Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - Patreon Episode: Spelling Bee - Are You Garbage (FULL)

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

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Welcome to another exciting edition of R U Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H Foley. Hey, everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is R U Garbage. Yeah, it's a little show We sit down with your favorite comedians They're just a big old piece of trash trash, I'm your host H. Foley coming at you on a beautiful day We're out back here with toadies in the new edition. They got the goddamn radiators on sure I got the open mouth shit with the fucking

CPAP now I'm all jammed up Goddamn fucking Sudafed straighten me out. Uh-huh. I can't take the hard stuff anymore Sure clean out the pipes my co-host is coming at you from across the table Not a big fan of mine at this moment, but it's fine because we're in competition right now He's the CEO of are you garbage which means chief executive officer? Kevin Ryan Well, it's a nice day for all what wedding What up gang shout out to the motherfucking homies being the big man are bumping the head

I'm not bumping heads with anybody. I'm taking heat which I take heat a lot which okay What's up first of all shout out to the motherfucking homies shout out to them the goddamn Let's call them the jury of this jury the jury of This competition jury of our world is being a judge jury and execution every time we get in an argument the the homies and bozos Gonna see this in reverse Because I'll see the hard feelings first sure it's like a like a Tarantino. It's a black and white. I'm doing H. Shout out to the motherfucking homies, baby. We love you. Thank you so much for all the friggin support. Yes.

Shout out to you. We love you and gang. Put your thinking caps on because today we're doing a little AY G my first spelling spelling bee sure spell spelling S P E S P E L L I N G yeah pussy take that spell traitor spell turncoat spell bad friend that's not nice you're telling me you talking about traitor oh you got well let's just we'll do a brief discussion of it while you just drop it on us fucking two seconds drop anything on anybody Did you know that we were talking about what to wear for the wedding? Luke's reaction kind of jarred me a little bit more. We were talking. Maybe I did know this. I don't remember I was very what am I fucking Amish? I'm not gonna have a best man

Am I cruising up there this the way I did it the way I fucking Amish? I'm not gonna have a best man. Am I cruising up there? This is the way I did it The way I did it hurt leave alleviates anybody's feelings. First of all, I didn't invite any of my The only It's all family it's family I'm not family when you're here your family 15th of the month You might die that Daddy warbond mama and died that um I just didn't know we got hold on hold on We were talking about what we're gonna wear for the wedding and fully

You know I've I've poked some fun out where do I fit into this ceremony You don't let it go which leads me to believe that there's a little bit of serious to it And it makes me feel bad if you want to be I listen I would love for you to be in it Oh, okay. Well, you didn't ask me. That's a funny way. That's a funny way. It doesn't work out in the program You know what I mean? I'm just saying we're sitting here talking about what we're gonna wear and Foley pulls up a picture goes This is what the groomsmen are wearing and Luke went what the fuck I didn't know there was groomsmen said I that to me this was always spun as a low-key kind of wet like

how we're just going up we think I got a fucking Elvis impersonator up there okay everybody got a thing to say okay I just I was I was a little taken aback. I didn't know there was cool gear I could buy that could separate me from everyone else. You know, I like to be VIP. He got me sitting in coach with the fucking mouth breathers. How about I'll do that. I'll get you guys all shirts. How about I get like it gives me a look at a gazebo off to the side or something cooler beers and no and I told you you're sitting with that one cup. No, I'm not. No to what I said though. We're gonna be super rude I'm icing them out give them the Cincinnati shift

Start pulling their seats out from under them. They do sell a Hawaiian version of Amway, by the way They won't be hitting you that couple you remember that couple what do you remember that couple? No, I'm just saying the couple at our table. Yeah, and they're gonna be peddling shit wait till he finds out the patreon. I know you got deep I got we think I'm putting I'm putting there for Let me drive it out of there in a fucking Mary Kay Cadillac Taking my honeymoon a little place called finders fee finders fee Island Listen this your break of my balls my fucking cousins breaking my goddamn boy

what's he breaking the same shit you know he was left out no he's in it he breaking my balls about fucking the Pearl Harbor thing and fucking this and that what are we doing your fault god damn what you sleep at the wheel again that's a guy was in a carb coma I was that third watch have 15 attacks happened I met some doll at the bar I don't know what to tell you I was back in the nurses bunk getting it in yeah okay he's busting my I got my brother fucking bitching about this this is that bitching to you about this is what everybody anybody that asks fully something there, but I'm catching a rat Oh, you're like my dad. My dad. You say I'm catching a ration of shit. I am catching a rat

That's my fuck. I know my fucking what my tombstone is going over there. Give me a rash I don't need to go in there getting a rash of shit. It lies H Foley caught a ration of shit Oh, it's ration of shit. Yeah ration. I thought it was like a rash of his shit. Here lies H. Foley. He caught a rash of his shit. Oh, it's ration of shit. Yeah, a ration. I thought it was like a rash and a shit. I don't know. The guy's got bad butt. I don't know.

Big piece of mud butt. Catch a rash down there. Oh, a ration of shit. A ration, a portion of shit. Yeah. Which I always take, and I take it handsomely. Yeah, right. You've been screaming at me.

