Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Insane Clown Posse!

Episode Date: December 4, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of R.U. Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley. Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show, we sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find it enough to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash.

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You join the over 15,000 members of Patreon, gang. Shout out to the homies. And gang, we couldn't be more excited to have two incredibly special guests here with this today for the first time. For over 35 years, they have been an absolute force of nature. They have a brand new album out right now. The Nought.

They are on tour right now. Ladies and gentlemen, for the juggalo's, for the juggles, for the juggles, for the family, Violent J, Shaggy Too Dope, Insane Clown Posse. All right. General, yeah, my guys. We just watched the other doc that they did on you guys About the gathering of the juggalo's.

It's very cool. Loved it. Hell yeah. Which document? Which one? It was the American juggalo? Oh, yeah, yeah. About the FBI shitting on that?

No. What? FBI? I miss that one. No, yeah. There's a, I mean, it's so cool what you guys have created and, you know, the family, I mean, for lack of a better word, what it's called.

The family of it is very, very fucking cool. It is, man. It's very unique. Maybe the last. subculture in America. I don't think you're wrong as everything kind of bleeds together a little bit. You guys have really carved out quite a world for yourselves. It's really cool.

We're going to ask you about growing up, but what's this about the FBI? In 2011, the FBI named Juggalo's a gang. No shit. Top 10 lists. One of the top 10 gangs in the country. Along with Crips, Bloods, MS-13, Aryan, whatever the fuck. Talking about no bad press. That's fantastic.

That's what we said at first. But then it started having repercussions, you know what I mean? You know, Juggalo started getting, if they get popped for a little bit of weed or some, you know, they get sentenced as a gang member. You know, they end of this gang member file and they get logged on as a gang member. And if they're fighting for custody with their ex or something, they're suddenly a gang member in the eyes of the law, you know. They're trying to get into the military and they got a hatchet man tattoo. They're tatted up gang member. People started losing their jobs.

and it's just got insane. See how it goes from like, oh, that's awesome. Yeah, what the fuck that quick? Yeah. Fuck. Did they loosen that up? Well, we had to march down Washington. No shit.

And it worked? Well, first we tried to sue the FBI four times that got thrown out each time. I do you're the first. You guys are the first guest to sue the FBI, and I fucking respect it. What they did is they never apologized. They never took us off, but what they did is they just said that list doesn't exist no more. We don't do it no more. That damn musician.

We want a fucking apology. Yeah, no, I like that. Or at least an official, no, you ain't. Because, like, there's still, like, little towns across America, they get gang funded because they have juggalo. So there's still people that take advantage. That's really what the whole thing was in these rural towns. You got the police, the police force can say,

hey, there's a gang here, so they get extra funding from the government to fight that gang. That gang ain't nothing but juggalo's hanging out the park. And rural barnyard, Ohio. Sure. They got a bad gang problem. out there, you know. That's crazy. They got two juggaloes that live in the town.

And so then they get probably some sort of government funding. They get the funding and that's why they all say it's a gang. You know, it's all just, you know, there was a book that came out about it. I couldn't even finish the book. I only got halfway through this giving me panic attacks. That's all those little police stations get those brand new shiny SUVs. They get the tanks and shit because they get to stop the jugglers. It's all I-C-P money.

Wow, man, but that was. And then it was repercussions on us, too. A bunch of, like, retailers dropped our shit because it was now gang apparel. Our concerts became gang rallies. The insurance went up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it was all types of shit.

Yeah, it was rough. It was really rough. But after we did the march in 2017, it got so much press and stuff that we feel like its purpose was served, you know what I mean? We feel like it got attention brought to it, which is what we want. It got so much attention.

Everybody was like, that shit is so ridiculous. Love them or hate them? That shit's ridiculous. You know what I mean? For sure. So it feels like things have gotten better. You know, we're back in Hot Topics. You know, we're back in, we're back in, and Spencer.

You guys are doing hard brick and mortar retail. That's fucking awesome. That's crazy, dude. A couple of movers and shakers. All right, let's change gears, letting it up a little bit. So you guys are both from Detroit. Yes. Yes.

Start off with the same with the question. What was the grocery store that you guys went to as a kid? From what I remember, it was either chat. Adams or Farmer Jacks. Farmer Jacks or A&P. Yeah, A&P, too. Shout out A&P. My mom used to work at an A&P at the shably counter.

Deli counter. Very nice. That's a good job there. Amongst a lot of other jobs. What was the growing up situation? Who had it worse? Who had it better? I don't know.

I think we both had it shitty in different ways. Blue-collar neighborhood? Oh, no question. Extremely poverty for me, man. Both of us, extreme poverty, food stamps, powdered milk, block cheese. you know what I'm saying broken home I mean I've had three

three dads drug addict alcoholic family members you know what I'm saying molestation fucking my real father left when I was two you know what I mean

child abuse all of that good family friendly shit good old hearty hometown American shit understandable okay

huh are you giving us check marks so far you're winning don't worry you're killing it I don't think it's a question of, you know, if you're garbage or not, it's how much garbage, which we fucking love. What was the first, I mean, being that your musicians, one of the common questions, what is the first concert you guys went to as individuals, like as a kid or a teenager or whatever?

It may have been the same one. I want to say it was Boogie Down Productions. Okay. With KRS one in them. No shit. That's a great. KRS one's a great first concert. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was that.

My first one was Sir Mix a lot. No shit. Oh, yeah. I forgot about Mix a lot, yeah. I think that's, but I'm not sure if I want to boogie down productions or mix a lot first. But they used to always have these shits downtown in Detroit called Throwout the Joe, Joe Lewis Arena. Okay. Where they just, like, put on, wasn't a tour or nothing like that because there's no rap tours back then.

And they just throw like five, six different rappers on stage and there'd be, you know, like quarter of the arena filled and just fun fights everywhere. All types of good shit. But those were always the shit to go. You go to because you just get to see such a mix of people. You know, it'd be like Ice Cube, Big Daddy Kane, third base, and you know what I'm saying? MC Light, you know. I love to be too, man. That's awesome.

MC, sir. The gas face. Great video. Look at you with the deep cuts. I know what's going on. That was a, there was a pop hit. Yeah, that was my era. What was the first job each one of you had?

Like first proper, you know, got a patient. Caddy. No shit. We had a golf course? Ten years old carrying golf clubs. Holy shit. Public course, private course? Private course.

My mom worked in Birmingham, which is like a fancy neighborhood, you know, and she was a janitor at a church. So she used to drop us off at the golf course in the morning and pick us up on our way home from work in the afternoon, you know what I mean? You've got their caddy and all fucking day. Yeah, it's crazy shit because, like, the year before me and my brother had met this fella, we were caddies at a different place.

