Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Josh Potter Returns! Again!

Episode Date: February 10, 2022

Kippy and Foley are joined by old pal Josh Potter! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys! Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage https://www.MintMobile.com/GARBAGE https://www.Manscaped.com PROMO CODE: GARBAGE https://www.BoxOfAwesome.com Promo Code: GARBAGE

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welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast this is our you garbage it's a little show we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew up to be classy or just a big old piece of trash i'm your hostage foley coming at you on a beautiful day we're down here at antony's basement she's upstairs she's all excited she loves the winner yeah big fan of the winner she calls it slip and fall season my co-host is coming at you from right next to me he is the CEO of are you garbage according to the gossip rags he left quite the tip at minnetta tavern this weekend and there was a whisk away to dance tonight away with jeff bezos and kim kardashian over there at oak one the kids a fucking player look out give it up for kj kevin jane's right

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it's toby mcbutton's everybody what up t-bone i'm excited to have the sensei of garbage back in there yes sir because gang we got a little company in the building he's family at this point yes it's time back he's our uh he's our rich cousin from the coast he lives out there in hollywood do you know regis fieldman i know you took a plane here but you have i took the bus across country i have taken the bus uh quite a distance in my time the mega bus as they call it they i mean i was having mega bus flashbacks coming here because i've been at that 34th street stop where they just drop you like here's the stop there's no station they just drop you like 30 it's like 34th street like 18th avenue there's no sign it's a poll it's a poll it's like philadelphia

whatever and you line up there you're like is this the one that philly like this is going to chicago you're like what yeah oh my god yeah no and going to like buffalo it's nine hours on the mega bus through syracuse through all the fun towns binghamton you know it's real trash is when you're on the bus and you stop at a rest stop with the whole bus oh that's and you act like you're a family you're like oh you're doing Wendy's i was going to do roy rogers it's so fucking hang on there's still two more in the bathroom give them a couple of minutes i told sally we wait for them that really is where you bond with your fellow bus mates because you're like oh how was the line over at uh you know dunk and donuts and they tell you they're like i didn't even go there i was like i just took a

a shit you know i just ladies and gentlemen the host of the josh potter show mr josh potter oh thank you thank you thank you look at there's also two you really put a lot of trust in the guy next to you because like don't let this fucking bus leave without me pal make sure make sure i'm fucking back trying to sneak in eighties real quick have you had the uh have you had the bus driver that's like a real bus nazi where he's like and if you're not back yeah in 15 this bus is gone laying down laying down the rules for what happens if you miss it you're fucking gotta wait till that you know wait six hours to the next day probably yeah shit buy some cologne and a watch or whatever that was the question i wanted to ask i wanted to ask you what is the what's the longest

bus you ever took um nine hours i mean that's like that's like a paul simon song that was every every time i came in york from buffalo it was either i upgraded at some point to the train i discovered the train i discovered the train i thought he meant like i didn't mean he bought a ticket he was jumping on the back i thought you meant upgraded on the megabus right shotgun i've done that pay for the extra preferred seating what do you what's preferred seating you get to choose your seat uh i think you get to board first choose your seat it's like an extra 18 cents it's like why don't you do it how many miles you get on that your card there was a time i went on to the megabus and ash only there was it was full and like people like were hogging they were putting

like their luggage on seats and i was like where do people move in yeah and i was like where should i say i asked the bus driver like there's nowhere to sit and she was like uh and then she went got up and took her luggage out of the seat behind her and put it like in the rack uh and go sit there and i go you were you were hogging a seat for your own luggage it's fucked up she made you first it was the best seat too yeah i was like not amongst the near dwells it was the trashiest one is the one on the second floor looking out i like that oh you sit there you're trapped i feel like you're on the enterprise dude you're fucking cooking up i feel like i'm going to get ejected through it it's like you're on the bridge of the cornelian reed

dude you're like you're cooking you're like the titanic uh captain where he's just staring out you have a cup of tea sipping it one of the last times i took it i was going to philly for a show from new york uh megabus i was a megabus man and uh the cops were all the cops came on the bus before he even left because the same thing a woman didn't want to move her luggage to let another woman sit there and then it was really just to prove a point they were like miss you can sit over here she's like i want to fucking sit there and they're like the guy's like i'm just going to call the cops they're like call them i'm like well i'm not making this show it was like fucking 45 minutes ago doesn't happen in the amix lounge at fucking leguardia do it does not

that's fucking but i uh when i when i found amtrak amtrak that's that's fucking expensive real expensive is it amtrak well are you riding on the roof what do you mean it was like 30 dollars really no well i think well there's one from philly to new york to philly that's like it's like a it's like a ticket to miami dude it's like 180 bucks no shit well i guess it depends where you're coming from yeah it's like super quick and it's like first class or whatever like business well yeah if you get business well that's what i i'm learning now i uh i take the amtrak from la to san diego quite a bit which is beautiful by the way you go down you see the ocean it's the best view even the amtrak here is pretty nice or yeah it's uh you know go through the woods and

shit but when you get business class you get that business class lounge yes which is not like the united lounge or the delta lounge it's just a coffee machine yeah it's just another set of seats and you don't have to sit with hobos and shit you know what i mean so you just get to you get like oh people with pants cool yeah it's just less dicks that's all right nobody shit themselves in here but i never found it that expensive but maybe like i said coming from philly to new york is gotta be an amtrak that is high demand yeah it's like a hub to hub type thing right you take to train a lot out there yeah to go to san diego especially and i took it a lot out here too i was taking it from buffalo to dc to uh you know you were working the road you were stationed out of

buffalo yeah but i and i didn't want to drive there's even a train that does that you go all the way around gotta stop and chili for you gotta go all the way to new york and then come through new york and go it's not a great route but if you can't afford a plane to the pantomime canals like put down you hit it could be a lot of traffic i feel like you're riding freight train suicide i know he's got a stick with a spindle on it he's got his merch his josh potter merch in there i sell i also sell beanable guitar i bet you could start a fire in a barrel really really good get that thing cooking i just used my glasses the sun hits them just right the hobos thought he was a wizard have you ever jumped a train in your youth i have jumped like not for very far

