Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Michael Bisping: UFC World Class

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

Kippy & Foley have a HOT episode this week with UFC champion, actor & broadcaster Michael Bisping. Bisping talks growing up poor in England, Fighting, Moving to LA, and how he spends his money. You know Michael Bisping from UFC and Believe You Me Podcast. Support our Sponsors: https://dickatyourdoor.com and use the code Garbage for 15% off. Originally Aired on www.GasdigitalNetwork.com on September 1, 2020 Sign up for Gas Digital: www.GasdigitalNetwork.com - Promo code: AYG Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/foleygrams/ Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans?

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Ladies and gentlemen, this gentleman is in a very successful sports analyst, actor, producer, commentator, and of course, mixed martial artist. As an actor, he has appeared in Warrior Magnum PI, triple threat, MacGyver, Den of Thieves, triple X and strike back. And of course, as a professional fighter,

he is the former UFC middleweight champ. He was inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame July 5th, 2019. He's 6'1", a buck 85, fresh out of the shower. I've met him for about five seconds. I'm fucking petrified at this guy. His pro record, he's got 30 wins, 17 of those wins by night night.

This guy puts people to fucking sleep. All right, he's fighting out of Manchester, England, ladies and gentlemen, he is the host of Believe You Me right here on the Gasdigital Network. Give it the fuck up for the champ, Mr. Michael Bisping, everybody. Well, that is quite the intro.

That is quite the fucking intro, so thank you very much. That's quite the career, buddy. I'll try my best to be in a good mood. See, the thing was, I've just had a knee replacement, and I had a guy here doing physical therapy for the last 90 minutes, and I was like, can we speed this up? Can we get the show on the fucking road?

Because I went straight from that, which was fucking painful, and then straight into this, and then I was trying to, you know, the technical difficulties, trying to get there. The camera going, there's no need to be scared, no need to be terrified. Yeah, right. Y'all want a pair of sunglasses and a fake beard

so you don't know who I am. Couple of things off the top. I have not seen 185 pounds in forever, if I was to compete. Now, I am definitely a heavyweight, and for the wrong reasons, I've got a heavyweight's belly that's for sure, and I can tell you, again, right off the top,

there's no need for this podcast, because I'm definitely garbage. That's what the producers, we've been getting some fucking sneak peeks of your behavior, and the producers say all garbage. Yeah, yeah, well, nothing new there. I feel like there should be a jet ski parked right next to you. Sorry.

Here's a further example. I'm texting my wife that I need my coffee, so I am a male chauvinistic garbage. That's old school, I like it. Well, you look fantastic. That's a sweet haircut, man. He's got the fucking baby blues. You look like a goddamn Avenger.

Yeah, I don't know what you're rocking underneath that cap, dude, you buy your pen, man. I haven't had much competition. Anybody with any kind of fucking hairstyle is an improvement on yours, so I accept the compliment. Thank you very much, but still, I haven't exactly got much competition on this show. Yeah, true.

I'm hanging on for dear life. The Rogaine ain't working, and the big man wears a hat. Well, you know, just for the record, I don't know if they told you this, but I did a little wrestling in high school, so we're kind of like compatriots right there. Oh, yeah, we've got so much in common. You can't tell the difference between us.

We're virtually identical. I like this thing. I was doing some research. Obviously, you know who you were, big fan, but you've gotten better. You've aged very well, especially since you got some money. You got the nice hair.

You got the good clothes. He's really put it together in the second half of this. I know you say you're garbage, but I'm looking at that office. I see a lot of deep mahogany wood. I've been in leather chairs. I don't know, man. Yeah, it took me a while.

I've done the Believe Me podcast with Lewis for about, I don't know, four or five years now. And then I thought I should actually try and fucking put some effort into this as opposed to streaming from the webcam. So, you know, it looks good. I bought a piece of furniture. No big deal.

We've all done it on occasion here and there. Yeah, but you're going rainbow and flanigan. I'm going fucking rena center. Yeah, no, I just stepped away from my podcast one day and I looked at it and I thought, what the fuck is this? This rinky ding bullshit. Okay, I've got to step my game up a little bit. I don't know what's happening now,

because ever since I've come on to VMIX, it's thrown all of my camera angles out of whack. I've been fucking around with it for the last hour, but this is the best I can get it right now. It looks great. No, thank you, sir. I appreciate it. So what are we doing here? We've got the fucking belt behind you.

It looks good. Where did you grow up? How did you grow up? Brothers and sisters, the whole nine yards. I know you were a military kid, right? Yeah, yeah, sorry. Let me know the one you made. Beck, I just need the coffee you made. Sorry.

I've got to speak to you guys. You've got laser attention. I'm on you, buddy, but I've moved out before. We love the behind the scenes. I went to the kitchen to do it from there and I brought my coffee with me. Now I'm back here with you assholes. I need my coffee. All right, origin story.

Born in Cyprus, 1979, which was a British army base. That was a sniper in the army. I moved to England. I moved to England when I was, I don't know, two years old, something like that. Prior to me being born, my great, great, great. Thank you, darling. I appreciate it, baby.

My great, great, great grandfather, whatever. He was an elite soldier, shall we say. And he played a role in a battle. And because of that role, he was awarded with the title of account, the account and a tonne of land. Anyway, so throughout the Middle Ages, my family were living in mansions and things like that.

There's a book about it called The History of the Bisping Family. And then the Second World War occurred and overnight, the border moved. So my family went to sleep in Polish territory. And then overnight, the border moved. They woke up in German territory. And then it all lined up against the wall and shot dead.

