Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Losing the Room w/ Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Episode Date: July 3, 2025

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Limited supplies. Get a one day list. We love yous. Love yous. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

Hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R.U. Garbage. Oh yeah. It's that little show where we sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece trash barbie. I'm your host a truly coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here at Tony's a new edition. She

Unfortunately has another new case of athletes foot But don't ask me where it is My coast coming at you from across the table. This is what we call a family episode. Just the boys, the bozos and the homies like to circle the wagons a little bit. Check in, get everybody straightened out. You're like a bad fucking high school counselor dude. Shut up. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. Hey, what's up everybody? Shout out to you. International business name. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate,

view, subscribe on iTunes. You know what? Who even cares about iTunes anymore? The real deal's over there on Spotify. Old video. Talk about old news. We're cruising. Might as well be a phonograph.

I know. That's, dude, what is it? iTunes is- We're on the radio, baby. iTunes is, what's the company that had Zoom before Zoom and dropped the ball? They were like... It was like the pandemic came and whatever. You got...

You know what I'm saying. Thanks. A clunk. More after this. I got baby brain, dude. Spotify, obviously the greatest website of all time. WWF. We're on the charts.

Got Patreon.com slash RU Garbage. You go over there, you get up to two bajillion hours worth of content That was my last last report. I got that money and and then obviously guy we're going back on the road come the fall and the summer I'm putting the baby in his room locking the door. We're going on a road kids are back He's sitting in a hot car for a little while. He's got to go bomb. I got to go do okay in Cleveland We're not Cleveland. We're just in Cleveland. I know shout out to the Lairdys Yeah, get your tickets we fucking love you the Chomp this is the longest we've taken off the road

I'm chomping at the bit to get back out there get on a road get in a van go with the boys You know what I mean? I'm I'm very excited excited. We using the van for this for what for the tour What will we use in the van for right? Yeah, the tour what we'll be using the van for right yeah Not everywhere of course think it's making it to Seattle, but you know be cool if it did I mean We'll just rent a van at that point to pay diesel to drive for get some weed out there bring my acoustic guitar Start the fucking scene back up man You get some pop going again. You would in a heartbeat. Oh

Remember at the end of rockstar when he went and they were alluding to him like starting the grunge revolution. Is that what they did? Pretty much. Listen. He was getting into it. He had his hair cut or he had his hair like Kurt Cobain's. He was in a coffee shop in Seattle with an acoustic guitar talking about his feelings. I don't I didn't read into that and listen. Really? I love that last scene because then Jennifer Aniston comes in I get listen I understand that her most

Jennifer and she listen that was I me and my boys Used to watch that movie relatively unironically. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do I mean? Not I mean, it's a bad movie It's a it's a very bad. I think you're crazy. I think it's a great movie. Okay, I mean. Man, I've been really watching it. What are you talking about? What do you mean? That's a bad movie. How is that a bad movie? What's it? I mean, give me some review. I think she got panned. They cut her out of most of it. Who did? Aniston. What are you talking about? Listen, I'm not. First of all, you didn't produce the movie, relax. I love the movie.

It means a lot to me. I can quote most of the, it means a lot to you. Sure. You were fucking 42 when that thing came out. It means a lot to you. You were- There's still hope for me. All I gotta do is be singing it sometimes.

I don't got those pipes. Don't, don't, don't, don't stand up and let it out. I always identified with the manager. The wigs were bad. I mean that everybody stunk in that. What are you talking about? That should have been up for an Academy Award. That was Zach Wilde's acting debut. Who's Zach Wilde? I don't care what you do just keep your dick away from me and you call yourself a fan of Rockstar. Wow he was fucking melting faces on on it had the whammy bar all that shit how about the dude getting the blood transfusion right before the show

that's gonna be us I love the girl who was doing that in Vermont in three years Burlington all hopped up on a weird pizza we ate playing some small rock club hang on a second got the fucking diffuser going back there quick transfusion I'll be alright a couple eating coffee drinking. It's not even like it's not even a show. It's an open like Yeah, I mean that movie was I think at the time Panned it's more of a cult classic cult classics typically aren't it got generally positive reviews Yeah, generally positive reviews signed H full The Google review users are saying 82% liked it rotten tomatoes

There's multiple rotten tomatoes recently. It seems to be at 83, but it was hovering around 55 I believe I that while ago, by the way, I wanted to tell you so that wasn't his best movie Who's best movie whose best movie Walberg's I was wall bergin Anna is that Donnie? The grain is a part of what are you talking? I'm kidding. I didn't say he said he had no good movies don't fucking put that X on me The right of my mouth started

That cries a poor big hey listen your young kid. I wanted to tell you something You're really relying too much on this AI shit you in the chat GPT and all this stuff the day I reviews you're going to it too much. What are you relying on? I'm telling you right you're relying on feel and buddy You're off old-school instincts. I knew it was gonna rain today three weeks ago and cheese old school and an appetizer sampler Get some of this grease in me It's call me fucking fully the almanac. Hey guys cooking. I'll tell you what it's gonna snow Crop season

I'll tell you what it's gonna snow Crop season We got bugs like those potatoes kids, I got a bad feeling about the Start the car. We got to get the hell out of here Locust as far as the I can see man guys that can predict a future only when he eats it. Uhhh. I'm gonna need a side of marinara stat. Let's see if I can save the world. Oh god. Anyway, watch it, alright?

You're getting too caught up in it. You're going to this guy for everything. They're saying are you going to be in here making out with a fucking AI robot? After I get a piece. What are they coming? I'm sure that I think they're here already. Yeah, not realistic. I want someone's gonna bitch at me Busting my balls Anyway, uh-huh

Side-tracked I apologize for what I don't know I haven't seen you a couple of days. I don't like your squirrely gets girly You're squirrely it gets curly I'd listen I've been I've been I haven't talked to an adult. I've been doing goo goo gaga and fucking changing diapers I'm fucking in the weeds over here. How tired are you? Oh, I was up today Because it seems like you broken through it and shout out to all the parents out there I don't know how you fucking do it. Give it up for the truth. What are you doing? Where my teachers at? I mean I could barely get past myself. Uh-huh. You the body you've

Yeah, you shouldn't be in charge of yourself. It was up to me I'd say you I'd have a have the government step in so what I'm saying I was up from 1 to 530 today So after I went back to bed at 530 for about 90 minutes I had to get on in and I'm up and I'm here and someone was late today. So I'm sorry if I had a little bit of a fucking toot on. But it's been over a week. So have you like.

