Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Hot Guys w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: March 17, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage, isn't it? It's that little show where we sit down to your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy Hello, they're just a big old piece of trash rubbish. I'm your host. They fully coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here at Tooties in a new edition. She's upstairs making sweet love to herself My cause is coming at you from across the second moving. This is what we call a family episode.

Just the boys, the bozos and the homies. And he is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. And let me tell you this right now, next time you reach for a best pal, do yourself a favor, make it a keppy or a LaCroix, whatever you want. Kevin Ryan, everybody. What up, gang? Shout out to the homies and the bozos.

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I had a question for you before we get started hit me I've been trying to take better care of myself. All right. I didn't know we were gonna start off What in Foleyville therapy on the pills this that the other thing those are some boxing the I'm getting older. You know what I mean? And no, I have a youthful appearance, right? I've been blessed with good genetics. You look like the fat guy from Mr. Deeds that he beats up in the nice restaurant. The opera singer. Pull that, drop that in right there.

What is your... and you're the wrong person. Why is that? What do you mean? I don't get that. You're a gurus. Charles a gurudy. But I'll ask you. I'll put it up to Luke as well. He's a young guy so he's not probably doing this stuff yet and I never had to do it. You know what I mean? But it's catching up to me. What is your nightly routine before you go to bed? Like is there a wash? Is there an eye cream is there? Is there an eye cream? My eyes look like you're falling out of my head. Is there an eye cream? No, I gotta go to the doctor What do you mean? Eye cream? You haven't slept in 12 years. I sometimes I'll do that my boy got those little eye things like the pads I've seen you do those before shows. It's weird like you're going to a cosplay

or something about to get freaky. Uh I'll do that on the right. Yeah. If I got bad, I mean, I get baggy eyes. He had a couple of Jansports under here. A couple of book bags and uh yeah, sometimes we're on the road and I'm groggy and I'm

hungover and I'm drinking on a nightly basis. No. I just go to bed. So bad. Just going if I do I take a pee. I lay down. I like to get a fresh water if I cats about it. I like a nice glass of water. I wake up in the middle of night mummified brush your teeth before you go to bed every night.

No, no every night. Absolutely not. Does my wife like it? Absolutely not. And if you don't the it, the morning breath difference is crazy. I know. But sometimes it dries my mouth out too much. And then I'm like... Why are you brushing your teeth with?

Pure bacon suit. Uh... It dries my mouth out too much and then I sleep real bad and then I wake up... wake up, you know, fucking huffing. So no, you don't wash you don't do nothing moisturizer nothing like that huh no I'm going to bed okay I go to bed right now feel that I take my jacket sleeping in your jeans I got caught doing that the other day she freaked out. I got into bed with my cargo pants. That's insane

Dude, I would divorce you immediately Do you have comfy sometimes? I'd like it now. You're just it's lazy. No Yes, okay defensive Dan. No, I started God. They're so worn in perfectly. They're basically sweat They're almost pajamas at this point because I wash them so much. They're very thin. I don't believe any of that. Thinly a gabardine. Yeah, no, I do I do I moisturize in the morning. That's what I moisturize. The bird does right? She has a whole routine. Don't get me started at this and that and the Moistures and the creams and the stuff. Hey lady, just go to bed. You'll look like me.

Wake up. They got two of us. Yikes. That's a bad hand to be dealt. No, I'm glad she does. You're a beautiful woman. She does everything, you know. Yeah. One of us has to be good looking. Sure.

And Amy. That's what I say about you and I. What? It's one of the reasons why I'm really starting this journey hard. What? One of us has got to be attractive. I think we know who that is Luke

So we keep her out uh Sure Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna work on that for us Okay, well then we're Fox. That's that's let's see if we can return these cameras and get and sell the van I thought thinking about getting rid of the beard too. No, no, no. More hair. Really? Because I don't... Well, let me do a touch of gray.

That'll be a... Let me do a touch of gray. I thought you said you didn't want me to do it. No, because it looks bad, but that's the reason I'd be doing it. You'll do it. I'll do it for you. You'll touch my face? I wear gloves.

Cut your head off and do it and then do it on a second location Okay, yeah, I've been trying to start doing that a little bit more wash my face put a little moisturizer on Brush my teeth before I go to bed. You'll be the hot one in no time Brush my teeth because I keep waking up in the morning and my teeth hurt. I don't think that's a good thing Brush my teeth because I keep waking up in the morning and my teeth hurt. I don't think that's a good thing It cool coat of sense at night. I'm all right. You ever have your hair hurt what yeah my hair hurt Uh-huh my pubes a little bit. They got scratch. I'm running away from that They're getting wiry Thick we're gonna get demonetized

Take a brillo pad down man now. What was the last time you cleaned up down there with the buzzer? Before the wedding yeah, I trimmed it up, but she had to do it so it kind of takes it away a little bit You're fucking I can't ask the girl at the nail place to do it. They'll throw me out again You're fucking I can't ask the girl at the nail place to do it. They'll throw me out again Go down there with the fucking welding man, what do you do with your hands when that's happening? Just hanging You're probably being a dick Because you are you're probably being a real real bitch about it if you really want to know I got to hold up my belly That was worse than I pictured

Hurry up, let's take it. I can't hold this all day Jesus. This is embarrassing for me Thank you God love her. I had one the other day. I had something I did the other day that made me think of... Me? No. Oh god no. Of being a garbage. I've done it because my wife kind of looked at me.

Ew. No, I I asked a guy where he got a coffee. Yeah. Right. Hey, where'd you get? But I'm used to doing.

No, it was the further conversation. I'm used to doing that and seeing that done with beers. When you're somewhere not at a bar, you're at like an amusement, you're at like a Six Flags and you see a guy walking with a beer. It's natural happenstance for my family to be like, hey buddy, where'd you get that beer? Where'd you score them beers? They got it right back there.