because like it started getting going and i was like oh god and then i had to try and get off i had to be over dinner yeah i got scared i got scared i'm like i don't know where this is going it's crazy this happened random drinks i was goofing off after school i ended up in indiana we didn't yeah we didn't even think about the like ramifications it was going somewhere yeah i literally love to talk i'm gonna get on that thing and then you're on there where's this going yeah we're like i gotta get off holy shit i didn't think this through yeah how long you're supposed to ride it when you jump on it like that i don't know i've never done it till the heat blows over i don't know it's supposed to go out west we also start gold mining what do you think you're changing

your life you're changing our perspective yeah we did the thing too where you put the penny on it and you're like we're gonna ruin this train like what if it did get all my like don't do that it'll throw a train off you're like i'll see yeah you're like seven roll in the dice with like 400 souls on yeah yeah it's crazy this is like the admin Fitzgerald if you're talking in souls that's bad news because you don't think there's anybody on the train because you just think there's like cows or hay or whatever they're lugging around i've never looked at a train and thought there was cows or hey i don't know what they have on there probably all zebras what do you think's on there i don't know boxes crates of uh i thought crates of animals you know i don't know like uh that's not Noah's

arc it's like a cartoon there's like a gorilla in there Potter thinks everyone's the circus train yeah a lot of circuses in town this week huh that's the elephant car giraffe's heads are sticking out it's usually oil and shit like that fucking oil cargo all right they've been hand picking over there in uh in in LA in the train oh my god i uh i sent my mom a christmas present in january uh that because it was that late real top not summer yeah and so i told her i'm like it's coming late and was it if you don't mind me asking did you blame the supply chain on it this is oh dude the supply chain's been getting fucking bad do bad mouth in my apartment hardcore i uh my gift for my mother was a podcast sponsor uh so

i think that's like is that trash to give my mom like a free podcast sponsor yeah what was it a helix mattress or a frame an or a frame i thought you were gonna shout her out on the on the pod it was like shout out she was gonna be one of the sponsors our next one this podcast is brought to you by my mom it's patricia potter one of my sponsors is this company or a frames it's like a digital picture frame thing where you can upload pictures into it and they sent me like they also might sponsor us well they sent me five and they sent you five i kept i got like five all of a sudden i'm like i have two and so i sent one to my aunt my mom my and i'm looking like a big shot i guess but i don't want them all to know that i got them for free i want them to think i purchased

these you know so i'm a fake receipt but i don't even know they won't even talk to me that's a great thing like the aunt that i sent it to doesn't really talk to my mom my mom won't talk to my my dad's wife so they don't know that they all got these or a chore that's pretty good though i'll give you that it's not a bad little setup so nice little scam yeah what the heck i'm the sisters don't talk they're not sisters they're uh like outside cross sister and what is it a laws yeah or x's x sister in laws so i've kept it all pretty they all think they're got a special aura clean up all your loose ends by yeah i made sure the aura frame doesn't poison kill an amazon driver below the net i think i'm in the clear don't you say okay yeah it's not i hopped a

train to the east coast but i did i sent it uh it was like two weeks after christmas i felt i told my mom i'm like you're getting it late because i don't know i wasn't around during christmas time but she didn't care and then i saw the that footage of the trains in la where like the packages are all demolished yeah and i knew my mom had seen this footage and she is already she was calling my sister being like i'm not going to be home when the package is supposed to come can you go wait at the house i'm like my sister goes what are you sending her that i got to go wait at the house yeah it's a free frame that i got yeah i told her i'm like it's not a big deal i go i got another one if it gets lost i'll resend it i got a whole room full of these fucking things it's still not

there yet no it it arrived but in but my sister was like i'm not so i don't have to go sit at the house and wait for this i go no don't even if someone steals it off her porch or if it never gets there i'll send another one that's fine that is the one thing man you get mad about that shit but they do just send you another one i just had a fucking vacuum stolen from a lot of vacuum vacuum off the porch out of our i mean a port i don't have a porch but uh in the lobby i forget where we are i even have a porch right next to my rocking chair you believe that they took the wind chimes and all you gotta put a screen up out there any town us i have an apartment that's in like a complex but it's more like melrose place sure it's like we have we have a small

like stoop yeah yeah for sure for sure so there's no like hallway or whatever but i get that the hallway the culprits are in your building well that's what i was saying well that's like this so that's what we were like i agree with that 100 by the way they're in the building they have to be 100 percent they were like we can pull the tapes because you know uh because we were gone for a night or something we were in philly i think or we're down the shore pull the tapes well they were like i've never pulled the tape so far i would love to do that even for us but then i didn't want to because i'm like i don't want to find out it's someone in the building and then i have to hate them for like 150 bucks that's i'm like that's crazy that's going to ruin the rest of i'm going to think about that

all day every day look at they replaced it check the tapes no they replete a case that's very big of you and it shows that you're not sweating cash right now well no they're replacing it no that's my point though but like i wouldn't even 150 yeah i would have been like what if they take more shit from yeah dude you gotta quit you got listen no that's a cancer in the building you gotta find them you gotta publicly embarrass them then you gotta toss them out on there you don't even have to do anything just know who it is and then you secretly when you see the other neighbors you go you know 404 real sticky fingers keep an eye yeah watch your package clean this carpet in the building yeah uh yeah i just didn't want to fucking i just don't i don't need that in my life as i'm also wildly

insane so it would be you know what i mean it would just start doing shit that you don't even really want to do you know like you're doing things to fuck with yes exactly and i'm like i'd be like leaving packages out to like see if i can catch them again type thing you know what i mean you're leaving packages that are like anthrax you're setting booby traps of baleachian ammonia yeah it's like ted kazinski's there's just nails and stuff inside that's what it's going to turn to yeah turn them steal this one send them a bite bomb yeah start leaving little notes ah that's dude you're crazy dude you got that's an irresponsible citizen right there to be honest with you my man take about the thousands of dollars because you're not just

fucking listen you get your hands on a vacuum cleaner then you got a taste for it they're not walking away from that life these people that steal the packages how do they fucking scumbag move it's a scumbag move and they don't know what's in these fucking that's what i don't get you know how many but you know how many just like horribly cheap pieces of shit things i've ordered and then like what they're doing he makes out with like a three dollar t-shirt oh cool you stole a yeah hoodie congratulations you know what i mean like they must sometimes get like jackpot or that might be the rush yeah you end up with like an electronic or something yeah that's probably the rush vacuum cleaner oh look at this guy but they're getting they're getting smarter because we had a couple

