Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Hot Bartender w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

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Absolute trash now here are your hosts Kevin Ryan and H. Foley Hey Everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast. This is are you garbage or is a little show We sit down with your favorite They're going to be classy or if they're just a big old piece of trash I'm your hostage Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here in Antutti's basement The basement is completely flooded. Is it from the rain? Yes, it is sure It's completely flood it down here or insurance

Smirpishes and we'll be making a claim to our her insurance carry sure, right? You see an adjuster an adjuster poking around play fucking ball. Yeah dump some water on your shoes Yeah, go stand in a bathtub make it look like there's water downstairs very tragic down here a lot of a roll up your pants You know, I don't take the shoes off a lot of pain and suffer. Oh my neck. God damn it My co-host is coming at you from right next to me the CEO of are you garbage? international businessman World-renowned pop star Okay, huge in South Korea. I'll take that huge doing

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You get all that plus a monthly live stream that we do with the gang That's a real fucking hoot talking about personal service and then we got fucking we got a bunch of shit on them We got the Cribs videos of my childhood house your child wild wildwood video. We got some live show clips up there We got fucking whole nines on it when we write and when we get to 2,800 Patreons taking a boys down at a Disney world. That's right Maybe do a gig down there in Florida chase some alligators do it Pick up a one-nighter. Yeah, what the beaks baby. You know what I mean? You got a fucking cover travel kippies DJ to Miami I

DJ KJ And how about a nice quick shout out to our producer? Extraordinaire the magic man makes us all look good. We love them. You love them. Give it up pretty bone McMuffin Toby McMullan. What's up, dudes? What up, bro? I have a so I have a confession to make about the Walt Disney trip Oh boy, I said I had never been turns out I have been as like a five-year-old apparently I got lost with the whole time crying Another family found you and took you Last name Santonelli

Big ol dong is I knew you were dying go kid dying keep on stinks, dude You blocked that out. What kind of a loser talking about weak childhood trauma. You blocked that out I mean, we can't all get hit by buses and stuff That's crazy five you know what's going on five you got a checking account I was I was cranking burnies at five. What are we doing here? You got lost in Disney World? Somebody got to get out there apparently there's a photo of me crying on the teacups That was from a spring break, but still It was a late bloomer what do you want you had a hookah necklace on

Fuck those things Man you're out to lunch those things stink. I hated those things from jump. Yeah, but I wanted to say real quick What'd you want to say there big man? I think it's Do we dimension Taylor Swift? How badass is that bird? She's I don't know a whole bunch of but she's from like my hometown Area, she's fucking redoing all of her albums because some bozo has her masters. Yeah, so she's fucking redoing Who I think one of our friends is in bed with so let's not call him a bozo We got some pretty powerful friends nowadays you got to keep our mention who we're talking shit about now At the local bar, it's okay

Yeah, I mean when the cameras are run, I'll trash anybody without trash you me out. I'll trash my fucking mother dumb bro Well, it's pretty cool. She's pretty tough. Yeah, I like that shit. She was like fuck you. I'm kind of just doing this Yeah, and um, you can we just start a nice round of applause real quick The shirt has come back ladies and gentlemen the palm tree shirt. Look at that I wore this shirt specifically today for one reason it was the only thing clean Two reasons only thing without barbecue sauce on it three reasons The craziest part of that shirt is those trees stored out as bushes There's a couple dying on the back

They cleared it out to her new development Put in a golf course on my on my midriff Is it mid-rib or mid-drift? Are we talking? What are we talking about fast and furious? It's fucking Your mid-drift Isn't it mid-drift? I don't know. I think it is I remember in school Man, we had a real we had a real creepy assistant principal who would always be like Yelling at the girls for what they were way looking back. You're like this was he always had a huge bottle of Juergens in his

We used to make fun of the east of like You know, you're wrong on you're wrong twice. What is it? It's not either. It's a mid-riff mid-riff Yeah, like I fuck up the show when you guys are mid-riff She called a t-bone shirt Hey, you're t-bone showing your t-bones connected to your Anyhoo anyhoo I wore this shirt for one reason to one reason only boss's dust. This is the last time I'll be wearing this shirt Officially last time you heard it here. We want to put a couple of side bets on this t-bone come up on a cans a little bit Well, here's why yeah, I'm gonna give it away. Wow anybody wants it

I will get a dry clean and I will mail it to you. Okay? Why what's the only old lady? Couple of photographs, so if anybody if anybody has a wave runner, they need a winter Hit up the big man. He's got you covered. You got an old car sitting in the driveway Worried about hail damage this winter If anybody wants it reach out, I'll send it to you. Okay. How about that? That's great that way the ome cuz I know The only way that I won't wear this shirt is if someone else has it It's if somebody gets you have some weird emotional connection to that shirt. I it's insane

I've pulled this out of the trash four times because my girlfriend is throwing it out. Yeah, what does that poor woman think? That's crazy Bitch, I just struck a chord with the big man. Did you sealed up like a clam? Yikes? This is actually great for us because now we're number one in customer service and grossest giveaways Gross giveaway. He's got it. He's he's got a pair of stained undies, too. If you want them I got a sock with a hole with a toe and missing sockless gloves Anyway, that's good. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna give it away. I'll pay the postage. I'll pay everything Gotta try clean. I'll send it to you. Do whatever you can burn it fucking make. I don't pillowcase

So, how is it? What is it if you what's that? What's the giveaway? I'm giving you my shirt. Yeah, but what if More than what if three? Yeah But what if three people say they want it you got to do some sort of Raffle bidding war. I don't want money I just need to first class tickets to France, please Second class is fine We'll get into that in a second. I'll go hang through a fucking Hail Mary Um, I don't know. What do you think? I never thought about it. I have to be honest

It's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of my life I mean the amount of skin cells that are on that. I'm gonna get a dry clean. I'll get it martinized Martinized whatever that is It's like double Martin Ellie's and it's fucking apple juice you bozo shout out to you don't get it in the apple juice I got a motz Are you a motz family growing up? I mean, I don't think the demand will be that high So let's see if anybody actually hits me up I don't know that shirt is very divisive in the comments either people like they're at it or people genuine being like