They got any more on you? Uh-huh. Do they take credit? Okay. Yeah, I don't know. Just asking somebody where they got those beers is very trashy. So did you ask somebody about the coffee? Yeah.

And then it led to... Where were you that you didn't know your surroundings? In the mall. You were in the mall? Uh-huh. You saw a guy with a coffee? Saw a guy with a coffee. Did you know the branding of the coffee? Yeah, Starbucks. So you said, hey, where's that Starbucks? I said, hey man, where'd you get that coffee? What are you looking at, chit chat? Why don't you just look at the map like a normal person? Look at that map. You asked somebody? I would have treated you like an asshole. I got it at Starbucks. Now, please excuse me while my wife shapes my pubes. You want to look at me like that in the mall? Not anymore. Yeah, no, I say, Hey, where'd you get that coffee? What he say? That way. I said, Okay, great. And the mall I never been to. I

don't know if you've been to a you know, you drop me in the Oxford Valley mall, the Chamonix mall, get your coffee, dude, sweet. I mean, he these weird fucking North Jersey malls are The Palisades, I don't know nothing. I'm surprised you did something like that Stranger like that. I mean, it's not I'm 38 year old business owner. That's not your mo What hey, where'd you get that? I think throw them up against the wall fucking turn her around and start batting them down Hey, where'd you get that? I didn't throw him up against the wall, fucking turn around and start batting him down.

Hey, tough guy, you want to do this the hard way or the easy way? Talk. I say, man, where'd you get that coffee? What about this? You like that? Uh huh. Huh? Yeah. But I think it's I would have told you to fuck off. I'm tough guy. Is that what you are? Yeah, tough guy. And he used me.

You might tie in my shoe for me. Then I'm going gonna kick your ass Man yeah, I made me think of I can't remember what it was I might have told you this but I drop something on the street and I was bending over to pick it up and it was Taking me a minute in this old lady walk by she's like I wouldn't be able to get that either Fucking old bitch. I want you to mind your fucking business. Otherwise, I'll give you a dirt nap Brutal which that's getting better. My flexibility is getting better. My bend downs getting better. It's good Be attractive and note that

hot one. The good-looking one. What does that make you? Yikes. What? When? I mean you are, you do have a... If we want to get a scripted things and stuff like that, I gotta get somebody good-looking. Pull this thing off for the poster for the kids. So maybe we'll have a movie drop in one twenty ninety eight. What the fuck are you talking about? You first of all, did you have no teeth? Listen, I'm not sitting here saying I'm Brad Pitt. I'm not comparing.

I'm just saying if you want to be the hot one, I got to treat critiques. You got a lot of skin tags. Kids, Ben Affle't have, I ain't going to do shirtless sex scenes. You'd be tagged all tagged up. Look at a goddamn railroad car. Yeah. Okay, you got a lot of skin tags. I'm going to get them scraped off. And listen out there, I'm not saying I am the attractive one.

I'm just saying. I told you to let me get the veneers. You want me to get them. I didn't say you can do whatever you want. Chompers. Wadden, you ain't got the cash to do it now. You got a gray beard, bad teeth, bad skin. It's like blotch. It's yellowy.

Is it? Unless I get a little color, I'm alright. That's why I'm doing this thing at night. That's why I asked you. The creams? Whatever. What? Tallo. Beef tallow I'm doing this thing at night. That's why I asked you. The creams? Whatever. Tallow. Beef tallow. Yeah, I bet it is. Bone marrow. You're dabbing rye bread on your face and eating it. My own charcuterie board. Sure. Yeah, I would love for you to be there.

I would love for you to get hot. Get a be-become hot. Okay. I would love for you to get hot. Become hot. Okay. I just lost confidence in that, okay. If we're being honest. I think you lost confidence. I mean, we're screwed. Yeah, listen.

We're not Hollywood guys. We're YouTube guys. Hollywood Florida. Yeah, there. I can go clean up down here. Get a tan. Get a speedboat cigarette boat That's what we need what cigarette boat I'd move. Yeah, I'd move to flow we could go clean up in Florida You know what be doing down there running away

Why I don't make moves. Okay. Yes cocaine Cowboys. I Wouldn't catch us He behind a cigarette there's another there's another fuck four hundred pound guy in a cigarette boat wearing the shirt. He wore in his wedding Who can't bend down after he drops the keys I got the old lady for that Yeah, right Listen, I want you to I want you to become Hollywood Start fucking you know, I told you I started with the face shit That's where you start start the face work your way down What I mean you also started with beef so it's like beef beef beef

You said you use beef tallow. That's good for you. Sure. Google that. Listen, that's what they're all doing now I know what it is, but you're going I think you might just you know Use these use and put it near your lips. I started pulling too. Oh, we pull pulling oils. Yeah No pulling that stuff don't work soaking Shout out to soaking What do you mean? That's what the it's what the college kids are doing. Not college, Mormons. Mormons? That's how I let be you they ask those questions.

And you're too old to be looking at those videos. I saw it on Instagram the other night. You have to have somebody else to sit there with you. Hmm? To move to bed. Sure. Huh. Just fuck. What are you doing here? I'd be good at that. Get me in there. Go to bed without brushing your teeth. Listen to me, kids. Um, alright, but all that's either here nor there. You know what I mean? That's what I said. It's a goddamn family episode. Family program. We're talking about this filth. Uh-huh.

I asked you what your nightly, uh, nighttime routine was. You start talking about dirty shit. That wasn't me. That was you. No. Yeah. It's not what the. Read the meeting minutes back. Meeting minutes. I don't know how we got there. Let's go. All right. This one's from the the deals.