And so when we all, like, linked up, we all ended up being caddies at the same place. What the fuck out of here? How old were you? I was 10. How old were you? When I started? I was 11 once I went to another place.

When you guys met? I'm two years old than him. Yeah. So he originally like was cool my older brother. Your older brother. You guys fucking catty together and now look at you. That's insane. That's what a fucking origin story.

Now I worked over 50 jobs before I started rapping for a living. What do you think the best one was and what do you think the worst one? What do you hate the most? Probably the best one was at a place called Frank's Nursery and Crafts? Frank's nursery and crafts. I remember Franks. I work their Franks. Because I used to steal major from there.

I got a lot of bolts coming. Put up out of dumpster in the alleyway and come back and get it after work. They used to sell that shit. They used to sell that shit hustle. They had the Christmas tree hustle. Yeah, we used to give all our friends a happy Christmas every year. I love that. Give back to the family.

Yeah. Also, the hustle was selling the Christmas trees because the people would come out to buy a Christmas tree, right? And they would see the price and it would say 50 bucks and then it would be underneath. they 50 bucks you ripped the bottom of the tag give it to the customer they would go in and pay for it so then they would say look man just give me 40 i'll give you 40 bucks right here if you just carry it straight out to my car be like word yeah you know what i mean and just be carrying them straight out to the car getting paid all night i mean we i was i was making like 300 bucks a night doing that you know it's funny this came up because we were actually just talking about this type of shit

earlier um my brother had a job at this gas station that he got through like a family friend or something like that you know what i mean so it was like that it was the night shift so like he was in on it right away he's in on we would just go up there every night and rob the fuck out of the place you know what I'm saying just on the register and sniff gas I mean yeah of course it's the goddamn holidays what are you doing we used to have a I mean we used to have a little bit of a scam we worked at Hess gas station they used to have this promotion where if you got $10 a premium gas you got a dollar off and you had a coupon that you'd fill out but people would always get a floater gallon it would never just be 10 be like

10.6. So we'd add it all up at the end of the day and walk away whatever that cash was left over and fill out bullshit coupons. Right in that pocket beans. I like that. Any workplace scams, great. Yeah, it is.

I agree. Yeah, it seems like, you know, when you're getting menial jobs like that, that's the first thing you do is scheme how to rip them off. Well, it depends on the, if you got a good guy to train you, who's like, listen, this is what you have to do, this is what you can get away with.

That was always great in those shitty jobs. And there was so much you can get away with back when we were young. You know what I'm trying? Insane amounts of shit. I was a bag groceries at a grocery store. And, you know what I'm saying? People would come in with their, in Michigan, you got 10-cent bottle deposit. Oh, yes, right.

So they come in with their little bag. Your homie would come up with, like, 10 bottles, and you just ring them up for, like, $30 worth the bottles. And they just turn in the slip. Or, you know, I'm saying somebody gets some cigarettes, so you have to go to this special room to get the cigarettes, they give you the key. Just stuff the cartons down your shit, you know. fucking flip them holes Oh man I like it We are off to the fucking rate

We got We got huffing gays and FBI We could be here for days Just out of work hostels Any pets growing up Yeah I always had a dog Me too Okay

I would assume not a great dog No it's always like muts And then you know They're like I got I got We always rotate between like four or five dogs Depending upon what year it is You know me and my wife

My kids and all that and we take such immaculate care of our animals. You know what I'm saying? Like vets, regular checkups, you know what I'm saying? One of my dogs before swallowed a corn cob, a bull terrier, and ended up costing like 30 grand or dessert. You know what I'm saying? Sure.

When we were kids, we had a dog. That motherfucker was sick. Yo, so sad, too bad. You know what I'm saying? Lock that motherfucker outside so we don't shit in the house, you know? Shaggy, get the shovel. I mean, you guys are doing very well. That's all behind us now.

Yeah, yeah. Take care of you. I would love to be my dog. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're treated well, man. What kind do you have nothing? That's his understatement.

I would love to be my dog. She would just sit around in the house all day, fucking eating. Yeah. Hell, yeah, eating and shit. And that's what I'm talking about. Right, yeah. I doubt that's eating generic kibble either. Probably on fucking raw diets and shit.

You don't even give a fuck watch on TV. You just don't even pay attention to it. You don't give a fuck, right? You just catching some warm sun through the window. These two guys out doing tours and shit jealous of their dog. Let me ask you this. How were the grades? Considering I got a fucking ninth grade education.

No shit. I got, listen, I'm no exaggeration over here. I failed second grade, so I had to do it twice, right? Who the fuck fell second grade? Me. And also, by the time I was in seventh grade, I failed it, right? But I was too old. for them to hold me back, you know what I mean?

You can't be 20 years old in the third grade. You got to start working to Franks, dude. Get this motherfucker to Franks, quick. He had babies to feed. And I come to find out that when you're in middle school, you can't flunk a class in middle school because didn't you be too, you'd be driving in middle school, you know what I mean?

They didn't like you drive into seventh grade. So they passed you anyway, you know. But I got straight ease all the way my whole life. I mean, I even, we put a book. and I got my old credit, what do they call them? Report cards. I got my report cards printed in the book. Straight ease, ease and eyes for incomplete.

Yeah, I actually got a high school diploma. Nice. But not from high school. Okay. After what year did you stop going to school? I was 15 or 16 and I stopped going to school. And when I was in school, I'd get all eyes which are incompletes because I didn't go to school when I was in school. Yeah.

So I just go out and hustle all day and then just come home afterwards. He's got a high school diploma, but it's not his, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's been handed down through the family. It's actually an heirloom by now. It's my great-great-grandfather. He's only got to graduate high school.

But no, so I dropped out of school, took a couple of years off, fucked around. And then, like, it broke my mom's heart, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, she, she, nobody in our family, you know, never did shit, you know what understand so so you know if you can't finish school you can do nothing in life type shit so I went to like this like school I guess you are yeah you know what saying and got my diploma I'd go three hours a day I go go to sleep do like two like second grade mass sheets yeah and then I got for like six months and they gave me a high school diploma what's that day so you drop out of 15 16 what's that day look

like you wake up 16 what do you you doing I don't tell them stealing yeah I would wake up my boy and I go through the orders that I had for people and I go lift it from wherever you know what I'm saying then I need yeah like people like you know I want these kind of jeans this and that so you go and you would cook pure procure for stealing people like can you get me a pair of guest right so my domain hustle was like you're a good word uh for like teenagers was like beer and cigarette We like had so many scams where we just hit licks, like all these like cigar stores where you go in the humidifier and they just have stacks of cartons. So you sell like cartons for like $10 a carton.

