Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Mojo Brookzz!

Episode Date: May 7, 2026

Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian and actor Mojo Brookzz! You know Mojo Brookzz from Stand Up Comedy, Tyler Perry's Miss Governor, Wild'N Out, Real Love, A Naughty Christmess Story, Club Shay Shay, No Jumper, 85 South Show Podcast, Open Thoughts with Funny Marco, Million Dollaz Worth of Game, Club 520 Podcast, The Pivot Podcast and so much more! NEW AYG MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ AYG 2026 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://areyougarbage.com/pages/live-shows PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Fabletics: Shop now at https://fabletics.com/garbage to get 70- 80% off everything when you sign up as a new VIP. BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/garbage. Promo Code: garbage Pestie: Keep the bugs away with Pestie. Go to https://pestie.com/AYG for 10% off your order. Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Baby, we couldn't be more excited over incredibly. And I'm an incredibly special guest here today for the first time. He is a very funny, very successful stand-up comedian and actor. And you might have seen him in. You got a naughty Christmas story. You got real love and he got Tyler Perry's Miss Governor. He's got 2.2. Million Instagram followers.

He's killing it on YouTube. He's just about everywhere. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only, Mojo Brooks. Come on, man. Let's go.

Let's go. How about that? How about that? Welcome to all you, garbage, brother. I'm glad to be here, man. It sounds like he was going to bring up a popular stripper.

You know her. You love her. I thought I was going to have to go, whoo. God is saying, not to put your business out there, first guest we've ever had, came into town,

got a rental car, rental car broke down. That's a fact. That's a wild. What was it? What car was it? So we had a, I think it was a, what kind of, it was it? Oh, it was a Chevy Tahoe.

Okay. Respect. We do the same move. Okay. You got the fellows with you. We travel with the big squad as well. Yeah. Love it.

So what happened was my tour manager, he normally gets here the day before, a little early before. Set it up. Uh-huh. That's a good tour manager. Our guy travels with us and complains the whole fucking guy. And then you got to wait for him to get the car. I don't want to wait.

I just want to be able to get off the car. Those shit. And go. Wow. That's good. Yeah, so we got to set up so we could just get off the plane and I can go. So I got off the plane and I got a text from like, yo, I'm not coming to get you because the car is not starting. Ah, sure.

Because he had checked into the hotels. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when I get there, I already had a key, I can go straight to my room. That's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait in there and you got ID. You got to go to Wi-Fi's this, to breakfast and six and 10.

Shut up. Wait, hold on. You've already been to the hotel? No, he had already been to the hotel. Gotcha. Check the scene. Gotcha. When I got there,

he could just hand me the key. I like this. I like this. It's a nice, like, process. I understand. They don't like giving the key out. They don't. They don't.

Hey, can we pre-check? So when we're there, we can just pick it. They don't like doing it. Yeah, I don't know what they think you're going to do. It's crazy. It's crazy. I don't know.

But yeah, so he called me, said the car broke down. That's awesome. So then I had to take an Uber. And I had to go eight miles. I had to go eight miles. It takes an hour. Eight miles.

eight miles took 56 minutes. Yeah, it's crazy. He says he doesn't like the traffic here. They got, because it's like, they got all these buildings but not enough roads to get to him. It's crazy. I'll get out and just, I'll just get out and walk and go. That's it. You might as well.

Yeah, it's brutal. You might as well. I saw a pigeon moving fast. We're glad you got here safe. Yeah, man. Appreciate it. No worries at all. Let's go back to the beginning.

Give us the origin story of Mojo Brooks. We know your Chicago guy. Chicago kid, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, big shot town guy. I born and raised on the west side of Chicago. Okay. Humble Park area. Nice.

You know. Brothers sisters? I grew up. I grew up with, uh, my tour manager is actually my brother. Yeah. No shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually my brother.

Yeah. Who is who's in the squad? Because there's, okay. So, four, I think four deep. Is it? No, we three deep. And I normally don't come three deep.

I don't normally. I respect. Yeah, I love it. I love. We roll six deep. I don't get it. Everybody goes everywhere. Yeah.

Yeah. So I got, so my brother's my tour manager. then TJ is my security. That's the big guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we've been together for 15 years. Okay. So before I even needed security, you know what I'm saying?

You know, he was there. Did TJ offer his services to you early? You know what? Honestly, I was doing, I was a party promoter. So we used to have him and his brother come and do security at the party. So once I moved into, you know, the entertainment space of, you know, being a performance. former, I'm like, yo, you know, you're my security, and he didn't take a series

at first. He used to show up with flip-flops on the shit. I'm like, what if something happened? You got on flip-flops. You must know nobody's going to do nothing to me. Throwing the flip-flops, like an Iraqi reporter. So now he went from that to now he'll put a pair of all-black Air Force

ones on. There you go. So I know, yeah, he's going to keep me safe. And look professional when he came in. Yeah, and then my cousin, Devin, you know what I'm saying? He lives in Virginia. Okay. So, you know, anytime I'm on the East Coast, he'd come out. Oh, I love him.

Very nice. That's nice. That's good. Close circle. I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's tight. I like that. And so go ahead. And what's your mom do? What's your dad do? Tell us the whole story. I didn't even know that. I took us to the hamburger university where they go in and they train the amount. Oh, yeah, we're saying all that stuff. Wow. Like, all of it.

Like, I mean, we used to, my mom used to get to make chicken patties and bring them home. At the house. We used to have them at the house. Patties, the tentas, the pancakes. Really? You get the big man. Oh, I'm McDonald's out. Me too.

Like, I, huge. We didn't have so much McDonald's over the years. That's crazy. Like, you got the patties like you would get like the chicken patties at the grocery store. You got them like that. Yeah, in the plastic and the clear plastic bag. Holy. I mean, and they actually taste it better at home.

Yeah, because you can probably do your own stuff with them. And then we didn't have all those fancy buns. We had regular Wonderbread. That's awesome. You know what I'm saying? You're my type of guy. I pay that shit with a good. Talking about McDonald's off the jump, Big Man's Inn.

Making it at home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your mom's like a movie started. Yeah. That's crazy. So my dad. What's a grimace really like? So my dad, my dad was a hustler.

Nice. And then, you know, he knew he had to kind of provide a life where he would be around for his family. So he ended up, you know, starting his own business as a general contractor. No kidding. Yeah. And he went on to be very successful with that. That's great. You know, took care of the family.

And I think I'm the first entertainer in our family. So everything is a little different to them. Yeah, we have a similar vibe to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until they start seeing some of the checks. And they go, that's working out. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, you know, I bought my dad a car in.

