a cold beer, I can't drink I'm not, it's not like I don't like, I don't, I love the club. Let me put it to you this way.

Here's the difference. I like a cold beer. I can't drink warm beer. You can get over it. It wasn't cold. I wasn't cold. And yes, I can get over it. Well, see, listen, it's a strategy.

All my booze bags back me up on it. You gotta, you gotta 12 pack, not enough, not enough cooler, not in a bucket of ice, not in a fridge. There was that fuse is lit. So I get the first like six or seven down pretty quick. Well, there's still cold. You're racing the clock here, big guy. Yeah, by then you're all right.

By then it don't matter. Yeah, me moonshot. I don't know what's happening. I'm already fucking drinking turpentine. Three sheets to the wind. That kid don't give a shit. But I'm putting all those days behind me or I'm telling myself I'm going to it's the new year baby You got to try to do something. Are you not?

January is time to lie baby. Hey last January. I think I went 21 days no booze I think it was I think there was a day or two in there But I did about three weeks no booze. That's pretty good a cocktail socially to in there, but I did about three weeks. No, booze. That's pretty good. I have a cocktail socially. It's an asshole. I mean, it's the season when we're like a cop.

What a guy there. And just when we're gonna just talk to my wife with dinner, what are you talking about? I get busted. I'm talking to my wife. I had a dead-ass kid. Yeah, works go away. That's our walkin' by with like,

Trays and Marta. Yeah, Marta. Man, no booze at dinner. I'm glad to do. I won't go out. I'm asking for the checkbook what the appetizers at the table. I can't. I want to be able to get up and walk away. Can't have a Zambuka. What are we doing here? Look at God damn gentleman sitting here and losing his broad gap and Christ. I can't do it. So hopefully, um, obviously we've

been ran ragged the last six months of this year, right? We fucking love it. Shout out to the bozos in the homies. The tour was one of the best experience of, is the best experiences of our lives. It was crazy. It was awesome. It was so much fun out there doing the shows, meeting everybody. But like we said, we're older guys and we don't live, you know, it takes a toll on you. The booze, the burger. I mean, we were on like a two week run and Tom Cassidy goes,

I can't remember if I had a burger last week, I go, I've had one every day. I've had a cheeseburger every day we've been on the road. And Delta, don't you go changing, I'm saying that. So I'm looking forward to kind of, I don't like to make resolutions at all, but like, you know, I definitely want to get in a better place of, you know, shifting better choices, less debauchery, just straighten it out a little bit. Now that we're off,

we're going to be able to road up and chill in, yeah, make my breakfasts. Just for a couple of months, and then we're hitting it heavy in the spring and the summer. It's going to be fun. Can't wait to get back out there, baby. I cannot say that you think we're abandoning them or something. Guys, we'll be back. I swear to God. We're not going anywhere. And Kim, he's not going to stop drinking folks. Don't worry about that. It's part of the brand. He's drunk right now.

He's talking nonsense. I think this is a screwdriver. I think we should innovate. I think we should move past the New Year's resolutions. We should do New Year's revolutions. Get link up with the CIA. Start overthrowing government. I'm listening to what he got.

How do you know we're not already doing that kid? Hey, man, we bought a C plane. Yeah, can't get everybody to fly it. But yeah, happy to, happy to put the best foot forward this year. You know, try to. I also feel that like, I think, I know a lot of people get shit like to be able to go to like, this is when everybody gets mad at the gyms

Of all these people. I fucking hate those dickheads. It's like let them try. Let them try. They're trying to get better And yeah, they go, yeah, you see them for three weeks. It's like that. Yeah, you're gonna play in a fitness you fucking loser. You're on the treadmill and jeez right now. Shit. Shut up. Yeah, let me a fucking break. God, you don't even got to do that shit. You got to do a little walkin' little slight twigs. Little twigs, twigs. What are they called?

Yeah, so long as you have access to modern medical science. And then what are you doing? Hey, the man who's old is ozempic. You shoot an ozempic into your eyeballs every day. All you gotta do is, you know, walk to get the mail. Shout out to ozempic and a half a cheese steak. Mind you, here's resolution. Let's go.

It's like Mark McGuire giving you batting practice tips. He's like, no, you watch for the guy's release and then you know, juicer's up to the kids. Hey man, watch your head so big, shout out. Guys playing with a fucking rig deck over here. What do you have acne on your back in 38? You explain that to me genetic I might that add it Big back me family man. I

Was I can't remember how old I was when that all happened, but I didn't see any of that until I saw it what the But I didn't see any of that until I saw it what the the fact that they were all juicing When like bonds got so big and McGuire got so big and that's summer. They don't believe it if I'm being I Crushed in the home runs and then all of a sudden like yeah, they're on steroids like oh fuck yeah I remember I was young enough to still like why he was just getting after that's what I think in the gym. I work. He's doing two with days. I figured it was more of like, uh, there was so much magic at that time at my age. I was, you know, 10, 11 baseball loved it. Oh, yeah, they were fucking sprint. They were sweeping syringes under the rug. How many big Macs he sold? He was hitting home runs over the over the big Mac sign. And I think they had a thing

where if you hit one over You got like a free big Mac or something like that. I just picture you walking up with a legal document It says right here. I'm you can't deny my free big Mac. I'm doing it now September 1998 No, yeah, I believe it in the moon because it was that magical It was like 41, 42. They were like chasing. Who hit one last night?