So you were really just stealing shit and selling it. You know, but still. Oh yeah, no doubt. Yeah, car radio. I mean, everything. You know what I'm saying? You can't even steal car radios. Can you hot water?

This guy's still trying to steal car radio. You can. I mean, don't nobody have a radio in their car. It's just a computer screen. What the fuck do you steal out of that? Don't nobody want an extra computer screen at that house got enough. He's a millionaire. He's a millionaire.

He's still clocking the radio. I get that out of there. Every time my car stereo would get stole for the rest of my life, I would always think that's karma coming back. Oh, yeah, no question. Like a house getting broke into, a car getting fucking broke into anything. It's just like, yo, I can't say shit about that. Did you ever hit his car by accident as a kid?

What? Yes, he did. Oh, I thought you meant, like, ran into me. No, why? Did you hit each other? Well, he hit me. We'll still argue to the fucking death over what happened. I can see.

He's getting mad. But one time, one time, we still. stole a car stereo and it had our CD in it. That's sick. It actually was a cassette. The cassette. These guys have been banging for a long time. How sick is that?

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Can you hot wire a car back then, could you? No. No. I knew how to Like smash a window Pop a clutch and start a car Hot wire though That was always fun doing that

Popping the clutch Yeah Because a lot of mechanics back then Because there was a lot more stick shift cars Like there'd be cars in there That just were like missing a gear Right one gear was fucked up So they still work

Yeah What was speaking of cars What was each of yours First car that you owned Individually 80 Oh shit let me think And what year was this?

83. The Valari. 83 Valari? I don't know a year. It was a piece of shit. It was a reliable piece of shit, though. That boy. I remember the year, but it was a Valari.

Mm-hmm. It was Du-Doo-Brown. Yeah. Du-Doo-Brown Valari. My mom, God bless her heart. My mom was so proud to give me that car. That's great. You know what I'm saying?

I got, uh, my brother had got a car and it didn't work, so it got handed to me. and so I got to work a little bit but it didn't have no brakes so you just have to idle down side streets and use your foot to stop Holy shit I only drove it a couple times and I just totally took a shit

yeah it's better than walking of course Jesus Christ man and then what was the first car you guys when you guys were like did you guys have whose car were using if you were going to do shows or once you guys started working again

what was that car we bought one together but it ended up being his a geo tracker with fat wheels and purple lights up under it and ground effects and all that shit it's so corny now we were so geek man that thing was man those ground effects

were big for a while though oh they were big pin in the ass is what they were this thing was a wreck though man them yeah they're all held up by speaker wire and shit up underneath them zip ties and shit brand new it was a wreck after a week you know what I mean it's ground effects dragging it damn you got it brand new

no no it was a lot It was at a lot, and it was tricked out like that. It was brand new to us. Brand. Sure. Yeah. It was tricked out, though. They sold it at a lot, tricked out like that.

Yeah, it came pre-tricked out. But once you hit a couple of potholes and shit, them ground effects crack up, you know what I mean? And it starts to look like shit, man. It was a nightmare. What did you guys do with that? Was there a moment where you got, like, one big check, like, when it happened? No, not a big one. No.

Because whenever we get in advance or something like that, we just sink it back into our company. Gotcha. One time we got a big check. I mean, I never got, like, cut, like, oh, here goes. I mean, the first time I got a big check, it was 50 bucks. That was huge to me. You know what I bought a pair of shoes? What about when Alex left?

Oh, well, yeah, but I'm saying, like, from, that's, that was after years of work. Yes, we ever got a big check, though. Yeah, okay. I like, Jay's got the checkbook out. No, yeah, we, like a million dollar check. Cheez, yeah, what happened was our manager. What I fucking love that. The manager was with us from the beginning, and somebody tried to shoot at him.

So he got real scared, and he was like, I'm out of this business. I'm out of here. I'm moving out of town. I'm leaving. And so he met us at like a slider Joe's or something, a guard. Like Tellway, Braves. Like a braze hammer stand. Yeah, a little greasy spoon sliders.

He gave us each a check for a million dollars, and he was like, he never seen, never seen him again. No shit. Come to find out of all these years later, he probably left with about 15, though. He stole it. You know what I mean? Like, now that we're smarter now, there ain't no telling what he's ass left with. You know what I mean? But he gave me and Shaggy each a million.

It wasn't no $1,200,000. Wasn't no $900,000. It just had me exactly a million. Yeah, no way around the end. I remember why it was exactly a million because that's how much you could get gift. You could gift somebody without taxes. Like a one time. Yeah, one time gifting thing or receive it or whatever to fuck.

Yeah, tax free. And what did you guys, would you say you roughly had in your checking account? savings account when you got that oh were you doing well i don't even think i had one he took you to a check cashing place you got a check for a million bucks yeah what did you guys think though i sat on mine for a minute i didn't like do another way to right away because like everybody was like trying to get away from the situation that happened to our manager and i just like sat tight for me and i ended up buying a house and shit like way to fuck out you know you two are smart with money now aren't you fuck no really fuck man i'm the man welcome to the show baby

yo neither away yeah i have no business getting the kind of money I get because this goes right out my ass. Really? Fuck, yeah. Me too, man. I have no clue how to hold on to money. What's a recent?

It didn't have to be recent or at any point is one purchase where you look back. You're like, fuck, I did not need to do that. Probably drugs. Okay. That makes sense. You know what I mean?

Like big chunks of money on like fucking pills. Yeah. What pills are doing Percocet and shit? No, I was, I was, I was, uh, Viking and a Soma guy. What's Soma? Muscle relaxing Okay

It comes from the wrestling world Yeah Yeah definitely Right you guys You guys had a wrestling And for a minute Zanax shit like that Yeah

But I never Yeah Yeah it was bad Check you for a wire Shut up I mean If I could get back All the money

Because some shits are expensive On the street man You know you go You go into prescription Them shit are like $10 But And you buy the same amount On the street

That shit's like 500 You know I know this man I do a lot better Paying money back Did I owe Than saving money Gotcha

You know what I'm saying? Okay. If I owe money, I'll pay it off quick. But if I'm trying to save money, it's gone. Now, who would you owe to the credit card? Yeah, like, say, like, you know, I borrow money from the company. We have a company. Right?

It's us together, you know what I mean? We have the same thing. That's what most of our money is tied into. Yeah, we got the same situation. So if we, we, like, buy our money from the company or something, I'll have to, I had that bitch pay back quick. But if I'm trying to save money, like, I don't owe nothing to nobody, my money ain't being saved. It's going out quick. These guys are fucking awesome, dude.

Right out the window, man. A couple of real ones. I love it. I love it. Soda popping whistles, straight up, man. Soda popping whistles. What kind of credit cards you guys rocking with? I got one because my wife had got one. You know what I don't know.

