Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Jason Ellis!

Episode Date: July 24, 2023

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We couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. He is a very funny, very cool comedian, podcaster and radio personality. He is also a retired MMA fighter, professional skateboarder, lead singer, race car driver. I does it all. Former Guinness World Record Holder. singer, race car driver. I does it all.

Former Guinness World Record holder. Yeah, they took it. All right. I want my day in court. You pussy. He's got his own festival. He's a New York Times best seller. You can hear him every week on his two amazing podcasts, Hawk vs. Ellis.

Of course, the Jason. The whole festival. Hawk vs. Wolf. I'm sorry. And of of course the Jason Ellis show and ladies and gentlemen, he's got a guillotine chokehold that'll put you night. Give it up for Jason Ellis everybody. Let's go. Man, you guys are good. You scared me when you corrected me. Jesus Christ. That was pro is fuck buddy. Yeah, thanks are coming. Yeah, thanks having me man. I'm stuck This is an excited. Yeah, you're in all time real dude. I heard that you from the youth

Oh, yeah, the young kids are out there talking like chase you don't even know and I'm like I guess I don't know And the youth is like 35 for us by the way our Youth is like 28 Okay, I'll take that. Oh, what's up, dudes? We do about eight views on TikTok. 28 school to be high. He was like, what do you mean you don't know?

And I'm like, man, I shit. Sorry. I'm very busy. You know, like I tried a couple of days, but I was told that I'm an idiot for not knowing about you guys. Oh, buddy. Thank you so much for coming in. Got a good thing going here.

Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Give us the back story. Give us the scoop. Give us the childhood. Oh, childhood. Thank you so much for coming in. Got a good thing going here. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Give us the backstory. Give us the scoop. Give us the childhood. Oh, childhood was great. The tattoos say otherwise. That gold tooth thing, Elpinese. I went to a therapy and you're right. I built this to protect the fragile little child.

Carvin is dad's name in the table. Yeah, wow, he really did punch my ticket for show in so many ways. Where'd you grow up down here in Australia? Melbourne, Australia. OK. Yeah, I grew up, when my dad was 20 and my mom was 16 when I was born. So yeah. And they were very young.

Didn't really, I don't think they was a bit of bit of an accident. Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh And she married my father and then I lived with my father half the time and then in the end it kind of my mom was in a rocky World for she was an alcoholic. She got sober, but there's a time they were it was not that Friendly for kids and my dad was more of a like he told me how to ride a dirt bike and shit like that So it was it was easy. I wanted to live there more And I never had to make the decision and my mom was very sad about it easy. I wanted to live there more. And I remember I had to make the decision. And my mom was very sad about it. And I felt really bad about it. Derpikes though.

What are you going to do? Come on. As a kid, it's either derpikes or not a great apartment. I'm so basic. It was just like, do you want to ride your derp? I go day-out, do you want to stay at your mom?

So it was pretty easy. That's so cold. No. Yeah, my stepmom had two more kids. So I had two younger half brothers. Man, we are in it already. She was already had the kids. No, no, no, they had them straight up.

When they got together, they hit my younger brothers. One passed away, but once they were like five years apart. Okay. So a youngest was 10 years younger than me. Sure. Gotcha. And did your parents ever actually get married? Were they marry just together? Yeah, yeah, that'll married Okay, so then they got divorced. Yeah dad fell in love with her friend. Yeah, they got married. Yeah had two more kids

Yeah, and then my dad started making money Okay, I was talking so I was do I lived in a like in a shitty neighborhood and it was like drugs and stuff like that I my mom's side had some, some heroin addicts, like one of her boyfriend's offered me meth to stay at a party. And I was young enough, I was smart enough to know, because I was tired, I wanted to leave. And my mum was like, I gotta go. And then he came in and was like, look, I'll give you something.

But wake you up. But don't tell your mum. Shit. Shit. And just when he said, don't tell your mum, I. Shit. And just when he said don't tell your mom, I was like, right, that sounds like it could be bad. That's ain't great. Yeah, so I told her and big fight and then my father said.

I'll hold where you ballpark. Like, no, I know something. Whoa. God damn, trying to get you on the ice. Yeah. Yeah, it's a little early. They are different down under. I got into it later, but you mean it's

at a sensible age, you know? Well, I own a core, like later, but you mean it's sensible age A gentleman. Yeah, like a grown-ass man. I was hitting that shit like about 28 or something No, and straight for the math. How about a jolly rancher something? Christ, yeah, how about coffee put on some cartoons for you? It was it was pretty good But I didn't know because I blocked it out But I didn't realize until I took acid and meth. And I had an invisible friend that told me an assuming pool

because I was in a hotel pool and nobody could get me out. I was like growling at people, I black the fuck out. And my girlfriend was like, I'll watch him. He won't hurt me. And then I had an invisible friend tell me I was molested by my father. And that's when all this other stuff unpacked yeah Where I was like wait what cuz that's not me, you know like I grew up I watched Oprah was like man those poor people You know and I'm like wait I suck dick god damn it

So you then all that kind of trauma Ellis came out swinging on this give me the lay out of the neighborhoods Like like how how they apartment? That's the early neighborhood, yeah. Early neighborhood was yeah, apartments and junkies and stuff like that, because St. Kilda's a steaming pile of shit. Is this theoretically would be the suburbs of Melbourne?

Yeah, right? Yeah, just the outskirts of the city, St. Kilda. But then my father married my stepmom. She lived in the suburbs. It was like a little more family-oriented. So we went to this place called Saneringham. And that's when my dad started making some money. So here, we had a house.

My dad ended up having like a bunch of cars. But that was kind of rich for, like when I was about 12. Wait. Yeah, about 12 to 17. He was, he kept going bankrupt. My dad didn't sing. I didn't know, but one year I came

because I was still trying to be a pro skateboarder. So I go to America for six months on a holiday visa and come back. And he's like, just so you know, you can't buy anything for a while. And I was like, what do you mean? And he's like, I used your name to run the business. And then I made you go bankrupt.

And now you set my bones to business. She went bankrupt. I think he used my brother at one point. Like he just kept running. He was pretty good at it. That's because he Australian me, my wife. In the end, he was not that rich. What was he doing?

Well, how did he make his money? He sell electronics. We used to own Electronic parts like resistors and all that kind of shit And I worked there for a little bit to get money to get a plane ticket because nobody would give me a job I'm too much of an asshole just like a late you know skateboarder with no Skills I'm just like I need money to get to America to be Tony, you know, like Tony Hulk. I was pretty much the deal. But it was called Ellis Tronics. That's pretty good. And that's all right. I don't hate it. Yeah. I'm talking about this is the sad 80s.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a great 80s. Let's try that. So he had a electronic store. Yeah. Like a store front and all that stuff. Yeah, yeah. All right. Okay. I was his courier for I used to drive all the integrated circuits. Two. Sounds pretty clear. I know.

He thought that's pretty good. Yeah, it wasn't that bad. It was bad because he was the worst. He was like making a point that I'm the son. So it was always treating me like. Yeah, that's true. He didn't want anyone to look like I was getting favored.

Tissot, even though I obviously was, because I was nowhere near qualified. That's why it ended up being a career. He was like, you can fucking drive a car you dickhead. Fuck off, go to live with this. Fucking up the power lines for the township. He lost it again and then he sold the business to this other little Asian guy who ran like a bunch of electronic shit in Australia.