Been over a week. With the baby or two weeks, whatever it's been. Yeah, yeah, three weeks. Three weeks. So have you gone through it? Like are you, are you. No. Have you broken past the tiredness is what I'm asking.

You're just, it becomes, I listen I listen I don't I hate being the guy I'm not I'm not that guy didn't like that guy when I was wasn't when I was childless when I was barren Baron stale womb It's just you're just forever Tired. Yeah, I don't think your brain ever chemically gets back to what it was prior to delivery. Yeah, I don't like that. See, I'm a little bit tired. You're chained.

I'm, I'm, buddy, you're tired. I'm a little bit tired right now. But I don't know if you've talked to yourself, you're tired. Looking at you, I'm tired. You're old. You're old and tired. But just, you're just, and then the sad thing,

not the sad thing, the scary thing is you're like, oh, there is a no. There's the lifeboat ain't coming to get you. That sucks. They burned the boats. You're out there. That's you're just out there to the kid turns fucking 16 or something. Trying to figure out his wee wee. If you wanted to get eight hours somewhere, what would you have to do? Fucking go to Fallujah or something. Eight hours.

I got to go for smokes if you catch my drift. Yeah, eight hours ain't, that's... Forget it. Nah, yeah. You have to be on the road. Yeah. Would've been nice. Hey, hey, fuck it, Luke, get the fucking suits on the phone. Let's go to fucking Tuscaloosa or something.

Book that coffee shop. Can't sell that market. Sleepy time tour. Yeah, man. That's pretty good. The sack time tour. Get some shut-eye Shut-eye to city tour. Oh

Man, yeah, it's tough. You're just in it. You know Yeah trashy trashy parents, I like that you had the baby in the summer can I say that yeah, it wasn't a choice I know I don't know why I just did that feels like it has like a 70s old-school vibe to me You know I mean now having the baby in the summer Sure, okay now newborn baby. I was alive in the 70s. I don't understand the baby's feel in this I wasn't alive in the 70s either. Hey listen just cuz you don't understand what you're talking about doesn't mean I do either I can't just maybe it's like a that 70s show vibe. I don't know There's no babies in that show you're missing the I'm talking about babies

I can't talk to this guy chat GDP him Well, what all that's either here nor there we got to we got to get into it We got a gosh darn family episode gang as you know when you join the old Patreon a over there the world's greatest website you get your garbage question answered on the air and we got one, two, three heaters coming. Talk to me. Being a summertime 70. Bingo.

There you go. Summertime babies. This is from Evan G. $10 groupie. Is it garbage to work as an HVAC tech but tell people you work in sales so nobody asks you to fix their AC door in an eight wave? That is checkers baby. That guy's going I don't want no side work, I don't need no side work, don't call

me. I know but that's living a double life first. That's a real long play. I'd listen I did it I talked about last well whatever last week it was the my power went out my AC was down. I call my brother right away. Oh really? Yeah, well I mean like... See, that's you. No, but I call, we couldn't get anybody out that day.

What's he gonna do, get off the couch and come over? What are you expecting, him to come over and fix it? No, send a guy who knows what he's doing over. Alright, I got fucking Mike on the line. Mike's Mike, he's on the way over. I should've called my Uncle Mike. Did he come over? Uncle Mike's too. Did your brother send somebody over? No he was watching a movie or something I really couldn't get his attention. I got a rock star on. He was watching uh no this is whatever this is like two weeks ago my uh my cousin Quinn Sullivan

was playing in the men's national team and uh shout out to the Sullivan boys. Um he was watching that and I'm like yeah dude there's no power I got a baby the fuck it's 98 degrees upstairs and he's like oh whoa cross it cross it I'm like I'll fuck talk to you later fucking jamming me up over here it's funny yeah um I get that though a hundred percent man I wonder how far out like how far out do you go with that you know what I mean I think are you're not telling your cousins know it's probably inbound of like oh Gary. You were a doctor Yeah, I had you feel my testicles last week out of free on Good use the charge if you catch my drift top it off with some r22

Dropping all my HVAC keywords. I heard my dad say puppies got a few this room's got a name this is bullshit got a negative pressure once you that that always heard once you lose a room you lose a room what do you mean like once the AC is. Off and you're like, oh, it's appropriate. Turn it on or whatever. It's not. What should on paper takes four hours to cool down, it's going to take two days to get down to temperature. The AC can't if it's 100 degrees in the room, right?

You set it to 70 to get to that 70 is going to take fucking. God, it's not going to get there. So you're saying like be preventively on top of keeping. Yeah, if you lose the room in the room gets to 92 degrees. Not because the body go to get a hotel room. You ain't fucking you ain't you ain't putting you ain't pulling, you know, what you lose a room once you lost my dad. Go you lost the room. I thought you meant like in it. You know what you lose a room. Yeah, once you like you lost my dad go You lost the room. I thought you meant like in conversation

Gary I've had that feeling where I've blown it Buddy you blow most conversations I have with you. I can talk about losing a room. What you lose a room you lose a room Keep moving start over your dad was bad with people too. Man, I know why obviously because once you lose a room, what's gonna say is I know why that the you know, ACs go down so much when there's a heat wave because they're overworking. Sure, of course. But man, is there anything worse than that? I just had it. It sucks.

