Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Liars & Cheaters w/ Carly Aquilino!

Episode Date: July 16, 2026

Are You Garbage podcast presents stand up comedian and podcast host Carly Aquilino! You know Carly Aquilino from Stand Up Comedy, Secret Keepers Club Podcast, MTV's Girl Code, Hot Ones, Ridiculousness, Bupkis on Peacock, The King of Staten Island and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Brunt Workwear: Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code GARBAGE at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/GARBAGE Helix Sleep: Go to https://helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide — Exclusive for listeners of Are You Garbage. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey, everybody out there. Welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. How you done? It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after a group to be classy. Yeah.

We're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, Ais Foley coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in the new edition. She just asked if we can get an espresso machine. Okay. Begins on that. Sure.

My coach is coming in A from right next to me. He's the CEO of RU Garbage, but he's a bit of an international businessman. And coincidentally, I had asked him. the same thing about the depressor machine earlier and did not get a response. I said, go for it. Okay. I just wanted to call you out on air. Okay. Get it on tape. Kevin Ryan.

What's up, everybody? Thanks for the world's weirdest intro. You gave me nothing. You get a girl in here. You clam up. No. No. No. No. Hey, Courtney. Hi. What's up, every shot? Well, first of all, listen.

Make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. And a boys are climbing to frickin' charts. And obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patryon.com slash RUGarragerger. You go over there and get all that bonus content game. Yes, our gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly.

And I mean incredibly special guests. Yes. Back was the day after a long absence. Yes. But on the pod twice before. Yes. Back in the day. Uh-huh.

I missed you guys. Honestly. We greatly missed you. Yes. I really did. It's been a very long time. I know. We got the new stew.

You came in here like a breath of fresh air? Came in here like a tornado. And everybody, it was a lot for everyone. I'm really sorry about that guy. You slipped a far. Five in my back pocket. I can't. Take it.

I heard you. Spend it all in one place. Yeah, you can hear every week at her amazing podcast, Secret Keepers Club. One of our absolute favorites, Carly, Acklego. Thank you. And, Corley. Thank you. There you go.

You came in hot and energy. I was like being friendly. You are. And everybody was like, whoa, whoa. We don't do that here now. No, you walked in. You started saying hi to all the Purdue. Hi, Carly.

Nice to me. It was very like CEO. I'm a hand shaker. It was very like authority. I own this building, by the way. That's what I should have gone with. Charlie Aquino, pleasure to meet you. Strong eye contact, nice firm shake.

Yeah. Someone told me years ago that my handshake was like not good. That's not good. That angle. That's a robot. Yeah, but I like learned and now it's ingrained in me. Because I'm like, I don't want to give a wussy handshake. No.

I remember finding out about that. You can't be a wussy like that. If a man shakes a woman's hand or shakes like a potential employer's hand, and it's like fishy. Like, you know, it's like soft. Bad news. Yeah. Yeah.

It's like, who could take you serious? Everybody took me serious when I was shaking her hands. You're not wrong. You're not wrong. You're on a steel factory. Carlyacquino, good to meet you. I'll tell you right now, my word is my bond. You don't need no contract with me.

It's spitz in her hands. I had a kid that I grew up with in high school. His dad was a secret service agent. Oh, that's cool. They're not supposed to tell people about that, by the way. It's supposed to be a secret. No, he wears a suit and everything. He's not an undercover.

Okay, big man's on the fritz. He's being questioned by the Secret Service agent. He's all hot under these lights, huh, big man? He's not an undercover agent. Okay. I think of the thing of the CIA. Gotcha. Intelligence agent.

Carly, could you just pull your mic a little bit closer? Oh, sure, sure, sure. Oh, no, totally. And Foley, could you pull yours away a little bit? Why don't you hit the other room? Is this better? That's great. Gotcha.

Okay. I one time saw him into McDonald's and I shook his hand and I made eye contact and weeks later he told my dad that he's going to be all right he makes good eye contact wow wow yeah back to the catching up thing when you when anybody asked me what's going on it's instant defense why what you hear yeah yeah i said how are you you were like oh god here she's here let's get this over with here we go all right let's i guess roll i literally was like i don't know i was like i'm sorry we went to everybody apologize by the way yeah no but i said hi i said hi i said hi everyone met a lot of new people he got a whole crew got a whole crew got a whole crew's the

sweetest a lot of cameras yeah but i have to tell you guys a story yes you said you said you said you've been holding on something for years you said it happened about a month after the last time i saw you guys which was like five years ago 20 21 which is about five years ago that's the last time we saw was four years ago that's what i'm saying yeah it's crazy it's five years ago it had to a bit yeah 2021. Is there 2026? Are my nuts here? Yeah. But I was at a birthday party. I was just going to say that and I was like, don't say it. I was like, it's going to seem very like aunt. You blink and it's gone. Yeah. You believe that.

Time flies. Time flies when you have fun right guys. That's what I was going to do. And I was just I was like, stop. But I went to a birthday party about a month after the last time I saw you guys. Okay. This guy comes up to me. And he's like, oh my God, I just saw the clip. of you on are you garbage when I was in the car on my way here and I was like oh cool I was like I love those guys whatever blah blah blah end of the party he's like can I have your phone number I want to ask you like is it too much if I ask you out on a date so I was like sure I would love to go out on a day he was cool he was great great looking guy he had dental insurance I always ask what how did you know I ask I'm like do you have medical wait hold on but most most specifically do you have dental

because I want visaline wait you would you got good teeth though what they're all right But it's like... And you do well. I know, but I know that I can pay for it, but I don't think I should have to. Like, I would just rather get married. Do you know what I mean? You're from Brooklyn originally. Where are you from?

I'm from Long Island originally. I've lived in Brooklyn for a long time. The Long Island is coming out in you. Really? Let me ask you this. Because I want to go to the dentist? Because she wants visible. Checking a potential suitors, Benis is very long eyes.

Do you ask that before you give the number? Does that come out before you give the number? Well, it was like came up. conversation. And when I say came up, I mean, I blatantly asked, like, do you have health insurance? Yes. So if you would have said no. This is while we're chit chatting. So if he would have said no, he pulls out his HMO car. Oh my God. I forget. So Obamacare. Yeah. No dental, but. Nobody's got dental. We got dental. Yeah, but they screw you. There's nothing. It's not my. I mean, I have insurance. My deductible is like seven million dollars. They're like,

You have to die in order for it to kick in. It covers cleanings and whatever, but you got, you going for a, you're going on a Friday night, root canal killing you. Yeah. Looking for a little pain med, looking for a drill, get this thing out of there. Yeah. You're fucked. It's always also, the doctors that are covered are just kind of like not, it's like in

someone's house. You're like, is this even like a real doctor? Deep in Woodside queen. Yeah. It's a walk up or something. Yeah. Yeah. You're someone cooking in the kitchen.

You're like, why is this a house? It's so weird. It smells like potatoes. If this guy had. He hadn't said he didn't have insurance and he asked for the number. I would have still given him my number, but you got to, I was like he had, he had a Jeep. And guys, yeah, and he had dental. This guy's listening right now.

Realizing where he's. A Jeep Wrangler or a Jeep SUV? A Jeep like a Liberty. A Jeep's a Jeep. A Jeep's a Jeep. First of all, I had a latitude. Oh, you had a latitude. Okay.

That's rare. That's a rare. A little sass to it. Liberty is something that a female gym teacher should be driving. I feel like a lot of my, a lot of people I went to high school with, like the girls got the Liberty. Because the Liberty had the big sunroof, right? It was like a convertible jeep. It was so crazy.

Didn't that come with the sunflower, like put on the dashboard? Probably. It comes with eyelashes on the front lights. Catch with this guy's driving around. As you're going around the corner of the window, he's got dental though. My boyfriend's here. He's got eyelashes and he's got dental. You understand the show at a level.

Eyelashes on the car is all right. That's got to be like, I mean, that's a personality trait, right? That's a mental illness, right? For a minute. Yeah, I don't know where they thought that was going to go. My mom would be like, my mom wanted eyelashes on her car. So bad guy, she talked about it all the time. She was like, yeah, I guess just if anybody wants to get me anything for Christmas,

I guess think of two things, a left eyelash and a right eyelash from a car. And it was like a minivan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a green minivan. It's got to be a beetle. It's got to be a beetle. Even then, it's like, we get it. You have a cute little car.

