Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Leaving Church Early: Kippy & Foley

Episode Date: February 22, 2021

Kippy and Foley are back with some garbage stories and to answer your questions! They talk lying at confession, trashy tattoos, and losing to a girl in the 90s. Its a fun one!  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage https://stereo.com/kevinryan​​​​​ T-Shirts: https://www.PodcastMerch.com​​​​​ Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey everybody out there, welcome back to everybody's favorite new podcast, Almost Everybody. This is Are You Garbage, the show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find out if they grew up classy or if they're absolute trash. I'm your host, H Foley, coming at you on a beautiful Sunday morning, not down here in Antutti's basement.

All right, we're coming at you from undisclosed locations around the city. Kids, today we're going to learn a new word. It's called being on the lam when you're hiding out from the fence. My co-host. I got an ankle bracelet, dig it into my calf. We couldn't go to Tootsie's, Foley had dirty pee. Buddy, the joint's hot. We snuck in the back door for a minute to get a little fucking moving around money.

She plays ball. She knows what it is. Kippy Kevin James Ryan is here with me, gang. You know him? Hey gang, what's up? Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes, full video available on YouTube.

And I got to be honest, some of you know those numbers are true to fucking roof. Thank you very much. Maybe a little too true to roof, all right? And then something else that's been fucking cooking the past couple of days. I don't know if you heard about it. If you've been walking down the street and heard people talking about it, that's patreon.com slash rugorbit. Those numbers are true to fucking roof.

Okay? So fucking get a glove, get in the fucking game. This guy's out in left field with a hockey stick. Let's go, patreon.com. That's what got us into this mess. That's what the Libyans are looking for us right now. Kippy's giving away bad algorithm advice and we're ramming it for a couple of days. Yeah, what's up guys?

Yeah, obviously we're on a zoom. We had a bit of a, there's a, you know, a bit of a COVID scare that put us all, that separated us a bit. So it's just going to be being the big man for this week, hopefully within a couple of days we'll be back. Neither one of us is sick, but, you know, you got to play by the rules and we're going to get tested waiting for the results and all that. So we should be back hopefully pretty soon.

Back to Tooties. Yeah. Hopefully she, hopefully she does some fucking home improvements to the place while we're, while we're not there. You know what I mean? I'm talking like, I'm talking like, maybe a fridge down a basement or something. She didn't care at all, man. She thinks it's all a big hoax.

She's no mask. She's running around. She don't care. You don't know why you got to worry about that. She doesn't talk in a southern accent, but we like to protect the innocent. Talk about, give out too much. Talk about garbage. Um, now you are, you're aware of my, um, I don't know if I want to say herpes situation.

Right. Oh boy. But I get colesores. That's it. I get colesores. I got bit on the hand in a wrestling match in high school and then I started getting colesores from that. My Rottweiler steel cage kept it real.

It was the other team, the other team didn't have a heavyweight. So they got the coach just brought his dog. Hey, get out there. Get out there and bite fully. Will you? Someone's got to bite the big man. Hey, the match was on the line. I had to do it.

You know what I mean? Shout out to Rusty. I did it. I wrestled a girl one time in, uh, in eighth grade. How much did you pay? No, uh, she, uh, I felt bad. She was on the team and they, you know, she wanted to compete and everyone's like, don't do it, man.

Don't do it. So I wrestled her. We had a nice time. You know, it was what it was. Good stuff. Did you call her afterwards? My neighbor, my neighbor was a gal. Her brother was a big wrestler.

So she wanted to wrestle and, you know, I think I might have talked about this somewhere at some point. She used to fuck dudes really like dude to the point. I remember you. I remember going to fucking those big wrestling matches, like in like the gym at the high school, they'd have like 15 mats out and there would be, yeah, bro, they're tournaments. I fucking wrestled regional at your, would you go to council rock? All right, bro.

We're not flexing your fucking Letterman's jacket. I'm telling the story here. What the fuck? Okay. Hey, listen, I understand, you know what a wrestling tournament is. I'm explaining it for the listener. You got the big man. I've been there.

The big man almost put me in a full Nelson real quick. Hold on. You were one of those kids. You were one of those kids. You went to, you went to a wrestling match with that. My brother, my brother wrestled and our neighbors across the street. And so they, I would have to go because my brother, whatever, I was there and she would fuck these kids up, dude.

And they would, dude, they would cry. I did. I remember the one kid I felt so bad. I felt for him. I just felt for him. He went and cried under the, like the, the, the scores table. You know what I mean? Where they flipped the points of like, this is the nineties, the saint, the saint, the

fucking, the new millennium progressive shit. You lost to a girl. You were fucking moving. You were the family was, you know, you would never live that down. No, no, no. And I just, I felt like, and she was good. Like her brother was really fucking good. So she was like, good, you know what I mean?

She was good and she, she played football too. And she'd be fucking, she was a beast across the middle. You, you didn't want to get, you don't want to get hung out the dry with her. She fucking did. She fucking take your head off. Fuck it was just Marshawn Lynch's sister. What's going on? I just remember being like, oh, she's the tough one of the group.

Like she was like my best friend. And I was like, is this chick could fuck me up? She could have beat you up easily. I mean, dude, she was wrestling competitively. I was just this little pudgy kid looking for the snacks. Hey, babe, go put this, go put this guy in him. Go pin this guy. I'll be at the snack bar with a slushie and a pretzel.

Tell you what, the snack bar at those things weren't too shabby. He got a nice fucking soft pretzzy and a fucking screamer screaming cold coke. Some mom doing it. Maybe she's had some homemade baked goods thrown in the mix. Oh, you ever go to a bake sale or pretty trashy? I remember we went once and I at the at the church in like the basement of the church and I didn't get it like right away. I'm like, I'm just going to buy this food that these fucking random people made.