He hit another one. He hit seven this game. What the fuck? And I was like, man, it's true. It's like one of those sports miracles. Find out they were all fucking on the sauce. On the ozempies. Yeah, which I hate.

I mean, you know, if you ain't cheating, are you trying? That's what I'm saying. So we're talking about T-bone. All right. Yeah. Take a little more eggnog. Yes.

Question, old eggnog. Still throwing it back. Oh, man. All right. How long do you think you should leave your decorations around? Right now. They should go like, early Jan, that's it. See, New Year's Day always gave me

the little bit of anxiety. I mean, taking it down on New Year's Day to me seems a little non-festive. This is the last day of the season and you're leaving the party early. That's what that patty's doing that right now. Patty's at home and if I was at home, would dead be screaming and

get it and go that out. No relaxation. You could go back to school tomorrow. Fucking nightmares. Yeah, no. Rip the tree out. This should be a chill day. This should be no, we're not working.

We're not telling, I'm not on box end. Oh, we're not going in the attic into the basement to storage. We're not doing that. We're chilling. We'll figure that out later this week. But for now, we're fucking chilling. The presents are still under the box. There's still some boxes under the tree. Wait, really? I'll do that. Yeah. No

kid. The crossover in the January with the tree still up. That gives you the heat. This is what we're talking about. And you just say, I'm saying you do it. I don't like the way patty does it on New Year's day, which I don't think is good. Yeah. So we've got to go back to school. January 2nd is in the January. Now, and you said that gives you the he be GBS. That's no good. It should be done like the 27th, 28th,

get that all cleaned up. You're nuts. That is fucking good. So you can enjoy your new years. No, you enjoy the tree. You're still in the, there's so much build up to that. What do you mean?

Why can't you enjoy the fucking new years with the tree there? How you gonna take the tree down the next day when everyone's at work on the second? I'm saying it. You do that on a Tuesday or something. Go down on the third the second or third that doesn't matter No, Patty's freaking she got the Easter shit. I'm you're taking your shit down on the 27th No, she I told you she I'd say I'd like to she takes it down on the first and it's fucking me. I'm saying the 27th is nuts 28 29th how about that? That's my birthday man. I'm not working on my birthday. I know I'm saying the 27th is nuts. 28th, 29th, how about that?

That's my birthday, man. I'm not working on my birthday. I'm not working on the Lord's Day. I think, listen. It's gonna be a weirdo birthday. It's the first is included in the holiday season. If it was like Hanukkah, it's eight nights, that's the eighth night.

You can't be breaking down on the eighth night. Okay. That's the way I look at it. I'll give you that. Break it down, but tween that is crazy. We used to have a nice routine on New Year's day because all the families had a day. Cause you know, one cousin said Thanksgiving, one cousin said Christmas, Christmas Eve night, one cousin at Christmas day, we used to have New Year's

day. That was at the Foley household. My mom would make her strawberry torte, which is like a strawberry tart with like cream cheese filling on top. It was fantastic. It's over the one you'd have dogated. You freak the fuck out. And my dad would make French onion soup. Delicious. Whole family would come over, send all the tables up all over the house. Too much onion. You're onion You're crazy now right there with you You know I'm like for chin soup. I don't know if I've ever had it But I don't like the looks of it. No onions in there remind me of the aliens in an x-files one time And I said no way. I'm never going back the last thing I want when I'm trying to eat worms

Yeah, that's what it feels like sugar water when I'm trying to nurse Can be eating worms. Yeah, that's what it feels like. Shiver water. When I'm trying to nurse a corbelle hangover is a bowl full of shoelaces to do. Yeah, that's nuts. A corbelle that's sheep's campaign. Yeah, man. Shout out to corbelle, the glue that holds new years together. I can't do it.

The plastic cork. Oh, yeah, that's great. I can't do this. I take one, I can't toast with it. I'll do like a little sip at a wedding when they're toasting. You don't like sparkling wine. I don't like the bubbles Too much give me a nice warm bubble Now we're talking well no cuz Corbal is like the middle class cooks. That's no good. I don't know how to Corbal's nice. It's like 13 bucks

Where I come from that's fancy. I's like 13 bucks. Well, I don't know where I come from. That's fancy. I'm saying. Yeah, if you're drinking champagne, you might have all be royalty to me and my family. Well, like if you're like, oh, I do champagne, we'll do my moses on Easter morning. That's about it. Yeah, champagne was one glass and then start really drinking. Well, Corbal's technically sparkling wine because it's not from the champagne region.

Sure. Sure. I try to everybody knows that doby wine because it's not from the Champagne region. Sure, sure. I try to hit everybody knows that, Doobie, but it's called Champagne anyway. Champagne style. Champagne style. Champagne style. Oh, liquor. Is your bubbles in it?

So bubbles in it? If I mixed them up, you wouldn't be able to tell. Yeah, shut up. Everybody started drinking Prosecco. I became the big thing. All the brewed. Prosecco's eye? Yeah, that was great. I don't know if I've ever, I don the big thing. All the brewed. Prosecco's eye. Yeah, that goes great.

I don't know if I've ever, I don't know the difference between any of it. The only time I ever have any of that stuff, it's like add a wedding or a taste or a brunch. I'm like, oh, try that. I have a sip and it's like, just get me to the fucking, I'm a shot and beer guy. Prosecco, a sweeter Kava is drier.