My granddad and one or two others were the only ones to make it out alive. He came to England, he had me, and I was raised, piss fucking poor, broke on what we call a council estate, which is what you call the ghetto. So thank you fucking Germany. LAUGHTER

Yeah, they got a big track record. These houses in the book, they're fucking, they're like booking in the palace. They're massive, they're insane. And as I say, I'm dugging it wrong. I wouldn't change a thing, Mum and Dad, but yeah, it would have been better had World War II not happened.

That's an already garbage first, to have like, you were like fucking royalty. Your family come from good stock, real good fucking stock. Real good stock, but as I say, you know what I mean? Yeah, it didn't help me out. Yeah, you called it at a bad time.

Yeah, yeah, no, no. Had I been born one generation earlier, well, saying that, if it had been born one generation earlier, I might have been one of those shot against the wall. There you go. Yeah, yeah. What was the battle that your great-grandfather was in? Do you remember the name of it? Oh, no, I'd have to read the book,

but I don't give a fuck that much, you know what I mean. LAUGHTER Your other question was, brothers and sisters, yeah, this is, I come from a family of eight, so there's six siblings. Oh, damn. I was the middle child. Yeah, there you go. And what did your dad do when you were growing up?

Was he in the military, even when you guys moved to England? Well, he was, yeah, he was in the military, and then, as I say, he was a sniper, but then he was caught in a couple of bomb blasts, so he got medical discharge early, and then, you know, he comes to find out there's not much call for ex-snipers.

LAUGHTER In the day-to-day world, so the poor guy, you know, can't work through a shitty time, you know what I mean, he's juggling to find work, right, no doubt about PTSD and things like that, you know. So, you know, it happens all the time, you see and hear about it all the time, so it's not a special story,

but yeah, my dad kind of got thrown on the shitty after giving his life to the army. That's a fucking great story right there, and you would say, with that at doubt, that that's, you know, added to your drive being a fighter when you were coming up in the UFC, correct? Having those humble beginnings? Yeah, absolutely.

I mean, listen, my mum and dad always did everything they could, you know what I mean, we never went hungry or anything like that, we weren't fucking poor, poor, poor, but, you know, we just... we just didn't have to design a shit, you know what I'm saying, it was working, you know, my mum and dad did everything they could, so I've got no complaints, never went hungry,

but, you know, also, it's nice to have the finer things in life, so that was definitely my drive, you know, just like, because I've done every dead-end job under the sun, you know, and I remember working 60, 70 hours a week, but still being fucking pissed poor, still being fucking broke, still not being able to afford decent shit,

driving an absolute piece of crap, borrowing fucking a few bucks off my mum just to put gas in the car to get to work, I'm like, what the fuck is this? There's got to be more to life than this, so, yeah, that's kind of why I started fighting. What was your first job when you were growing up? I left school at 16,

and I remember everyone was going to college and shit like that, and I'm like, you crazy? I can get a job for £120 a week. I love that mentality. It's the garbage mentality. I'm going to go start making some cash, and in a year, you're like, this ain't good money.

I'm like, £120 a week? Do you know how fucked up I can get on £120? That's all I cared about at that time. I've given up martial arts. All I wanted to go out, dude, was go out, get drunk, get in a fight, and talk to some chicks, and £120 a week

fucking allowed me to do that. Dude. That's the best life for a 16-year-old going to get fucked up, going to the barn hitting on chicks, dude, come on. That's the best. I said the worst one, and you'll like this one. I guess the worst job I had, and again,

I went through a succession of dead-end jobs. I worked everywhere in my hometown where someone like me could work, and I guess the one... Everyone's got a stint here, and I didn't do it for long, but I worked at the slaughterhouse, killing cows.

Oh, shit. What is it? Killing cows? Well, I wasn't doing that. They had me squeegee-mopping blood into drains. Right? When you first walk into a slaughterhouse, it's as you can imagine, it's terrifying.

I remember my first job, there was people they were doing the sheep, and the sheep go up in single file, and as they go up close, you know, like a clamp holds the head, and the guys are just chatting away, and they just slice the head of the sheep and top it into a bin behind them,

but they don't really look where the bin is, they just do that, and then they do the next sheep on and on and on. And my first job of the day when I first got there, I walked in, and I'm seeing this, I'm like, what the fuck is this? They're like, Michael, do me a favour,

just go pick up those heads that missed, please, and put them in. I'm like, what the fuck? So I get a shovel, and I'm like, with the shovel, I kind of pick them up, and I'm taking my time, obviously. After a while, the supervisor walks off, and I'm like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

Pick them up, they're not going to fucking bite you from this growing bin. So that went on for a bit, and then I said to him, I said, look, I said to the supervisor one day at a break, I said, come on. I said, I can do something better than this, you know, I'll squeeze you up and blood into a drain,

I can be more used to you. He said, let me think about it. Anyway, when I had my break, I came back, he goes, you're right, Mike, you know, you've got a lot of potential. I was like, whoa. It's not really what I wanted to do. He says, yeah.

Best job in the building, Mike, he wouldn't be in a pented slaughterment. And yeah, so 500 cows a day, we slaughtered, and it was very, very disturbing, but I didn't do it for very long. God damn, the VP of throat slit. That's fucking crazy. And now look at you.

And it was nasty, man. It was nasty, and all those vegans out there are probably losing their fucking mind right now. I don't think it has any vegan listeners. Yeah. How do you think a fucking cheeseburger gets on the plate, buddy? I don't care as long as it gets there.

It's not pretty, let me tell you. Holy shit. And now you live out in, you're out in California, right? That's where the home base is now? Yeah, that's right. So obviously, you know, I had a successful career in the UFC and

having the career in the UFC, having the role in the UFC, I got a work visa. And I come from a tiny small town in England called Clithero. No opportunity there. Lovely place, don't get me wrong. Lovely people, very, very nice. Weather fucking sucks, rains nearly every single day.