Yo, there's longer in money. What do you mean? That's what it's all about. It's it's a big wash. Get me some tasty cakes and let's fucking go. What are we doing here? Fucking hanging around eating fucking Mrs. Smith's Bundt cake hit the bricks.

Give me the good stuff. I was a big fan. The only problem is that didn't serve ice cold milk. You had to wait till you get home. But dude, you were getting lemon bars at a steel. It was unbelievable. You're like a nickel. Now, that's not us.

That's not us. We're like, we don't eat other. I'm not eating other food that other people made and then sold me for 25 cents or something. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, why not? You're supporting the church or whatever it is. I don't know what they're doing. It all seems shady.

Yeah, the fucking church. The church gets it. The church gets a 20 in a basket every week now, right? That's how the Ryan's operated. So fucking 20 cash. Look the other way. You know what I mean? Is that is that what she would do?

Is it 20? You're lying. A 20. No, my. Wow. My dad would do it. My dad did a 20 every every week. I don't know. I used to go to church with him more, but he would do a 20 every week on a fucking

boom and I felt like I felt like a baller. It was folded up like half and then half again. There you go. All the other bums in there throwing in a nickel, a penny. Keep to change you fucking. There you go. Yeah, we were cooking in the 90s, dude. We were fucking big ball in the 90s.

A dub every Sunday. Here you go. Take that. Yeah, that's fucking that's a sinners mentality right there. Here you go. He's paying somebody off. He was he was buying time. Yeah, he was fucking.

He had a couple. He had a couple of doormen to pay off if you catch my drift. He owed the boat man trying to get across that river. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fucking trash, dude. Yeah, yeah. And we and you know what else is trash and someone asked this at one point and I don't know if it was supposed to make it to an episode.

It just never did. Or maybe we didn't. I forget about it. But leave in church after communion. That's dude. We were dude. Yeah, you got to get into it. It's like a fight.

It's like getting out of a fucking wedding. It's fucking mayhem getting out of there. Some old volunteer fireman directing traffic out on 202. I got to get the fucking polarimos. We got to fucking buy waiting for us. Are you kidding me? Yeah, yeah, we were going. We were my my dad.

I don't know what I don't like again. I don't know what demons he was dancing with, but he wouldn't get communion. I would go and he would go get the car and I would get communion. He would be out front. So I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what was going on, but there was some there was some fucking still waters run deep, daddy.

Oh, that guy was dancing with somebody. There's that is the old goes to communion. Yeah, it goes to who goes to church, drops a dub ski in a basket and then doesn't get the cracker. Good night. Somebody on the straight out of hell tour. And that's fucking one. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, my dad did the same thing and they would do it with such honor. They would do it with such honor. Now, you go ahead. And I remember thinking like, what the fuck did this guy do? I don't know if he did it as like a mind game to flex on us to like, let him know that he's been involved in fucking bad situations with worse people, that he's been hemmed up or what?

But it worked because I mean, dude, anytime somebody doesn't go to communion, the rule is you're supposed to go to confession before you go to communion. Like, I don't know what the statute of limitations is on it, but you're supposed to go at a certain point. I think it's weekly. That's before you receive. You're supposed to confess in a perfect way.

You're supposed to confess weekly. I'm not saying nothing. I give them the I give them the old lie sheet steel. I give them the fucking I give them the three rundown. That's it. Give me a couple of Hail Marys. Let's go. I was I was mean to my brother. What do you know? Come on, what are we doing here? Let's go. I stole a dollar from the purse.

Let's go. Give me give me the snacks. What are we doing? Well, currently right now, father, I'm wrapped up in corporate SB and I was around the globe. I don't know if that if that counts. I'm a 12 year old running a Ponzi scheme. I had my lawyer killed last weekend. No, what I was going to say is this is pretty trashy,

you know, because we got the covid scare going on. I, you know, so I get cold sores every once in a while, just like most people do. But I got I got one in my fucking nose. Oh, is that garbage? No, it ain't. Dude, and I can't stop playing with it. I know that much.

I can't stop playing with it because it's like all scabbed up. And like, if I push it in, it sticks together and it gets all brittily. Doesn't make for real good picking. I'll tell you that it's at a certain point now. All right, all right. This is this is a come on. No, this is not garbage. This is something else that's tall.

Man, my skin just. Hey, I'm trying to share me. What the fuck? I was supposed to hide who I am. Yeah. Hey, I don't need the in-nose herpes stories. OK, keep it moving with that. That's it.

It's kind of funny. This the screen just paused and then you came back with glasses on. I wanted to I wanted to do that cat filter so bad, man. I know that she did that thing. That had me dying. I that was one of those things I was talking. It was so funny. It had to be like, I thought it was fake.

I'm like, this is so fun, so funny. And so, you know, it's one of those things that seems scripted or so. But then it wouldn't be that funny if it was scripted. But being that this is a family app. What do you say we get into a little bit of business, big man? Let's get into some questions. Of course, this is a family app. I forgot to mention that, you know, we're all in chaos over here.

We got a lot going on. We'll be back in the studio soon. Um, family also being kippy. I got to be honest with you. When I woke up this morning, I woke up. The apartment was clean. All right. I had a fucking popped a little edible, you know what I mean?

Just to get the juices going, had a little coffee, took my pills. I stepped out to get some fresh air. It feels like back in the day when we were doing the fucking doing doing the early zoom shows, me and kippy. This is all we did. This was it. Come in, punch in, sit down, check in, check out. Boom. Upstairs fucking eggs waiting for me.

A patty's house, not too shabby. Yeah. Clean living. Are you are you are you garbage when you're here? Your family. Ah, new tagline. Check it out. All rights reserved. Copy mark. Copy written.

I don't think I've ever heard that anywhere. But yeah. So guys, as you know, when you join the po po po po Patreon, we will read your garbage questions kind of the only ways to do it because we just get so many submissions through everything else that, you know, so when you join the Patreon, one of the out of bonuses, you know, benefits as we ask your garbage question. And we'll I know there's we've had an influx of people joining.

