Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast - PATREON PREVIEW! AYG Hard Feelings: Chocolate Covered Chips

Episode Date: January 13, 2024

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Thought it was chocolate cover potato chips. No Which I remember the first time I had one of those in my buddy's Doug's house They were wrapped up individually. I ate one. I'm like, what the fuck and this is the first time I felt like a fat ass I'm telling you right now. This is gonna this is gonna be a problem Man, the first time I called up I had an adult for being a fat piece of shit The first time I called up I had an adult for being a fat piece of shit. Oh. No. I swear to God.

I swear to God. How old were you? Oh, young. Maybe seven. Eight. Was it a non-parent? Yeah, what do you mean? It wasn't your parents?

No. It was my buddy's, it was like a family friend, buddy's dad. Oh. Talk about shame. Yeah. So ha ha ha. Talk about- I fishin' Yeah. Ah. So we're all in the little man.

This has been a fat, kippy episode. Ha ha ha. The kid's back. So, um, yeah, my shout out to dog. Dog was a fuckin' OG listener. Um, I don't know. I don't think he's on the Patreon. Maybe he is. Shout out to Dougie B.

Yeah, so I'm sitting there. My brother and Dougie B were boys, right? They were the same age. That's how the families became friends. And everybody was over, we were over to their house. So I'm like, buy myself a little bit, because it was that weird age where I'm like seven and they're 12.

Yeah. It's not like a great link, you know, great patch over. Get out of here. Yeah, exactly, like go, so I had nobody to fuck in whatever. Then you found a friend. And I found the trouble in this savory sweet combo. Chocolate covered potato chips.

I feel like the first ones I had were like carefully wrapped as well. Yeah, I think that's, yeah, they were, I remember it, we looked European to me. They were, they were individually wrapped, like red, brown, crimson color, fucking packaging. And I went, what the heck is this? They were, they had to recline it was like a couch and they had to recliners and there was a wooden legal little like end table between the two recliners and they were on there maybe about like six of them. You never had a shot. You'd never had a shot. I've done that man. Just like not real. I've been in somebody's house and not realizing they were Clancy people and just looked over and saw like a bowl of Hershey kisses like oh shit Yeah, you motherfuckers get here goddamn

Little I was looking for a little silly Young kids I can't look for a good time been heard a little bit Man, I just got yelled at by my brother in the cool kids need some just need a shoulder to Whoa and He goes he goes I find them Like the first guy that hurt rock and roll He's here dude Yeah, he's right here, dude.

No, he gets better. So I have one. Is everybody sitting around? No, I'm kind of by myself. Oh, he's getting in trouble. Man, man. I've been left alone in a kitchen before myself. No, whoo.

That's when the devil gets his hands on you. This is the living room. So the parents are in like the dining room kitchen area, you know, doing like a adult event stuff, whatever. They watching. They watching the boys are upstairs, like in like the one kid's room, probably talking about chicks or boners or whatever, you know.

I'm downstairs by myself Remember it was it had to be around no you work. I wasn't I think I might even been Thanksgiving I think we had a couple Thanksgiving's here because there was a football game on I remember everybody watching the football game But this is pre football so I'm down there and I mulch. I say there's six. I have the first one. They didn't love it, but you know I was like, you know, whatever just mind mindlessly eating fat kid chocolate I also trying to figure out the the flavor palette, you know what I mean? I'm trying to figure out what it was Chocolate cover Anything on it. Yeah, it's a chocolate potato chip.

I said, I got to figure out, I got to get my hands on one. I get boots on the ground with this thing. For a research purposes. So, I, yeah, so I have the one, didn't love it. Mindlessly, you know, maybe, let me try one more. So you can really get a real feel of this. Try another, another, not, I eat five of them probably. There was six in there.

There was five, yeah. There might have been two left. had been with the rappers between the couch questions I don't know throwing them I don't know I don't know I was my concern at the time so you've taken the whole platoon out except for one guy one or two maybe there's a there's a a handful of stragglers which looking back are you standing there eating them or are you sitting in the chair just? Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. It, I think I was on the couch. And these were, and I was getting up and grabbing them.

Okay. Maybe you know grab one and then maybe grab two. That's a good, good thing. You finishing one off and then picking one up as you're saying yourself, that one that great. You just, no one wrapping it. Well that was the beef with mr. B I believe because

Now everybody I eat these right by myself everybody comes back in and No one you know and then someone goes now everyone's there and someone Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha man I look at fat kid skin marks in his underwear and pure thoughts Okay, everybody comes back in and he goes The dad well, yeah, I'll be back in and someone goes one of the kids maybe my brother or somebody who was also Not there goes what are these and I chime in I Think I go there chocolate covered potato chips. And then, my brother, whoever, whoever goes, are they any good?

And I go, nah, not really. Hey, you sold Mr. B. Ad, you had this coming, you fucking bastard. They're probably like $40. That, and I think that's what. He was like, like this that fucking Buster comes over he told my fucking top shelf And then trash is in front of the crowd

And he goes out well good thing you didn't like him how he's I Well good thing you didn't like them how you said I'd hate to see what would happen if you I remember dude pink masters fucking fucking down Fat kid down