Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - KILLDOZER w/ Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

Are You Garbage is back with a Kippy and Foley for a family episode to answer your garbage questions from Patreon. Its a fun one! Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Ladder Life: https://www.LadderLife.com/GARBAGE Box of Awesome: https://www.BoxOfAwesome.com Promo Code: GARBAGE Helix Sleep: https://www.helixsleep.com/Garbage Ekster: shop.ekster.com/garbage Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans

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It's not a little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out that you're to be clear Just a big old piece of trash I'm your hostage Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're down here at Antutti's basement She just caught me in the face with a snowball. Oh boy left-handed to yikes. I didn't know she could do both Southpaw, huh? Dude, she got some heat on that thing. My co-host is coming at you from across the table. He is the CEO of are you garbage? He is an international businessman. He's not to be tripled within the boardroom the bedroom or the bathroom K put Give it up for KJ. It's Kevin James Ryan. Hey gang. Thanks for As always, please make sure you rate you subscribe over there on iTunes full video available on YouTube as you know

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Hey t-bone want to give a belated shout out to the Toronto Argonauts winner of the gray cup in the CFL Oh, man, this guy former owner mr. John Candy. Sure on the Argonauts really low bet yellow piece of that They played their Super Bowl on a field that still had the soccer lines on it Oh, man Remember watching is watching a game back in the 90s with the baseball diamonds. Oh my god You guys are gonna get bruised. You're just getting your knees. What are you doing? Raiders. Yeah, it's like dude We get the grounds crew out there. Were you throw down some sod at Sunday football? They would also get they would also get your kids fucking smashed by a fucking d-back

They would also have the bad shade like yeah, yeah, yeah darkness and they have would be we cut this oak tree now I'm trying to play a game. I used to hate that was that was signed and not off on the couch and fall asleep or See what's going on over there on Star Trek the next generation See what's cooking with I really walks in both worlds a jock who loves deep space I Wanted to ask what you want to ask me with all the you know the turbulence going on whatever Twitter Have you thought about it? What buying a social media platform? No making a move? You know having a meeting talking to him

Maybe saying what hey and let verify me what I need right now What would you offer him at this point you going you low balling right ten by Twitter ten twelve geez? Yeah, I'd have to fucking I'd have to cash them some things out dude to be that liquid I Have to call in a couple of savings bonds, dude Find me down a fucking Johnny's pawn shop With the Kia um yeah, no, I don't make it all for all I don't have any money. What are you talking about hmm? That guy's got real cash Does he?

Think so yeah, I mean, I think he's worth like 50 billion dollars or something isn't it hired. It was all investments card tricks I got something for you as you know me as you know here in New York City Washing your laundry is a big good to do it ain't easy peasy You know what I mean? It's about to be the thing of the past for old uncle Hank I know all uncle Hank got a new apartment. He's gonna have a fucking washer dryer in unit in the unit That's fucking I mean, you know, you know, you're really doing alright when you got that going on in New York Man, I'm excited that in a dishwasher. I've been washing my my clothes in a dish washing coming out smelling like God Couple of fish bones in the pocket who have noticed your finishes been absolutely fantastic

Um, no, I had no spots on my shirt Um, I know that we're just I know that I'm just gonna become one of those guys that gets dressed in front of the dryer Though that's that's what's gonna love that. I've done that every any time I had a washer dryer in my apartment Yeah, wake up in a morning Go down there throw it on for a couple minutes. Go brush my teeth come back What do you mean they just got washer and dryers sure yeah, it's a very good thing to not have of course, of course You're gonna have a washer and dryer and squatters, right? You can't put a deadbolt on my dryer how am I supposed to get dressed call the sheriff

I saw a video squatters getting kicked out of a placement and this guy was really fucking selling it I'm gonna give you the GoPro. So when it happens, we got the content this guy was yelling up to his girlfriend Yo, you have that receipt a receipt for what? Yeah, you mean the lease dirt bag no shirt on gut hanging out fucking basketball shorts hanging off his ass He was yelling. It was a nice house too. They had cameras set up They had fucking power running to the neighbors yikes. It's tough. That's not squat. No, that's just breaking into somebody's house Squatters when you went when you were a Good tenant at one time

Then you stop paying the rent. That's a squatter. No, I think squatters also classified as like you go into a house And no one's living and you just start fucking living there and you can do that. There's some legal I know squatters rights in New York are very Very that's Lienian for squatters. I think I don't know what the time is if T-bone can look up. I live here now Yeah, it's just kind of that thing. No, I'm telling you I live here now. Okay. Good luck. Get me out. You're on the lease I know exactly what it is because my buddy during the pandemic found someone moved out of an apartment told that all the units were unlocked He went into the unit set up a cable bill one month. You have to be able to prove that you've been living there

Yeah, it's a crazy. So he set up the cable bill one month one month later He moved all his stuff in stayed for nine months rent free. It's crazy. It's fucked up. Yeah, pretty scumbag-ish. Yeah Great hanging out with those hippies on the lower east side. Did he have HBO? What kind of package are we talking about can't pay can't pay rent, but he's got showtime and fucking stars It's got on court cook who had stars growing up. That's like the Kennedys We would get it free. I think at some points. It would come on like do we Oh, are you talking about the the limited trial that hit you with all of a sudden? I don't remember I don't know what we have free HBO for a couple of weeks with that shit

Uh-huh man That was a sad day at the Foley's when that that turned off cable now. It's just To me and again, this just could be my perspective But like to call a cable company in the night like you never spoke to the company really now You like call ups whoever you're you call Verizon you call up fucking time one or you call up Comcast I don't remember my mom ever being like I'm gonna call the cable company. Oh my mom called them all my mom What to bitch about the bill my fat son? Yeah, I'm playing about her life I got a flat tire last week. You believe this she got that in the astrology hotline mixed up

Miss Cleo Got out the miss Cleo have you or anyone in your family ever called miss Cleo? Yeah, and that's happening Put that on the list. I called the dirty lines once or twice the party lines the chat lines sure man I never made sense to me. Oh Sense to me. They'd get you at like 11 o'clock on a Friday night. You're sitting there. Are you high or something? No, just fucking fat little horny kid. What age are we talking? 15 16 13 you know, you know, you're gonna get caught right so so what are boobs?