We're going to get to all the questions. I promise you that it's just you guys are coming in. You guys, the fish are jumping on the boat. You know what I mean? I don't know what to do with them. So we're going to get there. But what do you say we get cracking a big man? Let's go as far as so by the way, when I took.

When I took some of the equipment from the from the office so we could do this. Boy, did I find a shitload of receipts from you and stuffed in one of the things. Oh, man, I feel like I got I got Capone's ledger here. Turned state's evidence. I turned state's evidence tomorrow. I'll be in some which spot in Arizona, clean living. Shit. All right, give me a sec here.

Take your time, pal. Take your time. It's a nice Sunday morning vibe here. With the family looking out over beautiful Queens snows on the ground. Hey, you know, I want to ask, did we talk about this last week? Because I did something really trashy. I I didn't take that shit off the top of my car and it really backfired on me. I didn't take the snow off the top of my car and it was prime situation for it

because it had snowed yesterday or two days ago and then it froze overnight. So it was one sheet of snowy ice. And as soon as I hit the brakes, man, came right down on the windshield. Not to mention, I got, yeah, I got two screws in my tires over there. I'm going to have to get two new tires. I got literally out of your head. I got I literally I got a screw sticking into my tire. I got to get one of those the plugs.

Yeah, but they don't work because I have a plug in the other one, which they said will be guaranteed for the life of the tire. And that thing's leaking like fucking like the Hindenburg leaking like a school kid after a fight. I don't know. It's a Sunday. What do you I don't know. Insert joke here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So speaking of cars, you're a big car guy, big car buff. This is from Will Campbell. Shout out to Will on the old page. Shout out to you, Will. Sitting in sitting in the passenger seat of a car and messing with the temperature or volume dials without asking garbage or not garbage.

I you have a lot of rules on this. I know you have very staunch opinions on this. I mean, I come from the same little Jackson School of Radio and and temperature. Yeah, I mean, if it ain't your car, you don't fuck with it. Now, my I do my girlfriend will just she'll she'll she'll do it all on the slide. She'll all of a sudden I'll be like hot or I'll be cold. I'm like, what the fuck's going on?

She'll be like, I was called. I was hot and she'll turn that shit down without even without even without even breaking a sweat. Now, the radio, on the other hand, we don't really listen to the radio. We put the the the Napster on or whatever it is, Spotify, whatever the kids will show. Sure, the aux chords. That's the big thing. You grab the aux chord.

But is that like just the idea does anybody have for you? You know, what's the worst is when someone puts on a song when the song isn't the other song isn't fucking over yet? It's like, what am I a fucking jerk off here? Like, I just put on fucking Tom Petty. Let me fucking rock. I got the windows down. You know what I mean?

We're cruising. And then all of a sudden you want to listen to cars like in Depeche mode or somebody, no way. Yeah, take Carson daily. Stop killing the vibe. Well, yeah, all right, take a fucking hike. You know what I'm saying? Let it play.

I know, I know. Yeah, it's trashy. Yeah, you should ask, you know, but also a good host driving a car would ask. Like, hey, you're too high, you're too cold, you want to put something on. Hey, you know, something, you know, sometimes with you, big man, I got to be honest, you don't you don't, you know, your body temperature ain't the same as everybody else's all the time. So sometimes I get in your car and it's like fucking hanging meat in there.

Yeah, I like it nice and cool and crisp on especially on a long drive. I need to stay fresh and awake. You need to plan ahead. And also that's what your little vents are for. You can turn your little vents off in my car. Oh, now I understand. I understand all that all that manners aside when you're in a relationship, it doesn't matter.

We have a rule. Oh, I get like four or five songs and then she takes it over. Yeah, my girl is a radio. She'll just I'm a big radio. I just like put on whatever and she'll just like that's all. If I go, OK, cool. I guess we're done. Keep it moving flexes on me, which lets me know who wears the fucking pants

and the checkbook in the family. I like a little 10, 10 wins and K Y W news radio 1060, especially in in climate weather. I always I always go back to the well of AM radio to find out what the real deal is out there on the street. Whatever in climate weather, inclement weather. Yeah, this is inclement weather. Yeah, that's the I think that's the origin of the word, but it's pronounced

inclement, inclement weather. No, it's not inclement. OK, OK, no, it's not. Yeah, well, 10 10 wins. It is that always reminds me of fucking plow and snow. And then, you know, six to eight takes you. But you can't find the weather on fucking serious and stuff like that. You don't know what's going on.

I don't care what it's doing. Hold on, let me pull up. I want to know what's going on in the street that I'm on. The fucking, you know, serious can take a fucking height. Those bozos, they don't know what's good. I don't I never understood serious. Who wants to choose from 10,000 unless you're interested? Unless you want to let you unless you want to get the fucking AYG game,

Daddy, oh, I just don't get it. That's just too much for me. It's like, you know, what's too much for you? There's too much to choose for 70s on seven 80s on 80. Well, here's here's the here's the. Listen, here's the good news, bozo. Give me give me 50 cents first album or shut it. OK, that's all I want to hear.

Here's the good news. It would take Elon Musk and an entire team of his top scientists to figure out how to get serious radio in that fucking hunk of shit. You. I know. You don't even do you. I couldn't even get you. I'd have to put one of their satellites on my roof driving around with the big dish. Driving around one of those V's like a like the limo.

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It is a good time, buddy. Hey, guys, if you're not familiar with the stereo app, check it out. It's an app. We do live streams on it. We take your questions live on the air. You guys send them in. It's your voice. We you hear it's a good time. It's a really cool way for you to get involved with us in the show.

I know for me every Thursday night when we started, I crack a couple of IPA's. I let my hair down a little bit, get a little loose. It's a nice little time for me. It's a lot of fun. Check out this time. Go to stereo.com slash Kevin Ryan or slash H Foley. We get to what our beaks a little bit. Get involved, baby.