That's how it goes. Great. But Prosecco kind of won out and became the popular thing. I saw that look. I thought Kyle. Yeah, you just dropped the fact that he, you gave him share for dropping a fact. I don't want to wear it. Yeah, you're just trying to be cool. That's first day shit. Everybody knows that about champagne. What did you think my response was going to be when you dropped Prosecco? That goes actually. actually oh tell me more fatty oh please I just told you I hate this shit

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Uh, first time long time is a trash if you ever been bitten by a ground hog. Damn. Oh, those things. I would freak out. I think. Oh, they were cute. I love them. I wish they were friendly.

Just they're not. It's just three. They're very not friendly. Three more weeks a winner just for you Six more weeks or abies is more like it dude. They have those fucking chompers in the front We we had them not an infestation, but they were around one of the houses my dad It's funny as it can be real that a good is good be my real dad One of the houses my dad rented like shortly after the the board like you know there's make a couple years there when I was a that was always we I remember we were

rent and houses and the summer that I want to sense that tall I mean that's in the 90s too yeah we were rent was multiple like big like family like you know big houses we were renting them like who owns this they hear they they liveippin in the other Are they in the basement? I remember the owner we weren't a lot of have dogs and the owner would come by Jesus like check in. Did you have dogs? Yeah patches He was a fucking he was a hell-hound patches was And the one with any time we saw I forget whatever the car was it was like a brown Toyota white Lexus Wait if we anybody I mean we were you know, what the dog let go in the back yard and stuff

What do you mean like like normally like if the dog had a poop? He had to know you had a dog. I mean he wasn't around. I don't know where he lived But anytime he drove around like to stop by if something or pick up mail or drop something off or a bill or something. See, I don't like that. If you're renting a house out, kick fucking rocks. Don't be showing up getting your mail. No, it wasn't like that. You got the wrong take on it. It wasn't like weekly. It was like maybe two or three times in the three years we live there. I went around like a landlord and shit and he is a landlord.

Yeah, whatever. But we had if we just get him if anybody spotted the car We had to get patches in the laundry room real quick And I remember the one guy he was at the door. I'm like, yeah, my dad's not here. I was like fucking sick I can't my dad's not doing use him. He can see the laundry room door He's just scratching the guy do something about these rats in here by the way. You see the nose under the just scratching the guy just said about these rats in here by the way you see the nose under the we're just doing a little laundry that's all that's my cousin he's French down for a couple of things he's cool though yeah groundhogs but there was a lot of ground house we backed up to not like what it's just a big Field kind of like a basin type thing. There was a lot of you know backed up to a bunch of land and trees really and

They were all back there man, and they fucking the dog would go after them I would shoot I'd shoot at them with my with my little BB gun. They move like when they like wobble Yeah, they're all fat. They move like. The real problem with the Groundhog infestation is how you get Bill Murray out of your house. So. Should I get that goal for me? I like him. I think they're cute.

That little spot behind my mom's where the three houses meet. And there's two sheds back there. And then you have my deck. I remember it might have been during COVID when we were down there It was like something out of like a Disney movie day. We had like a fox started singing in dancing Birds kept waking me up. I got it I'm hung over you cock sucker Back that singing off creatures of the forest helping me with your day and your biz

One flies up with a Bernie, the other's gonna lie here. And he heals that alive with the sound of heaters. No, we had a fox, we had a family of foxes, a little baby one running around. And we had some ground hogs, and we had some squirrels and some rabbits and stuff like that. It was all right.

But then I think like the lady behind us, fucking didn't like the ground. The groundhog lived there for a while, like a couple of years. I think he was rent and two. Um, nothing on that. He wasn't allowed to have a dog any head one. Uh, but the lady, uh, I think, uh, took him out because he was under her under her shed. I say with that stuff because there's a little patch of wood back there. The deer would come through and stuff like that.

It was a nice little ecosystem. Yeah, but I get, you know, I love a fox. Oh, yeah, foxes are all right. They're scavengers. They're oak, you know, they're, you know, no, I'll come at you. I'll get the dog and they get ready. Fox? Fox, yeah, it's come at you, they'll get the dog and they get red fox. Fox, yeah, it'll come at you.

No, not one of your dogs. Your dogs would fuck a fox up. You think so? Yeah, I did all this research. Foxes are very small. What to see with Hansi can hang, stand up again? Yeah, because there's some coyotes and stuff out there. Really?

Little bit. He'd fuck a coyote, like they hunt like, they go after like chickens and like, or like poodles like this coyotes out there I think a little bit. Is there wolves in Utah? No, there's no wolves or maybe it is well whatever it is whatever it said to be in that area I don't love coyote. I did the research and they'll fucking hold They don't unless they're rabid. They're not go're not going like a one on one with something that's like Can can hang you know what I mean they're going after like oh there's a can cat or a poodle or a in squirrel or something

Thank you when I do this guy who's looking for a fight He's at the other side of the fence like fuck he stepped on my property. I'm allowed to kill you He couldn't handle a wolf though, right? I don't think what I mean what wool. How big is a wolf tea? But you got a pretty big you got eyes on a wolf. I like a wolf. Wolf's cute. You know, that's real cute baby raccoon, but they get they get rabies six feet 70 to 80 80 pounds white males weigh around 95 to a hundo damn. That's an eighth grader. Yeah holy shit. Yeah a fucking linebacker Pusher smarty shit

Circle back on you. They're devious to they'll come up They'll be your buddy and then their homies are in the are in the wings. Yeah, that's true. Yes That's how they get dogs they like they're like hey, we're friends Meanwhile they got you know the boys lurking in in the shadows really oh, hey, we're friends. Meanwhile, they got, you know, the boys lurking in the shadows. Really? Oh, yeah. You can't trust a wolf, son of a bitch. No, the wolf in sheep's clothing.