There you go. Like, I don't care what I ever said about what you do. You keep going. You keep going. Oh, that real job shit I said. Yeah, yeah. You're good. Fuck it.

Don't worry about that. What did you get for him? I bought him a 2025 BMWX. Let's go. Let's go. Man, we're getting Twitter. His, that was a BMW is he wanted to 745. L.A., but they don't make the 745 anymore.

They don't make it anymore? No. Why not? I don't know. Damn. But they don't make it. When we was kids, that was a car he wanted. He's always saying, I want a BMW.

I want to be M. M.D.? I'm going to tell you a quick story about that. Please. So we used to go and test drive the BMWs with no intention on buying. You talking to the salesman. Dude, you're built for the show. You have no intention on buying one.

So we would go. We would test drive them. and, you know, he'll be asking all these questions like, like, Pop, we've been here 20 times. I'm not buying his car. So I remember we were driving home one day, and he was like, I'm going to get that car one day. I'm going to get it one day.

And I took it upon myself, and I was like, pop, I'm going to buy you the car. And he was like, all right, remember, you got to keep your word. So the first opportunity I thought I had the bound with BMW. I was a sophomore in high school. What? What the hell you're doing a sophomore in high school? Can I tell you all what happened? Of course you can.

Let me get there. So y'all remember the show Fear Factor? Yeah. Okay. So Fear Factor was coming to the high schools in Chicago. Okay. And they were doing like a special taping of the students for a chance to win $75,000. Okay.

So when they came to my class, they gave us the, you know, the consent form. I could win home. I said, Pops. I slammed the paper on the desk. I said, I'm going on Fear Factor. I'm going to win the money. We're going to get the BMW. So I went to school the next day.

I was turning to my consent form, and they had to rep from Fear Factor. come and they was like, listen, the first challenge in order to be on the show. Not, I turn this in and I'm already on it, you got to do some shit to get on it. They were like the first challenge you got to do is lay in a bathtub full of rats.

So I went back home and I told my dad I don't think you're going to get the car right now. No shit, dude. I got your bus pants. I don't think you got to wait a couple years. So then once I finally, you know, got into a space where, you know, I'm doing, I'm doing Sure.

I love the confidence, though. Yeah, me too. He had that card to the iguanas came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought I was going to have to go eat a couple ants or some. I didn't do it on accident a couple times anyways. But rats, that's where I draw the line. Damn, rats and snakes.

Yeah, I can't do the rats at all. I don't even like to watch a snake eat a rat. That's how bad. I can't even do it. Scary. I can't do it. Oh, shit. Okay.

Were you a good student? Was I a good student? When you say good student, like, did I get good grades? I don't know, but that's a good answer. Your Honor, that's a good answer. Or did I get in trouble when I was in class? A little bit of both. You know what?

I wasn't a misbehaved child. But I was very lazy in school. Yeah. So, you know, my mom would say you got the potential to get straight A's. You just got by, though. I just got by. Did you take the SATs or the CATs? Yeah, I took that.

Yeah, I took that, the SAT. Was that to go to high school? You go to college? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You remember where you got? Yeah, some bullshit. Like a 36 or something. The ACT, yeah.

ACT, yeah. Yeah, ACT. What I say, CAT? They got two, though. SAT. The East Coast takes the SATs, and then I guess the Midwest does be ACT. Yeah, all of them are some bullshit anyway. Did you apply to college?

I did. So I ended up going to this school called Westwood College. You know the colleges that got the commercials? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to be in criminal justice? We are hands on. We teach you how to do fingerprints,

investigate crimes, and I failed for it, and I went there. You wanted to be in? I want to be a criminal. I got a degree in criminal justice. We're a bushel. Okay. From Westwood College. Nice.

But the credits, the school end up going out of business. So they end up, they were still trying to get the financial aid loans, and I'm like, but the school don't exist. So who are on my paying? Who's getting the money? Who's getting the money? Oh, yeah, fuck that. Yeah, so anyways, I ended up going, I finished, but thank God they cleared up my student loan, so I don't owe anybody.

That's good. So what did you want to do with that? You wanted to get in the law enforcement or you want to be a private investigator? I want it to be. No shit. Pick it up if you need to. We don't need, we'll cut it up there. Take your time.

Somebody take your time. We'll pause it. Yeah, pause. Yeah, of course. calling you on fucking vacation very fucking cool you're handling a business right now very cool

that's a cool trying to take this thing to the next level I love it all right where was it I'm in Spain I'm in I'm in Madrid right now for the listeners out there

Mojo just got an incredibly important phone from one of the biggest guys in Hollywood that's crazy a second first here on the show from a broken down rent a car to that was wild

it was crazy what up You know what? I appreciate you guys allowing me to take that job. Of course. What are we going to say no? That's the most famous I've ever been, dude. That was awesome.

I'm going to call my mom when I get done this. That was fucking awesome. That was wild, dude. Okay. Very cool. So criminal justice school, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Want to be a cop?

Wanted to be a lawyer. I wanted to be a judge, man. Really? Yeah, but see, remember. A judge in Chicago? Like a TV judge? That'd be pretty good. You know what?

Now I want to write a show like that. But I don't want to be the judge. I want to do like a show where like I'm the lawyer for all the baby daddy's in the world. That's okay. And you got to come to this court first before we determine if you go to the big court and put your baby daddy on child support. But I want to represent the good fathers that get put on child support and they don't they shouldn't be on there. Gotcha.

You know what I'm saying? But I want to be, I want to be the lawyer. I don't want to be the judge. Gotcha. I feel like everybody always is a judge. I don't want to be the judge. That makes sense. But I did want to be like a like seriously.

I was really like wanted to be an FBI agent I wanted to do all that shit man But you know as you know Like you was talking about my crew I got in trouble when I was 17 years old Okay For what?

Your honor Your honor Well what happened No what happened but no Honestly it was real It wasn't as bad as how it looked You know what I'm saying You don't realize how serious

Shit is until it gets serious Of course So after It was kind of like, you know, I got my criminal's just degree. And I almost was a Chicago police officer, but I started going viral right before they called me to come back. Really? Gotcha. And I was like, I'd rather tell jokes than get shot at it.

I'm with you. Sure. Makes sense. What was your first job? What was the first job you ever had? My first job I ever had, I was a cashier at Wendy's. Nice. What'd your mom think about that?

You got excited. What'd your mom think about that? You know what? That's like going against the family. It was Wendy's. It was Wendy's, but I was there maybe about a year, year and a half, and then, but everybody's in my family. My mother has gotten a job at McDonald's. Gotcha.