It's like genuinely you feel like you're in the goddamn Sahara. You got no there's no. And I feel like that happens more than the heat going out when it's really cold outside. Sure. You know what happens when it's really cold outside? Pipes start bursting. Yeah, that's always the big bad Piper's cool pipe burst. Well, you're moving into our apartment. It was a pretty there was like a week

Or is a really cold snap cold snap. Yeah, that's a cold snap. That's your mom, dude You're turning into your mind as a freaking cold snap out there goddamn Clipper coming in Some pipe burst. I forgot to say your mom messaged me what? I'm gonna snap out there. Goddamn She didn't say didn't say that but she was trashing her kids. I mainly you I believe You have to drag him into it, but why we're at it. I got it one two three things. I want to get off my chest Yeah, you talked to him today If you hear from him, let me fucking know he's talking to me man when that starts I thought man he had you jammed up with me a patty. You're looking for you. You're in bad shape

bad shape Not that I'm in great shape. I'm right about there. Right about where? You two. You seen him? Nah. Man, if you two had gotten goods. We have been once. It's in the text message. Sure. It's in the text message. That was, I didn't know who it was. I didn't have her number saved. And I had to do the math with, I didn't know who it was. I didn't have her number saved. And I had to do the math with, I'm like, who's being this big of a bitch?

No. It was something like, you really need to talk to him. I would have thought that tasteless nudes would have charred your memory. She left her face out of it Covers her face at the cell phone Respect Kevin talk about square. Oh shout out to that square gang. That's the worst in it than a bumpy checkout I don't make me one of whatever I'm buying ago. You know what screw this I'm out of there

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Shit I'm in a wrong line of work. I'll tell you that that was always real big with a blue-collar family We knew I knew what all of the true all the unions made The crane operators that was a guy's get that the electricians. I think got the most hourly Now you're dry. I was dropping out at like eight years great not crazy money. You're making The money you're making overtime the benefits crane operators are like astronauts I don't know. I know a couple of them. I'm aware sure But on paper sure sure it's like what is this case most of them are on Perkins. Just going to an open-heart surgery Well, they're strict with that shit, so you're really gonna

Get me what I get me what an operator a crane operator makes in New York's and then that was always the thing in Philly It was like I yeah, they make sixty two dollars an hour forty four and makes forty five dollars now in New York I heard they make eighty thousand sitting there half the time Yeah, but when you're on man talk about the pressure also man one of them things goes down Oh fuck that you fucking fuck up your D. Night Street And you're never getting out of that fucking traffic off DJ end up on an episode of law and order Those things go God love you I'm not going to lie. I think DJ and up on an episode of Law and Order. Ooh, those things go.

God love you. Man. Median salaries about 65 across the US but experienced crane operators in New York make about 120 annually. Talk to me. Plus overtime and that's good Bennington. Oh yeah and they're milking the overtime. I don't

start till after five o'clock. Talking about. Yeah. It's like one of those. It's like, you know, it's like a stockbroker after five o'clock. Talking about. Yeah. It's like one of those. It's like, you know, it's like a stockbroker. Like, you're sitting around most of the day then when it when it's go time, it's go time. But you're dealing with **** Well, that's like, hundreds of tons of stuff in people's lives. Sure. That's also a very blue collar thing I get with my family now that we've experienced some success is the only thing they know is like

what you earn. Like, that's what like, they can't wrap their head around I come in here We've talked about our fake and like they can't you know what I mean? So they got we get for a gig like that. You know what I mean that kind of stuff Hey, do you do good over there you do go pay it for something like that. Yeah, so how's that work? Hey, we do. Yeah, you got what's a patreon. I have to think Michael signed up for It's the army my cousin him it was that the thing he's frickin signed he got three accounts Keeps losing his password sucker His wife was like is that the thing he signed up for all the time

Yeah, that's like that's a way of blue-collar dad like yeah to my dad I'm I step that plant away, but but that's a very walking blue-collar dad like I don't know. Yeah, my dad and my step that plant the way But but that's a very walking out a while while seeing somebody's car and being like oh you do And I mean I saw like yeah, I saw a guy. Hey, I'm gonna wrong that at work Say it to him. Yeah, I've seen that at a while Okay painting huh, I don't know all I know work and I've got money you can get it I remember my dad was so anti side work Why cuz he ran a business? He's like I'm not doing that. He's the only was the owner of the company

He didn't want to be tough. I was beneath it was lowly man. It was that was serviceman That was worker shit not fucking he felt he'd gotten to a point where he didn't need to do side work Yeah, but we as a badge of honor at one point we needed to do side work. Sure, we're out doing side work. I need to do side work right now. If you guys got any side comedy projects. I'll come over and do crowd work. Saturday, Sunday, whatever you want. Talk about losing a room.

Ha ha ha ha. Talk about ruining Sunday. Hey, these kids of yours, they got no attention span. What if I throw a load of lights in I'm in between places right now shower sits here can't catch a hot one that eucalyptus I smell that's nice something smells good you guys got this it's fucking You probably throw down in the kitchen, huh mrs. Oh my corner mom and shit So get up all the amenities It's too funny. Talk about losing our fruit. You're there soaking up all the amenities. This is cow. This is over the recliner and a charger in it.

That's that YouTube TV. I guess it'll be alright. No HBO. Do you want a channel? You're like Kramer when he's with the karate class and they're in the car. Can we stop for ice cream? Yeah Man you stink good Man what was that question? Side work. Oh, and then I remember that we did it we were this is you 20 to whatever years ago we were doing side work and we

You got kill. We got a good amount of cash that day cuz we were doing homes or whatever and he was like man I was trashing these motherfuckers for years doing side work that guy's got a shore house. I don't Because I was like oh you fix we you know we ran through a neighborhood fix whatever I got it you know we had a stack of fucking cash at the end That guy was a bozo See that car. That's I'm gonna roll out of work. I did it today. I stopped by Starbucks I got my egg bites, and I walk out. I saw a guy in a Range Rover What the hell does he think he does like in my head? I really thought you're not a being a better to me

Is what I sort of fighting them in my head guys a pussy probably never did side work this guy Well, yeah, you have that you the the analysis of like a you'll yeah I look at guy up and down go can I fight him probably not I mean I could fight him I lose And what's he do you know what I mean? Uh-huh, uh-huh And what's he do you know what I mean? House like that I remember we pulled up to my buddy's dad was like my buddy's dad was in construction big big house big New month like new money as far as the eye could see yeah fucking Mercedes. Why did it? Why was that always the case?