Ah, it's pretty good. Yeah, coyotes, he cats, dogs, uh, yes, no. Yes, occasionally coyotes may mistake small unattended pets for their prey or attack a large dog at the view as threats if they're by their den to keep your cats and dogs safe. Yeah, I mean, like he's in the back, there's no coyote den in the backyard, so we're nice. You got the hawks down here too. I don't like it He doesn't like the hawks. He runs a tight ship in the backyard if there's any critters back there squirrel Man, and he they have to make a the only way out is they make a b-line it for under the shed and he knows dude

It's game all we got I were like under the shed and he knows dude it's game all we got I were like betting on it and stuff like a hundred's going once I got I got 20 on check out he's never got anything but they fucking he calls ass after them and man it's uh we used to have a block under the shed because I got a block this so they don't get in there but then that now they can't escape at all So I pulled them back I go yeah, I got on Not just I'm doing a fucking hell in the cell match here, you know what I mean? You got a good you communist and fucking gladiator no, I can seal it off the No, I by open did I I sealed it off not knowingly and then I pulled it once I realized it go

Yeah, I'm not what's underneath that shit All the animals he hasn't gotten yet. I think they just go out the back. We had a rabbit squirrel in the front yard. Not that long ago. Maybe when we were doing the pod, when we first started doing the pod, I don't know if I told you about this. It couldn't have been pandemic.

It was maybe the summer before that. Or maybe it wasn't? It could have scored that it was not that long ago. Proper rabbit squirrel. That shit scares the fuck out of me. Was it? I could have sworn that that that it was not that long ago. Proper rabbit squirrel. That shit scares the fuck out of it. He was in. They come up on you.

He was freaking out making weird noises. We called the cops. You fuck off my property. You got your head out the door. And he showed up some rookie pulls this fucking gun on the thing is is nine I'm okay with it doesn't go what you're gonna tease him you're gonna put this guy down dude got a rabbit animal yeah my neighbor would have nice to her throat fucking do some you see my kids man give me a helicopter dude

which he pulls up and like, you figure in that situation, they would go in the animal control mode and go in the back to get the rifle. You know what I mean? It's a shotgun. When they trank the bears onto the trampoline, that's a good time when the bears in the tree and like a residential area, and they trank them

and fucking catch them and they release them. I love that. Yeah, it's nice. Nah, this guy was just guy was ready to open up on them drop your weapon Standing right next to them All right, this one's from Durango while we're on the while we're on the topic at animals Ever take a picture of a dog with sunglasses on Man dogs doing human stuff is my favorite thing in the world. I, you dress a dog up as a guy.

Oh man, that is the highest level of comedy. I love the costumes where it has like fake arms. So from the front, they look like a guy. They have a chalky run in the woods. Yeah. Look like a little Yorkie dressed up as like the fucking Batman or something. Do you ever see the dog doing construction?

That's so good. Dude, he's got like overalls on, he's got like the neon shirt. Oh, it's my favorite thing. I gotta find it, we can pull it up. You know what I really love? I love a dog who loves a slide. That's the greatest doing laps.

Sure. Yeah, that's fantastic. Sure. That I mean, the best one is the pit bull in the passenger seat and the guy pulls up and he looks at him. He's like, you, it looks back. He's got to chain on in the shades. Yeah.

That one, that guy's great. That guy's all working, dude. That guy's doing a work and then this version of him too. Look like Andy Reeve. Dude, they have them, they have them smooth and concrete. Ah, you're going to put them man. Oh, that's funny. That's fucking all or two dogs doing human shit sign me up I don't care the best stand-up comedy bit the best movie that will make me fucking laugh a baby in sunglasses This is alright, but it doesn't compare to it. Sure. Yeah

Kitty cat and the sweater is not too bad either Snuggles I mean you want to know how trashy my friends are. This is live. This is live update. I just got a text from Pat. Yo, groundhog, groundhog's days on a Friday this year want to go to Puxitani. Yeah, let's do it. You should go. It's man early, isn't it? Oh, we can dress up with the hats and the jackets and stuff. We can go there Then they before and stay over in Puxitani probably get a nice breakfast nice little bed and breakfast or something That's what I'm talking about that might be all right. That's pretty fun. It's groundhogs They didn't February or something right maybe like early feb

Because that's what would be six weeks six because it's about it's about March like if March is going to turn yeah February 2nd February 2nd B what how far away is Puxitoni Puxitoni it's in it's in PA so it's four hours no more it's in the middle of the middle of the state I think. What's the scoop? That could be a good time. That'd be fun. It's also where my friends are. That's where their heads are. 37 years old. He's looking to go to Punx,

a Tony Pennsylvania. He was probably watching Groundhogs Day. That's what happened. He's probably high on the couch right now. Five hours. It's right by Pittsburgh. Oh, that's a drive. That's a drive. I'm not flying to go see a groundhog either.

I'd be pretty fun, man. Stay for a weekend. I mean, plus we get to watch it confuse Foley for its dad. Wait, why? Not sure I got that. Could you look like a groundhog? Okay. All right.

