Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Leanne Morgan!

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Leanne Morgan! You know Leanne Morgan from Stand Up Comedy, Good Hang with Amy Poehler, The Nateland Podcast w/ Nate Bargatze, The Oprah Podcast, The Late Shows, The TODAY Show, Celebrity Family Feud, The Kelly Clarkson Show and much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Quo (Formerly OpenPhone): Quo is offering our listeners 20% off your first 6 months at https://Quo.com/GARBAGE. Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to https://RocketMoney.com/GARBAGE today. Raycon: Go to https://buyraycon.com/GARBAGEOPEN to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. HexClad: Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 10% off at https://hexclad.com/GARBAGE Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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com slash RU.Garbage. You go over to get all that bonus content, gang. Love that money. Uh-huh. And, gang, we could be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guests here with us today. for the first time. She is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian and actor.

And you might have seen her in, but not limited to. You got late night with Seth Myers. You got Kelly Clarkson, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kelly and Mark, the late show with Stephen Colbert, good hang with Amy Poehler, entertainment tonight, today. You're cordially invited. She has multiple stand-up specials out, including So Yummy. All Daughters are mean. I'm every woman.

And she has a juggernaut smash hit TV series over there on Netflix. Lee Ann, which you got to check out. And she has a brand new special, unspeakable things that is in Netflix right now. Do yourself if you ever get up for Leah Ann Morgan, everybody. Oh, my God. I was just close. I almost botched it. That was beautiful.

That's how we intro, baby. Oh, my gosh. Congratulations. Yeah, and thank you for coming. Can we just say, when you got into, you're very humble, all that kind of stuff. You are the brightest burning star in the universe right now. You're aware of that, right? I don't know anybody.

that doesn't know you. Really? Are you kidding me? Knock this off. I don't, I really, I mean, don't I say. And lose the accent. We know you're British. Hello.

I really don't feel that. I really don't. And I think it, I think because I didn't come up in L.A. or New York in the comedy scene, and I always think I'm like one of the little odd men out. And I think nobody knows who I am. The series, I led the numbers on Netflix,

got to be nuts. I mean, everybody, everybody's talking about that show. I'd be it that serious. And I had to, it came out the same time as the hunting wives. So I was up against those girls that were killing boars in their panties and stuff. That's hard to beat. That is hard to beat. That is hard to bet.

That's tough competition. That's sweep sweep TV right there. That's old school stuff. I know. But thank you. I'm so glad it did well. I'm so glad I think it would have devastated me if it did. Because I want things to do well.

And I felt very vulnerable. coming out sure so just like this new special coming out i'm scared to dance i know what you share which i mean listen you're a one of the best you're one of the best working right now everything you know everybody loves you're killing it i'm smitten as a kitten over here thank y'all thank y'all she's got that southern charm thank you boys she came in with her coat on too i love that well it's freezing in here it's cold winter has come sure so you're very or you have a little bit of you know You're very well put together, very classy, very prim and proper. Yes, Devonair.

Maybe that's just for guys, I don't know. What is the, what is the backstory? Give us the origin story. How you grew up. Okay. Tennessee gal. Tennessee farming. Farming.

What kind of farm? Dark fire tobacco that makes Copenhagen and Scholl. No. That's not right. Well, thanks for coming in. It's all the time we have today. Get out of here. Yeah, my people were, um, tobacco farmers, both.

sides generations back. No kidding. In Middle Tennessee, on the Kentucky, Tennessee border, I was raised in a town of 500. I was always told 500. Now I think it's 625. Things are going well. Baby boom. Yeah, but I was born in Bowling Green.

My dad was cutting meat at Kroger and was a meat cutter. And like at 22, 23 years old, then we moved back to our home place where all of our people were. and ran a grocery store and had a meat processing plant. He ended up doing that in a farm. And had a-and-the-tobacco farm. About a hundred-acre tobacco farm. And had a man that share-cropped. And he did alfalfa, corn, soybeans, but mostly dark-fired tobacco.

Man, that's a diverse combo right there. Alfalfa long cut. I know. And it was in this little bitty country town. But it's outside of Nashville, like 35 miles northwest. of Nashville, Tennessee. So there was, you know, we did right into town. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we'd go the doctor in the mall. The doctor in the mall. The doctor and the mall. The doctor and the mall. I wasn't sure how. The doctor wasn't in the mall, was he? No. I think they've shut that mall down that I grew up going to

because they said people were shooting people. And medical medical practice. She says that like she doesn't believe it too. She said people were shooting people. I didn't see, I didn't hear nothing. But that was over where all the country music stars lived. So country music, all those, Porter Wagner, Johnny Cash, all those kind of people lived over in the area close to where I was raised. Wow.

The Opry and all that. Pretty sweet. Yeah. I would see people, you know, out and about. Really? Yeah. Johnny Cash, you'd see him at the mall? Porter Wagner.

Forty Wagner at the mall that closed down, but he's no longer with us. Uh-huh. And then Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash were at. Sherwin Williams buying paint. Get out of here. That's got to be made up. Because cut, no, it's not. But they weren't buying their own paint.

They didn't have a pink guy. That's how country music people are. I need an eggshell white. Wow. I mean, what a good. One of the questions that we ask is who's the most famous person you ever met or saw? Early on as a kid.

It would be like a local newscaster usually. Yeah. And I did. And the Mandrill sisters. don't know y'all may be too young the mandrill sisters i saw them buying panties and bronze at dillards at dillard at dillard at dillards and rivergate mall that's a great mall name too the rivergate is that the one that's closed the river gate because the shootings those the shoot a legend a legend all right let's go back so you've all your your family has always had this farm

right yeah okay but somebody else worked somebody else took care of it. Yes. So it was just kind of in the family. Yeah, but we got out there and worked in it some. I mean, I've picked tobacco plants. I've dropped sticks, they call it. I've worked in tobacco fields.

What's dropping sticks? In the rows where they chop the tobacco, lay it down. You lay down sticks. So then they pick a stick up, put the tobacco plant on it. Then that's hung on a scaffolding. And then that's taken to a barn and smoked, like a low fire. beneath and cured. That's how they cure it.

I don't know it was smoked. I didn't know that at all. As much tobacco as I consumed, I never knew, I never knew the process. Did you smoke cigarettes? Yeah. I did too. Big heaters. I did too.

What age did you start? I didn't start until I was like 19. Really? What's the brand? What were you smoking? Marlboro light. Okay. How good is I mean?

Oh, I loved them. They were, they were good when they were good. They were good when they were good, but it was a monkey. That was a monkey on my back. Amen, sister. And I'm thankful to get off of that. Me too. And not be hooked on that.