empty boxes downstairs all right my girl's like what the fuck is this she's like it was a cat bowl and then like two days later she looked over in the other packages and they had zipped it and fucking just put it when they saw it was a was a cat bowl oh so they repackage it again no they just threw the package that was inside the amazon box to the side so it's like they look through it now yeah so i guess so they don't look shifty walking out with an amazon box they give it a quick zip all it takes is is do your key use your keys yeah that tape's bullshit anymore yeah it's fucking bullshit let's go bezos fucking tighten up security a little bit i don't know how packages live here because it's all wet and rainy and snowy all the time like even in la it's it rains like once in a

while and you get a box and it's like the bottom of it you pick it up and like the bottom falls out you know yeah yeah yeah integrity here that's weird what's the integrity of the boxes are yeah a box of water box um all right let's oh i wanted to mention to this is a real trashy thing that uh me and potter went out booze in the other night and uh what did i do no is it to me thing it's it's all me it's all me uh i can see how that's i got scared like oh god what did i do i phrase that wrong uh he took his pants off running down 13 i did bum two cigarettes from kevin i thought that's where it was coming no no by all means um please looking for a day i need a i need a burny buddy when i'm out there yeah um that stink really stays on you when you go inside

in this cold weather yeah yeah i think the best give him like the marbles because it's the best smoking weed or smoking six in the cold is like i hate it it's too cold i love it smoking six in the heat is disgusting yeah there's a there's a happy medium you know what i don't like 72 but when you walk back into that restaurant after having a fucking heater outside everybody knows it i think that's what i think it's cozy let them know the man's yeah mark in your territory you think that's cozy i the in the winter when you smoke and you blow out the smoke it's so satisfying for it to be just this epic plume it's almost like you're one of these vape idiots where you got the fucking thing but then when you're smoking and it's like 90 and you're like and there's nothing and you're

like oh god i just feel hot yeah hotter like you're like next to the fucking engine of a car you're just sweating a little sweat on there it's gross but what happened uh remember when i was leaving we were we were at uh we're at the uh the stand comedy club and i was leaving and they had closed at my cred they had my credit card and i was like oh shit but like the staff is like shut to joint down the staff is like going at this point when we know the manager i was talking to the manager and i'm like he's like oh yeah you know here you go so he hands in my card we go we have another beer at another bar and then i i leave i go to use my card the next morning it's not working i'm like oh that's strange here this is a big piece of trash i am it was the

card i left there eight months ago and i canceled and just never went back and picked up oh so they still have your credit they still have my current credit card and gave me mine from eight months ago i was just like i can't call them back and be like hey you gave me the other one i left there you know what i mean so i'm not paying either 10 yeah i'm having a hard time with cards after covid it's like i've regressed to being 23 i have lost my fourth debit card in three months you can't see them just like i i literally was the problem i was in milwaukee last week right before i came here and left the debit card and took the room key i got to the airport and took the room key out of my wallet i go oh god holiday and express key card it was really sad and i go oh my god i got to go

to new york so i can i go i have i thought i'd have the hotel in milwaukee mail my debit card to the hotel here so when i got here i could do that for you well they'll mail it but so i thought it's so mailed to my house they can mail it i don't i don't know how long it would take you're right this thing's just following them all around the country but what i ordered to pittsburgh when you get that kip let's talk about manscaped manscaped now as we know when you're taking care of downstairs the lower levels manscape is your trusted friend subterranean that's exactly right that's where you go to when you're digging out the cellar you know what i mean when you're trying to put down some concrete you need good equipment that's right but here's the good news what's that they're up in the

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nine yards get 20 off your first monthly box when you sign up at box of awesome dot com and enter the code garbage at checkout that's box of awesome dot com code garbage for 20 off your first box do it do it i land though back in la and i have 300 dollars charged my card for sheen dot com or sheen dot com which is like some chicks uh it's like cheap cheap cheap ladies clothing yeah chicks uh clothing yeah so i cancel it now i have to come to new york and check into a hotel without a car and it was like trying to i don't know it was it was like trying to make butter out of nothing to make you put cash down no they wouldn't let me they wouldn't let me do man they wouldn't i wanted to cash don't take holiday and finally i got them to give me a credit

card authorization form and i could fill it out but it was like you had to fill out like you had to write your number down yeah and i had to get your card still active no i had to get a see with chase bank when you cancel your card they put the new one on your phone so i could use the phone thing you know the reader there you go and but take that they wanted they don't have that they need the physical fucking bullshit and i was like you've got to be kidding me i could walk up to an ATM right now and use this fucking thing i could go to any store but i can't check into the hotel the room's paid for but i can't put my incidentals on this that yeah and now i have to go to two more hotels without a debit card i'm like dreading it can you go pick up a debit card at the place no who

do you know because they don't chase doesn't do the temporary cards they're their uh solution is all we updated on your app right away i get that that it that does help you out of a pinch but i guess if you're going to fucking yeah if you're in the metaverse they're gonna get a fucking word right i'm like yeah exactly i need a physical card to get around plus my only fans accounts are expiring and i can't it's only fan account all my only fan subscriptions they're expiring the girls are gonna think i've abandoned them how many subscriptions we have family to support here i honestly well here's the thing during the covid times they got high the numbers of subscriptions six like 12 whoa yeah like i was really in i thought i was supporting the arts and so

busy boy but also it got out of hand it got out of my book will you yeah it got out of my uh what's the word control over here you know it got out of my i didn't know until i lost a debit card i go how many accounts was i we're not i don't think you're getting into like two three dollars an account right right you're well i mean i don't know how much they each are but like i tip it on there oh yeah i start looking it's like playing the fight i did an audit though after the last one i i looked i did an audit i go you gotta not renew this one just stick with the basics and you'll be all set it was my highest utility though at one point only fans it's a write off at the end of the month yeah 1,100 bucks on buttholes your butthole provider i don't have a car payment