I don't know what the fuck is going on. This thing's here again Why it's like if it was a black t-shirt nobody would even know the difference. I know but it's not Right. So what's I mean, I I wear this t-shirt as much as anybody else wears their favorite t-shirt. That is Proper insane. How is that insane fully you wear that you wear that more than anything? I've ever seen anybody wear anything ever. I I can prove you're wrong right here. What is mine and kippy's favorite t-shirts Yes, yours is the fucking degenerator t-shirt or whatever that is. Does he have it on right now? No, he's wearing one of his other bozo t-shirts pop He's wearing a pup t-shirt and I don't even I don't know how many those you got I got about 12 of them really

Yeah, yeah, like you can afford 12 t-shirts I Start calling you bezos. Yeah I'll give it away a great see what happens. Okay now to find you give a number one to ten I'm thinking of a venmo one to 50 who wants it now to some financial news sure I'm all jammed up I know because you stink. I stink So I wanted to let you know If you ask me for money, I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna drop I'm not gonna ask you for money

I just asked navy federal for money. You went out for a loan went out for a loan Dude fucking business suit on briefcase Had my nephew fucking pretending. He was my chauffeur like him and catch me if you can oh my god The admiral of navy federal is gonna open the door for your uncle I just called him up and what'd they say who are you are you the guy that owes us 20 g's currently Under review that's never good. Oh, it's never good. I can check right now to see What do you need money for? I just want to have a little bit of a cushion to make sure everything's kosher Nothing yet the word's still out. They're probably a lunch probably out there on the high seas

You're the fat man needs a load. I feel like you're you're like I came up with the best move I got the best move for the trip to France. I applied for political asylum I'm a refugee So this is a marriott hotel But yes, if I did run out on a check in a french cafe, I would hit The Good luck trying to get that fucking get get those euros out of me a couple of fucking marines stand those embassies Don't let you run up on them. They send a couple of warning shots at the ground to set you up

You can't just waltz into one. I'm an american citizen. Yeah, we'll look at the size. You're like, all right. He's one of us Let him in Goddamn is that at the hawaiian print t-shirt? Oh, hey Hey feeling boys cup of coffee Get the fuck out of here. That's if you don't think that that's not in the back of my mind I already got the route From fucking the hotel to the to the embassy over there. Your ship pops off. Okay. Good. I'm glad Ready to make a fucking move. Okay

All right, right easy big man. I believe you. What are you saying? I won't be able to you're gonna get stuck in a cab or something Something's gonna happen Stuck in a cab physically stuck That's a little tiny cars over there. That's what I'm saying. You'll be in the back Stock they have those little euro cabs over there Yeah, I mean that's a cop, but yeah They got that too You should you should born supremacy every time you walk into a every time you walk into a restaurant

Look at your girlfriend be like, I don't know who I am But I know there's 15 croissants over there and I'm gonna be the first guy to eat Beating the shit out of a waiter with a phone book I don't know who I am or who you are, but I need five grand go Uh, yes, dang I can't wait to hear this my girl gets kidnapped over there. I don't know who you are what you want I don't have any money And you can keep her. I never really liked her to begin with

If you could ask her what the netflix password is Big for me Talk about a win-win. Ah boys. We can work together on this, you know I can give you all our do's and don'ts She loves it when you come home late, okay Oh, that's good. That's some good stuff. It's good stuff. It's fun stuff. We're having fun over here over here. Yeah on a used tube um All right, what do you say we get into some questions? I would like to answer some some questions from the patreon

That is a family. It's a family episode. It's a family when you're here Your family when you're here. We gotta co-opt that somehow right when you're here your family Who does that? Don't tell me when you're here your family That wendy's Don't tell me for you it is When you're here your family olive garden. There you go. Yeah, I haven't been doing olive garden in a long time Let's go my aunt used to take when I was in college She used to take me out to an olive garden like once every couple of months like let's do dinner

I'm like, all right. I felt like That was like a net when I at one point in my life. That was a nice restaurant. We were like Here's the thing here's the thing with those corporate establishments sure they take a lot of heat They know their way around their dishes as we I've said this in the past. Okay The training that a server bartender Um front of house back of house staff receives in those places top notch is top notch It's it's it's it's industry standard. It really is sure steps of service this that and the other thing Now that all goes to shit the first weekend. You know what I mean?

When you go when you know when you find the perk guy at work, you know, I mean you start banging some bartender You're going out with the squad. Sure. Everyone's fucking Slacking on their side work, but when you you go through like a week of training They know what they're doing sure and I'll further say this what will you say? All right A lot of those things are regional are they in the city? Are they in the suburbs? But do you find an olive garden in a nice suburb? With good kids working there?

That's a fucking top shelf meal dude. I'm telling you one of the best meals I had was that fridays out in like altuna pennsylvania That jack daniels burger god damn I don't know if the chef was just like in the fucking zone that day or whatever But he was cooking up good good batch of meth came. Yeah, he was fucking He was swinging for the wasn't too rusty. He was his championship game dude chef is outrageous His first name chef dude The crispy I can still

Visualize the crispiness On that fucking appetizer sampler resplit. Yeah, those mozzarella should be catering weddings with those things Those appetizer samplers at fridays. Yeah, ain't nothing to shake a fucking mozzarella stick at Um All right guys, so this is a family episode as you know when you join the patreon We will answer your garbage question only air we get a shit ton of requests DMs emails the whole nine yards Just the best way to do it patreon gets the first crack eater Uh, this one's kind of in the same vein. This is from tim. Hey guys first time long time