Listen, I've lived it these blue blue collar guys get a run, right? They're smart. It was the 80s and 90s. Contracts, money was cooking. But yeah, it had to be a quick influx of a large amount of capital. It's like they're like athletes. They think that's going to be forever.

Then the economy goes down. These guys never had money. They don't know how to manage money They're overextended Side work My now sorry through my neck out baby burping the baby through my neck out They're overextended and then it's right you get one or two bad year. You're walking such a tightrope that it goes Would you want it any other way though? Yeah Or too bad year you're walking such a tightrope that it goes would you want it any other way though? Yeah

Live on the edge of the knife, baby I've lived the whole life has been fucking walking that tightrope I'm done with it, but I have to say they were always the most interesting dads though I remember my stepdad pulled up and he dropped me off first time he had been to the house I mean it wasn't it was like one of those McMansion houses But like but you know all like. I mean, it wasn't it was like one of those McMansion houses, but like, you know, all like the lights, the fucking it wasn't like they had redone everything. The big your house.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, my my buddy's house. Oh, my stepdad. Oh, my buddy's house. Got you. Who's like they got the glass backboard basketball net and the the BMW, the Mercedes, the Christmas tree lights lights probably over the top just everything fucking nutso And he goes what's he do for a living I went construction. I go. I go. What's he do for a living Rob Banks? Does that my stepdad didn't start like I ain't fucking got this much what the fuck is this motherfucker doing? He's conservative with his money. Yeah, and he goes

What's he do Rob Banks? I want construction. He went okay And then like two years interest rates spike up yeah two years He was he was into fall upside down in a mortgage that he had a fucking home equity line man Yeah, well, I mean my family did the same fucking thing they were always the funnest dads though And all of a sudden it dried up quick That new couch has been there for like 15 years Good stuff remember it got bad when we stopped like we stopped changing the The pictures are class pictures We're on the mantle like every year be like my second grade my third grade my fourth the last one up was like my fifth

Grade big I'd be going over I was like 25. I was sitting in a fucking Notre Dame shirt with a bowl cut just like ma'am Priorities, you know what? I mean, we don't have time to worry about the fucking pictures on a mantle. We're in the fucking weeds Just like fucking you open up the pantry or fucking broken dishes I stole a cobweb just like fucking you open up the pantry or fucking broken dishes. Yes sale triscuits or something alright this one's from King Optimo oh eight is it garbage to play old episodes of the boys over the speakers at work when the boss leaves and then customers Come in and when I'm listening to go the bug man and mr Neptune met a couple of homies and bozos this way shout out to you

Shout out to the fucking I didn't tell you the word. I didn't tell you I was uh, I was out there in the burbs. I'm in a small town and This old couple I'm talking late 60s blue collars, you know She is are you I'm getting my haircut. I'm in the back and she goes are you Kevin I go screaming from the front door I go yeah You're garbage She goes and then she hit me with your lights are on that's what I thought I thought I was like double-parked I thought they were telling my car. I parked in the wrong lot. I thought they were telling my shit. She's like you're Kevin

I'm like yeah, she's like hey, you're garbage. I got ya I'm like you watch this crazy. It's like we're fucking she look like toady So he's a guy he looks like a fucking welder. Yeah, you don't big med. He's gone. He didn't want to she was causing a scene either like And she hit me with she hit me with a great line. I gotta give it there She's she's listening to this she hit me with a she line. I gotta give it there. She's she's listening She hit me with a she goes. I'll see you around the guard. I'll see you. She goes. I'll see you Sunday for the new episode Gotta love it. They're out there the homies and the bozos are all walks of life army garbage Bring in families together

Multi-generational or breaking them up Do as I say And we're back talk about I sacrifice your salvation. How about that? OK, is that what you're telling yourself? This one's from the Tony Tickler. This I have to respect. Ten dollar homie on the street asking for a question from a Reddit homie.

So he's subbing out his. His Patreon, OK, to a bozo to get the question read. Gotcha. Does that make sense? He's going to somebody on Reddit to get a good garbage question. I don't know, I think someone has it and goes, you know what, I'll use my... I think it's that he saw the good question and was like, I'll use my question for your question.

Ah. His opportunity. I like it. You ever go snorkeling in a lake? That's your jam like it. You ever go snorkeling in a lake? That's your jam the **** up if you're snorkeling in a, you gotta be snorkeling in the ocean. It's gotta be clear.

Yeah. But first of all, I've never gone snorkeling until last year. I don't think, have you ever been in a lake? Yeah. We tried getting in. I was, I was in a lake with you. Where? I don't know. We went camping. Oh yeah yeah yeah. He didn't go in. Yes I did. I think he did. Of course I did.

We got footage of that. I went in dog. I remember going just come in! No I did. It was somebody else. Wasn't me. I get in. I get in. I get out. Luke doesn't like the water. I know. Luke doesn't like the water. He's like a, you're like a cat. I get in sometimes though. He stinks. He's like, you're like a cat. I get in sometimes, though.

He stinks. That's a, that's a, that genuinely is the only thing about you that bothers me. I get no swim time. That and you don't like, you don't like seafood. Yeah, but I'm used to that bunch of stiffs around here. Kind of a crew vibe. Yeah, it really is.