It's enough. Yeah. What would you do if, like, say you're going on a date with somebody and the girl pulls up and she has high lashes on the girl. She's a stripper for sure. Really? I don't know. I don't think it's stripper vibes. No, you're not wrong.

I think a stripper would have, like, I always think of like a spider, like a Mitsubishi, like a eclipse. That's my sister, Addy. Really? Uh-oh. Yeah. But that was a cool car. I wanted that car when I was yelling. It was like midnight green.

Oh, cool. That's a special color. Yeah, she danced at Delilah's for a while. There you go. She did well. We called that the stripper wagon. Okay. Really?

See, I didn't even know that. I didn't even know that this was like an ongoing thing. Mid-90s high school. Like, well, there was this, guys, there was this like, she was like a dancer that lived at my house for little bit because my mom felt bad for my mom let her live with us. What? She was, yeah, it was. A ballet dancer?

No, she was like a, she was like a dance. In like a cage. I told, okay. And then more. At a club. At a club. I got you. Yes.

She kept her clothes on, no. Well, I think there was some. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of them to begin with. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of them to begin with. And she lived at my house for a little bit. That's not transactional. They're up there as like almost like decoration. So it's artistic.

They're like a Christmas ornament. Yes. Kind of. How did your mom know her? She was friends with my oldest brother, and she had, like, a very sad background, and she was like, she kind of was, like, didn't have anywhere to go. She's a lawyer now, by the way. What?

Yeah. She's a lawyer now, but she drove one of those spiders. How old were you? There you go. I was very young. I was about nine, and I, and it was. Trying to grasp what was going on? I didn't have a sister.

So there was this, like, cage dancer that lived at my house. Caged dancer is crazy. No, everybody knew. And my mom, like, went to, because my mom is very supportive, and my mom, like, went to the club one night to, like, watch her dance in the cage. What? Yeah. My mom's a lunch lady, by the way.

Like, just for a living. And it's like, why is the lunch lady at the club? Why is the lunch lady at the club? She's a cop man at the club. Oh, because the girl in the cage is, like, lives with her. Yeah. Wow. But she drove a spider.

She drove a spider. Eclipse, whatever it is. A spider was the higher end. I was like, I had the little flavor. Hey, you got her like that. If you got it like that, you spend a little extra money, you get the spider. At that cage cash. That was a car where you knew somebody was spending too much on the car.

You know what I mean? And not enough on everything else. Yeah, they were underwater on the car. Yeah, I always felt that way with Subaru. Certain Subaru's, I'm like, that's inexpensive. When they had all the accessories, I'm like, you don't need the bottom and the top. Like, it's like, why is it so low to the ground every time you would be in it, would boom, every bump.

Yeah. And then you have the spoiler. Where are we going? We're going to target. It's not that serious. Which you prefer. Because it's Aunt Carly and we're going to Target to get a live laugh, love plaque. God, I love Target.

You like that? What's the broad's name who's got the home line there? You like her? I don't know. No. Oh, I love Barefoot Contessa. Love her. Wait, back to the-

Jeffrey's a lucky man? Back to a guy. So the guy, so he asked me out, I'm like, he's driving a live. What's you do? He does like some type of. No, no, no. He's like a mechanic, but he works in like a boiler room. Okay.

You know what I mean? He's like fixing, it seems serious to me. That's a guy. It feels like they're going to be an explosion. He's got to be smart. But he drives a liberty. That's weird. Drives a liberty.

It doesn't match up. You'll see where this goes. Okay. So he brought up like, he's like, I just think it's so weird that I saw this video of you when I was on my way here. And then he asked me for my number. I'd give him my number. I'm like, oh, send me that video because I hadn't seen it yet.

He goes, uh, I don't have it. Instagram. And I was like, you literally brought up 5,000 times you just saw this on Instagram. So I know he's lying. Yeah. And when a, when a person's like, I don't have Instagram, sometimes they don't, but a lot of times it's like, I don't want you to see my Instagram. I don't want you to see my Instagram because I'm driving. I'm driving my girlfriend's Jeep Liberty around. So I went, I said, you just said you saw it on Instagram. What are you talking about? And he said the most seventh grader thing I've ever heard. No, I didn't. He said I was on my friends. Instagram.

Oh my God. I was on my friend's Instagram. Call my dad. You want to call my dad? I'm holding it for a friend. You lose a candidate. Who's on their friends Instagram ever, by the way? I got a lot of friends.

I've never handed my phone to one of them and go through my Instagram. Ever. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Even someone being like, can I see your phone for a second? I'm like that's the most psychotic thing I've ever heard. It's not happening.

I don't like my wife does it. She'll do it. I'll go after a while, go, what are you looking at? Yeah, totally. Too much dumb movement. Totally. Get out of it. What's going on?

in there I'm bad with it you know what do you mean you don't want people looking or you or you like leave your phone out you don't care no he don't want people no nobody does I went I had to get a new phone oh okay I had to get a new phone just maybe like two months ago I have my phone it didn't work it got wet didn't work I bring it into a Verizon and the guy hits you in a number of what the new phone's going to cost and I'm like okay and he's the age just got to turn in your phone I was like yeah I'm actually gonna burn it but Thanks. Even if I wiped it, reset it, deleted it, anything, I'm not turning my phone back over to a technology company.

Yeah, I have all my old phones. Oh, a stack. That goes right in the Hudson. Yeah. And I hit the claim wasn't. But they always say that, oh, we can sweep your phone. And then they're like, we'll give you like $10 off. It's like, I'm just going to keep this one.

I don't even care if it's shattered. They'll save two bucks a month. Yeah. If you give us your fee, get out of here. What do they do it? Exactly. I don't know. Somebody gets that.

I think they might use it for parts or something. They sell it. But it's like. They turn around and sell it to you. Oh, they refurbish it. Yeah, refurb. They sell it another country. Yeah, I don't trust it.

I don't trust it. Yeah, they sell them another country. The weirdest thing about that getting a new phone is like you go to Verizon and they're like, okay, it's $2,000 and then they're like, we don't have the phones here. Like you can't have a phone. That's happened to me every time I've gone to get a new one. I go to the Apple store now. Verizon never has the phone in stock. They're like, yeah.

I mean, like, we sold it to you, but it's going to come in the mail in four days. You're like, what? Are you asking for like a pink one? The large size is? No, they don't even have. They don't even make cuties anymore. They don't even make cutie phones like they used to. They always have it.

Time flies, guys. He goes, yeah, we say, we don't have the phones here. No. I don't know what you two are talking about. You're literally a phone store. Can I get a phone to go, well, what are you looking for? I said anything newer than this. I had like, whatever, the 14.

I'm looking for, give me the next. It doesn't have to be the newest. I just need something newer than you. I have never once encountered this in my life. He said we don't have them here. Seven phones. Yeah. They don't have the phones in the store.

It's like, then why have the store? There you go. To be fair. There you go. I was at sprint. You ever have this happen to you? All the time. Yeah.

Like, I mean, like all the time you get a new phone, but like, yeah, three or four times in my life. They don't have the color. They don't have the gigabytes or whatever. Yeah. It's like you're at a foot locker. Back to school season. I got like you checked about, I don't know.

It's swamp back there. The color never registered with me because I'm putting a case on it. Totally. So maybe I didn't know. I wouldn't expect you to be a case guy. Some people have that energy of like, I don't have a case on my phone. You know, it's like when I see that,

I'm like, wow, this person doesn't care about it. They're just like, whatever, just smash it. It's funny you mentioned that. I don't know where my phone is, but I don't have a case on it right now. Wow. Because the case broke. The top of it broke.

What's with the phone breaking and the case is breaking? I don't know. Okay. It's one of those heavy-duty. She just gave you aunt vibes of not believing it. Fair enough. What's going on? I don't know.

Okay. Move on. Clearly, you're being dishonest to me right now, and it hurts, and we're going to move on. No, any more questions? It's the case that everybody has, and it's supposed to be like a really good one. What?

The week before, I got a new phone also before Foley, and I got that same case, and the next day I went in and turned it in because that case stuck. Really? Yeah, I got the circle on the back. It's a mag safe case? It had the kickstand.

Oh, mine's got it. It's like an easel. The front broke. So I was walking around with an open-faced phone. A kickstand. is crazy. On the phone? What are you talking about?

Literally. That's crazy. Is that what you get rid of it? It's like a picture frame. Exactly. Wow. Watch my sign phone on it. That's cute.

I like that. So did you not give him your number? Or did you? So I had already given him my number. And then he said that I don't have an Instagram thing. And then me and my friend went to leave. And I went, he was nice. She's like, yeah, I'm like, he definitely is a girlfriend.