I'm not screaming at you. Okay, right even humble you've been screaming at me. I'm screaming at you Okay, this is crazy Anywho, I got under a lot of goddamn pressure I'm taking a lot of fucking heat on this thing and you know that like there's a little bit of truth in the joke It's like I want you to feel I don't want you to feel left out or anything like that Well, I mean that's I mean, but you and's you keep pushing this. What kind of spot are you putting me in? You know why you can't be in this. Sure. And we've done this five times on the show. Okay. So can we come to Pearl

Harbor? Yeah, I'm getting the you're treating like your goddamn coworker. You told me you didn't want to see me until the wedding You said I'm doing my own thing. That's probably drinking Of course you guys can come and I make some calls but How big are the helmets I got a big fucking potato head coming in? Hey, Sarge get the tugboat, huh? Okay, all right. I was I'm sorry I was just uh, I get maybe you had mentioned it and I apologize Keep your hormones under control. Maybe it would be up there me. No, this is you

This is you keep your hormones under control. We wouldn't be in this situatis this situation ship Going on a nice nice holiday together Yeah, you're treating me like I'm the goddamn help out here. What are you talking about? First of all, I got you fucking prime location table upfront with some guy Who's gonna be giving me the heart because I got to do that because the way the tables break down I'm the only table with with with a low count. You only got six I'm gonna be sitting as you but you're both decision makers here today. Do you have your checkbook on you? This guy is this guy Hawaiian or American? They're Hawaiian. What? They might be Hawaiian. Hawaiian, too. They're nice people.

Are we the only celebrity table? Yeah. Oh, man. It's me, Cassidy and Luke. Talk about the who's who. Who's not? I'm thinking about throwing out that the Rubenhoff and his bra to straighten it out. out love that I'm working on it That's what he wants chicken sandwiches by the way. I don't know we are we aware chicken sandwiches over here on the bony I'm sure if not give him a run down. Yeah, I don't fucking need this shit Ration is shit That's such a good one. They fucking giving me a ration. It's spelled out for you. It's fucking ration of shit. That's such a good one dude. Fucking giving me a ration of shit. I'll spell that for you.

It's always spelled out. H-E-N-R-Y. Ration of shit. H-E-N-R-Y? Me. I thought you spelled that wrong for a second. Henry. Hold on. Would you prefer?

You can only get a ration of shit? It's only a guy from a lady She's giving me a ration. It's always getting Equivalent to getting your balls broken. What would you would you then you're a brood? Get you a pocketbook at a fucking Paris Elton. Have you said you're I'm gonna try to have sex make a move Listen what? Remember the couple that came to came to count Basie

Johnny Your cousin Johnny's not my cousin Johnny. I grew up with these these best friends at my brother. We all grew up together Dazzled together the guy do we meet out back for heaters? Yes. Yeah, would you rather Johnny at the table? Well, don't make me do this I don't know. I don't know what those who's just put me at whatever table works for you Apparently, it's your day if he catches eaters. Yeah Goddamn D1 athlete we talking about D1 and I got you up front Keep my eye on you. I

Got you right up. Just like you're in the fucking back Okay, is there like a bride and groom big table at the front? You guys doing that? No, we're doing eat like the lead supper everybody faces out Like the Al Smith dinner And Bloomberg and them guys up Notice it's a sweetheart table. It's just you two. Yeah others. It's a sweetheart table. It's just you two. Yeah. The sectional.

Okay, alright. And then we're looking at and then my family's here, her family's there. And then you're gonna be there and her friends are gonna be there. There's something like that. But you're upfront with us. My fucking boys right right behind my family. Okay. You want to carve the turkey you're having a turkey yeah what do you mean it's the holidays wait hold on know that I told you this fucking with me we're having a turkey you're serving Thanksgiving for fucking your wedding yeah we're doing a turkey and a ham

you're fucking with me no it's a chicken. I gotta fly all the way out there for a dry bird. I mean deep fried. Talking about jamming the kid up. We're not having turkey. Ham. We're not having a lot you're gonna eat. Oh fuck, this thing's gonna suck! Well, I can't wait for our Uber Eats order. Yeah. Is that for Kevin? You guys are dancing. You guys are doing your sweetheart dance? I can't wait for our uber eats order Guys are doing your sweetheart dance. Are you doing a sweetheart dance? What's the sweetheart? Oh you to your first dance? Yeah, uh-huh talked about the little bumping grant Like a long cane poly Oh, yeah, fuck you. I won't do what you tell me

Who's that? Bangin get up yeah, bah with the bottom bang bang diggy diggy Okay, all right. I'm sorry. I apologize you might have given me that information It just caught me and Luke off guard that there was You got costumes and me and Luke don't get to be part Of the costumes Luke even said Jesus Christ. No one's fucking closer than you than us to Currently yes, of course currently you're my fucking guys. I've known you of course I Got my buddy dead. I got my fucking cousins that I grew up with What do you want me to do? I got my brother. I got my nephew

I got my cousin and I got my nephew, I got my cousin, and I got a lot of guys up there. It's four. Whoa. I think he listed three to begin with. He did. I had to put my nephew in there. I owe him money. I don't fucking notice kid. How old is he? Good kid. Uh, I don't know. 12, 11, about six foot. You got a kid up there and you don't have the kid up there. So he's six foot. I'm taller than him. I'm gonna fucking I'm gonna talk to these guys See what he would run through you like a potato stick listen I'm gonna see what their what their prices are to step aside What do you mean? Alleviate their duties. Is that what you're gonna do embarrass me start buying me out? Sure

Next thing you know you're doing a ceremony Blimey Okay, all right, you're doing a ceremony. Ha ha ha ha. Why me? Ah. Okay, alright. You taking that with me? Okay. This is a weird- You mentioned you want to do a speech and stuff like that. I just find it weird that I haven't been asked.