It's a tease. You were chewing on a lot of wood with them things. And things are gnarled down. That would be a nice weekend, I think. I don't know what the town's like. Do they have a guy stay cast and stuff like that? Punks at, Punks at, honey. By now they have to.

Why it's one day. That's gotta be their whole nut for the year. There's gotta be a bunch of restaurants and shit out there. And some nice bed and breakfasts and stuff like that. I bet they do a mean breakfast party. I'm looking. That's our little guy. No, there's a municipal airport you got. Ooh, when you search best places to eat and Puxitoni PA Taco Bell and pizza, pop up. Fuck. What are you doing? Puxit Phil's family restaurant, 4.4 stars,

100,000 over a thousand reviews. Okay. Frank's star lunch looks, oh, that's what I'm talking about. You got the new anchor in Italian restaurant, 4.1. Got Lasca's pizza. We got Puxitani pizza looks like these. Man, they're really, they're really hanging on this. Oh, man You got a Wendy's

Punxatoni fill burger you got rumors tavern. Oh, that sounds like our kind of spot rumors I don't know the one of the pictures that go one of the pictures come up. She's just a bottle of ketchup the pictures of gummups, just the bottle of ketchup. Man, they should have capitalized on that. Lily, I just, dude, it's a, look, it's a very small, this is the town. That's it. It's a very small town. Yeah, small town.

This is, so it's like, there's not enough to just, just, just, just, to stain a nice, like, they probably got stuff all around it. This, this place looks all right. Smoking Pete's barbecue, parentheses, formerly Pesquals Italian restaurant Slash tables

Slash FedEx shipping center. Why is everything ever regino in it? There's leftover from the pizza shop. We gotta use it. You gotta get rid of it Uh, I mean, you know Yeah, it's slim pickings out. That's, that's small. That's very plan. Oh, okay. Cobblestone hotel in sweets. I'll just watch Groundhog Day and order in. Yeah.

We'll just do that. We'll be live watching on fucking. Uh, but he goes and gets the chocolates that he likes. He got diner looks good. That dinner that they have the first night where he, where he hits on Andy McDowell looks like a nice place where what's his name has a nice sweater on and then where the guy chokes that dinner looks good. How do you get into all that stuff? We could probably

get VIP access go as media or something. Sure. That's channel 10 news. I made it. We're going to get an AYG news news van pull up on the scene star flexing on those traditional media places hey, Dan Rather kits my ass what do you guys shoot none whatever

dork I just read something the other day yeah, I saw an Instagram video, okay. That's reading now. No, yeah, it is at this point that's you say that you Yeah, I saw an Instagram video. Okay. That's reading now. No. Yeah, it is.

At this point, you say that, you don't say, I saw an Instagram video the other day. You say, I read an article the other day. That's the new article in 2024. No. Yeah, no one's reading articles, dude. A lot of, I think of maybe not in our circles. I'm not saying I do.

Don't take this the wrong way, but a lot of people still read articles. Give me one place where you can read an article. What's the trusted news source? Oh, hey, fucking tin foil hat. I'm not saying that any of the news sources, this is you. You constantly move the argument.

I've regardless if it's trusted news source, people are reading it. You know what's not a trusted news source? Instagram. Yeah, random videos sent to you by AI. You don't know who the fuck picked or posted what's it? Or what's it? What's it? What's it? What's it? What's a publication you read an article in I wouldn't because everybody lies What about you USA today? That's pretty good the daily news Philly Philly, darling news the inquar I

Like Mike Lupica like like Lupica. I read an article the other day. I Like, like, loop again. I read an article the other day. No, no. I was reading. Yeah, if I can guess, you were probably watching an Instagram without headphones in blasting while other people were around you trying to do stuff.

If I can guess, that's how you were reading the article. That sounds about right. And the fucking drives me nuts when you do that. And the subject of it was that Ned Ryerson was actually the devil in Groundhog Day and he was keeping them there. How about that? I'm not going to punk Zatani if the fucking devil's there,

all right? That guy can suck my ass. Damn. All right, let's see here. Um, couple of humdingers already. This one's fun. This is from Kyle $10 Hemi. First time, long time never have one red. Is it garbage to be voted most likely to win a hot dog eating contest in your high school yearbook? Man, you couldn't have been killing it with the ladies. If that was, if they were like looking at you being like, I seen them at lunch.

That was, I mean, I see them at lunch when there was no money on the line. How do you think this guy should text us? Tommy's. Yeah, this guy, this guy? Crossion Texas Tomies. Yeah, this guy's an earner. Did you pull any of those in your yearbook? I don't think we had them. That I think it's last clown or best eyebrows or anything like that.

I think it's biggest eyebrows. No, we didn't really have that really. Most like like that, I've said this before very recently. All those like tropes of high school, like the 80s and 90s, we didn't have. I don't know if the like, and it phased out because of like, you know. Did you have a yearbook?

Yeah, of course, but I'm just saying like. If people sign your yearbook. Yeah, of course. You had a yearbook picture. Yeah. Senior class quote. I'm sure I did, yeah. It's probably like a 50 cent lyric or something

if I'm being honest. I have it. I can bring it in and we can go can go over it get rich or die try See you pussy That is I got I got I got I talked white shirt on with a teacher underneath it a big time fitted hat to match Some some baby blue some on

Some some baby blue some on me. Get caught grip. Don't get caught grip walking in the wrong hood with my fucking. This year would happen to keep you on picture day. They shot him nine times. They couldn't get his head to look right. Next time I'm next time I'm on my mom's. I know where it is. I've seen it.