$10 homie. Ever seen your dad cry? I've only seen it three times. One at his mother's funeral. Rest in peace, Granny C. Two our dog dying. Rest in peace granny see to our dog dying rest in peace buddy and three when we watched the movie Armageddon That's like the notebook for dad's that is a that kills me at the end That affected me. Oh, he's trying to get bad the whole he's got to come down and talk to that Steven Tyler's daughter. Yeah then you know what gets me is I mean obviously when Bruce Willis goes like this and he just accepts it. He just Flash hits him but fucking Ben Affleck banging on that window

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They write a note on him or something. They did him dirty if you ask me. Greatest comedian of all time. Throw him out a God damn window. Yeah. God damn it. That doesn't get me, but I mean, I remember being like emotionally,

I was like, what year did Con Air come out? 97 or something. That's early. Had to be earlier. 94 yeah 93 94 maybe 97 Fuck at it. What how what did it do in the box office? That killed it 224 124 million back then that that's like a billion box office 224 budget was 75 million

That's not bad. That's a nice return for the studio What's that have on rotten tomatoes? 58 they don't fucking that's bought and sold that run Google users is 84. Yeah, it's mostly me Kevin one Kevin to um kept simpler hair color. I'm getting rid of my grave. You've been saying that for a while I'm going rid of my greys. You've been saying that for a while. I'm going hot pink, baby. Let's have a little fun with this with simpler hair color. Gang, it's official. I see greys every time I look in the mirror.

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my dad was on the low and emotional guy. Like, I would see him tear up watching stuff. But he, you know, he's like, yeah, I'm something in my eye or whatever. I don't think I've ever seen my dad cry. Um, seen him hit a man. Me? Uh, yeah, definitely the natural got him, for sure.

I remember the natural getting him. When his dad died, I remember him being sad, but I don't remember seeing him cry. I know we had a sudden situ death in the family that everybody got it That was the first time I saw everybody cry and I was too young for it. It fucking freaked me out Seen to bounce back from it wasn't no Michael Bay movie. Yeah, but that's when they hit it That's when the little flares and all that stuff were perfect. What are we talking about Armageddon? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did that good You ran away went in a big circle and came back there nine of your family members died and you brought it back to fucking the

Gettin Shout-out to it. I didn't know where we were He's like and then he died she died quick one and he had a little kid died inside. I died and we talked about It's like reading a goddamn obituary with you. Is it garbage if you can smell that somebody smokes inside their house from outside their house? That's Eaterville. Holy shit. That's pretty good.

We have that in our apartment. There's the guy on our first floor is one of the supers. He that's an indoor house. Not all day. He goes out like, but I think morning and night. He's ripping. He's one of the supers. He that's an indoor house. Not all day. He goes out like but I think morning and night, he's ripping. He's especially

Nicole. Well, you could smell it walking. Oh, you open the door. Boom. Wow. There's also someone below me or somewhere. I can't I can't peg it. I like it a little. They're cranking heaters and you walk into one corner of the living room and

you're like, oh, I don't mind it. That, I tell you what, I don't know if it's like Pavlovian thing, is that the right word? You need to continue on the definition. Smelling a little bit of weed is comforting. Because somebody smokes weed in our building and they do it in the bathroom and they blow it in the vent. Yeah, it's just so like. Yeah, I kind of like it. It mixes in with the air freshener and all that stuff. No. Makes it vent. Yeah, it's just so like. Yeah, I kinda like it.

It mixes in with the air freshener and all that stuff. No. Makes it cozy in there, I don't know why. It just reminds me. I'm about that life though, you don't smoke, you smoke the chronic. Sure, I forgot I was talking to fucking Dr. Dre over here in exhibit.

I smoke bags, dog. And then immediately freak out. I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, when I fucking get his shit. No, it reminds me of every like shitty house I've ever lived in and it makes me sad. I'll give you that. I'm just like, ah, there's a guy smoking a blunt on the couch right now. And I'm like, I don't that's it. I'm sleeping on.

Yeah. That smell. I didn't like that burnt blunt smell at your, at the weed dealers place. Sure. Bad couch, bad TVs on yeah That's whatever it reminds me of like hanging out someone finding a couch in the Someone's like being thrown out, and I'm spending too much time on it. You know what I mean sweating And it's making my the back of my legs edge

This is very specific couch. I'm talking All right this one's from Smashing Blumpkins. Very nice. This just says, my buddy says supper instead of dinner. We've talked about this. He also holds his utensils with a clenched fish, like the angry Arthur meme. That's how you eat supper. That's like, there's no elegance.

There's no refiness. That's like manual labor. Yeah, we've talked about this a little bit because I asked you about this not that long about dinner and supper. Supper and somebody hit me up about this. I was very divisive if I do recall. Yes. Some were saying you were wrong, some were saying you were right, I don't know.

My understanding of it is Sunday supper is technically lunch time. That's how they did it in the old days is that the big meal of the day on Sunday would be around two or three o'clock. Right. You, what do you have on that history of supper? Supper is typically described as a lighter, more informal meal eaten at home while dinner often implies a larger, more formal meal. Hmm, that's not the dirtbag dictionary.

Yeah. Check urban dictionary. Yeah, I mean that's trash. Calling it suppers trash, for sure. Dinner's sometimes the midday meal and supper being the evening meal. No shit. I think that's where you were wrong, people were saying.

Okay, huh. Like a nice supper. Aunt Mary Catherine used to throw out a nice supper on Sunday. Little vegetable stew. God damn, that was good. Supper is the evening meal. Dinner doesn't refer to a specific time,

yet it always remains the main meal of the day. Supper always had plain white bread with soft butter. Dipping it in your soup. That's yeah, I don't know. I mean, we've never that's never been anything used for us. All right. This one's just funny. This is from Blimp and Grind. Ten dollar homey never had one red.