Are your boobs bigger than mine? I'm an oil tycoon. What do you do? Oh? Yeah, you knew it was just some fucking whale sitting in like some apartment somewhere like yeah, I'm hot Yeah, my dick's three feet, I swear You can probably see it from where you're at right now. I got here in my balls in my butthole Yeah, I got caught up in that. Yeah. Yeah Yes, I am I

Think Patty didn't catch me and she started crying. She was upset I don't know if I got a stinger cooking and no one was home You fucking canceled showtime. What else to do man Never will that with a blood pump through your body never were the hormones be as active as Back then when you caught a little titty on showtime You do the scramble that play to scramble I didn't really have to do that because at that point we had the internet You can at least get a picture or something you know what I mean

You can at least go to like you go download a picture. I love you or uh, you little brats I mean that you know figure 13 or whatever I was Yeah, the internet at least a well was banging e-bombs were all the whole nine We sure we had direct TV and they would show you the first two minutes of the soft core movies really which I didn't mind I was just in there cranking it to credits And who was the fucking director photography on this one you just hear the music Yeah, no kidding. You got to sit through half of the aerobics class Before they hop in the showers, I remember them being like

Two and three and four you're like, let's go get the quick somebody pull a hamstring What are these broads needs a massage I know that let's go Your quads look a little tense Yeah, I Fuck was gonna say I didn't mind I remember like you would get that so the soft core stuff on like HBO or what a you know I saw HBO didn't really have that soft the Covney was in a lot of that stuff was David the Covney. Yeah But people would be I remember my people would be like that's not real sex or whatever

There's no real penetration whenever I don't pay buddy. It's paying the bills I can use my imagination. I know bacon bits ain't real either I'm still dumping them on my salad of rubbers hitting the road baby. Let's go. What are you talking about? Not real sex? I'm 13. I'm in my bedroom. This is real as it gets. Yeah, I got news for you. Ducks can't talk either I'm still watching DuckTales give it I remember people you looked at stew. I'm like, what else are you got that's fucking what are you doing? I know I like a storyline to which I've been on the record. I love a storyline. Yeah, I want to know why the plumbers Love a good story. That's what you're remembered as a kid the story lines

David the Covney red shoe diaries red shoe diaries also starring Matt LeBon Joey from friends And Jackie Chan did a soft core movie Wouldn't mind seeing those three get it on Talking about rush hour, am I right Hitting Mack LeBlanc in the face with a broom and stick it See the way I can come little parkour porn. That's what I'm talking about That's what I like to see. Yeah, man red shoe diaries there was another one that was on Showtime that was real real spicy to not red shoe. I

Can't remember the name of it. It was hot. It was like the penthouse To playboy was it Sylvester Stallone in the party at kitty and studs. Yeah He did that before Rocky to make to like pay rent or to get Rocky made. He'd like did that Yeah, I remember he was in a tub or something like that. I There's a scene where he's in a tub. I don't know Couldn't have been said no more on attractive way Hey, Rocky's in a tub showed his butthole in a tub Um

Good stuff. What were you gonna say though? I apologize. No, it's all right. Good digress. Good digression. Um rude thoughts Yeah, right my input impure thoughts. Yeah, right? That was another one impure thoughts. That was a movie Kid the kid watching his buddy's mom take a shower Fucking IMDB for Yeah Softcore Hank over here. That's what they called me I don't like all that bone in that you like stay for breakfast. She's a lady. What are we doing here? Come on. I wanted to ask you like we were saying

I'm back on a you know doing laundry in New York like we've said before can be quite a headache. Yes And we've been running and gunning so much on the road that like I've just been doing like what I need for that week Can I say this please it sucks regardless it sucks if you have them do it It sucks because they they they put everything in a kiln basically on Three million degree heat and it comes out. Everybody's clothes smells that smells the same And if you do it yourself, it's just there's something not it's tough. It ain't great It's tough. So like I have I've just I have like one hamper that I've been going through of like, you know It's got like

Ten pairs underwear ten pairs of socks ten teeth You've just been like cycling all that stuff through you know what I mean you have a hamper. Yes What kind is it like the dorm room foldable one? Oh, no, I'm not fucking what do you tell I'm not a freshman at state Don't act like you ain't looking at that when he walks out the door. Yeah, he's got a hamper on him a dumper on me Nice little turd cutter I got Kalo back home. No, we have like one of those like it's not plants more like cloth We have we have to she has one and I have one. Do you? No, I have a trash bag Trader Joe's bag. What about you buddy?

Trader you've never even shopped a trader Joe's you stole that from somebody I have a Neiman Marcus bag I use Trader Joe's with two E's Trader J's Trader John's That's a good one. Holy and Philly No, we haven't I have a nice wicker or whatever it is Thing that's overflowed with clothes Yeah, and trash and it's like busting at the seams. I just kept saying you just keep pushing it down

So I you know I I've always been doing mine We have it in the building and downstairs and you know on the first you doing the birds to you do everybody's no We're on different schedules because like there'll be times when I just need if I'm doing it I'll go hey, I'm doing laundry. Do you need anything to throw in with my like? Yeah, get me out of this pinch I need these jeans or whatever She'll do mine from time to time but not really I don't like how she does it. It's a big thing in the house I don't like how she does it. She doesn't let it get dry enough Huh, I need it fucking. Oh

That would freak me out with that Thanks, that's something that a couple should know before getting involved and I was thinking you know That's a couple should know before getting involved. How do you like your steak? Because if they wouldn't know that I mean that'd be weird if you're fucking living with somebody You don't know how to eat their steak, but I'm just saying that should be because you she's meeting rare He's meeting well, whatever it is. You can't split a porterhouse then you jam everything up That should be what that should be the first question on tinder. How do you take your T-bone? Take him over there with the buttons