I've recently looked at the yearbook. So I know it's there. I don't know if there's a quote or something. I might have been. You should bring our yearbooks in. I could be a Patreon. That would be our earbooks in. That could be a Patreon. That would be alright. Yeah.

That would be fun. For short years, it's probably put in the fucking Congress or something in the library of Congress. Hey, you're the greatest time in my life. Keep it in the safe. Yeah, you're probably detected from everywhere. Now, I wasn't anything. I didn't get best look in or best couple or anything like that

or class clown or nothing. It would have been the best couple you were in your hand. I didn't get best looking or best couple or anything like that or class crime or nothing. It would have been the best couple you in your hand. I know. You're getting it. I got I got Paul Mola Henderson. Classic. They did it. That's my girlfriend. Yeah. I'm a land. That's really good. They did a you know what they thought people were gonna become at like the end of the yearbook? Pumping gas, well, just yours. Later, they nailed it. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. They said it was gonna be an assistant high school football coach.

Not even head coach. You know, you know, you know, you know, I had coach material. You're not a decision maker. There are a bunch of nerds. You know, I know the kids that did it, they didn't like me. Is it inside job? Yeah,'t like me. As an inside job. Yeah, fucking trash me.

Fucking bullshit. Didn't even ask me to contribute. I contributed a couple of articles of the school. Were you in, did you ever consider running in anything? I did, I ran my freshman year for 30 to 40 seconds. I screamed drunk. First day is spring. 30 to 40 seconds ice cream truck. First day is spring.

We're pulling the tater times. I had a move. Hold on. It's in slow motion. Supposed by old campaign. Uh-huh. What were you running for? I don't think I ever knew this.

Key club. Is that what it's called? That's's a thing I never knew what they canceled no I'm sorry controller I play ball Vote trolley can we're controller high-take bribes just looking down the barrel. Yeah, you're doing this I'm just looking down the barrel. Yeah, you're doing this. Shh. Money tall.

We're going to run this city honestly for once. Here with Big Wing. Nothing cuts through red tape like green bags. That's a good line. Listen, if it is, I would be disgusted if $10,000 showed up in my mail back that 112 pine lane. I would be disgusted. I find these bribe allegations to be shocking. It was 20s, not hundreds.

I mean, he's got time to count that much It was I was student council, but I thought it was like social something I never got that I got my friends had done it, you know, I like think like you know Not like my super close to media friends, but like people were like friendly with were like in it Like that was like, you know, it wasn't like total nerds or anything. It was not Yeah, people wanted to do this. It that's why I think it was like, you know, it wasn't like total nerds or anything. It was, it was, it was, it was cool. Yeah, people wanted to do this. It, that's why I think it was like something social. So whatever the social department was, like doing shit. Like a pep rally, party committee type thing, something.

I don't know. I think, I ran the school store. No, fucking doing that shit. Brick and Morton. I think someone, I think one of the teachers, if I'm not wrong, got caught skimming from the school store and he got like his keys taken away from him and stuff. I'm pretty sure that, like I'm,

for legal purposes, allegedly comedy, I think that might have happened. What, these are all my erasers. You know what I just love number two pencil. You know what I used to love at the school store is one of those grips for pencils. They were like, sco'd wear. They were square.

Oh, that's a lot. Wait, the little cubes? Yeah. No, I hated those. I liked the long thinner ones. Whatever you would put on the pencil. Yeah, but some there was like little fat ones that look like a die kind of.

That would like a die. Like a dice, like a die. Yeah, yeah like a die like a dice like a die yeah Yeah, yeah, like that they were that shape and size. Yeah, I like the longer thin one You get a real nice hand yeah, it was a rectangle. Yeah, they were all right. That was all right I love the idea of all that stuff I could never put it into practice. You know what the best eraser was Did you have a take on on pencil erasers of course the ones that they try and cone ones that would go on the back. Wait.

Oh, yeah. The loops. Oh, the caps, the little snow caps. Yeah, and they were like a pyramid type thing. And they're like, you had one of those and a fucking thing and a fresh number, too. Yeah. And you got it down.

Like, you got the little point off, and it was a little round, but had the edges as man, you could clean this shit out of a pizza loose leaf. I liked a nicer racer, like the ones that had like the, the slow put up like this and the slow put up like that. The trapezoid. Yeah, those were all right. The idea of all that stuff was fun, but I can never really use it. Like I liked all, but I liked, like the first day of school,

I liked like the fresh books and the pencils and all that stuff, but I just, you know, yeah, wasn't a good student. Well, that's why I was running for office to try to fucking cook the book. Yeah, play bowl a little bit. Yeah, but I didn't I didn't win. I never got that remember they're going a little good on your res like on your transcripts and your. Application on my transcripts. I'm coming on with that stop me. Nobody checking up on that. This was the 90s. Yeah, it was on my transcripts. I was like, I'm gonna let that stop me.

Nobody checking up on that. This was the 90s, yeah. There are no computers. Yeah, what, of course. After school buddies, reading to the blind, the whole nine yards. I would have been, I would have been very devious

in that time period without some sort of digital checkup. I would have lied. I would have been principal of my school. Like I would have lied about everything. Here are freshmen. Folks as a retired state senator, I feel like I can. I'm honored to be here today. I feel like I can really do a lot for the school. When I was I would have been Frank Abbagnale. My school played it so fast and loose and I was applying for colleges. I went to find out what my GPA is because they didn't give us grades and I was talking to my like counselor You got a green this year

And he was like what's that? What do they require? I was like I need a 3.5 so what do you think I have and he was like I don't know 3.9? I like that I like that He's like what's that out of 100. I like that. I like that. He's like what's that out of a hundred? You know what? I like when people play ball a little bit.

