Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Kippy’s in Love with Foley! w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

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Fucking Valium. Just pump up the volume just kicked out. You know, I wanted to say this. What? Now that we're kind of on the other side of it, you know, winter's kind of starting to fade away a little bit. Shout out to Winters back. You love a season.

I love a season. You love a season. Dude, we got, I mean, I don't know about everywhere else in a country, but in Northeast, we got some serious goddamn snowfall. Dumped on this year. Real, like a real winter, real snow days. Yeah. What's wrong?

Pinched a nerve. Are you kidding me? No, we're good to push through it. You pussy. It must be these cool new shirts. It's not a side effect of the new t-shirts, everybody. These are, ah, finally, comfort colors. Something I can lower my shirt.

I bought a new R-U-Garbage T-shirt and I got carpal tunnel syndrome. God-dame sciatica acting up. You got crane and crane coming after us? Is that the law firm? Morgan and Morgan. Morgan and Morgan. You don't want those guys. Listen, these shirts are so comfortable.

I relax so much and I pinched a nudge. I got too relaxed. Too cool. I'll shit my pants. I bet I mentioned this before that I don't like to shit your pants. No, I don't like the heated seats in the cars. Have I told you this? No.

It gives you swamp air. And when you get out of it, you feel like you do-dood in your movies. Yeah, it's tough, yeah. No good. There's certain nice things I'm not, I didn't know. My new car's got a heated steering wheel. That thing gets hot. Yeah.

It's crazy. I don't know what's going on. A nice stuff isn't for me. I'm not cut out for it because of safety. I like, is what you do. You get in a roll cage in it. Does it? I'm driving stock car.

You're in the bar. I'm in a dune buggy. Get the baby in the back. You got goggles on. There's no passenger seat. I bought America. Just a Naz tank. Nause tank.

Noz. You bought America. Is it made in America? We'll be right back. No, but these shirts aren't. I'm not even sure about that. They're printed in America. There you go.

What's wrong with you? What's so cool over it? You sure it's not your left arm? You're having a heart attack? No. You sure? I wish I was with this line of questioning. I just have my shit check.

I'm straight. The hell. Dead man walking over here. Woo-wee. But you'll look great in a casket and your brand new comfort colors t-shirt. I need that nanotech to start catching up. What they send a little computers in and they eat away to the cholesterol and shit? When's that coming?

I'll just got your face on them. Oh, bug man. You're straight to the source, high cholesterol. What do you got for me? I'm just saying, man, that, like, it's nice when you have the seasons like that, because you know what this has led to? And I don't mean this in like that. Seasonal depression?

No, it's not seasonal. We're talking full board. This is all my own doing. Uh-huh. And I just, you know. No, I don't know. I say this in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, in the, and the, and the, and the, and the, and, and the, and the, and, and, and the, and the, and the, and the. version of this.

A lot of sleeping. Getting my rest. I don't know. Getting my rest. Okay. All right. This is more of a hard feeling. That's all those Olympic people were talking about. Hey, yeah, when you start doing fucking triple Lindies, I'll let you. I'll let you sleep till new. You talk to Breka,

Hooberman, uh, Atatia, the other ones, all those guys. Ronald McDonald's. They all say sleep is key. Okay. My circadian rhythm. I'm on it. Like a jazz player, baby. Like Keith Moon back there.

Laying it out. Well, it's kind of funny. Before we started recording, Luke asked us, did you guys have anybody in your family? Like a whole segment of family members. You mean like your cousins? That slept in. Like, oh, we're going over to the Jenkins.

There are a bunch of, dude, a whole family of sleepy heads is a tough look. I feel like my real tough look. My one set of cousins were, except for my uncle Mike. but I feel like they could snooze a little bit more. There was no real snoozing at our house because of Patty. Dude, the blue-collaredness in my entire family, every uncle all the way down,

they're up earlier on Saturdays than they are on fucking Monday through Friday. One, they either got side work, got side work, got to go inside work. Or if they have to work Saturday, or you got to go, I'm going to go in Saturday for a couple hours. They go in early to get off early. I don't say get out of a fucking head. You got the kids and your fucking snotting-nose wife breaking your bowls. Not me personally, but a guy I know.

There wasn't really a lot of, and when I speak of this time frame in the fully legacy, it's really, well, from birth until college. That's a pretty good chunk. Then the relationship started to change a little bit. you know what I mean more friendly all that kind of stuff but when we were like just locked in under patty's Gestapo regime it was it was it was uh yeah there wasn't a lot of um you know sleeping in no uh

without paying for it you paid for it you're sleeping in there till 10 o'clock yeah you get that the pots and pans getting banged around things getting slammed man my stepdad because he could really tell me what to do. And as you know, I had a little bit of an attitude problem, especially with authority figures. Rest in peace, Buck.

We love you. But there was times when, you know what I mean? I'm a fucking jerk off 18-year-old. I'm hungover. Fat's fat. You know, Saturday morning, whatever. Shitty haircut. I used to pass him coming home, and he's going to work.

5.15 a.m. and stuff. Dude, the look I would get as we drove past each other like a cop and a criminal. Two ships in the night. Would you say what's up? Yeah, you know, with that. Probably shaking. He's got a fucking, he already had a cup of wawa and a heater going. So there was a lot of resentment there.