What? I eat seafood. I'm sorry, I don't eat, I don't guzzle oysters at breakfast. I apologize. I don't eat I don't guzzle oysters at breakfast I apologize I don't eat that at your rate and speed he knows just on my back like a beaver hell of a damn you built there big it took me 20 minutes I ate that really expensive tuna you guys bought where three forks in Austin tuna three forks I was at the place we went all Picture of me floating around with a mart with a with a man hat and a backwards Dale or an art add-on in a

Carhartt jacket and like there's people in like suits behind me and something kippy you did not belong in that place I had a thing not that long ago I don't know if I told you about on a patreon But there was I was at the dinner and there was like there was two two young couples sitting next to me And they were a little drunk and they were real loud like talking loud and annoying And like I wanted to be mad at them and like I was like I wanted to be like shut the fuck up But then in my head I thought about that three forks incident, but that was us. Yeah Like we must have annoyed the shit out of people. Yeah, especially being in our 30s and 40s

like young kids 50s Yeah, I mean we were I had I had apologize Sorry, bro, and I apologize. You should get the wagyu. I apologize thinking it was funny I thought I was being funny. I'm talking about misreading the room. I thought I get hot in here. Also, I'm like, I'm sorry about my son. Jerk off. Because like what the woman's like clutching her pearls. You have children. Actually, I do now. Oh man. Alright, let's see here. This one's from Uncle Boobs. New homie, never had one red. Are

you garbage if when you were a kid, your mom would blow cigarette smoke in your ear to cure an ear infection? That listen, I'm not saying that didn't happen. I'm not saying that did or didn't happen to me. That could have happened to me. That is in the realm of like we were big on whiskey for toothaches yeah that's definitely I know I don't think so I would argue it's worse than blowing cigarette it's not going in your body though you know what I mean that you're the fucking what's going in your that I could see the medical logic.

That's what I'm saying. Early 18th century medical logic behind it is that hot air is going in, it's gonna dry out whatever it is. Or it's fucking toxins in there, you know? And by the way, just a step back, I've been going in lakes and ponds my whole life. I don't love them because they're creepy.

If you're snorkeling in a lake, you're looking for something. That's gross You better have an Instagram channel where you find weird shit when you're We got to get you into magnet fishing I Say I keep seeing duds. What do you mean? They don't get anything good If I was pulling up a safe every time I'd be in I'm not going out to some fucking canal in Holland, fucking wasting my time for some bike.

How you going all the way over there? That's where they do it. How you doing here? It's not old enough. What's not? I mean, what are you looking for? I don't know. You didn't do it here.

Some jewelry? Gold grill? A fall wall? I don't want to pull up a fucking RPG or some fucking shotgun Are you you're pulling up an RPG out of I don't want to pull up some shotgun fucking Frank Sheeran use the fucking Whack-whoever in fucking 1940 that all stuff I got the guys from Philly in the Greek mob looking for me someone's been watching the Irishman I actually haven't

away from my Netflix right now If somebody's if somebody's got a password out there how led Almost a perfect movie the Irishman did you see the guy from the live show in Cleveland? We asked him what he did. He was a window washer. I was like, oh like that Yeah, do the are you like if you do the Instagram and he's like nah, I go What are you doing fucking do the deal. Are you like you do the Instagram? And he's like, nah, I go, what are you doing? Fucking do it. Did it get millions of views? Shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I swear to God, he's hit me up because I just broke a million views. That piece of that. That's what I said. Let me wet my beak. Fuck. That's awesome. Monetization.

Look at that. I go, you make good money? I think that's shit. I'm on the wrong line of work. I didn't know window washing. What are you doing, robbing banks? That's awesome. Love to see that yeah Cleveland washer or something like that comment let the good blood let me make sure the homies and bozos follow you very nice

All right, let's see here. This one. This is a great name. This is from glee blurb side piece side piece. Is it garbage to bury your great aunt with a six pack of Bud Heavies and a pack of straws and a carton of heaters when she died at age 97? Pack of straws? Those old broads used to drink it out of straws. Okay. She was tougher than 50 grit sandpaper. That might be the most tragic thing that anybody's ever submitted. She's tougher than 50 grit sandpaper. That might be the most tragic thing that anybody's ever submitted. She's tougher than 50 grit. Hypothetically, is it trashier then to go six years later, dig them up with your high school buddies,

and that was your first beer and your first heater you ever had? No. What he said, recently found out on my birthday that my wife was pregnant and my first child, and the first person I thought it was Kippy. Hey, there you go. Thanks for the great pod. Love yous. Wait, so they didn't bury it in the casket with her. They

buried it on top. I don't know. Maybe laid it on top at the you like you go lay the thing. Maybe they put it on top. Whoa. Maybe they didn't like you like they buried her like the dog in the backyard and it wasn't that it was a shallow grave. Grave Robin for beers. Which it's like you like they buried her like the dog in the backyard and it wasn't that it was a shallow grave. Grave Robin for beers. Which it's like you can't get your hands

on beer. You gotta get a shovel. Like smoke. There's gotta be a bar steal from someone's parents. Listen, if you're if you're Nana's. Maybe the sentiment of it. Who wants what? Nana's old beer. Also, then listen. I was a skunk dog.

I left I left heaters out overnight. Listen, I was a skunk dog. I left. I left heaters out overnight. Not to mention underground for six years. Them things are, those things are got spiders on them. They've got spider eggs all over them, John. Jesus. Although, burying

people with stuff, you know, trashier items. As I get older, I'm I get the sentimental. I get the II get that for sure. Um we're uh you know, my step does a big race car guy. So, we'll do we didn't bury him with anything but there's a lot of Get the helmet in the church.

The helmet. Yeah. Had the helmet in the church which is trashy. I forgot about that. I had I never clicked until just then I walked in so that how many said is that a race car is Dale Jr. Yeah that was in that was right in the middle dude that was that was sitting in the middle of the aisle in a Catholic Church like it was the Eucharist it was it was the first thing he was right when you're like shining on it oh I never thought that was trash. Are you serious? I

was morning. It was all like a Roman. It was it was on what they put the gifts like the offerings on. It was what they put it was the table they put the holy table or it should have been like a bust of David or something. Yeah, it was where like said it was mean joke Never finished above eight in his life. I'm kidding buck. I love you put you in the wall Guys defensive. I'll tell you that much Didn't get you in turn four get you in a bit

Parking lot He's driving it over hit and run action. Get you to park and lock. Shoot to fade with him. He's still in the race car. He's driving it home. Guys driving down the street in his pick up truck after the race. All of a sudden here comes, here comes old Buck like a... We're avatars man, relax.