And also if you look back everybody can play ball. None of that shit fucking matter. None of it. Not just, hey. Oh, but, but just give me one again. Why are you gonna prevent me from getting into a better college if you can? What are you doing? Crazy.

You're just being a fucking asshole to be an asshole. Oh, no, you're not going to be able to graduate if you don't do the paper, buddy. Fucking sign off on it and let me go fail in the real world. What are we doing here? Yeah. When I, when I did really bad my freshman year of college, I think I have like a point two. I wasn't going to be able to play football the next year. Unless I got all my grades up to a D. So they brought me in and made me want to be a head coach. You got a system coach written all over you. I was an English major. They brought me in and made me call every one of my professors and begged them to give me a D. Everybody did it except for one. I would do it. I was pumping and dumping on I had two phones

going coffee. Sir, do you have any to talk about penny stock? Pumping and stuff. And everybody did it but one guy and I had to change my major to hotel and restaurant management. That set me back a little bit. About 40 years. Yeah, I never had any of that. I was always real big on like fuck, I did, you know, you miss these six things. If you can get six of a man, I'll give you 50% on all of them or whatever. To get me through. Yeah, I never knew about any of that really. I never went up to a teacher and tried to like,

like barter a little bit, like, what can I do to make this up? I never did it either. They always say, well, they would always say, hey, if you have any misdesignments or whatever, I'll give you fucking, you know, and you wanna make them up.

It's yet you're coming on the end of the school year, the end of the quarter, whatever semester. If you want to do them, I'll give you 10, I'll give you 50% of whatever you do. Like that's the best you can get if you turn them in. And that's where I did my best work in those margins of like I had a C- or a D-plus. And I'm like, I can get this to a C or a B and fucking skate through here. Yeah, I should have been better. And I tell the fucking real world works. I should have been better with this.

Black and white of like, there's never been better. And I tell the fucking real world works. I should have been better with this. I should have been better with this. There's never been a problem ever in the history of a job or anything where they're like, there's nothing you can do to make this work. It's not even school work either. You could have got away with cleaning the room or something like that, cutting the guy's grass. I mean, maybe, not back when I was banging.

I was in the 90s. I sure A couple of hand jobs get you get you fucking on the Dean's list Holy running around to push up for us Washington's car hey professor bikini carwash Did you ever do that nice cool bikini car wash? I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash.

I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I'm not going to be a car wash. I I was going to go try to fuck cruise for chicks. Sometimes peace cleaning at your fucking RB.

Order. If you want these french fries that are under the sea, you're pulling up breaks screen. It's like a butt out the window and six feet. He broads doing, huh? Don't empty my ass, Dre. I like to keep track. I'll be back in 20 and I'll need a jump.

Don't turn it off. She pops out of, she pops out a second gear. I never had to confidence the pool to one of those. We didn't, again, all that stuff stopped happening. Like, I mean, that sucks. We did all that. We did one for the pool. We did one for the pool.

That's like like you know I Think they realize hey, we can't have 16 year old girls out there fucking you know a bunch of creeps coming like they realize that in the early 2000 so I get his car watch the Get in the get in there. Yeah, yeah, I mean come on. What are we doing? Yeah, they put it into that and always gets ruined That shit was fun, man. Yeah, by pervers. That shit was fun.

No, we never did anything like that. We never did anything like being fun, razor, or anything really that I can think of. Yeah, and like I said, all those high school tropes from like the movies and sitcoms, we never really had any of that. Well, bring your yearbook in. We sold popcorn for the Boy Scouts man the Girl Scout You want the Boy Scouts? Oh, yeah, what?

Do we know that Toby what when when I was young I'll young maybe we might have known this maybe ten maybe have you told us this? I don't think so You've been fucking how long I'm familiar now you think of it you sold popcorn. Yeah caramel cheddar the 10th Yeah, I'm listening Man come right in young man. I used to crush through that cheddar That cheddar triangle like ain't no one's bitch. Yeah, let's go. I mean my boy Scott. We were in the same troop

I remember we were all the way there. He had his yet his disc man We're going to a meeting it was the first time I heard corn blew my mind. Oh, yeah, I thought that was devil's music You were right for the pick it right. Yeah, little rebellious You were a boy scout. How long did you make it? Did you do any overnight? Uh, no. And where were the meetings? How was the sex? And then you part of that class section, lol.

No, that's actually why we stopped. My parents were like, they're home of photo. But we don't fuck with them anymore. Uh, yeah, I went, uh, I'm trying to think. I, it wasn't long. I was, what's a wee below, is that a thing? Do we think we're gonna know the rankings a wee below? I don't know, I remember. That is something I think.

I remember I had the neckerchief running around like Fred. Where would you wear the uniform? Just to there, would you have to wear it like to church and stuff? No, I don't know, funerals for the fallen comrades. Ha ha ha ha ha. You had to go notify people. Your son has been molested. Here on any time I had a testify.

Hey, they got to Ronnie last weekend. I'm going to take care of family scouts ranks. No, would you, you only had a way to uniform where you scout tender foot, second class, first class star, life, eagle. That definitely didn't make it the eagle. You got to be like 19 to make it the eagle. You don't get to make it to an eagle scout. Sky's are like snipers.