Everybody. So you worked there? I'd have where I worked at McDonald's, a few different McDonald's. How'd you like that? The location, not the restaurant, not the restaurant. I worked at different locations, though. He wasn't a professor at the university. No, no.

But I was a driver. I was a drive-thru captain, though. What's a drive-thru captain? What's the captain? Some shit I made up. I was the best. I was the best at working a drive-thru. I used to hype them up.

They used to come up. They used to have these, they started to strawberry lemonade. This is how I got the drive-thru, captain position, because of how excited I used to be to sell it. So they'll come through the drive-thru, and I'd be like,

welcome to McDonald's. Would you like to try our new strawberry lemonade? Pretty good. And they'll be, I wasn't going to get one. But I want one now. And right then and there, I sold the most strawberry lemonade's in history.

Look this shit up, man. Look it up. Look it up. That's a printed stag. Google it, man. Chat GVT it. I was a strawberry lemonade cell of the year. Do you get a piece of that?

Do you get any commissions on that? No. From McDonald? Yeah. They gave me some coupons, bro. I used to have like, oh, man, I missed. That's what I missed. My mom used to have, like, free Big Mac meals or free value meal.

Like, we used to have these cars in our wallet. Like, look at you. You wish you had one. I just got lost in his eyes. You did. Pause, pause, pause, pause. But we definitely used to, man, we used to have that type of shit, free dessert, free apple pies. I mean, when I tell you, she was locked in at McDonald's, I mean, even to this day, though,

she still got friends that still work for the company or whatever. I love it. One of the questions I'd love to ask is it happened to me many, a handful of times in a McDonald's drive-thru. Would anybody not have the money to cover the paint? Like, would their card get declined? Yeah. And what would you do? You just got to go.

I mean, because that's happening. me a handful of times where I'd order and then get to pay and they'd be like your car didn't go through I didn't have enough cash. Let me tell you something, how serious I was about being a drive-cath. The captain. This is how serious I was. A guy came through one day, swiped his card, I handed it back to him, and he drove off, but it got declined.

He went to the next window. They was handing the food. Before he can get the fool in his hand, I had ran to the next window and took the fool back. Damn. And said your car declined. Do you have another card or not? And he had another car, and I took the food and went back, and I swiped that card. Go through?

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What do you think? What do I think about it right now? Yeah, right. Oh, see? I like where your head's at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I think about it right now? Man, we are on the same page.

You see what I'm saying? Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying. Yeah. I know exactly what you're saying. You know, I don't know if it's the same as it used to be. But you know what I can honestly say that about a lot of food now. Sure. None of this shit is the same.

I don't know what the fuck they get. I got to be honest with you, though. It might just be the one by me where I live. The Mickey D's, they're still banging it. Really? Yeah. What do you like from McDonald's? Oh.

Everything. They don't have enough time. He's like, they don't even got the shit. I like on the million no more. He'd go there and make his own shit. Listen. Give me a Big Mac, big, and tasty. Yeah?

The McDLT I used to like back in the day? No. Did you ever try the Mighty Wings? No, I never got that far. Oh, my God. Get out of here. bro they used to have chicken wings they used to be called the mighty wings bro let me tell you when i worked at macdonald's i used to put them bitches in my pocket i don't remember that i don't remember

that the mighty wings they might have only been doing that in chicago it could have been a test market no they're out there was other places they had man look it up mighty wings macdon they had a little bit of spice to them i couldn't do that i would have i would have trouble yeah with bone and chicken at a fast food place bro no but kFC i can't i don't fuck with that either you don't fuck with kFC i Fuck with KFC heavy, but I don't get the chicken with the bone in it anymore. Why? I don't know. What do you get?

I get the little snack, the little snackers. You rather get the boneless chicken? Yeah. That's the shit you can't trust. Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's about the bone and the chicken. It freaks me out. I don't know why.

The bone and the chicken. Yes. So you rather just eat boneless meat. Yeah. Same thing with Popeyes. Pop-I's, they get the chicken sandwich. Okay. And I'm big on the mashed potatoes.

Now, that's a bad-ass sandwich, though, at Popeye. The spicy one? Forget it. And they were sleep on it. I think I was the first one I knew about it. That was shit. This guy's been at the forefront of fans food. That blew up very quick.

I swear to God, before it blew up like that, I had tried that chicken sandwich a month before. And I was calling people like, yo, that fucking chicken sandwich. Because my favorite spicy chicken sandwich used to be at Wendy's. Yeah, it was unbelievable. It ain't the same no more. Nah. It ain't even no meat.

It's just, gross. Now tell you what, Wendy's spicy wings or spicy nuggets. Yeah. They hit. 10 out of 10. 10. Okay. But I'm a Mickey D's guy, and that's not, that's.

Yeah, no, I, you know, I can still, I, I've ate so much of it. I can probably still do a filet fish. No cheese, though. No cheese. Really? Yeah, no cheese. I like, I like it with the tartar and I throw a pickle on there, too. Easy tartar, though.

They go crazy. Because sometimes they just slap fish shit on there. You see what I'm saying? It's wild. It's all down your hand. It's wild. I can't have it like. Paul's in.

It's as long as I've ever played balls, did you? We need to count the pauses on this episode. Speaking of food that we're in it a little bit, what's the palate like now that you're experiencing some of the finer things? Are you going out to nicer restaurants? Yes. Yeah. But I've been doing that, though.

Really? Yeah, when I was eating McDonald's, I was definitely broke. Like, you're in New York for a couple of days? Do you have anything lined up or I don't know what you want to do? I was going to ask you guys that send me a couple of restaurants, you know, that you thought. But he's going to take me to the Mickey D's by his house. Under the fucking under the L, dude. To show me how good the one about his house.

The apple pies are better here, right? But while I'm in New York, though, I have, like, you know, I've been here a few times. I haven't really, you know, getting an opportunity to really, like, really explore the city. You know, of course I've been at Times Square last year. I performed at Town Hall. We did Town Hall.

I did a show. Love it. We did one. We did one. No need to rub it in. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Things are still going very well over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But one is one, one is better than none. Y'all did two shows one night. Yeah, this guy's awesome. Somebody who just gets the show right away. Anybody else would have been like, you're just doubling down on it.

I love it. But no, I want to, you know, I want to go see, I want to go see that woman in the water. What woman in the water? water. What are you talking about? You know, the one in the water. Oh, Statue of Liberty.

Oh, statue of water. I want to go see that day. I thought it was a play or something. I was a little mermaid? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Y'all thought I knew about that lady out here. That's a, doesn't. You want to go see the Statue of Liberty?