You've ever had to use someone else's spare tire. Dude, you are jammed. Yes. They'll fuck up. My mom did. Really? Yeah. At that point, we'd always just go buy a used tire. Nah, there was there was there was a run there where Patty was like a mechanic. We'd be going to junkyards to get and I don't even like if you really went back, she didn't need to be doing this. I don't think I

could be wrong. But like we would go to she if like a tail light went out, she would go to a junkyard and get the part and we would fucking she would finagle it in there and put it in there. I would argue this is when like things are way cheaper now and readily available. Right. You didn't have to like order it. Hey, the port's not coming in for five days. You gotta whatever whatever and they're shipping

and handling. I specifically remember going to like like well Mike has a tire. We'll go and get that. Mm hmm. And going to get the tire in the other car and throwing a tire into the back into the trunk of a car. You just feel like a dirt

bag. I've done that. You got that dirt all over you. The soot. bag. I've done that and you got that dirt all over you the soot Oh, I've done that been like this is just gonna live in here for who know too I'm never taking this out at one point. I had a tree stump and the tire back there a tree stump Yeah, we were making an end table or something right when I started dating my wife And this is like not that long ago what yeah, I opened the trunk to Akash had to put something in there And he's like why do you have lumber and a tie? Or like, I like it was like. Wait, who was going to make the. We had made one. So you and your wife. Yeah. Where's that now?

Fire pit or something. We got rid of it when we moved some apartments. Made an end. She's my wife likes making stuff. Where'd you get the tree stump my brother-in-law's house? I never told you this story So there was a thing with like We'd take a tree stump See if you can find tree stump end table or nightstand or so they were playing stump I don't know what that is you have a hammer and you flip it and then you try it you have your own nail What it mean my wife in a frat party?

drinking game yeah, no Like if you take like a big like a Trunk cut like a six inch four inch slice off of it still has the bark you coat it with something And then you put legs on it, and that was you coat it with something and then you put legs on it and That was like our end table. Yeah, we put legs on it. Where'd you get the legs? That's a good question. Ikea probably Why don't you just leave it? Why don't you just make the bottom smooth and have the stump? Hey guy I don't fucking know. What do you mean? Why are you breaking my balls? This is six years ago. I'm making my own table. What?

What do you mean? Why are you breaking my balls? This is six years ago. I'm making my own table. What? I don't want to make your end table. Yeah, it was a different take on the big chunk one. Also, at the time I lived in a five-floor walk-up. I ain't walking up with a fucking three-foot tree trunk.

Saving $150. Is that what they go for? About. Yeah, you get cheaper ones. Ooh, you should be selling them. Now you're on my side here. A little bit. But I had a second one of those in the trunk still. We only made the one.

We didn't have enough space for two. I only made the one, and it lived in the Montego trunk for four or five years. There's vines growing out of it. There's a frog on it. I didn't take it out of my car until I turned my car in as a junker. good for the snow though Sure

Yeah, my dad used to do that. I remember him putting like bags of quickcrete in the trunk. It was snowing out Yeah, for sure you gotta the weight I was in my mom's bravada and I got a flat tire on the Newtown by pace and I couldn't for the life of me find the spare tire. They were either all the cars I ever had was like the trunk under the carpet of the trunk wasn't there. It was an SUV so I'm like oh it's in the back like in the was it underneath it was underneath and I said I have dude I didn't know in the army I didn't know where it was and I'm like my ain't got no fucking thing under spare tire that's crazy it was under

you to like get under that I'd lay on the side of the bypass fuck I remember I just got I just went to Foot Locker and spent my whole paycheck on Nike no fucking Jordan shorts like actual Jordan shorts that was used to get the bullshit footlocker brand and they saw them. Yeah It might have I wasn't on my way home It's probably like a day or two later. I had a pair of black and white basketball, dude You couldn't tell me shit pockets and everything because I used to use the footlocker brand and those things stunk today. You roll in a pair.

Your and ones are very of that. They just stink. I got a couple of Dick's store brand. Yeah. And I had a brand new. Athletica. Yeah. I spent all of my money on those shorts,

a pair of slides, like Nike slides, and new socks because we rocked socks with them back in the day and man I had to get off the other side I fucked up all the clothes I remember ripping the slides as I was crawling out from under the car so pissed I've done that can't have hot I could never have hot shit I'm not gonna be the hot guy I can't dress right You're our only hope blow it out a flip-flop is it Catching a flat tire. No spare for that I remember one time one cracked think a pair of Adidas or some cracked and I tried super gluing it that didn't hold

God stunk so bad. I got a tire and I got a tire over at the house the the the the the the the the I don't even know that. That's something. That's a but I don't even know where that is above my pay grade. There is no tougher look than the donut.

Sure. I'm a big donut guy. How long can you ride on a donut? All donuts are not the same. No kidding. You're telling me. A couple of crawlers. Yeah, I've always pushed it. You know, hey, you can do 50 miles at 50 miles or under 50 miles an hour. Yeah, I've always pushed it. You know hey you can do 50 miles at 50 miles or under 50 miles an hour I yeah, just Always always I put air in a doughnut Fill it up a little bit little dabble. I'm writing. I can't ride on the rims on this doughnuts

This one's just funny this one to these tummy tuck is it garbs it every time I see anything Dale Earnhardt related I can't stop from saying myself. God needed a driver That is some dirtbag shit All right That's just great. So a bit of a story. This is from Chad never have one read I was traveling for work leaving the Milwaukee airport and flying back to Nashville Tenneke okay in line at the TSA checkpoint and the lady in front of me had her carry-on bag inspected When asked why it was so heavy

She said it's full of loose change in White Castle's She said she wasn't gonna eat the White Castle at the airport because they don't have White Castle in her own town and she was bringing them back for her husband and her kids. She said all the loose change was because she visited Milwaukee for a funeral and the deceased family member left her all the loose change. The bag was so heavy the TSA agent had to lift it

with two hands. That's a lot of burgers. That's a lot of change. Damn, you got the loose change. Why don't you go hit a Coinstar and get turning into bills? How is it? Could that be? Is that how it is?

What? They give you all the loose change? You figured they cut you a check or something? Yeah. That's crazy, dude. Also, why would you... And for Tina? Change.