I love that that they're love it. They're co-opted that first time long time Is this garbage when you tell somebody you went to a bar like a local bar? I guess whatever and they ask who was working tonight like if you're like a real when I was like a local at We were as the rich pearl pub was like the local fucking Watering whole bunch of degenerates in that place now. When will you go in there? When when when were you living at home for an extended period of time? I had a townhouse I mean my buddy rented a townhouse in bucks when I first met you Uh, no, I met you probably a little bit before that but you were I met you in college when I was in college

And when I graduated college, I moved back to bucks county and me and my buddy got a townhouse Did you started doing comedy yet? I had done it a little bit in college And then I bombed that one time when you really remember we've talked about it. You were like, hey, listen, I swear You say it again Because I need you you got to go up there. You got to close out strong and I went up bomb And I saw the disappointment in your face from just what fuck Like like we were at the Apollo or something meanwhile

There was there was seven guys on fucking quailudes in the front row He gave me that they were industry though. I told you he gave me that same speech at the raven Yeah, johnny hollywood. Oh, I'm sorry. I want people to do good. Sorry. I'm a positive influence around my peers Oh, is that what you think you are walking around here? I think I'm a couple person everybody I believe the direct quote was look kid. This guy stinks. I'm gonna need a home run And you struck out so Mid riff he struck out by the way man Gang this podcast is brought to you by better help. If you have something that that is standing in your way if you're happiness

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I was working for my family's company. Uh, uh Living in a townhouse with a buddy Right out of college townhouse. Could you make fun of me for that? I grew up in town line that I grew up in a townhouse I also growing up my dad had townhouses as well We're talking like the the round like the encircled ones the clubhouse the pool Oh, this didn't have uh, this wasn't one of those like you ever come by like a little townhouse strip Where it's just like a few in a row. No, this was a proper Because those things are like man had he end up there. It's all like a boulevard or something. Yeah

Uh, no, this was a proper thing, um But the there was like a clubhouse in a pool and whatever on the way it was big but on the way other side I never I mean we never I'm fucking never fucked with it. Sure. Um But we would go to the Local bars all the time right depending on who was working. You know timmy's working and it was always you always fell in love with one of the one of those fucking Beer slinging tugboats that were I like they just

They knew we've talked about this before but they knew something about a hot chicken and umpires uniform Yeah, and behind the bar and they used to like cut the cleavage down into like they would like cut the neck of the shirt down to show To cleavage kill you dig in a strong confident tough No shot and there would be like fucking 25 on like a wednesday night like 25 mouth breathers being like hey tiffani And she would string them all along a little bit. Yeah, not string them along but Be nice to them. Yeah, that's her job. Of course customer service my fucking bozos. They think I got a shot So many of my I was never that guy to be like I think I have a shot so many of my friends were like I'm just gonna because I'd be like we'd be all like, yo, we're getting the fuck out of here going to get something

You make that move. He'd be like my one my one buddy would be like I'm gonna hang out here. See what goes on And we'd be like, dude, what are you doing? No way is it happening? No way now Do you just watch you fucking knock down fucking 15 beers? How many chicken fingers a couple? Yeah, your bucket darts Freak out over a monday night football be a bad tipper Yeah, no shit That's a tough look have a breathalyzer in your car Meanwhile, she's sober the whole time. It's a tough gig for those ladies, man. The other one's fucking

Yeah beat it. Uh, however that being said a great local bartender is fucking fantastic fantastic I I I always watched from the I would never really believed I had a shot. I was also a fat tub of shit For most of this time, you know what I mean? So it wasn't like I was I didn't think like there was way I wish you knew yourself. Yeah, there was way more attractive guys. I wasn't gonna I knew I wasn't gonna bring her home with that dollar 50 tip on a bud light. You know what I mean? Hey tip What are you doing after I'm going home with lord ass at the end of the bar You see that balding tub of shit down there. What was that? What was that polis general? Jacket you had that was a nice jacket. Oh man. He used to have this jacket, dude. It looked like fucking

It looked like polish special forces. You look like a welder right now. What are you talking about fair enough? That looks like a flak jacket So we were talking about you Getting bamboozled over here. Uh, anyway, real banana republic jacket. Very nice. Very nice Probably more expensive than anything you own. I wore it for five years after it wouldn't fit you Yeah, I wore it then he took it and you gave it to dave temple who I just saw wearing it like two weeks No, you didn't yeah, and he was like i'm officially retiring this day. This is the last time i'm wearing you can win that too Giving the store away literally

You can beat our prices we'll give the studio away Uh, yeah, that's a tough look. You know, it's gone away. I still have buddies my buddy pat He's got some places where he's like, oh, remember we went out after he's like tim. He's working. He's in he's an established gentleman He's doing well. He's enjoying himself. He's also in a dart league Pretty cool That they can yeah, you know, it's gone away. I noticed in new york city used to be so much more Prevalent that made you love bartenders the buyback Is that a universal term the buyback? I don't know. I think so

There's only one place that I know that we hang that does it Like the way they used to do it old school new york where I won't say the name of it on air But they're also going to get fucking free drink sweet nuts. No, it's not everybody What play I don't know what you're talking about the place that we usually go to I this is what I'm confused by We don't normally go anywhere bozo. Yeah, we do where the comics usually go where I go Yeah, I find where you go. Yeah, dude, you've been here like three times in the past 10 years. What's a buyback? A buyback is when like, um You know, you're having a few rounds. Uh, you're sitting there

Got some cash on the table you're tipping pretty heavy. Then all of a sudden the bartender comes over and it'll put a shot glass In front of you next one's on me. Yeah It's like if you're buying but yeah Or like what they'll do is like when you go to close out to be like, hey that last one was on us or whatever That that round the shots was on me. He makes a little bit more money. You feel good. You're coming back But you're also just giving him that money like you still have to pay for the beer Sure, like in tip and then like, you know, yeah if you're not getting free shots from a bartender Yeah, you suck and you're not fun, especially at a place where you hang frequent. Of course