So he sold out to this guy. My dad was his own boss and I remember it really hurt him that this guy was now his boss and I had to go over to this guy's house and get boxes of electronic shit put it in the van and drive it delivered to places. And one day there, he shut the fucking garage while I was walking out back into the box so he fucking shut the middle garage on the top of my head. And I wanted to punch this dude in the face. I was like, you did not fucking dig. If accidental my ass. He had an out for you. But then when I started doing gay shit when I was older, I went to therapy for years over this,

but there was a time there where I would just let people blow me without... Shout out to it. Talking to them or anything, and a lot of them would be like, little Asian guys. And you, oh, you think that's connected? Let's get my power back. Yeah.

That's what therapists tell me. So yeah, I stopped making the Asian? Let's get my power back. Yeah. Yeah. That's what the therapist told me. So yeah, I stopped making the Asian people blow me. That sounded bad. You're making us, yeah. Adults that agreed to do it. Yeah. I think I'm leaving through the garage.

I walk out backwards and hit him on the head and they're way out. When did you start skateboarding? I think I first started when I was probably about 11 or something like that, but that was a friend, my mom didn't cheat on how many family and she had this other, the Johnson's who would like her mom and dad and who would like my grandparents. And they had kids older and one of them was a surfer who had the little plastic ones in the shed. Sure. and I found those so my mom would hang out all day and I would just ride

this little plastic thing those things were death traps and then I met two twin brothers that were kind of chuck one was chubby and one was obese and we they were in the skating and then they told me about you know Tony Hawk or and then I remember you could get a very flex skateboard and it was the first wide wooden skateboard I've ever seen that had wide trucks and shit and then I remember you could get a very flex skateboard and it was the first wide wooden skateboard I've ever seen that had wide trucks and shit and then once I found that That was it right before that I made a skateboard out of chipboard and and nailed roller skate wheels on it And it didn't roll after like five minutes

So I just started trying three sixties in the driveway for hours like it was this is thing that sure I don't know what happened to me. I never cared about anything, but this thing, even the jankiest version of it with no friends around, no ramp, no, he fucking bit me, man, that was it. I just couldn't stop thinking about it. Save my life, because I was at, I had no plan.

No direction or anything. And no skill, no wanting of a skill, just like fuck, I hate this place. I don't know why. Well, I do now, but at the time I was just like, I fucking hate everything. And was there a scene over there that you got involved in? Yeah, in the end, like I found a ramp. Well, first I found a big ball, but they filled it.

It was a big keyhole that was built in the 70s for a roll escape, as I think. So it still existed and skateboarding was just coming the 80s, people hearing about Tony Hawk like skateboarding was starting for the first time. Yeah, that's it, that's it. So there were a few people that had been around before but not many. Most of us were just like, we saw back to the future.

That did it too. So then there was a half pipe that was probably about half an hour away from my house But a really little one like on the scale of what you do now is No one would even make it the transitions were about six foot and it was like a 12 foot wide ramp real little But there was a scene like 20 30 guys and we just that was it I ended up like not going to school and just go on there until until I got a report card And my dad was like what the fuck?

And then I was a terrible liar. So I was just like yeah, I was at the ramp. So every day you're skipping school You're doing that and then I assume you get some notoriety over there You don't just start flying to the US. No, I was actually really bad those two twin brothers were better than me for the first three years And I just it didn't look like I was ever gonna be good at it. I just all I cared about was going there and skating. Uh huh. And then there's a few more ramps and they got bigger and then the last one was in Peran closer to the city.

There was like a full scale ramp. And I just skated it every day. And on one particular day, I learned how to do an air without holding my board and my friend was like, you look like you could do that as high as you want. I was like, yeah, right, he's like, just try it. So I tried a front-side only about chest high and I made it.

And I was like, what the fuck was that? And he goes, what the fuck was that? And I'm like, I'm gonna try and do that again. And I did it, I was like, what the fuck? Cause in Australia, no one had done a frontside only that high. Right, and I had, and I hadn't done any of the other tricks that would make it look like I could do a frontside only that high. Like I still hadn't done a backside air skateboarding stuff,

but there's a trick. I used to skate, no big deal. Well there's a trick you can do that you can go that high, way easier than doing a frontside only, especially in the 80s. And then it was like, well what if I try to skate, no big deal. Well, there's a trick you can do that you could go that high way easier than doing a front suddenly, especially in the 80s. And then it was like, well, what if I try to grab the tail in the front suddenly, and then I did that, and no one had ever done a frontside tail grabbing the straight, because it was a long time ago.

And then, stale fish, and then, I just, I'll eat into the lane, and I was like, what if I go backslide, I'll eat into an India and then within an hour I became 20 times better than I was in the morning and then by the next day the skate shop guy was down there going Fucking guys Everyone was talking like just so you know Alice just became like It's the best keep order on Australia right now. I get the top 10 in this show you right now I used to suck yesterday. Yeah, yeah. You should fucking see him today. There was a guy that beat me up at the skate park like a week before that, like he didn't like me

or my face or whatever. And he got behind me and hit me in the back of the head with the skateboard. And we had a fight and that guy was still skating the vert with me and was just like, fuck you, Ellis and I'd be like, yeah, fuck you. And I mean, I don't like confrontation, I was scared. I was like, man, this makes skateboarding really uncomfortable.

But then when I got good, like a week later, everybody likes you. Later was my first experience with like, oh, if you do fancy tricks, people like you. Yeah. So I, cause the crazy, there's no precursor to this. This is the 80s. Like, you guys, you're making this up as you go along.

A little bit. I mean, crazy. By then, I half of the shit I was doing was the first Australian born person to do it. But it also grew. I went to America and learned all these other things that came back and did them in front of everybody. And it was the same thing. When I went to America, there was like 50 dudes that could do stuff that sure I'd heard about but I'd never seen it and when you see it you go Oh, that's how you do that And then you kind of you learn it and I feel like when I went back home and did it then everybody there was like oh That's how you do it then fused So who sent you over you said you would know why six at a time you just paid for yourself fuck you

There was no sponsor or nothing like that. You were like, I want to do this. Okay, I had I sat my parents down there. You're 16 years old, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's nuts. I sat up sat in Dan. I was like, I'm gonna I need money to get to America. So I need a job. But then when I get there, I'll be a pro skateboarder and then you won't need to give me any money anymore. And my dad was like, that's not a job. And I was like, it is a job. And I didn't have any proof. I couldn't show the magazine. We didn't have the magazine yet. We just had gossip. Then Thrasher came a bit later.

And then the Bonesburg Aide video came, America already had it, but we didn't, like where I got Escape Magazine and a video, it was in a water ski shop in the back. Were they so- Was it a water ski shop? Yeah. I don't know how to do anymore.

I think those exist here. I'm not talking hyper focus. I'm not talking wakeboard. I'm talking fucking skate. You got single skate and you got your jump skate and like it was yeah. Yeah, and that's in a parachute store. Yeah, it was like Max's water skate world

or some shit like that. She's it. Yeah. I mean, Max was all right. That's when I heard it. Max never had a shirt on I think Max told me Tony there's a guy in America Can do figure flips and I'm like not that's he pot that doesn't even make it he sits and then the magazine came in and I'm like wow

Also, no just like a life level of like he obviously in the 80s the lack of Information moving quickly. Yeah, you just hear of this legend of this guy, Tony Hawk, do we know this stuff? Got him made it better. And then, but like, now you're as fucking boy. How crazy is that? Like, you hear about this fictional character. And then, that'd be like me being like, oh yeah, me and Seinfeld are now best friends.