And I knew that, you know, then he's going to do. You know what I mean? At that point, she's a loser. Yeah, kids are deadbeat. What do you want from me, huh? I mean, what 18-year-old kid isn't doing it? that shit though I don't know about now yeah you're not you're not you're not a LinkedIn with the 18 year olds nah I think they sleep in though I remember sleeping

over my buddy your bones are growing yeah you got it I remember sleeping over my buddy Matt's house one time it's probably eight seven something like that and he's five I mean I I woke up you know seven o'clock that sucks this fucking kid might as well slept till noon I'm gonna hoop hooh um a hum I got a bowl of miniwit dude I'm fucking I got I got bacon egg and cheese I got an omelette on the brain. I'm rolling around. He's got to leave.

Yeah, it sucked. Yeah, my cousin Paul sleeps in something like that. He'd get away with it, too. He could sleep in. We weren't allowed to sleep in. It'd be hell to pay. Sure. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, we were very ungoverned. My mom would be working or whatever. We were, I mean, we were, you know, the inmates were running the asylum for a good amount of, uh... It's just nice. You feel bad about, like, wasting your life, but snoozing, man. There ain't nothing like sleeping Just lost it, another curled up

Sure I just shut the whole situation out And imagine my apartment is just floating through space Just floating over New York This episode's sponsored by Lexapro Nobody could get to me You know what I'm saying? I got you.

You know it shit You had a little bit snow or some rain And now you can You can supplement that with those rain machines What like in the movies? What do you mean? They make you get a rain in your goddamn apartment? You're going to lose the security deposit.

Sure. Love that. You're like the baby. Oh, I got a nice storm going. Nice pacifier going. You could pick the storm too. I put Katrina on. I do Hurricane Irene.

I like a deeper cut. A lot of people go Katrina. Throw on Hurricane Andrew and fucking call it a day. Sure. Yeah. Mount St. Helen exploding. People cry. That's how you sleep the natural disaster.

There's fucking twisters and shit. You got Pearl Harbor going. One thing I wanted to talk to you. Go ahead. Tell me. This is like two weeks ago maybe. It's a nice looking mug you got over there. What are you drinking out of that, by the way?

Green tea, but it ain't great. It tastes like coffee. It's a little muddy. Yeah. We still haven't upgraded our fucking shit over there. Mr. businessman. You got, I'm getting fucking plastic. in me. I'm an old man,

God damn it. You gotta start treat me that way. Hey, by the way, I put you in a home. When can I start doing like ARP and stuff like that? What's that a new drug you found? Like, all fucking hopped up on ARP. I need it. Let me get a 10 bag of ARP. A little FDIC. What do I got now that I'm 50?

You just have to be plus 50. To get what? Hey, what's fine. Fuck you. We save a nickel to moose. What the fuck? Yeah, I do. And I want a free meal at fucking TGI Fridays. It costs you $16 a year to be a member.

Of what? What is it? You ain't got it. AARP. What is that? He's the old motherfucker. You see Nile dog. Younger members gain access to most discounts, including travel hotels and entertainment.

That's sick. Go see Frankie Val. It's just an old motherfucker. See, that's what I need to do, man. Now that I need to start going up. You were just talking about how nice it is to sleep. Yeah. So you really got to shift gears.

I know. I mean, I need to start attacking the older generation. Because you're a young bull compared to them. You're an old cow to me, but you're a young bull to them. Yeah. Yeah, a little bit of fame. I get in one of those 55-noiter communities. Why don't you do that?

Didn't what Patreon we look up places for you? You'd be fucking killing it, dog. Be down there signing autographs at the clubhouse. You could do it. Good. go for it an a j-tois with like Vietnam vets and shit wait a lot of the

couples you know okay oh you're the you're the bull they're bringing in you're the stud oh man that's a jammed up couple if they're calling you to as the closer god damn

we're gonna plug in my CPAP is a cool if I sleep over I don't want to I don't want to assume is it cool if I crash year I'm a little old school I don't want to feel like a whore being in my family Philadelphia athletics are big

right go birds go fills even on a lower level we're a real big Philadelphia Catholic League family Okay and I guess it was whatever We're not you're talking about like Newman Roman Catholic

Newman Gretti Archb yeah William Maria Garene Who? Maria Goretty? Who's Garetti? Isn't it the name of the... Yeah, Newman Goretty.

Oh. Is the... Yes, Newman Goretty. I think that's... They combined the schools. It was Newman and then the girl's school was Maria Goretty. That makes sense. Maria Goretty sounds like a...

It's funny. You mentioned that she was not. She wouldn't have... They named a school after that. I'm going to name a school after all. What meds are you on? Quite the opposite. She's a saint.

Yeah. I got it's a Catholic school. And she held out. Look up with the story of Maria Goretti. One of the youngest saints to be canonized. Italian Virgin Martyr. Yes. She wouldn't give it up.

She let him kill her. Yeah, okay. I mean, you act like I was really cool. Yeah, I got you. There's a school name there. I was just telling you. Yeah. It was a fun fact.

I got to be honest. We got different definitions of fun. The Virgin martyr. Yeah, right? She died getting stabbed 14 times. Yeah. Finally. A little highlight.

She got Cantonized. Cantonized. Canonized. That's where they shoved her in a cannon. Fire. God damn NFL Hall of Fame. Can't. Oh, you like that, a dickhead?

I know what I'm doing. We weren't really in on that, but I got you. But it was recently, I have a lot of notable, notable family members in the North Catholic Hall of Fame. Tom Cassidy, graduate of Archbishop Carol. Tommy C. I was going to say so. I'm probably going to be monetized.

Biggest blank award. Or Hall of Lame. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, come on. That was okay. That was okay. Hall of Fame.

How I get it. Tell Tommy you said that. I slapped your shit at you. But it was the, I didn't put two and two together what it was. And I just, my, my Instagram. if he was filled with, so they do the, it's at the Pellestra.