Yeah, sure, I mean, but that'd be weird if that's if that that truth is coming out deep in the relationship You've made some wrong. That's not your biggest problem if you're finding out five years in now Someone eats their steak something you got three kids a mortgage. You're gonna wait. Let me get you straight You don't like it medium rare this whole thing's a sham No, but I learned that from my whole family does everybody's my mom always only does her stuff and then My steps that stuff is all separate real everybody keep kept keeps it all even growing up My mom would do like my laundry and then I we started doing ours real young which we you know on record saying So we all had to just do our own latchkey kid. I wasn't doing my brothers

I'd be fucking crazy 11 year old doing your your brother's laundry. Sure. There's a lot cash involved Never I could be bought back in the day. You can't even do yours now Put some money in a table. I'll take care of it So I've had just so much and I was like it all backed up. I'm like, alright I got a fucking get a guy got to do so I took it all to the Drop off the fluff and fold fluff and fold which if you're not familiar in New York you go you drop it off the next day They charge you per pound you go pick it up and it's like Fucking her medically sealed vacuum packed perfectly. It's fucking. It's real nice. It's way nicer than you do it

Those people were packing QP Hi, it's great like the cartel ever dude. It's like fucking It's like the military did it. Yeah fucking fantastic put your socks and some fake avocados and I I can't go back dude It's fucking I can't go back to doing my own as a fat. So you're still you can do that though I just tell them to dry on medium. Hmm. All my shirts are dryable shirts. Hmm. You know all my stuff gets dried I just tell them dried on medium and I'm sure they're gonna fuck it up last time I stopped going because it came back everything came back with fucking oil stains all over it Like they like washed it with like ball bearings or something. It just looked like you know pizza fucking

Pizza sauce got all over everything but My question is we've deviated a bit. My question is do you tip that person? Oh, yeah Really? Yes. Jesus this guy. I know I did tip them but like I'm not sure cuz I don't think the person working the counter is doing that it does. I know I understand Yeah, they are yeah, they are I don't think it mine. I'm listen. I'm telling you. I'm just telling you There's definitely a pooled house. There's an office not an office, but the somebody sits at a counter They're not back. There's other people working back there folding. Oh, hold on. Is your is your place?

Does your place can you do it yourself at that place too? Yes, huh? Yeah, yeah, I would say I do tip, but I'm just going like I don't feel like the guy I Go keep the change with whatever it is. That's for the girls who or whoever guys. Yeah. Yeah Ladies usually the ladies that run the shelf. Sure. I just don't feel like it always makes it there. I don't know It's it's uh, they don't have a tip box on the counter. No, huh T-bone says no no way that's shifting Tipping is for service industry people who don't get paid a livable wage. No, no, I'm telling listen You haven't been in the city that long you tip you tip the laundry people

100% I don't this thing. I don't I'm not disagreeing. I do think that's a hard job. They're all Sure, sure they rely on those tips Do they yes, okay? Yeah, I tip I tip I pick up the laundry you tip I don't know if it should be going to this jerk off sitting there doing nothing. That's what I'm saying See, I don't know where you're going my place. I got a nice establishment. It's a nice establishment The place near us you can do the laundry. Obviously. There's usually one or two ladies working there and they'll they'll they'll be doing something You come in grab the you know giving your ticket. Don't come behind the counter and they'll take care of it here That's for you guys

That's how we do it. Oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I don't have that. It's weird That's what I'm saying. I don't have the like hey, this is for you. Thank you. I don't get that moment There's a chain. What what is it a chain? It's an Applebee's Yeah, who is just the guy taking the receipts? Yeah, it's just somebody who works the works the crazy. Yeah I mean, I don't even get to see like I you know, it's all the way in the back. I don't know who's doing what back What's in the back? They're all doing it back there. It's like a little separated. I don't get to like I'm not like I don't walk by them Hey, thanks, huh? Tommy Megan, whatever, you know, kid. What do you know about that extra, baby? Oh, you mean the slimmest and smartest wallet in the whole goddamn world

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We are getting to a point Where I just you have to tip for everything now, which is pretty crazy those iPads Where it's like hey choose what you want I'm like I just bought a pack of gum here and now I got to tip you three bucks on it They're holding your caustic coffee hostage. It's crazy Coffee I get but I got to think do most people tip the barista They got to be making crazy money then I don't think so I think it's like a bartending job. You make like a dollar or two on a drink

How much you think they're serving a drink or serving in an hour? That's gotta be a lot I mean you go most coffee shops. There's a line Yeah, you know what I mean Pay that's gotta be more than what they're getting an hour. It's paint. Maybe it's painting. He has making that coffee though People are pushy sure. Oh truck dude to deal with that view. I don't I don't like the fact that Starbucks doesn't give you the option to do it on the card. You got to give cash I know but I'm saying they should have they should have that stop taking cash for a long time You know what I mean? They should be like I want to tip those guys because those guys are in the shit

You go to a nice coffee shop. It's whatever they got their music playing They barely pay attention like you you're acting like you're walking into their house asking them for a cup of You want the aroma blend or whatever? Yeah, but Starbucks. I'm like this is like fucking trench warfare in here You know what I mean? Like people are screaming cups are getting thrown fucking. Yeah, I want to go here man Here's five bucks. Enjoy. Yeah, you got to give him cash. You should they that's the place that should have the iPad That's what I'm not mistaken I think they're a little up and arms over there right now about the wages and stuff like that that they're grossly underpaid I could be talking out of turn. I don't know give it a go. But yeah, they should have to flip the highest pay

They're like they have like really good. I think they have really good everything Hmm, so I think Starbucks is one of the only I could be wrong again, but that offers the Benefits and the whole nine yards like better than most places. Okay that nature still he's told they should they should have the iPad That's what I'm right on there. Yeah a lot of places If I remember Waitin tables it gets a little wonky with the credit card tip because the The business has to pay the credit card fee or something like that. I remember there was something probably Yeah, it's probably say I think like a credit card process is like three and a half percent or two two point five percent