Guy's freaky, guy's got his kids in the car. His step dad's fucking trading pain with him. Robin's racing! Guys freaking guys get his kids in the car Fucking trade in pain Robin's right That was my favorite. You know let me see if you can get if we can get your hands on these there was a set of NASCAR lighters They were wrapped you know how like they would wrap like they were just like regular BICS like the clear crack headlighters But they were wrapped with NAS they were for NASCAR branded and they all had sayings on them

trading paint Rubbins racing like all this kind of stuff wait BIC or the Other ones clear is not BIC. It wasn't no shitty. They weren't big. Yeah, they were like the crack headlighters, right? I don't know. There were NASCAR lighters from the 90s and he had them and I They were like checkered flagged I love I would get my hands on them hey this is sentimental to me leave met his gravesite that wouldn't be a bad prank or something like that what just get it need I have to be under certain situate certain conditions but if you were just

driving in your car and all of a sudden a NASCAR car came up next thing and started fucking slamming in here fucking leave that to the professionals. Um, what, uh, we used to do that anytime, you know, uh, we lost a lot of, a lot of young men in high school. Uh, and the big thing was always, uh, going to the grave on the birthday and like smoking a blunt or having a 40, a lot of hypnotic, a lot of bottle of Henny, leaving a blunt for him or you know what he would have wanted People are dropping in the penjamins now in the great Right taking the pen with you. Yeah, the vape pen the weed pen. Yeah You get anything on these lighters? I'm looking NASCAR lighters 90s. They'll be on eBay

If so place a bid or find a buy now price for the boy. I never trust eBay I feel like it's a closed store. They're still operating. What do you mean a closed store? I don't know. I feel like you're going to eBay. No, I see it I see it like the website or we talking about a store now the website Yes, and like if I type in I don't know Star Wars toys eBay comes up. I just assume that that's an old picture and that that person is dead around no Quite the opposite really? Oh, yeah, I got all they still poppin. I got all your Christmas gifts on eBay. Yeah Yeah, no eBay is the real deal Holyfield

Yeah, no, eBay is the real deal holy field. Uh, warming up. Oh, you ain't lying. Talk about a heatwhip. Cause somebody call up Evans even you fix the goddamn AC in here. He's in sales losing the room. Um, all right. It's been a few days. Let's see here.

Uh, this one's from Cody Cheyenne. That's a name. Uh, have you ever used a lighter to fix a shoelace? That I can't believe we've never talked about. I have. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I saw somebody do fixing string fixing like a draw string or we would fix like the the hoodie as well. Tighten that up if you were chilling on it is like in high school or whatever.

Yeah. Fucking zap that up. Put a good knot on it. Turns to plastic. Yeah, which is weird uh-huh first string a Thread to you got a thread hanging the fucking oh, that's the best remember like you ever like your socks on fire Why you never did that no? You got a lighter on you why? That's the bad. I got brand new socks on it's not gonna work So what does it scatter around like lightning follow follows you like it like maybe I have seen that really that was big

You're out you're sitting on someone's back deck or something catching heaters having a few beers summertime get your socks up Or do it to your buddy it would look you ever do that Am I the coolest guy in the world I've taken a lighter and gone down my thigh with it Sparking it up, and I've done the thing in my hand Cool guy, huh? Yeah No, yeah, like all like the little lint and fire and fuzz Engulfs and it like burns off the layer. It's like do you take the fucking space shuttle re coming back into the atmosphere? Yeah, once I talk about losing the room

I can't hear one song about losing the room Man All right, let's see here. This is from Raphael $20 Latino homie never have one. What I'd oh la Must at boss. Oh, is it garbage use wire cutters to cut your fingernails? Whoa, I've seen a lot of blue collar shit. That's fucking up there wire cutters You know what? I was I my head, I was thinking pin snips, which would be crazy. That's what I was thinking. You know, wire cutters make sense. Like needle nose pliers.

No, there's a needle nose pliers. Wire cutters are like shorter. Let me pull it up. They give you needle nose pliers. Why? Because if you use the you know the cutting... That the wire cutters are just that essentially without the needle nose. Right. Yeah so why would you... Tin snips have the wave in the top right? Yeah these it's just like it's the cutting version of needle nose pliers. Which by the, can I say something about needle nose pliers? the go-to

Instrument of death for Patty Foley my whole life use it for every. Oh, yeah every five minutes Go get me the needle nose pliers. Why was your mom's calling first? Oh We had that we had a blue handle had them for like 40. Might still be sitting. I don't know. There's another one. I forget the name of it. Like look, see if you can get this. They're thinner than needle nose. They're like alligator nose or crocodile nose. They're like it looks like something Dennis would use. Yeah, it's like real electrician shit. Yes. Not like make it's more like you get in

deep. Yeah. You got anything? Good for pulling wax out of a kid's ear Alligator it's something like that crocodile nose alligator pliers alligator pliers, maybe not. Yeah The Dykes which those are weird you ever see oh get me my that that's never knew what that I guess Dykes is a brand Uh-huh. My dad go get me my set of Dykes. That's all I ever heard of this guy's a freak You ever see that thing that's it's an alligator, but not an alligator. It's called like a caiman or something like that Yeah, where the things will get you where it's like The mouth is really narrow like very needle-nose pliers II and a teacher's dang it out

Yikes, no, thank you. It's a Jurassic Park. I'm out. I don't want that thing near me Yeah, I mean the needle nose pliers that makes sense that's readily available you get a good cut you got to have Hefty fingers for that though Yes, you can't like brodge can't be doing that. I can do it. I'm not man enough No, I'm not you got to have like a fucking you fucking you gotta be working when you gotta be working with wire cutters If you're you know if you're doing that yeah for sure if you're in sales, and you're doing that Stop lying everybody. I ain't buying All right, let's see this is from Dylan $10 homey never have one red

Are you garbage if you fill your cup at a fast food restaurant with eighty percent diet soda and about twenty percent heavy just for a little flavor blast. Don't hate it. I can't believe I never really thought of that. No. And I can't believe we never heard of that. Maybe we haven't. I just forget. That's pretty brilliant I have to say. It's great. You know I deal in absolutes all the time. I think very black and white. It's gotta be one way or the other. Usually to the extreme. Yeah. It's the same thing that like I learned from smoking weed in high school. I don't have to smoke the whole joint. Just have a hit.