Real big, the, the, where is that? It's Nova. No. Where is the Pellestra? I don't even know.

We never, no, yeah, the Pellestra's PIN. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe Penn and Drexel or just PIN? I don't know. I guess it was probably one of those real,

Philly dirt bag. And I mean, Avery to Pellestra. The walls are rocking down here at the Pellestra. What is it, the Catholic? Catholic League basketball championships. Oh, forget about it.

Oh, dude. I mean, it was, I just, it was like, it was like a hug. It was like hugging all my uncles and I'm seeing all the stories. Did you go? No. What am I scout? I got shit to do, motherfucker. What did you just see?

Yeah, it was just, it was like, I didn't know what it was. I saw my God, what is that? What is that? And then as they start seeing like all my cousin, everybody, I mean, that's like, fucking you gotta take it to that that's the gotta go to that that's the who should go to that shit next year let's go next year get in on that probably probably sign a couple of basketballs or something get don't don't get posterized i like the catholic who won this year to even to the pl the pcL champs because we were a lot of my family went to north catholic my

dad went to roman catholic uh but then i think north catholics the north north north is closed at this Father Judge repeated defeating Archbishop. Archbishop what, would? Wood. As a row of bad kids went where I was from. They get kicked out of Council of Rock. They end up there. Where'd Roan go?

Did he go somewhere down there? I feel like Roan would be like a Catholic school kid. I think Roan went to, Rhone was a Catholic school kid. Philly Catholic school. I mean, that was big. That's still like, I was a judge kid. If you, if like one of the cousins, one of the girl cousins brings a boyfriend around right away, it's where to go to house.

school, where'd your parents go to high school, and is he a good soccer player? That's like right away, what position he? I seen him, kid ain't got it. That's like a fucking scouting report. We had no connections. I was all burbs. Yeah. True burbs, baby.

There you go. I like a stock spout cake every once in a while. Go down to Philly, go to fucking Ralph's or Marys, get some pizza. Okay. You know what I mean? No one's question. No one's, you're not in jail. No one's checking your paperwork, dude.

Roan attended St. Joe's Pratt. Oh, very nice. Very nice. The prep or the, what's that called? The private school league. Interact. Is that what Interact is? I believe so.

I would be hearing that. My aunt worked at the prep for a long time as administrative to get my, to get the kids through. That's a big dirtbag private school hack. Kim, it's talking about Blue Choo. Blue Choo. Now, you know what I'm talking about. when I say blue chew, don't you? Not me personally, but a guy

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There was a lot of coin down here in Philly on the low in that private school sector. I don't get any. Chestnut. I never knew where they were. A lot of old money. I never knew nothing. I had a whole money down here. Sure.

Unisysus. United Healthcare. Unicef? Unisys. Maybe if Unisep opened a podcast. You don't know any unisuses? No. You don't know unisisis?

I don't know what you're saying. It's a computer company. Unisis. Okay. It was huge down that area. They did a big operation down there for years. Am I on the Board of Commerce? What year was this?

I can't work there. I don't know, 80s, 90s, early 2000s. Unisys. I bet there's a lot of people know. Are you getting a check this week from them? Unisys. They're going, what the fuck? He's saying it wrong.

No, I'm not. Google in the playback. I believe you. You got me Googling all. You want the interact schools? All right. We'll start there. Nah, fuck that.

Give the unisisis. I got money on the table. Fuck all it is. We got a goddamn family episode on it. I want to know unisisisisis though. How do you spell that? U-N-N-I-S-Y-S, Unis. I can't believe you don't know Unisys.

They used to be Sperry back in the day. The shoes? Sparry Booch. I remember I learned about those in college. I said, I got my sparries. I might do Docksiders this summer. Doxsiders. Is that a new cocktail or something?

I'm all fucked up on Docsiders, dog. Docsiders and shooters. Docsiders and land sharks. What do you got? I just got the global IT services. Yes, that's it. Global IT services. Okay.

And Solutions Company. What's it say? About what? Founded in 1986 based in Bluebell, PA, specializing. I know what I said to you. See what I'm saying? A lot of cash down there. Sure.

I missed that on it, but still. Remember, you took me to that label company. Yeah, a lot of money. He walked me into this company like Davey's like. You've never been around that kind of cash before. That guy was very. rich. It was a factory. Yeah, that made all the labels for

Tylenol on the East Coast and Japan. That's how funny. That's how washed you are when you start saying specific areas. Makes all the fucking... That's the biggest gig you'd ever done. Uh-huh, you stiffed me on the check. That's stiff shit. Yeah, you did.

That all worked out, didn't it? What? Look at it. You stiffed me? I had to screw you back then so we could get here. So I knew you had the mind. I was fucked up. What are you talking about? I didn't stiff you.

You got your money. I took you to fucking breakfast, too. Did I take that? Took that out of the pay. No, I'm joking. But the story behind it is Foley got a private gig. Private. Not that.

I mean, it was a Christmas part. It was a factory. The guy used to wait tables for. He liked me. I don't know. Well, he probably didn't know you that well. No. So you needed an opener, someone to go up and fall on the sword.

Yeah. And that gets... A patsy, if you were. A sucker. A dumb, dumb. A straw man. I go up. I bomb.

I'm in a bad jacket and dirty khakis, dude. Everybody was. And he bumped the pay significantly. And my pay did not get bumped proportionately to the overall pay. Which I understand. It's your collar. That was it. Dude, that was moving to New York.

Uh-huh. That was the last gig. That was the last chopper out of non for you. Ooh, man, was it ever? Shit. It gives out 400 again now, couldn't you? Be back there this Christmas. Mm-hmm.