I didn't know if they still did it. You know what I mean? You don't really see the customers. Yeah, I'm probably not doing it at apple bees or whatever But you know, because they watch when you're drinking good in the neighborhood. They're doing it You know what I hate in a bar when they have the electric pourers Where I don't think I've I don't think I've ever been to one of those. Have you seen that? What where you wouldn't go the bar in star wars? What the fuck do you see that where they they have like a little ring they put on top of the bottle So it's an exact measurement every time and like digitally tracks

Fucking out of here with that fucking kick rock. Yeah, where are you? We're super common now. It sucks Not for me. I don't frequent those places. Um, remember for a while we were pushing that Serve your own beer Ever those guys came to us and asked us to do Sure, we're gonna move on. Yeah, okay Why are we still tight with them? What are you doing? I just said we're moving on

This fucking narc over here, dude Fucking cats and tapes rolling And we're back I said something I shouldn't You can leave that. That's fine. But yeah, I mean, we're not we're not gonna marinate on that. All right Um, this one, uh, this is from salami hussain Have you ever rode a bike while holding a bike alongside you at the same time? That's cowboy shit right there, dude. I'm not gonna lie though

I genuinely remember the exact place I was the first time I saw it And I was in the car and I look at this kid riding this bike and I literally thought I'm like his parents must be going or something They're not around nobody does that. What happened to the other kid. Where's the bike something bad has happened Yeah, something bad has happened or it was stolen. That's typically it. Yeah. Yeah. Can you do that? I've never done it No, I don't think I'm bad on bikes Yeah, I forgot I was talking to Lance Armstrong over here Uh, I always assume it's a dead giveaway to the bike stolen when it's all wrapped up in black tape When they wrap the entire bike in black tape

No, the all the delivery drivers do that. Why so it doesn't chip the pain on the bike and you can probably like resell it and stuff Huh, if you ever notice, it's really where it's like they it's like foam tape kind of yeah Yeah, that's so it's like the metal lock doesn't fucking destroy the bike because a lot of times either those bikes are rented or fucking whatever Really? Yeah, very nice. Are you learned something like that educational podcast? I like that You should know and you have talked to enough delivery drivers that you should have Yeah, we talk about other things Um, but very trashy. Yes This one I never thought of this is from Chris Scott is calling aluminum foil tin foil garbage

Well, if it is I'm trash. I say tin foil. I still say tin foil tin foil all the way Or I would say reynolds wrap No, that's the plastic stuff But reynolds is the brand reynolds is the brand. We're always reynolds down the line Yeah, yeah, unless it's like really in a pinch, but like if they're out of it, but it's reynolds has that fucking Rapid and tin foil. Yeah, we don't say aluminum foil aluminum. Yeah, we're not scientists British say it Aluminium what? Yeah

Fucking idiots. I didn't know my wife said it and I was like what because she learned it when she was in say it again Aluminium sounds like a fake name from the simpsons Call both mose bar. Yeah That's whack is aluminium there. We have an aluminium. Hey son of a bitch. Um Yeah, tin foil tin foil, but did it used to be tin? Isn't it tin now? No, I would assume it's aluminum. Oh, yeah um

Man, was it T-bone? Can we get some info on this 10 10 versus it was tin foil. That wasn't been sturdy You wouldn't be able to get a couple tin knockers wrapping up to fucking people to get your sandwich out of there Yeah, it's got those hot bolts in it hot bolts Like they do in their building buildings they throw the hot bolts in there rivets. Yeah rivets. Um It started out as tin, uh, but it was that's insane seems so expensive Yeah, it's almost a $50,000 a roll much more expensive and less durable compared to aluminum foil But they stopped doing it in the 1910s, but the name tin foil is still widely used

It must have been brutal to use So I don't know anybody who's ever used tin foil, but we still call it tin foil tin foil if they stopped in 1910 Man, that's real trash. That's that's how you know, your family is Generational garbage. Yeah, this is so gross too. 10 foils are actually stiffer than aluminum foil and can leave a bitter taste to food wrapped in it My blood just went cold dude. That's no good It must have been a tough look back then This one this is in the same anything. Sorry anything before the 60s. It must have sucked Refrigeration was

Hairy to say the to say to say is to say the least dude was dicey Imagine how warm a refrigerator was in the 1950s Dude, no imagine fully operating in a world without air conditioning Oh or a hot shower you'd be forced to lose weight or the 18 fucking lose it Fuck that No bueno I Would have signed up for world war one

You would have would have. Yeah Get it over with Shoot yourself in the parking lot All right, uh, sold your fault All right, listen to brutal. Yeah, um, this one's in the same. This room. This isn't even a question This is from jt. Hernandez. I used to take sandwiches wrapped in newspaper to school as a kid That is a tough. That's gotta be in the 40s. How old are you? Are you a private eye? What the fuck?

Yeah, I don't say you got a fucking article on the white bread when you get there You rolled the dice wrapping your books in fucking newspaper like that never newspaper brown paper bag paper bag You rolled the dice like that could put a seal on a brown paper bag like you wouldn't believe dude That thing that that was water. Oh, dude His ocd would really kick in around book wrapping Dude newspaper on a dab, but that's the day you're getting ink on that. That's what i'm saying The funnies are going to be on your roll. You got marba duke on a bb and j Silly putty sandwich over here

The fuck out of here. Yeah Oh, man Moms and parents open it up. It's wrapped in a cow door Fucking flyer Moms and parents didn't care didn't know How big those things impacted kids also your confidence. Yeah, you're standing within the lunch room Sure, I thought about this a lot recently Even in from like when I when we were kids to things now that like

Things that my family would never even look at because you're like that like new technology like even like the ziplocks or the whatever You'd like the kids go to school now. They got it's well. That's what i'm saying. It's all things are now so much cheaper and more Like that's what i'm saying like back in the 80s and 90s like that shit wasn't Dude remember the fucking big Gallon or like, you know the big ziplock bags that had the fucking slider on it That might as well been like fucking fishing bucks a clip to us like sure that's where we had the rollover johns that were now it's like if

Nobody has that anymore and I think back then like You didn't have a sandwich wrapped in newspaper and if somebody was in a bag you were like, yeah A fresh sandwich and those rollovers though They were pretty nice. I never I didn't even they never fucking gonna be painting a picture two pieces of mares potato bread slice of american cheese and a couple slices of salami with a little french's mustard And it would sit so long that the mustard would kind of soak through the middle of the bread Fantastic it's fucking gross How is that gross? I don't know you're dreaming about a sandwich. You had fucking 35 years ago. I wasn't dreaming about it

I'm awake. You made me out of all the fantasizing. Yeah, whatever day dreaming um All right, this one's from thick I don't know something thick Is there a door to your house that no one has a key for and then in parentheses said new homie, which I like Love it. Yeah, that's a goal Any doors that you can't open? No, but they always frighten me at people's houses. What?