Swing it on the counter. Had a lawyer mention the lawyer? What kind of lawyer you got doing that, Will? Dude, at no point, listen, I've done a lot of bozo stuff. At no point would I ever be like, I'm going to fly. Dude, imagine getting that in the overhead carry. You got to get that up over your head, tiny little girl. All them burgers.

That changes. I respect the bringing the White Castles back. That's nice. And those are okay. That feels like it should stay in like a school bag or a purse or something. That doesn't go in the luggage. I agree. With the money, I guess it takes like pennies. All them lose burgers and change. Got a nickel in there. But I don't mind that move. Because you don't gotta heat them up. If it's a couple hours flight, you get back, you can have them, you know, hey, and you're gonna be the hot one.

Eating burgers have been on a plane is crazy. With patties in them. You know, burgers to TSA. By no point would I ever say, let's fly all this change home. I'd go like, OK, thank you. Thank you. And I'm sorry for your dress. Sorry for that. Well, I mean, also how much change

is a suitcase full of change? I don't know if it was heavy. Couple hundred bucks. Maybe more if it's quarters, dude. Could be looking at a couple of Gs. No. Sure. If it's a checked bag.

Checked bag's different. Now this was- No, you said he had to pick it up with two hands So that's maybe 50 pounds worth of change. That's a lot of change Pennies you're fuck say what 50 pounds of loose changes quarters. No not courting it I know if you would have said quarters 50 cent piece gold ball 50 pounds of change would be worth $600 to $800. That's not bad.

Not a couple grand. Well. Not well. You said it was not a couple grand. Also, go hit the coin star. It's already in the just drag it drag bag. Shout the drag bag right to it. Bada bing, bada boom, you're donezo.

Yeah, no way would I fly with the change. Burgers, burgers or whatever. I mean, that's crazy to me too but now if you'd hit it like You know, they don't have it in your hometown. You wouldn't love that. That's the idea You're gonna go that goes back to the Abe's hot dog things my my parents went up to Wolfsbury and they came home They bring that's different. That's it. That's a 90 minute drive to our flight

Airport I get the air train cab rental car. Yeah, I mean, I see what you're saying. Listen, fries. That's ridiculous. I'll give you that. But the sodas are going to be cold. This is gonna be melted. Oh, shakes are all mixed in. This one's from Matthew C $10 bozo is a garbage And I have multiple condiments on my nightstand. I wish I could attach a photo. It's bad. God damn it I I have a very adverse reaction to this because for a minute I slept near a Frank's red hot that was wet and sriracha that was way too close to me

I was on a coffee table though. No, why would would you have that? In my college room in my apartment. Okay, that's different. On the coffee table, we ask people, do you have any hot sauce on your coffee table? That's all right. Al, it should be in the kitchen. Anything that should live in the kitchen should live in the kitchen.

In your bedroom. You don't know this setup. Maybe he lives with like three roommates and it's like, hey, it's just easier to keep there. Yeah, crushes him in there. That was kind of my thing. It was like, I was also doing a lot of eating in there. We had lost the middle to the mice.

Flip's room was on one end, mine was on the other. The no man's land got a little hairy. We were doing a lot of eating chicken, cheese steaks, and french fries in my room. The kingdom had changed hands. Uh-huh, and I would keep it in hand. I just like, I still saw smoking in there. Been smoking in bed.

A bed was like your couch, essentially. A bottle of ketchup in there? Yeah, I just remember being like, I just remember laying next to like a full ashtray and a Frank's Red Hot or something and just being like, this ain they saying I can't do this forever Make some changes Ain't it?

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That's patina or the Statue Patina is the Liberty Bell. That's Patina. Or the Statue of Liberty, the Liberty Bell. There's green. That's copper. Copper's copper color. Oh, that's what that would be? If you took some brass out of the Statue of Liberty. Some CLR, hit it with some CLR.

It would turn copper color? I mean, in theory, yeah. Why don't they do that? I don't think you can. Why not? Eh. What do I look like? I work at Kruger, smoothen industrial standing? I don't fucking know.

They should do that. That'd be nice. That'd be good for the city. Look into why they don't do it. They probably could never finish it before it started turning green again. The other side would turn green. Oh, OK.

First of all, I can be completely wrong. I'm guessing. Also, that's been on there for like fucking 300 years. I don't think you can take that off. Thick coat. Yeah, that's on there. But it's not green. It's copper. Underneath. Not under. I mean, that is

copper. The Statue of Liberty is made of copper. Is that what you're telling me? Luke? That's not what I'm telling you. Yeah. Yeah. It is. And the green patina actually protects the copper from further erosion So that's why they leave it Call it off boys

Kruger You didn't know it was copper. I Didn't know what it was Metal of some kind steel. I didn't know it's caught. I didn't know so you're telling me that when they built that Stop saying like you're telling me like I'm like. So when they built that it was copper color. It looked like a big penny. I mean I believe. For a couple of weeks until it rained or something. I mean even still. What do you mean even still? I think if you leave a piece of copper out and it rains it doesn't immediately turn green like that. So it took

a while? I always thought it was mint chocolate chip. Think you scoop it at scoop of freedom maybe. I remember when Orbit had that it was like fresh mint or something. It was like mint chocolate or maybe it was mint chocolate chip. It was a mint chip gum for a little while. I got nothing. It was hot. I was like it was that hot. Sounds gross. Rocky road gum. What do you got? Took about 30 years. Really? To go green. Get the fuck out of here. Go birds. Man, that's something I'd like to see.

What do you mean? I don't know, go back and see it in its original color. It'd be pretty cool. Trey, I could do that for you. It's all fake shit. What was it close you've ever been to the Statue of Liberty? Houston Street. I don't know.

The Staten Island Ferry. OK. Yeah. I ain't been over there. What's with the attitude? What, do you work there? What's the closest you've been, dickhead? I don't like this.