It doesn't go away. That's fucking awesome. Because we do shows down at the ramp. And often it's just us to do in the podcast. And then afterwards we skate. And I'm like, I'm skating. It's just us to do in the podcast and then afterwards we skate and I'm like I'm skating It's just me and Tony that's fucking crazy Tony and I whatever, but I Will just slap myself in the face from time to time or especially we now that we're older and we're like more fragile It's like if we hit our head now is that

And it's like if we hit our head now is that It's gonna be it's the last time right like we like we got family now to go hey How many times you've been knocked out this year? Can you go yeah, yeah, good point maybe I should slow down like that that is a thing now damn so it's like more of a You know, I'm gonna try something that's like you got this Yeah, cuz it's like this could be it can't let's talk about man skates. Ooh, my balls are tingling. Ooh, another OG on the podcast. Uh huh.

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and I'm standing here and I go. And I can see that my fucking father's holding it and I'm like, look at that. And then, and then, because Tony looks my way, I look, I don't want to get eye contact so I look away from him. But he's seen the video of me being 16 and trembling in the presence. And now we're, and he's a kid too at the time for the most part. He was a bit, yeah, no, yeah, but not to a Six Daniel, of course 20, you know, in his 20s, right, and he was already for the guy. He had been around. He was a freak We were all trembling in his presence and rightly so and when you would come over here, where would you stay?

Caches and shit. You stay in a couple couple of days I slept in a kid's playground. I brought a sleeping bag. Because we came to fucking go. Like I did not. I didn't expect anything. If you come solo by yourself. Game of another guy. Really?

Yeah, and we slept in a kid's place. Just on your own. Yeah, well, the other guy, dude. The other guy, new people, I found out many years later, we stayed at Lance Mountains House and we lived there for like a couple of months until he was like you got a go And we didn't know I didn't know this until my 50th birthday Lance Mountain came to my 50th birthday and told me the story of when he first met me and was like yeah

Yeah, your friend just fucking knocked on the door dude and was like hey, we're here He didn't talk to me about staying and then you guys just stayed And it And Lance was a guy that was trying to, he knew that we loved skateboarding. It was like, I want to help you guys progress. But at the same time, I don't really know you guys like that well and you're definitely overstaying. Because we didn't have anywhere else to go and where else would I want to go? Lance Mountain's house with Lance Mountain's ramp in the backyard and that was I I became pro at in those three months. I learned three tricks a day. I made sure I did

It's a worker. It's fucking wild Lance Mountain's a legendary skateboarder. It's just like comedy though Like you go like I go to the to the comedy store and Like Mark Marin walks by and then does a set and I'm like fuck. You know, like Bobby Lee and all these people are right there right in front of me and it's just like MMA. I'm a child again. Even if I'm older than you, I just go, oh shit, it's Tim Dylan.

You know, like, and he's like, what the what? Dick Hennett. I'm just like, what do you want? It's it's Tim Dylan. Mm-hmm. You know like and he's like what the what dickhead I'm just like what do you want? It's him Dylan get out of my way Yeah, just go that the Debbie they locals only dickhead But so I made him out of your poster I Beating up a security guard I just did like my second set at the comedy store ever because Ryan Cicola he got me on there I have to secular and I was in the green room and Tim Dylan comes in and I'm and I said to myself Holy shit Tim Dylan and he goes, hey man. That was a good set. I was like, thank you Tim Dylan

And then he goes you want to do a sip with me and I'm like Yeah, he's like, yeah, come back tomorrow and and do a set of my show I'm like, okay, and then I get there and it's just him in the green room and he goes, where, you even lived in the East Coast? And I was like, no, why? And he goes, well, you're here. And I'm like, what do you mean? He's like, everybody else isn't here. You're here. Oh, on time. Yeah. LA comics don't show up. And I was like, wait, to a Tim Dylan gig at the comedy store, he's like, yeah, and then he went up first and left. He called a few other people. So then I witnessed this guy get a whole new lineup of the same caliber. Like Andrew Schultz shows up instead.

I'm like, you can just call Andrew Schultz. How? You guys are fucking crazy. Yeah. And then when I came back to be like Tim deal. He's already left I haven't seen it. It was that guy from South Africa. I haven't seen it. Yeah, I've never met him. I haven't seen him since and he probably hasn't seen me Son of a bitch. I guess I didn't do that good What are you doing food wise, spending money wise, when you come over here, that young. Sack of potatoes. Sack of potatoes.

Like it's the 1400s, baby. Hey, man, I wasn't a smart kid. I was just like, I guess. The fact that you did that is insane. I mean, that's fucking, that's crazy. It lasted a long time. Halfway around the world. And skateboarders are f-

Like, when you skate, like I skate, when I showed up, I skated like it's everything to me and all the other guys that were pros could tell this kid is gonna be one of us. So there was like, you don't have any food, dude. Like do you wanna stay at my head? Like Ben Showdown. How many is the very similar?

It's like, well if you're a comedian, you're in the group. Ben Showdown let me live in his house for like six months, like, Huffy, until my visa, until my holiday visa was up. And these mom came in one time and sang a song to me about how it was time for me to leave. I mean, Ben, we're just sitting on the couch super high and she came in. It's been nice, no, wouldn't ya? But you gotta go, Jason.

I'm just like, wait. Will you were staying at his mom's place? At his family's house. Oh my god. He didn't have a house? Get your shit and hit the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got to play it off like the Grammys.

Yeah. Starts playing closing time. It took a couple of verses for me. Yeah. I was like, wait, that's me. That's me. All right, all right. I'll go. Holy shit. So you did that for a couple of years back and forth. Four years. Four years. Four years. Four years is when I got sponsored and got a deal. When you got sponsored, got it tonight. Al'm going to sponsor me for $700 $600 a month. And then I got a living high on the hog.

I got a race of 700 the next year. So I was feeling it feeling pretty good. And then I went to Vancouver for the slam city jam. I've been pro for a bit now. And on the way back into from Canada to America, they go, were you at that skateboard contest? And I was like, yeah, are you a skateboarder? I was like, yeah, but I was just watching. I'm just here to watch. I mean, like, why you go to America so much?

I'm like, I just love America like Disneyland, just lying at my ass. And he's like, do you have any money to prove that you have money when you go back into America? And I was like, of course I do. And he's like, where is it? I'm like, to my bank account. And he's like, I'm going to deport you if you don't show me money. And I was like, I'll just get a bank statement and come back and he goes, okay,

and I don't have any money. So I went back out of customs and left the airport, got a taxi back to the city and called these dudes, the red dragons that run Vancouver skateboarding. And I called Moses at a payphone and he's like, where are you? And I'm Moses at a pay phone and he's like, where are you? And I'm on the corner of something and something. And he came down, had some joints for me.

I was like, you can stay at my house. Then I lived at his house with him and Colum McCay, who's also another legendary escape boarder. And they were like, you need to get on the Barnes McKay. Those guys, they got lawyers, they'll get you an athlete visa. So. Wait, are these red dragons crime related? No, they sound real nor we have what I'm saying we all have to say the red dragons came and picked me up on the corner

We all have giant red dragon taxes. They're part of the red dragons. Yeah, I'm the first Non-Canadian born red dragon. Man, it's a patch. We have a gang. We have a gang sign and shit This guy's done. It's more of a game for it was for security when we go skate. Like security be like you guys need to get the fuck out of here and we'd be like no talking to yeah, cuz we're a little We had a couple of heavies in the in the group sure that could like push back And then because we push back the little of guys had had an attitude where you like you got to get the fuck out of here. I'm like, you need to get the fuck out of here. And then we, you know, we would keep skating police

with chases. We would run no real skate parks, not well accepted all that kind of we can't have a has skate box, but the streets were forbidden. Yeah, the downtown and you're skating the ledge people cups, there's like cups on BMX's, I'm on Mountain Box and they would chase everybody. I'm not even a street skater, I'm just going there to start shit. That's so wild west.