All right, let's see. We've got a guy starting family episode on our head. You're going on your Philly talk. It's a national broadcast. You're talking about Philly. Looking up defunct fucking computer sales. They're not defunct. Can you look up Reader Rabbit?

It was a reader rabbit. That was an early computer game. My dad came home. speaking spells With a computer to be like It was a green rabbit That like jumped over letters And I went

This is fucking Stupid You were supposed to get doom Oh that scared I would pee a little bit Turning those corners That big werewolf motherfucker would get you

Yikes There was still A lack of knowledge Of the computer At that time And my age at that point Where it was like I was in college

You felt like you were going To another whirl I'm like Dude the lights are off My mom's upstairs I'm in the basement. There's creepy crawler spiders and shit. And then you're fucking done and then.

Uh-uh. Typing in like up down over. Uh-uh. Trying to be one of the cool kids. Got called Lacking. Yeah, I played. I can stains in my undies. Fucking skid marks.

All right, let's go. You shugged them show to do here. It all about moving merch. Which is available. Are you available? Garbage.com. All right, let's see here. This one's from Casey.

First time, first time, homie, big fan. Is it garbage to invite 100 people to your wedding but only ran 85 chairs? I'm jammed up here, boys. God damn. You better hope you got a good DJ. Yeah. Keeping everybody up and vibing. Now, I assume that means it's buffet style.

And is that an announcement you make? Like, hey, we got a, you know. I think you'd be all right. Nobody actually sits down at once. 15. I think you claim your seat. I would tell my boys, you ain't got a seat. Hover by the bar.

Yeah, hover by the bar. There's definitely a cocktail table or two. Yeah. You know? But when you get there, you grab your, see your girl sits down. Oh, we're over here. You throw your jacket. I mean, my jacket stays on.

I got a cover. I do. I claim my roll. What's your roll? My butter and roll on the table. That's the first thing I do is I get my jacket down. Make sure I got my fucking butter and my roll. Sure.

That's home base. That's home base. That's big. And my little shooter glass of champagne. That's what I'm saying. So when you get there, you want to be fucking, you want to at least stake your claim. Whether you sit down or not, if you're cutting up the dance floor, if you're fucking, you know, huffing balloons in the parking lot. Sure.

You at least need a fucking, you know, lighthouse to go to. Yeah. That's a tough look. But I respect it. I list. Tell your boys are the people you're closest with, yo. Just chill. Don't give me a gift.

I ain't got no fucking. You don't got a seat. Just, just fucking. just fucking hover. Get the dance floor going early. Be, you know, start working at. People are out there dancing. So everyone else is.

I always hated that. The, like, the full break on the fucking, on the wedding. What do you mean? Of like, oh, we're dancing. Then we're serving dinner. I hate weddings as well. Please tell me. Just that.

It's like, you got a, I don't know. I hate the formal sit down at a wedding. It's like sucks. I hate the speeches and everything about it. We're vibing. We're partying. And this guy wants to. start fucking giving a PowerPoint presentation.

I got shit to do. Hey, I'm with you, man. I'm trying to close some ass out here. Preaching to the choir, dog. When he's stink. Okay, all right. All right, let's see here. This one's from Anoyed the Void.

Great name. $10, homie, never had one read. Ever attend a going away party for someone, and then whatever they were going away for fell through, so they just never left. My cousin had one because he's enlisted in the Army. Long story short, he's a plumber now. Damn.

That's tough, man. Plenty of those on the comedy scene. A lot of those in our days of full Dulfia. Yeah, which we never did any of that shit. I had one. You did? No, I mean, it wasn't like a going away party. That wasn't balloons or nothing.

You were in New York already. Yeah. I was manning the ship down there. No, it was my, we ran the Raven Lounge. Right. I was running the Raven Lounge. I had been abandoned by my best friend. Well, you run the last 50 bucks and hit the bricks.

Well, you run a... Left me with an empty bank account. Were you running the Raven, like, when you left? I think up until, like, the last couple of weeks. Like... No kidding. Yeah, so that was... It was my last one, I'm making this on.

My last one was fucking... When I moved... My last one was June 1st. And I was moving, like, the next week. Wow. So, Karen, the longtime bartender there. Shout out to Karen. Shout out to Karen.

Hosted it was bartender for the, you know, the... However many years of that show was ran. She posted it's Kevin Ryan's last night, so it became, like, a little bit of a... A little bit of a... going away party. But yeah, people would go, I'm moving here, I'm moving there, big party, big party there, big party here. Oh, it's so-and-so's last thing.

And then two weeks later, they show up. Can I put my name on the list? That would not too much. Not so easy in the big city, is it? I'd have to quit. I wouldn't have. I'd move to another smaller scene. Grown men crying on the subway.

Start hitting Baltimore or something. See what the, see what the mics are like in Pittsburgh. Yeah, there at scoge. Shout out scoogies, by the way. Which someone said we did a, we have a big custom monopoly bar. Someone said it's a shame scoogis. Oh, we have scoogis on there. Scujis didn't make the monopoly bar.

We had the Raven. We had this, we had that. We had that, all these things that are parts of our lives. Yeah. Scuji's too classy of an operation. My family goes there all the time now. All the time. Get the Tor Italy out there is what you do.

Uh-huh. And the peanut butter pie, which is delicious. Sure. Shout out to scooge. Shoot it. All right, let's see here. This one's from All the Toast. Ever Google a word spelling because you were so off-based auto-correct couldn't figure it out all the time.