I don't know. You know, I don't know. You guys are Delta men? I don't think I got anything fancy. I don't even know. I know this. If I fly, I know I can go hang out in like the Delta lounge if I want to. That says a piece of shit up there anyhow.

We hate it. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's horrible. It's more packed in there than it is like in the normal gate, you know what I mean? But yeah, I got a, it's a fancy purple card. I don't know what the fucking thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I don't know. You guys should get, this is the one thing that we have learned through the business. You should get an A MX platinum, a Delta Amex platinum. A lot of bad. I'll forget that the second I walk out here. Tell your manager. Like, he's the one that's smart with the numbers and all that. Like we, but he's not.

But like, anytime I'm about to make a big invest, a big purchase for. or something. I do it through him. Yeah, yeah, smart. That's smart. Like, I don't know how to do that shit. I don't know how to, you know, I don't even have like a fancy credit card. I just go to him and say, all right, I'm buying this, and he'll take it out of my account, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he'll do it? Man, you guys are fucking awesome. How do you guys feel about, uh, if you got to go to a show and you, do guys fly

separately? Like, do you meet there? Or do you, like, meet at the airport? You know what's going on? Yeah, we fly separately a lot. Or together a lot, you know what I'm saying? It just depends. Do I got something to do that day where I can't fly out at the same time, you know, I mean... Gotcha. If you guys would. Whatever's whatever. Do you get to the airport early and maybe have breakfast together? No. Never. You don't need the airport.

We work so much together for so many years. Right. We're at home. We're living at home life. You know what I'm saying? Honestly. I don't go no where I chill at the crib and love hanging out with my wife and kids. He has a podcast he does the Shaggy Show. It's real successful. I run a wrestling promotion. You know what I mean?

Like we do our own thing at home, you know what I mean? We text all the time, but we don't really hang out, you know what I mean, at home because we're always together on the road all the fucking time. The same fresh. Same way. And that way, when we get together, at least we have stories to tell each other. Right, exactly. You know what I mean?

Because if we're together, we're together so often, there's nothing left to say. The odd similarities between the four of us. It's crazy. Yeah, we're the same, too. Sometimes we'll get on a floor. We'll be on tour for fucking 10 days. We'll get on a flight, sit next to each other and not say a word. You know, we're saying it all.

We've been on stage together. We've been on the audience. You already know what he's thinking. I know what I mean. Yeah, just right on the phone to fucking homescapes. What's homescapes? One of those stupid fucking candy crust-style games. Oh, gotcha.

Okay. I thought you were looking at real estate. No, fuck. I don't know how to do that. How old were you guys when you got your passports? And what was the reason? Was it for work? Yeah, because we had to go, yeah, for work, we had to go do a press tour in Europe.

So I think, I don't know, like 22? Okay. Probably 24, 25. Yeah, 23, I don't know. From where you guys came from, was there a moment where you both, did you ever expect to get here? Did you always want to get here? Are we just doing it for the love? We always knew we were going to be successful in whatever the fuck we set our mind to.

But now that we are successful, it's definitely, like, I think about it constantly, like, what the fuck? This is crazy. You know what I'm saying? We're not even done being as successful as we're going to be. I love that. I love that. You know what I mean? I'm serious. We got a lot. Take this, for example, there's a lot going on with this band. People don't know. Like, take, for example, there's a venue in Wichita, right?

We've been trying to sell this bitch out our whole career all through the 90s, through the 2000s. We just now sold it out two months ago. No shit. You know what I mean? Like, think about that for a minute. People don't even know we're still playing. Yeah. But on the flip side of it, we're doing better than we ever have. It's like we're selling out bigger places where we're doing festivals now and shit.

We're selling out entire tours. We've never done that. Like headlining festivals and shit is crazy. We didn't do that in the 90s or when we had albums on the charts and all that. We didn't sell out no entire tour. Now we sell out entire tours. We sell out half the tour at least now or anything. Like the venues are bigger than we've ever played.

It's never been like that. Huh. You know, and now we actually got hits now. And we're supposed to be like the hottest in the 90s, you know what I'm saying? but our career is, like, doing way better now than it was then, you know? ICB don't have no hit songs, and what I mean by that is not that we don't have any good music, we don't have any songs that became chart-toppers or nothing, you know, or were played on the radio all summer, that type of shit.

But now we actually do have hits in a different format because of TikTok or social media hits, you know, viral songs and shit, and these trends on TikTok and shit. And now when we do a concert, sometimes we do a song we've been playing for 25 years, right? And now so we hear the scream from the crowd coming when it comes out. We look at each other like, what the fuck? Like, like, we've never heard, like, the girl scream, like, ah, right? And it's deafening. We look at each other like, what the fuck?

It don't even sound like our audience always has. It's the FBI! Yeah, so I mean that, like, we've always known we were going to be successful. And you have to, man. You have to know without a shadow of a doubt what you're going to do is going to work. Because if you put any type of doubt in your mind, you're going to find a way to it all the time. You know what I'm saying?

Man. If you put any type of doubt in your game, believe me, man, that doubt's going to be all you keep relying on. What the, you guys are fucking awesome. And the doubt will give you excuses why you're like slacking or whatever. No, ain't no fucking excuse, man. Get your ass out there and get it. Dude, what the fuck. Failure cannot be an option.

You know, you have to know you're going to school it. You know who doesn't make it in life? Who? It sounds so simple, but it's a lot behind it. People that quit. Yeah, of course. Quitters don't make it. You know what I'm saying?

Comedy, that's the same thing. And most, most people on earth are quitters. You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah. I mean, unless you're just happy, for real, the win in life is just being happy. You know what I'm saying? Happy and content.

You know what I'm saying? Finding peace. You know what I'm saying? And if you find that great, it don't matter what you do. You know what I'm saying? You can be a fucking collect garbage from the beach. If you're happy. Sure.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Fuck, yeah. When we moved up to New York to, we started in Philly, but to pursue. comedy he was already up here for six months and he's an intense guy and everything but like we said he was like we leave

here in a body bag like we don't go back home there's no plan B we're here until it was no plan B you're fucking it took 10 years to get to this show are you garbage to make it work? It's the only plan yeah yeah yeah of course you know you drive down the street right you look at all these businesses on both sides of the street right

90% of these businesses nobody dreamed about working there that's just where the wind blew him you know nobody dreamed about working at a laundromat The only real guy killing is a guy That owns the line of laundromats You know what I mean? Like nobody dreamed about ending up

In these jobs It's just an opportunity to open up or something Somebody settled for something It's like the wind blew them there And that's where they're at You know But you know when you set a goal You know that's what I tell my kids

Every time they're so young I'm telling me man have a goal Have a goal because if you're not happy Doing what you do for a living Then you're not happy Because that's all we do is work Yeah Everybody works more than any

anything else you go to work whether you're living your dream or not you work all the fucking time so if you're not happy at your job you're not happy damn flat out you know so don't end up where the wind blows you man find out what you want it doesn't have to be no big shiny fancy you know frame shit involved can be whatever you love if you love pain see that fucking fucking find what you love and do that man you see that motherfuckers that run like scuba fucking shacks you know what I mean when you go to a resort or something they fucking love it yeah they have three coconut That's a day and that's their cool with that.