Cold, wet, miserable, nothing to do. About 10, 15,000 people, but about 30 pubs. So you know where the priority lies. 30 pubs. So a great night out, but yeah, there's no ambition there. So I had the work visa for America.

And I said, well, fuck it, let's give this a shot. So my wife's Australian. We were going to move to Australia initially. And then the training situation wasn't that good. But I know in Orange County, it's a hot bit of talent for mixed martial arts, for UFC.

So I said, fuck it, let's go there. And we talked about it for a while. And I'm pretty sure all my friends and family thought we were just bluffing and talking shit. So I said, listen, let's just do it. And she goes, well, I'll do it. I said, well, fuck it, let's book the flights right now.

So we booked the flights right then and there for the week after. She's like, what are you doing? That's crazy. I said, well, listen, if we don't like it, flights go both ways. Fuck it, you only live once. So that's what we did and we've been here ever since. Jesus Christ.

Did you, when you moved out there, did you have any money yet or were you like still going out there struggling? I was financially stable. So I had money in the bank and I was comfortable. Things were going well. So of course, that's what gives you options, unfortunately. Yeah, the opportunity, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I was poking around on Instagram. Your house now is pretty fucking tight, dude. So you got a fucking nice setup out there. That pool is fucking something else. But what we're curious about is why we wanted to focus on your life now is how much of the garbage

past has seeped into your life. Like I was asking you about the jet skis and all that kind of stuff. We're going to get into it, but we just want to see how it all breaks down. So we're going to play a little game called Are You Garbage? Kevin and I are going to ask you a series of questions,

answer the questions open and honestly and anything that it stimulates as far as the story would ever please feel free to share. Just so you know, you're talking to two blue collar, Irish pieces of trash from the suburbs of Philadelphia. So you're in good company. Yeah, I hate to say it to you, but I had you

fucking pegged them on. You didn't think we were two aristocrats over here, Mike. Whoa. You guys, you look like a couple of fucking successful stock brokers. What's going on? Buy low. So high. So high. Buy low. Sorry, boys.

Oh, no, of course, of course. All right. So you're out there. Obviously you live in a single family home. You guys got a nice place out there from the looks of it. It's pretty classy. Yeah, it's a nice place. It's too big. We don't need this place. It's fucking big.

Man, that is a five. Love to be able to say it. No, I know that sounds like it's something to say. I know it is. If you like the house, it had a pool. I come from England. Nobody has a pool. No one has a pool. Nobody has a pool. Well, excuse me.

Can you swim? Yeah. That's real trashy. When you got the pool, but you can't swim. That's fucking great. I can swim, but when I do swim, I make a lot of noise and water flies everywhere. But I don't necessarily move much.

You know what I mean? When we got here, one of the prerequisites was whatever house we find, we have to have a pool. Because we've got three kids. Took them away from the friends. We have a pool. They'll think it's fucking amazing.

It'll be a nice distraction. Unfortunately, it works. That's great. That's a pool. You got a new money pool. It's got the rocks. Rock, waterfall. It looks real classy.

It just came as it is. Nothing to do with me. That's the way it was. Fuck it. Let's go. What's on the show is we talk about people that have garages and have outdoor refrigerators. Do you have a setup out back on the patio

where you have a fridge that chills for like beers and sodas and all that stuff? Yeah, yeah. I had that all kind of taken care of a few years ago. I had like a nice barbecue area put in. So I got the beer pump. I got the fridge.

You got the keg outside? The keg got it all. What kind of beer you got in the keg? This is a big one. What do you got? Yeah, I'm like a Stellar Altois. There you go. Stellar Sapporo.

You know, Peroni. But lately, I'm living the Sapporo. That's my thing in the moment. That's nice. What's the fixtures in the kitchen? What do you got? A Sub-Z fridge? Viking range? What are we talking about here? You'd have to ask my wife.

That means it's great. He doesn't even know. Are they fucking know we got a silver fridge? It looks good. It keeps being cold. It's stainless steel. It's stainless steel. I don't know.

All the usual bits and bobs you might find in a kitchen. We have a microwave. This guy's got money over here. UFC money's got the microwave going. I got a $50 microwave from Target. Who does the shopping over there? Do you ever go to the grocery store?

Or is it all your wife takes care of everything? No, no, no. Well, I mean, she's a great housewife. She devoted her life to my children and I. So we're very lucky in that regard. She does most of it. I help out on occasion. You know, now and again, if the mood takes me.

If I'm particularly bored, if it fucking lockdowns, really get into me on my own. Let's go down to Ralph's. That's where you shop? You shop at Ralph's? Yeah. Yeah, the Ralph's is the closest one to is right there. Can you imagine bumping into him with the grocery store?

You fucking get in line in front of him by accident. Yeah, he's picking up fucking Cheerios. See, Bisping. Yeah, I get that all the time. People are like, Michael Bisping. What are you doing here? I fucking live here. What are you doing here? Spaghetti squash, huh?

They're always confused. I live here. That's why I'm here. Yeah. I'm not picking up fucking pasta and orange juice if I was on baby. Yeah, not going out of town to get the staples. All right, I got one. This is one that's been very popular

the past couple of weeks. It's very divisive, too. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? No. What kind of psycho? Thank you. Fucking lunatics. Well, number one, let's break it down. Yeah.