so i thought why not yeah he gets audited i did a self audit because it was too high i was keeping yourself in check i like that taking taking a bath on titty shots over here yeah this guy's upside down and only fans i like it i get sad i go out there they're gonna think i've abandoned them i'm not going to be a part of it anymore but no here i am i'm right back ladies i'm coming back just let me get my card five business days you good oh yeah i'm a simp to the max oh god did they even reach out to you like hey where you been they're like friends some of them i convinced to make them oh really yeah i was like hey you should get on i don't know if you know about only fans but you should probably get on there and they were in a couple of them like thank you

this kid 10% coming your way no just sometimes i get a free this or that you know i just i don't need any money for it i i'm helping the world i'm helping the economy you know man this gets twisted oh man all right let's get into some fucking questions here i'm excited uh guys so as you know when you join the patreon we will uh answer your question on a year it's yes sir do it um we do get a bunch of people submitting fucking dms emails the whole nine yards but patreon gets first dibs but this one came out on instagram and since we were just talking about it this is from paul on ig how garbage is it to check your tab at the bar to be like hey man

can you tell me what i'm at oh my god i mean is it garbage is it garbage to check i feel like that's something that like financially wise people probably do like someone who's not even drinking that much anyways do you know what i mean i feel like they i feel somewhat i think you're asking that question because you got 60 bucks on your card okay you don't want to go over yeah somebody who's financially savvy knows okay the beer is six bucks i've had three plus tax and tip and they're also not worried if there is any mischarges on there they have no problem waiting for the charges to be reversed over the five to seven business days i which if that was me that would crumble my account sure yeah it's a lot of plates spinning you took it out in two

seconds i gotta wait five days to get it back what the fuck kind of bamboozle joint is this oh no i don't like that trust me but i uh i think it's more trash like to do what i would have done probably and that is run up a crazy tab and then they go uh your card was declined you go try this holiday and express car yeah everything about starting only fans yeah can we supple it can we work something out here i'll help you get it out there get the word out i got a podcast 10 subscriptions oh god yeah i've definitely have done that that's a real trashy move and also asking how much something is right when you're looking for the cheapest beer yeah you're looking for bang for your buck and you're like hey how much are the budwizers or whatever and they're like

four you're like i don't ask how much things i mean i'm i don't drink uh like opulent beers anyways i drink like a miller light so it's like i always know a miller light even in the big apple or in la it's gonna be like eight bucks or something like sure the highest and yeah of course and then you go to buffalo i went to buffalo and bought five beers all like blue lights and they were they go here's your bill it was $11 i go oh no i got all of them yeah and they're like no that is no it's great you feel like you go back in time i couldn't believe it i was like still i know it's crazy i had a version of that at trader joes this weekend because it was so cheap i was like what are you fucking an idiot this is what you're charging it's a fucking bozo just leaving money on joe

you're leaving money on a table i thought joes was expensive but i guess that now that with the others ariwan and all these other stores what's ariwan oh boy you gotta know what ariwan is i know what ariwan is talking about that blue magic joe ariwan is such an expensive grocery store that i've actually never stepped foot into one really it is so how do you spell it e re oh i'm out i i you said that like you're like i don't know i have never stepped in e re i don't really know the rest of it it's like e re what w on or something re w is that like raya that fucking celebrity i might not mind is who and so it's e re whr and ariwan i guess if i'm saying that whom are they don't have them here nah no i think only la but it is like who beats i mean

people like who go in it say that it is the best grocery store they've ever been to but then they say they also have a bill for like seven hundred dollars really that's crazy that should be one that should be one of our patreon goals we'll go to go to ariwan that's what i was saying this is like trader joes that's 12 bucks yeah they look pretty fancy i'll give them that's what i'm saying and it's got like that hot bar you know like where you go up in lava hot but we were just talking about them all the hot bar it's like wegman's but like it's like a fancy on steroids yeah it looks like a more like a hipster right and you're not getting wegman's is for soccer moms this is for influencers you're not getting chicken wings and shit at there like a meatball sub or something

at ariwan you know hey where's the stoffers yeah you're not being able to straighten out here we don't have stoffers but we do have and then it's something you've never heard of and it cost 85 dollars the package is made of gold yeah exactly salt bay's new brand those leaves the gold leafs i hate that shit i wouldn't i'd feel like you're biting into a filling i've never actually had one never had it no it's scary to me have you ever eaten gold toby gold schlager yeah that's what i'm talking about hey there's gold in that right yeah but when you were a kid you thought that was the fucking all the gold dots i couldn't wait to eat the dots it's real gold in there man i don't think i ever had it is it like a rumpelman's what's it taste like well it's the opposite it's

like the big red you know if like rumpelman's is like spearmint gum yeah it's like uh cinnamon what is that big red so it's like fireball ask yeah love fire it was before fire but i'm like oh so this is gold schlager everyone's like no no no no what do you do shots are you still a shot guy i'll do i still do like tequila every now and then when people ask me to because i am if i am anything i am peer pressure uh susceptible all the time so like if a person who's like a fan wants to do a shot i'm like i got it what am i gonna say no and make them sad even though they don't care yeah the classiest way by the way to handle the check is to just hand the card don't ask for the check oh i never now that's my favorite thing to do now is not look at oh yeah here you go just and buying people dinner

is my favorite thing to do nice like yeah it's the best like your friends yeah feels good like taking care of it is like as a guy who's had people do that where it just made me feel emasculated so so you're doing it not to make them feel good you're not gonna make me feel yeah yeah by them feeling bad yeah yeah yeah you know many times i've gone out to dinner with thomas the grower i've gone like thanks tom what that point it's no it'd be stupid you're taking your boys to in it out further throw it in their face yes exactly like that special sauce it's on me yeah absolutely it's uh there's more of a risk or reward factor when you hand it off because i'm still not confident it's coming back with a green light no i'm still i i i have i haven't

confidently ever swiped my debit card ever oh i still get ptsd moments i feel like i'm uh will in the upside down sometimes when i'm going to swipe because then so you ever have a cost go card you ever have it where it doesn't work and you're like what do you mean and then love us and they're like just try it again you're like oh okay thank god it worked i just got denied it with my old card yesterday oh because the old because you didn't know it was your old one yeah i'm like nah run it again fucking nothing nothing nothing look at the numbers oh shit dynamic yeah but that's the thing i've had it where it's like the reader was just bad or something yeah and you go into i just just three thousand dollars in that gap you son of a bitch