That's a good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easy. Hop on the boat, it'll zoom right by. It's good. Zoom right by. Yeah. They don't take you to it?

You can go, yeah. Yeah. Well, if you want to do it, if you want to do it for free, you take the Staten Island ferry, which is free, from down there to Staten Island and back, you go right by it. But if you want to go over there and do the tour and all that, you can't. Because they walk you up, right?

I don't know how far you can go up. They don't got no elevator anymore? I don't know. And it might be, it's a little hit and miss these days with the construction or whatever they have going on in there. They fixing it up? They're always doing something of that bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Some. You know, they always need some maidens. Always. You always need some maidens. Luke, do you know? Going up is only going to cost you 25 to $7. 27 bucks see what I'm saying got that there you go you got is it an elevator or is it stairs I don't think there's an elevator that's got to be an elevator it was like built in like

the 1700s damn it wasn't built to 1700 though because they brought her because she was with another man they brought her here's a French dude I heard yeah she was with him and she left him there is an elevator to the pedestal there okay I could do that I ain't taking no stairs yeah all right well maybe I'll go do that tomorrow there you go that's a good time yeah all right What was your first concert? My first concert. It's an annual concert they do in Chicago every year called the Big Jam. And it was, oh, this is a good story.

I like this. So the lineup had a little bow wow. Beyonce was the headliner. What year is this? This is 2004. Whoa. Put on by the radio station. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like this. And y'all will not believe. So this was my mom got the tickets through McDonald's Corporation. McDonald's had their own skybox in the United Center. So we used to go to the Blackhawks, the Bulls game, and concerts today here that we would sit in the skybox. You will not believe, we sit in this skybox, you will not believe who's in a skybox right next to us.

Jay Z. R. Kelly. Whoa. R. Kelly. So it was a point in the show, it got real dark, right? And then you just started hearing him singing. Yeah. And I just heard all that.

the lady's like, hold on, where my daughter? Where my daughter? So, so, but he was Took me a second. Yeah, he was right next to us and he was singing from the skybox. Oh, singing from there. From the skybox. Damn, right? He was in the skybox right now. And that was the first time that I had ever seen him and I ended up meeting them like years, years down. I met him like a few months before they end up coming to get them. No bullshit.

I met him. That's a great first concert. That's a great. It was a star study. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was star study. That's a good first concert. What was your first car? My first car, I had a 1999 Chevy Malibu.

Okay. What year were we talking, 2000? I got it. No, hell no, I got that. I got that in like 08. Okay. I got an 08, and it ain't. But you know what?

That car gave me about two, three good years for, and said, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, it gave me about two, three years. The Malibu, I missed the boo. Devin, you remember the boo? He remember. He was out there in the Malibu?

That's all right. What color was it? It was silver. I had the tent of windows on there. I put a TV radio in there, and I had some sounds in there. I had two 12s in the back. Slamming coming through the hood. Really?

That's everything's rad. The mirrors and shit are rattling off. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Was it the screen that pop? Yeah. Yeah. You remember that?

Do I? I wanted one so bad. My boy had one in a pickup truck, and we were like, what the thing? Man, and then I used to try to hook it up myself because I didn't have no money, had nobody to do it. So my shit only would do, like, certain things. He would only come out, but you couldn't pick the song. You had to play whatever came on.

Whatever was on. But it looked good. When the girls got in a car, like, oh, you got a scream. Dude, that and TV's in the head race. In the early 2000. Yes. That's all they wrapped about spinning rims, Lamborghini doors, and TV. You wanted in your car.

car that's the big thing i want to go back i want to buy a 2005 escalate so ain't nothing wrong with that i want it's the tvs out the listeners know and they send them to me like this one's only four grand this one's eight grand this one's ten yeah maybe two shows at town hall i only live one yeah well two shows at town hall you definitely be able to do it any weird pets growing up any ston any frogs any snakes turtles no we black the far as we going is a dog shit soon.

Okay. He had a shih Tzu. He died. What happened? He had Cushin's disease and he had diabetes. Oh, your dog had diabetes? Yeah, my grandfather was feeding him orio.

See, you're going to get that sugar. You better knock that shit off, big dog. You can get Cushins disease or whatever the fuck you have. Bro, he couldn't walk. He couldn't see. He was blind. It was fucked up.

It was sad to see him go. Yeah, it's tough. That's tough when they get old. I never heard of a dog having diabetes. Man, fuck that diabetes and Cushin's disease at the same time. That's like having gonorrhea and calmedia both, and you don't know which one fucking you're up to work.

It's crazy. Shit. How old are you when you got your passport? Shit, that one not too long ago. Maybe, maybe. Shit. I got my passport. Maybe about five years ago.

Cool? Yeah, around the pandemic. Yeah, about five years ago. Traveling for work. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm on the same page. I didn't get mine until I was.

Because I didn't have a need to go. Yeah. I didn't have enough money to go out of the country. Sure. What's the first time you're on an airplane? My mom said when I was a little boy. Little boy. Okay.

What are the vacations like growing up? Vacations. Man, they took us to Disney when we were kids. No kidding. Yeah, on the Greyhound. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

We spent more time on the bus and we did it. Holy shit. That's a long. Long-ass ride, bro. That's got to be like two days. This is your mom or your dad? My mom, my dad, my brother and my little sister. And you?

And me. Holy shit. God love your parents. Weith boy. That must have been brutal. And I took my daughter a couple of years ago. On the bus? Hell not.

What the fuck? First class, baby. Probably had some shit we don't need to know about. I told my parents, we don't do that broke shit no more over here. No, but, uh, no, we'll get that. Look at that. Look at that. No, but I mean, I'll never forget that.

Sure. I will never forget the first time that we went and how we got there. Because I think honestly, as a family, when we talk about it now, we talk more about the bus ride. Of course, that's the actual trip, bro. So, yeah, no, Disney, our favorite vacation spot used to be Wisconsin Dells. The Dells are big up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to go to the Dells almost every summer.

That's good. It's a good vacation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We just have a good time of the Dells. Founding reunion stuff. But, man, that's not bad. Pretty classy. What's a vacation look like now for you?

Jamaica. You like Jamaica? I like Jamaica. All-inclusive or you get a house? No, no, no. I've been doing an all-inclusive thing, but I'm about to step it up now and start getting like villas, like private, you know private stuff. With you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I went to St. Martin at the top of the year. That's rich guy shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This year I'm going to go to St. Lucia. St. Yeah, that's what I heard. Just don't go during hurricane season.