It has a real rebel ralsal. Little bit. One time I pushed the security guy through a play class window. Jesus. I just, the life of times of a red dragon member. That's the only member of the Okuzoo who can take one. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Keep it down right between us. Holy shit. All right, so when do you start making a like a little bit of money where you're, you're okay. The bones brigade. The bones brigade. They started paying me like two or three grand a month. Nice. Then I got a shoe sponsor. What year are we talking if you don't mind me asking? 90s, not late 90s.

Two three grand in the 90s, let's fucking go. You're red. And when you go back to Australia because of the exchange rate, it was double. So in Australia, I was making the fucking killin' it. Six or seven, maybe eight grand a month all up. And I didn't have a house or didn't pay taxes because I didn't know about that.

Uh huh. So I was, yeah, living a heck of a whole chain. So what are the fuck? And shit, I thought I thought I was stupid purchases. Oh yeah only yes. I didn't lie anything that I have now. That's a great way to put it. I didn't buy anything I have now. That's great. I've never thought of it that way. So gone. Oh no, I got a red dragon chain still. I bought a diamond necklace like fucking five grand. I don't have any money, but I got a $5,000 necklace one fucking idiot. Damn. So when you go back after this, you got money in your pocket,

professional skateboarder. What are the folks saying then? Oh, I don't know. Are they not get it? The only time I remember my dad being proud of me is one of his work colleagues said that Did you know Jason knows Pink? He's friends with Pink because I'm friends with him. You know Pink? What the fuck? So that was the first time I ever heard. That was like the forest gun for the X-game.

I said, I said, he's been everywhere. He's a red dragon. He's friends with Pink. Beating up a security guard at a bus stop. Pink probably did too. So let me look. Holy shit. But I went to one demo. He came to one demo with his friends with, which is where he came to the demo with a guy friend that he'd been friends with for years

and his wife ended up sleeping with her for a couple of years and her two sisters. So it was like this weird thing where she came and I knew why she came. But there was a demo where it was like real good guys and I was as good. And that was the one time where I was like, you guys cannot deny. What I'm doing here, yeah, I'm doing 10 for days in this demo. I mean, with this other guy who's the best dude in the world I don't look any worse than him sure this is a good look But the first time he actually I got a check delivered to the house and he saw it. I'll never forget it

He goes three grand what's this for I said skateboarding he goes How can they give you these I'm like every month.'s like, every month, you should take this shit serious. What the fuck, man? I was like, what do you think I'm doing? He's like, I thought you'd been selling weed the whole time. I can hold it out on me. I thought you've been selling weed the whole time. You better take this shit serious.

That's an all-time parent. From not understanding, to yelling at you before it. My mom hit me the other day. She's like, are you writing new material? I'm like, shut the fuck up, lady. Fucking jobs hard enough. Wow. Because we're doing a big show in Philly.

Are you writing? Look at the fuck. Get off my case. Seriously? Fucking need to shit from you. A red dragon. Fuck out of my case. Seriously? Fucking need to shift from you. Red Dragon. Fuck out of my face. All right, I wanna go back to Australia a little bit

because you're the first Australian we've had on. Okay. We have a lot of, we have a lot of Australian fans and the big thing is the bogey. Yeah, so it's like you're a bogey. Oh yeah. You know, bogey is their,

yeah, when my dad died, dirt back, their trash, it's their, my dad died and my brother died like around the same year and we had another wake at my brother's house and this one was We did burn ass in the garage put the box in the garage with the with the garage door down I had a joint in my mouth bike and fucking six gear pin just Fucking smoke everywhere, some other bike, smoke everywhere. We're just doing burnouts in the garage, giving ourselves cabin

and upside poisoning. And then it's like, yeah. What's the point of having the garage door down? Because it holds the smoke more, you can't see where he goes. It's just real bogeance shit, I presume. What the fuck? Seriously? Got a pussy question was that Just told you were trying to get carbon oxide Posing you fucking asking why we're warning here fucking told you why Brad awake trying to fucking die in this dead guys respect, you know Would I get out of the garage I get out of the garage of coffin feel pretty sick? Mission accomplished.

Yeah, I'll say. I sit out against the side of the house and my brother brings this guy over the Bogin looking guy. And in a show, it's like, it's racist term now but it's like if you're Italian and Greek, you're a wag. Okay. And when you were younger, it'd be like,

that's pretty good. When you were younger, it'd be like that's pretty good When you were younger it'd be like Jimmy the wall Jimmy we like got to bring out one back Jimmy Jimmy called himself a wall and it so wasn't but you could say it. Yeah, now. I don't think it's a good idea I think things have changed a long time I tell you and Greek fuck up. What are you talking about? Yeah, I know it's a touchy subject right now. I did not say that. I did not say that.

I called Jimmy the Wog because Jimmy said Kobe Jimmy the Wog. Of course. Right. Jimmy the Wog. That's a good guy. Any fucking way. Fucking don't like this. This guy comes over and he's from this ethnicity, right?

But he's called the Burnout King. And he's introduced to me as the Burnout King. And he's very serious. And he goes, Jason mate, you may not, I knew your dad. You know, he's a top bloke. You know, you fucking brothers are sick, come mate.

You may not got nothing but respect for your fucking family. And I want to fucking do something in appreciation for him, mate. Could I do that? And I was like, yes, burn out king. You could do that. I come out side made, I got something for you. And I go, okay, here we go out there and he's got his car out in the street already.

And he's put another tire on, I can already tell, he's put another tire on one side because it's not a limited slip diff. It's a car that when you bag it up, only one wheel's gonna crank and he knows it. Okay, so he fucking, he's like, just stay in there, you know what I mean,

he gets in the car, got the door open. Starts the car, immediately, he's just fucking bags it up. Ah, blah, blah, blah, starts shifting, this thing's smoking up and he opens the door, he looks back. So he watches the tire while he's doing it. And I'm like,

this guy's a fucking pro, like this is a top burnout. It starts going smoking. That's a crazy sentence, dude. If you're a bugger, you know, like, it's someone doesn't like that. You're like, this guy's done thousands of things, not like one time every now and then when he's drunk, he just shit happens regular. So he starts doing this burnout, fucking smoke everywhere, everyone's getting pumped. Then the break pad thing is got his glowing red, you mean, because it's

been gone for so long, and we're raging and we're getting closer because of the light, and then fucking boom, fucking tie pops. This guy stays on the hammer, doesn't back off at all. And we run, we rush the car because it blew up you know we're bogeons we're like fuck yeah we run at it and as I run at it tells like a soccer team the bogeons boiling hot tire it comes flicking off everywhere and starts burning everybody we're all getting burnt and we're all laughing because you know it's that sure we want it sure Our bogans I'm like I'm fucking better than you

This guy is still going and then the the tire catches on fire and then the back of his car's on fire And he's just out the dog on This guy is fucking given it like he's wrecking his car Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And that guy became my friend. He's still my friend. I follow my Instagram. He's got like a his name's he's got I think it's at Dizzle But he makes he's got he sells barbecue meat. He makes sells his own barbecues. Bokins are all right He's cooked on a hot top. That's a burn out. I can't He wanted me to post these barbecues Mate you reckon you can give me a fucking rapose, doesn't it? LAUGHTER

Anything you want, Burnout King. LAUGHTER For what you did for my family when we were grieving? Yeah, anything you want. Yeah, because he fucking fixed this, you know? Yeah. We were all fucking laughing for a minute. He fucking fixed this.