you stole from me i gotta just transfer money sure take it easy the internet slow relax yeah always i always have something locked and loaded for sure there's something silly about three grown men we all see it all straight well it's because we're talking about i pulled it back real quick i'm like all right yeah we do it welcome back to the show we were talking about dropping checks well we're talking about our debit cards getting declined while hey you're dirt ball you're dirt ball yeah cheers to scumbags because like also when they put the hold on your credit card at the hotel they're all different you know it's fucking scam you still you use you you don't have a credit card i don't know i'm just getting a credit card soon uh for my business credit card

they put it back right away that's great they release it that like that but that doesn't even mean anything to me like you know what i mean like if it's a credit card that's what that's for but i'm saying like the debit card using that their money that's my money you know what i mean and they're like i'll put it back next business day or whatever yeah the next business day that's lightning quick they take a fucking week no it's fucking ridiculous what they do why am i a hundred dollars what's that gonna do there's nothing in the fucking mini bar and there's not what if i trashed the room what are you gonna have a hundred bucks it's like for the ironing board if you're breaking how about we just fucking chill out see if everything's fucking cool when i leave you

can check the room out if not i'm good okay yeah everybody walks away slowly i have to go through a real quagmire of like moving funds around just to check into various hotels over the years it's been like a bunch of shell corporations yeah i'm just moving things around just to check in get the holds off get them back on call in singapore i want to i need 250 i got to check in i want to put just the gatorade on this one the pretzels on this one ooh that's such have you ever lied about what room you were in i've never lied i don't i i don't have the heart to do that i don't have the balls to ever put it on the room because i always think in my trash brain it's somehow going to be more expensive well i'll get it out of my account i'll give it to you right now i got the

seven bucks take it now and i want my 200 back tomorrow i'll tell you this i have a guilty conscious also so but i had a friend who was like you should just say any room number and i was like that doesn't work they check and see who's staying there and he's like to have a picture of you he's like watch and then he it's like the overnight guy and he does it and i'm like oh god and then you know what i did i just said it to my friend's room i'll give you that that's a good time hey look by the sword you know what i mean yeah that's a tough look i don't have the balls to do that shitty no i don't like i don't like if it was to fuck over the hotel i would do that but i don't want to fuck over some guys stay on the i was just i just got i didn't have 12 hot pockets in the

middle of the night yeah that was the fact right next to me which is about hot pockets i was just i told it on the patreon but we went i went on a family vacation and i was responsible for like the charges for my room and did they say that by the way was that said to you up front the whole family so you know your no it was understood i guess why is that i don't know but i don't want to talk about it publicly i want to play dumb on that you can get to a full scoop on patreon i would have played dumb on that one uh well it was that's like being invited out to dinner but you gotta pay for the appetizer what are you doing here family for god's sake um so i picked up a dinner there was like 14 of us like my whole family niece's nephew's the whole nine yards right

so i picked up a dinner and you know there was there was an issue with this was like two weeks ago but there was there was an issue with i had paid my credit card before i got there for this reason so i'm like i got time to i got room to dance around and pick up a dinner and feel not like a bum that i have for the past 35 years and uh i then get a call the night before i was supposed to check out from the front desk and i answered like a dickhead i'm like yeah what do you want you know like your card's been declined you have to come down oh god that is the fucking worst i like yeah i'm very fat crying in the lobby it was a very nice hotel it was very embarrassing okay my circle kevin abozo

we have to go to a holiday in does uncle kevin walked off it was it was not uh and they look at the worst it and i in my head i'm like that probably happens all the time you know there's probably 10 guys today that it happened oh sure and i got down there and i'm like kevin they're like your car got declined right like they knew exactly what lord i'm surprised that the hotel didn't let you put down cash it's usually a crazy amount it's usually like 400 bucks yeah i would have been a bit and i wonder if it's because this hotel is a nice hotel or whatever that they the the cash would have been a nice part of town too yeah and it's for a long stay so it's like five nights you know what i mean i think it would have been an insane amount of money yeah yeah

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and i remember that was one of the lowest i've ever do they hand the cash back to you at the end i can't even remember i crumble it up and throw it in your face they take it to the roulette table let it ride for me will mail you a check dirt ball you don't need this right now you're like what the fuck ah i would have been ruined it was in Atlantic City i think we were going down there to do it to do it no you didn't put up cash i paid for you but wasn't i in the process of putting up cash you were gonna it was because i know it was crazy more you got real fucking squirrely at the check in like real fucking squirrely i think it was 200 ahead like you had to do two i had to do two because we had two six rooms and you were i don't

think you had it on your card it was going to be like no can you dog give you some cash i can Venmo you 20 which it's like listen when you when you got poor comedians coming to do your show for less than 200 dollars i don't have the 200 dollars to for the like it's a free room is it though it's not yeah and do i can't back go on the fucking on the card that's paying for the room we're not motley crew so yeah i'm not gonna be throwing TVs out with those pay your own incidentals we don't want you charging a fucking bottle of water on there yeah uh but this is how this is how poor we use it we were i was just listening to something else we used to be very whatever you had we split everything it was very like like are we used to pool our money for funds so i paid

for your deposit facebook and instagram we're meta two titans we paid we were so poor i paid your 200 but i the deal was when we get paid i'm taking the 200 back from you yeah because it was i didn't i needed it for i know of course so i'm like i'm taking 200 from you the tomorrow night or whatever and then i had to wait until until it cleared back into my account and then i sent you the money oh my if i didn't make up every morning at nine oh one with a call from foley that hate yet the fucking i called you like customer service hi kevin it's henry started by the again just wanted to circle back on that i can't tell you how many times i've called the hotels when i'm back home and gone like i'm looking at my account do

you think it'll you think you can release that early i was just only there for like eight hours i don't know what's going on like they're holding it back like they have a button right there yeah like they the woman can just go oh well we'll move that forward for you right ahead but it's such bullshit man if you could take it in a split second why the fuck can't you put it back their argument is they go we release it right away it's a fucking bullshit there's no it's on your back yeah the fuck out of here meanwhile i have negative 285 dollars because of this thing and i'm getting 34 dollars every day charge that pack of gum and i'll cost you 36 yeah yeah be there how many times does that happen where it's like this red bull cost me 68 dollars you know i remember i was on the