I got six of them on me. All right, let's go back. So do you have the farm? But your dad was working at a Kroger. It was. And then my grandparents had a grocery store in that little town. Okay. And farms on both sides.

My mom's parents. And they said, would you come back and run this store? So my dad went back and ran the grocery store. And it's, and this is how old time, this is going to sound like gun smoke. Okay. He was also a bounty hunter. You could, that back then, farmers, you had a credit,

and you could just charge stuff, and then you didn't have paid for it until your crop came in. Wow. That's pretty sweet. So it wasn't, you didn't make a lot of money. And so, but he, all these people started asking him to cut up their sides of beef, their cows and their hogs and all, and deer, the hunter. and all that.

So he opened up a meat processing plant when I was in sixth grade that was very successful. Really? Well, it worked them like meals. I mean, it was hard labor. Like how big of an operation are we talking? Well, I mean, my family worked in it. My grandparents, both grandfathers worked in it, two aunts, high school kids. They'd hire them.

Like, would it be considered commercial? No, it was for, it was like one of these. I mean, it's grandparents in there. Okay. But it was everything was, you know, FD. What is it when the government comes? FDA approved. Yeah, they come in and... I just assumed we didn't have to clarify that.

Inspect it. It was very clean. It was very clean and up the standards. You got a thing with the law. You know, I didn't believe there was shooting. It was all FDIC. All approved. But we cut up farmers, their cows, all that.

But people came from all over Kentucky and Tennessee, and they stayed busy for a 20-something years. That's great. And worked. I'm sorry. That's okay, my angel. I just cut off a Southern woman. I'm dead meat.

It's finally caught up to me. Where did you guys live? Where were you guys actually living? Where was the house? The house was on, you know, it's two or three acres, and that meat processing plant was up in the back of that. So we shared a driveway with that. Okay.

So I grew up. I'm going to. So deer season, all these people kill deer. We didn't have enough space in those freezers because they had cows and so many deer in them or hogs or whatever. So if it was cold enough, they hung those deer in the trees until they could get to them. In your yard, essentially, yeah. Yes.

And my sister was in college trying to date, you know, cute football players. City boys. The United States. Yes. And she would be so embarrassed because there would be all these carcasses and stuff. But I was proud of it. But I dated little farming boys. Country boys.

Yeah, and they were, and they we cut up their people's meat. Yeah, it was normal. So I was, I thought it was normal. It did not. And then we had all these dongs, stray dongs. All the, all the meat. So there would be, you know, a fat beagle with a deer leg in his. And I had a beagle that I ran over several times, but he was so bad.

Ran him over? He said, I didn't mean to. In the car? I didn't, yeah. I backed on him. I didn't mean to. Several. I mean, he was so heavy that it would just go boom, and then he would get up.

I got one of them, too. Huh. What? Country. I'm talking country. Okay. There's something about a fat beagle that just, I mean, any time you see one, it's a good time. He looked like a stump.

Comedy gold right there. Hey, he was co-starred in the TV shows back in the day, a fat beagle. You always had a fat beagle in the show. Huh. Okay. Man. How many brothers and sisters? one sister.

Just you and your sister. Uh-huh. And your mom. And she's three and a half years older than me. Okay. So it's you guys, it's you and your mom and your dad in the house. And my mom and daddy. And how were you in school?

It was okay. I mean, I didn't care, y'all. I was going to go to Hollywood. And I knew that from the time I was little. Really? Yeah. What did you wanted? Was it acting or was it singing?

I wanted to be a comedic actor. Really? Yeah. Look at that. I didn't. And so I remember. just thinking, this is just a stop off. You know, I mean, I'm going to have a good time, and then I'm out of here.

And I, I mean, I could learn, but I just didn't care. Sure. But I did okay, but, but I went to a little bitty country high school that was, I graduated 42 people. And a lot of people came out and were in future farmers of America, a lot of boys farm. And then, but a lot of people went. I went to college out of that little school, and there were some smart little children in there. But, um. Did you attempt to go to college at all?

I went to college and graduated. Where'd you go? I mean, the University of Tennessee. Really? Yeah. But it was a Rocky Roe. It was a really Rocky Roe, you know. I was wrong.

And having a big, I mean, I was. There's Marble lights get to you. This is a Knoxville. I started waiting tables and there are all those girls that had Louis Vuitton. purses from waiting tables they really didn't need to but they were in college and they wanted to live a time purse and they would and everybody would sneak and smoke you get a break yeah uh-huh and so i got on that what was uh where were you where were you wait waiting tables at because we were we were down there they were in knoxville with bert remember that was tennessee burke rick yeah

at the knoxville civic yeah colisean this was like uh i don't know like a year and a half ago We went to a fraternity party. That was University of Tennessee. Oh, that's right. It was. You're right. Yeah, we were the, yeah, you're right. I remember when, oh, yeah, I remember.

Shout out of the volunteers. Yeah. We went for a night. Yeah, it's a big, as he says, school. Yeah. Football. Peyton Manning. Yes, I remember now.

Oh, bad. But yeah, I went and I dropped out for a little while work, and they went back, and then I finished. Okay. And they, and I will never tell anybody what my GPA was. I'll tell you what mine was. What was it? 0.2. I swear to God.

Do you have one, and you don't have to tell us, do you have one that you say it while? Do you go, oh, it was a 3.1? Do you have a fake one? Or you just go, I'm not telling you. I'm not telling it. I'll go to my grave. I'll go to my grave with my ACT score, my children try to get it out of me, and when I've got the flu and stuff, and I'm hallucinating. And I go, you'll never know.

And then, because I had a high school teacher that said, me when he found out what my score was he said you cannot get into the indiana school of a blind he was very funny and then but anyway i got to uti i graduated and then u t honors me all the time because i'm the only comedian that came out of there really except paula b paula poundstone no um the woman that is written on serenut live and writes all those movies and stuff with tina fay and amy polar paula see if you can get that just do movie writer paula i'm telling you out of google um I can't think of it. Paula who?

Yeah, Paula Pell. Well, you got her beat. Yeah, what are you talking about? I got the real queen over here. When you say honor, do you get to go back and do like the commencement and all that kind of stuff? Oh, they're giving me alumni of the year. I'm going to the ball game on Saturday and they're taking me down to the field. No way.