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Because my brother raced he was like Top two in Australia like of the house, like just dug it all up, cause my brother raced, he was like top two in Australia, like proper racer. So we build it, he helped, and my dad helped build a super cross track out the front. So when he died, we had to put the ashes, we put the ashes all over the track, and then I know from the Australia, the law with the guns,

where they said, if you give your illegal guns back, you get money for them, you don't get in trouble. When my dad gave most of his guns back, but I knew that there was two guns that he kept, and I knew where they were, and my stepmom didn't. So after he died, I grabbed this one. It's only a 22, but it's got a 16 shot magazine. Okay.

So it's semi-automatic, and semi-automatic is illegal, even if it's a 22. So I get on the balcony of my father's Bedroom and everyone's downstairs. You know me and I'm fucking My stepmom is down there. She goes Jason And I'm like whoa what what the fuck what Get down here. I was like oh shit because I kind of thought maybe I was in charge now, but now I'm not yeah, no, she'll pull your card real fuck Yeah, but I was like, oh wow that so I thought that was gonna fly

Yeah, you're like I'm the man of the house. He's like no, you're not I put that back here and clean your room Yeah, actually now I gave it back to the police. There you go turned it in Yeah, I mean this guy was worrying about saying vlog and then he's talking about a fucking semi-automatic weapons Fucking Australia. You're crazy. I was about to say so you have a mountain house. That sounds pretty nice But they put a dirt bike track in the front of it. They're dirt bike people. What's the front? That's a backyard obstacle. Well, there's not a lot of neighbors. Okay, so it's kind of it. It's in the bush It's like really in there okay serious business over there Yeah, the bush don't play and you know you can walk around naked and shoot guns here just not when we stepmums around

Did you always have that like all growing up? Now we always just a camp in the bush when we were younger and then when my dad had some money He built like a log cabin. I ended up I ended up helping build it because I didn't have a job and he gave me the job. So another friend of his that was a cop and a he and I moved up there and lived there and helped build like I built curacao the fucking like making like concrete and building fucking steps and shit. I didn't know what I was doing. I just did what I was told, but we just before skateboarding. Now I was still skating.

But no, this is after you would throw this pro. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was pro in Australia if that means anything. Gotcha. I thought I was hot shit still. But building that, building that house, but it was one of those things where we built it. Like we got all the rocks from the river.

We didn't spend, it's not a log cabin. Like when you go to the snow here, like mammoth and stuff, and you see log cabins, they're all straight. You know, they built by professionals, like it looks like so, that's the still Lawrence house. It's shit. Rich people shit. What a weird bull. As was a bug. I at least think a log of cabins I think a slide are you referring to was like happening rocky for yeah haha haha as a ship

haha when you were building that was there like snakes and spiders and shit running around yeah yeah not you guys are fucking idiots with the shrily look at that's not like fucking snakes chock to find everywhere you're gonna catch me see I think it is is this snake and they don't fucking come for you you gotta fucking stand on it which means you gotta like walk around blind they don't

they don't you know me like I never go in the bush like ah fuck look at that throw over the point run they're fucking everywhere like it's not it's kind of an iPhone. That never happened. But pulling the house down, cause it was an old shed, and I had to pull all the, all the broofing and all the shit off and take the insulation out.

And every sheet of insulation I took out, there was hundreds of huntsmen's. What's that? Huntsmen's are the big, hairy spotters. So it is like that. Yeah, what are you talking about? But they're not poisonous There's still scary so that yeah, but we've got an attitude. They're scary. They're scary if you just showed up from America You're like fucking dranulas are everywhere. They're not tarantulas. They're fucking Huntsman and they don't buy it

So it's more like you just Bustin out of the way What about in the house growing up towards the city? Was there any spiders or anything like that? Like in the Huntsman's. That's it. Yeah, the whole big's a Huntsman. Pretty big. Yeah, that's it.

You're saying pretty big. I was scared of spiders. I woke up with one of my chest. Oh, I had a Australian tourist. I had to stay there until my mom woke up and flicked it off. So that one fucked with me a little bit. I was scared of spiders for a while. But I cured myself when I moved to America

because I lived with dudes that knew that I was scared of him and they kept putting them on me or dead ones or pretending to do the thing with the feather on your ear and shit in the end where they did it so much. I was like, fuck and put him on fucking mouth. I ain't fucking care anymore. And they cured me. Yeah, do I look like an immersion therapy or whatever?

Yeah, and my show, we did stunts where we had Pat a predator, where I had a pet guy come in that had snakes, lizards and spiders, it's a happy predator. And they were all aggressive ones. So the whole point was, if you put your hand in the box, it's stuck in a maybe-by-yah, it's gonna fucking-by-yah. So I've had a tarant- a big fat hairy tarantula, like I go to put my hand in the box, it's not gonna maybe buy ya. It's gonna fucking buy ya. So I've had a trench, a big fat hairy trench a lot.

Like I go to put my hand in the box and it goes, ah! And then I'm like, are you fucking joking me? Like it's not, it sees me and it's like, do it! I fucking dare you. I put it in there and it comes over,

fucking, ah! Yeah, fuck, fuck, fuck, it's not as bite near. But it doesn't hurt. It just looks scary. Like the actual, cause I got bit by like a eight foot anaconda desperately trying to get the show to be like. What, what? Well, this is at one time this guy from South Africa

that like slept with snakes in Vegas in a glass house like in a mall for like a week like he's out of his mind on him and he came in with one and he pulled it out of the bag, put it on the table and I was like, that I and everybody after the show was like dude You're so scared of snakes here Australian how is that possible? I'm like it's not like what I said they don't I haven't been attacked by a snake my whole life So then I call the guy and said do you have a really big snake that will bite me? Because I thought for the for the radio if you're scared of snakes and you go

There's an e put anaconda and it's gonna bite this guy're scared of snakes and you go, there's an E-foot and a condor and it's gonna bite this guy that's scared of snakes, will you change your channel? That was my theory. So I was right, but also right when the sick because I had three people holding this thing because it was so big. It's not nuts.

And he goes, put your arm out. Put your hands on the air. And as soon as I put my arm out, it just went whap onto my wrist and then started to try and grab my arm and pull the skin off and those dudes Wrestleed it off and then we had another game. We had him come back in He was my friend for it. I did photo shoots with him

I did a ESPN the magazine photo shoot where I had to go underwater with this snake and Hold it While it was looking at me and scream at it. I mean you are the complete opposite of Foley. This is nuts. I just really wanted the show to work. I don't, I don't enjoy it. If you're like, guess what? Chase, the snake's back for this show. I'd be like, fuck! I don't, I don't like him. I mean, I don't want to say that if he's listening.

I'm scared of him. Sure. But for the show, for the, for the sake of the team, I've always been committed to it. Man. Jesus Christ. Makes always been committed to it. Man, Jesus. I think the skateboarding and the moto and stuff made it easier, you know? Like if you get hurt a lot, you know, like I've broken like over 50 bones,

I've been knocked out over 20 times. When you go to hospital and get surgeries and you do all the things that I've done, sleep by it doesn see in that bad. I remember being a kid. Am I going to the emergency room after this? And if the answer's no, then it's not really that bad. I remember being a kid watching you on TV,

you know, a little younger watching you, and I'm like, this guy's fucking nuts. Then I meet you, and I'm like, you're fucking actually crazy. I'm not actually crazy. Wait, that doesn't make sense to you. I'm trying to make the show work. What else am I gonna do? Gay porn is not a high paying job.