Yeah, one of the places that would come out of the tip. Yeah, they take it out of your tips That's kind of fucking yeah, one or two places that I worked at not great places, but yeah Hmm, that's why I always say you go into a restaurant that doesn't take reservations and is just all cash Food's gonna be awesome. Yeah Food's gonna be awesome. Everybody's all right. You got it really be flexing to be able to pull that off. Yeah And those are good jobs to have so everybody's like you're not getting be ready anybody like really fucking coast now Now and you ain't getting a job there either No, that's what I'm saying. Those are fucking hard to come by a couple places and out there in Queens

Hachi machi but let's get into it gang. It's a family episode as you know when you join the old patreon over there We will answer your garbage question on the air you choose It's just the best way to do it. We get hit up a bunch, but this is kind of the Patron gets top priority. Yeah, now what I mean this one's from Bobby two stone. Does anyone in your family ever run for president? That's a that's a little That's a little that's a tough look. You got someone running for any office I have a cup a little outside of like the aesthetic if you're like, I'm gonna show you that's a little crazy I

think Maybe like a assemblyman or something like that and the distant distant distant person. Oh was where they in politics Or was it like I'm gonna show you That's what I mean Yeah, if you're like in the pile if you're in the political world and you're running for office I get well the political one. I'm talking about like a local level like I'm sure they're at least they're involved. They're not doing it as a vendetta. That's what I'm saying They're not doing it to get back cuz they got a speeding ticket. Yeah

I'm gonna take this down from the inside type thing. It's more of like, hey There's issues in our community. I want to fix that makes sense. Yeah, like local campaign commercial with no shirt on Yeah, it's like yeah fucking Tiger King types you know what I mean? Like really got a fucking bone to a bone to pick with somebody Most of it's bleeped out Oh Yeah, that kind of shit that stuff you're running for office That's you know, I definitely has people in my family who are you know, there's a couple of judges, you know

DA's stuff like that But it was always like in the world of like sure local politics to whatever to whatever sure never like You know, I'm gonna barricade myself in this house and have you come get me, you know The guy who's like welded onto the sides of his truck to make it quote-unquote bulletproof. Yeah, exactly I remember in the 90s early 2000s. There were a couple of dudes that like built tanks in their garage sure just one day drove out sort of crushing cars I can't That's a good time. That's good civil disobedience there Yes, I'm doing like built one in his garage and it is blasted out one day

You're talking about Marvin the he-mire who would you go to school with them? The fact you had that talking about Because the name of what he built is so awesome. He built the kill-dozer I mean was he eight years old who comes up with that the kill-dozer I don't think it probably didn't end well for him in the dozer did it? No, he probably got a couple of flash bangs on a sniper No, he painted the inside himself Okay Turns out you can't wait around can't wait on the government for everything He really puts it in his own hands turns out the sheriff department isn't messing around

They like crushed some cars or something like that was driving around Yeah, and he built like three-foot cement walls around the side so it was bulletproof Yeah, don't do that if you're out there listening fucking Yeah He's now relax run for cop troller Get a pack of Bernie's fucking go to happy hour Relax fucking play a game of pool or darts or something ain't that fucking serious couple of cheesesteak egg rolls straighten you out real quick Down there Pinocchio have a blue Hawaiian

Shout out to Pinocchio Alright, let's see here This one is from Andy is it garbage to cover the food stamp card with a regular debit card that way no one's standing in line knows I'm poor I Respect it. That's good. That's really good. I've also That's chest not checkers and I appreciate that I've realized some Financial maturity or I'm just growing up I realized because my card got declined the other day I guess it was like a processing thing or something and I didn't immediately start coming up with excuses

I just feel like a little more calm and mature I wasn't like you cocks. I just ain't bringing an account because I typically go to burn the place down build my own kill-dozer Fucking go to town on the deli, but I didn't do that. I just said oh, I'll try another card I got a 20 on me. I'll pay for it. I typically lose it real quick Start quoting account numbers and stats Call my account knocking over the pistachios throwing meatballs Also in the same where this room Nick I haven't had one red yet Are you garbage of over 50% of your family's net worth came from a civil action lawsuit?

Get in where you fit in Cookie world you gotta get your hands on some green back Get the whole family involved could have been you know, I don't know. It's all right What's a sip? What is a civil what constitutes a civil action lawsuit the car was talking about this? No, that's a class action. Oh So what does it say it again civil action lawsuit civil action lawsuit hmm sounds like slipping fall to me Yeah cases involving personal injury battery negligence defamation medical malpractice Ding-ding-ding we got a winner. Yeah, that's probably what it is

We'll lose a foot for the whole family to go to college. Don't mind that whole family got colonoscopies at the same time Settlement money Creates a different type of trash. Yeah, cuz you didn't it's it's like lottery type thing You didn't you came you're still in the bottom now You just got money to go by way runners and melm do doctor leaves a set of scissors Sponging your elbow Yeah, they started really counting those now because I think too many doctors got sue that wasn't like the 90 or 2000 They were leaving stuff in every

Remember watching a 60 minutes on it. I was like 10. I was like yo ma Fucking pull the plug before you let him open the up chick goes in to get her tits done. I find a desk lamp in there Where my car keys at Anybody see my disc man I See your Phil Collins playing lowly All right, this one's from your deadbeat dad Is it garbage is your childhood trauma as a witty username shout out to it deadbeat dad appreciate that

That's pretty good. You got a good sense of humor about it. Um, Let's see This is from Sam Ten buck homey here never have one red is it garbage when you're dining and fine in a fine establishment To point to what you want on the menu because you don't know how to pronounce it properly I try to get away with it sometimes. I'll start it. Let me get this sugar Fucking trail off at with a point and show if I'm pointing and showing I am not confident. Yeah pronunciation of that Yeah, I'll just pick a loasers in the

Coronitas Boyled not fry look me up That's tough. That's why I don't order wine a lot Because a lot of it. I mean, yeah, let me get a glass of cab or whatever, but they go Oh, we have these and it's like I don't speak French. You know what I mean? Yeah, I'm a fucking American, baby. These colors are the fucking Chateau day. Whatever Chateau day. Hey, give me an IPA and zip it, will you I Know how to pronounce that how about a Chateau course like Yeah, that's tough man. I also as a guy who's just recently expanded his