Battle or they learn, they learn how to sew and help old women across the street and survive in the woods. Yeah, I learned how to use a flint and steel, you know, making fire out of sparks or whatever. I'm selling popcorn door to door to attain the Eagle rank. A scout must earn at least 21 merit badges, fulfill leadership roles and display outdoor skills, demonstrate by example, the scout, oath and Law, complete comprehensive service of the project, of service project in the community. All right, hold on. What were the Boy Scouts originally for?

It's gotta be a World War II thing. I'm not sure how they started. It's gotta be somewhere. Yeah, you get the history. It's gotta be somewhere around there. All right, so there's 130, okay, hold on. Oh, this is, I'm in this right now. I started in 1910.

World War One. I think the beginning of the world, we're real weird too. Get ready for the trenches. Poor bastards. Yeah. That probably socked back then. There's an American business badge. Close deals. He got a cell six cars. Dude, we got to get you one of those. Kippy. What? A business badge. That's not bad. It's pretty good. It's a graph with the line going up. No, it's not. Yes, it is.

Archery, architecture, art. That's sweet archery. Automotive maintenance. What are we doing here? Yeah, car in the woods. Back, back, and I'll give you that canoeing camping. There you go. Bugling. How are you gonna alert everybody that this is?

How are you gonna get everybody that everybody does battle You know The pedophiles are coming the pedophiles Basketry making baskets you need that to carry the fish from the river So basically the scouts were founded at the turn of the turn of the century as people started moving from Farms to cities and then all these hillbillies were like they're not going to have survival skills anymore. So it was a way to teach the now urbanized youth about wilderness. Exactly. That's pretty good. Yeah. Which is so funny to think. It's like dirt roads and trains that run on sadness.

And they're like, we gotta teach these kids how to make fires. Cyclones required to be an eagle scout cooking. Drafting electricity, these are fucking wack, dude. Yeah, I remember being bummed because they pulled me out right before I was supposed to go to like the sleep away camp where you got to shoot guns. Oh shit. Yeah, I was 22s. I know it's something small, I'm sure. But I was I was pissed. I was really looking to shoot some guns. They yanked, yeah. Yep. Yikes. Turning the uniform.

Yeah, they didn't back the homies. Did we have to, you know, turn it in? Is what it is? Yeah, what it is? What it is? What are you going to do? Shoot your own guns. It still haven't dying to okay. I For a weirdo Hey, man, it wouldn't be me if it wasn't weird Hey good pointy bun This is from Ethan are you garbage if you remove the strings from all your hoodies because they keep dipping in your food I'm with that. I just had this happen. My, my, my never lineup. And I could never get them the lineup.

Well, like even like your long, long one. Yes. Fucking drives me crazy. I get it my soup. I'm also peeing on my belt now. That's good. Because it's a bit flops open. It's right there.

It splashes all over me. Yeah. I, yeah, I've had that happen before. Sucks. Uh, dude, I, the other day. Yeah, I've had that happen before. Sucks. Dude, the other day I was doing sets somewhere. I went out the night before. It was like sets like Friday nights out of night.

Friday night, do some sets. Go out, have a couple of pops afterwards. Maybe got some bends pizza down there in a village. I know it. I know it. I can't wait up in the morning. I'm like, I can wear this hoodie again. I didn't really wear it.

And again, I don't say anything. I realized on stage, it was a black hoodie with a white string got fat white string not like the little like it's a and I guess Pieces of silly and hanging on the other side of like it was head turned man, and it was just covered in red sauce And I was on stage a woman. Yeah, I was fucking all part of the show folks. I am a fat sloughed in real life. Yeah suck it off. Yeah All right, let's see here. This one's from uncle Zacker Is it garbage? Just keep your sisters wedding to watch John Cena wrestle on pay-per-view PS This was last October and I'm 29 damn That's nuts. That's fucked up. How I mean, that's like got a really fuck with your family

Why couldn't you just watch it in the hotel room and run down there or something? I don't know, I mean, maybe really likes John Cena. Must. That's, to me, that would fuck my family up. Maybe a sister's a bitch, who knows? It's also true if they're not that close, and you're like, I don't wanna see it.

Fuck this. Yeah. John Cena just came out of retirement or whatever. Who knows what wedding it is? If it's a second, is it a shitty one, is it this, is it static? Fuck that, I'm chilling at home watching fucking John Cena on pay-per-view. I get it, maybe you sent a gift. I don't know.

Yeah. Uh, all right, this one is we should stop it, Roy Rogers, $10 home, we never have one red. Is it garbage if your dad worked a half a day at this construction job the day of his wedding? That's what I'm talking about. That's what he take it day off. What are you doing here? That's I respect that especially if you're foot in the bill You're like hey, I got to get these four hours in there sure you think it was before or after the wedding

Shit has to be before it didn't Had to be on shows up at the job so he's got a tux on all right. Where's my damard drill? Half in the bag eating a bacon wrap scallop. Yeah. Let's get this up. All right. We got to wrap it up, gang gang. We love you to death. Uh-huh. Excited for 2024. Yes. Can't thank you's enough for everything. Uh, scoop up the last of the cards that are over there at rugarbage.com. Grab your second edition, AYG game and grab some tickets to come see us at Down All. And eventually we'll be posting the 2024 tour. Yes, we love you, and we'll see you next week. Peace!