I mean like, hey- What are you talking about? I had to bring it up. She doesn't want that? He changed both your lives. He barely wants me there. Yeah, and I'm grateful for that. So you sent me with randos? Mutants at table nine? I got me? This guy's gonna be complaining the whole fucking-

Just an employee. Tommy might flake out to you. You might be all jammed up. Tommy flakes. I'm gonna send Luke out and just have a wheel wheel up a TV screen with me on it. Birds are on on Christmas game. Okay. All right. Okay. Well, this is an odd week where we typically feel made hard feelings first, then the then the bony. So we'll, we'll, you'll, we'll get into this,

then you will have seen this earlier. I think I've said my piece. Okay, fair enough. P I E C E. Now, can we get in the goddamn spelling bee? Sure. And have a good time? Uh huh. Still bringing cash, right? No. You want to wear one of the shirts? No, but I'm the guy trying to be part of the party. Yeah, right. I don't know. He works with me. He cuts the clips or something. You're telling everybody. OK, all right.

It's good to know I was thinking I was thinking of I was thinking of breaking ceremony and doing what we're going to do like, you know, we're going to thank everybody. You might get mentioned in that. I don't want it now. I don't want I don't want to be listed. I don't want to be listed as the key grip on this bucket. The bottom of the below the line people Kenny and the guys yeah

Kenny Bryant now, I'm happy for you. That's great. Don't give me that shit. Don't make me feel like that You know how much I fucking love you, and you know you change my life, and we change each other's lives Of course don't and we're rocking it's not a meat. You're to making it a me thing. We're happy for you, buddy Yeah, sorry, I'm not a lot of Raja and be hurdle level. See you guys. I don't like that. I don't need that shit right now Fucking walk out of this whole goddamn thing Ration is shit. Okay. I'm fuck I'm clearly fucking with you when you see the money bag is gone and I'm down in a hollow Honolulu fucking up to my nose and fucking

North Shore yak Know what happened he broke okay? I'm obviously just breaking your balls. I don't Want to I don't want to be a part of it for I'll be like that I'm not even eat the glass noodles glass noodles good. Yeah, I fucking crown working in here No, I'm probably I'm probably you'll do a shrimp head right I don't like shrimps extra eyeballs forgive me Gonna be good stuff nice steak potatoes. I have so many questions sure sliders like sliders. We're doing a hard feeling Yeah, they're doing it at the wedding. Yeah Okay, I from the honeymoon alrighty. Let's get into it alright. We're doing a little spelling bee gang

For once and for all to find out who the smartest guy in the room is R. O. M. R O. O. M. How many words do you have I pulled like ten? I got a long list okay? But there's better not be some fucking Connecticut private school bullshit either. Well I did a little poking around on my own just to see like what it would look like. I'm not spelling mosquito like a fucking asshole. Is that hard or easy? Mosquito? Yeah.

I'll get you. Mosquito my Peter flicking off. Fuck that. Umm... Some of them seemed, I looked like junior high, high school, some of them seemed a little on the easy side. Sure. I went to an adult one, so it might be a little more difficult.

All right, well let's. Ken Jennings over there. All right, let's do it, let's get into it. All right. So here's the thing, it's me versus Foley, he's gonna say it, there's gonna be no cheating, all right? All right. It's not Battleship, take it easy. We're gonna write down our answers, First fully he's gonna say it there's gonna be no cheating all right all right um Battleship they get we're gonna write down our answers. We're gonna lock the and it pens down answers locked and

then we're going to Luke's gonna read it out, and we're gonna find out who got it right who got it wrong. You can hold it up We'll hold it. Yeah, yes, we'll hold it up to camera all right Bad I thought I'm pretty not great. I've gotten significant. I used to pride myself not pride, but I was always a good speller I'm the technologies ruined me. I have them pulled up on Google So if you want to ask country of origin or of course, what are you talking about? What do you think we're fucking shooting raw dog in here? All right, so I think first one first one based off our first Hold on a second

Let's also be flexible that if this is incredibly hard. We're switching it up a little bit. Okay Got first one based off our first conversation. What first conversation? narcissistic H-e-n-r-y Narcissistic That's a fucking... Aw man, you get in the weeds of the middle of this thing. Narcissistic.

Having an excessive or erotic interest in oneself and one's physical appearance. Alright, I might have to take a couple of whacks at it, like to... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. Maybe just cross out your whacks. Alright, I think I might be good hold on Nor Narcissistic I mean

Hi, I mean we gotta have a clock. There's got to be a 10 second clock. Okay. It's just gonna be him going shit Yeah, all right. I'm locked pens down locked pens down pens down show the answer wait you read it, and then we say oh god, right narcissistic NAR CIS Sis Tic say that one more time narcissistic NAR CIS Sis fuck I see damn I got NAR

SCI CIT IC IC damn I got NAR SC I C Nar say Sit cystic I had I miss let me say I miss the the second s in the middle that double s Okay, is there a double s in the middle? Yes. Let me say I had the 1s Huh, that's pretty good. That's a cystic.cha. All right, so that's all right fuck all right I zero zero are they all gonna be related to our personalities next one's fat Now this one's a childhood one

childhood one Mississippi. Oh, come on. Yeah, I mean, what are you doing? Yeah, no bag dance next okay? No point. I could use a win. Oh, I know let's get some points on the board boys. I respect it Also, I'd love for both you to get this wrong hit it Mississippi M Isis Sipi no ppp what M. Isis isis IP ppi Are you fucking kidding me? No, it's not it's M. M. I SS I SS

M. I SS I SS what we're IPP P. I know word in the English dictionary that has three peas IPP P. I'm such a Fuck get me one bull easy. Why you should have just rolled with it. I thought I had it right at the PPI Am I SS I SS is IPP you know you're just you're in a rhythm, and it's a not the right rhythm fuck Stuttering on the bees beep beep beep beep beep all right. Are we ready for the next word Cleveland? nutritious New Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Like all spinach it is very nutritious and best when young. Nutritious. I got it. Okay.