No, you can't go that way can't go that way we have we had one. We just boarded it up It's in it's actually in the It's in the opening of the youtube video. We're in the in the garage Okay, if you look behind me when I'm lighting my sig Oh, that's in the garage. Yeah, I just said it's in the garage. Oh, okay. I know exactly. Yeah There was a door there. So we they put it in after the fact so you Could get in the garage without having to open the garage door. I don't know why But they I was back before there was an opener. So I guess like my mom would have trouble

It was like that big metal. Yeah fucking door You know So now when you say they boarded it up because I gotta let you know that's not a great statement. No, they They removed Listen, there's there's open drywall at your parents house right now. Not anymore. Yeah, just got redone. That adjuster finally showed up Um probably got him to play ball They uh, no that boarded up they removed the door and whatever and the outside's finished But the inside as you can see in the opening of the youtube video

is still Open drywall like it's like plywood and drywall, but the door's gone. Yeah, I just said they removed the door Yeah, yeah, but that because for 25 years. No one had the key Hmm or third one however long it was just fucking You couldn't get in there. Yeah, that's no one knew who had the key That's haunted house shit to me. I don't like that at all. Yeah One way in one way out just how I like it. I remember my one buddy's house. He had an older house and there was a You you'd go upstairs and there'd be normal bedrooms, but then there was like

Like an old office door that had like the huge window pane in it say that again. I'm sorry. Oh inside Inside now that like went to a room. It was like an exterior door Yeah inside. Yeah, that's always that led to steps that went nowhere Never slept over that kid's house. Yeah, I was out of there before the sun went down we had um so growing up on my block so like where they uh In my area like in bucks county that was all farmland in like the 60s 70s 80s and into the 90s Same thing with monco and they started developing that as people were leaving the city and so like every neighborhood

Has the farmhouse in it Where the farmer sold the land to develop the land and still yeah, most of the deals were like, hey, I'll sell the land But like I'm keeping my house. It's all like the original guy who sold the land Yeah So a lot of the neighborhoods have the farmhouse in it like because the deal was like, hey, I'll sell you the land But I'm keeping this this plot And the farmhouse is on my Block like like on my street. It's a couple houses down for me. Is it I didn't see it

If they did it it's like looks nice stuff now, but the family is that farmer's name Oh, I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't fucking no idea. I was fucking for when they bought the house. I don't um But the family that lived there bought it like somebody bought that house instead of buying one of the new construction houses Bought the farmhouse. Oh man, and this family was Boncos, dude You gotta be dude, you would walk into that they had like multiple Attics that were like you couldn't get to because it was a proper farmhouse from like the fucking 1800s Man, and you would walk into the summit we used to run around and those doors

It had the metal keys like the Like the old jail cell keys to open the doors on it mansion Yes, fuck that and you would open the door and a chill would just hit your back You know, oh, but some fucking spirit was lurking heavy bike, dude Some farmhand who got murdered in there. Yeah. Yeah. Nope. Yeah, it was fucking And running around that I remember just I know that feeling you feel like the air is on but it's not and it's you smells Did you walk in your that's a ghost, man? Yeah, whatever. I'll fuck at it. Uh-huh gang. Let's talk about helix helix. You know it helix mattress

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Filling a pool is always a bad luck. We talked about it on the patreon episode with pat They filled it. They sold their old house. They filled it in the pool and they just threw all their trash in there There's like bikes filling Hmm skeves you out All right, this one's from george First time long time. I love how they're doing that. It's so fucking You know sports radio trash love it

Have you ever played a scratch off at the counter after buying it? Which is the toughest of the looks if you're scratching it in the store Be a gentleman go outside sit in the car do it there. Not if you're throwing a hail mary. I get it. I saw dude the other day I saw dude the other day. He was fucking he had just done He just got done digging ditches or painting or something like that Definitely blue collar. Definitely had a long hard day. He had one of the big johns like the 30 dollar ones And he was right there in line Just trying to let me go out of work tomorrow. I'll make it a 32 and a 14

And then three number ones or whatever But just think every once in a while some guy does that says i'm fucking quitting and they win and they fuck them quit Yeah, they get to fucking sleep it I saw a guy in a 7-11 buy a 40 lottery ticket scratch it off in line and then just go fuck I only have that was plan eight. Yeah, god damn it. I cashed it all in on this letting it ride On rich for life I I have a suspicion about the lottery too. Oh, here we go

More people could win and they could still make enough money what Yeah, of course smaller jackpots more winners That's the answer Nobody needs fucking this is your mayoral platform. What you're talking about the answer for who the scratcher It would be better. We'd be a better society, kevin. Okay, that's what we're trying to build here in my You think the scratch off world is a microcosm for society I think the scratch off world is a microcosm for society and a lot of hard-working people play the lottery

Sure. Okay. The problem is they stack these big fucking um What are they called jackpots? Okay, like what was the last huge one? It was in the building of scratchers though So right now you don't know what you're talking about. They're not scratch off lottery tickets I'm just saying the lottery in general. You said you started with scratchers go with you want to be my fucking Campaign man. No, I don't because you're a bozo and you don't stand a chance at the polls t-bone. You're my running mate Yeah, good luck t-bone You could do it or your 5000 steps a day. You could do it. Come on. Nothing on that. There should be more winners