September, October, Jamie up. September, October. He's never been there. I was going to go. Okay. I was going to go. See what that happened was. They don't got that same McDonald's out there that they got by his house.

He said, fuck that. I can't go that many days without it. They wouldn't deliver that far, man. What do you mean to do? Yeah, but those are the type of vacations that I'm into now. I mean, but like I said, I took my daughter to the Disney. It's stuff like that. We went to the Mall of America.

I treated that like a vacation for her. That's cool. Yeah, you know, I'm doing a lot of differences. Like, I'm going to try to take to St. Lucia. Normally what I try to do in between my touring is like, like, I'm on the arena tour right now with Mike Epps. Yeah. So when I get off of that and going to my full headline theater and arena tour myself, I like to take, like, maybe a few days just to go out the country, put the phone down and just kind of, you know. And then you out there, you end up writing, you end up writing material.

Yeah, you got to live a life worth comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wrote one of my best jokes in Jamaica about something that happened while I was there. It's great. Sharp. I like it. Very classy. How many suits do you own?

How many suits do I own? I used to own a lot of suits. I used to wear suits to my shows. On stage. Yes. Man, right now, I probably got one suit. I probably got one suit. Designer?

It is designer. Louis Vuitton. What? I might be the best answer we've gotten so far, right? What's that set you back? 1,200? $100? No, about $3,000. Very nice. Very nice.

He's writing it down. Louis Vuitton's very good. They're about to rob me after this, y'all. You're pulling to you? I'm keeping track. You're pulling yourself out of the Greyhound bus. He spelled Louis Vuitton wrong, too, by the way. There's no way that's right. I spelled it Voltron. I don't even need the look. It's wrong.

That's for my own personal. I'm going to turn this in. I'm not getting graded on my ground. I'm not showing your work. Okay. Okay. Very nice. Can you tie a tie? No.

No. No. So do you do a tie on stage or do open, like the open show? No, I don't wear suits on stage anymore. But if I need to tie a tie like my mama do it, my dad will do it. There you go. My security, TJ, he'll do it. He tied to last time.

He's a tie tie. Hell yeah. He's a bow tie type of guy. I tell him, you're too big for that. But if he wears a bow tie? He wears a bow tie? I bet you look scary. It does.

Yeah, it's intimidating. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. It does. big when this is like not that threatening and i feel like long tie for a big guy gives principal

yeah yeah yeah yeah him in a bow tie that that would that would he does it he does it all the time i'd be checked by that i'd be like whoa whoa whoa yeah yeah big guy in a bow tie like that he's serious about shit yes you need your security to be serious about shit you do i think he's playing PlayStation right he might be let's talk about travel let's talk about it uh you like flying up front Yes. Excellent. First class type of guy. Very nice.

Do you take your shoes off on a plane? No. Well, you bring food on a plane? Sometimes. What are we talking about? McDonald's. You're bringing McDonald's on the plane. You know what?

Listen, hear me out. Nope. Here we out. Sometimes in the morning, because I do still enjoy McDonald's breakfast. So sometimes if I'm going through the airport and I'm like, oh, it's going to be like, if I got a flight of L.A. from Chicago, that's a four-hour flight. Let me give me some breakfast. Because sometimes the food that they give you in first class isn't a

Always they're sure but they do got some good shit though for sure like American Airlines got this short beef rear The burger on Delta Delta throws out of world delta the shake shack No it's trash they used to do their own burger for a while they switched yeah they switched yeah they get they yeah they collab with shake shack I didn't know that it used to be their own burger it was wild fantastic United airlines got like a grilled chicken over rice that's that's pretty good It's a couple things that they got as good But if they don't like sometimes I Like you can see the menu Before you're gonna find

And I'm like I ain't gonna eat like that Let me something Let me ask you this Because this has kind of been a hot put issue With some of the some of our comic friends On the show Okay When we travel

We like to get to the airport Not early but we get there Very on time So that us as a squad Can sit down and have a meal together Have breakfast together We usually find a morning Yeah

So we'll have breakfast At one of the places In the morning Okay How do you feel about that? Yeah You're fucking sorry I get to the gate when it's time to board

I get to the airport when it's time to board Yeah but you're bringing fillet of fish on the goddamn plane Yeah but then you can sit on a plane You can eat at least I'm on my way It's something about just sitting in the airport Where it's like bro You know the last time I was sitting in the fucking airport COVID happened I stopped that shit

Once people start in sick I go right Like drop me off 15 minutes before the flight board That's enough time for me to get to security with all the TSA pre-check and all that's pre-check, you're clear, you're all that stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get right to the gate, and that's time to go.

How do you feel about dropping the seat back? How do I feel about it? Yeah. I dropped that bitch back soon as they tell me I can. Okay. You know what I'm saying? As soon as, you know, as soon as I hear that, boom! Yeah, you're down.

You reach 10,000 feet. I know. Pop right back. You a window or an aisle guy? Window. More comfortable. Keep the window up? You like to look at what's going on down there?

It depends on if the person. person next to me trying to look out my window. You don't like that. Don't look out my window. Wait, what? I'd like this fucking seat. I like the window. This is my window.

And if I see you lean over me looking out, I'm a shut that. No shit. Look out that side of the plane. Really? Yeah, what you're looking at? You're up there together. It's a special thing. No, it's not.

That's my window. If I decide I want to lean my head on my window, I can lean my head on my window. But why are you leaning over me? What the fuck are you looking for? He's looking at your filial. That's what I'm saying. I'd rather you look at that than out my window. I sometimes sit there and look at that like a kid on a bus.

Out the window. Oh, I love it. Yeah. You know, it's clear. I don't, you know, some days, I sleep with something like. Like, and now it's like automatic. It's like my body knows when I'm on a plane. It's like it's time to go sleep.

Yeah. Yeah. Unless you got a shit. Shit on a plane? Hell, yeah, I just did that other day. Hell fucking yeah. And I'm going to tell you something. I think.

I think they should put a little bit of water in there in the toilet. Sure. Bro, because the shit, it gets all. It's bad. Bro, and I had to flush that bitch eight times the other day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because if somebody would have came in behind me, they would have been like, bro.

Who did this? That water is a huge barrier. Yeah, and then it's like, if you're not shitting out a turd, if it's just shit, because it's different to have a turd than just shit. Because this shit looks like dog shit. That's what it looked like. It was dog shit. And I'm like, bro, they're going to be like, what the fuck did he just doing here?

The turd is different. You know what I'm saying? The turd is respectable. Like, it's human. Shit? It's bad. It's bad. And a flight attendant was cute.