Pallet, you know what I mean? I'm used to chicken fingers and stuff Mm-hmm. Now, we like going out to eat more and stuff like that and expand it It's like I'm definitely real fucking real iffy on the pronunciation of stuff. Sure In a fancy place gonna have a course up up up up up banquet. I do have a tie on that quit Well, it's also like my wife will ask me stuff and I'm like, I don't fuck I'm cool I Google a lot at the at the table. That's okay. Good. Do a little goog. Yeah, but it's not just like oh What's this look? It's like why I have no idea what this even is. Okay, like it'll be like this this this and a whatever sauce I got nothing. Mm-hmm. I'm fucking if it ain't barbecue. I don't fuck with nothing wrong with a goog

Then they pop a picture like yeah, I need visually. I need to see it. Sure. You know, that's where the Chinese spots always the best Yeah, give me that number Keep it moving. I Would love to get one of those the Chinese store The the menu with all the pictures on it and put it where I don't throw it up in here somewhere There was a thing going on the internet a couple of people that got like this is this happened a few years ago But they've been popping back up TVs. Yeah crackhead steals a TV and then you buy it for 12 bucks And it's the fucking it's the menu for McDonald's and that's all in place

I wouldn't mind that's a good time. Yeah, those have been popping up a lot. That's funny Uh-huh. It's like yeah, motherfucker bought this for 50 bucks. Wonder why it was so cheap. It's just like number four number five number six Shout out to it man ain't nothing wrong with it Hi, this one's from Jesse my brother rented a venue for a Thanksgiving dinner, but he was too cheap to pay for the beer I had to walk up to the bar and buy a beer for two bucks That's tough if you're renting out the place and you still a cat you're like a cash Thanksgiving is nuts You're renting out a place to have Thanksgiving. That makes sense. If it's a haul or something I mean if you don't have space for the family at the house huge family

I mean, I mean like think about it man It's 20 20 30 person family. Mm-hmm not very many places in house that at a table or two Yeah, I remember when I was a kid we'd be the adults would be in the dining room You'd have the kids table in the kitchen and there'd be there'd be like a mutants at table No, dude, we'd be in the hallway. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So imagine you've got 20 30 people Whatever, maybe your kitchen's not big enough to cook for everybody. Yeah, you got to figure out. I respect renting the hall I mean, it's weird. It's I've never done it, but I get it. Hey, let's do it here, but you do it proper Yeah, cash cash thanks getting this rough

And that's vfw or something Now you're speaking my language. It's a bartender with a moose hat on He's got a fucking gobbler going. He's probably not real cool either. No working on Thanksgiving. He's a little upset Also, it's not the classiest place if they got $2 beer. It'd be a Thanksgiving special Hey, it's still happy hour. Happy hours on Thursdays. Chick-String for free 50 cent oysters That is a tough one But this is from worst dude this we were just here a long time home and never had a question right ever gotten to fight at a waffle house

No, I just I've only been to a couple as of recent. We've been in the south. The waffle houses are all right top shelf We had top-shell service at one not that long ago just last week. You mean yeah, remember our member of our server I wouldn't top shelf. I thought she was fantastic. You were a little crazy. Sure You're a little crazy was early in the morning. Maybe she had better coffee She yelled at me three time Yeah, what's that two teeth? It was but waffle house in a very fast mouth Yeah, and those dude the teeth the two that she had were so dark and discolored and black

I almost made me not finish my fucking ash browns, which I did though Waffle houses are known to have some situations. Oh, of course. Well, if you go there all fucked up, you know what I mean I was Denny's back in the day for me. There was always a fight at Denny's Mm-hmm. Watch a nice fight at Denny's. I was tough I mean that guy we I forgot what fucking we're in North Carolina or Georgia or something like I had the fucking heat on them too Remember the guy was sitting at the counter a big old fucking big old gun on it sitting there with Desert Eagle I wasn't fucking that wasn't making a move It was about 42 degrees out to this guy's in fucking a cut-off in shorts with a fucking big old hammer ready to go

Yeah, yeah, if anything popped off. I knew that guy had it. He was had an itchy trigger finger He was looking for a reason I said blueberry Looking for trouble uh-huh Shout out to the waffle house though. If you've never been and you're in the south go fucking something else It's real bare bones. No frills at the table is always kind of dirty when you sit down sticky menus Yeah, a little sticky probably no heat going or air conditioning, but it's a good fucking breakfast kid How about that for spoke post? Oh, you mean cool guy shit for cool guys You don't know you need until you have it. Let me ask you something

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Good grill man sees his parole officer once a week checks in on time peas clean and is in desperate need of some dental work That's the guy you want slicing them up. Shout out handle one of those long spatulas Not even will not make an eye contact with anybody. He's in the zone. He's seeing moves two three on what's ahead of the time He's anticipating the orders that guy Three eggs, but I think he's got it on a plate already. I knew Fantastic shot up to the waffle easy, baby. Mm-hmm big fan Toby have you ever ordered you're a bit in a handful of waffle heasels absolutely have you ever ordered anything but breakfast at a waffle house? Jesus Christ

The other side of the menu Yeah, a couple of burgers at Texas Tommy or something What do you stuff the mushrooms with just out of curiosity No, you know, I'll tell you one thing. I've never had a problem pronouncing anything on a waffle house. No Is that pronounced Sunni side up I'll tell you this Uh You get a decent steak there You could

How do I say it? It'd be pretty trash is what you're trying to say. Haha. I understand what you're saying You get a piece of meat there. Yeah, it's not bad staking some It's also the girl hasn't been cleaned in 45 years. You know what I mean? It's got that nice. That's what I'm saying That's what I'm saying. Let's say no Michelin stall But you know what I noticed at that waffle house when we were there is our good pal Tom Cassidy Shout out to him prefers his egg sunny side up. I don't trust I don't raise any side. I don't know if I've ever I've never ordered sunny side up. I don't like it. I don't like I don't like Just me personally. I mean, that's like a man's the sunny side up