It's a good time. We'll see you Thursday nights at nine o'clock right there on the stereo app. Now back to the show. You know what I thought? All right. Hold on, I thought of during the snowstorm, you know, it's really trashy. If your town does like an announcement of the weather at a certain point, like on the channel or on the radio, whatever, but it picks a location

in the town where it does it. I always thought that was down at the bank or whatever. We're down here at B and J Bank and it's currently 53 degrees with my dick up my asshole or whatever. When I when I was home, I heard I heard 32 degrees at the Acme and Phoenixville on the radio. Yeah, with 100 percent chance of 100 percent, 100 percent chance of Percocet. We we do believe the sale is going to go through.

Skinny Pete has just showed up. Hey guys, we're down here at the local Acme and, you know, Fatty Foley's credit card was just declined. More, more, more coming next hour. Thirty two degrees at the Acme and Phoenixville. Thirty one at the Johnson's Pizza, two blows down. All right. Great question. Great question. This is off to a great barn burner already, folks.

This is just when I say a home run of a question, I'm talking an HR out of the park. This is from Benjamin Wagner over there on a page around. When you preheat your oven, does it smell like frozen pizza? Dude, you ever just have an oven in an apartment that just smell you just whatever it's just been pizza for fucking a decade. Yeah, dude, I don't know what happens to it when it does that. It I don't know if I could identify what the smell is. For me, it's like aluminum foil, frozen fish sticks, pizza.

There's a whole little potpourri of dirt of dirt. Cheese on the bottom. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Cheese on the bottom. Crumbs on the bottom because we just got a toaster. We've been using that thing for everything. Fucking dry to close, fucking fix the house. We're hanging. Yeah, I got a fucking I got a four four genre.

Oh, that's pretty good. They're nice. I'm too shabby. I'll give you that. We like I always grow up a lot of I mean, most, you know, I was we were a toaster oven family. Let me ask you this. How many pieces of toast is too much for one person when you're at home making anything more than four pieces of toast? Now, that's really, I mean, that's crazy.

Yeah, I'm never going to finish all my eggs. I'm never going to finish all my eggs with just two pieces of toast. And then you're left with I'm sure I'm sure you'll figure it out. I'm sure you'll figure you'll figure out a way. Yeah, you know, that's too much. I mean, I think, you know, that's probably like the amount of carbs you're supposed to amount of bread you're supposed to have for a day. It's multi green. It doesn't.

Man, it's multi slices is what it is. OK, it's still too much. Multi. No, let's get that down to three. Let's get that down to three. OK, big man, we got to we got to keep an eye on you. New multi loaf bread. Yeah, great question. Yeah, next one coming up. This is from fucking home run of a name on this guy. Jack Columbus, shout out to Jack Columbus.

Which guys? I had a problem with the door. The door won't open. Why jiggle it? Take the. I mean, the wife was the wife was such a bitch. She's like, let him come down and get his own raincoats. Like you have nothing better to do than get his ring. What's he going to do with the with these old dusty raincoats? But if you're not, Jack,

Columbus is one of the hulking, you know, one of the greatest characters from Seinfeld, shout out to Jack Columbus, who me and you are Jack and Morty Seinfeld. I'm Jack Columbus. You're Morty Seinfeld. Really, I'm Morty. I think so. I'm the I'm the I'm the smaller, angrier one. You're the you're the bumbling doofus a little bit. Wearing a number.

Mrs. Seinfeld love to do shabby. I remember her. I remember her on Alf. She was on a show called Alf. You might have been too young for that. High for alien life form. Yeah, there's a hair in my tuna fish. Yeah, I know what Alf is.

What am I a fucking jerk off? There's a hair in my tuna fish. So it was it was like an origin. But yeah, it's a line from an episode of Alf, whatever, moving on. Jack Columbus's question is. You, my friend, know, Jack Columbus. Have you ever taken more than a penny from the take a penny, leave a penny thing?

Which in my bad days, I've been hemmed up and I would, you know. Take a 20. It's tough. You kidding me? Yeah. You know what always bothered me, too, is when somebody would pay with something with change, not not judging them that they're paying something for change. I've been there a bajillion times.

I get it. I'm still there. Whatever. I remember I remember going to get snacks at the fucking on when we lived on Titan Street, going around that corner to that fucking dirt ball gas station and fucking getting like $10 worth of snacks with all quarters in the lean days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Bring Kippy back to the back of combos. Oh, shout out to the combo when people would pay with change

and then like they would get like 27 cents back or something from, you know, their their transaction. And then they would put that in like the leave a penny take a pay. I watched a kid buy sigs one time, new ports at a while and paid in full change when they were like, you know, eight bucks or something, paid eight bucks and change. And then they she gave him like the 16 cents back or whatever his change was. And he like threw it in the leave a penny take a penny.

He's like, I don't need this. I'm like, no, you clearly need this. You know what I mean? Like, where do you get the confidence to start? You just left all you just left your whole net worth in the leave a penny take a penny thing, pal. You you need that. You need to get that on IRA quick. All right, third ball. Matter of fact, take the rest of it. Yeah. I'll dabble. I'll dabble.

I'll dabble in the leave a penny take a penny thing. And you know, it's all you don't make you feel like a real like a million bucks. Hold on. Hold on. Will you confuse the guy to will you be like, yo, I don't think you know math well enough. Will you be like, hey, your your price will be like 761. You'll give him like 1582 and be like, make him do some crazy fucking math where you get like a quarter and seven ones back or something. My dad was huge on that.

Just, you know, after the. No, after, you know, they would get like you would pay, right? And then the guy would enter you. My dad would pay with a 20 and the guy would enter $20 enter and then it would be like, oh, you know, your change is 761. And my dad would be like, well, I actually have 14 cents here. And then the guy like some fucking. So you're the worst thing you're like.