Right? She was like a thousand percent. Like, who pretends that they don't have an Instagram? All they talked about is Instagram. He talked about Instagram for five hours. I can't stress it enough. And yeah, and then that was really it. I found his Instagram in three seconds.

I googled his first and last name. And it was like, he was like, it was like his anniversary. Happy anniversary. The day before. No. Huh. He probably knew he was cooked there. Yeah.

I think he might have texted and I was just maybe I didn't answer or whatever. Because what am I going to do? Be like, ask a girlfriend. I'd just rather not answer. That'd be very uncrawly of you though. I don't know. tough guy yeah why didn't you tell me Tiffany why didn't you get Tiffany over here why didn't you give me Tiffany's number you're smoking a sale of 100 so I thought

that was crazy that's crazy and that's like your that's your boys that's no no no come on guys we don't co-sign that a lot of good upstanding dirt bags out there this guy's a two time and sleaze ball yeah I was like what the heck is going on over here you your support by the way yeah by the way if you're if you're in the page what do you want you're in the page and thanks we forgive you took a shot at it carly what do you want By the way, I miss you. No, I'm kidding. By the way, please call.

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I got one. Back when you were a young buck, you know, out there, Long Island. Who was the most famous person you met growing up? This is a new question since you've been going a long time. Interesting. It doesn't have to be like a huge celebrity. From my town. I know.

Just anybody. It could have been like a radio guy. It could have just somebody you were like, whoa. Like a MET that lived out there or something. Well, there was a, you know who would do the school assemblies? McFoly. Well, the wrestler? Yes.

What do you mean do the assembly? He would like do like, he would there would be like assembly and it's like McFoli was there. I don't remember exactly what he was doing. I was like, holy shit. That's crazy. that there's like a wrestler. Is he from out there? Can you see if McFolys from out there? I don't know, but he was always in the school. He does a lot of, he's very philanthropic. He does a lot of charity stuff. And so he was always, there was always something going on with him.

Which I loved. Because I loved wrestling. He's got to be from Long Island. Raised in Long Island. Yeah, there you go. It's a public school in Long Island? Public school. And then I went to, um, you loved wrestling as a kid? I did. I have two older brothers. Oh, okay. So I, when it was WWF. Yeah. That was, that was, That was the good stuff. Loved it. By the way, I still love Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's my number one.

I was trying to get him on a show. Really? It'd be great. You got to ask him about his cats. Why? He's got two cats and they're so cute and he loves them. Do you guys follow him? Pancho and macho?

I don't think I do follow him. I'm sorry. I don't have Instagram. My friend told me it was good though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She should check it out. But I would say him and then. That's a good one.

Yeah. That's a huge one. Yeah, your school assembly. That's proper famous. That was, yeah. It was during that time, too, like the 90s. It's crazy. And then I would go to every once in a while to, like, the Rosie O'Donnell show because my mom knew her.

My mom grew up across the street from her. Rosie? No way. We were just talking about it. Love that Rosie O'Donnell. As a kid, it was so fun and cute. And she, I don't know if she came up with it, but she patented cutie puttoes. Really?

That was her. A cute pitutti. A little cutie patootie. Any time a kid was on the show, you have a kiddie pitie patootie. Yeah. She grew up across the street from my mom. Yeah, my mom drove her to the comedy show that she got discovered. What?

I swear. That is Long Island lore. She really owes her a couple bucks. It's like my mom's just been telling the story. Rosie's like, who? But she actually did grow up across the street from her, and it was fun to go to her show because there was always, like, toys around. There was like bobble heads.

Did you have to go backstage? I met her a couple times, yeah. That's big. Yeah, that was, I'm trying to think of. That's huge. Yeah. That's actually classy, because if my family would have had access, to that, they would have abused it to no end.

We went a few times. Yeah, I think we went like maybe three or four times, which is like kind of a lot. No. No, it's not. Not your pair with a real deal. No, a thousand percent. Yeah, we'd have been moving in there. I'd have been ordering things. Rosie and it's me. Yeah. Right, right, right. Showing up there without my parents and stuff like that. I'm going to hang out. Yeah. You guys get lunch yet?

You're in the green room smoking a cigarette. Yeah. And I think. That's great. Yeah. Billy Joel once. I met on a at a charity thing. I don't remember. I was a kid? No, I was like, I was in high school. You met Billy Joel? Yeah.

These are big. I love Billy Joel, by the way, which is very long island to do. But you guys, do you guys like Billy Joel or Bruce Springsteen better? I'm Billy. You're Billy. I'm not a Bruce guy. I do, I know there's a first guy. No, I respect the boss, but as far as less fluff, I'm Billy.

There's a lot of Bruce Springsteen songs that people are like chanting and singing. And I'm like, this fucking straight. Totally. Billy puts out hits. Yes. Billy's a hitter. Yes. There's something, there's something sinister about him as well.

Deep down. He'll literally crash his car into your front door. He'll drive right into your living. That's how I met him. He keeps flying through the window. What the hell, Billy? I told you to the honk. Is that a liberty?

You've met a lot of, you know, you've been quite successful. Who's the most famous person you met? I mean, Billy Joel's up there. But as an adult. That's the most impressive answer we've ever gotten off that question. We had one president. Somebody had a president. President.

But he told him to get away from the car or something. Get away from my car. No, no. Is that meeting? No, it was Ross Perrault. Presidential candidate. I can't remember who that was. Johnny Pemberton.

It's so funny to be like, I met this guy and he was yelling at me. He yelled at me to get away. Wow. Get away from car kid. But who's the most famous person you've met as an adult since you've been famous? I think I'm trying to think of who's, I feel like I feel like I feel like I I've met a lot of people where I'm just like, that was crazy.

I never met Oprah, I know. I met Leo. You met Leo. Leo's cool. What? Yeah. Leo's really cool and chill. Where'd you meet him? He, um, I went to the after party for the, one of the anniversaries of Saturday Night Live.

Really? And he was there and he was cool and chill and normal. Like so normal, he was like, I'm Leo. It's like, no, a thousand percent I know. Really like cool guy. I'm Leo. Yeah. Wow.

Leonardo. I have Leonardo. Totally. Decaprio. A new, a new. Leonardo like the turtle. As fully as Johnny Drama from Entourage. I never saw Entourage. Whoa. You are Queensville. Can you explain

who Johnny Drama is? Do you know Mark Wahlberg? Of course I know Mark Wahlberg. Do you know Donnie Wallberg? Marky Mark. Yes, of course. Donnie Wahlberg would be the he's a cartoon version of like he tries really hard to be cool and famous. Which is an unfair comparison now because he's had a long-running stint on blue bloods.

Very true. Wow. Blue bloods. Dramatic act. Freaking love that. Your mom probably loves. Oh, I'm sure. My mom names me after someone on a soap opera.

So I'm sure my mom love it. General Hospital. Your mom still watches General Hospital. She watched General Hospital when she was like pregnant with me and she was like, I love this girl. What character do you know? Carly. I don't know, Carl. You got a picture?

Carly Carrey. I'm named after her. Yes. Was that the character's name? Well, they switch. They switch. You know, soap operas, they like, they switch the actresses. Randomly.

It's like you love an actress and then it's like a new girl the next day and they don't explain it. Fictional character. Yeah. So it would be the person that- It's played by four, wait, one, two, three, four, five, six different people. Holy shit. I've tried to figure out which Carly. 1990.

1990. That doesn't make any of it. She came out in 96. So she lied to you. No, maybe that actress. Yeah. Duration of the character. Really?

So it had to have been General Hospital. She always says it. She might have made it up. Because I thought it was car. Really? I don't know. We're finding this out in real time. I want to call her.

Hey. The character. I just found out that's like not my real family. Like somebody, my mom like took me at the grocery store and then it's like, we'll tell her it's from general hospital. You're actually a 60-year-old woman from the South. You are probably Aunt. You're an older, you're an older Long Island woman. Yeah.

Oh, my God. First appearance, 1996. What the? Maybe it's got to be a different. It's got to be a different carly on the show. It could be. Well, if this character came out on General Hospital in 96, because I asked her once, I was like, what is it?

Like Carly Simon? She said, no, the girl from General Hospital from the soap operas. Do you remember them calling you by your name from age zero to six? Maybe they didn't name you until you were like six or seven. You wouldn't remember that. It's like a puppy. You're like, I don't know. It'll come to me.