Does that cost you a check? You got to write a check to be the alumni of the year, right? I didn't. You didn't? Should I have? I didn't. But I met my husband. husband Chuck Morgan there and um he made straight A's and you met your husband in college uh-huh

he was coming back to get an MBA and I was I was dry a bit of cash I had made some horrible mistakes had come back to school you know when men are attracted to women that have made horrible mistakes yeah and he was fell deeply in love with me we were waiting tables together back then he bought my cigarettes trying to woo me what he later said that that I smelled bad and broke up with me. He did? He did. And you got back with him?

He said you smelled bad? He said all this cigarette, I can't take it. And he broke up with me. I think it was something going on with him. Uh-huh. And then... Had to be. Came back after me because he saw me working behind the Lankome counter at the mall,

cosmetics. That's a good gig. It was a good gig, except I had to try to learn that branch. And I didn't know what those names were. were sure but and I don't like to learn okay and then um I had been to Fort Lauderdale had gotten a tan on spring break and he saw me with a tan and then never let me alone again when I was finishing up the the undergraduate that took me you know over time like eight years really well in and out you know all that all that Fort Lauderdale time you know all that Fort Lauderdale time

uh huh wow geez yeah and then We married, and then he, yeah, so I'm married to Chuck Morgan, and I've got three children, two grandbabies. Chuck Morgan, that's your husband's name? Yeah, Chuck Morgan. That's an alpha name. Everybody's getting really attached about Chuck Morgan and everybody wants to meet him. Yeah. I'm making him a star.

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I'd hate to get called into his office. Getting yelled that by Chuck. Probably lay into it. He's really good employees and everybody cries over him loves him but he can be a butthole at home you know a dad sure yelling about who who has to take of the garbage out kind of dad sure well i mean you know i respected he's earned that i feel you know what i respected one of those kids should be doing that huh okay so yes adams tennessee in little bitty high school what was the first concert you went to okay y'all oh i went to so many um

But as a baby, my sister was in love with Donnie Osmond. So my parents took us to see the Osmond brothers. Really? And I could have cared less. I tried to dig them. That's big, though. I was more of a, then I went later to see the Jack. I saw the Jackson 5.

Really? Michael Jackson and the Jack. That whole album when they're doing that. Remember that? Yeah. I went to that. Whoa. That was my jam.

That's great. Not that I don't love Donnie, Osmond. God love him. I don't think Donnie's going to hear this. Yeah, you're okay. It's crazy how good those two still look. Donnie and Marie Osmond? It's insane.

I was in love with her when I was a kid. Were you? And I love that show. I love the Osmond family. And all that doing. You know, I tried to, I remember asking for an album of Jimmy, the little brother. Trying to, you know, just feel something. Get involved.

I did. Yeah, I just didn't. Remember little Jimmy? Yeah, he was not Merle Hagger. Okay. The Jackson 5, that's a really good. What was your first car? Your first car?

I had a Monte Carlo. What? With T-tops. Whoa. It was used, but it was cute. It was very cute. What age did you get that? Drove home and stole it.

Okay, I was 16. 16. And my grandparents helped and got it with my parents and got it for me. And it was Burgundy. Oh, Burgundy, that's all right. It was a 79. That thing's huge. And then.

That's why you kept running over that eagle. Let me tell you, though. I had an 81 nearer that was Burgundy again. I don't know why that. And then had T-TOP. A Monty Carlo as well? Uh-huh. And then my sister, she was, I didn't even pick it out.

And then she was at Austin P., which was right down the road. That's where she went to college. Because that's in Clarksville, Tennessee, near 101. The Army base were the boys that flew in the seals that killed Uday and Cousay. Y'all remember that? What a pull. That's that, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I did not know who you were going to say. I would, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, a million choices I would have never got to do day and Couset.

I almost put my hand over my heart when he said that. Woo! I don't know. I was, I was an F-16 flyby when she said that. Uday and Quesay. Wow. Uday and Kusay. That's such a southern thing, got what's coming to them.

That's such a southern thing. That's where the boys, man. That's the boys that flew them in, the bad mamma jamas. And they put, you know that sign on the side of the road that flashes like merge here? They put Uday and Kusei are dead. Thanks to our good boys. And that was pointing at the 101. At another mall, not the mall that got shut down.

Another mall. Holy hat. It was pointing in except Uday and Couss ain't are dead. Oh, man, that's awesome. Yeah, but she went to Austin P. So she came home in the middle of the night and stole my first Monty Carlo that was the 81. She had the 79, switched them in the driveway, and then just took off. And nobody said anything because they were scared of them.

So then I drove the 79, but it was pretty cool. And it T-Tops. That's really cool. T-tops on anything's cool. Yeah. and that's what I ran over everybody in because nobody told me they were busy cutting meat

they said let's take one run roll around the Methodist church parking lot and then yeah get your license running gun yeah what was your first job working on the farm I would assume at a younger age yeah I worked in the meat in farm in the tobacco as a little bit of kin I wouldn't good help but I thought it was cool

and I would do it but it was hot and then And then I would do meat when they needed help, my sister and I would wrap meat. That's not fun. Okay. It smells weird. Sure. You have?

I was never good at it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was tough. Yeah, it's tough. It is tough. It's not fun. I wanted to work at Wendy's or something. So bad.

I wanted to drive into town. It was like 20 minutes away and work at a fast food because everybody was starting to do that. But they needed me back home. Yeah, you got a family business. Was that your grocery store that you guys would go to? Your family one? Like to get stuff for the house? No, by the time, not much because it wasn't big enough.

It just had what you needed. But after we sold it, it didn't, they didn't keep a lot there. So we'd go into town like gunsmoke. So we'd go to either Springfield or Clarksville and do our main at a Kroger or something like that. It would be a Kroger. Okay. And what were the family vacations like growing up? We would go, they worked a lot.

My dad worked a lot and my mama. But we would go to Florida, you know, every few years. We go to the Smoky Mountains. Very nice. I'm very close. I now live like 30 minutes from the Smoky Mountains. It's beautiful. It is beautiful.

But I was raised in Middle Tennessee, so that was, you know, kind of like five hours away. We would also, if we just needed a weekend getaway, we would go over into Kentucky, to Kentucky Lakes and go to the state park. at the motel, probably was a motel because they had an in-ground pool. That was a big deal. That's a big deal. For country kids. And I used, we would go to Owensboro or Paduca to this executive inn that had a Paduca, Kentucky, that would have a buffet.

Okay. Very nice. And an in-ground pool. Okay. Uh-huh. That's big. Yeah. And I saw Kentucky Fried Chicken, the man that started that.

in his 90s, Colonel Sanders, at the buffet in Owensboro, Kentucky. He was, you're telling me Colonel Sanders was at the buffet? Yes. He's got all that chicken. Wasn't this some old guy wearing a weird tie? Yeah. He did. He looked just like what you would think.