Oh, I saw my that shit used to drive me crazy. Once the transaction is done, once the fucking transaction is done, that's it. There's no once the wheels start spinning, buddy. There's no more. No, no more bets. All bets are closed. I know. I usually get if I try to do that, I usually get to, well, I already rang it in. That's always a good example. I already rang it in. Sorry. You want to give me the change? I'll give you a dollar.

But you know, it's going to say, you know, makes you feel real good when let's say it's $7.52, $7.52 and you give him a 10. Don't worry about the two two cents. You always feel like a big shot like, ah, thanks, man. You know, yeah, you know what? I just had yesterday I popped into the old bodega. I went outside. I didn't have a lighter catch a Bernie. So I popped into the bodega and I didn't have any cash on me.

And he's like, I pulled out my card and he's like, you don't have cash. I'm like, nah, this is it. He's like, I get it to me tomorrow. And then I went in this morning and I can broke them off. It was great. Yeah, it was nice. That's like you feel like a fucking wise guy. You know what I mean? I had that with a slice a couple of weeks ago.

I went into my spot to grab a slice and I only had my card. He's like, just get to get it to me tomorrow. I had no problem for you slice. Next time I saw him, I gave him a five. You know how it is, huh? You know what we're doing here? Let's go. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. A slice, take a slice. I get it.

That's how you. A little dish of pepperoni right next to the red. Take a couple of these. What a couple of garlic knots for the road. What are your thoughts on the garlic knot, by the way? I don't I listen. This is going to be maybe I've never had I listen. I I've been eating fucking that.

Pizzeria is my entire life, almost 45 years. OK, I never had a really good garlic knot. I never had a garlic that's exactly what I'm saying on paper. The theory of them fantastic. Sign me up all day. But you rarely get like a really fucking good one. It's always the insides a little dry or it doesn't fucking. I had one time this place I used to work called Santo Palato.

My first job ever. I was busting tables at like 12 or something. Dude, I was like an Italian bank. I was like. Santo Palato here at Santo Palato Bank. I give up a Scotty instead of lollipops. I thought that was pretty good. It was a bank and I was just I didn't.

Yeah, yeah, maybe it was a bank and I was just there eating. I was just there eating pizza and spaghetti the whole time. But they used to make their their garlic knots out of like it was like proper fucking a pizza dough kind of, you know what I mean? It wasn't like that's what they all know. I know, but this one, they did something to where these were actually good. But they don't do it for me. They give you the cup and then you dip the stuff and it's just, you know,

yeah, they're fine. If I'm in the mood, I'll be like, you know, let me get tree at M or something. You know what I mean? They do jack them up, which is pretty good, which I've had fucking I've had them all pumped up with when they put mozzarella cheese and sauce on them and then bake them in the oven. That's not bad. But they got pizza. That's a pizza.

That's a pizza. What are you talking about? Hey, can you can you make that a pizza? And then I'll see you. Come on, what are we talking about? He put a slice of chicken on there. Never had a good fucking garlic knot, man. Would love to.

Don't don't want to hate on the garlic knot, but would love to have a good one someday. I also don't know if I mentioned this to you, but I think I'm going. And this is a little bit of Seinfeld influenced. I think I'm going all Sicilian. As my pizza, I'm a Sicilian guy from here on out. I think I'm getting older. Shabby, it happens as you go.

I remember my dad used to eat it and that was like, you know, he might as well been drinking black coffee as a guy. I'm like, what are you doing? Yeah, to a kid, a slice of Sicilian. You were like, what the fuck is wrong with this? Yeah, yeah, I have a 401 guy. Doesn't get to union. This is nice. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I have a 401 K to get a slice of Sicilian. You couldn't just you couldn't be like a fucking 12 year old in order to slice a Sicilian. No, it didn't make it didn't make sense. I remember one once or twice, my parents getting like a whole pie and I'm like, who's coming over like what? What militia is is eating dinner with this? Get rid of this shit and get me around pie.

Fucking eight inches and get some fucking some peps on there. OK. Yeah. You know, who used to do it real nice. Pizza, how she eats a hot used to do a thin crust. Oh, buddy, they're thin crust. You could fucking mulch through that thing. I felt I felt like we were fucking. I felt like we were a French or something when we got one of them things coming to the house.

I was like, oh, la la, I can't be like. Do you think I don't know about the French bed or about the about the thin crust? I was a big Domino's thin crust guy fucking. Good night on that. And that's also very good. Also very good. They cut it in the weird way that we were talking about the other day.

They cut it European style fucking in like a checkerboard. Good show. All right. Next one coming at this is yes or yes. Tank 69 at any point in your lives. Have you ever considered triple X or with Vin Diesel or SWAT with Colin Farrell? Great movies. And I would like to say I thought SWAT was a fucking

cinematic masterpiece for like at least a year in my life until I realized it was just a big uncle shit. But it wasn't too shabby. If it gets you at the right age, those movies you catch where, you know, it's just explosions, a hot chick and Colin Farrell. Good night. Sign me up. You know what I mean?

Early 2000s that they really leaned into that where they took like the 90s model of like action movies, but they really over the top made it like. Cheesed them up. Yeah. The the the pinnacle of that would be the Miami Vice that he was in him and Jamie Fox, which I think it was a fucking great movie, but it was all about that.