I mean that thing could pop out and start flying away at any minute. I got a feather in mind Dude, yeah, we're gonna sunny side up Over over medium over medium. Oh, yeah, you gotta flip them out like that at a place like that I'm going fucking scramby-damby all day So shout out sunny side up. You're putting your life in your hands. Shout out to the sunny side boys up there out there That's tough. It was a real man and women real men move. Yeah. Mm-hmm hard core All right, this one's from Chris ever melt American cheese on mashed potatoes. I Haven't but two things I love a craft singly and a mashed 80

Sure, I don't see why that wouldn't be I think I would love that. How do you do it though microwave Mike? It's got to be the microwave But I guess if you do a screw you put in a bowl and then put that on top of the bowl or a plate with a scoop and then That on top either way. I got to be honest. I'm pretty in yeah I love cheesy mashed potatoes. Oh what you what a great course. That's a guy who's only mashed potatoes He's been looking away to church that thing up. Yeah, I Remember I wasn't always true. It wasn't always a given in our house

to put cheese on eggs That was from Jump Street. That wasn't a thing. I didn't learn that until like going to diners and stuff like that What do you mean like cheese on scrambled eggs? Yeah, we don't patty patty didn't make cheesy eggs like that. No should maybe do you my mom still does my dad Would do you an omelet? Sure, but there would be no cheesy scrambled eggs now and then I saw my boy one time get his hash browns with With cheese on them. I was like, I didn't know you do that. That's pretty good You want to hear one of the coldest moves ever done at a wedding? Hit me

Well, my both my parents were divorced before they got together My dad's ex-wife came to the wedding gave them an omelet pan as the gift and it goes to my mom He makes the best breakfast Was this on an episode of Jerry Springer or not man Jesus Christ who's a Joan Collins? She were in a red dress Devil in the red dress. Yeah Man, what a temptress. Why was she invited to the wedding anyway? That's weird to begin with I didn't want to call. Yeah, cuz it's a public episode fucking homewrecker beat it. I know he's moved on to better

Take a hike lady. Oh Wow, I feel like that woman like smudges the lipstick issue then smudges the lipstick off your face Well, it's a good farmer wear A good band nonetheless, oh Man, yeah, no cheesy age. We're fried cheesy egg Like if my mom was making like a breakfast sandwich sure an egg sandwich that was through a craft singy on that or Sure, we did we talked about this briefly? I think we're craft singles orange or yellow in your house orange Really course?

Whoa, the orange ones the white ones are weird. I don't know why I didn't white orange. You only got it like Orange cheese to me was an outdoor thing Were you white or Did you do craft singles? Yeah, I didn't know about white cheese whoa until like three months ago No, we would get we would get American from the store. It's like white sliced it man It's it's it's it's Lando Lakes. It's it. No, no, no, we would get from the deli counter. I know Yeah, that is a lot of times in Philly. It was phenomenal But as a little little kid it was it was it was the craft singles that were in there

And they were orange and even before that I would have left we would get that shoebox full of Elvita. Oh Yeah, huge log Let me tell you something you put some of that and scrambled eggs. Oh, yeah, I mean fake cheese We don't call the office. Come on. Oh Don't mind staying in six now that I think about it. You wouldn't like what cheese with eggs probably pretty good And that cheese was has a tang to it that will fucking who make your eyes roll back in your fresh bottle of that You dip anything in there. I remember we used to pretzel rods in there I remember five found out man. I was fucking heated up a whole a big bowl of it in my house by myself

You're drinking I heat up a big bowl and all we had was fucking There's not the writs the ones we were just talking about the toll house or the clubhouse No, the townhouse townhouse. Yeah, those town those oval townhouse crackers dude. Oh my god I made a soup by the end of it because they kept breaking. I Was playing I just was eating it with a spoon and crumbled off crackers I had about two trees screaming cans of coke Ma knew nothing else nothing about she came home. I go. What's for dinner? I Had my auntie passed earlier. Let's go start it Man fat little kids left on home figure it out always figured out

I remember my next girlfriend of mine said that to me. She's like no matter what is in my house You always find something you always put because I'm we have a different mind I'm thinking about it like a week in advance. I'll catalog everything. I know we have the croutons. Where can I go from there? Yeah, she has croutons. She has ranch dressing and shredded cheese. That's all I need. Oh, I remember Man, there was a time I was making that's all you need I was making plates of fucking homemade nachos in the In the microwave with with craft singles just on top of fucking tostitos Oh my god, dude

If you I would watch the microwave to stop it at the right time before the cheese got to you're an artist Oh, man, I felt like I was working the grill at a waffle house. I mean the whole world shut down behind me I was sure it was just me in the night for focused All right, this one's from Connor $10 on me first time question How garbage is it if your mom leaves the Christmas tree up year round? Crazy bad, but redecorates it for different holidays throughout the year Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day 4th of July and so on Simply because her and her dad are too lazy to take it down. It can't be in the living room This is listen that's got real sunroom vibes

Which I don't all right leaving it up trash for sure trash Yeah, but apparently you're taking the decorations off and you'll redecorate That's fun and kid if it's in a different room, I don't want it next to the TV No, if it's in like debate. Hey, we keep it in the basement. It's out. It's in the spare room. It's whatever I can Understand that's fun. You're decorating for Thanksgiving and in St. Patty's Day and Valentine's Day I can kind of get behind that would you decorate for that too? Well, what was the what was the pieces decoration? So still does Halloween Halloween Thanksgiving a little transition a little bit Yeah, there's like a turkey with a or like, you know, if the kids have like the hand

Whatever the kids made at school we made that we made before the kids the grandkids make now Christmas Would there be a couple of things up for Valentine's Day and would you get Valentine's Valentine's Day presents from your mom? No, but I would get her a nightie every year Something from Adam and Eve Now we would get like a card. We may be like a five buck for five bucks and small some of those conversation hearts Fucking taking those like Percocet those cinnamon candy or cinnamon hearts We would and that's St. Patrick's Day Yeah, but not a whole bunch. Those were just very like a two or three things. Yeah. Yeah, yeah