That's a real man that started Kentucky Fried Chicken. That's a real one. I never thought. I don't know to believe her. I know. It's the craziest story. I never thought anybody had to convince me that, Mm-hmm.

Colonel Sanders was a real man. I always assumed he was. Yeah. Oh, yeah, of course. He's a real guy. Yeah, good chicken. The best. It's falling off a little bit.

That's just me. He's been dead 30 years. That's true. What do you want from the guy? That recipe's going to get leaked somewhere on the internet. Huh. Good Lord. Yeah.

Quite the tail. Who would do the cooking at the house? Your mom? My mama. Specialties? Um, we had a, she had a garden. So, we, everything was, we knew where our meat came from, we killed her own beef. Farmed a table.

Farmed a table. Before it was chic. And vegetables. And I don't remember her. I mean, there was always a cornbread or a biscuit. Really? Uh-huh. And it was, but it was home-cooked.

And she worked like a man and ran that, really ran that meat house. And, but, I mean, we would go and get like oatmeal little debbies, but I didn't like them. Uh-huh. I looked back. on it i was this big i was frail because i was eating all like farming food yeah i'd eat pento beans after basketball practice i was like i'm feeling like pento beans you know what was the game situation how far would you go with that deer you're venison i don't i don't oh really i can't eat any wild game no kidding that's what i'm saying what we're eating back then yeah okay

I was eating a lot of vegetables because they opened that when I was in sixth grade. And my sister locked me in a freezer as soon as they opened it. She was like a hog that was hanging like that out of his neck and locked me in that freezer. And I was traumatized. And I would see all that meat and I didn't eat meat. I'm not kidding. I was more of a vegetarian. I think pretty much a vegetarian until I went to UT and got away from it.

No kidding. Again. Whoa. And I'm really not. not a big meat eater now I'm not against it or anything I want to eat it and I need this protein because I've been through menopause but but I but yeah a lot of I was raised they were cooking steaks and bacon and all that how would you get your steak cooked if you did have a steak honey well because I've been raised in that and it's embarrassing every time I go to a nice restaurant

I have to go well done please and then I go I was raised on a farm and then I was raised on a farm And then my, in a meat process, I plant my children and go. You don't have to tell everybody that. But I do feel that way. I've got to have it charred. And I don't care. I can dip it in some A1.

Will you ask for sauce if you're out? I do have to have a salt. I like to dip. I might have been my favorite response ever on the whole show. Oh, you angel. You like to dip. I do love a dip. I like a sauce.

Welcome to the show. So now you're in Nashville. We're outside of Nashville, right? When I was right. No, no. Where you live now? Oh, I'm in Knoxville. Near, I'm in Knoxville.

Okay. Near you to. Okay. Pool at the house now? Got it. In ground. Yeah, just recently. Just recently put in.

Very nice. Is it a newer house or is it a house that? It's an older house and we renovated it. Nice. Very nice. I've never had a pool. Yeah. Yes.

Connected to the pool? Yes. Very nice. Can you? Very nice. Can you use the hot, is the pool in season at all times or no? Well, we just moved in, so I don't know how to even do a pool. I mean, and Chuck Morgan doesn't like to spend money.

He's very much a samer. Do you say his full name all the time? I love it. Chuck Morgan. Because my mama called my daddy, Jimmy Fletcher. And also, y'all, Chuck Lurie did my show. And then my son's name is Charlie. And so I just say Chuck Morgan, so everybody doesn't get all these.

Chuck's and Charlie's mixed up. Sure. Yeah, but we have said, can we heat the pool? Yeah. But I don't think he's going to let us. What? I don't know. I mean, Chuck.

The heater in the pool. I mean, come on. Come on. You got a heater money. Chuck, what are you doing? Spend a little cash. Chuck, you got the 401K. You've been with that company for 30 years.

Yeah. He has and we have lived below our means. Yeah. But that's that Warren Buffett mindset, where he's eating that sausage McMuffin every morning. If he gets a Coke or not. Yeah, and a Coke or not. Yeah. I'd be getting a Grand Slam every day if I ain't that kind of Gage. What are you nuts? Catch me at Perkins, dog. Yeah. That's Chuck. Come on. I hate the pool for the lake. She's working hard.

She's got a second season, right? Yeah, what are we doing? You got Netflix money. Turn a pool on. If I come down, I'd pull better be on. Just saying. Okay. And we can go to Dollywood? I've never been. Dollywood's right next to me. Which is, what is it called, Pigeon Forge? Pigeon Forge and Severeval. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

And I will take y'all to Dollywood. I need to go. I've heard great things. Huh. I mean, okay. Now we've shifted into now. Shifted into now, yeah. A little bit.

I think we've covered the childhood. I mean, as much as I've gotten the game meat and, you know, the venison processing facility. I play sports. I play sports. Yeah. Wasn't a great student. It's okay. I mean, I did okay.

I did okay. Well, I did okay for a little country school that wasn't a prep school. I mean, we took home egg. I learned how to make an omelet. That's good. You know, and learn how to sew a pair of jogpers. Okay. And then the boys would, okay, this is how old time it was.

Boys would get out at 1.30 in the afternoon to go work in the field. That's crazy. I'd be so pissed. Why? Do you have to leave school to go work? Got to go drop sticks, dude. And let me tell you all this. boys would be driving to school like at 10.

I mean, everybody could drive a tractor and drive a truck and they worked. They didn't care, yeah, right? So everybody was driving way too young. Yeah, and just drove all the time, and nobody cared. That rural. That's country. That's country. Yeah, I think we have the childhood pretty covered.

You got the deer hanging from the trees. Sister stole her car. Right? Y'all don't know anybody else that have got deer hanging from the trees. No, around this time of year, maybe. Not, yeah, not really. Huh. Okay.

Yeah. I got one about the general family. Okay. Anyone in your extended family ever represent themselves in court? No. And you're running with the law for you. No, not really. What did you guys have, like a local sheriff, small town operation?

The county had a sheriff. But yeah, they didn't come down there. We weren't doing anything. Really? There was a, there was a, and my dad was a volunteer at our little fire department. All the men volunteered in that. It was a volunteer fire department. But yeah, I mean, there would be a patrol car every once in a while.

But, yeah, not, you know, you kept your door unlocked, that kind of stuff. Like, Mayberry. Sure, I mean, the deer was deterrent, you know, anybody. Well, true. All those deer legs. Walking through a house of heart. You mentioned the omelet. Can you still make a good omelet?