They can afford to do more winners whether it's scratch offs with the regular lottery lower the jackpot and spread it around a little bit Spread it around but that doesn't excite anybody sure it does. No, it doesn't who wants you want the fucking juicy jackpot You could still have a juice. You don't need the last one was like 20 billion dollars. Wasn't it? No, it's not 20 billion dollars. What was it? It was in the billions. Yeah, I think it was like one billion. Yeah There you go. That's a big difference of 20 billion. So you could slice that down to 500 500 million and let two people win Or chop that down 20 30 40 50 grand 50 grand What's not getting anybody out of bed in the morning for if the juice has to be worth the squeeze

I guarantee the guy at 7 11 would have fucking settled for 50 g odds. Wouldn't you have told me he's in it for the He's in it for the fucking one billy. No one plays the lottery being like let me win 700. You want it all That's why you're playing. That's why you lose dancing with your bet the smart money Bet the smart money That's not fun. He wants to do that daily number pick five No, that's for losers. What? Yeah Crazy playing those regular numbers kick rocks I'm in it for the big mammoth jammers like the action. Huh? Yeah, what are we doing here? I can make 700 bucks somewhere

I can't make a billion Also that windfall on a day. What are we doing? I'm just waking up and realize you got a billy. Oh my god. I'm collecting that check wearing chain mail at a face Oh, yeah, I'd send someone to collect it for me. Oh 100% if I ever won the lottery Not a chance in hell. I'm going public that that's the last thing I want people to know Yeah, right, dude. I wouldn't go public with it. You don't want to be the fucking lottery guy You're nuts. You do you wouldn't be able to hide it. I know you wouldn't

Just walking around smiling all day. Yeah We're in a suit made out of a thousand dollar bills. Yeah I mean the second you buy a new t-shirt people are gonna make something's up here This guy came across a little bit of cash Got the key to one of them doors that won't open All right, this one's from bonermic asshole That's a good piece of business Think you just got yourself a palm tree

Is it garbage to officiate your sister's second wedding? Bad look wonder who did the first It couldn't have been him right and bring him back in for the second one. Yeah, you don't bring the same Yeah, you got the heebie jeebies. You get married twice. Would you do the same priest? Do you get to say the same person? I think you do a different state different country. You can't that one's you Wear black make make everybody come upside down. Yeah, I I believe in super. Yeah, I believe in superstitions a little bit Yeah, it's like it's also more of just like, okay, that one didn't work I'm not going you know doing the same thing over you're gonna get the same result. No, that's genes and folding chairs at that

Yeah, that's real like hey, we're going to Jamaica whoever wants to come come. I want to say this This might be a slightly unpopular opinion. It might rub some people the wrong way even some people close to us But I'm gonna say it anyway I think The look of having your friend officiate it Is kind of wack I understand what you're saying usually stink. I understand what you're saying as someone who's done it It is case in point. No, uh

It is a very Cool moment if you're like proper friends with them it is a very And by the way, I killed it is a very, uh Murdered Anybody here from the groom's side How about the bride side I plugged the patreon at the end of it, you know, um, and I said ring bear And we're back

Um, I it is a very uh Nice moment to have someone be a part of that because if for people who aren't very religious Right like if you're religious it means something to you to have The priest there or like you're fucking the clergy or the whatever not a big fan of that either I don't like I don't like some bozo that doesn't know the person Doing the funeral whether it's a priest or not and they throw in a couple of bullshit things. You know, he lived like he Oh, yeah, I had someone I heard he was a big fillies

Dude, I had some I had someone dying like my extended family who Was hated by everyone and hated everyone Like the family members she was a loving woman Dude family members didn't show up kids It was like a it was a scene and the priest is sitting there like well, you know Everybody knows he really loved his family and like there was like a gasp as he said it I'm like, do you know what the fuck you're talking about? I don't like that either. So I would like to retract my statement. I guess it is nice, but a lot of times it is it looks

If they're a bozo The whole thing becomes a bozo show You're really gonna take it seriously Do it good. Yeah, I think that's obviously the plan. I think sometimes it's executed poorly Yeah, right by the person but too long winded to cry in the inappropriate jokes Did you make any jokes? Where did you go? Delilah's? What are you talking about inappropriate joke? Uh Made a couple who'd you marry fill in lauren. You did I did you married them

Uh, what's something like that? What'd it go for? Nothing come to think nothing He is a 20 card $20 card carrying patreon member though since the inception. Excellent. So it's paid off. There you go. Um I made a couple of jokes because I I've known her for a long time And I became really good friends with him as well separately And so like I did uh, I actually had my my wife helped me write it of like, oh, this is there And like I did like a ghost writer, huh? I did a long thing on her I was like, yeah, she's great blah blah blah and then I go and fill

I don't know much about him or whatever. I'm like that got a big laugh. I'm like seems like a cool guy Big laugh but kept it short sweet Uh, and then my clothes are I thought was pretty good. I was like my clothes By the power invested me by the good people at w w w dot universal life church dot com I now pronounce you. Uh, I remember didn't I punch this up a little bit? I don't think so I think I might have had a writing credit or two in there And I believe I don't recall is that was that not the first time that the The toast was used. No, that was for my brother

Ah, you his wedding. I didn't officiate his wedding. I was the best man at his wedding and he used the toast Yes Had a bunch of people hitting me up for that. Sure everybody gets it Everybody gets it hit me up. I got you. Yeah, it's a fucking that in a t-shirt buy one get one Tell me that things tell me that thing's not a fuck. That's not bulletproof. I've said it's really good I had to do some fucking audibles and some changes, you know You got a little fucking artsy fartsy with it Out of fucking steam fitters wedding the house of the rising sun doesn't really go over so well