Christmas she would go all out. Of course. Yeah, but like even more than you would have now thinking back It was a lot she would read like we have like that big window in the front And all the way up top on the second floor and she would do like a street Landscape in there real year for dolls all turning street lamps. There was fake snow. It was a lot It was looking back. I was like what the fucking go for the animatronics. We didn't trust that stuff We would lay in bed and you would hear them at night Turning scare me Rather being the fucking crawl space to

Fuck that turn over what's laying? Making a move on me. Yeah, I'm your step sister. What classic white lights in the windows That was always that was that was always a fun Sunday fight for the Foley's Getting out the Christmas stuff getting screamed at putting the trains up to this to that then at the end Ah Be nice putting it back was the worst, but we'll save that for our uh our Christmas You get my present yet No for the Christmas extravaganza

What do you mean? You already got it from me? No. Oh, yeah, I know what oh did I purchase yours yet? No, what do you want to hear? No, not yet. Okay. Have you got mine? It's in the it's in the works. Really? Huh, uh-huh. There'll be a couple zeros behind it. T-bone. You're out this year. Oh, that's good I'm getting you gas money to go pick up the sound bar from your cousin's place Shout out to be kels Guys if you're looking for if you want to hear the cool sounds of a sound bar and you're in north

Why would hit up be kels? I'll have you over the bill have it over the garage deaky bar Watch the game. We just it was just discussed whether we should throw that out or not Not to hurt your feelings. Well not to hurt your feelings, but but I keep saying we hooked it up wrong And I keep being reassured that it wasn't hooked up wrong but It's on the chopping block. Just so you know Well, wait a really toby just ruined toby's month. What are you talking about? I have his christmas present in my house You've got to keep it so that when you get evicted the boys have something some work to do

Be real careful with that Hey, that thing's a piece of shit. Don't you break it. I almost threw that out Something to defend myself with When they when the sheriff comes they kick me out You're swinging it Is that a soundbar? I don't know what it is. What the hell is that to my soundbar? Kill dozer get out of here Um, all right, this one's uh for millennial g castanza Um, are you garbage if your parents refuse to get rid of the boxes of vhs disney movies in the basement because they're worth a lot of money these days

Bonus points if your dad still has a star wars bedsheet from when he was a kid kept in a vacuum sealed bag That might be worth a couple of bucks Yeah, I mean we can find get on a google and I had to set it those two man There's no way those are I may I they might be little boy You'll probably get them from you probably get more money from perverts who want little boy sheets than a star wars collector Just my guess do a little sniffing Now that might be worth a little bit But the disney movies too they were real remember they were real tight with that shit

They wouldn't release all of them at once or you couldn't get certain ones on the on vhs and shit How that might be worth a couple of two for some psycho out there Dude these star wars sheets are moving. Yeah, what are we talking? 9,000,999 Damn, I had a pair of those too. I did be rich right now Oh, yeah, these things are No, 46 Walt disney 46 disney vhs Is going for 152 bucks

46 of them. Yeah, that's three bucks a clip. Okay, and that's on ebay yikes It's like the black market. Yeah, that's no good. I don't think they're collectors Maybe certain ones are probably worth but as a whole It's like baseball cards. Yeah, you know what I mean as a whole there ain't any worth squad douche We just crippled that guy's family's net worth Kids aren't going to college. See I told you randy Shout out to a good randy by the way Um, all right, let's see here. This one doesn't make sense to me, but I'm not a culinary

Institute student this from Eric just became a $10 homie. Is it garbage to take the fat off a piece of chicken to make butter to save money? Oh, it's called schmaltz It's called trash is what it's called. It's what they call it schmaltz schmaltz. I don't I don't know It's not my cup of tea. I think it's an I thought butter was I mean, that's like lord. That's not butter, right? Eastern european move Man, it makes my blood run. It used to be a place in my wife ever tries that we're out It used to be a place downtown called sami's romanian and they would give you a bread on the table But they'd give you schmaltz instead of butter. It's

It's tough I don't like anything about that. It's tough. I just ruined my appetite um All right, let's hear this one's from andrew Um, is it garbage if you had to use a generator so your family could run all of their appliance in the house as a kid The reason being the house was a former amish house that wasn't hooked up to the grid ouch Who buys an amish house? Yeah, there's gotta be other houses you can buy Then one that was

Previously amish aren't generators expensive to run that's running on gas, right? I guess I mean, yeah, I don't know Doesn't make any sense to me Where are you living how many blow dryers we're going? That's a lot of toast you're making Breakfast for 20. I mean how nice could an amish house be probably pretty nice. I mean the craftsmanship. I'll give you that But the the amenities Everything's added after they left true all the lights are put in after they left. Yeah, that don't make no sense Aftermarket refrigerator. It's on the outside of the house. All the outlets are all probably fucking

Not great. Yeah I think I'll take out all the wires. None of them are in the walls. All the wires are exposed It would it would be all extension cords. That's all what they're not using drywall either. That's all wooden walls Is that what they do the new drywall? I doubt it. Amish. Yeah, they're all plaster. They're all woodsy Huh, they probably don't even have drywall. I don't hang in decorations. Yeah, they are pictures The amish who takes the picture. There's still their soul. What are you talking about? Amish don't take pictures Could be a drawing All right, man

I'll give you that you keep moving the goalpost on this. You've never been in an amish house. You don't know what I have Where in Lancaster when a couple years ago. I was just gonna keep lying. All right sounds good bought a pie and one of those uh Fireplaces All right, let's do this and then we got a roll. Um, this is from poobluski if i'm pronouncing that correctly Got a weird one, which I love Me and my wife have been arguing the past few weeks over how you're supposed to get in the shower Do you enter from the closest to the shower head or the furthest from the shower head?