You keep the toothpaste you keep the toothpaste by the sink. Yes. So then you will know that's what hold on, hold on. I want to defend this. You have a hole there. You have your toothbrush, you have your toothpaste

and whatever garbage, you know, and then you go turn the shower on. Right. You give that a few minutes, warms up. You don't grab the toothpaste and toothbrush. What's wrong with you? He's crazy. I doubt. I'm saying this from a poor person's perspective. I doubt that you can reach your sink

from your shower. What do you got? The big waterfall, couple of sprays. All right. Oh, no, I see where you're going with this one. Certainly you guys are in New York as well. I get it. Yeah. No, unfortunately, we're spoiled. We've got a big massive bathroom. Yeah. So I couldn't reach. If, however,

I was in like a confined bathroom and it was tiny. Mm-hmm. And I could reach my toothpaste toothbrush. I think I would. No, come on. It's disgusting. No, I don't know. I'm all about convenience.

I'm all about speeding things up and getting it done in a timely fashion. So there you go. But you're not saving that much money because we're saving that much time because when you're brushing your teeth, you're not also washing your hair. You're standing there brushing your teeth. So whether you're in the shower, out of the shower, it's the same. Yeah, but still

is a collective effort. This is the cleaning zone. In the shower, we're doing the teeth. We're letting the water run the soap and shampoo out of your hair while you're doing the brushing. That's disgusting. You're good to fucking go. That's right. See, that's what I'm fucking talking about.

The champ knows what's up. Look at this guy. Look at this guy. He's fucking cleaning everywhere. You can tell that that man, he shades his fucking balls in the shower or brushes his teeth. Whatever. No way, man. You're never going to convince me otherwise. That's trash.

That's one that's big here growing up back in England or now. How do you feel about having milk with dinner? Did you ever grow milk? Yeah. I mean, I was kind of raised on cereal, to be honest. So

I'm talking a glass of milk. Yeah. If you're asking me now. Yeah, we sit down at dinner at the Bisping's house. You're having spaghetti. Would you, would you or the kids have a glass of milk? I mean, my son, my youngest, he might have a glass of milk because he likes a glass of milk

and if he wants a glass of milk, he may have a glass of milk. Sure, but he's a child. I mean, if I'm having a bowl of pasta, I'd rather have a glass of red wine, but you know what I mean? Because you're a classy fucking guy. If you want a glass of milk, whatever floats your boat, but I'm not a fucking 12 year old,

so I'll have an alcoholic drink. What's the, what's the wine situation over at the Bisping's house? Do you have a wine cellar? No, no, no, no. I don't have a wine cellar. We go through a lot of wine, but we don't drink expensive wine.

What do you drop on a bottle of wine? You say you're going to dinner at someone's house, you stop to get a bottle of wine. What are you dropping on? That's a tricky one, but we don't really, I don't know if we're unpopular, but we have been invited to someone's house for dinner. But I am aware of this phenomenon.

And when you do that, it is a tricky one because you want to make it look like, you know, you got a decent bottle. Yeah, right. I'm not spending 50 bucks, you know what I mean? Because they never, they never look at it and go, oh, oh, and then try it and go, oh my, this is a great wine.

No, whenever you do that at someone's house, they grab it and they just put it to one side, simple as that, and it's forgotten about. Yeah, right. It's falling into the mix. But they're definitely looking at the price. Yeah, we always drink, I don't know if you know the brand, 19 Crimes.

Yeah, it's got the mugshot of those fucking old guys. Yeah. It's good. It's about $15 maybe. It's fucking good though. It's nice. It's delicious. You ever put ice in your wine? No, I don't.

But I do like it kind of chilled. They're red wine. Sure, that's a very classy thing. A lot of people are chilled in their red wines these days. This guy's fucking classy. I'm a classy motherfucker, man. It's hard to argue with him. He's got the fucking belt.

He's got the whole of fame thing behind him. He's got his flag behind. This is like ESPN worthy class right here. What kind of product do you put in your hair? What are you using in the hair? You got a forming cream? No. Well, okay, you just hit the fucking nail on the head. Because I used to go

and see this girl get my hair cut and she'd have all these fucking gels. I don't put anything in my hair. It has a life of its own. It spazs out. It goes all over the place. Excuse me. And then just the other day, because if I don't put gel in it,

it goes crazy and I look insane, right? But I don't want to look like a fucking sling my hair about on a Tuesday when I'm just sad at home. Somebody knocks on the door and you look like you're going to fucking dinner. Do you know what I'm saying? So I said to my wife,

I think I can put in it to stop it spazzing out and freezing out and sticking up in the air. And she came with like a foam. Yeah. So you hit the nail on the head with some kind of foam. Probably expensive, dude. Looks good. How often do you get your hair cut? CVS.

Expensive. It's like three, four bucks. Come on. Come on, Hawaii. No, not three, four bucks. You're spending way more than four bucks. Come on, dude. Five or six. Yeah, five or six. Unfortunately with the hair cut,

I know you're going to talk shit on this one, but I commentate on TV. Sure. Every three weeks or so. Three, four weeks. When you go to an event to commentate, will they do it for you? Will they clean you up in hair and makeup or no?

And as of right now, there is no hair and makeup whatsoever. So we're going to take care of everything. But yeah, there's never been a hair person. They have a makeup and wardrobe and all that. But yeah, the hair, I'm going to take care of it myself. It's a tough world.

That reminds me of a side note. I saw a video you showing up to Fight Island screaming at everybody at the valet, which fucking solidified you in my heart as one of my favorite people. He's out in the middle of the world. He'll go, what the fuck's going on? All right, let me give you a quick bit of backstory on that. You're right.

It has been seen a lot of times and I arrive at Fight Island and I'm screaming. Let's get in charge here. Let's just fucking go through it quickly though. I've done a 15 hour flight. No, I've flown to Vegas. We've been quarantined in Vegas for three days. Then we flew in a hotel room in a shit hotel. Then we fly

to Abu Dhabi, right? It's a long ass flight. It takes us forever to get through customs. Then we get outside, we get herded onto a coach. We sit on the coach, no shit, and we don't move for three hours, right? I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Then we drive a mile down the street

and then get off at the hotel. Could have walked there a billion times. And it's so hot and so humid. And there's all these fucking people there and they're taking pictures and they're filming everything. And I see all the suitcases. But listen, I see the suitcases and I say out loud,

oh, there's my suitcase. At least I know my suitcase made it. And they all get lined up and then eventually when I get off the bus, my suitcase isn't there, right? It's gone. It disappeared. I'm like, I fucking saw it a minute ago. I know it was here and I'm asking them all.