Nobody was using their regular voice. It was all I'm going down to Cuba for a couple of days. Every line was like that. Every line you're holding the lines going to get edgy. It's going to get tough out there. You sure you got the stones to make it happen. And it was always some informant that didn't want to give anything up,

but he was a real fucking dirtbag fucking fantastic. I never fucked with Vin Diesel at all. What's triple X? What is he a fucking superhero or something? I think you know, if I remember, I've watched it for sure. I think he was like a stunt guy or like a BMX or something. And then like the government hired him to like, you know, a BF man, they they hired him to like recruit him out

for a 7-Eleven. Yeah, it was something. I think he was like an extreme sports star. I don't know if he had superpowers, but like. Hey, kid, put down that Mountain Dew. Put down that Mountain Dew in Tequito. You got to save the world. Yeah, it was very it was very that, I feel. But yeah, I mean, dude, those movies hit me

where I was especially fucking that. Yeah, you read the ratings to bad boys, too. Oh, come on, that's fucking way different. I was the same thing, dude, explosion. It was all just do they have the line in that when those when like they assembled the squad of like, you know, all the rogue CIA guys and stuff, they walks into the room and he goes, the one guy goes, you guys look like you're getting ready to do something stupid.

Sign me up. And I was just like, geez, city, daddy, oh. But yeah, that's great movies. They're fun. But trash, yeah, there's that's how you enter at every gymnasium from there on out. Yeah, yeah. Every race for shorty, trashy movies.

No, I wanted to say there is a Vin Diesel franchise. I don't know what it's called. His eyes glow. It's something in space. His eyes. Yeah, I've seen that. It's called a destiny or darker midnight or something like that. Yeah, it's something. He's some some some cheesy shit he has his night vision.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, those are pretty good. I fucked with those. But I mean, yeah, that's garbage. That's garbage. If that was the question is garbage down the line, you bring up Vin Diesel for your trash. Guy does all right, though, except a lot of cash, except except in his performance in Savin' Private Ryan shot out.

Oh, Caparzo. Come on. Caparzo. We call my we called my buddy Caparzo after for, I mean, all for years because of that. All right, this is from Adam Kay, which tattoo is trash here? A tribal armband or the words only God can judge me? As a friend, as as let me let me chime in here as a guy whose friends have, you know, multiple of these origins of tattoos, the trashier one is only God can judge me because it's like a message, right?

It's like an identity like you can't fucking tell me what to do. I'm, you know, this rebel society or tribal armbands. They were just hot for a time. You know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, you know, you got caught up with the wrong crowd for a couple of years and you got to end up getting a tribal tattoo. That was more of a trend. Only God can judge me as like a fucking you think it's a lifestyle.

You know what I mean? You're like, I'm fucking this is what it is. And it's like, nah, dude, you're a fucking dork hit the bricks. And and and with the tribal armband, there is the small chance that you might be Samoan, Hawaiian or something like that, where it actually I think that's all. Yeah, you could be Aquaman or fucking the rock or something like that, where it where it actually is, you know, means something to you. Yeah. Nobody. I don't think that's what he's talking about. Yeah.

There's no religion. There's no nothing that has fucking only God can judge attached to it. I mean, you made a grab at one of your cousins or something like that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You're you're trying. You're trying to fucking explain some shit with that tattoo. This is from Jesse. This is from Jesse Gertzman, which I've met.

Man, some questions. They just fucking take you right back. Have you ever had a radio slash CD player mounted under a kitchen cabinet in your home? Oh, my God. My buddies had them and I never understood that. I'm like, well, I at one point I thought it was like fancy that and a TV in the kitchen. I was like, oh, my God.

But then I was like, you know, in the kitchen, trash TV in the kitchen is great. My brother in the house, but trash, right? Now, but they had this fucking beautiful little kitchen and they fucking slapped a little tiny flat screen like in the corner, had it mounted and shit. Makes it real cozy in there. Watching Good Morning America while you're fucking Christmas morning, some shit going on, got the parade on real nice. CD player.

Yeah, but that's one day a year that you're like, oh, Christmas, you're setting the scene, you're making it all romantic. But like, if you're not, dude, I would stand in the TV on a Tuesday. If there was a TV in my kitchen, I would stand there most time standing up and eating. Just feeding all the all the fucking endorphins just going at once. Fucking having the fuck. Yeah, I mean, you're trashy. That's the thing.

You sometimes you forget that just because you like something, you go, oh, that's not trashy. No, you're garbage and that is fucking trashy. OK, OK. Moving on. Point. Sometimes fully gets fully just really falls in love with something. And then it goes, no, I love it. Yeah, you can love it.

It's trashy. OK. The debt. I love five deals from Domino's. The dad who did put the CD player or whatever underneath the cabinet. It never worked for more than five years. Some wires came loose. That was the same dad that like wired the whole house with speakers so you could hear the music anywhere. That shit never worked.

That always broke at some point. Yeah, you have something pretty trashy in your house. Yeah, we have we have the intercom that can go from room to room. That was I mean, the house was built in the 80s. That was like the height of fucking technology. You know what I mean? An intercom, you can go room to room. And then also you can go neighbor haven't stopped jerking off up there

and come down for dinner. You can talk to the neighbors like front porch or something like it goes to like one speak. I don't know. I never fully we never used it or whatever. But there was like a cassette player on it. It was weird. We never really fucked with it. But it's still there. That's like the fake wood paneling. That's Bucks County. Yeah, shit. I don't know.

That was like that was like I think they were building these nice houses back in the 80s and they were like, this is technology right now. But in like three technology was moving so quick that like three weeks later, they're like, well, this is trashy, you know, or it doesn't like make sense. People are like, oh, this is going to be cool. But then, you know, it wasn't right away. It's garbage, garbage, garbage, garbage. All right, this is this is from Tony P.

Did your parents ever make you lie about your age or to get a discount or reduced admission on anything? Oh, yeah, we ever did. Oh, yeah. I was 11 for a while up until a couple of weeks ago. I was 11 for a while. I don't know why. Yeah, he didn't save that much, man. I remember I recently asked my mom about something one time. I might have mentioned this before. So if I did, I apologize.

But we one time went to a drive-in movie. All right, it was me, my uncle, Mike's family. We all we all went to a drive-in movie together. We took multiple cars, OK? This was probably I think this was in Wilkesbury. They had come up to hang out with us for a couple of weeks or a week or something like that. And we went to a drive-in movie. You got if you got.