I don't have a lot of abilities. The radio show, if I make it, like I saw in the bookstore, and the people tell me it's 100 million, I'm like, I just want one million, can I give you one million? Give me one million. I just think, by the way, you give me one million, like it's an easy deal.

Sure. Sure. Holy shit, man. You're my kind of nuts. Give me one million. Give me one. I just think by somebody he give me one million. I get to easy deal sure sure Holy shit man, you're my kind of nuts Who Man, screw the ringer. I think I got spider Fog it up to take full of it with psychiatrists after this man. You guys are so good at talking and that You're gonna have to take full into a psychiatrist after this. You guys are so good at talking to that. You say that's crazy. That is heavy duty.

Well, I just have back a little bit. I just have back. You're going back? Jesus Christ. He's got money and air conditioning now. Let's talk about that. What kind of sushi do you like? Jesus Christ.

Well, we know new money, American shit. I want to know I want to know poor Australian shit because apparently it sounds like the fucking 1500 I'll give you a rich guy. I got Huntsman coming after me rich guy story I went to dinner last night with Tony Hawk and Birdman some restaurant that gave us like six the six cost menu that turned into a nine cost because the chef wanted to show Tony Hawk a little extra of what they do and then we get brought into the kitchen just us and get meet the chef and get treated to a dessert at the chef table. Woo! It's like, what's that movie where everybody kills each other and the island menu? The menu.

Yes. Yeah. They're just super aimed. The chefs were just like, we'll organize and everything was crazy put together. It was like that. Chefs table in the kitchen. That's about as glassies and get sure. But okay. So at the same time, you're a, what are you wearing to an event to a dinner like that?

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So I was going for things buddy see you there. No, it was a real ego boost up for sure. What color are those suits? ones black ones the The Gucci one is is Black and dark blue and the jacket has like the bumblebees on it like printed in you can barely see it But it's pretty and then I have the bumblebebee shoes and belt to match like I don't fucking play. Okay, you're not a tie-toe? Yeah.

Okay. You're on a tie-toe. I went to private school and then I got expelled for breaking a fact kids arm but I didn't he started. Why are you looking at me? He's sorry about that. We're both here. Where do you want me to look?

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So he's armed broke and I was like, oh shit that looks bad and then Principal because they used to beat you I used to get hit with the belt and the cane and shit and then yeah, he fucking bench over and fucking crack here leave marks and shit If any did it to me and before my dad got there my dad got there my dad's a bogeon Yeah, my dad holds say but that's not from money, you know my dad headbutts people Quick to like you fuck great on straight then Australians go for a I never saw him lose a fight one time one time he got for the guy in an alleyway after work and I was there. What the wait, what what?

My dad was parked out the front and my friend was there to meet me. We were gonna go skate and I was like, give us a ride, he's like, fuck off. I'm gonna go somewhere, probably gonna go bone somebody and this guy comes flying by in the alleyway, real close to dad's car and he goes,

what the fuck? And then a guy hits the brakes, stops and just points at the ground. And my dad goes, yeah, fucking go, cunt. And then he gets out of the car and the guy's real big tall guy. And I'm like, ah shit, like he looks pretty big. That's to watch my dad get his ass kicked. And I'm in front of my dad going, Dad, stop, stop.

It's not worth it because I don't like that stuff. And I'm like, just don't, you know what I mean? Don't, and he's like, get out of fucking way. And then right before I'm in the middle of a punch on, I move out of the way, my dad starts smashing him up against the wall, and then a dude hits the wall, and he could fucking fire. He front kicked me, my dad in the chest,

and my dad bounced from the other side, hit his back on the other alleyway wall, and I just blacked out. And I remember the guy was really tall, so I jumped up high While he was facing my dad and got him into like the school yard headlock Sure, and then I put him in his car door like punching him you did Yeah, and then I said you and your dad are beating this guy up my dad was just watching at this point

I had him in the door your tag team in a dude That's that's slamming his head and he's doing not cool like I was crying You mean like fucking touch my fucking dad. You don't shit like that And then I was like you fucking done. He's like yeah, I'm done. I'm gonna fuck off And push him in his car and then I walk off my dad starts walking next to me and he goes you took your fucking time to jump in And I looked at you let it get a to jump in. And I looked at him. You don't have to get a couple X in, huh? I looked at him out of shock.

And he's like, what are you fucking talking about? He's like, I'm just joking. And I was like, can I get a ride down? He's like, not. And he's still left. We're in the catch-a-chain. What the fuck, man? I was like, I just fucking helped you, man.

You got to know a fight with your dad in the alleyway. I mean, I saw a lot of fights. I Didn't that's why that's why I was always scared of confrontation because I see my dad fucking good at it And all their teeth come out of their mouth in one punch and I was like what happens if I fight a guy like him I don't want to go. I don't want my teeth punched out of my face. I was always scared That's why I got into MMA after being a pro skateboarder because I knew How scared I was of it and was of it and it hurt me. It's kind of like comedy. I got so scared of it that I was like, why?

I'm so fascinated as to why I have this fear. So I trained to get to feel like I can take care of myself. God damn. The first time I had obviously, I obviously knew who you are. He, a couple years ago with Skankfest. He did it. I thought you were going to follow up with some LeCroscamp story. No, no, no. That's a good move not to. No, he, uh, I was one time I was I told a kid to go fuck himself. I me the time I was cabbying him. Tell me the time I made up a roleblader on the boardwalk.

It was when you were at, it was at Skankfest, and you walked in in like a time. We were at the breakfast bar at the in Houston. And I didn't, I mean, I know who you were. I didn't meet you. Me and him were having breakfast. And you walk in, fucking, you know, like shorts, and like a tank top or whatever.

And he doesn't and he doesn't He doesn't know who you are and he goes who the fuck is that guy? He goes can't be look at this fucking dude. Can I turn her? I turn her I go that's the guy fighting Lewis and he's like oh, what the fuck This guy's not so like yeah, he's fucking yeah, he's a red dude Guys not something like yeah, he's fucking the a's a red dude man Red dude I have a laptop Jesus Christ I know like a super here. He's like yeah super pose Talking about yours reals against it. Um Jesus. Yeah, I mean

I think I have enough information to render a decision You're on it Yeah, but I got to know a couple of things now. We're not fucking going anywhere. I just say it. I'll tell you that It's the rest is making formalities are done. Did you make it? We're about to won't you spin off? We're broken. Have't just spin off our new bogey and you host it in Australia. Man, you would get a lot of guests. Yes, so half your family.

You got to get the burnout king on first. We forgot about the burden. It probably give you discount on a barbecue. But hold on, so your grandmother had money if this is your dad's mom. Yeah, yeah. So was she a bogey too? Nah, nah, she was...

This isn't something you're born in. She was a good person. Yeah, I think it came from, I don't think my grandfather paid much attention, I think he did some bad stuff. Cause yeah, I don't want to get into that. No, that's okay, that's okay, 100%. But she had the electronic store, it went to your dad. Yeah, cause my grandfather lost, lost his mind

a little bit after she died. Gotcha. But there was he Did run it and then he married a girl that was the same age as my dad and she tried to take the business So there was a lot of my dad didn't like his dad gotcha, okay But you went to private school for a minute. Yeah, well, then I went back to Bogin school after I got expelled and that's That's just a public score, right? I went to man, I went I decided to go to school where my mom lives after that.