It started off. It started off very politely. So excuse me, I'm looking for a camouflage. I'm tonight's suitcase. No response. Nothing. Excuse me. It's getting nothing. Nobody. Nobody would answer me. By the way, this part I'm striking bucking.

Because it's like 130 degrees. You have 100% fucking humidity. I've been up for 20 fucking hours. I'm hot and I'm sweating. I'm like, hello, will someone fucking answer me? I'm like, who is in charge here? I don't know what it's going to be in charge. Will someone just fucking answer me?

But of course, we don't show that. They just show me losing my shit. Yeah, of course. No, I was a kindred spear because I lose it. I got a temper. I lose it. I'll travel for sure, dude. It's so easy to lose a travel. Let me ask you this. That flight to Abu Dhabi.

You fly private? No, come on. What do you take me for? What the fuck you think? That would be like three bills over. What about your first class? Business class. Still pretty classy. When was the last time you flew coach?

The last time I flew coach would have been the time I paid for the flight. That's fucking garbage. That's garbage, yeah. Just flying nice on other people's butt. Anytime I pay for the flight, yeah. We'll go in the car. Fucking back in a plane, right by the engine.

Yeah. Well, flying is a travel is a pretty big issue. Will you take your shoes off on the flight? Yeah. Why wouldn't you? I don't know. Some people are against it. That's trash. I fucking love this guy.

That's nasty. You have to take your shoes off. Why? Because you got 40,000 feet in the fucking air. Everything swells, it gets tight. You've got to let them breathe. Especially if you're boozing, your feet swell up real fucking bad. I don't take my shoes off

and then stick my feet up in the air and put them in the person next to me. And generally in business class, you've got your own little booth. You've got a full flat bed. You can get pyjamas on and lying bed. So I don't know about you. Last time I had pyjamas on, I also have my shoes off.

I know that sounds very lordy dark. I'm not paying for these flights. Yeah. It is what it is. I like it. I like it. Let's move into the bedroom a little bit. I'm curious about when you sleep, how many pillows do you have? In what position?

One pillow. One pillow guy? Yeah. How many pillows do you need? As a fat guy, I do one under my head, tucked under. I do one in between my legs and then I hug one on the side.

Yeah. I have the shittiest, tiniest most. It gives no pillow ability. I don't know. Cushioning. Function, whatever. I have a few that when I sit up in bed watching TV, I'm propped up.

When it's time to go to sleep, I'll get thrown on the floor and I keep the little shitty one. That's weird. That's like old, like, poor person shit. That's old school. No. It's just what makes me, that's what's comfortable. When you were growing up, did you have your own room or did you bunk up with one of your brothers?

Yeah. So there was like, we had a four bedroom house, six kids, mom and dad, and then two in each room. Damn. See, that's where that comes from. That's where the single pillow comes from. Yeah. I see your shit kicked out of Mel.

Of Mel the Brothers. Good stuff. All right. What do you got, Kip? Let's see. I mentioned it earlier. What's the grill situation at the house? You got a propane, you got charcoal. Do you do the grilling? Is it built in? Oh, yeah. No, for sure.

I definitely do the grilling. If anyone fucking comes down my grill, then I'm coming out of retirement. My father-in-law, Graham, they're the best guy. In fact, my wife's family, they're fucking amazing. And Graham's the best guy, the most laid back, kind, generous,

awesome, funny, loves a beer, a good fucking dude. But he's a barbecue fucking control freak, right? And we play this weird, passive-aggressive game, right? And whoever has the fucking the fucking things is in control.

Whoever has the tongs is in control, right? And clicking them is a power move. When you click them. And I don't let them out my hand, but then I need a piss, and I'm like, I can't take the tongs to the bathroom. I'm like, fuck! And then I come back, and he's in control. I'm like, motherfucker.

And we're both doing this thing. He's great, but then he throws all the meat on there. He doesn't season it. He throws all the different meats on at the same time. I'm like, the chicken doesn't cook at the same speed as the steak. The sausages need to go on later. Yada, yada, yada.

But he just throws it all on. No seasoning. I'm the fucker that's paying for the meat, by the way. You don't remember? That's garbage. You'd be like, you've got to suck. I'd pay for that steak. Fuckin' Tomahawk steak's 25 a pound. Exactly.

And you're burning the motherfucker. How do you take your steak? Medium. Medium? All right. That's respectable. I used to say medium rare, but it's a little... Yeah, you know what I mean?

Just drop the fucking art. I like it medium. Medium rare, please. Nah, fuck that. I used to say medium rare plus. Because I heard that once in a fancy restaurant. Medium rare plus. Medium rare plus is what I want.

So I sound like an asshole in a restaurant. Excuse me, do you do a medium rare plus? And then sometimes some of the restaurants have had the audacity to say, no. No, we don't. And then that gets my back up. And I'm like, well, I'm paying 45 fucking dollars

for a steak. And it's cooked exactly how I fucking want it. So you tell that chef to do a medium rare and then plus it up a bit. Otherwise, I'll fucking throw it in your face. Plus it up a bit. That's the name of the fucking episode.

Plus this up a bit. Medium rare, right? And then just bang it on. 30 seconds apart, whatever. Just plus it up. Oh, that was my favorite fucking thing. That's fucking funny. Do you have a fast food guy at all? No, really.