And that's how you could tell I'm awesome because I go to the scuba shacks and resorts. Well, I want to ask you about that. Scoobah diving. You two have worked very hard. You've done very well. You deserve everything that you have. What kind of vacation do you like now?

What do you enjoy it? I didn't even go on an official real vacation until, like, I think it was like fucking 2018. Okay. That's crazy, dude. Never went on a fucking real vacation. I mean, I went camping and shit like that. That don't count, you know what I'm saying?

is that's just getting out of town. That's not going on vacation. That's letting the heat blow over. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. But then me and my wife, we started going on cruises and then going to, like, to, like, these Caribbean islands, stay in the resorts and shit, you know what I'm saying? Like that, the beach and shit, yeah.

Yeah, I don't want to vacation. Give me a tropical beach, man, I'm there. I'll come back looking like fucking, like James Brown. Bro, I hate traveling. Straight life. Yeah. I hate it. I hate it, I hate it.

I don't want to go, no, I don't like staying in any hotel more than I have to Ever. Really? Fuck, I cannot stand it, man. I don't like the traveling part, but I love seeing new shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, we got a plan. We're talking about renewing our vows and grease, like, on the Mediterranean and shit.

You know what I'm saying? And all types of shit, you know what I'm saying? And all I want to do is lay in my couch and watch YouTube. I'm very happy doing that shit, too, man. I love being. Like, I've designed my house where it's just like I don't want to leave. Got you know what I mean? It's like, it is like being on vacation.

Right. You know what I'm saying? Like everything in my house. I'm happiest at home, you know. How far away are you guys from each other? We're only like 40, 45 minutes away. It's not even that, really. Both have a pool?

You guys got pools? I do. And I live in a lake. I got a pond. Some body floating in it. Okay. You got a boat on the lake? No.

No. I'm going to get a pontoon. Nice. It's not really a speedboat lake. It's kind of laid back. Yeah. So we're going to get, we're getting a pontoon. I love a pontoon boat.

I like it. We live in Michigan Everybody has a fucking pontoon in Michigan I got a big foot statue He does He got a statue of big foot And a chicken And I'll order

I don't order chicken coop I got that's right You have an empty chicken coop On your property I got a guest house Okay Very nice I got um

You know we don't live in mansions brother We live in nice houses But not mansion Yeah we don't even go that route Mansions Like I still drive through like Samaria's like Holy fuck What are I'm I don't like to buy

big ass empty mansion you know what i mean we don't go to around at all man we live in regular houses you know i live out kind of like we're all like the the the the fucking um big corporate car mallfuckers be having their houses and all that you know so it's like god damn that's like yeah big mansion you know sure huh okay what's uh what's the what's the day-to-day car you guys are whipping around in none none i ain't got a license oh my god jesus fucking i lost that privilege a minute to go. I've had a valid license. I don't even remember. But then, you know, I kept getting pinched. And so finally, I was like, I just got to stop driving because I'll never get my shit back. I can get it back. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. Like, I don't know where

the motivation's at. I got to get it back. How do you get around? The Mrs. drives you's, I got a guy that picks me up and drives me around. There you go. Gotcha. If you and the missus are going out to dinner, she drives. She drives. She hates it. She carts my ass everywhere. You know what I feel so bad for I gotta get my fucking license man Jay what about you? Well you know I had a Tesla plan But um

They start smashing them up and shit People get you know I don't want my kids driving it or nothing Getting fucked bitch by people you know So I don't drive that no more And and I drive a suburban now But I'm about to get something brand new What are you thinking?

Well you know I'm letting my kids decide You know what I'm saying I like that But I was looking at a G wagon Ford Ranger Okay A, Florida Ranger. There's a couple ideas I got, but I'm letting my kids decide because when my kids,

like, my kids have fresh cars themselves, though. I was going to ask you. My son's got a track hark. My daughter's got this tricked-out Miata. It's so dope. She also got a bug. This, oh, man, my daughter is this shit, man. If I start talking about kids, I'll never stop.

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I can't say no to them. Oh, man. My kids don't want nothing. They don't ever want nothing. You know, I always catch myself like. you know like being with my kids man if you had it like i had but it's like i don't want them to have it like that for what they don't they don't have to have it like that you know my my son my 10 year old he he's like just like he's the nicest kid you'll ever meet in your life you know the

friendly is most polite and uh like like when he was little i'm like all right we got to get you in boxing classes you know so he could be he's a huge kid too i'm like whip some ass he's like i don't want to that's dirtbagging he's like i don't want to and i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like i'm like like you know what it's cool i don't need to teach my kid how to be a tough ass yeah he's not gonna need that hopefully never needs it yeah you know what i'm saying and if he does whatever he'll hire a fucking goon to fuck somebody up he's still gonna win a fight right but but it feels daddy it feels good not not having to like you know because my older sons i got i got twin sons that are 29 and uh and uh and you know i always you know made sure they're tough and shit you know

And because they, you know, grew up way... It was a different time. Different, different... Way different point. And I was on the road all the time, you know, and I was a drunk. So, like, you know what I'm saying? It was just like, you know, a whole different situation. But it feels good, like, raising my kids now to not have to fucking, like, look over the shoulder constantly.

Great. You know what I mean? It's great perspective you have of that as well. You know what I mean? And I love it. You know what I'm saying? There's no reason why they should have to go through that. Yeah.

Sharp, sharp. Did your business manager suggest the G-Wagon? No, my kids... Because that's a right-old. That's a big money thing. All I want to do is impress my kids. You know what I love that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And me and my daughter and me and my son are both looking for what I'm about to get, you know, because I got the Tesla thinking that would impress them. My kids are like, fuck Tesla. You know what I'm saying? And I don't know anything about Tesla. I'm not going to lie. I got it because a friend of ours was like, you need to get to... I was about to buy a Corvette. You know what I mean?

Because I used to have one when I was younger, and I wanted another one. I'm like, why can't I get one? Why not? Corvette, Michigan? A fucking 50-something-year-old guy pulling up in a Corvette. Exactly. He just got his ear pierced. I was single.