Alright, hold on. Alright, I think I got, let me cut out my workarounds. Yup. Okay. I'm good. Alright, nutritious. N-U-T-R-I-T-I-O-U-S. Fuck! Got it. Wow. I got N-U-T-R- U S. What? Nutritious. Nutritious. You are as dumb as the day is. I'm not a good speller.

All right. For Henry, hallucinogen Hallucinogen Lou a drug that causes hallucinogen Hallucinogen ushy mushy Shroomies Say it again hallucinogen. Hallucinogen.

Sinogen. This is way hard. I might have this. Phonetically, I got it. Are we ready, boys? Are you saying Hallucinogen or Hallucinogen? Hallucinogen you saying hallucinogen or hallucinogen? hallucinogen Man these were fucking picked with such evil time. I know this is the darkest corners of our soul alright

I'm ready alright hallucinogen HAL LUC hold on HAL.L Alright, Bully's out No, H-A-L L-U Uh-uh C-I

Stop Okay N-O Okay G-E-N Fuck! You did I-N I-N?

And I had an A You got it? Yeah Kipi's up 3-0 H-A-L-L-U-C-I-N-O-G-E-N I was up, I thought it was a hallucinogen H a l l u c i n o g e n I was up, I thought it was hallucinogen Yeah, to be truthful and to be honest when he said it the second time I made the o and a I've been doing the phonetics for you guys. Yes. Thank you. All right. All right. All right

Settle in are we ready for the next one boys? Give me something that we got to ask some questions about flabbergasted Are we ready for the next one boys? Give me something that we gotta ask some questions about. Flabbergasted! Proh! What my boo! Flabbergasted! Flabbergasted! Fuck! Greatly surprised or astonished.

Flabber. Foley's bowel movement had left me flabbergasted. Left me indulg- Flab-ber-gasted. Gasted. I think I got it. I mean flab or gas my I got my lab burr gassed it flab or Gassed flab burr gassed it flab burr I'm on the fence lab or gassed it giving you a hint here. I got a lab burr gassed it I might fucking run away with this. Yeah

Kippy did this one this morning You found the list and these are harder than the ones I saw it's also like you see I was looking at that like just Generic list and you see you go. Oh, these are easy But then when you have to actually write it down without fucking spell check a little bit of ABC check all right flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted flabbergasted FLA BB

RG a Sted you fucking what did you get wrong there? Flabbergasted you said did flabbergasted. I got everything but the fucking tea. That's gotta give me something Yeah, I got f.l fucking tea. That's gotta give me something Yeah, I got FL. You spelled it DID DID yeah, it's DED of anything. No word ends in DID. Don't give me that fucking Splendid shit. Yeah Splendid. Splendid. I did burger. Flat burger. I thought you were sending me BU.'s like burgh. Astin. I thought it was bug Yeah, I thought you were gonna fuck me on the double B's, but you didn't know I can't help me on the end

You didn't say tid you said did flabbergast did I mean we got the Northeast? Fucking that wouldn't have got you there, but yeah, I was a tea away. I was a fat. I'm so scared Pussy I'm so scared. I'm fucking these up. What do you mean? You got him in front of you right? All right, all right, are we ready? All right. All right, you guys both have one of these we need a rate Corporation We're a Corporation Corporation I don't have a corporation poor I have an LLC facts that files as a corporation something like that ready I got it. I'll do it. All right. Okay. Ready? Yep, okay

Chr Cor Yeah, right P. Oh, yes CHR? C-O-R? Right? P-O-R-A-T-I-O-N Nice job. Henry's on the board! Kippy's on the board though. Are you keeping score? I got to have five. I think you're five and it's to one.

Let's start doubling up some points. Make my money back. Interesting. Alright, staying in the same vein here a couple of you guys entrepreneur I know spell it shark tank would you get this list I was just pulling cool we're gonna Winklevoss entrepreneur on that app We know on tra ha

Nor I know that in it Entra I think I'm close. I'll give you on tra-pra nor Yeah, I think I got it on my first take I got I got it. Okay. Henry, let me spell this one. No, I'm losing. E N T R E P. What? Yeah.

No, yeah. Entra, Entra, yeah. Prenor, Entra, Entra,rapreneur Ent rep re Nur I'll tell you what there's no way you are. Is it and you are you're good. Yeah. Yeah, and you are there's no way I have your printer. I have ENT. Yep. Okay ready? I have you want to know how to not spell this word I have a guy. Yep. Okay ready? I have you want to know how to not spell this word I have E a guys write this down

I have ENT or a on truck no ways Prah PRA no no ways. Oh that put ROR. No, that's an NNOR Nah, cuz it's any you are Good job. Whatever. I'm gonna start looking for some more but uh, we gotta get something we gotta Should we great great this on a curve a little bit? No, we should start juicing the fucking numbers I saw it's run away with this thing. No fucking dude. Double. There's nothing put my watch up. I got my watch on the Put some nickel up the pig slips up Take that nickel plated sissy pistol out of your purse.