This is genius. Okay. I can't believe this hasn't come up yet because this is very this show Let's talk about this. I to me. There's one right way and then the other way is psychopath But that's just me and we've realized over discussions like this before me and you don't always see eye to eye. Okay When you're about to take a shower You turn the shower on before you get in or you get in and turn it on What what is America you turn it on let it run for 10 minutes Take you shit go out grab a cup of coffee 10 minutes make sure there's no water for grandchildren Yeah, I don't want anybody if I can I don't want any pulling the wool over my eyes

I want the hottest water you got we agree on that. Yes let the water run let the water run. Of course, okay um If you tell me what I think how am I supposed to get the wrinkles out of my shirt? I got a big show tonight. I got a hot date. What a broad I get in head side By the spout. Yes Yeah, I that's crazy. That's that's nuts to me Wait, are you kidding? I get in the back and you enter like a gentleman. You

Yes, you're joking. No, I thought for sure. We'd all be on the same page No, you go. What what are you talking about when you're hiding in there? That's nuts. No in his defense There's nowhere for him to hide from that's also true. You should come down from the top You go in the back way. Uh-huh. That's for all you ladies out there, too. Okay. Okay Ha ha ha ha That's a couple of drinks. I got a rear-facing camera if you catch my drink. Okay. Then if that's the way you're supposed to do it Dick head Why

is the fact That you're really stretching here. You're hoping you're hoping a good a good argument comes to your head. Why is it a fact? You're a butthead Then why is it a fact that if you have a glass shower? The shower door the entrance is always closer to the faucet. It's not a fact. Yes, it is Yes, it is. No, it's not. Oh my god. All right. I got this. It always is. No, it's not I don't know what you mean. Listen. All right, this maybe like a real nice hotel

Yeah, they had we were just in one in fucking Atlanta Where it didn't have a door and the opening was in the back Normally, I would just put up a screenshot of a singular Option of an image we're trying to display on the show. I'm just gonna do the whole the whole google image search Where the door is away from this packet. It's big. It's just um, yeah I think you go right in because then if you have to adjust it You're right there at the things that's crazy I also think for

Uh, maybe we got to why your floor is so wet all the time for splash purposes You can't open it. You open it and get in the water. It's fucking spraying everywhere. You get it You get in close the curtain or the door then enter the water Upon invitation. I've always the follies have always gone in head first. How do you know what they're doing? You and your mom are showering a lot because where would I learn it from? I'd learn it from them I don't know where you get it now our shower has My mom's has a glass door One doesn't open and one opens out and that is the one that's right near the the uh,

I know but also the toilet the toilet's right there. I know that The toilet is right there so you wouldn't be able to get in so that's just that specific thing is you have to get in there Because you don't have an option because you got a tiny little shoebox. I never thought of that. Uh-huh. We do have a tiny little shoebox Huh What do you have now a curtain or a door curtain curtain family and you're still going, you know, it's funny now that I realize it it goes Hang on it goes the shower Hold on. I've I've I've been in many. I don't know. Let's call three million arguments with the big man over the past 12 years of our friendship

He knows he's wrong here. He's because he's he's realizing stuff. Hold on it go Man, all right. Here's a real quiet. Here's the shower. This lighter represents the shower All right, the the the the shower heads the the metal part at the is the top of the lighter Then you got the how many things are going on in this pan? You got to turn it over here. Okay, and then you have the Sink is right there by the by the head. Yeah, so you still sneak in between the sink. What dude? I do Yeah, how do you not get stuck after you sneak in between the sink and the tub? Yeah, no, that's your wrong. That's your wrong You get in from the back

Holy shit. Uh-huh. You're supposed to go in through the back. Mm-hmm Whoa Yeah, man, that's psychopath behavior to just jump in the waterfall like that Really? Yeah, I've I mean it doesn't even seem logical to me in any sense. What do they do? I they didn't say they said him and his wife have been arguing So one does one one does the other I would assume the guy in the from the back is going What are you doing? You're getting fucking water all over the place Huh, you always say that is a big issue for you too. The water is everywhere

It's everywhere because you got the door open because you're trying to get in the water You could jump in right in the water you get in from the back And her you do it if it's a little too high you do to reach around. I wonder what she does huh Man, I had no idea. Yeah, look at that. It's a whole another world for you out there I'm still gonna keep doing it that way. I don't like I don't know. It's right next time. It's cold back there No, not if you let it run for long enough No, the bedroom door closed. It's cold back there and there's also not cold back the fear of being scalded

I don't want to be scalded. What do you mean by the water? Yeah Well, you do it do a hand check before you get in that's listen the hand check Doesn't know what it's gonna feel like when it hits my my you should have a supple back You should man I get on the the the back of my ass will burn if it gets me. That's the that's the most tender skin ever What I like to do with the never seen sunlight my thing comes off I have a thing that comes off and I turn it up a little bit and I get under the gooch get in there Blast that I like that burn

Guys, this is all the time we have With your shower head. Do you adjust it? Do you point it? Down or do you have it pointing out? We've gone over this my current one is in the middle Which I do like I adjust it as I go. Yeah, I'll move it. I'll I'll move I always check to make sure it's not fucking pointing You gotta take one to the head right when you get in Fucking brains all over the back wall. Yeah, like somebody's dad cleaning their gun I make sure that thing's pointed away for yeah, you gotta adjust. Yeah

Yeah, always make sure that Wow, you get in from the front. I thought for I I knew some I knew I knew we weren't gonna see I thought for sure you don't see eye to eye on most there's like 12 things that we really agree on that's why Everything else we do differently when I asked you guys if you turn the water on I was like, oh, we'll definitely all be on the same page with this Once I got the one two three on that Go in the back Especially a control freak like you. I would think you want to get in there and have your hands. It's not a wrestling match

Get in there get them in a headlock. I thought you want to get in there and have can have access to the control Before I get in I make sure it's okay. I go. This is good and then I enter I've never gotten in from the front that's insane to me. I've never done. I want to make a call on this To who I don't know the president. I can't ask my mom because of the way that one that one That's crazy. Yeah, well You have to do some soul searching over the next couple of days, but we'll you know, he'll figure it out But we got a wrapper up here Ladies and gentlemen, we you're you're there's a we've broken each foley. It only took 300 episodes and this guy is

It looks like you've seen jesus. Hey, you learned something here. You know what I'm saying My whole life has been a lie. Oh, I know I've been saying that for years. You're really getting the back too Everyone dude. Everyone's got oh does your mom and dad get in the back. I'm not showering with that anymore Gang we love you. We'll see you next week. Please