What do you mean? And I like mint gum. And it was hot. And it was hot when I don't like this. What do you mean? And I like mint gum. And it was hot, and it was hot when I checked at it, and their breath smelled like mint chocolate chip a little bit. Yeah, it turned you on, huh, fatty? Yeah, it wasn't chocolate chip. And you wanna be the hot one. It was like fresh mint or something,

or mint chip, or something. She was hot, though. I'm sure she was. Fucking dickhead. Sit here, just bullshit. Trying to do a goddamn show. A little patino on your brain. I'm sure she was I'm sorry. I think it'd be cool to see that in its original for I never said it wasn't I asked how close to the Statue of Liberty was and for some reason that offended you

Jesus Christ Are you done? I got Ryan texting Ryan shut up. This text to me fax about the Statue of Liberty. Alright. How many condiment bottles are too many if you're living in that studio setup? I mean studio you still have a kitchen of some kind. True but... What on the... Dorm style setup. Dorms out the window.

No it should be next to the bed though. Like you at least go, you eat, and then when you're living in tight quarters like that, you have to be on, it's like living in jail. You got to be on top of it. You got to go, okay, eat, and then I'll sit in my bed and eat. But then that stuff goes over there. No, a dorm, the way you have it set up, you have your little kitchen area. Please tell me, guy who got thrown out of college.

Well, I was in the dorm for a couple of years, one year. There we go. Three months. Not one year. I was in the dorm for a couple of years. One year. Okay, there we go. Three months. Not one year. I was in there for first year. Um, you have your college college and you have your milk crates and you put all your stuff over there in the in the area. You know that next to the bed is the vague. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I just said that. You said, no, let me tell you. I thought you were saying no, you can eat in your bed and have it

next to you while you're doing that. But then at the end, when you're done you clean up put everything back. That's big when you're coming in broads sure Get the hot sauce in your eyes that kid that use my computer Who we saw by the way the Eagles game? All right, let's see This is from Jaren damn near day one homie shout out to you there we go never had one red you ever get dessert with McDonald's breakfast we call it the fat boy speedball. What are we talking about here? I don't know what kind of what you

would do. I don't listen the way I would do it. If you want to know do they I have just a general question. What kind of desserts are they serving at that time they have pastries in the morning. Don't say pastries like it's a French fucking dissey and they have cinnamon rolls. Maybe an apple fritter. You might be able to get the pies then to the apple pies or the confetti pies or birthday pies and they're starting to dabble into the uh they're taking a cue from Popeyes Popeyes has the fruit and cream

pies. Cream pies? It'll be strawberry and like a Philadelphia cream cheese line. They're delicious. Um but what I would consider dessert there would be in the morning. A Whopper. Is the McGriddles. I would there would always be a McGriddle. Whatever I got. There would be a sausage egg and cheese McGriddle for afterwards. That would be dessert. It's going to make me sick. Your question.

No, it wasn't. Hot cakes are pretty big. Yeah. That's not dessert, though. That McGriddle cake is that's got the cinnamon shit, maple, whatever, running through it. They should just sell those. All right. Hey, hey, you're talking about trying to get into Hollywood. That's all brought it up. It's old stuff. That's the old me. I don't do that. Sure.

Um, let's see here. This was. You guys want to get some. This one's new old me. I don't do that. Sure. Let's see here. Unless you guys want to get some. This one's new to me, and I like a nice scam. This is from KJ Peterman. Jammed up tip. If you get a check, you can take a picture on the app, which will free $200 for you. I say you get a check for $1,000. Yeah. Most banks will free on the good credit of. When you put it when you deposit into your thing.

So you deposit at night. Yes. Well, you know, there's $200 is available immediately. The rest is available the next 24 hours or whatever. Whatever. But if I say Friday night, that might not hit the. Tuesday morning. Right. Right. So you get a check, you can take a picture with the app and deposit it, which will give you two hundred dollars. OK, then you can go to an ATM and they'll give you another two hundred dollars

till the check clears. Yeah, that's I think check fraud. Huh? I didn't say that. I don't know why this guy's fucking throwing double dipping. Yeah, I didn't know. I forgot. I didn't think it went through on my phone There you go. I'm out. I'm a free man. It's come Monday Don't just go. Oh, it's double the positive

But you got your you got 400 beans And I don't think that's illegal the check can cover it. How long is the check can cover what you? As long as you don't say it's a thousand dollars, as long as you don't spend those two thousand dollars, you just spend the four hundred or wake up in the morning and wash your hands. Still 600 bucks. Hey, I double deposit is by accident. That's something I would say for when you're really in a jam and not just use it or two because you probably only get one or two of them a year till they fuck you

up till they go, well, listen, we're not fucking idiots over here. I remember when I first started doing that stuff, how generous they were with the, like how, like the first couple of times you could really overdraft and then they'd slam you. Yeah, I remember having like 20 something over, I just got fucked. And I called and complained, they're like,

we'll take three away. And I remember like the despair. My account was like negative 1500 or something like that. And I remember like thinking, she's like, okay, I just talked to my manager. I'm like, ooh, here we go, get me back to zero. Yeah, you're at negative, you know, we'll clear three of the 15

I'm still I'm still you know, sitting negative fucking $788 or something fucking jam oak all red text everywhere. I'm standing on 59th and Park just like Fuck cranking heaters couldn't get lunch and no cash on me. I Need a check. I remember I found a ten dollar bill. Woo! Right when I... It was nuts.

I was going into like a fucking multi, multi million dollar law firm. I'm like, couldn't eat lunch. I'd hit up Denise, she'd be good for maybe twenty. I'd probably like twenty bucks. You might as well give me a handgun, you'd fucking kill myself. You're doing shooters as coffee creamers? Well we did have like some stuff stocked in the kitchen. Yeah you did. Not food.