Take a puff. Take a puff. Puff puff pace. A little splash of regular soda in there. Alright. A little sugar. There you go. Sweeten it up.

Little dabble, do you? Yeah. But I'll tell you this. Now, these days, when I have a regular soda, I know it's regular soda. you? Yeah. But I'll, you do and you don't. As you know, I'm trying to fly a little straighter now that the baby's here. I've really... Are you no DCs? What does that got to do with anything?

Who did they ever hurt? Why can't you have diet cola? You just don't want to do it? There are chemicals in it. Chemicals. Listen, I'm not... I was drinking... I was putting...

You want to look good on film You were you're worried about you were coming nowhere near my diet coke consumption nowhere near I mean I was putting up I had to be in the top point zero zero one percent in the world at Consumption of guys like math teacher numbers. Yeah, it was not I nobody was I was like it was a fucking problem We'd be in here. I'd do two bottles ease two bottles ease two bottles Yeah, when people drink dude, I go out to the restaurant. I'm doing them at my restaurant restaurant What are you going with the Rickles getting gear is so you heard a table with Dean Martin?

Frank I mean Down to the expresso I was I it was too much. It was getting too bad I'll do it and I got I've really fucking those la Croix's as Connor Kelly calls them work beers I can crush those a lot of them But now I will treat myself to a diet cake if I'm out or whatever and it's Hits it's like it's like a real. It's like what a real cake used to feel like mm-hmm. I've read I've reactivated myself remember what John Chris said about In rehab like you have to bring yourself down to zero so like you can appreciate

You know I mean there's no way that you can appreciate life When you're you know going full blast because nothing compares to it, but when you bring yourself down then you have to diet coke Feels good. Yeah. Yeah, are you bringing yourself down? What are you gonna rehab? Push guns is show. I'm saying if you don't have the regular stuff in a long time, it does hit. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

I would also argue even the diet cake is a little too sweet for me now. Oh my God. It's like, you know, what used to fucking drive me? I hate that. I hate what I've become. I got to get healthy, man. I got a fucking kid.

One of us got to get healthy. I'm getting healthy. We can't be two holograms doing the show. I'm getting healthy. One of us has to host the other can be to get healthy. I'm getting healthy We can't be two holograms doing the show I'm getting help one of us has to host the other can be a hologram getting healthy, and I'm happy you're getting healthy I completely understand sound like it. I'm just busting your balls, but you know what I used to hate as a fat guy You're fat. Yes as a fat guy with eating addictions Hot as shit, and it's crazy turn the air on turn the air on we got it I feel the wood like the woods the woods warping Duke of fry and egg out of here

I just yeah turn the turn turn this air on Where are you going? Turn this arrow. We'll just the noise is fine at this point Yeah, Jesus Christ you get this guy from behind that desk he freaks out I know you just tried to walk out of the room that's it I'm leaving where the hell were you going just it's fine just turn it on stomp I'm fucking do the cameras are like it's kind of hot knees rhinos right now that's gonna be funny we should do all just an underwear. We did we remember we did an old Center City comedy

Topless I think maybe hot yeah, there's no video at all we all sat around with our fucking man be scrub. Oh, that's That's all right Now apologize a little no hot in here. Yeah, we can fucking room tone it or send that to NASA to get the buzz taken I need a lead any to your condition what I was gonna say human As someone who has a very strong connection to especially this sweeter side of food Hearing somebody say That's too sweet or that's too rich. Oh, that's too rich for me. It's a little too sweet for me. I I'm not shitting on it. I wish I had that sure I I

Understand that less than fucking hieroglyphics. I don't get that. What does that mean? It's too sweet. I couldn't imagine Like there's only a certain point of sweet it doesn't just keep going You know I mean I just don't get it for you You're you're what you just explained your barometer is if it's not 99 degrees. You don't break a sweat You break a sweat in 32 if I had to be honest with you under pressure, but I get the analogy Yeah, you've and also there's stuff for you. You're like that's to see if it's to whatever it's like that Okay

Yeah, fishy maybe okay, but I would someone could argue fishies just fishy you see what you're saying Someone who eats fish every day is like that's what you talk about Norwegian guy. No he's gonna go That's why that's just a fish on Tuesday is a lot less fishy than a fish on Friday same fish obviously on Tuesday is a lot less fishy than a fish on Friday. Same fish, obviously. It's gonna be more fishy on Friday, it's gonna be bad. Yeah, but you're talking about the duration of the fish, I'm talking about scale of different fish. See what I'm saying? No.

I know you don't. This is why you don't understand more sweet. What could be too sweet? It's too rich. To you, nothing. Geez, that's too rich for me. What the fuck does that mean? Listen, I'm trying to answer it and you're telling me no. So I don't know. I don't know how to go from here.

I just don't know if you're do you see what I'm saying? You're saying different species of fish. Not the same. Not the same fish a week later. That will be more fishier. Yeah, I'm not saying the same fish a week later. No. Okay. Okay. You see what I'm saying? Yeah Listen, nothing's gonna be too sweet for you. You have to understand that that not everybody has the same palette as you have Does that make sense? I'm an animal you just described this with John Crist

Zero to a hundred. Oh my Drake over here real quick Yeah, you're your barometer shot. So you're going that's too sweet That's all I'm saying too sweet for me. Uh No We got you now. What are you doing? Okay, this guy Fucking he's getting to us. Oh I like it. Uh, all right. This one's from Davis the door guy Are you garbage if you make your trade your whole personality by the way if you ever need any type of door?