They just said, hey, you. Oh, you could be Carly Spencer. Ah, Collie Spencer. Guys. Guys, I really hope. I really hope for Carly Spencer. When was she there? Is that Heather Thomas or Heather Blockler?

No. I feel like soap operas are still popular, but it's the people that were watching them in the 80s. For sure. Really? So am I younger than I thought? My mom forgot what year I was born? Wait. What's this one?

Same 96. It's the same one. What if it was a one off character? She was only on the show for one. Is it a delivery person? I just like the vibe. I'm losing it. That's crazy.

And I've been telling people this since I found it out. I've been like, I'm named after the girl from General Hospital. Cutsu, she wasn't even on the show. The girl. There's multiple Carly's on the show. You can't say that. That's it. Yeah.

Ellen. Your time's up. Time to tell the truth. That's your mom's name, Ellen? Ellen. I love that. Yeah. Wow.

It's a mom name. It is a very mom name. I think I've met like two younger Ellen's. Yeah, that's a tough one. Do you guys have a family group? It's a tough one. I'm saying to be a little Ellen. A little Ellen.

Do you guys have a family group chat? No. Really? No, no, no. Okay. I would have pegged you for them. My parents are like. Your parents are still together, right?

Your mom and your dad are doing. Yeah. Yeah. Do your dad have Instagram? No, my dad used to be all over your Instagram. I've posted them on Instagram before. They're wacky dude. It's wacky dude.

which I love them. Yeah, they've been together for like 50 years, which is crazy. They met in a models. They might be lying about that, too. Yeah. They met in a model? We did mod. Gotta go to Moes.

Yeah, got to go to Moes. They didn't mean 50 years ago. 50? Maybe they met. Gotta go to Moes. Well, they met 50 years ago. Or they've been married for. What years did Models open up?

I honestly, let's get them. Let's get them on the horn. 19. Feel like my mom lied. Let's see. Imagine, and Models didn't know until 2007. No, I previously walked, that was the Dix we walked out of it and they had the history of it.

Yeah. I mean, the first one was 1889 in Lower Manhattan. Perfect. 1889 and Lower Manhattan. Yeah. Whoa. There you go. They've been together for a million years.

Okay. A sports store. 1886? Were they shot there? It wasn't a sports store at the time. It was like a Sears. It was like a department store. They had everything.

Yeah, they had everything over there, apparently. And you could get a man over there, too. Which is crazy. It was like a Woolworse. Yeah. I always tell them, I'm like, you met one person and I got models and then you married. Like, I'm like, you guys got married after you met at Models. They were young then, right?

You don't make the first purchase of the while. You keep walking around. Yeah. But it all worked out. Got to shop the store. Yeah. But, yeah, it all worked out. That's cute.

I like that's cute. I like that. Okay. But yeah. Huh. I also like to explain the story a little bit. Like when parents had to explain. Well, it wasn't in Models then. It was different.

It was actually a whole department. It was like a Sears. It was like a Sears. It's like a Sears. Then you got to explain what Sears was. You got a wannamee? Oh, I love the Sears catalog. Forget it.

The toys? You're a Shark Tank gal? Please. I love Shark Tank. And that's why I'm- Let me in the tank. Guys, for that reason, I'm out. Who's your favorite?

Your mom lied about your name? And for that reason, I'm out. Right. What do you watch now? When you're sitting on the couch, watch the TV, what do you watch? I love Shark Tank. I've seen, I haven't seen the, like, I haven't been watching recent episodes, but, you know,

they replay. it all day. And so I feel like a lot of the episodes I've seen, it's like before Mark left. Of course. Because Mark is my baby boy. I love him. Shout out. I was a big fan of Mark Cuban. He shoots you straight on there. Yeah. He left. I know I haven't seen any since he left.

He was a real lynchpin of that show. He was. He was the richest one on the whole show. Is that true? Yeah. He's got a bee. He's a billionaire with a bee. Bill. Those other guy, a couple hundred million. That's peanuts. Somebody just became a trillionaire. I don't know who it was. Elon. I thought it was Terrell Ones.

That motherfuckerger's broke. Yeah, big, big shark thing. Yeah. Okay. Who would you want to go with if everyone gave you an offer? Depends on what kind of product. I play this one. I'm getting into retail.

If I'm getting into the fashion industry, I'm going my boy, Damon John. Shout out to Fubu. Shout out to Fubu. If I have a consumer product, it's going direct to customers. Probably going Lori. I was going to say, big fan of Lori. Almost like it depends on the fashion too because Lori could sell those things are selling like hotcakes over there on QVC. If I'm selling the broads, I'm going.

I like Lori. Yeah. You gotta love Lori. She's always got a nice set of pumps on her. I would go with cute. Her heels are so high. She's reaching for the stars. I like Robert,

too. Oh my God. And Trish. I love Robert too. He's, I love him. Yeah, he's great.

They're all good. I like, I would say Mark Cuban would be my number one. I got to love, you got to love Barbara Corcoran. She's a wacky doodle. She's in like, you know,

they air it out. She's a bit of a freak date. Oh, she's an old school. Cougars. Oh, she's freaky. Somebody will come out shirtless and so he'll be like, honey, I want to give you the deal and I don't need the business. Yeah.

She'll be like, I'll give you triple what you asked for. There was a guy who was selling like macaroni and cheese on Shark Tank, like a. I remember this. Yeah. Yeah. It was folly. One thing of Velvita shells and cheese. Hello, shits.

Army sharks. I'm watching it. But Barbara gave him a deal because he was like, hotie. He was like a hot guy with macaroni and cheese guy. She was like, I'll give you whatever you're asking for. I love her. I love that lady. I love her. Yeah. I would go with Cubans. I think whatever I'd be offer would be like not cheap, but it'd be gimmicky. You know, he would be selling like shrimp poboys or something like that. Yeah. Mr. Shrimpies. Seems like you got this thought out of him. Mr. Shrimpies. You knew the name,

too. We'd have three locations. We'd start off with a food truck, obviously. Of course. No, a brand recognition. Of course. What's your annual sales now? A little under negative, $100,000? Oh, I love when they're in the negative. And they start doing that because they're so good at math, all these people.

It's crazy. The sharks are like, wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's backtrack here. You see them like close the book? Yeah. This guy stinks. They flip that. They ripped the cage.

You want to something 5% for $6 million in your negative revenue? Yeah. Huh. Okay. Anybody in the family drink Heineken? No. Are you off the sauce? You drinking a little bit or no?

I drink, yeah. What do you do? Wine, a beer? I love a beer. I'm usually beer. I'm usually beer. But if I'm like, you know, if I'm eating and it like makes sense to have wine, if I'm eating fish and white wine or like steak, red wine. But I'm usually like a beer.

That's the only rules I know. Yeah. How you get that? And I've learned that from wine people. They're like, you can't have beer and steak. It's weird. That's not true. What is?

Steaking a beer? Exactly. This guy's, he's giving me the thumbs up. I can do it? He grew up rich kid. He knows all. He grew rich? That's sick.

Good for him. You're not supposed to say that. We did all right. No, but it's good to be honest about it. Because that's when people start going, this guy's lying about, he grew rich and then they lie about it. So it's good to, it's good to be honest. Good for him.

The homies now. They know. And if he says, you could drink beer and have like steak and I'll do whatever I want. I'll have everybody call him. The one good thing about the Dempsey's, which is Luke's family, there's not just cash there. There's class and hard work and grit. They're very well grounded. They're very well-adjusted people.

Love that. Yes. Good for them. It sounds like you're trying to get into will, if I'm being honest. They're well-adjusting, good, caring. And they're like a family to me. Yes. I've always said.

I've always felt like a son. So do you, mom, dad. I'll see you this Thanksgiving. Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, but I'm usually a beer. I love a Guinness. What?

I love a Guinness. You love a Guinness. How many Guinness is you having? Depends. Guinness is like, everybody thinks Guinness is heavy. It's not. It's a dirtbag fact, yeah. Yeah, it's like the low calorie.

It's the low calorie. I wasn't going to say anything about the calories, but it's not heavy. People think because it's so dark. They're like, why would you drink that? It's like it's light. I know. This episode is brought to you by Guinness. No, it's not.

It's garage beer and garage beer. I'm trying to think of what else. I would say Guinness. I like a Corona Modelo, Pacifico. Aunt Carly. Yeah. Yeah. Is that ant vibes?

Yeah. Really? Yeah. Just like a little Corona with like a lot of lime. Yeah. You know a vape? Yeah. You have a siggy at all?