Hold on, if you got family coming for a couple of weeks, that ain't good. Something's happening, maybe a week. They would come on a weekend, three day weekend at most. If it's a holiday, maybe. No, we used to fucking settle in. They would get our rooms organized. I ain't going anywhere. Break out the break out the lifesaver.

The lifesaver sleeping blank and Uncle Hank staying for a while. I used to love it. Anyway, we're driving to a fucking drive-in movie in the early eighties. In mission, couldn't have been more than a nickel. Let's serve it. Of Lee, maybe five bucks, maybe five bucks. And there was like 10 of us. But for some reason, as we were pulling in, they made my one and get down

on her hands and knees in the back seat, and we put a blanket over her to cover her up. Just I don't know why. Yeah, just unless it was just like, you know, my dad and my uncle might just trying to like fuck the system. You know what I mean? Just like, you know, giving the old finger the finger or whatever. A couple of working guys, you know what I mean? They're busting their stones.

Why not get a little something on the slide? I don't know why we did it, but I was always confused about it. And I remember I asked my mom not that long ago and she's like, well, that was expensive back then. I spent the drive-in movie in the eighties. Come on, Patty. Yeah, that's that's that's unforgivable. That's tough. That's tough to justify.

That's really hard to justify. I mean, you got a grown woman hiding under a fucking, you know, an igloo cooler to save three bucks. Ain't good. It ain't good. Maybe I shouldn't be talking about it. What's the statute of limitations on something like these days? Yeah, I think the Wilkes-Bair drive-in is they're not coming after you for the for the three bucks.

Could be a cold case out there. You know what I mean? But can look for the foley's. Big ass fucking station wagon, wood panelings, old school as it gets in the back seat, given the finger to every car that drove by clean living. This is just funny. This is from Alex Tonello on the Patreon. Have you have you got the vaccine because you smoke or you're obese?

I tried to. I tried to get it, but they're but fucking, you know, got our boy Cuomo over there is fucking backpedaling. Surprise. I'm surprised that guy stole around. Surprise. You know, hiding out in fucking Italy, like Michael Corleone at this point, fucking hitting the land. That guy, they got coming to eat, coming down on him. But they were supposed to have it by February 15th, where fatties would be able to get it. You know, and I just thought, you know, since it's available, you know, that I should go get it, you know, so I can start maneuvering around a little bit more.

You know, especially now, you know, we've had we've had multiple, multiple scares playing defense on this thing. But when I went on to the website, they said, I didn't qualify. So I went in a hoagie and came back and I qualified. Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe fucking go get a pizza or some garlic. Not to put you over the edge. I don't know how they check that, though. Like they didn't ask for my weight or anything like that or any kind of documentation

to say that I am obese. I guess when you pull up there, like, all right, yeah, go ahead, Fatty. You know what I mean? Fucking yeah, I think if you're just so. Yeah, they put the needle in it, put the needle in a cheeseburger. Piece of ham like an old dog behind. Yeah, that's what I'm wrapping it on. Yeah. Yeah. Great question.

Funny question. This is from Christopher. Guilty over here. Did you ever have a pro wrestling name picked out? Because I for sure wanted to be a pro wrestler. We used to do backyard wrestling. You know, we were fucking, you know, yeah, we were. That shit was huge in the 90s or like early years, naked Kevin. Something I remember I had a move where like I would just like try to rip

like I would like, I know I'm trashy, dude. I was young. We were probably like 10, 11 when it hit, like with like Goldberg and Stone Cold, like that shit was huge at that time. And I remember it was like I would just like pull on the guy's neck. Like I would just like, I don't know. It's just like a fucking and I fucking fuck this kid up real bad. Like not like like I like fucking hurt his neck and like his mom had to call my mom and it was like, I was like, dude, we were wrestling.

What the fuck? You know what I mean? I was going ham. What do you want from me? Hey, your little fat kids going around putting kids in a camel clutch. Let's fucking pull it back a little bit. It's got super fly Kevin Snooka over here. No, we never fucked with that shit. I was a wrestling guy for maybe like a couple of weeks in the 80s when the Hulk was big.

I watched the cartoon. They had a cartoon Saturday morning cartoon. Him and the junkyard dog around solving crimes or some shit like that. I was into that. I didn't like the toys. The toys didn't do it for me. Now I can I can appreciate them. But if I didn't have full mobility, I couldn't.

I couldn't do my do my fantasies. Yeah, you know, yeah, I know. I get you. Yeah, I'm a G.I. Joe guy. I get you. I'm with the daddy. Oh, I'm not hating over here. Great question. This is from Jack. Fantastic. I'm not even really sure. I I fully understand this garbage question.

Have you ever given someone a random gift card in exchange for them paying for your meal? OK, you know, I get that one. I thought it was something else. You know, like, oh, here I owe you 15 bucks for, you know, the Red Lobster. I got a Best Buy gift card with 20 bucks on it. I'll give you that type thing. Any time you're dealing in gift cards, any time you're any time any time you're operating with gift cards, it's bad news.

It means you're hemmed up is what it means. That's your current store. Store credits a bad look, too. No, you've never. Who's ever given somebody? Hey, I have store credit over at fucking Moscow's. Oh, I mean, you know, in our, you know, in high school days or whatever, junior high days, I was like when, you know, you know,

I mean, people would I would hear it. I never did it. Or, you know, I'd be like, I have this if you're going to go there anytime soon, you know what I mean? Are you going to? Are you are you are you going to pet police anytime soon? Oh, man. Yeah, trash. I bought I bought something illegal one time with a stereo. What do you mean? Oh, like traded?