I'm okay. You're okay. If there's enough oil in there. You do any cooking now? Not much since I've been working like a meal. Sure. But I raised these children cooking three meals a day. You did, yeah.

Except when they all play sports, so we'd stop at Chafelay or something. But I cooked and I enjoyed cooking. What's your go-to? We came over. You're really trying to wow us. You got the heat on, the hot tub's going on. Sunday dinner at the Morgans. What are you cooking us?

I love a Mississippi pot roast. I'm into that. And these children have always loved it. If y'all ever had one of those, very flavorful. What's a difference between a regular pot roast and a misting of pot roast? It's, um, okay, you know, country. It's a packet of augeau, a packet of ranch dressing, ranch dressing. Ranch dressing, okay, all right.

A packet of the dry ranch dressing, and then a stick of butter cut up on that. I thought it was going to be like a little more. Okay. And then a jar of peppercini. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, okay. All in the crock pot. And y'all will smack each other.

I am telling y'all. to die for but I grew up these children would ask for my chicken picata and it's not mine

it's Trisha Yearwoods I got her first cookbook which is to die for you do a good pachata it's a pachot they like a chicken

baccata and I think it's a pretty good chicken baccata yeah I like to get that thin chicken

hammer in what's Chuck's favorite dish what does he like he'll eat anything but is there anything he'll eat you request

um I'm drawing a blank baby Do you know what your daddy would want? I didn't know this was your daughter. That's my baby child. Hey, buddy. Hi.

Pinto beans? Pinto beans, cornbread, fried potatoes and onions and a skillet, and then. Man, I got to meet this Chuck Morgan. Yeah, Chuck's my kind of guy. We got to get Chuck on the show. Whoa. But he's tickled with whatever. He really is.

He's not hard to play. Doesn't complain. No. He's a man's man. Huh. Chuck Morgan. Very nice. All right.

right um king size bed yes how do you sleep do you sleep on your side do you sleep on your back i sleep on my side bowled up i like a pillow between my legs yes all right i like to bowl up that pillow okay prop it up she's trash i know and i like i like a sleep mask a sound machine i got all that good for you no kidding yeah a tv in the bedroom we do have a tv in bedroom and the experts say no But Chuck Morgan loves to set up and watch. He's an night out and sets up. That's why I have to have a sound machine and all that because I need to go to bed. Okay.

Because I'm kind of a big deal. So Chuck's in there watching TV. She's kind of a big deal. I don't know if you're going to show all across the country. You've got to have her rest. I've got to have my race. She's doing two shows. I turned 60 this month.

Happy birthday. Thank you. 60. That's amazing. I wish y'all could have seen me at 20. Anyway, go ahead. With that Fort Lauderdale, Dan, baby.

And a heater hanging out of her mouth. I'd be late in your Marlboro lights all day. Yeah, right. That's all we need. Chuck Morgan chasing us out of the restaurant. Yeah, right. NBA. Calling us Yankees.

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Support the show and let them know the boy sent you to do it. Yeah. I'm back to the show. Back to the show. So wait, Chuck sits up and watches TV. Uh-huh. He watches a lot of football, sports, basketball, all that. And he'll sit up and you'll just knock out.

You'll be asleep. I'll knock out. Does he fall asleep with the TV on? Sometimes. Uh-huh. And I've got to reach around a tiny beagle. I got a bagel now. Sleeps in bed with you.

Sleeps in bed with me. And she's yummy. And I have to turn everything off because he falls asleep. And his light on his side. I have to get up and turn that on. We have his and her vanities in the bathroom. We do nail. Nice.

because for a long time it was tiny and he wait a long time when did you move into this house I just like when was that baby what end of August this year what yeah you're in the same house for 25 years I raised my children in the same house guys are making cash what do it it wasn't a bad house okay it was and it was a lovely

now that I have now that we have her here too as well when you know you're you've so Chuck had a good job. Your dad had a good job, right? Executive did well. Then you started doing very well later in life as well. Later in life, early, early, within the past 10 years or so, right? Yeah, probably about seven.

Did you notice a significant change in income during that or no? Once she started really cooking and his Netflix started cutting checks, left and right. Chuck Lurie? She mentioned Chuck Lurie. You know what that guy's got under his belt? He ain't working with anybody. He's got a little cash. Um, when we got this new house.

The new house. You know, you go, okay, it's not, he won't turn the heat on in the pool. What are you talking about? But it's got, it's not an elevator. An elevator in the house. It's got a tiny, all right, boy. There we go. It's a tiny, tiny, tiny little elevator.

The little telephone is. Because my little, yes, because my little mama is in a wheelchair. So when she comes, we can, and my mother-in-law's on a walker. So we had to take care of all these darling, elderly people. I made my mama's room, and my daddy's still with us. But for their room, I did a walk-in shower for her and handicapped all ADA accessible. In case the government wants to come and check that. That's all ADA accessible, okay?

And that elevator's been inspected. But that, I think it's a regularly looking little elevator. They're tiny. But it works. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys remodel the kitchen? I think the whole thing's been, I would have. Yes.

Yes, but not, I mean, we kept a lot of stuff that they had because it was nice. Do we have an island? I have an island. Very nice. Thank you. And I have a bigger pantry this time. Very nice. You walk in that.

Because my other pantry was tiny, and I raised all those children, and it was all these pento beans. And I needed somewhere to put them. They love them. We're being up, yeah. Sub-Z fridge? What are we talking about? You got stainless steel in there. Stainless steel.

And then this one, this is a sub-zee. this new house. That's Southern class. He whispers sub-zero. But it's, but it was theirs. I didn't get a new one. Oh, really?

And the, and everybody chanked it and they said it was fine. Huh. Yeah, so it's somebody else. Everybody, everybody came over. She's obsessed with people inspecting stuff if they come.

This is, um, you got a wine fridge in there too, like a chilled wine fridge under like the, under the island? Um, under, it's in her daddies. Okay. What?

He does not like, to spend money, but he went kind of way out on his, Chuck Morgan, on his office. Good. And there is a bar in there. And there is a wine fridge in that under the sink.

Three bars? He's got, wait, in the house there's three bars? All right, so he's got one in his office. Where else? The basement has a whole other kitchen with an island. Basement's got a bar, like, yeah, like an entertain. Yeah, okay. And then there's a bar in in the outside, back portion is

I love that. You got a fridge out there too, right? You got to have a fridge outside. He's probably got an ice machine out there. Is Chuck have an ice machine? Yeah, of course, he's got a leg machine. What are we talking about it? Turn the heat on Chuck.