I mean, I do like it. I do love it. I used to eat a lot of it. But these days that I've got older, me and my wife, we try and eat pretty healthy, you know, but it depends. I'll go days where I'm fucking very healthy and then I'll go days where I just say, fuck this.

You and me both, brother. You and me both. He's got more of a couple of fucking days. I don't know if you can see the bottom. Hey, listen, come on. I love a good fucking cheeseburger and fries as much as the next month. Well, how do you feel about the filet of fish at McDonald's?

Are you a fan? I don't eat McDonald's unless, unless I'm at an airport and I get a fucking, what is it? The sausage and egg muffin. Ooh, that's a fucking gentleman's meal. Ha! Sausage egg muffin.

Come on, fucking. McDonald's is garbage. I cannot tell you that. It's bad. It's bad, man. It's bad. And the filet of fish. Get, folks. Thank you. Thank you, Mike. Now we're fighting. I'll tell you that right now. All right. Speaking of, we're in restaurants and food a little bit.

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You want to take it out on them. Fair enough. But who the fuck goes somewhere and leaves a good one? Nobody. If I go to a restaurant and have a great time, I'm not leaving a good one. You know my good reviewing? You got paid and you got a good tip.

I'm not then going out of my way and going, dear Yelp, today I went to an amazing restaurant. The food was cooked the way it should be expected to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you give me a medium rare, you're getting a bad Yelp review. Give me a plus, you hear nothing.

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Now let's get back to the show. What do you got, big man? I'm curious about what kind of things drive you crazy as far as like when you see other people do them that you think is trashy. And something I saw the other day, I guess I want to get both of your opinions on it,

is we were out to dinner and we were sitting down and we were eating, and the people next to us had gotten something wrapped up to go. And then at some point, they opened up to go container and started eating the leftovers

out of the to-go container at the table. And I almost fucking threw up. So they stuck around and started getting a little bit package and thought, you know? Yeah, that stuck around and started getting a little bit package. I'm going to ask my wife,

what's something that I think other people do that is trashy down there? Take a listen. Yeah, come in, slide a chair off. This is the beautiful Rebecca Bisping. I don't know the names of these people. Hey, what's up, Rebecca? Hey, Mrs. Bisping, how are you? Hey, what kind of refrigerator do you have? You mean the brand? Yeah.

Samsung. Ooh. What was it? The range. What's the oven? That is Bosch. Oh, very nice. That's German shit. They're good at engineering. That's nice. Michael not know this? No, he doesn't.

He didn't know anything. No, no, because I need to ask you some things. You know, so slide over. But yeah, slide over, babe, because you make me keep me comfortable. But what was the question? So I'm in somewhere, something that people do that I think is trashy.

Garbage or drives you crazy, you know. Why is that, Meg? Something that other people do? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you this right now. I'll tell you this. Come on. I'll tell you this right now. American drivers. This is probably off topic.

Listen, I live in Orange County. The people out here, they're very nice. They're very polite. If I speak in my normal tone of voice, they're like, whoa, why are you being so aggressive and things like that? Is he an aggressive driver? No, but he does not appreciate it

when people honk at him or show any kind of disapproval. He just loses it. Can you imagine him getting out of the car? It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. No, no, no. So, so, so, so. You know, so these people are so nice

and they stick to the rules. Like, fucking crazy, you know what I mean? Like, they see my dog off the leash, they're fucking out. Save your life, your body, fuck off. Mind your own business. I'm out in the open. I'm on the top of a mountain. There's no one around.

I'm letting them have some exercise. They're that type of people. They're very fucking anal. But they don't use their blinkers. They're fucking machine, right? Traveling 90 miles an hour. We call them indicators. You call them blinkers because they fucking blink. Well, no.

We're indicating. Yeah, yeah. But you don't use them. You don't use them. And then when I do put an indicator on, you motherfuckers speed up to minimize the gap so we can't get him. Then I have to play a dangerous maneuver

in a giant car that's going to kill somebody. So anyway, if you're one of those assholes out there that doesn't use your blinkers, fucking start using them. I want to ask your wife, what's the snack situation in the house? What kind of snacks do the kids have? What kind of snacks does Michael get?

Do they get like lunchables? Doritos. What are we? What's going on? Well, Michael's, he likes sweet snacks. Whereas myself, I like savory snacks. So Michael likes a lot of chocolate and a lot of cookies,

a lot of ice cream. What's this, Michael? What's your cookie brand? I don't know. Yeah, no, no. The wife and my daughter. I like fruits and not Cadbury's. Listen,

no disrespect to... That's a British, yeah. But your chocolate sucks. The chocolate situation out here is tough. The chocolate in the U.S. is tough. European chocolate is... The only good chocolate you can buy here is European chocolate.

Cadbury, I'm a big fan. Fruit and nuts, 100%. Big Caramello guy. I love the Cadbury Caramello. That's good, yeah. No, I do have a sweet tooth, granted. But there's always snacks and shit in the house. When I was competing as a fighter,

I might have to lose 30 pounds throughout training camp. And then stop with the snacks and the chocolate, please. Because if I see them, I have to eat them. You know what I mean? But I get the craving so much, I go up to her like,

where's the chocolate? I'm like, fuck off. I know we have chocolate. I'm like, what's happening? I'm like, babe, I just want a piece, okay? Where is it? And she goes, okay. And she goes to the cupboard. There you go. Don't give me shit.

Why did you give me the chocolate? Why did you do that? Is there anything in the house that's just for dad, that the kids aren't allowed to have, that's just for Michael? Frutten up, yeah. The kids can't touch that really. And the vodka.

I'm trying to think what else. I'm sure there's some other things that particular ice cream that you like. What's the brand? It's one that I just buy from Ralph's. I think it's from the private collection. It's going high.