All right, all right. I just watched that again. Rude. Ha. Well, how can we make this a little, you know? Start doing doubler nothing. Yeah, but that's just, kibbes gonna- Switch to math.

Go. Wait, no, I got an idea. Log division. You can, all right alright here's the idea. On the, do it like Jeopardy kind of. You get to wager up to five points on how confident you are. Okay. You know what I mean?

Okay. And Foley can take a loan on these points let's say. What's the lifeline situation? Can I call a friend? Who are you gonna call? Patty. You get one call to Patty? That's pretty good she's dumber than

She don't read too good what about the Tommy there's the okay Tommy's but he can't look it up Sure, I go I call him. I know who I could call. Yeah'd smoke you. The bird. Sure. I mean, it's like. I mean, yeah, we're not calling someone who's good at this. It's crazy how good she is at it. It's crazy. I hit her with anything. Entrepreneur.

She don't know that one. She don't want to know. All right, hold on. You get the wager up to three points, but after you hear the word, up to five points after you hear the word. Okay. I have an easy one and an an easier one in a harder. Go easier, okay? matriculate what what Matric you late what that pussy do it be matriculating My trick you late. Oh hold on so I get to say whether I want to yeah, I just want to do this one straight

Okay, okay I don't like this dealer. Oh Someone sit out for a couple of hands But you got a break coming up or something Matriculate can use it in a sentence Yes a person country of origin, please a person who has matriculated What is that? You can't use the word to describe itself in its own definition. Whoa Well, you want to use it you wanted me to use it in a sentence use it in a sentence a blue-chip recruit that routine Jesus a blue-chip recruits that routinely came to the school will no longer matriculate

I'm worse off a blue-chip recruit that routinely came to the school will no longer matriculate. I'm worse off a blue chip recruit that routinely came to the school will no longer matriculate. All right, I'm good. Well, no, I'm locked in. Hold on. Ready? Yeah, go ahead. Ma matriculate. Also here, I have a thing for you. You can. I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay, go. You can I got it. I got it. I got it. Okay, go all right matriculate M capital M lower case matriculate m a tric ul Te ul at thank God. Yes

Fuck I should have went on that one could have bet the house Fuck I should have went on that one. Could have bet the house. Alright so 2 to 7. 2 to 7 alright now I'm gaining some ground. There we go. Okay. Alright next word. Go ahead. Arachnophobia. You do like movies but hate Spidey's. Arachnophobia. I think I would like to phone a friend I'll try Patty first Iraq or no, I'll try Tommy first. I try Patty. This is a comedy program I don't need some fucking poindexter get it right

But she's gonna ham it up too much and I'm gonna look like a dick egg as I hang up on her That's part of it start screaming at her Much and I'm gonna look like a dick egg as I hang up on her. That's part of it start screaming at her Hello dear, I heard you were a little under the weather Patty We're we're on the podcast Hi, Kevin. Hey dear. How are ya? All right, darling, how are you? What table you sitting at at the wedding? The one next to you. Yeah. See, there you go.

Love to hear it. You don't think she's in the back? You kidding me? Listen, we're playing this, we're doing this, just relax, we're doing a spelling bee. Oh, God. And I'm allowed to phone a friend. The word is

Arachnophobia A phobia like sphere of spiders arachnophobia What you want to know how to spell it What You want to know how to spell it What Arachnophobia So do you want to know how to spell I want to know how to spell it Iraq. Wait a minute. Iraq. Iraq. Iraq. What? What'd you say? Look it up. What? Ask Google. I I'm in a contact. I got money on the line here. You dumb broad. What are you talking

about? You're all I got Help me out here Take a shot at it a R-a-t-o-p-h-i-b-a what the fuck is that? Iraq Iraq na phobia like Arachnophobia can I call Tommy? What are you drinking Arachnophobia last shot

No cheat, Patty! Arachnophobia. Last shot. Are you saying Rack-A-Rack? Are you fucking with me? Arach-Arachnophobia. A-R-A-C-K Hang on, A-R-A-C-K K-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O K and then phobia phobia Right, you might be somewhat close Iraq I'm able to figure this out. I listen I gotta get back to this. I love you. See you Patty

How much money's on the line? You're not getting any screwed me. You don't know when the fix is in I call you asked me to spell the word. We think I'm asking you start typing the whole family full of cheaters My Google didn't come up screaming at the microwave I Love you Well, goodbye here. I hope you're feeling better and tell the boys. I said hello. I will love you Patty. I'll be bad. See you soon Bye bye Well flirty.

All right. Hold on. Call me babe. All right. Dennis Miller. All right, babe. I'll see you in Honolulu there, babe. Keep your Peter dry, but I hold on. That was useless.

That we are. That was like that was a fucking That was like a who's on first. She's going you want me to spell it. You're like yeah, I'm gonna goddamn spell and be lady Arachnophobia, okay You're not gonna get this I got it you how do you know I remember the first time I ever saw arachnophobia Scared the bejesus out of me watched at school. Can I spell John Goodman instead? All right, I think Iraq do you want me to take this one?

No, let me let me see if I can get it. Okay, you go arachnophobia AR AC What's next H no you'd say it. H? I'm not gonna touch it. H? N-A? That's where you missed him.