Maybe a couple of nuts or something like that. They were for high rolling clients that would come and get the gas juice. I like drink a lot of orange juice. They had orange juice and milk in there and I would crush that stuff I've ever somebody that's a lot of you eating sugar back Chain smoking outside My teeth are chattering. That's a lot of money. Never got sick though. Haven't called out. Man, talk about. I like that. That seems borderline. Hey, no, no, no, no. You don't can't get into a mistake.

I haven't I didn't think I went through my phone. It wasn't registered They can't prove that Took the 200 out though. I thought that was in there. I thought it cleared. I didn't know I Thought I had $200 more than that. Just put it to the test. No write me a check How much we don't have a checkbook? We don't an operation you run it here. What we're of a company checkbook I don't have one do you I? Don't have one. I think we might have. No, I don't have one of those big books where you write checks with the things. Who would I be writing checks to? I don't know. Well, yeah, just

No. Pizza guy? I have our articles over in corporations somewhere. I think that one's got thrown out recently. We gotta get somebody on top of that. Am I in the masthead? You're listed somewhere. We did this where I lied to you and said you weren't. But you're listed somewhere. Nice. I think it's a 99-1 split we got going on here. Checks are all in my name. Alright, this is from Helia. How classy or trashy it is to roll the corn on the cob right onto the communal stick of butter.

This is how my family did it growing up. My boyfriend was horrified when I invited him over for dinner. Now, fuck that guy. That's the way to do it. I think you would have your own stick for the corn on the cob. No. What? Everybody's got a stick of butter.

No. Hey, guy, why are you so competitive? No, relax. Anytime food or all purpose flour comes up, you get all fucking defensive. You have a stick just for the corn on the cob. Yes. Not for the hay with crumbs in it from the fucking biscuits. I apologize.

Jesus. You go get a fucking McGriddle and settle the fuck down because you're not gonna be hot No, of course, yeah, okay, so you make the corn on the cob which always came out later Go to the farm Yeah, no shit you make it which was always was did my mom never timed that out, right? The corner that I was already done and then she's like the corner the cobs ready That was always like after you had your regular meal kind of see that kind of you know what I'm saying Maybe it's a you dates your boy the water you dumb broad get it fucking get the timing right you really love your mother, huh?

I love hey, Patty. I love you. You don't bitch But it was always a couple minutes. They got a lot going on cooking for your fae everybody in it. You know I Heard you were saying. You're hot. I picked up what you were laying down. It was always a couple minutes later. Yeah, they got a lot going on. Got the beans. They got the biscuits. They got the more beans. You guys love your beans. We do. We love our big beans at the Foley household. She always doctors them up too. I see what you're saying. I think it's just like you got to figure

that's, you know, I don't know. We only really did it bar it bar we only did it in some barbecue I feel mostly. We weren't doing like spaghetti in Cornelica. Crazy. So what else would you be going to the stove? What what's good what? In my eyes there was more cooking so you're like I gotta wait until this is done. In the summer on the weekends when the family comes over if Patty's having people, you know You know what the kids are swimming or whatever. I'll work the grill You know whatever salmon or the steaks or chicken or whatever we're doing Luke's Luke just audibly laughed at why I worked a grill Dickhead you talking about I'll do a salmon on the grill You won't know what to do and I do a little mayonnaise dill Salmon on the grill.

Yeah, you gotta pay for that. Reverse cowgirl. I do it nice. All right? They don't see me like that. Who? My family. See you like what?

I like the joke he thinks I am. How did you? I've seen them interact with you. I've seen them see you. Oh, when it comes to the grill I get respect Okay, I do none of them cook salmon No one in your family can cook and nobody can cook salmon, but me I swear to God I don't know that doesn't mean I don't know listen you say I don't know the technique about how am I supposed to believe that?

I'm telling you the truth and when the salmon's getting so you're the smart You're the smartest guy in your family is what you're trying to I've met these people they're learning people. They're not as dumb as you I Cook the salmon. I'm not saying you don't But I you guys say I got a pushback. We say you're the only guy in your family can come I don't know what about that bald guy Johnny Johnny can cook salmon. Yeah cook salmon. Okay. Thank you. He cooks like he's a good baker Yeah, he cooks a thank you. He cooks like he's a good baker I can bake any bacon bread. He can cook a fucking anybody. He comes at you with cookies and he does a great job

Yeah, he's good. Yeah, so he I believe he could cook salmon. All right fine, but I do the cooking I cook this We get the salmon or the steak going on the grill whatever steak do you deserve a turf Whatever side she does, but then she has a big pot of boiling water And it's always feels like the meals already done, and then the corns ready We're always having the corn after I understand that that's not what it was So if you have a stick of butter taking crazy pills before anybody took it I'm saying my theory is I this my's my theory or I don't know, I'm asking. That there's only four burners on the stove. Maybe the corn isn't prioritized

because you gotta get the beans and the fucking whatevers and the whatevers. That's what I'm saying, maybe is that the case. I'm asking what else she puts out. You then turn this into you being fucking Chef Boyardee. The only guy who knows how to cook Good cook salmon. We're talking about What else is she serving from the stove? That's all I'm asking beans

Four pots of beef I Don't know All right, so she's stupid you should put it on at the same time what the fuck Well, I'm trying to fucking figure it out a big pot of water She never times it out right how long it takes it to get boiling I think is what it is or she forgets Okay, yeah, I understand drinking Anyway, I respect that move have a nice piece of butter I agree I think it should have its own brand new stick of butter.

You can't bite it and go back in though. No. You gotta do... Yeah, you undo it and then it gets that little concaveness to it. It gets a little groove going. As long as you're not the first guy through the door. Also too, I saw a little bit better, which I kinda like. You can do it you hold it long ways and can go like that with the short end. Oh what like what?