I was embarrassed. I got you. Because you know if you're in there longer than three minutes, they know what you're doing. Yeah, they know what's up. He's shitting. Yeah. Damn. Then you open the door and just a whiff kind of creeped out.

close it real quick. You try to close. There's always some old lady waiting. Right there. Bitch, move. Bad. They are always standing right on top. You're the one in the back.

Yeah, yeah. I didn't see you up here in the 10 seats. Get your ass back. Everybody's always sitting there right on top of you. I don't play that too, though. I don't play that shit. If you sit in the back, don't try to put your bags up there. Oh, yeah.

I hate that. But see that if you show, if you're there early and you get it, you don't got to worry about that. You're running, you're getting on last minute. That's why. No, no, no. I walk right to the front of the line. But you get there as they're calling zone one?

Hell yeah, first class. Now, sometimes I might. They be on zone three or four. But you just skip. You just walk to the front. You priority. But people, yeah, but people. That's VIP shit, man.

I tell them. I walk past, they get to looking at me. Hey, I'm fucking VIP. Yeah. You got your McDonald's back in here? I'm status. Hell yeah. We're United.

I'm Premier 1K. Premier 1K. Big, huge. Yeah, I'm the real fucking deal with United. And American, I forgot what I am with American, but Delta, I'm something medallion. I got a medallion with Delta. I'm diamond. You diamond.

What's after diamond? Silver? No, below a diamond, platinum gold silver, I guess. Oh, yeah, I ain't all the way up to. I'm a silver. It's tough in Chicago. Yeah, because it's not a lot of Delta. It's a good.

It's a good. Yeah. I got knock, back down the silver. He stinks. I don't, we fly the same place. I don't know. You're not flying first class? No, he does.

Oh, yeah, we're up front. For business, we're up front. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. Okay. That's good. For business, you fly a lot for pleasure. What the fuck are you talking? Who's flying for pleasure?

You don't fucking, you don't go nowhere. For business. For business, yeah, I'm definitely fine business class. When you go to St. Lucia, what do you fly? Uh, take a private jet. Pop your shit, man. Yep. Pipsy.

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Yes. Respect to the honesty. Do you have a favorite flavor of Gatorade? I like the orange one. Okay. Yeah. Set the flavor. It's good. Orange.

That's cool. What's the orange flavor? Orange. Okay. Well, I said orange. I know. Yeah. It's orange is the tricky.

I was like, yeah, we got defensive. I was giving you credit for it. Most people say the color, but orange happens to be the color and the flavor. Yeah. Have you ever owned a butterfly knife or a switchblade? A butterfly? No. No.

Okay. Any fireworks in your house right now? In a garage. Nice. Yeah, I got some shit that I ain't pop off. What is the house? You got the house? I got a house.

You got the house? Nice house. Nice. Bought it, rent it? Rent it. Rent and a house? Five bedroom house. Five bedroom house.

We got a pool back there? Not a pool. Nope. We got a nice look of Zibo in the back. All right. Very nice. Got a little pond back there. You got a little pond.

Yeah, yeah. Very nice. You can fish in there and everything. No kidding. Oh, yeah. Very nice. You got to put them back. Sure.

I'll be taking my fish. I'll be trying to go make them for a little fish at the house with a fish. They'll lock your ass up. Well, yeah, I got a nice house. That's great. What's the day-to-day car situation you got? I got a BMWX-6 as well. Okay.

BMWX-6M-2020s. Nice. Midnight blue. Okay. I also have a 2023 G Grand Cherokee. Very nice. The day-to-day. Yeah.

No, I've been driving. driving a shit out that BMW. And then I got a 3, I got a BMW 328D. It's a diesel. What year's that? That's a 2015. No shit. Diesel.

I want to go get a Hummer now. That's like, because they don't, they don't really sell those here, do they? I bought it here. Yeah, I don't know. But they don't really sell diesel cars. You want to get a Hummer, you say? I want to get a Hummer now. The old school.

The new one. Yeah. The new one bad. Really? They're pretty cool looking. Yeah. I haven't seen it. This guy's a dirt bag.

I love it. Hummer? Anybody that gets a Hummer? is new money trash, dude. It's crazy. I love it. That's like lottery winner shit. I'm going to get me a Hummer.

I've been seeing him. I want to buy another car because I bought the BMW last year. But I want to add, I probably get rid of one of my cars and get the Hummer. Get a Hummer. You start thinking Carmen Electra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need something. I need, I don't know.

I used to have a Jeep Wrangler. Yeah, that's pretty good. I had some, like, 30-inch rims on it. I'm a big Jeep guy. Jeep Cherokee. You're limited. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got the limited?

Yeah. Wait, do I got to... TJ, do I got to limit it or unlimited? I got the summit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Summit? Yeah. I don't know that one.

Yeah, it's better than you were. All right. I don't think it is. That sounds like one of those little ones that they got. Did you got to massage? I got three rows. Oh, you don't have that. Yours is like a match box car.

No, it stinks. You got massage chairs or chairs or shit? No. Yeah, I got all of this thing. Man. Mojo's coming here, killing me. I'm sorry. Only did one show at Town Hall area, you a loser?

This guy, I'm st. I'm with mojo. I'm doing a beacon. He's bragging about St. Lucia. I've ever been there? I was looking about going there. I think we went to Antigua instead. Where's that double air?

He fucking lies. Antigua's nice. It looks nice. Real classy. Okay. I've been to a T.J. Max or Marshalls in the last 30 days? No. No.

Okay, he got upset at that one. What's the bed at the house? size queen king California king California king yeah how do you sleep do you sleep on your back your side pause pause stop it I think that's too gay to ask because why do you want to know what position I'm in to see if you sleep like a dirt back these questions are getting a little personal they're trying to find me they want to know what kind of car how big's the house you know how you're sleeping at night are you on your back how easy it's going to be for us to get it hell no I find out the fireworks and defense systems uh I don't know though

I don't know. I can't ask a different way. I'll give you that. Okay, I'll take it easy on you. How many pillows do you use? One? Come on, dude, this is crazy. I guess we'll skip the shower stuff.

I guess all my lufo questions. I got five pillows on my bed. There you go. I don't use all five, though. All right. That's as much as I can tell you. I may not be able to confirm or deny. Do you fall asleep with the TV on?

Some nights. Okay. Some nights. Do you feel like a cold in there? Do I like a cold in the air? What's up, man? You don't want to fucking talk to you, too. What's that with you, man? Do you like a cold in there?

What the fuck? I never made it cable for. Except you, dude. Because you're a bigger guy. Asking, do I like it cold? Because you like it cold. Y'all know you do. Yeah, no, I got the heat on 80 in my shit.