Used to be a siggy. Oh, I love a siggy. I love a siggy. You have a siggy every once in a while? Yeah. Do you keep a pack and you'll go to the pack? Or do you think I might have it? You might do a pack.

My whole freezer is cigarettes from, other parts of the world. No. I go, when I travel, I get a carton. So I have like, yeah, I get a carton at the airport. And then I put them and you freeze them and you freeze them. Yeah, because so that I have like a million packs. So I have ones from France, Italy, Spain, Japan.

I have all the cigarettes in my freezer. There's no food in there. Huh. And it keeps them fresh. They don't like freeze, but it keeps them fresh. Are you guys mad at me? Because everyone's looking, after I said the Guinness, This thing, like it got weird.

No, no, no, no. The energy was shifted. Guinness was fine. It was fine. A pack I'll give you. I love a skinny sig. That you do. Yeah.

Like a Capri? Yeah. Like the ones that they got over there. You're Trish. Yeah. It's my destiny. I assume. Also, your old two hands to drink that water.

I don't know if you picked up on that. You were drinking it like a little otter. What? She thought that was cute. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I would have to assume the fridge and the freezer is extremely well clean and organized.

Is that right? Yeah. Are you renting or do you own? I'm renting. You're renting. Yeah. So I got, I feel like my, my freezer's a lot of cigs and ice pops. Ice pops?

Yeah. Outshine bars? Love outshine. Good. I love that. Really? What do you got? You got the little dove ones?

Those are good. He's not doing that well. Yeah. The doves are good. They're like this big, though. You have to have like seven. Yeah. I'm in a transitional period.

right now, so I don't really have the freezer stop. You don't have a freezer. You don't have a freezer. No freezer. I have, no. Okay, we'll get your freezer. We'll see. Freezer burning. Freezer. Even that was in.

We'll get you a freezer. I think Uncle Donnie's getting rid of one. We'll give you. We'll start you with a fridge. We'll get you a bed. Get you back on your feet a little bit. If you start dancing in a cage, her mom will take you in. Oh, yeah.

Literally call my parents. I'll take you in. I love it. Her dad coming out on your new boots. He's a fan. He'll take in. My dad watches the party. He loves it.

Shout out to you. What's your dad's name? His name's Nat. Shout out, Nat. Thank you, sir. What's that sure for? That's just what he is. Well, his first name is Joseph, but he goes by Nat.

He always has. Talk about our kind of guy. Yeah. I like that. I'm going by that. Don't ask you any more questions. Harley, it's Nat. What was the last vacation you went on?

The last vacation I went on was to Barcelona. And who you're going? I love Barcelona. I was running around somewhere. That I went for a wedding. Yeah, loved it. Friends? I loved Barcelona.

Foudhood friends? My cousin was getting married. Yeah. And I brought my best friend as like my plus one. Wow. Because, yeah. Mom and dad go? My mom went.

Very nice. My mom doesn't like, my parents just started traveling like last year or two years ago. So they're not used to it yet. And I don't know if my dad was like really. He's not a travel guy. I ain't going. Spain. They want to stay nearby.

Yeah, you know, but my mom went. Yeah. A lot of those guys I found out, and I have it too. I got to ask my dad about like, you know, he just like go to you. They always worry about it when they get sick over there. They got to go to a foreign hospital or something like that. Really? That's what they worried about.

Yeah. Interesting. I got my doctor's here. Yeah, yeah. That's so funny to like not go on vacation because of that. Like, what if I get sick? It's like, I don't know. Can you not get sick for one week?

But I get that. I get that. Yeah. In a tropical resort. Right. Yeah. I think it's funny. I'm dying a hospital in another country.

I don't know why. Yeah, no, of course. I mean, it's not ideal. It would suck. To be fair. But it's better to, like, not get sick, but I guess you can't control it. Especially, guys, there's a new bacteria

every other day that's killing people. Upper East Side is bad. Riddled. Yeah, what's going on up there? That's why I don't go up there. Who the fuck goes the Upper Easton? So you get for living up there. Yeah.

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Yeah. What do you bring into the house? Interesting. Well, I would ask. You would ask. Is there anything? What should I bring? And I'd say nothing.

If you say nothing, I would bring a nice, if you drink, I would bring a nice bottle of alcohol. Maybe a couple of Japanese cigarettes. I think there's like a certain, yeah, a couple of Japanese cigarettes, but I think there's a certain etiquette, right? You don't want to, you don't want to bring something that's going to, like, put someone out. You don't want to be, like, heat this up in your oven. It's like, I already got enough shit going on. You don't want to bring a task. Yeah, it's like, hey, you have to cook this.

It's like, what? I didn't ask you to bring this. I brought some buffalo dip. I think it's nice to bring a dessert. A dessert or a dip that nobody has to, it doesn't need to be refrigerated, doesn't need to be cooked, it's fine. Like a little appetizer, yeah. I make a good dip.

What kind of dip? Dirty martini dip. What the heck is even there? It's good. Harley? Yeah, I'll make it next time. I'll bring cigarettes and dip. That's all I got to offer.

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No, I don't want it. Okay. Okay, we're moving on. No, me neither. That's kind of your idea. Okay, wow. That's a fancy dirt bag. It's an easy peasy dip.

Easy peasy dip. Easy peasy one, two, three. We had an etiquette coach on here, and she said something very similar. Would she say? She said, don't bring, don't assume,

like don't bring something that might clash with the meal. Interesting. See, that would clash with a lot of stuff. No, that's a party dip. That's a party.

But that's the beginning. Yeah, not at all. Yeah, yeah. And that's people are coming. That's the, what a cocktail hour?

Like a third or a little appetizer. Appritha. They're not serving that with the dinner. No, no, no. That's like a little snack beforehand. But I think it's easiest to bring dessert. Yeah. What would it be?

A little bakery out in Brooklyn? Yeah. I wouldn't bake. I wouldn't bake. I can bake. But I can bake like banana bread. I can make it like banana bread. Unless you're really good, I think the days of baking something and bringing it over to Sillard's house is gone.

It's like leave it to the bakeries. Yeah. Let's keep those guys in business. Christmas cookies is different. Yeah. Christmas cookies. That's how you're answering. Dave.

Let's leave it to the pros. Okay. Buddy from cake boss knows how to do it. Got out the buddy. Got it to do it. Hmm. If you're ordering, you're at a restaurant, you're ordering from the menu, will you point at the menu?

Like, I'll do the chicken parmesan. Or do you have it memorized? No. Yeah, not like show it, but like. Kevin's the waiter. Okay. I'll do the chicken parmesan. Oh, I don't know.

I don't think so Well, do you have it Maybe I do Maybe I do Now that I think about it Because to just like speak to the person And not like Because I think I would forget

I would get flustered I could be prepared But I'm like this is I would like this This this and this But I got to point to it I got to remind myself What I want

Because then I forget something If I don't know how to say it Like if I can't pronounce the word I'll start If it's chicken mazzalino or something like that I'll do the chicken And just point to it

Yeah The chicken mungumum Yeah That or if you go, oh, I'll do whatever, I'll do the chicken mausoleum. Yeah. Right? And if they have a backup, I keep it open in case they have a backup question. Totally.

With the shmish, I can reference. Not just for cheese, please. Yeah. No ketchup. I don't want it anymore. Never mind. My water's fine for me. Can I have my menu back?

I'm scared. I'll do the martini dip. I'll just take the check. No, it's like, it is very scary. It is very scary. It's a pan. I got bad anxiety. And they always do have a follow-up question.

I never thought about that. They're like, is that what the capers? I'm like, I don't know. You guys are making it. Yeah, yeah, you tell me, guys. You went down to Romanov sauce, whatever it is? Yeah. Are you prone to mosquito bites?

Am I prone to mosquito bites? I'm not one of those people that's like, they love me, you know? You're shum in my blood. I got that sweet. That's exactly what I was looking for. My mom, I guess I'm sweet. Muskees love me. I love that.

Okay. Oh, God. Would you prefer a mint or gum? Gum. You got a brand? I love gum. I just like all gum. She likes all gum.

Big league chew. If you pulled out a second. Bubble jug? Bubble jug? It was like powder in a jug for some reason. That you somehow got there. That was baseball game snacks. I used to love the ones that would be orange and it would come in like an orange juice carton, a little orange juice carton.