Like you hold the stick of butter. Oh yeah and then just do like you're putting makeup on it. Okay. Right? Sure. You're holding it like this and you're going like that. You would just lay it down. Oh Oh, I got you. I got you're holding that you're holding the thing like a pencil almost. Yeah, you're going like that I got you. That's pretty we are off today You freak Put makeup on it. Oh, you like your date in your corner. It's about to get shoved up your arse Buffalo Bill over here. Oh up your arse. Buffalo Bill over here. Oh god. Yeah I think that's completely normal. I mean now this I don't know. Fuck this boyfriend. But this I who knows what this broad this

could have been like the there could have been crumbs from the toast in it at breakfast and then kid like I ain't fucking rubbing I'd rather eat dry corn than eat fucking pop pops crumbs. Which isn't that bad what dry corn just straight up sure I'll give it to you. Yeah, but yeah, I'm just that my kid forget about it new My stepmom used to have to cut the corn off Man, oh my dad. It might made my skin No, what they do in mental institutions.

No, my dad would do that. And they do that now in nice joints. When they make like a cold salad and they have like cold corn in there and it has like they look they're like in little pieces. That's good. That's good. I love my dad.

I love that. I remember when I got too old for him to do it. He's like, do it yourself. I was 29. I just old for him to do it. He's like do it yourself. I was 29 I just failed out of school for that just when they did it. It was so much better Good chain of those. Oh a nice link See now we're on the same page Let's say so Jay the carbs use polio string cheese on a chicken parm

because you ran out of regular mozzarella. You know, you're doing it. You're getting the job done. Were you a polio string cheese family? My brother, it would be my not really. No, that was when I was a kid. That was expensive. Yeah, we weren't getting that. We weren't that kind of I used to love it

But my other friends had it. It's so was so buttery and good and just taking your time but eventually Yeah, no, we weren't maybe it would like It was like real deep discount about the you know It was like real deep discount about the you know about the expires. I don't know if it's Swiss or cheddar. She'd pick off a pack of it but I mean we were mainly pounds of American sliced thin. Of course. You know dipping that. Yeah. Man I remember I remember being sliced so thin I was trying to make a cheese sandwich. It was like seventh grade. You couldn't get it all you couldn't break it apart. I remember

like having a full blow. I was so fat and so hungry Then like a full blow Like do you get in clothes and they were just coming off in little chips and I think the same Crazy, dude. I remember getting a fucking steak knife And trying to fucking trying to separate them That would happen with frozen burgers sometimes too. You couldn't get him in there Yeah, no, but this was because if you're starting to fucking... It's like making a watch. I came back from... I had a monocle. I came back from the gym, they were making

me work out to try to lose weight or something. Who wants the state? What? Court ordered? Three to five. Three to five minutes on the treadmill, fatass. I was coming back from the gym. I don't think they were making me, but it was like, hey, I was coming back from a gym. I bet you when Porky came back from the gym, he's hungry. I remember sweating. I still had the shirt. It was like that wet kind of dried a little bit.

It was cold. That's the first thing you want, little American cheese a cheese sandwich with goldfish I think I know what the pride ain't the treadmill Carbobomb I'm a protein shaker and Gatorade Go straight for the Cooper sharp I'm a Lando Lakes American man sliced,azed. But I remember being like, then the trick would be, you like open up the middle of it. Like if you can't get it off the edge, you then open up the middle, flip it and go, maybe then that wasn't working. And that's when I fucking freak out. I would always get in trouble too if I couldn't do it.

And I'd put it back. It would look like birds got at it. What the hell happened to the cheese? It's all broken apart. I don't know. It's hanging from my lip. That I get yelled at for not properly wrapping it up. Wrapping it up. What did you just say? Properly wrapping? I don't know. I got cheese on the brink. Of course. Well, like sometimes... Because I'd rip it. Yeah, well sometimes we'd operate on a thing where like the sticker would come off. And it would rip. And then other times I'd just go, we're ripping. We got the seal, we're ripping, then we fold and you put it, you know, you put it down so it would stay.

Like, what are we doing here? First of all, this pound of American cheese aren't going to hang out that long. It's nice when you get to fold it back up and you put it back nice. I know. It's like a money holder. But yeah, I was never Get screamed at for that. Uh-huh All right, let's see here we got a few more

This one's from John ten dollar contributor still haven't had one red Is it garbage to accept stolen property as a birthday gift? That's a bad look. When I was a teenager, my younger brother and his, my younger brother and sister stole a nice ass skateboard off someone's porch for my birthday. Dirt bag family. Heart's in the right place though. Cut to a few weeks later, I'm cruising down the sidewalk and some grown ass guy in a beat up Mustang

yells out the window, hey, that's my skateboard. This guy flipped a bitch and chased me for your few blocks even went up a curb trying to run me over. I ended up hopping a few fences and almost got mulled by a dog but I got away. I painted the board, swapped out the wheels and watched my back for a few months but I never saw that guy again. I mean that's like dude the levels of dirt bagginess I Respect that I respect the brother for stealing it not respect it, but it's like

That was so well written. That was great I painted the deck and swap My brother stole somebody's skateboard or found. I don't know my brother ended up with a skateboard that wasn't his let's just say that oh shit and I Think it might have been a debt or something somebody owed him money. He took his skateboard. I don't know something I got something not on the up and up and he painted it green with like paint that his buddy had and It was drying and I did I came I came home from wherever I was. There's a green. Probably the gym. I said, the cheese factory.

I came home and it was leaning up against the wall, green. I went, we don't have a fucking green skateboard. So I went over and I grabbed it and the paint was still wet. So I go inside and I was like, what's this skateboard's at or whatever? And he's like, I just bought it. I'm like, well, why'd you paint or whatever and he's like I know I just bought it I'm like, why'd you paint it?

And he's like, I don't know now like I know something's up So he goes outside to look at it or my fingerprints are on it And he comes because you fucking ruin my you've ruined my paint job. I got no I didn't because let me see your I had green paint all over my fingers Got me It was all over my fingers Got me It was all over the cheese, too Yeah, we got to wrap it up though What a fun one yeah gang we love you to death

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