Arachno? I told you, I kept telling you. Oh no, I mean, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure is not a nine in there. And then phobia. P-H yeah, yeah a RCH no phobia All right, that's just one point eight to two why is it two eight to two oh eight to two right all right Let's go all right. Just heat that

And pulling jobs of this broad for 48 years. I mean, I'm trying to Google it. Man, the whole family. Dick is thieves, dumb as door nails. Who's at the door? Yelling at the microwave. What's his name? Arachna. She was doing a ratnophobia.

A ratnophobia. Arachnophobia. That's about a big case of that one time. I caught it down there. Cat bookbinders. Pants like the dominoes. Arachnophobia. Ah, fuck me. Alright, are we ready?

Yes. Alright, after these results Foley will probably need to gerrymander. What does that mean? It's what they're doing. Elections. Yeah. Manipulate the boundaries of electoral constitution. I don't even know. Manipulating the boundaries for one gerrymander. I went to school with Jerry Mander. Jerry Mander. I don't know. Is there a hyphen in there? No. One word. Is there a Y? There is a Y. I don't know. You might take it on this.

Do you want to raise your points on this one? Five points. What am I down? Wait, do I lose these points? In a perfect world, yeah. But you can only bet two. Jerry Mander. You only have two points, but we're not going to penal, yeah. But you can only bet two. Jerrymander. You only have two points, but we're not going to penalize you, but you can only bet we have. I'm only betting one.

Okay, yeah. That's like the Indian casino over here. Can't get a cheap pack of heaters at least. Jerrymander. Jerrymander. Jerry. Jerry Seinfeld. G-E-R-R-Y. gerrymander gerry gerry signfell g-e-r-r-y

man-d-e-r got it i got it too though fuck nine to four nine to four, okay, now we're making a move alright, let me find another word go ahead

ah god dude, that was fucking nuts alright, the Foley household is tumultuous To Malt to us to Malt to us that was almost that was a little cheap To tumultuous mole, but you said it differently before I did tumultuous making a loud confused noise That's not it. No. I don't think so. I'm sorry. Try to help it out. I know we've got to keep our eyes on our own paper. I've never seen you so scared and embarrassed in my life. You looked at me like I caught you pulling your wiener. Like I caught you going through someone's panty drawer. Now I'm going to immediately cross it out. You went back to elementary school there, big guy.

Let me see what you had. Let me give you, let me take a run at guy. Let me see what you had. Let me give you let me take a run at this Let me see what you had Now you're coughing all over you gotta get a fucking humidifier here I'm dying Have a sip of water Little Indian kid to pass the house Alright. You're like one of that little Indian kid that passed out. I got the glazes. Travis, go through a video of that.

A Lopocoid means, like a fox, a vulpine. A Lopocoid. Oh my god. We've never seen this happen. The poor gentleman. He's um, the young man apparently has fainted on stage. I think he's okay, but They did stop the clock. A-L-O-P-E-C-O-I-D. A lot a lot of that is correct He seems to be okay, and he's spelled the right correctly That was unbelievable. We're going to take a quick break. He is alright, and we will return to Washington right after this

guy Those things are hard as shit those kids are under a lot of goddamn. I know let me pass the boss under that fucking This isn't my final answer that fluorescent Rogers burger Let me hold it up. Let me see what you have so far hold it up. I have it crossed out. I can read it That's pretty that's let me see. Yeah, yeah, that's it. I think that's it. To

mole to know, no T you had it to mole. To that doesn't look right though. It is too French. It looks very French. Five points. Four points. Alright, well then I also want to do... No, you can't do it. Not until we're even. What? Not until we're even. House rules, I want to tell you.

Okay. I feel like I'm playing with my nephew. It's called I win. You're like that kid from Big Daddy. I'm the with my nephew. It's called I win like that kid from big daddy I'm the fucking delivery driver. Hey three cheesecake Shove scoobas Steve at last all right so four to one on this Four to one well like you get four points he gets one. What's the score right now nine to four so he could bet nine No, no, I'm only a lot one. Until you catch up. Okay. Slow kids. Tumultuous.

T-U-M-U-L-T-O-U-I-S. T-U-O-U-S. What? You piece of shit. You're fucking sandbagging me? I got it wrong too. Spell it again. Fuck, I should have let you bet.

T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I have I-O-U-S. So what? I'm down to nothing? No, you didn't say that. You said you were going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S.

I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S. I'm going to say T-U-M-U-L-T-U-O-U-S I have I-O-U-S So what, I'm down to nothing? No, you didn't lose though You got the kid gloves, yeah Fucking playing with bumpers on 9-4 still

Let's go, big money, big money Playing coach bitch Get the T out for this kid Remember that? I was banned in coach bitch If you couldn't hit it, they had had a busted t out after like four or five Hey, it's still hit it right below the fucking thing would flop over like an ice cream cone my dad's head would drop That ever having you probably once I'm assuming 14 the kickball

Alright, alright. I struck out in the fucking every time you went out to a bar I think I've told you this I struck out in like the championship Literally game really it was my first year on like the big kids team, okay, and I think everybody had to play And these guys were kicking the shit out of us and fucking our team rallied cuz remember my brother and my cousin Harry and fucking our team rallied. Because I remember my brother and my cousin, Harry, Harry, like my brother, my cousin, no, no, my brother and my dad's buddies. Kid Mark.