phone with td bank and i had just something hit my account and overdrafted me and i thought i was in a different spot and you know like you can look and you have those i thought there was two million in there that the fuck this is news to me she goes so i'm sitting there looking and the pending charges are in a different color like because they're pending yeah and i'm going that's gonna be there it was like after a weekend and there was a hundred charges i'm like that's gonna cost me yes that's gonna cost me 35 hundred dollars yes overdraft so i call she's like yeah it's gonna be a lot it's criminal and i'm like i don't have i'm like well then close the account i'm like just fucking close it i'll take my business elsewhere and i remember she had the balls she's like she

waved all of them but like five or something i'm like all right great and she asked me she want to open a savings account i'm like lady i don't have any money with all of my money the negative you're gonna throw some of that red in there can i get just you let me let me throw a negative 500 yeah hey what's the wroth ira situation i have so many times tried to just either not flirt with but like just sort of like speak sweetly to the woman on the phone to get overdraft fees yeah reverse they can always wait td bank will wave like two every six months i was an artist i'd be like you put on some berry white in the background not even not like that but i would just i would like pull the heart strings you know what i mean i'm like you know i use this card

for emergencies and i had i had a big emergency last night at pj o flanner yeah she's like you use it for is all of your emergencies uh fucking chipotle like what is uh i was feeding poor kids but i would i just i've gotten so many overdraft fees reversed by just being nice to the woman or man on the phone and i'm just going like all right i can well td the the cut the person you're talking to can wave to every six months then that next person above them can wave another one or two upon their discretion yes and remember that out there q go to the higher up yeah that is i know that's yeah they can do it every six months and if you have it if they've already done it and you call that first level again and they say well you've had two remove in six months you just say

i'm just i'm so can i please speak with your with your boss real quick about it just because i feel like i might be able to justify getting another one and they'll send you to the next one that guy's just like whatever and he'll do three yeah no shit he's putting in his fucking sports bet for the fucking hell yeah that guy gets his balls broke that's a fucking horrible i mean you ask for the supervisor for you listen if you go in nasty you're not getting anything you'll get the moral victory fuck you fuck this fuck that nothing i don't find any victory in that i like i just feel worse yeah afterwards and then also if you're polite and they're rude to you you kind of have this long game win knowing that they tape that and hopefully they use that someday

for a bad example and they fire that woman this guy's in it for the long haul yeah i ran my mouth with like a third party for a hotel in miami and it wasn't their fault and like after like all this time i'm fucking i got the manager the fucking part and i'm chewing it this is great and i'm not like that but when you you turn into that character yes you are a little bit i mean yeah we keep it all nice and hunky dory but no but i'm saying like i have to visit my sister she's in the hospital i mean i'm spinning a fire yes that is yeah this all checks out you're you're an insane liar i don't know what you know i apologize it'll make sense the only time i've ever gotten that way was just recently when i was in the emergency room for like 16 hours oh i saw you i i messaged you yes yeah

yeah by the end of it oh yeah i was ready to why were you in there i had a abscess like on my face like grow it's still like you could see like a little something here it's like small that's such a pot of thing how did the abscess on my face yeah i don't know grown hair or something it was yeah that's what they say they're like sometimes an ingrown hair creates uh so yes you got to change your pillowcases that shoot maybe i don't know is that what makes an ingrown hair okay i get a pillow too i have one i have one uh but yeah that's uh that could be it um so that's what they said ingrown hair perhaps and i was there for 16 hours though and this thing kept getting like bigger as it was going and i was starting to like be in a lot of pain and after being in an er for that long

i was getting cagey and i i told the guy i go well that's no sigs for 16 hours well no i was going outside but you realize that you're not outside smoking sigs at the here's the thing the er is so yeah a lot with your butt out of that what are they handy a little buzzer like in tgi he's got the iv machine we'll let you know when the doctor's ready because of covid and because of overcrowding the waiting room for the er is outside we were sitting in the ambulance bay wow and so uh then you go like the next step is like they bring you inside they put the bracelet around you but you know you're not getting called so like i would just stepping out and smoking sigs i was so annoyed by the end of it i was smoking sigs like in the ambulance bay just

be like yeah i did they usually have to go to the street or whatever i was like nope and they just head out the door yeah i got i was like literally like i'm not missing my fucking name so then by the end of it though i said to the security guard i go i go you're i know you have nothing to do with this you're just keeping people uh you know calm here or whatever or like throwing people out of our psychos but i'm gonna tell you this but i'm crazy if i don't if they don't call me soon i'm gonna go in the parking lot and cut it out myself and then when i'm bleeding out there by the ambulances that's when they'll give me a bed and he was like chill out man i'll get you i'll get you in there i just said it really calm to him though like i felt like i was getting

forgotten like it was like you weren't that was like during the one of one of the biggest waves of the pandemic it wasn't here's the thing the er at this you have hobo jaw that's that's what it was bought it right in trains yeah they're dealing with fucking people with strokes and heart attacks and probably a flooded ic all i saw was a bunch of hobos coming in there taking up beds and probably not gonna when they asked me for them like address so i can send the medical bill i'm like what's his address where you sending to him i don't think he's getting you have health insurance i i have it's just started tomorrow is tomorrow the first yeah mine too yes yeah no i had to you were off the grid for a minute i don't want to talk about it publicly i was off the grid for

like eight years yeah you just got it oh yeah i jumped yeah i just got listen i'm hey dirt bike number one right isn't it annoying though that you can't just go to the store and buy like health insurance do you know what i mean like you have to do this whole thing where it's like open enrollment sure yeah yeah yeah what a fucking horseshit scam that is i'm gonna get rid of it too as soon as like clean myself up a little bit i'm gonna go all right now we can live without you get all the abscesses out yeah exactly cut them all out i mean a couple more things i think about that too i'm i'm in the big run of of appointments and stuff like that and yeah well you think once you get a clean bill you get out because it's crazy yeah a lot of money it's bananas yeah this country