I was trying to spell connoisseur. Tough one. Brutal. Different language, though, I'll give you that. That's a French fucking word. You should have known that. Then I'm a connoisseur about which companies have the best tortilla chip salt distribution, which dirtbag use, dirtbag expert area of excellence.

expertise. Decision gets me all the time. Restaurant. I mean, it's the old Patrice bit. I'll never get restaurant. I will never get it. Business, too. Business is mine. That's crazy. The three of us are business partners. The S-N-E-I get me. Oh, my God. B-U-I-S, right?

I don't ask me, man. But an auto-cross. And you wonder why we can't get to the next level. I've been using the computer a lot more. I've been using the computer more than I've ever have lately. Let's say that. Did you get a porn hub password or something? And the...

Which, that was a real dirtbag thing back in the day. I don't know if you would do that. What? Are your boys when, uh, what was it, bang bros? Brasers. Brasers. We had a kid who was in like... Brazzers is free.

It was in like internet marketing. And he would lace us, he would post on our wall real shady on your birthday. A new password, a new username and password. Huh. That thing made it's a rounds. That was like an early Netflix login, dude. That was on every device. No, I never did that.

Okay. More at seven. I can't get a read on you today. No, I did not do that. Nah, I stick with the free stuff. Okay. You know? I got you.

Unless you heard differently. Unless you have my credit card transactions. Wednesday, too. I can't spell that. Get to be jammed up. You can spell anal though. You got damn. Yeah, to live in his connoisseur world for a minute, I would, my favorite, I'm the old, I'm a Scoops guy.

You're talking about tortilla chips? Yeah, I don't think there's anything better than Scoops. I love an old G big triangle, but you don't get the distribution. Triangle? Like the big fucking triangles on. Oh, yeah. You know, this most standard cartoon tortilla chip? I don't know where I lost you on it.

You mean the real big ones. Yeah, the big triangle. Yeah, they're too flimsy. I just said that. Yeah, they're too flimsy. Are you on a podcast? And they break apart. Yeah.

What works the best is the round one, little round bangers. That's like a, that's a flat scoop, which I get. I like those too. I like those. You know, sorry. I was going to say, you know who fucks their chips up is fucking Chipotle. They're a little thin little bitch. No, there's too much fucking salt on them.

What are doing? That's not a problem to me. You know what ones are good, which I assume it's just real trashy, like Aramark food, whatever? The fucking yellow circles. Yeah. Those things, man. You can stand on them. You can put chili on them.

You can put cheese on them. A heavy bite. Man, those, and they're all, they all look the same. Yeah. They don't come out. Like, there's a machine just pressing them things. They're the ones I think you get at seven. They're the 7-11 chips.

Yeah. They're the movie chips. If you get nachos in a movie or a ball game. Tostitos makes them. Really? Yeah. Oh, they do. Yeah.

No shit. They were the original tortilla because Gene Shalot used to do the commercials for them. You know what Gene Shalett is? No, I'm sure if I did. He was an old movie reviewer. He had a handlebar, black handlebar mustache. He was real crazy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I never knew what he did. Yeah. Fucking whack it off my screen there, guy. Um. Oh. thick and hardy. Now that can't be that. I don't know.

They were the originals. The ones that suck. I might get pushed back. The exo chit-thal or something? The fancy bag. The fancy bag. The fancy ones. Is that a cheese or a town?

It's not per cent. It's ex-o-chiddle. That's how the dirt bag would say it. Are they in a brown paper bag? Yes. Yeah, fuck that. And like, do remember you'd go over? I think it was Flips.

Like I'd go to like Flips house when I'd be in Philly. And that would be on top of the fridge. And I'm like, you're just trying to show off with your fucking chips, you're not better than me, okay? First of all, you're not better than me. Yeah. Second of all, shout at the Newman Grosite for coming in seconds this year. No, yeah, you're just like that.

I don't have the confidence to buy those. I don't know who thinks that's okay to buy. You get the Tostitas. There's a reason we don't know how to pronounce that name. Little hint of lime ain't too bad. That's another, yeah, yeah, it is. Man, I got to be honest with you, they're really honing in on the Hint of Lime. Sure.

And I'm not saying it because they're a sponsor. That garage beer is perfectly, perfectly, perfectly dabbed with a lime. Perfectly. I like a little hint of lime. You don't hit the lime ain't bad in? Coca-Cola. Sure. Not bad.

They got in. I'm with it. There's a cheese like that, too, that's that same name. Owaka or something. Yeah. I just had to buy some. That's why. A waka cheese?

Yeah. See if you can get the name, the pronunciation of that, of those chips, that X Chottles, X Machinos, as I call them. Which, I don't know if you've seen that flick. I've seen that flick with Oscar Isaac and the chick. Uh-huh. She's a robot. He just ruined the movie.

Spoiler alert. Wasn't a sex robot. Hey, Gene Shally. You just ruined the fucking movie. Okay. Let's see here. Oh, my God. What?

Sauchel? Yeah, I mean, it's definitely not X. Let me see it. S-O-W-C-H-E-E-L is the phonetic. Let me see it. I'll show you how to spell it. We know how to spell it. Or I'll know how to tell you how to pronounce it.

Let me see it. Show me. Show you idiots. What do we got squirrels out there? What the hell's going on? Here. I don't know that. Yeah, no shit, bozo.

So chill. So chill. So chill. It's kind of so chill, yeah. Man, these chips are so chill. Sounds Japanese. That's why flip at them. So chill.

I don't remember those. What? You've never seen them? No. That bag? No. Really? No.