Oh my God. Yes, but it was like a little tiny gum. Yes. I was a big fan of the little tiny The little tiny box of rich crackers Or little tiny things Yeah, oh those are the best They still have those over at Costco

They do? You're doing Costco a lot? I've, I'm a membership You got it to my mom's membership You got added to your mom's membership. You got added to your mom's membership I got my own card and everything You know what?

I show it when I go to the bar Hey Carly Aquilina Yeah, by the way I showed at the airport It's okay, I'm TSA Precheck And I'm all my mom's Costco membership She added me as an authorized user

I can actually make changes to the plan. Wholesale? Yeah, Costco wholesale. Thank you. Do you go to the grocery store? Yes. Do you don't order like, what's it like? Post, like Instacart.

Something like that. If it's heavy stuff, I do. Where are you going? You're Trader Joe's? I like Trader Joe's. There's like markets and stuff by me that I, it's very rare. I like make a special trip for Trader Joe. Is this a regimented thing?

Do you go every week? Yeah, I go. I try and not go every week because then I end up buying stuff that I don't eat. and then I'd rather go like a couple times a week. But the big stuff of my, I'm guiding drinks or whatever, I get it delivered. Because I'm like, otherwise I have to Uber home. Me walking down soda. It's like, ew.

Literally disgusting. What kind of soda are you banging? Oh, Diet Coke. D.C. Cherry Coke. What else? Dieter pepper? You like the cans?

Love the cans. You're a can girl. Yeah. Interesting. You're not? I'm a 20-ounce guy. The 20 ounces taste funky to me. And they don't get as cold.

They don't. Wow. They don't. I'll rip a fucking 20-ounce bottle of DC because I like the volume. I need 20 ounces. Yeah. I prefer two cans. A can to me.

I don't have them two cans. Yeah. I get two cans. They get 20 ounce. See, I feel like the 20 ounce there's something, there's something funky about it. I'm not crazy about it. I give it to you. But I always get like, seltzer, diaco.

Kind of selters you make. Depends. Sometimes they got funky flavors over there. You do funky. You're probably like the wind, the spin drifts and the poppy. Like lime and strawberry or something. You go for a deal? You like something on sale?

No, I just get whatever. I like it. Writing it down. Oh, yeah, you don't say. Huh. Okay. Have you ever had your picture taken on a roller coaster when you're going over the thing?

Yes. Is that still somewhere in your possession? No. Who was in that picture? I don't think so. I feel like I've gotten them a couple times. I remember going with my friends in, which one is the one in L.A.?

Universal Studio. I don't know. Is it Universal Studio? Is it the World? And Universal. Oh, there's one of those. But I remember we all tried to like do a pose at the It was like a bit

You were adults. Yeah. Right, you're not like. Yeah, this was like three years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't think we all were like this looks so stupid. Yeah, it never looks as cool. It's truly, truly.

Hmm. Any diffusers in your house? Um, like scent diffusers. Uh, no, like trust. Are we talking about plug in ones or what are we talking? What do you got? Would they be called? I got some reeds.

I got some reeds. Like the sticks. Like the sticks. Hey, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking, okay, I was thinking of a diffuser that's like a humidifier.

No, like you would put like the essential oils in. Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. Clacy. But I have like, yeah, the reeds and stuff. Very nice. Yeah. Pretty good. Do you cook at the hell?

You're cooking? Yeah. You making eggs? You do eggs? Yeah, I like eggs. You are cooking. Love crampies in a morning. Let's say you're home.

Couple scrammy, couple hard boiled. You're doing HBs. Is that bad? You like a jammie egg? Love a jammie. Wow, that's it. Seven minutes on the dot. That's exactly.

That is the pinnacle of egg. Yes. Like that's everything we've done in egg technology. It all makes sense when it comes back to that. We should just be doing that. We don't need to do anything crazy. Yeah. I honestly, I feel that way.

I have the instruments. Like the instruments. It's like a weight you drop on the top of the egg and it slices the. Oh, yeah, yeah. The shell off for hard-boiled. Really? Yeah. It's cool.

Whoa. Guys, it's cool. I got a lot of stuff in my kitchen. Thank you. That's another question, yeah. Hold on. Let's say you're home for five days. Five days.

Okay. Let's go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. Sure. Okay. Let's get crazy. Let's get crazy, guys. How many days are you cooking? I usually do like, I'll cook for like two days.

Two days worth of food, eat it like leftover is the next. Yeah. Oh, okay. If I'm making like, I just make extra of whatever I'm making. What are you making? If I'm making pasta, if I'm making pasta, if I'm making chest. chicken or soup.

I make a lot of soup. You do? Are you doing like... I'm like a witch. My cauldron. But it's just like clam chowder. You're making clam chowder at the house? That's crazy.

No, no, I've never made clam chowder. But that's like... Manhattan clam chlam chagetard? That's wild. New England would be crazy. It's like heavy cream. It's a lot. It's a lot of cream.

Yeah. I got two days to finish it. But I make like chicken soup. Chicken noodle. Chicken veg. Chicken rice. With a rotissory chicken thrown on the There you go.

Very nice. Trashy way to do it. Yeah. But good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got two questions.

One, let's see. Cracking egg. Let's say you're making a couple of scrambies. Sunny side up however you want. You crack an egg. Where does that egg go? Does it go to the trash can? Do you have a garbage disposal or do, do, would you put it ever put it back in the carton?

I would put it in the trash. Put in the trash. Are people putting it in the carton? That's, uh, you put it back in the carton? Not all the time. I've gotten better, but. And are, is there a reason why? Are you composting or?

No. No. I think. That's a compost thing. Like, if you're composting, you would do that. Yeah. What is composting, for the way? You put all your fucking food scraps in a bucket and your neighbors hate you.

That's what it is. Your food scraps and you're like paper towels and paper bags and you bury them. You put a landfill in your apartment. That's what you do. It's good for the soil in your yard if you're like a gardener. You bury them? Yeah. Is it?

No, no plastic. No plastic. Paper stuff and food scraps. Biodegradable. That's all I have at my house. I do. I have a little, it's a little fridge. Just okay.

I'm in a transitional period right now. I'm okay with it. I've been agreeing with you this whole time. Whatever, Harkley. Okay. He's ready to, I hate her. Get her off. Start in my band.

Okay, then the second part of that, what is, you mentioned you got your little egg cracker do, Hickie? What other, what kitchen appliances live on the counter? You got a toaster? You got nothing? Nothing lives on the counter except for us. I don't have like a lot of counter space. I only have my nispros

machine. Very nice. That's all I have on there. Is that crazy I said that at the beginning of that? Yeah, I know. I was like, wow. Yeah, they make more than one. We're all connected. He knew. Well, see, that was really for me. You have a espresso? I do not. Oh, it's great. We stayed in an Airbnb in L.A. that had one that we all kind of liked because we're curing guys, you know. Blue collar curing. When my curig broke, I got the espresso because it was like, a Black Friday, whatever.

And it was like they were selling, they were basically giving away. And he's on a job. You feel better drinking them. Yeah. They feel clear. Before the show. They got frothed. Before we record it in our pre-production meeting, that was my contribution.

Is that what you call those pre-production meetings? I asked if we can get an espresso machine. And I didn't really get an answer? I said, yeah. So I brought it up on the air made it seem like it was an antutti just to get a document. Gotcha. Yeah, just to trap them. I think you guys could get one.

Yeah. I think you could swing it. Right? So only the. It would be nice to have it on the, the bar or something. Put in a kitchen machine. Yeah.

It's great. Huh. My therapist has that in his office. An espresso machine. Yeah, but it's right there. No one's making that coffee, right? I don't know. Oh.

Would you want, like, it's in. It's in where the couch is. Oh, yeah. I mean, that's for him. It's next to the couch. You can't be sitting there crying about your dad died. He gets up and cracks an espresso. It's so crazy.

Yeah. He's giving us a, like, mm. He's got the full cappuccino. He's got the La Maza or whatever. Yeah No it's actually crazy if it's for him And he's like you can't have it No don't touch that

Do you have a cup? No actually We're good Oh Do you still own any DVDs No Nothing nothing But they're coming back

They're saying Gen Z is bringing DVDs back They're saying They're saying They said CDs and DVDs They're saying Get out of town Yeah

Like bringing you back It's gonna go back And save legacy media No I just think It's probably kitsy to them Yeah That kitchy stuff never works out.

Yeah. It's like the baggy clothes. These kids are wearing baggy clothes again. Yeah. Get out of town. Yeah, get out of here. That's what ain't Carly says. Been there done that.