Don't come over. Come if you want to. You have a fucking heat stroke fucking with me. Oh, that's so funny, dude. God damn. Oh, shit. That's good. Very funny.

Yeah. Oh, God damn. Oh, really? If you guys, when you have dinner at the house. Okay. You guys have it at the table. You sit at the table or do you sit it like on the couch? I think, I think, I eat it about everywhere in my room.

Okay. At the table. You eating your room? Yeah. All right. By yourself? Yeah, sometimes. Yeah, you just go in there and eat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you take out a lot? You're cooking? I cook sometimes. What do you cook? You come over, you're going to, you're cooking for, you know, having a couple people over. Nah, I might do some lamb chops. Really?

We do tacos, salmon. I cook a lot of different things. Okay. Yeah. If you get takeout at the house, will you plate it or will you eat it out of the containers? Eat it whatever they brought it to me. Okay.

I feel like taking raising canes out of the box. It's some boozy shit. I might as well have made some chicken tenders at the house if I was going to do that. Sure. You're not wrong on that one. I don't wait. Can I take this y'all just? Are you kidding me?

What the fuck? Take it. we'll pause it and we're back another tax message from another one of the biggest dudes in show business and we're not lying

wild love it you get the Hummer yeah I'm getting it if not that guy I'll buy a one yeah yeah I hope so he's got it

I'm asking um what was the last time you did karaoke the night that my daughter was conceived Really? Yes, I'm not singing no more. Do you remember what the song you were singing was?

It was my girl, The Temptations. Whoa. Yeah. Great. Wow. And you had a daughter. And I had a daughter. That's pretty much.

I made a daughter that night. That's crazy. Yeah. That's a nice story. And it was the first night I ever drunk beer. Really? I don't drink beer no more. No.

What kind of beer was it? Do you remember? No. They brought it in a fucking jug. Get a pitcher? For all I know was. I don't fucking know Damn

But do you drink at all? Or that was this I drink Occasionally I eat it I eat edibles now Gotcha Yeah yeah yeah

Respect it I fuck with it You doing crazy levels Edibles or just something small What's crazy levels I don't know What are you doing? You got kids

20, 30 milligrams I'll 20 Really? You'll pop to 20 I go on stage off 20 No shit You're on stage with a 20

Bro you got a thing though It's the type that I eat though because you know it's different kind so I'm a sativa guy that's one and then they have different edibles that kind of like focus on you know it makes you focus it

helps you tap in with your creative side so sometimes you know when I really want to write because most times I write on the stage yeah when I really want to write I'll eat one and I go up there and cook okay yeah yeah damn good shit he's gonna try it

he's gonna try it that 20 gonna kick in. I can't go out there. It freaks out, dude. I can't go out there. I'm like 50 right now. What are you talking about? Take them all the time. Yeah, no, 10-20. 10-20 is it, but, you know, some nights, you know, I might, I might do 50. If I want to chill and have a good time. It ain't that bad. I won't go no higher than 50. Bro, I used to get some back, bro, a couple years ago this dude used to, bro, they was 25 milligrams, and them bitches used to hit hard. Like, they used to hit so hard. I had,

to stop eating them because I would still be high the next day yeah yeah yeah the residual with it yeah yeah yeah I'm not good with that shit yeah I'm not good with drugs that's an understatement um what about a wedding will you dance at a wedding yeah I would dance at a wedding and who's wedding I don't know you tell me like if I got married I would dance at my way of course okay your brother gets married you dancing at the wedding my brother is married did you dance at the the wedding he got married at the courthouse who so they wasn't allowing no dancing Hey, knock that shit off now.

I try to do the cha-cha slide and they put us out. Let me ask you this. You go to a family member's kid's wedding. So it's like a cousin or something like that. Younger in your family. What are you doing in the envelope? What are you dropping on that? What's the gift?

What's the gift? It's a family member. Who's the family member? Who's the family member? Yeah, you tell me. A cousin's kid. A cousin's kid? Yes.

somewhat close okay so one of your good friends kid or if one of your good friends is a little bit younger they're getting married one of my good friends it's not a stranger how close are we I like this I just gotta know for context

I don't want to lie we're close yeah and they're getting married give me your close and then give me what the guy who's not that close is okay close like if your girl was like hey we got to go to this wedding if my girl was like we got to go to this wedding if my girl was like we got to this wedding is her people's Yeah.

Okay. What are they getting? Oh, them hurt people. That's her problem. Oh, really? Yeah, what the fuck am I giving them some money for? They should be happy I showed up.

What the fuck? He's out there signing autographs. Fuck. Now, okay, bam, I got a godson. Right? Perfect. Okay. If my godson was to go and get married,

you know what I'm saying? And he was doing well for itself to start them off. I would probably give him anywhere between five to ten thousand. I'm with that fuck your girl's friends family yeah but if my girl like if it was hurt people like why am I that don't even make sense you're not gonna throw 500 for what dude the way he's answering that is like it's such a staunch

you know like dude I don't even give him shit because he's got 510 Gs on the other side now I'm saying now you did say if he's doing well Like if the kids will like show in like he's Yeah yeah yeah I want to help out like this this kid's really working He's learned whatever it is What if he's not? What if he's not?

You throttle that back to be like I'm not letting you I'm not giving me this to go blow or whatever Yeah well first of all why are you getting married Damn wow that's very very sharp I didn't think of that Whoa you mean how your shit together This shit ain't together You're gonna ruin this girl's life up

You ain't gonna fuck my money yet with her Do that shit to her I'm gonna keep my money Damn Wow What a smart Very very well thought through Deeper level answer

Holy shit That's brilliant Any splitting of the checks at a restaurant No Nice I assume you go out with most people You're rather than I assume The people that called you

You know what I mean In your day to day life You're picking up most checks Yeah yeah I'm picking them out Cool Yeah yeah yeah Most of the time Like my agents

my agent take me out They get that And if you went out With either one of the people that contacted you You're not reaching for the check on that, are you? Maybe out of us I would I would offer

But knowing both of those guys They're not gonna let me do it I would argue with those two dudes That check doesn't even come to the table Yeah They're not like oh hey mister so-and-so Yeah here's the check Yeah no dig into your pocket

Here's my Capital One card Yeah No I couldn't like I couldn't Maybe Maybe That's something they might get mad at Maybe they let me buy them a drink Maybe having a drink

I got the drinks Yeah just something out of a As a gesture Whatever it is they would laugh I mean yeah I mean they just So much They just