Automatic swing slider revolving. I'm your guy. I'm a sign Davis the door. Whoa. Also who the fuck needs a revolving door? That's crazy. I didn't know that's how it worked What that I thought people that sold revolving doors sold revolving doors. People that sold automatics and regular doors, regular doors. I didn't know they had it like that. Some ideas are just too rich for you, huh? Too sweet. That's awesome. You don't think a door guy does other doors? No.

Window what? No. I would think that like. That's gotta be a big revolving door. So you're telling me a revolving door business door businesses sitting there and some guy you're your ABC doors. And he calls you like, Hey, I'm looking for, you know, automatic swinging doors. And you went, I can't help you. I'm strictly strictly do them. Now, fortunately, we don't do

them. We just do residential regular front doors or inside doors. Whatever. I would argue residential doors and revolving doors might be different but a revolving door Whatever door a grocery store needs is going to be the same door guy whether it's revolving sliding Automatic kind of commercial space. I guess that makes sense. Yeah, that's not put a revolving door in your crib Talk about fucking robbing Banks. That's crazy. That'd be sweet. That'd be sweet. Or just an automatic

door. To have an automatic door in the backyard going outside. That'd be pretty cool. That's not bad. Throw one of those AC blasters. That, the wall of air, I remember, I think we were in Williamsburg, Virginia. You know why they do that? Keep the bugs in the air out Can't keep the bug man up though Coming in a window

I come up from the bottom. I come up from the sub floor, baby There was a mosquito on the ceiling last night and I was like you can't fuck with me I'm the bug man I control you uh Yeah, when we learned that it was like that wall of air and that was like the brand called like wall or air curtain or wall of air or something and me the brand called like wall or air curtain or wall air So and me and my brother toot I mean cuz like

We just grew up in the construction industry like so it was like that was cool to us of like wow I know my dad going you see that like he that was like a you know He had only heard about him now. He's seen him and they sure so he would show it up look at that that thing You know we were sitting there like walking through it back and forth don't play with it don't play with it you break it yeah that my family really is conscientious of motors and machines working we don't like overworking them I think cuz we've always had to fix them. You know what I mean?

So it was always like, don't overwork it. Don't, you don't run the air too much. You don't like, it was very, let the machine rest a little bit. Let him, so let him get his, let him get his state hours. Don't use it too much. Yeah.

Like, now you know what I mean? Now I think like a plane, a plane's just fucking running constantly. Don't think about that. Don't think about that I Dude I never that never Occur I knew they flew back. I just assumed they flew back. I didn't know that it was just fuck I remember once checking that in between like in between each flight

There should be somebody walking around checking the wires I think they do but I was always on to the degree that I would like sure I was sorry we've seen planes exchange they could pull in people get off they fucking they clean it and then we're on there I know I was always under the impression of going this in couple hours let him chill just he did the best you got everybody here safe and sound he deserve fill him up with premium. Let him fucking, hold on to a TV show. Let him chill it.

Let it chill. Yeah. Maybe hit the lounge. Crazy. Which is also way more impressive when you think about it. Whoever turns off their iPhone, that thing is just running.

Yeah. Mine dies a lot, but yeah. Still, say what you want about it. No. What other thing is just running. Yeah mine dies a lot, but yeah still say what you want about it No, what other thing is just just going forever nuts um So I don't trust it something's going on a Little element 15 in there. What's it called element 115? Yeah, but leave 15 e 115 You know that that is?

Now of course you don't Because you're still blinded But it's anti-gravity element not found on earth according to certain gentlemen, it's the Power source for a certain Alien aircraft the power source for certain alien aircraft. That's what some ancient alien astronaut theorist would suspect. I was like, now you like to show or whatever. Trying to expand his mind I'm pretty sure you think you're a bug Listen talk about it. Do you not expand to my mind? Okay, you were talking to a mosquito Break I was yelling at a mosquito last night very different

So very one-sided conversation. He doesn't speak English and then I got him later. Yeah boom got One-sided conversation. He doesn't speak English. And then I got him later. Yeah. Boom. Got him. Them and roaches. Only thing I kill. And a centipede if I came across it. Oh, I got a silverfish the other night. Why? I was, why? I gotta protect my family. I was, I was feeding the baby. They do bite. Man, I fucking, bad mode engaged. I hit him on the- Real tough guy. He was asleep. I forget what it was. baby was sleep or something I fucking the silverfish No, he was oh, he was sleeping the silverfish was not sleeping that guy was cooking squirming He was calm. I would he had me in his sights because he was up there like And he fuck across the ceiling into my into my dot into my area. I go you're on a ceiling

I can't get you pretty high ceilings stay up there you're behind ya he started coming down I said no thank you then I lost them which head on a swivel sleeping baby just got him down in my arms I can't fucking now do I get attacked by a silverfish and now I'm sleeping on a couch because it's late that's prime time spot he's just waiting for you to fall he's gonna be in my nose he'll come come up the thing go into one of the cushions you got all of them cushions the week and a clear shot up in the crevasse yeah right to your nutsack I

pictured a fucking crawling over my mom my just fucking it in that of your nose. I'm going Who my Steve Oh Have you ever seen the thing that looks like a silverfish, but it's a little more Hairy little more caterpillar II and there's two long spikes in the front. I don't know what that guy Oh, yeah, and I don't mess with them. I don't think they look they get you they look like they bite Yeah, so vicious. This is out for a stroll. They look like An ear wig an ear wig I believe these things got pincers Hi bug man should know Yeah, I don't like those things

But I looped my foot back and I got him with my big toe right in the corner of the wall Hey, were you shoeless? Yeah at my house wait you're killing bug shoeless. I had to protect my child I Am stunned dude. This is a killer be killed in the history of squashed a bug with your bare toe What else am I gonna do? Talk about it keep toes Charles What that's nuts? I would never Yeah, what are you talking ever since the thing about the roaches and the eggs when you squash it the eggs get on your shoe You probably got silverfish fucking growing in your toe good luck getting that out

a little more than low trim it We gotta wrap it up gang We love you to death sure do grab those tickets for the live show uh-huh Patreon come to patreon come out and see us and we'll see you next week. Hey, thanks