And then they make fun of us. We were watching TV Disney in 2000s. Please. I was wearing Jenkos and I was smoking cigarettes. You kids ever heard of the insane clown posse? Uh-huh. Insane clown posse. We had the long.

Shut up to the boys. Really? Yeah, they were all. The coolest guys ever. They must be cool. Awesome. What? Oh, my God.

Very cool. Very deep. Very deep. Very. introspective, very fun, very funny. They are so interesting. Wow. They came went through a lot.

They loved their fans. Yeah. Wow. Because, I mean, their fans are diehard. They're die hard and they got labeled as a gang. Yeah. Early on. By the FBI.

And then people would go apply for jobs because they're like, oh, I'm like a school teacher or whatever. And they would get flagged for being a gang member by the F and they couldn't get job. A guy member. A good country. Believe that? That's crazy. Believe that?

I thought this is United States of a country. America. That's so wild. Yeah. Crazy. The world's going to hell in handbasket. What? Tighten up that mic. This guy in a mic. It falls off every episode. The whole top will just fall off. Because he's grabbing it. I'm not grabbing it. She's been here for 50 minutes. She's picked up on it. There you go.

I do that too. I'm always like, I don't know what I'm running. Grabbing it. I can play for a lot of stuff right here, Carl. You wouldn't believe it. I want to come with you guys this summer. Yeah. Come with me. Do you have any gift cards on your person or purse at the moment? Can I say something?

Every gift card I've ever gotten has not been used. It's in a drawer. It might, you could just give them to me and not have any money on them, honestly, because I forget that I have them. They're in a drawer. I'm good. I'm never going to reach for that. I understand.

Do you agree? Like, do you use them? You pull one out? Like, what, would you? Kevin, you ever use a gift card? Yeah, obviously. I found one the other day in my car that I've used a little bit. Live Nation was doing this thing

when you're on the road they would give you gas gift cards from Shell. Oh, well, gas card is different. I don't know what I'd try. I know, but I would forget them. I would like use it and be like, okay, there's 28 bucks left on that.

Can you combine them? Probably. Where would you find the Shell? What? Is Shell's a gas station? Not in Manhattan. Is Shell not our thing anymore? It is.

I remember Shell. Yeah. Guys, they're doing all right, okay? Hey, I bet you the guys who work at Shell got a fridge. Just saying. It's like they got a bunch of... Is that a shot at me?

They got a bunch of fridges in Shell. Yes. If I remember correctly. But interesting. No, a gas card is very different. Sure. But yeah, if it's like a $50 thing to wherever. And if it's like if I don't have it on me at the store, I'm going to forget.

The thing, too, that I think is helpful, if you could buy online with the stuff. Yeah, that's good. It's good. Yeah. You could buy a target.com. You know, www. That was very. It's my mom.

WW dot She never adds a third W Do you remember anything you got for Christmas last year Um No Anything I don't get stuff for Christmas really Yeah but as an adult I feel like my parents are like I'm trying to think

My mom got me like a hat that lights up So I don't get hit by a car Wait what? That was like a couple years ago I was like maybe we don't have to We don't have to do gifts anymore What was your most memorable Christmas present ever? I got a vanity

when I was a little kid. I was like probably like six or seven years old. Like the kitten caboodle type thing? Yeah, like it was like a vanity with a chair and it had all the play. It was like a... I know that kid and caboodie you're talking about kit. Classic.

I was going to be a good fisherman's tackle box. It's really just a tackle box. Oh, the caboodle. Love that. Oh, I still have one. You do? Yeah, I still got a caboodle. Oh, honey, Aunt Carly don't throw that one out now.

I got a big one and a little one. Not bragging. You bring it with you? No. Yeah, I feel like your days are... I feel like you're a very whimsical person. I don't know. You still go, I got my kitten.

I still got my caboodle. I got my caboodle. Why would I get rid of it? I don't know. It stores so much stuff. You mean whimsical like she's crawling in her room singing birds? Not that. I don't know.

It's very fun. She's having fun. I'm always having fun. I'm always having fun. She's always having fun. Very sharp. I respected. Thank you.

Glad you guys are doing okay. Thank you. This is another one to ask when we're talking about food. You went to a wedding, right? And instead of dinner, they had taco stations. How would you feel about that? Discuss.

Interesting. I wouldn't mind it. I'm not picky. And also, like, I always felt like every time I go to a wedding, I'm like, there's such a waste of money to pay for all this food. Nobody's sitting and eating. Yeah, it's such a... People are moving around and dancing and talking.

And it's usually like anytime a place has to make that many plates, it's not going to be that great. I got to say. I agree. I'd rather it be like a taco. I rather, I don't care. Fondue. You fondue.

Maybe fondue was too much? No, he was just talking about fond. Fondon, he said. No, I love fondue. Oh, really? Yeah. I would like a cocktail hour, the entire wedding would be nice.

That's my favorite stuff because it's picky food. We're big on appetizers as a meal. That's my thing. I say lose the entree altogether. Lose it. Just do it. Two apps. Two apps is good.

Fine. No? Two apps and aside. For two people. No, no, I say. Like I was 10 toes and I backed up. Two apps and aside. For two people, two apps and aside. Maybe a little salad.

Yes. When you, yeah. Not when you're ordering, though. No. Yeah. The one else would you get it? I'm just saying. When you're thinking about it. You realize that after. No. We didn't need the entrees. But in that-

Carly's of a different life than me and you when we're ordering. In that desperate time of this might be the last thing to eat. Got to make sure you're prepared. I like the fun stuff. Little plates. Coconut shrimp. I love coconut shrimp. Of course.

Hey, I'm not driving. Coconut shrimp. You're doing a great job, by the way. Anything. On the server. Oh my God, yeah. I do want to push back on that slightly. Okay.

Just not the coconut shrimp thing. We're cool on that. The feeling of sitting down with a protein, mashed potatoes, and vegetable is pretty solid. Because I had a chicken marshaled. salad at an Irish bar, tried the gossip in hell's kitchen. Eat at the bar. Chicken marcella, mashed potatoes and vegetables. Nice. It's like good pub food too.

It's like getting a pot pie over there. I'm not against my mom was cooking it. You know what I mean? That makes sense. You can't have mashed potatoes at a wedding though. My take on the smaller My take on my take on apps only is if like the five of us were going out to fucking quality Italian

or something like that. We go. Yeah, yeah. Let's get the cheese board. Let's get this. Let's get this. Because then you do that because they're so much fun. Yeah. And you want to try everything. Yeah.

Then I go, I also ordered a 14-ounce steak. I don't fucking want that right now. Oh my God. That realization, when you're going, we didn't even get the food yet. That sucks. And we're all full and feel so. It's the worst. Because you're just like, I guess, like, put it and we all feel sick for the rest of the night.

Yes, that's what I don't like. I was just tested with that, not that long ago because I'm on Zepbound, right? Right? Oh, what's that? Weight loss stuff. Oh, wow. But if you over, you don't. I didn't know that one.

I didn't know that one. It's so good for a guy like you. No, it's a new one, right? It's like Manjaro. You know Manjaro? Gotcha. I know Manjaro. Same thing.

I know Zempic Manjaro. The other one that was, I don't know hear about it anymore. Maybe Zep bound jumped in. Maybe. I don't know which one you're talking about. I don't know. So you're on Zepi. Yes.

So I got to, I got to that point in the meal where we only ordered a little bit. and if I would have ordered more, I would have got sick. Yeah. Oh, totally. Totally. You don't know what to do because it's like, I guess just like put it in a box and then just bring it out. You do take, you do leftovers?

Usually not because I'm trying to go. If I'm going out to dinner, I'm usually going out after. I'm not bringing it to the bar. Oh, that's actually a have a chicken case. Do you guys have a fridge I could use for 45 minutes? Just for like some wings. Do you guys mind? it's like I'm not bringing that around the straight to go though straight to go I've never seen that

like when instead of bringing it out on a plate just bring it out yeah you might as well if you really don't want to even take one but you've ever done that's like if you're going to go home you've never done that no no it's not really left over if you're on your way home it's like whatever it's like takeout then yeah right it's a fine line put on the sopranos watch um do you clap on the airplane lands no Oh, my God, no, I'm not that much of an ant. You're doing a great job, by the way. You're lucky I didn't step in and start buying this thing on your way. You used to, huh?

Oh, God, those people on the airplane, it's like, of all places, don't do that. On the airplane with the turbulence and, like, doing bits. Sure. It's like, we got to take a break. Yeah. You travel. You're very well travel. You travel pretty.