Spending that UFC money on the private collection. I like it. See, these guys are classy, man. You're not trash. They're all classy. It's the sea salt and caramel truffle. Anything with sea salt, you got my vote, buddy.

Tough guy with the sea salt and truffle. I'm fucking wrong. If I saw anybody, if I saw you at Ralph's buying sea salt and truffle, I'd offer you a fair one outside. That's great, dude. That's awesome.

You know, Lewis is your co-host on Believe You Me. And we had him on. One of the things that we asked him was like the interaction. I'm not even close. There's no line of questioning needed.

But what I wanted, that he came up with is one time he had like an issue with like one of the other kids' dads at his kids' school. And I'm just curious, if you or your wife can answer, has there ever been a situation like that where you kind of had a straighten out another dad kind of in public?

Not physically, but just kind of let him know. No, I tend to kind of take control of those situations for obvious reasons. But, yeah. To be honest, no. There hasn't really been anything. I remember one time at Flag Football

I beat up four kids' dads. No, one of the kids' dads was kind of being a dickhead, you know, so that was like, oh, here's my time. I woke up, you know what I mean, started showing an interest into what was actually happening.

But, yeah, my dad, when he was younger, he was always doing that. He was always getting into fights with the other kids' dads. It was so fucking embarrassing. I remember my older brother was in the school football team and on the Saturday morning

I was there just watching on the sidelines and it was a cold morning and my brother fouled someone. I'm talking soccer here. Of course, yeah, we got him. And the referee's like, well, that's a foul and he gives my brother a yellow card, right?

And my dad shouts, oh, referee or something, and a protest and the referee shouted something back at my dad, right? And then my dad fucking storms onto the football pit in front of all the teams and everybody and squares up to the referee and then we can't

hear what's going on and then my dad just goes, boom, fucking headbutt for the referee. He puts him flat on his back and he walks off and he says, come on, son, let's get in the car. Oh, my God. I love the fucking headbutt.

The straight headbutt. That's when you know a dad's a loose cannon right there. So Rebecca handles all that kind of thing. That's smart and smart. Another big thing is we do hears is

and we can, you know, we're wrapping up shortly. We're getting close to wrapping it up here. We appreciate you guys. And we love Rebecca, you being on. Thank you. This is great. I want to follow up with Rebecca. I want to follow up with something with you. We were asking Michael, how do you feel about brushing your teeth in the shower?

You think that's trashy? Um, I don't think that's trashy. I don't do it, but I don't, I don't have a problem with that because everybody just kind of gets one. Um, yeah, why did you, did you expect me to think otherwise? Is that like a, well, Kevin

would, I think that's an acceptable thing. Michael said it was acceptable. He started out saying it was trashy, but then he realized it isn't acceptable. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You could say it's a little trashy, but it's not bad. But we're lucky. We got a big bathroom, right? So I was like, well, hold on a minute.

Why would you walk over there and grab your toothbrush? He's thinking like a rich guy. I'm like, that's just weird. But then I thought, hold on. You know, imagine you're living in a tiny little apartment. No, some people keep the toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower. If you keep it in the shower, that's disgusting. That is next level

trash. Yeah, I'm not saying that. If you keep it in there, that's insane. People are washing their ass and shitting your toothbrushes there. That's, that's horrible. I wash my ass with the toothbrush. Are you, are you a straight, uh, you guys use luffas

or are you straight bar on skin? That's a big question. She uses a luffa for sure. Of course. I'm a woman. I use a luffa. Um, Michael, how about you? I'm a, I, it all depends. I'm saying like, if it's been a few days,

uh, since our last date, all the ATL would say that I'm like, I need to get these blackheads on the control and I'll grab it and I'll, I'll try and do a bit of that. But if, if that was on, let's say on the Monday, I did that on the Tuesday, I'm bar on, so I'm bar on skin. Okay. Like a general.

Like Wednesday bar, Monday luffa, Tuesday bar on skin, Wednesday bar on skin, Thursday bar on skin. I just want to say something, something to annoy me. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Something that annoys me, what you do is after you've used the luffa with the soap, he doesn't rinse it out and he just

kinds of leave it being there with all the stuff. My girl says the same thing. A little gross and disgusting. Yeah, but I'll be honest. I know you're going to come in and pick it up. And what is the brand of soap in the Bisbing house?

What do we use? Um, at the moment, it's Olay. It's a bottle of Olay body wash. Um, I mean, we do have bars of soap as well. Like we're not opposed to a bar of soap. Imperial leather. Is it fancy stuff or is it

like, are you, are you, are you using Dough? Dough. All right. Wow. No Irish spring, correct? No Irish spring. Are you familiar with Irish spring? I am. Oh, okay. We consider that to be the trashiest of all soaps. Yeah.

Next to dial. Also, Mike said you buy his hair product and he said it's only three bucks. Yeah. I said the other day, he said, oh, you're talking about some kind of foam or something. I said, yeah, and you grabbed it from CVS and she did how

much? I don't know. Five bucks. That, that you know what it is. I don't know. It's just normally the gels are bumble and bumble. I don't even know what that is. That sounds, that sounds like a lot. That sounds like a law firm

bumble and bumble. Yeah, it's like fucking, it does sound like a law firm. That's ridiculous because it's like $60 or $40 a fucking tov on my what is going on? Yeah. So, so yeah, so I started

getting cheap shit from CVS. Okay. It looks whatever it's a home run. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's just me hitting on you, Mike. All right. Let's let's, do you want to do Christmas real quick and then get out of here? Yeah, let's do Christmas

at the Bismings. You guys celebrate Christmas? Oh, massively. Okay. All right. This is going to be good. All right. So, go ahead, Kippy. Sorry. Do you do a real, real tree or a fake tree? These days, it has been a fake tree. I'm kind of tired of the