Sure. Yeah. Yeah, that's not bought. You you traded a fucking you you traded sound equipment for fucking coke or something. That's I did not say that. I know I'm making a joke, buddy. It's a comedy podcast. Kevin Ryan. Kevin Ryan said that, ladies and gentlemen.

This is from Alex Sherman. Does anyone in your family have Calvin peeing on some peeing on something sticker on their car? Which I have to say, if you if you're not on the Patreon, we do it in the Foley's crib. Foley has one on his house. Foley's family has the Calvin guy peeing on something on the house. I don't want to give it away because it's on the Patreon,

but if I can check out the Foley Cribs Edition on on Patreon, the video, he's got. I'll give it away. I'll give it away. You want to go fucking check it out. Should I not give it away for that purpose? They'll go check it out. I don't know.

It's it's Calvin with a little sailor hat pissing on the name Jane Fonda. And that's because she entertained the North Vietnamese troops fucking during the Vietnam War, which my old man was in and none of the veterans like her because of that. And rightly so. Sounds like something.

Yeah, some comedy bullshit to me. Love it or leave it, baby. Okay, let's burn through a couple more here. I mean, I think you've touched on this, but I don't know. This is from Andy. Have you ever used toilet paper? Have you ever used paper towels as toilet paper,

which I know you prefer? Prefer. I prefer it. Yeah. I prefer it. I ripped them in half and get like, you know, playing card sizes, but it just it just it gives you more grip.

You get more power. All right. Better steering and it absorbs more. You know, I'm buddy. Sometimes I'm all with you. Sometimes with my diet. Okay. Or lack thereof.

That could be a never ending thing down there. Be there for 45 minutes. Just going and going and going and going and going and going and going. I need something with a little grip. I gotta get in there. I gotta get in. I breach.

I don't do you breach? When you're, when you're, when you're wiping, I breach. What's that? I'm in there. I'm in there. I don't get in there. I don't, I don't know what in there qualifies for you. I'm sure we're playing different games.

But yeah, I mean, I, you know, I different gravitational fields are involved. Sure. Sure. I take care of business. You know, I wouldn't say I, I go dumpster diving, but I'm, you know, I'm taking care of things appropriately. What needs to be. Oh yeah.

So what was the exact question? The exact question was do you prefer paper towel? Yeah. Yeah. Which is, yeah. The big man prefers it, which I don't mind either. From Carrie Ann, have you, have you slept in your, have you slept in your work clothes so you can sleep as late as possible

the next morning before your shift? Which is insane to me. That ruins the night of sleep to me. If you're sleeping and she goes, I often did this as a teen working at Dunkin' Donuts. If you're sleeping in a dirty Dunkin' Donuts t-shirt in your bed, you are trash. Definitely in my jeans.

What's that Savia? Couple of minutes? A couple of minutes. A half an hour at least. If you roll out of bed and fucking splash and water on your face, brush your teeth real quick and you're at the fucking door. You don't gotta stop for coffee.

I just, it's waiting there for breakfast. You're rolling right in the fucking, so you're rolling in there, you're fixing yourself something nice. Time to make the doughnuts. I used to sleep in my jeans all the time. I actually prefer it sometimes. It takes two seconds to put jeans on to go to work.

If you're not showering, you're not showering. So take that out of the equation. If you're just waking up and putting jeans on, that's what's seconds, 15 seconds. Ready to go. I sound like I get dressed and then lay down. I'm already dressed and I'm like, I'm just gonna wear this tomorrow.

And I lay down and go to sleep and then wake up and I'm at the fucking door. Okay. Either way. You're really a go-getter when you do you. I bet you Elon Musk does that. I thought it was a question the other day. You don't get the Mars sleeping in your clothes.

Have you, that's not true. He wears the same thing all the time. Look at Steve Jobs. He wore the same turtleneck for fucking 25 years. Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't, I'm sure he doesn't, I'm sure he doesn't sleep in them. How many does he think he had? A lot.

A lot. I know. You think he had a lot? Hundreds. Yeah, hundreds. Yeah. Because I had a question the other day. Have you ever taken a shower and then put dirty clothes back on?

I did that with underwear just now, right? Before we recorded. I put a pair on last night, like a new pair. I think I got out of the shower and put them on midday yesterday. And then I was like, oh fuck, I got to hop in the shower before this to like just fucking wake up.

And I just threw the same undies. Sheath underwear, by the way. Sheath underwear, promo- Oh yeah. Check it out. The only underwear, fantastic product. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, let's do one more and then I got to jump here, buddy, okay? Let's do it, baby. We love you guys. We appreciate you hanging in there with this a little Zoom episode, little throwback fucking Mondays. We'll be back in the studio this week, I assume.

Yeah, this one's just funny. This is from, oh shit, I lost it. Sorry, oh fuck. This is from Jeremy. Have you ever been the only guy dressed too hip hop or too rock and roll at an event? Like a family event or anything. There was some times when I was listening,

when I got into rap in like sixth grade, where I for sure, I was like, I would show up to like Thanksgiving trying to be fucking mace and puff daddy from the Mo Money, Mo Problems video. You must have been so fucking annoying. I remember my mom would be like, put the other, yeah.

I had like, I had the real baggy jeans, mom. I'd be like, put the other jeans on. We're going to a nice event, you know, and I'm like, nah, you don't get me while I'm trying to spit my rhymes or something in the back of anything. You must have sucked. Yeah, it wasn't good.

It wasn't good. That's fucking too funny. I've seen dudes, I've never, I was never that into either one. Sure. But I've seen the dude that shows up that, usually what's a telltale giveaway is the generic baseball jersey open.

Remember? Oh, that's a dead giveaway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and like the hat. Just like a random team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and like you're wearing a hat at a funeral. Like what the fuck is wrong with you?

Fucking embarrassing. Yeah, that's not a good luck. That is too funny, man. Yeah, not a good luck. Gang, what an exciting episode. We love you guys. Thank you so much. We appreciate you.

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