Travel. You're, like, very streamlined, I guess. Are you like... When was Barcelona? Barcelona. Barcelona was last year. I'm going to Korea in a couple weeks. Really?

North through South. Seoul. Yeah, South. Cool. Imagine North. Can you even go there? No. Not unless you're like a photographer or something.

I don't even think you should go then. Yeah, no. I'm being honest with you. You're in there for shows? No, I'm going there with my best friend for her birthday. Nice. Yeah. You like Korean food?

Love Korean food. Korean barbecue so good. Just you two are going? That's crazy. Yeah. For her 40th. Good for you. Yeah, it's going to be fun.

I'm getting a whole new face. No, I'm not getting all in me. Is that what they do over there? I'm getting, like, zapped. I'm getting laser treatments, yeah. Wait, what? They got all the stuff. They're high end over there.

And it's really, it's just the best. Wait, stuff we don't have here. Yeah. Stuff that's not FDA approved yet here. Because it's all red tape. You got to, you got to grease the wheels. Yeah, you got to grease the wheels. Over there, you don't got to worry about it, but they're pros.

That's like, people are doing it. People are going there just to get, like, you know. It's like when guys go to, like, uh. Turkey, you get to. to get the hair done yeah that a shot at me no I have a couple friends that did it yeah yeah I would do if I did I would do it in New York probably you got a same friend yeah I'm flying a turkey you ever see she's yeah the only the only thing the biggest thing I'm afraid of that flight's a tough look is you ever see when their heads swell off yeah it's crazy it's

it looks like a car so you sit it out for a couple of months that's like you're like fully bald I think that's like that's like if you it's all skin you know what I mean because they have to do it's a lot more I don't think you would need I don't think you would need I don't think it would be that. First of all, I don't need anything. Okay? No, I don't think you would need it. Get out of it. But my friend had taken a picture. He was in the waiting room the day after, because you have to do like a follow-up appointment after you get the transplant. And he took a picture in the waiting room to all these guys looking like they just got lobotomies. It's like bloody. That looks like a civil war hospital. I'm killing it for six months.

A civil war hospital. Too many bandages? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, geez. Do you ever see the flights home from Turkey? Yeah. It's just like a bunch of guys who look like me with swollen-ass noodles. A bunch of guys trying to approve themselves. Yeah. Yeah. What's the wrong with that? He said they say on the flight, don't take any pictures.

Because I guess they're used to it. Yeah, they're so many. Because everyone's like, yeah. Vulnerable. Yeah. You ever have those French candies that come in a little silver tin? What are talking about? They're hard candies.

They're covered in powdered sugar. What's a flavor? Sugar. Yeah, I know what you mean. Yeah. They're fancy. Are they French? I don't know.

They're not, it's not Hershey's. I know that. I want to see. I don't think I know what you're talking about. Do you find them, Luke? Ron Dez? Pull them up. How do you spell it?

Are they like little tangerines? Yeah, it could be. Yeah. They were little silver round cups. Interesting. Let me see. Because I'm trying to think, I know that there was like one from when I was young. That was a special candy.

No, I got nothing here. R&D. V. So R. Oh, these. Yeah, some shit like that. Yes, I've had those. Of course, yeah, those are good.

Some shit like that. Close enough, they kid. Yeah. I haven't seen those in a while. That's what I'm saying. I wonder if they still make them. I'm sure they do. Should it do it very well.

Probably very good. But there was always somebody in the class that went to France in the summer and brought them back. Oh, yeah. And then handed them out like they were fucking Adderall. Yeah. I didn't go to France when I was young. I like wasn't like traveling. I was like traveling.

like 26 or something. Or what you go with for MTV or whatever? Yeah, to London and then yeah. Hello. Hello. Hello. What's your favorite country? Besides the United States of freaking America.

Let's go. There you go. I'm trying to think. I really like Japan. Yeah. I did a USO tour in Japan, which was cool. Whoa. Yeah.

You're a goddamn patriot. Shoot to fly in a helicopter? No. I wish. Delta. You get to shoot a tank? We were on a bus. We were on a bus.

Really? Yeah. We like started in Tokyo. Yeah, it was all the, like, there's so many military bases there because it's so, like, close to North Korea. Don't forget. Yeah. I think that's one of the options over there, yeah. That was really fun.

I wish I would have extended my trip longer because it was just like we were working the whole time. And bases are very American. Yeah. No matter where you are. It's like going to Toledo. It's like, yeah. It's like they got a target, you know? Yeah.

And then we stayed on base. That's pretty cool. It was like 10 different. Bases. You like a ramen? Love a ramen. Love it. The fancy ramen too is good.

You mean? Like the legit like the restaurant. No, you're a dirtbag. Is that what you find a fancy? No, I love the. I love the cup of noodles.

Sometimes. Yeah. It's a lot of sodium, but who cares? It is a lot of. It's a lot of. It's a lot. The packed ramen. That's what I thought it was as a kid.

Yeah. Cup of er. Oodles and noodles. Cup of noodles. Yeah. Oodles and noodles. Yeah. Hmm. I mean, you know, I think, do you, how do you have to enjoy, well, I would assume. Do you enjoy watching the Antiques Road Show?

Love Antiques Road Show. Is it your dream to be on it? Yeah. What do you look at, what would you sell? I don't know. Kevin has a mug collection. Really? I don't. Like old ones? Like antique ones? No, I buy them at Starbucks. Oh, okay. She's so supportive. Bringing that to Antiques Road Show. So these are two. This is a 2025. These are 2012s. And then we have 2012 to 2025. She's so supportive, but then when she gets in the car, she's talking to somebody, he thinks she's going to sell those cups, those mugs on Antiques Road Show.

They're not worth the nickel. They're not antiques yet. He's going to embarrass the family if he goes on there. Everybody doesn't want. He's a nice kid. Yeah. You got to hold on to him for a couple more years before they become Antis. How did you get here today?

I took an Uber. Took an Uber. Very nice. Uber black or regular? Regular, I think. Yeah. I do what I do. I do whatever, like, pops.

I think, like, Uber X, right? It's the regular one. Or sometimes I like Lyft. Really? Yeah, I like Lyft. I don't mind. Huh. Depends, yeah.

Uber won that war, though, right? I don't know. I don't know. Really? Oh, Uber won. Uber's Coke. That guy's on Shark Tank sometimes. The Uber guy.

Luke? He was an investor. He was an investor. The Indian guy. No, the guy who's always wearing a cowboy shirt. The Uber guy that's always on. Shark tank. His hair is like Lego hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he has like a bolot tie. He always wears a bolotie. Is he from Texas? He's so unlike. Oh. So unlike.

Yeah. Because he's like preaching to people. It's like, dude, Mark Cuban's sitting next to you. You know? He's got all those teams. What does he do? Mark Cuban. He's got everything.

If I was going around to get investors pitching Uber, I would not let my put. Would you let me wear a bolot tie in any meeting we ever had? No, well, he may already, he was in early on and made like a be a billion dollar. Maybe he was an early investor. Yeah. I wouldn't bring him to the pitches.

He's very unlike. He's not charming. His name's Chris. Maybe he became a bullet tie guy after he got the money. That I can see. Can we find out if he's from Texas or anywhere that you would find a cowboy? He's from New York. You know who we're talking about?

Yeah. He went to Georgetown University. What's his name? Chris Saka. Yeah. That guy stinks. God. I like the name.

Yeah, that's a cool. Good high school quarterback. It's a cool name. Yeah. Not a good investor name. No. No. Good bowl of time.

Cash, though. What did you say? It's a good bowl. Oh, we got to wrap it up. This girl's trash. What are you talking about? Guys. Thank you so much for coming.

My last question was a French candy, so. There you go. I'd be killing time. There you go. I thought that was the playoff. What the head? Ladies and gentlemen, our old friend, still garbage, but very fantastic. Carly, Ikewina.

Carly, we love you. Thanks so much for coming back. So excited. Kibbe, what do you got for? Guys, we're off the road for a little bit. We're working on the special. It's going to be dropping soon. Maybe or maybe not.

I don't know. We love you. Carly, you got Secret Keepers Club every week? Yeah, Secret Keepers Club every week. It's now on YouTube for the last few weeks. Now on YouTube. Last few weeks, yeah. YouTube.com slash at Secret Keepers Club where it's secret keeper.

Do I have to put the ad? No, you're, I don't know. W and W.W. WW. We love it. We'll see you next week. Thanks.