I was single when I was looking at that bitch. But then my boy was like, why do you want a Corvette, man? The Tesla's faster. It's the fastest car. Yeah, but the Corvette looks better. I know. Sounds better. And them toy blue ones and fucking look like a toy.

It looks so dope. It's baby blue and shit. I seen it at the auto show and I was just like, why not? I'm about to cop this, you know? And then he was like, get to Tesla, it's faster, you know? So then I got a Tesla, and I fucking wrapped it chrome. I wrapped it like a mirror. You know what I mean?

It looks so sweet, right? And then I start seeing on TV, oh, this guy got pulled off a Tesla beat up and shit. People hate Tesla's now, and I'm like, oh, fuck that. I don't want to bring that kind of drama if my kids are driving it or whatever. You know what I'm saying? It's so funny to hear you say fucking ICP is like these goddamn teenagers are walking. man they'll put pistols on you with the quickness i'm good without getting shot up by some dumb-ass teenager you kids get back in school i got this suburban though that i drive me i love a suburban

it's so perfect it's like i haven't been motivated to buy anything else you know it's everything i want everything i want it's got the same chassis as a Cadillac is everything like a Cadillac you know it's like why why why why do i need to upgrade you know this is everything i want i don't really give a fuck i'm not out here trying to not out here trying to pull chicks or anything you When I do, if and when I do get my license back, I will be getting an escalate, though. That's what I had all the way up until my license, until I stopped driving. I totaled a couple of them. What do they drive you around?

This big, this big as Ford F some shit. I don't know. It's got the big fucking comic book character, the juggernaut on the back. Sure. And his hood. That's fucking crazy. His hood has a skeleton with a fucking American and Mexican flag wrapped around him. That's how it was like a chauffeur.

With a bullet belt. That's just your boy. That's awesome. Yeah. I thought it was like a car service. Will they be pulling up the places? I see people like, I'm like, what the fuck they're looking at, man? I was like, oh, that's...

You're getting out of a car thing car. I forget what fucking car I'm in. I'm over here in the fucking cartel car. What's on the rider when you guys are on tour? Do you have any special requests? Water. Just water. That's it.

Aquafina. That's it. Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck I drink like that's for people I treat the people around me well I think you get them aquafina I think there's Red Bull I just drink gallons of water

That's all I drink is water I don't drink nothing else Coffee nothing or coffee yeah in the morning Okay And Jay you're a Red Bull guy We put him in the bus You know We keep the bus stocked

I think there might be a couple things On the rider like whatever we like to have in the bus We just pull it out of the venue every day He's to get the bus Fuck is in my bus hate it. That's all there is is water. I'm like, I ain't buying your fucking pop. You guys each do a butt. You guys each have your own

bus. That's fun. We've done a bus a couple of times. It's a great way to obviously travel through the road. Very comfortable, but the own bus. Wow. You got the room in the back, right? Yeah. And how many people are on the bus with each year? It's me and the driver

and usually maybe like two or three other people. Very nice. If it's a regular tour is a runner dude, and me and my girl. Cool. But we tour with wrestling, too, the wrestling promotion of bringing in this.

When the wrestlers come out, he takes them all the wrestlers out there. I'm just like, God damn. It looks like a clown car, everybody coming out there. There's a bunch of fucking wrestlers coming out. Hey, brother. Are then what are they all? Are they all in the bunks?

They take up the bus and then there's like two or three vans also following the tour for wrestlers. You know what I mean? That's why wrestling's his geek. You guys can't drive with mine. It's my favorite joy, you know? I like to watch our show every Thursday night on YouTube. I like to lay at home and watch the creation happen.

It's a pain sometimes to get out there and shoot it. You know what I mean? But nothing can beat the feeling of watching a TV show that we're creating every Thursday night. That's awesome. It's called J.C.W. Lunacy, by the way. Check it out. Everybody go check it out. Damn.

Do we bite our nails or do we clip our nails? I'd grow them until they break. It's the first time we ever got that answer. And then maybe I'll, like, file it so it's not sharp. I mean, yeah, I got snags for fingernail. Oh, you got, well, you got the co-pinky nail, too. Well, it's a big co-cat. It's a must.

That's a pre-requisite for the job. The kind of co-cat doesn't have a pinky now. What kind of question was that? You get it, you got to hit me? I thought you were a proper journalist. It's crazy. Jay, what about you? I clip.

You clip? Good? Any mannies or petties? Fuck no. I used to get manicures when I was single. I like it. I like nice. I wouldn't get painted.

I would not be, I would not be called violent Jay sitting up there getting a manicure. No way. He's got his toes in the line. I'm way too scrubby man. I thought this was called on you garbage. What do you guys talk about manicures for her? What fuck? Now he makes me feel like a bitch.

You are not. No, no, no, not at all. What age was the first tattoo for each of you? I think I was 21. 21? That's good. Elder. What about you, Jay? Probably 23. Tattoos, when we're youngsters, they weren't like they are. now they weren't accessible they weren't easily accessible well yeah not only that but it wasn't like

you know saying getting a tattoo was a whole different it wasn't just like oh this is part of my person it's like you know what I'm saying like kids now 20 got their whole face tattooed and shit you know what I'm saying that if you saw a motherfucker with a face tattoo back in a day they're probably served some time yeah no definitely or they're like heavy in a gang it's a gangster shit are you guys uh Detroit style pizza guys fuck yes you are no when the fuck did they start calling I'm calling Detroit style. What do you guys call it? A square.

You get around to a square. We start touring and noticing people are calling the Detroit pizza. Right. Outside of Detroit. Yeah. It's a square pizza and it's thicker. Yes. That's what the fuck I'm like.

That's a cheese. That's my shit. Yeah. It's got like a burnt cheese going around it and shit. You guys have his favorite spot back at home that you like? I mean. Yes, it's called novellas. Okay.

Oh, damn. You weren't all fucking mom and pops with it. I'm like, Jets. I don't know. A jet. I've never had Jets. No, there's a couple. A couple, like, little local spots around the house.

And do we like a corner or do we like a middle? Oh, you got to get a corner. If you eat in a square, you got to get the corner. I like to get, I go to a village pizza and barbecue, and it's called a corner's pizza. Yeah. And it's just all corners. Yeah, it's like two pizzas. Yeah.

All corners. Yeah. All corners. Yeah. Eight corner pieces. All right. Very good. Very good.

Do we have a favorite fast food? National chain. Man, I'd say Wendy's probably. Okay. I'll fuck with. their breakfast. You got Wendy's breakfast. Yeah.

That's great. Jay? I don't fuck with fast food, man. No shit. Do we cook at the house, I assume? Yeah. Who cooks? Sarah, my girl.