And that was where it was just I got beat up in the cricket nets for a whole lunch break. I don't even know what that's it. Getting beat up in the baseball cage for a whole lunch break. That that cricket theoretically a classy. I thought they were catching crickets. I have to be honest. Crickets are classy, sport.

It's not, not in a shred, like maybe if you're playing for Australia, but even those guys are, like, it's different now. You're not allowed to be what you were. The, the legends of cricket in the 80s were fat, drunk, cigarette, smoking dudes that, like, punched on at the pub after they won or lost didn't matter. Like they would be on the news for assaulting fans at a pub the night after and then or I quit they got a Nicarite sponsor and then you catch the guy smoking a cigarette

at the pub. Drunk. All right. Like that was those are the cricket guys I grew up with. I think now I think now it's a little different. Yeah. All right. All right. Pay for pay for it. I think now it's like one with one. I think now it's a little different, you know? All right, all right. Okay. It was a different scene. And if you're just an amateur cricket player, then you're just a bogan.

Okay. Now the term bogan, like would you say, well somebody say like that's some bogan shit. If someone goes, you're a bogan with, is that called you to fight? Or is it like a, nah, it's more in Australia, it's's it's dying because the world's changing and You know that this red light cameras in Australia there's cameras now on

Freeways if you break the speed limit the photo goes off and you get busted. So Bogans can't live You know because if you're a bogey and you got our bogey if you're a bogey and you do burnouts everywhere you go you speed You got our bogey if you're a bogey and you do burnouts everywhere you go you speed Love the burnouts fuck you do it's crazy. You can't call yourself a bogey And if you don't fucking peel out every day what really what would be the okay? I peel out every fucking day Can't even afford my car anymore and I'm not giving it up cuz I know what are you whipping around then? What's a bogey like you? Fabulous bogey like you? What? I'm a fabulous bogey.

So I got a M3 with a stick shift. So I drift. I got a, I got friends. I got, I'm sponsored by a Hoonigan. These guys like Ken Block and all those guys. I don't know, but yeah. Ken passed, but I'm still down with the company and they have a place where there's like 500,000 horsepower

cars and you can just drift in the back all day. I just did a photo shoot for Ink Magazine where I shot a truck doing a burn out with a flame thrower into the tire so the tire whips the flames up at the back of the truck. I fucking burned his car too accidentally. You've used the flame thrower. I got one here. I have a flame thrower and I shoot it in my back out and set my pool on fire. Okay. Okay. That's the sex swing out there too. It's all happening. I got a sex swing out there.

Newly divorced, so I'm just fucking everybody. It's pretty cool. You got a pool. That's classy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm fire. I don't know. It's classy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so fire. I don't know It's gasoline. What do you mean? He's tortured? I guess it's not so watered in my ex on valedicts I've ever thought of that salt water. I don't know Yeah, I don't know what I kind of pull it is just a pool, you know I now to turn the heat wrong Fucking torch that 20 minutes with the flame thrower I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the

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I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get the I'm going to get grocery store? Yeah, now that I'm divorced. Yeah Yeah, I don't like I don't like my new responsibilities, but yeah, I clean the house I wash the dishes. I clean up dog shit in the backyard I change the the poopy pads inside the house and I get my groceries and I cook shit and I don't do postmates because

podcasts is not doing great numbers and I'm not as rich as I used to be after serious fire. My business managers said don't get postmates anymore. I just do what I'm told, you know what I mean? I just keep saying, where do I fucking go next to kick ass and when can I get postmates? Get me back on postmates. That's pretty much what I talk about.

Well, grocery store you're going to out there. I'm a poser, I got whole foods. You got whole foods, right? I don't know what that is. What do you mean? Because I eat clean most of the time. So I try to get, like I got a grass fed meat sponsor, so I don't have to buy meat.

Nice. But I eat grass fed meat only, unless I'm high and, you know, here, and I might fuck off my eat pizza with turds in it, I don't care. But most of the time when I can, I try to eat clinks, I'm older, and I'm still try to go to the gym as much as I can. I still try to skate, and when you're 51 and you eat McDonald's, it's not going to happen. So I try hard to do the MMA diet most of my day.

Okay. So I try to eat vegetables and fruits and shit. Have you ever done the stem cell injection? Fuck yeah, I've been to Columbia twice. I've had stem cells, I wouldn't be walking without it. I blew my knees out so bad. I've torn all my ligaments to my knees. I got a dead person's ligament in my left knee and when I went to Columbia the first time. What happened to him?

I didn't get the thing. I got the thing off the stem cells. I got a baby girl's ambiolical cord shot into me because that's in Columbia. Here, the law is they can take it out. They take it out of your spine. I've had that too where they take a needle out and they take the shit out of your spine and then they spin it too, where they take it needle out and they take the shit out of your spine and then they spin it and they get the stem cells from that and then they inject it back into your injuries. But because if you're over like 35, your level of stem cells is low.

If you get it from a baby, like a umbilical cord, it's really high. So I was getting like a hundred thousand, well, forgot what it's called, but like a hundred thousand stem cells into my ankles. Then when I went to Columbia, it's like 20 million. And then they put you on an IV. I got it on my face just because another skateboarder did it

and said it was the most painful thing he's ever done. So I wanted to go to telling that it's not that painful. Sure, logically, that makes sense. I was wrong, but it's a good video. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. But they put you, they inject you with no anesthesia or anything. They just put these big, dirty needles in, like, past your kneecap into your knee. But it's like this, you're like, man, I really don't want you to stab me with that. But I know that when you stab me with that, in three months from now, my knee's going

to like, hold on again. And I can skate and I can kick again, stuff like that. I can months from now, my knee is going to like hold on again and I can skate and I can kick again, stuff like that. I can set much of a turnaround. So it's not instant. It's not like getting a quarter zone shot. It takes like about three months to start tightening up and then over a year, it gets even better. So it starts to grow, regrow things and like my knee because all my leg, what's left is torn. So my shin moves in my kneecaps but when I got the injections it stopped moving like I used to if I throw a hard leg kick my shin would move in my knee and I would tear my ligaments again now I can dig my

shin bone into you again and my knee stays stiff you need that yikes it works works. It's real good. Ever been to a wax museum. Oh, yeah, but I was pretty mad about it. I thought every wax. I think I took a tour. I think I took a mom or somebody that was here and I was like, what the fuck is this place? Yeah. What are you doing for vacation now? What would I have any money? Honey, honey, go on vacation. You don't do any vacation. No, okay Okay, let's go to patreon.com slash Elements, of course. Yeah, and then maybe I'll go on one next year

Are you peeing in the shower? Fuck you brush your teeth in there. Not anymore. I used to all the time and then I saw A comedian the other day make a joke about the germs that would be on your toothbrush if it's in the shower That's scared you and it hit me and I was like right. That's it. I'm not doing that anymore But that's like like a week That's just new been washing my legs too lately. You know why people don't wash their legs Yeah, I don't wash my head. I know why black people do I learn that from Tom Seger. Huh So now't wash the legs? Yeah, I don't wash my legs. I know I don't. Black people do. I learned that from Tom Segura. Huh.

Yeah, so now I wash my legs. Thanks Tom. Yeah, I might wash them once a month, maybe. Right. Yeah, cuz you figure you wash the top and it runs down. My legs are sitting in jeans all day. They're not like, you know what I mean? It's not like I'm fucking...