is something else USA take that commie ship back to the coast will you meanwhile he's threatened security guards yeah at the er i didn't threaten him the actually guy was a he listened to my show and i just told him i'm like here's the deal he knew me from my show and i go here's the deal this is what i'm i'm losing my mind talking about not meeting your heroes yeah right hey i used to listen to potter till i saw him in a parking lot threat to stab himself yeah fan of the show i'm gonna slit my throat you performing anywhere local coming up listen here i'll get you yeah exactly i'm gonna steal your gun okay you're gonna be at the store later tonight i'm gonna cut my throat open steal that amy winch drive it through the front of the hospital

like the joker so what'd they do they drained it oh yeah did they give you an antibiotic for all tons the whole i got two actually and i uh they gave me some norcos as well norcos oh yeah what's norcos that's just your run of the mill pain opiate opioid norcos i've never heard of that is that another term no it's um i used to work for a doctor doing like transcribing which i was terrible at i was like falling asleep when i would type it and shit like i was bad like a court reporter it yeah yeah it's like doctors have that a doctor talks into a thing and then you type it up for his reports plenty of them have it what do they call yeah norco yeah it's called norco yeah it's just a painkiller it's a codon yeah yeah yeah like it in yeah okay

yeah i don't know what the difference is between the norco and a viking in and uh probably 20 bucks 10 bucks if you got it on you 20 bucks by the ambulance bay it's so funny though i had to go back in two days later to the er again for the follow-up didn't take quite as long sorry about yesterday i think he's got a little out of hand it was like six hours when he walked back in the second time well this was so it was like i'm sitting there and uh i go by the way uh those norcos they're gone i mean that i ran out they're like i dropped them they fell in a sewer i apologize yeah they were like well we can only give you that many for like 40 days or something like that so they she's like i can't give you anymore and i'm like

all right i didn't i didn't really need them i just oh she knew that yeah yeah yeah i got a big weekend come up i got a bachelor party for my buddy steve this was all very traumatizing you can make good with a couple of those norcos i told the guys i was back one of the girls not only fans told her i was norced up i thought i could give her one all right uh let's see this one's from rory do you currently only have one light bulb in a multiple light bulb fixture example one light bulb in a ceiling fan that takes three bowls that's gotta be your whole apartment well i have i'll say this i even have electricity i have a ceiling fan that has like four and only two of them are in operation are the other two still in there though the old bobsia the there's okay i moved in

that's a little better i feel i moved in and they were like that and i just never replaced them what's the dust situation on that ceiling fan you know what's so funny as a blind man i had no i i just didn't even think about the dust on the ceiling fan and then i looked at it and it was like there were uh feathers coming off the side like i went up and i went about a step from it i went up on a step stool i go oh my lord the ceiling fan has but you know what it is i run it i like his old lady response oh my lord there's a chicken in my apartment i usually run it constantly though so it's usually was always just like i'll go even when i was gone it was just like someday it'll just fly off there i'm sure but then i you know once it sits there for a while it gets like tails

it's crazy the ceiling fan when it's done right it's pretty classy but when you get into a situation like that like i bet you your light fixture shakes yeah it spins around well because of the wooden thing there's a chain it's like a Huey person that lives above it so like they stomp around so like every time they do my things like like rattles the ceiling fan i'm waiting for this thing to fly off and kill me someday there's one of my mom's house that hasn't that just doesn't shut off for whatever reason wow you could have to switch on the wall doesn't matter the it's just been cooking for like 14 years wow just waiting for it to go down someday yeah something's gonna happen at some point absolutely a lot of shit well nowadays when you have those just the the

ceiling lights that have two sockets if you throw one of those fucking halogen lamps or whatever in there you don't need two no that's a nice mood too when you were a kid uh did you ever throw things into the ceiling fan oh yeah yeah that's my fine some mosquitoes and shit and oh yeah lost well i just threw like pillows and shit i didn't throw like animals or anything what do you mean oh the ceiling fan yeah yeah oh yeah while it's like cranking you just fucking throw shit up and break it it was really cool when it would go up hit the ceiling and come down and you're like what just happened oh yeah go through it yeah yeah that was fun games yeah that's a real like when you're just a kid playing with the ceiling fan yeah that's a trashy shit just literally just

breaking shit yeah breaking shit was fun yeah it was the best we talked about it before but I think the those long like tube lamps oh they're like lightsabers yeah fucking hitting each other with those things yeah that's a good fucking time dude every dirt so dangerous every dirt every is it you gotta wear goggles i never wore goggles we were behind here at the loading dock of a shop right well i would like my i had my natural goggles i had my natural rex backs on yeah we weren't in double there what are you talking about the green jumpsuits the things are full of like phosphorus or some shit yeah it's bad news the wrestlers hit each other we're here yeah that's what you're talking about right i guess four or four high kids behind

a supermarket you know it became real trashy is that one stand uh light that had the little dimmer on it it was black remember to shine up oh yeah it was like yeah every slime ball had that in their apartment fucking in it in the early oh trying to get laid you know i'm talking about had the dimmer on it it was like gold trim on it a little bit or like the knob was gold standing lamps standing lamp i guess probably oh the ones yeah and it was like the bowl yeah yes yes yes yes i had one of those that was my only i had that a television and an air mattress in my cleveland department for the entirety that i lived there that was but it was only richest man in cleveland it was only a year but i didn't uh i looked like a psycho and then

it was it would come apart when you move he's fucking nuts so you like take you screw off the top and then you could screw the middle up like a sniper right up like a pool he moves in he's got a briefcase and an air mattress it would fit into my then i'd have to put it in my car she's using it as a flashlight all right let's do a couple more here um this one's just funny this is from tim uh any of your social media friends actively posting online within a prison because that's a really big thing now they all have they all have cell phones and access somehow i think i mean dancing in jail on tiktok is huge yeah prison or tiktok is like a real thing some of them are like gourmet chefs you know how they do like food tiktok yeah making like chi chi and

shit yeah they're doing like this how i make tacos and they're like doing all this shit in the toilet it's crazy how many people are how many grown men are in prison so they're criminals and they're just like doing doing like dance trends it's wild the only person and i don't even know him well but i i rode the school bus with him i rode the school bus with a guy who got arrested at the insurrection uh or because of the insurrection i should say and uh he's made a tomato he's like he's like also he makes these headlines this kid from my hometown that i rode the school bus with when you were a kid right yeah yeah that's one of my tech clear no yeah he may and so he makes uh all these headlines he just made the headlines because he's trying to get like he's banned