I'm cursing in front of the Southern Belt. We had never had an ice machine. That's awesome. And I thought, and we never had enough ice. My refrigerator in my other house would just spit out a couple. And I'd say, Chuck. You've burned the ice machine. You could live in an ice machine if you want to do.

Thank y'all. It makes me feel bad. No, yeah, I know, but don't. It's celebrated. here. I want to be in Chuck's office when he has like a half of glass of something. I'm yelling at me. Opens up a globe and straightening me out or something like that. He put you on a budget. He says, do you need to talk to me about your budget? Let me get you. Let's talk about it. He's got you on a budget still? Um, yeah. Chuck,

what are we doing? Who's shopping now? Who's going to the grocery store? You guys got it delivered? Yeah, sometimes. And then, um, I do have an assistant now. Very nice. I had two. I had two. because I'm the mama, and I took care of everybody. And then so she takes care of things about. You got to defend it. What are you talking about? I'd have assistance just to fire him. You know, listen. You've earned it.

I mean, come on. I'm barely at home. But I do love a grocery store and I like to still go grocery shopping, and I don't want that to end. Do you have a favorite grocery store that you liked it? Maybe it's not around you, but you've seen around the country anywhere. Oh. What do you like? We lived in San Antonio when my kids were little.

That's where I got started in stand-up in Austin at Cap City Comedy Club. You got started at Cap City. What age did you just start, if you don't mind me asking? I opened for Billy Gardell the first time I ever worked a club at Zanis in Nashville and I was 32. Wow. Or at 33. She was 18 months old and she's about to turn 20. You started comedy when...

I was 32 when I started. Man. I think that's a good time. I didn't have Chuck Morgan at home. You don't got Chuck Lori calling you. I was very lucky. I had, I got to, I did horrible gangs like everybody else does, but I got to ski up a lot. But I had these three little babies.

Of course. I couldn't drive like 300 miles and make $50 to sleep in my car. Of course. But I did other horrible, you know, but hey, listen, you're, you made it 20 years. It's not like you made it in your first six months. You made it, but you made it in your early 50s. But I want people to know that because this is hard. Stand up is hard.

I will say, I don't think anybody does not know that. From our perspective. Tried and true. Before we had ever met you, you started, we started seeing it. We were like, have you seen? A season comic, for sure. And it's like, you. 100%.

You came into the public spotlight, fully, professionally, complete, like, killer. Killer, kill. No joke. Shoot me straight. I mean, significantly better than both of us. You're kidding me? You'd bury me. Okay.

Oh, y'all. Will you sneak? I'm sorry. Will you sneak? snacks into a movie theater if you do go still. Yes. Okay. I have done it all my life in these children.

Oh, yeah. I'll go into, now we, you know, we'll buy it there too, but I do like to take an M&M. M&M's. I love a good peanut M&M. Okay. And I'm trying to think of what everybody, some of my kids like sour patches, that kind of thing, and some of them like chocolate. Okay. Yeah.

Very nice. What would be your number one fast food? Would it be Chick-fil-A? Wendy's? I like a Wendy's. I like a Wendy's hamper. You do? I like a Wendy's single.

Uh-huh. With fries. Okay. You think there's going to be more? But I don't even. You're going, hey, I'm just getting started. What else you got? She hits you with the Wendy single, and you're like, okay.

But I'll tell you, though, I don't think there's one fast food restaurant that I don't like. I like fast food. Yeah, me too. I do. And I think every hamburger's wonderful in an hour. And I was living in L.A. We'd go get an in and out, and that was pretty nitty. What's the drink?

Diet Coke. Is there a sweet tea recipe at the house? Do you guys do sweet tea? We don't do it a lot, but we, like, I've got a daughter-in-law that loves it, and she'll drink it. Okay. I can make it. And I'll buy it. But we like an Arnold Palmer.

Nice. At a big thing. Very nice. At a big family thing. Were you a Crystal Light family growing up? I was not, but Chuck Morgan. Oh, not the kids, I don't feel like. But Chuck Morgan loves a crystal light and keeps it at all times.

Talk about no nonsense guy. A crystal light man. Look, I got to meet this guy. He's going to hate me. No, he's not. He's going to love y'all. He would love y'all. And won't y'all to come stay with us.

He would. Let's say, all right, let's live in the house still. Say we come over. I'm really angling to come over. Say we fly back. with you tonight you know whatever um what uh what kind of water if we ask for a water what do we get is it bottled is it out of the tap out of the fridge what do you have do you have options you got sparkling you got still i do have options now i like to have options sure but i like a bottle

i mean and i'm trying not i'm trying to get away from plastic so i'm trying to buy the glass the glass what kind of are you talking saratoga saratoga really i could tell i could tell you She's got a dog a girl. Did any of the kids live with you now? Any of you guys still live at the house? Me and my sister technically live here, but I live with her part-time because I taught with her full-time. Nice.

That's awesome. So she's got to her work. You continue the family business. Yeah, and my boy and his wife are going to renovate their house, and they may move in for a tiny bit with us. We wanted them during the whole thing. That would be fun. That would be so fun.

Yeah. But they're going to move into my old house where my boy was raised, and that way they have their privacy, and there's a yard for the babies with their riding toys. So you got the new place you kept the old place. Right, for right now. Just so they can live in it so they didn't have to rent somewhere. And then we'll sell it. Well, I just want to ask, with the holidays coming up, how's the Morgan family?

You guys get into Christmas? You get into the holidays? Oh, yeah. And everybody will come. My sister and her family, everybody will come to me. Real tree? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. White lights, colored lights. I like white. Good. Very nice. Classy broad. White lights around the house on the outside? Uh-huh.

I like that. Go out there and do this? Yeah. He does. Yeah, Chuck. Really? Yeah. He's kind of like Martha Stewart.

He's a big, very masculine, like sports. Can I get eyes on this guy? Can I Google him? He likes, he does, it can plan anything. He does flowers. Like, when they were growing up, he'd put corn stalks out with bail a hay and do a fall, you know, spray out there. And then he, yeah, he'll decorate. He doesn't mind one bit.

Is that him? That's Chuck. Yeah. Got the nice jacket on. Oh, man, he'd straighten me out two seconds. That guy would kick our ass. Look at him in his suit. That is a dapper man.

That's a. Well, I thought he looked. I said, we didn't know how to stand in an award show. And he went. And he went. And I thought it looks like, I don't know. I don't know. He looks good.