Say, I cut my legs. Not a mechanic who we're in shorts. Yeah, I should have already done that. What kind of soap you're using in a shower? And you're getting all this stuff, right? You're the one running the household. Yeah, I get soap from like, if I buy cologne or whatever, I got a keels.

Okay. Classy. And so if I go there to get like a face moisturizer, I'll get a bar of soap, but I also have keels. Okay. Clancy? Okay. And so if I go there to get like a face moisturizer, I'll get a bar of soap. But I also have hypocans because I fuck a lot and I wash my toys with it. And you know what I mean, sometimes if I borrow and somebody might be a little nasty

or something, I hypocans my dick. But. I gotta be responsible. Yeah, extra germs like cuts and burns from skating and shit, so I have hypocains in my bathroom and in the shower to wash things to make sure they don't get infected. Okay.

So I have a double wash up. That's pretty good. I try to stay clean, I don't like being dirty. And that staff infections a lot, like from fighting and skating. Sure, sure. So I really try to dodge those. And use face moisturizer.

Yeah. Every day. Yeah. That's pretty good. Yeah, I try to, yeah, I'm a bit of a lady. I care about my face too much, you know. Which is tough. It's good.

Cause I'm getting old and like you get, you start to look shity every day. You don't look 51 though. No, not at all. But I think it's because I'm trying. You know, keep trying. Maybe it's working. Yeah, tight. I'm okay with it. What kind of toothpaste do you use in?

I don't care, you don't care. I just get it from CVS. Deodorant, what are you using deodorant-wise? I own a deodorant company. Hume deodorant, we don't test on animals or any of that stuff and it works. Yeah, that's what I use. That's like curve ball.

Oh, I can. Sorry, yeah, I didn't see that one coming in. It's just me. promo code bogan. It's it's wolf, but sure. Okay, are you flossing every day? No, no, no, no, I got the little, the ones with the hand thing on it. Sure.

If I eat steak and shit, I definitely floss. If I got something stuck in there, I get it out. What about the fingernails? You bite them and you're clipping. No, I clip them. I clip them short because fighting, you don't want to scratch people's necks. Uh huh. And I've, you guys are going to love this. Fisting, you want to make sure that your nails are trimmed for that. Sure. Yeah. Very important. No questions. Okay. Interesting. Huh.

I mean, you're not going to pull out of this, but I'm just curious at this point. I just want to know, what are you sleeping in? A big, a big one, California king. California king. Nice. How many pillows are you using? Uh, yeah. To sleep.

To sleep. When I got two, I got one that holds my head so because I got your back Problems from all the injuries and shit. Sure. So if I get sore my hips lock up I use one that holds my head sideways But usually I got to sleep super high and I have just one pillow, but my wife had four But since we got divorced I now I have three. Any pillow between your legs? You a hugging one? No, no.

Sleep on your back or anything. Talk to the bro that up, but I just don't get it. I toss and turn too much, so I just gave it up. A fan on you while you sleep? No. Air conditioning? Sometimes, but. You sleep at naked, I presume.

Yeah, you sleep at nude. Yeah. Okay, you at pajamas? Not in work, but not like at 50, not like the whole outfit. Be do with something. Yeah, we're my underwear. Yeah, I you a pajamas not aware but not like I 50 not like the whole outfit be do with something. Yeah, where my underwear Yeah, I'm always naked. Okay, especially in the house. Okay, I don't like clothes. You have a good good good good piece on you I presume yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing pretty good there You're just so during the day you're rolling around a house naked. That's how you relax a lot

I like to bone a lot so you know, man I'm always boning somebody I put a pair of drawers on? If I get the mail or something. Oh, yeah, no, I'll put pants on for the mail. Okay. Yeah Okay, I put box of shorts on at least, you know, do you remember your first concert that you went to? Yeah, the AC DC and my mom's stomach and then AC DC when I was four holy shit. I mean that's Boone your mom will do an AC DC concert I saw AC DC in America when I was 17 and I called my mom and I go mom Guess what I just did she's like what but so AC DC she's like you've seen twice I'm like what are you talking about I took you once in my stomach and once when you're four

I was like well, I don't remember that but that sounds pretty cool We're eating dinner when you're at the house. If it's a say it's just you, you make yourself something to eat, well, you sit down at the table and eat or on the couch on the couch, you watch a dining table. You watching TV? Have a dining table. No, kitchen table. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, but I sometimes I eat there, but mainly on the couch where my weed box is in the TVs in front of, I like to watch TV. I like to have TV on. What are you watching? What's the guy fighting or? You know, movies, now I'm more, I'll just watch like Meg and Jaws and Rambo and, and, and, and,

I mean, that's it dude. And, and now, what's the fucking... what's the... what's the... what's the fucking... the expendables, I don't know. no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no Yeah, the soundtrack is in my head most of the day and then fucking what is it? Denzel Washington of equalizer equalizer. I watch equalizer one and two constantly I mean that's it dude. That's it. Is that good? Yeah, it's like it alright. I'm gonna watch me too. I mean that is like the most I just saw Meg for the first time I thought it was awesome. I swear my ex-wife. I part of the reason she left me was because every time she goes in the living room and I'm watching Mag and she's like, why would I fuck you, you know?

Like you're a fucking idiot. I might know why. And then you may look at the sides of that shop. He seems to get bigger each time I watch. Holy shit, there's two of them. Always gets me. You don't see that second one coming, let me tell you. Holy shit, there's two of them. Yeah. Always gets me. You don't see that second one coming, let me tell you. Yeah, spoiler alert, sorry.

You were down in the count early in the episode, I gotta say. It's off to death, what do I mean? Yeah, the up and he shit is pretty dead. No, no. Yeah, the keels ain't gonna help you, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a fucking California king King ain't gonna save you here Man, you're trash and I love it 100% 100% carbon

100% Australian fucking trash God damn, let me tell you something How'd it feel that was gonna happen? What a fucking bad ass guy Cool this guy ever met my fucking life I'll tell you that right now I mean, this dude is awesome. And I want somebody to do a fucking burn out to my funeral. I don't know who it's gonna be. I'll do it.

Fuck it. Jesus Christ. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jason Ellis. Amazing. Thank you, buddy. Holy shit. Buddy, what do you want the folks start that? I know. Oh, the way the Jason Ellis stuff comments where all my two dates, start that I know? Oh, the way the Json Ellis dot com is where all my tour dates are. You know, I don't get around that much. I'm still pretty new. But the Json Ellis show in Hulk versus Wolf. It's a free podcast.

It's available everywhere. A YouTube all that bullshit. And then patreon dot com slash else may I do five shows a week on there. So there's a lot of stuff on there. And I have wolf knives clothing and humed deodorant. And I think that's that's pretty good. Oh yeah, I have only fans, but that's probably not for the show. So yeah, why don't I do that? If you see someone sign up with my name, it wasn't me. I don't read that on purpose. I would stop doing it.

But he truly one of the most fascinating people. Awesome. We've got a lot of fun. I love your show. You guys are fucking funny. Good for you for inventing this. This is a fucking sweet deal. Thank you. You're fucking awesome.

Yeah. Kippy, what do you got for him? We're all over the road. We just added second shows in Denver. Third show in Chicago might be coming as the second one sold out. Toronto, we had a second show. Mm-hmm. Phillies to every, all the tickets are moving.

Get your tickies. Uh, we'll see you out there again. Gang, we love you to death. And we'll see you next week. Peace.