Your girl. Yeah, my wife and I, in the summertime, I grill like a mallfucker. You hit the grill? Yeah, I'll grill like a fucking, like, fucking, I don't know any famous grillers. But I'll grill like him. But I'll grill like one of those motherfuckers. How do you like, Guy Fierry or whatever? Yeah, I'll feel, I like fucking Guy Ramsey or whatever his name.

Shout out, Guy Ramsey. How do you get the steak cook? How do you want it? No, no. How do you like it? Oh, me? I'm not a steak guy, really. I don't, I cook the fuck out of them.

If I want to understand, they're pretty delicious. But unless I'm going to, like, a really nice steak place, I don't fuck with steak. I eat fucking hot dog. I eat me some bar-ass. I got a bar-ass hot dog, too, on my leg. Really? Says bar-ess and everything. What do you put on the dog?

What do you like? Raw dog. You like a plain dog. I respect that. If you can't fucking enjoy a hot dog with nothing on. What the fuck kind of hot dogs you eat, homie? You know what I'm saying? You know what I put on it?

I put some of those fucking French's onion boys on there. No kidding. I actually learned that from New York from these hot dog stands back in the day. They charge like two bucks for like two little pinches. You know what I'm saying? Give me a motherfuckin'all that bitch up. A New York strip with some blue cheese crumbles on that bitch.

Okay. Now we're talking. That's how the fuck I'm living. Medium or medium well. All right. That's how the fuck I'm living. And cut a potato up real thin and throw that bitch in a deep fryer. You don't what I'm saying?

You're on home fries, your own homemade fucking chips or whatever? Sure. Yeah, man. And some mac and cheese, but the kind that comes with the cheese squeeze. The velvita. Yeah, man.

These guys are the real ones. You guys are true dirt bags and I love it. Anything that is in sausage form, that's what I fuck with. That's my favorite. Kilbasa? Hillshire Farms? Is that a sausage? Yes, it is.

Okay. And I like it burnt a little bit. You got to burn that. 100%. Blister it. Yeah, no doubt. You got to make it, like, twice the size. Are there any red solo cups in the house right now?

Yeah. Well, I think it's, like, some green and purple ones. Okay. We throw all kinds of, like, holiday parties for, like, the kids, sports teams and all that. So, so whatever holiday cups. I know. It's really cool. Oh, sorry.

Any fireworks at the house? Yeah. Okay. Do you guys travel with it on the bus at all ever? I used to make bombs. Okay. I wonder why the FBI's on your fucking ass. But ever since they started selling the good fireworks in Michigan

Every year, our 4th of July, we go fucking ham Oh my God, that's an understatement We buy like $5 to $10,000 with the fireworks Christ Yeah, and then my boy comes over and we like Hook it up so it's all like done on the phone And fucking like the fuses go out by themselves and all that shit And then after the grand finale

Everybody we just got fucking piles of Roman candles We have the biggest Roman candle fight ever Every man for himself, you just fucking go in the woods and everybody just lights each other up with Roman candles. I went to his house, last month of July. Uh-huh. And I was there, and I was in the actual explosion. Yeah, I'm down there lighting them holes, everything.

I was in the actual explosion. Like, I was exploding on his lawn and back lawn, his giant, fucking acreage with nothing but bombs going off. And I was in the middle of them. And I don't know how my skin didn't shred, and my guts didn't fucking fly out. Because I experienced an explosion. There's no professional pyro technique motherfucker there.

I picked up on that. Nobody with a license or nothing. How we still all have our fingers and shit? I'd no clue. Like, I probably should have blew something off a long time ago. Man. How many suits do you guys own? Like, you know.

Shoots? Yeah, you got to go to like a wedding or something. You know, it's crazy because I used to own a lot more because I used to go to court a lot. So, like, you know, you had to get court suits. Sure. But, uh, it's a court suit. I don't know. If I had to go to something with a suit, then I'll, like, just have to go buy one.

But I got one suit that I've had that I probably got to fucking retire. But it's all stormtroopers. On it? Yeah, it's like white with storm. The dog looks all like stormtrooper is. Listen, you're losing that case. And, hey, and I wore that everywhere fancy that you need a suit that I'm rocking the stormtrooper. Are you a Star Wars guy?

Look at the front of my neck. What do you think? Yeah. Oh, shit. Big Star Wars guy. I know I peeped the fucking tie fighter right when I sat down. Oh yeah over there I got a shit back there yeah you know what's fucked up about Star Wars what trying to collect this shit you can't man you go broke and you don't

never have enough room for this shit do you fuck with the micro galaxy squadron yeah yeah they're great they're my shit though they're great at-ats are like my my fucking thing do me like the best do you love um rebels I watch I know all of clone wars all that I know I know all of usoka was great a soca of course fucking uh the accolite sucked dick Yeah, brutal. Down with the Mandalorian? I never thought that a product of Star Wars would come out that I would not just not like, but think, man, that was fucking horrible. Yeah, crazy.

Even the fucking, even the sequels, I'm like, yeah, but if you watch it not part of the story, they're not bad. They're not that bad. No, they're definitely like big budget and they're pleasing to the eyes. What about Cassie and you like that shit? Come on, dog. That's good stuff. Andor, forget about it. Good stuff.

Me and Jay have checked the fuck out. Come on, man They're coming out with us Fucking Obi-1 season two I don't know how They fuck cannon up with that man A little bit What the fuck is he doing hanging out with Princess Larry

When she was a baby And she don't remember What the fuck? It's creeping on him And Luke doesn't remember Yeah, what the fuck man Yeah But those fights between Vader and him were

Come on, dog Fantastic Yeah Woo! All right Let's get fucking back on brand here Fair enough nerd shit What was the name of

If you remember Darth Vader Yeah, Yeah, he's my favorite Oh, absolutely What was the name of the first trip club You went to? The Atlantis, no

Was it the Dizzy Duck? Oh, the Dizzy Ducks at great race What was it? Atlanta. No, no, no. You're getting at 18. It's the one on Michigan and Wyoming, right inside,

right there on Michigan, not the Atlantis. That's in Lincoln Park. Fucking, I was 14. Damn. And I, I, I, I fucked, well, what I did was I clipped fucking hair off a wig

and I used that liquid late texted it and glued it like strand by strand made a mustache so it didn't look hokey and then I went oh that was the Atlantis but I went in with my homie and we got kicked out they're like what these little fucking kids doing in here I got a mustache lady I don't know how we got past the door guy but that's great that's fantastic jade you remember you're the alanus oh yeah the alanus it was only 18 to get in and and we started for man we've been going to strip clubs our entire career you still go oh no not anymore but all over the country every strip club There is, we've been in there five or six times.