He's got, he's buttoned up. He's got the hand. That guy would kick our asses. Are you kidding me? You look. Great, too, obviously. Of course. That's a given.

Thank you. Just hitting on your husband, that's all. Okay. Do you bring food on a plane? I have, my darling, but I... Like what? What do you have? A snack?

A snack. I always go buy those little things and get a water. Okay. Something chocolate. Okay. And then something like a popcorn. Okay. Or a pretzel.

What kind of popcorn? Like a smart food? Yeah, like a smart food, like a chatter. or something like that. I do love that. And then I... It is, but I keep a wipe. I'm a grandmother.

I keep a wipe. Will you take your shoes off on a plane? No. Never, okay. Fair enough. Can you sleep on a plane? Not well, but I try. Yeah, aisle or window?

I like an aisle. I like to be free if something goes down. I don't want to be up against that. You're not a day in Couset. The boys are coming. I like to be able to go to the bathroom if I need to. I don't want to feel contained back up in there. I'm an aisleman myself.

I get it. Shower at night, shower in the morning, person. I like to shower in the morning. In the morning. Brush your teeth in the shower? No. At the sink. Okay.

But my dental hygienists saying, take a water pick and take it in the shower because it's messy and get all that. been out of there. But I haven't done it yet. No, and I know I need to. All right. I floss, but not as much as I should. Do you have name brand luggage?

What kind of luggage you carry in? I've been carrying Bass, B-E-I-S. Sponsor the show. Shout out to the good folks at B-E-E-I-S. Because I think they roll good and I try to now have a set because they roll better together because it's just me and my baby. I don't have a tour. manager. It's just you two? It's just you

two going out on the road? Yeah, and I have an opener and they meet me there. And then, yeah, like Nate Burgancy, who's my buddy and y'all know. He has 20 people. He's got everybody. It's just me and my baby. And then the guy that's with me, publicist, but he doesn't get to go on the

road with me. I would love it because he's sweet. And I could be his mama. He's the age of my children. But we really, because of Chuck Morgan, very lean. That's overhead. You don't need. I don't need to be insuring other people. No, lean in me.

She's already on the policy, I'm sure. Well, Chuck come out and meet you for a show or something like that, though? Yeah, he likes to go to the Wien in Las Vegas. Oh, who don't like going there? He's not going to Tuscaloosa, though. He's not going to the Civic Center and, you know, the armpit of Toledo. No, he's not. They come to a good one.

He comes to the where he can play golf. And then, again, he likes to play a little blackjack. Is he good? Yeah, I think, yeah. And he plays tennis, like if there's... Really? Uh-huh. How's he going to stay cooked?

How's he going to watch? How does he get a steak cooked? Oh, his steak cooked. Oh, is it rare, baby, or medium? Medium rare. Medium rare? Chuck. Chuck.

Chuck. He's six, five. He's six, five? Yeah, he's a house. Well, you tell him he said what's up? Did he ask about me? Does he know who I am? He needs that attention because I don't give it to me.

Okay, and so what's on the rider? You go to, you know, you're doing very well. What do you like to have in the green room? Because, you know, you're not doing comedy clubs where you can order food or whatever. You're doing theaters. And the listeners probably might not know or they do know. There's nothing. The theaters aren't stocked with, they don't have like a kitchen.

You can't order food. So what do you like to have around pre-show, post-show? What do you like? We usually order food after the show. very good from somewhere nifty in that town but um i always have and this is i'm a grandmama i like to have a caffeine-free coke zero you can't always find them no what's that even look a caffeine free coke zero the pepsies used to be gold i remember caffeine free pepsies so did the so did the so did the yeah so do the because if i drink caffeine after a certain time then i'm up all night i can't be doing

that because i got to go to the next town the next day right so i try to have um my A baby child that's with me all the time tries to make sure she gets enough protein. So she has a fair life milk in there so she can make a protein shake. I have a little bit of cheese crackers, some crudette with a dip. She likes a dip? I like a dip. That's vegetables, right? Yeah, vegetables.

It said you didn't know French. You get out of here. And then fruit, like a little fruit tray. And that's usually what we have. and just have something to nibble on. Do you take any of that with you after the show? My first tour, the Big Pony Tour. I took every piece of fruit.

And then people would stare at me and look at me like I was crazy. And I still take some. She takes that meal. We put it in a refrigerator in a hotel room. But I do. I mean, I like if the crackers hadn't been open, I take them home. Sure, yeah. I don't like waste.

That's all right. I like it. You do a sound check? Mm-hmm. How do you feel about singing happy birthday at a restaurant? It's okay. You know, it kind of gives me the willies. But I could do it, I mean, if I needed to.

And I wanted my children to get sung to when they were little. Will you take leftovers home from the restaurant? Yes. Okay. Love a leftover. Okay. Really? Chuck Morgan does not like him.

I'll go, why are you taking this home? Chuck Morgan doesn't like it? And he'll end up eating it. Huh. But he'll say, why are you taking this? But I'm from farming people. Farming people, don't waste things. Is there anything that normally would be eating warm or hot that you like cold sometimes the next day?

I like a spaghetti or a pizza cold. Okay. Yes, she does. She's all right, man. She's all right. Where to, uh... Okay. Okay, y'all are so fun.

Okay. I didn't know I was going to come in here and fall in love with y'all. Uh huh. How old were you when you got your passport? 40. 40. And I got it on my 40th birthday and I was crying because I was turning 40 because I thought that was bad. That was stupid. And then, and I'm, so I'm in that passport, specialty face.

Chuck Morgan called and said, meet me at the post office. You're getting your passport. That's the first time I ever had one. I think Mexico or somewhere on a company trip. Somewhere with him on a company trip. Okay. Do you and Chuck travel around a little bit now? Not much, honey, because I'm walking like a meal.

But I want to. I told him because I just finished this tour in Boston and Philadelphia and I never spend any time in either one. And I love history and I like to see where people are buried. And I called him and said, I would like to come back here on a fall day, fall weekend, Philadelphia, and then go to Boston. And he said, oh, we should. You can go see where Benjamin

you can go see Benjamin Franklin's house We're from Philadelphia Yeah that's where we started comedy I saw where he was buried I didn't get to go into the I didn't have time to go in there And I saw the post office And she saw the Liberty Bell

I didn't get to see the Liberty Bell I only saw it once The first time I saw it I was 26 years old I was walking by drunk and I went Oh there it is Swear to God it was all lit up That thing's not broken Huh

I love that town Yeah beautiful town How do you feel about the rotissory I love a rotisserie chicken. Okay. And I love to use it in a casserole or something to same time. But I could sit and eat a rotissory chicken cold or warm. Perfume?