Okay. Not my style. You ever see, I don't know if it's 21 or, do you ever see 21 Jump Street the movie? No. Okay. Well, he takes a drug and there's like seven phases. It makes you like really silly, really happy, angry, irate. I feel like that's this episode.

I don't care for that Channing Tatum. Really? Yeah, that's right. Why so? I don't know. Just don't like him. Huh. That's an odd take for you.

Good looking guy, bounce a quarter off that thing? Nah. I like Seth or Jonah Hill. Talented actor. Okay. You don't like him as a personality? You don't like his acting. I don't know.

Not big on Channing Tatum or the guy that plays peacemaker. How about that? Oh. John Cena? Yeah, that's right. Really? They're very similar to me. Who likes John Cena?

That's crazy. That's crazy to me. Okay. That I don't like John Cena? No, that you think they're like each other. They are laid. Look exactly. They can play brothers in a movie, which I have an idea for them if they give me a call back.

That's why you don't like them. Of course I like Channing Tatum. I heard that movie's really good with him and the stuck upstairs in the roof. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I heard it's very different from what the marketing is. Roof man. Roof man.

Yeah. That seems pretty straightforward marketing. You're not a market. I'm leaving. Man, a bug man is squirrel man today. You're talking about. He's squirrely and I, hey, buddy, I'm here for it. I am here for it, okay?

I'm here for it. What? What? Let's get some of them chips. Fucking relax. Let's fucking, everybody just take a minute and relax in our comfort color t-shirt. Comfort color T-shirts. Uh-huh.

I think some of this dyes go into my brain. Also, it's final. Stets running out my eyes. You're crying blood. Crying blue. That happened. Is this blue or black, mine? Mine's blue.

It's black, man. Is it? Oh, my God. We got no fight about this shirt. We did? Oh, my God. Who won? Yeah, because you don't know what the hell you're doing.

You don't know a step in here. You don't know what color it is. You don't know how to move merch. I do. Uh-huh. Scandal. Scandles. animals.

All right. Next question. What's your favorite type of tortilla chip? No. All right. This one's from Corporal Garbage. Just sworn in to the Army officially. My man.

Thank you, buddy. Thank you for your service. Welcome to the squad. Ready to earn. Is it garbage if the Circle K puts out sampler Nuggies at 6 a. They put them out at 6 a.m. He has them. What?

Huh. I don't even know what the Circle K Nuggies are looking. We don't have Circle K Nuggies. K's by us. Circle K's like a 7-Eleven. I know what they are. I'm just saying, they're putting out samples? Why isn't everybody doing that? I feel like. Wawa should be doing that. No, that's a mistake.

That's how you get rats. What are you talking about? That's like, no, that's like putting old bread outside. They look like these, dude, it looks like popcorn chicken. You don't need a sample of Circle K Nuggets. Yes, I do. To move merchandise. You don't want to know what's real trashy?

Probably all homeless people. They call them nuggies. Really? Circle K offers a variety of hot, grab-and-go food items that often include chicken bites or chicken nuggies as their part in some locations, crispy, crunchy chicken. Huh. I don't know. The idea of convenience stores doing free samples seems dangerous.

Let's elevate. What do you mean? That's the world we want to be living in. We're on the road. Dude, how much are we on the road? We walk in. Everybody could use a little bite or maybe you're off schedule of lunch and dinner and you go, I could use a little, just something.

Yeah, but we're high-end clientele in those joints. That's not where you're going to be attracted. You're going to get homeless people, the crazy is all coming in there? Yeah, but they don't walk on a lot they're going to buy. You hit them with a couple of nuggies? Also, when a crazy. You think they're just going to leave? When the crazy guy comes in, you go, oh, my God, we're out of the table.

And do you want to be sharing a communal plate with what, with, huh? I mean, we're not like, I'm not with the booger man. We're not, they got fucking Jones in them. Okay, Kevin. Let's play it your way. We'll do it. We'll go. Circle K, we'll stop.

The last Circle K I was in. Yeah, I don't remember I'm having a good experience there. I forget where I was. I went to get heaters, so it was probably like, you know, I went to get us heaters. Because that's if you're not the guy who goes on the mission when we're both out of heaters. Me? That's in anybody but you job.

And you know it. I don't know. I'm running. Hey, you start throwing groups out, excuses out in a group text. Not my ankle or I got the money. Well, if it's the wee hours of the evening, you're running the risk of me just disappearing. Very true. Catch a flight back home.

End up in Reno. All right. You want to send me? Okay. On a night mission in a strange city. With the who's who hanging out in front of the Circle K with free Nuggy Bites. I remember what, dude, this Circle K, there was like multiple active altercations walking. And I walk and they're like holding the door shut.

Or the guy, there's a crazy guy barricading the door from the outside. This is how you know you got a heater problem. I'm like, what's going on here? Shoot, I'm just getting smokes. Right this way. He let me in. And I walk in and the people outside were like, ah, that's just Gary, you know, like not even phased. I'm like, there's a crazy guy barricading the door.

And then like, like, he comes in and he spit, it was just like a melee where I'm like, dude, these circle caves. She was spitting? Dude, it was just like, it was literal chaos. It was chaotic. And I'm just like, man, and they were so unfazed. I'm like, these Circle K's played by a different fucking rule. Yeah, you used to. Different rule.

Remember we stopped that? We stopped at one in the blizzard on the way home from somewhere. Remember that? We all had, like, breakfast there. And we had, like, wings and shit. We got from Breck. It was bad. Man, what blizzard?