All right Well, you got a little you were in your little fucking poet your little shakespeare bag, okay? We're living in reality. These are dirt balls without a goddamn future. Okay They don't know what thy is. Yeah Thus as I settled my head down you know, like jesus christ you fucking artsy dork I bet you do have a shakespeare monologue in the chamber at all times how all occasions do inform against me and spend my double revenge What does it matter if the chief go to the mock of his time you but feed and sleep

Abyss no more. Oh, it's about food. He's like radius It's about food. It's about food. You're stepping on my shakespeare. Oh, I'm sorry this fucking guy Walk out of here right now. Go ahead. I apologize. No, I'm gonna go back into it That was mid-riff. That was fucking hamlet. God damn it. I'm trying to class this place up. Of course. It's about ham again And we're back That's how a pro doesn't If you ever see a hamlet on the menu in a deli get it, that's just fantastic Yo, they're doing honey baked hamlet in the park this weekend

Foley's headlining But yes, hobie, I am trained. I'm a classically trained actor I've read the greats Some of them I tell people I went a lot more than I did on me. Sure This is from jake smith. I don't know if this has ever been touched on never had a question asked Did you have a garbage disposal in your house growing up? We've talked about this many times. I don't many I would say it's been discussed. We also discussed the trash compactor Yeah, we also after of course trash compactor

We also discussed the early days of the water purification system that people would put on their Fossage I understand that which is trash. Sure the garbage disposal Is it garbage or not? The garbage disposal is not garbage the garbage disposal is classy use not having one use proper Not having one is trashy. I don't know about that. Oh, see okay. You're in your bag. What do you got here? Did you have one growing up? I did not here we go. No Sorry, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I apologize We had it in the townhouse

Because it was newer construction But our house you have one now. No, we don't have that Here we go. This is the age you would have to get that added on you can't get those added on without doing a whole repipe job Welcome to the age foley spin zone. Do you have one? Yeah, of course. I have one. Yeah, the door that goes nowhere Age Yeah, we just to spend money and flex on the neighbors. We put a door in the never open They can get a smell they can kick it a little bit You know what so can just fucking food scraps in the trash can

Which way take the trash out? Oh really? I just saw you throw trash on the ground fair enough No, yeah fair enough, uh, they're classy It's the it's the civilized way to discard of your food waste to say anything else is Broncos, where does it go? Plus there's some videos where a stepmom gets her hand stuck Looking for a wedding ring and then an unsuspecting steps on a rise. It's a nice layer. He yanks from the wedding. Yeah, um, so You know, it's the civilized way Where does the food go? It fucking chops it up into a bunch of fucking pieces. Uh-huh and then I guess like through the fucking waste pipe

Really? Yeah, the poop pipe. Yeah Yeah, huh interesting. So I mean if your fucking turds can fit in there so can you know regular You can get a garbage disposal installed in your fucking I had that question if you're clogged a toilet just with poop Not with toilet paper. I've never I don't think I've ever properly. I don't think I've ever clogged a toilet Really ever? Oh look at you ever like a rabbit poops over here. It's like a deer Uh tight little butt on this kid. I never have I don't know if there was any concern Of it Oh, I have over a toilet paper. That's what I'm saying. I would give a courtesy flush to be like, okay. I'm not gonna clog this thing

Get to go get her. I mean, why it's just logic to me Toby, I know you backed up the shitter once or twice Fucking redneck It was north carolina fucking pipes God damn it. Toby backed up the shitter again Oh This is one was there a grown up how far was the walk to the outhouse? Was there a bathroom in your smoky mountains? Was there a bathroom in any of your houses that you couldn't poop in?

What yeah, my friend had one on the first floor like don't poop in that one for some reason I don't know why I guess wait not a great plumbing. I presume Uh, no, but I do remember as a kid. Hey friends with howie mandel. What that's fucking weird. It doesn't make any sense Germaphobe what got it move go as a kid when your parents were out of when your parents were out of the house You were alone. I used to like poop into the different bathrooms and weren't like allotted to me, you know Oh taking a nice dump in some kids parents master bathroom when they're not around Oh, it's like being in a hotel Fucking thing like this white with the towels and shit

Hey room service couple of towels up here, please So they had a phone next to it next to the can I had one guy had that that was like They thought that was cool in the 90s for like a week. Yeah, it never really that was for businessmen in the 90s Yeah, that never really there was like some hotels that would have that Type thing but I never made sense to them. I like what can't wait fucking six minutes No, we always only ever had one or two bathrooms. It was it was shit where you can Yeah, you're a two bathroom house. I'm a two. We're two bathroom family. Yeah, we're one and a half right now It's what we got now one and a half. Oh that downstairs isn't full now

We're fucking taking a shower in the basement. What are we fishermen? It's technically not a basement. Yeah, it is That's a basement that walks outside. Yeah It's california split level move on toby cut that Mom california white trash. That's what it really is Anyway, uh, yeah, no one bathroom one bathroom. No garbage disposal So go back to that garbage disposals are classy for sure Okay, it's the it's the civilized way to discard of your waste and for you to say otherwise shows you an asshole fair enough

Uh, this one's from luke coffee everybody a trash can for your car That is a tough look. That's but so we've talked about this, but so is the fucking bag over the shifter That's a tough look too. Of course, but they're the same thing to me The fact that you're accumulating trash in your car and not disposing of it immediately Is a bad look true. That's the I mean it's your car. It's not the kitchen. You know what I mean? There's she whatever you're consuming in your car should be You go into 7-11 you get a plastic bag with water and chips or a soda and chips

Walk out consume that put it back in the bag throw it out on the way out That's how trash should be operated in a car. By the way, I've been shot down for loans before this is the longest that it's gone where I would I feel like I would have been shot down by now Uh, this is from ryan costman first time Heating up cold brew coffee in the microwave because my coffee maker is broken clean living or grabaggio I don't understand it fully. I assume he's buying cold brew like those like individual cold brew things