Who were two years older than me were all on the team, and they were like the fucking stars of the team. And these guys came back from like nine nothing. And it got down to fucking it was like eight to nine. It was like two guys on base and I had the fucking bat I remember the coach going like you're hurt right you're hurt everybody's like who's up who's up who's up and all of a sudden he just goes I swear to God just like this grown man double zero I was at the snack bar he literally goes Henry and they all went oh And I went up there and you didn't stand it your ego shattered at that I remember I was like winking at the pet the pitcher to try to get him to not fucking hey buddy

Give me a fucking bet to set a record here Making the bills they want to give me a fucking cadillac right down broad street so i can't fucking get a piece of it catalytic I Fucking struck the fuck out Or I ground it out or something like that grounded out was better but I remember fucking just the way that guy with the coach I

can't remember his name went down looking Henry and the whole team was like fuck everybody throwing gatorades alright what's the score? 9 to 4 thought a high school wrestler paid for that day I'll tell you that sure couple of fucking extra head butts. We've now entered.

The spin zone. I'm winning. OK, what have we answered? No, you can. This is this is working. You're getting some some headway back. I didn't get tumultuous. You know, but you got the other one. It's nine to four, nine to four. All right. Paparazzi. Oh, you're my pet. I but you got the other one. It's nine to four nine to four all right

paparazzi My business at Tally I know they also if we want to Italian they have paparazzi Paparazzi makes me think of Monica Baccelli you know her Yes Buzzkill why what happened love Monica Pichelli you don't know again I don't know you said this the other day hot Italian I need to Google it or someone said I got it I think think Leo took a run at her

shout out to him hold on a second you know who I like that Angela rigatoni like that Angela rigatoni. Papa. Roach. Cut my life into being this. I got this for sure. All right. P a. Hold on.

How many points? Four. Okay. I'm going to wager two. Changing the rules. Okay. P a PP uh-huh a

Ra wrong wrong one. What one P? P a P a r a z z I ZZ top P a P a r a z z I One P right there. Okay. Show the people. All right. So I lost four points.

No, we're not losing. We're not losing. You are though. Okay. It's nine seven. No, it's seven four. Seven four. Coming back.

Okay. Okay. Let's throw in a little multiple, multiple, multiple, multiple, okay, let's throw in a little Multiplicate multiplication multiple multiple choice question no multiple click multiplication Yeah, yeah a little math jazz it up a little bit Spell it ain't your strong suit, but none of this new math shit, but I I mean, I hate long division. I don't think I could do this myself. Long, I think he said multiple choice, or multiple. Multiplication?

Yeah. Well, he just, okay, do multiplication, but don't. No, fine, do long division. I'll smoke you, go. Okay, all right. Smoke me like one of your doobies. All right, four. Okay.

Outside the little box. Yeah. Oh, you're so young. I hate, yeah. Four divided by. No. No. It, you're so young. I hate yeah for divided by no no Cuz it's whatever divided by yeah, right. It's so 8212 divided by four

8212 Divided by four all right. I think well. I'm dusting it off here. I think I might have this it should play somewhat easy Sure, if we if we were brushed up on these skills before I think I have it It's all coming back to me. I could go to seventh grade as well. What year is this junior high? Jesus? All right, what do you got fully? That's all the time we have for the day folks. I gotta go to the back For Divide it by eight now eight you're saying it backwards eighteen thousand two hundred eighteen thousand. Oh, I didn't know that I thought it was eight thousand no eighteen thousand eight thousand would be significantly easier

18,000 212000 would be significantly easier 18,000 212 yeah divided by four four Okay, so what's your first move here? Four goes into eighteen how four times yeah So you put the four on top of what above the eight uh-huh, and then you put the 16 Down there, and then you count then you okay track that that leaves you with what a deuce 22. Yeah, okay? You got it so four goes into 22 Oh boy, maybe you don't

Do you have a navio seven times no, it does. Seven times four is 21. Three times seven, I don't know. Five times four is 20. Oh, five times four. Five times four is 20. So 520 is two again. Then you got 212. No.

Wait, hold on. Let me get a fresh piece of paper hold on for do a time lapse on this Right so Five is 20 to 21 400 now 4553 yep Good job boys. There you go. Wow. I haven't done that in 123 400 now four thousand five hundred and fifty three yep Good job boys. There you go. Wow. I haven't done that in 25 years yeah came back to me pretty good any more brain busters, and I wagered 100,000 okay all right fair enough. What's next?

All right, so what's the score so score? So it's eight, now eight to. Five. 100,005. Eight to five. OK. Let's do. No more baby rules from here on out. Fair enough.

And we'll do four big words. OK. Four tough ones. I got one. And here's the thing. Make them them tough tougher than the ones we had before Okay, caveat keep it coming in changing the rules long division. I Sweat in the shower down at the Brody New movie was reviewed on rotten tomatoes. It got four pickles

Shout out the bro. I remember when that killed us We were die Brody Stevens came to New York Or when we felt like before like two weeks or a week or something it was me We were seeing I'm everywhere just dying dying laughing. That was on a special cut out a hangover For pickles um Shout out to him, so we'll do this for hard words very hot like give us like, little kid spelling. Get some dinosaurs in there.

Okay. Little kid. Fuck this guy. Start wrecking the crew. And then we'll do, whoever gets the most letters right. I like this. You know what I mean?

Sure. So it's a scale. You have to get kind of close because we're both gonna probably get it wrong I need paper all right you're like the fucking teachers assistant fucking prick hippopotamus hippo pod there's a lot of peas in there huh or is there a lot of peas in there three peas in a row. Can you see if any word in the English dictionary has three peas in a row?