So rich That's crazy What we're talking about I know Oh yeah You bought me a beer Yeah Thank you my guy

Like what the fuck I mean I would go around Telling everybody I mean I bought a pair of beer Let me ask you this When you first started getting You know a few big checks

Was there anything that you Was there any silly purchase You know like a jet ski or anything crazy like that? It didn't even have to be that big of a check But just like you spent most of the check on something That you shouldn't have Because if you would have won the 75,000 Yeah

You would have bought your dad a car Yeah, it wouldn't have been a BMW No I'd have got him a forward focus or something Yeah Um I just I got a check

No, I don't think I ever got a big lump sum of money and made a purchase. It was like, I'm just doing something. Have you always been pretty smart with your finances to a degree? When I started getting a lot of money, yeah. But when I was, you know, check to check, if it was either the card note or some McDonald's, I was paying, I was getting a McDonald's. But now it's like I make so much money that it's easier to manage it because it's like, bro, it's nothing, you know, it's nothing that I, it's nothing that I, it's nothing that I, it's nothing that. There's nothing that I want that I can't get And it's nothing that I like

Absolutely have to have where I got to go break the bank To get it. There's nothing you're doing in a week Where you're like, what the heck? Yeah, I'm not about to go spend 100 grand in a week. You know what I'm saying? I might go to the store and go shop.

Like I went shopping yesterday I spent like 8,000 on clothes. What's that look like? What store? Where were you? Amiri. I went to the mirror. I got this yesterday.

These jeans and this hoodie. Who's a mirror? A couple different outfit. Mike Amiri. He got his own clothing. You don't know him? Is it comic? He's white.

Oh. Mike Amiri? I think he's white. Cool guy Luke would. Yeah. Mary Jeans. Is he white? I don't know.

Find out. Yeah. I feel like how he's pausing you around. Yeah, I like that too. Yeah. I just realized what his job was. So I saw you do it. Shit, look it up.

He is white. He is white. Yeah. He is white guy. Yeah. I didn't say that. He took it too far. Pause.

Pause. Pause. But yeah, no. Mike Amari. Louis Vuitton. I got a Louis Vuitton. Yo-Yo. Louis Vuitton,

Yo-Yo. Yeah, I wish I'd have brought it with me because I knew you guys were probably like. What are we idiots? Like, I got to show it to you. What's that saying? Yo-yo, man. Louis-Vitaine yo-yo is, uh, that costed me.

Why did you buy that? Okay. You want to know the truth? Yeah. Oh, there he's got it. Your boy's got it. Man, that's a good security guard. Let me see it.

That's the Louis-Viton Yo-Yo. He's got a Glock and a Louis Vuitton. Yo-Yo. Look at that. In the cross body. That's crazy. Whoa. That's heavy as shit

Yeah It's a real deal You said you didn't make any stupid fucking purchase Yeah I just bought that though Huh? That's sick It was 700 bucks That's less than I expect

Is that they have that at the counter Like an impulse buy Bro it was like I don't know So I went and I noticed that A lot of big dudes We're small people's clothes So we was at Louis Vuitton

And they didn't have my size as anything Like they'll have My size in the pants But the top somebody bought it. Somebody bought it. So, you know, somebody. Damn well, it doesn't zip.

Don't even zip. You know what I'm saying? Pisses me off. He said, that's my mood. That's how I knew. I walk around and say I'm a medium. I was so frustrated. And I was like, man, y'all, y'all got nothing.

I was like, I need some of wear the show tonight. And I looked in the case and I saw this. And I was like, what is that? And the guy was like, it's a yo-yo. I said, let me see it. And he gave it to me. And, like, you know, kind of started, you know, yo-yo in it. And I was like, how much is it?

Like 700 bucks. I said, fuck it. Y'all don't got nothing else. Let me buy the yo-yo. And then I instantly started, you know, using a yo-yo. And, like, before I go on stage and shit like that, it like kind of...

Oh, relaxes you. It relaxes me. It works a different part of your brain a little bit. Yeah, so now I take my yo-yo everywhere I go. I like that. No. I found something. Yeah.

Yeah. So somebody said I might be on the spectrum because of this. No. I think that's good. Thank you. You brought that from what the hell are you doing with a yo-you to? Very smart. Very, you see a thing?

It does. It does. Hmm. Yeah, it does. I mean, you know. Yeah. This is a very unique. Kate, you know, fucking Louis Vuittonioio in his hand.

I do. I mean, I don't really see, you know, the only thing I really heard was the Greyhound bus and what the fuck, man. Humble beginnings. You're blinded by the McDonald's, the golden arches, though. A little bit. A little bit. I mean, he's classy.

Yeah, he's class. It's all classes. What can I say? Thank you, guys. Of course, brother. Thanks for coming in, man. 100%. 100%.

100%. Classy. Classy. Look at that. Classy. One of the very few. What's the Hummer, though? Yeah, he is new.

His new, a little bit, there's trash there. I mean, here's the thing with the Hummer. It's like, I just like the new style. I like the way it looks. I'm not 100% going to, I don't know if I'm going to get there. know I want to buy another car. Yeah, I'm even looking at some Lamborghinis. He's sharp with money, though.

Yeah. He didn't really have anything that didn't have a strong explanation to it. I'll give you that. It wasn't just because, like, this is why I do it. And I had to think about, like, everything that I buy. I'm thinking, like, of everything, like, all the major purchases that I've made, it was things that, you know, like I needed or things are like, hey, I deserve this. And what are we talking about?

What really makes him classy is the money for the wedding explanation? Yeah, that's. Mojo Brooks, 100% clean. Yeah. Thank you, y'all. I love to see it. He's on tour right now. Yep.

Please go check him out. One of the funniest guys out there doing it. Anything else you want the folks out there to know? You know what? I want you all to know that this is an absolutely great podcast. Oh, thank you, man. Appreciate you. And to all of my comedy buddies out there, if you haven't been, come.

Thank you. This is so much like, you know, it's not like your traditional, you know, bullshit questions. Yeah. You know what's saying? And now you got a fake like you about to cry. So what motivates you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. I want to know if you got a yo-yo. Yeah, I had an amazing time. So yeah, y'all give it up to them. Let's clap it out. These are some classy guys. You know, McDonald's on me when I come back. Oh, yeah.

Fuck it. Mojo Brooks, ladies, ladies, gentlemen. Thank you, Kevin, what do you got for them? Guys, we're all over the road right now. Tickets are on sale. Get on why they last. We love you. Yeah, we love you, brother.

I love you back, guys. Yes, for sure. We love you. We'll see you next week. Peace.