You like perfume? No. No perfume. I breastfed my children. And when you nurse, when you're a mom and your nurse and they tell you not to wear it so that you don't. I was wondering how you need your scent. And then after that I was like, it gets me at the sick headache. I can barely walk through a cosmetic thing

because I just don't like it. Okay. Jewelry-wise, any turquoise jewelry? Love turquoise. We call it. Turquoise. Okay. Love it, love it.

Just here and there, you know, on an occasion. Will you dance at a wedding? Like a fool, honey. That's my, I clubbed in the 80s. Back when clubbing was clubbing. Clubbing was clubbing. I love to dance. And yes, I like to.

bus to move at a wedding yes I do you enjoy a cocktail at the wedding yeah glass of wine yeah what do you do glass of wine or you know if somebody's got a margarita or something but not much boys I don't do a lot because I'm in menopause and it you don't sleep you while are in the bed all night how do you feel with the double egg love a deviled egg okay well you do karaoke and if so do you have a go-to song I'm not you know I don't think I've ever done karaoke and I don't know what song it would be maybe an earth went and fire

because I go and see them a lot you still go into it. Oh darling yet they're still kicking great yeah some kind of R&B or a print song okay or Madonna or something like that was my jam I got a question you're going to an earthwind and fire

do you buy those tickets or do you like text your agents like hey can you get me I've always bought them but now I'm good friends with my agents will get me tickets, but I'm good friends with Philip Bailey's wife, Valerie, who is an unbelievable singer.

Okay. And she, I was at Thompson Bowling in Knoxville going to see Lana Ritchie and Earthwind and Fire and she saw me walking up the street and started yelling because I had a bit about Earth Went and Fire. And they knew it. And so she became a fan. And so now I know

all those, I know I've met those sweet moments. She just texts wind and wind will get her tickets. I mean, you know do you read a little you have a book you have a book next to the bed i do but i don't read it i set water on it very nice i respect it uh-huh i buy books on time thinking oh that'll be good and then never get there um will you buy any as seen on tv products oh yeah now it's on instagram i get i get that you know this will help you sleep this will deage your your eyes. I fall into all that.

Anything class. Love a good vacuum cleaner. Don't lose it. Don't use it. What do you guys have? You have to do Dyson. We have had a Dyson, but now I'm going to a shark. You are? They're really taking over. They're doing well. I think they do the same as a Dyson without the calls. It's not crazy. That Dyson's cutting-head technology, everybody knows. Can't have Chuck Morgan you're using a shark? But I do love a Dyson hair dryer and all that stuff.

The air wrap, that thing's crazy. I use it to dry clothes. Do you collect anything? I like a good salt and pepper shaker, but I'm not. Man, if there's a, it ain't a Southern grandma right there. But I don't have them, like, sitting somewhere. I don't have that many. But, like, I was performing in Oklahoma and went to the Cowboy Museum, which was fascinating.

And then I went in the gift shop, and there were buffalo. I kind of like a buffalo. That's my animal. Okay. And I got two. salt and pepper shaker buffalo that are heavy and my grandbabies my boys fight each other with those buffalo fun yeah it's fun it's a good time yeah so it's something that means something to me i don't just go and get a bunch of salt and pepper shakers right but if it's something like that if you're at a restaurant and you see the salt and pepper

shakers and you like them have you ever no no because i'm a real follower okay yeah and i'm scared okay I'm scared of cat. Never stole a steak knife from the steakhouse or anything like that? You got magnets on that fridge? Collect magnets? Used to when these babies were little, but now, you know, nothing sticks like it used to. The pets right now are just the one beagle. We usually have more than that.

One passed away last year. And we have not, I know, another, an old beagle that was precious. But I'm looking for another dog because that little beagle needs somebody. and then Chuck Morgan loves a dog. Chuck Morgan loves a dog and a baby. So I think it'd be good for Chuck to have another dog. Huh. I mean, you know.

Is there any cereal on top of the refrigerator? No. There has been when these children are growing up. Now it's not built that way. Okay. But I have a lot of cereal. I like to have cereal on hand. Chuck Morgan likes cereal and my middle child.

And every once in a while, I'm thinking, I've got to have some raising brain crunch. You know? Gentlemen. What is Chuck like? What's Chuck like? He likes Honeynut Cheerios, and he'll even mix them in with some honey bunch of oats or anything. He'll eat any kind of cereal.

That's awesome. Chuck. Chuck. Honey Nut Cheerios. Your dad's awesome. I used to, right? He's really intense. He's a very driven, anal retentive, overachiever kind of boy.

My kind of guy. My kind of guy. He would hate my gun. I got one last question. I assume that it's not. I walk into your kitchen. I can't see the trash can, right? No.

No. Okay, just checking. Just checking for research. And even in the old house, I had a little thing that came out, and I was tickled about that. I'm not built any of these houses. Somebody else thought of that. I got one more. I can't slam.

I open, you know, I go over here, I need a spoon. I open it up. I can't slam that drawer, right? Right. Yeah, catch slow, slow, catch. That's what you call. a little bit of keys. That's investing in good stuff.

Shout out to Chuck Morgan. He knows what he's doing. Buy it once right. Buy it once the first time. Not again and again. I love it. I mean, man. What do you think?

What's the verdict here? I mean 100% trash. It's not even close. You are 100% southern trash and I love it. It's the best. But the absolute sweetest. I mean, I just, I'm just, I'm just sitting over here. I'll take all that.

I don't care. And one of the absolute best. Of course, check out the same. series Leanne on Netflix and the brand new special Unthinkable Things on Netflix. Check it out. One of the absolute funniest comedians working. You know that. You're killing it. Everybody loves you. Everybody.

Up and down the board. Do all the demos. Everybody. I'm on lower. Well, y'all come and stay with me and go to Darlingwood. Yeah. Love that. And use all this eyes. And eat all that cereal. And I'll make a Mississippi pot rubs. Now we're talking me.

And I get to have drinks in the office with Chuck and we get to talk numbers and business. Chuck gets to yell at me. I'm in. He would love y'all. You're paying one on rent? Leanne Morgan, everybody. Big round of applause.

Congratulations. Thank you. Unspeakable things on Netflix. Make sure you watch it. Kippee, what do you got for them? Guys, we're on the road. Get your tickets now. The Met in Philadelphia.

Tickets are going fast. And Atlanta at the Bucket Theater. We'll see you there. Love you. Leanne, we love you. Thank you so much. I've had a bowl We love you

We'll see you next week Peace