Can I ask a question? For all of our benefits, please, how many S's are there? OK, no, that's part of it, because if one of us gets it wrong. You're taking the choice of how many letters you got right or wrong. Okay. All right. I'm locked.

I'm locked as well. Hold on. Okay, like hippopotamus hippopotamus H. Yep. I yes PP. Yes. Oh, yes. P.

Yes. Oh, yes. T. Yes. Oh yes T. Yes, I wrong Are you with me on this? Oh, I thought dude. Yeah, the only hard thing to me was how many peas hold on hippo Hippie o p o t I am USS Thomas hippopotamus

Thomas Thomas is not a hippopotamus hippopotamus Hippopotamus. Okay. So what is it? Pot Thomas you know? Oh, yeah. Nope a Okay, so we each got that did you get em you do is it m uss M-U-S-S? No, it's just M-U-S. What'd you have? M-U-S-S. Yeah, you're down two letters. Fuck! Also, just strategy, don't go added letters

if we're being awful letter. All right, yeah, damn. Okay, what are we at now? I'm an idiot. Uh, so now we are- We're doing it by the letter. Starting fresh here. Okay, so-

Oh, starting fresh here. Okay, so starting fresh here, okay, okay, so So we got one letter wrong fully got two letters wrong. Yeah, okay, so You want the lowest you want the lowest score? Okay, two one two one. Okay, go. Okay. This one's tough Consequently I said fucking dinosaurs, man Consequently Consequently Consequently like consequently he lost his job. Yes fully smush more did consequently he got the word con so

sir Quint it's Native American Okay Consequently you spell it. What do you got? So quint it's Native American Okay Consequently you spell it. What do you got? Wait hold on I forgot about something Can I can I respell it sure? Okay, I'd like to buy a vowel Consequently to Tahiti consequently or consequently you fucking I'm giving you phonetic definition. How do you say it concept? I mean consequently

Consequently there's an eye I mean, I mean there's not an eye. No, okay good Consequently con yes co What co fuck con so cut like spell it out this the C is the silent the C as an s sound consequently is that an s as you know what else makes it pretty good as you are as dumb as the day is consequently con coq you and TLY and DJ Landon do this remix Seq right yep, seq hold on s Q okay

You there you go e n t ly yeah, I got two all right So Foley is up to four kippy stays at one you had more than two letters wrong. No. I didn't nah He had to add the s in the e the co yeah, you have a queue in there a queue. Yeah Yeah, I know I got a you too. That's what I go back and redo forgot. They roll together You bring your boys with you? Everybody's getting gripped up fucking cue and you come through the streets Okay, all right, so you're Steve's those two you're what plus two so you have four I have not I have one yeah bullshit You ready whatever

Yeah, we'll do two more two more carve on my name into this table a couple of minutes It's good sucks if I can throw a chair at Luke They call my mom pussy. I Swear a fucking god come back and shoot this place All right, all right Decentralization pretty easy is it yeah. Yeah, why don't you? Well, you know how to spell central right how do you attack this? Okay, pause. How do you attack this this this one specifically D?

How do you take these nuts? It's just this is like school for you Up and start fucking around giving me a ration issue Okay, spell it you fuck you you spell it Fat bald you spell the fucking word Tell me shit. I ain't never gonna. I'm gonna be a rock star. I don't need to spell this fucking word You both I get bitch you get fucked right At this point in class I'd be setting something on fire

Plitting gum and so Central is shin D central I Zation central Is is a shin is a shin I got it decent. You know is like you got this one decentralization DECN t r al is a is a Tion Centralization central

Isation this is a nation Decentralize you've seen these words. That's the only thing that I missed. Yeah. Yeah good. All right, so I got Centralization is how like inmates spell when they write letters Putting in a sit there Kim noon would spell it Yeah, I'll the quarterback hey, you didn't need to learn how to read that guy go for a long ball That's a way that's what you want with the ball in their hands. It's got a fucking arm on them Okay, all right all right, so Five to one five to one

Last one all right last one. We gotta wrap it up all right so fully gets four to one points Okay, try Sarah tops The one I don't know it's the the most famous one. I could wrap which was the Rex. The. Fuck. What is Sam Elliott? What is it again? Try Sarah tops. Try.

Would you like to close this out Henry Not real we have different spellings. I love it try Sarah, and it's the one thing I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure Sarah top. I mean can I help you now? He's got to learn how to do it He's gonna learn how to read some Sarah Tops I sometimes. Cerotops. I have two spellings. He's gonna put in Z in there this time. Can I try the first one first and the second one second? Let's see what happens. I'm pretty, yeah, I'm pretty sure they're both wrong. Okay, the first one I have. I could be right, if I, I know it's a why it's tri

What else did you not know how to spell and I had tr y s a r r Sarah-topped dude sarah tops and tops to PPS Then the second one I had t-r-y s a r-o T a u ps it's not tops like the fucking card. It's not Sarah like the girl you went to school with sorrow It's Sarah like Michael Sarah as it's Sarah. It's T. Well here ready T r I C e r o T o p s I know I go for you got one wrong you got that Oh is

supposed to be an a okay so what's the score two to five hey you got putty you had a lot of letters you had yeah I got one you had your money but he a G L as Eagle go bird fuck you too love you guys. See you next weekend. See ya. See you next weekend. Peace