Pouring it into a cup and microwaving that God damn that's disgusting or he's making cold brew and then heating it up Or he's letting coffee from yesterday in the fridge. Yeah, and then reheating it up either way But he can't he can't make coffee. That's what i'm saying. He said his coffee maker is broken So he can't make coffee to either has to cold brew it himself. How would he buy a hot coffee? I don't know buddy. I'm saying go to fucking starbucks hit a donkeys You know go to any of odega get a cup of coffee. What are we doing here? I have put cold brew I have put a nice coffee in the fridge overnight and drag it the next day

Yeah, I don't we've talked about this. I don't like doing that at all. That is not my fucking cup of tea You know, it's a tough look is ice and a beverage in the refrigerator. You can't if there's melts a little bit Yeah, you can't do that just like there's a clear level floating at the top You get that you got to give that a little shaky shake. No, it's never the same I would just my head of like i'll just go get another whatever the fuck that is. Yeah, it's trash, man. Yeah Garbage, uh, all right. This one's from orlando alvarez haven't had a question read yet Always hearing the pool question Was it garbage for your dad who makes in-ground pools for a living but never have one at home?

So instead he buys an above ground pool every summer. What that is every summer I guess he gets those like disposable johns Oh my well, we see the fat lady slicing it open at the end of the year and that dumb broad gets taken out every single time too She does always kids One of those yeah those things are Yeah, well, I guess it's like to the point like the price point of like all right Well, it was like 300 bucks or whatever. We're not going to save it. We'll just get a fucking new one They have like filters and pumps on them too

Yes, obviously some are better than others and you know size is dependent upon it and stuff Wow, but a fucking you figure a guy that was that Works for a company that could that did in-ground pools could afford an in-ground pool He's probably I mean he's probably manual labor is you know what I mean? I don't know if he oh the owner of an in-ground pool I assume there's some friends and family pricing I would assume so and to get a little fucking 10% off of promo code garbage or something man. You know what I mean tough look Yeah

That's that's trash. Yeah bad luck Those videos are great. You see a little 10 year old going into a fence line. Ah the best man There's so much water in there the dog rips it off or something It's great So good. Well, also you see some people are so neighbors are always around and might I add never a fence around those pools No, those are they didn't pull permits for that. No Um It's always trashy too. Like some people that's how people some people dispose of them the proper way would be the hose like out to the

Fucking sewer or whatever. Yeah and pump it out But these fucking hillbillies are just fucking slicing it open. I was a neighbor. I'd be fucking pissed soaks the whole fucking Yard the whole side of the fucking block and get your foundation. Yeah trash fucking good now That's what happened to the basement. It's out flooded. Oh, yeah, shout out the toty Shout out the toty. Um, also, I wanted to say on in regards to that. I forgot to say at the beginning I had a buddy who Family did like adjusting

And it was always real like hey, we got this new couch type thing. They're like, yeah, it was damaged I'm like, oh, you guys are playing a real fast and loose with this damage business Like oh, we got a new pinball machine. It was the first one of everything is damaged. Yeah This is now you see the bottom there. There's like I'm like a little fucking touch-up pain when I hear that But now it's a your house. This is a little fucking dicey. You're gonna go to the mattresses for it. Yeah And they're like, wow, it's a win-win. They're getting mine. I'm like, all right. Keep me fucking out of this I like a win-win That was always you get calls like hey, does anybody in your family need a love seat?

Like dude, what are we doing just fucking trash it or like come on with one of the cushions missing. Yeah Um, I waited we were big on that what things circulated around our network of family and friends like um Somebody would have like patio furniture. They would get new patio furniture. My mom would take that patio furniture We still have the patio furniture that's in our sunroom right now is from one of our cousins Who move who had who they had moves and I didn't need it. Yeah Well, it's also like I guess if it has some life left in it. Yeah, yeah I had a sectional in my apartment in Philly, which is a product of divorce. I had sex in my apartment in Philly, too

Did you not bad? Ha ha quit bragging. Um Yeah, we always did that shit. It was always like age like the college kids age Like a cousin would be moving and be like, hey, do you need this? And then like you always felt like obligated to be like, yeah, I guess type thing and you're like Well, now I have like fucking, you know, I have four love seats and not a real size Yeah, I always thought there should be an irish guy who sold outdoor furniture and he would call it patio furniture Oh, this is patio's furniture Welcome to patio's furniture for all your outdoor needs

Patio's furniture Welcome to patios It has to be out there All right, let's do one more than wrap it up. This one's from timbo slice. Still haven't had a question asked Will you fart at a urinal in a crowded bathroom? No, I don't have the confidence for that. No, I don't either T-bone I really try not to yeah, it's tough. I try sometimes I'll if you let us squeak if I know it's not going to be

a scene Sure If I think it's going to be a little, you know, sbd type thing old school dudes do it I think it's a reflex for older guys. Just like they can, you know, yeah I'm surprised you you have control like that. Yeah, I just I would just feel terrible. Yeah Plus I don't need them peeking over to see what the merchandise is like I try not to draw too much attention to myself when I'm in there. You're sitting on the counter paying out Sbd shitty backdoor silent but deadly. Ah, you've never heard sbd. Holy shit

Oh, are you at home school? No, would you say shitty backdoor? Well, that was a joke, but uh, No, of course I heard silent but deadly. It shouldn't connect to my brain. Wow No, I can't do it timbo says this is how I establish dominance A lot of guys do that which I understand you go ahead. I'm the king of this castle the guy Oh Guy seldom washes his hands. No, I'm gonna go on record. I never wash my hands out of the bathroom. Really? I poop. Yeah P. No, stop at a rest stop. I'm not washing my hands at a fucking red public bathroom Are you hitting this hand sanitizer? Yeah, now especially that there's sanitizer everywhere, but it's like

You wash your hands and then you hit like a door. What a fuck that. Yeah, you see me washing my hands. I'm doing it for your benefit 100% all right. Let's wrap her up. What a fun episode What a great family episode. We love you guys Uh tickets are on sale for hardford for albany for sarah cues. Yes, sir. Get those tickets last shows of the year Get those tickets. We love you guys. We'll see you next week Peace