Remember we drove home from, I believe it was a Circle K from, like, Syracuse to Albany or something like that? Oh, not that long ago. Syracuse to Pittsburgh. I think we were driving. We were driving home. from somewhere up that way. We got stuck in a

I drove it during the snow and I kept saying I got seven souls on board and you didn't like it. Yeah, I remember now. You were driving? Yeah. Diesel was driving.

I was driving. I was driving. I remember diesel driving recently in the snow. Got us home. Sure, I don't remember that. Maybe you guys were doing a solo mission. It was one of those dreams where you're flying over New York City.

Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but Kippy wasn't with us. Where the hell was I? It was like after the Mets show or something, I think That makes sense Oh yeah, it was the next day after the Mets show I stayed in Philadelphia You turned tail and rain

I had to see my family Get your Christmas presents Whatever you're doing We did Christmas presents this year We don't do them I don't do well with them But I'm all bored with that Why they do it at the mall

Right I mean there's a little fucking dab I mean dude We're weary travelers coming in. I don't know your foreign, I don't know how your system works. I don't know what your nuggies are.

I don't know what fresh hot bites you offer and how good they are. If I could dabble, I'm okay with that. Okay. I'm not saying keep them out front by the ashtray. You know what I mean? But like, if I,

like if you're getting a slice of cheese at a deli, have them, here you go, toss me a nug. Try it out. Let me try it out. That's all I'm saying. I can't believe I never,

I can't believe we found a situation where you would be against free Sanpies. I mean, I think I made my point. You're not wrong. You know, you're not wrong. I think it would be a little chaotic. At first, I'll everybody learn the system.

Because I'm usually on edge when I go into a convenience store, especially at night. You know what I mean? Waiting for some action to pop off. I feel like that's just, you know, that's putting out bait. You're not wrong. I mean, I don't. You're not doing it at 2 a.m. Maybe you are.

This is early morning. Okay. This is for lunch, You're trying to attract the reputable custom. You're not doing it at 2 a.m. Where you got to order through the little fucking smashing them, smashing nuggies through the window. You dipped that in a little honey mustard, please.

Hand up through the bank teller machine. What do I do at the toothpick? That's the thing that I feel like a lot of Odegas got rid of. What? The glass anymore. Back when we were, you know, in my neighbor, you know, Philly, Philly, for sure. Sure.

You had the in, the right, then the left. You know, it was the Tetris piece. So you couldn't fucking, you couldn't get them. Oh, yeah. Now I feel like they're open season. Some of the vape shops where I think are selling weed, they got the thing up. But that's probably to buy them a couple of minutes

when the fucking alphabet boys come in. Yeah. They're always real, they're always real fucking, they eye you up when you ask for heaters. Oh, I don't know. And then they press a button the fucking the flap open. I've had that a couple of times So they thought I was like copping now.

I don't know. Cigarettes, never heard of them. You know you're selling heaters. You got fucking zins and fucking vase and shit like that. Yeah. You got whatchamacal bars. You tell me you don't got fucking heaters back there. No, hey, I concur.

All right, let's see here. This one's from Jacob R. Hey, new Patreon member, first question. A little risque. Little risque. All right. Are you garbage if you J-O to pornography on a major holiday?

I'm talking Christmas, Thanksgiving, Easter, etc. Now, take care of your business. I guess my question is, where do you find the time? In my experience, it's like a Christmas... A busy holiday season? Jammed up. Multiple family parties, I get it. That's all I'm saying.

I can see that. You go to bed Christmas Eve? Slap it? That's why. You wake up Christmas. The porn, though? That's got to be a silent night if you catch my dream. Of course.

Well, this one says the porn. It's always a silent night. Well, he's asking the porn. It's always a silent night with the porn. I was, I get your saying no noise. No volume. Yeah, I was saying more no. Oh.

No. You don't do any volume? Not if I have to. Not if I can't. Hey, you seal team six? This guy's, this guy's, this guy's jerking all he's about to fucking. Take Bin Laden's palace. If I don't have any headphones, yeah.

How nervous are you? I will never connect to a Bluetooth speaker ever in my life. Ever in my life. My wife's like, connect to the Bluetooth. Yeah, you shit. Catch me in 24 hours. Don't fucking connected. I got my in-laws down at the table making schnitzel.

No, thank you. Dirty little boy, ain't you? Sure. Yeah, I'm usually no volume. Mm-hmm. Because for some reason, in my brain, I feel like that volume travels further. It's different noise. Yes.

For sure. But you can hear it down the hallway. Because sometimes I'm walking down my hallway or I can hear people watching porn or having sex. I don't know which one. God damn door's too thick if you catch my droop. Help a brother out. I'm just knocking on the door looking for a little sugar. Who's out here fucking?

fucking no you could tell you could tell it's porno that's a bad look kid next door to me man he's in there wailing on himself all the time he's saying the same thing it's like he's got no he can't hear shit on my end it's quiet as a mouse pissing on cotton you never heard that i did it's weird to fucking yeah i always keep the i keep the volume off uh-huh i'll get text from people and i think they're texting me telling me like I went live on Instagram or something and I get so scared. Like the group chats pop it off and I'm like, oh, you're on AYG live broadcast and it's just p you fucking whaling on yourself. Just your face?

Yeah, whatever it is. Or like I tweeted a link or something. I always forget that there's a camera point. You got to go right now. I always forget that there's a camera point. pointing in your face when you're doing it. Yeah. But they don't know what you're looking at.

I mean, I think if they can hack the camera, they can get your browser history. No, but I'm just saying in that moment, they don't know what you're looking at. You're making this face. Watching a tennis match. It's a nail butter. But I do. I mean, there is something weird to speaking personally. There's something weird to taking care of business on a big holiday like that.