mess of a real tree and everything. So I just do, I just do fake tree. I insist. I know. I have to deal with it though. It's me that deals with it. So, yeah, no, because we got dogs as well and we've got kids and I insisted on

a real tree for years, but then they keep banging into the dogs, banging to it. The kids bang into it. You know, there's like pine needles. Pine needles everywhere. Fire hazard to the real tree. Yeah. So anyway, so no, she bought a good fake one. I'll be honest. She can't

even tell. Can't even tell. Okay. I want to give it to you. All right. Let's do it. Let's do the deal breaker on this. Are they colored lights on it or are they all white lights? Yo, all white lights. I like that facial reaction. That's a classy lady

right there. I like that facial reaction right there. Colored lights on garbage. Yeah. Yeah, Rebecca's lies. It's a bit of a weirdo when it comes to the lights. She's very, the lights, the Christmas decorations, everything

like she just covers the tree. There's no tinsel. Tinsel's trash. She's a classy lady. When I grew up, there was tinsel on my trees that kind of spiraled around it. I'm like, where's the tinsel?

No, there's baubles only. Millions and millions of baubles and lights and then that's it. Yeah, that's class. That's very elegant. It's very sophisticated, very understated. She knows what she's doing. Yeah, she does. And what about on the house? You do white lights on the outside?

White lights on the outside. And no, what about like a plastic Santa Claus on the lawn or anything like that? You don't fuck with that, do you? No, no, no, no. No, no, we tried. We tried a couple of things, but they're broken. They're in there and they say, here's the thing. I'm the garbage one.

She's in class. We're getting that vibe. You know, so we're like a weird hodgepodge. Certain parts of it is like super classy. Then like, what's going on over here? That was my influence. Get these, you know what I mean? The blow up Santa waving in the

front yard or something. A little like that. Those ornaments didn't have like the jazz band, you know, the black guys on the drums. Michael's the trashy one. Rebecca's the classy one. I fucking love it, man.

What else you got, kid? You got anything else? That's it for me, man. Guys, we appreciate it so much. Michael, thank you so much for staying with us, Rebecca. It's great to meet you. You guys are fucking absolutely fantastic. And class all the way. Class all the way. That's the final judgment. And I'll tell you what, you were on the fence there for a little bit,

but that little lady just put you over the fucking top. You got a winner there, my friend. The way she reacted to colored lights was fan fucking. Yeah, the colored light reaction. Best reaction you could. She was physically disgusted. She was like, huh, huh, fuck, colored. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know.

No, I'm very, very lucky. Well, listen, fellas, it was a pleasure doing it. I had a lot of fun. It was good. But I know it was a bit of a stress, a couple of minutes at the start. No, it was nothing. I feel that this worked out. It was fantastic. It was fantastic, dude. It was great. You know what we wanted to ask, we were talking

about in the beginning? How many of me do you think you could fight? Given he's probably about 350 right now. 350, 44. But I told you about the wrestling background and I also played the cross in college. Yeah.

How many would you go confidently in? All of them. I don't think there's a number that you would stop at. 20? It'd be a few. Yeah. It'd definitely be a few. Because like just one punch. Yeah.

That would scare away three other ones. Right now, I wouldn't show up with less than 50 of me. Yeah. Yeah. But nobody wants to be that first guy either. Exactly. I've been in a lot of violent situations over the years. In a lot of situations

where I've been surrounded by like fucking 20 people. You know what I mean? But if you act, and here's what I learned from my elder brother, he was out. We're in the situation once and he got surrounded by this gang. Thank you so much. I've been surrounded by a guy of a gang of

Pakistanis near our place here. You know, it was going to get bad. You know, there's a lot of Pakistanis near where we live. Of course. Of course. Yeah. We're dead. We're dead. We're dead. And then my brother just fucking skits out. Yeah. Come on, motherfuckers. Let's go.

You're just backed up. You're just backed up. Because nobody wants to be the first guy. So anyway, I have replicated that same technique on many an occasion. I remember once I came out of a nightclub in Manchester, and I'll leave you on this. This is fantastic.

Like 20 of them, and they're all surrounding me. And I knew what was going on. They all started asking questions. They're going, oh, you're that cage fighter, aren't you? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I looked around and my fucking buddies had disappeared. I'm by myself and I'm like, oh, fuck. This is going to go bad. They're going to jump me.

I'm going to be in hospital pretty soon. I'm going to have a go. But they all look like pretty big dudes as well. Fuck it. Here we go. So I just said, I said, um, have you ever seen that movie, Pulp Fiction? And he says, yeah. I said, well, do you know that scene where he says, I

said, I think they're, what are you doing? I think they're cleaning out the blood in the car. I said, you see that scene where they're doing that? And he says, that I'm a race car and I'm in the red. And it's dangerous to have a race car in the red. And this group of

lads, they're all like, yeah, yeah, I remember that. I said, well, I'm just fucking saying that I'm a race car and I'm in the fucking red. And it's dangerous to have a fucking race car in the red. And they were all like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then

I walked off and I got around the corner. I was like, oh my god. Dude, thank you so much, man. Michael Bisping. Thank you so much, brother. We'll see you soon. Everybody make sure you check out Believe You Me with Luis Gomez and Mr. Michael Bisping. Buddy, thank you so much. Yeah, man. My pleasure.

If I was all the best. Good luck with the show. Keep up the good work and hopefully meet you in person soon. Absolutely. Thank you, brother. Let's go, baby. Yeah. And don't forget to get your videos in for the RU garbage garage fridge contest. Yes. We're going to take the best five. We're going to have the next episode where it's

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We'll see you guys next week. Peace. Peace.