from the internet forever like he can't have a facebook account he can't because he's susceptible to like who made the ban like fate or the government government yeah because he was a insurrectionist at the capital oh jeez so they're like you're not allowed to use twitter you're not allowed to use you can't read news stuff like that like read news it's like it's a really wild sentence but he's trying to get a portion of it appealed so he could just have tinder and like fuck women on tinder hey judge i'm trying to get my wiener went over here it like was a big headline they're like an insurrectionist is trying to amend his sentencing as he's trying to meet women on the internet why they gotta have tinder some version of that for the insurrectionist

i mean they're not this this guy's sentences he's not allowed to like use the any apps or anything is that a real thing can they do that i govern federal government start throwing our weight around yikes yeah then you end up in internet cafes and stuff i don't that's the thing that's like mixing you got a predator fucking drone flying over yeah right you know what i mean minority report checking your little spiders aren't looking in your eyes just trying to get a tinder account man um all right this one's a homerun have you yet this is from tj have you ever planned the days you go on vacation so your paycheck would hit halfway through it oh every fucking vacation i never even risk taking a vacation but i used to

weird i was just talking about this with my buddy matt wane who used to do open mics with me back in buffalo i used to get paid by like uh biweekly or whatever so every tuesday we'd go do this show and every time you'd see me i'd go this is a power tuesday yeah this is a good one we call it power tuesdays because i just got paid and i didn't have to pay my rent on that one so i'd be like we got the goods here yeah exactly now we can rage yeah that buy that the biweekly non-rent payment whoa yeah that middle of the month that fucking hits and every time you're like i'm gonna save half of this that's never that's the good times right there oh sometimes you get out of pocket and you do that overdraft and then the rent comes and you're like well we're gonna be short

start fucking get a sticky wicket there let me ask you's both this i'm listening it's probably going back a few years so you'll have to think a little bit do you remember the last time that the norm was cashing your check uh yeah i used to not even i had a bank account with m&t that they were coming after me for overdraft fees and so i couldn't open another one and i just didn't i thought that i couldn't open a bank account anywhere like m&t was talking to chase yes they don't come in at like the pinkertons and so i would do i would go to uh one of those check cashing places sure and pay a dollar to get it instantly oh yeah 100 percent my last i worked up until last march i think so like yeah not even a full year ago i would go there'd be

time i would half the times i would deposit half the times i would go to as it was written on a chase account or city bank i would go to a city bank sometimes they give you shit with that i a lot of times to deal with this branch it's a real sleazeball episode i know it begins and out of how to be a survivor oh my god i mean there was like four years where i just didn't have a bank account yeah i didn't have because i was scared that they were gonna like they all knew that i couldn't open a bank account with m&t yeah me too i figured word on the streets potters over there and chase yeah they're like oh him don't let him come in by the tellers are calling each other hahahaha potters floating checks again about five seven five eight classes yeah that's him

that's a son of a bitch right there mentioned something about power tuesday he has to talk to my supervisor for no reason yeah no shit the cashing of the check big i mean very fucking big of course well sometimes i would have to get that rent due on time i couldn't deposit it because i was you know if it was a friday that was a business day or two they hold that fucking bullshit so i would go to city bank it's 2021 lightning quickly should be doing how we can put half of it in but no yeah we'll clear 200 hey but it's only 205 let's go and i need that five yeah they're clear that i'll be dead by then what do you mean clear 200 i remember i'll never forget this i was at the this is like not that long ago a couple years ago

i was in la and they have all these clubs outside of la like the ontario improv urvine improv so i was at one of these levity live maybe in oxnard and i knew i was going to get a check and i'd have to uber home because i couldn't take the train home because the train shuts down so the uber home is going to be a little pricey and i get my i know i'm going to get a check at the club so i needed to deposit the check so that the uber would go without overdraft so at my bank you can deposit a check and the funds go in instantly no matter what time but i didn't realize that's because that's my like home bank so i'm at a chase bank that i walked like two or three miles to from the club deposit the check it goes it'll be available on

monday and i go so i'm still overdrafting this uber after all that i'm still overdrafting this uber i'm staying in oxnard till monday but i live here now what i learned with uber though is if you when you do uber off the hours that charge doesn't go like you can do it through paypal paypal will kick it till monday yes yes yeah well uber sometimes you can get away with that too lift is real stingy lift fucking takes it out they do a pre-approved yeah yeah we're gonna hold 32 bucks if you cancel the ride it's what do you do it it's very much like the hotel yeah it's fucking bullshit yeah but pay i learned paper putting things on paypal pushes them till the business days just so now you're the you're twisting it on them you got a couple days to get your fairs in order

you know what i mean but i remember i didn't use uber for a long time because i had an outstanding and every time i would go to it they'd be like really yeah there's outstanding ubers oh yeah if you don't if you don't close out the last one they don't let you use a new one i'm banned from lift right in bad checks what happened with there has something happened with you very recently where i was talking he was like i'm on the phone with venmo i'm like that's the worst sentence ever you should never be on the phone with venmo i think i told you about my venmo thing last time where i was committing credit card fraud against oh you did yeah i had a phone call with them they called me venmo called me credit card fraud against them i said i really screwed that son of a

bitch take that pot josh potter ink exactly gang mr josh potter the host of the josh potter show buddy what do you got coming up you want the folks to know oh boy well i got a patreon out there just like you folks and uh check it out get on it five bucks to start that's it that's all for now once we get cooking and get some more things up there maybe we'll change the tiers and things like that but come on over it's uh been pumping out content like crazy and of course the josh potter shows every tuesday look forward on youtube the channel is just the josh potter show it's easy to find and as far as gigs go i'll be in uh irvine improv on the 11th i'll be in san diego on the 23rd so just uh go to my socials and check that all out yes sir buddy one of the best one of the

funniest we love you thank you so much it's so uh awesome to be in the studio too for the first time we're fucking zoom and then uh 30 time and uh in the first time here so that's great love it well you appreciate it buddy kippy what do you got for him uh at kevin ryan on all social media come to a fucking show we're all over the fucking road check out the patreon the whole nine yards youtube oh also the clips channel we just want the clips channel check that out uh it'll be in the details gang we love you t-bone we'll see you next week peace