You enjoy yourself on a holiday. You want to go in fresh, too. I like to go in fact You don't want to be all You don't have your thoughts in dirty places When you're out of family I would argue that like you're You shouldn't be all fucking charged up

But some people are You got to get rid of that stuff Get the demons out Okay You know what I'm saying So you can think clearly I think Okay

I would say your environment Should check you to think At least in my experience If I'm sitting there carving a turkey I'm not fucking you know I'm not rock hard Of course you jerked off before.

Okay. I get what he's saying. Well, he's asking, is it garbage? So I'm saying, yeah. Like, I think he even knows, listen, it's impure. It does. There's something. I'm not saying, don't do it or whatever.

I'm just saying there is something a little naughty. Yeah, extra naughty. To me, it's also like, I guess there's, like, a time period of when I'm seeing people to when I saw people. Like, I don't want to. fucking be whaling on myself to go like slapping a high five with like no kidding i like i mean oh wow yeah i like a little bit i think that's we've all been in close contact immediately after yeah we can hear in the hallway performance sure we're traveling together on the road and we're bidsiness associates yeah it's different if i'm like you know around family members i can

wait 24 hours. That's what I'm saying. Until when it's not Christmas Day. Until when it, yeah. Save it up. Boxing Day. Big boxing day guy. But yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Save it up. I'm a Black Friday kind of guy. This one's just funny, Pinto. Are you garbage if your mom comes to visit you for a week and ask why you constantly have two fat guys talking shit on the television? I assume that's about us. He says, I turn on the Rob Lowe episode and change their attitude. How you done?

There you go. And then Roblo, they're still putting up numbers for the little. Shout out to him. For the fat idiots. Yeah. The Roblo one is the, that's the one that non-podcast people understand the most. Kids a looker. Mm-hmm.

Worker, too. Sure. Does well. Bair than you. He ain't jerking off on Easter. I know that much. You don't need to. You don't know what he needs.

Drew? You don't know what I need. Yeah, I do. No, you know. Pretty vocal about it. in the group chat Loving family Sending your links by accident

Now what would Patty say She knew you were wailing on yourself Before you're over there eating her cutlets Or maybe that's what gets you on No I don't do it at her house Are you crazy? No it's that's all shut down down there No way

Too weird, yeah way Too weird No Two Catholic repressed Yeah too weird Who That I can't do it in that environment Are you doing on Christmas Day?

In my house. My place. It's a little Christmas. Thought there'd be more foot traffic. Yeah, I was not in the literal sense. You know, in a vacuum. Yes, I get it. I get jerking off.

Put it in a vacuum? Officer Duffy. Shout up to Electrolux. Uh-huh. He got the Rumba on you? I knew what he was. Chasing it around. Okay.

Now, nowhere near. down there. Okay, fair enough. My mother listens to a program too. Family episodes, too? Yes. She only does big guess. What's up, Patty? Shut up. What? You're telling her I'm whacking off.

You did. I'll get in trouble. I'll get grounded. Show me over at confession. You are a cho-wisted. Kind of guy. Yeah. Uh-huh. Mm-hmm. Yeah, that's right. Your little altar boy uniform.

Shut up. You get so weird. Freak. Saying that weird shit to me? I'll tell my mom on you. She spank me, too? Yeah. God, you make me sick.

Creep. I'll turn you in. Turn you out. Turn you in. To who? I don't know. You're hitting on me. Freak.

That should be illegal. Making me uncomfortable in my workplace. I go to HR about you. Take this. This whole company. Company. It's your company. Well, there you go.

And you dank it. Put me behind bars. How are you doing? A couple sexual passes at you? Yeah, that's right. I thought we were, I was, I was just, I was just offer and I wasn't, I didn't do any, there was no weird position of power. I was just saying, do you like this.

You can't do that. What? Can't say that shit. To who? To me. You're not an employee? Right. I'm a man.

There's two fat guys looking for love in all the wrong places. the bottom of a bottle. I've been down. All right, let's see me here. My tooth feels funny. Uh-huh. I think I'll look at it. Ew.

Stop it. You're grossing me out, man. You're fucking asking for it. This fucking creep out of here. Let's get some chicks in here, too. Loosen this up a little bit. Fucking sausage fest in here. Fucking creep.

Get out of here, man. Stop hitting on me, dude. Jesus Right I can't even look at him You're making me sick It makes you hard Gross

Ew no He's not attracted Okay Yeah It's slipping out of your seat Yeah right You wish Uh huh

Never Look at me No I'm not looking at you Man You're fucking freak Talking about my mom And altar boys Weird shit

Fucking gross I don't do that shit No more. Freak. I ain't gay no more. That's going to be the viral clip of you. I ain't getting no more. Fuck out of here.

Not my type, okay? Just friends. Get it through your bald head. Okay? You don't do it for me. Beat it. Stop saying weird shit to me at work. All right.

Next question. This is a son, Gary. Do you find your co-host? attractive. Did it move at all? What's up with this dude? This guy's thirsty. You need to get some.

My mom said I can't hang out with you guys anymore. I mean, what are you talking? I want to go with you. I bet you do. Don't leave me here. You want to go all the way with him, don't you? Don't leave me here. Take him out the make-out point or something.

Fucking Kippy Dahmer over here. This guy wants to put me in his soup. Look over. You're making out with the night. Come on, grandma. Don't look at my room. Well, gang, I think me and you have to have some conversations off air. About what?

You know about what. Shut up. Serious. What are you talking about? It's freaking out. About your fucking weird. What's it called? What?

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