What do you think the best is the best? I've never, we're not, you know. We used to like to go to scummy, shitty ones. Yeah. Because that's the chance you can, that's the kind of place you can drag something out of them. On top of that, you can kick back and actually have fun, you know what I'm saying? And you know, you know, you ain't got these bitches trying to hustle you?

We don't go to one of these places where it's like, you know, it's all super expensive. King of Diamonds or that. You know what I mean? We don't go to gentlemen's shit. We go to titty bars. What about Magic City? Do you fuck with Magic City? No, that's too big.

Okay. That's that's too much Everybody's walking around There's a guy in the bathroom With the mints and the fucking deodor And all that We don't go to them kind of place If I gotta get them all fucking a bathroom

A dollar to take a shit I'm good Why you shit in the strip dumps great Well I took a little extreme Do we do cologne Are we cologne guys? Nah I am

What do you like? I wear that savage Once again when I was single I would wear the aqua de jour You rocked a cologne Yeah that's good Now that you're married You hung in a lot of

up you retired it I don't like the smell of this shit I wouldn't wear it for me trying to bring them in you know what I'm saying I don't like it gives me heartburn smell of that shit that's funny

If you have a preference Pizza Hut or Dominoes Oh fuck they both suck Dominoes sucks ass But Pizza Hut has those Those two slices on top of each other now Oh I haven't seen that A pizza covered pizza

And it's like a sandwich It's two slices on top of each other And they got like Buffalo chicken version And they got like I don't know it's good though so pizza hut is coming back Domino's pizza is the fucking

worst shit ever made but their fucking garlic knots and like their wings they said everything but their pizza's okay but their pizza is the fucking worst it's like I I made a solemn vow to myself back to the day I would never eat dominoes I'm the other way I'm more dominoes now

than pizza hut I I feel like remember how magical pizza hut was when you were a kid they lost it they listen they ran the 90s The magic is gone. And they lost it, but they're bringing back. I don't know if you've seen. They're bringing back some of the in-dining, the buffets and the experience.

They're trying. It's too late. It's too late, man. I got to give them that. They're trying. Huh. Because everything else was failing. I know, because they had a rough fucking 25 years.

I remember there was the most wig-blowing shit when they announced Pizza Hut would be delivering. I was like, what the fuck? I can get Pizza Hut at home? It was really the beginning of the end. Yeah. Yeah. Have either one of you ever saved the Crown Royal bag? No.

No. No But I can not one up you I can one down you When I was a teenager I'd take all the labels Off the Colt 4540s that I drink And paste them to my wall

So my whole wall is like wallpaper Like a foot bar on the tackles That's awesome Huh Okay Okay Save the Crown Royal bags That's a big one

Because a dirt bag sees that It's purple and it's cloth You're like I could use this for something You know what I mean This is too too expensive to throw out. I could use that to put my fuck tabs in. Will you guys dance at a wedding?

I will. Yeah, I mean, I don't like to, but I'll do it. Okay. Me and my wife, me and my wife, well, she's stuck with it, and she was a fucking shit. She did competitions and all that ballroom dancing. Okay. And I started going, too, because my whole goal was to go to a wedding and just make everybody look like shit.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But I didn't make it that far. Gotcha. But we're going back, like, because, like, she would, like, dance. with some dude, not dance with some chick, learning how to do it. Really? But we want to go back and just learn how to do it together. That's the

sweetest thing I've ever heard. And then just go to, I'll crash a fucking wedding and just fucking murder everybody on the dance floor. Let's say somebody's getting married, all right? One of your friends' kids, close friends kids, let's say. All right. What do we look at in the envelope?

What do we do? What do you mean? Gift-wise. Oh, fuck. I didn't know until recently. You're supposed to give a fucking... that shit. This cake was free. I just been showing up, man. If I care about the person, if I care about the person. I tip them to fuck off, man.

Yeah? Yeah, I'll chip them off. Probably like two or three grand. Two, three grand. Pends upon how much I'm sitting on at the time. You know what I mean? Right? Wait, that still fluctuates like that? Yeah, man.

Really? You bet you. You know what you're sitting on right now? I'm sitting on some bullshit. We got to get our ass back out there and get some more show. You got you're on tour right now, right? No, we just, we just got, we just wrapped it up. Okay, two, three grand.

That's a great. That's a great. That's fantastic. You know, a couple grand. That's nothing. You know, somebody gave that to me when I got married, you know, so I was like, damn, I appreciate that. So I've been following that.

You know what I mean? If I care about somebody and they're getting married, that's my wedding gift. You know what I mean? Fantastic. You didn't give me shit. How was his wedding? I didn't give him anything either. Jay, how was his wedding?

I wasn't. Oh, you weren't you were there? What the fuck? He was there for a little bit. But in all fairness, he was only at his own wedding for a little bit. No, his wedding was beautiful, man. Yeah. Yeah, I got all fucked up on so much and had to go to the hotel room and take a nap for a while.

That's crazy, dude. Well, the thing is, like, I broke my neck. So, like, I started after. I started getting degenerative disc disease So basically like it's my whole neck is fused right now So like wrestling Wrestling and then stage diving is well I broke it twice once wrestling once stage diving

But uh but like so at my wedding I was in middle of a bout of degenerative disc disease So basically I was like locked up like a fucking idiot So you needed right well I didn't need as many as I was taking He's trying to give you the benefit of the doubt What's the point of that? Right yeah I don't know how to be responsible you know who takes fucking one fucking nerds

I mean listen I don't you know I think I think we got them both dead to rights they're fucking trash I tell you what unbelievably solid guys great great news great story unbelievable what you've done the people that you've brought together it really is fucking an American success story and it's fantastic

we love you both yeah it makes a lot you're both 100% trash we appreciate that big time man you guys are the shit man thank you very What's what's what's what's I guess better or worse is garbage or trash like if you're trash is that like I think trash you call somebody trash is that worse than calling them garbage I feel like it is trash trash saying trashies a little bit of endearing it's like you call somebody trash that's kind of mean to got it to garbage to me it's like you're good people if you use the word crap sometimes it's more impactful than shit like what is this crap yeah to me that's worse than what is this shit more degrading yeah like what is this crap

It's so bad you can, don't even give it a curse word. We like to keep it lighthearted. You two are rock-solid guys, but 100% car. 100% car. The same cloud posse, gentlemen. The new album out to naught, right? Yep. Check it out.

Guys, we love you. Kippen, you got anything warm? Guys, we're on tour right now. Tour dates available at RUGarbage.com. The Met and Philly. It's our biggest show ever. We're coming home, December. Get them tickets.

We'd love to see you there. Guys, we love you. Yeah, I appreciate you. We love you. We'll see you next week. Thanks. Yeah.